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Previously... We have to hurry

before that barge destroys the entire museum.

It's magically sealed. I wonder what's inside.

You had a vision. Where's the oasis?

I kissed Will and rewired his whole memory.

What's your name? I'm Josie.

Oh, OK. THEY LAUGH.

We're going to school. Welcome to Maple Sky Academy.

This is Darius. He'll give you a tour of the school.

Maya Linton. Well, she is the school paper.

I'm a seeker of the truth.

She's making fun of me because I grew up in Egypt. Really?

Henry, what did you do? Nothing! This fight is over.

Who is this?

No!

I saw your sister do something. Something with her hands.

There's a story here. I can feel it.

And I'm not going to stop until I find out what it is.

It's still looking a bit battered, but it's coming together.

Modest.

It looks amazing!

CREAKING

It looks amazing, sounds really bad.

Definitely needs more... Oil.

You're a mind-reader. A mentalist act.

We should so try one of those.

What am I thinking right now?

I've found the greatest magician assistant ever!

More like, when's Josie going to put those rings on

to help me with this thing?

RINGS CLINK

Ho-oh!

SHE LAUGHS That was so funny!

You know, it's so weird that he can't remember you.

Please don't rub it in. I mean, it's been days.

That must have been some bump on the head.

SHE SIGHS It was a kiss.

Seriously?

Theodosia Throckmorton?

Sorry, Theo. I tried to stop her.

Here you are.

Yes, I'm pretty easy to find. We go to the same school.

Where you still haven't told me

what happened between you, Henry, and the fencer.

I already explained that. You put it in the school paper, remember?

Yes, but should I have?

Every time I think about that story,

it feels like my stomach is full of worms.

Oh, well, maybe you should go see a doctor.

There's something going on.

Something that involves you. Why would I...?

LIGHT RUMBLING

Can you feel that?

Whatever you're trying, I'm insulted you think I'd fall for it.

No, seriously.

It feels like somewhere there's an...

EARTHQUAKE!

How many times have I told you not to rampage around my exhibits?

You're worse than the earthquake.

Vibrations from work on the new underground line, that's all.

If only the old place had shock absorbers.

Oh, don't say that to Henry.

He'd only try and build some.

RUMBLING

Ew! Magical bugs. That's new.

Theo, could you... Sorry, Dad, stuff to do. It's urgent.

Mind the exhibits!

High school. Ha!

You don't seem very impressed.

You know your story doesn't make any sense.

For instance, the magician. His name's Will.

You said he's your best friend and your sister's boyfriend,

but I checked, he doesn't remember either of you.

Oh, well, he had a... A bump on the head? Mm-hm.

Seriously, Henry, you're better than that.

People only get amnesia that way in the halfpenny Marvel.

That's my favourite magazine.

And there's you fighting that vanishing fencer,

not exactly normal.

Not to mention your sister banging on about earthquakes.

Well, that's just Theo - total drama all the time.

Look, there's no story. Honest.

You go red and sweaty when you lie.

Did you know that?

Like you've swallowed a big chilli.

Your sister's up to something,

and you're going to tell me what.

I can't have magical bugs roaming around the museum.

Nothing. OK, I could try...

SHE EXHALES SHARPLY

What is up with my magic?

Wax.

It's old-school magic but might keep the bugs inside the barge.

RUMBLING, THUDDING

You know, we really ought to try this thing out.

Hey, still needs more oil. Don't want you getting hurt.

So you do care about me, Will Morgan.

I like to keep my assistant safe.

I'll be fine.

Behold, the wonders of the age!

A cabinet delved from the long-lost tomb

in which the mysteries of the ancients are buried.

Like it. We'll have the punters flooding in.

And Sam will be over the moon.

I couldn't have done it without you. You know that.

I'm glad you said it before I had to remind you.

Makes a girl feel self-conscious.

Well, come on, then! Let's try this thing out.

Seriously, there's no story here.

There's always a story if you look hard enough.

Let's try again.

SHE EXHALES SHARPLY

According to you, your sister was...

CREAKING Ow!

Saved by the screech? Pardon?

Look, someone needs my engineering skills.

You're dodging my questions.

Stop! Stop!

Ow! It's a mechanical emergency! But...

Ow!

It's stuck! No, not that way.

Oh, wow. Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Well, at least he wasn't sawing you in half.

HENRY CHUCKLES

Sam! Hmm? What's the quickest way

to the Museum of Legends and Antiquities from here?

Oh, I missed a bit.

Ha! Not today.

TAPPING

You sure you want him to do this?

I'd like to come out in one piece.

He seems to know what he's done.

Engineering's kind of my thing, remember?

