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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,611 These bad guys are always late. They'll be here. 2 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:37,989 When, Tony? We've been sitting here two hours. 3 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:44,078 The meeting's been planned for weeks. They'll be here. Be patient, alright? 4 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,448 Yeah, so will the Easter bunny, and my next birthday! 5 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,449 And guess what... 6 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,331 It's about goddamn time! 7 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:11,769 Got the money? 8 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,685 No, food stamps. I don't trust this dude. 9 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:20,359 I deal in stolen merchandise. I'm not very trustworthy. 10 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:22,111 You show up late... 11 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:26,034 and then you ask dumb questions. Could be a cop. 12 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:32,913 Or Elvis or the Wizard of Oz. Do you want to deal or not? 13 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,094 Alright, show him the stuff. 14 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,968 Come on. Hurry up. I'm late. 15 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,521 Back off! Really? 16 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,864 Police! Stop! 17 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,074 Nobody listens. 18 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,243 Tony, get over here! 19 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,123 Come on! 20 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,163 I'm hit. 21 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:18,788 Where? I can't move my leg. It's not your leg, 22 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,838 you've got glass in your ass! 23 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:38,691 First these guys show up late, and then they ask dumb questions. 24 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,197 Then they shoot you in the ass. They're pissing me off! 25 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,284 Beginner's luck! 26 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,504 68... 27 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,428 69... 28 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,261 70... 29 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,305 Joe, she's not in. She's in, I know it. 30 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,389 Then why don't she answer? 31 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,432 Knows it's me. She's just watching the phone ring and not answering. 32 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:23,072 I can feel it. She's trying to grind me down. 33 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,483 You're crazy, Joe. 34 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:29,526 You're out of your tiny Jersey mind. 35 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,887 80... 36 00:05:48,305 --> 00:05:49,884 81... 37 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:15,112 Hey, it's Detective Alka-Seltzer! Not today, okay, Ross. 38 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:23,213 Thanks, Ray. - Is it true you used Tony's butt for cover? 39 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:28,178 Boy, there's a butt I could use for cover. 40 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:32,545 Watch what you say about Gwen. About "Gwen"? 41 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,976 I'm sorry, Joe. Are you and the lieutenant involved? 42 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:40,144 If I thought you were involved, I never would have said a word. 43 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,944 Joe, Lieutenant wants to see you. I think she's in a weird mood. 44 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,656 Lovers' tiff? 45 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,199 Morning! Sit down. 46 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,456 Know what I was just thinking about? 47 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:05,793 Remember Catalina? - Of course. Great weekend. The best. 48 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:10,843 It was great because I was in love. Me too. 49 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:19,723 Remember what I said Sunday morning when we were sitting on the terrace? 50 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,149 That you'd like me to nibble all... Not that. 51 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,360 I was the first man to... 52 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,310 The other stuff. 53 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,274 Oh, the feelings stuff. 54 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,148 Right. 55 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:37,370 Feelings and responsibilities stuff. Come on, Gwen. 56 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:41,206 If this is about the bust... I'm not talking about that fiasco. 57 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:45,956 You go out getting drunk, while I stay up worrying! 58 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,091 You didn't call! 59 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,082 It was late. Didn’t want to wake you. 60 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,963 Here, hold this. Why? 61 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,516 Pretend we're talking business. 62 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,475 Don’t want the precinct knowing. 63 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,305 I think they already know. What was I to think? 64 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:06,810 They said somebody got hit. 65 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,937 Then that Tony got hit and you went to get more beer! 66 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:14,615 Honey, it's true. I had a few drinks with the guys. 67 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,079 Yeah? Yeah. 68 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:21,201 That's funny, because Lou told me you spent the evening on the phone. 69 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,581 So tell me, 70 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,372 who were you calling? It sure wasn't me! 71 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,629 My mom. 72 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,929 Excuse me? 73 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,472 I was calling my mom. 74 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,562 You were calling your mom at 2:30 in the morning. 75 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,982 That's the most pathetic excuse! Tell me who she is. 76 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,024 She isn't anybody, she's my mom. 77 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:54,860 It doesn't really matter. Could be your mom or a Dial-a-Bimbo. 78 00:08:55,284 --> 00:09:00,076 It's over! - You don't mean that. I mean every word. 79 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,494 It's embarrassing me in my work. You run away from responsibility. 80 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:08,663 I'll pack your... - I'm not going to listen to this. - Where you going? 81 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,205 Fishing! 82 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:12,044 Get back in here! 83 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,339 Get back in this office, Bomowski! That's an order. 84 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,768 Mom, I know you're there. 85 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,562 Come on! 86 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,349 Please God, make her pick up. 87 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,105 Okay, that's it. I've had it. I've really had it. 88 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,735 I'm a dead man. 89 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:05,761 This the New York flight? Yes, coming out right now. 90 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,946 Relax, kid, relax. 91 00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:25,284 I think that's him. Yeah, it is. 92 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,866 Little Joey! 93 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,630 You must be Joe? Yes. Why? 94 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,379 I was a bed-wetter too. 95 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,505 It was so sweet! 96 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,716 He said, "Mommy, my pee-pee got stuck in my zipper!" 97 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,639 Joey! There's my Joey! There's my little boy. 98 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,154 Come here! 99 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,197 You've given up shaving. No, I shave. 100 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,697 Call that a shave? I shaved. 101 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,581 Did you use a lawnmower? 102 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,326 What girl is going to marry you, 103 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,710 if you don't shave! Hi, Tutti! 104 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,548 This is little Joey? Looks a lot different in clothes. 105 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:20,130 We've got to be getting along now, but thanks for showing us the photos. 