All language subtitles for The.Last.Viking.2025.en

There are many people
in this world.

Those who are healthy and not sick.
Those who are men and not women.

Those who are smart, not stupid.
Beautiful and not ugly.

And then there are those,
there it is all at once.

Baldur and Arni were
both healthy, beautiful and smart.

Sons of the great chief.

Returning from a campaign, he gave them
an axe with a handle of mother of pearl -

- from the seas on the other side of the world.

But one summer day the village came under
attack, and everyone had to seek shelter.

For the lesser Baldur, the axe was
too heavy, and it cost him time.

Baldur lost
his left arm that day, -

- and his reality
was forever changed.

The feeling of being different
and outcasts ate away at his mind, -

- and suddenly Baldur knew
no longer even knowing who he was.

He felt neither well nor
smart or beautiful anymore.

He had become less valuable.
than the others.

The great chieftain, who had sworn,
that everyone was of equal value, -

- couldn't just watch while
his youngest son perished.

He decided that everyone
boys, men, old and newborn -

- during his greatness
also had to give their left arm.

He knew that if everyone is gone
broken, no one is broken.

And when Baldur's reality
could not change, -

- then reality had to
around him change instead.

...robbers forced their way in -

- to the value management center
Loomis in Glostrup.

The robbers are described as brutal.
and very targeted.

Several witnesses have seen two station wagons
in the area at the time of the crime.

What's going on, Anchor?

Pack a bag for me, Freja.
And find my passport. Now!

Hold on now. Hold on now.
Stop that now! Help me!

- Manfred...
- We're having a barbecue tonight.

- We're going to have the big meatballs.
- I have to go away.

- You have to do something for me.
- Where are you going?

- Everything will be fine. Freja is here.
- I wish you were here too.

I'll be back, right?
This key, you have to eat it...

Sometimes you have to let me
Finish speaking first.

When it comes out, you have to swallow it.
it again until everything is safe.

Do you hear what I'm saying?

Inside the train station, locker number 23.
You have the key now.

In that closet there is a bag. Dig it.
down into the forest up by mother's house, -

- out at the old oak table,
where we celebrated your birthday.

Can you do that for me?
You're the only one I can trust.

- Can I bury it somewhere else?
- Anchor, you better come.

Anchor.

(sirens)

(helicopter)

Who are you, Anchor?

I am Anchor.
I am Anker Andersen.

Are you the model prisoner, who
deserves to be released on parole, -

- or Anchor,
who hit a fellow inmate 31 times, -

- because he spilled coffee
beyond your sudoku?

Or Anchor robbing a transport
and aiding and abetting murder?

I am many things,
but I am not a murderer.

I've never killed anyone.

I have had a lot of anger in me.
to many people.

To my family. To my father...

...because he left us.
To my brother.

But I've got it under control.
my temperament and myself.

What do you have to say about 41.2?
millions were never located?

I have... I have reviewed
This has happened to you many times.

If I had known where the money was,
I would have told you that a long time ago.

Try listening here. I am drug-free,
and I haven't drunk in 11 years.

I'm not violent anymore. I know.
Not sure what more I can do.

So I can only say that I am
someone different than I was then.

(the doorbell rings)

- Won't you open it?
- No. I'll wait a little longer.

Can you...

- Hey, bro.
- Hello.

He has bought 60
of your favorite rolls.

He hasn't slept in a week.

Do you think there are enough rolls there?
What, Manfred?

- I forgot. His name is John now.
- Why is that?

Because he doesn't want to be called Manfred.
Everyone calls him John.

The flowers John has collected
and dried and pasted up like that.

That's super cool. Why the hell?
Don't you want to be called Manfred anymore?

- What now?
- No, John...

Stop that now.

You can't just come home.
and then believe that everything is the same.

Everything has gotten worse since Mom died.

He has missed you so much,
and now he thinks you're leaving again.

Can't you say sorry?
and say you'll probably stay?

I also plan to drive.
A trip. Up to mom's house or something.

That's a good idea.
Then you can stay up there for a few days.

Those who bought the house,
they rent out to Airbnb.

Yeah, just remember.
to call him John, okay? John?

(the doorbell rings)

No, you really have to apologize for that.
It became very dramatic.

What are you doing? We don't have any more
to do with each other, Flemming.

I want all your money,
Anchor, otherwise things will go wrong.

All my money?
You've got your half.

I have used them, and I have
built up a lot of debt, -

- and I have promised,
that you would help me.

No, now I want to hit you.

- How much do you owe?
- I want all 20 million.

But you have until Monday.
What's going on with that door frame?

So, it's fucking dangerous.
You know what?

I'll fix it. I'll take it.
some tools on Monday.

(dog does)

Can you eat another one?

You can do that.
Can you eat another one?

- Where did you get that dog from?
- That's our dog now, Anker.

If you stay here.
Would you like that?

Would you like to go swimming together?
with me and the dog, Anker?

Well, now we have a new dog.

(door slams)

Then give me the dog.
Bente is standing down there.

- Give it to me. Bente is standing down there.
- What kind of dog?

- It's that dog, damn it!
- Then it hid there again.

But then it wants to live here.

I better make
some water for it.

No! That's not her dog.
It's a different dog.

And then right now, when it loves
me and Anker so much.

- Come here. Bente is calling the police.
- We shouldn't have any police.

- Give her that dog now, Manfred!
- Now call him John!

- Then it might as well be the same!
- He takes people's dogs.

