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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,259 [alarm ringing] 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,971 [sighs] 3 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,192 [sighs] 4 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,320 - [roommate shouts] - [Elena] Wait! 5 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,489 [roommate shouts] 6 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,136 - [bell rings] - [announcer chattering] 7 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,789 [chattering] 8 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:19,598 [sighs] 9 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,188 [neck cracks] 10 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,601 [distant thud] 11 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,444 [code chimes] 12 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,029 [door closes] 13 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,257 Elena? 14 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,343 Take it easy. It's me. Coop. 15 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,305 It's not what it looks like. 16 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:46,101 What it looks like is you're breaking into the house of the guy who stole your wife. 17 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,607 [Coop] Is that Nick's gun? 18 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,442 It's mine. 19 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,110 Why do you need a gun? 20 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,778 - Why would Nick? - Well, can you not point it at me? 21 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,113 You know I'm not gonna hurt you. 22 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,866 I don't know what I know. Five minutes ago I didn't know you were a thief. 23 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,284 I was just gonna take the ring. 24 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,536 And when Nick notices his championship ring is missing, 25 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,788 - who do you think he's gonna blame? - Come on. Nick loves you. 26 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,624 Nick loves watching my ass when I clean his house. 27 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,084 That's... [sighs] 28 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,669 ...fair. 29 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,963 The Sperlings loved Ariana. 30 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,256 They fired her a few days ago. 31 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,717 One of Mr. Sperling's watches went missing and they blamed her. 32 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,053 That woman practically raised Chelsea. 33 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,682 [scoffs] 34 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,351 Was that you? 35 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,101 Sorry about your friend. 36 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,438 Well, you have bigger problems. Honestly, I never liked her. 37 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,565 In that case, you're welcome. 38 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,858 What, they don't pay you enough money at the bank? 39 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,735 - It was a hedge fund. - I don't care. 40 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,072 Your boss fucked my wife. My boss fucked me out of a job. 41 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:44,117 Okay. So you lost your job, and your... 42 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,118 your buddy, and your wife. 43 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,829 That's a... That's a pretty bad couple of years. 44 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,959 Yeah, well, I'm waiting for you to tell me just how bad it's gonna get. 45 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,544 - What were you gonna do with that ring? - I got a guy. 46 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,255 And your guy would've told you to fuck off. 47 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,256 This is not a Cartier necklace. 48 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,591 A ring like that gets really hot once it's been reported. 49 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,426 I figured Nick wouldn't notice for a while. 50 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,429 I think that you just wanted to take something that he loved. 51 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,514 Like he did to you. 52 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,892 I take it you knew about them. 53 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,477 Before me, I mean. 54 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,896 Let's just say you weren't the first person to walk in on them. 55 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,022 That's humiliating. 56 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,525 - For them? - For me. 57 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,069 Like I said, you have bigger problems. 58 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,029 So what are we doing here? 59 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,033 You would've called the cops already if you were going to. So... 60 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,413 [sighs] 61 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,625 I'm gonna keep your secret. 62 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,170 Thank you. I owe you. 63 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,337 And you're gonna keep mine. 64 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,089 I'm sorry. I don't know your secret. 65 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,717 It's the same as yours. 66 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,428 We're partners now. 67 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,264 [Coop sighs] 68 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,726 [theme song playing] 69 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,769 Mel. 70 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,189 Hey, Ron. 71 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,859 - Marley. - How are our perfect grandkids? 72 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,485 Did you hear Tori won her tournament? 73 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,946 We did. We heard all about it. Congratulations. 74 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,531 We're so proud. 75 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,618 It's remarkable, really, how resilient she is. 76 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,412 You should come to her next match. 77 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,872 Invite us and we'll come. 78 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:39,876 Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed your son had invited you. 79 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:43,713 It's fine. Tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture. 80 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:44,630 Aw. 81 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,465 I told her she could always come by our place 82 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,886 if she needed a break from all the chaos. 83 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,345 What chaos? 84 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,638 She didn't mean chaos. 85 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,974 Pretty sure she did. 86 00:07:57,019 --> 00:08:00,021 What chaos, Marley? You know something I don't know? 87 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,523 Well, I'm just not as close to it as you are. 88 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,942 No, you're not. 89 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:09,990 [inhales deeply] I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal. 90 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:16,078 She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded. 91 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,872 Oh, yes, she did. 92 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:22,044 I guess what I meant was she doesn't mean to be the way she is. 93 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,967 [Barney] These people are assholes. There's no getting around that. 94 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,801 But you work in a profession 95 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,639 that attracts and breeds assholes as a matter of course. 96 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,599 And I know it sucks having to put on your suit 97 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,018 and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job, 98 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,606 but ultimately, you and I are in sales, Coop. 99 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,941 We sell ourselves. 100 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,318 You know what they say, "Trading sucks. Sales swallows." 101 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,780 Is there any way you could postpone this lecture? 102 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,573 I just ran into Harvey Ratner. 103 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,866 I will pay you to stop talking. 104 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,952 With what? 105 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,538 The Ratners are consolidating their operations, looking to put in a new CIO. 106 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,289 [Coop] The Ratners? I'm not dead yet, am I? 107 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,707 [Barney] I know. It's not ideal. 108 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,753 But right now, more than anything, we need you back in the game. 109 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,797 I just need to take a beat. 110 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,383 You're already taking a beat. 111 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,051 You can't take a beat from taking a beat. 112 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,888 Well, what are you worried about? I paid your bill. 113 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,765 Yes, with a brown bag of cash. 114 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,102 And don't think that isn't keeping me up at night. 