106 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:24,138 You looked real sexy in diapers. 107 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:29,054 Sally, if things don't work out with the doctor, Joey's single! 108 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,347 I've always been a sucker for a guy in Pampers! 109 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,240 What? 110 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:43,322 I can't get over you driving. I've been driving for 20 years! 111 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,197 You'll always be my little Joey. 112 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,286 Where were you the last few days? 113 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:58,173 At home in New Jersey. Where else? I must've called you 50 times. 114 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:02,176 That was you? Why didn't you answer? 115 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,091 For 5 years, every time I'm about to visit, 116 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,933 you call and say it's a bad time. 117 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,355 This time I decided I wouldn't answer the phone. 118 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,147 That's the most... Watch out! 119 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,240 Moron! Up yours, pal! 120 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,332 Sorry. Shall I drive? No! 121 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,462 No, Mom. 122 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,792 I'm okay. 123 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,052 That was a close call, Pixie. 124 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,551 All cars near 4th and Main, 125 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,427 Please respond to 486 South Main Street. Code 2. 126 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:02,193 What's going on? - Got a jumper up there. Looks like he'll do it. 127 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,753 Did the shrink show up? He's on his way. 128 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,664 Stay here. 129 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,331 Where are you going? Up there. 130 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,418 It's too dangerous. Listen. 131 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,596 I do this all the time. I'm not bad at it. 132 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,264 I want you to stay here and let me take care of this. 133 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,926 Be careful! Don’t do anything foolish! 134 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:43,484 What seems to be the man's problem? He wants to talk to his mother. 135 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,982 They've been having problems. 136 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,239 Really? 137 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,828 I'll take care of this, officer. 138 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:11,471 Hey, how are you doing? Alright? Leave me alone. Don’t touch me! 139 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,597 Stay back, I'm gonna do it! I just want to talk to you. 140 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,014 Don’t tell me what to do! 141 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:21,140 Stay there, I'm going to do it! Hey you, young man! 142 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,775 Down here! I'm not your mother, 143 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,530 but I am a mother and you could talk to me, 144 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,865 if that's alright. - Officer, this is serious. - Let her talk. 145 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,653 What do you want? 146 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,498 I just want you to know the man next to you is my son. 147 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:42,047 We've had our difficulties. Mom, stay out of this, okay? 148 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:46,165 Joe, wave to the crowd. Mom. Goddamnit! 149 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,717 You don't swear to your mother. 150 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,471 Butt out, it's my mother. So do what she tells you. 151 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,217 Start waving or I'm jumping. 152 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,730 Start waving! Start waving or I'm jumping! 153 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,352 I'm waving. See? Mom, hi. 154 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:07,772 By the way, Joe's still single. How do you like that? 155 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,986 He's a very nice boy. A bit rough round the edge, 156 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:16,120 but nothing the right girl couldn't smooth out. - Secure the megaphone. 157 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:21,202 We used to fight all the time. He was very small for his age. 158 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,923 I was not! I was average height! About your height. What's the deal? 159 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,505 Bet she's got pictures. I've got pictures, wait a minute. 160 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,299 She's got pictures. Mom, get rid of the pictures! 161 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,768 Isn't he adorable? 162 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,980 I thought I had things bad. Not close. 163 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,894 I'm ready to go in now. 164 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,604 Sorry for the inconvenience. Yeah. 165 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,110 That guy needs help. 166 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:58,080 Lesley Carnel, Channel 8 News. We're downtown at 4th and Main, 167 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,120 where a man is on a ledge, 168 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,755 apparently despondent about his mother. - Make her stop! 169 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,933 Are we here? 170 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,514 Is that your house? 171 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,734 What? 172 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:37,235 It's very, very nice. What's the matter. Nothing. 173 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,241 You sniffed. 174 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,322 No, it's nothing. Only... 175 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,081 Only what? 176 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,580 Won't get a girl if you don't clean. 177 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,758 I clean this house every morning. I clean and I clean. 178 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:54,505 It's not clean. Filled with dust. Look at this! 179 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,299 You could grow things on it. 180 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:03,722 What's this? There's stuff under it. Is that the closet? 181 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,604 No! What? 182 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,730 I've had a few problems since my cleaning lady left. 183 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,615 Maybe she's lost in there. 184 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,462 Pineapple chunks? They're your favorite! 185 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,507 We've got them here too. 186 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:35,760 They don't taste the same. It's canned, exactly the same. 187 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:40,807 My son, the gourmet? Ha, ha. Come on up, darling. 188 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:58,159 This is the way we clean the house, clean the house, clean the house. 189 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:03,156 This is the way we clean the house, early in the morning... 190 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,202 Oh God, make her stop! 191 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,467 Thank you, God. 192 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,385 I owe you. 193 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,074 What's this? 194 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,568 Oh, Joe's gun. 195 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,284 Look at this, all greasy and dirty. 196 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,616 Let's see... 197 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:51,162 There we go. This and this... 198 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,381 Some of this... 199 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,671 Let's see... A little of that... 200 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,593 That's gonna be good! 201 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:07,140 Where do they keep the bullets? 202 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,643 Oh, not in there. 203 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,026 What's this little thing here? 204 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:19,653 Oh, goodness gracious. Yes, that's where they are. 205 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,650 Okay, we'll wash those too. 206 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:32,166 This is the way we wash our gun, wash our gun, wash our gun... 207 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:38,173 This is the way we wash our gun, early in the morning. 