Everyone is fed up with him.
You have to call him John.

Last week I forgot,
and then he stabbed himself with a meat fork.

No, John... John.

If I stand
at the old oak table, -

- where in relation to the table
So, did you bury the bag?

Stop that, Manfred.

- I don't know who you're talking to.
- Stop it now. I don't want it.

- Why do you want to be called John?
- Because I'm John.

- But why are you John?
- But why are you Anker?

I don't care,
What do you think? I'm John.

John Lennon.

John Lennon?

Now you must shut up!
Excuse me, what the hell is going on?

You don't even look like him. You have
not even wearing the right glasses.

I'm saving up for those.
You have to accept this, or else...

Otherwise you'll stab yourself.
in the head with a fondue skewer?

I can easily kill myself.
with a spear like that there.

I had big plans for it.
But we never get fondue.

Stop it now. Manfred,
Now you tell me where it is...

- Is he okay?
- Who?

My brother, Manfred Andersen.

Well, Andersen? It's just
superficial scratches.

So can't I take him home?

We have to keep him, because there is
about a suicide attempt, -

- but if you sneak up on a 500-man
in my pocket, then you can take him.

- Do you want me to bribe you?
- Someone was offended.

- But what the hell are you thinking about?
- It was just for fun, damn it. Right?

Your brother is down at 8C.

Are you okay?

Can you sit in a car?

I understand that well.
You've missed me.

And you are confused and hurt about,
that I haven't been there.

Yes... But now I'm here.

Come on.

I need you to drive with me.
me up and show me where that bag is.

Then we'll do something together afterwards.
Right, Manfred?

(brag)

Are you okay?

Can I hold it?

Yes, now we are gone.
from her stupid.

Dissociative identity disorder.

Where the rest of us are one person, -

- then Manfred alternates between
several different personalities, -

- and right now he's stuck
in an alter ego like John Lennon.

I'll have to take him with me.
I need to talk to him.

You have missed him,
but Manfred is going to stay here.

Why? He hasn't
Did someone do something?

He has attempted suicide and stolen
nine dogs since October last year.

Manfred knows who he is.
That's something he's playing.

It is usually
a years-long process, -

- which involves a combination
of therapy and medicine.

And some patients remain
their alter ego for the rest of their lives.

We know that dissociative
personality disorder -

- occurs due to traumatic events
experiences earlier in life.

It could be 10, 20, 30 years ago.

Manfred!

What the hell are you doing?
He's killing us.

That axe is hanging here.
And take off your helmet. We're going to school.

- No, I'm going on a train.
- No, you don't have to.

Stop acting so abnormally.
You're too big. Everyone laughs at you.

You are not a Viking.
Vikings don't exist.

I exist.

Anchor, are you in there?

YACHT FOR SALE

There we have the chairman of
the anti-corruption department.

Eight Fernet Branca, Lilian. Thank you.

Lothar Nielsen from psychiatry.
Do you remember me?

- Are you going sailing with your brother?
- No, he's on the closed one.

That might be very good.

- Has he received a diagnosis?
- Dissociative identity...

Dissociative identity disorder.

Have you bought eight Fernet Brancas?
to yourself?

I always order eight.
Otherwise it looks so violent.

Dissociative identity disorder
is a real crap diagnosis.

It's madness.
He thinks he's John Lennon.

I had a Michael Laudrup
on custody.

He also alternated between
Jesus and John Wayne.

It was completely impossible for the kitchen
to know what they were going to serve.

There's a guy sitting out on Amager,
who thinks he's Ringo Starr.

Then we just need Paul and George,
then we can get the band together.

Why is everything going wrong for him now?
He should be happy to see me.

He has been able to handle
the sub-personality until now, -

- because there has been no conflict
between self-image and the environment.

I don't understand a damn thing.

Let's say I walk around
and will be called Napoleon.

Then my surroundings will
consider me an idiot.

It will affect
my self-image is negative.

But if we now build a copy of
Versailles, hires 200 servants, -

- give me an army
and teach me French, -

- isn't that strange,
that I am Napoleon, -

- and therefore my self-image will
remain intact.

As long as the surroundings play along,
then everything is good.

The whole hallway calls him John.
He signs fucking autographs.

I can't just let it go,
as if he's John Lennon.

- Wouldn't that be completely wrong?
- Where have you been for the last 20 years?

When IKEA opened,
There were 46 different item numbers.

Today there are 12,000 products.
Everyone has become unique.

Everyone has the right to
their own unique reality.

Then you can probably hold on too.
calling your brother John Lennon.

(children's music)

Good, you're up.
You should take a look here sometime.

- Here you go, a shirt for you.
- How long have I been sleeping here?

I drove past the patient registry for
to see if Ringo is still sitting there.

So. An Anton Wulf Espersen -

- was admitted in July 1996
at the psychiatric center on Amager -

- and thinks he's the drummer
Ringo Starr fra The Beatles.

It was your own idea.
I checked all the departments.

What was my own idea?

Gathering The Beatles to surround
Manfred with his own reality.

But Paul McCartney and George Harrison
were difficult. There are none in Denmark.

I was close to giving up completely, -

- but look here,
Who is sitting in Sweden?

May I introduce?
Hamdan Falk Sjöberg, -

- admitted to ward 53,
North Stockholm Psychiatry.

And be careful,
who Hamdan's sub-personalities are.

Paul McCartney or?

Sir Paul McCartney, I think,
Hamdan prefers what you say.

