Original subtitles

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

ASTROPHYSICAL THEORIES

(LOUD ALARM SIREN)

An asteroid!

Astro Logbook: An asteroid is appeared in our solar system.

I'm concerned about its trajectory.

I first calculate the...

(STARTED) A second anomaly!

She flies towards the earth. At incredible speed!

Apparently I see there...

A UFO!

(GROANS)

(STARTED)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(GROANS)

(DRIVING MUSIC)

Come on!

WELCOME TO GRANDVIEW

(EXCITING MUSIC)

(TENSIVE MUSIC SWELLS)

(SHOCKED SOUND)

(SCREAMS LOUDLY)

(VIVIVE MUSIC)

Look. Who do we have here?

FARMER: Dick Pig and Daffy Duck.

DAFFY DUCK AND PIGGY DICK SAVE THE PLANET

(BABY SOUNDS)

(VIVIVE MUSIC CONTINUES)

Come see Farmer Jim, boys!

Ah, oh, oh...

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

“And then Gabby Goat smiled and danced.

Gabby was so happy that he...

(STUTTERING) ... decided Wei-wei-keep playing.

With his joyful friends."

(VIVIVE MUSIC CONTINUES)

Understood! Things are going smoothly now, Dicko.

DAFFY: Yay!

-Hu-hu... -Huh?

FARMER JIM: Ah!

(LAUGHS)

Happy G-G birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Dickie! He's beautiful!

Let's try it out!

PIGGY THICK: I'm glad you like it.

Go. I know you can do it.

-Oh, oh... -FARMER: Good boy!

Now it's your turn, Daffy.

-Huh? -Look, without training wheels! Huh!

That's a really crazy duck.

-(SCHOOL BELL) -(MOANS)

Oink, oink, pig boy! Ha, ha, ha!

BOY: Lunch money?

Hi, hi, hi!

-Huh? -(IMPACT)

Da-Da-Daffy, do you really think that's a good...

Boom! Yay!

(BOTH CHEERING)

I can go back now go to my room?

(VIVIVE MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MUSIC SLOWLY SOUNDS OUT)

FARMER JIM: Listen, boys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you both stick together,

everything will be fine.

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

FARMER JIM: Oh, and one more thing.

Don't forget, to take care of your home.

(EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS)

Farmer Jim... He-He-He is gone from us.

It's okay, buddy.

Let it all out. (LOUD CRYING)

(rooster crows)

(YAWNS)

Oh, good morning, little bird.

Let's see what's on the calendar today.

(STUTTERS) Annual review the condition of the house?

I didn't even know that this is today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

-(DAFFY SNORES) -Daffy, wake up. Wake up, Daffy!

You won't get me alive. What are you?

Oh, Daffy. It-It-It's...

Ow!

-Daffy, wake up. -(GARGLE)

The underground spider people are real! I knew it!

Oh! Morning, Dickie. What's the point of the early wake-up call?

Hay Today is the annual Checking the condition of the house.

Uh. (LISPEL) The good old annual Checking the condition of the house.

What is that again?

Oh...

We've already talked about it.

Someone comes along that day to ensure

that our house meets the standards the community e-e-corresponds.

OK. The main thing is that we're done,

before "alien cover-ups" is on TV.

K-K-Don't worry.

I have a checklist with... what we have to do. We make it.

Okidoki, Dickie. Then let's spit in our hands.

OK. The most important thing: the lawn is not allowed dry and brown appearance.

-Check! -Good, we've got that covered.

DICKIE: Wooden stairs must be free of holes and be safe to walk on.

That should work.

DICKIE: Be careful when entering! Check!

-The gutters must work. -And be free from mud.

Uh!

-You have to waste... -...eliminate!

You have to make sure that There are no cracks in the sidewalk.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh, ha, ha. Sorry!

So, Dickie. We've done everything.

So that we can do this inspection pass and another year

- being able to live the way we like. -(CRACKING, CRACKING)

-Uh, yeah... How-How-How we like it. -(SQUEAKING CAR BRAKES)

Hm.

No worries. I'll take care of these strikingly friendly busybody.

Hello, Ms. Inspector.

Our humble abode complies fully comply with your regulations.

Inspect while having fun and to your heart's content.

Hmm, yes.

The way it looks everything seems to be satisfactory.

Except for... your roof!

Our roof?

There's a huge hole in our roof!

This is a violation of the regulations and that is against the law.

If you don't have a roof in 10 days, the property is confiscated,

confiscated by the authorities and torn down,

and then this eyesore becomes eliminated from our neighborhood!

-Torn down? -What?

You heard right: No roof, no home.

Great goodness! She is without mercy.

Well, at least I'm not without a roof.

-(SQUEAK) -Ah... (BREATHES LOUDLY)

Good luck, you losers.

INSPECTOR: Ha, ha, ha!

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

(BIRD BEEPING)

Hush! Away, you lukewarm, lukewarm, lousy birds!

This is terrible! How could we? Have you missed a gigantic hole in the roof?

I don't know. Without our house we can't survive.

What would Farmer Ji-Ji-Jim think of this?

That won't happen. This needs to be investigated.

Hmm, gigantic hole, missing roof. Aha. Mmm...

What is that? Yuck!

Hey, fat man! What do you think of it?

Probably has something to do with the termite problem, that we have been putting off.

(CRUMBLE)

(CRACK)

The termites explain the hole, but what about the goo?

Quite simply: we have one too quite severe Schi-Schi mold infestation.

I wanted say "interdimensional ectoplasm".

But I guess you're right.

DICKIE: So here they are,

our entire savings.

Ha, ha, all right. That should be more than enough.

That's not even close to enough.

calls me, if you penny pinchers are liquid

and the money for repairs have together. (GRUMMERING ANGRY)

Oh man, what do we do now? What do we do now?

Daffy, calm down.

There-It-There's a thing that we can do.

Hoping to win the lottery?

No, we'll get a job.

A job?

You-you-you mean like “work”?

Yes! Egg-Egg-A job!

This is how we can make money to pay for our roof repairs.

We've never worked. Already forgotten?

