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OFFiCiAL

You're so gorgeous!

- Damn It! Hat... What are you doing?

- A bad mustache... - Shut up! Stop it!

You're gorgeous!

Alex, knock it off!

- Stop the bullshit. They'll catch us. - Sit down, I laugh.

-, And with a mustache, handsome you are! Yes, definitely...

- Estelle! - What is it?

- Come to see me. Idiot, is indelible!

See Frank! Like the Village Top!

No, your mother looks like!

- Where the hell is Sam? - An hour waiting for him.

You could buy clothes all the time!

This need to pull back! People need to know!

What? - Totally uncool.

It's here!

Baby, I have to go to the seminar.

I miss you too, Cecile... Melanie!

Come on, we're late!

What is this? - Harpoon. It has places for fishing.

- Is very dangerous. - No, relax!

Hello, my friends!

How's it going? Okay? Your tickets. To pay as soon as possible.

- Okay, let's go. - What I did for my passport?

- Hello... your passports. - it Is very heavy.

Give it to me, baby. It weighs a ton.

Take my bag, it's lighter.

Thank you, my love.

Sir, not with you. In the luggage.

- Ok. With me is. no video recording.

- Turn the camera off, please. - Of Course.

Ernest, we'll get in the cockpit?

Don't worry about it.

On that plane, you can ask me whatever you want.

- Salty or sweet? - Nothing, thank you.

- What would you want? - To leave me alone.

- Thank You. - Perfect.

Frank, have you seen the brazilian spider?

The most dangerous in the world. Bites you, you're hot, you're cold.

And if that doesn't cure you within 12 hours, you die.

- Crazy, right? - Yeah, crazy.

- I don't Care? - A Little.

- Baby... - What happened?

- Don't watch porn on the plane. - I don't care, everyone's asleep.

He's not.

I don't understand without sound. Sure.

Sam, Alex, let me tell you something.

Don't move!

- Ernest, it's ok for the cockpit? - So, I asked for the cockpit.

It's a little complicated. They said no.

- What did you want to show us? - View here, guys.

It rocks!

- A Girl! - you Idiot, Sonya.

- he's Gonna propose! - Damn It! Congratulations!

- Shut Up! What? I don't know?

No, you have to spend, and the test of father-in-law.

Slowly, it's a shock.

It's coming! Put that away!

Guys, what are you whispering here?

He's freaking out that's going to meet your father.

- A Little. This is normal. - Seriously? It is very well-liked.

- How nice? - do you Know Putin?

- So is my father. What?

I'm just kidding! My father is very cool.

- Come On. - Very funny.

- Who is Putin? - A comic book.

I had a difficult breakup, but I believe in love.

Give me the ring.

- you'll have to wait a little bit. - Gimme!

I can't. I swallowed.

What? - I swallowed It.

And you swallowed it...

I'm Sorry, Frank.

- damn it! What's hot!

I can't believe it! We are in Brazil!

We are in Brazil! We are in Brazil!

Have you seen how green are the leaves?

We are in Brazil!

Horrible!

Welcome!

- Dad! I've missed you! - it, Too, baby!

You're beautiful! This is for you.

- Dad, I'm not 12 years old. - The mascot of the hotel.

- Hello, uncle. - Hello, nephew.

What are you doing? - Ok.

- my friends... Sam... - Jean-Pierre. Nice to meet you.

- Alex... - Nice to meet you.

- Estelle. - How's it going, man?

Sorry for my glasses, but yours sucks.

Frank, my good. - Hi.

Nice to meet you, mr. Lamar. And I've got a little something for you.

- I Make comics. - Artist!

This is my first album. The collector's edition.

Do you know how many trees of the Amazon should be cut for such a paper?

- No. - A Lot.

Do you know how many Indians have left due to the deforestation of forests?

- Nor. - Not a lot.

Dad, please.

Let me show you the earthly, my paradise!

- Ok? What did you think? - Is likeable.

Nice.

You'll get to meet my grandmother. Very nice, too.

I can't wait...

Your mom said that a long time ago, I'm only in the registry?

I Will be in charge of the crew. - Perfect.

Thank you very much for the hospitality in your hotel.

My daughter insisted I call you.

- I could take a dip in the pool. - this is Not a swimming pool, my child.

Is the pond for the centenarians turtles.

- Terrible! The turtles have wi-fi! - I don't have wi-fi.

Have a GPS to locate them and study their movements.

What was I saying? Here we have neither a swimming pool nor a tv.

Our waste is recycled.

Our customers are nature lovers, like me.

Our motto here is nature, nature and again nature!

Damn it!

Can I help you? - I called? Stick it up your ass!

- Jurassic Park! - my mom is.

Grandma!

- Sonia! - Here I am!

- Sunshine! - How nice to see you!

Hi, grandma!

- Here's the jerk? - Here it is.

- Who is he? - Frank.

- What do you do? - catch diarrhoea.

I had gastroenteritis.

Mr Μασιέ, how are you? Is everything all right?

The director of the WWF. It will give the eco name of the hotel.

- Tomorrow is the ceremony. - What brand is that?

Our clients are assured that we are in harmony with nature.

- And, above double the prices! - Mom, please! Don't start!

- Michel, is everything all right? Hi, Jean-Pierre.

Mrs. Μασιέ, how was the shower with the seaweed? A beauty!

Perfect!

Jean-Pierre, the hotel you deserve the name.

