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Looking at this picture,
I know you might be thinkin':
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"Sure looks like a lonely place to be,
way up there".
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If indeed you were, I'd have to disagree.
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Truth is, when you stop to ponder it,
there's really no such thing as a lonely place,
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just lonely people. That's what I believe.
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You can be lonely any place:
up on a rooftop, at a big family shindig,
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in a football stadium,
with 60, 000 other humans all around,
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or even in a small town,
like Shelbyville, Indiana.
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Now, I'm not sayin'
there's anything wrong with it.
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In fact, loneliness is what ensures
the propagation of our species.
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I think that's why most people get married.
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Because they're lonely,
horny or out of money.
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But mostly cos they're just damn lonely.
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Of course, that is one hell
of a milk-toast reason
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to link up with one person
for the rest of your existence.
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But people do it every day.
They give in to their loneliness.
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And the next thing they know,
they're trapped.
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Perhaps I'm being too picky.
I talked to this counsellor once.
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He told me that the fact
I was raised in an orphanage
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has rendered me afraid of abandonment,
and therefore fearful of commitment.
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Now, you can tell by my tone,
I don't think much of his opinion.
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I'm ready to commit, just as soon as I find
that one woman I can't live without.
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That one woman that gives
me goose bumps all over.
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I simply refuse to settle for anything less,
like most people seem to do.
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Like my boss, Larry.
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Be a sport, will ya?
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I missed Ruthie's birthday dinner last night
and she's makin' my life hell in a handbasket.
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I know she'll go easier on me if you're there.
Come on now, Gilly. Do me this.
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- Bring her a puppy, Larry. She'll love that.
- What the hell is this?
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It's a Russian Pomeranian, Larry.
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Nah, I don't wanna put
any American dogs outta work.
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Come on now, Gilly.
Be a friend. Come on over.
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- I don't know, Larry. Last time I...
- Thanks, buddy.
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A slice of family life and home cookin' will
do your heart good. Bring some wine coolers.
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We'll make it a wingding.
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This is fine cuisine, Mrs P.
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It's takeout, Gilly.
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From Pizza Hut.
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- Larry hates my cooking.
- That's not true, Ruthie. You know I...
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- That's why he never comes home for dinner.
- I'm out there busting my ass.
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If you're busting your ass, how come
it's the size of a goddamn beanbag chair?
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If you put out once in a while, maybe I
wouldn't be seeking carnal pleasure in food.
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All right! Call me old-fashioned,
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but I don't think a child should be made
to picture her parents humping.
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- I don't tell you about my sex life.
- You're not having sex.
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- Are you having sex?
- Cher, tell Daddy you're kidding.
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She's kidding.
She doesn't even have a boyfriend.
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You don't need to have a boyfriend
to be having sex.
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I'm just saying that a boy doesn't have
to be a friend to be nibbling my package.
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- What? Are you...
- I think she's saying she's a whore, Pop.
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- Buddy!
- Pervert! I am not.
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I'm just popular.
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Like Gilly here.
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He doesn't have a girlfriend,
but I'll bet he's having sex.
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Well, occasionally, sure, but...
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Well, ultimately I believe in
waiting till one is married before...
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How come you don't have a girlfriend? Dad
says you're confused about your sexuality.
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- No, I never said that.
- I believe the term he used was "fagnostic".
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- Right. Fagnostic.
- Larry!
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- That's it! Go to your room, you two!
- What? Why?
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She's just repeating what you said.
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You always take her side!
You let her get her ears pierced.
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- You try to stop her!
- I got my ears pierced because I like it, OK?
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And I got these pierced because I hate you!
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Hey, that was you on the Internet!
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I am sick of bein' treated
like dirty bath water.
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I chase poodles all day so she can drive
around in a brand-new Saturn. Fully loaded!
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The usual, hon.
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This kinda thing makes a man wanna
bludgeon his family and get drunk.
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That's pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you
should speak to a professional about this.
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You mean a hit man?
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No, man. That's the easiest
way to get caught.
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- Unless you did it.
- I was talkin' about a shrink, Larry.