Now is a good time to start with.

Aside from that could be responsibility and old-fashioned hard work is good for us.

Yes... A job.

(LISPEL) It's impossible that capable People like we can screw this up.

(HAPPY MUSIC)

So honestly, that paperboy job is a Ki-Ki child's game. He is simple.

And it's about to get even easier.

Thanks to my pedal powered periodic projectile distributor.

Daffy, I don't think this is...

-Daffy, no! -(YELLS ECSTATIC)

(FAST CLASSICAL MUSIC)

MAN: Fired!

Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee. May I take your order?

I would like a medium 3x sugar-free latte without fat and cow's milk,

little ice cream, not stirred, extra cream, Vanilla sweetness, a pinch of cinnamon...

We serve coffee here. What are you trying to pull off here?

Who are you? What are you even trying to get at?

-Are we being filmed? -MAN: Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our riding agency takes you to the airport in no time.

(NEIGHING LOUDLY)

Bottle of water, sir?

(DRIVING, CLASSICAL MUSIC)

DAFFY: Jump on the landing gear, that is completely certain.

You can do it!

Bon voyage! Don't forget, to give us a like.

(PROLONGED SCREAM)

MAN: You're fired!

Fired!

Fired! Fired!

Fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!

Do you really think we could make money? ver-ver-deserving as an influencer?

Of course we can.

Everything we need is the right look.

(POWERFUL RAPSONG)

We have a million views and the money for the roof?

You have been deleted.

-That really blew up in our faces. -(EXPLOSION)

-Hehe, da-da-that's it, guys! -(FANTAR MUSIC)

(BANG, AIR ESCAPE)

(THUNDERSTORM, THUNDER)

Oh, Da-Da-Daffy!

What should we do now? We will lose our home.

We have to stay positive, Dickie.

We still have 2 days. Enough time to change things.

The shakes are on the house, guys. You need some encouragement.

Do you see how quickly change things already?

What did Farmer Jim say?

As long as we both stick together, everything will go well.

-I guess so. -Trust me.

The right opportunity will present itself Sooner or later it will happen.

DAFFY: I got it! Maybe can we both get into boxing matches.

-(ROMANTIC MUSIC) -(DAFFY CONTINUES TO TALK INCOMPREHENSIBLE)

Or we could after our evening school graduation

Teaching tourists our language.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

-(RUBBER BOOTS SQUEAKING) -Animated film producers?

(ROMANTIC MUSIC DROUTS DAFFY, THE CONTINUES TO SPEAK)

Dickie, are you even listening to me?

Uh! I see what you're staring at.

(ACKNOWLEDGING) Hm, hmm.

Boy, does that look delicious.

You'll definitely want to taste it, Buddy. Hehe. Hm? Huh? Hm?

-I'll help you. -D-D-Daffy, no!

You stay stuck here and let me do the talking.

And I'll get you something of this treat.

Daffy! B-B-Please!

Hey, Joe. How about a piece? Cherry pie for my friend over there?

Oh no. I don't want any cake at all. Thank you very much.

Guess he changed his mind. He has a really fickle appetite.

It's such a piggy thing. No offense!

Hey, I think I've never seen you here before.

-I'm Daffy Duck. -Hi. I'm Petunia.

-Nice to meet you. -And the undecided one is my friend.

-Piggy Dick. -(LAUGHS EMBARRASSED) Hi...

Say... don't you want you join us in the niche?

-We could use some company. -Secure.

I'm pleased to meet you both.

So, you just sit here because of a ta-ta cup of coffee?

Uh, yes! I mean, no.

Actually, I'm just here for a taste test.

(LOUD GURGLING)

I am a taste scientist in the chewing gum factory.

You have the new flavor developed that everyone is excited about?

Super Strongberry? Absolutely not.

Between us: This is the same old taste,

just repackaged with a “strong” in front of it.

You know, you have to take risks, if you want to do something really good.

I'm looking for that most perfect taste in the world.

I'm close. Really close.

But I have him not quite found yet.

The question is:

This coffee could be the missing ingredient?

-Don't you happen to want to? -I'll try!

-Oh, yeah... -How does that taste?

-Very fruity. -Does it tingle? Shortness of breath?

Sweeter than I expected.

Understood. He is not yet turned green. That's good.

However, he has a strange...

(EXPLOSION BANG)

... aftertaste.

Wow, that was crazy. How did you do that?

Huh? That was nothing at all.

Just a series of chemical reactions, which lead to a crazy explosion.

But go to a real one. A taste explosion.

That's what I'm trying to achieve.

No matter. What do you do for a living?

Absolutely nothing. We get fired all the time...

Actually we are mi-mi-in the middle of a career change.

People just appreciate ours spe-spe-special skills not.

Who are you telling this to?

They are stuck in theirs habits, fear the unknown.

Not us. We are not afraid of anything.

We're a couple of old-fashioned go-getters.

It would be great to have some like-minded people to have in the factory.

And I know that they are looking for employees, those at market launch

help the new Super Strongberry. If you are interested.

-Interested? -Very much!

Great. I'll see what I can do.

Come over first thing tomorrow morning.

This is the opportunity, that we have been waiting for.

-Yay! -(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Sorry, I have to go immediately and take care of a few rotten eggs.

-See you tomorrow then. -It was nice meeting you.

-No-No-Thanks again! -(LISPEL) See, Dickie?

As long as we both stick together, everything will go well.

(ROOM OF THUNDER)

(UNICIOUS THEREMIN MUSIC)

(HAMIC LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHS LOUDER)

(SHORT MENACING MUSIC)

OK. The job is pretty simple:

Press button and pull lever. If you mess up, you're fired.

Just to clarify: This lever? Here?

This is the only lever in the building, Einstein.

Okay, Daffy. You heard what the man said.

I'm going to press this button here...

And I break the lever.

Daffy, no! The man ge-ge-said, pull the lever!

Oh, ho, ho!

That's correct. I forgot.

Pull the lever!

Ok, that was a good start.

-Press the button... -... and pull the lever.

-Press the button... -... and pull the lever.

(REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES)

(LIVELY SWING MUSIC)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(SPEEDING-UP BRASS BAND MUSIC)

(MUSIC GET EVEN FASTER)

(MUSICAL FINALE WITH INKING)

(SIREN HOWLES)

Congratulations on your success Completion of your first shift.

Not that it would be a special achievement.

Thank you, Mr. Chief Chef!

I can't believe it. We actually work well together.

Fantastic, right?

We have our profession as beginners found with zero point zero clue.

Soon we'll have enough money, to have our roof re-re-repaired.

Yes, as long as the plot takes no turn.

(PETUNIA SINGS TO HERSELF)

Hey, Daffy. I'm just grabbing a quick refreshment.

Sounds great, buddy.

Hmm. And I get to know new people.

You seem like a friendly guy. Want to chat with me about the weather?

Mister!

-(MENACING MUSIC) -(SLETCHED) Chew...

Chew? Is that kind of thing? Chewing gum factory employee greeting?

You know. Because of “chewing gum.” Hehehe!

Hehe...

Really now? I thought, Everyone would be friendly here. Yikes!

(EXCITING MUSIC

That looks exactly right like the goo from the roof.

There's something weird about the guy.

And I'm familiar with "weird". Hey!

Hmm. I wonder whether that could work?

Hey, Petunia!

Has anyone ever told you that sponges are for cleaning?

(LAUGHS) Completely crazy!

(INAUDIBLE) I'm not crazy. However.

Come on, guys. We'd rather go before blowing up the break room.

-Have fun with your new flavor! -(LAUGHS)

At least it's not another one

-boring berry remake. -Such a nerd.

Yuck! What a bunch of corporate robots.

So where was I?

Oh yes. Squid ink.

Blue cups!

Oh! Hey, Dickie. How's it going?

Sorry, I didn't want to scare you.

I just noticed that we both have bl-bl-blue cups.

Oh yes. (LAUGHS) Matching mugs!

(SIGHS) Are you doing whi-wei-more right now Tests with coffee?

No. Actually, I have one Dandelion squid ink tea cooked.

-Do you want to taste it? -I would love to.

He-He-He tastes delicious. Hehe. Argh...

(GIGGLES) It's okay, Dickie.

Thank you for your taste buds make available.

I beg you.

Tickle my taste buds, whenever you want.

-Huh? -For science, of course!

Oh! Correct. For science. Naturally.

You know, Dickie, I'm really glad that you work here now.

It is beautiful, a new joy-joy-joy... Oh!

Oh, you mean a new joy-joy-joy...

-Happy... -Happy-happy-happy... to have acquaintances.

Sorry. I always stutter, when I'm a little nervous.

Oh, you don't have to apologize.

I stutter even if I'm not a-a-scared.

(SLOWING ROMANTIC MUSIC)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(BULL)

(Swelling music)

(UNICIOUS THEREMIN MUSIC)

(MENACING MUSIC)

(Swelling suspenseful music)

-Uh! Ugh! -(ROLLING THUNDER)

MAN: She flies towards the earth, at incredible speed.

Apparently I see... a UFO there!

(TAPE REWINDS)

What on earth is going on here?

(RAPID MUSIC WITH Climax)

(SCARY MUSIC)

(DEEP AND STRETCHED) Chew...

MALE VOICE: This is a good little chew toy.

It's time for the next phase of my plan.

Soon becomes the spicy, juicy chewing gum

the lost inhabitants of this helpless forcing small planets

in front of me and mine to bow to superior intellect.

Then I'll get it their most valuable treasure.

And then it's all mine!

(LAUGHS MAJORLY AND HYSTERICALLY)

(COUGHS)

-(KEEP LAUGHING) -(MUSICAL HIGHLIGHT)

(UNICIOUS THEREMIN MUSIC)

(HAPPY MUSIC)

(HAPPY MUSIC CONTINUES)

So, Chewy, Mrs. Grecht...

The decoration to celebrate the new taste looks absolutely fantastic.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but it would be fantastic

if this banner wasn't crooked! And where is the gum delivery?

People will be here soon.

It's about time.

I want the boxes be arranged in an orderly manner.

Is she always like this?

Yes, she is.

So, it was really nice to talk to you, Dickie.

I have to now back to the taste laboratory.

Yes. And I have to press a few buttons.

INTERCOM: Attention! To all employees of the chewing gum factory.

Little reminder: Our new global Super Strongberry Gum Introduction

There will be a small celebration at 4:00 p.m start in front of the town hall.

(QUIET BLUET)

Uh, s-s-say, Petunia,

would you like to go with me? Going to Super Strongberry Celebration?

You already know: To celebrate the new taste.

(LAUGHS) Celebrating the new taste? That's the last thing I want to do.

But I would like to be with you hang out there a bit.

-Really? -Yes! Let's meet in front of the gate later.

OK.

Dickie! I'm lucky I found you.

I don't want to worry you, but...

while we have a nice chat here, happen in this factory

some incredibly funny ones and extremely conspiratorial things.

What strange things?

Oh...Hello. Day.

Daffy, what on earth are you talking about?

Oh, I'm telling you!

The goo from our roof is here!

I told you we wouldn't do any Inside jokes in the A-A workplace.

Excuse us. We're going to get some fresh air.

-Uh...Ok. -See you after work.

Now listen, Daffy.

Your conspiracy theories are killing us still in difficult difficulties.

When we repair our roof and want to save the house,

you have to do the crazy ge-ge-talk keep for yourself.

Go for a walk and calm down.

And promise me you won't screaming something crazy.

-Yes but ... -(DOOR CLOSES)

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

DAFFY: Yes. Maybe Dickie is right.

I have to go for a walk and calm myself down.

Nothing strange is happening here at all.

People just want to party and show the city how proud they are.

-Yeah, hang out... play games... -(SUBLY TENSIVE MUSIC)

...and buy chewing gum.

Hey, is this the new flavor?

Sure, of course. Just in time arrived for today's celebration.

Then maybe I should already chew a round.

(SCARY MUSIC)

Chew?