208 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,631 Going to clean that out really well. That's fine. 209 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,229 Go ahead, make your bed! 210 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:02,281 What did you do to my gun? Nothing, I cleaned it. 211 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,660 You ruined it! 212 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,574 You took all the bluing off! 213 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:10,332 Chlorox? Great! It's going to blow up in my hand now. 214 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,744 Try to do something helpful... 215 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,830 Nice and original. 216 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:19,045 You get barked at! Come on, Pix! 217 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:24,925 Mom, I'm sorry. It's an old gun. I don't use it any more. 218 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,102 Breakfast! Mom! 219 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:39,436 Nothing I haven't seen before. Would you turn around please? 220 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,532 Both of you! 221 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,034 God. 222 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:49,445 Pixie and I thought we'd pop into the station, see where you work. 223 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,460 Did you cut yourself? 224 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:56,662 No! Need some iodine? No! 225 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,251 A Band-Aid? - No! The station is out of the question. 226 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,172 Absolutely unequivocally. 227 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,012 We'll talk over breakfast. I'm serious. 228 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:11,300 What did I always tell you? Breakfast is the most important meal. 229 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:16,521 Start on these, and I'll scramble some eggs. - I don't like eggs. 230 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,941 If you don't eat them for breakfast, they'll be waiting for you at dinner. 231 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,786 Bye, sweetie, have a nice day. Oh, Joey... 232 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,833 You forgot your lunch! 233 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:53,266 We're not off to a very good start, are we, Pixie? 234 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,645 Know what we should do? 235 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:59,683 We should get Joey something a little special. 236 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,230 Let's see... 237 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,156 You want to get out here? 238 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,993 I mean, look at this place... 239 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,545 Ridiculous! I'm from Newark. 240 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,680 If you want stopping power, this is your baby. 241 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:32,219 Charter Arms,.44, Bulldog. 242 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,846 No, my son's is bigger. I got a bottle brush down the barrel. 243 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,064 You put a brush down the barrel? 244 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,099 Yeah, I wanted to clean out... Never mind. 245 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,814 Okay, bigger. How about this? 246 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,282 That's it! 247 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:50,863 Taurus, PT,.99, long barrel. Punch a hole through a Pontiac. 248 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:56,743 How much? - $450. - $450? The Bulldog is only $325. 249 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:02,498 No, I want the big one. Don’t suppose you gift-wrap? - No. 250 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,842 I'll take it like that. There's a coolingoff period. 251 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,676 Give me your driver's license. I'll do the paperwork. 252 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,884 In 2 weeks it's yours. I need it today! 253 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,015 Sorry, that's the law. 254 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,479 Can I have it back? 255 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,234 Come on, Pixie. 256 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,698 Hey, lady! 257 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:36,948 You want to buy a gun today? 258 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,534 You got a gun for sale? 259 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,298 You do? Step into my office. 260 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,338 Lightweight, adjustable stock. No! 261 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,134 I want a Taurus.99 long barrel. 262 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,299 Your son will love this. 263 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:57,509 What'll he do with that? He carries his gun under his jacket. - Wait! 264 00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,180 Wait a minute. Here, here. 265 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,644 What about one of these? You've seen Miami Vice. 266 00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:09,732 This is a Mac 10. All the big dealers love this gun. 267 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,365 I don't think that's exactly my Joey. 268 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,573 That's a full automatic. That means 269 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:20,161 30 shots in 2.5 seconds. You can cut down trees with it. 270 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,743 How much? $500. 271 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,092 $350. 272 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,138 They're there. Great. 273 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:45,317 Bless you. I'm coming down with something. 274 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,771 You've got allergies. I've got a fever. 275 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,989 The Santa Anna wind's very heavy. 276 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,530 What do you know about it! 277 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:02,451 Yeah? - Mr. Parnell, we've located the misappropriated merchandise. 278 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,750 If you're certain it's ours... 279 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:08,166 then repossess it. Yes, sir. 280 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:12,291 Bless you. - Let's go? To work! Let's go. 281 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:18,473 Do you want to sell me the gun, or sit dreaming about $500? 282 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,400 Okay. Don’t forget that extra clip. 283 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,194 Nice doing business with you. 284 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:39,613 Come on, Pixie! 285 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,056 He's going round the front. 286 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,057 Damn! 287 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,157 Morning! 288 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,119 There you go. Thanks. 289 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,923 Hangover? 290 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,974 Heartburn. 291 00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:27,680 What did you eat for breakfast? 292 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:31,185 Juice, fruit, milk, 293 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,480 eggs, bacon and sausage, 294 00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:37,478 hash browns, 295 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:41,278 toast, pancakes, 296 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,320 honey rolls, 297 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:49,703 Cocoa Puffs. There's more. 298 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:54,789 You must've been starving. I wasn't hungry. 299 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,631 My mother's visiting. 300 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:04,429 Well, when your mamma cooks, she cooks. 301 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:07,682 Mind you... 302 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:12,306 breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal. 303 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,521 Thank you, Tony. 304 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:24,823 Have a nice day. Hey, Joe. Yeah? 305 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:27,286 Thank God you've arrived. Why? 306 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:31,123 Your mom's here. My mom? Yes. 307 00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,377 Chicken pox? 308 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,583 Looks very good in spots. 309 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:39,677 Told everybody it was freckles. 310 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:46,634 Mom, are you okay? Fine. These things happen. 311 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,180 What things? - She witnessed a murder. - A murder? 