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She went this way!
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I heard somethin' over here.
Don't let her get away.
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There's nowhere to run.
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You made that a lot harder
than it needed to be.
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Taz!
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Don't you move!
Aah!
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I'm gonna enjoy
putting you down, traitor.
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Yo, I'm Angelino,
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and our story takes place in a
shithole called Dark Meat City.
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I was born here.
Probably die here too.
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DMC.
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As in depression, murder,
and crazy-ass motherfuckers.
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Break it up!
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I'm 22, and I'm
a pizza delivery guy, I guess.
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I get paid, and I get
the fuck out of there.
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Don't ask questions.
Don't get involved.
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Just complicates things, y'know?
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Already ugly as fuck. I don't
need no more complications.
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When it comes to
the school of hard knocks,
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I probably ain't
never gonna graduate.
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But I ain't complaining.
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So many others
just drop out.
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What's up, Mac? Come on!
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Man, move your hobo asses!
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What did I tell you?
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Did I mention
I hate this place?
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It's like everyone's
tryin' to take you out.
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Aah! Shit!
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Stupid ass bird.
Watch where you flying.
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How was I supposed to know that one
little look would change everything?
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They say real love stories don't
end up like they do in the movies.
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But how would I know?
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I ain't never been in love.
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I ain't never kept a job
longer than three weeks.
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'Cause I'm "lucky" like that.
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But I gotta pay rent somehow,
and I can't count on Vinz.
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No one'll hire him 'cause he's
a fire hazard or some shit.
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We're fucked.
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Just keep your head down,
mouth shut.
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You even think about
disrespecting these motherfuckers,
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and you're done.
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The rule is: Don't cause
no trouble for nobody,
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and maybe they'll do the same.
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Yeah, I get it.
I'm a joke.
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But right now,
I just wanna get home.
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Hey! Put your head
in a bag, ese!
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Cover that shit up,
Holmes!
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Alive, if possible.
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Hotel Guadalupe.
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It's like purgatory
but with cable.
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Lived here four years.
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Straight from the mouth of
hell, Lucifer's favorite son...
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- Yo, Vinz?
- Wassup?
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What's with all this
shit on the floor?
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For real,
can you just clean up after yourself?
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Whoa. What the fuck
happened to your face, bro?
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Got hit by some big-ass truck,
came outta nowhere.
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Man, people need to learn
how to drive in this town.
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Oh, yeah,
and I got fired.
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- Again?
- Yup.
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Hey, you feed
the roaches yet?
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Why can't they just eat
what's on the floor?
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Nah, the floor's nasty.
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Roaches have sensitive tummies.
I read that somewhere.
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Real talk though?
I don't know how we're gonna do this.
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Rent's two months late,
we ain't got no jobs.
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Dude, I know Lucha Última's on,
but we gotta figure shit out.
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You think we should
talk to Willy?
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Can we please leave Willy
out of this? He's weird.
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Okay, come to Papa.
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Ah! There ya go.
Daddy's got a little treat for you.
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Oh, you brought some friends too.
That's cool.
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Eww! That's gross, man.
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And you're eating
the pet food?
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The roaches
freak me out, man.
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- Are you even listening to me?
- Yeah.
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I mean, they're just taking over
the whole crib, bro.
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I know this is a shit apartment,
but can we at least have some standards?
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Right to the jaw!
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Hey, Vinz.
You know what'd really suck?
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If even the roaches
get out of here before we do.
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Hey! I think you're in the wrong
neighborhood, marica.
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The terrorist attacks on the White House
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- aren't just a threat to us on Pennsylvania Avenue,
- Shit. My head.
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but to our entire nation
and the American way of life.
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Lino, you look rough, bro.
You okay?
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Couldn't sleep.
Kept having messed-up dreams.
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Think that accident really
fucked up my head, man.
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Bro, I think we should
go get that checked out.
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You could drop dead or something.
Let's go see a doctor today.
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No way. No doctors.
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They just make you
pay for bad news.
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Oh, no. It's Willy.
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Shit, man.
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Open up, jerkwads!
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It's me! Willy!
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Come on.
I know you're home. I hear the TV.
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It's not like
you can go anywhere.
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You're a couple of broke
a-holes with no car.
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- Vinz, I can see the flame on your head!
- Damn.
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Come on! Open up! Hey-oh!
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Man, I can't handle
that clown right now.
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Um...
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Shut the fuck up.
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Your goddamn noise
is pissing off my snake.
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Oh, man. Now I have to let Willy
in, or the Nazi is gonna kill him.
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I mean,
would that be the worst thing?
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Ah! Took you long enough!
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What are you doin' in here?
Smellin' each other's balls or somethin'?
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Willy, please keep it down.
My head's gonna burst.
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Seriously, what's with your neighbor?
It's a free country.
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Our founding fathers died for
my right to yell in hallways.
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I mean, back me up, Lino.
Am I right or am I right?
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Whatever. Sure, man.
Just shut the fuck up, dude.
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Huh? This guy again?
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...until they themselves know
the terror they tried...
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Terrorism,
blah, blah, blah.
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So where are these
alleged terrorists, huh?
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Playing poker with the tooth
fairy and my imaginary girlfriend?
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Ha! I mean, look at
that guy right there!
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Showing a face like that on TV,
that's terrorism!
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Ooh, what a sick burn!
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What the hell?
Did you not just see that?
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00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:15,001
Those savages
ran off with my hot dog!
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You're not gonna do
anything?
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00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:19,307
You know those things carry
a nut-ton of diseases, right?
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Why are you here?
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Uh, I don't know.
I missed you douchebags.
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I wanted to go out,
get some froyo or somethin'.
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Come on, let's get some air, 'cause, honestly,
Lino over here looks like a shit took a shit.
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Everybody knows it's staged, Willy.
Diablo always wins.
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I could put on tights, go into a
ring, and do the same exact shit.
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00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:39,427
- What?
- I'm serious.
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Except you've got the bone
structure of a little bitch.
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Oh, yeah? Grr!
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I fucking hate the bus.
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But I read people get shot more
walking, so my ass takes the bus.
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Don't get it twisted.
DMC's worse than it sounds.
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And it will eat you alive.
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Only question is when.
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00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,621
Me and Vinz talk about
escaping one day.
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00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:10,424
But we ain't foolin' nobody.
Got no car or money.
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Just the roaches
and this motherfucking bus.
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No, for real.
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Like the rest of these poor fuckers...
no dreams, no hope, no future.
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Ain't got a shadow
of a prayer.
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Lino, what you think?
Could Vinz be a wrestler?
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00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:39,019
Hello!
Is Vinz a bitch or not?
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00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,256
Huh? Oh, uh, I guess.
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00:11:41,258 --> 00:11:43,991
I just... Did you guys see the
priest walking by with the...
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Uh, never mind.
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Oh, finally!
I can breathe again!
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So where you guys
think we should eat?
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00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,171
Don't forget,
you jerks owe me a hotdog.
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00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,377
Did you know Diablo can eat
a whole bowl of hot dogs in three minutes?
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- No, he can't. What are you...
- He does!
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I watched a behind-the-scenes
thing about it!
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00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,084
And again,
I'm tellin' you, that's all theater.
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It's fuckin' fake.
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- What do you think, Lino?
- What the hell?
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You gotta take better care of
yourself, man. Let's go get some food.
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Maybe Vinz is right.
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That truck must've fucked
me up worse than I thought.
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Probably cracked my skull and now my brain's
gonna leak out all over my sneakers.
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00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:37,314
Or it's some bacteria-ass shit that makes
you go crazy and kills you two weeks later.
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Bro, are you okay?
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00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,689
For real, man. You seem pretty out of it.
You wanna go home and chill?
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I don't know.
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I'm suddenly seein' all this trippy
shit and it's freakin' me out.
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00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,660
Like, look!
That dude over there.
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You don't see anything weird?
Look at him!
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Remind me what I'm lookin' at.
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00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,606
You didn't see his shadow?
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With crazy tentacles and
shit coming out of his head?
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00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,679
Huh?
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00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:16,451
- What? I'm not crazy, dude!
- Yeah, Lino, sure you're not.
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Fuck, what's wrong with me?
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00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:21,557
I think the sun's frying your brain.
It's too hot outside. Let's go.
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Yeah, maybe. Let's find a
place to hang out and chill.
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- So, Pipo's then?
- Oh, again? But I want froyo!
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The mercury has hit
another record high today,
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with daytime temperatures soaring
well above the seasonal norm
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for the third week in a row.
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It's recommended that
elderly viewers and children...
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Wrong. It's those chem-trails in
the sky that's making it so hot!