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Get real, man. That's for crazy people.
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- Hey, maggots.
- Hey, Stewart.
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What the hell happened to your hair?
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You like it?
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I just got it cut,
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by the most beautiful woman
on the face of God's green earth.
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- Looks pretty weird.
- Yeah, thanks.
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She called it a European cut.
Says it draws attention away from my ears.
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What'd she use? A fuckin' chisel?
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Who the hell cares? I tell you,
she's well worth the price of a hat.
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She's new, over at Mega Kutz.
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I can't trust the opinion of a guy
who scrapes up road kill for a living.
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You can trust me with this one.
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Man, she got the face of an angel.
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Just gives you goose bumps
all over, you know?
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Like it? Who's next?
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- Uh, right here.
- Come here.
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So how do you like it?
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Oh, you know, just...
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Just like it is, only not quite so long.
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So you want it shorter, then?
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Yeah, shorter.
I think shorter's the way to go.
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So you cut a lot of hair?
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I guess so. I mean, I've been working here
a month or so, ever since I moved back.
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Oh, so you're not from...
Uh, where are you from?
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Oh, I'm from here. I was livin' in Oregon
for a while. Beaver, Oregon.
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But then I moved back because
I had to help out with my daddy.
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He had stroke number two
and he's paralysed now, so...
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That's a... That's a shame. It truly is.
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Well, it's his own damn fault.
He's so tense all the time.
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It's like he's got fire ants
runnin' through his veins.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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How's that, um... I'm sorry.
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What did you say your name was?
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Actually, I didn't.
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It's Gilly.
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OK, Gilly. I'm Jo.
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Could you hold that there for me?
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- How's that for length?
- Beautiful.
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So I see you have a cat.
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Well, I had a cat. He ran away two weeks ago
and I haven't heard from him since.
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Oh, he'll be back. You know cats.
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I've had him since he was a pup. I don't know
what I'd do without my little Ringo.
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Ringo? That must be a pretty popular
name for a cat these days.
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It is?
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I work down at the animal shelter and
I just took in a cat yesterday named Ringo.
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Too bad this Ringo's missin' a tail.
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That's my cat!
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- Hey, watch the corner!
- Yeah, yeah. She said put him in ER 4.
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Gilly! Are you OK?
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Were they able to sew it back on?
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No, but they tell me
I'm first in line for an ear donor.
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You lying sack!
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Well, listen. What are you doin' tonight?
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Just healin', mostly.
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Why don't you come over to my house?
I'll cook you dinner and you can bring Ringo.
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Listen, Jo. I don't want you to feel you owe
me dinner just because I found your cat
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and you cut off my ear.
- I do owe you dinner.
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Just say yes, or else I just might
cut off your other ear.
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- OK. Uh... 6.30?
- Yeah, 6.30's great.
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Don't worry. I'm a much better cook
than I am a hairstylist.
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- I just don't know why you're doing this.
- Doin' what?
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Cookin' dinner for this fella.
You oughta be fixin' dinner for Jack.
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The man who wants to marry you, not some
dog-catcher who makes 18 grand a year
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and comes home smellin'
like cat piss every night.
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- Promise me you'll be polite.
- Of course I'll be polite.
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Of course I'll be polite. Gosh!
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Jack called again today.
I talked to him for a long time.
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He asked me why you left him.
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I wish you would tell him, because
I can't make any sense out of it.
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Are you listening to me?
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- Hold on.
- Oh, would you... just put the thing down!
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You listen to me now.
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Good men are few and far between
in this world.
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When you find yourself a keeper -
the way I found your sweet pop out there,
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then you grab ahold of him and you
treat him the way he wants to be treated.
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- Valdine!
- What?
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Valdine.
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Valdine!
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- What is it, gimpy?
- I want a beer, goddammit.
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Now, look. You curb your language or I'll take
this Voc-a-lator 3000 right back to Wal-Mart.
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You hear me? Jeez!
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What in the name of God...
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- I was watchin' that.
- Yeah, I bet you were.
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You've just had a stroke.
Do you want another one?
