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-[marker scribbles]
-["California Love" playing]
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♪ Knows how to party ♪
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[woman] What's that quote,"All happy families are the same,
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but all fucked-up familiesare fucked up in different ways"?
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I don't know exactly.I dropped out of college.
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I work in a family business,which normally, why would you care?
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But our businessis the greatest basketball franchise
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in the history of the game.
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The Los Angeles Waves.
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And this is the storyof the fucked-up family that runs it.
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-["California Love" continues]
-♪ California love ♪
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[woman] This is my older brother,Cameron "Cam" Gordon.
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He's the President of the Waves.
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Cam's the "I got this" guy.
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I got this.
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Ah, I got this. I got this.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[woman] But he's notjust some rich asshole.
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He knows every single thingabout this franchise.
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Going to Memphis next week
for a second-rounder.
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[woman] And this is weirdcoming from his sister,
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but he's, like, hot?
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Everyone loves the great Cam Gordon.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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{\an8}[woman] This ismy next older brother, Ness.
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{\an8}He's the General Manager.
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{\an8}[slurps] Oh!
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{\an8}[woman] He's not quite as polished as Cam.
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Dammit! Monica, get my Tide stick.
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[woman] But he's the only Gordonwho could actually play ball.
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So Dad drafted him.
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Ness lasted half a season.
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He then moved to the Philippinesto play professionally…
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[clamoring]
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[woman] …until he was arrested in Manila
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trying to bribe a bouncer at a clubwith Ecstasy.
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Luckily, Dad had powerful friendswho got him out.
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I would like to thank Mr. Rumsfeld
for his aid in rescuing me.
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-[coughs]
-[gasps]
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[woman] He's had his ups and downs,but the players love him.
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♪ …to you, happy-- ♪
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{\an8}[woman] That's Alexander "Sandy" Gordon.He's my younger half-brother.
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He's definitely not athletic.
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Goddamn it.
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{\an8}[woman] He's the Chief Financial Officerfor the Waves.
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He's smart, he's driven,and how do I say this?
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He's also one cheap bastard.
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Ho, ho, ho.
This is a taxable fringe benefit.
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You are obligated to report it to the IRS.
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[woman] He's a killer,which you kind of have to be
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when you're managing the money forone of the biggest teams in the league.
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So, that's them.
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My three brothers with their big,important, high-paying jobs.
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But the show isn't about them.It's about me.
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And who am I?
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{\an8}I am Isla Gordon,Coordinator of Charitable Endeavors.
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{\an8}My job is to use the Waves platformto uplift the broader community.
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{\an8}Hey, Linda.
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{\an8}[Isla] What's that? You fell asleep?
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Probably 'cause it's boring as hell.
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My dad never caredthat I loved basketball.
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The problem with our offense
is we have no outside shooting.
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You need to trade for a shooting guard
who can hit a three,
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which brings me to my next point.
Our transition defense is a mess.
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[grown Isla] My father, God rest his soul,was old-school,
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which means he waskind of a sexist asshole.
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{\an8}-So, yep, I acted out.
-[camera shutters clicking]
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{\an8}There was the Playboy spread,
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{\an8}and my 20-day marriageto Brian Austin Green.
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{\an8}Nice guy.
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{\an8}[crowd applauding]
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[Isla] Truth is, I was starting to become…
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I want to go back in.
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…an embarrassment.
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-[shrieks, thuds]
-[crowd gasps]
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[Cam] You're a mess.
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[sighs]
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And you're gonna come work for us.
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[Isla] And so I did.
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Cam put me in Charities.
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Welcome to the Waves basketball camp.
Let's hoop!
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[Isla] It's not where I thought I'd be,but at least I'm around the game.
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[gasps] That kid gave me COVID.
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[Isla] Hi, Megan.
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[Isla] Sometimes I thinkwhen my dad passed,
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the glory days might have went with him.
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[somber music playing]
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[Isla] But, this is our family legacy.
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It's who we are.
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Do I wish I was part of the action?
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Of course, I do,because I love basketball.
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But some things never change.
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Hey, I was thinking,
have you guys considered
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running a box-and-one
when we play Memphis?
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-I think it'd be super effective.
-[Cam] John, Michael…
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[Isla] But I'm just Isla in Charities,so I shut up and do my job.
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Until today, when everything changed.
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Hey, you need to see this.
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[Isla] This is Ali Lee, my best friend,and Chief of Staff for the Waves.
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She's from the South Side of Chicagoand tough as hell.
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And she swears. A lot.
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We're in a real ass fuck
of a situation here.
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[man] He will walk, Cam.
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No, he can go to Boston. He can go to
New York or Chicago. I don't give a fuck.
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[Isla] One thing I didn't mentionis that my brother Cam…
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-Yeah!
-[Isla] …he has a drug problem.
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Rich, you don't understand.
