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Five hundred dollars forthe death of Chen kuo-wei

Friend

Please stop, you're wasting your energy

Are you Chen kuo-wei of Quadruple Door?

Yes, who are you?

I'm Yen Tieh-hsin

So you're the Hades Kick

The kick which has never been beaten?

You're right

Someone pays me to kill you

You and I haven't met before Who wanna kill me?

I can pay you double to kill him

You can, but killing is my profession

I've to keep my words

So I must kill you first

You're too arrogant

I've never lost before

You may not win

I don't care who you are

I'll break your hands first

Hsien

What's the matter, master?

I'm going out, keep an eye on them

Sure

Stop it

We won't practise this today

Let's practise the Fist of Five Styles which I taught you few days ago

Dozing again

Cheeky

Pointless

Start now

Appearance of Dragon & Tiger

Two Tigers, White Snake

Panther & Fire, White Crane

Hold it

Your wrists are too weak

You can't learn it well, understand?

How dare you fool me?

Fooling me... Not me!

Who's he?

Say it

Naughty Panther

Naughty Panther

Though Mentor Wong is yourfather

you should never cause trouble here

All because your kung-fu is too vague

You mean that my kung-fu is very bad?

Not too bad but useless

How useless is it?

Your Panther & Fire

It isn't bad

You've exposed your body easy to be attacked

Your foot-work is too loose Just a kick

and you'll fall

Naughty Panther you've taught Hsien a lesson

We all feel very happy about it

He's too arrogant, I can't stand it

You've vented our anger

That's great...

Eat more then

No, I'm talking about that girl

What a charming face very pretty indeed

How much? 30 cents

Not bad

Too good if I can kiss her

That's easy

I'll make her hug and kiss me

Liar I won't believe you

Let's take a dinner to bet then

Deal

Be careful! You'll be sent to jail if she sues you

Just watch out Don't worry

Just watch

He's dead man

This flower is beautiful Trust me, try it on

I'm sorry, sir

My eyes hurt

What can I do?

Something got into my eyes

Help me get rid of it, miss. Please, hurry

Not yet

Yes good

Thanks

Snake

Snake?

Don't be afraid... I'll kill it. Don't be afraid

It's great I'll do the same thing on your sister

My sister?

How dare you flirt my daugther!

I didn't, she hugged me first, bitch

Mother

Save it, I saw everything over there

Who'll flirt an ugly duck like her!

Time to teach you a lesson

Good, not bad

You're good fighter

Watch out

What a fierce woman

Come on

You're all ruthless bastards!

Man won't argue with bitch, excuse me

Give me back my jade

You broke my jade! Pay me back!

Pay? No way

Father...

You must pay me

What happened?

He's broken my jade but refused to pay me

Beast, go away

Who're you talking to?

You

Pay him immediately

Pay? I don't know how to pay

Good, I'm just looking for someone to vent my anger

Let me teach you how to pay

Get up

Wanna kill me?

I'm doomed, I'm dead

Don't be afraid, it's just the back

I won't kill you, don't move

Please spare me...

Not yet...

Got you now

Fainted that easy?

Sometimes my attacks aren't very accurate

Watch out

I chop... I chop meat

I hit... I hit a cucumber

I twine... I twine a garlic paste

I wouldn't know how good I'm if we didn't fight today

It's been ages, bro You still look great

Your bro is old now What a beautiful niece I've got

She's still a kid

Where's Hung?

This naughty guy always goes to play

He's a young man now

I thinkyou may not recognize him now

This time, stay longer

Hung, don't go away

Come to greet your auntie and cousin

Come here, now

Coming...

Shit!

Come to greet your auntie

Auntie, cousin

Cousin

Hung

What happened to your neck?

I... I slept without a pillow

Without a pillow? Let me help you

No thanks, auntie

Come on, relax

Auntie

Auntie

Feel better now?

Yes

Brother, Hung really looks smart

He's quite tactful and clever

Brother, you're really a good father

Yes, I'm very strict to him

No wonder I heard people praising him as soon as I came here

Really? What did they say?

The son of Huang Chi-ying is very smart

He's also a man of justice

I'm very proud of him

Come here my son, come here

Sit down

But there're many sex maniacs in this village

A bad guy harassed your niece

on the street just now

he beat me too

Who dare do this to my relatives?

Can you recognize him if you see him again?