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- I want you to stay calm.
- Get me a goddamn beer.
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Gilly! Ringo!
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All the dogs at the animal shelter
chipped in for a little going-away present.
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Well, thank them for me, and thank you.
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- Just doin' my job.
- How's your ear?
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It's OK.
I got all the pus drained out of it.
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Close the goddamn door.
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You have a robot?
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Daddy, I'd like you to meet Gilly Noble.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Wingfield.
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He's a little shy around strangers.
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- I'm gonna get Ringo some half-and-half.
- OK.
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So...
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Oh, golf, huh?
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It seems every time I play,
I get Tourette's syndrome.
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You know. Fore!
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Shit, damn, crap.
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Fore! Shit, damn, crap.
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Hey, dork.
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Turn it to Channel 7, dipshit.
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You can say "dipshit" with that thing.
That's neat.
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Come on, have some more. You probably
don't eat this well very often on your salary.
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- Mama, leave him alone.
- Aw, that's OK, Jo.
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I'll find room.
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So, Willy, what do they pay you
down there for gassin' strays?
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No, ma'am, I don't gas them.
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What do you do? Hit 'em with a bat?
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No, I meant I'm not the one
who actually puts them to sleep.
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I, uh... I couldn't do that.
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And as for the pay, it's not much,
but it plays into my long-term career goal.
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- Which is?
- I wanna be a veterinarian.
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You'd be a great vet.
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Doctor Noble.
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Thanks, but it's not gonna be easy.
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Four more years at the junior college
and I'll have my two-year degree.
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And then I'll transfer over to State,
and with a BA in general studies
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I should be able to get into
any vet school in Mexico.
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Sounds foolproof.
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If Gilly says he's gonna be a vet,
then I believe he's gonna be a vet.
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Excuse me a minute.
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Care for a taste of my pie?
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No, thanks. I'm full.
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Suit yourself. I'm gonna have a slice.
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Easy on the corns, Dr Dolittle.
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The Lord,
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our Lord,
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has blessed me with the divine gifts
of tracking, finding and retrieving.
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Come on, Vic.
Just tell me what you have so far.
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I'll tell you what I got.
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Now, I'm about 90 per cent on this.
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But I believe that your birth mother is still
alive and living somewhere in the local area.
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And her name is...
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Suki Yamaguchi.
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That sounds a little...
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Japanese-y to me.
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This detective, Vic Vetter, is lookin'
for my family. But so far, no luck.
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What if you find out you're the son of the guy
who invented shoe polish? You'd be rich.
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I wouldn't care if he just
shined shoes for a living.
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Not havin' a family's left a big,
empty space inside of me.
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- It's really important that I find them.
- You will.
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This is the first time I've ever
been up here with anyone.
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- You don't like it up here, do you?
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
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Just being here reminds me of a bad time.
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I was seven and we had to
put our dog Humpy to sleep.
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I still haven't gotten over it.
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- It's ridiculous, I know.
- No, that's not ridiculous at all.
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Every Friday I see animals
being put to sleep here
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and I wish that I could take 'em
all home with me, but I can't.
227
00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:48,435
And every time one of those animals dies,
I feel like a part of me dies too.
228
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:54,984
About a year ago, I wrote this poem
that I recite to all the dogs before they go.
229
00:17:57,236 --> 00:18:01,782
It helps me and...
I like to think it helps them too.
230
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,784
I'd love to hear it.
231
00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:06,453
No, it's not very good.
232
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,706
I don't care.
233
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:10,082
OK.
234
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:17,631
O noble creature
235
00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,758
The time has come
236
00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,927
For the two of us to part
237
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,431
And for you to go to a better place
238
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,767
A place deep inside my heart
239
00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,897
A place where you'll be free to run
240
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,816
After a car or a bouncing ball
241
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:39,236
So go, noble creature
242
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,405
Through that doggy door
243
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:45,409
And fetch a stick that's thrown by God
244
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,287
And wag thy tail for ever more
245
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,708
While a friendly voice repeats:
246
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,920
"Good dog, good dog".