He is more than that. Hamdan exchanges
between more than 40 sub-personalities.

Iron Man, Gustav Mahler,
Schopenhauer, Davy Crockett, -

- Heinrich Himmler
and guitarist George Harrison. What?

He is both Paul McCartney
and George Harrison?

Yes, not at the same time.
Isn't that amazing?

We have two members
of The Beatles in one. And Iron Man.

- You'd want to drink a pint with him.
- Why are you telling me that?

We gather the band around Manfred and
makes his reality a reality.

You don't remember it at all?
Napoleon.

When we picked up Manfred, you said,
we had to find a recording studio.

- Have we picked up Manfred?
- How drunk were you?

You punched a hospital guard.
repeatedly in the face.

We need to talk about that.

- You have some issues with anger.
- Where is Manfred now?

I gave him 60 mg of Diazepam.

- When will he wake up?
- He'll be up and running in five or six hours.

We drive out to Amager after Ringo,
to Sweden after Paul George -

- and then down to your mother's house
to build a rehearsal room.

- I am conducting a medical study.
- What have I said about my mother's house?

It sounds like the perfect place.
to awaken memories.

But we have to drive to IKEA.

You need to get away from me.
Fuck you.

We're ditching IKEA,
and then we just drive together.

- Stay away from me!
- Wait a minute.

That's a huge overreaction.

Hey.

We're here. We're at Mom's house.

We'll have to sleep here, -

- and then you show me where the bag is,
tomorrow morning. Okay?

Well.

(slag)

God, hello. Welcome to.
My name is Margaret.

- Hello. Anchor.
- John.

You have to live over there.
I'll show you right away.

No, that's fine.
We have lived here since we were little.

God, that's fun. But then you have to go in.
to see the house and eat with.

Manfred is not so happy.
for large companies.

Manfred? He just said,
His name was John.

Anchor, now I'm really hungry.

Cozy.

And then we have got
some really good museums up here.

Yes... No, I just think,
We're going for a walk in the woods...

- and dig a little for worms
for fishing trips and things like that.

- No.
- Would you like a glass of blackcurrant juice?

How can it be that you are married,
when he's so ugly and you're so pretty?

Is that also why you don't have
any children? Because he's so ugly?

What kind of thing is that to ask about?
Are you a complete idiot?

She should apologize for that.

She called me that.
all day.

You have to say sorry.
for me and Werner.

I haven't said anything that is a lie.
Then I can just say you're ugly.

Then you're not pretty at all anymore.
Try to see how ugly she is.

- You need to get out of here right now! Get out of here!
- Relax. He has a diagnosis.

Since he was little, Manfred has
fought with, everyone has been after him.

No, sorry. We didn't know,
you had a diagnosis.

- You have to say something like that.
- You just smashed him in the head.

- Yes, she also goes boxing.
- It was a little jab.

- Well, now I want some juice.
- Yes. Sorry.

What about you, Anker? Are you into jazz?

Maybe you should tell me briefly,
What happened to your face?

- You don't need to.
- How did you become ugly?

- It's totally okay.
- But the short version, right?

It was a completely normal Friday.
like everyone else.

- We were supposed to have ten guests.
- Do you have ten guests every Friday?

- We don't have that either.
- Everything was clear at home.

The Montepulciano was open,
and the roast was in the oven.

It was then,
We still ate meat.

Then I just had to pick it up.
two peppers for a salad.

- History is changing all the time.
- What did I say wrong?

It was stuffed peppers.
We were going to try an Afghan recipe.

I had just lost
my entire foundation, -

- because I had finally decided
to give up my modeling career.

But Werner then discovered,
he had only bought eight peppers.

So I was on my way down for
to buy two extra peppers.

Why should you both buy in and
cook? Doesn't she cook at all?

Now it's time to buy two peppers
not a daunting task.

But it costs me my whole face.

But I gave up.
my career and my life, -

- so you can relax
to design your collection.

What kind of collection is this?

It was a unique collection,
which I worked a lot on at the time.

Werner has been designing clothes for 40 years,
but never got anything produced.

Now he has given up and is trying
to make a children's book instead, -

- but it's not going so well either.

That's not entirely true.

- I was about to tell you.
- Can't you finish the story?

Exactly, thank you. Sorry.

I was parking.
I was still smoking then, -

- so I put a cigarette in my mouth,
reaches for the shopping list, -

- and the moment I open the door,
Then comes the airbag. Slam!

Factory defect. Welcome to hell!

Why did you have
a shopping list with?

We were missing some other little things.
They are not that important.

- So you got the cigarette burn in your head?
- A cigarette butt is 1400 degrees hot.

An airbag comes with over 300 km
per hour, so that the glow was smeared out, -

- and I lost
a full 40% skin in my facial region.

- Thanks for the food, but I think we...
- There were also good things about it.

They paid compensation because I
also lost the ability to design.

But why couldn't you design?

When designing fashion clothes, John,
then it is crucial, -

- that you see the world
through other people's eyes.

But if you have any doubts,
who you are... and I did.

I became existentially confused,
and my design career sank to the ground.

What career? You don't have
designed as much as a sock.

You have worked for eight years on a
Children's book you'll never finish.

I get upset when you say
such disgusting words.

- I'm just telling the truth.
- What could I say about the truth?

She was a hand model in a Kahlúa commercial
back in 1987. And that was it!

Yes, yes. That's how it is.
But think, what a waste.

And that was just for two peppers.

