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This programme contains some strong language.

Previously, 19 celebrities arrived

to play the ultimate murder mystery...

These dastardly Traitors, we've got to find them.

..all in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Oh!

As the Traitors murdered yet another Faithful...

Charlotte Church.

Get ready to enjoy the sound of the banshee's wail.

..theories in the castle intensified.

You're suspect number one for me.

Do you think it's Joe? Yeah.

I think Joe's really good at building narratives.

And while some players secured protection...

This is yours.

..a divisive Round Table left players split.

Mark's a Traitor. I am a Faithful. Trust me.

David, now you're starting to gun for people.

That was what I was kind of waiting for.

Mark, I voted for you. Mark. Mark.

David. David. David.

Players, we have a draw.

Leaving one Faithful's future hanging in the balance.

David and Mark, it is still a draw.

Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate.

Oh, my God!

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

Has this ever happened before?

It's never happened.

Oh, my God!

God love you both. Good luck to you both.

Oh, my God! Ah!

Silence, please.

These are the Chests Of Chance.

There is a Shield in one of them.

The person who opens the chest that doesn't have a Shield,

you will be banished from the castle immediately.

David and Mark, please decide between you

who is going to choose the chest first.

You go first. OK.

Er, could I choose

this chest?

I found myself really not wanting to go and wanting to stay.

I love these people. I'm having a wonderful time.

I want to join the winning team

and actually find a damn Traitor.

I'm happy being a Faithful.

I LOVE the game.

I don't want to go, I want to stay.

If I go now, I know I'll be really quite emotional

and it's agonising.

David and Mark, whoever receives the Shield

will be protected from tonight's banishing.

So, to both of you, then,

please open the chest in front of you

in five,

four,

three,

two,

one.

Well done, man.

David, you are protected from tonight's banishment.

Mark, you have been banished from the game.

Please come up here and join me.

# We are buried in broken dreams

# We are knee deep

# Without a plea. #

Mark, you have been banished from the castle.

Please now reveal -

are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

I think you're all brilliant and I've had, honestly, the best

time with all of you,

and thank you for making it so memorable.

I am,

and always have been,

and always wanted to be...

..a Faithful.

# We are buried in broken dreams. #

I knew it. We knew it.

I knew it.

But when you say you knew it, how did you know it?

Faithful, you are breaking my heart.

You are not getting it.

What are you not seeing?

You have to open your eyes, please.

Because there is no let-up.

Another Faithful will be murdered tonight.

Oh, my.

If you can, sleep well.

I'm so sorry. No, no, no, please. Don't feel bad.

No, I do, I do. I feel awful. Please don't feel bad.

We said we'd play the game differently and we didn't.

I... I just wanted to be bold because I sit here and I just...

I'm like a sheep and I... No. No-one's doubting your motives.

Alan, no-one's doubting you. I know, but I just feel rubbish.

Well, I feel bad for Mark because he was a lovely bloke.

The list of Faithfuls is going down,

but also so's my Christmas card list.

NICK:I feel so bad because I know Mark as well.

KATE:I know. STEPHEN: It never occurred to me because he defended Niko.

From the beginning, I said it wasn't him.

# Can't live without you. #

We're all clutching at straws still. What would you like, love?

A rose? Rose. Rose coming up.

I'm foxed still.

I don't like this glass. I'm sorry, I can't stand it.

Who did you put? We've all had a stressful day, Celia.

I mean, how do you feel?

I feel that we are disastrously losing this game.

Do you think we're still as bad as we ever were?

Yeah, and I think it's going to get worse because I think that,

statistically, it would be almost improbable

that I wouldn't be voted out tomorrow.

I'm not necessarily voting you out, David. No, but, statistically, it's the most likely thing to happen.

I'm not saying that there's a sort of... But we tend to move on, to be honest.

Yes, we do, we do.

JOE MARLER:Well, that went badly, didn't it? Eight Faithfuls down.

Oh, my God! That's got to be a record as well.

We're making history as the worst set of Faithfuls.

Brilliant.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. I'm looking at Jonathan.

Jonathan? It's got to be.

But I think it is David.

Obviously, I'm in the frame for a murder tonight,

but it's whether it makes sense for David and the rest to do it.

This game is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

I'm probably not going to sleep tonight.

I'm just going to keep bolt upright and have a bloody good think.

Do you know how we're thinking they're really clever?

Yeah. So we're, like, REALLY trying to look into little,

subtle things. Mm-hm.

What if they're not that clever,

and that's why we're not picking up on it?

So what if it is just Jonathan? All this like really open

behaviour, and actually he's not being that clever with it?

We're double bluffing.

We're doing the intelligent bit... Mm-hm. ..by not thinking it's him.

But what if it is? Can you imagine how pissed off we'd be?

You're joking me!

Yeah. I think we need to group together.

I think so. David or Jonathan? Yeah.

# You went back to what you know

# So far removed

# From all that we went through. # CLOCK STRIKES

Goodnight. See you, old boy. Sleep well.And you. I'll do my best.

You may see me in the morning.

Oh, God! Let's hope they're not doing a BOGOF on murders.

Let's!

Goodbye. I am absolute dust.

The Faithful are disheartened after Mark's banishment.

For the Traitors, though, they have a decision to make.

Who to kill next?

# We only said goodbye with words

# I died a hundred times

# You go back to her

# And I'll go back

# I'll go back

# To black. #

Oh, dear!

That was hard.

I wanted to get rid of Mark, but he hates me now.

Did you see that speech?

But you know what? It's working.

It is. But it's going to get harder.

OK, let's talk about who got the Shields today.

