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That was our Trev on the phone.
She's on her way now.
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Then it's Kelly and Shaun
from Kelly's mum's at half three,
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and then it's me, you, the gang
and the open road, mate.
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- You moving out?
- Say again.
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I said, are you moving out, duck?
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- No, what you on?
- Why have you packed so many bags?
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- It's for the rave.
- We're only there for one night.
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You said it was a nighter
so I've brought enough for...
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Yeah, a nighter. Not a yearer.
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Yeah, but if you think about it logically,
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it's a day, a night,
and then another day and then...
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Thinking about it logically,
you need underpants, condoms and drugs.
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- They're in the odds and sods bag.
- That's all you need, then, brother.
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- Yeah, but... We need provisions, mate.
- Provisions? Like him?
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- He coming? Is he coming?
- Doesn't have to come.
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- I weren't set on him.
- There's a fucking bag within a bag here.
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- That's a bag inside a bag.
- It's for souvenirs, mate.
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In case we see owt for Lolly,
Woody and the kids and that.
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We're not going to American Adventure.
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We're not gonna get a picture
of you going down the log flume.
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We're going to a rave. We're gonna
get out of our heads, have a mash up.
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I'm trying to think in case we stay,
in case we end up somewhere.
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You've thought way too much on this, man.
Way too fucking much.
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I'm gonna go for a wank...
and a shit and a bath.
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Downsize it a little bit.
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Condense it down a bit, brother,
cos that's just ridiculous.
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Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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# Hallelujah
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That was a bit of a wild one last night, weren't it?
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- Yeah.
- You was a bit wild, anyway.
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Do you want me to do some breakfast?
I can do a banging bacon butty.
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No, mate, honestly, I've really got to go.
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- Fucking hell. Is that the time?
- Yep.
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Well, can I get your number or summat?
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I'm-.-
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I'm never really situated in the same...
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like, place, so that probably wouldn't really work.
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- Have I done summat wrong?
- No.
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No. Not at all.
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I just work with my mum and my sister
and they're gonna fucking flip so I'd better go.
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Nice to meet you, Stu.
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Is it there?
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- Yeah.
- Well, come on. Get it open.
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We can't eat our dinner till we know.
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What if it's a no?
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It won't be a no. It'll be a positive.
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You were the star pupil
on that drama course, Shaun.
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- Word travels fast, don't it?
- It does, yeah.
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Well, as long as you know that I tried,
even if it is a no.
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Brilliant. It's a no.
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What?
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Little sod! He'll have me at it all day.
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"We're sorry to inform you that,
after much consideration,
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we can't offer you a place
on the photography course
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due to the manner in which
you left the drama course
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back in January, 1989."
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- That's a bloody mistake.
- It has to be.
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It's not a mistake, is it?
It's right. I left the course.
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No, it's a different course, Shaun.
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It doesn't matter.
It's the same college.
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- You was in bits over Michelle.
- It doesn't matter.
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Like they give a fuck about that.
They're not bothered.
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- I'm gonna get Dr Lenny to have a word.
- No, you're not.
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- You was on anti-depressants.
- It doesn't matter.
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- You didn't just swan off.
- It doesn't matter.
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- They're not gonna take it into consideration.
- It does matter.
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It doesn't fucking matter! How many times?
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It's my fucking life! Not yours! It's my fault!
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I walked off the fucking course
and I'm not bothered!
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- I did it to get you off my back, anyway!
- Fine. Just calm down.
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- I don't care! I don't care!
- Fine.
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OK. Now calm down, Shaun.
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Shaun, love, I'm sorry.
All right, I won't say anything.
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- It's just the injustice of it, love. It's not right.
- It doesn't matter, Mum. It says no. End of.
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- Gadge, what have we got here?
- Survival gear, Trev.
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Cousin's in the air cadets
so he taught me a thing or two.
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- We're only going for a day.
- Yeah, but I've heard about these raves.
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Go for a day thinking, "Yeah," you end up at
another party, another party, another party.
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Some people end up in Ibiza and everything.
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Yeah, all right, Gary.
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- You haven't listened, have you, mate?
- Yeah, I have.
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There's still a load of shit here.
A massive pile of shit.
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That's half of what you said I couldn't take.
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It doesn't matter.
There's still too much there. Way too much.
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- It's all essential.
- I can't believe it.
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- This is what Trev's got.
- That's it.
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That's what you've got. You're a bloke.
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- We need it!
- What do we need?
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- That is your sleeping bag, mate.
- Let's get what we need.
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- Let's get your...
- Sleeping bag.
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- We need that.
- Necessity.
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- We need a tent to sleep in, don't we?
- Necessity.
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- But, in terms of, like, pig chow, sweets...
- Mate, we need them, for the road.
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- Harvey, don't be a dick!
- Fuck 'em off, mate.
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That's my sweets, mate!
One bag of sweets, mate!
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World In Motion
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- Er...large G&T, please.
- No problem.
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- There you are, love. Thank you.
- Thanks.
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- There you are. Thank you.
- Thank you. Cheers.
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# Love's got the world in motion
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# And I can't believe it's true...
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- Right, that's me done.
- All right, cheers.
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What's up?
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What?
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So what am I gonna do about Kelly?
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Look, don't be too hard on her, Lol.
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She has to do from nine to one, Mum, yeah?