115 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,521 I need you back at work, Coop. 116 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,480 You need you back at work. 117 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,900 I think what I need is a little hiatus. 118 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,569 Sure. 119 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,573 Or, and I'm just spitballing here, 120 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,034 maybe that will leave you well and truly fucked. 121 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,120 Now is not the time for a hiatus. 122 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,832 Now is the time for a solid, low level panic. 123 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,711 You heard Massey. God only knows how long this lawsuit will take. 124 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,503 Nice of you to join us. 125 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,547 [Coop] Sorry, sorry. Jesus. 126 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,632 - [friend] Ten after. - Calm down. 127 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,843 You know the old timers already beat us to the first tee. 128 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:57,222 [Barney] Sorry. I got waylaid by my fucking contractor. 129 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,682 You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me, 130 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,975 we'd have been done months ago. 131 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:04,145 Our last renovation almost ended the marriage. 132 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,980 Are you married? I hadn't noticed. 133 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,648 - Fuck you. - [laughs] 134 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,150 How far over budget are you? 135 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,152 You mean there's a budget? Someone should tell my wife. 136 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,446 Grace does have an eye. 137 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,322 Tell me about it. 138 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,407 [Brad] Ooh. There it is. 139 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,994 Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper? 140 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,538 I had to. My Richard Mille got stolen. 141 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,748 How do you know she took it? 142 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:26,792 I don't, for sure. But she was the only one who had access. 143 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,254 Besides, she was getting way too comfortable. 144 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,886 It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood. 145 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,681 That watch is a serious piece of hardware. 146 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,516 Any chance it might be recovered? 147 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,852 Maybe if the cops gave a shit, which they don't. 148 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,522 The detective thinks I just misplaced it like... 149 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:51,234 [laughs] ...like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch. 150 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,236 - [friend chuckles] - So you told the cops? 151 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:56,615 Yeah. I needed a police report for the insurance. 152 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,910 - Nice. - [friend] So you're covered? 153 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,955 Sure, uh, we'll get a fat check, 154 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,916 but it's a limited edition piece. 155 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,416 Irreplaceable. 156 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,460 Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District 157 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,546 who can probably get it for you on the gray market. 158 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,297 You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday thing. 159 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,716 Gordy... 160 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,595 What? Guys, I'm invited. It's fine. 161 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,222 Seriously? 162 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,640 Yes. 163 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,725 You see? 164 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,479 - There you go, Barney. - [Gordy] There you go. 165 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,441 - [chattering] - [phone ringing] 166 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,154 Hey, do you have a copy of yesterday's NAR report? 167 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,574 Oh, yeah. Let me pull it up. 168 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,833 Just give me another minute here. 169 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:57,175 - Well, you on the other hand, my friend... - Next time... 170 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,677 - You. - ...you owe me. 171 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,970 - It's your turn. Yeah. - No. 172 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,515 [both laughing] 173 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,893 [coworker] I sent it over to you. 174 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,065 All right. We cover the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool. 175 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,569 So we'll do a whole indoor/outdoor thing with seating for 150. 176 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,197 What can we do about that? We had carpet moths. Don't ask. 177 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,281 - Okay. - Hey! Come on! 178 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,949 We gotta hit all four floors here. 179 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,870 I want a full permethrin spread. I want vinegar seals. The works. 180 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,665 Okay, we could do a flower wall. 181 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:33,336 Hide that whole section. Or we could build a board wrap of some kind. 182 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,421 [stammers] What do you think, Notorious? 183 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,090 Why not both? More is more. 184 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,550 [event planner] What do you know? More is more. 185 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,052 [Mel] What's going on here? 186 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,429 Hey! It's the almost-birthday girl. 187 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,640 You weren't supposed to be home yet. [chuckles] 188 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,600 Melanie, Jane Reuven. 189 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,851 Reuven Catering and Events. 190 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,020 - Ah, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 191 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,731 - I told you I didn't want a party! - I know, but I don't-- 192 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,359 - Sorry about that. There we go. Hey. - Hey, José. 193 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,944 Come on, Mom. You can't cancel now. 194 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,446 Nana and Pops are gonna be so disappointed. 195 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,031 You called my parents in Boca? 196 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,033 It was gonna be a surprise. I'm flying them out. 197 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,952 - My parents are not coming here. - What... Why not? 198 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,787 What? Come on, Mom. It's gonna be great. 199 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,872 - [Mel] Mom? Mom? - Nana's totally not racist anymore. 200 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,457 Remember that Uber driver she told us about? 201 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:16,754 Mom? That's why I'm calling. That-- That is not happening. 202 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,799 - Uh, is this okay? - [Mel] Oh, good. Okay. Go, go. 203 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,175 - She'll come around. - Okay. 204 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,761 Mmm. That's what my dad said. 205 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:31,519 I'm sorry about this. I think Nick and I just, um, had a miscommunication. 206 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,816 Well, I can tell you he is going all out for you. 207 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,609 I wish my husband would think more like him. 208 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,735 - Aw. [chuckles] - Oh. 209 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,613 How long have you two been married? 210 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,249 Lot of shopping bags in your closet. 211 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,877 Half of them are returns. 212 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,046 Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding. 213 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,506 What was wrong with her old saddle? 214 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,841 This one's for dressage. 