Nick got the Shield. He got the first one. Next one was Lucy.

Third one was David

and then I got a Shield. Yes.

Which is great in that I got back in, I'm not under threat.

Obviously, I'm not murdered. Yeah.

Do you know who I think needs to go?

I can't wait to hear.

Joe W. If Joe goes, then they might think, who would have done it?

Everyone's going to go for David. He keeps us safe for tomorrow.

But whenever your name has been mentioned, Joe's, like,

"Nah, I don't think it's Jonathan." See, Joe's, you know, behind me.

Yeah. JONATHAN SIGHS

You know who I'm getting slowly scared of?

Who? Kate.

No. No, no, no. Although the problem with Kate is

I don't think people are really suspecting her of being a Traitor,

and she's got a genuine enquiring mind. Yeah.

And, you know, it would surprise people

and it would furthermore be, like, "What are they doing?" Yeah.

"Why are they doing this?"

Stephen Fry. Stephen Fry.

Shall we just get on with it and kill him?

What are the pros and cons of getting rid of Fry?

It would blow their minds

and, every time we blow their minds,

it takes them a couple of nights to get back together and recalibrate.

Yep. And cons being?

It puts you a bit more into the limelight.

The big dog thing. It's only you - it's only you left then. It's only you left.

But do you not think I could play that and say, you know,

"Yeah, they're...they're getting rid of all of us"?

Yeah. So it's between Kate...

Joe Wilkinson.

And Stephen Fry.

Sir Stephen Fry to you. Sir Stephen Fry.

If you're thinking of murdering him, at least let him go out in style.

But what's a knighthood when you're dead?

Brutal. LAUGHTER

So we're agreed? Yeah, let's do it.

LAUGHTER

Gets easier every time.

Well, tomorrow is another day.

Not for one of 'em.

Last night, the Traitors struck again,

committing their fifth murder.

# I am the passenger

# And I ride and I ride. #

So, with the Traitors on a winning streak,

which Faithful will walk into breakfast

and who has gone for ever?

# Singing la la la la la-la la la

# La la la. #

Oh! LAUGHTER

Oh, lovely!

Right, we can dominate the croissants. Oh!

Last night was another dramatic Round Table.

That's the closest anyone's ever come to being banished

and not being banished.

Do you want water? Er, yes, please. Thank you.

We are doing so incredibly badly.

And pointing out that we're

falling for the same tactics

and not analysing things was seen as something which was suspicious,

so I think the Faithful are doomed.

How do we feel after yesterday's Round Table?

I had a few suspicions about Mark, but I didn't think he was a Traitor.

What about Jonathan?

I voted for him. Yeah. Because, after Ruth had died,

I thought it was the double-bluff move and...

I was trying to get us to re-engage with that idea last night. Yeah.

I actually thought you were trying to get, er,

the group to re-engage with a completely different idea, David,

and that is that I'm a Traitor.

But I... It is...it is an idea that we should engage with.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Oh! Come in.

Oh, yes! Oh! That wasn't a very loud "come in".

It was the best I could do.

Hello, it's lovely to see you. Hello, everybody.

Hiya, Nick!Hello. Hello, Cat. Hi, Alan!

Well done, Joe. Hello!

I have no faith, ironically, in the Faithfuls.

I mean, I'm just bursting with confidence now as a Traitor.

Can you imagine Alan in the first week?

I was perspiring, my glasses were steaming up.

And look at me last night, round the Round Table.

I wanted to get rid of Mark and I got rid of Mark.

Not a single bead of sweat.

I actually thought I was going to get murdered last night.

Did you? Were you sure it was you?

Because I thought, usually, when you're outspoken,

the Traitors just get rid of you.

I mean, I'm just keeping quiet this time.

I'm not saying anything. I'd like to really see that, actually.

I adore you, Alan, but I did wake up wondering about you this morning.

In what way? I'm afraid I did.

A fantasy?

You're much cleverer than you ever let on

and I love that about you, but... You're saying I play dumb?

You don't PLAY dumb.

Who said that?

ALAN:You don't play dumb!

KNOCK AT DOOR CELIA AND CAT:Come in!

OTHERS: Oh! Hello! ALAN:Jonathan!

Hello!

Why are you surpri...? You're not surprised?

No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, I am thinking.

I'm thinking who... Who else?

Who had a Shield? David had a Shield, Lucy had a Shield?

I had a Shield.Lovely to see you, by the way.

Lovely to be here! I'm so happy. It was that, it was that moment

of going... You're trying to work out who's not there, sorry.

Yeah.

You realise there's only one more person who's coming in?

NICK:Stephen and Joe Wilkinson are left.

I hope they both walk back, to be honest.

I know you're close with Stephen but, if I had to choose,

I'm picking Joe to come back.

Yeah, I just love him.

Oh, they wouldn't kill Stephen!

Would they kill Stephen?

NICK:If Stephen comes back, I think it weirdly makes him look quite guilty.

Yeah, yes. Do you know what I mean? Whereas actually if Joe comes back,

I don't know if that does make him look guilty, oddly.

I'll be really sad if Joe doesn't come in.

So will I, I love him. Because I really like him.

I do too.

KNOCK AT DOOR Come in!

C'est moi. KATE:Stephen! I am alive.

You're alive! But who isn't?

Joe Wilkinson. ALAN:Joe!

Oh, no! KATE:Oh, no!

ALAN:Joe will unravel us three.

We need to get rid of Joe Wilkinson. Yes, I think we have to get rid of Joe.

He's very persuasive. And I think it helps me a bit

because I said he changed my mind tonight. Yeah.