I don't give a fuck about a salary cap.
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I'm not paying that much money
for a 32-year-old with a fucked-up elbow.
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-Really? [sighs]
-Yeah.
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-I knew you'd bring up the elbow…
-[Cam] Shit.
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[Rich] …which he hurt diving for a ball,for your team.
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-Oh, Jesus!
-[tires screech]
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[horn honks]
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-[tires continues screeching]
-[yelling]
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-I'm gonna--
-[loud crash]
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-["California Love" playing]
-♪ In the city of L.A. ♪
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♪ City of L.A. ♪
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[Cam] Everyone, listen up.
We have a problem.
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I am an alcoholic,
and I am addicted to cocaine and crack.
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-Oh, Jesus.
-Crack?
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Yes, crack. I love it. Okay?
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{\an8}Now, I know this looks bad,
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{\an8}but I'm telling all you guys,
we're gonna be fine.
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{\an8}The team is gonna be fine.
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{\an8}I'm just trying to figure out how
we're gonna phrase the press release
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{\an8}that our team president
hit a family of Dutch tourists
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{\an8}with his car while high on crack.
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{\an8}Ali, relax. I didn't kill anybody.
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{\an8}Plus, they're gonna go back to
the Netherlands a million dollars richer
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{\an8}with an NDA. You're welcome, by the way.
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He has an addiction, Sandy.
Okay? It's a disease.
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-That's right.
-It's like AIDS.
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No, no, it's not like AIDS, Ness.
It's like cancer.
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-It's like neither.
-Yeah.
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{\an8}Listen. Here's what's gonna happen.
I've already spoken to the board about it.
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{\an8}I'm done.
I am no longer the President of the team.
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{\an8}I'll issue a statement that I'm taking
a medical leave, and I am stepping down.
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{\an8}I need to fix this.
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{\an8}I at least need to learn
how to hide it better.
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It's a joke.
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[all chuckling]
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-Ow!
-Sorry, sorry.
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{\an8}Now, there's still a lot to figure out,
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{\an8}but your job is to do your jobs, okay?
You still have a team to run.
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{\an8}-Any questions?
-[Ness] Yes.
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{\an8}Yeah. Who do we think
will be interim president?
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{\an8}No, I take it back.
No questions, all right?
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{\an8}Everybody, just get the fuck out of here.
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{\an8}-Isla… stay.
-[door opens]
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{\an8}[door shuts]
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{\an8}I kind of always wanted to try crack.
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{\an8}Fuck, it is the best.
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{\an8}-What's up?
-We're in trouble.
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{\an8}We're 14 and 22.
Second to last place in the West.
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{\an8}And now this.
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{\an8}We're gonna need
someone to fill in for me.
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{\an8}Can't be going with any outsiders.
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{\an8}So which one are you gonna pick?
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{\an8}-[tender music playing]
-What?
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{\an8}Ness or Sandy? You said it has to be
someone in the family.
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-I'm picking you, dumbass.
-What?
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Ness is already too close
to all the players.
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Sandy doesn't know shit about basketball.
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I am making you
the President of the Waves.
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You know your shit.
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{\an8}You're decisive,
and you are the best person for this job.
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{\an8}[tender music continues]
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{\an8}Now I need you to say something back.
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Yes.
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{\an8}Oh my God, yes! Thank you!
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{\an8}-Thank you!
-Ow, fuck!
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{\an8}-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Ow, my fucking ribs.
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{\an8}-Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm sorry.
-All right, listen.
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{\an8}Stephen's gonna want to sit down
with you soon with the board.
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And use Ness and Sandy, all right?
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They are there to help you now.
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You know, Cam, when I was a little girl…
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I never felt seen.
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Daddy never believed in me,
and I started to doubt myself.
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I need you to stop 'cause
I don't care about any of that shit.
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-Oh fuck. [sighs]
-[phone vibrating]
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It's Liz and the kids.
I've gotta tell her I'm a fucking addict.
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Go on, get out of here. Go.
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-[Liz] Hi, honey.
-Hey.
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-Where are you?
-Daddy got rear-ended again.
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[shrieks] Congrats!
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Were you eavesdropping?
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Oh, you bet your ass I was.
I can't believe it.
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You are the President of the Waves.
This is shocking.
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Shocking? That sounds bad.
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No, this is good shocking.
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I love you,
and you are going to kill this.
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-Also, you can never fuck up.
-What?
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You know when a guy gets a big job,
he can fuck up a bunch,
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and it's them getting their sea legs?
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But women have to be perfect
right off the bat.
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-I am still in celebratory mode.
-As you should be.
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But on behalf of all women,
don't ever make a mistake.
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It looks bad for all of us.
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["That Sound" by Ohmega Watts playing]
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♪ Pick up ♪
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♪ Pick up that sound ♪
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♪ Pick up ♪
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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♪ Pick up ♪
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♪ Pick up that sound ♪
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♪ Pick up that soundAgain and again, again and again ♪
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[music fades]
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[man 1] Shocker of the century.