215 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,261 Apparently our daughter has a very strong seat. 216 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,932 [groans] I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult. 217 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,768 Why? 218 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,811 What's wrong? 219 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:18,316 I think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending. 220 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,693 - Just for a little while. - Hey, are we okay? 221 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,363 Yeah, it's just a little cash crunch. 222 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,239 We're fine. 223 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,325 Good. 224 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,704 Because, um, we could always return the Spectre. 225 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,832 [laughs] 226 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:41,798 Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas. 227 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,265 Better? 228 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,771 Let me see it on again. 229 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,857 - Oh, no, no, no. - [both laughing] 230 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,697 [chuckles] Oh! 231 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,785 [game show host chattering] 232 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,496 October 31st, 1984, 233 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,873 this prime minister was assassinated by two... 234 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:16,959 Who is... 235 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,460 [Coop] Jack Black. 236 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,128 [groans] 237 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,048 Hey, wanna watch a movie? 238 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,717 No gig tonight? 239 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,344 [Ali] Mmm. Private event. 240 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:32,098 Come on. We can watch one of your kung fu dragon films. 241 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,559 You know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right? 242 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,643 That's disappointing. 243 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,395 - What is "SOS"? - [game show host] Annette? 244 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,396 What is "SOS"? 245 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,525 [sighs] Are you using your chest as a bowl? 246 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,987 Yeah. It's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system. 247 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,738 - [doorbell chimes] - Disgusting. 248 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,615 Who the fuck is that? 249 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,076 Probably Mom with a vacuum cleaner. 250 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,036 We need to talk about your life decisions. 251 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,416 - [laughs] - You're worse than the kids. Coming! 252 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,626 [Ali] Who is Alice Cooper? 253 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,179 - What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 254 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,392 I shouldn't be here. 255 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,977 And yet here you are. 256 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,437 Massey's in Jack's pocket. 257 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:22,024 - What? - Massey was in Jack's office today. 258 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,902 Yeah. I gave you a heads-up on that right before you hung up on me. 259 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,986 He's my lawyer. 260 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,655 This didn't look like that. 261 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,033 - What did it look like then? - Like Massey's in Jack's pocket. 262 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,409 There are laws against that. 263 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,121 Did you pay a retainer? Sign a contract? 264 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,790 He said he'd get back to me. Shit. Are you sure? 265 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,920 Think of everything you know about Jack and Massey. 266 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,922 I'll hire someone else. 267 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:48,300 Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't. [laughs] 268 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222 What's Jack giving you? 269 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,474 - What? - For all of this? What's Jack giving you? 270 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:57,559 Come on. 271 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,729 - A higher floor. - [chuckles] Tracks. 272 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,022 - He'd fire me if he knew I was here. - I know. 273 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,150 I appreciate it. 274 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,694 I'm gonna go. 275 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,243 Well, um, thank you for coming by. 276 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,413 You must be wishing you never met me. 277 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,082 Well... 278 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,166 it was a fun weekend. 279 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,545 [vehicle approaches] 280 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,505 It was. 281 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,873 Who was that? 282 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,125 [sighs] Fucking everybody. 283 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,627 What is going on with you? 284 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,381 [sighs, chuckles] 285 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,967 [phone buzzes] 286 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,178 [groans] God. 287 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,681 [sighs] Give me a second. 288 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 Yeah? Hey. 289 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:22,769 Already? 290 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,522 Yeah, uh... 291 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,358 Yeah. I mean, sure. 292 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,986 Okay. I'll... I'll be right there. 293 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,197 Great. 294 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,867 I gotta go. [sighs] 295 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,041 [Coop] When Elena said she wanted to be partners, 296 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,751 it turned out she meant immediately. 297 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,170 So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper 298 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,255 of the man who's sleeping with my ex-wife. 299 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,382 Which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator 300 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,761 that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control. 301 00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,722 On the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup. 302 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,391 Hey. Whose car is this? 303 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,394 It's Nick's. For errands. 304 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,190 {\an8}Nice touch. 305 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,901 - What's that? - Wi-Fi jammer. 306 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,904 Kills the cameras. 307 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,780 You've got gear. 308 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,908 The right tool for the right job. 309 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,304 Are you sure about this? 310 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,806 [Elena, on phone] Mm-hmm. 311 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:46,310 Aren't women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry? 312 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,728 Not about the Panthère. 313 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,897 It's from her ex-husband. 314 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,358 Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in the divorce. 315 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,361 - She never wears it. - And how does she know that? 316 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,904 Audrey knows everything. 317 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,365 [Coop] Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing 318 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,118 and there was almost nothing about us that they didn't know. 319 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,911 They were a social network like any other. 320 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,789 Supporting each other, covering for each other, 321 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,917 spreading information like currency across the neighborhood. 322 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,129 These women, moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives, 323 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,965 were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything... 324 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,842 [shouting] 325 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,762 ...and sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games. 326 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,431 [Coop] And, Elena, 327 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,892 she was at the center of it all. 328 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,144 We did four jobs in two weeks. 