But he's got to go. He's got to go.

Joe Wilkinson, I'm afraid your time in the castle has come to an end.

HE LAUGHS

I think this is a good sign.

"Dear Joe Wilkinson,

"by order of the Traitors,

"you have been murdered."

Ah!

Ah, man! I sort of expected it

because I was quite, um...

I was quite lippy last night.

But I have a message for the Traitors -

what's the Turret like?

A sweet man!

Can't believe it.

That's really annoying.

Gutted.

A little bit sadder today.

My favourite Hundy. He was brilliant.

And he spoke up brilliantly at the Round Table last night

and the Traitors have jumped on that because that implicates David now.

Well played, Traitors.

Ah! Ah!

Oh!

DAVID:Stephen's a Traitor and that acting there demonstrates it.

Oh, OK. He's not.

It's the way... It's the way of, of absolutely framing me.

But I'm gutted that Joe's not here.

KATE: I'm gutted that he's not here.

And the people that did it - nice one.

STEPHEN:True. Absolutely right. Should be ashamed for yourself.

Is that what you're saying? Not ashamed because, remember, it's a game.

It is.Yeah. Doesn't mean I can't be grumpy about the fact

that you've ruined the game.

CELIA: Look out. Look out, look out!

Oh, she's going to not be happy. Oh, God, she's not happy with us.

Look at her. She's not mucking about. Good morning, everyone.

ALL:Morning! How are you?

Good, thank you. I'll tell you who isn't all right.

Ah! STEPHEN:Joe!

Joe Wilkinson has been murdered.

Almost half of you have gone.

I'm going to do something different today.

I always come in and talk to the Faithful,

so now I speak only to the Traitors.

Aren't you having a brilliant game?

Congratulations.

It's nearly time for a mission.

Who here likes board games?

OTHERS: Ooh! DAVID:Board games.

Ooh! KATE:I love a board game.

What meanings of the word "board" could she...?

We could be cast as bishops, knights.

We could be active chess pieces. KATE:Oh!

Couldn't we? Bags I be a knight. Oh! I already am. Ah!

Stop it! Instead of an old queen? Hey, hey, hey!

Well! What madness. Well, well, well.

What madness, but we must enjoy it. Utter madness.

I just can't believe it. It's every time. Mm.

So you must be feeling interesting because you're an unsettled case?

Oh, not proven either way!

It is extraordinary, this house of mirrors we find ourselves in.

I know! And I don't know which one of you it is.

No, because it could be somebody here. It must be one of you.

The odds are... Are you a bit suspicious of me, David? I am, yeah, yeah.

Oh, David! Yeah.

Why's that? I think you and Stephen's interactions

are interesting.

Oh, because I was about to say... Well, say why. I'm suspicious of Kate for the first time. Say why.

For the first time. But you were suspicious yesterday of me.

I want to hear David's theory... I'm bound to.

..because the way I think... I'll tell you why - it's exactly that interaction. Oh!

Because I said I was suspicious of you, and Stephen rushed in to say,

"I'm suspicious of you as well."

I... Because absolutely you guys are working as a team.

Oh, my God! Quite effectively. As if we possibly could.

Do you know, we're...we're... We are, we work as a team of Faithfuls, but the idea that

I'm a team with Stephen Fry... You may just murder me now.

Calm. I mean!

David thought Stephen and I were both Traitors.

I do ask questions but, in my job, it's not up to me

to have an opinion, so I find that killer instinct ever so hard.

JONATHAN HUMS A TUNE

It's... It's genuinely like

blowing my mind. I know. Your natural instinct is

there's nothing else to do but get into the...

I wonder whether we should try and listen to instincts more.

WHISPERS:It's got to be Stephen.

Hasn't it? I'm thinking it might be David again because the...

..the bluff... He's putting up some good... But, look...

Yeah, but the bluff, double-bluff thing is, like, sure -

sure, the Traitors might do that to blame him, right? Yeah.

But, also, he is smart enough to do that to blame himself, isn't he?

But they're not... There's certain people that aren't allowing us

Faithfuls to team up together, and they are David and Celia.

Just have a think about that. QUIETLY:I think it's David.

Yeah. I think it is. OK. The huddled masses.

No, it's whispering in the corridors. It's very Shakespearean.

There's lots of whispered conversations going on in that corridor. Yeah.

Lots of people are whispering. People aren't being open, are they?

They're going and trying other tacks.

I think they're like...Yeah, people are going... "Come here, come here."

Yeah, yeah.There's a smaller group of us now as well.

Yeah, ten of us!

Shall I join? Can I join? Yes, yes, do join.

I'm trying to work out my maths. So there's ten of us,

so if you think there are three Traitors...

..but you know you're a Faithful,

so you know there just must be only six other Faithful.

One in three of the others are a Traitor. Yeah.

That's amazing. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure Cat is a Traitor

and then I have a question mark over Jonathan.

I'm now just going to ally myself with some people who I thought,

"I think you probably are a Traitor," to survive

and then dob you in at the end, basically,

as, "Ah, I've always known you were a Traitor. Out you go."

PEACOCK SCREECHES

CELIA: Do you know, I mustn't eat these sweets.

Well, let's have some sweets together, Celia. Come on, let's have

some sweets. Do you think, shall we?Go on.

Do you like the poached eggs? I love the poached eggs.

They're not my favourite. I love the hearts.

Who are you suspicious of? Well, I voted for Jonathan

last night, and I adore him.

We're getting to that point where we start -

we have to start looking at everybody.

I look and look and look, Cat, and I can't see anything.

CAT LAUGHS Seriously.