- Thank You. - my wife loves it.

This is my daughter Sonia and her friends.

And the mom that lives here with me, the Γιολάντ Lamar.

I'll leave you with the family... see you tomorrow at the ceremony.

Thank you! Have a nice day!

- What were you doing in my suitcase? - don't worry, it's nothing.

Mom, don't stand upright. For sitting you got it.

I don't need a walker for grandmothers.

Go two miles an hour and stays out of battery.

I'll change it.

He dropped mom!

I'm sorry! Excuse me!

I'm sorry... Are you okay?

How do you do? Okay?

- I don't have anything. - Take a deep breath!

- Don't come near him! - I didn't do it on purpose. I'm sorry.

- a Catch you got! - I'm Sorry.

Come on, mom.

Fortunately, your grandmother is a tough old dog.

Uncle, why did you choose for a mascot that bird?

Is the κυανόραμφο toucan.

Bird sanctuary. Unfortunately, it was destroyed years ago.

But it remains our symbol for the protection of animals.

We grow what we eat. Here everything is organic.

Organic products, recycling... good for business, huh?

It's not business, it's a way of life.

The customers come in contact with the nature. And I that's why I came.

Then will that man filming us? Has started to get on my...

Guys, you want to have fun. I have what you need for that.

See the canoes from recycled plastic.

Take it and have fun.

I'd love to, but I need to bring my fiancee from the airport.

- I'm not in the mood for canoeing. - Impossible!

Do I look like I am not the type for a canoe?

- a Very bad hotel. Oh, Shit.

- did you get my ring? - I can't, when I'm not home.

Sam, where are you taking us?

My friends... the real vacation starts now!

What is this?

Asshole! What a waste of life!

- What are these? - Plums.

Why? Shut up and eat!

- to do bad? - Yeah!

Damn it!

Incredible!

My heart, pierced all of my clothes with his harpoon.

Look! Come see! All leaky!

- you find that funny? - I don't care at all now.

Good evening... my name is Frank.

Come On, Τζεζόν! Get a move on!

Guys, going out for a beer. Anyone want one?

- No, thank you. - Ok.

Did you get it?

Don't worry about it. In Brazil, a man with a bra does not come as a shock.

- Go right? - What's going on?

- What's the matter, sweetheart? - I threw the ball and laughing.

Why don't you demand an apology? I'll give it to you, but play further.

mocking Us. - Throw it away! The bastards!

I'm sorry.

- are You okay? Where did I hit you? - Here.

I'm sorry. Are you in pain?

You threw the ball to the cacti.

-. - You, goldie.

We don't want any trouble on vacation. - Go get the ball.

It's going well? Learn ways to your children.

And I'm not talking to the slut.

- Ho I? - do you See anyone else here?

Frank, do something. - Okay, I'm going to get the ball.

- No, this one he called me a slut! - Don't pay attention. He has a temper.

- He has nerves? - let it go.

I can count on you.

- is There a problem? - This one called me a slut.

- you Said my daughter a slut? - I didn't know that she is your daughter.

I got mad a little bit. He threw the ball to my children of the cacti.

You threw the ball of the children?... Go and get it.

And act like a man. I won't be here next time.

Thank you, sir.

Come on.

What to do with it? It is deflated.

- If you wake me up, I'll knock him out. Wait, to get postcards.

Sonia knows that I don't play wood and now he's sulking.

- Make a proposal of marriage. - I Need the ring.

Call flowers.

- I'm Sorry, did I hurt you? - No problem.

It's not my day.

- Julie. - Erica.

- Nice to meet you. Vacation? Yes, a week of skydiving.

I don't know you! The creator of the comic "Babysitting"!

- Crazy! I liked it a lot. Well done. - Thank You.

- Do something together tomorrow? - Of Course!

No, we can't tomorrow.

Well, we leave you... your shirt has a hole in it.

A harpoon pierced the bag.

- What are these? - Make a vacation. It's French.

The key to the room, please.

What were these?

I don't know, but I have to see you again Erica.

Damn it! Passing tickets out of my pussy with her hands!

So my finger, I'll break it down to the wood!

I felt that I was humiliated on the beach, a little while ago.

Got in the way and my father.

Don't look for it. Frankie makes at times like a sister.

All men have a gay side. Look at Alex.

He likes to wear my underwear.

Are you serious?

I hate that I'm in love with such a cowardly man.

- And I have doubts. - Seriously? What doubts?

I don't know if I want to live with a man who would not protect me.

- Tough. - If we have kids...

I don't see him as the father of your children.

I don't know. On the beach, I stopped to admire him.

Sonya... I want to fart.

Hang in there.

So I touch my pussy, I'll fart! "Fair trade"!

My friend, I'll cheer you up.

Tomorrow we will go on a field trip.

- I have no appetite. - I Signed up for it.

- You want to go outing? - Of Course.

We must not lose our cultural heritage of the place.

- And the girls? - leave it to me.

This is crazy, you see. I found a treasure map.

The placemats, idiot.

Greetings, gang!

- did You miss me? -.

Sam, there's an awkward silence between us.

I don't hold it against you for what you did with my ex.

You opened my eyes. Thanks to you, I saw that he is a little frivolous.

And I wouldn't have met my fiancée, Josephine.

- He Came In? - Yes. Where is it?

There.

A very welcoming country, Brazil, huh?