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The government's ruining our climate so that
we buy more American-made cars and soda.
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00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,865
...fancy dinner where we what?
Yeah. Buy more soda!
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00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,101
Lino.
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00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,470
I'm telling you man,
the sugar and car lobbies run our country!
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00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476
What? Damn. Now see,
I would let her lobby at me all day.
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00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,415
She's looking at us.
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00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,520
Ooh, Lino,
she's checking you out, brother.
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00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,889
Señorita.
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00:14:25,891 --> 00:14:28,257
Yeah, uh,
let's get out of here.
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00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,761
What are you doing?
Why are we running?
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00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:34,198
Wait up!
We didn't pay for the food!
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00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,735
Gracias, pero,
this is too much.
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00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:42,107
It's cool.
Keep the change!
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00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,548
I don't know about you,
but I got that "itis."
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00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,785
Make sure you stay
downwind from me.
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00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,621
Plus, I get gas.
It's genetic.
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00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:01,357
Genetic? It's not genetic,
Willy, you're just disgusting.
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00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,693
Don't judge me, man.
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00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,362
Hey, guys,
I think someone's tailing us.
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00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:09,232
See that one over there pretending
to talk on the phone that don't work?
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00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:13,470
- Huh? Wait. Where?
- Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass!
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00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,371
- You mean, wing tips?
- Yeah.
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00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,243
The three of them been
following us for a while now.
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00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,731
Now I feel stupid.
They weren't after us, man.
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00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,500
What the hell is up
with you today?
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00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,738
You've been acting crazy
since this morning.
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00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,344
Still think I'm paranoid?
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00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,949
Uh, why don't we just
ask 'em what they want?
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00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:02,552
Nah, man. I'm not askin' those Men
in Black motherfuckers nothing.
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00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,795
What are we
supposed to do, Lino?
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00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,462
We go into ninja mode.
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00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,632
We turn the corner, and as soon
as we outta their sight, we out.
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Ninja!
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00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,975
We've been made!
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00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,745
Don't let him get away!
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00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,285
What do they want?
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00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:38,556
I'm slowin' down!
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00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,827
I...
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00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,876
Stop or I'll shoot!
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00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:01,312
Oh, shit, he's got a gun.
He's got a gun! Gun, gun.
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00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,749
Wait? What?
229
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,044
Go! Get the fuck outta here!
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I got you, bro.
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00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:36,917
This fuckin' brick!
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00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:48,495
I got you, Lino.
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00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,514
We need to get outta here
right now. Let's go!
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00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,786
Did you grab his gun, dude?
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00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,525
Why the fuck would I do that?
It's not GTA. Let's go.
236
00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,629
What do you think those
dudes wanted from us, man?
237
00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:27,633
To kill us, obviously.
The whole damn city's nuts.
238
00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,469
What could they want?
Dude, did you see their clothes?
239
00:18:30,471 --> 00:18:32,404
They're not from here,
are they?
240
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,073
For real,
they weren't dressed like dealers, bro.
241
00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,908
Looked like hitmen to me.
242
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,477
Hopefully, they're
looking for someone else.
243
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:42,649
You mean some other ugly bug-eyed
dude and a guy with his head on fire?
244
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,483
- Maybe they're CIA.
- Yeah, right!
245
00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,953
They wanted to know where we
were when Kennedy got shot.
246
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,755
Ba-bang!
Too soon?
247
00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,524
- Whoa! A shooting star! You see that?
- No? Where?
248
00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:54,894
Uh, in the sky.
Where else, dumb-ass?
249
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,163
Fuck you, Willy.
I just didn't see it. The sky's big.
250
00:18:57,165 --> 00:19:00,066
- "Wah, my head's on fire, and the sky's too big!"
- Fuckin' rude. Why...
251
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,668
Hey! I saw one that time!
Look, there's another one!
252
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,703
Make a wish.
Make a wish right now.
253
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,773
What would you wish for,
Lino?
254
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,608
M-Me?
255
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,509
I don't know.
256
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,480
I just wanna be... a somebody.
257
00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:23,992
That Diablo sure knows
how to please a crowd. Oh, what's this?
258
00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,461
10-4. In sight.
259
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,041
Three on the roof.
260
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,677
- Sun God slam! The crowd is going nuts!
- Still our suspect.
261
00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:47,947
Fuck, man. What the fuck is wrong
with this janky-ass piece of shit?
262
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,618
Picking up the whole city.
263
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,524
- Do you hear that?
- Go.
264
00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:01,429
W-W-Wait, stop that. Stop that.
Is that police chatter?
265
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,935
Operation
Blackball is a go! Move, move, move!
266
00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,006
What the hell is
Operation Blackball?
267
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,586
Huh?
268
00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:39,565
For the last fucking time,
if you don't...
269
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,970
Contact in ten seconds.
270
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,772
I don't know
what's going on outside,
271
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,043
but whatever it is,
it's kind of weird.
272
00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:51,245
- What the fu...
- Contact!
273
00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,990
Vinz, man, what the fuck
are you doing?
274
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,995
Get your ass
over here and help!
275
00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,112
Status?
276
00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:26,449
What's your
status report?
277
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,970
This is my shithole!
Get the fuck out!
278
00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:28,178
Did you just kill a cop?
279
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,295
- Oh, they're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us.
- Not yet.
280
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,985
Grenade. Grenade!
281
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,064
Lino, come on.
Come on, we have to go!
282
00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,382
Ha!
283
00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,695
Huh?
284
00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:03,907
Yo, this way, dumb-ass.
285
00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,884
How is he doing that?
286
00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,197
Psst. Hey, Lino.
Down here. Hurry.
287
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,035
Whoa, man. I'm not saying this
'cause we're in the sewer,
288
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,071
but I think you might be
a Ninja Turtle, Lino.
289
00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,977
Shit.
290
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,415
You gonna tell me
you killed them?
291
00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:49,153
Two idiot kids took out
an entire elite squad?
292
00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,154
The abomination did this.
293
00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:55,158
I knew that little bastard's
power wouldn't stay dormant.
294
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,028
And you assholes
let him get away.
295
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:03,301
The kid's a ticking time bomb that needs
to be extinguished before it explodes.
296
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:09,141
¿Un suplex, en serio?
¡Esas son mamadas!
297
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:22,888
Getting harder to work with El Diablo
in the ring. He's keeps goin' off-book.
298
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,555
Guy has, like, no boundaries.
299
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,392
Oh, come on. What?
You gonna cry about it?
300
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,328
He's El-freakin'-Diablo.
301
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,163
He may bust our balls,
but he's giving the crowd what they want.
302
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,069
Look, see?
Tell me that's not a sign.
303
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:41,172
Mmm?
Looks kinda like a cockroach.
304
00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,241
Again with your damn signs.
305
00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:44,575
Bullshit.
306
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,477
Now it's a roach
on your towel.
307
00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:49,045
Last week you saw the Virgin
Guadalupe in your rearview,
308
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,081
and then some stupid face
on fire...
309
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,185
A flaming skull on my BLT.
In Aguascalientes.
310
00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:58,855
Because the universe always writes its
most important messages on sandwiches?
311
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:03,193
I think you're just seeing what you
wanna see, reading into things too much.
312
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:07,064
I'm just saying, stop looking
for meaning when there isn't any.
313
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,201
You're gonna drive yourself
totally nuts with that shit!
314
00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,902
You just can't accept the fact
that we're Guardians,
315
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,071
and as Guardians
it's our job to stay vigilant
316
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,208
for whatever the universe
throws our way! We...
317
00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,210
He's right.
318
00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,213
It was only by deciphering
signs and omens
319
00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,982
that the ancients before us could
fulfill their true destinies.
320
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,054
Every generation of Guardians
exists to fight a specific battle.
321
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,089
Don't worry.
We'll get tagged in.
322
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,924
And then our purpose
will be revealed to us.
323
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,028
Hell, yeah!
324
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,130
Yeah, but, like,
a cockroach?
325
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,333
Can the universe
be clearer?
326
00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,303
Our job is to be patient
and lie in wait.
327
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:48,241
And when the world finally needs
us, we'll know it.
328
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:59,116
The Lucha Última fighters are
descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes,
329
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,386
the most elite warriors
of the Aztec empire,
330
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:07,426
masters of the Mística, the art of
unraveling the mysteries of destiny.
331
00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:10,995
Generations of guardians
have waged wars in the shadows,
332
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:14,632
keeping us safe from evil
since time immemorial.
333
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:18,102
But today's luchadors
have no such battles.