Oh, wait. You don't remember, do you?

You shouldn't encourage him.

Claiming your friends.

He's as bad as his sister.

I can hear you, you know.

Anyway, I reckon it's the runners. Probably need some more oil.

Told you.

As long as the wax stays, should be good.

Theo. TOOLS CLATTER.

Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt whatever you're... doing.

No, it's fine. It's just normal, boring museum stuff.

Um, what about you? Why are...?

Yeah. Why... why are you here?

Well, would you believe that I actually like boring museums?

Oh! Don't tell the fencing squad.

You swear not to tell anyone my secret?

Sure. It's not like I'm going to judge you.

This is my home, after all.

Of course. Yeah. You like?

Well, I mean, it's

it's no British museum, but...

Uh-oh, not good.

You're lucky my granny can't hear you say that.

Seriously, it's amazing.

You have so many beautiful things here.

Theo! You're supposed be sorting

those artefacts for your mother, remember?

Need to get them off to Cairo post-haste.

Ah. Hello.

Dad, this is Darius. Ah, yes.

Henry's mentioned you, the fencing champion, was it?

Dad! Very impressive.

So good to see Theo making friends at her new school.

It can be tricky fitting in somewhere new.

You know what? You should join us for lunch.

What? No, no. I mean, well,

Darius probably has things he needs to be getting on with.

Thank you, Mr Throckmorton. Really.

But Theo's right.

Oh, no, I insist.

It feels like an age since I had a chat with one of your pals, Theo.

I mean, where's Will got to lately?

Have you met Theo's boyfriend?

Uh...

Just... in passing. Oh. Pity.

He's an excellent chap. Excellent chap, isn't he, darling?

Yes. So, you see, Darius,

we are short one excellent chap.

And you look the perfect fit.

So come along. Let's go and see what's for lunch.

Come on.

What the...?

Vandalism!

That's what that is.

Oh!

Oh... Urgh!

I mean, Egypt.

You must remember Egypt.

It's a country. It's hot. There's the Nile.

What is it with you and your sister?

Will's never been to Egypt.

Also, can we get me out of here?

Starting to pinch.

OK. That should do it.

Oh, thank you.

Free at last.

Ah!

Now I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.

Can't give away our magic secrets.

She's right.

Cheers for the help, though, er...

Henry. It's Henry.

Ah. In that case, cheers, Henry.

HENRY SIGHS

What on earth?!

Caught you, you vandal! Er...

You can clear up that mess you made around the barge, too.

But I just got here. Oh, yes?

What are you doing mucking around with Sir William, then?

It was an accident.

I'm here to see Theo.

I'm a friend.

Two friends in one day.

Theodosia.

Yes. People can have more than one friend.

Anyway, they're at luncheon. Great.

Living quarters that way.

Great.

Thanks.

So we all turn and there's little Theo trying to look

as dignified as Queen Victoria despite being covered in camel spit.

Darius doesn't need to know this. Sorry, Theo.

I still say it was cute.

You ended up rather liking that camel, as I remember.

What did you call it?

Um... Er... Sneferu? Dad, Dad, Dad.

Sneferu. That's... He Of Beauty, right?

Quite the name for a camel.

You know your ancient Egyptian, Darius.

Quite the fellow you found here, Theo.

Something the matter, dear?

What? No. No, no, no. No.

Actually, I did leave something in my room,

so I'm just going to go and...

Honestly, darling, it'll wait. We've got a guest.

And one far from home, too.

It must be rather a wrench spending all this time over here.

Whole continent away. I mean, at least when I went to school,

I went to school in my home country.

But I still remember standing at the train station with my mother,

ready to steam off to school. That...

What are you doing? They look better here.

Well, I'm not so sure.

Mm-hm. Yeah, yeah, they definitely do.

OK, we're quite full now, so we are going to leave.

Oh, well, how about some ice cream?

Well, we can just grab some fruit.

Oh, ice cream. Yes, ice cream is a better idea.

I'll go and see what we have for afters.

Really, Mr Throckmorton, thank you, but there's no need.

I should be heading off.

It's Alistair. Alistair, please.

And do stay for a little bit longer. It's always jolly to have company.

Oh, has Theo shown you the garden, by the way?

Henrietta's always so proud of it, you see.

Oh, yeah, Darius, I didn't tell you.

Um... Mum's gone to Cairo.

Dad misses her more than he lets on.

I'll be right back.

You were saying?

It's just a headache.

Don't tell me. They kicked you out.

Need to work on their trick, apparently.

Somehow I get the feeling Josie doesn't like me.

Well, you know, maybe she just doesn't realise

what an excellent customer you are.

Speaking of which, can I get you a bun with that?