What's the program for tomorrow? - We will go on a field trip.

Let's go to bed. We got up early in the morning.

- Hello, Ernest. - Hi.

Good night.

I'm sorry, gentlemen. Can I borrow my fiancée?

- No. - Okay, no problem.

Leave the talking to me.

There is.

- Girls, what will you do today? - Beach.

We go on a field trip. Are you coming?

Trip? Not in the mood for granny.

No, thank you.

Guys, go to field trip?

Perfect! Mom will love it!

It's not for her age.

I love it, but to my watch. Is touchy-feely.

- Do You Understand? - Yes.

- Ernest, will not come Josephine? - he Prefers the surf lessons.

- Baby, let's go on a field trip. - I'll see you later, my love.

- Be careful. - don't worry, honey.

- Let's Go! - we'll be back in a couple of hours.

Hello, girls!

Have fun, mom.

Hi, Jean-Pierre. - Hello, uncle.

You trust her, huh?

- How do you let go? - I'll get an eco-label.

You know your grandmother. I don't πολυβλέπουν.

It will be a joy with the lads.

And Frank.

I have to go. I have a phone meeting.

Dad!

- Not found? - No sign of them in the area.

We need to expand the research. We'll come with you.

Get.

It no longer has light, he says, and we need to stop the investigations.

To get. Passed 24 hours since they left.

- And no new. I'm going to go crazy. - No news, good news!

What an idiot! Incredible!

- Ask for an apology, you bastard! - I'm Sorry.

- And we had a fight before they left. - In your position, I would have felt bad.

All night, I was dreaming about Alex. We were on our first date.

It was very romantic.

We went to an Italian restaurant, we ate pasta, we faced each other.

- Like the "Lady and the Tramp". - And then?

We went home and we fucked.

My love, I had a very important phone call and I found this.

- The camera of your friend? - been taken. How did it get there?

- Is the hotel? - João, check out of the hotel.

- it Is important. It's my mom. Yes, mr. Lamar.

- But what can be happened? there's only One way to find out.

See the.

here we go again...

It will work like that?

Anything yet?

What stress! The ceremony starts in 15 minutes!

Dad, nobody gives a shit about the ceremony.

Of course, that's what I say. Who gives a shit about the ceremony.

- The linked, Fernando? Yes, the connection.

Doesn't show anything. Plug it in, Fernando!

What is this?

Alex, what the hell are you doing? One time you're in!

I'm Coming, baby!

- we'll be back in a couple of hours. - Hello, girls!

- Hey, kids! - have fun, mom!

What our uploaded Jurassic Park?

And the other pretending to be Indiana Jones!

Why didn't you say no? - I don't have a choice.

- Hurry, waiting for the bus. What bus?

Sam, what's a bus?

I don't do at your age.

You're breaking my barrs. I'm old, but I have a right to live!

It relaxes me.

- Nigger, I came, huh? - Not At All.

- see It, nigger,... - a Little.

You're the complete opposite from the former Sonia.

- Really? - Yes.

- He was likeable, and android. - Perfect.

- do you Want to see a picture of him? - No, thank you.

- I'll show it to you. - Photos! Photos!

I always have it with me.

Vacation in the Seychelles. Handsome, huh?

Yes, it is.

- Go Away! - lighten up, grandma.

Here we had gone to the concert of the Snοοp Dοggy Bag.

- Tell me if you're bored. - Not At All.

I have pictures and Jean-Pierre.

Look, a nude beach, teen.

- Small Cock! - I Always had a little bird.

That year, the water was very cold.

Ice.

- I'm gifted. - Really? For you to see.

Sam, why are we here? - scratched.

- Where are we going? - In the caves.

- a Mess of the plane. - it's a B18. Recognize it.

Hello. My name is John.

- CNN! Hi! Yes, exactly.

I am your guide and will accompany you on your trip.

You are more than I expected.

Our load. Is that a problem?

- Hello, gorgeous. - Hello, ma'am.

No, if you pay.

Hello, girls!

- Son Of A Bitch! - A Coincidence... Amazing!

- Ready? - Perfect for coming in.

- Hello, ma'am. - Erica.

- The bastards! - What are these sluts?

They look nice.

I didn't want to say this. No, not at all sympathetic.

They look vulgar. And very hackneyed.

- May be... - that's Enough.

Are you kidding me?... What do we do with them? I'm not going.

I wouldn't miss such an opportunity. Playing something with Erica.

- As always. - We're kindred souls.

- is There a problem? No, you simply won't come to you.

- Γιολάντ, let's go back. - I Prefer to pay a visit to a cave.

Despite set to be bored stiff at the hotel with the νερόβραστα foods.

- we can't with a wheelchair. - The cave has paths.

- Here It Is! - Perfect. Go?

- Let's Go! - Perfect!

Let's go!

A population, don't get any ideas with the plane!

I Will have to do with me! What thing?

Is she serious? Okay, "Master Yoda"!

The altimeter is here in B18!

- I the profession I am. - Pilot?

Almost. Caregiver... But I can fly.

Really fly it, Ernest's?

Yeah, lame wrong. I have over 100 hours of flight.

Ernest knows how to fly!

- Really? - Good.

Are you afraid of?

- A Little. - so sweet!

Idiot! Frank is afraid of airplanes!!!

Who's afraid?... Frank, don't be afraid at all.

We have parachutes in the back!

Nice, that's a relief.