334
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,971
Yet they stay in shape
with intense training,
335
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,375
donning tights and fighting each other
in spectacular choreographed shows
336
00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:28,114
to pay the rent and stave off
existential boredom.
337
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,502
Stop being difficult.
338
00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,541
Mama.
339
00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:06,153
We'll find him either way.
So, where is he?
340
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,698
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
please protect my precious boy.
341
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,435
I assure you,
we'll find him.
342
00:28:33,715 --> 00:28:38,016
This is your last chance.
Where is he?
343
00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,952
I only have one request.
344
00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,958
Please don't shoot me
in the head.
345
00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,030
Hmm.
346
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:59,674
She knew what she was doing.
The bitch was playin' us.
347
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:02,674
Ah.
348
00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:05,213
The kid's long gone by now.
349
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,294
My last quarter.
350
00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:23,665
This shit better not go to
voicemail, or we fucked, man.
351
00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:39,313
Not now!
352
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,183
My ass is gonna explode.
353
00:29:44,152 --> 00:29:45,551
- What?
- Hey, Willy. Is that you?
354
00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:48,221
Oh, hey, my dude.
How's life on the run?
355
00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,790
You need to find us another spot, man.
We can't hide out here.
356
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,092
We shouldn't be talking
about this on my home line.
357
00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:55,328
The phones are probably tapped!
It's called surveillance, dumb-ass!
358
00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:58,397
I know, I know, but this place is way too
hood, man. Like, I'm cool, but Vinz is...
359
00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,233
Oh, my apologies!
360
00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:02,268
Caesar's freakin' Palace was all full up!
361
00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:04,338
But, hey, why don't I just call
my buddy at the Ritz for ya?
362
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,573
What's with the beeping?
Stop pushin' buttons, dude.
363
00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:09,509
I wonder if I can Google "hotels that
cater specifically to cop-killers."
364
00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,377
Yeah, we fucked up,
and we totally owe you one.
365
00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,280
But can you just hook us up one last time?
Like, a plan "B"?
366
00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:16,583
Or like a relative we could
stay with or somethin'?
367
00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,452
What am I,
your travel agent?
368
00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,419
That's all I got, guys!
369
00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:22,588
And you two better not come back
here, because the CIA!
370
00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:25,358
And also, I'm dealing with an
emergency situation right now.
371
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,659
Willy, we're not
playin' around, man.
372
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,462
We're in some real deep shit
right now.
373
00:30:28,464 --> 00:30:30,831
He hung up on me.
374
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,702
Oh, I see how it is.
Fine, guys. Be that way.
375
00:30:42,578 --> 00:30:44,678
I don't think
we should stay here, Lino.
376
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,880
Look how much we stand out.
I'm half-naked.
377
00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:49,382
Sorry. I know you
liked that shirt.
378
00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,384
But we couldn't risk them
seeing you in green.
379
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:54,421
- Yeah, I know.
- Hey, but look on the bright side.
380
00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:57,858
The cops ain't gonna find us, 'cause
they won't set foot in this part of town.
381
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,726
Even they're not
that crazy.
382
00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,228
That makes me feel so
much better about our situation.
383
00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:05,732
We just gotta keep our
heads down, don't disrespect nobody.
384
00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:10,537
Just keep walking
and hope you don't die.
385
00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,241
Same ground rules
as back home, right?
386
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,153
Yo. What's good, Cuz?
387
00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:30,157
This ain't no place for no
little motherfuckers like you.
388
00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:33,627
"Give thy thoughts no tongue,
nor any unproportioned thought his act."
389
00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:36,396
- That's Shakespeare.
- Yeah, that's right.
390
00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,333
Oh, see, this guy Willy
is our friend, and, uh...
391
00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:43,805
Well, it's kinda complicated, but...
I mean, we come from Dark Meat City,
392
00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,708
and me and my boy Vinz here we needed a
little break, you know like a vacation.
393
00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,310
So Willy hooked us up with a
place to chill for a bit...
394
00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,912
Fuck!
395
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,221
Yo, come on!
396
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:03,192
Come on, Vinz!
We gotta move!
397
00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:27,749
Well, it's a shithole,
but at least we got a place to lay low.
398
00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,484
That's what matters.
399
00:32:29,486 --> 00:32:32,220
Just a place to chill
'till shit blows over.
400
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,561
What? Why are the crows
even aggressive?
401
00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,369
It's weird
without my roaches.
402
00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:51,940
I read that lost cats can travel, like,
hundreds of miles to find their owner.
403
00:32:51,942 --> 00:32:54,411
I wish my roaches
could do that.
404
00:33:02,752 --> 00:33:07,656
If we're lucky, maybe we'll get
shot before we starve, so there's that.
405
00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,758
I was thinking just maybe
we can go to the cops.
406
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,429
- Tell them what happened, they'll let us go.
- Shit, you're right, bruh!
407
00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:16,699
Too bad you didn't say nothin' to
the cops that was in our apartment
408
00:33:16,701 --> 00:33:18,801
tryin' to kill us yesterday.
409
00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:21,839
Oh, snap!
There's a box with a prize?
410
00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,677
Man, we even got power?
411
00:33:29,046 --> 00:33:30,746
...are very dangerous.
412
00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,815
These two criminals are wanted
for first-degree murder,
413
00:33:32,817 --> 00:33:35,583
violence against the police,
resisting arrest,
414
00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,485
and conspiring against
the United States government.
415
00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:38,920
What? Is that us?
416
00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:41,457
If you encounter
these individuals,
417
00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:44,493
please do not approach or engage
them in any way, for your safety.
418
00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,029
Jesus, what the fuck
is goin' on, man?
419
00:33:47,031 --> 00:33:49,497
Still feelin' the whole
"turn yourself in" idea?
420
00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:52,468
Wait, wait. Shh, listen.
Turn it up!
421
00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:54,705
...at 666-33...
422
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,542
Ah, no, no, no, no, no!
423
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:04,346
Yesterday, I was just a normal
fuckin dude mindin' my business,
424
00:34:04,348 --> 00:34:06,584
and today
I'm a goddamn terrorist?
425
00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,486
Well, if you look
at the bright side,
426
00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,823
at least we don't have to worry about
someone calling the police on us here.
427
00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:46,958
- Huh?
- Hmm?
428
00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:04,674
No fucking around
this time.
429
00:35:04,676 --> 00:35:07,677
You three, with me.
The rest of you, watch the front.
430
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,814
Check out the suits!
Y'all bitches lost or somethin'?
431
00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:16,086
Hey, big boy. Put your dog on
his leash or I'll put him down.
432
00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,323
You want us
to handle him, boss?
433
00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:23,392
Who you gon' put down now?
434
00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,762
Damn! Looks like you
need a new suit, bitch!
435
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:31,801
- Ah, shit, they shot Peaches.
- Shit.
436
00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:33,102
Hey!
Everyone, over here!
437
00:35:33,104 --> 00:35:34,539
Huh?
438
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,445
The sooner we take them out,
the sooner we get the kids.
439
00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:45,548
Stop sleeping, man.
Something's goin' on out there!
440
00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:46,785
Come on!
441
00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:49,652
I want those two found now!
442
00:35:49,654 --> 00:35:53,092
Vinz, damn, they found us!
443
00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,532
Let's go, dude!
Come on. Move!
444
00:36:02,534 --> 00:36:04,534
They're making a run for it
through the back door!
445
00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,039
What are you waiting for?
Get to your cars.
446
00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:14,779
"All the world's a stage, and all the
men and women merely players." Action.
447
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,122
"Tis now the very witching time
of night,
448
00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:29,860
when churchyards yawn and hell itself
breathes out contagion to this world."
449
00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:32,062
Suck this! Suck this!
450
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,598
Get those bitches!
451
00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:37,067
You ain't gettin' away,
motherfuckers.
452
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,105
Eat this. Eat this!
453
00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,944
"Now could I drink hot blood and
do such bitter business as..."
454
00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:49,980
What the fuck?
This bootleg motherfucker.
455
00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:53,751
"To be or not to be?
That's the question."
456
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,022
I can quote
Shakespeare too, bitch.
457
00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,127
They got Shakespeare.
458
00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:07,833
Drive.
459
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,556
Y'all fuckin' suits shoulda stayed
where you was from.
460
00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:33,991
This Palm Hill.
461
00:37:33,993 --> 00:37:35,260
Hey, you heard me, homey?
462
00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,102
Ugh.
463
00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,235
Uh-uh.
464
00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,073
Oh, shit.
What the fuck was that?
465
00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:49,108
What in the actual fuck
is that?
466
00:37:49,942 --> 00:37:52,077
Yo! Yo, what is that, man?
