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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:08,356 The French essayist, Michel de Montaigne, once said... 2 00:00:09,456 --> 00:00:13,195 "I think there is more barbarity in eating a man alive... 3 00:00:13,395 --> 00:00:15,940 than in eating him dead." 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,842 The wisdom of it. 5 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,277 When you're a kid with an open soul... 6 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,422 they tell you the world consists of good guys and bad guys. 7 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:39,671 I always liked the bad guys. 8 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:44,333 Scarface over Superman. 9 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:51,165 The psychology of depravity was far more compelling to my Manichaean imagination... 10 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:54,709 than a portrait ofbenevolence. 11 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:03,858 The truth is, good and bad are not so absolute. 12 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,081 As for me... 13 00:02:17,181 --> 00:02:19,832 there are times I'd give a thumb for a little benevolence. 14 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,217 You gave me a "D." I don't get D's. 15 00:03:22,317 --> 00:03:25,553 When you do "D" work, you get a "D." 16 00:03:25,653 --> 00:03:27,320 We're fucking, Eli. 17 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:31,760 - What, you're fucking me for a good grade? - No. 18 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,825 So I leave you with a question. 19 00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:39,065 A northern California dairy farmer murders three young girls... 20 00:03:39,165 --> 00:03:42,105 performs sexual acts with their dead bodies... 21 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:45,006 and then eats portions of their fleshy thighs. 22 00:03:45,106 --> 00:03:47,139 Is the dairy farmer crazy? 23 00:03:47,239 --> 00:03:49,342 Fuck, yeah. 24 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:51,780 Let me give you a hint. This is not a question... 25 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,857 that can be answered with a "yes" or a "no" or a "fuck, yeah." 26 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,154 Empty. Empty. Empty. 27 00:04:00,254 --> 00:04:02,765 Did you even buy a cup of coffee today? 28 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,094 Just out of curiosity, how many days old... 29 00:04:08,194 --> 00:04:10,877 is that raggedy cup you keep filling with our free milk? 30 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:15,866 - Three. - So I'm gonna have to confiscate your cup. 31 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:26,491 I'm enjoying this... so much. 32 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:34,623 Three pages on my desk by Monday. 33 00:04:34,723 --> 00:04:36,698 Thank you all. 34 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:45,166 Just a second, you. Next time you're late for this class... 35 00:04:45,266 --> 00:04:49,402 you're gonna trip on your way out and break your shooting thumb. 36 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:51,218 You get me? 37 00:05:11,756 --> 00:05:16,665 Right now I am stuck in a deep life rut here. It's a grave... like trench. 38 00:05:16,765 --> 00:05:20,068 You see, I'm trying to finish my Ph.D. thesis... 39 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:24,574 and get by on a $35-a-week allowance from my father, okay? 40 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:28,673 So as much as I would love to spend the $4.40 on a... 41 00:05:28,773 --> 00:05:31,410 Mocha Spin and a seeded baguette... 42 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:34,681 I am constantly reminded of the words of Samuel Johnson... 43 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:37,668 Why would you give your own lover a "D"? 44 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:44,693 Beth, I am disappointed that you would expect preferential treatment. 45 00:05:44,793 --> 00:05:47,758 It's bullshit, Eli. It's bullshit. 46 00:05:47,858 --> 00:05:50,631 You're punishing me. You are. 47 00:05:50,731 --> 00:05:54,536 You're punishing me for sleeping with you. 48 00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:57,438 "There mark what ills the scholar's life assail... 49 00:05:57,538 --> 00:06:02,119 toil, envy, want, the patron and the jail." 50 00:06:10,419 --> 00:06:13,451 - Hello. Speaking. - The office got a call. 51 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:16,531 Seems as though your husband won the Nobel Prize. 52 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:22,079 Well, that should cement his ego. 53 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,399 Hey, it's not every day somebody wins the bowling trophy... 54 00:06:26,499 --> 00:06:28,837 let alone the Nobel Prize. 55 00:06:28,937 --> 00:06:32,470 Barkley Michaelson, your father called. 56 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:34,992 He has just won the Nobel Prize. 57 00:06:39,411 --> 00:06:42,414 Lucky fucking son of a bitch. 58 00:06:42,514 --> 00:06:46,598 Congratulations. 59 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,169 Congratulations, Dr. Michaelson. You rock. 60 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:01,832 Thank you. Thank you. 61 00:07:01,932 --> 00:07:05,841 If anyone in this room ever doubted my intellectual superiority... 62 00:07:05,941 --> 00:07:09,508 or your great fortune to be under my incomparable tutelage... 63 00:07:09,608 --> 00:07:13,814 you can now formally kiss my fine white ass. 64 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:24,242 - Congratulations, Eli. - Congratulations, Eli. 65 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:28,574 Good job. 66 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:37,473 Well, Eli, I guess this proves the Nobel's not a popularity contest. 67 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,807 And a good thing, Simon... 68 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:42,759 'cause if it were, you might actually have a shot at winning. 69 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,182 - Hey, Ma. - Hey. 70 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:49,949 - You look great. - Thank you. 71 00:07:50,049 --> 00:07:52,151 Is this tie all right? 72 00:07:52,251 --> 00:07:56,659 Did someone forget to tell Dad that this was a semi-formal affair? 73 00:07:56,759 --> 00:07:59,026 He knew. 74 00:07:59,126 --> 00:08:01,192 Anything to crystallize his advantage, huh? 75 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:03,429 Where's the chow? 76 00:08:03,529 --> 00:08:06,165 Everyone's very proud of you, Eli. 77 00:08:06,265 --> 00:08:08,766 Well, it's a damn good thing I won the Nobel... 78 00:08:08,866 --> 00:08:12,241 because now you're gonna find it hard as hell to fire me. 79 00:08:12,341 --> 00:08:15,075 Oh, I never threatened to fire you, Eli. 80 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:18,778 I'm a scientist, Harvey, and the empirical evidence I'm looking at around here... 81 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:21,615 tells me no one loves me anymore. 82 00:08:21,715 --> 00:08:23,896 I loved you. 83 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:30,257 Eli. Look, I'm a scientist too... 84 00:08:30,357 --> 00:08:32,728 and my empirical observations tell me... 85 00:08:32,828 --> 00:08:35,292 that someone's gonna shoot you long before I have to fire you. 86 00:08:35,392 --> 00:08:38,930 Young lady... I'm closing my eyes. 87 00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:42,567 Do you really think that little nymph of a chemistry groupie... 88 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:45,073 is having an affair with my ancient, tyrannical dad? 89 00:08:45,173 --> 00:08:48,558 - Mom. - No. Wait. 90 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:55,082 Nice of you to come, Beth. Love the outfit. 91 00:08:55,182 --> 00:08:57,533 Final exams are in two weeks. 92 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,590 If I don't get an "A," I'm gonna tell the whole world... 93 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:04,424 about my scandalous affair with you. 94 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:08,661 Unfortunately, it won't be the first Nobel Prize winner with a sex scandal. 95 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:12,331 Yes, yes. Dr. Carleton Gajdusek and his Micronesian boys. 96 00:09:12,431 --> 00:09:15,236 I think he was in another league... sexually, that is. 97 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:17,482 I'm so totally serious. 98 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:22,907 An "A" it is. You earned it. 99 00:09:23,007 --> 00:09:25,914 I like you like this, Beth. 100 00:09:26,014 --> 00:09:28,079 You look naughty. 101 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:33,184 What I wouldn't do to tear the clothes... 102 00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:36,537 right off your gorgeous little body right this very second. 103 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,972 When I get back from Stockholm. Now, go on. Get out of here. 104 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:57,909 She feels like I'm abandoning the class two weeks before their final exam... 105 00:09:58,009 --> 00:10:01,647 which I am in effect doing by going to Stockholm. 106 00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:04,552 You see, Simon? At least my students are fond of me. 107 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:23,039 I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight. Some of you willingly. 108 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:27,206 Some of you in spite of yourselves. 109 00:10:27,306 --> 00:10:32,731 Tomorrow I'm off to claim my Nobel Prize. 110 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,050 Joining me will be my wife, Sarah... 111 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:38,250 who, I am certain... 112 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:42,089 has only been able to put up with my manias and eccentricities all these years. 113 00:10:42,189 --> 00:10:46,562 Because her definition of "crazy" is so narrow. 114 00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:51,697 Hell, she convinced a jury that Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't crazy... 115 00:10:51,797 --> 00:10:55,333 thus, of course, negating his insanity defense... 116 00:10:55,433 --> 00:11:00,051 and engineering his terminal incarceration. 117 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,184 Sarah. 118 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:10,749 And we will be accompanied by my one and only son, Barkley... 119 00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:14,689 who has just about ensured that my work in single... molecule spectroscopy... 120 00:11:14,789 --> 00:11:17,755 will not have a natural heir. 121 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:23,198 With his summa cum laude degree from Princeton under his belt... 122 00:11:23,298 --> 00:11:28,434 he has instead turned his scholarly attentions to cannibalism... 123 00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:32,605 and the challenges of Gameboy. 124 00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:36,640 Now he just has to figure out how to make a living... 125 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:40,047 out of such rarefied expertise. 126 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:42,584 Barkley. 127 00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:46,920 In 1975 when "Love Will Keep Us Together"... 128 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:50,954 - Go on. I'll cover for you. - Thanks. 129 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:53,495 Hey, good luck with that girl. What was her name? 130 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:55,058 - Nice try, Mom. - Hey. 131 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:58,764 Be there at 9:00. The flight's 11:30. 132 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,910 And it was then that I realized... 133 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,340 that it was both possible and necessary... 134 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:12,077 to observe the spectra from single molecules... 