Relax, you're too uptight.

- Do a good massage. - it's my job.

Masseuse are you?

You are very cute! I'll get you a photo!

Come On, Frank.

Perfect! You guys are so cute together! I'll post the Ιnstagram!

I would Not have it. - Like Brad Pitt with Angelina.

In the cheap version!

- Till when can you stay? - I'm leaving tomorrow.

I'm the muse of an Italian brand. I have a photo shoot in Milan.

I don't have time to get to know each other.

- Look like Carmen Electra. - Thank You. For you to George Clooney.

- No. - of course not!

What I hate... The landing!

Perfect!

I don't go to the jungle, right?

No, it's too dangerous. The cave is there.

He can't bear not in a zoo!

Let's go!

Easy, Γιολάντ. Carefully.

It's hot. We will walk a lot?

That's it!

I changed my battery.

Shit! You can't come with us!

Old woman I am, not crippled.

He has a generator there. Will the charge.

Does this still work?

- you Have the cable? - Yes, here it is.

- Perfect! Brand new! - Plug it in!

What is this? - Don't be afraid. A sloth.

Completely harmless.

- What a cute little guy! - so cute!

Look, he's smiling!

He winked at me!

This is it!

- I won't spoil it? No, if you don't leave this time.

Okay, let's go. Follow me and stay close to each other.

Hey, you little sloth!

The bat cave! I don't have bats, I hope.

- Alex, what are you doing? - I'm Coming.

- Nice... - Very nice!

- I saw you! What did I do?

We are located in the most beautiful room of the cave.

See the stalactites and the stalagmites.

Admire the designs of the Neolithic Period.

The Indians used to paint scenes of everyday life, traditions.

- The childhood friends, Γιολάντ it? - you Got a problem?

Strange that plan.

This is the legend of the Τσατσαούμ.

This is the wife of the head of the tribe.

In accordance with the legend of the Τσατσαούμ, as a sign of hospitality...

...the leaders offered the woman the guests...

...I had to lie down with her.

Awesome!

We pass in the other room that is closed to the public.

- The Indians left it, too? - No, it's nothing.

German cavers, 40, were caught by the rain.

- Seriously? - Drowned.

- Krauts was. I don't mind. - Out of the rain?

It has heavy rains in the area. Flooded cave in a minute.

Very dangerous. What are we doing here?

Frank, calm down. It never rains this time of year.

Stay close to me, though. It's a real maze.

Carefully... it's 42 miles of caves.

The first time I came, I got lost. It took them a week to find me.

- A week! When did this happen? - last week.

- Perfect! What?

I'm just kidding. Don't be afraid.

I have a light, a compass, a GPS... and flare!

As long as I'm with you, nothing will happen. I know...

Damn it!

- We make a prank? - Where did he go?

- we Need to find him. - it Is very deep, I can't see the bottom.

- Wait, I have an idea! - What's the idea?

- you'll see, trust me. - are you Kidding? Look.

I knew we shouldn't have come.

That's the only way we'll know if it's deep.

I'm fine.

I can't believe it!

- shit, it has no bottom, man! - Why don't you take a rock?

- Now he's dead for sure! - we Need to get down quickly.

When I was a kid and I ran away...

...I was making a rope with my clothes and it worked.

What? - go on, take your clothes off, girls.

- Ok. - Not you, Γιολάντ.

Take off all your clothes, because it is very deep.

- I don't have to come. - All of the clothes. Well done.

Help, if you can't.

- I can help you. - get your hands off me!

What a big fat rump!

- John, here we are! - Alex, your shorts.

- I Prefer to wear it. - Alex, we need all the clothes.

- No, you don't need. - Give me your shorts!

Damn it! Seriously?

- Very nice thong! - Put it back.

Now it is torn.

Put this on. Enough horror I saw in the war.

Perfect!

- Do You Hear, John? - No answer.

Here we come!

Actually, I had to tie...

Otherwise, it falls...

it seems kind of stupid. - Go to the plane.

Didn't you hear the tour guide? It's a maze, you won't find the exit!

You will find it! We don't have a choice!

- See, he threw the flare. - Good.

Here we come!

From here, all right?

John, still! Go to call for help!

Too bad, it was a very good idea of the clothes.

- my camera! - What a disaster!

- it came from the left. Yes, look.

- I go to the right. haven't we been through here.

- I think we're lost. - You shut up!

- we get It! - Light! Light!

It's too high, we can't climb.

Ernest, you're taller, go check it out.

- Why me? - our only chance to get out.

- Come On, Ernest. I Will die here.

Well, all right.

- Be Careful. Slow!

Tell us if you see anything.

- are You okay? Yes, my hand is caught.

What's good? This is stupid!

- we Need to get him out. - Help him.

I thought it never rains here.

Fast! On the count of three! 1... 2... 3...

Stop!

- loud! - loud! 1, 2, 3!

- It Hurts! It hurts! - nothing happens.

We have a problem. We can't get him out and it's raining.

What do we do? - I'll cut off your hand!

I heard the tour guide? We're all gonna die here. We cut off his hand!

- But what do you think? And in "127 hours," cuts off his arm!

- That's a movie! - Based on a true story!

- How do I cut it? - I don't know.

Don't worry, my lad! We'll get you out!

- With the machete! - he's Right. It is the only solution.

Leave it dry and take the machete.

Okay, as soon as I point to you, grab him and leave him dry.