(DEEP, STRETCHED) Chew...

-Hmm... -(BANG)

(DEEP, STRETCHED) Chew...

-DAFFY: (GASP) -Hmm...

Oh, a little more slippery than I imagined.

Chew...

G-G-goo?

-K-K-Chew? -WOMAN: (DREAMY) Chew...

-Chew... -WOMAN'S VOICE: Chew...

All right, sister. Spit out the gum.

Hello!

The gum just blinked.

-DAFFY: And now it's looking at me! -Chew?

-Chew! -So what do you want?

I have to do something about it!

Haha! What is that? A duck? How does she know that?

-She will ruin everything. -(BANG)

What the... Ah!

Get me another... Ah!

(GROANS AND RUMBLES)

Chew, chew...

Don't touch me. Bring another image to my screen.

Chew, chew, chew!

(SCARY MUSIC)

DAFFY: (SCREAMS OUT)

DSAFFY: (CONTINUES YELLING)

Help! The gum is watching us!

-It does something to people's minds! -Crazy duck!

Don't you see what's going on here?

This is the new goodie gum flavor!

-He changes people. -Stay away from us!

This duck is a joke.

Nobody even becomes them take it seriously for a second.

She poses no threat for my plan.

Well... Let her find her way chew your way out of danger.

(SLURPS)

-(GROWLS ANGER) -Chew.

Stop the wedding! There's bad goo in the gum!

MAN: Welcome, fellow citizens!

We have free samples of the new one Super Strongberry gum for all of you.

I have to warn everyone immediately! Uh!

I have to warn you all! It's the gum! It's the gum!

And to start the celebrations

our band from Grandview plays, Gary and the Gumballs.

What's going on, Grandview? Who's ready to chew?

-No one! -Oh!

Grandview residents!

The new goodie chewing gum turns everyone into zombies!

Uh... Is this part of the show?

What? A hysterical naked duck at the event?

-I have to see this. -Huh?

D-D-Daffy!

Hmm. I hope Dickie gets here soon.

Oh please, don't do anything crazy!

Please don't do anything crazy! Please don't do anything...

I just want to tell you that I don't do anything crazy.

-The chewing gum... -Daffy!

-This duck is crazy. -Do you see that?

The gum takes over your mind.

Sorry. Our home, our jobs...

I saw it in the factory.

A strange man put goo in the gum.

-No no ... -See? There's already a zombie.

Don't let yourself deceived by their usual appearance.

The broken, limp stature.

Those big fake eyebrows, which you...

-Wha-Wha-What are you doing? -... can be easily removed. Do you see?

Daffy, let it go!

This whole lift is obvious nothing more than a disguise.

Oh no!

This just covers their slimy...

Interior...

Uh ...

(LAUGHS EMBARRASSED)

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

I hope you're happy now, Daffy.

We lost the only job, that we were good at.

You ruined my date with Petunia

and now we have still a lousy five cents.

With the savings for the roof I paid the deposit

to get you out of jail.

What's next?

Dickie, that's bigger than our roof problems.

You have to believe me. Something is right definitely not with this gum.

Oh, is that so? Something's wrong with the chewing gum?

Yes. Believe me.

This is doing something crazy with people's brains.

Well, maybe I just have to tell you show how crazy you sound.

Super Strongberry gum, please.

-But Dickie, no! -(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Before I continue let you chew off an ear,

I'd rather chew this.

Dickie, wait!

Don't chew that. This is dangerous.

Daffy, stop it! What is that supposed to be?

-Gi-Gi-Give me the gum! -Stop it! Stop!

What... what happened? Huh?

PETUNIA: Dickie?

What the heck are you doing? And what happened today?

Oh, I... I...

Please excuse me, Petunia. I was just trying...

Second! You're a nerdy scientist.

Can you find out what's wrong with this chewing gum?

What's wrong with that? Ha!

Pretty much everything is wrong with it.

First of all, it is common unimaginative, not to mention...

No no no. You don't understand that.

Whenever people chew this, they become zombies.

Well...

If I can show the world like this how terrible this taste is,

I'm there.

With my ultra-modern Taste testing equipment

should it be possible for me to find out whether this chewing gum

was manipulated.

And...initiation of the chewing sequence.

(SURCOMING DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(ALARM SIGNAL)

Chew!

Uh ...

Chew?

Chew, chew, chew!

Oh! What's going on now?

I said never disturb me in my private time.

Chew, chew, chew!

Okay, give it here. Hop, hop, hurry up. Go ahead!

Chew!

Chew, chew, chew... (CALLS ON)

-Chew, chew. -Eight billion people on earth,

and I have to mess around with the stupidest thing.

Chew.

Not a biological host.

Nothing seems to be happening.

And that duck again. What is that?

He has some piggy friends with him?

Hmm, maybe I have you somewhat underestimated.

I can't let you uncover my plan. I can't do that.

(BEEP)

So so much for my theory.

Yes. Nothing about this gum is remarkable.

-Another boring, unimaginative... -Leu-Leu-people!

Yikes!

(Swelling music)

-Oh... -... my ...

...chewing gum!

(MENACING MUSIC)

(MENACING ROAR)

Problem solved.

Now get out of here and don't bother me again!

Wait. Come to think of it:

I had something that you could do for me.

(BANG)

I hope this shatterproof glass withstands the load.

Well, technically speaking can be shatterproof glass

Withstand 10 kilos per 6.5 cm², without breaking.

Thank God.

But this is not shatterproof glass.

-(LOUD BANG -(ROARS)

Mom!

Uh!

(FAST MUSIC)

(BANG)

(EXCITING MUSIC)

DAFFY: (GASPING)

That way!

EVERYONE: (GASPING AND SNORTING)

(SCREAMING)

-DAFFY: (HOLS LOUDLY) -Shh!

Daffy! Because of you we'll still get caught.

(LOUD, SQUEAKING POUNDING)

(BESTIAL ROAR)

MONSTER: (GROWLS QUIETLY)

-Where did it go? -Shh!

(WHIMPER)

(LOUD CHATTERING OF TEETH)

Hey, Dickie! Petunia...