312 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:53,724 Yeah, downtown. What were you doing downtown? 313 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:57,317 Shopping. Just relax. Have a cookie. Shut up! 314 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:02,907 Maybe I should get the lieutenant... What's going on? 315 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:05,117 Nothing. I'm a witness. 316 00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,327 Who is this? I'll introduce you. 317 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:11,615 Ross, you better shut up, I mean it. This is Tutti, Joey's mom. 318 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:15,576 Joey's mom? That's right, Gwen. 319 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:19,089 My mom. As you can see, 320 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:22,380 it's been a shock for her, so I'm taking her home. 321 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:27,217 Mrs. Bomowski is one of my principle witnesses. - Your witness? 322 00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:32,980 It's my case. Your mom's happy to stay to the end of the month. 323 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,441 You said what? 324 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:39,894 You are so beautiful, Gwen. That lovely hair and that smile. 325 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:43,525 Joey, if you'd worn your retainers, you could've had teeth like that. 326 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,405 Say goodbye, we're going home. Not so fast. 327 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,903 I want to interview the witness. 328 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:53,913 What are you trying to do? - To you? This is just ridiculous! 329 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:56,253 It's ridiculous your mother witnessed a murder? 330 00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:59,708 No, Ross sticking his head into it. 331 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,667 I can't transfer it to you. He's told her to stay in town. 332 00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:08,424 She's supposed to go back Monday. That was before the killing. 333 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:13,892 Can't we fly her back? If she stays past Monday, I'll kill her myself. 334 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:18,358 What's wrong with you? She seems wonderful. Warm, caring... 335 00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:22,061 Obviously crazy about you. Crazy is right. 336 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:26,106 She talks to total strangers about my diaper rash! 337 00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:29,618 She loves you, Joe. Her love is driving me nuts! 338 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,161 Either way, she's staying. 339 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:39,993 Joe, come on. How bad can it be? 340 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:43,377 Two, three weeks tops. 341 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,221 This is about us, right? 342 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,050 This is about revenge? 343 00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,896 Are you suggesting I would use my rank? - Yes! 344 00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:02,270 Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Detective. 345 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,775 You can call me Lieutenant. 346 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:17,584 Don’t be so gloomy! Think of all the time we'll spend together. 347 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,380 Don’t you want to hear my plan? 348 00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:24,170 I want to brush my teeth and go to bed. 349 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,627 You and I can crack this case. 350 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,759 When we find the killer, you'll probably be promoted. 351 00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:33,306 And things will work out with Gwen. 352 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,730 Goodnight. 353 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:55,363 I didn't tell Ross what I really saw. 354 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,866 I held it all back for you. 355 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:04,922 You're joking, right, Mom? No, it's not a joke. 356 00:32:05,342 --> 00:32:08,047 You can't fool around with homicide. 357 00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:10,627 You need this to get promoted. 358 00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:15,054 I don't want a promotion. You're only a sergeant. I like it. 359 00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:17,766 Next you'll tell me you like where you live. 360 00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:21,271 I do. Mom, I'm happy. I don't want to get promoted. 361 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:25,226 I don't want to get married. I like my life. 362 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:29,698 I can wear my underwear more than once, leave the toilet seat up... 363 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:33,983 Watch what I want on TV. Mom, I like my life! 364 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:37,248 You call this a life? 365 00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:44,587 Goodnight, Mom. 366 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,769 Back off, back off! 367 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,157 I'm going in. He has an automatic. 368 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:14,532 Joe, are you crazy? 369 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:37,090 Mom, what are you doing here? 370 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,344 Mommy's got to change you. 371 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,848 I don't want to be changed. 372 00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:48,727 I've got to change you. I can change you. 373 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:51,529 Stop trying to change me! 374 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:09,753 Joey, are you alright? I'm fine. 375 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:15,003 Sounded like you were having a bad dream. - No, I'm fine, really. 376 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:18,347 I should tuck you in. Don’t, Mom. 377 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:22,099 Let me tuck you in. I don't wanna be tucked in. 378 00:34:22,813 --> 00:34:25,018 Joey, let me tuck you in. 379 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:29,269 You just snuggle down. I don't wanna snuggle. 380 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:32,184 You were just having a bad dream. 381 00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:39,030 Remember when you were little and I used to sing to you. 382 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:42,206 Oh, God! Aw, shush. 383 00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:47,119 See if we can remember how that goes. Mom, please don't. 384 00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:56,135 Lullaby and goodnight, thy mother's delight. 385 00:34:56,554 --> 00:35:02,344 With down overspread, here's baby's wee bed. 386 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,438 Lullaby and goodnight, 387 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:09,106 lay thee down now and rest. 388 00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:12,605 Lullaby and goodnight, 389 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:17,572 may thy slumber be best. 390 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,583 Goodnight, Joey. 391 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:36,920 Morning, Mom. 392 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:42,588 Better get going or we'll be late. I didn't want to wake you. 393 00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:49,271 Better get you to the station for your 9:30 appointment with Ross. 394 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,974 I'm not saying anything. I won't argue. 395 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:57,942 If he arrests you for withholding evidence, that's your problem. 396 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:01,364 Suppose you don't want your present? 397 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,402 Present? Just a little something... 398 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:06,333 A present? 399 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,916 You don't deserve it. Come on, Mom. Please. 400 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,132 I love presents. 401 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,384 It's heavy. 402 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:31,436 Jesus! 403 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:35,856 Is it the wrong kind? - Wrong kind? It's illegal. Where did you get it? 404 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:38,652 From those guys who got shot. 405 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:40,900 A machine gun off the back of a van? 406 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,733 In the store they said I had to "cool off." 407 00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,699 Why didn't you tell me? 408 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,364 I wanted it to be a surprise. 409 00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:52,668 It is! 410 00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:56,746 You're saying it was a big car? 411 00:36:57,634 --> 00:37:00,505 Don’t know if I'd call it big exactly. 