Julie, take my camera.

Are you completely crazy? We don't cut the hand of Ernest!

- I Have To. - I Agree with Frank.

It's raining! I will not die here for him!

I'll just play less the bird.

- Mustafa, you are going to cut the hand! - my name is Not Mustafa. Why me?

Don't slaughter the sheep?

What do you think? - Okay, απεγκλωβίστηκα.

I confess, I was starting to worry. You?

Now!

- are you Stupid? - Why did you do that?

- Get Up! - Ernest, are you all right?

- are You okay? - Come On, Ernest!

- my head Hurts! you're such a jerk!

- I'm Sorry, I'll be cutting the hand. - Shut Up!

See! Light!

We're not from here!

Damn it, I knew it! We're lost!

I will not lose the photo shoot for the κωλοεκδρομή!

Give me the camera. It will help Γιολάντ. Give.

- Help us. - Come On.

Come On, Γιολάντ.

- Ok. You're right, Γιολάντ it? Stop to think of me as a cripple!

Come On, Julie.

Okay... Come On...

Okay? Come On, Erica.

- Hello! - come on, come on!

Come on, you idiot!

Well done, my friend.

Come On, Alex.

I got something in my shorts!

I don't know! A bug! Help! Help!

Crazy! It looks like the spider in the book for Brazil.

It bit me, I think.

Cut the plate. You have 12 hours to cure.

- you Think or you sure it bit you? - Sure, I think.

We need to know. Put down the boxers.

Yes, put it down. - No Way.

Come on, we have seen a lot of cocks.

In the locker room, I mean.

- Come on, take it down. - Stand up and take it down.

- pull Down the boxers! - Are you sure?

Fruit?

Will not put up with someone else to see you naked my own.

- Today is the big day! - We have a small hitch.

- Something serious? - No. It's all good.

My mother disappeared in the jungle with friends of my daughter.

Oh, my god!

- Let's postpone it. - No, we'll find them with the video.

It won't take long. Immediately after, do the ceremony.

No problem. Take your time. Above all, the family.

"Ομπριγκάντο". Thank you. Fernando!

Three κοκτέιλος for the amigos with orange juice and standing!

- I don't understand. - orange Juice with straws, you fool!

Has all purple, you know.

What is this? - See It! A glider!

Help!

- I don't see us! - Help!

Don't listen to us! Wait, I have an idea!

Get off!

- It. - let it go. You nasty piece of shit.

How does this work?

Why'd you drop on it?

You arabs have a bit of an issue with what he throws.

- you killed Him. - I'm Hot. I'll die, I know.

We can't drag him. We need to make a stretcher.

- I can't feel my leg. - we take care of him.

- I Had to throw it next to him. - He went out and fell on top of it.

- Any word from the tour guide? - Has amnesia.

Has a lot of nerve.

- What is this again? - Come close to me, I'm afraid.

It's a bird!

- Come... - Stay by my side, you never know.

- What a cute little guy! - Little...

Oh, my god! They found a κυανόραμφο toucan!

- Look! Same bird with your own! - What a beautiful!

Look!

Has and eggs!

Eggs!

- Will revive the genre! - friends of my daughter.

What a beautiful nature!

- I have cooked now. - Burn.

- What a delicious, damn it! - it's Missing a little salt.

Who is the king of omelette you?

Friends of yours? A disgrace! I don't know them well.

Nice life you got, huh?

- The stretcher? - Ready.

What are you eating? - Eggs κυανόραμφου toucan. Delicious!

You didn't hear Jean-Pierre? Are extinct species!

- No, than what you see. - don't touch it again animal.

Fortunately, I saw the turtles.

- What did you do to the turtles? - Nothing.

- Damn, it hurts! - a long time we have lost!

- let's Go, Frank, it hurts. Yes, it hurts.

Isn't that great?

cozy looks like.

The holdup is.

Say what you want, but like Brittany does.

- Shit, a dead end! - damn it, you're gonna drop me!

I'm putting it down. It is very heavy.

Not here, I'll wet my ass!

- are You okay? - I'll never find the plane.

Don't worry, we'll find it.

Thank you for the trip. That's a great idea!

Please.

I don't want to be pessimistic, but we're all gonna die!

To think that now I would do sunbathing...

I'm sorry, the lady makes with the stretcher.

Has gone away, huh?

They killed mom!

Has escaped the situation! Mr. Lamar, we didn't mean it!

We didn't lose on purpose, mom!

Even the tour guide!

We're gonna die, let's blame him!

Don't move!

- Damn It! A black panther! - it's Not black, fool!

Damn it! A yellow panther.

Beautiful animal. Don't move, kitty.

Wait... - it's nothing.

Wait, I have an idea.

To take a commemorative selfie.

With that?... To think that we have a pistol!

- animals don't know from guns. - I will know that it is fake.

What the hell is this?

Damn it!

Cannibals. I'll eat them.

Bite from spider a banana, he says. We have to let the poison out.

It looks like it really hurts.

What does the lord say?

- he's sucking out the poison. - That's Right.

Guys, we found the sedan, but not the Yolanda.

What's going on?

I don't know.

It takes him a blowjob.

- No, it's sucking him in. - it takes Him a blowjob.

- Where do we go? - I don't know, we're safe with them.

- Look better. - I am in less Pain.

What's with that face then?

I tell Sonia that we lost her grandmother in the jungle?