329 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,856 All surgical, all clean, all thanks to Elena. 330 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,399 Everything was where she said it would be 331 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,903 and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while. 332 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,071 If ever. 333 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,431 We had a good thing going. 334 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,811 All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy. 335 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,899 Okay. So this guy that we're meeting... 336 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,235 - [Elena] Héctor. - Héctor. 337 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,195 - What's his deal? - He works for Charter Security, which... 338 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,906 they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us. 339 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,076 Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point. 340 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,829 Okay. Think of him more as a consultant. 341 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,040 Hmm. Right here. 342 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,626 Seriously? 343 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,086 It's a family dinner. 344 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:20,006 And you thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction? 345 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,341 An introduction? He's my cousin. 346 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,136 - Saludos. - [family clamors] 347 00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:26,305 [Elena] Hey! 348 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,896 - [sighs] - Take it easy. 349 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,446 Coop, this is my little brother, Chivo. 350 00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,157 Hey, Chivo. How do you do? 351 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,163 You brought a Tinder date to my house? 352 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:54,874 [Elena] No, eh. This is my business associate. 353 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,793 Can we please talk alone? 354 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,420 Man the grill, Chivo. 355 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,506 [Chivo sighs] 356 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,883 - [child shouts] - [Elena] Ready? 357 00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:05,636 Yeah. Let's go. 358 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,639 No. No way. I'm not getting involved in this shit. 359 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,974 And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this. 360 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,937 Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know. 361 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,439 And I would never have supported this ambush. 362 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,358 You're not getting involved, involved. 363 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,069 You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes. 364 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,613 - Oh, just that? - And we'll pay you $5,000 per code. 365 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:03,944 Hmm? 366 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,831 [breathes deeply] 367 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,375 I get paid in cash. Up front. 368 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,878 Okay. [stammers] We haven't had a chance to, 369 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:23,629 uh, discuss this fee internally. 370 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,967 So maybe we could put a pin in that and maybe we can sidebar? Can you... 371 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,311 [sighs] 372 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,647 Thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house. 373 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,857 Is that where you're from? 374 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:43,942 [Elena] Yeah. 375 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,445 When did you move here? 376 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:52,450 I was, uh, 23 and my parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences. 377 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:53,619 Oh. 378 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,580 What kind of bad influences? 379 00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,583 Keeping it vague, huh? 380 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:03,461 What does it matter? I've been here 12 years and look at me now. 381 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,004 I'm robbing houses with a banker. 382 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:08,383 It's a hedge fund, but whatever. 383 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,802 You could use a housekeeper. 384 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179 I have a service. It comes twice a week. 385 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,264 Oh. 386 00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:18,352 - Well... getting ripped off. - [chuckles] 387 00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,645 So, you know, you never did tell me 388 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,606 why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's. 389 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:27,277 - I wanted in. - Well, yeah, but why? 390 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,613 I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners, 391 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,575 we might as well know at least this about each other. 392 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,786 [inhales sharply] 393 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,412 I've been cleaning houses ten years. 394 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,665 I know women who have been doing it into their 70s. 395 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,750 And for what? 396 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:44,628 What do they get? 397 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,841 At a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut 398 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:51,968 is a bigger crime than the actual crime. 399 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,511 Well, what's the end game? 400 00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,680 Bringing my parents here, for starters. 401 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,015 I know an immigration lawyer who might be able to help with that. 402 00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:01,186 You make it sound like all I have to do is sign the right forms. 403 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:06,024 Takes a lot of money to get them here. Takes even more money to keep them here... 404 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,151 and giving them a life. 405 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,152 Fair enough. 406 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:13,699 And then there's Chivo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out. 407 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,449 You wouldn't understand. 408 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,911 Well, I don't know if you're right about that. [chuckles] 409 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:20,705 I just moved my sister in with me. 410 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,415 - In here? - Yeah. 411 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,708 And you're okay with that? 412 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,501 Yeah, I mean, you know... I don't know. 413 00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:28,547 You get used to living with people. 414 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,715 There's a presence. 415 00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:33,552 Even if they're not in the same room or if you're asleep. 416 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:38,723 An empty house just feels different. More like a tomb, you know? 417 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:41,768 And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home. 418 00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,770 And that, I can tell you from personal experience, 419 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,814 leads to some very poor decisions. 420 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,775 I should get your money. 421 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,921 Your cut from the last two jobs. 422 00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,133 Not gonna count it? 423 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,472 - I trust you. - No, you don't. Not yet anyway. 424 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,432 I'm gonna count it when I get home. 425 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,351 That's what I would do. 426 00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,019 [chuckles] 427 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,649 Thanks for the beer, Coop. 428 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,779 You sure about Héctor? 429 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,697 You sure about any of this? 430 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,828 [doctor] Okay. So, the anniversary of your first episode is coming up. 431 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,540 Uh, next week. 432 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,502 I would've been married 11 years. [chuckles] 433 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:53,340 Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again? 