I know, I'm finding it really hard. So, whoever it is,

they're cool as cucumbers!

Are you a Traitor? I'm not a Traitor.

No, I don't think you are.

I'm not.

Ugh!

I love Celia with my whole heart.

I think she's a queen and she's an icon,

so it was quite hard to lie to her,

but now the group's getting smaller,

I think it's going to get a little bit more intense,

so I think I really have to make sure I've got my answers solid.

It's time for another mission

and, with the prize pot sitting at £38,500,

this is a chance for the players to work together

to top it up even more.

JOE:Look at the size of that thing next to Claudia.

CAT:Oh, God!

Hello! KATE:Oh, my goodness!

It was amazing seeing that giant Traitor.

It was like taunting us because we're struggling to find one.

Players, welcome to today's mission.

This is the Traitors' chess board.

You might recognise it.

In today's mission, everyone will need to move

and think like a Traitor.

Let me explain.

Last night, the Traitors were asked a series of questions,

all relating to you.

Your job is to match your answer

to the one you think

the Traitors gave.

This giant chess piece will land on the correct name.

I want to say this to you -

the Traitors know the answers.

Of course they do.

So keep your eyes peeled.

If you all take part, I will add

a lovely £5,000 to the prize pot.

In a moment, I'm going to ask you to split into two teams.

You really, really want to be

on the winning team because

only the players in the losing team

will be up for murder tonight.

Oh! My God. CAT:My God! So the whole other team are safe.

STEPHEN:Oh, God! So the pressure is on.

KATE:Oh, God!

Please, get into your teams.

KATE:Right, how do we choose, then? LUCY:Shall we just split it down the middle?

JOE: No.Right, no? OK.

Who's got...? Has anyone got a good idea of how to choose teams?

Let's just split it.

I thought it would be a good idea if me, Cat and Jonathan

would stay in the same team and then we'd know

all the answers so we'd get all the answers right, and then the other

team would be Shieldless and we could just pick off who we wanted.

Is everyone happy with their teams?

No. Yes.

Joe?

Yeah, no, I'm not happy with my team.

Joe's being Joe. Joe is just being Joe.

No, I'd just rather go with the team that there's a definite Traitor on.

I felt there were more Traitors in Jonathan's team than there

were in the one that I was in, and they know the answers.

They've picked 'em.

We need to maybe think about how do we swing this in the

Faithfuls' favour?

For fairness, we should now randomise it one more time

cos it means that the Traitors couldn't have then colluded

to say, "Well, why don't we go on this team together?"

STEPHEN:Oh, for God's sake!

I don't know what's happening.

I suggested just to sort of truly randomise it, it made sense

to me to go on the team that I believe had most Traitors on

because I think that I would be able to glean more from that.

So I eventually ended up on a team with both Lucy and Jonathan, and

Stephen and Kate, and I do believe that Lucy and Jonathan are Traitors.

Stephen maybe a little bit less so,

but I am still suspicious of Stephen.

Are your teams now locked in?

JONATHAN:Apparently. Fantastic.

I'm going to say this again - the losing team,

you are up for tonight's murder.

Enormous luck.

Are you ready for your first move?

Yes. Yes. Here it comes.OK.

The first chess piece is the mouse.

The Traitors were asked...

Oh!

Who do you think the Traitors chose?

But it's me.

But it depends what they mean by weak. Like, like...

Do they mean physical strength?

Or do they mean who is the weakest, ie

the most easy for them to manipulate? Exactly.

But that also could be me.

Kate. You'd say Kate.

I have to act like I'm trying to work out what the answers would be.

I do quite a good job at pretending I have no idea what's going on.

Have both teams locked in your answers?

Yes! Yes. Wonderful.

Team leaders, please move the headstones onto

the name of the person you believe the Traitors said.

Oh! Is that me? How interesting.

Oh, no!

I'm feeling really good about myself right now!

Oh, Kate.

LAUGHTER

Why did you choose Kate?

She doesn't come up with many names, so we think that's quite weak

cos we need to get the Traitors.

Thank you. Jonathan's team?

She's physically weak, intellectually weak,

just generally weak in every single way and that's...

And the real problem, Claudia, is I agreed! I agreed!

Kate, please come and stand with me. Good luck.

The rest of you, please go and stand on your squares.

Kate was such a good sport because I really feel like she's been got

at probably more than anybody else, but she is quite a weak Faithful.

Traitors' chess piece, please reveal the answer.

THEY SCREAM

It's moving!

It's quite alarming

when the Traitor chess piece came slithering towards me.

Oh, just having a look at Celia.

I was keeping most of my eyes on Jonathan

because, if you know the answers, you know where it's going to go.

Hurry, come on.

Yes. It's unanimous!

I think we should put it on Kate.

Let's go with Kate, then, shall we? Kate?

Kate.

So my weakness has become a strength! You see?

Yes. Oh, bless!

That's the spirit, Kate! Yes.

At last! I can be of use.

Everybody thought I was the weakest player!

Well done, team.

Tad little bad for the ego but, actually, does it matter?

Because we got it right.

So well done. That's one point each team.Yes.

Are you ready for your second question?

Yes. Yes, we are. Here we go.

Oh, no! "Who's the most two-faced?"

Whoever gets this one's going to be the most upset.

Yeah, yeah. So, players, the Traitors were asked...

Wow! Celia is the one who, who everyone's like...

..no-one really knows where they stand.

I'm quite two-faced.

You want to admit to it? THEY LAUGH

There was me thinking there'd be tears, fist fights,

"How dare you insult me?"

Celia just stepped forward and went, "I'm the most two-faced."