- Awesome! What is this?

- How cute! - I have diseases! Stop touching me!

What big udders!

Sam, it's all ξεκωλιάρες!

Finally! Where have you been?

Γιολάντ, I don't believe it!

How nice to see you!

- What would you say? - it's good, I hope.

- it Stinks in here. don't say that. It's saved us.

And is that a reason not to wash it?

- didn't drown, so what? - No, thanks to you, though.

The chief of the village, I think.

We... we're looking for a hotel.

never mind, I'll show them the postcard and the hotel.

- don't you have another? - No.

Seriously?

We... hotel... here.

What does it say?

That his underwear has a hole in it.

I knew that I should stay here tonight. It will take us tomorrow.

- awesome! - Finally a good new!

- Perfect! - We're Saved!

Have bonded as a group.

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See! Clothes!

Stink a little, huh?

What strange fruit is this?

Frank, try if it's tasty. - No, thank you.

Selfish!

Ernest, grandma, will you try?

Cocoa! I'd like to.

- Cocoa? - Yes.

Thank you.

- I Prefer the chocolate. - I Like It.

Are you okay?

- The name of your girl? - Yes.

- I Think. - Do You Think?

I was gonna propose.

What?

I Overheard a conversation where he said that he had doubts.

I'm Not sure anymore.

understand. I had the same with a guy.

I said it in a fit of rage.

Frogs ' legs! But who likes them?

- To me. - To me.

- you Want some beer? - No, it's okay.

We put him to bed, but it disappeared. We've looked everywhere.

- are You okay? - Very loud!

Very tasty broth.

Sam, your nose didn't it?

Don't laugh, you put it in your mouth!

Gross! See what hot chick is the wife of a chief?

The wings are a mess.

Τσατσαούμ!

To get, the ceremony told us the tour guide!

But where is the guide?

- one of us will the jump. -?

Who? You're all barred on a technicality. Damn, I'm the only one.

I will sacrifice myself for the sake of your children!

"Τσατσαούμ" is a verb? Go to "τσατσαουμηθούμε"it?

Bitch!

Shall we go inside?

- Damn It! - This is the same Jabba the Hutt!

This is the wife of a chief? I don't go, I don't want to die.

Sam, you've done worse at Club Med!

Don't upset them. If you don't do it for you...

Go, my lad.

Do it for me!

- Hello, Sam! Τσατσαούμ! - Damn It!

Damn it!

Courage, Toufik! Give it to her!

Deep breath!

Good!

What they put in the nose? - Powder from leaves cocoa.

The snort in the holidays. It is an aphrodisiac, a hallucinogen.

And it works? - It Depends.

Here it works, from what it looks like.

What a nice!

- Damn It! - it's Not your best.

How? He has tits.

Mr Μασιέ! Fernando! The gringo ate it!

Has σπασμοφιλία. Pick up his feet!

Michelle, tell me you're okay!

Meet. You help him up, Fernando.

- that's Right! - ice! Gently!

- Say your name! - Michelle...

- Michelle what? - Michelle Μασιέ...

Okay...

What did they do to the turtles?

What did they do to the turtles? - Very strange.

The disguised.

Get out! Get out!

What a crazy party!

Frank, where have you been?

Where were you?

What's wrong with you? What is this?

- What happened to you? - Look At You.

- Damn It! What is this? Why did they do it?

- Why do they put a stick in the nose? - Your go.

Hold on to the camera.

It hurts so much!

You fool, you go too.

Damn it!

Frank, look what I taught them.

My friends, here it is...

Paris!

- Here it is... - Paris!

Crazy fun! Give me the camera.

- Where do we go? - I don't know.

- It Stinks! - I'm Sorry.

- It Stinks! - I'm Sorry, the food last night.

- damn it! - it wasn't me.

- Smells bad. - Disgust.

- What a stink! What is this?

What βρομύλοι the Indians! I had to throw away trash!

It's not their own. Here are our clothes. They smell the same.

Here they found, do you think? It's not okay.

How do they make such a thing?

- The battle is not over, Michelle. - ecology is a constant struggle.

But thanks to soldiers like you, maybe win the battle.

It touches me that you would say that. Thank you.

Thank you... Great guy.

What did he say? - I didn't understand, but it was nice.

Wait, I want to tell you something.

I don't understand, but I speak from my heart. This is a universal.

The people of the city contaminate the forests. And that shocked me.

And yet, you for agreeing to see us and feed us like family.

From all my crew, a big thank you.

I will never forget. Thank you.

Bravo, my love!

it's nothing...

Wait...

we Need water. Sam, water.

- There you go! Water! - Will switch off immediately! Don't worry.

No! This is alcohol!

it's nothing! We'll bring water! It's nothing!

Let's go!

We'll be back later!

Do it!

Way! Way!

- Not so fast! Sam, we have the Γιολάντ!

Wait!

Fast!

- Where is the plane? - Straight!

- are they hunting Us? - No, I can't hear them! Run!

- you are Not γοργοπόδαροι! - it Is very heavy.

- Alex, quickly! - The camera is heavy.

- I'll put it down. - Come On!

I'm sorry, how will we cross the river?

What the fuck again? - we Have to jump!

- I don't know if it's deep. - one way To find out.

You are not okay! I could fall out!

- it Is deep! - Perfect!

Jump.

- it's too dangerous. - Don't freak out!