247
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:03,427
So that's it. And after I read it,
248
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:09,558
I usually fire off a one-gun salute
with a pistol we keep here at the shelter.
249
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,271
I know it sounds silly, but...
250
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,485
It doesn't sound silly.
251
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,886
Help.
252
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,430
Very funny.
253
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,544
This is a great day. It was a good idea.
254
00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:03,547
- Shall we have the champagne?
- No.
255
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:07,468
Let's wait till later.
256
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,678
You know, the day I cut your ear off,
257
00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:12,598
I never dreamed we'd be
spending six months together.
258
00:21:12,681 --> 00:21:14,683
Yeah, that is pretty funny.
259
00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:19,438
I've had such a good time with you,
just hanging out, having fun.
260
00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:21,732
No strings attached.
261
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,693
Most guys are so possessive.
262
00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:28,447
You know, they talk about marriage
before the first year is even up.
263
00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:33,702
There was this one schmuck, he actually
went out and he got a plane and a banner.
264
00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:38,791
It was so lame! Talk about pressure.
265
00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:53,597
- I'd love to, Gilly.
- Love to what?
266
00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:56,392
I'd love to marry you.
267
00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:59,144
That's my Uncle Joe's plane up there.
268
00:22:01,814 --> 00:22:04,900
Joseph Wingfield is your uncle.
269
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:07,111
I'm named after him.
270
00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:10,906
You know, it probably
should have occurred to me.
271
00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:29,925
Boy, you don't quit, do ya?
272
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:37,808
Oh, that's it. That's the spot.
273
00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:42,605
Oh, don't go back there!
We gotta save some for the honeymoon.
274
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,191
What are you sayin', Gilly?
275
00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:52,364
Nothin'. I was just...
messin' around with Ringo.
276
00:22:58,954 --> 00:23:01,040
Hey, Jo.
277
00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:03,792
Who's Jack?
278
00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:07,546
- What Jack?
- You know.
279
00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:11,467
On-your-ass Jack.
280
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:15,012
Well, he's my ex-boyfriend from Oregon.
281
00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:18,515
I've been meaning to get it removed.
You're not jealous, are you?
282
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:22,269
You're the one with the half-naked
Suzanne Somers over his bed.
283
00:23:22,353 --> 00:23:26,482
Come on. Now don't bad-mouth Suzanne.
284
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:30,486
She got me through
my awkward teenage years.
285
00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:36,450
- Do you mean you beat off to her?
- Not to brag, but... up to five times a day.
286
00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:38,619
Wow.
287
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,956
Do you wanna try to break that record?
288
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,130
Hey, it's Gilly. Leave a message.
289
00:23:50,714 --> 00:23:54,885
Hey, Noble. It's Vic. I know it's early,
but are you there, buddy?
290
00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:58,514
- Pick up. I got a package in the mail.
- I love you, Jo.
291
00:23:58,597 --> 00:24:01,308
- Surprise! I found your mother.
- I love you, Gilly.
292
00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:05,521
I touched all the bases on this one.
I'm 110 per cent sure.
293
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,234
Your mother's name is Valdine Wingfield.
294
00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:12,403
Wingfield.
295
00:24:14,071 --> 00:24:16,240
You gotta understand.
296
00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:19,702
I had just had little Jo
and we were strapped for cash
297
00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:23,747
and then I found out
I was pregnant again - with you!
298
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:29,587
Old R2-D2 couldn't keep it
in his pants back then,
299
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:32,381
and now he can't even wipe his own ass!
300
00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:41,265
I just didn't know how I was gonna feed
everybody and you were such a hungry child!
301
00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:44,518
I figured the best thing to do
was to give you away.
302
00:24:44,602 --> 00:24:48,981
You know, to somebody who
wouldn't resent you for your burden.
303
00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:54,320
I mean, one of you had to go
and Jo was already house-broke.
304
00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:56,947
This can't be happening.
305
00:24:57,031 --> 00:25:00,117
I know how difficult this must be for you.
306
00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:03,913
But think how lucky you are that
you found out before it was too late,
307
00:25:03,996 --> 00:25:08,584
before you got married and
consummated this forbidden relationship.