434 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,509 No. [grunts] 435 00:27:56,593 --> 00:28:02,431 I do wonder what he would have gotten me as a steel anniversary. 436 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,100 Or turquoise. 437 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,727 The Internet is divided. 438 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,731 How did it feel in your body to think about that? 439 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,402 Heavy. [chuckles] 440 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,320 In my legs. 441 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,156 Like I'm stuck in the mud. 442 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,452 I heard "Hold Me Now" by the Thompson Twins 443 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,330 on the radio on my way to a gig. 444 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:29,418 That was supposed to be our wedding song. And, um... 445 00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,462 And I got through the whole thing this time. 446 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,133 Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse. 447 00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,969 Did you make it to the gig? 448 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,054 I did. 449 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,183 And... 450 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,727 They offered me a... a regular slot. 451 00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:49,146 That's terrific. 452 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,273 How did Andy react? He must have been proud. 453 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,818 I haven't... I haven't told him. I haven't told anyone. 454 00:28:55,402 --> 00:29:00,657 Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art 455 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:02,659 and were rewarded for it. 456 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,370 Can you let yourself celebrate that? 457 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:09,750 Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate. 458 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:11,919 Let's talk about that. 459 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,546 [Coop] Elena picked a target, 460 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:18,716 and Héctor came through with our first $5,000 alarm code. 461 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,928 [whispers] Nine, six, two, four, two, three. [breathes deeply] 462 00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,972 Fuck. Come on. Come on. 463 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,557 [alarm system chimes] 464 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:27,768 [sighs] 465 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,729 - Héctor, my man. - You could sound a little less surprised. 466 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,941 [Coop] I'm sorry. It's just a little nerve-racking. 467 00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:38,945 Elena, is there a dog here? 468 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,614 Died last month. They made Lorelei handle the burial. 469 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,074 Thank God. 470 00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,827 I mean, not thank God. That's awful. 471 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,539 God, handle the burial? 472 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,332 That's rough. No pun intended. 473 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,668 [chuckles] 474 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,379 How does that compare to what, uh, Nick makes you do? 475 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,714 Oh, Nick's easy 'cause he's barely home anymore. 476 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,176 - Yeah, thanks for that. - Shit. Sorry. 477 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:04,220 But isn't this bitter act getting a little old? 478 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,472 You're telling me you've never cheated on anybody? 479 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,307 - [Coop] Never. - Wow. Really? 480 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,101 [Coop] You could sound a little less surprised. 481 00:30:10,102 --> 00:30:11,186 [chuckles] 482 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,146 Okay. 483 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:15,690 I think I found it. 484 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:18,109 Okay, so we're looking for anything Hermès. 485 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:20,403 Mrs. Hake's sales associate couldn't or wouldn't 486 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:22,405 get her the new season Birkin colorway. 487 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,490 So she's too offended to wear any of the bags. 488 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,701 Anything on the island is fair game. 489 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:28,286 Uh... 490 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:31,455 [Coop] There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol 491 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:35,126 than the Hermès Birkin, named after singer/actress Jane Birkin. 492 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:38,087 They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen 493 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,882 trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques. 494 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:42,925 Using only the highest end leather, 495 00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:45,136 exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware, 496 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:48,265 the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection. 497 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:52,351 The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermès boutique and buy one. 498 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,312 You've got to play the Hermès game, 499 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,689 which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry 500 00:30:56,690 --> 00:31:00,067 and accessories, aka Birkin bait, just to get wait-listed 501 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:03,071 for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag. 502 00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:05,239 And you thought hedge funds were-- 503 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,033 - [beeping] - [Elena] What the fuck is that? 504 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,785 There's another alarm. Why the fuck is there another alarm? 505 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,495 - Hello? - Uh, try the house code. 506 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,373 There's no fucking keypad. Where do I find a keypad? 507 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,459 - Do you know? - Okay. It's gotta be there somewhere. 508 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,212 Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on. Hold on. 509 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,547 Holy shit. 510 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,466 Coop? 511 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,343 [grunts] It's not working. It's not working. 512 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:26,552 - Coop. - [alarm blares] 513 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,472 - Fuck! It's not-- What do I do? - Get out of there! 514 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,437 What the fuck kind of security system is this? 515 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:39,233 [grunts] Jesus Christ. 516 00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:46,447 Coop, where are you? Get out here. 517 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,449 - Yeah, I don't think I can do that. - Why not? 518 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,243 'Cause they got another dog. 519 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:51,994 [sirens wailing] 520 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,162 [Coop] Good dog. 521 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:54,872 Hey. 522 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,040 Hi. 523 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,544 - [dog growls] - You want a treat? 524 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:00,712 Huh? 525 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,008 - Shit! - [barking] 526 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,428 [tires squealing] 527 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,389 [growling] 528 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,224 [grunting] I'm coming out front. 529 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:15,268 Do not come out front. Do not go out front. 530 00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:17,020 I don't really have a choice. 531 00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:22,943 - [grunts] - [clothing rips] 532 00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:25,570 - Coop? - Leave it. 533 00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:27,614 [grunting] 534 00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,159 Get off! Take the bag. 535 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,999 [groans] Fuck. 536 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,459 - Where the hell are you? - I'm on the street. 537 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,503 - Oh. Go! Run east. - Which way is east? 538 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:44,255 [sirens wailing] 539 00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,258 How the fuck am I supposed to know? 540 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,887 I don't know where I'm going. I don't know where I'm going. 541 00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,600 Tell me where I'm going. 