Who can't do them hours?
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She's just struggling a bit at the minute.
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Struggling with what? What?
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Look, she's going away this weekend.
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- One final blow out with Gadge and Harvey.
- Oh, God.
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I'll sit her down on Sunday,
have a proper good word with her. I promise.
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She'll be here on time
every fucking day next week with bells on.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, fine.
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- You still on for the barbecue later?
- Definitely.
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- Want me to bring owt?
- No. You're good.
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- See you later.
- Thanks, Mum.
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See ya.
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Mate, just give her five minutes. We'll find her.
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- We can't go without her, can we, Harv?
- We can.
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- You're being a nob.
- We can.
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You're taking the piss. Come on.
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I had my mix in here. Where is it?
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She's just forgot that we told her hers.
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- She's probably outside Shaun's.
- No, she's there.
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Oh, there she is, Harv.
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- Half three at your mum's, Kel.
- What?
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Half three at your mum's. Nice one.
Where the fuck were you?
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- At the pub.
- Wicked. Nice one.
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- Are you getting in?
- Weren't it half four at Shaun's?
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No. It was half three at your mum's.
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- Get in, then.
- Erm...
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Swing by mine and I'll get ready.
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- Absolutely not, no.
- I'll have a shower.
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- I'll be two seconds and I'll come straight out.
- No. Not happening.
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- Get in the car or don't get in the car.
- My outfit's on the bed.
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We've been driving for an hour.
Get in the car or fuck off.
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- You're not coming to the party.
- You're taking the piss?
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- Absolutely not. Can we go?
- I'll be one second. I'll have a quick...
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Listen, you great frigging twat,
get in the car now.
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I've been driving round for a fucking hour.
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- Just get in the car.
- Get in the fucking car.
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- So I'm gonna go like this?
- Yeah. I'm not arguing. I'm going. See you.
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- Hold on, then. Stop being such a prick.
- Thank you.
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Budge up, you...
Well, budge up, then, you fucking ginge minge.
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I'm the only one that's not said owt!
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Hold on! I'm not even in the car!
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What's wrong with you?
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- Have you got a drink?
- Right.
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Who likes salmonella?
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Yeah!
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- Who likes violent illness? Yeah!
- Nice one.
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Who likes throwing up?
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# Doo-dee-dee doo-dee-doo dee-doo!
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# Doo-dee-dee doo-dee-doo dee-doo!
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Oi, that's cool. Doing well there.
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- How far can you slide down?
- Whoo!
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- Oh, you big boy.
- Do you want that?
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- How are you, sweetheart?
- I'm all right.
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Give us a kiss.
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You've got ketchup on your...
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- Don't be like that.
- Get out of it!
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- Don't embarrass me. Don't embarrass me!
- Get off!
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Oh, careful.
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- What's that you're doing?
- Tried to kiss me.
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- You've got tomato sauce all in your face.
- Yeah, he just kissed me.
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- Is it bad? How bad is it, out often?
- What's that you're doing?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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You've ruined the day!
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One Love
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Take a peek on these sweeties.
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- Oh, amazing.
- Double barrels.
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Just like a shotgun.
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- We'll go full. Me and you, we'll go full, Gadget.
- Mate. One at least.
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- Girls, you go halves on one.
- Nah, I could drop one of them.
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Shaun the prawn, you have a 16th.
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Yeah? Give it a nibble, see what you think.
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- Serious.
- I know what you're trying to do.
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Mate, honestly,
it's like nothing else you've ever had.
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It's not like this shit.
It just makes you...
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- Makes you want to hug the world, basically.
- This is what you feel like.
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All the time. All the time.
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Just love, man. Just love.
Gay, straight, love.
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You just wanna love.
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You wanna mix with other people in love.
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Now, then, is everyone full
off impetigo burgers?
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- Yeah, bloody hell.
- I feel sick but...
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It's just as well. You'll notice I didn't eat much
during that whole affair. There's a reason.
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- You didn't want to get ill.
- I didn't want to get ill.
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That's correct.
There's a reason for not wanting to get ill,
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cos we're gonna find out
who the hardest man or woman is
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via the medium of arm wrestling.
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- This is gonna end in disaster.
- I want to watch this.
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- Right, ready when you are.
- I'll hold the table.
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- Come on, Nicky. Gear push. Come on.
- Gear push. I'm on it.
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- You're on it.
- Come on, Nicky! Come on!
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I love his face!
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- You have to touch the table.
- Don't put your head on it.
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Honestly, she's really hard.
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Come on.
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- Oh, no.
- Yes!
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Yeah. Straights against lesbians, get on that.
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- Is that your wanking hand?
- It is, yeah.
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- It's really strong.
- It should be weak.
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- Fucker.
- Get in.
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Oh!
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' ' My God!
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Ahh!
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
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- Go on, give your mum a hand.
- Oh, shit. He's really strong.
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Push it that way.
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No. No.
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- I'm not playing!
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Erm, I don't want to be funny or anything,
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but are you sure we're going the right way,
cos it seems a bit familiar, Gadge?
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- Yeah, no, no, no, we're on the right track.
- That dry wall looks a bit familiar, Gadge.
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- We definitely have been down there, mate.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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- That is... Please do, yeah.
- A to Z.
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- You couldn't have got a pocket one?