-Daffy! -Daffy!

Whatever you do, don't put it in your mouth.

DAFFY: (SCREAMING)

A little...help... would be quite... Ouch!

... nice.

Better...sooner...than...later. Please!

W-W-We have to help him.

Where is it? It has to be here somewhere.

Where is it? Where is it? Uh ...

We hardly know each other!

Chew on this one!

Get rid of that! Get rid of that!

Give me the citric acid and the mentholated mint!

This is our only chance!

We-Which of these are these?

Red and blue.

-Got it! -Go! Mix them together!

(LOUD SNAP)

DAFFY: Get it away from me!

(BUBBLE)

E-E-Done!

Throw it!

DAFFY: Get it away from me!

DAFFY: (CONTINUES BARBING IN A PANIC)

Oh! Is it over?

I don't know what's in there.

But whatever it is: It's out of this world.

(WEAK ROAR)

Uh, I wonder what that tastes like.

Petunia!

Well, I've had enough of alien-infected chewing gum.

-Time to finally get out of here. -Oh!

-Chew, chew... -Chew...

Chew.

Chew.

Oh, yummy, bubble gum!

Chew.

Everywhere! Quick, turn off the lights!

Close the curtains and speak quieter!

(THOUGH, SCARY) Chewing.

Phew!

Testament: It was nice meeting you guys.

Who gets some of my stuff?

It has already been everyone in the city infected.

And this new taste was introduced worldwide.

At this rate it has probably already spread

-over the whole Pla-Pla... -Pla-pla-planets!

-PETUNIA AND DICKIE: (SWALLOW) -We can't just sit around here,

while the entire city is taken.

I just realized that I don't actually own anything.

Except half of our house.

Dickman, get me first

Feel free to take the house.

And remember to take good care of it, just like Farmer Jim wanted.

Our house. Our promise to Farmer Jim.

(Ballad: "(Everything I Do) "I Do It for You" by Bryan Adams)

Don't forget, to take care of your home.

DAFFY: Dickie!

Dickie!

Earth to Dickie! Are you having a flashback?

Uh, Leu-Leu people? We have to fight.

Now, here! Now, now!

'Cause we-we-we have something, something worth fighting for.

To save our home. And save our city.

-And to-save the world! -(HEROIC MUSIC)

And the taste buds to save from everyone,

so that they have new flavors you can try that will blow your mind!

We may not be the best people for the job. That's how it is.

Dickie, you are gentle, you are a coward and you stutter.

And Petunia?

You're weird, you lick things, that you shouldn't lick,

and you are a nerd.

And me? Oh well ...

I'm just a little crazy.

But none of that matters.

Because if all else fails and the chewing gum zombies chew,

then we take the opportunity go out there

and kick the chewing gum zombies in the butt!

-Yay! -Yes, let's get started!

But first we need a plan.

DAFFY: Point 1.

You can't invade knock down on an empty stomach.

I always say that.

Hmm, if people chew gum changed, then how do we get them to

a-a-to stop?

Yes! We have to stop them from chewing.

Hey, anyone want some hot sauce?

Oh no! This is not hot sauce. That is ...

DAFFY: (SNIFFLY)

Bah...

My rotten egg extract.

The perfect flavor complement for a yeast-garlic-chewing gum base.

But everyone gags when they smell it.

Dickie, do you stink what I stink too?

Egg-clear.

Say, Petunia, can you do more? make from the stuff?

Makes glutamic acid salt the taste stronger and more intense?

That means yes.

And here we go.

(DYNAMIC, CONSPIRATORY MUSIC)

(WEAK MOAN)

Wow, that worked great.

All right, then let's get to it.

2 pigs and a duck stink, singe and thus save lives.

What firepower does this darling have anything here?

Careful, Daffy. It has a sensitive...trigger.

-Daffy, be careful with that thing. -Uh!

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Hu-hu-hu! Oops, it's spreading.

Daffy! Try the fire extinguisher!

Huh? Oh yes. I just have to break the window.

-Oh, Daffy... -DAFFY: Yay!

-Ok, I think I've got it. Have it now! -(FAST MUSIC)

I'll just get us some more eggs from the pantry.

-DAFFY: Hu-hu-hu! OK. -Eggs.

The situation is under control.

I'll help Petunia with the eggs.

Great idea, Dickie! Yikes...

Oh, uh... Don't worry. I'll go get the eggs.

Oh ok. Then I fill it put my propane tank back on.

DAFFY: Take this and that!

(MUSIC SWELLS)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

Man, I can't wait to go out there.

You know, D-D-Daffy...

Unfortunately we don't have any eggs left.

You have to stay here in the lab and lay a few. For our gas bottles.

Yes, sir. I lay eggs and... Should I lay eggs?

Yep. I've looked everywhere. We've run out of you-you-you.

We can't just get some in the store?

It's too-too dangerous out there, Daffy.

-But Farmer Jim said that... -Well, this is an important job.

You are the only one who can lay eggs.

We need you. Here.

Oh well. OK.

-I guess I have to do my part. -Come on, guys. Time to save the world.

Uh...D-D-Thanks, Daffy.

Just stay here and lay those eggs, okay?

Ok cool.

Have a lot of fun with it, save the world without me.

Where's Daffy?

Oh, he's staying here and helps with the eggs. Ha, ha, ha.

-And? Ready, Petunia? -You spray them, I'll do the rest.

Chew. (CHOKES)

Oh...What happened to me?

You were with an alien Control chewing gum infected.

Goodbye!

(HEROIC MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENS)

Chew.

Oh, finally. Give that over.

Oh, beautiful darling.

You are actually extremely valuable.

No. What the... What is that?

Is this supposed to be a joke?

Why are you please? bought so many joke bits?

Huh, hey. Chew.

You stupid!

I wanted from you nothing more than a thing.

(ALARMING BEEPING)

What?

The number of those checked is decreasing rapidly?

How is that possible?

I'll find out.

Chew.

(TRIUMPHAL MUSIC)

Great job, Petunia.

That's impossible! I thought, I would have fried these pigs.