467
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:53,714
- Get back!
- I don't know.
468
00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:57,683
Get that shit. Get that.
469
00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,085
What the fuck?
470
00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:01,687
Huh?
471
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,091
It's... It's that shadow.
472
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,096
What the fuck
is that thing, Lino?
473
00:38:22,976 --> 00:38:24,044
Huh?
474
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,813
Wait, Lino.
Stop, stop, stop.
475
00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:30,184
This one has keys.
476
00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:39,593
Lino, we're not fucking sellin' ice
cream, bro. Just go!
477
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:45,597
Lino, pop the clutch and go forward. What
are you doing? Just drive. Drive the car.
478
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:48,035
Well, I'm sorry! I ain't never
driven no ice cream truck before!
479
00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:56,308
Shit!
Come on, come on, come on!
480
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,185
There you are, fuckers!
481
00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:08,588
They found us!
We gotta fucking go.
482
00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:17,899
Fuck.
483
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,943
What the fuck is going on?
484
00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:34,180
Where are those horrible
tentacled creatures from?
485
00:39:34,182 --> 00:39:37,684
The movies have
never been this insane!
486
00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:42,590
And how does Vinz stay alive
with his head on fire?
487
00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:45,760
Wait, did I just say that?
488
00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:58,973
- Try hitting 'em.
- Just shut up and drive!
489
00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:06,413
Vinz! You gotta
try and slow 'em down.
490
00:40:06,415 --> 00:40:07,880
How?
491
00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:10,017
I dunno, do somethin'.
Anything.
492
00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,054
Get me a good angle.
493
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,829
Wipe that shit off!
494
00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:25,933
Huh?
495
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,971
Huh?
496
00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:41,150
Oh, shit!
497
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,856
I'll kill these bastards
myself.
498
00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:07,741
Shit.
499
00:41:07,743 --> 00:41:09,509
How we doin'?
We lost 'em yet?
500
00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:11,812
No, no.
They're still on us!
501
00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:27,963
Here.
Take this, see if it's loaded.
502
00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:31,033
Shoot that at
them, not in here!
503
00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:34,000
What'd you say?
504
00:41:34,002 --> 00:41:37,039
Do it out there,
not in here!
505
00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:56,091
What the...?
506
00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:08,102
Aah!
507
00:42:08,104 --> 00:42:09,537
Uh, Lino?
508
00:42:09,539 --> 00:42:12,040
Looks like the cops
have joined the party.
509
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,915
Lino, red light! Red light!
510
00:42:19,848 --> 00:42:21,351
Grab on to somethin'!
511
00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,811
I'll fuckin' kill you!
512
00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,451
Shit, shit!
513
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,156
See that?
I told you we'd lose 'em.
514
00:43:01,624 --> 00:43:05,427
Uh, about that, Lino.
They're still here.
515
00:43:05,429 --> 00:43:09,232
No fucking way!
Man, get off my dick!
516
00:43:25,281 --> 00:43:28,583
Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your
ass down and buckle the fuck up!
517
00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:29,819
Why?
518
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,527
Wh-What are you doing?
519
00:43:38,161 --> 00:43:41,265
- What I'm doin' is fuckin' handlin' it!
- No, no, no, no!
520
00:44:14,431 --> 00:44:16,601
Alive.
We're alive.
521
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,402
They couldn't have
gotten very far.
522
00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:54,136
I want you to set up
a perimeter.
523
00:44:54,138 --> 00:44:56,539
Start where they were
spotted last.
524
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:59,510
Get every man on the job
and tighten the net.
525
00:45:00,310 --> 00:45:02,112
The kid is special.
526
00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:09,385
If he actually can tell
Machos from humans,
527
00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,423
then we're in
a world of shit.
528
00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:18,060
I promised your mom
I'd find you, kid.
529
00:45:18,062 --> 00:45:20,432
And I'm a man of my word.
530
00:45:22,065 --> 00:45:24,232
In other news,
the neighborhood of Palm Hill
531
00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,636
became a veritable war-zone
this afternoon.
532
00:45:26,638 --> 00:45:31,007
What incited the violence
is as of yet unknown.
533
00:45:31,009 --> 00:45:33,543
Long-time rival gangs,
The Grapz and The Limz,
534
00:45:33,545 --> 00:45:37,281
have joined forces against the police
units called in to manage the...
535
00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:42,086
And the violence
only appears to be...
536
00:45:43,087 --> 00:45:45,056
...to nearby neighborhoods.
537
00:45:47,091 --> 00:45:49,692
Thank you, Sarah.
Have there been any reported casualties?
538
00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:52,629
Sources suggest
at least ten killed,
539
00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,698
and over 50
seriously injured.
540
00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:58,768
Residents are advised to stay
indoors until further notice.
541
00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,636
Please stay safe
out there, Sarah.
542
00:46:00,638 --> 00:46:02,338
We'll keep bringing you
the latest updates
543
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,341
as we get more information
about the devastating riots
544
00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:07,510
playing out on
the Southside of DMC.
545
00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:11,047
And in a shocking new development taking
place on the other side of town...
546
00:46:11,049 --> 00:46:15,319
Our phone lines have apparently
been flooded with eyewitness reports
547
00:46:15,321 --> 00:46:19,523
that a huge colony of insects
has been seen leaving the city
548
00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,057
and heading in the direction
of the desert.
549
00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:23,125
Holy shit,
you were right!
550
00:46:23,127 --> 00:46:24,828
We don't yet understand
the cause of this mass migration,
551
00:46:24,830 --> 00:46:26,362
but in this
journalist's opinion,
552
00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:28,699
if even the cockroaches
are fleeing DMC,
553
00:46:28,701 --> 00:46:31,069
what hope remains
for the rest of us?
554
00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,715
Man, I really hope Pipo remembers
that huge tip I left him.
555
00:46:44,717 --> 00:46:47,718
I don't know about
this one, Lino.
556
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,321
How long has it been
since we ate somethin'?
557
00:46:53,225 --> 00:46:55,094
Is Pipo even here right now?
558
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,365
I am hungry.
559
00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:09,441
It's her.
560
00:47:15,849 --> 00:47:19,118
- Lino, no, no. Don't go in.
- Trust me on this.
561
00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:30,527
So that's how
we got mixed up in all this.
562
00:47:30,529 --> 00:47:32,262
I-I know it sounds crazy,
but...
563
00:47:32,264 --> 00:47:33,530
I believe you.
564
00:47:33,532 --> 00:47:35,732
I mean, seriously,
and no offense,
565
00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:39,839
but you two don't really look like
intimidating criminal masterminds.
566
00:47:42,509 --> 00:47:45,309
Seriously, there's no way
you two can run forever.
567
00:47:45,311 --> 00:47:48,478
I bet there are tons of ways
to prove you're innocent.
568
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,585
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons
of ways they can frame us too.
569
00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,690
Here. You guys look like
you need this more than I do.
570
00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:03,597
Am I the only one that's creeped
out by the fact that Pipo's not back?
571
00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,568
Get off me!
572
00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,605
Like moths
drawn to the flame.
573
00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,346
You did well, Luna.
For once.
574
00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:26,452
See, boys? Follow your brain
instead of your dick.
575
00:48:50,644 --> 00:48:52,443
Hmm.
576
00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:55,546
I remember
the first time I saw them.
577
00:48:55,548 --> 00:48:57,682
I was scared too.
578
00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:01,586
Until I realized they're not
the freaks of nature...
579
00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,654
We are.
580
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,709
Mama.
581
00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:26,713
Papa.
582
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:56,508
Nice to finally make
your acquaintance, Angelino.
583
00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:59,878
Angelino.
Angelino. Angelino. Angelino.
584
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,280
Who are you?
585
00:50:02,282 --> 00:50:04,450
What do you want from us?
586
00:50:04,452 --> 00:50:07,621
And where's Vinz?
587
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,789
Inquisitive young man.
588
00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:13,992
The real question is:
Who are you?
589
00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:18,330
You, Angelino, are a being
unlike any other in this world.
590
00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:23,736
But I imagine you've always
known that, deep down.
591
00:50:23,738 --> 00:50:26,004
But where are my manners?
592
00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:30,309
You may call me Mr. K.
593
00:50:30,311 --> 00:50:32,979
I am of a race
known as the Machos,
594
00:50:32,981 --> 00:50:36,482
spawned from the dark matter
of the universe.
595
00:50:36,484 --> 00:50:40,453
You've felt that delicious surge of
rage and bloodlust course through you,
596
00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:43,390
that uncontrollable desire
for destruction.
597
00:50:44,391 --> 00:50:47,392
I know what you're thinking,
little one.