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Isla Gordon,Coordinator of Charitable Endeavors
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for the LA Waves,
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is now team President,
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appointed by her brother Cam,
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{\an8}who we just learnedhas a bad drug problem.
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{\an8}Take a look at this mugshot.
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{\an8}-Ooh, ouch!
-[man 2] He looks terrible.
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{\an8}I have to ask,what's next for the Waves, Sean?
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{\an8}Marcus Winfield aside,this team is a mess.
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{\an8}And if the season were to end today,they wouldn't even make the playoffs,
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{\an8}which would bean absolute disaster for this franchise.
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{\an8}-And their point guard, Travis Bugg.-[Sean] Oh boy.
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{\an8}Public relations nightmare.
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{\an8}Yeah, look at this guy.
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{\an8}[journalist] Any thoughts on Isla Gordonbeing your new boss?
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{\an8}Not really. I guess it'sa "take your sister to work day" or some…
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{\an8}You know what I mean? [laughs]
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{\an8}-[Sean] Oh my God.-That's just disrespectful.
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{\an8}-The dude is begging to be traded.-Yes.
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{\an8}That being said,he raises a good question.
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{\an8}Is Isla Gordon qualified to run a team?
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Qualified to beat your ass.
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{\an8}Little nosy bitch.
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Hey, uh, can I see my brothers
in the conference room?
235
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,232
Like, right now, please?
236
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,858
♪ Ugh, who's the plug? ♪
237
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,944
♪ Yo, I'm the plug, yeah ♪
238
00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,362
♪ Rearranging guts, yeah ♪
239
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,405
♪ I'm a stomach bug ♪
240
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,240
♪ Spitting bars on yellow bars ♪
241
00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,908
♪ Foreign models, foreign cars ♪
242
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:39,328
♪ Walk the yard, take the chargeBlock is hot, Charizard, yeah ♪
243
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,789
♪ I'm a true shooterLike I'm John Wilkes Booth ♪
244
00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:45,334
♪ Here, better grab my hoseI set fire on the roof ♪
245
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,294
Whoo!
246
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,421
Come on, bro.
Tell me that's not sick, bro.
247
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,214
Wait, who's John Wilkes Booth?
248
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,550
-I don't know, bro. I used Google rhymes.
-[man] Oh.
249
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,968
[hip-hop music playing faintly]
250
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,137
[Travis] Hey, yo, what you think
of the new boss lady?
251
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,557
Would you hit? I'd hit.
She got more ass than Cam.
252
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,683
I am not ass man.
253
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,311
I like, how you say, huge boobs.
254
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,313
Yes, that's exactly how you do it.
255
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,274
Rosetta Stone is working!
I'm proud of you, man.
256
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,986
Hey, yo, Marcus,
smash or pass, Cam's sister.
257
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,700
-Right, Mary J. Blige.
-No drama.
258
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,287
If I'm not involved, I don't get involved.
259
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,913
[hip-hop music continues faintly]
260
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,375
Yo, why are you so grumpy
all the time, bro?
261
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,252
[Isla] Thank you so much for coming.
262
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:32,465
I know Cam's choice came as a surprise,
263
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,343
but I can't do this without you guys.
264
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,387
-Sis, we got your back.
-[sighs] Thank you.
265
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,306
Yeah.
No matter what people say, we got you.
266
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:41,932
What are they saying?
267
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,476
Um…
268
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,187
Don't go on Reddit
unless you wanna kill yourself.
269
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,605
-What? Really?
-[Sandy] No, it's…
270
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,523
[stammers] It's-- It's-- It's okay.
It's okay.
271
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:53,069
It's just a bunch of stupid, ugly shit
about the fact that you're a nepo baby
272
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,446
and don't know what you're doing,
but you're old,
273
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,948
so it's like you're kind of--
you're like a nepo crone.
274
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,034
-Oh my God.
-[Ness] It doesn't matter. It's garbage.
275
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,786
-Do I look that old?
-[Ness] Nobody cares.
276
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,537
The point is, we got you.
277
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,290
And first off,
we're trading Travis Bugg, okay?
278
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,501
His numbers are down, bad energy.
279
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,919
He's gotta go. Talking to Miami.
280
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,837
I think we can get
a couple picks next season.
281
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,215
Plus, we are $2 million
over the salary cap,
282
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,967
so losing him is gonna save us
from hitting the tax.
283
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,679
Hold on. He was first team All-Rookie
a couple seasons ago.
284
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,180
Yeah, well, you know, things change.
285
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,516
I mean, yesterday we didn't know
Cam was a crackhead.
286
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,519
And Travis has become more trouble
than he's worth, so bye-bye.