542 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:57,686 [panting] 543 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,113 Coop, there are cops everywhere. Just be careful, okay? 544 00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:13,869 [breathes heavily] Shit! Fuck. Okay. Okay. 545 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,206 [grunting] 546 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:19,750 [radio chatter] 547 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,169 [grunting] 548 00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:25,672 [tires squealing] 549 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,016 My fucking earpiece! 550 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,226 [security guards clamor] 551 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,561 - I've got eyes on him. - He's out back! Come on. 552 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,604 [guard] Don't move. 553 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:42,981 [Elena] Coop? Coop? 554 00:33:44,316 --> 00:33:45,942 Answer me if you can hear me. 555 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,110 [guards] Stop! Stop! Stop! 556 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:49,655 [pants] 557 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:54,700 Coop? Hello? 558 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,037 [pants] 559 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,462 [Coop] Hey. 560 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:08,924 Let's go. 561 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:14,763 [sirens wailing] 562 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,810 [Coop] Okay, okay, okay, okay. Turn off the lights. 563 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:22,813 Yeah. Okay, turn it off. Turn off the car. 564 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,274 Shit. [grunts] 565 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,652 [grunts, breathes heavily] 566 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:31,863 Holy shit. 567 00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:33,114 [Elena pants] Okay. 568 00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,327 You're okay. 569 00:34:37,953 --> 00:34:39,329 Where the fuck are we? 570 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:45,668 - [pleasant jazz playing] - [guests chatter] 571 00:34:54,553 --> 00:34:57,306 - [door opens] - [footsteps approaching] 572 00:34:58,056 --> 00:34:59,600 [Tori] Hey, I need your Airwrap. 573 00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:04,979 - Mom. What, you're not even dressed? - [sniffles] 574 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:08,525 - People are already here. - I just have to do my makeup. 575 00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:14,990 [chuckles] 576 00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:19,995 So gorgeous. [chuckles] 577 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,624 Hey, come on. I'll help you. 578 00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:26,919 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. - Just, like, look at the ceiling. 579 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:28,712 Perfect. 580 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:35,719 - [guests chatter] - [dance music playing] 581 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:38,305 [laughs] 582 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:51,984 Okay. Please, a little space, please. 583 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,361 [Maggie] Oh, there you are. 584 00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:54,654 Happy birthday. 585 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:56,239 [kisses] 586 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,327 - Happy birthday. - Tori, how are you? You look beautiful. 587 00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:03,454 - Um, bar. Now. - Oh, now. 588 00:36:03,455 --> 00:36:05,999 - Oh. But, oh... - [Maggie] You're gonna stay here. 589 00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,335 - Oh. - Hey, Mel. Happy birthday. 590 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:10,837 - Hi. - [guests chatter] 591 00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:12,713 - Wow. - Just, you know... 592 00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:15,801 What the actual fuck? 593 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:20,931 - Babe. - A Meltini. 594 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,932 Tonight's signature drink. 595 00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:26,143 Baby, I just really want a vodka martini. Very dirty. 596 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:28,230 Yeah, that's what the Meltini is. 597 00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,022 I know what you like, babe. 598 00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:34,611 Hey, girl. [chuckles] Oh, my God. 599 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,113 We're both fire signs. 600 00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:38,531 - Really? - Yeah. [chuckles] 601 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,324 We're more into enneagrams here. 602 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,078 - You mean like word games? - Uh... Yeah. 603 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:45,122 - Yeah, sure. - Yes, words. 604 00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:48,916 - Wow. I mean... - Oh, oh. Okay. 605 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,084 - Oh. - Hey, Sam. 606 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:51,503 Paul. 607 00:36:52,171 --> 00:36:53,171 Could you give us a minute? 608 00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:54,590 - I don't think so. - We were here first. 609 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:58,176 Did you get my voicemails? 610 00:36:58,177 --> 00:37:00,178 Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers. 611 00:37:00,179 --> 00:37:02,180 - God knows we pay them enough. - I pay them enough. 612 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:06,100 Well, you can afford it, unless Misty is spending you out of house and home. 613 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,644 Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova? 614 00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:10,147 It doesn't have to be like this. 615 00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,734 Oh, you should go back up there. 616 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:17,237 It looks like they're proofing your girlfriend at the bar. 617 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:22,242 Ladies. 618 00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:24,244 Bye, Paul. 619 00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:29,291 [sighs] 620 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,270 What the fuck? How did Héctor not know about the second alarm? 621 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,940 - They gotta be the same company. - He didn't know what he was looking for. 622 00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:55,483 For five grand, he better fucking know! 623 00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:57,985 Can you sit down? You're making it worse. 624 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,570 - Ow. - Where's your first aid kit? 625 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,906 - [sighs] I don't have one. - Okay. Do you have vodka? 626 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,449 [sighs] In the freezer. 627 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,450 Give me your phone. 628 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,577 - I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash. - Cocksucker. 629 00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,037 Okay. I need your face. 630 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,122 Thank you. 631 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:11,833 [Coop groans] 632 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,252 [phone buzzes] 633 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:17,547 Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes? 634 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:20,091 Oh, my God. It's complicated, okay? 635 00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,801 [stammers] How do you know Samantha Levitt? 636 00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:23,970 Why does everybody know everybody in this town? 637 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:26,013 Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone. 638 00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,099 Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's? 639 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,519 No. Paul is just a dick, okay? Can we please drop this? 640 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,814 - [mumbles] - [sighs] 641 00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:36,650 Okay. 642 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:39,652 - Ready? - Yeah. 643 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,113 [groans] 644 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:43,197 [sighs] 645 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:46,367 We gotta be more careful. People are gonna hear about this. 646 00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:48,202 - About you and Sam? - No. 647 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:51,455 About me being chased by police and a dog. 648 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:53,541 - [groans] - Hey. It'll pass. 649 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:54,959 Yeah. 650 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,712 So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite, 651 00:38:57,713 --> 00:38:59,964 but I would still probably put some antibiotics on it. 652 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:02,383 It'll be fine. What are we gonna do about Héctor? 653 00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:03,718 I'll straighten out Héctor. 654 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,803 - Okay? - [sighs] Okay. 655 00:39:05,804 --> 00:39:10,183 You know what, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late. 656 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:11,976 Late? Late to what? 657 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,896 Mel's birthday party. I gotta change. 