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At this very moment,
in the town of Couer d'Couers...
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...a girl named Chuck
was attending her father's funeral.
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The only parent she had ever known
was accidentally, inadvertently killed...
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...by the boy she loved...
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...who was, at this very moment...
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...attending his own mother's funeral,
who had actually died twice.
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It was a blood vessel
bursting in her brain...
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...that caused
Ned's mother's first death.
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However, young Ned had a secret gift:
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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Must've slipped. Clumsy.
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Did the timer go off?
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It was a gift with two simple caveats:
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Keep a dead thing alive
for more than a minute...
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...and something else
would die in its place.
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And touch a dead thing twice,
it dies again, this time, forever.
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Young Ned felt responsible
not only for his mother's death...
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...but the death of Chuck's father.
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His feelings of guilt were amplified,
because he too was in love.
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The next time young Ned
would see the girl named Chuck...
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...she would be dead.
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Unlike Chuck,
young Ned still had a father.
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- After a brief mourning period...
- I'll be back.
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...he would deposit Ned
at the Longborough School for Boys.
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After her own father's death...
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...Chuck was fostered
by Aunts Lily and Vivian...
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...a renowned synchronized-swimming
duo and sister neurotics...
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...who helped her build a new home,
bee by bee.
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It was Aunt Lily who found the ad
on the pages of the Thrifty Nickel...
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...in a fleeting wisp of something
resembling maternal instinct.
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Just wanted you to stop staring
at that spot where your father died.
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Young Chuck rebuilt her home
by building a new home...
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...for a homeless queen and her hive.
The bees thrived. So did Chuck.
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And while Chuck thrived...
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...Ned waited for his father
to bring him home...
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...and waited...
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...and waited.
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Just as Chuck remembered
how home felt...
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...Ned tried not to forget
what home was.
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He held on to it
the only way he could...
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...and became...
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...the Pie-Maker.
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And the girl named Chuck
became dead.
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She was 28 years,
24 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours...
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...and 51 minutes old
when murdered on a Tahitian getaway.
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- But one touch from the Pie-Maker...
- Hey, I think somebody's truck's on fire.
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- Oh, jeez.
- ...and she was alive once more.
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Sorry I'm late.
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The Pie-Maker
could never touch her again.
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Chuck's survival now depended
on a delicate dance...
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...a ballet of avoidance.
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- Going.
- Stopping.
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- Crossing.
- Waiting.
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The Pie-Maker took precautions
to ensure Chuck felt safe at home.
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Slippers were worn,
adorned with bells.
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- Going.
- Stopping. Following.
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Digby kept his eyes open
to the hazards of touch...
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...a canine proximity alert...
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...who could not only play dead...
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...but could do so from experience.
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Neither the Pie-Maker
nor Chuck could move...
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...without the other one knowing...
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...and to the Pie-Maker,
it felt like home.
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So Chuck and the Pie-Maker
built a home together, bee by bee.
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Tragically, rogue pesticides
killed those bees, but only briefly.
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This will go better
if you wear less clothes.
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You've already got me shucked
like an ear of corn.
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Well, I'm shucked too,
way down to my silky intimates...
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...just to put on a beekeeper suit.
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Remind me why
you're shucked and silky.
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I thought it was only fair.
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You stopped being fair.
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Right. You do realize
I can get new bees.
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I can make a new home for new bees.
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You love these bees.
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A happy hive's a happy home,
and you can't be happy if you're dead.
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There are a thousand dead bees here.
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I don't want butterflies to die
because you bring my bees back.
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Think about it as a pest-control issue.
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There's a water-bug infestation
in the drainpipes.
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If I touch 1000 little dead bees
to life...
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...maybe 1000 little water bugs
will no longer be a problem.
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Last time I asked you
to bring something back, you said no.
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It was your dad.
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That would've been weird,
if not actively traumatic.
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To bring my dad back even for a minute,
it may be ghoulish, but it's also sweet...
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...like a taxidermied pet,
or someone's ashes in a teddy bear.
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If you could bring your dad back
just for a minute, you wouldn't?
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That would be an awkward minute.
I haven't seen the man in 20 years.
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I'll stick to bees.
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At least they know what home is.
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- This is very, very sweet of you.
- And will probably sting.
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Well, don't offend the bees.
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How would I offend the bees?
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Olive Snook once felt
as at home in her Pie Hole uniform...
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...as she did her own skin.
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But recently,
home and uniform had begun to chafe.
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Believing Chuck
merely faked her death...
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...Olive kept the secret
that Chuck was still alive.
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But the secret that weighed the most
in Olive's satchel of deception...
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...was that she was still in love
with the Pie-Maker.
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At that very moment,
Private investigator Emerson Cod...
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...was enjoying a new love
of the pop-up variety.
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Combining his fondness
of detective work and stress knitting...
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...Mr. Cod authored
and constructed Lil' Gum Shoe.
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I love you, Lil' Gum Shoe.
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Mr. Cod had time to author pop-ups...
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...because he saved time
solving murders with a Pie-Maker...
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...who can undead the dead...
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...and ask how they got that way.
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My wife has been murdered.
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What the po-po say about your wife?
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Work-related mishap.
Said she was sloppy.
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- Was she?
- She wasn't sloppy.
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She was having an affair.
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She was gonna leave me or him.
I'm not sure which.
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She wasn't using proper nouns,
but I was eavesdropping.
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If your old lady was stepping out,
why you give a damn who killed her?
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I was hoping she was gonna leave him,
not me. I couldn't bear it if she left me.