598
00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,628
Your father was
just as stubborn.
599
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,465
You see, he was one of us.
600
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,768
He had so much potential.
601
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:58,604
That is, until the day he fell in love
and broke our most fundamental law:
602
00:50:58,606 --> 00:51:00,839
Never breed with a human.
603
00:51:00,841 --> 00:51:06,412
Macho blood flows
through you, Angelino.
604
00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:10,016
Your father did you a disservice
entrusting you to the humans.
605
00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:13,019
You've never been one of them,
and you know it.
606
00:51:13,021 --> 00:51:15,488
You belong to the master race.
607
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,991
Yet you live
a wretched existence,
608
00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:21,427
in a wretched city,
surrounded by wretched people,
609
00:51:21,429 --> 00:51:23,997
who despise you
for being different.
610
00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:27,433
Your so-called friends are
only companions in this misery,
611
00:51:27,435 --> 00:51:30,537
failures keeping you from
reaching your true potential.
612
00:51:30,539 --> 00:51:33,840
But now it's time to
spread your wings and fly.
613
00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,543
Come be with your own kind,
Angelino.
614
00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,914
Upon returning to your cell,
you will kill your friend.
615
00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,582
Extinguish the pathetic
existence you've been living
616
00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:44,551
since the day your
wretched mother birthed you
617
00:51:44,553 --> 00:51:46,822
so your life can finally start.
618
00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:54,997
Kill him
and take your rightful place.
619
00:51:56,932 --> 00:51:58,932
Abandon your humanity
620
00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:02,602
and become who you were
always meant to be.
621
00:52:02,604 --> 00:52:04,404
Trust me, my dear boy.
622
00:52:04,406 --> 00:52:07,041
We are offering you
a true family.
623
00:52:07,043 --> 00:52:08,978
Huh? Kill Vinz?
624
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,949
He's almost ready.
You may now send in Luna.
625
00:52:14,951 --> 00:52:16,519
Kill Vinz?
626
00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,822
I have to...
627
00:52:36,038 --> 00:52:37,939
- Huh?
- Angelino.
628
00:52:40,509 --> 00:52:43,813
You must be so confused right
now, and I'm so, so sorry.
629
00:52:45,114 --> 00:52:49,849
Embrace your true nature.
I've been where you are too.
630
00:52:49,851 --> 00:52:52,120
You need to accept
who you really are.
631
00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:56,425
Please, Angelino.
This is your destiny.
632
00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:07,170
You and I could do
great things together.
633
00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:10,704
I-I must kill Vinz.
634
00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:15,210
No point fighting it.
635
00:53:15,212 --> 00:53:17,813
The battle has been won.
636
00:53:18,681 --> 00:53:21,649
DMC was just phase one.
637
00:53:21,651 --> 00:53:24,885
We've already begun infiltrating
the economic and financial strata
638
00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:26,955
of every city in the nation.
639
00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:29,690
We are in your police force,
on Wall Street,
640
00:53:29,692 --> 00:53:31,226
in your White House.
641
00:53:31,228 --> 00:53:34,695
Our presence in Congress
allowed us to push through laws
642
00:53:34,697 --> 00:53:38,098
which let us spread our agenda
unhindered throughout the globe.
643
00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,602
Cruelty, greed,
corruption, hate.
644
00:53:41,604 --> 00:53:44,105
The earth is our playground.
645
00:53:44,107 --> 00:53:48,676
We Machos sustain ourselves off
the bounty of negative energy
646
00:53:48,678 --> 00:53:52,113
that seeps like magma
from mankind's every pore.
647
00:53:52,115 --> 00:53:55,684
And, believe me,
when it comes to negative energy,
648
00:53:55,686 --> 00:53:59,156
this planet's resources
are truly inexhaustible.
649
00:54:09,266 --> 00:54:11,232
Stay here, Angelino.
650
00:54:11,234 --> 00:54:14,202
Mommy will be right back
for you.
651
00:54:14,204 --> 00:54:15,239
Lino?
652
00:54:17,808 --> 00:54:21,044
I just wanna be...
a somebody.
653
00:54:24,147 --> 00:54:26,482
Mommy's here, sweetie.
654
00:54:27,318 --> 00:54:30,187
Mommy will always
be here for you.
655
00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:40,931
Must kill Vinz.
656
00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,800
It's all right.
He's just in shock.
657
00:54:45,802 --> 00:54:50,138
Release him. Take him to the cell
where his skeleton friend is waiting.
658
00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:51,841
Let him make
his own choice.
659
00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:54,176
For the first time
in his miserable existence,
660
00:54:54,178 --> 00:54:57,114
young Angelino will be the
master of his own fate.
661
00:54:58,615 --> 00:55:02,618
And if his pathetic friend
is still alive in the morning,
662
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,554
kill them both.
663
00:55:05,622 --> 00:55:07,622
But, sir,
with all due respect,
664
00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,858
why even give him a chance?
665
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:14,264
The kid is a threat. If he's really that
powerful, why not just eliminate him now?
666
00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,707
And that,
my dear Mr. Macchabee,
667
00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:28,711
is the key difference
between our two species.
668
00:55:28,713 --> 00:55:33,715
While you humans don't think twice
about massacring your fellow man,
669
00:55:33,717 --> 00:55:37,153
Machos consider our brothers
and sisters lives to be sacred,
670
00:55:37,155 --> 00:55:38,988
for we share a common ideal.
671
00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,926
But I don't expect a human
to grasp such a concept.
672
00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,063
- You're dismissed.
- Yes, sir.
673
00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,968
Ensure that you do not question
my authority again, Mr. Macchabee.
674
00:55:52,136 --> 00:55:55,405
Father,
you always told me
675
00:55:55,407 --> 00:55:58,209
there was no way I could
survive outside the base,
676
00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,010
that I was the only hybrid,
677
00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:04,081
and humans would never
accept me.
678
00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,317
- So how was he able to live...?
- And look at his life!
679
00:56:07,319 --> 00:56:09,952
Is that the kind of miserable
existence you want?
680
00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:11,387
I don't have time
for this, Luna.
681
00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,422
There are more
important matters to attend to.
682
00:56:13,424 --> 00:56:16,861
Make yourself useful elsewhere.
I will not hear another word of it!
683
00:56:31,742 --> 00:56:36,212
Are we seriously relying on a
swarm of cockroaches for directions?
684
00:56:36,214 --> 00:56:40,252
We should turn around.
This whole thing is fucking nuts.
685
00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:00,903
Lino! Dude, I didn't know where
they took you. I was freakin' out!
686
00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,374
I thought probably they killed
you or something, but...
687
00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,844
I'm really
glad you're here.
688
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,913
Whoa. Shit, man.
You all right?
689
00:57:09,915 --> 00:57:12,315
We're leaving.
We must part from here.
690
00:57:12,317 --> 00:57:15,353
Why are you talking about, man?
Haven't you seen where we are?
691
00:57:15,355 --> 00:57:18,021
We're in, like, a bunker with
guards and cameras and shit.
692
00:57:18,023 --> 00:57:21,260
It makes Guantanamo
look like a Girl Scout retreat.
693
00:57:23,328 --> 00:57:26,329
Whoever put us here
doesn't want us to ever get out.
694
00:57:26,331 --> 00:57:28,332
They ran all kinds of tests
on me, Lino.
695
00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:30,934
Tests! Electrodes everywhere!
696
00:57:30,936 --> 00:57:35,305
I mean, my head, my body.
They put it on my junk, man. My junk!
697
00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:36,473
Shit's on you, bro.
698
00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,509
We finally lost
those assholes...
699
00:57:38,511 --> 00:57:41,245
and you had to go trust
some bitch at Pipo's you barely knew!
700
00:57:41,247 --> 00:57:43,481
I told you somethin'
wasn't right about her.
701
00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:46,351
You had to think with your dick.
I hope it was fuckin' worth it.
702
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:56,826
Well, congratulations!
Look where your little crush got us.
703
00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,262
For real, you need
to shut the fuck up, Vinz.
704
00:57:59,264 --> 00:58:02,902
Man, I don't feel good.
I-I-It's happening.
705
00:58:03,836 --> 00:58:05,169
Uh, Lino?
706
00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,505
I can't control it.
707
00:58:07,507 --> 00:58:08,941
Stay back!
708
00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,809
Lino, you're starting
to freak me out, man!
709
00:58:12,811 --> 00:58:16,482
I said,
get the fuck away from me!
710
00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:24,821
Lino, you're hurting me.
Cut it out!
711
00:58:24,823 --> 00:58:26,824
There is no Lino!
Lino is gone!