Jonathan's team.

Lovely Celia. Why?

Celia is very, very nice to you all the time

and then just drops your name.

We thought, "Yes, actually, you are two-faced."

Yeah. Thank you very much.

Alan's team.

She nominated herself.

Because, you know, I say people are nice

and I don't necessarily believe it.

LAUGHTER

You magnificent creature.

Traitors' chess piece, please reveal the answer.

Ooh! Oh, no!

Oh, no, not me.

Obviously, cos we knew the answers,

I knew my name wasn't coming up, but that Traitor chess piece is so

ominous and sinister that you can't really help not reacting, you know?

Ooh!

ALL: Yes!

Yes! You see, Celia?

It's a very good thing to be able to admit your faults.

So, teams, you are both tied with two correct answers each,

and it's the first to three to win the game.

I'm going to remind you, the losing team, you are up for murder.

Mm-hm.

You will have to nominate one person to answer this question.

Please decide who is going to speak for your team.

You do it cos you...you go for it.

Yeah.

Joe, we believe in you.

I think Nick. OK, sure.

Smartest choice.

I'm happy to, happy... Yeah.

Players, have you chosen?

Yes, yes, we have. Yes.

OK, please stand next to your tombstones.

Think about it.

Off you go.Good luck, mate.

Good luck, Joe.

Nick, Joe, whichever player gets their headstone on the correct

answer first, your team is shielded from tonight's murder.

Understood?Yeah.

Here is the final chess piece.

Wolf.

You've got more Traitors in your team, remember that.

Yeah. That's what I mean.

In my mind, there are more Faithful on the other team,

so it makes sense to me that it's better to protect that team

with the Shields than it was our team.

Remember, you cannot confer with your team mates.

You are deciding alone.

The Traitors were asked...

Go.

Ah...

Oh!

Nick, you've chosen Jonathan.

Why?

I don't personally believe that he's a Traitor,

but I think that the Traitors would have suggested Jonathan.

OK, thank you.

Joe, you picked Stephen, why?

Cos I think he's the leader of the pack.

JONATHAN LAUGHS

Beautifully said.

Joe, Nick, please rejoin your teams.

I think it's a good choice.

Let's find out what the Traitors answered.

I think it's going to be Stephen. Please don't let it be him.

I'm so not the leader of the pack.

Oh!

Well done, Joe!

Sorry, guys.

Sorry. Yes!

Well done.

It's hard to know what they think.

They're very unfocused.

I think Stephen. Stephen. OK, Stephen. Yeah. OK.

Stephen's leader of the pack.

So that means, Alan, Cat, Celia, David and Joe,

you are protected from tonight's murder.

Well done.

Nick, Lucy, Kate, Stephen, Jonathan, less good news for you.

I am a bit annoyed.

I don't want to throw Nick under the bus,

but I would have picked Stephen

and we would potentially have won and I would be safe tonight.

Please remember, because of your brilliance today,

you have added £5,000 to the prize fund.Great.

So well done.

I'll see you at the Round Table.

Off you go.Thanks, Claudia.

Well done. Well done. Well done, Joe.

I'm relieved that I've got us the Shields,

but it's really important that the Traitors don't find out that me

and Nick have sabotaged the end of this mission.

Got to keep this one secret.

NICK:Oh, what's this?

Yeah, it's lovely.

Crispy chilli beef, yeah.

Nick. Billiards.

Got it.

Nick is the Faithful that everyone can trust.

Me and him, I think, need to work together a little bit because,

if we're going on the intelligence scale, Nick's here and I'm...

..here.

We have to be so quick.

Um, so...

Likewise.

You know when Claudia said, "Are we happy with the teams?"

And I said, "No"? Yeah.

That was the first time I had changed my suspicion...

To who? To Stephen. Oh, right.

But only on the basis... Cos he made a fuss a lot,

"I don't know what we're doing." ..of he was, like,

"Oh, we need to get on with this, brr!"

Always suspected Lucy and I've said before,

but I've not said it openly, but the only thing is...

OK.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, great.

The game plan now is to try and convince Lucy and Cat that Joe

and I still believe that they are Faithful,

which I think they're buying, enough such that they...

..are convinced that we will never get rid of them,

thinking that they are Traitors.

LUCY:So who are you going to go for tonight?

You must have a clue, Kate, who you want to go for,

cos I've got on my list - Stephen... Jonathan. Jonathan.

They're like... Well, I feel like it might...

I don't know whether I do feel it's

more Jonathan or S-... If we're taking those two big dog theories...

But what do YOU think?

From the mission, I feel like...

I just felt like Stephen was really genuine.

The wanting to win.

But, obviously, whoever the Traitors are, they're brilliant,

and who was brilliant round the table?

Stephen.

So, in the mission, Stephen and Jonathan,

they were trying not to look like they knew the answers.

It felt a bit of a performance.

That seemed suspicious to me,

so I'm really, really looking at Stephen and Jonathan.

I can't believe they're both Traitors,

but I'm so sure one is, but which one?

Oh, lord, honestly.

Aye-aye-aye.

We're all a bit weary now, I'm afraid.

Yeah, and, and, if you're a Faithful, and I'm not saying

this in order for you to believe me to be Faithful,

but, if you are a Faithful, you know you're going.

I mean, I know I'm going, especially

if they really believe I'm leader of the pack.

So, if I'm not banished, I'll be murdered.

I mean, I would consider you leader of the pack more than Jonathan,

but, you know... Yes, I did as well.

Joe pushed the thing to that.

I mean, is that just Joe being...

Decisive and clear. Oh, yeah...

