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The L Word - ep103 - Let's Do It
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They're random acts of sex. K?
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They're encounters, romances,
one-night stands, twenty-year marriages.
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Anytime...
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... you get a group of gay girls together,
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you are guaranteed
someone slept with someone else.
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Who has slept with someone else,
who slept with someone else, and on and on.
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Name any lesbian you know.
I can link her to me in like six moves.
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Christine Lee.
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Christine Lee. Easy. Allright.
Let me think about this.
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Okay. She was with Grace
Partridge, couple years ago.
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Grace had a one-night thing with Anya...
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... then Anya dated Denise...
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... who lived with Katherine Claymore...
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... who was my first girlfriend out of college.
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It's amazing, right?
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Allright, Marc, it's not just about lesbians.
It's - I could put you on this thing.
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And, probably like six connections, easy.
I mean, one if you slept with Anya.
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So?
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So? So the point is we're all connected! See?
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Through love, through loneliness,
through one tiny, lamentable lapse in judgment.
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All of us. In our isolation.
We... reach out!
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From... the darkness! From the alienation
of modern life. To form these connections.
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I think it's a really profound statement
about the nature of human existence.
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Allright. I - I could just do a piece
on... vaginal rejuvenation.
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Now that I like.
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Great.
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Let's do it.
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Guess what?
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I'm all nice and clean, are you
gonna get me sweaty and stinky?
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No. But later for sure.
When we do the insemination.
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You and me. Tonight, here at home.
Sexy in love, with no doctors...
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... no fluorescent lights, no paper gowns...
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d'ya want to?
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Oh, I want to, but last time I checked,
you really needed sperm to make it worthwhile.
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I'm going to the cryobank this afternoon.
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For Marcus' sperm?
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Yes.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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I... there's no reason on earth that
I wouldn't want to make a baby with you
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using a donor who's black.
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I think - I think I was really -
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Don't think.
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'Cause I would love to make a baby with you.
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Tonight.
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In our home.
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In our bed.
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Just you and me.
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Tim - Can I, can I talk to you?
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Right now babe? Really gotta get going.
The girls are already in the water.
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God, you should've seen Trish yesterday.
She was on fire, and Mary...
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If I could just keep them right in that zone
we're absolutely going to ream SC on Saturday.
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Go team.
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You bet your sweet ass.
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on!
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So when am I gonna see you again?
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Um, I'll... I'll be at Milk on Thursday.
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Okay!
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I'll see you there.
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You just had something.
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Yeah? Thanks.
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I'll see ya later.
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Okay!
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Bye, baby.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Yeah, let's get together.
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Allright.
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See you soon.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Higher, higher, higher, higher.
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No, I'm uh, talking to Dana.
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Okay, how much time do I have?
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Okay, then I guess it's going
to be, like, ten minutes, allright?
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I'll gotta call you back. Okay. Bye.
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How we take a break, you get a light snack,
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and we come back, we work
on those legs of yours. Allright?
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Okay, what like... 45 minutes, what?
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45 minutes. Great. K?
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45 minutes, yeah...
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Okay.
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Reviva. Who is it?
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Uhh... yeah, uh... Alice Peters,
I have an appointment.
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I don't understand. What do you want?
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I have an appointment.
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For what? What do you want?
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Allright, I need to get my vagina rejuvenated!
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Well, why didn't you just say so?
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I'm just...
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Um, hi, um, Alice Peters.
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Alice!
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Gabby!
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Don't do it, Alice, I mean the
recovery is supposed to be hell!
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Can you tell the doctor I'm here?
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Alice!
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What?!
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I behaved badly and I'm sorry,
I - I was an asshole, I know that.
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I freaked out.
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I was really intense, and -
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I wasn't ready for it. But.
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I still have feelings for you.
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I mean, I think about you all the time.
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You look great.
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Look, I am not doing this again, Gabby!
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Please!
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Let me try again, I mean,
can't we just... have lunch?
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No!
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Just lunch.
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I'll prove to you how much I've changed.
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Say yes, Alice.
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Just say yes.
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Hello, Reviva.
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Let me check the books.
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Okay, what about Tuesday the 23rd,
around 3:00? 3:00? He's got a whole hour there.
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Okay, um, I'm afraid they're not
until two weeks later, actually.
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On the Thursday at 10:00 AM.
Would that be good for you?