135 00:12:12,177 --> 00:12:15,497 in condensed phases. 136 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,185 Yes! Yes! Damp with come. 137 00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:22,252 I fell back onto the bench... 138 00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:26,175 and suddenly I could understand the woodpeckers. 139 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:38,170 - Has she read yet? - No. 140 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:40,473 Tits! Tits, tits, tits! 141 00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:42,550 Tits. 142 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:47,521 Thank you. 143 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,198 Hello. I'm City Hall. 144 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:07,480 Tonight I'm going to read from my "Rat Boy" poems. 145 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,747 In the dark corners of the more recessed cavities... 146 00:13:18,847 --> 00:13:22,312 of Rat Boy's small and wicked mind... 147 00:13:22,412 --> 00:13:26,687 here is where the parasites of iniquity gorge themselves. 148 00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:30,253 You might think him a beast, treat him as pariah. 149 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,823 You feign ignorance at insinuation. 150 00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:35,060 But you know... 151 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:39,399 in the dark corners of the more recessed cavities of your own little mind... 152 00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:41,999 that your own fetid darkness... 153 00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:45,420 seethes in its unique mental waste. 154 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,460 Hey. Um, do you remember me? Barkley? 155 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,262 I introduced myself a few weeks ago. 156 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:12,532 That was just... You're so... 157 00:14:12,632 --> 00:14:15,970 - God... good. - Thank you. 158 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:20,476 I am sometimes able to speak in complete sentences. 159 00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,741 There. That was one. 160 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:28,717 Suck my lips. Open yourself wide to the great conquering me. 161 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:30,781 I'd love to talk to you sometime... 162 00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:33,154 about your inspirations or... whatever. 163 00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:36,889 - Okay. - Okay. Like we can talk now? 164 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:41,675 - Sure. - Okay. Yeah. 165 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,562 I wish I could offer to buy you a hamburger or something... 166 00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:49,071 - but I don't have any money at all right... - I'm a vegetarian. 167 00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,837 That's a good thing, especially if I ever have to eat you... 168 00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:57,475 because vegetarians, they taste better than carrion eaters. 169 00:14:57,575 --> 00:14:59,847 You see, I'm doing my Ph.D. thesis in anthropophagy... 170 00:14:59,947 --> 00:15:02,148 - Cannibalism. - Yeah. 171 00:15:02,248 --> 00:15:06,020 - Everybody trivializes it, but there's a lot of... - Who? 172 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,390 Some cruel, small-minded... 173 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:12,192 Republican parental figure? 174 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:15,244 He's a Democrat, but the rest is accurate. 175 00:15:15,377 --> 00:15:16,660 Your father. 176 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,927 I had a father. 177 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:24,713 He found my journals when I was 15, and he burned them. 178 00:15:26,922 --> 00:15:29,307 My poems. My thoughts. 179 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:32,074 My drawings. Everything I was. 180 00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:34,140 Incinerated. 181 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,220 Oh, my God. H... 182 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:40,829 - How did you ever look at him again? - I didn't have to. He died. 183 00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:50,973 "Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child." 184 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:56,584 "Hell is for Children." Pat Benatar? 185 00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:04,682 My bike. 186 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:07,341 Shit. 187 00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:10,262 I have a car. 188 00:16:19,574 --> 00:16:23,427 - Halloween? - Originally. 189 00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:25,863 Now I just wear them to freak people out at stoplights. 190 00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:27,938 All right. 191 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:34,034 - A gift from me to you. - No. It's too generous. I couldn't possibly accept. 192 00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:38,172 Don't take that off! I gave it to you. 193 00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:40,694 You have to wear it. 194 00:16:57,312 --> 00:17:00,029 - So you're really broke? - Yes. 195 00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:03,096 Prove it. I wanna see your balance. 196 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,120 - You're kidding, right? - No. 197 00:17:07,889 --> 00:17:11,039 But you got to wear the mask. 198 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,720 - I gave it to you. Come on. - This is crazy. What? 199 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,944 Crazy's just a choice, Barkley. 200 00:17:18,044 --> 00:17:20,228 Okay, okay. 201 00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:24,503 Hurry up, Barkley! I'm hungry! 202 00:17:31,646 --> 00:17:34,171 You didn't lie to me, Barkley. 203 00:17:44,326 --> 00:17:46,474 Let's go back to my house. 204 00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,961 We could order some moo shu. I'll pay. 205 00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:12,686 Do you have any idea how talented you are? 206 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,422 Okay. 207 00:18:32,441 --> 00:18:35,171 This is pretty, uh... 208 00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:44,641 You don't taste so bad to me, carnivore that you claim to be. 209 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:49,638 I promise you taste better. 210 00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:51,919 Whoa! 211 00:18:54,062 --> 00:18:56,826 Meet Marvel. He's a thief. 212 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:01,217 - Who morphs into a cat by night? - No. 213 00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:03,283 He's a cat thief. 214 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:07,190 He steals anything you leave lying around, and then you never see it again. 215 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:10,438 That would make me somewhat anxious. 216 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:16,616 Barkley. 217 00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:21,401 Am I beautiful? 218 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,185 God, yes. 219 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,550 Don't hurt me. 220 00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:31,387 I won't, City. I promise. 221 00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:45,787 - I have to go. - No, no, no, no. 222 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:49,592 I have to go to Stockholm today. I'll call you before I get on the plane, okay? 223 00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,658 Or from the plane. Or both. 224 00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,895 Stay, stay, stay, stay. 225 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:58,499 Just touch me like you did last night. Please, Barkley. 226 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:00,567 Okay, half hour. Half hour I got to go. 227 00:21:05,961 --> 00:21:08,644 I hope nothing's happened to him. 228 00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:12,279 Nothing happened to him. He probablyjust found a way to get laid. 229 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:14,785 This is so typical of that kid. 230 00:21:14,885 --> 00:21:17,985 It's not typical of him. He hasn't dated anyone since Meredith. 231 00:21:18,085 --> 00:21:22,021 And that cost me $20,000 for a marriage that lasted three minutes. 232 00:21:22,121 --> 00:21:24,943 They were married for over a year. 233 00:21:26,815 --> 00:21:31,168 Ah, to hell with him. If he's going to be this irresponsible, we're going without him. 234 00:21:31,268 --> 00:21:33,232 Oh, Eli. 235 00:21:33,332 --> 00:21:35,414 I got rid of all my wallpaper. 236 00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:39,844 - I like it without the wallpaper. - The thing is... 237 00:21:39,944 --> 00:21:42,510 I found out that wallpaper glue... 238 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,747 promotes the growth of microorganisms. 239 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,551 The place looks terrific, George. 240 00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:52,490 I like it. And the flowering plants, they really cheer the place up. 241 00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:55,122 I'm living with pollen. 242 00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:57,690 I'm so... The limo's here, and we're off now. 243 00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:59,961 I'll water the plants... 244 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:02,697 tend to the garbage... 245 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:05,602 and I'll make sure that the outside lights are out. 246 00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:09,405 - Okay. - And I'll make you a detailed report. 247 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:12,776 Oh, thank you, George. 248 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:15,510 Could you just do me one other small favor? 249 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:19,517 What was that favor? 250 00:22:19,617 --> 00:22:22,717 If you see Barkley, could you tell him that his tickets are on the table... 251 00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:25,088 by the phone in the kitchen? 252 00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:27,153 But isn't he coming with you? 253 00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:31,128 Well, we can't seem to locate him. I'm sure he's gonna be home any minute. 254 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:33,563 He can take the car and drive it to the airport. 255 00:22:33,663 --> 00:22:37,209 He can park it there. Tell him I'll pay for the parking. Okay? 256 00:22:38,953 --> 00:22:41,704 Look, I'll look... I'll look out for him. 257 00:22:41,804 --> 00:22:45,373 - Okay. Thank you. - But I usually hear him come in with his bicycle. 258 00:22:45,473 --> 00:22:50,078 Because when he hangs it on those hooks, the whole floor shakes. 259 00:22:50,178 --> 00:22:53,551 - Okay. Thank you, George. - I have to leave in 74 minutes. 260 00:22:53,651 --> 00:22:56,229 - Okay... - Sarah. Sarah. 261 00:22:57,572 --> 00:22:59,233 What if I don't hear him? 262 00:23:07,315 --> 00:23:10,409 Ah, shit. 263 00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:14,919 Shoes. Shoes. 264 00:23:23,498 --> 00:23:25,523 Pasadena. City Cab. 265 00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:53,660 Taxi! We got to go now. 266 00:23:55,096 --> 00:23:57,690 Ten. 267 00:24:00,468 --> 00:24:02,459 Keep the change. 268 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:14,344 Mom? Dad? 269 00:24:17,786 --> 00:24:19,447 Hello! 270 00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:29,171 Hey, you've reached the Michaelsons. Leave it at the beep. 271 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:31,709 Barkley, this is City. 272 00:25:31,809 --> 00:25:35,409 I already know you're not gonna call me like you promised because I know you're a liar. 273 00:25:35,509 --> 00:25:37,948 You swore you didn't have any money last night... 