And the other things on the shopping list.
The ones that weren't that important.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- No.
- Yes, thank you for a great evening.

Just take a look. We found these things.
inside the wall when we were remodeling.

Are you the one who cut it?
those figures?

No, Manfred had a period,
where he was crazy about Vikings.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm just tired.

- Sleep well.
- Okay.

What time are we going fishing together?
Tomorrow, Anchor?

We go out into the forest first.
and digs for worms.

Where we used to keep our
birthdays. Do you remember that?

No. But I've also kept
all my birthdays in Liverpool.

I want to go fishing. I'm interested.
Just don't walk through the woods.

And I don't want to,
if we have to look for a bag.

No, no. We're looking for worms.

You don't understand at all,
what it's like to be me.

People really like me.

- Because you're John?
- Yes.

Because I am John.

(beats and screams)

You had one job. To make sure,
your brother didn't become a laughing stock at school.

I didn't know,
He had it with him.

It was just for fun.

Freja thinks it's funny,
when she gets teased every day?

Is it fun?
that he carves runes inside the house?

That we are going to a parent-teacher meeting, and everyone
Are the other parents laughing at us?

Manfred is very ill, Anker,
and he needs help.

And you haven't helped him today,
Do you have it?

Manfred didn't choose himself.
to be a Viking.

Manfred, get up.

- Shouldn't we go down to the lake?
- We need to get some worms first.

- I don't like being here.
- Don't say that all the time now.

I don't want to be here. I can
really don't like being here.

Take it easy, okay?
Quiet and peaceful.

Me and my brother, we always kept
our birthday over at that table.

We don't need to fish. Can we
Don't just go back to the house?

- Or drive home to Freja?
- Okay, calm down.

Yes... I haven't either.
You want to be here, right?

But we can't leave,
before we have the bag, Manfred.

- John, I'm sorry.
- Bag, bag, bag!

You only talk about bags!

Stop now. Hold on now.
You don't mean that!

Have you marked the spot?
with a Viking rune?

What a fool you are.
What if someone came by?

Shut up, a fool.

Just go. Just go! I have
I don't need you anymore. Go!

- What the hell is that?
- It's Balder.

Balder?

Our dog.

You don't remember him at all?

How the hell do you remember that?
if you are John?

What'?

It's something you play.
You're lying. Come on!

- Let go! I don't want to be here!
- Help me now, damn it!

I never want to go out here again!

Let go or I'll kill you.
myself with some fire!

Okay, I'll let go,
but then you stay here, -

- and then we talk
Quietly together. Okay?

Do you promise?

Then I'll let go.

You fucking idiot, man! Piss off!

Hello.

Have you and Manfred been up?
to get beaten up at school today?

There were some of the big ones,
who beat him.

Was he wearing his Viking clothes again?
And his helmet?

Mrs. Sejersen said,
that there were two Vikings.

It was because he didn't
would feel alone.

I just put on a helmet.
Dad, they beat him every day.

And it's only gotten worse now,
where he doesn't have his axe with him.

I trusted you. You stood here.
and swore you would help!

Sorry.

Manfred suffers from
a very bad disease, -

- and it gets worse if you leave
into his sick reality!

Dad, it was a mistake.
It won't happen again.

I promise.

It's too late.
So now you two will have to learn, -

- that reality
can really hurt.

So now you go down to the forester,
where you hand over Balder to him -

- and waits for him to kill him.

Kill him?

Today Balder must be killed,
because you have acted, as you have.

- Balder hasn't done anything.
- Stop crying, you tail.

A Viking has no evil.
by oneself or by others.

A Viking teacher
to live with one's fate.

And today you two will learn,
that any action, -

- You are doing your thing in life,
has a consequence.

Now you go down to the forester, and then
You take Balder's dead body home.

Then we give him
a really good funeral.

(shot)

(spiller "Wouldn't It Be Nice")

- What's happening?
- Your friend has assembled the whole band.

The one with the beard says,
He can teach me how to play the guitar.

Why didn't you say so?
It's a fabulous project.

You have our full support,
because we are huge Beatles fans.

Fight!

I'm drawing a little more power from you.
Just let me know if you're missing anything.

- What are you doing?
- We're not taking that right now.

Everyone just wants to start practicing.
Here we have Paul George from Sweden.

And Ringo, who is mute, which they have
chose not to write in his journal.

It's John's assistant, Anker...

I've told some of you,
but I want you to understand, -

- that I'm only with you if you don't
had something to do with the Holocaust.

Otherwise I'm out!

And we are talking about the right one.
The Holocaust. The one in Germany.

Yes... But there is none,
who has here. Isn't that right?

You don't look like John Lennon at all.

But you don't look like that either.
any of them, as you are.

The secret of playing guitar
is to think like a beaver.

Are beavers good at playing guitar?

There is no one better. I shot
my first beaver when I was three.

- Get in your sightseeing bus and drive again.
- Just try to see the potential here.

It is
a psychiatric experiment...

- We're not making a band of crazy people!
- That's not for you to decide.

- Try listening for once.
- Take it easy now. Relax now!

Anchor, I'm going to die!

Sorry. I didn't mean to.
have said this.

But I have
advanced prostate cancer.

And this is the last chance for
to achieve something in that profession, -

- I have, after all, dedicated...
my whole life.

I'm sorry to hear that.
but you shouldn't be here.

You're making a mistake. It's your best
chance to get Manfred back.

But I'm throwing in the towel.
I can't do it anymore.