287
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:31,065
Trading him for a couple of draft picks
won't help our outside shooting problem.
288
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,068
Have you seen this guy Dyson Gibbs
from the Developmental League?
289
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,736
He's got a crazy stroke.
290
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,613
I'm sorry,
a guy from the Long Beach Raccoons
291
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,156
is the answer to our problems here?
292
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491
I mean, I love those guys.
293
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,244
You know, their mascot's hilarious,
but that's not how this works.
294
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,747
We're not even gonna talk
about an alternative to a trade?
295
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:50,543
I think the reality is
we're looking at a bit of a rebuild here.
296
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,754
We're just gonna throw the season away?
297
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,215
These things happen.
It sucks, but it's where we are now.
298
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,759
We've already talked this trade through
with Cam. It's all good.
299
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,720
Paperwork's gonna be
on your desk this afternoon.
300
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,680
[Ness] Listen, you're great, okay?
301
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,807
And look at me,
don't look at the Internet.
302
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,267
Ever. All right?
303
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:07,727
[Ness chuckles]
304
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,437
[upbeat music playing]
305
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,607
[announcer] Welcome to LA Waves Basketballon SportsVision West.
306
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,819
{\an8}It's been a crazy 24 hoursin the front office,
307
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,364
{\an8}but tonight, the Waves take onthe Milwaukee Black Bears.
308
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,741
[crowd cheering]
309
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,325
-[whistle blows]
-[cheering continues]
310
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,000
[announcer] Ramir Edwards!
311
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,754
Well, your first walk into the stadium.
312
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,756
Everyone's looking at you.
Don't freak out.
313
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,759
-[Isla] I've done this a million times.
-[scoffs] Not as team President.
314
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,303
Yeah, well, lucky for me,
I know how to walk to a chair.
315
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,345
[chuckles]
316
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,805
-[Ali] Oh my…
-[Isla grunts]
317
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,433
[crowd] Ooh!
318
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,518
[Ali] Jesus Christ! Oh my God. Oh my God.
319
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,104
-Let's get you up. Are you okay?
-Are you okay, Ms. Gordon?
320
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,481
Yeah, I'm fine.
321
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,941
-Really? Your-- your eyebrow is bleeding.
-No, no, I'm good.
322
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,485
[Ali mumbles indistinctly]
323
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,905
-[crowd] Defense!
-[Ness] You good?
324
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,406
-[announcer] Time out.
-Yeah, yeah.
325
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,950
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,please give it up for your…
326
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,368
[coach] Hey, Isla!
327
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,121
You okay? That looked like
it was really, really bad.
328
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,167
It wasn't, actually.
Uh, it was funny. I'm laughing already.
329
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,085
Okay. Congrats, by the way.
330
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,546
{\an8}[Isla] Jay Brown, Waves Head Coach.
331
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,465
{\an8}Guy is ice. Totally Zen.
332
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,967
{\an8}And I don't mean some suburban white ladydoing hot yoga.
333
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,386
{\an8}I'm talking actual Zen Buddhist…
334
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,305
{\an8}except when he disagrees with a call.
335
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,599
-[whistle blows]
-A tech? Are you fucking serious? Hey.
336
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,851
[announcer] Technical foul, Travis Bugg.
337
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:34,021
Go, go. Are you serious?
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?
338
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,815
[Travis] Fuck you, man. Fuck!
339
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:40,444
[announcer] That's Buggs' seventh techthis year. He leads the League.
340
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,738
[commentator] I wish he led the Leaguein something good.
341
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,490
[Ness] I'm done with this guy.
342
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,410
[announcer] There's a steal by Atkins.
343
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:52,498
-He lays it off to Winfield… Slam dunk!
-[crowd cheering]
344
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,792
{\an8}[Isla] And then there's this guy,Marcus Winfield.
345
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,753
{\an8}Twelve-time all-star.Two rings, two gold medals.
346
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,631
{\an8}Most impressively, dated Rihanna.
347
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,799
[cheering continues]
348
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,217
Man, he is the best.
349
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,386
He and Cam had such a special connection.
350
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,930
I can have connections too.
351
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,558
Set up a meeting with me and Marcus.
352
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,105
[man] Hey, Jackie! [laughs]
353
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,314
Wow!
354
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,067
You gave a napkin to Isla Gordon.
355
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,570
You'll tell your grandkids
about that one. [chuckles]
356
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,321
Hey. She seemed really nice.
357
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,239
[chuckles]
358
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,367
Look, um, I know things
have been tough for you lately,
359
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,662
so me and the guys, we got together
and got you a little something.
360
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,957
Plus, a $50 gift certificate to Old Navy.
361
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,458
I put in 25 of the 50.
362
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,672
"Sorry your mom died.
She's with the angels now."
363
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,007
"Go, Waves."
364
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,675
Oh.
365
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:46,969
Thanks.
366
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,471
Cancer, man.