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- Uh-huh. What line of work she in?
- Bees. You know anything about bees?
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I know somebody
who knows somebody.
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Ahem. Well, let me just say
that I am sorry about your loss...
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...and I do accept credit cards.
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The facts were these:
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One Kentucky Fitz, wife of Dusty...
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...was the number-one Bee-Girl
of Betty's Bees.
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Betty's Bees, trademark, was all the buzz
in beauty and well-being...
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...with honey
and honey-based moisturizers...
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...anti-aging creams, soaps
and lip balms.
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Kentucky was 26 years, 3 weeks,
5 days and 39 minutes old...
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...when found stung to death...
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...behind the wheel
ofher Betty's Bees Bee Mobile.
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- Which one is Kentucky Fitz?
- Biscuits.
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- Biscuits?
- You got biscuits, you got shrimps.
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Biscuits. Shrimps.
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- You got something to flip her over?
- Why you gotta flip her over?
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Front don't look no different...
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...and it ain't like you gonna be
having a conversation.
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It sure ain't.
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Ooh.
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Kentucky?
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Maybe she's paralyzed
from all the bee stings.
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I'm just taking in my surroundings.
Apparently, I'm dead.
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- Really?
- Oh, I'm sorry...
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...but was your death accidental?
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Was I accidentally
swarmed by bees? No.
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I may have been up to some mischief.
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Your husband thinks what got you killed
was some workplace romance gone sour.
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And my husband
has a problem with eavesdropping.
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There was no romance.
It was my workplace went sour.
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I was leaving Betty's Bees.
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Did you tell Dusty you were leaving?
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If I told him, he would worry
and ask a lot of questions...
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...and then I'd have to lie
about sabotaging Betty's Bees.
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- Why did you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- Why? Because Betty had it coming.
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Intention was to quit
before I got caught.
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- Who caught you?
- I couldn't see his face. Or her face.
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All the lights went out one by one...
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...and then there was a terrible hum.
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Then, out of the darkness,
it came for me.
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It spit something,
and then a swarm of bees attacked.
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I tried to get a good look at it...
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...but the bees
were already stinging my eyes.
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That's terrifying.
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That's terrifying.
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Oh, sorry. Five seconds.
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- How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- Any last wishes?
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- Only that Dusty not be alone.
- Yeah.
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- How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
- With a lot of might...
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That's nice.
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We don't know what she was doing,
but we do know it took a lot of effort.
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Do you hear something?
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- Is she still breathing?
- That's not breathing.
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I told you not to turn her over.
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Could that have happened to me
on the roof? Could I have been swarmed?
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In my underwear too. I could've
been swarmed in my underwear.
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Hey. You don't get
to put them pictures in my head.
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- That's an assault on my imagination.
- What a horrible way to die.
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Thousands of stingers stinging you.
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Like secrets that don't sting once...
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...they keep stinging you
until you're bloated and full of pus.
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- Who wanted à la mode?
- Ah.
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Well, Kentucky was bloated
and full of pus...
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...because she was sabotaging
Betty's Bees.
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Kentucky had it in for Betty,
but who had it in for Kentucky?
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The terrifying bee man.
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What if he was made of bees?
That's why she couldn't see his face.
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He didn't have one. What if there's
a whole bee-folk society...
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- ...who walk like people?
- You're thinking about how you can...
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- ...train bees to walk in people shapes?
- Yeah.
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Ain't no bees walking around
in no people shapes.
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Kentucky was wiggity-wiggity-whacked.
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- With a swarm of bees.
- Smells like an inside job.
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Kentucky was talking to someone
when Dusty was dropping eaves.
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Someone who knew what she was doing
and would wanna kill her for it.
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Well, if it is an inside job,
we gonna need an inside bee girl.
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- No.
- We gotta tap this honey at the source.
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Uh-huh.
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"Calling all Bee-Girls."
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Under the nom de plume
of Katherine "Kitty" Pimms...
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...Chuck answered the call
calling for Bee-Girls.
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You know, I find...
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...that the most amazing creatures
have furry behinds.
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Sitting in Woolsey Nicholls' office,
discussing the furry behinds of bees...
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...Chuck realized this was
her very firstjob interview ever.
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She considered this fact for a moment,
then had to ask:
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I have to ask,
are you the Woolsey Nicholls...
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...from Bzzzzzzzzz! Honey and More?
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Mm. Yes, I am.
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Why are you here?
Isn't Betty's Bees your biggest rival?
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I own Betty's Bees now.
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We made the acquisition very quietly.
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These days, merger can send
brand loyalists into a tizzy.
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Well, I'm a honey loyalist,
and you'll get no tizzy from me.
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I just hope you're not killing Bee-Girls.
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- I beg your pardon?
- The Bee-Girl sales division.
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With any acquisition, there's always
downsizing and restructuring.
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I hope it doesn't affect the Bee-Girls.
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The Bee-Girls will always have a home
in my hive.
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Unfortunately,
although fortunate for you...
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...we've recently had an opening
in the Bee-Girl division.
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Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Kentucky Fitz?
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Something about
a honey-harvesting tragedy?
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Yes. It's very sad.
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She had a bright future here
at the new Betty's Bees.
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Yeah. I also heard that she was thinking of,
um, leaving Betty's Bees before she died.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Well, you sure hear a lot of things.
- Very gossipy office.
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Yes. Well, I think you will find
that particular rumor to be false...
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...because Kentucky was invested.
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She was the new face of Betty's Bees.