308
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,886
Sweet Lord! You ponied your sister.
309
00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:24,183
Oh, my God.
310
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:44,703
Hey, maggot. What are you doin' out here?
311
00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:47,081
- Nothin'.
- What you got there?
312
00:25:47,164 --> 00:25:50,543
Well, I'd say Cougar.
What do you think, Wingfield?
313
00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:54,505
It's a coyote, Stewart.
314
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:58,092
There are no cougars in Indiana.
315
00:25:58,551 --> 00:26:02,346
Hell, I'm talkin' about the car.
Looks like Cougar tread.
316
00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:05,891
- I used to work in a tyre store, you know.
- Yeah?
317
00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:10,646
- Well, I used to work at the animal shelter.
- Hey, Gilly, you know I had no choice.
318
00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:14,441
Know how it feels when newspapers
call you the boss of a sister-fucker?
319
00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:18,320
Whole damn town thinks
I'm runnin' a sister-fuckeria.
320
00:26:18,904 --> 00:26:22,199
Coulda stuck by me, Larry.
It was gonna blow over.
321
00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:24,952
Come on, Gilly. Who are you shittin'?
322
00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:29,832
Not that I blame you. I mean, if I had
a sister that looked like that... whoa!
323
00:26:29,915 --> 00:26:32,167
Wham-bam-thank-you-sis!
324
00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:34,920
You're right about that.
325
00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:41,093
You know, I'd say, sister or no,
I'd still like to get a crack at her.
326
00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:44,221
That is, if she ever comes back.
327
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:48,225
- Is she still up in Oregon?
- As far as I know.
328
00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,313
All right, maggots! Chop chop!
329
00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:55,691
Dearest Gilly, I'm sorry
I left without saying goodbye.
330
00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:58,569
I just couldn't face you
after all that's happened.
331
00:26:58,611 --> 00:27:03,741
The feelings that once seemed so right
became in an instant so wrong.
332
00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:07,328
Though it pains me to say it,
we must never see each other again.
333
00:27:07,411 --> 00:27:10,289
And though we must never
forget the love we shared,
334
00:27:10,372 --> 00:27:14,543
we must, like noble creatures,
move on to another plane.
335
00:27:29,099 --> 00:27:30,768
Valdine?
336
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,270
- Valdine!
- What? I'm busy.
337
00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:35,940
Put lots of salt on that sandwich.
338
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:38,359
- You want a lot of salt?
- Yes.
339
00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:52,122
- Here you are, honey. Nice and salty.
- Thank you.
340
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,588
Hey, Gilly.
341
00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:02,841
How was your day at work?
342
00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:07,263
I don't know. It was pretty slow.
Just snakes, mostly.
343
00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:12,977
Well, dinner's almost ready.
I made that nice chicken thing you like.
344
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:17,314
- Hey, Dad.
- I thought you were gonna get a haircut.
345
00:28:17,982 --> 00:28:20,401
Now, Walter, hush.
346
00:28:20,484 --> 00:28:23,988
- Gilly's been through a lot.
- Includin' his own sister.
347
00:28:28,617 --> 00:28:30,703
I'd better get it.
348
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,334
Hello?
349
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:40,546
Hi, honey. How are you?
350
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,173
How's Jack?
351
00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:47,511
Good, good.
352
00:28:48,053 --> 00:28:50,222
Oh, he's fine.
353
00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:53,434
He's been through a lot,
but he's hanging in there.
354
00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:56,770
I know you miss him. But guess what.
355
00:28:56,854 --> 00:29:00,858
He's regained the use
of both of his arms now.
356
00:29:00,941 --> 00:29:04,820
Both of 'em. You know,
they move every which way.
357
00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:06,822
All right.
358
00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:08,991
OK, well, what is it?
359
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:14,163
You're getting married?
Oh, Jo-Jo, that is so wonderful!
360
00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:19,210
It's Jo-Jo.
She and Jack are getting married!
361
00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:22,087
Oh, my God. Isn't that wonderful?