I've had some experience with it.
367
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,641
My dog Donut had it.
Full recovery. Thank God.
368
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,226
But still.
369
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,645
All right, enjoy that gift card.
370
00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,274
[hip-hop music playing]
371
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,443
Hey. Hey, guys.
372
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,320
Tough game. Tough loss.
373
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,947
Um, we'll get 'em next time.
374
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,575
[hip-hop music continues faintly]
375
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,995
So, uh, Travis,
can I have a word with you?
376
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,957
So, uh, I just want to say that I get it.
377
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,375
[deodorant sprays]
378
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,878
-I acted out once too.
-[deodorant sprays]
379
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:25,299
Um, you're not happy. There's a lot
of trade rumors floating around.
380
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,842
Right now, you're still on the Waves.
381
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,969
And… [coughs]
382
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,307
…your behavior is
a direct reflection on this organization.
383
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,561
So, I am respectfully asking you
to keep it in check.
384
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,520
Hmm…
385
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,315
Uh, respectfully,
386
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,234
I've seen your titties on the Internet.
387
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,778
So I can't really take you serious.
388
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,113
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You want to say that to me again?
389
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,991
So great to see you. I almost forgot
to tell you our close-up… Let's go.
390
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,787
-[upbeat music playing]
-[glass shatters]
391
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,789
-Oh, my--
-Furcut.
392
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,666
Okay. No, no, we've got to go. Let's go.
393
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,334
Someone clean this up immediately!
394
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,251
Damn!
395
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,253
[upbeat music continues]
396
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,632
[music fades]
397
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,342
Oh my God. Oh!
398
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,135
Oh!
399
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,388
Oh, hey. Yo, is my hair thinning?
400
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:16,225
Because every time I do this,
there's a couple of hairs in my hand.
401
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,478
I don't know. No, it looks good.
Listen, I talked to Travis's agent.
402
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,647
Isla has still not signed off
on the trade.
403
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,234
I'm sure she'll do it.
You know, she's getting her sea legs.
404
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,862
Look, I need to tell you something.
It's got to stay between us.
405
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,322
You finally went out with Martin.
406
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,700
I knew you would hit it off.
He's hot, right?
407
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,119
Nope. No, I did not go out
with your chiropractor.
408
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,413
And you're never gonna know
anything about my dating life.
409
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,708
Well, I'm not Dad. You don't have
to hide your gay lifestyle from me.
410
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,043
You know I met Andy Cohen last summer.
411
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,296
Jesus Christ, Ness.
You've told me that 11 times.
412
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,840
I love you. I want you to be happy.
413
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,050
Look, I don't think this Isla thing
is gonna work.
414
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:54,388
Putting her in charge with no experience,
obviously, Cam is still high.
415
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,265
What're you suggesting?
416
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,518
We hold an emergency vote of the board.
We have her removed.
417
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,770
She goes back to Charities.
It's like it never happened.
418
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,106
S-- So, who runs the team?
419
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,983
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
420
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,693
Us, you idiot.
421
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,403
No. No, that's fucked up.
422
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,364
We're a family and a team.
We don't do shit like that.
423
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,616
Okay, well, you know I'm right.
424
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,245
And yeah, your hair is thinning,
and everyone's talking about it.
425
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,248
[scoffs] You son of a bitch.
426
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,375
[upbeat music playing]
427
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,757
[man] Morning, Isla.
428
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,594
Oh, Stephen, what a surprise.
429
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,221
{\an8}[Isla] Stephen Ramirez,Chairman of the Board.
430
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,974
{\an8}Made millions on these blanketswith sleeves somehow?
431
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,392
{\an8}Also, very scary.
432
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,145
[Isla] I wasn't expecting you
for another 30 minutes.
433
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,271
I am always early.
434
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,857
And I am always 20 minutes late. LOL.
435
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,859
Oh, did someone laugh?
436
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,360
N-- No.
437
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,655
I understand Ness wants to trade Travis.
438
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,574
Yeah, I don't think
anyone's going to miss him.
439
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:59,119
And we can get a couple good draft picks
for him to rebuild next season.
440
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,121
Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
441
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,207
We're the LA Waves.
442
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,542
Your dad didn't do rebuilding years.
443
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,419
Isla, we support you,
444
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,798
but if the team continues
in this direction, changes will be made.
445
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:17,429
Well, congrats again.
Looking forward to the future.
446
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,265
Remember, the franchise
is in your hands now.
447
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,228
Hey, here's the Travis trade.
Sandy wants you to sign it ASAP.
448
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,064
I also got you that sit-down with Marcus.
Today at 2:00.
449
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,566
[upbeat music playing]
450
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,026
I gotta do something first.
451
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,987
[upbeat music continues]
452
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,240
Hi.
453
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,200
Have you seen Coach around?
454
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,701
Yeah. He's working out.