- Shut up, fatty boom boom.
227
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,626
I couldn't get a pocket one, no. I'm sorry.
228
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,338
- Are you serious?
- What? I need to read it.
229
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,464
I need to match the map with the road.
230
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,257
I know, mate, but you don't have to put it
up on the fucking windscreen, do you?
231
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,180
You're a fucking liability, mate.
232
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,433
Do you even know how to read a map, Gadge?
233
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,219
Listen, I know how to read a map, mate, right?
234
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,062
That's all you need to know.
235
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,190
- Fucking read it, then.
- I'm reading it. Right...
236
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,019
- What? Right here?
- No, no, no, no. Hold on.
237
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,068
We're this green line here.
238
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:20,280
And, when we get down to this little yellow line,
we go left, right?
239
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,572
- Right, you ready, Milk?
- Er, yeah.
240
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,332
- Don't lick it.
- I've got to lick it to stick it on.
241
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,834
Wet it with your finger.
242
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,791
Just gonna get that
perfectly between them eyebrows.
243
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,330
Get it right there.
244
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,170
That's the mother. Right there. Yeah.
245
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,926
- Argh.
- Right, ask us some questions.
246
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,634
- It's so you.
- Am I er...male?
247
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,969
- Yes, you are.
- Definitely.
248
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,180
Erm, am I... Am I famous?
249
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,849
- No.
- Well, I don't know.
250
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:53,560
In the area, amongst certain...females,
probably famous.
251
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,605
Am I...fat?
252
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,945
- From what I've seen...
- Yeah?
253
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,076
- ...pale and tired.
254
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,909
- Am I a penis'?
- You are a penis.
255
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,916
But it's in a certain place.
256
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,624
- So close.
- Quite close to where it is now.
257
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,045
You lot are dickheads.
258
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877
Dickhead!
259
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,297
- Am I female?
- Yes.
260
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,845
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, she's a powerful woman.
261
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,509
Well, she's...
262
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:30,180
- Am I famous?
- Yes, but for all the wrong reasons.
263
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,098
Do you know who she is?
264
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,146
- No.
- Maybe not ask the kids.
265
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,482
- Oh, OK. Am I Margaret Thatcher?
- No.
266
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,771
- No, boo!
- Boo!
267
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,737
- Thank fuck for that.
- You're worse than Thatcher.
268
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,118
- Worse than Thatcher? Shit the bed.
- Definitely.
269
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,655
- Give us a go on that.
- Um... Am I old, then?
270
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,916
- No. No.
- Not old.
271
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,285
I'll give you a clue.
272
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,500
I call you it all the time.
273
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,123
Oh, Myra Hindley.
274
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,837
Shit the bed. Fuck you.
275
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,554
- Gadge, we've fucking been past here.
- We're not!
276
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,557
We've been past that fucking farm
about four times.
277
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,391
- There's a place here called Cock End and...
- You're a cock-end.
278
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,521
If we've been past Cock End, I'd know about it.
279
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,103
- That mile sign. We've passed it.
- We've not.
280
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,477
- Yes, we fucking have, mate.
- That milestone?
281
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,318
That mile sign. That mile thing.
That milestone. Passed it.
282
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,233
It's the third time passing it, boss.
283
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,243
- You've not been watching the road.
- I swear to God, mate!
284
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,154
I can't watch the road and read the map.
285
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,995
I ask you for one thing
and you don't do fuck all right, do you?
286
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,036
- You watch the road and I...
- I am watching the road. You've done owt.
287
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,627
We have to work as a team.
Look, the fucking map's got holes in it.
288
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,506
- Good map!
- It was the best we could do.
289
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,547
- Well done, Gary.
- I swear to God, mate,
290
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,178
you're ruining our fucking lives at the moment.
291
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,089
You have no fucking idea, do you?
292
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,430
You have no idea.
293
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,562
As you can see,
I have brought out my ghetto blaster.
294
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,315
It is not the most technical of devices,
but I have maxed up the volume there.
295
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,101
It's on maximum.
296
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:02,402
I'm about to take you to another galaxy
and we're gonna party like it's 1999.
297
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,691
- What's this?
- Erect yourselves.
298
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,859
Fantastic Man
299
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,323
Oh. Dancing.
300
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,490
Do you want to dance, Milo?
Do you want to dance?
301
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,701
- Oh, man.
- Yeah!
302
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,712
- Eh, you having that?
- Dancing on the slide.
303
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,130
- There's too many lines.
- Shut up. I'm driving.
304
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,262
- There's red, there's blue, there's green.
- I swear to fucking...
305
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,969
Oi! What's this?
306
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,640
- Let me go!
- For fuck's sake!
307
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,429
Twat!
308
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,315
- Oh, my God! Leave him. Leave him. Stop it.
- Fuck off!
309
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,819
Now look what you've done,
you fucking stresshead, mate!
310
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,072
- You've got my arm.
- Children!
311
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,948
Like fucking children.
312
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,701
- Now the map's gone.
- Fucking hell, lads.
313
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,783
- We don't know where we are, anyway.
- That went too far.
314
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,207
- Have a fag if you want a fag.
- Cheers, mate.
315
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,500
# Fantastic Man
316
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,883
Whoa. Careful. Be careful.
317
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,639
- Come down here.
- Taking turns. Taking turns.