362
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:27,134
Sweetheart, I am really,
really happy for you. I am.
363
00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:31,055
OK, sure.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye-bye.
364
00:29:31,889 --> 00:29:33,349
Yes! Yes!
365
00:29:33,432 --> 00:29:36,810
Sweet Jesus!
The Wingfields have arrived!
366
00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,982
I'm rich, I'm rich, uh-huh.
367
00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:44,818
Talkin' to ya, mama! Oh, yeah! Come on!
368
00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:54,328
- Pervert!
- Gilly, how's your sister?
369
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,836
Jo knew you'd understand why
she couldn't possibly invite you.
370
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,715
- I know.
- I think you should be happy for your sister.
371
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:10,135
Oh, hell. After what you put her through,
372
00:30:10,219 --> 00:30:14,765
it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage
and become a vaginatarian.
373
00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:16,392
Oh, good God.
374
00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:19,937
Gilly, listen. Things are
really looking up for her.
375
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:23,899
She's got a little beauty parlour up there
and a guy who's crazy about her
376
00:30:23,983 --> 00:30:27,236
and, quite frankly,
a millionaire several times over.
377
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:32,157
Quit babying the boy, Valdine.
He banged his own sister, for Christ's sakes.
378
00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:34,743
What do you want? To give him a medal?
379
00:30:34,869 --> 00:30:39,623
Listen to me. This could be a whole new start
for us all, so I want you to keep your chin up.
380
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:44,545
Do you know what the Bible says
about fuckin' your own sister?
381
00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:47,131
- Don't!
- Hush up, droopy.
382
00:30:47,798 --> 00:30:51,510
He's my baby, my precious gift from God.
383
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:58,100
I'll get it. I baked you some ginger snaps.
They're cooling on the stove.
384
00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:03,856
- What do you want?
- Sorry to bother you, Mrs Wingfield.
385
00:31:03,981 --> 00:31:07,443
- My name is Leon Pitofsky.
- Oh, my God.
386
00:31:07,526 --> 00:31:09,528
- Did I come at a bad time?
- No.
387
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:17,161
It's just... you look remarkably like my dear
husband when he was a much younger man.
388
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,207
Well, that stands to reason, ma'am.
389
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,669
Look at this.
390
00:31:25,794 --> 00:31:30,466
It's all there. Blood tests,
hospital records, DNA.
391
00:31:30,549 --> 00:31:34,428
Look. Here's your signature,
givin' up your rights to me.
392
00:31:35,304 --> 00:31:37,389
Oh, my Lord.
393
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,850
Then it's true.
394
00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:41,769
You are my son.
395
00:31:41,852 --> 00:31:44,188
I've finally found you, Mama!
396
00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:50,694
Well, if he's your son,
then who the hell's this sack of shit?
397
00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:56,367
I'll tell you who he is. He's a grifter.
398
00:31:56,450 --> 00:32:00,120
He's a shyster that's been freeloading
in this house for a solid year!
399
00:32:00,204 --> 00:32:02,498
- Oh, wait. Mom...
- I knew it!
400
00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:05,251
Get outta my house, you goddamn hippie!
401
00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:07,711
Hippie? Whoa, hold on.
402
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:10,589
Walter, get that impostor outta here.
403
00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:13,259
- Dad, relax.
- Hey, buddy, you heard my mama.
404
00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:15,427
Now get the hell out.
405
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,474
Get your hands off my daddy, you bastard!
406
00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:25,646
- Walter! He's havin' another stroke.
- Dad, what's the problem?
407
00:32:25,729 --> 00:32:29,441
Call 911. My God! You! You can get the...
408
00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:32,403
Get the police!
I'll have this grifter arrested!
409
00:32:32,862 --> 00:32:35,030
- Police.
- Get an ambulance!
410
00:34:07,456 --> 00:34:09,542
Oh, my God.
411
00:34:11,085 --> 00:34:13,170
Oh, shit.
412
00:34:15,631 --> 00:34:17,675
Hey! Mr Magoo!