455
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:41,829
Oh.
456
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,580
[upbeat music continues]
457
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,375
[exhaling rhythmically]
458
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,334
Hmm.
459
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,670
Hi.
460
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,547
You know, if you're busy, I can just--
461
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,589
No, two more.
462
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,759
-Two…
-Two. Oh, there's three.
463
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,220
-[exhales]
-Four.
464
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,264
Uh, you should take private time.
465
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,516
Or like, I-- pri--
You should have privacy.
466
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,685
And then I'll change and come--
I mean, you'll change.
467
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,978
I'm good. What's up?
468
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,690
Explain this Travis trade to me.
469
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,984
Couple years ago,
he's putting up all-star numbers.
470
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,111
Now we're just gonna give up on him?
471
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,779
Does this make sense to you?
472
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,905
I, uh…
473
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,116
I support the team's decision.
474
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,284
[inhales]
475
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,078
Can you stop being so diplomatic
and tell me how you really feel?
476
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,209
Travis is an instinctual passer.
He can shoot to three.
477
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,087
But he's an oldest child
that we're treating like the youngest.
478
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,506
-Wait, you mean like his birth order?
-Yeah.
479
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,467
What he needs is someone he'll listen to,
to tell him to step up.
480
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,888
I've tried, but I'm his coach,
and he doesn't respect coaches,
481
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,015
so he just acts out more.
482
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,141
So Travis can't be fixed?
483
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,518
No, I didn't say that.
484
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:52,274
It'll be difficult, but not impossible.
He just needs someone who scares him.
485
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,234
Uh, we don't have a lot of time, Jay.
486
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,155
-You're not gonna let this go, are you?
-How can you tell?
487
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,949
-Classic middle child.
-[Isla scoffs]
488
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,203
-Wish me luck. I'm meeting with Marcus.
-Oh yeah? Good luck with that.
489
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,371
[upbeat music playing]
490
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,249
[upbeat music continues]
491
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,459
[knocks on door]
492
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,835
[music fades]
493
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,380
Oh, sorry. I have a meeting
with Marcus Winfield right now.
494
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,632
I am Marcus.
495
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,343
I mean, my name is Ray.
496
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm Marcus's
security/social media manager.
497
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,223
Anything you need regarding him,
I can help you with.
498
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,851
Oh, I don't need anything.
I just want to talk to him.
499
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,853
That won't be possible.
Marcus is doing this thing
500
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,814
where he conserves his energy
for things he thinks are important.
501
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,276
Are you serious?
I'm the President of the team.
502
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,986
He wants you to have this candle.
503
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,405
It's from his new Target line
of wellness products.
504
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,074
Have a blessed day.
505
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,118
[upbeat music continues]
506
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,246
[man] Ha! Coming through. Coming through.
507
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,163
[panting]
508
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,249
Jackie, Sean quit.
509
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,167
He wants to go to college, I guess.
510
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,128
I need you to handle the carving station
in the Chairman's Lounge.
511
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,297
-The Chairman's-- The Chairman's Lounge?
-Yeah.
512
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,215
Are you serious?
513
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,550
Yeah. Have you ever cut
high-end meats before?
514
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,553
Sh-- Yeah, all… all the time.
515
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,138
-Good.
-I… I love slicing meat.
516
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,223
Okay.
517
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,724
You're my new Sean, all right?
518
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,434
-Oh, thank you, Roger.
-Yeah!
519
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,602
Oh!
520
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,895
[chuckles softly]
521
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,523
[Isla] Turns out both our star players
are dickheads
522
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,816
in completely different ways.
523
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,736
Still don't know what to do about Travis,
and Marcus ghosted me.
524
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,488
Some steak, please.
525
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,490
Yeah, you got it.
526
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,951
Oh, hey, I know you.
527
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,413
Yeah, it's good to see you again
without two giant dudes on top of you.
528
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,917
Um, I'm… I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like they were…
529
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,585
-Move on, please.
-I got it.
530
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,713
Anyways, I… I just want to say thank you.
531
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,257
Uh, you built the basketball court
at my high school,
532
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,342
and when you came for the ceremony,
533
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,053
you said basketball
got you through the tough times.
534
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,015
And recently,
I found that to be really true.
535
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,642
Oh, thank you.
536
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,187
[gasps]
537
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,316
-Oh my God. I'm so sorry, Ms. Gordon.
-[Ali] Dude, what the hell?
538
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,736
-It's fine, we're good. It's fine.
-Hey, do we have a problem?
539
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,446
Hi, Sandy, nice to see you.
540
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,990
What part of
"I need you to sign some paperwork"
541
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,116
did you not understand?
542
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,660
Hey, don't talk to her like that.
I'll knock you out of your lifts.
543
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,455
Okay, for the last time,
I don't wear lifts.
544
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,291
I am just kissing six feet,
and I'm still your boss.