Sure I can

Good, let's find him now

I'll teach him a real good lesson Hung, come with me

Uncle

You don't have to go out

Why?

That guy is here

Who?

He's your son Huang Fei Hung

You...

You...

Son-of-bitch...

Kneel down

Father

You bastard, I'm so angry

Huang Chi-ying

I'm doomed

Huang Chi-ying

Mentor Li, is someone looking for cure?

I'm looking foryour son

Why?

Your son beat my son irrationally

You see the bandages? He hurts so badly

It's just a waste to heal him

Huang Chi-ying, we want your son?

You beast, I must kill you

No, Dad... no...

Brother, you'll kill him

Yes, because I'm too angry

But they'll thinkthat you won't have your son tortured

Mentor Li doesn't come to witness howyou punish your son

but to punish him with his own hands

Don't move...

It's all me I'll let your son beat me back

Take this

I've given you a chance It's you who let it go

You dare saythis at this time

Huang Chi-ying, you indulge your son

I'll just abandon him

Just do anything you want

Mentor Li, how about let Hung

stand this mentor's 10 strikes without any resistance?

He deserves it if he dies

If not, just put it into an end

I don't need 10 strikes to kill him

Young Master I'll take the revenge for you

Mentor Chao beat him to be as badly as I'm

How many strikes in total?

You want to cut off my posterity?

Stop it

It's already 10 strikes

You said you'll kill me within 3 strikes

A Crane & a Snake

A Secret Attack

I'll fight back if you don't stop

My clothes get dirty, take it

You comes for the revenge?

It's me

You hit your master

Young Master, are you alright?

Young master, are you ok?

My baby, are you alright?

Young Master Go to hell

Young Master I hurt as badly as you now

Huang Chi-ying, you're somebody

but I ain't ordinary person just wait and see

Let's go!

You watch out!

Take Young Master home, hurry

Do come back

Be careful

Now two of them are badly hurt

Are you very proud of yourself? I'll kill you now

Brother

It's useless to beat this naughty panther

Let's punish him by practising kung-fu

You really piss me off

From today, you can't go out

and do 6-hour foot-work everyday

Don't move

Be careful, this water is hot

So, feeling good now?

You're trembling, I feel very happy now

So happy...

You feel itchy? Let me help you

Stop, don't go too far!

I don't, yourfather asked me to keep an eye on you

You'll have to stand 2 more hours if you break one single bowl

You deserve it

Master, you come back

Your foot-work is fine

Did he slack off?

No, I've been watching him

Really? Yes

Show progress finally

Yes, I'm very tired

Are you really tired?

But you got a chair Yes

What? A chair, let me see

Damn it, a chair

You dare cheat me when I'm punishing you

I really can't do anything about you

I'll askyour uncle to come tomorrow and fixyou

Who's he?

Beggar Su

It hurts!

Eat

Master's asked Beggar Su to fix you

Yes

You're miserable then

Why?

Do you know anything about Beggar Su?

He's very cunning

All his students have become cripples

Really?

Well, you can try

Nau was his student and you know what happened to him?

What?

He lost all his teeth and hair

His nose is twisted even his father can't recognize him

That monster likes torturing people Suck guy

What should I do then?

You think about it yourself

Shit! You got to help me

The 36th Method

Run

You're clumsy

Run hurry

I leave now Just go

Leave so soon, my friend?

Eat buns...

Come in please

Can I sit here?

Yes...

Are you Chaochowese? Me too

Friends... please Please...

The food is very good

They all look good and taste good

Really good

Good

Sir...

Whyyou're alone? Where's Old Shang?

You eat first, eat

What would you like to eat?

A bowl of shark's fin as appetizer

Sorry, we got no shark's fin

It's too bad

Then I want a roasted left goose leg

Left leg...

A chicken and a steamed grouper

Sorry, we got no grouper

Then any fish will do

Also a stewed abalone and big shrimp noodle

Yes

Half catty of Shaoshing wine, hurry

Half catty of Shaoshing wine

You have a big stomach

Of course, or I won't be so fat

Here's the left goose leg, chicken...

Half catty of Shaoshing wine

Yes... no thanks

Cheer... just feel free

Eat... very delicious...

We're friend... feel free to eat...

Drink...

Go ahead

I eat...

Drink..