232
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:11,208
We designed our entire brand relaunch
around her.
233
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,335
But Betty is the face of Betty's Bees.
234
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,172
Oh, no, no.
See, Betty... Betty's the old face.
235
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,425
"Old" being the operative word.
236
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,761
- She's 37.
- She's 38, which rounds up to 40...
237
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,431
...which rounds up to 50,
which rounds up to old.
238
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:29,476
And if you are in the business
of trying to sell a product...
239
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,895
...that promises youth, beauty
and vitality...
240
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,065
- ...you have to make a strong case for it.
- Mm-hm.
241
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,860
Correction:
We have to make a strong case for it.
242
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:40,237
Kitty, I would be honored...
243
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:44,491
...if you called Betty's Bees
your new home.
244
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,827
Betty's Bees is my new home.
245
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,412
Ah. Stupendous.
246
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,666
- Well, well...
- Chuck has a new home. I blame you.
247
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,960
I blame me too. That went well.
248
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,795
Emerson Cod's inside man...
249
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,591
...a.k.a. Betty's Bees' newest Bee-Girl,
Kitty Pimms...
250
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:03,802
...buzzed through the offices
of Betty's Bees...
251
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:09,058
...until she buzzed upon the office
of one Kentucky Fitz.
252
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:14,688
Chuck/Kitty searched
for any hint of a saboteur's agenda.
253
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,532
What she found...
254
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,494
...was the eponymous Betty Bee.
255
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,789
- What are you doing in there?
- Cognitive therapy for claustrophobia.
256
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,291
- You're Betty Bee.
- That's right.
257
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,087
Why am I explaining myself to you?
You should be explaining yourself to me.
258
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,339
I'm sorry.
I thought this office was vacant.
259
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,716
I'm Kitty Pimms. I've just been hired.
260
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968
- By whom?
- Woolsey Nicholls.
261
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,221
Woolsey?
262
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,306
So you're replacing Kentucky?
263
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,643
A little soon after her death.
Seems distasteful, don't you think?
264
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,104
It does, but it also speaks
to the efficiency...
265
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,607
- ...of your Human Resources department.
- Mm-hm.
266
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:02,945
I wonder how else you'll be replacing
Kentucky. Since I'm a withered hag...
267
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:05,489
...tattered by every grain
in the hourglass...
268
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:09,326
...Betty's Bees still needs a fresh face.
And after what happened, well...
269
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:13,122
...no one wants to think about that
when they're buying lip balm.
270
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,250
Welcome to Betty's Bees.
271
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:23,882
Kentucky's affairs were clearly a bee
in Betty Bee's bonnet.
272
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:33,183
Oh, I just wanted to say what an honor
it is to be working with you...
273
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,144
Thank you. Get out.
274
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,521
And so Chuck got out.
275
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,523
But the question remained:
276
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,651
Betty Bee: coconspirator or killer?
277
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,071
Kentucky was the new face of Betty's,
which does give Betty motive.
278
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,032
Being replaced by better-looking
always gives you motive.
279
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,202
But Kentucky was sabotaging
Betty's Bees, trademark...
280
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,289
...which was owned by Woolsey,
which gives Woolsey motive.
281
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,958
Woolsey's a businessman.
Somebody sabotage him...
282
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,669
...he'd send in a swarm of lawyers,
not bees.
283
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:04,590
I know. They were lovers
of the same-sex persuasion...
284
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,509
...and the key is for their love nest.
285
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,053
We've ruled out workplace romance.
286
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:13,390
I'll just cross that off my list, then.
287
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,726
I haven't ruled out workplace romance.
288
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,561
Romance does give you motive.
289
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,023
Somebody always loving
somebody they shouldn't be loving.
290
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,695
- Is that for your aunts?
- Extra vanilla.
291
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:32,409
Olive Snook discovered it wasn't vanilla
while delivering pie to Chuck's aunts.
292
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,038
It wasn't the only secret
she would discover that night.
293
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,248
The high doses
of herbal mood-enhancers...
294
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,293
...not only caused
particularly vivid side effects...
295
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,837
...but they also prompted
a confession.
296
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,964
I'm Charlotte's mother.
297
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,343
It was a confession not even
Lily's sister, Vivian, had heard...
298
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:54,640
...and to ensure that she never would,
Lily banished Olive from their lives.
299
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,643
Since both Chuck and her mother
were supposed to be dead...
300
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,811
...neither could know
the other was alive.
301
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,940
I don't know if Betty killed Kentucky,
or if she didn't...
302
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,109
...but I know this: Betty knows
something about something.
303
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,112
- All right, I'll give Betty the shakedown.
- No. No shaking.
304
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,074
What if someone from Betty's Bees
finds out you're a spy?
305
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,910
Spying is like sabotage
in that they kill you for it.
306
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,496
That's what you do with spies.
You kill them...
307
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:20,165
...and you don't feel bad,
because they're spying.
308
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,793
Ned, they're not gonna kill me
during office hours.
309
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,129
Yeah. Stop trying
to spook my inside man.
310
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,257
- You could die.
- And you're already dead.
311
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050
Told you she wasn't dead.
312
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,349
If I could breathe, I would vomit.
313
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,518
Olive Snook.
314
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,604
Every week, a delicious,
life-giving pie, and then nothing.
315
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,566
I thought you were dead,
and so soon after Charlotte.
316
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,693
I was beginning
to take dying personally.
317
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,697
We would've called, but by the time
I knew, Vivian was already on the bus.