412 00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:02,969 So it was a small car. 413 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:07,719 Difficult to say. To me it was big. To you it might have been small. 414 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:12,143 Like a Cadillac? Which model? 415 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:13,846 Any model! 416 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:16,563 A few years ago... 417 00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:20,320 there was a small one. Was it like the Cimarron? 418 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,324 No. 419 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,820 Definitely not like the Cimarron. 420 00:37:28,373 --> 00:37:30,246 Let's take a break. 421 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,452 You're tired. Are you eating right? 422 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,045 I could bring you some lentil soup. - Be right back. 423 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,672 So far, so good, Pixie. 424 00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:49,184 Gwen, do you have a minute? Sure. 425 00:37:51,646 --> 00:37:54,731 Jesus! That's a full automatic. I know. 426 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:59,230 And your mother... Okay, Joe. I'll trace the gun. - Thanks. 427 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:03,440 No telling what she'll come home with. I know. 428 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:06,072 I really appreciate it. If you don't mind? 429 00:38:06,494 --> 00:38:10,077 Try not to kill anyone with it. She's too little. Wouldn't hit her. 430 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:16,291 Who's the little boy by the pool? Joey, only 9 and all those muscles! 431 00:38:16,713 --> 00:38:19,833 You can already see he's going to have nice equipment. 432 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:25,001 Don’t be embarrassed. I'm old, but I'm still a woman. 433 00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:28,679 Tell me, do you love my Joey? 434 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:33,478 I don't know. I did love him. Maybe I still do. 435 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:36,139 He loves you. He never shows it. 436 00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:40,266 That's Joey. Doesn’t mean he doesn't love you. 437 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:43,981 If he'd just show me how he feels! 438 00:38:44,407 --> 00:38:47,574 A box of candy, a bunch of flowers... 439 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:51,862 He never sent you flowers? Never. Oh, Joe... 440 00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:54,960 And me being a lieutenant just makes things worse. 441 00:38:55,626 --> 00:38:57,369 Did you see this one? 442 00:38:57,795 --> 00:39:00,880 Very serious looking. How old is he there? 443 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:04,918 13. This was taken just after his father died. 444 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:09,135 I went to pieces, no good for anything for days. 445 00:39:09,557 --> 00:39:11,467 Joey did everything. 446 00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:15,309 He arranged the funeral, called the family... 447 00:39:16,606 --> 00:39:18,599 picked out the casket... 448 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,266 talked to the priest... 449 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,771 But he never cried. 450 00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:26,655 I know Joe loved his father. 451 00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:31,239 But to this day I don't know if he ever cried. 452 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:47,177 You were talking about something. It was nothing. 453 00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:51,545 You were both crying! Girl talk. You wouldn't understand. 454 00:39:51,974 --> 00:39:54,643 You have a gift for starting trouble. 455 00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:59,059 Don’t interfere with Gwen and me. Well, somebody has to. 456 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:02,318 She's a lovely girl, and you never send her flowers. 457 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,315 I'll get the door. 458 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:11,909 Mom, this is the point of no return! 459 00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:13,371 I've had it. 460 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:16,824 I've completely had it. I'm taking you to the apartment, 461 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:22,161 I'm going to handcuff you to a sink, and put you on the first plane home. 462 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,960 Here you are. Let's go. 463 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:39,978 Ask me what I saw! I don't want to know. 464 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:42,474 Ask me. No! 465 00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:45,527 Ask me what I saw. 466 00:40:45,945 --> 00:40:48,436 You're an old lady from Newark. 467 00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:52,447 You knit, make jam, talk on the phone. That's it! 468 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:56,282 What did you see? 469 00:40:57,081 --> 00:41:01,032 The man who sold me the gun. The one that got away. And his van. 470 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,668 Really? Was he little? Big? 471 00:41:04,088 --> 00:41:07,422 Big, 6' 3", 320 lbs. 472 00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:12,338 He had a tattoo of a coiled snake with "God Rides a Harley" above it. 473 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:18,054 Will you remember this? A Chevy van, gun-metal gray, an '82. 474 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,471 The year with the longer wheelbase. 475 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,141 License plate: 476 00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:24,972 JL2-661. 477 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:33,780 This is 90W2, give me 90W90. 478 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:35,655 Go ahead, 90W2. 479 00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:40,871 Could you find Tony and tell him I need another favor. - 10-4. 480 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:46,039 Where's your boyfriend and the guns? What are you talking about? 481 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:49,251 I hardly know the guy. 482 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:52,132 Paulie, nothing down there. 483 00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:57,346 Check the garage. - I did, there's nothing. - Well, check there. 484 00:42:06,943 --> 00:42:09,943 Is this the house? That's where the van's registered. 485 00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:13,981 Shall I cover the back? We're not partners! 486 00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:15,784 Okay, okay. 487 00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:22,824 We're not connecting here, honey. 488 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,831 Keep her quiet! 489 00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,422 Wrong house? 490 00:42:33,512 --> 00:42:35,219 Help me! Help me! 491 00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:37,552 Come on. 492 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:43,766 Oh gosh, no! 493 00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:47,400 Okay? Yeah. 494 00:42:51,278 --> 00:42:53,106 Joey, are you alright? 495 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,492 Don’t jump! 496 00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:33,268 Get in, sweetie! We're gonna nail those turkeys! 497 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:37,114 Okay, Ma. Make a right! Okay. That's good. 498 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,804 Sorry. It was an accident. 499 00:44:10,608 --> 00:44:12,851 Jump! Use the road! 500 00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:18,945 Watch it! 501 00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:22,487 Way to go, Mom! 502 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,286 Floor it! 503 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,000 They're going left. Slow down. 504 00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:34,583 Left! Slow it down! 505 00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:36,510 Be careful! 506 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:45,641 There's nothing in there. I already looked. 507 00:44:47,978 --> 00:44:51,679 What's in the file? It's the trace on the gun, isn't it? 508 00:44:52,108 --> 00:44:55,773 What does it say, Joe? I haven't read it. 509 00:44:56,195 --> 00:44:58,733 I'm giving it to Ross. 510 00:44:59,157 --> 00:45:01,315 I don't believe this. Believe it! 511 00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:04,744 Look who it is. Norman Bates and his mom! 512 00:45:05,163 --> 00:45:07,286 Cut it out! You're going to tell him? 513 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:09,659 My mother lied. 514 00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:14,461 She got the license plate and I traced the address. 515 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,503 Shit! Watch your mouth. 516 00:45:17,925 --> 00:45:23,050 That's rich coming from the most pathetic cop ever in this precinct. 517 00:45:24,974 --> 00:45:27,347 Is there anything else... 518 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:30,094 I should know? Yes, Detective. 519 00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:33,137 We think you're an asshole. 