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Great, great. I'll put you in.
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I didn't order that.
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I know. They're from her.
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Lara Perkins, our sous-chef.
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Soup chef?
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Yeah. Right.
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Hi Jenny. It's Marina.
I was thinking about you.
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"It washed up on the beach in Santa Monica,
a swollen, tangled mass in seaweed.
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A jogger stepped, hovered,
poked at it with her toe.
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Sarah Schuster's body flopped back,
her still-limpid eyes staring up at the sky."
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You are so busted over and a day!
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Busted, bitch!
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Please, Lacey, stop.
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You can just kiss your little 4-F's goodbye!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What are you talking about?
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The 4-F's! She finds 'em, feels 'em,
fucks 'em and forgets 'em!
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But I'm gonna tell the whole world who you are!
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Hey! What's she doing?!
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You are so fucked for kicking me out!
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Calm down, figure it out somewhere else! And
keep it away from my friends and my business!
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You'll see, Shane!
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Ritorno pi?tardi.
(I'll return later.)
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Allright, what's up with Jenny and Marina?
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Nothing, as far as I know.
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What, what's going on with Jenny and Marina?
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Look, guys, it's none of our business, just let it go.
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I thought Jenny was straight.
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Dana, most girls are straight until they're not.
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And then... sometimes they're gay 'til they're not.
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True, but there are also the ones
that never look back. Right?
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And you can spot them coming a mile away.
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How can you tell?
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You read the signals.
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That's my problem.
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Dana, it's not the problem.
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Allright? No. Sexuality is fluid,
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whether you're gay or you're straight or
you're bisexual, you just go with the flow.
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No, no, no. That - is my problem, okay?
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I can't feel the flow. That...
thing, whatever it is, I don't got it.
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You don't have gaydar.
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No.
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You're so right, you don't have it!
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No, everyone's got it...
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... you just have to tune in. Yes.
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I'm gonna prove it.
See that girl who just came in?
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Okay.
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What is she?
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A customer?
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I don't know!
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Dana, look at her fingernails,
are they long or short?
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Are they polished or natural?
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They're long and polished. Sooo, she's -
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Leaning to straight, but we still need more info.
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Look at the shoes.
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High-heeled sandals.
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With tapered jeans.
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Would you wear high-heeled
sandals with tapered jeans?
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Yes?
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No.
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Oh god! Look, I've only ever
seen her in her chef's uniform.
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Dana, I doubt that woman's a chef.
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No, no, no. She's got a thing for a chef.
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I do.
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Dana, I'm impressed, you're into someone and
you want to know whether or not they're down.
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She's down?
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Whether she plays for our team. The gay team.
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Wait... don't the bisexuals have their own team?
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Allright. I'm gonna help you,
even though you're extremely annoying.
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Do you know the name of this girl, first and last?
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Yes, I do.
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Allright. You know the chart?
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Yeah.
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Okay. I put it on the internet -
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You what?
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Allright, don't freak.
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It's really cool. This thing is growing.
People are adding names.
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And it's, like, growing exponentially.
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That's great, Alice, I love the sound of that one.
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"The cold, clammy wind blew.
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Sara's coffin was lowered
into the ruddy, damp earth."
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I was thinking about you.
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Hi Jenny. It's Marina.
I was thinking about you.
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I was thinking about you.
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End of final message.
Press erase again to erase all messages.
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No messages.
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To us.
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To our future.
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To Marcus Allenwood's
unbelievably high sperm count.
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It's fascinating.
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It's very clear pink. Sean's was kind of greenish.
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More viscous.
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No, don't be grossed out.
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We have to honor it.
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We honor you.
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We honor you.
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All 75 million of you.
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Do we have everything we need...
Let's see...
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Syringe. Diaphragm.
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Magical juice.
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Magic juice.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Look at that, I'm the center of the universe.
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You're a major hub. I mean, there's one other girl,
Mary O'Reilly who dated this lesbian porn star.
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Yeah?
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She has a crazier matrix than you.
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Oh, there's a, um - there's a dotted line -
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There's a dotted line...
between you and Gabby Devaux.
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No. There isn't. I ran into
her the other day. Okay?
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I was doing research on my
vaginal rejuvenation story,
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she was a Reviva receptionist...
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And she thought I was there for the surgery.
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And she was like, 'But Alice, your pussy's tight.'
Y'know? Like, 'why're you here?'