318
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,323
Lily was very tenacious.
319
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,326
She tried to get me to come home
in six consecutive stops.
320
00:17:56,493 --> 00:18:01,123
She insisted on coming all this way just
to ask why you stopped delivering pies.
321
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,000
I'm...
322
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,003
...really flaky.
323
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,755
- That's what I told her.
- It's not about the pies...
324
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,050
...although the pies were always lovely,
and so vivid.
325
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,887
I gotta go get somebody's,
uh, something.
326
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,730
Get under there.
327
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,566
They're here because you stopped
delivering their pies.
328
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,568
All this time, I've been making pies...
329
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:33,488
And dosing them with what you claim
is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla.
330
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,325
I'm gonna dose the both of y'all
with shut-the-fudge-up.
331
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,286
The weight of kept secrets
had become unbearable...
332
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,747
...for the pint-sized pie-slinger.
333
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,333
Why don't we talk?
I thought you were my friend.
334
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,753
- Like I said, flaky.
- I got something to say.
335
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,465
I'm gonna say it to you and you
and you and your hump.
336
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,967
Olive wanted to let loose
the secrets and lies...
337
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:58,138
...she'd been force-fed by her friends:
that Chuck was still alive...
338
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,973
...that Lily was her mother...
339
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,893
...but instead,
what came out was this:
340
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,780
What's gotten into you?
341
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,157
I am a sawed-off shotgun
full of secrets.
342
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,786
- Did she say she was armed?
- No, I don't have a gun. I am a gun.
343
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,871
At any moment, truth buckshot...
344
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,957
...could come spewing out of my muzzle.
Look out.
345
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,376
That's enough.
346
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,169
Truer words were never spoken.
347
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,255
This rifle is gonna go away
in a little satin-lined case...
348
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,591
...with the trigger locked
and the safety on.
349
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,052
I quit. I'm quitting you...
350
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:41,598
...and this, and, you know, all of this.
351
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,226
Olive, you don't have to quit.
Calm down.
352
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,270
You want a drink?
Lily, hand me your purse.
353
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,481
I'm not thirsty.
354
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,028
I'm tendering my resignation...
355
00:19:55,612 --> 00:20:00,659
...and resigning my tenders to the cold,
harsh reality...
356
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:03,453
...of what's not meant to be.
357
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,997
But you can't just leave.
358
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,000
Vivian, go wait outside.
359
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:12,337
- But...
- Haven't you caused enough trouble?
360
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,717
This is your home. Where will you go?
361
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,054
I know a place.
362
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,488
Aunt Vivian used to always say there's
nothing sadder than an empty birdcage.
363
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,115
Is Olive ever gonna come home?
364
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,659
She didn't say.
She said her apartment was paid...
365
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,329
...to the end of the year,
and she asked me to water her plants.
366
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,165
I feel like I broke her.
367
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,834
I enlisted her to spy on my aunts...
368
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:54,546
...and then turned her
into a homeopathic drug mule.
369
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,673
What homeopathic drugs
was she muling?
370
00:20:58,175 --> 00:21:01,178
I baked antidepressants into pies
to get them out of the house.
371
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,681
It's something I've always wanted
to do, but never had the chance.
372
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,184
I guess it worked.
373
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,353
I got them out of the house.
Olive got them out of the house.
374
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,397
They got out of the house.
375
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,484
I mean, Vivian took the bus.
She never takes the bus.
376
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,154
She thinks it's too intimate.
377
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,364
I wish there was a way
I could thank Olive.
378
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,700
You know today's my first day
at Betty's Bees?
379
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,702
That was my first job interview ever.
380
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:29,915
I mean, I haven't gone anywhere
with my life, and this is my second one.
381
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:34,002
All I have is a fake résumé filled
with things that I've never even done.
382
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,838
I mean, I've never even lived alone.
383
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,424
- How long did you live alone?
- Long enough.
384
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,093
Don't you think that's odd? My entire life.
385
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,514
My aunts swept in the moment my
dad died and you the moment I died.
386
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,016
You're thinking about living here.
Aren't you?
387
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:53,730
Yeah. Well, you hate corduroy
and sleighbell slippers.
388
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:57,234
I'll stop walking in on you doing things
you don't want me to know about.
389
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,945
Would never have happened
if you wore your slippers.
390
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,572
- It'll be romantic.
- I'm confused. More.
391
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,908
- More?
- More explanation. How is it romantic?
392
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,077
You've got a job
and now you're moving out?
393
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,246
But I didn't get a job.
394
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:13,583
I'm undercover Kitty. And I'm not
moving out, I'm just moving next door.
395
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,796
It's French. It's very
first-class Parisian living.
396
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,091
His-and-her suites and coy
midnight knocks on the door...
397
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,885
- ...to share a lover's boudoir.
- You'll be knocking?
398
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,095
You can knock too.
399
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:28,098
This was not romantic for the Pie-Maker.
400
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:30,892
Yay. Knocking.
401
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,938
Where's Olive?
402
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:39,776
Olive Snook was where
Lily had taken her.
403
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:10,807
It was a place that valued
Olive's silence as much as Lily did.
404
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,312
Hello, Betty.
405
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,647
A little bee tells me
you've met Kitty Pimms.
406
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:18,982
Briefly.
407
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:22,861
Well, this morning Kitty says to me,
she says, "I wanna speak to Betty Bee.
408
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,488
Bee-Girl to Bee-Girl,
tell her how much she means."
409
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,490
Bless.