712
00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:30,228
- Lino...
- I am not what you think I am.
713
00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:32,964
That pathetic being you
called Lino was an illusion
714
00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:36,868
whose only purpose
has been to hold me back!
715
00:58:38,237 --> 00:58:41,239
Wretched creature.
Now do you see who I am?
716
00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:44,043
You're my... friend.
717
00:58:45,411 --> 00:58:47,280
Friend?
718
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,886
Looks like that
old bald dude was right.
719
00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:58,256
I really am
just a fucking monster.
720
00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:02,262
Holy shit, man!
What'd those assholes do to you in there?
721
00:59:03,062 --> 00:59:05,131
I'm so sorry, Vinz.
722
00:59:05,999 --> 00:59:08,432
I don't understand.
723
00:59:08,434 --> 00:59:11,402
There's this... There's this
thing inside of me that's just...
724
00:59:11,404 --> 00:59:13,337
Quiet down in there!
725
00:59:13,339 --> 00:59:16,909
Or I'll put my boot up your ass,
I swear to God.
726
00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,282
You fuckin' scumbags.
727
00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:27,421
That's it! No dinner
for you shits toni...
728
00:59:45,938 --> 00:59:48,808
Good. Very good.
729
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:54,046
Sir, we have a security breach
reported at checkpoint 4C.
730
00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,550
A security breach?
How's that possible?
731
01:00:11,898 --> 01:00:14,933
Okay, boys. You survey the
perimeter, I'll check the lab.
732
01:00:14,935 --> 01:00:17,670
These science nerds and old
farts won't give me any trouble.
733
01:00:17,672 --> 01:00:19,404
Yeah, try not to fall asleep,
tough guy!
734
01:00:21,675 --> 01:00:23,943
Fucking Doug.
He's not even funny.
735
01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:36,223
We make our escape
now or never!
736
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:42,630
You ignorant sheep.
737
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,967
You can stay on the ceiling
if you like.
738
01:01:20,402 --> 01:01:21,634
Vinz?
739
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,603
You're getting
real close to me, dude.
740
01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:25,239
Vinz?
741
01:01:25,607 --> 01:01:27,643
Huh? Huh?
742
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,514
Yo, I think
I'm losing it, man.
743
01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:35,650
Vinz?
744
01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:46,628
Who the fuck
are they shooting at?
745
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,383
Hey, I think we...
You okay?
746
01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:16,124
Stay with us, bro.
Lino, hold on. Hold on!
747
01:02:20,596 --> 01:02:22,363
¡Vámonos!! Todos!
748
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,233
Shit! We're lost.
749
01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:27,536
There's an exit here.
750
01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:34,307
- Stay with me, Lino.
- Please don't fall asleep.
751
01:02:34,309 --> 01:02:35,611
Hold on, Lino.
752
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,563
Daddy?
Daddy, is that you?
753
01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,566
Your mother didn't
abandon you, Son.
754
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:02,068
She hid you from them.
755
01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,307
Sacrificed her life
to save yours.
756
01:03:06,642 --> 01:03:09,678
Your mother loved you
with all her heart.
757
01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:19,486
I did everything in my power to protect
the two of you, to keep you safe.
758
01:03:19,488 --> 01:03:21,421
But they were
too strong for me.
759
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,823
Daddy.
760
01:03:22,825 --> 01:03:26,060
Become who you truly are,
my son.
761
01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:29,797
The Machos
are malevolent beings,
762
01:03:29,799 --> 01:03:33,467
nasty creatures who made a pact
with power-hungry humans.
763
01:03:33,469 --> 01:03:36,670
But they never truly trusted them.
Not enough to breed with anyway.
764
01:03:36,672 --> 01:03:39,340
So they created
their own hybrids in a lab.
765
01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:41,509
Hybrids that feel
neither fear nor pain,
766
01:03:41,511 --> 01:03:43,377
and aren't burdened
by conscience.
767
01:03:43,379 --> 01:03:45,646
The perfect fusion
of the two species.
768
01:03:45,648 --> 01:03:47,381
But this little fella's
different.
769
01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:50,318
He's the organic, flawed fruit
of a forbidden love.
770
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,522
As you can see, offspring from such
a union inherit traits at random.
771
01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:56,323
Their potential is limitless.
772
01:03:56,325 --> 01:03:58,760
Yeah, yeah, Doc.
So how do we kill these Machos?
773
01:03:58,762 --> 01:04:02,330
Like all creatures from the
pits of Hell, they abhor the cold.
774
01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:04,399
It's no coincidence
that for decades,
775
01:04:04,401 --> 01:04:06,801
politicians have been
working surreptitiously
776
01:04:06,803 --> 01:04:09,504
to bring about an era
of global warming.
777
01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:13,775
Emitting greenhouse gases, massive
deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels.
778
01:04:13,777 --> 01:04:15,543
You get the idea.
779
01:04:15,545 --> 01:04:17,545
It takes time,
this terraforming.
780
01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:19,514
By pushing us
towards extinction,
781
01:04:19,516 --> 01:04:21,883
they've tipped earth's balance
to their favor.
782
01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:24,284
And why wouldn't they?
783
01:04:24,286 --> 01:04:26,889
When their years of well-laid plans
could be irrevocably compromised
784
01:04:26,891 --> 01:04:29,392
by some pesky winter snowstorm.
785
01:04:57,187 --> 01:04:58,519
Lino!
786
01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,923
Yo, Sleeping Beauty!
787
01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:04,526
You've been knocked out
for, like, three days, man.
788
01:05:04,528 --> 01:05:06,929
I wasn't goin' to slip you
the tongue or anything.
789
01:05:06,931 --> 01:05:08,799
I don't do that.
I'm a gentleman.
790
01:05:11,301 --> 01:05:13,336
Vinz, where the hell are we?
791
01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:19,775
- Time for a smoke break.
- Whatever. Just don't do that shit too close to me.
792
01:05:19,777 --> 01:05:21,442
I don't want anything
to blow up.
793
01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:23,645
Always "smoke break" this,
"pee break" that.
794
01:05:23,647 --> 01:05:27,449
I need you gentlemen to hunker down
and focus. We have a world to save!
795
01:05:27,451 --> 01:05:29,318
There's no way we're
gonna finish this in time.
796
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,888
My word, you lot are worse
than a bunch of whiny teenagers.
797
01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,725
Stick to the plan,
and no more godforsaken breaks.
798
01:05:36,593 --> 01:05:38,427
♪ Buh-da-buh-da-buh
799
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:40,931
♪ My name is Feliz
And I have gas ♪
800
01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:47,470
Uh, you in here,
skeleton man?
801
01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:50,675
Hey, the kids went AWOL!
802
01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,944
We didn't belong there, man.
Look at us!
803
01:05:55,946 --> 01:05:59,416
We can't even save ourselves.
How we gonna save the world?
804
01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,370
When you come to my
show, you're goin' to a war.
805
01:06:55,372 --> 01:06:58,542
And I'm all for violence,
chaos...
806
01:07:00,845 --> 01:07:03,847
Anyone who wants to
disappear goes to Mexico, right?
807
01:07:03,849 --> 01:07:07,650
I don't know. It just doesn't
feel right, skipping town like this.
808
01:07:07,652 --> 01:07:10,854
I mean, what are we even gonna do down
there? We got no marketable skills.
809
01:07:10,856 --> 01:07:14,091
W-We'll figure it out, man.
Somehow.
810
01:07:14,093 --> 01:07:17,694
Whatever. I'm just glad
Willy won't be there.
811
01:07:17,696 --> 01:07:19,863
Oh, shit,
I forgot about Willy.
812
01:07:19,865 --> 01:07:22,098
Poor little dude
probably thinks we dead.
813
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:24,803
I mean, we were kinda
his only family, right?
814
01:07:26,404 --> 01:07:29,539
I still got a dollar left.
815
01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,943
The phone's right there
if you wanna hit him up.
816
01:07:39,384 --> 01:07:44,121
Ah, that must be them. You go off-script,
I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
817
01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:45,991
Hey, it's ringin'.
818
01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,125
Uh, g-greetings.
819
01:07:49,127 --> 01:07:51,128
Yo, dude. It's us.
What's good, man?
820
01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:54,131
Funny you should ask.
I'm kinda in a situation right now.
821
01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:57,700
Hey! I thought I told you not to pull
anything funny, you little piece of shit.
822
01:07:57,702 --> 01:08:00,338
Hello? Hello?
Willy? Willy?
823
01:08:02,407 --> 01:08:04,108
What's up with this
piece of shit phone?
824
01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,508
Uh, hello?