The girls are afraid of. Not going to jump.

- Jumped, as you can see. - We have an 86-year-old, I remind you!

If you jump, I'll break anyone's hip.

Pussy!

The hell!

I had to clench my legs! I broke the original...

- come on, Come on! - It Hurts!

Let's go!

How are you, Γιολάντ it?

- Hop On. - Move Out.

- Completely crazy! - Wait, I'll help you.

Are you okay?

In the face!

Alex, give me your hand.

Damn it! There it is!

Not going to jump. They're afraid of the water!

Damn it, jump! Fuck the assholes! Fast!

Alex, quickly! Your hand!

Fast!

I threw the parachute. Will you help me down?

I don't have time. Tell that to the Indians. Are friendly.

Let's go! The plane!

Went wrong bad the Indians, because we burned down a cabin!

- I can't let her go! - Don't leave me!

- Come On, Γιολάντ! - Hop on my back!

He climbed up, grandma!

- I Need to get something. - Not enough time.

Here we go!

Where is the Γιολάντ it?

But what does it do? Wrong?

Faster, Γιολάντ!

Give me your hand!

Mom...

Give me your hand!

But what does it do? Stupid is the old lady?

Stop It, Ernest!

Γιολάντ, are you okay?

You left me here, you bastards!

Sam, my camera!

What are you doing? I Will eat it in the wild!

Ernest, quickly!

- Why'd you bring it on the plane? - I will come alone, you idiot!

See! The tour guide!

Will not go without a guide!

He never did anything to them.

We took off!

Awesome!

well done, Ernest!

Damn, that's awesome!

Why do you have a face like this?

Ernest has been flying a plane only in the Ρlaystatίοn.

- a Bad thing. Yes, bad, as you say.

Wait... Ok!

- What's that noise? What is this?

Are you serious?

- We have a bit of a problem. - What's the problem, Ernest is?

I threw out all the fuel! What an idiot!

What? - Land!

Impossible! Only the sea and trees! Let me concentrate.

The engine stopped! We're gonna die!

Shut Up, Erica!

It's your fault! I hate you!

We wanted to cheer you up!

That's enough! Sit down!

Here you go.

What is this? what do You think?

- don't run with a parachute! - Forget it, girls. ’purpose.

Me, I know! I don't go down with a parachute!

We don't even know how they work.

Very simple. Count to 30 and pull the orange handle.

- as simple As that? - Last chance! Fast!

Crazy!

- Is that normal? - No, it's not.

- The grandmother broke down the chute. - Jump, children. I'll stay here.

- Ok. - Quickly!

It's not okay. Give me that!

- What will you do? - that's a Good question.

don't be a hero.

- Great, I blocked the remote! - Who can fly?

- I Have to stand it, Frank. I hope so.

Tighten the belts!

Put glasses!

- Put the strap on. - Right?

You first!

- Where? - Get it first!

- With a parachute? - Yeah!

Go for it!

- And Ernest's? - throw Him. Opens at 500 meters.

Now you, Γιολάντ!

I'm afraid of! I'm afraid of!

On the count of three...

I'm alive! I'm alive!

Oh, my god, I'm alive!

Where is the brake?

This must be it.

It's not the brake!

No, damn it! I don't want to jump in the sea!

Damn it, no!

On the beach! I'm very lucky!

Nice!

Damn, I swallowed a fly!

go to land! sands!

There's turbulence! Not in the sea!

Not in the sea, damn it!

All right?... Alex, are you okay?

- The breaks! - awesome!

Okay? Did you break anything? Were you scared?

A beauty! It was perfect!

- Are You Sure? Yes, look at this asshole!

- Damn It! - Ernest, why you landed there?

Do you think I did it on purpose?

- All right, Ernest it? - No, I'm not okay.

I have to say a word or two in the guide. Too bad this trip!

- we'll find a way to get you down. I hope so.

Don't worry, I've got an idea.

My uncle is a fireman. He had saved a cat like that.

Go away, you little sloth.

Spread the cloth. It is not difficult.

Spread the cloth and jump.

What we've been through on this trip!

You can say that again.

You're sure, huh?

- And you don't know everything. What don't I know?

- I did. What did you do?

- With Frank! No! Did you do it?

- When? Last.

- Came to my cabin. - was it fun?

I Was so wasted, I don't remember.

wait, Wait, honey! - Damn It, Sonia!

- your boyfriend is coming the day after tomorrow. - That's Right! Take advantage!

He's gone... that makes Sense.

What an asshole!

- are You all right, Ernest it? - I told You that you will not succeed!

you're Right, it didn't work.

Comandante! The turtles!

I paid for the tickets?

Yeah, don't you remember?

- I Think it loses a little bit. - thank You.

Γιολάντ, why are you back on the bike?

To take this one.

What is it? You risked your life for pictures?

They're all I have left of my life in France.

When I broke my hip, my son decided he can't live alone.

Who is this guy? The Μariο Brοs in the most old!

Give it back! The Here my is.

A widower, he, too, like me. I miss him very much, too.

Why do you stay here, if you are not happy?

Jean-Pierre feels safe if I'm close. For my own good.

Now I understand why he is dedicated to ecology.

Shit, ecology! He throws the garbage in the jungle.

Own the dump you showed the Indians.

Where do you think are the βρομόρουχά?

What a shame! The toucan at the hotel!

But what is this?