Lothar.

How long would it take,
before he became himself?

Then you would see progress soon.
When they have practiced a few numbers.

- Are you sure?
- Yes. You won't regret it.

- There's something else.
- And?

Manfred could remember,
where our dog was buried.

He can easily be in contact.
with the subconscious of his true self.

But... I didn't even know,
We had a dog.

Or I have completely forgotten it.
Isn't it strange to forget?

The brain forgets the things that are
indifferent. That's completely normal.

What if it's not?
unimportant things?

Yes, that's even more normal.
But that's a long talk.

Focus on the band
and to get Manfred back.

You have to see Paul George play.
He is absolutely amazing.

- Won't you come out right now?
- No, I don't.

- That's really rude.
- That's crazy! Try to hear.

(they play out of tune)

- Shouldn't they play the same song?
- It is important not to interfere.

They should probably play the same.

- The ugly one says I'm bad.
- Everyone is equally good.

You shouldn't lie.
I know I'm not that good.

You have to play worse,
so it's not a sin for me.

I don't see anyone, it's a shame.
I only see a lot of talent.

Yes yes, exactly.
We are all the best.

It was Anker's idea, but he
Not saying he's better than anyone.

If you want to be successful
With an idea, you have to work together.

An idea is not just an idea.
You have to have the logistics in order, -

- have the crew to carry it out,
and then you need to have a plan.

So a bit like the Holocaust?

- Then I'm out!
- IKEA would be a better example.

But let's take it again.
Try again. Come on.

(they play out of tune)

Stop, stop, stop!

That doesn't sound good.
We're going to play together. Okay?

- E major. Follow me.
- What is he doing now?

- Is he going to become McCartney?
- Yes, now he's changing his identity.

It's amazing to watch.
Now he goes from George to Paul.

(spiller "Thank You for the Music")

Hamdan also believes that
that he is Björn from ABBA.

He also believes,
He is Heinrich Himmler, -

- which caused problems on the ferry.

He becomes George again.
in a moment. Or Paul.

It's simply too bad.
We shouldn't listen to such things.

Just leave it alone.

(plays in time)

When IKEA opened their first store
in Denmark in 1969, -

- many things were not in place.

That was before barcodes. The idea of
Selling inventory that way was new.

But there was a belief in things.
The same faith we all have here today.

The band has reunited.
You notice, -

- that you are among the best, and that
They will notice it down in the city.

Because I have paid
the registration fee -

- at 250 kr.
to the talent competition down at the inn.

That's not impressive,
but we must crawl before we can walk.

We start small and work our way up.
slowly up. Completely like IKEA.

- Cheers!
- Cheers.

- Are we going to play for an audience?
- No, just for a lot of beavers.

240 extremely musical beavers,
who claps along to all the numbers.

- But isn't it dangerous?
- Because.

If you get stage fright,
So imagine, the audience is beavers.

- Won't you stop doing that?
- Björn says I have to practice.

But I would like to ask Lothar,
if you can help play bass.

I'm better at the mosquito song.

(plays "I've caught a mosquito")

(loud snoring)

It's amazing how dumb you can be.
and snoring like that.

Deaf people also dream with sound.
And color blind.

I dream in German.
It's not because of the Holocaust.

I never dream of that,
because I wasn't there.

I curse
my Aryan origins.

When I was young,
I dyed my hair black.

And wore dark contact lenses.

You know what? Now I think you should
Sleep. You're tired, Paul George.

There's no Paul George here.
There is only Björn. Accept it.

Now we sleep, and then we find out,
Who we are tomorrow, right?

(spiller "Chiquitita")

Good, good. Thank you.

You really have it under control,
So we don't have to play it anymore.

- Aren't they supposed to play the Beatles?
- It's coming, Werner.

But now I think we should try.
to draw air into the stomach.

And breathe out through your nose. Like this.

Maybe we should try playing
"With a Little Help from My Friends".

What Werner had suggested.

I don't understand what it is.
is about. It lacks a team.

- What does he say?
- That it's missing a layer.

You just sang about a banana.

He won't talk to me,
because then I'm out!

Now let's just take it easy.
Now we have to be nice to each other.

John, can't you just
Explain to us a little about, -

- hvad "With a Little Help
from My Friends" handler om.

- Could I answer that?
- What are all people afraid of?

What is it that we fear the most?

- Vikings.
- Holocaust.

Yes... Yes, maybe. But even more so
Afraid? I can give you a hint.

IKEA employees have something,
there is a "code 99" called.

It's when a child has gone missing, -

- because the worst thing,
that can happen to a child is, -

- that it thinks it is alone.

Hamdan?

I think the song is about children,
who is alone in IKEA.

I also think it's about
some children who live in IKEA.

That's exactly it.
it is about.

"With a Little Help from My Friends"
It's about never being alone.

That you always have some people,
who you trust and want to be there.

Do you feel that way about anyone?

Someone you trust, but who you
Maybe afraid of leaving you?

Yes... Should we try?
to play something else now?

(spiller "Chiquitita")

No... Sorry. That was a lot.
dramatic. That wasn't the intention.

- Do you know who I am?
- Well...

People call me Flinke Flemming.
Do you know where Anker is?

Get up.

Let's go up and wait for him.
We'll figure it all out. Come on.

Everyone wants to be someone else.

- The young will be older and vice versa.
- What does playing ABBA help with?

- We've been listening to jazz for 20 years now.
- So now jazz is also completely wrong?