274 00:25:38,048 --> 00:25:40,012 and yet, you hired a cab this morning. 275 00:25:40,112 --> 00:25:42,053 I saw it, Barkley, from my window. 276 00:25:42,153 --> 00:25:43,987 If you lied about that, you probably lied about everything... 277 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:46,721 and I just wanna end it right now. 278 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:49,834 I won't be hanging around, okay? Good-bye, Barkley. 279 00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:55,096 Hey, you've reached the Michaelsons. Leave it at the beep. 280 00:25:55,196 --> 00:25:56,831 You're laughing. 281 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:01,002 I can hear it in your voice. You've lost your shadow, Barkley, your soul. 282 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:04,942 That's how you can be such a monster to me now and feel nothing. 283 00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:08,074 Hey, you've reached the... 284 00:26:08,174 --> 00:26:10,581 Enough! Will you shut the fuck up already! 285 00:26:10,681 --> 00:26:12,780 Barkley, this is your father, and I'm angry. 286 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,319 I just hope that whatever you're getting out of your invidious behavior... 287 00:26:15,419 --> 00:26:17,585 - is worth it. - Oh, you're angry. 288 00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,753 Well, fuck you, Eli. I'm angrier. 289 00:26:19,853 --> 00:26:23,800 And my invidious behavior is going to be well worth it. 290 00:26:30,952 --> 00:26:33,887 Shh. 291 00:26:38,693 --> 00:26:41,111 George Gastner... 292 00:26:41,211 --> 00:26:43,845 reformed obsessive-compulsive... 293 00:26:43,945 --> 00:26:46,182 now faces a great personal challenge. 294 00:26:46,282 --> 00:26:51,054 You can do it, George. You can do it. 295 00:26:51,154 --> 00:26:55,290 Forget Barkley. Forget his worried mother. 296 00:26:55,390 --> 00:27:00,678 Get in your non-polluting electric car and go to work. 297 00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,069 Bravo, George. Bravo. 298 00:27:06,169 --> 00:27:08,803 All those years at the Billingsworth Psychiatric Hospital... 299 00:27:08,903 --> 00:27:11,188 must have really paid off. 300 00:27:48,329 --> 00:27:52,115 If it's busy, then he's there. 301 00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:55,417 Damn it, Eli. I told you we needed call waiting. 302 00:27:55,517 --> 00:27:59,086 - We really should be boarding, Mr. Michaelson. - Doctor. 303 00:27:59,186 --> 00:28:02,621 Ms. Sighvatsson is politely hinting... 304 00:28:02,721 --> 00:28:05,095 that the plane is leaving. 305 00:28:05,195 --> 00:28:08,273 And I, for one, would like to be on it. 306 00:29:03,704 --> 00:29:05,695 Hello. 307 00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:09,155 Dr. Michaelson... 308 00:29:09,255 --> 00:29:13,462 the captain would like to say how very pleased he is... 309 00:29:13,562 --> 00:29:16,630 to have you on board, sir. 310 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,798 Because I won the Nobel Prize... 311 00:29:18,898 --> 00:29:23,550 or because I inspire his latent homoerotic wet dreams? 312 00:29:25,026 --> 00:29:27,006 I'm so sorry. 313 00:29:27,106 --> 00:29:31,015 You see, the genius part of his brain is so big... 314 00:29:31,115 --> 00:29:34,580 that it's just swallowed up the civilized part of his brain... 315 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,537 causing this monstrous antisocial behavior. 316 00:29:41,309 --> 00:29:43,390 Take me to my captain. 317 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,492 He can tell me in person. 318 00:29:45,592 --> 00:29:48,364 Please take your seat, sir. 319 00:29:48,464 --> 00:29:52,215 The seat belt sign is illuminated. 320 00:29:53,921 --> 00:29:56,412 Congratulations on your award. 321 00:31:24,975 --> 00:31:28,057 Hey, buddy. 322 00:31:28,157 --> 00:31:31,329 I can't understand what you're saying. 323 00:31:31,429 --> 00:31:34,009 What? 324 00:31:35,452 --> 00:31:39,238 The phone's traceable to a house about four miles from here. 325 00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:42,107 Damn I'm good. 326 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,178 I hope you like oranges. There's a tree out back. 327 00:31:50,278 --> 00:31:54,086 We got lots of oranges. 328 00:31:54,186 --> 00:31:55,588 Ooh. 329 00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:58,140 Nice try. Here. 330 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:04,765 You got to... You got to dive for it. 331 00:32:04,865 --> 00:32:06,839 Dive for it. 332 00:32:22,132 --> 00:32:25,484 Hello. Dr. Eli Michaelson, please. 333 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:27,718 Please help! Help me, somebody! Help me, please! 334 00:32:27,818 --> 00:32:29,189 - Hey. - Help me, please! 335 00:32:29,289 --> 00:32:31,434 Could you hold on a second? 336 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:35,143 Hey! Help me! Somebody help me, please! 337 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:41,201 Don't do that again. 338 00:32:41,301 --> 00:32:43,265 The press interview is at 4:00... 339 00:32:43,365 --> 00:32:46,137 and it's being held at the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. 340 00:32:46,237 --> 00:32:50,475 And then we're going to a reception at the Swedish Academy... 341 00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:52,541 and then cocktails at the Royal Swedish Academy. 342 00:32:52,641 --> 00:32:56,516 - And then we're expected for dinner... - Fine. Fine. Drag us wherever. 343 00:32:56,616 --> 00:32:59,648 I just have one question. 344 00:32:59,748 --> 00:33:02,188 Who pays for the stuff in the little fridge here? 345 00:33:02,288 --> 00:33:04,888 Me or the apologetic inventor of dynamite? 346 00:33:08,624 --> 00:33:12,161 Eli Michaelson, Nobel laureate. 347 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:15,433 Hello. I have your son, Doctor. 348 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:20,468 He will only survive if I receive two million unmarked bills. 349 00:33:20,568 --> 00:33:25,517 Oh, bull. Cut the shit, Barkley, and get your ass on a plane to Sweden. 350 00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:30,726 - I wanted to talk to him. - Sorry. 351 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:37,036 Well, if we're going to be prompt, we'd best get a move on. 352 00:33:41,511 --> 00:33:43,411 He hung up. 353 00:33:50,187 --> 00:33:51,869 I need your thumb. 354 00:33:51,969 --> 00:33:54,970 - What? - We send him your thumb. 355 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:57,775 - He'll understand the magnitude of the situation. - No. 356 00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:59,942 No. No. 357 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:02,010 The thumb. No. 358 00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:04,484 That's the opposable digit. 359 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:08,286 It's not just a finger. It's what separates man from beast. 360 00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:10,419 No! No, please! 361 00:34:10,519 --> 00:34:13,257 Please. Look, I'm begging you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 362 00:34:13,357 --> 00:34:16,628 Hey. No. Look, look, look. Let me call him. Let me call him. 363 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,693 He's my dad. He'll listen to me. 364 00:34:18,793 --> 00:34:21,999 My dad's a bastard, but he'll listen to me. Let me talk to my dad. Please. 365 00:34:22,099 --> 00:34:25,471 He's an asshole. He is. But he'll listen. Please, let me call him. 366 00:34:25,571 --> 00:34:28,820 I'll let him know how serious this is, how serious you are. I will. 367 00:34:38,101 --> 00:34:41,832 What is that? 368 00:34:51,462 --> 00:34:53,765 - Hello. - Dad! Dad! Do not hang up. 369 00:34:53,865 --> 00:34:56,634 Oh, much better without the voice modulator. 370 00:34:56,734 --> 00:34:59,105 No, that wasn't me. That was... 371 00:34:59,205 --> 00:35:01,169 my kidnapper. 372 00:35:01,269 --> 00:35:04,211 Please, just listen to me, okay? 373 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:07,146 I am being held hostage by a very brutal man... 374 00:35:07,246 --> 00:35:09,744 who's going to cut off my thumb and kill me... 375 00:35:09,844 --> 00:35:12,313 if you do not agree to his terms, okay? 376 00:35:12,413 --> 00:35:15,383 Dad, I'm in trouble. 377 00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:17,452 Trouble? You bet. 378 00:35:17,552 --> 00:35:19,791 Do you realize how much I'm gonna have to pay... 379 00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:22,660 to change what was supposed to be a free ticket to Stockholm? 380 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,096 I'm scared. 381 00:35:24,196 --> 00:35:28,366 Stop fucking with me and get your ass on a plane. 382 00:35:28,466 --> 00:35:29,836 A.S.A.P. 383 00:35:29,936 --> 00:35:32,670 What are you doing in church? 384 00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:35,405 - Is Mom there? I wanna talk to Mom. - What are you... 385 00:35:35,505 --> 00:35:38,256 Dad? Dad. 386 00:35:41,498 --> 00:35:43,478 Thumb time? 387 00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:46,115 - That was Barkley, wasn't it? - He's on his way. 388 00:35:46,215 --> 00:35:49,420 - Hopefully, he'll make it in time. - He's really on his way? 389 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,756 He sends his love to you, Sarah. 390 00:35:51,856 --> 00:35:54,003 What was he doing in church? 391 00:35:55,579 --> 00:35:58,262 What kind of father treats his own flesh and blood like that? 392 00:35:58,362 --> 00:36:01,031 Oh, he's a bad one. Now that he's got the Nobel Prize... 393 00:36:01,131 --> 00:36:04,200 - he's only gonna be worse. - The Nobel Prize he does not deserve. 394 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,369 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm sure there's all kinds of more worthy candidates. 395 00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:09,938 No! It was not his technique. He stole it. 396 00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:14,678 He probably did. You know, he is a scumbag. 397 00:36:14,778 --> 00:36:17,495 Who did he steal it from? 398 00:36:19,036 --> 00:36:21,584 - Harriman James. - Who? 399 00:36:21,684 --> 00:36:24,970 Dear friend of your father's. He's dead. 400 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:30,260 Harriman James was my father. 401 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,764 Sorry. 402 00:36:31,864 --> 00:36:33,266 I am. 403 00:36:33,366 --> 00:36:36,067 - I know what a shit my father can be. - You have no idea. 404 00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:38,246 You have no idea what a shit he is. 405 00:36:44,094 --> 00:36:46,108 Fuck. 406 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:51,065 Janet Polanyi, Cal-Sci undergrad. September 2005. 407 00:36:52,702 --> 00:36:58,321 Rema Lahmani, professor of geobiology. January 2006. 408 00:36:58,421 --> 00:37:02,626 Heather Phillips? She's in administration. 409 00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:04,062 No. 410 00:37:04,162 --> 00:37:07,899 Beth Chapman. That was taken three weeks ago. 411 00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:10,578 That man is a beast. 412 00:37:14,724 --> 00:37:16,906 That was my mother. 413 00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:21,144 She was married to Harriman James at the time. 414 00:37:21,244 --> 00:37:24,516 He was a grad student in chemistry at Harvard... 415 00:37:24,616 --> 00:37:28,285 who had a radical notion that one could use laser excitation... 416 00:37:28,385 --> 00:37:31,290 with wide-field microscopy... 417 00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:34,957 in order to observe fluorescence emission in a single molecule. 418 00:37:37,226 --> 00:37:40,966 This is Harriman's lab book, September '72. 419 00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:45,534 Pages nine through 16. 420 00:37:45,634 --> 00:37:48,440 The genesis of single-molecule spectroscopy? 421 00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,606 Yeah. 422 00:37:50,706 --> 00:37:54,710 Harriman James and Eli Michaelson were best friends. 423 00:37:54,810 --> 00:38:00,282 So my father and your mother, they had an affair? 424 00:38:00,382 --> 00:38:03,790 When my mother got pregnant... 