520 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,237 Take a walk with me. 521 00:45:47,496 --> 00:45:49,822 Think I'm going to take that? 522 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,954 She's just an old lady. 523 00:45:53,378 --> 00:45:57,590 A monster, that's what she is. And her cookies suck! 524 00:45:58,007 --> 00:46:00,713 Watch what you say! I'm not watching anything! 525 00:46:01,135 --> 00:46:04,090 If you even look at this case... 526 00:46:04,514 --> 00:46:06,802 I'll throw your mom in a county can 527 00:46:07,224 --> 00:46:11,554 before you can say "Golden Ager"! Are you threatening my mother? 528 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,177 You, your mom... 529 00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:16,275 Your whole goddamn family. 530 00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:20,192 Ross, you just made a big mistake. - Oh, sure. 531 00:46:20,947 --> 00:46:22,027 What are you doing? 532 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,652 Jesus Christ! 533 00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:36,496 Hi. Hi. 534 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,257 You forgot to dry your hands. Ross needs the towels more than me. 535 00:46:42,677 --> 00:46:46,722 Ross needs the towels? Long story. Oh, excuse me. 536 00:46:50,059 --> 00:46:53,061 I have your toothbrush. My toothbrush? 537 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,724 Yeah. 538 00:46:56,023 --> 00:46:59,606 With the frog's head. I forgot to pack it. 539 00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:01,891 Thanks. 540 00:47:05,157 --> 00:47:06,617 Lieutenant! 541 00:47:07,034 --> 00:47:11,329 I want to file a complaint against him and his mom... 542 00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:14,119 for assault and withholding information. 543 00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:18,161 What, Ross? Nothing, just flushing him out. 544 00:47:18,588 --> 00:47:21,340 I'm gonna see you suspended. 545 00:47:23,427 --> 00:47:26,262 Ross! - What? Get back to your desk. 546 00:47:26,679 --> 00:47:29,514 Oh, Lieutenant... Now! Please. 547 00:47:39,775 --> 00:47:44,900 It's a man thing. I'd better get back to my desk too. 548 00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:49,364 Oh, Gwen. Thanks for the brush. 549 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,949 The gun was part of a shipment... 550 00:47:57,376 --> 00:48:00,045 that wound up downtown. 551 00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:04,757 The warehouse burnt down and the watchman was killed in the fire. 552 00:48:05,177 --> 00:48:08,177 Big explosion of ammunition. 553 00:48:08,597 --> 00:48:12,096 Guns destroyed, cause of the fire never established. 554 00:48:12,516 --> 00:48:17,938 Company goes broke. Insurance pays 12 million. 555 00:48:19,398 --> 00:48:20,728 Are you listening? 556 00:48:21,150 --> 00:48:25,563 Like Mr. Krueger. He burnt his luncheonette down for the insurance. 557 00:48:25,989 --> 00:48:29,239 They found the silver at home. Same thing here. 558 00:48:29,659 --> 00:48:31,985 Your gun didn't get burned. 559 00:48:32,411 --> 00:48:38,248 Mama knows! When we get home, I'm gonna make you a fresh hamburger. 560 00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:44,579 She doesn't like fast food. It's not that. What? 561 00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:48,626 Ross' face when you said, we think you're an asshole. 562 00:48:49,054 --> 00:48:50,963 I gave it to him good. 563 00:48:51,389 --> 00:48:56,135 Blew him away. - His ass was grass, and I was the lawnmower. 564 00:48:59,106 --> 00:49:01,679 You're really something, Mom. 565 00:49:07,905 --> 00:49:11,570 I'm going to go up and talk to these guys. Be right back. 566 00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:20,121 We could do "good cop, bad cop"! I can handle it. Thanks. 567 00:49:23,213 --> 00:49:26,628 Do you really want to go? You know I do. Okay. 568 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:29,836 Go downstairs and sniff around. 569 00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:33,215 I'll be upstairs with the big boys. 570 00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:36,257 It's that cop. 571 00:49:36,684 --> 00:49:40,302 Get in the side office till he's gone. Move it! 572 00:49:42,273 --> 00:49:45,061 Yeah, show the officer in. 573 00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:50,730 Detective Joseph Bomuwski. Bomowski. Good afternoon. 574 00:49:51,157 --> 00:49:52,438 What can I do for you? 575 00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:58,704 I'm investigating a warehouse fire, a lot of weapons were destroyed. 576 00:49:59,123 --> 00:50:01,530 You collected the insurance. Yes. 577 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,708 I hope there isn't any problem. What would say if we had evidence 578 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:08,882 that the weapons weren't destroyed in the fire. 579 00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:13,384 That we were the victim of a fraud. 580 00:50:14,139 --> 00:50:18,266 You don't look like a victim, you look more like a beneficiary. 581 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:24,596 Excuse me. 582 00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:33,277 A woman out there is claiming to be your mother. - No! 583 00:50:33,699 --> 00:50:38,195 Sorry. - That's alright. They tried... I'll handle this. 584 00:50:38,621 --> 00:50:41,112 I say we work them over! Just wait outside. 585 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:43,581 It's almost under control. Joe... 586 00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:49,376 they're being audited. I know an audit when I see one. 587 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,844 Mom, later! It's the motive. 588 00:50:54,262 --> 00:50:55,721 Gesundheit! 589 00:50:58,349 --> 00:51:01,219 Lot of accusations flying around. 590 00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,353 What do you want? 591 00:51:03,771 --> 00:51:07,222 To look at the warehouse. Any problem with that? 592 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:10,320 Do you have a warrant? 593 00:51:10,737 --> 00:51:12,610 Or your mother? No. 594 00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:14,775 But I've a good mind... 595 00:51:15,199 --> 00:51:18,900 to give you a spanking you won't forget. 596 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:26,076 Do I go to the warehouse or do I get a warrant? 597 00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:34,759 Give the detective the address of the warehouse... 598 00:51:35,177 --> 00:51:39,257 where we had that fire, with the keys and whatever else. 599 00:51:42,978 --> 00:51:45,847 Thanks for your time. Mom, let's go! 600 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,942 For now you can keep your pants on. 601 00:51:49,358 --> 00:51:51,315 But just remember: 602 00:51:51,735 --> 00:51:54,856 I'll be back! What? Did I embarrass you? 603 00:51:55,282 --> 00:51:57,155 Yeah, "I'll be back"! 604 00:51:57,576 --> 00:52:01,952 I heard a cop say that. Terminators say that, not cops. 605 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:03,735 Get out here! 606 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:09,159 You idiots! Not only do you let ten cases of guns get stolen 607 00:52:09,588 --> 00:52:12,079 and screw up their return. I've now got... 608 00:52:12,507 --> 00:52:16,090 some cop's weird mother threatening to spank me! 609 00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:20,425 We'll take care of them. They won't bother you. - They'd better not. 610 00:52:21,641 --> 00:52:25,141 I'll get the plane tomorrow. All you've got to do is make sure... 611 00:52:25,561 --> 00:52:27,969 everyone keeps quiet for 24 hours. 612 00:52:28,398 --> 00:52:31,184 Make it look like an accident. 613 00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:48,492 Don’t like the look of this. It's dangerous, don't go. 614 00:52:48,918 --> 00:52:50,710 It's not dangerous. 615 00:52:51,128 --> 00:52:54,083 So I can go too? Oh no. 616 00:52:54,507 --> 00:52:56,465 We're working so well together. 617 00:52:56,885 --> 00:53:01,297 Right, and working well together means looking out for each other. 618 00:53:01,889 --> 00:53:03,264 What are you doing? 619 00:53:04,601 --> 00:53:08,764 Answer me! What are you doing? What does it look like? 620 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:13,898 Looks like you're locking me in. Got my detective skills from you. 621 00:53:54,358 --> 00:53:55,818 That's not gonna work. 622 00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:04,817 Let's put that in here. 623 00:54:05,494 --> 00:54:07,985 How does this thing go? 624 00:54:14,211 --> 00:54:16,371 Hello, hello. 625 00:54:17,215 --> 00:54:20,501 This is a police radio band. Please identify yourself. 626 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:23,134 Tutti Bomowski, Joe's mom. 627 00:54:23,554 --> 00:54:29,391 Hi, Mrs. Bomowski, this is John. Thanks for the cookies. What's up? 628 00:54:33,063 --> 00:54:35,686 I'm so embarrassed. 629 00:54:36,108 --> 00:54:41,103 Somehow I managed to lock myself in Joe's car. Is that silly? 630 00:54:41,530 --> 00:54:43,405 No problem, Mrs. Bomowski. 631 00:54:43,824 --> 00:54:48,320 You're going to look for a Slim Jim, a long, thin piece of metal. 632 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:16,983 Shoot! 633 00:55:17,358 --> 00:55:21,855 Jesus! - I don't want to live in a world where my son locks me in. 634 00:55:26,784 --> 00:55:29,157 Enough bullets in that gun? Quiet! 635 00:55:29,579 --> 00:55:31,786 Because if you don't, I do. 636 00:55:32,206 --> 00:55:36,454 Where did you get that? From your messy glove compartment. 