When you hear it that way
in silence with red wine and analyses.

We have idiot written all over our faces.

I've gotten more out of listening to Paul
George sings better than I've had in a long time.

His name is Björn. He takes his life,
if you call him that again.

You can't just choose
his own name.

You deserve it.
or gets from their parents.

I can't call myself
for kong Werner.

- It should reflect reality.
- You're getting older, Werner.

If everything has equal value,
has no value.

Jazz and the Beatles are better than ABBA.
Healthy is better than sick.

These are objective truths,
which cannot be discussed.

You must have a shared reality.

That's absolutely crazy, Margrethe.

Now you cannot be known by yourself,
just because you've heard a song.

Margrethe just wants to be accepted
of the outside world as who she is.

When you look like I do,
No one sees you for who you are.

Everyone thinks you're stupid,
when you are beautiful.

Only when I was with Werner,
People started taking me seriously.

When they could see that I obviously didn't
went for looks or money, -

- but sought an intellect,
I could see myself in the mirror.

I understand you.

I have been in many relationships where
They didn't take me for my qualities.

They just wanted a trophy girlfriend.
with the perfect Nordic look.

My blond hair and my blue eyes
has always been a curse.

What are you digging for?

Orme.

- With a metal detector?
- Yes, that...

I just like digging.
and look what I come across.

Okay. Well, then we're down to
zero normal people on the register.

I think it's absolutely fantastic.
to see how you look after your brother.

So, the whole band thing
and take him back here and...

- Well, I think I'll dig further then.
- Yes, yes. I won't disturb you.

- I also need four kilometers.
- What are you saying?

- I also need four kilometers.
- Yes. Okay.

He doesn't answer. No, sorry!

Then we just take a finger.

- Won't you please stop?
- Take it easy and take a breath.

Can't you do anything else?
Hit me some more?

Aren't you cute?
to stop crying?

Excuse me. Is there anything wrong?
What can I do? Anything.

Can you put your hair up again?
So you look like a little workboy?

I can easily do that. The soft one.

- Then I'm going to the toilet.
- Yes. We are adults.

If you try to escape,
Then I will kill you.

Yes and yes.

Who do you want to call?

No, that was stupid of you.

No! You're dead!

It is completely impossible to find
on a new story for a children's book.

I have a lot of good grades.
It's just, like...

Something is missing,
so that the universe becomes unique.

There are over 1900 children's books,
which has a duck as the main character.

- Why aren't you sewing something?
- What should I sew?

Sew something for them out there. They've had
wearing the same clothes since they arrived.

I like Björn. He says,
I can become really good at guitar.

Are you sorry?

If you are sad,
You can sleep in my bed.

Are you aware of,
How much have I done for you?

Won't you be sweet enough?
to help me here?

(firewood is being chopped)

Hello.

- It's not your axe.
- It could very well be yours.

It was here when we took over the house.
Do you want it?

It must be inside the workshop.
It shouldn't come down at all.

It should hang there.

Well, yes. I can see that.

Such.

Is it you who made it?
those signs all over the place?

Those aren't signs. Those are runes.

There are also a lot of others
of your old Viking thing.

Now you have to see.

I'm freezing.
I don't want to be here.

Should I make some hot cocoa?

What is it?
Anchor looking for out in the woods?

He has said that it is a lot
money, so you can say that.

It's strange that you ask,
when I don't know.

- Why can't Anker find them?
- He can't remember anything.

Not even
How to put a rune.

Putting a rune? What does it mean?

When you have a secret, you put
You have a rune. So you can find the prey.

And Anker wants you to
to put a rune somewhere close to here?

I would like to see how
You can show me.

Do you think I'm crazy?
I'm not crazy.

It's Anker who's crazy.

He can't remember anything.
He's the one who's crazy.

Margrethe, do you have time to come up?
and see something I've sewn?

- I'm in the middle of something, Werner.
- But it's now, Margrethe. Now!

Sorry.

I'll probably have to sew the whole thing again.
I'm unsure about the colors.

It is colored beaver.
Can we keep the clothes?

I'll have to look into that.
There's probably something tax-related.

- Good morning, Anchor.
- Good morning, John.

Have you seen what Werner has sewn?

And everyone has insisted,
I wish I had a set too.

I'm pushing it in the direction of the Beatles.
McCartney invented Sergeant Pepper, -

- because they were tired of being
himself. A whole new identity.

You probably think it's silly,
but it will work.

I think it's absolutely brilliant.
We are on the right track.

- Whatever you do, keep going.
- Okay, well, I'll do it.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I know you're looking for the money.
John has told me everything.

Yes, don't worry, I'm not calling.
after the police or something.

Why not?

- Because I want the same thing as you.
- Okay.

- And what is it that I want?
- I think you want to leave.

But you can't find the money.

I can get John to
to tell us where they are.

You?

- Should we stop playing the little games?
- What kind of little games?

Stop it. I've seen how
You've been looking at me since you arrived.

And I understand how you perceive me.
as unattainable, but...

...Werner and I actually don't have
been happy together for many years.

- You can't tell.
- It's just a facade.

I'll probably take you with me,
when you travel.

You have told Margrethe
about the money?

No. I've only talked about runes.
You just got a lot of money.

Now you tell me,
Where is the rest of the money?

Now comes Freya.

Freya!

- He hasn't followed you?
- I don't think so.

I took the train. I didn't know,
what I should do.

- Are you okay? Is Manfred okay?
- You can't just come here.