318
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,469
Oh!
319
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,475
- Doing a little routine.
- Let's do this.
320
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,568
# Since I came to know you, baby, yeah
321
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,568
# I've been telling you how sweet you are
322
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,489
# I've been telling you how good you are
323
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,781
# Now you want to try and tell me how I look...
324
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,166
Whoo!
325
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,202
- Yay!
- Yay!
326
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,760
# You look so good
327
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,384
# Fantastic man...
328
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,931
- Yeah.
- You just want more food.
329
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,186
I'm drunk, Woods.
330
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,351
I know you are. Don't be sick.
331
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,361
Can you forgive me, Gary,
for what I just did a minute ago?
332
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,830
Yeah, I suppose so.
333
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,958
Just sometimes just watch.
Do you know what I mean?
334
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,414
- Cos now the map's gone, innit?
- I know.
335
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,584
I'm dead sorry for getting physical
and verbally aggressive. I am very sorry for it.
336
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,844
There's summat smoking over there.
I think someone's broke down.
337
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,380
- Look. That's bad.
- Hang on.
338
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,346
- They might be ravers, though.
- Could be. Could be.
339
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,060
Might know where it is.
340
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,143
- Oh, what a stroke of luck!
- Fuck's sake.
341
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,140
- Drive round.
- Help us.
342
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,650
- Just drive past.
- Stop.
343
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,028
Oh, holy Jesus.
344
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,689
Higgy, I know these people.
345
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,732
- Get out the car.
- Harvey.
346
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,073
- How you doing?
- Oh, it's amazing to see you, my friend.
347
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,997
- How are you?
- Better than your car.
348
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,953
Gary. Hello.
349
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,789
- Hello, Kelly.
- Gadge.
350
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,205
- You all right, mate?
- Is that boob juice you've got all over your top?
351
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,255
Kelly, bless you, my child.
352
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,763
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What are you doing here?
353
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,346
- I'm with my mates.
- For God's sake, if I had some metal now...
354
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,226
Oh, you little bastard.
355
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:23,189
- You broke down, have you, Flip?
- Well, you... Kind of.
356
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,104
Well, it's more like just cooling down a bit.
357
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,020
It's heating up, mate, that. It's bad.
358
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,654
Well, it's a purring dragon.
359
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,986
Sometimes he just needs to...land...
360
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,282
...fold his wings and just calm down a bit.
361
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,122
- So, where you going, Harv?
- Where you going, Flip?
362
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,249
Ah, to the rave up.
363
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,830
- Ah.
- Nice, yeah.
364
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,337
- Higgy loves a rave, don't you, Higgy?
- Guilty.
365
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,123
Yeah. He was nearly in tears
till we saw you, yeah.
366
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,542
- Well...
- Where is it?
367
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,928
- Nearly let him down. Same place you're going.
- Where is it, though?
368
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,180
Yeah, we'd have met there, wouldn't we?
369
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,137
- You tell us where it is and we'll bring rescue.
- It's local.
370
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,802
But where?
371
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,187
Oh, right. Do you not...
372
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,274
- Do you not know where you're going?
- Yeah. Just it's...
373
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,811
- No, we don't, Flip. No, we ain't got a clue, boss.
- Oh, right.
374
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,064
- Are you gonna tell us?
- If I tell you where the rave is,
375
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,403
you'll deny us a lift in that spastic wagon.
376
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,945
- Mate, we'll get someone from the rave...
- Listen. We need to take them.
377
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,364
- There's no room.
- We ain't not going to that rave.
378
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,283
- You shut up.
- We ain't not going.
379
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:28,705
- Just look at the ground. Look at the ground.
- I'm in the front. They can fuck off if they think...
380
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,623
- One of yous is in the boot.
- Ginge.
381
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,509
- No. I'm already in the back.
- Shaun, you're smaller than me.
382
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,342
- If you get in the boot, Shaun, I'll forgive you.
- Come on, Shaun.
383
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,057
- No, mate.
- Harvey, make Shaun get in the boot.
384
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,014
Carry on and you'll have no fucking lift!
385
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,099
- Let me know when you get there.
- Sarcasm.
386
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,143
- Oh, my God.
- Move up, that's right.
387
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,264
Ow.
388
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,104
You feel that in your side, Kelly?
389
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,068
- Everybody in?
- It's man love.
390
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,165
You didn't know where it was, did you, Flip?
391
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,331
I thought I did, and...
392
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,717
It wasn't a wind up, honest, Harv, and...
393
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,504
I wanted to take you to your rave and...
394
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,422
I feel like I've let you all down.
395
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,346
We didn't know were it was, anyway.
Don't worry about it.
396
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,637
That's very kind of you all. Thanks.
397
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,560
- Shall we piss off, then?
- All this way.
398
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,350
- What else we gonna do?
- No point in going home to do nothing.
399
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,611
- We've got beer.
- Stay in the fucking woods?
400
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,397
Yeah, build a little fire out of drift wood,
we'll be f...
401
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,818
There's no point driving all the way back home
to do fuck all, is there?
402
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,569
- Come on!
- We've got our pills.
403
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,658
- Do you all really fancy it?
- Yeah!
404
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,744
Why not? Whack some music on and that.
405
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,785
Fuck it. We'll stay here, then.