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She looked good. It's funny.
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Didn't she treat you like shit, Al?
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Worse than that. Al, I swear I will
kill you if you get back together with her.
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Okay. Shane, I'm not going
to get back together with her. K?
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It's not gonna happen. Allright?
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No. I'm serious.
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Allright. What's the name of your little cook?
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Uh, Lara Perkins. L-A-R-A.
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She's, uh... she's the soup chef.
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A sous-chef?
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Like an assistant chef?
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Oh, yeah.
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Sous-chef.
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Yeah, yeah, that's totally what she is. Yeah.
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Okay. Well, I might as well start with Shane.
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Why must you do that?
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Chances are, if she's into girls, y'know...
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Look - it - Dane? It totally
wouldn't have meant anything.
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Oh, that's comforting, thanks.
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She's not on it.
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What does that mean?
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I did a - I did a whole search. Well,
it means she didn't sleep with Shane...
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... which is good, but she
didn't sleep with anyone.
254
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,080
How long do I have to stay this way?
255
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,290
Do you want to try putting
the diaphragm in again?
256
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:47,740
Ooh. God, that's disgusting. I've really
got to tell Sonya to clean under there.
257
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,560
Do we forget something?
258
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,960
Noo....
259
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,500
Hi, were you sleeping?
260
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,540
Not exactly.
261
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,140
Yeah, we tried to call but no one answered.
262
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,950
So the logical conclusion was just to come over?
263
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,680
No, uh, it's an emergency,
y'know, started as a gaydar thing,
264
00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:14,190
Shane and I are totally capable of handling that,
but this one has major relationship stuff.
265
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,770
Yeah, I think at this point
she needs expert advice.
266
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:19,750
I am so embarrassed. I am sorry.
267
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,910
It's okay Dana. We were finished.
268
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,900
Oh, my god...
269
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:27,860
Where is she?
270
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,290
Oh, hey!
271
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,090
Hey.
272
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,920
What is this?
273
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,160
Marcus Allenwood.
274
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,550
Oh, god! Shit!
275
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,000
Okay! Allright! Allright!
276
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,140
That is disgusting.
277
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140
Oh my god, get it off, get it off!
278
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,400
Okay! Okay! You're not going
to get pregnant through your sweater!
279
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,830
Thanks, I know. Allright, I got it. I'll get it.
280
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,660
Wait. So, we could be here
at the moment of conception.
281
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,850
You could. Yes.
282
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:53,100
Well then, I'm really sorry.
Would you like us to leave?
283
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,420
That would be too late.
284
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,620
Yeah, why don't you guys just
tell us about the emergency?
285
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,680
The emergency is Miss Dana is hot
for this lil nugget at her country club.
286
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,980
Lara Perkins. Looked her
up on the chart, not on it.
287
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,410
I just wanna know if she's -
288
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:07,430
If she's gay?
289
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,060
Have you looked at her fingernails?
290
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,100
Not gonna work. She's a chef.
291
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,310
What kind of dresser is she?
292
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:16,310
Well, she wears this cute little white uniform,
sometimes she wears a stripey apron.
293
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:19,550
Well, what about, um, personal interaction.
294
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,640
I mean, is she flirtatious,
does she make a lot of eye contact?
295
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,960
Does she touch your hand
when she's talking to you?
296
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,910
Well, I haven't really talked to her up close yet.
297
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,430
What, do you guys shout across the room?
298
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070
No.
299
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:36,250
Look, I just wanna know...
I just, before I talk to her, and -
300
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,100
and make an ass of myself, I just -
I just wanna know whether or not she's -
301
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,010
Dana, honey, we can't, you know,
possibly make any kind of accurate analysis
302
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:45,300
when you haven't even had a conversation
with her. I mean, we need something to go on.
303
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,770
Well, she sends me food.
304
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,360
She... she sends me vegetables on skewers,
305
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:52,230
with, um, with like these
perfect little grill marks on them.
306
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,750
And, um, sometimes she sends me
these dipping sauces with like no fat
307
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,760
or anything else heavy in them, not
to mess up my training, you know.
308
00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,920
These skewered vegetables...
309
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,450
Did she come up with them all
on her own or did you order them?
310
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,490
No, she just sends them.
311
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,690
But she hasn't spoken to you.
312
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,300
No.
313
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,560
Ask her out.