637 00:55:36,961 --> 00:55:38,585 Give it me. No. 638 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:42,090 Give it to me. No. 639 00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:44,213 Mom, down! 640 00:55:49,432 --> 00:55:50,713 Jump! 641 00:56:04,697 --> 00:56:06,903 Is Pixie okay? She's okay. 642 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:16,954 Shit! 643 00:56:21,547 --> 00:56:24,039 What are you going to do? 644 00:56:28,304 --> 00:56:30,213 Take the dog. 645 00:56:30,639 --> 00:56:33,844 Get over there. - Where? Against the wall. Okay. 646 00:56:35,519 --> 00:56:36,764 Get back! 647 00:56:49,742 --> 00:56:51,985 Stop! Police! 648 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:01,996 Get down! They're getting away! 649 00:57:03,047 --> 00:57:04,246 Stop! 650 00:57:05,842 --> 00:57:07,420 Or my mom will shoot! 651 00:57:14,141 --> 00:57:17,226 A little high, but not bad for a beginner. 652 00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:24,021 Paulie! Start it up fast! 653 00:57:29,824 --> 00:57:32,860 Turn around. I'm not going nowhere. 654 00:57:33,286 --> 00:57:36,405 Take it easy! Great collar, Joe. 655 00:57:36,831 --> 00:57:40,876 Think you could mess with my boy? 656 00:57:42,336 --> 00:57:43,914 Gesundheit. 657 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:52,679 Dusty here. 658 00:57:53,097 --> 00:57:54,925 Put it in that chair. 659 00:57:55,349 --> 00:57:58,516 Alright, file this. I want to see a lawyer. 660 00:57:58,936 --> 00:58:01,226 And a doctor. You're spreading germs. 661 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:05,693 Tell Ross me and my mother cracked his case wide open. 662 00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,862 Before you say anything... 663 00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:21,076 What was that? 664 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:25,961 I'm just happy you've unlocked those hidden feelings. - Feelings? 665 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:30,842 What do you mean? - The flowers. I've never seen so many roses. 666 00:58:33,554 --> 00:58:36,639 I don't believe it. What? 667 00:58:37,057 --> 00:58:41,139 She's always got to interfere. Drives me crazy! - What? 668 00:58:42,938 --> 00:58:44,766 It was my mom. 669 00:58:46,525 --> 00:58:50,226 You mean you didn't send the roses? 670 00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:53,193 Of course I didn't. 671 00:58:54,576 --> 00:58:56,153 I didn't mean it... 672 00:59:03,085 --> 00:59:06,452 Mom, get your senior citizen's butt in here! 673 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,172 What? 674 00:59:08,547 --> 00:59:10,255 Don’t say a word! 675 00:59:10,675 --> 00:59:13,711 Something about Gwen? I want to talk to you! 676 00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:17,755 No need to shout. This is my house. 677 00:59:18,182 --> 00:59:22,476 I know this is hard for you, but I've drawn up a list of rules. 678 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,769 I don't like the tone of your voice. 679 00:59:25,190 --> 00:59:28,807 Rule no. 1: Never say you don't like the tone of my voice! 680 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:30,481 Rule no. 2... 681 00:59:31,028 --> 00:59:34,563 You've written a list? Yes, and don't interrupt. 682 00:59:35,282 --> 00:59:36,326 No. 2: 683 00:59:36,534 --> 00:59:39,405 Don’t interfere with my love life. 684 00:59:39,829 --> 00:59:42,664 She didn't like the flowers? They were a big hit! 685 00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:46,539 3: Don’t clean! 4: Don’t iron my underwear! 686 00:59:46,961 --> 00:59:50,829 5: Never tell anyone the embarrassing things from when I was a kid! 687 00:59:51,257 --> 00:59:54,791 Just a minute... This is nonnegotiable. 688 00:59:56,387 --> 00:59:59,637 6: Don’t clean, buy, or shoot guns! 689 01:00:00,057 --> 01:00:04,007 7: Here's a public safety message: No driving! 690 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:09,387 8: Never say breakfast is the most important meal. And 9: 691 01:00:09,818 --> 01:00:12,985 The photos stay in New Jersey. 692 01:00:13,405 --> 01:00:14,947 Anything else? 693 01:00:15,364 --> 01:00:19,943 10: Sometimes forget I'm your son and treat me like a human being. 694 01:00:20,661 --> 01:00:26,166 You can't treat me like this. Yes, I can. Think about it. 695 01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:39,297 You think making me follow these rules will improve your life? 696 01:00:39,722 --> 01:00:45,807 I'm not listening. I'll tell you what your problem is. 697 01:00:46,228 --> 01:00:51,815 Rule no. 11: Don’t tell me what my problem is. I know what it is. 698 01:00:52,235 --> 01:00:54,523 An old lady with a dog. 699 01:00:54,945 --> 01:00:59,110 You don't love enough. If someone gets close, you shut them out. 700 01:00:59,534 --> 01:01:01,443 Like me and Gwen. You see this? 701 01:01:01,869 --> 01:01:04,195 She turned into Or. Ruth! 702 01:01:04,623 --> 01:01:07,161 It scares you that Gwen loves you. 703 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:12,126 When you meet someone special, you should grab hold of them. 704 01:01:12,547 --> 01:01:14,918 What are you talking about? About waking up... 705 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:17,880 and finding you're 60 years old... 706 01:01:18,302 --> 01:01:21,505 in a little apartment all by yourself, wishing you had... 707 01:01:21,931 --> 01:01:23,675 someone as special as Gwen. 708 01:01:24,934 --> 01:01:28,268 She's right. She's really upset. 709 01:01:28,688 --> 01:01:30,182 Finished? 710 01:01:34,193 --> 01:01:38,061 For your information: I didn't dump Gwen, she dumped me. 711 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:32,081 Gwen, I just... 712 01:02:34,295 --> 01:02:36,833 I just called to say you're special. 713 01:02:37,257 --> 01:02:39,829 Oh Christ, that's ridiculous. 714 01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:42,628 I just called... 715 01:02:43,804 --> 01:02:46,889 to say that you're so special. 716 01:02:48,476 --> 01:02:52,344 And when you meet someone special, you should... 717 01:02:52,773 --> 01:02:55,061 grab hold. 718 01:02:55,775 --> 01:02:57,981 You should grab hold of them. 719 01:02:59,028 --> 01:03:00,070 Oh, come on! 720 01:03:00,155 --> 01:03:02,063 Just do it right. 721 01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:06,570 When you meet someone special, you should grab hold of them. - Joe? 722 01:03:09,789 --> 01:03:12,197 What are you doing here so late? 723 01:03:14,543 --> 01:03:17,378 Just catching up on paperwork. 724 01:03:18,757 --> 01:03:21,329 I had to pick some stuff up. 725 01:03:24,137 --> 01:03:26,213 Want to catch up on paperwork, too? 726 01:03:27,766 --> 01:03:28,809 Sure. 727 01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:34,684 To paperwork. 728 01:03:43,030 --> 01:03:44,489 Look... 729 01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:47,610 I'm sorry that I hit you. 730 01:03:48,036 --> 01:03:51,653 I was just disappointed about the flowers. 731 01:03:52,081 --> 01:03:55,202 I deserved to get hit. I made a mess of everything. 732 01:03:55,626 --> 01:03:59,755 I wish I'd sent you the flowers. 733 01:04:00,257 --> 01:04:01,298 Really? 734 01:04:08,431 --> 01:04:11,349 You're so special. 735 01:04:14,019 --> 01:04:16,393 When you meet someone as special as you, 736 01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:18,891 you should grab them. 737 01:04:22,528 --> 01:04:26,277 Otherwise, one morning you'll wake up and you're 60, 738 01:04:26,699 --> 01:04:29,865 living alone in a little apartment. 739 01:04:30,286 --> 01:04:32,492 And you wish... 740 01:04:33,248 --> 01:04:36,865 you had the chance to love someone as special as you. 741 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,251 That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me. 742 01:04:57,688 --> 01:04:59,931 My mother said it, Gwen. 743 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,862 Your mother? - She was right. Jesus, it kills me. 744 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:09,949 Does this kill you? 745 01:05:36,393 --> 01:05:39,230 Hey, boss. What's happening? There you are. 746 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:42,186 Take a look at this note. 747 01:05:45,862 --> 01:05:48,614 "I regret my life of crime. 748 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,902 I can't live anymore. J. Parnell." 749 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:54,485 Well, what do you think? 750 01:05:56,498 --> 01:05:59,333 You've been under pressure lately. 751 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:02,420 You might be overreacting. 752 01:06:02,838 --> 01:06:05,672 We've got the weapons, we're going to South America, 753 01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:09,791 and claiming lots of money. Why are you so depressed? 754 01:06:10,219 --> 01:06:12,925 I'm not going to kill myself. 755 01:06:13,889 --> 01:06:15,681 It's part of the plan. 756 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:20,726 They read the note, we disappear. Then they don't come looking for us. 757 01:06:22,565 --> 01:06:23,893 Good idea. 758 01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:26,938 No, no. That's a great idea. 759 01:06:27,362 --> 01:06:29,936 There's one for you too. You sign that 760 01:06:30,364 --> 01:06:32,358 and we can get out of here. 761 01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:36,947 Make sure you sign it clearly. 762 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:41,911 Let me take a look at that. 763 01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:53,304 Very nice. 764 01:07:01,353 --> 01:07:03,014 That hurts. 765 01:07:28,047 --> 01:07:32,543 "Dear Joe. I'm sorry. I can't help myself. I love you too much. 766 01:07:32,969 --> 01:07:36,302 I've left to be out of your way. Love, Mom. PS: 767 01:07:36,764 --> 01:07:40,134 About the flowers. I've ruined it for you and Gwen. 768 01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:44,059 Maybe one day you can forgive me. PPS: 769 01:07:44,481 --> 01:07:47,601 There's a pineapple upside-down cake in the icebox." 770 01:07:48,025 --> 01:07:49,105 Damn! 771 01:07:57,744 --> 01:07:59,487 Hey! Sorry! 