He must be starving

Very nice

I mean the food is really good

Really good

I'll paythe bill, don't refuse me I'll pay it now

Buy me lunch tomorrow. I'm leaving I'll paythere

Let me pay, just enjoy it

I've to go, see you tomorrow

Take it easy, goodbye

Excuse me, goodbye... Enjoy

Sir, 1.99 dollars please

Someone will pay the bill

Who?

The old man who's eating with me

You know him?

He's myfather

Yourfather?

How manyfathers do you have?

He's the boss of this inn and I'm his son

So you're his illegitimate son?

So you don't want to pay now? Look there

No I've just forgotten to bring the money

I'll come tomorrow and I'll payyou then

Kingkong, beat him

Tiger's Claw

Stop it, let's talk

Stop it

Don't fight, we're friend, don't fight

It's okayto beat friends

I'll get backwhat you've eaten Get him!

Roasted goose's leg

One on the left

Soyed pork

Damn it

Also half a catty of Shaoshing wine

No... I'm dying

Stop it. That's enough I've thrown all up

Enough Enough? He's to do the toilet cleaning for us

I can't stand it anymore

Thanks

You dare interfere with our affairs

Just watch, I can jump

Take it

It's hot, isn't it?

Stop eating

We're friends Who's your friend?

You're nimble but stupid

Go away, kid

I must beat you

Go...

Old guy, you're reallytough

Certainly, or how can I survive?

Just look at you you're weak and useless

It's just an accident

If I hadn't fallen into the trap

I'd have beaten them

It's just an excuse

How come you're so miserable?

couldn't pay the bill?

That's a long story

May I know your name?

I'm su

I feel very angry when I hear the name Su

It's all his fault

Who're you talking about?

It's that Beggar Su

My father asked him to come and fix me up

So you're afraid of him

Afraid? Of course not

It's heard that he's vicious and cunning

That old bastard...

I'll teach him a lesson someday

You'll have the chance

Well, where do you work?

Me? I have no work

So you're beggar?

Yes, I'm Beggar Su

I see...

Beggar Su

Exactly

Better go now

You can't go now

I've received your father's money I've to do my job

You can't go away

How long do I need to learn from you?

A day?

A year

I'm doomed then

I quit and you've got the money Profits are all yours

You wanna quit? I wanna teach you

You old bastard

Do you dare release me?

You old bastard don't ever underestimate me

Let me show you Tiger-conquering Fist

This is Tiger-conquering Fist?

Tiger-like Fist

It's great, isn't it?

Tiger-conquering Fist? I think it's Conquered Fist

Crane Fist

Crane's Beak

Fed-up Crane

Crane Waiting for Shrimps...

Shrimps... Flying Crane

I'm coming

You scare me

You're scared to climb up a tree

What? I'm just using the Monkey's Fist

Wanna follow me?

Answer me. Answer me

Please stop

Answer me, now!

Okay... Nobody will find a student byforce

Wanna escape?

I wanna piss

Do it there There

From right to left

Then back to right

Back to the front

Left to the right

Right to the front

Left to right, right to left

I can never finish it

Just go on

So harsh to me? Fine

Hung...

Old guy, wash yourself

Go away, kid

Do you hear me? Go away

Can't you see I'm busy

What a stubborn bastard

Is this your place?

How about if I don't leave?

You're so cheeky

and so naive about the world

Comfortable?

No, you're a wicked person

I'm good at fixing wicked people

Come on...

You shouldn't be too arrogant with such bad kung-fu

Who's your master?

My father teaches me

Then your father mustn't be a good fighter

Maybe I'll let him be my follower

I think you'd better call me father

Go to hell

Sit down

Get up

Sit down again

Good boy

Go to hell

Take my shoes

Oh...

Don't come here

You've become a turtle now

I'll surely beat you now

You can never beat me with this suck kung-fu

Killing a nobody like you...

would only defame my reputation

Crawl between my legs

and never return

Crawl

Wait, is this your trousers?

You shouldn't be too arrogant with such bad kung-fu

Then your father mustn't be a good fighter

Take my shoes

I'll surely beat you now

You can never beat me with this suck kung-fu

Killing a nobody like you...

would only defame my reputation

Crawl between my legs

and never return

Crawl

You idiot, this wine is very expensive

It smells good

Master, I'll dry your clothes

Why are you so sexy?

The clothes got fire...

On fire...