Oh, that's enough! It's time to get rid of them.

Once and for all.

(MUSIC INCREASE)

(Song: "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M.)

(SONG CONTINUES)

(SONG CONTINUES)

(SONG CONTINUES)

-(SONG CANCELS) -(SNORES)

Hey, hey, hey, who is it?

Oh, yes. I'm sitting here in my nest and doze in front of me,

even though I should be out there, where all the action is.

Stop it! Now it won't happen anymore snapped, now we're freaking out.

Dickie, that's really incredible. We can actually do it.

I don't know why, but around you I feel un-un-unstoppable.

You know, I think we are a great t-t-t... ah...

That's right, we're a great one T-T-T... ah...

-Couple! -Team!

Maybe I should say: a great team.

Oh, you know, “Couple” doesn’t sound bad either.

When this is all over, Maybe we could do it together...

Make room! Daffy Duck is now in the game!

D-D-Daffy, You're supposed to lay eggs in the lab.

Don't worry, I've taken care of it.

(ALARM SOUNDS)

That wasn't the plan. Petunia and me have everything under control.

And what happened to “sticking together”?

Also: Is that what you call? “to be in control”?

Chew...

Stays behind. I have a brand new one Move I've been working on.

D-D-Daffy, you did it again!

Ugh! Since when can they do that?

Since right now.

Looks, as if we were totally defenseless now.

PETUNIA: Oh no!

I have you right there, where I want you.

-And what do we do now? -Run!

(FAST MUSIC)

CROWD: Chew!

Fast! Up there!

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

Huh?

DAFFY: Uh-oh!

Slide down! Trust me. This is absolutely...

Don't worry. You can still jump over.

I...Oh! I'll catch you.

-What are you waiting for? -Chew!

-Trust me! -Trust you?

Come on, jump!

Uh, no. I don't believe, that Daffy can catch us.

You just have to try it.

Uh!

-Why did it take so long? -Dickie! Catch me!

I got you.

Oh... Ah!

Dickie!

P-P-Petunia!

I've waited too long. She's w-w-gone because of me.

-Come on, buddy. We have to go. -Oh, wait.

Dickie!

-Uh! -Uh!

(ALIEN LAUGHS)

You can run away but you can't hide.

(SCREAMS)

Chew!

-What do we do now? -Get home quickly!

Fast! Shove something in front of the windows!

They come through the front door.

We have to fight them off.

-Uh! -Uh!

Just look.

Chew!

DICKIE: Oh no. Daffy, just look at our house.

Oh...

Oh!

Oh no!

DAFFY: Stop!

Our house ...

Our home...

Oh n-n-no!

BOTH: No!

DAFFY: (SOBS)

(SLOWING SCIENCE FICTION MUSIC)

DAFFY: (WHIMER) This is the belly of the alien ship.

K-K-Come on, Petunia. I know you're in there.

That's no use, Dickie. She is now one of them.

ALIEN: Yes, that's no use.

Stinky.

You two have me for the last time chewed over the ear.

(SHARE)

Now nothing can stop my plan.

(LISPEL) You evil space fiend!

We will rebel against you.

You can do tests with us, enslave us and take away our dignity.

Take tests at home, on the beaches of the French Riviera.

In gas station toilets, in the supermarket.

But we never submit submit to your tyranny.

Daffy, shut up.

You do everything much sh-sh-worse.

What I? You have us after all caused this mess.

If you had jumped, When I said it, nothing happened.

Jumped? The mess started when you left your egg post.

Hey, buddy. Do you know how hard it is?

for a male duck to lay eggs?

Also: Why should only you? have all the fun?

Because it's no fun, when you're there.

It will be a disaster.

Oh! Ugh!

That's why I hid all the eggs.

You got what?

Did I sto-sto-stutter?

You mean you hid all the eggs, because otherwise...

St-St-That's exactly right.

I couldn't trust that you don't ruin everything again!

Ouch!

I'll ruin everything? Who introduced you to Petunia?

Who has the alien bubble gum invasion revealed?

-These are heretical words. -I hope tests are done on you.

-I can do tests on you! -Just try it.

DICKIE: I'd love to see that! Let me go!

Enough!

(METALLIC CLATCH)

-Uh! -Uh!

Take care, you idiots.

(Swelling music)

(SHOUTING)

I'll leave you two alone then. Clarify this between yourselves.

Oh, and enjoy the seats in the front row,

if I blow up the earth!

You madman! With this you will never...

DAFFY: (SCREAMING) Ouch!

Sorry, can't hear you!

(SAD MUSIC)

Now there are the annoying troublemakers are out of the way,

I can finally carry out the rest of my plan.

So where were we?

Ah yes. The entire population of the world chews mine

personally modified chewing gum.

What means ...

Initiate phase 2 of the operation.

Time for bubbles. (LAUGHS NICELY)

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

Yes! Yes!

Blow! Blow, baby, blow!

Chew, chew.

(LAUGHS MAJORLY)

(MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICLY)

(KEEP LAUGHING)

(RISING PLOPPING)

(MUSIC SWELLS MENACINGLY)

Ouch, my jaw!

ALIEN: Yes!

(LAUGHS MAJORLY)

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

I guess that's it. What, Dickie?

The day the earth blew up.

(RESIGNED) Yes...

D-D-You... uh...

We screwed up.

We?

It wasn't all your fault.

Oh, dear Dickie! Where did it all go wrong?

I didn't want it to end like this.

Stupid Daffy! Stupid Daffy!

You stupid duck!

Why did you just screw everything up?

Now the whole world is ending

and my best friend hates me. (BANGING NOISE)

You stupid duck! Stupid duck! Stupid duck...

Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

Maybe we just aren't as good a team as we thought.

I guess you're right.

DAFFY: (CRYING UNINhibitedly)

What would Farmer Jim think of us?

We lost our jobs, we lost our home,

and now we're still losing the entire planet Earth.

-We're just huge losers! -...Loser!

Hey, Dickie, look! No bars.

-Uh! -Uh!

ALIEN: (LAUGHING MAJELY)

DAFFY AND DICKIE: Ah!