314
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,680
No, no, no, Dana cannot do that.
And that's totally understandable.
315
00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:14,900
You don't want to put yourself out there for
someone who maybe is just being nice to you,
316
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,000
because, you know, you're
an important person at the club.
317
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,700
Exactly.
318
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,800
Please don't encourage her.
319
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
It's okay, Dana.
We are gonna take care of this.
320
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:22,310
You mean?
321
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,220
I mean.
322
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:23,920
What?
323
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:29,700
We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the
disposition and intent of one Miss Lara Perkins.
324
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,640
Hey!
325
00:19:58,900 --> 00:19:59,530
What are you doing in here?
326
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,700
What? There's nothing in here
I haven't seen before, believe me.
327
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,540
Oh, where's the shorts?
328
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:06,510
The ones you wore yesterday.
329
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,790
They're in the wash. Why?
330
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,450
They make your ass look better.
331
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,000
Not to worry. Subaru's interested
in more than a good ass.
332
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,480
Subaru?
333
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,520
Yeah. The campaign. There's gonna be
a rep in the stands tomorrow watching you train.
334
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:26,210
Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god!
335
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,250
Oh, Jesus. Honey, can you pump
up a little before you hit the court...
336
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,480
... allright? I want to see veins popping.
337
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,230
Okay!
338
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,530
Who busts his balls for you?
339
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,130
You do!
340
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,550
That's right. Grr!
341
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,190
Wear the shorts.
342
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,450
I'll wear the shorts!
343
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,140
Oh my god.
344
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,830
Hey! You okay?
345
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:55,740
Uh... I'm fine! I'm fine.
346
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,590
That was my agent. He, uh, he just told me
Subaru might want to use me for an ad campaign.
347
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,300
So, uh, they're gonna watch me train tomorrow.
348
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,000
Which is so cool.
349
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,650
That's... that's so exciting!
350
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:13,830
Yeah, yeah it is. It is, kinda.
I mean, you know, I can't mess up.
351
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,010
So.
352
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,160
I'm sure you won't.
353
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:21,650
Um. You can turn around, now.
My jacket's back on.
354
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:26,070
My job is so messy.
I have to change, like, three times a day.
355
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,270
Yeah? You always look nice when I see you.
356
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,970
I mean... I mean, you never look dirty.
357
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,010
When I see you.
358
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,100
I gotta go. I - I have to - I have to go.
359
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:45,010
Listen, why don't you come by later?
I'll send something down for you.
360
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,100
Okay. Yeah!
361
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,140
Great.
362
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,860
Thank you.
363
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:50,420
Bye.
364
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:51,020
Bye.
365
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,560
Bag.
366
00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:58,290
Bye.
367
00:21:58,430 --> 00:21:59,330
Bye.
368
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:07,410
Hey, Al.
369
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,320
How'd it go?
370
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,510
You're not serious.
371
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,800
Maybe it's for the best.
372
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,700
What is?
373
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:22,330
Well, Gabby Devaux stood Alice up.
374
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360
Yeah.
375
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:27,740
Nevermind. Let's go help Dana out,
then we can work out your situation.
376
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,080
I am so sorry I'm late.
377
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,040
Yeah. Yeah, you really are.
378
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:36,770
Working on my screenplay, lost track of
time. You're a writer, you know how it is.
379
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:38,310
Can you forgive me?
380
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,620
Yeah, um... my friends are waiting.
I should probably go.
381
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:47,090
Do you have to do everything
your friends want you to do?
382
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:51,430
Alice? We really gotta go.
383
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:54,050
Oh, yeah. You do.
384
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,630
C'mon, Alice. We gotta go.
385
00:22:58,970 --> 00:22:59,970
Okay.
386
00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:01,870
Call me.
387
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,540
Allright, guys.
388
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,960
Let's do it!
389
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,770
Pretend you don't know us!
390
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,050
Dana. May I sit with you?
391
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,710
So which one is she?
392
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:39,660
Wow. Very nice, Dana.
393
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:45,150
No! I'm here for you. I'm here for you.
394
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,200
It's the redhead.
395
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,550
It's the cute redhead.
396
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,840
Kitchen shoes. Neutral.
397
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,240
Look at the earrings.
398
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,020
Hoops. Hard to read.
399
00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:11,110
Oh, quick! Kiss me!
400
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,240
God, what are they doing?!