410
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:33,455
And if there's a lull in the conversation, you
just ask Kitty why she loves bees. Oh? Oh.
411
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:36,708
- You'll be glad you did.
- Thank you.
412
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,502
Betty, I know Kentucky
was your number one Bee-Girl...
413
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,213
...and I wanna live up to her standard...
414
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,507
...of honey harvesting
and sales excellence.
415
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:48,345
You're not really going to stand there
and kiss my ass, are you?
416
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:52,015
Or didn't Woolsey tell you?
He didn't. How politic.
417
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,477
- Tell me what?
- His acquisition was a hostile takeover.
418
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:58,355
- No, he didn't mention the hostile part.
- Oh, yes.
419
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:02,233
The ass you were just kissing is now
just the ass of a retired honey mascot.
420
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,196
That's my new title:
honey mascot/consultant.
421
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,198
Used to be founder and president.
422
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,743
That would make me stinging mad.
423
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,871
I get to keep my old office,
just not my dignity.
424
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,500
When all of your bees die,
it's hard to care about any of it.
425
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,920
- All your bees died?
- The colony collapsed.
426
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,339
Mites might've caused it.
In fact, they did.
427
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:29,010
Took over every hive. Not long after
Woolsey took over Betty's Bees.
428
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:32,597
Might almost be poetic
if it didn't suck so much.
429
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:36,726
Kentucky didn't sabotage
Betty's Bees with a lot of might.
430
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:41,356
- She sabotaged Betty's Bees with:
- A lot of mites.
431
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:46,236
- Take a lot of mites to cause a collapse.
- Sure does.
432
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,447
I grew up with generations
of those bees.
433
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:54,911
The first hive was an infestation
in the corner of my bedroom.
434
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,747
I was 5.
435
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:01,251
- I tried to kill it.
- Oh.
436
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:05,130
I was stopped. Mother was a Methodist
and Daddy was a pragmatist, so:
437
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,216
"God put those bees there
for a reason."
438
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,803
- They were right.
- You lived with bees?
439
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,722
That sounds magical.
440
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,267
We called it the Honey House.
441
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:21,604
The Honey House is empty now.
We left together, me and the bees.
442
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,983
Those bees built Betty's Bees.
443
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,319
What happened to those bees?
Could it be sabotage?
444
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,739
A conspiracy?
445
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,073
How dramatic.
446
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,160
You think someone
intentionally murdered my bees?
447
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,788
- Just a thought.
- It wasn't sabotage, Kitty.
448
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,625
Sometimes, bad things just happen.
449
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,171
Unbeknownst to Chuck,
a.k.a. Kitty Pimms...
450
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:51,509
...something bad was about
tojust happen to her.
451
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,059
Did Kentucky talk
about colony collapse?
452
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:02,062
Is it upsetting? She tends not
to tell me upsetting things.
453
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,189
It's when a beehive
becomes inhospitable.
454
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:07,484
In this case, infested with mites.
All the bees fly away to die.
455
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:08,902
It's a natural phenomenon.
456
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,863
Except when a bee company gets
bought out by its rival...
457
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:15,950
...and its star employee dead,
then maybe it don't happen so naturally.
458
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,287
See, Kentucky,
she was sabotaging Betty's Bees...
459
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:22,916
...which took a lot of might, as in effort,
and a lot of mites, as in pests.
460
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,417
She was infecting the hives.
461
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,628
Somebody found out and killed her for it.
462
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,671
How do you know
she was sabotaging?
463
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,423
She confessed.
464
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,842
Before she died. Not to us...
465
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,179
...but to a reliable source who wishes
to remain anonymous.
466
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,139
Is your reliable source Betty Bee?
467
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,810
- What makes you say that?
- Kentucky was very close with Betty.
468
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,438
They were like sisters until someone
asked Kentucky to be the new Betty.
469
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,483
It must be hard,
your wife was killed because of sabotage...
470
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,986
...but at least she wasn't cheating.
She loved you very, very much.
471
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,532
- And she'd never hurt you.
- She was the only family I ever had.
472
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,617
You know, that I liked and liked me.
473
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,871
If I was more comfortable
with you people, I'd cry.
474
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:03,581
- You can cry. It's okay.
- Thanks.
475
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:07,127
It is not okay for a grown-ass man
to weep in public...
476
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,546
...with a bunch of happy families
enjoying pie.
477
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:16,719
If you can't hold it, you take your ass
to the men's room...
478
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:19,722
...and cry in private on the toilet.
479
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,851
- Like a man.
- I need to use the men's room.
480
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,646
Look, I know where Betty put the key.
I can get it tomorrow.
481
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,357
She's not gonna stay in her office all day.
482
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,027
What?
483
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:36,447
I thought you gonna start squawking
about how dangerous it'll be to go back.
484
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,241
Squawk, squawk.
485
00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:39,909
I'm not gonna wag my finger.
486
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:43,580
It's Chuck's life and she can
live it however she'd like.
487
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:46,207
I can't expect her to sit inside
all day and...
488
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,084
- Hide!
- No, I don't need to...
489
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,377
Woman, hide your ass.
490
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:56,050
Oh, Vivian. I didn't know
you were here, um.
491
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:58,261
We're just closing up.
492
00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:00,430
There. All closed.
493
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:03,766
- There's still people inside.
- Cleaning crew. How are you?
494
00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:06,936
To be honest, I wasn't craving pie,
I was craving company.
495
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:11,191
Lily absconded with herself. First time
in 30 years I don't know where she is.