425 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,865 Harriman James killed himself. 426 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:11,293 See, he knew he was sterile. 427 00:38:11,393 --> 00:38:14,666 - Does my father know this? - Of course he knows it. 428 00:38:14,766 --> 00:38:18,137 - Do you know him? Have you met him? - No. 429 00:38:18,237 --> 00:38:20,701 Wait. So you're my... brother. 430 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:23,372 Half brother. 431 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:25,912 What's your name? 432 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,178 Thaddeus... 433 00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:30,245 James. 434 00:38:30,345 --> 00:38:34,417 Look, I understand where you're coming from, Thaddeus... 435 00:38:34,517 --> 00:38:38,689 and I even think that you're, I mean, somewhat justified. 436 00:38:38,789 --> 00:38:40,693 Taking his Nobel Prize money. 437 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,858 That seems like the appropriate way... 438 00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:48,334 to avenge the memory of your fath... Thad... uh, Harriman. Harriman James. 439 00:38:48,434 --> 00:38:54,273 You know what? Better yet, let the world know who rightfully deserves the credit. 440 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,939 - Right? - Yeah. Yeah. 441 00:38:57,039 --> 00:39:00,475 All in good time, Barkley. 442 00:39:00,575 --> 00:39:03,916 - But now I'm gonna need your thumb. - Thaddeus, we're brothers. 443 00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:06,683 - No. We're half brothers. - Please, no, hey! 444 00:39:06,783 --> 00:39:09,385 I wanna work with you on this. I am on your side. 445 00:39:09,485 --> 00:39:13,602 Together. Partners. Don't. Don't. Don't take my thumb! 446 00:39:57,887 --> 00:39:59,878 God. 447 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:08,845 I bet the king farts in the privacy of his own limo. 448 00:40:08,945 --> 00:40:12,250 And a lot of other places if he eats like that every night. 449 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:14,315 I bet he has a manservant... 450 00:40:14,415 --> 00:40:18,272 whose sole responsibility is to take the blame for the king's farts. 451 00:40:27,517 --> 00:40:29,132 What's this? 452 00:40:29,232 --> 00:40:33,769 That came for Mrs. Michaelson this afternoon, Doctor. 453 00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:38,244 Really? I'm not expecting anything. 454 00:40:38,344 --> 00:40:41,786 Well, open it. The Unabomber is in jail. 455 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,058 You open it. 456 00:41:24,741 --> 00:41:26,732 Hello. 457 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:30,769 Oh, my God. 458 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:40,706 Oh, yes. This is subtle. 459 00:41:40,806 --> 00:41:43,805 I talked to Johannson in Stockholm. 460 00:41:43,905 --> 00:41:47,043 They're not gonna release the thumb until they've run their own tests. 461 00:41:47,143 --> 00:41:49,644 - How long will that be? - I don't know. 462 00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:51,780 You might wanna find a new hiding place. 463 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,185 Under the flowerpot's too easy. 464 00:41:54,285 --> 00:41:56,953 - We've hid it there for 20 years. - Okay. 465 00:41:57,053 --> 00:42:00,021 So you've been lucky for 20 years, Eli... 466 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,090 and your luck just ran out. 467 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:06,627 It was 10:15 when I went. I was already late. 468 00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:12,537 I have to leave the house at 10:09 to get to work. 469 00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:16,941 I waited. I waited until 10:15. 470 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:20,655 I usually leave at 10:09. 471 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,583 I thought they said no cops. 472 00:42:26,683 --> 00:42:29,453 - Sir, do you have call waiting? - No! 473 00:42:29,553 --> 00:42:31,755 Just a question. 474 00:42:31,855 --> 00:42:33,388 - Detective. - Relyea. 475 00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:36,558 We checked every operating church in San Gabriel Valley and came up empty. 476 00:42:36,658 --> 00:42:39,160 - Sorry, ma'am. - Bill, we gotta go through these leads. 477 00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:42,101 I've been over and over this in my head. 478 00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:46,403 I'm sure that's what he said. He was going to Equator Books to meet a girl. 479 00:42:46,503 --> 00:42:50,241 Her name is... Capitol Hill or something. 480 00:42:50,341 --> 00:42:52,306 Let's try the Equator Books thing. 481 00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:56,681 I didn't hear the bicycle. I didn't hear him come in. 482 00:42:56,781 --> 00:42:59,997 I listened, Sarah. I listened. 483 00:43:41,311 --> 00:43:45,130 Let me make you something to eat. You haven't eaten all day. 484 00:43:45,230 --> 00:43:49,332 Max, I'm not hungry. 485 00:43:49,432 --> 00:43:55,173 The smell of Max Mariner's world-famous scrambled eggs and burnt toast... 486 00:43:55,273 --> 00:43:57,556 will make you hungry. 487 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,043 Does it have to be burnt? 488 00:44:01,143 --> 00:44:03,598 For you, I'll make an exception. 489 00:44:07,704 --> 00:44:10,089 - You're a good guy, Max. - No. 490 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:14,189 Not to everyone. But I'm crazy about you. 491 00:44:16,925 --> 00:44:19,541 Sorry. 492 00:44:25,755 --> 00:44:28,207 But I would be worried. 493 00:44:28,307 --> 00:44:31,441 The thumb and, you know, the violence of the act. 494 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:36,247 But it's a real possibility that it's not Barkley's thumb at all. 495 00:44:36,347 --> 00:44:41,383 There were four thumb-related crimes in the L.A. area... 496 00:44:41,483 --> 00:44:43,856 in the last three weeks. 497 00:44:43,956 --> 00:44:45,689 Huh. 498 00:44:45,789 --> 00:44:49,108 I hope it is his thumb. 499 00:44:52,582 --> 00:44:56,097 If it's somebody else's thumb... 500 00:44:56,197 --> 00:45:01,350 then this kidnapper is a calculating psychopath. 501 00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:05,220 He's thinking it through step by step. 502 00:45:06,930 --> 00:45:10,946 And he doesn't wanna deal with a suffering, hysterical captive. 503 00:45:11,046 --> 00:45:15,117 So he very rationally went out... 504 00:45:15,217 --> 00:45:17,887 and amputated someone's thumb... 505 00:45:17,987 --> 00:45:20,522 some random victim. 506 00:45:20,622 --> 00:45:23,378 Made his life a whole lot easier. 507 00:45:23,511 --> 00:45:25,761 On the other hand... 508 00:45:25,861 --> 00:45:28,441 if it is Barkley's thumb... 509 00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:32,676 then they're sloppy. 510 00:45:34,589 --> 00:45:36,569 And they are holed up somewhere... 511 00:45:36,669 --> 00:45:42,276 with my very bloody, hysterical son. 512 00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:46,115 And his anguish... 513 00:45:46,215 --> 00:45:50,385 and his... profuse bleeding... 514 00:45:50,485 --> 00:45:52,822 are making them crazy... 515 00:45:52,922 --> 00:45:55,556 and they are gonna be a whole lot easier... 516 00:45:55,656 --> 00:45:59,306 to find or thwart or... 517 00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:03,507 or something. 518 00:46:05,186 --> 00:46:09,486 And Barkley will never be good at golf. 519 00:46:11,959 --> 00:46:13,950 Requires thumbs. 520 00:46:16,364 --> 00:46:22,185 I lay there in a bath of my own excrement... 521 00:46:22,285 --> 00:46:24,351 inhaling the pungent aroma... 522 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:27,223 the smell of life's bottom line. 523 00:46:29,523 --> 00:46:32,592 The morning light bled through the angry slats. 524 00:46:32,692 --> 00:46:34,829 I feel like I need a shower. 525 00:46:34,929 --> 00:46:36,896 Powerful, isn't it? 526 00:46:36,996 --> 00:46:39,302 Capitol Hill. 527 00:46:39,402 --> 00:46:41,805 Does that name ring a bell? 528 00:46:41,905 --> 00:46:44,370 There's a City Hall who sometimes reads. 529 00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:48,008 - Provides to the craven and needy. - Do you recognize this guy? 530 00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,514 Oh, yes. That's Barkley Michaelson. 531 00:46:50,614 --> 00:46:52,578 That's his table. 532 00:46:52,678 --> 00:46:54,647 He sits there day after day... 533 00:46:54,747 --> 00:46:58,521 playing with his, uh, Gameboy and daydreaming about cannibals. 534 00:46:58,621 --> 00:47:01,222 - Cannibals? - Yes. His thesis. 535 00:47:01,322 --> 00:47:03,289 Strange chap, you know. 536 00:47:03,389 --> 00:47:07,860 I tell him that his father has won the Nobel Prize, and do you know what he says? 537 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,897 "That lucky fucking son of a bitch." Can you believe that? 538 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:14,838 Yeah. Well, you'd believe that if you ever met his father. 539 00:47:14,938 --> 00:47:17,808 Anything else? 540 00:47:17,908 --> 00:47:20,344 Um, there's a bike, yes. 541 00:47:20,444 --> 00:47:23,212 It's been out there for days now. I think it's his. 542 00:47:23,312 --> 00:47:26,216 - Thank you. - Me? 543 00:47:26,316 --> 00:47:28,325 Excuse me. 544 00:47:31,072 --> 00:47:34,520 Hello. My name is Clifford... 545 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:39,058 any my poem today is called "Death by Drano." 546 00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:42,547 Byron was four when he took his first sip. 547 00:47:48,322 --> 00:47:52,074 - There's maybe, like, 75 ahead of you. - Decaf, nonfat... 548 00:47:52,174 --> 00:47:54,578 no foam, extra hot latte... 549 00:47:54,678 --> 00:47:57,324 and a box of Krispy Kremes. 550 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:03,270 - Do I look cheap to you? - Cheap? I spent 8.83 on that. 551 00:48:05,606 --> 00:48:07,620 All right. What do you need? 552 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,561 She goes by City Hall. It's got to be an alias or something. 553 00:48:11,661 --> 00:48:13,511 You think? 554 00:48:54,055 --> 00:48:56,136 Merry fucking Christmas. 555 00:48:56,236 --> 00:48:58,642 I got something under the tree for you, asshole. 556 00:48:58,742 --> 00:49:01,043 Santa's got a raging hard-on for you, baby. 557 00:49:01,143 --> 00:49:04,346 Why don't you take my Yule log up your chimney? 558 00:49:04,446 --> 00:49:08,352 Suck my North Pole, baby. You looking at me, asshole? Merry Christmas. 559 00:49:08,452 --> 00:49:12,052 Fuck off, asswipe. Come on and sit on Santa's lap. 560 00:49:12,152 --> 00:49:14,890 Naughty little girls make my St. Nick stand at attention. 561 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:17,192 Ho! Ho! Ho! Hey, you bald motherfucker. 562 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:19,894 What are you looking at, shithead? Shithead. Shithead. 563 00:49:19,994 --> 00:49:22,313 Shithead. Shithead. Shithead. 564 00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:31,338 Let's do a two-way. This Claus likes it nasty. Suck my reindeer dick. 565 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,643 Bend over and let me fill your sock with my stuffing. 566 00:49:34,743 --> 00:49:37,357 Have a great holiday season. 567 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,609 Hello. 568 00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:10,513 - Hi, Sarah. - Oh, hi, Meg. 569 00:50:10,613 --> 00:50:14,898 I can't talk right now. 570 00:50:33,521 --> 00:50:36,069 - Hello. - Listen to me carefully. 571 00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:38,137 I'm only gonna say it once. 572 00:50:38,237 --> 00:50:40,942 You are to put two million in unmarked, untraceable bills... 573 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,109 in the trunk of the red Mini Cooper... 574 00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:46,381 in the atrium of the Puente Hills mall on Sunday morning... 575 00:50:46,481 --> 00:50:48,981 at precisely 9:00 a.m. 576 00:50:49,081 --> 00:50:51,354 You are then to go straight home and wait for instructions... 577 00:50:51,454 --> 00:50:53,824 on where to collect your whining, miserable son. 578 00:50:53,924 --> 00:50:57,924 I see any cops, the deal's off and Barkley's dead. 579 00:50:58,024 --> 00:51:00,329 - I need to talk to him before I deal with you. - He's fine. 580 00:51:00,429 --> 00:51:02,746 I wanna talk to him. I wanna talk to my son. 581 00:51:12,093 --> 00:51:14,073 - Mom? - Barkley! 