406
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:52,706
If you want, mate, I'll take you back to your car
and you can piss off and all.
407
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,251
Well... I don't mind hanging with you guys...
408
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,169
and your party in the woods.
409
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,134
Please don't take me back there, Harvey.
410
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,641
It's like American Werewolf in Yorkshire
out there.
411
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,767
Truth is, we ain't got enough pills for you.
412
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,770
Oh, we... We've brought pills
to the table, Harvey! Yeah!
413
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,647
- Pack of 30.
- Pack of 30 what?
414
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,683
Pro Plus.
415
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,070
- We've got a completely different thing.
- Oh, you get wired, mate.
416
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,607
- Three or four and you're up all night.
- Don't make us leave!
417
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,616
Shit!
418
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,869
- How long's he been in there?
- Fucking ages!
419
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,996
Swore he was right here.
420
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,459
Hig.
421
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,211
- All right, dude?
- Here he is!
422
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,542
I'm fine. Me brother used to
lock me in the cupboard,
423
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,552
sometimes for hours on end,
so I'm quite good in small spaces.
424
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,089
- Fair play to you.
- Yeah. Happy times.
425
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,225
- Let us stay, mate?
- I promise I'll behave myself.
426
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,060
I'll keep these bad boys to myself.
427
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,518
Oh, fuck it, I feel really sorry for you boys,
but it ain't just up to me.
428
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,148
That's the thing, like.
429
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,484
- You reckon?
- This isn't helping, is it?
430
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,195
Come on, guys.
431
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,072
Can't leave them on their own.
432
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,948
- Go on, then.
- Fine!
433
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,654
- Let's get very happy.
- You're in.
434
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,740
- Brilliant.
- Aw.
435
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,955
- That's great of you.
- Enjoy yourself.
436
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,491
Have half, though.
If it's your first time, have half.
437
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,628
Lads, I'm pretty big,
and I feel like I can handle a full one.
438
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:17,419
Honestly, mate, I'm telling you the truth.
Just hang on, have half first.
439
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,962
OK, I trust you, hombre. I trust you guys.
440
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,923
- Thanks.
- Gadgy.
441
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,588
- Cheers.
- OK. Wow.
442
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,973
Shaun, just have half with me to start off with.
443
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,384
- I'll have less than half.
- He needs less than half.
444
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,268
- Fuck off!
- To the night, guys.
445
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,933
To the night!
446
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,690
- Guys, here we go.
- To the night in the woods.
447
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,942
- To the night in the woods!
- OK.
448
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,732
- Can I have a bit of that drink, Trev?
- Before you, Ginge. Jesus.
449
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,825
Have you done yours without a drink?
450
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:48,071
- Oh, no, you still have it.
- It tastes like fucking shite.
451
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,831
I'm not feeling anything, Harvey.
I can handle a full one.
452
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,788
I promise you, give it time, mate.
453
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,499
- Half an hour and you'll be off your head.
- Brilliant.
454
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,755
- Shall I put some music on, then?
- Yeah.
455
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,298
The Ginger Ginge!
456
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,543
- Shall I put some Roses on?
- Yeah.
457
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,132
Where abouts are they, Harv?
458
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,218
- Down in floor. They were down near my foot.
- Can't find it.
459
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,013
Oh, hang on, mate.
460
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,848
Is it the one with the red cover on?
461
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,139
Hang on, hang on.
Shh, shh, shh. Wait. Listen.
462
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,061
Can you hear that?
463
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,354
It's, like, drumming or something.
464
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,396
- I can hear that, Trev.
- We've found it, haven't we?
465
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,156
Fuck!
466
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,112
Ohh.
467
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,994
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Fucking hell, boys and girls.
468
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,622
We're fucking here!
469
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,460
- Beautiful, man!
- I told you I'd take you there!
470
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,336
I told you!
471
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,054
Let's do this!
472
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,516
- What the fuck?
- Whoa.
473
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,774
- That's not it, is it?
- There's nowhere near 2,000 there, mate.
474
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,435
Is that a wigwam?
475
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,146
This definitely isn't it.
476
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:08,534
- Looks like a fucking sรฉance!
- Well, a party's a party, isn't it?
477
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,196
Yeah, but we can't all go in there like this.
We'll stand out like a sore thumb!
478
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,909
- Has she got her tits out?
- What?
479
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,450
Loads of tits out, mate.
480
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,664
Yeah, some are nice.
481
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:19,958
Some are not so nice - and long.
482
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,252
Jesus. Free tits, Harv!
483
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:26,294
- Do you reckon we have it or what?
- Fuck it, I'll suck anything!
484
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,462
Come on, then!
485
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,510
Party!
486
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439
She's pissed!
487
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,983
Fucking hell!
488
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,822
Groovy shirt, man! Yeah!
489
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:54,072
- Can I touch your stuff?
- She's got her tits out!
490
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,741
Please let me touch you.
This bit. Just this bit.
491
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,414
Don't touch her, Gadge!
She'll chop your hand off!
492
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,203
I want to touch it.
493
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,668
Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna?
494
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,384
Well, that's fine with me.
Come on. Let's do it, asshole.
495
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,878
- Wait a minute!
- I wanna do it.
496
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,717
Wait. What do you mean?
497
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:11,926
Oh!
498
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,979
- Get it.
- No way.