496
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,651
I didn't know where else to go.
497
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,071
It's all right.
I'm sure Lily will be back.
498
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,449
Oh, yes. Though I don't
know about Olive.
499
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,951
And then of course, there's Charlotte.
500
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,329
Everyone seems to be leaving me.
501
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,748
Home was my haven.
Now everything there...
502
00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:29,459
...just reminds me
of everything not there.
503
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,962
Chuck. I mean, Charlotte.
504
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:37,842
Her room is how she left it. Clothes in
the closet, her books on the shelves.
505
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:40,511
Her special pillow,
still at the head of the bed.
506
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,680
I didn't know she had a special pillow.
507
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,140
It was her father's.
508
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:47,644
I'm sure it's teeming with fungus
and microscopic bugs that feed...
509
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:50,438
...on flakes of human skin,
but she was fond of it.
510
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:54,234
I know you loved having Charlotte
safe at home...
511
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,153
...smiling on the other side of the room,
but she's gone.
512
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,738
She's moved out.
513
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,032
Hm?
514
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:02,867
I mean on. She's moved on.
515
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:09,207
Maybe it's time for you to move on
and get rid of that pillow.
516
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,754
As the Pie-Maker considered
Chuck's worldly belongings...
517
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,173
...and how Vivian clinged to them...
518
00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:20,093
...Olive was clinging to her own.
519
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,011
Uh, excuse me.
520
00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:25,181
Mother Superior. Hi.
521
00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:30,520
I have been here for a day and was told
the porter would come for my things.
522
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:33,690
- Do I need to tell him what room I'm in?
- The poor, sister.
523
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:37,193
The poor will come for your belongings.
Part of your vow of poverty?
524
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,153
I thought that was a temporary vow...
525
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,906
...since I'm only gonna be
a temporary nun.
526
00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:44,867
Don't you have some kind of
storage facility?
527
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,122
This is your home
for as long as you're here.
528
00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:52,292
And as long as you're here,
you will live as a nun.
529
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,210
But I like my belongings.
530
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:56,212
That's why they belong to me.
531
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:58,339
I wanna be poor in other ways.
532
00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:03,886
We offer sanctuary,
but it doesn't come without a price.
533
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:06,180
Work hard and you will see results.
534
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:09,934
Commit yourself and you may even find
that you wish to stay.
535
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,644
Like a gym membership.
536
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,604
I can cancel at any time?
537
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:18,443
God in his wisdom has led you here.
538
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:22,322
Take refuge and hide your secret
from the world.
539
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:27,076
And once your baby is born,
you can return to the outside world.
540
00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:30,705
Oh, whoa, hold that pregnant pause.
541
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,332
I'm not with child.
542
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,210
Unless it's immaculate conception
or I wore a strange man's underwear.
543
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,380
I just assumed, based on
who brought you here.
544
00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,758
This is where Lily came to have Chuck?
545
00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:45,386
Ah. Here come the poor.
546
00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:48,598
Come, help yourselves. Help yourselves.
547
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,016
- No, I...
- Look at this.
548
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:52,477
- No, I really...
- Look at that case.
549
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:54,812
- What a surprise that would be...
- I'll take that.
550
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:57,815
- ...when you get home.
- Listen, poor kid. You get...
551
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:01,110
My c... My couch.
552
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:05,990
- Is Betty in?
- She's on a call. Can I take a message?
553
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:10,078
- Ned, what are you doing here?
- Filing, fielding calls, making coffee.
554
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:12,080
What happened to assistant Giancarlo?
555
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:14,916
He had to, um, scoot.
556
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,377
What happened to Giancarlo was this:
557
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,045
After eating a slice ofpie...
558
00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:22,840
...from what he believed was
a secret admirer in Accounting...
559
00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:26,469
...Giancarlo experienced
what could best be described as...
560
00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:29,889
...extreme intestinal distress.
561
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,599
You pruned his pie?
562
00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,726
Sent him home,
hid in Human Resources...
563
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:38,356
...waited for them to call Happy Time
Temp Agency, then canceled the order...
564
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:41,526
...and showed up with a smile
and a pleasant attitude.
565
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,529
I think that's the most
romantic thing I ever heard.
566
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:47,615
He is stalking you.
567
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,034
You don't think I'm stalking you?
568
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:53,162
I'd be a hypocrite to judge you
for dosing someone's pie.
569
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,206
- Why? Are you stalking me?
- Depends.
570
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:59,043
Now we're living our Parisian lifestyle,
does that mean I can't be close?
571
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:01,587
I feel safer now that you're here.
572
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,506
Then this isn't stalking.
573
00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:06,217
It's just good, old-fashioned chivalry.
574
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,308
Walk with me. Cancel my appointments.
I'm leaving.
575
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,144
But I've got one more thing to do.
576
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,896
Have my car waiting for me downstairs.
577
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:22,108
With the Pie-Maker serving
the perfect distraction...
578
00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:27,405
...Chuck beelined for the stolen bee key.
579
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,538
She found the bee key
exactly where Betty Bee put it.
580
00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:37,707
Then she made
an important discovery...
581
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,043
...of a different kind...
582
00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:47,592
...before she herself was discovered.
583
00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:01,564
Chuck.
584
00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:04,942
I told you this was dangerous.
585
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:07,445
Alive again doesn't mean
you can't be dead again.
586
00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:10,072
There's a reason I don't let Digby
play in traffic.
587
00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,951
I suppose we can talk about this later.
588
00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,623
Why are you...?
Why is she pointing at me?