401
00:24:28,830 --> 00:24:30,230
Abort.
402
00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,540
Allright. I'll be back.
403
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:47,790
Allright. So far, it's neck-and-neck.
404
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,900
Well, she's got some good
lezzie points for her walk,
405
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,070
and the way she moves that chopping knife.
406
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:54,400
Yeah, but she's way femmy on the coiffure tip.
407
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,550
Yeah, and her reaction to the
two of you kissing was split
408
00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:58,350
because she didn't freak
out which was a good sign,
409
00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,080
but she hardly paid any attention.
410
00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:04,890
Yeah, but you guys, she's got 9 in the lez
column and she only has only 7 in the straight.
411
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:07,850
Yeah, but the margin of error is
plus or minus 5 percentage points.
412
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,660
You know what we have to do.
413
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,240
Hi.
414
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:23,840
I'm sorry?
415
00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:29,330
I was just wondering if you had those,
uh... y'know, those - those... sweet little figs.
416
00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:34,210
Oh, I know what you mean, I love figs. Um,
unfortunately they're out of season right now.
417
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,550
Oh, they are? Well, then, uh...
418
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,410
I don't know, I was wondering if you just,
419
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:43,620
I don't know, if you could recommend
something else. I just kinda have that...
420
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,020
... have that craving.
421
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:52,240
Um... well, sometimes we have these
champagne truffles for dessert, but, not today.
422
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,220
Um. That's what all that comes to mind.
423
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,450
And that's it?
424
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,880
Yeah, that's it.
425
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:06,930
Allright then.
426
00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:08,870
Thank you.
427
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:19,390
I'm sorry, Dana. It doesn't look
good for Miss Lara Perkins.
428
00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:22,250
Maybe she's a different kind of lesbian.
429
00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:24,390
Yeah, the straight kind.
430
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,860
Yeah, but, the Shane test pretty
much works on every woman.
431
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,700
You didn't get anything from her?
432
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:33,370
I got nothin'.
433
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,540
Oh, honey, there are a lot
of other fish in the sea.
434
00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:39,470
Gay fish.
435
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,860
Oh, my god.
436
00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:43,030
Who is that?
437
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:45,730
Shit. Look, will you get me to your car, please?
438
00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:57,170
I don't know, you guys, you're
really cutting edge, now.
439
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,960
Lesbian moms. Biracial child.
440
00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:02,790
We are pretty in, Alice.
441
00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:05,660
Well, you're going to have no trouble getting
that kid into the Center for Early Education.
442
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,690
It's gonna be, like, diversity poster child.
443
00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:09,450
Hey!
444
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:09,950
Hi.
445
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:11,350
Isn't that your neighbor?
446
00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:15,990
You guys think he knows?
447
00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:16,650
Knows what?
448
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,980
That his girlfriend's making the team with Marina.
449
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:21,730
That is ridiculous!
450
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,410
Okay. Allright. I only repeat what I hear. So.
451
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,560
Did Marina tell you?
452
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,990
Marina didn't tell her a thing.
453
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,700
It's what Marina didn't tell me, y'know?
454
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:35,160
Why is it so important for you to believe
that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?
455
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,500
Because they are.
456
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:41,140
No, that's just your little fantasy. Here is
a truly radical idea for you to contemplate:
457
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:45,340
Monogamy isn't just hypothetical.
Some people actually do practice it.
458
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:48,610
Oh.
459
00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:50,190
Right.
460
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:53,740
Oh, I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
461
00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:55,810
It's on the house.
462
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:58,160
Hey, thank you. How are you?
463
00:27:58,230 --> 00:27:59,430
I'm good, and you?
464
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,400
Where have you been? I haven't
seen you and Jenny in a long time.
465
00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:07,510
Yeah... I've actually been buried. We have
the biggest competition of the year in two weeks.
466
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,560
She's just been writing.
She hasn't been in at all, huh?
467
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,660
Oh, no, not when I was around, no.
468
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:19,020
You know what? We're
having a dinner party tonight,
469
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,130
it was just kind of thrown together
at the last minute. You should come.
470
00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:24,410
Well, that's sweet but I have,
um, some things to do -
471
00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:28,120
Seriously. It'll be fun. I mean, you're even
going to know people there. Bette and Tina...
472
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:33,580
Jenny would love to have you. Eight o'clock
at our house. You can bring anyone you want.