It's my only suit

My backbone

My wrist

You're not strong enough

There's no good dish and the tea's too cold

Cold...

My head hurts, master

Have your meal

You're so tired that can't even use your chopsticks?

Master, all the stuff is done

So quick?

Take it back from upstairs

Hurry

I shouldn't have made it so full

Oh my god

Hung, help me to break walnuts

You break it like this

Like this

Master, it's too hard even for a monkey

Let's go for a walk outside

Good...

Stack...

Master, you're smart Of course

Don't miss it... I'll take this

Old guy, you should leave now

Leave? How can I buy good wine with so little money

I have to win more, I stake on this

Come on, stake... believe me, stake

Open it... What?

Don't dare

Open it...

Scared? Shut up

Open it

You're amazing, master Sure

That's great

Put down your bets...

We're getting rich. It's easy

Luckyyou

I'll playwith you

in one go

Alright, we'll make a good fortune today

Come on

Stake

Good

Open

I'm sorry

What's it?

You're nimble but I got good eye-sight too

So you're a swindler

Police is here, run!

You filthy thief, give me back the money

You can never get back your money from a swindler

Do you know who I'm?

Do I have to?

You'll be surprised if I tell you

I'm the lron-head Rat

Really like indeed

Very hard indeed

Scared?

Don't go

Give me back the money no matter who you're

I'm not afraid of you

No one dare say this to me

You don't want to live, do you?

I'll let you try my iron head

Your heart

Your lung

Master, his head is too strong

Don't give up

Now you know how good I'm

It's fun

Good, very good

You've knocked into my trousers

Watch out...

A hammer for an iron head, alright?

How can you bear?

It's unbearable!

Master, I can't bear...

Lazy No...

My hands' gonna break

Let's stop now, buy me some wine

Buy some wine?

Waiter Coming

What do you want?

Give me three... Three catties of wine?

No, 3 taels of Shaoshing wine, hurry

3 taels?

Hurry up, don't just stand here

Right

What takes that kid so long to buy some wine?

Idiot

That's him

Old guy, who are you?

Who are you then?

I'm King of Stick Hsu Ching-tien Do you know me?

Yes, I have You ever heard of Beggar Su then?

Beggar Su?

It's me

Go

Don't go, he doesn't look like Beggar Su

What?

Look

He's trembling he isn't the real Beggar Su

Well, how dare you cheat me

What's for? I'm the real Beggar Su

Still so stubborn?

Master

Give me the wine

It's water

Idiot, you harm yourself

Master

If I meet you again

I must kill you, go

What? You're beaten too seriously?

Master, it's all my fault

It's all because of you

You've made me lose my face

I've never had such humiliation before

It's not because you couldn't beat him

just you didn't drink enough

Nowyou know

But I'm so useless

or I'll surely kick the King of Stick out

Then you're blaming me for not teaching you?!

You've taught me minorthings only

and howto stand beating

Yourfather Huang Chi-ying is an expert

of all kinds of kung-fu

How can I teach his son?

He wants you to torture me

Yourfather's given you to me

because he knows I have good kung-fu skills

What skills?

The 8 Drunken Gods

It's nothing special

You won't understand how great it is

Many people asked me to teach them in the last decades

but I turned them all down

Don't ever think that I can't stand still

In fact I'm trying to beat my opponent with surprises

How?

Why don't you teach me then?

Didn't your father tell you that...

foundation is very important

I do this because I want you to have

a good foundation

It's really the right time now

Really?

You should be a bit drunk to learn the Drunken Fist

Have a drink first

One more

Hung, have you ever been to school?

I've spent a few years in a private school

In with the wine

May our cups never rest

For I'll sing you a song

Please listen with your ears open

Power and wealth are no avail to us

Eternally drunk may prevail

Enough

Sober men and sages are lost through the ages

But great drinkers never die

But great drinkers never die

Shing Fung produces fine wine by the ton

The best solders of Shien Yang are always so young

Though the king calls I wouldn't alter one sip

For I belong to the drunken immortals your lordship

With uplifted cup I invited the full moon

Bring forth my shadow may three of us swoon

Fine wine in a radiant cup is necessity

Put down that cup the horses are awaiting there

Fallen on the battlefield who will remember me

Remember me?

Remember me?