..seeing what we all see, or is he going, "Ha"?

Why did they call me the leader of the pack?

I really don't feel that I am.

I mean, I'm a loudmouth, I grant you that, but there are a few other

loudmouths in the group but they're not considered natural leaders.

So it's a bit like the big dog theory.

I am one of the whimpering hounds, it seems, and I know it isn't me.

That's my one advantage.

It's either Jonathan or Alan, I would say.

# My heart has teeth

# I sharpen them in my sleep... #

It's time for the Round Table.

The Faithful have never been closer to the truth,

but there's one thing thinking you know who a Traitor is,

it's quite another thing writing their name down.

# My heart has teeth... #

I think tonight the two people

who seem to be most readily in the frame

is David and Stephen, so it would be sort of ironic that, on a night

when I don't think there is any solid evidence, that I get banished.

As always, I am hoping that luck will be on my side.

# Try to hurt me I won't let them... #

We're so bad at this game and the reason the Traitors are winning

is because they're able to create this kind of herd mentality.

This Round Table is so important to the Hundies.

I want to go for Jonathan.

He's the wolf of the Traitors.

Time's up for Mr Ross.

# Turn my love into a weapon

# I turn my love into a weapon. #

Players, welcome back to the Round Table.

Today, you added £5,000 to the prize fund.

That means your current total is £43,500.

I would like you to have a look around this table

and ask yourselves this.

Who is lying to you?

Who is smiling and laughing to your face,

and stabbing you in the back?

What I'm asking is, who is a Traitor?

Players, the floor is yours.

I'd quite like to hear from David.

Because, last night, I initially thought it was Stephen.

Your speech last night at the end was one of the things that tipped

me over and I didn't have it, and then many of us were looking at you.

Would you dare to throw out a few names, David?

I'm interested in the way that Kate and Stephen interact.

I do see quite a lot of moments when someone is mentioned

and another person is brought up, particularly by you, Kate.

You think I deflect,

but I would argue that I think you make statements.

I try to ask you questions on it,

and you say that's classic Traitor behaviour, but it's actually...

I've never used that phrase.

You said in the library today, you said... You said, "But that's

"exactly the sort of thing a Traitor would do," which isn't...

Which is a phrase we've all said so many times.

I think we've mostly realised now that words like strategy

and tactics are useless for this.

The Traitors are good enough not to be spotted

unless they make a mistake.

This is not really proved,

but it's an interesting area that we've never discussed.

Traitors don't get as much sleep as we do.

Cat.

You were sleeping in the window seat.

You're not getting enough sleep.

It's an indication we haven't even thought of, but it's obviously true.

Just to explain... Yes, you need to defend yourself, yeah.

..myself there, I do have autism and ADHD so, when I'm

around people a lot, it takes a lot more effort to really, like, speak.

Sometimes, I just need time away.

That's really good to hear and I'm s-... You know,

I wasn't accusing you. No, no, yeah. Just to explain...

I was merely pointing out that it's something we might look at. Yeah.

It's clear, every night, the Traitors have to peel off

and get much less sleep than us.

It's an obvious point.

This is no answer to anything, but I just find it so weird,

the atmosphere in the castle today.

We've all admitted we're like headless chickens,

we're so different. Yeah, I agree.

Cos you've sort of given up hope, really.

You said to me in the library, you...

It was the shock of the difference between the unbelievable

relief this morning, when I realised I was going into breakfast

and I hadn't been murdered, and then, as soon as I closed the door

behind me, realising that every face looking at me was thinking,

"You, you're a Traitor," and I thought,

"Oh, I'm going to be banished."

I can see why this game makes people look guilty.

I just warn you all again,

I'm absolutely sure Stephen is a Faithful.

But... But why, Celia? I don't really know.

It's something that I'm so sure of

and I don't want us to make a mistake.

Is it because you know him and you've worked with him?

Is that what you mean? It probably has a help, yes.

Even though I might be doing myself a disservice here,

I had thought Stephen might be,

but I, as you know from last night, didn't have any real evidence.

I had what I thought were a couple of good theories

but, in your defence, I thought you weren't and I'm thinking now,

why did I change my mind? It was my instinct.

Last night, I was fairly convinced,

as convinced as I've been about anything, that Mark was a Faithful.

There's no logical reason... No. ..for me believing that,

but I believed that.

But some of the facts that were raised against him

were fairly plausible.

Or you knew he was a Faithful

because you know everyone's status of the game.

You said you were convinced that Mark wasn't a Traitor. Yes.

Who are you convinced around this table that aren't Traitors?

I think Nick is not a Traitor.

I think Cat is not a Traitor.

OK, they're the only two I'm absolutely,

well, I'm feeling convinced in my gut level at, and I think you

probably aren't a Traitor,

but you are very difficult to read, and the

only thing that made me think today, and I think I said this earlier,

was when you went straight for Stephen's name at the crucial

point when whichever team gets that, everyone gets a Shield, and of

course a Traitor doesn't need a Shield, but a Traitor wants a Shield

because it removes any suspicion when they walk in tomorrow morning.

But I don't think that's why you did it.

I wanted our team to have the protection of Shields

because my gut instinct tells me that there

were more Traitors in your team than there was in my team.

Cat, what have you got?

CAT TRILLS LIPS

My gut feels like it's, again, that sort of toss-up with, with...

..with Stephen or Jonathan. OK.

It's the big dog theory of dominant voices tend to be

overlooked because they're so out in the open.

The only thing I know is I'm Faithful.

I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.

Partly because of the big dog theory. Yeah.

But also because of the Ruth incident.