772 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,130 Excuse me! 773 01:08:42,037 --> 01:08:43,829 Wait! Hey, slow down. 774 01:08:44,498 --> 01:08:46,989 You alright? 775 01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:49,748 Mom, stop! 776 01:08:51,672 --> 01:08:54,543 No, Joe, you got to live your own life. 777 01:08:54,967 --> 01:08:57,802 You were right. I don't want you to go. 778 01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:01,886 Slow down. - You were right about grabbing onto Gwen. 779 01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:03,802 I was wrong. 780 01:09:04,226 --> 01:09:06,635 When I told her, it changed everything. 781 01:09:07,898 --> 01:09:11,515 It did? Yes. Mom, I want you to stay. 782 01:09:11,943 --> 01:09:14,231 Quick, stop the cart! 783 01:09:20,993 --> 01:09:22,572 Really? 784 01:09:24,206 --> 01:09:25,699 You know I do. 785 01:09:31,462 --> 01:09:33,454 Now tell me. 786 01:09:33,881 --> 01:09:36,337 What did Gwen say when you told her? 787 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,045 That it's the sweetest thing anyone ever said to her. 788 01:09:40,471 --> 01:09:43,721 And then? That's what she said. 789 01:09:44,141 --> 01:09:48,520 You didn't propose to her? No, but I mean it's a beginning. 790 01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:52,887 It's a missed opportunity. Wait. Wait. 791 01:09:53,318 --> 01:09:56,271 Stop right there. What? 792 01:09:57,613 --> 01:09:59,606 You're doing it again. What? 793 01:10:00,992 --> 01:10:03,068 Interfering. Rule no. 2. 794 01:10:03,494 --> 01:10:06,199 You can't be serious about the rules? 795 01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:12,204 Gate 18, fast! Don’t want her to miss her flight. 796 01:10:12,628 --> 01:10:14,420 What are you doing? 797 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:18,421 Have a nice ride home. What are you doing? 798 01:10:21,137 --> 01:10:22,715 Thank you. Joey! 799 01:10:23,265 --> 01:10:26,349 Joseph A. Bomowski, this is your mother talking. 800 01:10:27,935 --> 01:10:31,720 Wait a minute! Can't we discuss these rules? 801 01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:36,525 They're non-negotiable. What about a little flexibility? 802 01:10:36,944 --> 01:10:41,855 Flexibility? Give you an inch, you take the entire turnpike. - Okay. 803 01:10:42,283 --> 01:10:44,074 Okay what? 804 01:10:44,869 --> 01:10:46,493 The rules. 805 01:10:46,912 --> 01:10:48,323 You got a deal. 806 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:52,993 You got a deal. 807 01:11:02,261 --> 01:11:06,970 It'll be the best weekend we ever spent together. - Maybe not. 808 01:11:13,689 --> 01:11:14,853 Stay here. 809 01:12:01,654 --> 01:12:05,319 Got him! - I told you to wait outside. - Yeah, yeah. 810 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:08,411 You promised to leave me alone. 811 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:10,654 So, I'll start tomorrow. 812 01:12:11,081 --> 01:12:12,788 I give up. 813 01:12:16,252 --> 01:12:18,957 Holy moley! That's the guy who sold me the gun. 814 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:21,289 It is? Yeah. 815 01:12:22,842 --> 01:12:26,542 More chocolate, Mitchell? No thanks, Mrs. Bomowski. 816 01:12:26,971 --> 01:12:28,929 You, sweetie? No, I'm fine. 817 01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:32,847 Why'd you come here? It's not even my case. 818 01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:35,511 To save my girlfriend's life. 819 01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:40,478 My house ain't safe. My brother's dead. 820 01:12:40,902 --> 01:12:42,313 I got nowhere to go. 821 01:12:42,737 --> 01:12:45,025 Any idea who these people are? 822 01:12:46,992 --> 01:12:51,569 We stole a few cases of shooters but there were thousands of them. 823 01:12:52,329 --> 01:12:56,791 The ones supposed to have been destroyed. We got them. - Where? 824 01:12:57,210 --> 01:13:01,078 Brunswick airstrip. Outside of Ventura. It went bankrupt. 825 01:13:01,506 --> 01:13:06,381 A savings and loan took it over. Great. Joe and I'll check it out. 826 01:13:07,970 --> 01:13:12,431 Remember when I was in school, every week you would call my teachers 827 01:13:12,850 --> 01:13:15,259 to see if I was doing good and cutting class. 828 01:13:15,686 --> 01:13:18,011 Embarrassed the hell out of me. 829 01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,606 It wasn't you didn't trust me... 830 01:13:22,027 --> 01:13:23,650 you just wanted to make sure... 831 01:13:24,069 --> 01:13:27,106 I didn't get into trouble. 832 01:13:27,823 --> 01:13:30,990 You finally understand. I do understand. 833 01:13:32,244 --> 01:13:35,828 And I want you to understand why I have to do... 834 01:13:37,458 --> 01:13:38,621 this! 835 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:42,743 Whoa, bummer! 836 01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:53,047 I once did this before when Joey was 9. 837 01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:57,810 He got his head caught in a railing. The problem was his ears. 838 01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:03,184 They were so big for his age. They kept getting caught on the bars. 839 01:14:04,069 --> 01:14:06,904 I got it. I did it. 840 01:14:07,447 --> 01:14:11,610 I'm out! I did it! Yo, Mrs. B! Way to go, babe! 841 01:14:12,034 --> 01:14:14,525 Sometimes I impress myself. 842 01:14:14,954 --> 01:14:16,782 Could you help me off? 843 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:22,367 Where's my gun? I'm outta here. With your keys in the bathroom. 844 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:24,171 Thanks, babe. 845 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:43,804 Major bummer. 846 01:14:46,403 --> 01:14:49,569 Sorry, Mitchell. I need your car. 847 01:14:49,989 --> 01:14:53,738 And I don't think Joey wants you going off to Mexico. 848 01:14:54,161 --> 01:14:57,659 Hold still. This won't hurt a bit. 849 01:15:01,626 --> 01:15:04,117 Be back to get you, babe. 850 01:15:36,328 --> 01:15:37,369 Get back. 851 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:06,438 Sergeant Bomowski. I need assistance at Brunkswick airstrip, right away. 852 01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:40,349 Let me go! Hurry up. 853 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:48,559 Move it. Come on. 854 01:16:50,902 --> 01:16:52,729 Where's your little boy? 855 01:16:53,154 --> 01:16:56,320 You won't get away with this. My Joe will be all over you. 856 01:16:56,740 --> 01:16:59,944 Get her on the plane, so her son can't interfere. 857 01:17:00,369 --> 01:17:04,118 When we get her over the ocean, we'll see how well she can swim. 858 01:17:04,623 --> 01:17:06,783 Move it! Move it! 859 01:17:13,675 --> 01:17:14,717 Sit down. 860 01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:10,814 Shit! 861 01:19:29,394 --> 01:19:30,887 Get out there and find him. 862 01:19:32,396 --> 01:19:34,887 Get off. Take her down. 863 01:19:35,317 --> 01:19:36,894 Oh God! 864 01:19:39,404 --> 01:19:41,313 Where are you taking me? 865 01:19:41,739 --> 01:19:43,815 Shut up! Joey! 866 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,251 There you are. Drop it! 867 01:20:01,510 --> 01:20:03,835 You okay? Why are you here? 868 01:20:04,261 --> 01:20:06,717 I came to back you up. Get him inside! 869 01:20:08,850 --> 01:20:10,179 Let her go. 870 01:20:10,601 --> 01:20:14,052 Do you think I'd be content with just killing you? 871 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,271 Let her go! 872 01:20:16,690 --> 01:20:18,067 Or what? 873 01:20:22,447 --> 01:20:25,152 It's over. Parnell, it's all over. 874 01:20:25,574 --> 01:20:28,493 Get the car. I'll tell you what's over. 875 01:20:30,329 --> 01:20:32,786 Say goodbye to your little boy. 876 01:20:33,207 --> 01:20:35,912 You're next. Hold it! 877 01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:39,797 You know... 878 01:20:42,591 --> 01:20:46,886 this is really going to give me a great deal of pleasure. 879 01:21:06,073 --> 01:21:08,481 Nobody hurts my baby. 880 01:21:27,179 --> 01:21:30,796 Gee whiz. You shot him. 881 01:21:32,641 --> 01:21:34,551 No shit. 882 01:21:35,561 --> 01:21:37,519 Mom, you saved my life. 883 01:21:38,314 --> 01:21:40,603 That's what moms are for. 884 01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:55,739 I can't believe it, but I'm sad to see you go. 885 01:21:56,166 --> 01:22:00,828 Don’t worry. I'll be back. Not too soon, I hope. Just kidding. 886 01:22:01,671 --> 01:22:03,877 It's been great, Tutti. Such fun. 887 01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:08,296 I can see why you like police work. It's so stimulating. - Yeah. 888 01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,756 Can I see the ring? Okay. 889 01:22:12,724 --> 01:22:17,185 Beautiful. I couldn't have done better if I'd picked it out myself. 890 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:21,139 I thought you did. Mom, that's your flight. 891 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,564 Well, thanks for everything. 892 01:22:32,911 --> 01:22:35,199 I think that man is a criminal. 893 01:22:36,372 --> 01:22:38,662 I recognize him from TV. 894 01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:42,119 I don't think so. You'll be late. Joe, look. 895 01:22:42,546 --> 01:22:44,454 He's trying to avoid the detector! 896 01:22:44,881 --> 01:22:46,256 Please! Hey, young man! 897 01:22:46,675 --> 01:22:49,000 Don’t give me that innocent look. 898 01:22:49,427 --> 01:22:53,840 My son is a police officer. Draw your gun. He's getting away. 899 01:22:55,725 --> 01:22:57,801 Rule no. 12: Listen to your mother! 900 01:23:04,317 --> 01:23:05,645 Move! 901 01:23:11,408 --> 01:23:13,115 Here. Cuffs! 902 01:23:13,534 --> 01:23:16,536 Let us through. Police. 903 01:23:18,414 --> 01:23:20,869 Joey, now I remember what he did. 904 01:23:21,752 --> 01:23:23,293 He shot his mother! 67957

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