Lu, the sober drunkard

Li, the cripple with a powerful leg

Han, holding a pot in his arms

Lan, a sudden attack at the waist

Chan, the superior double kick

Tso, the desperate throat lock

Han, blowing his flute

Auntie Ho, swinging her body around

Be more serious

This style is so sissy

Miss Ho is a woman

Watch me

Do it yourself

Okay, I'll

Practise hard

Only women practise this, not me

HuangChi-ying

Why do you stop the natives

from selling me the Bull Head Hill

You can't hide anything from me

What do you mean?

Li Wan-hao, I thinkyou just want the thing hidden on the hill

What are you bullshitting?

Coal

You secretly deal with the Coal Company

to make profit from selling of coal

You can hide your guilt before the villagers but not me

Since you know it, I won't deny

If you don't interrupt my work

I'll give you 20% of the profit

20%? You spend so much on me?

Listen, the hill belongs to the natives

No one can take it away, get out of here

Huang Chi-ying you're trying to go against me

I'll find someone to handle you

A 1000-dollarwarrant to kill Huang Chi-ying of Fushan

Huang Chi-ying?

Master

Is the food fortonight ready? Yes

Hurry up there'll be many guests tonight

Master Hsu

Funeral?

You want me to beat you

Haven't you suffered enough last time?

I just wanna have something to eat and someone to beat

Alright I'll make you an extra dish tonight

Master, what's it?

Bamboo shoot and pork, give me a rod Yes

Pork?

I'll have a piece first

Good, it tastes good

Master

One bowl

Your teeth are so strong to break a bowl

Well?

Watch out for the teeth

Well? He's considerate

Sit still

I knock

Ass against the stick

This is 'Hungry Dogs Snatching for Food'

Not accurate enough

Got it

Are you drunk?

Master, there's wine

Master, the King of Sticks gave us wine

It's free of charge

Master

Master

Master

Master

We've been together for a whole year It's time for us to separate apart

Master can only teach

You've to work it out practice makes perfect

and make the Drunken Fist becomes part of your body

I live nowhere, don't miss me, go home

I'll come when you need me Beggar Su

Master

Higher

Come on

Mentor Huang

Mentor Huang... what's it?

Li and his men are digging Bull Head Hill

Really?

Tell them I'm going there. Quick

It's just at the front

You really deserve the name of Founder of Hung's Fist

Who are you? I don't knowyou

Why did you ambush me?

I kill for money. I'm Yen Tieh-hsin

I'll do my best when having a good opponent like you

So you're the cold blood killer Yan Tieh-hsin

Yes

But I'm no ordinary person too

Then you must show me your best today

The hands are just the doors but the legs to fight

30% for the hands and the rest for the legs

Huang Chi-ying, I must kill you today

Master

Father, how are you? Are you alright?

Idiot, you're back

It's alright. I'm here

You dare attack my father? I'll give you a good lesson

You again?

So you come to bury your father

You...

Mentor Huang it's too bad you've such disgraceful son

You can't live in peace for the rest of your life

Good guy go back and clean the stools up

or I'll kill you too

No way, I'll kill you

Okay, you both have to die today You first

Wait... wait for me

Master, why you're here?

How can I miss a great fighting?

It's none of your business, Su, go away

No, I'm bossy

but don't worry I don't need to fight you with my own hands

He's good enough

Drink first

This wine is strong Which kind of wine is it?

San Pien Wine

It's good

Lu, the sober drunkard

Li...

the cripple with a powerful leg

Lan...

a sudden attack at the waist

Han...

holding a pot in his arms

That's great... the 8 Drunken Gods...

Thanks... there's more

Han Hsiang-chi...

blowing his flute

It's amazing

Even the flute would twist

Tso, drinking wine lock...

Throat Lock

I lock...

Lock...

Lock...

Bow...

I'll make you bow

Shadowless Hand

Yes, you're very smart

Chang

I must kill you

And Miss Ho? Show it now

Miss Ho... Ho...

Wait

Master, I can't stand it anymore

Why?

I haven't learnt it yet

Can you teach me now?

Of course not

Hung

It seems invisible but it's visible

Combine the other 7 styles, and relax

Well, I'll create another Miss Ho

This is Sexy Girl's Fist

Twisting the ass

You don't sit right

Putting on cheek blush

and facing the mirror

Is it the 8 Drunken Gods?

Everyone has different styles

Even they learn from the same master

The goddess wants a drink Come on