Uh!

(FAST MUSIC)

(GROWLS)

Huh?

Uh!

Oh, what happened?

Yuck! I can taste it Super Strongberry?

Oh no! Blah, blah, blah...

Petunia, you're back! I'm s-s-so sorry.

I didn't jump and you became a chewing gum zombie.

And our house was destroyed. It was terrible!

-What? -I said ...

No no no. Here is the script. Catch up on this in your free time.

We have more important things to do,

like this bubblegum bubble around the planet to burst.

Uh...ok.

And how do we break this blah blah bubble to burst?

To end the pressure increase now press the button.

Huh? Da-Da-That's practical.

Aha!

(MUSIC SLOWLY SWELLS)

-Uh! -Uh!

(REDACTIVE MUSIC)

Oh God ...

(GROANS) Does anyone happen to have peanut butter?

I think I'm going to be sick.

-Wi-Wi-We did it. -Do we have it?

Bubble burst!

-Yes! -Yay, we did it!

We showed the alien, didn't we?

Huh? Uh... Argh...

You dirty country bumpkins!

You ruined everything!

When an alien weirdo tries to subdue the earth with chewing gum,

then I'll put an end to it.

I... What? I didn't want to subjugate the earth.

I tried to save her.

Uh, to-to-save? Before what?

-(ALARM HOWLES) -MACHINE VOICE: Warning! Warning!

Well, before that!

(MENACING MUSIC)

Oh, what is that?

(SHUTTER CLICKS)

(NEWS JINGLE)

It has just been announced that an asteroid is hurtling toward Earth

and threatens to destroy it completely.

And the apple pie festival starts this weekend.

(PANIC SHOUT)

Oh... What's going on?

A huge asteroid rushes towards the earth.

-DAFFY: Ah! -Asteroid? The asteroid!

Calm down. No panic. We need a plan.

Well, I had a plan. But you idiots ruined him.

-Which one? -I thought of a way

like everyone blow up a giant bubble gum bubble,

that surrounds the entire earth and then bounces the asteroid.

And I would still have access the most valuable treasure on earth.

Sha-sha-darling? Do you mean gold?

-Or uranium? -Jewelry?

No!

I'm talking about something much more precious.

Earth is the only planet in the galaxy,

who has this incredible treasure produced.

Look here!

(SOLEMNLY) Long live this treasure!

Isn't that bubble tea?

(DEEP, STRETCHED) Bubble...

Looks, as if we had to save the earth.

We? How can we stop the asteroid?

With old-fashioned knowledge.

Do you see? Right here. There are a cavity in the heart of the asteroid.

We just have to beam ourselves down there, throw in an explosive charge

and detonate it, and boom!

The asteroid is blown to pieces and the earth will be saved.

-Yes! -Hoo-hu-hu!

We don't have any explosives.

-Then a laser. -Uh-uh.

Anything else?

We have goo. A lot of goop.

-What kind of alien are you? -Certainly not an underdeveloped alien,

that carries explosives around with it.

-I'm about to explode. -What explodes here is my patience.

Explode?

Petunia, you can do more from the explosive chewing gum?

Uh! Makes glutamic acid salt the taste stronger and more intense?

Da-Da-That means yes.

Hey, stop it! We have a plan.

(NEWS JINGLE)

This just came in. We just received this message:

A scientist, an alien, a duck and 2 pigs want to save the earth.

We are all lost.

Status report!

We're almost there.

(HEROIC MUSIC)

Only 15 minutes until impact. Goes in and out quickly.

Then we'll beam you back up, for the explosion.

Explosion? Such a crap!

You have to chew the stuff so that it explodes.

We can't chew it. Then we explode.

This is probably the end of this plan.

How should we? please chew the gum?

Chew?

-DICKIE: Wind-up joke teeth? -Those will work.

PETUNIA: Let's get started, team!

-Yes! Let's get started! -We make it!

SCIENTIST: You didn't plenty of time once you're in.

So unload the explosives and disappears.

The path to the core should be easy.

Just behind the entrance

There are a few harmless gas fields.

Then you come across harmless terrain of class 2.

(SQUEAK)

And finally you cross a very large cave.

Understood. You should now be at the drop point.

DICKIE: Yes, yes, yes! There it is!

-The center of the asteroid. -Down there

it is 70 meters. So you better get started.

Okay, guys. Ge-Ge-Exactly as we planned.

Petunia, you operate the winds and drops Daffy and I down to the core.

Daffy, you spray the core with the modified projectile distributor

which is loaded with Petunia's chewing gum. I prepare the joke teeth.

Finally I get it too a piece of the action.

I'll go down there and show them how to actually do this.

Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo!

(FAST MUSIC)

(DEEP, DRAWING) Daffy, no!

Maybe it is not such a good idea.

-So, friends. Then let's get started. -Dickie?

This is a pretty important job and I might screw it up.

Maybe Petunia can do that. After all, these are their chewing gums.

And I think these winds here is the perfect job for me.

Because if I can do one thing, then it's to pull a lever.

-Si-Si-Sure? -I would like to do that.

Believe me, I've never been so sure.

ALIEN: Oh, earthlings!

I'll interrupt your chatter very reluctantly,

but we have a planet to save.

If you don't mind, could you please get started?

Understood.

Okay, Daffy. La-Let us down please.

It's going down!

-PETUNIA: Stop! -Understood!

Be-Be-Ready, Petunia?

Then we'll blow the damn thing up sometimes in the air.

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

E-E-Done! All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

Aye, aye, Captain!

(EXCITING MUSIC)

You're almost at the chewing gum.

My goodness, my goodness...

Oh dear. I hope this plan works.

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please!

Are they tipping over?

What?

They tip over! They're tipping over! Oh my God! They are at...

Stop it! Don't freak out! Pull yourself together!

What do we do now?

-Go down and put it back up! -She doesn't have enough time for that.

-How should we chew the gum? -I don't know it.

-Or do you have a second pair of teeth? -Now don't look at me.

-(DAFFY AND PETUNIA CONTINUE ARGUING) -(MUSIC SWELLS)

I have a plan!