473
00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,330
I see what Jenny sees in you.
474
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,770
Um... Thanks.
475
00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:44,710
Come.
476
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:47,230
Bye.
477
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,230
Bye.
478
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:30,580
Wow. Three beautiful women
all at once? Please, come in.
479
00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:33,350
Hi. You look great. Thank you.
480
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:34,880
Thank you, so much.
481
00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:46,150
Randy Jackson, Carol Gargione. These are
our nextdoor neighbors, this is Bette Porter...
482
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,220
... Tina Kennard...
483
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,180
And this is Marina...
484
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,080
Ferrer.
485
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:53,390
Which is exactly why I
let her introduce herself.
486
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,900
Now, I got chili in the kitchen.
487
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:57,920
Jenny just called, she's
going to be a little late.
488
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,560
Sorry about that.
Make yourselves at home and I'll, uh -
489
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:01,630
Oh, I'll help you with these.
490
00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:02,820
Thank you. Very much.
491
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:06,130
Subaru loved you.
492
00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:08,090
What?
493
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,800
Yeah, you're their girl, you're their
A-Number-One tennis playin' babe.
494
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:16,270
I got it?
495
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:19,740
Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Done deal.
496
00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:22,030
They god-damned loved your fucking guts!
497
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,990
I got it?!
498
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,110
Who do you love? Who do you love?
499
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:26,610
You!
500
00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:27,380
That's right.
501
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:28,280
Oh my god!
502
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,580
Allright, you're sweating on me.
You're sweating all over my suit.
503
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,060
Jenny! Hey, let me grab that.
504
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,580
How are you?
505
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,240
I missed you.
506
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,540
Hi, nice to see you.
507
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:04,990
So. I got, uh, eight of those little
chocolate dessert things... very expensive...
508
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:14,750
Thank you. So. Chili's ready. You're not. And
if you can run and get changed, it'd be great. K?
509
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:17,780
See ya. In a second.
510
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,960
Jen... I just ran into her at The Planet.
Why are you so upset?
511
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:28,780
Because. I didn't know that she was gonna
be here, okay? It just kinda sucks and...
512
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:33,480
I have nothing to wear. Fuck. Okay, this is fine.
513
00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,590
It's fine.
514
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,840
Look, I just don't get -
515
00:31:48,850 --> 00:31:50,690
Will you shut the door, please, thank you.
516
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,400
I don't get what the big deal is.
517
00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,630
Did something happen between you two?
518
00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:57,710
No. Nothing happened. I don't like her, okay?
519
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,720
She has this, y'know, this way ...
520
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:06,690
of acting like she she knows everything...
521
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,460
but - I'm gonna go out there... and just...
522
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,900
get this over with.
523
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,020
Stop for a second. Jen. Stop.
524
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,920
We are not going to let
this ruin our evening, okay?
525
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,730
We're going to go back out there,
we're going to have a good time,
526
00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:25,730
and whatever competitive thing
you have going with Marina...
527
00:32:26,850 --> 00:32:32,050
Just ... talk to her. Y'know, kiss and
make up, or ... whatever you women do.
528
00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:41,130
Allright! Everybody, everybody,
put your hands together and welcome
529
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:46,830
Rebecca Thatcher doing
Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back"!
530
00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:51,410
So why did we come to karaoke night?
531
00:32:51,410 --> 00:32:52,510
She's here!
532
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,290
Fucking Gabby Devaux again?
533
00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,190
You invited her, didn't you Al?
534
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,460
Noo! I mean, I might have mentioned
that we might be here, I don't know.
535
00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:04,130
Look, she had a really
good excuse the other night.
536
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,660
Yeah, and she's a poor excuse
for a decent human being.
537
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,200
She's really changed, Shane.
Okay? You know...
538
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,440
She's a lot better than she used to be.
539
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,480
I bet.
540
00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:20,910
Wow! Did you see her boots? Hot, hot, hot!
541
00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:23,950
Al, you get with her and I will kill you.
542
00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:28,490
She'll step on your dignity
with those boots. Trust me.
543
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:33,920
Thank You.
544
00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:37,970
You look like a Renaissance painting.
545
00:33:38,030 --> 00:33:40,530
Oh! Gosh! Thank you.
546
00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:46,350
Everyone, before we start, Jenny and I
have a little announcement we'd like to make.
547
00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:49,950
You're getting married? That's wonderful!