582 00:51:14,173 --> 00:51:16,356 Get me out of this. Get me out of here, Mom. 583 00:51:17,732 --> 00:51:19,650 Got it. 584 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:21,361 We're going to. Barkley! 585 00:51:26,306 --> 00:51:29,605 I sent your parents a severed human thumb. 586 00:51:31,377 --> 00:51:33,627 You sent my parents a thumb? 587 00:51:33,727 --> 00:51:38,033 Well, did you really think we'd get their undivided attention... 588 00:51:38,133 --> 00:51:41,436 with just a picture of you holding a newspaper? 589 00:51:41,536 --> 00:51:42,871 Whose thumb? 590 00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:46,038 Look, if I had actually cut off your thumb... 591 00:51:46,138 --> 00:51:48,207 you would've been bloody. 592 00:51:48,307 --> 00:51:51,024 You would've been hysterical and completely useless to me as a partner. 593 00:51:52,899 --> 00:51:57,652 It's okay to eat the dead but not to amputate a finger? 594 00:51:57,752 --> 00:52:00,797 Confusing set of rules you live by, Barkley. 595 00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:05,510 - I'm going to hell for this. - "Hell is for Children." 596 00:52:06,646 --> 00:52:09,114 - What? - Pat Benatar. 597 00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:14,679 If they let us trace them, then they're sloppy. Let's go, guys. 598 00:52:16,289 --> 00:52:20,507 - What exactly does that mean? - Barkley lost his thumb. 599 00:52:20,607 --> 00:52:22,545 I thought we already knew that. 600 00:52:22,645 --> 00:52:27,916 So here's how it's gonna go. While your father is pacing in his living room... 601 00:52:28,016 --> 00:52:30,481 wondering iflife is better without you... 602 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:33,334 Pasadena's finest will storm the wrong house. 603 00:52:34,941 --> 00:52:37,056 All right. Stay down! 604 00:52:37,156 --> 00:52:40,563 We've, uh, made a mistake. 605 00:52:40,663 --> 00:52:42,842 Meanwhile, at the mall... 606 00:52:44,384 --> 00:52:45,863 Goddamn it. 607 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:50,082 I told them, no merchandise deliveries until we finish the framing. 608 00:52:51,257 --> 00:52:53,271 What am I gonna do with all this shit? 609 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,244 Construction crew is just looking forward... 610 00:52:55,344 --> 00:52:57,612 to a few Saturday night brews with the boys... 611 00:52:57,712 --> 00:52:59,913 and Sunday off with the kids. 612 00:53:00,013 --> 00:53:02,194 No, no, no. I got this, fellas. 613 00:53:06,105 --> 00:53:11,190 The Mini was lowered into the Atrium by helicopter. 614 00:53:11,290 --> 00:53:15,197 ...while the police devise an offensive so as not to be humiliated. 615 00:53:15,297 --> 00:53:18,296 From where it sits, there's no driving it out of there. 616 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:22,218 There's no access and no doorway that's wide enough to drive through. 617 00:53:24,023 --> 00:53:29,243 At exactly 7:45 a.m., the southwest doors will open for employees only. 618 00:53:29,343 --> 00:53:32,810 That leaves me with approximately one hour to rebuild the car. 619 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,581 No. I got nothing. 620 00:53:34,681 --> 00:53:39,161 Under no circumstances do we reveal ourselves as officers of the law. 621 00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:47,438 Barkley Michaelson's life depends upon our precision and restraint. 622 00:54:34,894 --> 00:54:36,942 What's he doing? 623 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,314 The fuck if I know. 624 00:54:39,414 --> 00:54:41,458 Hey! No! Go get her. 625 00:54:50,143 --> 00:54:52,258 - I'm delivering it. - Wai... 626 00:54:52,358 --> 00:54:54,336 Wait a minute, Sarah. 627 00:54:56,749 --> 00:54:59,100 Do you really feel comfortable carrying it across a mall... 628 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,403 and leaving it in the trunk of a car that thousands of people are tossing raffle tickets into? 629 00:55:03,503 --> 00:55:05,739 It's everything we have, Sarah. 630 00:55:05,839 --> 00:55:09,577 It is not everything we have. We have our son... 631 00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:12,981 who we love more than any amount of money in the world. 632 00:55:13,081 --> 00:55:15,383 - There are no alternatives, Eli. - Sarah... 633 00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:18,084 Damn it. 634 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:20,455 I'll tell you. 635 00:55:20,555 --> 00:55:22,520 It's lonely at the top. 636 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:23,870 Sir? 637 00:55:25,912 --> 00:55:28,263 You're lucky you're not a genius. 638 00:55:28,363 --> 00:55:31,734 If we get your son back alive, Dr. Michaelson, we're all geniuses. 639 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:34,169 At exactly 9:00 a.m... 640 00:55:34,269 --> 00:55:37,937 you will join the other 200 screaming families as they enter... 641 00:55:38,037 --> 00:55:42,859 and try to be the first 100 to receive their free MP3s. 642 00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:57,759 Once the drop is made, let the fun begin. 643 00:57:27,633 --> 00:57:30,018 How could that be? 644 00:57:30,118 --> 00:57:32,367 Sir, it's driving away. 645 00:57:40,947 --> 00:57:43,028 It's a trap. What are they do... 646 00:57:58,811 --> 00:58:01,926 I think it's going to the northwest entrance. 647 00:58:16,115 --> 00:58:18,567 We got him. There's no way out. 648 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:21,279 Who is "he" if nobody's driving the car? 649 00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:45,759 Slow down! No! 650 01:00:25,511 --> 01:00:27,502 I fixed the fluorescents. 651 01:00:28,981 --> 01:00:31,745 They were flickering. 652 01:00:57,576 --> 01:01:00,827 Back, back, back, back, back. Okay. 653 01:01:00,927 --> 01:01:02,904 We got him. 654 01:01:07,753 --> 01:01:10,415 Sir, you're gonna wanna see this. 655 01:01:58,003 --> 01:02:00,220 It's all there. 656 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:05,323 One million dollars apiece. 657 01:02:05,423 --> 01:02:08,763 Holy shit, that's a lot of fuckin' money! 658 01:02:08,863 --> 01:02:11,665 This is definitely one of the high points of my entire life. Really. 659 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:15,434 I mean, this ranks higher than my first blow job by Eileen Salzer. 660 01:02:15,534 --> 01:02:17,737 She was the redheaded tuba player in the 10th grade band. 661 01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:20,506 Higher than my first car. 662 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:23,675 Higher than my second blow job. But that doesn't really count, 'cause my mom walked in... 663 01:02:23,775 --> 01:02:27,278 Does it rank higher than your wedding to the blue-eyed Russian studies major... 664 01:02:27,378 --> 01:02:29,818 Meredith Ma-a-a-s? 665 01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:33,187 - How the fuck did you know about Meredith? - I just know. 666 01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,786 - What the fuck do you know? - I know... 667 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:39,193 that you couldn't get it up, so basically she went shopping elsewhere. 668 01:02:39,293 --> 01:02:41,473 That covers it, right? 669 01:02:43,515 --> 01:02:47,575 Huh? 670 01:02:49,221 --> 01:02:51,938 - Brothers shouldn't have secrets, Barkley. - Fuck you! 671 01:02:52,038 --> 01:02:53,942 God! 672 01:02:54,042 --> 01:02:56,208 "Fuck you. Fuck you." 673 01:02:56,308 --> 01:02:58,213 I'm taking my money, and I'm going home. 674 01:02:58,313 --> 01:03:01,183 Oh, you go home. 675 01:03:01,283 --> 01:03:03,531 I'll kill you first. 676 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,988 Oh, you'd kill me? 677 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,495 But you wouldn't eat me. 678 01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:15,206 Would ya? 679 01:03:32,731 --> 01:03:36,348 - Where'd you get the car? - Same place I got the last one. 680 01:03:36,448 --> 01:03:39,720 Church. Sunday Mass, everyone's busy praying. 681 01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:42,589 - You stole it? - You make it sound like it's a crime. 682 01:03:42,689 --> 01:03:44,836 Come on. 683 01:03:59,358 --> 01:04:01,622 Howdy. 684 01:04:09,535 --> 01:04:11,526 So... 685 01:04:12,771 --> 01:04:14,751 - Swallow it. - What? 686 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,489 When they pick you up, they're gonna search every inch of you. 687 01:04:17,589 --> 01:04:20,443 Just swallow it and wait for it to poop itself out. 688 01:04:21,947 --> 01:04:24,197 Fuck you. 689 01:04:24,297 --> 01:04:26,735 Either you swallow it and go on stool patrol... 690 01:04:26,835 --> 01:04:28,900 or I'm gonna shove it up your ass for you. 691 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,978 Your choice. 692 01:04:46,905 --> 01:04:48,823 You spend a dime of that money... 693 01:04:48,923 --> 01:04:51,556 they'll track you down faster than you can digest milk. 694 01:04:51,656 --> 01:04:56,342 I don't think we should talk to each other again for at least two years... if ever. 695 01:04:57,483 --> 01:04:59,834 Can't say I'll miss you. 696 01:04:59,934 --> 01:05:01,836 It's been interesting having a brother. 697 01:05:01,936 --> 01:05:04,772 I never needed a brother. I needed a father. 698 01:05:04,872 --> 01:05:07,641 Trust me. You're better off without Eli. 699 01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:10,977 My mother hated me because I reminded her of him. 700 01:05:11,077 --> 01:05:13,122 Okay. Well... 701 01:05:14,066 --> 01:05:15,761 Yeah. 702 01:05:17,703 --> 01:05:19,796 What the... 703 01:05:40,159 --> 01:05:42,627 You don't want 'em to think you faked the kidnapping, do ya? 704 01:05:48,934 --> 01:05:50,902 Whoa. 705 01:05:54,373 --> 01:05:58,293 I'm Kelly Lange, and I'm standing in front of the home of Dr. Eli Michaelson... 706 01:05:58,393 --> 01:06:01,425 who was just awarded the Nobel Prize in chemistry. 707 01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:05,163 Now, it has been a week of highs and lows for the Nobel laureate... 708 01:06:05,263 --> 01:06:09,036 who had to cut short his celebrations with the king and queen of Sweden... 709 01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:12,203 to come back here and face the iniquitous kidnapping of his only son. 710 01:06:12,303 --> 01:06:15,339 First you lose my money, which is supposed to lead us to Barkley... 711 01:06:15,439 --> 01:06:18,408 then there's no word from Barkley, who might very well be dead... 712 01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:21,478 and now I can't even leave the house because there's a media zoo outside. 713 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:23,181 Who informed them? 714 01:06:23,281 --> 01:06:26,052 Hello? 715 01:06:26,152 --> 01:06:28,265 This is Kelly Lange from KLPK. 716 01:06:29,641 --> 01:06:32,189 Ms. Lange, are you standing in front of my house? 717 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,507 I am indeed. 718 01:06:36,114 --> 01:06:38,032 Sarah, put the gun down. 719 01:06:38,132 --> 01:06:40,467 I think I have Mrs. Michaelson on the line now. 720 01:06:40,567 --> 01:06:43,837 She's the mother of the boy who was kidnapped, and we're told that she was very... 721 01:06:43,937 --> 01:06:45,840 - Ms. Lange. - Yes? 722 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,405 I have a handgun pointed at your head. 723 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,344 If you don't get the fuck... 724 01:06:50,444 --> 01:06:53,179 off my lawn right now, I'm gonna use it. 725 01:06:53,279 --> 01:06:55,358 Look! She's got a gun! 726 01:07:00,639 --> 01:07:03,472 If we had call waiting, it would be another story. 727 01:07:07,813 --> 01:07:10,395 Hello? 728 01:07:37,809 --> 01:07:41,493 Your mother and I would very much like you to go to the hospital. 729 01:07:41,593 --> 01:07:45,562 - We'd just like to make sure nothing's broken. - No. I want to go home. 730 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:48,570 Okay. Okay. We're going home. 731 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:51,623 Oh, God. I'm so happy to have you back. 732 01:07:53,292 --> 01:07:55,351 I'm happy to see you too, Mom. 733 01:07:58,830 --> 01:08:00,810 Why does he have both thumbs? 