Just sits a bit weird with me that it was

someone as intelligent as you... Yes.

..would use that as a double bluff.

Well, I didn't, cos I didn't kill her.

Right, "Let's get rid of Ruth," cos it makes it obvious that, oh,

everyone looks at Jonathan... No, no, no, because I said...

..and then Jonathan has the ability to go... Joe...

.."It's a double bluff."

I said afterwards that isn't pointing at me.

I didn't think that Ruth said anything which made anyone

seriously think I was a Traitor there.

But the only thing is... I mean, this is me being picky...

Be picky if you've got s-... ..is just Joe's demeanour sometimes.

I don't know whether you're... it's serious,

I don't know whether you're joking.

It's like talking to a boulder, you know, and I can't break you.

No, I don't know, and then you, you put the, you know...

You've got to choose someone.

You put the gravestone on Stephen's square.

I mean, I am really picky.

I feel, after my cock-up with Mark, just feels... Yeah.

And also the Traitors murder people who

stick their head above the parapet. That's...

But they didn't murder you overnight, did they?

They also won't murder you tonight. What?

You've got a Shield.

Oh, yeah, got a Shield! Yeah, you've got a Shield!

I give up. I give up.

But, I mean, you know, when you write your name down, you've got to

say something and I probably will write your name and do it.

Why are you acting cocky round the table?

You're not like this as much.

It's like you do ramp it up, Joe.

Yeah, cos we've got to find some people, haven't we? Ah...

Right, yeah. Well, you don't need to ramp it up,

you need to find a Traitor.

Let's not make an awkward atmosphere even more awkward.

I'm tr-... Don't you worry, I'm trying to find a Traitor.

So you think it's me? You're looking at me like that.

I'm trying to find a Traitor.

Well, we're all trying to find a Traitor, Joe.

We're not all trying to find a Traitor, though, are we?

All the Faithfuls are trying to find a Traitor.

In my gut, I don't think you are,

but your behaviour does seem different round the Round Table.

I'm voting Joe tonight.

I thought it was suspicious that he put the grave

immediately on Stephen.

Interesting you've brought my name to the table after Lucy's

brought it to the table. No, no, I've mentioned you.

I did mention you a lot.

But you didn't bring it to the table earlier than just now.

I did mention you a lot. I asked you, why did you put that...

Interesting between your relationship.

It's not Joe.

Because I deliberately sabotaged that final round.

Why did you do that?

Because I thought there were more Traitors in our team.

One Faithful can't win this game.

It has to be a group of Faithful, OK?

I think it's clear that I'm a Faithful, and there are

going to have to be sacrifices

within the Faithful occasionally, as we

kind of slowly whittle down, and I believe that there

is a toss-up between Kate and Stephen as Traitors in our team,

and maybe one in the other team.

I thought it's much better to protect the other team with

the Shields because it would save more Faithful.

Nick, that makes me feel that you're guilty,

because I thought it was really weird.

You seemed to go Stephen and then change. Nick's not guilty.

He's a Faithful.

We know nothing for sure, but we've proven that we can't go

on anything based on instinct, the patterns, discussion or anything.

Precisely. That's my point.

The game is loaded against the Faithfuls.

The Traitors know everything, we know nothing.

We just have no idea who a Traitor is.

This talk of deflections

and strategies is simple arrant nonsense!

Players, it is time to vote.

Who do you believe is a Traitor?

Please write down that name on your slate.

Oh, I give up.

Are the votes locked in?

Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Alan, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm going to go for Joe.

The more and more I spend time with him,

the more and more I think he's a Traitor.

Yes.

Kate.

I have voted for Nick.

Think I'm quite evidence-based, and the only evidence of lies

I've heard today is of your betrayal and throwing me, Faithful,

and other people that you believe to be Faithful, to the wolves.

Joe.

I'm sticking with the big dog...

..Jonathan.

I don't like you any more.

Understandable.

Lucy.

Um, Jonathan.

It's simply because I think you've got the intelligence

and the talent for it.

I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

So a vote count.

Two for Jonathan,

one for Nick,

one for Joe.

Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for you, Stephen.

Of course you have. I know that.

I've just gone with my gut. I hope I'm right.

Sadly not.

Stephen.

I don't really believe anybody is, and yet they must be.

I've just stayed with David

cos I've got nothing better to offer, I'm afraid.

Celia.

I've gone with Joe because I don't know what's going on in his head,

but thank you for being such a gentleman.

Jonathan.

I'm sorry, this is going to really upset things,

but I changed my vote from Joe after Nick told me that you'd steered

him towards Stephen, which was one of the core parts of my evidence.

So, I'm afraid, mainly due to us suspecting you yesterday,

I've gone for Stephen.

Oh, really?

So a vote count.

Two for Stephen,

two for Jonathan,

two for Joe.

One for Nick

and one for David.

David, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm going to vote as I have in past rounds

and vote for the cleverest person round the table.

Stephen.

And for the final vote, Nick.

I voted for the absolute genius

and the most wonderful person in the world, Stephen Fry.

Stephen, you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me. Of course, my dear.

I don't think it is him. I don't think it's him at all.

Sir Stephen Fry, you have received the most votes

and you are banished from the castle.

Before you leave us, please reveal, are you a Faithful,

or are you a Traitor?

Oh, I've had the best fun for years.

Honestly, what an extraordinary bunch of people, all of you,

and the banished and dead ones who aren't here for me to thank

for giving such an extraordinary, wonderful few days.

To be part of such a group is a privilege and an honour

and a deep delight and pleasure.

So thank you all and no hard feelings, I promise.

I am, of course, as I have told you all along...

..a Faithful.