JOSIE AND WILL LAUGH

She seems to like Will, though. A lot.

Yeah, she does, doesn't she?

That's going to be all kinds of awkward

when he gets his memory back. You are not wrong.

Are you OK?

Mm. Yeah. Fine. Honest.

Apart from Dad's embarrassing stories.

Actually, there is something else I should check on.

I'll be back in a sec.

LOUD RUMBLING

Ah! Theo, what's the matter? Should I get your father?

No, no, no, no. It's fine.

It's just a headache.

Oh, that noise.

Where's it coming from?

Oh, it's going right through me.

May I?

Ah, you're very hot. We should get a doctor.

No, no, no. I mean, no, no, it's fine. It's fine.

I'm fine. I will be.

SHE GROANS

Everything OK?

I must do something about those old pipes before your mother gets back.

Or my mother, for that matter. Ah!

Theo? What is it?

That noise. It's so loud.

What in the name of...?

I just want it to...

STOP!

I'm seeing things.

Overstress. That's what that is.

Become curator, Mother said.

Nice, quiet job, she said.

Well, not here, it isn't.

I'll get the broom.

Really, darling, there's no need to be quite so loud.

Dad, what did you do to the ice cream?

Don't change the subject! I haven't done anything to...

Oh.

Oh. Right.

Perhaps we should skip dessert.

Yes. Yes, we definitely should.

Or we can just go to the penny arcade to get ice cream.

Sam guarantees they're dust free.

Seems like an idea.

Yes. Well, as long as you're back in time to finish

packing the artefacts for Cairo, Theo.

Yeah. And I'm sorry.

Sorry about the meal!

DOOR CLOSES

So sorry about today.

The place isn't usually like this. I'm not usually like this.

Not if I can help it. Don't worry. I've...

I've seen stranger things in my time.

Thanks for lunch.

Thanks for pretending it wasn't weird.

So, are we getting ice cream, then, or...?

Oh, no, no, no. You go. Um...

I should help Dad get the artefacts ready for Mum.

It always takes longer than he thinks.

Well, in that case, I better be off.

Oh.

One good thing.

No more noise.

Those pipes seem to have fixed themselves.

Mm. I hope so.

So much.

JOSIE LAUGHS

All done for today?

Totally are.

Thanks again for the help.

Just having a soda with Sam.

More like eight of them.

If only all customers were like that.

Now, what can I get you two?

Oh, come on, Will.

Read my mind. What do I want?

I'll just get back to the pinball, then.

Unless either of you two will miss me.

No, obviously not.

Right. What's the lady having, then, Will?

Something expensive, I'm guessing.

It looks like you're not the only one with magic powers.

What are you doing in my room? And how did you get that open?

There was a noise. I went to help.

What have you got in there? Some kind of animal?

That's cruel, you know, keeping animals locked up in boxes.

Why would you do something like that? Why would I...?

No, this is my bedroom. I'm asking the questions.

Not until you tell me why you've got this thing locked up.

It could suffocate.

Unlikely.

Seeing as it was never breathing to begin with.

No, obviously not.

Mm.

But how was it rattling and why?

You're up to something.

Yes. Yes, I am.

I'm getting you out of my room right now.

OK, OK.

But don't think I'm giving up on this.

The truth will be told.

SHE SIGHS

It's exactly what I wanted.

How did you know? Genius.

Also the fact he told me. Mm! Sh!

A true magician NEVER reveals his tricks.

Here, try it.

Here! Catch! I'm Will. You can call me Theo.

This is our friend. Best trick ever!

I've always dreamed of seeing Egypt.

Magic trainee. Put your hands over mine.

You shouldn't be doing it on your own.

This girl is different.

She's put a spell on you!

HE GASPS

What's...? What's going on?

What do you mean? It was... It was just a peck.

I shouldn't be kissing... Theo.

I need to talk to her, explain.

Mate, are you OK?

Henry.

You know me. Of course I do.

Are you playing some kind of trick? Because I really don't like this.

Sorry. Look, I'm so, so sorry.

I... I don't know what...

I really have got to go, right now.

But...

Maybe I should go check if he's OK.

Where?! Tell me!

Hey!

Who's paying for this?

Uh...

Um...

Here.

What on...?

You again!

Yes, me.

Sorry. Uh...

Leaving now.

Months of being locked up and now you suddenly open. Why?

I feel like I've seen your twin before.

But where?

RUMBLING

That's it.

An oasis.

ECHOING: You had a vision. Where is the oasis?

The clay people.

Theo!

Theo, I remember now...

BIRDS CAW

MAYA WHIMPERS

THEO GASPS

What are you doing here?!

Where is here?