499
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,777
Go on.
500
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,112
I'm just too tired, I am, Lol.
501
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,528
- Get the phone, Woody.
- No, it's me mum and dad.
502
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,789
- Yeah, of course it's your mum and dad.
- No, I've had enough of them now.
503
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,873
Get the phone.
504
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,955
I'm not talking to your mum for an hour.
505
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,290
Hello.
506
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,844
Yeah.
507
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,349
Right, let me just nip upstairs
and I'll take the phone up there.
508
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,805
All right, just one sec.
509
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,888
- Right, Woody, it's me mum.
- Mm.
510
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,432
- When I shout, put the phone down. Listening?
- Mm-hm.
511
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,192
- Yeah?
- Yes.
512
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,619
Right, put it down, then, Wood!
513
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,781
- Woody!
- Oh, fuck me.
514
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,041
- Quick.
- I'm doing it!
515
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,211
It's down.
516
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,666
Hi. You all right?
517
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,969
No. Milky's here, so I couldn't talk.
518
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,389
Come on, then. What's up?
519
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:40,561
You sound really stressed.
Tell me what's up, Combo.
520
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,971
Never Feel This Young
521
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,608
Whoo!
522
00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,748
# You could take my time
523
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,835
# And make it matter
524
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,506
# Make it matter
525
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,090
# To me
526
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,927
# You could turn my head
527
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:29,477
# You could turn my thought...
528
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,645
- Are you having a nice time?
- I like this.
529
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,564
# Make it matter
530
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,905
# You make it matter...
531
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,413
This is great. This is great.
532
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,199
I love ecstasy!
533
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,368
# I'll never
534
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:51,924
# Feel this young...
535
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,805
Is it too soon to say
that I think I might love you?
536
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:03,636
# You can take my time
537
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,348
# And make it matter
538
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:11,644
# You can take my time
539
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,239
# And make it real
540
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:19,736
# You can make a moment
541
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,825
# A moment a day
542
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,537
# Oh, you know you need me
543
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,792
# Oh, no, I know you need me
544
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,839
# I'll never...
545
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,504
That's amazing.
546
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,423
#..feel this young
547
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,470
# I'll never
548
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,559
# Feel this young
549
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,288
# I'm feeling older
550
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:16,296
# I'm feeling older
551
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:24,221
# I'm feeling older
552
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:31,682
# I'm feeling older
553
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,981
# I'm feeling older
554
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:42,406
# Yeah, yeah, older, older
555
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,534
# I'm getting older
556
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:51,452
# Yeah, yeah, older, old...
557
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:54,709
- Hello!
- Hiya.
558
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,873
- How are you?
- I'm good, thanks. How are you?
559
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,384
- I'm very good.
- Do you want to come in?
560
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,755
I'd... I'd love to, and to be invited, it's special.
561
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,468
Come in.
562
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,138
Oh, yeah.
563
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,148
- It's gone a bit mental out there, hasn't it?
- Yeah.
564
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,814
- Mm. It's good, though.
- Yeah, it is.
565
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:18,525
It's very ni... It's nice out there, isn't it?
566
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,863
- Yeah.
- Just everyone...
567
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,571
Just happy, like.
568
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,407
- Yeah, just doing what they need to do.
- Yeah.
569
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,782
- You coming in for a bit of quiet?
- Well... Well...
570
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:35,204
I won't lie to you. I was...
I was going past for a piss.
571
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,374
- Yeah.
- I was going past for a wee. Excuse me.
572
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,669
- Gadge! Give us a beer, my friend.
- For you, mate.
573
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,384
- Do you know what? I love you.
- This is fucking nice, this.
574
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,757
- I know. I know, it's wonderful.
- You all right?
575
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,392
Love you, mate!
576
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,392
Yeah, it's... It's special here.
577
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,307
- It's so different, you know, to anything else.
- Yeah.
578
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,193
If you would kindly tell me
everything you know,
579
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,604
I promise you I'M kill you quick.
580
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,609
I've told you everything I know.
581
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,371
Wood?
582
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,748
Woody?
583
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,618
Woody?
584
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:34,222
So... Like, I know it's rude to ask, and I shouldn't,
585
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,519
but can I ask how old you are?
586
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,817
- I'm 47.
- 47?
587
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,977
Mm.
588
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:45,824
Wow. You're literally, like,
five years older than my dad.
589
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:49,286
I... I didn't mean any of fence, like...
590
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,412
- I don't take any of fence.
- No, no of fence.
591
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,539
- Yeah.
- But...
592
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,792
- Like...
- Do you get on with your dad?
593
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,912
I di... I di... Yeah.
594
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,791
Course, yeah. I fucking loved him to bits.
595
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,255
But he's not here any more.
He passed away.
596
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,796
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- It happens, like. It happens.
597
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:13,185
My dad was... He was a fighter in the war
and he brought me up a fighter.
598
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,975
You know, like, he was one of them that...
599
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,480
Like, I know he can see me now,
600
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,893
like he's looking from above
and he's looking at me and you.
601
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,279
He's thinking, "Fucking go on, boy."
That's what he's thinking.
602
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,940
And he was a fighter,
and that's what I've always had in me,
603
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,529
- and he was a brave man.
- Yeah.
604
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:31,571
Like, he fought for the country.
He fought in the Falklands and...