658 00:39:14,897 --> 00:39:16,023 [Elena] Are you serious? 659 00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:19,150 You're a complicated guy, Coop. 660 00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,612 I know. Sometimes I don't understand myself. 661 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:24,989 - Another shot for this bad bitch. - Tequila shots. Doubles, please. 662 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:27,241 Hey, can we have Don Julio? None of that spring break shit. 663 00:39:27,242 --> 00:39:28,159 - Uh-uh. - Yeah. 664 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,827 - Grown-ass adults. - Line 'em up. 665 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:32,622 - Strong. - [bartender] And here we go. 666 00:39:32,623 --> 00:39:34,665 - [Samantha] Thank you. - [Maggie] Thank you. 667 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:37,543 - Happy birthday. - Oh, okay. That's my girl. 668 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,337 [laughs] 669 00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:40,422 Ali? 670 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,634 [gasps] Happy birthday, Melly. 671 00:39:44,843 --> 00:39:45,927 Thank you for coming. 672 00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,678 Of course. I wouldn't miss it. 673 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,639 - [chuckles] - Ali, we haven't seen you in forever. 674 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,933 You do not age. You look amazing. 675 00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:54,018 - Well, of course she looks amazing. - Yeah. 676 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,521 She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits. 677 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:57,522 [chuckles] 678 00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:01,526 I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight. 679 00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:03,361 Please don't leave. 680 00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:05,280 [Misty] Go fuck yourself, Paul! 681 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,866 - Fuck you! - [Samantha] Oh, shit. 682 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,660 Did somebody miss their nap time? 683 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,079 [chuckles] 684 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,083 - Okay, let's dance. - Okay. 685 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:19,753 Mel, come on. Birthday girl dance. Birthday girl dance. 686 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:43,861 [valet] Hey, sir. 687 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:06,841 [guest 1] Hi, Coop. 688 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,259 Coop, what's up? 689 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,928 - [guest 2] Hi, Coop. - Hey. 690 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,471 Sorry. 691 00:41:12,222 --> 00:41:14,807 [Coop] Hey, Kat. How are you? 692 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:16,101 Looking good. 693 00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:30,157 That was quite a picture. 694 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:33,576 Are you gonna do something about it? 695 00:41:33,577 --> 00:41:34,660 I got out of bed, didn't I? 696 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,872 You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently. 697 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,124 Okay, is this about the girl? 698 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,543 Wow. Nailed it on your first try. 699 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,545 - And they say men are obtuse. - Sam... 700 00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:46,756 I just thought you were better than that. 701 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:48,508 Well, better than Paul, at least. 702 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:50,718 Though, I have to admit, it's not a very high bar. 703 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,679 Okay. She was a former colleague. 704 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,640 She came by to drop some things off at the house. 705 00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:57,183 She never even came inside. 706 00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,020 She kissed you like someone who's fucked you. 707 00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:04,816 Well, maybe some women just kiss that way. 708 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:24,043 There you are. Tori, can I get you over here for a minute? 709 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:26,546 - Why? - Nick wants a family photo. 710 00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:28,006 I'm not his family. 711 00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:33,762 That's what I'm talking about. 712 00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:35,513 That wasn't for you. 713 00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:36,974 Well, I'm gonna pretend it was. 714 00:42:37,641 --> 00:42:38,684 Ah. 715 00:42:40,143 --> 00:42:42,061 - You're late. - Yes. I'm sorry. 716 00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:44,356 Cut me some slack, please. Will you? 717 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,568 What? 718 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:51,445 Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong or are you gonna stand there 719 00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:54,116 - with your arms crossed? - Dad, all you get is slack. 720 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,119 Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences. 721 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,204 Excuse me. 722 00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:01,956 My life is one big consequence. 723 00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:05,960 [scoffs] See, you want me to feel bad for you when this is all your fault. 724 00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:09,046 Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this. 725 00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:10,716 Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad. 726 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:14,302 It was your job to fight for Mom, for us. 727 00:43:14,303 --> 00:43:17,139 Okay? You were the only one who could, and you just walked away. 728 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,602 Well, it was a little more complicated than that. 729 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,645 Right. And you made leaving look pretty fucking simple. 730 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,898 Hey, hey, hey. 731 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,441 - Jake. - Hey. I got this, Mr. Cooper. 732 00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:30,109 - I know. Can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 733 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,652 Get the fuck out of my way. 734 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:33,322 Oh. Sure thing. 735 00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:34,948 [Coop] Hey. 736 00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:51,006 - Oh. Hey. - Hey. You came. 737 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:54,675 Yeah. Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter. 738 00:43:54,676 --> 00:43:57,261 Huh, well, I got a pass tonight. 739 00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:58,346 For my birthday. 740 00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:00,307 Well, happy birthday, Mel. 741 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:05,062 [chuckles] Wow. You went all out. 742 00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:06,563 It's all right. 743 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:10,526 - [Nick] Hello, hello. Testing. - [crowd cheering] 744 00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:12,318 - That's my cue. - [Nick] Hello. 745 00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:16,197 [chuckles] Yeah, you can hear me. Okay, good. 746 00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:18,116 - Where is Mel? - Hey. 747 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:23,580 Where are you, Mel? Ah, oh. There you go. [chuckles] 748 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:27,250 Come on, baby. I want you next to me for this. 749 00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:30,127 Pretty please. [chuckles] 750 00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:32,421 [crowd cheering] 751 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,590 Whoo. Come on. Come on. 752 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,676 Come on. Just let him do it. 753 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:38,595 You got it, you got it, you got it. Come on. 754 00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:41,806 [Nick chuckles] 755 00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:46,227 [crowd member] Yeah! Happy birthday! 756 00:44:46,228 --> 00:44:48,521 [Nick] Yes. You're walking up here. [chuckles] 757 00:44:48,522 --> 00:44:50,022 [crowd member] Happy birthday! 758 00:44:50,023 --> 00:44:51,232 - I got you a drink. - Ah. 759 00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:53,777 [Nick] Oh, my Mel. Thank you. 760 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,363 I know you didn't want this party, but... [chuckles] 761 00:44:57,364 --> 00:45:01,076 ...how could I not spoil you? I mean, look at you. 762 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,206 Ooh. Don't you hit me. It's true, right? [chuckles] 763 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,751 You teach me something new every day. 764 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,462 I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you. 765 00:45:13,463 --> 00:45:16,090 You guide me through space and time. 766 00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:18,426 You speak to my soul. 767 00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:20,345 I love you, babe. [chuckles] 768 00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:22,347 [waiter] Sir. 769 00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:25,474 Thank you. [chuckles] 770 00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:30,354 So everyone, uh, raise your Meltinis for the birthday girl. 771 00:45:30,355 --> 00:45:31,690 [cheering] 772 00:45:36,987 --> 00:45:40,323 [stammers] Why don't you say something? 