734 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:05,585 Eli, would you have felt better about the two million dollars if he lost one? 735 01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:07,651 Lose the edge, Sarah, and explain to me... 736 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:11,823 whose thumb was sent to us in Stockholm if Barkley has both of his. 737 01:08:11,923 --> 01:08:13,958 They threatened to cut off my thumb. 738 01:08:14,058 --> 01:08:16,397 How many of them were there? 739 01:08:16,497 --> 01:08:18,433 Two. 740 01:08:18,533 --> 01:08:21,369 Can you describe 'em? 741 01:08:21,469 --> 01:08:25,373 They had this thing over my head. 742 01:08:25,473 --> 01:08:29,141 Burlap sack. It was dark. 743 01:08:29,241 --> 01:08:33,378 I was thirsty, and they gave me water. I couldn't even swallow it. 744 01:08:33,478 --> 01:08:37,902 So, tell me, Barkley. What was City Hall's role in all this? 745 01:08:38,937 --> 01:08:40,855 City? 746 01:08:40,955 --> 01:08:44,623 She didn't have anything to do with it. She probably hates me right now. 747 01:08:44,723 --> 01:08:46,662 Can we just do this tomorrow, Max? 748 01:08:46,762 --> 01:08:50,829 We're never gonna catch these guys anyway. I'm sure they're long gone by now. 749 01:08:50,929 --> 01:08:52,834 Gone where? 750 01:08:52,934 --> 01:08:56,804 How would I know? It's not like they discussed their travel plans with me. Look at me. 751 01:08:56,904 --> 01:08:59,504 See? 752 01:08:59,604 --> 01:09:01,639 Oh, I hadn't... 753 01:09:01,739 --> 01:09:03,645 So, tell me. 754 01:09:03,745 --> 01:09:07,176 Do you even know City's real name? 755 01:09:07,276 --> 01:09:09,616 Yeah. Sharon Hall. 756 01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:12,215 Please, don't involve her, Max. 757 01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,222 She's really sensitive. 758 01:09:14,322 --> 01:09:17,124 And she's furious with me. I promised I'd call her, and I didn't... 759 01:09:17,224 --> 01:09:19,526 'cause I fucking got kidnapped. 760 01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:24,161 - Please, will you promise me? - You were kidnapped outside City's house, right? 761 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:25,998 No. Here. 762 01:09:26,098 --> 01:09:27,449 Here? 763 01:09:29,154 --> 01:09:31,938 Bill, we gotta bring in the forensics crew right now. 764 01:09:32,038 --> 01:09:34,538 - Here? Why? - We messed up. 765 01:09:34,638 --> 01:09:37,512 Uh, Barkley was abducted from this house... 766 01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:39,514 probably right after you took off for... 767 01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:42,050 The kidnapper was in this house? 768 01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:45,886 Don't tell me that key's back under the flowerpot. 769 01:09:45,986 --> 01:09:47,951 This is Sergeant Canepa. Get me Forensics. 770 01:09:48,051 --> 01:09:51,055 - 9.99. - Viagra changed my life. 771 01:09:51,155 --> 01:09:55,963 I work neighborhood patrol for Westec in the San Gabriel Valley. 772 01:09:56,063 --> 01:09:59,299 And I needed some cash... 773 01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:02,101 to get a burger from Tommy's... it's open all night. 774 01:10:02,201 --> 01:10:05,269 Tell our audience. 775 01:10:05,369 --> 01:10:07,371 Tell our audience what happened next. 776 01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:09,877 I was at the A.T.M. on Colorado and Lake... 777 01:10:09,977 --> 01:10:15,479 when I was attacked by a man in a paper bag mask with a butcher knife... 778 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:18,115 who took all my money. 779 01:10:18,215 --> 01:10:20,250 And my thumb. 780 01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,966 What kind of... Paper bag mask? 781 01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,977 A grocery bag with these... 782 01:10:28,313 --> 01:10:31,761 stars for eyes and, uh... 783 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:34,330 like, big carpet eyebrows... 784 01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:38,412 and this big, bulbous red nose. 785 01:10:43,895 --> 01:10:45,813 Barkley. 786 01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:47,579 The kind you'd make in summer camp. 787 01:10:47,679 --> 01:10:50,416 Barkley? Honey, is everything all right? 788 01:10:50,516 --> 01:10:53,198 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 789 01:10:55,907 --> 01:10:58,793 How is Barkley? 790 01:10:58,893 --> 01:11:01,594 Honestly, he looks like shit. 791 01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:06,601 Well, if there's anything Pam and I can do, don't hesitate. 792 01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:09,801 My son Ethan, who's at Oxford now teaching linguistics... 793 01:11:09,901 --> 01:11:11,868 read about it in the London Times. 794 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,875 He's terribly upset for Barkley. 795 01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:17,474 Remember how they used to play together when they were little boys? 796 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:22,984 And remember when they were hauled in for riding their bikes in the Thompson Koi Pond? 797 01:11:23,084 --> 01:11:27,551 Slow Ethan's teaching linguistics at Oxford? 798 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:30,525 Dr. Michaelson, I'm so sorry. 799 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,133 Thank you. 800 01:11:37,082 --> 01:11:40,563 - Look at that. - Come on, come on, come on. 801 01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:43,246 Sharks and vermin. 802 01:11:45,290 --> 01:11:47,838 - These are nice. - I was so cruel. 803 01:11:47,938 --> 01:11:50,827 I left those savage messages on his machine. 804 01:11:51,830 --> 01:11:53,821 I was so hurt when he didn't call. 805 01:11:55,267 --> 01:11:57,916 He promised to call. 806 01:11:58,016 --> 01:12:01,822 And then when he didn't call, I wanted to hurt him because... 807 01:12:01,922 --> 01:12:03,738 I was so hurt. 808 01:12:04,910 --> 01:12:07,458 He would have called. 809 01:12:07,558 --> 01:12:09,526 Don't you think, Detective? 810 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:12,095 Uh, yeah. 811 01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:13,568 Yeah, probably. 812 01:12:13,668 --> 01:12:16,485 - He liked me, didn't he? - Oh, yeah. 813 01:12:18,123 --> 01:12:20,114 He liked my mind. 814 01:12:21,993 --> 01:12:23,927 My art. 815 01:12:25,864 --> 01:12:28,765 Oh, my God. He liked my breasts. 816 01:12:32,953 --> 01:12:38,725 Uh, did you and Barkley plan to have a date on the night of December 8? 817 01:12:38,825 --> 01:12:42,528 No. His bike was stolen from the Equator and he needed a ride home. 818 01:12:42,628 --> 01:12:45,263 Stolen, huh? 819 01:12:45,363 --> 01:12:48,945 - And did you take him home? - No. 820 01:12:50,355 --> 01:12:53,620 It was like we kissed... 821 01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:58,779 and suddenly we were consumed... 822 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:01,648 by this raging... 823 01:13:01,748 --> 01:13:03,882 fire of passion... 824 01:13:03,982 --> 01:13:05,983 that just obliterated... 825 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,388 the entire world around us and... 826 01:13:08,488 --> 01:13:11,488 the hunger and... 827 01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,827 thirst and desire that we felt for each other. 828 01:13:14,927 --> 01:13:17,596 Right. Right. And then afterwards... 829 01:13:17,696 --> 01:13:22,165 It was in the morning then that you brought him home. 830 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:24,138 That's the weird thing. 831 01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:27,157 - What? - He took a cab. 832 01:13:29,995 --> 01:13:31,929 Why is that weird? 833 01:13:33,498 --> 01:13:37,400 If he had no money at all the night before... 834 01:13:39,204 --> 01:13:41,420 where'd he get the money for the cab? 835 01:13:45,243 --> 01:13:47,695 I'm really sorry to bother you, Miss Hall. 836 01:13:47,795 --> 01:13:50,164 Thank you very much for taking the time. 837 01:14:00,525 --> 01:14:02,674 City Hall original. 838 01:14:02,774 --> 01:14:04,977 Do you think she had something to do with the kidnapping? 839 01:14:05,077 --> 01:14:07,015 It's pretty psychotic. 840 01:14:07,115 --> 01:14:09,213 But I'll tell ya. It's not nearly as fucked-up... 841 01:14:09,313 --> 01:14:12,653 as the shit I saw at the poetry reading at Equator Books. 842 01:14:12,753 --> 01:14:15,718 "Rats live on no evil star." 843 01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:18,192 That's Anne Sexton's epitaph. 844 01:14:18,292 --> 01:14:22,042 It's a palindrome. 845 01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:25,679 It is indeed. 846 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,875 I'll have the chicken salad. 847 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,180 It's on the house today, Dr. Michaelson. 848 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,848 After all you've been through, it's the least we could do. 849 01:14:43,948 --> 01:14:46,597 Then I'll have the T-bone, rare. Thank you. 850 01:14:48,139 --> 01:14:50,856 - He's coming to sit with us. - Slide that chair away. 851 01:14:50,956 --> 01:14:53,361 Give him a break, will ya? Guy's been to hell and back. 852 01:14:53,461 --> 01:14:55,897 Eli. Let me buy you lunch. 853 01:14:55,997 --> 01:14:59,508 Ruby got it already. How about I take you up on it tomorrow? 854 01:15:04,004 --> 01:15:07,774 I saw all the reporters out in the courtyard just now. 855 01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:10,576 Any more of that publicity and you will be ensured a place... 856 01:15:10,676 --> 01:15:12,580 on the lucrative lecture circuit. 857 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:17,867 You'd think the Nobel Prize alone would ensure you that kind of notoriety. I... 858 01:15:22,838 --> 01:15:25,521 The snails are eating my basil. 859 01:15:25,621 --> 01:15:27,357 Look at... Scarred leaves. 860 01:15:27,457 --> 01:15:30,025 A week ago, these leaves... 861 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:34,032 were plump, moist, unblemished. 862 01:15:34,132 --> 01:15:36,866 So, you never heard anything. 863 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:38,932 I was listening for the bicycle. 864 01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:41,805 But you never heard a struggle or anything like that. 865 01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:44,242 I wasn't listening for a struggle. If I was listening for a struggle... 866 01:15:44,342 --> 01:15:46,109 then I would have heard the struggle. 867 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:49,047 - Maybe I didn't hear it. - Right. 868 01:15:49,147 --> 01:15:50,746 I have to kill 'em. 869 01:15:50,846 --> 01:15:52,948 Who? 870 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:56,922 The snails. They have to die. 871 01:16:01,092 --> 01:16:03,461 Just a minute. 872 01:16:03,561 --> 01:16:05,463 Hey. 873 01:16:05,563 --> 01:16:08,466 You told City Hall your bike was stolen. 874 01:16:08,566 --> 01:16:10,901 It was stolen. 875 01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:12,904 Your bike's in the garage. 876 01:16:13,004 --> 01:16:16,070 I brought it home from Equator Books myself. 877 01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:18,008 No, I'm telling you it was stolen. 878 01:16:18,108 --> 01:16:21,879 Well, I'm telling you... 879 01:16:21,979 --> 01:16:26,582 you wouldn't be the first guy that told a white lie to get a girl into the sack. 880 01:16:26,682 --> 01:16:29,453 Max, I asked you to leave her alone. 881 01:16:29,553 --> 01:16:32,154 Hey. She's crazy about you. 882 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,525 She cried, carried on when she heard what happened. 883 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:37,090 So I wouldn't worry about it. 884 01:16:37,190 --> 01:16:39,773 Unless there's somethin' to be worried about. 885 01:17:02,037 --> 01:17:04,653 Yeah, I remember. 886 01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:06,625 Kid's only got a 20. 887 01:17:06,725 --> 01:17:10,629 I don't got no singles. I gotta count out 14 bucks of coins. 888 01:17:10,729 --> 01:17:13,131 He's anxious, jumpy and shit. 889 01:17:13,231 --> 01:17:15,183 I keep losing count. 890 01:17:19,655 --> 01:17:21,635 George Gastner? 891 01:17:21,735 --> 01:17:23,676 If he didn't have the bicycle with him... 892 01:17:23,776 --> 01:17:25,908 I was listening for the wrong thing. 