413
00:34:17,758 --> 00:34:21,762
You knocked my freakin' legs off, daddy.
Were you even lookin' at the road?
414
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:25,307
I'm sorry. I've never hit anyone before.
415
00:34:25,391 --> 00:34:28,060
Well, I'm glad to be your first.
Hope I was gentle.
416
00:34:28,185 --> 00:34:31,105
Now, be a friend and fetch
my getaway sticks, daddy.
417
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:35,901
- Your what? What do you...
- My legs, captain, my legs!
418
00:34:36,527 --> 00:34:37,611
Oh, shit.
419
00:34:37,695 --> 00:34:41,824
Less faeces, more fetchin'.
Get over here and get it, boy.
420
00:34:45,536 --> 00:34:49,874
I gotta straighten this damn thing.
It's bent all to hell.
421
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,376
- Watch out, watch out.
- Watch out?
422
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:56,005
Boy, that is a hell of a thing
for you to say to me.
423
00:35:00,759 --> 00:35:03,846
Well, in all fairness,
you were in the middle of the road.
424
00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:08,642
How else was I supposed to flag you down?
I was a desperate man.
425
00:35:08,726 --> 00:35:13,814
Another 20 minutes and them bloodthirsty
mosquitoes woulda sucked me dry.
426
00:35:13,898 --> 00:35:17,943
- How long have you been out here?
- Oh, about two hours.
427
00:35:18,569 --> 00:35:22,156
My airplane ran outta gas.
I had to land in a clearing.
428
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,368
- You're a pilot?
- You're goddamn right I'm a pilot.
429
00:35:26,452 --> 00:35:28,495
My card, right there.
430
00:35:29,163 --> 00:35:31,749
- "The Big Dig"?
- That's right.
431
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:37,046
Dig McCaffrey. I make a lotta coin
flyin' those gigs nobody else wants.
432
00:35:37,129 --> 00:35:42,218
Take sportsmen out to the bush, fly banners
over supermarket openings, crop-dustin'.
433
00:35:42,301 --> 00:35:44,720
I'll fly up your ass if the money's right.
434
00:35:44,803 --> 00:35:48,390
Hey, that's pretty good. Do you think
I oughta put that on my card?
435
00:35:48,474 --> 00:35:52,853
- So where am I takin' you?
- As close to Beaver as you can get.
436
00:35:52,937 --> 00:35:58,150
And a man as sexy and fertile as me
likes to stay close to the beaver.
437
00:35:58,609 --> 00:36:02,238
- That's a good one!
- That's right where I'm headed.
438
00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:07,743
Say, you look like you're draggin' there,
chief. Why don't you let me drive?
439
00:36:07,826 --> 00:36:10,204
- Oh, no, that's fine.
- I'm wired.
440
00:36:10,287 --> 00:36:13,791
Nothin' like gettin' bounced off a bumper
to put a cat on full tilt.
441
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,711
So, where's your launch pad, Kerouac?
442
00:36:17,795 --> 00:36:21,924
- My what?
- Where you from, baby? Where you from?
443
00:36:23,509 --> 00:36:26,178
- I'm from Indiana.
- You remind me of a fella I knew
444
00:36:26,262 --> 00:36:29,431
down in El Paso durin'
my import-export days.
445
00:36:30,015 --> 00:36:31,934
Never been there.
446
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:34,311
So, who's the skirt?
447
00:36:34,395 --> 00:36:38,107
- How did you know that I was...
- Dig knows many things, baby.
448
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:42,319
Plus you got that look of a man with
a diamond engagement ring on his pinkie.
449
00:36:42,403 --> 00:36:46,574
Oh, yeah. About a year ago,
she was the love of my life.
450
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:51,453
Then I found out she was my sister.
451
00:36:51,537 --> 00:36:53,914
Then, about three days ago...
452
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,917
Dig! Dig!
453
00:37:03,549 --> 00:37:07,344
Just a little case of the white-line fever,
that's all, baby!
454
00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:11,432
Dig just needs a little music.
Rock and roll, baby!