825
01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,011
Oh, good. I hear you now.
826
01:08:07,013 --> 01:08:09,612
Me and Vinz got some real shit
to fill you in on, bro.
827
01:08:09,614 --> 01:08:12,549
What a coincidence.
So do I!
828
01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,686
"Capital Info.
Back home now.
829
01:08:15,688 --> 01:08:17,888
Life or death question?"
830
01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:19,389
Did I say it right?
831
01:08:19,391 --> 01:08:21,158
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, dude?
832
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,826
Hey, is someone there?
833
01:08:22,828 --> 01:08:25,129
Just come back!
It's a super big emergency.
834
01:08:25,131 --> 01:08:26,997
I can't talk about it!
835
01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,900
What? Willy, man,
I can't understand you, dude.
836
01:08:29,902 --> 01:08:31,836
Hey, are you on somethin', bro?
837
01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,038
For real,
you're not making any sense.
838
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,774
Like, "capital info"?
What?
839
01:08:36,675 --> 01:08:38,744
I don't know what to say.
840
01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:41,178
Uh-uh.
841
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,714
I can't tell you over the phone.
Just get your asses here now!
842
01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:47,117
What? Hello? Willy?
843
01:08:47,119 --> 01:08:50,088
What's up?
What'd he say?
844
01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:52,656
He said he needs to tell us
some important shit.
845
01:08:52,658 --> 01:08:54,525
Then that motherfucker
hung up on me.
846
01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:56,694
Was actin' real weird
the whole time, man.
847
01:08:56,696 --> 01:08:58,662
So? He's always weird.
848
01:08:58,664 --> 01:09:02,800
I don't know, man. Somethin' sounded off.
I think we gotta go back.
849
01:09:02,802 --> 01:09:05,036
Back to DMC?
Are you' crazy, man?
850
01:09:05,038 --> 01:09:06,637
Yeah, you're right.
It's too risky.
851
01:09:06,639 --> 01:09:08,639
Damn straight,
it's too risky.
852
01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:11,677
Willy's a survivor.
He don't need us.
853
01:09:14,647 --> 01:09:18,616
But if he's really in danger, we can't
just leave our boy hangin' like that.
854
01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,718
Fuck Willy!
855
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,653
How long we gonna keep letting
this douchebag fuck our lives up?
856
01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:24,688
He's your boy, Lino,
not mine!
857
01:09:24,690 --> 01:09:26,557
It's not my job
to handle his shit!
858
01:09:26,559 --> 01:09:28,760
What we have to fucking do
is get outta of here,
859
01:09:28,762 --> 01:09:32,997
away from the DMC, away from the tentacle
mafia, and from motherfucking Willy.
860
01:09:32,999 --> 01:09:36,669
He's nothin' but
fucking trouble, man! Ugh!
861
01:09:38,238 --> 01:09:40,908
Don't just look at me. Let's go save him.
862
01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:47,446
Hang tight, Willy.
863
01:09:59,659 --> 01:10:03,862
As DMC police try to quell
the violent riots plaguing the city,
864
01:10:03,864 --> 01:10:07,065
President Gore Tex made an official
statement, declaring the riots...
865
01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:09,468
- Hey, hey, check these two out!
- Huh?
866
01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:13,071
Sit tight, Cat Boy.
867
01:10:13,073 --> 01:10:17,642
This better be your friends
or you'll be in a world of hurt.
868
01:10:17,644 --> 01:10:20,578
Your performance
on the phone was shit.
869
01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:22,781
Let's hope they bought it.
870
01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:28,187
If not, I might get creative and shove
some fireworks up that furry ass of yours.
871
01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,889
Cause, hey,
I'm feelin' festive!
872
01:10:30,891 --> 01:10:34,793
Little secret: even as a kid,
I loved torturing animals.
873
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:37,230
So part of me hopes
your friends don't show up.
874
01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:50,142
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here.
875
01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:53,012
It's hotter than Satan's anus
in this piece-of-shit trailer.
876
01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:56,148
Don't you have a fan in here?
Jesus Christ!
877
01:10:58,151 --> 01:11:00,151
It can't be.
878
01:11:00,153 --> 01:11:02,221
No fucking way.
They actually came back.
879
01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:05,193
Those fuckwits are unbelievable.
880
01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:09,794
Oh, this is
too perfect.
881
01:11:09,796 --> 01:11:12,163
Your boyfriends
are here to rescue you.
882
01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:14,802
Hold it.
Now say "cheese".
883
01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,806
Come on.
Outta the way, asshole!
884
01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:22,774
Don't move.
885
01:11:22,776 --> 01:11:25,145
No, no, no.
Stay right there.
886
01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:29,749
Hey, you little puto,
I'm watching you!
887
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,786
There you are.
888
01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:35,189
Son of a bitch.
889
01:11:37,057 --> 01:11:40,159
Come on.
Show me your eyes.
890
01:11:40,161 --> 01:11:42,228
Ah.
891
01:11:42,230 --> 01:11:43,664
Good night.
892
01:11:44,165 --> 01:11:45,133
No!
893
01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:47,866
Did you see that?
894
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,037
Let's get this motherfucker, man!
Get him!
895
01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:53,239
Fuck you! Fuck you!
896
01:11:53,241 --> 01:11:54,876
Where'd that come from?
897
01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,612
No.
898
01:11:58,379 --> 01:11:59,747
¡Puta madre!
899
01:12:03,851 --> 01:12:06,152
Shit! Those shots
came from Willy's!
900
01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,225
Oh, man.
901
01:12:20,835 --> 01:12:21,969
Yaa!
902
01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:26,275
Willy!
903
01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,337
What you're witnessing is
a Channel 7 "World's Ahead" exclusive.
904
01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:00,139
A shoot-out has just erupted
in this Southland neighborhood
905
01:13:00,141 --> 01:13:04,044
which had, until now, escaped
involvement in the surrounding riots.
906
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,712
Wait, hold on.
907
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:08,014
I can see a man climbing
onto the roof of a trailer.
908
01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,016
Is it another terrorist? No.
909
01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:13,018
Uh, he looks like
a lone wolf gunman!
910
01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:16,123
Oh, you want a fuckin' war?
Then you'll get one!
911
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,926
Say hello
to my little friend!
912
01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,427
Man, we gotta save Willy.
913
01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:23,029
Huh? Are you crazy?
That's suicide!
914
01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:26,766
But if I don't try,
I won't be able to live with myself.
915
01:13:26,768 --> 01:13:28,238
Know what I'm sayin'?
916
01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,073
I may be a loser,
but I'm not a fuckin' coward!
917
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,407
Lino, wait!
918
01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:36,044
Fuckin' Willy.
919
01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:43,652
Get the fuck outta here,
pendejo!
920
01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,453
Wrong way!
921
01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,725
Run, you little punk!
922
01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,064
I got him!
923
01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,676
What took you
douchebags so long?
924
01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:24,492
Ladies and gentlemen, we
are now witnessing an extraordinary sight.
925
01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,427
An unidentified
flying object...
926
01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,064
Huh?
927
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,001
Trajectory indicates that
it originated from the desert,
928
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,536
east of DMC.
929
01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,037
We still don't know
what it is or why...
930
01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,473
Ahh.
931
01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,109
Vaya con Dios.
932
01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,846
It's out of our hands now.
933
01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:56,224
The UFO just exploded!
934
01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:58,261
This must be the work
of terrorists...
935
01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:07,835
- Hey!
- Huh?
936
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,037
W-What's goin' on?
937
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,141
- Come on!
- Huh?
938
01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,517
Lino?
939
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,221
Lino!
940
01:15:40,004 --> 01:15:41,138
Huh?
941
01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:51,415
Uh, Doc.
This wasn't part of the plan.
942
01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:57,020
Wait for the temperature
to drop. You'll see.
943
01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:08,030
Lino!
Holy shit, you're all right.
944
01:16:08,032 --> 01:16:09,864
What the hell was that
in the sky?
945
01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,866
You think it was
the Luchador rocket?
946
01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:14,038
I don't know.
Why is it so cold?
947
01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:17,433
Yo, it's snowing
in the DMC!
948
01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:19,000
That's sick!
949
01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:20,305
Shit, Lino!
950
01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:23,639
I-I can't...
I can't move!
951
01:17:23,641 --> 01:17:25,443
I'm freezing up inside!
952
01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,446
I'm scared, Vinz.
953
01:17:31,249 --> 01:17:35,286
Whoa! Lino, you're
turning into a popsicle.
954
01:17:37,255 --> 01:17:41,023
Hey, you're not allowed
to die on us, okay?