893 01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,975 George Gastner... 894 01:17:28,075 --> 01:17:30,915 formerly of Billingsworth Psychiatric Hospital... 895 01:17:31,015 --> 01:17:33,953 by way of Cheski-Vacuri Psychiatric Hospital... 896 01:17:34,053 --> 01:17:36,584 with a brief stint in the Fraser Scott Psych Ward? 897 01:17:36,684 --> 01:17:40,267 You're not here about the bicycle, are you? 898 01:17:54,356 --> 01:17:56,274 City. 899 01:17:56,374 --> 01:17:59,710 I thought you weren't gonna show. 900 01:17:59,810 --> 01:18:03,526 - Sorry. - Me too. 901 01:18:05,801 --> 01:18:07,753 I want to fuck you so bad. 902 01:18:07,853 --> 01:18:11,272 Ho, ho. I was hoping you'd say something like that. 903 01:18:12,975 --> 01:18:14,955 But... 904 01:18:15,055 --> 01:18:17,024 I can't. 905 01:18:17,124 --> 01:18:19,103 No. We'll go somewhere. 906 01:18:20,349 --> 01:18:22,430 I'm with someone else now. 907 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:24,145 What? 908 01:18:25,654 --> 01:18:28,452 Why did you even come here then? 909 01:18:29,525 --> 01:18:32,208 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 910 01:18:50,979 --> 01:18:52,970 Barkley. 911 01:18:54,149 --> 01:18:56,140 What? 912 01:19:06,028 --> 01:19:08,446 Why didn't I see this coming? 913 01:19:21,510 --> 01:19:24,536 It's right this way. 914 01:19:28,517 --> 01:19:32,566 It's the, um, fireplace and kitchen... 915 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:34,836 and, uh, bath. 916 01:19:34,936 --> 01:19:38,405 Uh, I wasn't gonna rent it out so soon after... 917 01:19:38,505 --> 01:19:41,122 but we really do need the money right now. 918 01:19:44,766 --> 01:19:46,847 He seems like a nice young man. 919 01:19:46,947 --> 01:19:49,888 Solid, works in used cars. 920 01:19:49,988 --> 01:19:51,963 Cool. 921 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:55,809 And maybe you should offer to help him unload. 922 01:20:11,927 --> 01:20:13,845 He seems to have it all under control. 923 01:20:13,945 --> 01:20:16,848 Well, Barkley, that's not very welcoming. 924 01:20:16,948 --> 01:20:20,819 It's just, uh, my back's been spasming all day. 925 01:20:20,919 --> 01:20:25,222 It still hurts from when I was kidnapped, so I really don't think I can help him. 926 01:20:25,322 --> 01:20:29,593 You know, I did tell him about George's suicide, but it didn't seem to bother him. 927 01:20:29,693 --> 01:20:33,064 Yeah. Some people are just practical. 928 01:20:33,164 --> 01:20:37,585 He has a lovely girlfriend that lives in town. She's there. 929 01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:50,246 Barkley! Oh, my God! 930 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,323 Um, I'm okay. 931 01:20:53,635 --> 01:20:56,229 Cute couple. 932 01:21:01,243 --> 01:21:04,129 - You think so? - Yeah. 933 01:21:04,229 --> 01:21:06,131 Yes. 934 01:21:06,231 --> 01:21:08,729 It seems to have hit its stride, really... 935 01:21:08,829 --> 01:21:13,902 with all these options for making quantum dots biocompatible... 936 01:21:14,002 --> 01:21:17,808 therefore allowing individual molecules... 937 01:21:17,908 --> 01:21:19,884 to be traced in living cells. 938 01:21:21,430 --> 01:21:25,059 And you sell used cars for a living? 939 01:21:26,235 --> 01:21:29,553 I was a chemistry major at Ohio State, but... 940 01:21:29,653 --> 01:21:31,055 I didn't... 941 01:21:31,155 --> 01:21:34,559 I didn't have the funds to finish my degree, so... 942 01:21:34,659 --> 01:21:36,623 Yeah. Now I'm in cars. 943 01:21:36,723 --> 01:21:40,429 But you seem to have knowledge that... 944 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,597 far exceeds the reaches of undergraduate chemistry. 945 01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:46,267 Thaddeus is like a star. 946 01:21:46,367 --> 01:21:49,004 His brilliance is baffled... 947 01:21:49,104 --> 01:21:53,221 by the congesting circumstance of impeding planets. 948 01:21:54,396 --> 01:21:56,814 Sharon is a poet. 949 01:21:56,914 --> 01:22:00,284 But I'm a bit of an autodidact, which I gotta tell ya... 950 01:22:00,384 --> 01:22:04,121 is one of the reasons I was very excited when I learned my new landlord... 951 01:22:04,221 --> 01:22:07,039 was Dr. Eli Michaelson. 952 01:22:10,846 --> 01:22:13,062 Barkley doesn't even know... 953 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:15,548 how big a single molecule is. 954 01:22:16,918 --> 01:22:18,668 Do you, Barkley? 955 01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,016 Yes. 956 01:22:24,259 --> 01:22:25,339 Generally. 957 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:27,345 Well... 958 01:22:27,445 --> 01:22:29,847 obviously it depends on the structure... 959 01:22:29,947 --> 01:22:34,549 and the number of atoms in the molecule. 960 01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:38,854 On the small end of the range, it's of the same order as the bond lengths, Barkley. 961 01:22:40,553 --> 01:22:42,460 Typically... 962 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,462 one to two angstroms. 963 01:22:44,562 --> 01:22:47,330 Good boy. 964 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,998 Why don't you come visit me at the lab sometime? 965 01:22:50,098 --> 01:22:52,037 I think you'll find it enlightening. 966 01:22:52,137 --> 01:22:54,179 Are you serious? 967 01:22:56,325 --> 01:22:58,418 That would be great. 968 01:23:12,641 --> 01:23:14,688 What the fuck are you doing, man? 969 01:23:14,788 --> 01:23:17,324 - That is a great man. - What? 970 01:23:17,424 --> 01:23:19,831 I could have made him so proud. 971 01:23:19,931 --> 01:23:22,266 I would have followed in his footsteps... 972 01:23:22,366 --> 01:23:24,601 worked by his side. 973 01:23:24,701 --> 01:23:29,405 - Carried on his life's work. - Thaddeus, this isn't part of the plan. Leave. 974 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,790 He would have loved me like a father should love a son. 975 01:23:34,663 --> 01:23:36,913 Sorry, Bro. I'm not going anywhere. 976 01:23:37,013 --> 01:23:39,296 I'm gonna... 977 01:23:43,939 --> 01:23:46,453 "Leave." 978 01:23:46,553 --> 01:23:48,475 Maybe you should leave. 979 01:24:34,156 --> 01:24:36,989 Hurry up. I'm hungry. 980 01:24:39,327 --> 01:24:41,795 Hurry up, Barkley. I'm hungry. 981 01:24:44,366 --> 01:24:46,596 Hurry up, Barkley. I'm hungry. 982 01:25:24,806 --> 01:25:26,820 Yeah. 983 01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:30,537 Hello. Good morning, Doctor. 984 01:25:32,781 --> 01:25:35,166 Yeah. 985 01:25:35,266 --> 01:25:37,635 - Look at this. - No. Actually, why don't you sit there? 986 01:25:37,735 --> 01:25:39,653 Doctor. 987 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:46,142 - This is a treat. Thank you, Thaddeus. - It's my pleasure, Doctor. 988 01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:48,196 Call me Eli. 989 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:56,584 I'd love the recipe. 990 01:25:56,684 --> 01:26:01,040 - Unless it's a family secret. - I like to think of us as family. 991 01:26:05,914 --> 01:26:08,246 Does that include me? 992 01:26:13,488 --> 01:26:15,547 Going somewhere? 993 01:26:17,125 --> 01:26:19,240 It seems... 994 01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:23,247 that you visited a cash machine on the night in question. 995 01:26:23,347 --> 01:26:24,878 Look... 996 01:26:24,978 --> 01:26:27,885 I had one 20, and I took it from City's wallet. 997 01:26:27,985 --> 01:26:33,357 Because you found out you only had $2.57 in your account. 998 01:26:33,457 --> 01:26:35,691 I checked the bank records. 999 01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:38,393 You're saying that you stole 20 from City? 1000 01:26:38,493 --> 01:26:41,230 - I didn't steal it. I left an I.O.U. - She never said... 1001 01:26:41,330 --> 01:26:45,101 anything to me about an I.O.U. 1002 01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:47,711 You know her cat? 1003 01:26:49,024 --> 01:26:51,572 She's got this cat. It's a thief. 1004 01:26:51,672 --> 01:26:53,944 - That's funny. - What's funny? 1005 01:26:54,044 --> 01:26:58,382 A certain Wil Cavalere was assaulted at an A.T.M. on the same night. 1006 01:26:58,482 --> 01:27:03,753 His attacker arrived wearing a paper bag mask... 1007 01:27:03,853 --> 01:27:06,757 and departed with Wil Cavalere's thumb. 1008 01:27:06,857 --> 01:27:10,891 - So? - Bits of a paper bag and pieces of a bulbous nose... 1009 01:27:10,991 --> 01:27:15,028 were found in the middle of the living room fireplace... 1010 01:27:15,128 --> 01:27:18,435 bearing traces of Mr. Cavalere's blood. 1011 01:27:18,535 --> 01:27:21,602 There was a fire going on in the fireplace when I got home that morning. 1012 01:27:21,702 --> 01:27:24,508 - I told you this before, Max. - Oh, God! 1013 01:27:24,608 --> 01:27:26,241 I mean... Look at me. 1014 01:27:26,341 --> 01:27:30,647 You don't think that I'm actually capable... What... 1015 01:27:30,747 --> 01:27:34,152 It sounds like a tall tale to me. 1016 01:27:34,252 --> 01:27:36,783 Look... 1017 01:27:36,883 --> 01:27:39,352 your red Doc Martens... 1018 01:27:39,452 --> 01:27:43,361 turned up with traces of Wil Cavalere's blood. 1019 01:27:43,461 --> 01:27:45,329 - I lost those shoes. - When? 1020 01:27:45,429 --> 01:27:47,798 That night. That night at her apartment. 1021 01:27:47,898 --> 01:27:50,132 - That's funny. - What's funny? 1022 01:27:50,232 --> 01:27:53,570 We found those shoes in your closet... 1023 01:27:53,670 --> 01:27:55,607 in a shoe box... 1024 01:27:55,707 --> 01:27:57,624 buried in the back. 1025 01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:00,951 How can that be? 1026 01:28:10,772 --> 01:28:13,639 Barkley, honey, we need to talk. 1027 01:28:17,812 --> 01:28:20,563 Okay. 1028 01:28:20,663 --> 01:28:24,035 There is no love like a mother's love. 1029 01:28:24,135 --> 01:28:28,337 Mom convinced Max to give me a chance to prove myself... 1030 01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:30,875 maybe to even help us. 1031 01:28:30,975 --> 01:28:34,407 Now I just had to figure out a way to get Thaddeus to crack. 1032 01:28:34,507 --> 01:28:36,157 I could have loved her. 1033 01:28:37,265 --> 01:28:39,150 What are you doing here? Huh? 1034 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,382 She unlocked something deep inside of me. 1035 01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:43,387 You knew that... 1036 01:28:43,487 --> 01:28:46,702 and you took her away from me. 1037 01:29:06,761 --> 01:29:09,079 Sarah. 1038 01:29:12,767 --> 01:29:15,551 Will you tell Barkley... 1039 01:29:15,651 --> 01:29:17,730 to stay out of my apartment? 1040 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,720 He went into your apartment? 1041 01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:21,923 Yeah. 1042 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,428 You told me a guy killed himself in there. 1043 01:29:24,528 --> 01:29:28,129 - You didn't tell me your son was unstable. - What did he do? 1044 01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:30,480 He threatened me. 1045 01:29:34,856 --> 01:29:37,336 You know what? I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 1046 01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:40,243 I'll talk to him. Okay? I promise. 1047 01:29:40,343 --> 01:29:43,579 Sorry. Can you hand me the measuring cup? 1048 01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:45,098 Sorry. 1049 01:29:51,306 --> 01:29:54,742 I really like living here. He's spoiling it. 1050 01:30:01,549 --> 01:30:04,598 Hey. I need some prints run on this. 1051 01:30:04,698 --> 01:30:08,505 No "hello"? No "how are you?" 1052 01:30:08,605 --> 01:30:12,071 I'm not big on foreplay, but you treat me this way, I feel dirty. 1053 01:30:12,171 --> 01:30:14,843 I need it A.S.A.P. 1054 01:30:14,943 --> 01:30:19,264 There you are. Sweet-talk me, and I'm a pushover. 1055 01:30:28,573 --> 01:30:30,491 Three years ago, Sharon... 1056 01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:33,567 a. k. a. City Hall... 1057 01:30:34,912 --> 01:30:38,062 escaped from the Gilissen Hospital... 1058 01:30:38,162 --> 01:30:40,500 for the Criminally Insane. 1059 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,167 She was committed for burning her father alive. 1060 01:30:43,267 --> 01:30:45,538 That's where she met fellow patient... 1061 01:30:45,638 --> 01:30:47,614 Thaddeus James. 1062 01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:52,945 And it seems your father and I... 1063 01:30:53,045 --> 01:30:56,147 knew the James family once upon a time. 1064 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,628 It's FBI business. You know I can't talk about it. 1065 01:31:09,728 --> 01:31:11,632 When will you be back? 1066 01:31:11,732 --> 01:31:13,696 Couple of days. 1067 01:31:13,796 --> 01:31:16,185 We have cocktails at the Pedersens' Friday night. 