605
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,660
He was just a brave man
and that's what he brought me up to be.
606
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,909
And if he'd have been looking down on me now,
607
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:41,330
if I was sat here, laying down there crying,
he'd look at me and he'd go,
608
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:45,376
"Shaun, fucking hell. Sort it out.
What you doing? What you crying for?
609
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,504
Crying's not gonna bring me back."
It doesn't. You know what I mean?
610
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,672
But if he'd have seen me down here,
611
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,843
you know, having the time of me life
and sat here having fun...
612
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,931
He'd be sat there going,
"Fucking, Shaun, love you to bits, mate."
613
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,270
Yeah. So he's with you all the time.
614
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,437
All the time. All the time. But...
615
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,860
And how old where you when he passed?
616
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,075
I would have been 11, 12.
617
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,985
- Oh, right.
- Young. Yeah.
618
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,574
I was young, and er, like...
619
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:17,207
- I understand death at that age, obviously, but...
- Yeah.
620
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,621
It's just one of them things, isn't it?
There's nothing you can do about it.
621
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,755
No. But you miss him?
622
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,459
- Yeah, obviously.
- Yeah.
623
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,403
There you are.
624
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,448
Are you OK?
625
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,205
Are you all right?
626
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,754
Are you OK?
627
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,808
# Everybody speaks
628
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,765
# Nobody hears
629
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:03,142
# Everybody speaks
630
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,936
# Nobody hears
631
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,816
# They waste days
632
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,103
# And they waste years
633
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,646
# I'm the first
634
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,940
# And I'm the last
635
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,283
# I'm the future
636
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,489
# I'm the past
637
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,120
# Let the prime numbers rise
638
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,915
# Let the prime numbers rise
639
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,958
# This is a God song
640
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,918
# Somebody listen
641
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,548
# Do you speak my language?
642
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,550
# Has the spirit risen?
643
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,177
# I will protect you
644
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,088
# I will guide
645
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,680
# I will bless when you take my side
646
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,019
# This is a God song
647
00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,725
# Let demons fly
648
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:47,687
# It's you, you, you, you, YOU
649
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,567
# Yeah
650
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,478
# And obviously I
651
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,648
# And obviously I
652
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,585
# And obviously I
653
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,547
# And obviously I
654
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,717
# This is a God song
655
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:16,674
# Wrote you this song
656
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,138
# This is the country
657
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,095
# This is the drug
658
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,759
# This is pain
659
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,644
# I'll twist or turn
660
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,188
# At the beginning
661
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,807
# And on by
662
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,142
# This is a God song
663
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,526
# I let you go
664
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,780
# Slip away, slip away, slip away
665
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,075
# This is a God song
666
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,202
# Wrote you this song
667
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:42,908
# This is the country
668
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,789
# This is the drug
669
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,828
# This is pain
670
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,914
# I'll twist or turn
671
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,045
# At the beginning
672
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:52,547
# And on by
673
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,083
# This is a God song
674
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,502
# I let you go
675
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,797
# Slip away, slip away, slip away
676
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,432
# The click of my fingers
677
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,264
# Goes well with thunder
678
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,178
# I think you don't know
679
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,976
# The curse you're under
680
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,765
# That's burning bright
681
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,983
# Though kingdom come
682
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:15,069
# I'm the heavens
683
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,026
# I'm the sun
684
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,070
# This is a God song
685
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,905
# Your place is here
686
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,785
# You'll be ordained
687
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,620
# You'll be revered
688
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,906
# This is a God song
689
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,450
# Let demons fly
690
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,586
# It's you, you, you, you, YOU
691
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,001
# But obviously I
692
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,550
# And obviously I
693
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,384
# And obviously I
694
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,804
# And obviously I
695
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,307
# I'm coming, I'm coming
696
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,272
# I'm coming, I'm coming
697
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,308
# I'm coming, I'm coming
698
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,693
# I'm coming, I'm coming
699
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:59,402
# And obviously I...
700
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:13,586
I love you so much.
You know that?
701
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:17,298
# This is a God song...
- I love you so much. I love you so much.
702
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,751
I love you so much. You know that?
703
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,922
I love you so much. You know that?
I love you so much.
704
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,925
Dad?
705
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:32,101
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
706
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,768
# Ooh, ooh
707
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,860
# Ooh-ooh
708
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:42,236
# Ooh, ooh, ooh
709
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,909
# Ooh, ooh, ooh
710
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,323
# Ooh
711
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,616
# Ooh
712
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:04,012
# Here it comes...
713
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,299
- Morning.
- Where you been?
714
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,798
Fucking down there on the couch with him.
715
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,888
- Why?
- Because you didn't wake me up, you bastard.
716
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,646
Fucking hell.
717
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,433
- Is he still down there?
- Of course he's still there.
718
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,693
He's like a turd that won't flush.
719
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:04,147
- That's all the food gone, then.
- I've hid it.
720
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,825
- Where?
- In the tumble dryer.
721
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,535
Ohh. Won't want to eat that now.
722
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,662
It's the only place he won't think to look.
723
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:13,781
He will. He'll sniff it out.
724
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,661
Is your mum all right?
725
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:22,298
- Yeah, why?
- She rang last night. I thought maybe...
726
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:26,882
Maybe Nicky had got her dildo
stuck all the way up inside her.