THEY GROAN

Goodbye.

Players,

you have lost a Faithful.

Oh, my God!

Faithful...We can't win now.

..there's still time.

Gather yourselves, focus,

and you can get the Traitors.

Now, the bad news.

It's not going to get any better

because Jonathan, Nick,

Kate or Lucy,

one of you will be murdered.

I will see those that aren't tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Ah, it's quite upsetting, really.

It's a disaster.

I did try to warn everybody about Stephen.

This game is so clever but so cruel.

What are we going to do?

What are we going to do?

We're going to lose, that's what we're going to do!

Cat, I love you to bits, mate, I do, and I believe you're a Faithful...

..but I need more.

Yeah. No, I hear you, I hear you.

You need more? In what way?

To help. Yeah.

It's all well and good believing someone's a Faithful.

We also need to find... We need to come together, yeah, yeah.

..Traitors. Yeah, yeah.

FRUSTRATED GROWL

Tonight was really, really frustrating.

Gutted to see Stephen go.

We do have to give some credit to the Traitors.

They're doing a really good job.

So that means tomorrow

I need to work on some things.

My conviction to my Faithfuls

so that we can get aligned

and they believe in my Jonathan theory.

My gut was like, "Could it be Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen?"

Do you think it's Jonathan? Has to be.

What is going on?

There's nine of us left

and three of us are Traitors.

I actually don't understand how they haven't worked out

it's Jonathan or Alan.

There's a few suspicions on Jonathan,

but people are still on the fence and I'm like,

"I'm actually trying to help you now.

"Come on!"

TAWNY OWL CALLS

Oh, he's in there, your...

Ahh!

I'm going to come and join you.

I have so many questions.

Go for it.

I thought we were playing to win Shields.

I voted for Nick.

Tonight, he revealed that he'd thrown me and other Faithfuls

in his group on the mission today to the wolves,

and that's the first tangible evidence

of direct-faced lying

that I've seen in this game.

It's very confusing.

The people who were on the other team - the only one of those five

to ever have any kind of heat on them has been David,

which would suggest statistically

there were more Traitors in our five.

But there has been heat on yourself, there's been heat on Jonathan,

and there's been heat on Stephen.

It makes sense for that other team to be protected... Yes.

..and so that's why I sabotaged it at the end.

The thing is, how are you going to feel

when tomorrow I'm murdered and you sacrificed me?

Oh, dreadful and, frankly, I deserve to go over you.

It does make sense for me to be murdered next.

Why?

Well, because I've just been very open and stuff.

Yeah, but it wouldn't suit the Traitors to murder you

because you showed to them you're prepared to sacrifice Faithfuls,

so you're working for them! KATE LAUGHS

I did drop a bit of a bomb, but I do think it was fair.

It did feel a little bit devious,

kind of sabotaging the end of the game,

but I think it was the right thing to do.

All I can be sure of now is that

I am certain that it's Jonathan, Cat and Lucy.

# Oh, Father, tell me

# Do we get what we deserve? #

But Alan forgot he had a Shield at the Round Table.

That was a bit weird. Yeah, because it's not important to him.

You don't forget you've got a Shield.

It dawned on me he forgot he had a Shield

and I went, "I wouldn't be forgetting that."

That's so true.

Would you really forget you've got a Shield? I was, like, kissing it.

And he's really... You said he was confident.

Because you would forget, if you get a Shield and you think,

"Well, it's not important anyway."

That's a really big behaviour thing.

That's true, he did.

# And way down we go... #

Ah! We are just appalling. Hopeless.

My last theory lies in flames.

# Way down we go... #

I have a very long apology to draft to Stephen Fry.

Ugh! My head's spinning.

Think it's either David, or Jonathan, don't you?

I don't think Lucy is, you know.

No, I don't and I don't think you are.

No, thank you. I'm sure you're not.

I'm not! No.

I would die if you are.

Listen, please, you're safe with me.

I just get the giggles.

If I'm gone tomorrow, I hope you feel really bad about what you did.

It was a statistics move.

Yeah, yep, whatever, Nick,

but I love you if it's me.

Love you. Thanks, Lucy.

Oh! Hopefully see you tomorrow.

# Oh, they will run you down Down till you go... #

A knight has fallen,

and Sir Stephen Fry has gone.

The Traitors will be delighted that the Faithful have lost such

a powerful player, but what none of the players know

is tonight is going to work out a little differently.

# Way down we go... #

Ooh...

Ohhh!

"Lucy..."

Ahhh...

"Kate, as you were on the losing team in today's mission,

"you're at risk of being murdered."

"Tonight, the shortlisted players must return to the chessboard..."

"..where one of you will be murdered by the Traitors face-to-face."

# From the ashes

# Long before the madness... #

"You must walk down to the chessboard

"and stand on the board alone."

# And now it's do or die... #

"The Traitors chess piece will then move towards you.

"When it stops, you must turn around."

"If you see Claudia, you are safe.

"However, if you turn around and see the Traitors,

"you have been murdered."

# Oh, oh, oh I'm ready for it... #

I want to see the Traitors face-to-face.

If I'm getting murdered, this is the best way to go.

I'm really scared.

I think I'm going. I'm brown bread.

And I think that's the hardest thing to learn from this game.

You don't get to decide anything.

This, for me, is a life or death moment.

I am really nervous about being murdered tonight,

but I feel like I've got a strong inkling as to who the Traitors are.

I'm really worried it's going to be me that's being murdered.

In fact, I'm pretty convinced it's going to be me that's murdered.

I'm just terrified!

# Oh, it's do or die... #

NICK GASPS