545
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,793
-Yeah, and I am your boss.
-Oh, you've been dying to say that.
546
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,962
-Go get me some club soda.
-Show me your lifts.
547
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,089
-[Ali] Yeah, you.
-I don't know where club soda is.
548
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,800
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Tsk! Okay? Cut it out.
549
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,385
We're all important, and Sandy's tall.
550
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,012
The thing is, we kind of need to hurry.
551
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,931
'Cause Miami wants the Travis trade done
before their next road trip.
552
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,559
So, can you just please
get on board with the plan?
553
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,228
You don't even have to understand it.
You just need to sign.
554
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,733
Fine, I'll do it,
555
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,527
'cause that's what you want, right?
556
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,487
Yeah.
557
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:46,656
For me to shut up
and do whatever you tell me?
558
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,284
Because I'm just Isla Gordon,
559
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,746
stupid and slow
and incapable of decision-making.
560
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,040
Got it.
561
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,793
["Love Survive" by Michael Nau playing]
562
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,544
["Love Survive" continues]
563
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,598
♪ Love survive ♪
564
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,811
♪ Only my love survive ♪
565
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,312
[Cam] You're a mess.
566
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,231
You're gonna come work for us.
567
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,066
Why?
568
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,276
All I do is screw up
and piss everyone off.
569
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:27,614
Well, it's like Dad always says.
570
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,660
"Never get rid of a distressed asset.
You just raise its value."
571
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,954
I think there's some good in you yet.
572
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,330
-[knocks on door]
-[music halts]
573
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,542
-Ali!
-Yeah?
574
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,670
-Get me John Berk in Seattle.
-Their General Manager? Why?
575
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,798
'Cause Travis Bugg isn't going anywhere.
I know he's embarrassing and a liability,
576
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,592
but if he has any potential,
I'll squeeze every ounce of it out of him.
577
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,010
Damn, okay.
578
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,555
-Oh, and get me the GM from Miami too.
-[Ali] Got it.
579
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,098
[exhales]
580
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,850
-[pensive music playing]
-[Ali] He's on.
581
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,602
Isla Gordon, congrats on the new gig.
582
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,062
You want a new point guard?
583
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,606
-Damn, right to the point.
-[Isla] Well, do you or don't you?
584
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,693
We do. But if you're trying
to offer me Travis, that's a pass.
585
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,403
Besides, I thought he was going to Miami.
586
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,779
You like Kensmore at Duke, right?
587
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,783
Yeah, yeah, we're kind of obsessed.
588
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,619
If I could double your chances
of drafting him, would you be interested?
589
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,289
Maybe.
Hey, shouldn't I be talking to Ness?
590
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,708
No, Berk, you're talking to me.
Give me a second.
591
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,626
-[whispers] Is Perez on?
-[Ali] Oh, line two.
592
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,087
Tony, Isla Gordon.
How are things in Miami?
593
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,174
Late. I hope you're waking me up
to tell me the Travis deal is done.
594
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,758
No, I got something better.
595
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,052
-No, good night.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just listen.
596
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,929
How do you feel about Colton Jefferson?
597
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,182
Well, he's on Seattle,
and John Berk's an asshole.
598
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,143
I get you Jefferson,
your back court's all of a sudden a thing.
599
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,478
What am I giving up?
600
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,938
You have two first-round picks, right?
One from New Orleans?
601
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:42,981
Yes.
602
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,984
-Give me a second. Berk.
-You need better hold music.
603
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,945
I'm gonna get you
Miami's first-rounder from New Orleans
604
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:52,073
and give you Omari to shore up
your rebounding the rest of the season.
605
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,743
-I thought you liked Omari.
-[Isla] We got a new kid who needs a shot.
606
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,912
All you've got to do
is send Jefferson to Miami
607
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,247
and get ready for the Kensmore era
next season.
608
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,542
-[Berk] So, what do you get?
-Cash from you. Let's say one million?
609
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,169
I've got to think about this.
610
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,213
Think about how happy
your owner's gonna be in June
611
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,757
when he's shaking hands with Kensmore
at the draft, BRB.
612
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,799
Tony?
613
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,927
Let's do this in the morning.
My wife's mad.
614
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,553
John Berk's waiting to make this happen.
615
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:14,721
You get Jefferson.
616
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,599
All you give up is a first-rounder,
and send me one million.
617
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,517
You're a hero.
618
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,312
You can't go anywhere in Miami
without someone handing you a mojito.
619
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,356
I don't drink…
620
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,525
[pensive music continues]
621
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,817
…but you got yourself a deal.
622
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,654
Fantastic. Sending you
a deal memo in five. Sleep well.
623
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,113
Berk, where are we at?
624
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:36,910
Jefferson to Miami. Omari and a first
to me, and one million to you. Deal?
625
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,745
Done. Sending you a deal memo.