955
01:17:41,025 --> 01:17:43,393
I think I see the light
at the end of the tunnel.
956
01:17:43,395 --> 01:17:45,261
It's in front of me.
957
01:17:45,263 --> 01:17:48,398
Then make a fucking U-turn!
Don't go into the light!
958
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,467
Huh?
959
01:17:50,469 --> 01:17:53,405
You got a lot of nerve showing your
face around here after what you did.
960
01:17:57,008 --> 01:18:01,044
Man, leave us the fuck alone! You've been
nothing but trouble since we met you!
961
01:18:11,156 --> 01:18:13,459
Lino, please don't
fall for this shit again.
962
01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:21,634
Oh, shit, Lino.
963
01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:25,602
My heart.
It's warming up.
964
01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,771
You did the same for me.
965
01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:30,643
Thank you for showing me
there's another way, Angelino.
966
01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:34,043
I believed no one
would accept me,
967
01:18:34,045 --> 01:18:36,679
that they'd hate me,
so I hated them first.
968
01:18:36,681 --> 01:18:40,617
But feeding on hatred
leaves such a bitter taste.
969
01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:44,657
I'm quickly learning I much prefer
the sweetness of a stolen kiss.
970
01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:47,091
Guys.
971
01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:05,309
Why are you so desperate
to be like them?
972
01:19:05,311 --> 01:19:07,311
Hey, you fucking pendejo!
973
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,693
They made me lose
my train of thought.
974
01:19:22,695 --> 01:19:24,597
Where were we?
975
01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:37,208
Mmm.
976
01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:39,279
This has never
happened to me.
977
01:19:40,145 --> 01:19:41,515
Get the fuck away from her!
978
01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:13,745
Fight, Angelino!
Do somethin'!
979
01:20:13,747 --> 01:20:15,680
Free your inner
tentacle monster, dude!
980
01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:18,718
- You have to!
- I'd rather die.
981
01:20:23,222 --> 01:20:26,059
Well, you're about to, Lino.
Get up! Transform!
982
01:20:37,437 --> 01:20:39,472
Oh, shit, he's gonna kill him!
983
01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,310
Abandon your humanity
984
01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:48,846
and become who you were
always meant to be.
985
01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:02,496
Become who you
truly are, my son.
986
01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:12,105
No beast.
Today it's gonna be you and me.
987
01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,211
What are you doing, man?
You got tentacles! Use them!
988
01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:24,818
Hell no. I'm never letting that
monster control me ever again.
989
01:21:25,786 --> 01:21:27,419
Sort that shit out
in therapy, man.
990
01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:29,757
You need to Hulk out
or you're dead!
991
01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,661
I'm-a bust a cap
in your ass, dude.
992
01:21:34,929 --> 01:21:37,164
You're not gonna know
what hit you.
993
01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:01,723
Uh, it looks like you guys got this!
See you back at Pipo's!
994
01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:11,563
Such power at your disposal,
and you did nothing with it.
995
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,478
Because
you're a goddamn coward.
996
01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:28,917
And that's why you ended up
on the wrong side of a gun.
997
01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:35,587
"Thus bad begins...
998
01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,857
...and worse remains behind."
999
01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:40,962
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4.
1000
01:22:47,368 --> 01:22:49,871
Eye for an eye,
motherfucker.
1001
01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:08,655
"He who lives by the sword,
dies by the sword!"
1002
01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:16,498
Luna?
1003
01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:32,647
Luna?
1004
01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:53,301
My heart.
It's getting cold again.
1005
01:24:10,052 --> 01:24:13,322
So, Doc,
you think we got rid of 'em?
1006
01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:16,291
I mean, for good?
1007
01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:22,362
No one will ever know
it was us who saved 'em.
1008
01:24:22,364 --> 01:24:24,399
And we must keep it that way.
1009
01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,805
It's been over two
months since it all went down.
1010
01:24:30,807 --> 01:24:33,107
The snow is finally
starting to melt.
1011
01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:36,110
The city is slowly getting
its old groove back.
1012
01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:41,615
The news stopped talking about the
UFO, the snow, all of it.
1013
01:24:41,617 --> 01:24:43,551
They said
it was eco-terrorism,
1014
01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:46,754
that a satellite crashed
in the stratosphere.
1015
01:24:46,756 --> 01:24:48,757
And now, nothing.
1016
01:24:49,559 --> 01:24:52,093
None of it happened.
1017
01:24:52,095 --> 01:24:54,762
Life picked up
exactly where it left off.
1018
01:24:54,764 --> 01:24:56,630
Well, almost.
1019
01:24:56,632 --> 01:24:59,066
When your old president
freezes to death,
1020
01:24:59,068 --> 01:25:01,402
you elect a new one.
1021
01:25:01,404 --> 01:25:03,704
I don't know if they're actually
gonna be able to change anything
1022
01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:06,440
in this fucked-up country,
but I think there's reason to hope.
1023
01:25:06,442 --> 01:25:10,444
Still haven't heard from Willy,
except on the music channels.
1024
01:25:10,446 --> 01:25:12,881
He's goin' through
a mystical phase.
1025
01:25:12,883 --> 01:25:15,549
Just dropped his first single.
It's all right.
1026
01:25:15,551 --> 01:25:17,152
♪ Yeah, yeah
It's ya boy Willy ♪
1027
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,986
♪ Trippin'
In his ill shades ♪
1028
01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,621
♪ Livin' here
In outer space ♪
1029
01:25:20,623 --> 01:25:22,423
♪ Got no oxygen mask
1030
01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:23,791
♪ But don't matter
Don't need to ask ♪
1031
01:25:23,793 --> 01:25:25,694
♪ 'Cuz I'm your oxygen
1032
01:25:25,696 --> 01:25:27,696
♪ Yeah, I'm the one
Multiplying the oxygen ♪
1033
01:25:27,698 --> 01:25:29,563
His karma's
probably fucked,
1034
01:25:29,565 --> 01:25:32,499
but as long as he's
"multiplying the oxygen,"
1035
01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:34,902
then he's good, I guess.
1036
01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:37,772
Sooner or later he'll
come crawling back to us.
1037
01:25:37,774 --> 01:25:41,076
You'll see. Nobody can stand
Willy for more than a month.
1038
01:25:41,078 --> 01:25:44,745
Me and Vinz?
Our asses are back at Rios Rosas.
1039
01:25:44,747 --> 01:25:48,984
It's nasty as ever,
but, hey, it's home.
1040
01:25:48,986 --> 01:25:52,888
Plus, we found a new TV,
so everything's cool.
1041
01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:55,824
As they face off in a
traditional two-on-two match-up.
1042
01:25:55,826 --> 01:25:58,628
Oh, kick to the plexus!
And a Hammer Smash!
1043
01:25:59,962 --> 01:26:02,097
Oh, I almost forgot.
1044
01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:05,636
My roaches are back too.But without any Luchadores.
1045
01:26:16,247 --> 01:26:19,648
He falls on his back!
What's Tiger doing?
1046
01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:22,183
This does not look good!
1047
01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:25,121
Vinz finally
got hired someplace.
1048
01:26:25,123 --> 01:26:26,788
You ready for this?
1049
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,726
At Pipo's,
where you and me first met.
1050
01:26:31,194 --> 01:26:32,894
Yo, I'm home.
1051
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,596
- What's good, man?
- Eh, you know.
1052
01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:38,833
Just writing love letters
to a girl with no address.
1053
01:26:38,835 --> 01:26:42,206
Yeah. She wasn't at Pipo's
today either, man. Sorry.
1054
01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:47,175
Well, maybe tomorrow.
1055
01:26:47,177 --> 01:26:49,511
Maybe.
1056
01:26:49,513 --> 01:26:52,781
I still think
about you all the damn time.
1057
01:26:52,783 --> 01:26:55,953
Where you are,
what you're doing.
1058
01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:59,823
And you?
You ever think about me?
1059
01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:02,226
From time to time?
1060
01:27:12,169 --> 01:27:16,839
This has been Angelino,
coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC,
1061
01:27:16,841 --> 01:27:19,976
New California,
in the United States of America,
1062
01:27:19,978 --> 01:27:23,513
on the planet Earth,
which is located in...
1063
01:27:24,081 --> 01:27:25,815
You know what?
1064
01:27:25,817 --> 01:27:29,018
I got no fuckin' idea
what's out there after that.
1065
01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:31,655
Thanks, Luna.
1066
01:27:33,024 --> 01:27:34,258
For everything.
1067
01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:19,168
Oh, okay.
1068
01:28:21,307 --> 01:28:23,039
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1068
01:28:24,305 --> 01:28:30,504
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