Do you think I would like to be here?
I really hate being here!

So I don't understand,
why you came.

You are the world's biggest asshole.

You just come, and that's it.
completely crazy again.

Can't find your money?

Don't you think I knew what
You guys were supposed to be up here? I know you.

We have been waiting for you for so long, and
Now you're leaving and leaving it all behind.

You promised Mom you'd take care of Manfred.
You swore!

Of course I travel.
You should do that too.

- You've wasted your life on him.
- If you travel, you're just like dad.

Shut up! You're going to have to do that.
Don't run over me, that guy!

Sometimes I think I see Dad,
where there are many people.

Then I dream of,
that he says sorry.

I just don't understand how to
can leave a family like that.

I know,
It's crazy, but...

I still believe he will come and
give a speech if I'm getting married.

You and Mom have been talking about him for 40 years.

The man found another family.

Then it's no worse. He
Manfred couldn't. No one can.

Dad was a piece of shit, Freja. You have to
Just be glad he left.

Dad was also other things. There are
no people who are only one thing.

- Shouldn't John help?
- Come on, Paul George.

Stop calling me.
Paul George! John, are you in?

Come and help. Stop it.
to feel sorry for yourself.

Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Just watch out for the epaulette.

- You're not even in the band.
- No one understands what you're saying.

- Swedish idiot.
- Am I a Swedish idiot?

- What are you doing?
- I'm not an alcoholic.

Then the clothes are gone. Now!
The gift shop stops right here.

- Take off your clothes!
- Save your energy for the instruments.

Do you really think,
Can you fool someone?

You know very well that you have
not blue eyes, you don't have blond hair.

You are not Bjorn,
and you never will be. You big fool!

No! Not the guitar!

- Paul!
- I'm out!

- George?
- Werner?

- Bear?
- I'm out. It's over!

Okay, he's going for a little walk,
and then we drive.

Not here either. I'll stay
Crazy, that is. I can't do it anymore.

You have to make him understand,
that we are dying from this.

Can't we leave without
That money? It doesn't matter now.

- You're coming in to sit for this.
- For what?

Yes, to shut those crazy people up
out of the hospital.

- Why do you say that?
- You know damn well it's you.

I have no idea what the penalty is.
for kidnapping four patients.

But it was Lothar.
I was only helping to get Manfred out.

- And there were three patients.
- There are four in the newspapers.

Paul George has beaten Werner and
left the band. We have to go on stage.

- I need you.
- Over 25 people have bought tickets.

We have massive problems in the band.
and a huge concert in three hours.

Had I known it was like this
to be a manager... I have a plan.

Shut up!
It stops now... Kjeld.

- Why do you call him Kjeld?
- Because his name is Kjeld.

- He is a psychiatric patient.
- Aren't they all?

Exactly, Margaret.
I've been saying that all along.

Lothar Kjeld Gerner Nielsen,
psychiatric patient.

Why are you angry about,
My name is Kjeld.

- Aren't you dying too?
- Now shut up and sit still.

- I might be dying.
- Now stop the force edema!

I've been sewing for 14 hours straight!

I'm running on seven hours of sleep,
And you know what?

Right now, I just need that.
and burgundy glass. Okay?

No! Anchor!

Anchor...

- Anchor!
- Did you see that?

He hit him.
He hit him with a frying pan.

Now he dies.
Now he dies too. Everyone dies.

- No one dies.
- Yes, he dies.

- Then I'll be sent away.
- Hold on now.

Why don't you go out?
and practicing for your concert?

I swear if you touch that guitar
again, I'll smash your head in.

And yes, you're right. We die.
everyone, and it's your fault.

No, Anker, don't worry.
That's not true.

Try to look at me.
Try looking at Freya.

- Look at her. It's your fault.
- Never mind.

It's your fault we're in this.
hole. It's your fault, dad left.

- It's all your fault.
- Stop it, damn it!

No, John. Go, John!

Stop it!

- Hop ind.
- No.

- Have you been crying?
- Go. I'll take the bus.

- It's not embarrassing. I've cried.
- I've cried a lot more.

- We can try to apologize.
- No, I'm going to Germany.

- What if we could get the band together?
- I'm going to Germany!

Holocaust! I'll end it,
and you must not stop me.

I could never have dreamed of that.
But maybe I could ride with you?

Lothar, answer me honestly.

I don't have blond hair,
and aren't my eyes blue?

I'm going crazy. I know.
not whether what I see is true.

Well... I see...

- I don't see blue eyes and blond hair.
- Oh no!

I see a dark person
with impressive beard growth.

But it doesn't matter,
what I see.

What counts is what you see.

I see the most talented
member of the band.

And then I see an insanely handsome man,
who is in deep balance with himself.

And I see a really good colleague,
who could go solo.

Yes.

- That's good. Jump in.
- Okay.

(car arrives)

Can I help you with something?

Of.

Anchor!

Anchor?

Flemming, take it easy.

Anchor?

I need the money, Anker.

They're not yours. I don't have them.

Or I've tried calling.
I'll have them soon.

I'll cut off a finger from your brother.
Then you have ten seconds to think.

- And then I cut another one and another one.
- Flemming, leave it alone.

You'll probably get some money.
I just have to find them.

I would like to give you some money,
but I don't know where they are!

Okay, I have.
simply never experienced before.

- Usually people scream excessively.
- Don't do it to him anymore.

- He knows where they are.
- You don't have to say anything.