589
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:20,875
Why you rolling toward me?
590
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,418
You're in front of the door.
591
00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:23,753
Uh... Oh.
592
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,256
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
593
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,884
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
594
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,512
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
595
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,065
What happened to you?
596
00:33:44,232 --> 00:33:45,691
What happened was this:
597
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,695
The bee man was not composed of bees.
598
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,948
The drones nested around
their queen...
599
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:55,326
...safe inside the bee man's mouth.
600
00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:58,162
But when he spat the queen...
601
00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:01,958
...she signaled her drones to attack
any perceived predator.
602
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:06,712
Unlike Kentucky Fitz, Chuck kept
a cool head and an open mouth.
603
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,382
She was not perceived as a predator...
604
00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:11,342
...but a nest.
605
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,012
Look. That's Betty Bee as a little girl.
606
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,765
Well, either she was an
unfortunately hairy child...
607
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:20,434
Or Betty Bee is the terrifying bee man.
608
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:23,271
- Wasn't she with you?
- She didn't get off the elevator.
609
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:27,191
She must have come back up here
to wiggity-whack you for being a spy.
610
00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:29,443
Like she wiggity-whacked Kentucky.
611
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:33,114
Well, my wiggity wasn't whacked.
And I got the bee key.
612
00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:35,533
- That's a house key.
- I know what house.
613
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:39,078
As Chuck followed the bee key
that was key...
614
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:43,124
...Olive Snook followed her
homesick heart to the confessional.
615
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,001
Forgive me, Father...
616
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:49,422
...for I'm going to file a police report
on all my worldly possessions.
617
00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:53,593
I know it's greedy and wrathful,
but there's been a miscommunication.
618
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,137
And since we're discussing it...
619
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:58,139
...I'm not really belonging here.
620
00:34:59,015 --> 00:35:00,182
Aha.
621
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:02,893
- I knew you'd lapse.
- You.
622
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:06,480
You have some crust coming in like that.
How long have you been lurking?
623
00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:11,485
Since you walked through those gates. I had
to make sure you didn't get any ideas...
624
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,322
...in that nubbin of yours about leaving.
625
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:17,533
It's your fault I'm here.
You and your damn...
626
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,160
Hail, Mary.
...secrets.
627
00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:22,330
I spent so much time praying,
I've run out of things to say.
628
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:25,082
I'm having awkward silences with God.
629
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:28,502
- I wanna go home.
- Where's home?
630
00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:30,796
Back to slinging pies?
631
00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:34,216
Where you spend every waking minute
praying that the man you worship...
632
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,802
...will show you some sign of his love?
633
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:40,514
You can do that here.
And commiserate.
634
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:42,516
These nuns aren't my people.
635
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:46,270
Unless you're telling me
"flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
636
00:35:46,437 --> 00:35:49,607
You know things about me
nobody knows.
637
00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:52,485
This place knows things about me
nobody knows.
638
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:55,863
You holidayed here 30 years ago
and found a baby in a cabbage patch?
639
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:59,825
And by "cabbage patch,"
I mean your lady parts.
640
00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,911
Vivian can never know about that.
641
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:05,790
She thought I was in Paris,
apprenticing in a world-class fromagerie.
642
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,416
Why don't you just tell her?
643
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:13,547
Charlotte's father, my lover,
was Vivian's fiancé.
644
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:19,553
You did not just tell me another secret.
645
00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:21,972
You're a home-wrecker too.
646
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:24,850
- Jiminy Crispy.
- Oh, don't "Jiminy Crispy" me.
647
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:27,144
Chuck thinks her mother
died during childbirth.
648
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,105
I mean, according to Vivian, Chuck...
649
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,982
Charlotte thought her mother
died during childbirth.
650
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:36,070
Well, it doesn't matter what
Charlotte thought. She's dead now.
651
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,989
Oh, look at you, all pious.
652
00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:41,534
You'd think you'd fit
right in at a nunnery.
653
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:45,287
- Hell, might even do you some good.
- Who are you? The good-for-me police?
654
00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:50,167
Oh, come on. That epic tanty
you pitched back at The Pie Hole?
655
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,919
That wasn't all my doing.
656
00:36:52,086 --> 00:36:55,047
I realize I have some
man issues to sort out.
657
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:57,174
So sort them out.
658
00:36:57,341 --> 00:37:00,803
Sort them out here,
where men won't be an issue.
659
00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:05,141
Stay as long as you like,
until your head is clear.
660
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:09,103
But Olive feared Lily's idea of
"as long as you like"...
661
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,356
...was considerably longer than hers.
662
00:37:12,523 --> 00:37:15,109
Thirty-nine miles away,
north by northeast...
663
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:19,280
...the private detective, the Pie-Maker
and Chuck climbed a windy road...
664
00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:24,618
...to the childhood home of Betty Bee.
A home that was supposed to be vacant.
665
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:28,539
But the home was not vacant at all.
666
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,343
That colony collapse was a hoax.
667
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,929
Her bees didn't die. She stole them.
668
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:49,185
Damn. You know, suddenly a crazy
cat lady don't seem so crazy no more.
669
00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:53,522
So Kentucky helped Betty steal Betty's
bees, they fake a colony collapse...
670
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,942
...and get away with conspiracy,
sabotage and grand theft.
671
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:59,779
But why would Betty
wanna kill Kentucky?
672
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,530
Maybe she didn't kill Kentucky.
673
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:04,784
Woolsey handpicked Kentucky to be
the new face of Betty's Bees...