548
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,180
Congratulations, you guys.
549
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,220
Yeah, congratulations!
550
00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:55,190
Well, hey, that deserves a toast.
551
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,400
Tanti auguri.
(Best wishes)
552
00:33:57,820 --> 00:33:58,820
Cheers.
553
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,090
Thank you.
554
00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:14,430
So, can we dig in?
555
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,540
Please, do.
556
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,500
Alice, don't turn around.
557
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,200
Alice?
558
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,920
Hey...
559
00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:21,250
I know you're not ignoring me.
560
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,530
I... was... busy. Talking.
561
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:28,130
Excuse me. Have any of you
seen Bette and Tina here tonight?
562
00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:30,580
No, they had like a dinner party or something.
563
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:35,310
O-kay. Thanks, I'll just... check in with you later.
564
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,460
Bye Kit.
565
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:41,760
Anyway. Yeah, about that story, uh...
566
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,400
think they're interested in the whole chart thing.
567
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:49,020
And, um, guys - the guys at the magazine
looked pretty interested in it, and uh...
568
00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,930
... something about the...
569
00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:56,910
... Yeah, they liked the way it linked
the editor... to me... in like... three moves...
570
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:57,930
Alice?
571
00:34:59,130 --> 00:34:59,530
Alice.
572
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,780
What!
573
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,880
It's - It's cool.
574
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,340
May I have a glass?
575
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,100
Sure.
576
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:19,380
Let me see your ring.
577
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,070
Are you happy?
578
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,340
Don't ask me that.
579
00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:35,890
Oh.
580
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:37,390
Sorry.
581
00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,410
I was admiring Jenny's ring.
582
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,140
Isn't it beautiful?
583
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,820
It is beautiful.
584
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,270
Tim has great taste.
585
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,940
Yeah, he does.
586
00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:58,740
I'm...
587
00:36:00,850 --> 00:36:02,150
I'm really s...
588
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,820
I'm...
589
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,000
I'm just really not used to the way this feels.
590
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
This ring.
591
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,200
Yes?
592
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,270
Hi.
593
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
What are you doing?
594
00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:32,870
What are you talking about?
595
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I know it's not my place to judge you, Marina...
596
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:45,220
and I don't know what's going on with
you and Jenny but I think this is wrong.
597
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:51,190
I'm sorry you feel that way. But I
don't think I've done anything wrong.
598
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:04,660
First question.
599
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,340
If you only had one day left
to live, how would you live it?
600
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Jenny?
601
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:14,060
Yes. Oh, um...
602
00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:23,370
I would probably spend the
whole day and night writing 'til...
603
00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:28,710
I felt as though I'd left something
behind that I was proud of.
604
00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:32,290
You mean you wouldn't
spend it with me? Really?
605
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:41,980
I would be lying on a beach,
sipping rum, and reading Borges.
606
00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:45,870
And I would be with you. Because
Jenny would be off somewhere, writing.
607
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:49,320
I need to leave.
608
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Naked in Tahiti. That's the way to do it.
609
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:58,170
Um. Bette has this throbbing headache
and she has had it since early this morning,
610
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,010
so I'm gonna take her home.
611
00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,550
Can I get you some Advil?
612
00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:07,250
No, no, I'm just gonna put her to bed, she'll
be fine. But thanks, it was such a great evening.
613
00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:10,620
Bye Tim. That was great. Congratulations.
614
00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:12,230
Thank you.
615
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:16,070
Bye, Bette. I hope you feel better.
616
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,700
I'm sure I will. Thanks.
617
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,750
What happened?
618
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:23,750
Marina and Jenny.
619
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:25,770
What makes you so sure?
620
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,520
Believe me, I saw them. They were
getting real close in the kitchen.
621
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,320
Maybe they were just talking.
622
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:34,840
I'm sure if anything happened, it was probably
just a one-time thing. Maybe Tim knows.
623
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,760
Tim doesn't know. They were
in there making a fool of him.
624
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,960
Why are you being so judgmental?
625
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:41,520
Why are you being so blas?
626
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,060
Don't you think... don't you think
you're making too much out of this?
627
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:50,590
Nope
628
00:38:50,590 --> 00:38:52,640
Well, it's not that big of a deal.
629
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,930
Why? Just because Marina's
a woman, it doesn't count?
630
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:58,030
Oh, yeah, Bette, that's exactly what I think.