- Do you know where the money is, Manfred?
- John. Yes, his name is John.

- Do you know where the money is, John?
- They're down by the lake.

But I don't show it,
if you do anything to my brother.

Now you did something to my brother,
then I won't show it.

Then I'll never find the money.

- Why do I have to come out here?
- Get in the car. You're driving.

- Drive.
- I'm not allowed to drive at all.

I can only drive with automatic transmission.
And I also just lost a finger.

- I don't like it without Anker.
- Drive, or I'll shoot you in the throat.

- Where would you like to be driven?
- To the money.

We can't do that. It's Anker's money.
I can't tell anyone.

Now that hurts a little.
in that hand. I'm hungry too.

Can we have some food?
I'm also a little cold.

Yes. Then we'll go.
So I'm driving... Now I'm driving.

How do you get it to run?
It's really difficult.

I can't!
I'll... I'm driving now.

It's really illegal,
what you have done here.

- A small animal is crossing the road.
- Now shut up.

- Breathe normally.
- But I can't.

- You don't need to drive faster.
- Anker is looking after me. Let's leave it alone.

- You mustn't do anything to him.
- Stop driving so fast.

- Slow down, you idiot.
- Promise you won't kill Anker.

Slow down.
Slow down, Manfred!

You have very serious mental problems.
in your family. Do you know that?

Yes.

Anchor!

Anchor.

Anchor.

Manfred!

John!

Manfred!

Manfred!

My girl. Daddy loves you.

See you Sunday. And there's food.
You just have to heat it.

(beats and screams)

No, no, no, no!

- Something terrible has happened.
- Did something happen to mom and Freja?

They killed him. He's dead.

- Who?
- Come with me.

Call an ambulance.

Just wait until I get up there,
Manfred. Then I'll smash you.

You won't be able to walk. You
You won't be able to move.

Help me! Help dad!

Look away, Manfred.

Anchor, what are you doing? Anchor?

John Lennon was shot four times.
when he arrived at his home.

He was rushed to the hospital,
where he was declared dead.

The perpetrator, Mark David Chapman,
is a fanatical fan...

We never talk about it here.

You must swear,
You don't say anything to anyone.

You stop being a Viking, okay?

You should never be that again.

I was out picking mushrooms with mom,
but I didn't say anything.

Mom was standing right on top of him.

Are you sorry I showed you that?

I think I knew it in a way.

I thought it was something...
I had dreamed.

Freja often does that too.

- Freya doesn't know?
- No.

But she dreams of him.

She is really sorry about that.
I think she'll want to know.

You should tell her.

Should I tell her?
for both of us?

Do you dare? I will.
I really wish you would.

I know you're traveling.

You're embarrassed by me.

I'm not always that sweet either.
to be together with.

There is no one,
there are cute ones all the time.

You can be whatever you want.

(jazz music)

- What happened?
- Yes, I found her this morning.

She has fallen unluckily.
on one of the stones.

We are home now.
And then come. Come, come, come.

- Can I do something?
- No. She should take it easy.

I think I'll make some soup.
She has lost quite a few teeth.

Okay, so let's just take it.
Have I lied about who I am?

Yes, maybe. My father was a trustee.
at IKEA in Ballerup, not Taastrup.

The Taastrup branch opened first,
after they closed the Ballerup branch.

So yes, my father was the boss -

- in the only IKEA store,
that has ever been closed.

You know what that is.
does to a small family.

Does that make me a bad person?
that I am a dreamer, -

- that I don't always hang myself
in fantasy and reality, -

- and that I'm just trying
to recreate the world's best band, -

- Well, then you're welcome.
Call me sick.

And if you want to hit me again, then...
Björn and I bought a new frying pan.

Can you forgive me, Anker? What?

Are you angry with me?

I forgive. I am not angry.

Thank you, Anchor.

- So. Now it's them.
- It's not fresh. Try to smell it.

- I can't smell anything.
- Shut up now.

What an afternoon, huh?
What a show!

Does he need to bring the axe?
It's dangerous.

It's way too big. How did you
Were you allowed to bring it in?

- You may have to bring axes again.
- Not on stage!

The Flying Beavers!

Then you can't play with us.

If you would like to bring it with you, then
bring it. But you don't need it.

(spiller "Twist and Shout")

(gasps)

There are many different people
in this world.

And under the great chieftain was
everyone was happy, and everyone was equal.

Everyone was equally happy.

Of course, there were bumps in the road.
and battles that had to be fought.

But the great chief always had his
Keep in mind that everyone is of equal value.

And he knew that when everyone is missing
a foot, no one is missing a foot.

As the years went by, everyone just became
even happier than they were.

Although a people who lack
limbs, have poor balance -

- and shouldn't throw axes at
each other, they didn't hold back.

Because if everyone has poor balance,
so no one has bad balance.

When the day dawned,
where the unthinkable happened, -

- the great chieftain did not think long,
before he made his decision.

Many were afraid,
but no one would say it out loud.

And the great chief made as
the last one his head on the block.

And in seconds
before the axe hit his neck, -

- he looked out over his people, and a
Blessed peace spread in his heart.

For the maladjusted
and outcasts, those different, -

- the weak, the sick, the rich, the poor,
the beautiful and the ugly, -

- the men and the women and those,
who didn't know who they were, -

- he had never seen them
more calm and balanced, -

- and finally everyone was
worth just as much.

Danish lyrics: Louise Munk Alminde
Scandinavian Text Service