674
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,368
...and then she betrayed him.
675
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:09,079
Yep, she sabotaged his company
and stole his bees.
676
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,123
She played him like Boo Boo the fool.
677
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,875
Boo Boo had it coming.
678
00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:17,755
Woolsey tells me I'm too old...
679
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:21,050
...and slaps my name
on an inferior product.
680
00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:23,552
Did you know there's now
60 percent less honey...
681
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,931
...in all Betty's Bees honey-based
products, including honey?
682
00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:30,726
He wants the company, have it, but
I'll be damned if he can have my bees.
683
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:35,105
Hello, Kitty. And you. You're not a temp.
684
00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:36,732
Who are you people?
685
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:40,236
We're investigators hired by
Kentucky's husband to find her killer.
686
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:42,947
There is no killer.
That's what the police told me.
687
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,407
Can't prosecute a swarm of bees
for murder.
688
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:47,409
You can prosecute Woolsey Nicholls.
689
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,745
I loved Kentucky like a sister.
690
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:53,666
But if I told the police Woolsey killed her
because we sabotaged his company...
691
00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:56,752
...I would go to jail longer
than Woolsey would for murder.
692
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:58,587
Jail might be a safer place.
693
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:01,340
I was attacked in your office
by a swarm of bees.
694
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:04,426
- I think those were meant for you.
- If you loved Kentucky...
695
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:07,263
...tell the police.
You can't let Woolsey get away.
696
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:11,433
Woolsey is gonna get away with murder.
Unless you can pull his DNA off those bees.
697
00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:14,603
Oh.
698
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,607
Please, don't get up.
Allow me to introduce myself.
699
00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:21,485
My name is Emerson Cod.
I'd like to ask you questions...
700
00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:24,780
- ...about the murder of Kentucky Fitz.
- Kentucky wasn't murdered.
701
00:39:24,947 --> 00:39:28,784
The swarm chased her to her car,
all the way from the colony.
702
00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:30,619
That swarm followed her from you.
703
00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:33,622
You tried to kill Betty,
except that wasn't Betty.
704
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:36,500
This is the queen bee cage you spat
when you were covered in bees.
705
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:39,044
We found it outside Betty's office,
under a swarm.
706
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:43,299
And if we tested it for spittle,
I'm sure we'd find plenty of yours.
707
00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:50,931
Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
708
00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:54,226
The facts were these:
709
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:58,480
Woolsey Nicholls was
madly in love with Kentucky Fitz.
710
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,817
The operative word was "madly."
711
00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:06,697
Betty Bee was a withered hag by
the mere fact that she wasn't Kentucky.
712
00:40:06,864 --> 00:40:10,200
Shortly after Kentucky gratefully
accepted Woolsey's offer...
713
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,828
...to become the new face
of Betty's Bees...
714
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:15,998
...he discovered her gratitude
was insincere...
715
00:40:16,165 --> 00:40:19,251
...and her intention was sabotage.
716
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:23,172
Infected bees were found
in Kentucky's possession.
717
00:40:23,339 --> 00:40:28,010
She was smuggling mite-infested bees
into his new colony.
718
00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:31,096
Betrayed and brokenhearted,
but not sloppy...
719
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:33,724
...Woolsey dealt with Kentucky
using a means...
720
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:37,519
...that would also imply
accidental death.
721
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:41,190
Woolsey Nicholls confessed
to the murder of Kentucky Fitz...
722
00:40:41,357 --> 00:40:42,858
...and attempted murder of Betty Bee.
723
00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:46,737
He never knew the colony collapse
was a hoax...
724
00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:50,783
...or that Betty had stolen back her bees.
725
00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:54,119
Since Kentucky Fitz
was like a sister to Betty Bee...
726
00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:57,414
...Betty Bee was like a sister
to Dusty Fitz...
727
00:40:57,581 --> 00:40:59,708
...and made him her new partner.
728
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,711
Realizing that his colony
had not collapsed...
729
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:06,048
...but had merely expanded
into his-and-her suites...
730
00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:11,303
...the Pie-Maker labored to make
Chuck's suite feel like home.
731
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:14,723
- Are those my books?
- Yeah.
732
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,435
And my furniture, and...
733
00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:24,566
My special pillow.
734
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,527
How...?
735
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,113
Welcome home.
736
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,448
And so the Pie-Maker
had come to understand...
737
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:36,954
...home did not mean four walls
and a door you never walk out of.
738
00:41:37,121 --> 00:41:41,083
Home was a feeling of where you belong.
739
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:45,129
For Emerson Cod,
home was Lil' Gum Shoe.
740
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:48,632
The tale of a girl whose father
couldn't find her...
741
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:50,676
...so she had to find him.
742
00:41:50,843 --> 00:41:53,929
Mr. Cod insists it's a work of fiction...
743
00:41:54,096 --> 00:42:00,477
...but if published, it could serve as
a how-to manual for an audience of one.
744
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:05,315
For Olive Snook, home was the place
she hoped to find herself...
745
00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:09,987
...and perhaps find new friends
with not so many secrets.
746
00:42:10,154 --> 00:42:12,448
Hi, Pigby.
747
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:17,453
For lonely tourist Charlotte Charles,
a.k.a. Chuck...
748
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:20,456
...home was where the Pie-Maker was.
749
00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:22,207
And this home was a place...
750
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:27,504
...the Pie Maker's father,
who abandoned him, would return to...
751
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:34,094
...even if the Pie-Maker
never knew he was there.
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