727
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,931
- No.
- Your mum trying to spoon it out.
728
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,934
Oh, Woody, don't. Don't.
729
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,562
- You're disgusting.
- I'm sorry.
730
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,941
No, it weren't my mum on the phone.
It was Combo.
731
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,067
Oh, fucking hell.
732
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,735
- Is he all right?
- No, not really.
733
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,991
- Is he not?
- No.
734
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:51,528
He was a bit...bit teary, to be honest.
735
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,820
- Teary?
- Yeah.
736
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:53,992
Was he?
737
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,455
- Well, he's... He's trying to get out, isn't he?
- Mm.
738
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,664
Yeah.
739
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,705
Only, it didn't go very well last time and...
740
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:05,125
Well, he was telling me about all this stuff
that he's got to get together
741
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,545
and, you know, what they expect of him
if he gets parole...
742
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,340
Go on, I can feel something.
743
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,302
- Yeah.
- Come on, then.
744
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,429
Well, he needs stability.
745
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,974
He needs people for when he's out
746
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:24,110
cos he hasn't got anyone,
so he's obviously got...
747
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:27,317
- Drop the bomb. Let's have the bomb.
- He needs somewhere to live.
748
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,948
There it is.
749
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,283
There it is.
750
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,161
Well, we got a year of happiness.
751
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,449
Didn't we? Fucking hell.
752
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,664
Well, I've said... I've not said, like, defo yes...
753
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:44,164
- I've said I'd talk to you about it.
- Of course.
754
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:47,129
- Of course he's gonna have to stay here.
- What do you mean?
755
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,010
He's gonna have to stay here.
Of course he is. Lollipop...
756
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:53,048
- You wouldn't mind Combo moving in?
- No.
757
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,642
It's gonna be messy, but I think... Well...
758
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:59,350
I wouldn't have a son, would I?
759
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:01,389
I wouldn't have Jimmy.
760
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,399
I wouldn't have the love of my life...
761
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,985
...without what that man did,
so of course he's gonna have to stay here.
762
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:11,699
Do you know what?
He might not even get out.
763
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,737
They might not even accept it,
so it might not even be a problem.
764
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,283
But if there's more of a chance...
765
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:21,497
If it's gonna improve his chances of getting out,
then of course he's gonna have to stay here.
766
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,333
- Oh, God. It's gonna be...
- Mm. Terrible.
767
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,088
...a fucking nightmare, Woody.
768
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,921
Yeah, all right, but it's not...
We've been through worse.
769
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,881
- They're gonna hate me.
- No.
770
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:35,139
- They're gonna just hate me again.
- No, no, no. I don't think so.
771
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,598
Oh, God. It makes me feel sick, Wood.
772
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:45,225
- Really makes me feel genuinely like...
- That's not cool. Have a little time on me...
773
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,899
- ...on me chest-aroo.
- Oh, that's better.
774
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:52,194
Oh, Christ, I love you.
It's ridiculous. Do you know that?
775
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,989
Thanks, Wood. You're the best.
776
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,782
Oh, man!
777
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:07,932
Oi.
778
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,482
The fuck are you doing out here?
779
00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,244
Just looking at this.
780
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,283
It's beautiful, isn't it?
781
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,244
Yeah.
782
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,797
Better than what we have back home, isn't it?
783
00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,670
If someone, like, from Africa...
784
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:41,641
...who'd never been to England,
and they had to draw a picture,
785
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,769
this is...this is exactly what they'd draw.
786
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,819
A bit of a mad one last night, wasn't it?
787
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,201
- Mm, crazy.
- Yeah, it got a bit crazy.
788
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,953
What happened to you?
I didn't...see much of you.
789
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,840
Just...around, really.
790
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,342
COP off?
791
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,760
Little bit, mate, yeah.
792
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:33,355
The guy with the flaming whip, was it?
793
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,564
Yeah.
794
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,480
Was it, er, one of the topless ladies this time?
795
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:39,648
You wish.
796
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,877
- You all right?
- Mm.
797
00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,539
No, you're not.
798
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,506
I am, Gadge.
799
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,091
Are you OK?
800
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:04,848
- Yeah.
- No, Kelly, come here. Come here.
801
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,971
I'm fine. It's fine.
802
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,640
No, it's not. Come here.
What's up with you?
803
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:17,112
Kel, look at me. Look at me.
804
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,569
- What's up with you?
- I'm all right.
805
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,449
What's up?
806
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:26,704
- I don't want to talk about it, to be honest.
- Come on. What's up?
807
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,074
Come here. What's up with you?
808
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,118
Mm? Don't cry.
809
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:34,662
I'm a fucking slag, Gadget.
810
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,132
- What you saying that for?
- Cos I am.
811
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,649
Hey, look at me.
812
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,312
You're not a slag.
813
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,037
No fuckers hurt you, have they?
814
00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:18,961
If any fucker's hurt you, tell me now.
815
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,503
- No.
- Are you sure?
816
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:29,308
Just do what I fucking want, Gadge,
that's the fucking problem.
817
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:36,266
Please don't say that. Please.
818
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,958
I love you, babe.
819
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:56,118
Fucking love you.
820
00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,748
You know that as well, don't you?
821
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,259
I always fucking have done, haven't I? Eh?
822
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,639
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