1068 01:31:17,855 --> 01:31:20,741 If I'm not back, take your little friend Beth. 1069 01:31:20,841 --> 01:31:23,840 For God sakes. 1070 01:31:23,940 --> 01:31:27,728 I'm just helping her out. She's having a hard time keeping up. 1071 01:31:33,404 --> 01:31:36,840 Thaddeus James. Detective Mariner. 1072 01:31:38,109 --> 01:31:40,527 Well, is there anything I can do for you, Detective? 1073 01:31:40,627 --> 01:31:42,841 Barkley Michaelson threatened you. 1074 01:31:45,783 --> 01:31:48,067 His mother, Sarah Michaelson, told us about it. 1075 01:31:48,167 --> 01:31:50,869 Look, you know, the kid... 1076 01:31:50,969 --> 01:31:53,407 he seems harmless, but... 1077 01:31:53,507 --> 01:31:57,007 I'm here to tell you he's not. 1078 01:31:57,107 --> 01:31:58,777 History can't be denied. 1079 01:31:58,877 --> 01:32:02,412 I know that you're seeing... 1080 01:32:02,512 --> 01:32:06,685 that Sharon Hall that Michaelson is obsessed by. 1081 01:32:06,785 --> 01:32:09,122 If you care for her... 1082 01:32:09,222 --> 01:32:13,234 I would take her very far from here. 1083 01:33:52,477 --> 01:33:54,395 Hello, Brother. 1084 01:33:54,495 --> 01:33:59,462 By now, you should have found a sampling of City's lovejuice. 1085 01:33:59,562 --> 01:34:01,484 She did put up a fight, but... 1086 01:34:02,553 --> 01:34:04,735 she's since been, let's just say... 1087 01:34:04,835 --> 01:34:06,756 subdued. 1088 01:34:08,493 --> 01:34:12,312 Look, I've kidnapped dear old dad... 1089 01:34:12,412 --> 01:34:14,511 and I want a million for his release. 1090 01:34:14,611 --> 01:34:17,816 You can think about it. I am patient. 1091 01:34:17,916 --> 01:34:21,418 Oh, yeah. I can subsist for weeks dining on City Hall. 1092 01:34:21,518 --> 01:34:26,056 But if I do not receive the money by the time City's flesh has been consumed... 1093 01:34:26,156 --> 01:34:29,029 well, at that point I'm gonna have to embark... 1094 01:34:29,129 --> 01:34:34,062 on the less savory task of consuming our father. 1095 01:34:34,162 --> 01:34:36,767 I'm gonna need some pretty heavy marinade for that. 1096 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:56,619 Have you lost your mind, Barkley? 1097 01:34:56,719 --> 01:34:59,642 You needed to know what it feels like to be kidnapped. 1098 01:35:11,622 --> 01:35:13,556 So... 1099 01:35:14,926 --> 01:35:17,074 Harriman James. 1100 01:35:17,174 --> 01:35:21,245 You fucked his wife, stole his theories, drove him to suicide. 1101 01:35:21,345 --> 01:35:23,323 Oh, bullshit. 1102 01:35:25,703 --> 01:35:30,388 Glynnis James was cute and she screwed a lot of men, but I was not one of them. 1103 01:35:30,488 --> 01:35:32,635 So how do you explain all the checks? 1104 01:35:33,511 --> 01:35:35,274 What checks? 1105 01:35:36,747 --> 01:35:40,683 All the checks that you sent her throughout the years. 1106 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:51,374 Harriman James was my friend. 1107 01:35:51,474 --> 01:35:53,976 He left his pregnant wife... 1108 01:35:54,076 --> 01:35:56,045 penniless. 1109 01:35:56,145 --> 01:35:59,952 When I could, I helped her out. 1110 01:36:00,052 --> 01:36:02,422 That's really touching. It is. 1111 01:36:02,522 --> 01:36:05,122 I just don't understand why you would be nice to her... 1112 01:36:05,222 --> 01:36:07,791 when you've never been nice to anyone in your entire fuckin' life! 1113 01:36:07,891 --> 01:36:10,392 Because I do not believe in helping those... 1114 01:36:10,492 --> 01:36:13,164 who can help themselves, like you, for instance. 1115 01:36:13,264 --> 01:36:16,299 Oh, I have a mountain of anger... 1116 01:36:16,399 --> 01:36:21,640 and, uh, I'd say a fair amount of despair that informs... 1117 01:36:21,740 --> 01:36:23,706 pretty much everything that I do. 1118 01:36:23,806 --> 01:36:26,376 Do you know where that stems from? 1119 01:36:26,476 --> 01:36:30,384 Being born the son of an asshole like you. 1120 01:36:30,484 --> 01:36:32,718 - What are you talking about? - Harriman James... 1121 01:36:32,818 --> 01:36:36,819 had nothing to do with your Nobel Prize-winning work in single-molecule spectroscopy? 1122 01:36:36,919 --> 01:36:39,292 He piddled around in it. I made it work. 1123 01:36:39,392 --> 01:36:40,991 Do you really think... 1124 01:36:41,091 --> 01:36:44,864 that holding me for ransom is gonna accomplish anything? 1125 01:36:44,964 --> 01:36:48,498 And besides, who do you think is gonna pay? Your mother is broke, Barkley. 1126 01:36:48,598 --> 01:36:50,870 Thaddeus is going to pay. 1127 01:36:50,970 --> 01:36:53,407 - Thaddeus? - Thaddeus James. 1128 01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:55,425 Your son. 1129 01:36:57,495 --> 01:37:00,847 Even if he was my son, which he is not... 1130 01:37:00,947 --> 01:37:02,849 how is he gonna pay? 1131 01:37:02,949 --> 01:37:06,482 He's a used car dealer, huh? Where's he gonna come up with that kind of money? 1132 01:37:06,582 --> 01:37:08,663 Uh, Thaddeus was my kidnapper. 1133 01:37:09,974 --> 01:37:13,022 If any of this is true... 1134 01:37:13,122 --> 01:37:15,374 why are you telling me this now? 1135 01:37:20,017 --> 01:37:22,700 Because up until now, Thaddeus held all the cards. 1136 01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:25,706 Until I realized that he wasn't lying... 1137 01:37:25,806 --> 01:37:28,338 about you and Harriman. 1138 01:37:28,438 --> 01:37:31,379 Look at this. Recognize this? 1139 01:37:31,479 --> 01:37:33,847 Oh, yeah. I scanned it. 1140 01:37:33,947 --> 01:37:36,627 And I can have it all over the Internet in seconds. 1141 01:37:40,971 --> 01:37:43,030 Your little talk didn't work. 1142 01:37:49,580 --> 01:37:53,500 Well, Barkley is my son, and I love him... 1143 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:56,132 but I think we should call the police. 1144 01:37:56,232 --> 01:37:58,200 No police. 1145 01:37:58,300 --> 01:38:00,972 He's gotta be... 1146 01:38:01,072 --> 01:38:02,992 He's gotta be bluffing. 1147 01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:10,480 Uh, delivery for Thaddeus James. 1148 01:38:11,883 --> 01:38:13,860 Hey. Just sign here. 1149 01:38:16,974 --> 01:38:19,033 Good night. 1150 01:38:26,183 --> 01:38:28,174 I didn't order anything. 1151 01:38:44,635 --> 01:38:46,615 "Preheat oven to 350. 1152 01:38:46,715 --> 01:38:49,156 Cook for 20 minutes or until golden brown." 1153 01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:51,231 What? 1154 01:39:02,787 --> 01:39:05,436 What is it? 1155 01:39:05,536 --> 01:39:07,205 Oh, God. 1156 01:39:07,305 --> 01:39:10,783 The sick fucker. 1157 01:39:11,695 --> 01:39:13,945 I think it's City. 1158 01:39:14,045 --> 01:39:17,215 Not again. 1159 01:39:17,315 --> 01:39:19,652 He threatened to do this to Meredith... 1160 01:39:19,752 --> 01:39:21,953 but I never thought he would actually... 1161 01:39:22,053 --> 01:39:24,019 I just found my dad. 1162 01:39:24,119 --> 01:39:27,190 I'm not gonna let that crazy bastard eat him. 1163 01:39:32,850 --> 01:39:36,000 - Hello? - Hello, Brother. 1164 01:39:36,100 --> 01:39:39,337 Want the recipe? It's an old family secret. 1165 01:39:39,437 --> 01:39:41,206 Put the money... 1166 01:39:41,306 --> 01:39:43,176 in Aunt Lillie's old beige carry-on. 1167 01:39:43,276 --> 01:39:45,178 Mom will find it for you. 1168 01:39:45,278 --> 01:39:48,046 Go to the bus station in Stovepipe Wells, Death Valley. 1169 01:39:48,146 --> 01:39:50,680 It'll take you six hours by car. 1170 01:39:50,780 --> 01:39:54,986 Put the money in locker number 126. 1171 01:39:55,086 --> 01:39:56,821 Close it. Lock it. 1172 01:39:56,921 --> 01:39:59,899 Get in your stolen car and go home. 1173 01:40:10,254 --> 01:40:13,269 At 7:00 sharp, answer your phone... 1174 01:40:13,369 --> 01:40:16,952 - or else dear old dad is cooked. - Fuck! 1175 01:40:27,104 --> 01:40:30,288 "Among the anthropophagi... 1176 01:40:30,388 --> 01:40:33,293 people's friends are people's sarcophagi." 1177 01:41:44,048 --> 01:41:46,000 Now what? 1178 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:48,881 Photographs, courtesy of Thaddeus James. 1179 01:41:51,422 --> 01:41:54,437 Far too many shots of your philandering penis for my taste. 1180 01:41:54,537 --> 01:41:55,822 Mom deserves better. 1181 01:42:02,599 --> 01:42:04,613 Ain't that the truth. 1182 01:42:04,713 --> 01:42:07,520 But I'll always love you, Eli, 'cause you gave me Barkley. 1183 01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:09,489 Please believe me. 1184 01:42:09,589 --> 01:42:13,359 You are the only woman I ever loved. 1185 01:42:13,459 --> 01:42:17,629 We're getting divorced, Eli, and I'm taking you to the cleaners. 1186 01:42:17,729 --> 01:42:19,667 Well... 1187 01:42:19,767 --> 01:42:21,668 good luck. 1188 01:42:21,768 --> 01:42:24,002 I don't need luck. 1189 01:42:24,102 --> 01:42:27,305 A DNA test will link you to Thaddeus's paternity. 1190 01:42:27,405 --> 01:42:32,260 And Harriman's papers will bring the merits of your Nobel Prize into question. 1191 01:42:33,330 --> 01:42:35,355 Imagine the humiliation. 1192 01:42:39,870 --> 01:42:45,157 I bet it was your idea, this whole kidnapping thing, wasn't it? 1193 01:42:45,257 --> 01:42:48,006 No. Actually, it was all Barkley. 1194 01:42:49,079 --> 01:42:52,032 Clever kid, that son of ours. 1195 01:42:52,132 --> 01:42:55,266 Guess I really do take after you, Dad. 1196 01:43:11,101 --> 01:43:14,785 I can't believe I'm getting money-laundering instructions from my mother. 1197 01:43:14,885 --> 01:43:17,568 We're splitting that money 50-50. 1198 01:43:25,682 --> 01:43:27,309 Max? 1199 01:43:29,987 --> 01:43:32,535 It's your one mil. 1200 01:43:32,635 --> 01:43:35,475 Figured if I returned it to you legitimately... 1201 01:43:35,575 --> 01:43:38,776 Eli would be getting 50% in the divorce, so... 1202 01:43:38,876 --> 01:43:41,545 And this way... 1203 01:43:41,645 --> 01:43:43,566 you could share it with me. 1204 01:43:45,335 --> 01:43:47,769 We could live pretty well on this in Montana. 1205 01:43:51,141 --> 01:43:54,589 I'm not leaving my job. 1206 01:43:54,689 --> 01:43:55,667 That'd be fine. 1207 01:44:05,856 --> 01:44:07,517 Hi, Barkley. 1208 01:44:10,194 --> 01:44:12,275 Max. 1209 01:44:12,375 --> 01:44:15,593 Surveillance tape from the mall. 1210 01:44:18,202 --> 01:44:20,329 Nice disguise. 1211 01:44:21,939 --> 01:44:24,169 But I gotta ask you. 1212 01:44:25,242 --> 01:44:27,992 The breast... 1213 01:44:28,092 --> 01:44:30,205 with the string beans on the side. 1214 01:44:31,281 --> 01:44:34,167 Marzipan. 1215 01:44:34,267 --> 01:44:36,169 A marzipan breast. 1216 01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:39,172 A gallon ofblood. You can buy anything in L.A. 1217 01:44:39,272 --> 01:44:41,838 As for City, Mom arranged for her to go back... 1218 01:44:41,938 --> 01:44:44,574 to the Gilissen Hospital for the Criminally Insane... 1219 01:44:44,674 --> 01:44:46,645 where I am sure that her artwork will never fully be appreciated. 1220 01:44:46,745 --> 01:44:48,679 where I am sure that her artwork will never fully be appreciated. 1221 01:44:48,779 --> 01:44:52,290 We make our choices, don't we, City? 1222 01:44:55,402 --> 01:44:58,098 Sometimes they're made for us, baby. 1223 01:45:02,710 --> 01:45:05,629 I finished my thesis. 1224 01:45:05,729 --> 01:45:07,305 I even got it published. 1225 01:45:08,916 --> 01:45:11,768 To quote the Jacket cover: 1226 01:45:11,868 --> 01:45:14,377 "It isn't evil to eat the dead. 1227 01:45:15,456 --> 01:45:17,447 "It's recycling. 1228 01:45:19,126 --> 01:45:22,755 True evil is to eat a man alive." 1229 01:45:53,527 --> 01:45:55,507 Dr. Michaelson? 1230 01:45:57,676 --> 01:46:00,713 I'm having trouble understanding... 1231 01:46:00,813 --> 01:46:03,051 how to derive the transition kinetics... 1232 01:46:03,151 --> 01:46:07,233 from the autocorrelation function using the photon counting measurements. 1233 01:46:12,346 --> 01:46:15,543 Kinetics. Yes. 1234 01:46:19,787 --> 01:46:24,236 Just like a measly molecule, man can so swiftly go... 1235 01:46:24,336 --> 01:46:28,774 from a glorious state of high energy... 1236 01:46:28,874 --> 01:46:32,196 to an ignominious one of isolation. 1237 01:46:38,739 --> 01:46:41,090 But then again... 1238 01:46:41,190 --> 01:46:47,045 a molecule that interacts with other molecules... 1239 01:46:48,883 --> 01:46:51,875 has a much greater potential... 1240 01:46:54,388 --> 01:46:56,340 to luminesce. 1241 01:46:56,440 --> 01:46:58,605 Sir? 1242 01:46:58,705 --> 01:47:00,956 I'm free tonight. 1243 01:47:04,298 --> 01:47:06,289 And you?95639