773 00:45:40,324 --> 00:45:41,450 A little something. 774 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:44,620 [crowd laughing] 775 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:01,011 [crowd murmuring] 776 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,601 Can you grab a guitar for me inside? 777 00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:09,686 Got it. 778 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:11,730 [murmuring] 779 00:46:15,192 --> 00:46:20,029 Sorry. I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence. 780 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,031 Uh, that was beautiful, Nick. 781 00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:25,368 Literal tears. [chuckles] Um, yeah. 782 00:46:25,369 --> 00:46:28,704 Uh, clearly an emotional moment for all of us. 783 00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:33,210 - Give a round of applause to Nick! Yeah. - [crowd cheering] 784 00:46:34,294 --> 00:46:39,590 Nick. Strong Ass Gym. 785 00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:42,677 Um, that's a very tough act to follow. 786 00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:46,305 But I'm just gonna steal this stool here from the... 787 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,559 Sorry, from the DJ. So... 788 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,686 [crowd laughing] 789 00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:54,313 I would like to... 790 00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:59,360 I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl. 791 00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:02,029 [crowd] Aw. Yeah. 792 00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:04,282 Oh, and, uh... [chuckles] 793 00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:08,953 ...I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Alehouse if you are so inclined. 794 00:47:08,954 --> 00:47:10,789 [crowd chatters] 795 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,084 [chuckles] 796 00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:17,171 [chuckles] Here we go. 797 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,173 [exhales sharply] 798 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,842 - [playing "Hold Me Now"] - ♪ I have a picture ♪ 799 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:24,969 [crowd member] I love this song. 800 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:27,472 [Ali] ♪ Pinned to my wall ♪ 801 00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:31,100 ♪ An image of you and of me ♪ 802 00:47:31,101 --> 00:47:36,523 ♪ And we're laughing We're loving it all ♪ 803 00:47:38,984 --> 00:47:41,987 ♪ But look at our lives now ♪ 804 00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:45,949 ♪ All tattered and torn ♪ 805 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:52,288 ♪ We fuss and we fight And delight in the tears ♪ 806 00:47:52,289 --> 00:47:55,375 ♪ That we cry until dawn ♪ 807 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:57,710 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 808 00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:02,089 ♪ Hold me now, whoa ♪ 809 00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:04,760 ♪ Warm my heart ♪ 810 00:48:06,345 --> 00:48:08,597 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 811 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:15,103 ♪ Let loving start Let loving start... ♪ 812 00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:17,981 [laughing] 813 00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:25,781 ["Hold Me Now" continues] 814 00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:33,372 - What happened to your leg? - What happened to your speech? 815 00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,749 Don't fuck with me right now. 816 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,253 Hey. 817 00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:42,881 You okay? 818 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,469 [scoffs, breathes deeply] 819 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:50,389 Eighteen years of marriage... 820 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,475 you never once asked me that. 821 00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:58,856 Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had. 822 00:49:03,068 --> 00:49:04,152 Ah. 823 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:12,452 Where did you get that? 824 00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:15,539 They sell these at stores now. 825 00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:19,500 But this I happened to get in Hunter's room. 826 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:21,377 Oh, well, great. 827 00:49:21,378 --> 00:49:23,838 [sighs] Please. Don't worry about him now. 828 00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:25,548 Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it. 829 00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:26,674 Tell that to your mother. 830 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:30,011 She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent. 831 00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:34,056 [inhales deeply] I think that's just her way of saying she misses you. 832 00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:36,977 - [sighs] - Maybe she's right. 833 00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,688 Maybe we are fucking up our kids. 834 00:49:40,689 --> 00:49:43,941 Well, she would know. She set the industry standard of terrible parenting. 835 00:49:43,942 --> 00:49:45,194 Coop! 836 00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:46,528 Okay. 837 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,447 Maybe we are fucking them up. 838 00:49:49,448 --> 00:49:52,659 But please, give yourself a break. 839 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:59,458 Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so... 840 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,142 To answer your question, I'm not okay. 841 00:50:20,229 --> 00:50:21,939 Nothing feels real to me anymore. 842 00:50:25,234 --> 00:50:27,528 I'm numb all the time. 843 00:50:29,738 --> 00:50:32,365 I miss moments I can't ever get back every day. 844 00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:34,034 Moments with the kids... 845 00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:40,873 with my patients. My God. I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now. [sighs] 846 00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:42,291 You're not a terrible therapist. 847 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,628 No, no. Trust me. You're not there. 848 00:50:45,546 --> 00:50:49,174 Maybe it's not enough I fuck up our kids, I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too. 849 00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:51,385 It's good to have goals. 850 00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,013 [chuckles] 851 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,563 It feels like I've been angry for so long. 852 00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:08,861 I thought I was angry at you, but now you're gone, I'm still so angry. 853 00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,366 I'm just fucked up. 854 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:18,744 You hide it very well. 855 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,204 Ow! 856 00:51:20,205 --> 00:51:23,792 - ["Hold Me Now" continues] - [Ali vocalizing] 857 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:33,969 ♪ You ask if I love you ♪ 858 00:51:35,512 --> 00:51:39,057 - ♪ Well, what could I say? ♪ - [laughing] 859 00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:45,479 ♪ You know that I do And this is just one ♪ 860 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,484 ♪ Of those games that you play ♪ 861 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:55,032 ♪ So, I'll sing you a new song ♪ 862 00:51:55,908 --> 00:51:59,036 ♪ Please don't cry anymore ♪ 863 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:05,374 ♪ I'll even ask your forgiveness Though I don't know ♪ 864 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:09,795 ♪ Just what I'm asking it for ♪ 865 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,672 ♪ Whoa ♪ 866 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:17,136 ♪ And hold me now, whoa ♪ 867 00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:19,890 ♪ Warm my heart ♪ 868 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:26,437 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 869 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:31,734 ♪ Let loving start Let loving start ♪ 870 00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:33,027 ♪ Whoa ♪ 871 00:52:33,028 --> 00:52:37,532 ♪ Hold me now, whoa ♪ 872 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,826 ♪ Warm my heart ♪ 873 00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:46,874 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 874 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:51,880 ♪ Let loving start Let loving start... ♪ 875 00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:53,923 Oh, hi. 876 00:52:53,924 --> 00:52:56,385 Hi. [chuckles] 877 00:53:00,556 --> 00:53:02,057 ["Hold Me Now" continues] 878 00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:05,143 Damn it. 879 00:53:11,066 --> 00:53:13,652 - Probably should get that fixed. - [sighs] It's on the list. 880 00:53:18,657 --> 00:53:21,076 [Ali] ♪ Warm my heart ♪ 881 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:26,081 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 882 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:32,920 ♪ Let loving start Let loving start ♪ 883 00:53:32,921 --> 00:53:37,175 ♪ Whoa ♪ 884 00:53:37,176 --> 00:53:38,343 [song ends] 885 00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:23,430 [breathes heavily] 886 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:28,644 [winces] 887 00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:43,867 [gasps, sighs] 66669

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