You have to immediately... You got what?

I have a plan. But we have to act quickly.

And there is only one person for this yo-yo job:

Da-Da-Daffy Duck.

What? I?

The duck?

-Daffy? -Oh no, not the duck!

-MAN: The duck? -Exactly. The duck.

That's a joke. who has given the green light for this garbage?

Da-Da-Daffy, you go down there now and put things right.

But you know I can't do that. I always make things worse.

And that's exactly what we need.

Really?

I doubted you the whole time.

I was afraid of it what you could do.

It's about time that I trust you, Daffy.

DAFFY: (SOBS)

U-U-Now go down there and get it done.

The Daffy Duck way.

I heard you loud and clear, Buddy.

Let's...go crazy!

(CHEERS)

He smashes his teeth?

What? Someone has to stop the crazy duck!

Dickie, what is he doing?

A-A-Wait!

You will see it.

(LOUD CRACK)

Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo!

-It triggers an earthquake! -Exactly.

Oh, this duck is completely crazy!

Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo! Hu-hoo!

(DYNAMIC BRASS MUSIC)

S-S-Look, it works!

The stalactites fall from the ceiling.

PETUNIA: Into the chewing gum!

-What? -The duck actually made it!

Great job, Daffy. Now let's get out of here.

Understood! Pulls me up.

Hurry! We have to disappear, before the chain reaction starts.

That way!

-Only 3 minutes until impact. -Hurry up!

Uh ...

Come on, come on!

(GASP)

Uh!

(MENACING MUSIC QUICKLY SWELLS)

Phew...

De-de-de-de... Ah!

Uh-oh!

Where's Daffy?

02:12 TO IMPACT

Dickie?

(GROANS) Ah!

No!

(BREATHES QUICKLY) Daffy!

What are you doing here? You have to get out of here.

Not o-o-without my friend.

This doesn't work. Get yourself to safety.

I'm becoming a bubblegum duck here.

(BREATHES QUICKLY)

We have to go back again. They're still on the asteroid.

We can't do that! We have to move the ship to a safe distance.

Run, Dickie. Live a fulfilling life.

OK, whatever you want. One last hug.

Time to get away.

I won't let you go, Daffy.

But ...

It's exactly like that, like Farmer Jim always said.

As long as we both stick together...

BOTH: ...everything will be okay.

(CHEERS)

MAN: What luck!

(CHEERS)

We are saved! I'm going home and kiss my cat.

By chewing gum! We did it.

-We saved the earth. -Oh yes, and the treasure!

I love science...

Oh...

(CHEERS)

Thank you thank you. This is real a very nice reception.

And now ...

(AMAZED SOUNDS)

...take me to yours

nearest teahouse.

The first round of bubble tea is on me. Ha, ha, ha!

(RELIEVED CHEERING)

Bubble tea, pff! It's not even particularly tasty.

Oh, rejoice, little piggy.

You are a heroine.

Actually they are real heroes my friends Dickie and Daffy.

Oh, those unkempt stable animals?

Yes! Without the courage and the sacrifice of these unkempt stable animals

Earth would never have had a chance.

Well... Hehe... The city is becoming safe name a park bench after them.

Oh... But nothing that obvious, please.

-(VIBRANT PARTY MUSIC) -(BUBBLE OF VOICES)

Oh... pure bubble happiness!

Oh, you squishy, ​​delicious baby.

That... doesn't... exist. A third anomaly!

-(SHEARED SOUNDS) -WOMAN: Oh my God!

Huh?

Moment.

(SQUEAK)

Dickie! Daffy!

Did I just hear Petunia?

Daffy, I think we survived.

-You did it! -Petunia!

-Grab her, Dickie! -Dickie!

We made it! We ...

Well done, fat man!

Ha, ha, ha! Very good!

Wow! D-D-That was

-very-very-very... -... very-very-very pleasant.

(GIGGLE)

Cool, space gum!

Wow...

This is the best taste, that I have ever tried! Ha, ha, ha!

Oh! (WHISPERING) One second, please.

(SQUEAK) Asteroid Crystals! This is the missing ingredient!

I did it! I have created the perfect taste!

-Well done! -I knew you could do it.

Hey, guys! Can I take a photo of the heroes do for the newspaper?

But definitely!

DAFFY: “Hometown heroes. Pigs and ducks have a blast."

We were able to save the whole city,

but not our home.

DICKIE: (MOANS) Yes...

The only thing we have left is this picture of us and F-F-Farmer Jim.

-MAN: (HACKING) Guys. -Farmer Jim?

Up here, boys.

-Farmer Jim! -Farmer Jim!

I just wanted to tell you How proud I am of you both.

You guys really stuck together

and you helped than the world needed you most.

Oh, Farmer Jim. We're so sorry about the house.

We didn't want that it will be destroyed.

Don't worry about it your pretty little heads.

-Shouldn't we? -But where should we live now?

Well, then it's good that you you kept our family picture.

-Oh yes? -Come on. Take it out of the frame.

Oh ok.

(CEREMONIAL MUSIC)

-What is that? -DICKIE: (STARTS UP)

A home insurance policy.

To our N-N names.

"Covers extensive damage or conversions,

triggered, but not limited to alien mind control plans."

Coverage over...

-5 million dollars! -5 million dollars!

Daffy, that means we can each other buy a new home.

My goodness! Farmer Jim, how did you know?

Well, I have with you both lived together long enough

to know that something crazy was going to happen.

Now take care of yourselves, boys. Love you.

Farmer Jim is out. Peace!

-Thanks, Farmer Jim. -Thanks, Farmer Jim.

And, Dickie? Are you ready, to build a new home?

As long as we both stick together.

Ho-ho-ho! But you can believe that.

(LIVING JAZZ MUSIC)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES)

(SCREAMS OUT LOUD)

(POWERFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

Our new home should be us protect with this roof story, right?

(CREDITS MUSIC)

-D-D-That's it, guys! -Wait! That can't be everything.

We have to do it keep a sequel open.

Subtitles by: Bettina Arlt