631
00:38:58,050 --> 00:39:00,750
Well, those are really great values
to pass on to our kid, aren't they, Tina?
632
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,510
You mean you're pregnant?
633
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,040
Jesus!
634
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,660
And no one was gonna tell me?
635
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,020
Hi Kit.
636
00:39:07,550 --> 00:39:09,440
I don't know. We don't know yet.
637
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,550
Why do you always have to break in?
638
00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:14,450
Look, I'm gonna go to bed, you guys.
639
00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,420
You can't, I need to talk to both of you.
640
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:18,560
It's not a good time.
641
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,560
Well, if I don't do it now,
then I'm going to lose my nerve.
642
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,560
If you don't do what?
643
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:25,150
Start making amends.
644
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,840
Is this the 12-step thing?
645
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,740
Yeah. Yeah, and I, um...
646
00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:32,660
I have to do this or I'm not
going to get my license back.
647
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:35,840
So it's a requirement.
I mean, you don't even mean it.
648
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:38,670
You're just gonna go through
the motions like you do all the time.
649
00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:42,910
I've done a lot of thinking
about it and I wrote a list
650
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:47,470
that I wanted you to look at to see if
there's anything, you know, that I forgot.
651
00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:56,710
Okay.
652
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,020
Bette, I have to do this.
653
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:12,780
I apologize for the time I yelled
at you when you were ten
654
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:16,730
and you hid in the garage
to listen to my band practice.
655
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:23,330
I apologize that I didn't turn up for your
12th birthday party after promising I would.
656
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:28,040
And I apologize for hiding my stash in
your teddy bear and letting daddy find it,
657
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:30,180
even though he knew it was mine.
658
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:36,710
And I apologize for disappearing...
from your life for so many years.
659
00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:53,980
C'mon, help me out here, you know I mean it.
660
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:58,140
Bette, you know, it's just not that easy for her.
661
00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:05,970
Well, I guess I fucked that up!
662
00:41:06,370 --> 00:41:09,570
No you didn't. It's not your fault.
663
00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:27,890
Hey!
664
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,680
Hi!
665
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,480
So, did you hear from Subaru? Did you get it?
666
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:32,580
I did.
667
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:35,680
Oh, my god, that's fantastic! I knew you would.
668
00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:38,520
Well, they're lucky to have you.
669
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,840
Oh, thanks.
670
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:43,080
Well, um... goodnight.
671
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:44,320
Goodnight.
672
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,880
Just in case you were still wondering.
673
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,650
Well, hey.
674
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,460
I like your... boots.
675
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:32,420
Hi.
676
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:33,020
Hi.
677
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,320
Are you, um, with anyone?
678
00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,210
No.
679
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:48,550
Hey!
680
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,600
I got something to say.
681
00:42:54,690 --> 00:42:57,690
There's a menace in the house. She's a user,
682
00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:04,300
and a fucker, and she has probably
fucked you, and you, and you.
683
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,960
And there she is.
684
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:13,340
On the prowl for another girl to fuck
and leave. So tell her no more!
685
00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:15,710
I'm sorry.
686
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:21,600
Stop the menace! C'mon!
Stop the menace! Stop the menace!
687
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,850
I think you're right to have
such strong convictions.
688
00:43:43,150 --> 00:43:45,650
It makes you who you are, it sets you apart.
689
00:43:45,650 --> 00:43:47,320
I love you for that.
690
00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:53,420
I do.
691
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:03,020
C'etait un plaisir de vous rencontrer.
(It was a pleasure meeting you.)
692
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,660
J'espere vous revoir?
(Do I expect to see you again?)
693
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,710
... Yes!
694
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,070
Thank you.
695
00:44:08,070 --> 00:44:08,870
Sure.
696
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,550
Goodbye, Tim.
697
00:44:11,770 --> 00:44:13,010
It was wonderful.
698
00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:13,910
Thank you.
699
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,760
Jenny, you have a wonderful home.
700
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,670
Thank you.
701
00:44:22,470 --> 00:44:25,370
Wow. Hey, just one question.
702
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,500
Who is in love with that woman?
703
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,320
Count me in!
704
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,460
I'm only human.
705
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,580
The woman has a charm that goes way
beyond the fact that she's just... stunning.
706
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:42,080
Jenny? Don't you have just a little crush on her?
707
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,220
No.
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