626
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:39,788
[phone hangs up]
627
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,624
See? I know my shit.
628
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,210
I don't mean this literally,
but I want to have sex with you now.
629
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,586
[chuckles]
630
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,380
[soft music playing]
631
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:49,422
[locker slams shut]
632
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,802
[phone chimes]
633
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,389
[line ringing]
634
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,392
Jackie, this is Cousin Ana.Um, I'm handling your mom's will.
635
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,186
Can you give me a call?It's super, super important.
636
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,856
[happy music playing]
637
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:10,569
-[soft music continues]
-[indistinct chatter]
638
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,653
Good morning.
639
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,113
Let's bring it in.
640
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,074
[indistinct chatter continues]
641
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,997
Let me see that real quick.
642
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,291
Hey, shitheads!
643
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:27,836
The boss said bring it in!
Bring it the fuck in!
644
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:28,878
Thank you, Ali.
645
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,798
I just wanted
to introduce myself formally.
646
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,467
I'm Isla Gordon,
the President of the Waves.
647
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,095
I also want to update you on some changes.
648
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,806
Well… [sighs] …it's been real, y'all.
649
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,392
[exhales] I'mma miss you boys.
650
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,061
Actually, Travis,
you're not going anywhere.
651
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,647
You're gonna stay here
and play your ass off
652
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,650
and fulfill the promise
of a $44 million deal.
653
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,486
And hopefully, you're gonna give it
the same focus and care
654
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,613
you do your music career.
655
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:55,822
If not,
656
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:59,284
you are going to sit your ass
on the bench for two entire years,
657
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,536
watching your value evaporate.
658
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:06,207
Or I might send you somewhere cold,
like… Minnesota.
659
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,253
Sorry, so we have
11 guys on the roster now?
660
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,422
Nope, I signed Dyson Gibbs
from the D-League.
661
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:13,965
-[door opens]
-[Isla] Oh!
662
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,342
And there he is.
663
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,509
[Gibbs exhales]
664
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,970
Sorry I'm late.
Someone died on the bus I was on.
665
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:21,640
I had to wait for a new bus.
666
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,851
It's a horrific story,
667
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,355
but, um… welcome to the team.
668
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,524
Anyway, we are going to give
the rest of the season
669
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,194
everything we got
and make a deep playoff run.
670
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,737
We're the Waves.
671
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,989
We don't do rebuilding years.
672
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,328
Marcus, I missed you
in my office yesterday.
673
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,081
I'd like to do weekly
one-on-one check-ins. Does that work?
674
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,707
Oh, Ray should've told you about--
675
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,336
Oh, how you like to conserve your energy?
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
676
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:53,254
[upbeat music playing]
677
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,547
Talk to you soon.
678
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,009
Everyone, have a great practice.
679
00:27:59,010 --> 00:27:59,844
Go, Waves.
680
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:03,181
[upbeat music continues]
681
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,517
[music fades]
682
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,478
Let me get this straight.
My real dad is dead?
683
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:09,979
Yes.
684
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,316
And he owned the Los Angeles Waves?
685
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,026
Yes.
686
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,612
["Hello" by The Mondays & LiTTiE playing]
687
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,572
♪ Don't need no introduction ♪
688
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,574
♪ Walk into the roomLike a family function ♪
689
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,535
♪ I'm about to grab itYeah, I'm onto something ♪
690
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,620
♪ Everybody want itYeah, I ain't done yet ♪
691
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,622
♪ So fly, so high ♪
692
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,624
♪ Oh my, yeah, this is what you came for ♪
693
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,209
♪ So fly, so high ♪
694
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,128
♪ Yeah, never seen it doneLike this before ♪
695
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,422
♪ It's like first impression, it's a yes ♪
696
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,340
♪ Lookin' like your ownLittle piece of heaven ♪
697
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:41,386
♪ Self-expression, new obssessionTurn it up all the way to 11 ♪
698
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,304
♪ Eyes light up when we walk in ♪
699
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,348
♪ What's up? Yeah, what's happenin'? ♪
700
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,767
♪ You know everybodyWanna get with this, yeah ♪
701
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,769
♪ Make 'em go, make 'em go ♪
702
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,438
-♪ Hello ♪-♪ Hello ♪
703
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,571
♪ Hello ♪
704
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,364
♪ Hello, hello ♪
705
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,366
♪ Hey, what's up? ♪
706
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,368
♪ Hello, hello ♪
707
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,328
♪ Shake your stuff ♪
708
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,247
♪ Hello, hello ♪
709
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,249
♪ Hey, what's up? ♪
710
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,585
♪ Hello, hello ♪
711
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,170
♪ Hello, hello, yeah ♪
712
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:17,380
♪ Hello? ♪
713
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,257
♪ Ugh! ♪
714
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,385
♪ Hello ♪
715
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:23,678
[music ends]
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