- Let's Go, Jacky. I've seen enough. Wait, Wait, Michelle!

Terrible misunderstanding. It's all good. Please don't go.

Find mom and I'll take care of those responsible.

Thank You, Michelle. You won't regret it.

Fernando, three κοκτέιλος for the amigos.

- With straws? - of Course, with straws!

I'm Hungry! - I'm Going to find food.

- Are You Coming, Alex? - Yes.

I'll be right.

- hurry. - Ok.

- Starts to like me, I think. - As always!

I'll take a coconut and suck their juices.

No! Damn it!

Sam, crazy! Awesome!

We found the hotel.

- I Have to tell the others. - Wait!

- don't tell them. Why?

If you know Erica, it will be gone and I'll never see again!

We'll get food, I score, and we tell them about the hotel.

Okay, let's go find food.

Incognito.

Don't run! Wait for me!

- we Have to dress up. Why? It's not Halloween.

It has a spa there!

Come on, come on!

Fast!

Are you stupid? We don't get yogurt!

You're right. It will spoil in the heat.

A fish! Perfect!

The great brand of Erica!

Perfect muse!

Even so, I find it hot.

You're a doll, baby. I love you.

- Quickly! Wait, to get fruit!

- Come on, quickly! Bananas. - Yes, bananas! My camera!

Damn it, girls! Bend over!

- Ask for an apology! - I'm Sorry.

- Okay, you can come out! - Jean-Pierre, I want another!

Can't be! We have the ceremony!

What's mom doing with the lord?

Our care and our lot the ceremony! We'll do it again later.

So and see us for your husband...

Wait!

What is that ass?

What is this?

The camera of the asshole?

Is the camera asshole!

Damn it! Jean-Pierre, you blew it!

Michelle, you won't believe me. Huge misunderstanding.

- I'll explain. - What would you explain?

Your friends made ecological disasters, throw trash in the jungle!

And the best! Sleeping with my wife!

What would you explain? Do you think that will give you a label?

A good ecological conscience! You're a son of a bitch! And you!

I'll take you to court!

- Mr. Lamar's for you. - To wait.

I don't think.

Who are these πλουμιστοί it?

We are full of.

Well done, guys. Fortunately we eat at last.

You'll find the camera, Alex.

- I Caught a fish. - it's huge!

Fish, not funny!

- Good catch, huh? - Incredible!

Is "stone". Like frozen.

- Has cold drafts out in the open. - In Brazil does not have salmon.

Salmon is this? I lost the poor guy.

Thank You, Sam. You're my savior.

- let's Go get some wood? - Gladly.

Come on, let's go.

You have impressed me.

We will be quiet here.

- they've found Us! We're saved! - Damn It!

Julie, they've found us!

Come on!

- How did you find us? - With the GPS, one of the turtles.

- The turtles? - Yes.

- The rescuers! - Get my bag.

Just when we were having fun.

- it's Not my fault. - I know.

A lot of people!

The pictures of us! We are a star!

Hello, Brazil!

Mom!

- Murderers! Shame on you!

Assholes!

Get in there!

- Mom! Are you okay? - great.

- I don't hurt you, huh? - No.

- Why are they picking on us? - Burned the forest, you idiots.

To save the hotel...

...I promised to host all the tribe of free...

...up to rebuild their village!

Thank you, man!

Make and a free bike!

- We're Sorry. Will make up for it. - is Not the worst of it.

It's unforgivable what you did to my daughter.

- you Will be, too extinct species! What did I do to Sonia?

Are you serious? We found the camera. You fucked Julie.

- No Way. Sonia, I love you. - let go of the lie, Frank.

I fucked her, I say. - jumped or not jumped?

No, he hasn't.

Wait... - See It. I collared them.

Yes, this is when... I'm Sorry.

Here you go! I jumped!

Damn it!

How could you, Ernest for? You were the man of my life.

Pedro, we're leaving.

Son of a bitch!

- Where is Sonia? - Go to the airport.

- catch up to her! - No, mom.

Why not? Thanks to him I had a good time.

Sonia's not a baby anymore. Leave her alone!

A bit of a jerk, but a good kid. He gave me the chute.

Truth is.

- Go on, my lad! - Go On, Frank.

Finally!

The ring!

- But... where's Frank? - Left.

- did you Use my toilet? - Yes. Don't get better.

You forgot your passport. Here you go.

Is that all?

- you don't have to tell me something else? - No.

Do you want someone to protect you. That's what you said.

Yes, but I was angry.

And I saw how watching my grandmother.

- How could you go with her? - Ernest did. Ask him.

I don't care for her.

Goldie, you've got balls now?

Look at what a proper man!

Okay!

Give me a minute.

Way to go, get to the sea.

All right, my love?

You asshole! I will find you! I swear to you!

I'm sorry... Where were we?

Here, I think.

Long live the newlyweds!

It's a catch, my love.

To live, my love.

Thank You, Γιολάντ.

And you here?

After so much emotion, I'm going to rest.

Wait, I have a surprise for you. Fernand!

Fernand! How nice to see you!

What?

- Come on... - Talk to him out loud!

Damn it, I'm very happy! I'll make it up to me!

- With the waterworks! - To live the newlyweds!

Children, to stay here forever! It is heaven on earth!

See! The toucan!

Hello, little birdie!

Wrong? What does it do? Give me my camera!

Give me my camera! You stupid bird!

Not again! Give me my camera!

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