455
00:37:11,515 --> 00:37:15,978
I'd like to see somebody fall asleep
to this shit here. Ted Nugent!
456
00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,532
Hey, Dig!
457
00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:31,869
Are you crazy? I'm wired
like a microwave, baby!
458
00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:57,019
Well, before we depart,
459
00:37:58,437 --> 00:38:01,732
I want you to know two things, El Paso.
460
00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:05,819
One: I am one-eighth Chippewa Indian.
461
00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:11,367
And when you save the life of a Chippewa,
it must be paid back tenfold.
462
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:14,411
- I owe you big time.
- That's not necessary, but thank you.
463
00:38:14,495 --> 00:38:18,207
No, no, no. Heap big. Heap big, daddy.
464
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,211
I appreciate everything
you done for me. I do.
465
00:38:23,546 --> 00:38:25,631
What was the other thing?
466
00:38:26,549 --> 00:38:28,968
You said you wanted me to know two things.
467
00:38:29,051 --> 00:38:31,762
No, I don't think I said that.
I was sayin'...
468
00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,764
Oh! Oh, yeah.
469
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:37,601
When you find that sister of yours,
you get outta this town, ASAP.
470
00:38:37,685 --> 00:38:42,481
- Some spooky cats around here.
- What kinda spooky cats?
471
00:38:42,565 --> 00:38:44,775
The kind with money and power.
472
00:38:45,901 --> 00:38:48,779
That sounds like the kinda guy Jo is with.
473
00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:53,617
Well, good luck flippin' that coin, daddy.
I'll see you later, El Paso.
474
00:38:53,701 --> 00:38:55,911
Oh, Dig. Thanks for not suing me.
475
00:38:56,245 --> 00:38:59,248
A pleasure bein' hit by
a man of your calibre.
476
00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:07,506
- Beaver Police.
- Yes. My name is Valdine Wingfield.
477
00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:11,677
I'm calling from Shelbyville, Indiana.
I'd like to report a sexual predator.
478
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,973
His name is Gilbert Noble.
He assaulted his own sister.
479
00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:20,269
He's still very dangerous and he's
on his way to Beaver this very minute.
480
00:39:20,352 --> 00:39:22,438
His own sister, huh?
481
00:39:22,521 --> 00:39:27,026
You know, I didn't know Jo Wingfield
had a brother. Isn't that sweet?
482
00:39:27,109 --> 00:39:30,779
- Do you have a description of the pervert?
- I can do better than that.
483
00:39:30,863 --> 00:39:36,202
I have his mug shot, taken last year when
he was arrested protesting for animal rights.
484
00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,330
Sounds like a bad apple.
485
00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:43,042
That's great. Why don't you fax that over?
486
00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:46,462
Listen. I'd rather this
didn't get back to Jo.
487
00:39:46,545 --> 00:39:50,216
She and Jack have so much on their minds,
what with the big wedding.
488
00:39:50,299 --> 00:39:52,760
I'd appreciate you being
discreet about this.
489
00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:56,513
Absolutely, ma'am. Beaver Police
are known for their discretion.
490
00:40:10,986 --> 00:40:13,155
- Comfortable, Mrs Hartunian?
- Yeah.
491
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,449
- How you doin'? How's your family?
- Fine.
492
00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:17,701
Would you like the standard bikini wax?
493
00:40:17,826 --> 00:40:22,039
No. I'm goin' to Hawaii with my husband.
Better landscape the whole yard.
494
00:40:27,586 --> 00:40:30,506
So... do you ever miss cutting hair, Jo?
495
00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:35,177
No, not really. I mean, my heart
wasn't into it, like it is with bikini waxing.
496
00:40:35,261 --> 00:40:39,557
I guess you could say that some people
are cutters and some people are yankers.
497
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,725
I was just born to yank.
498
00:40:42,685 --> 00:40:44,395
Gilly?
499
00:40:45,354 --> 00:40:48,274
Mama, how could you not
have told me he was coming?
500
00:40:48,357 --> 00:40:51,277
I'm sorry, baby. I know I should have.
501
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,489
I just kept praying he'd come
to his senses and get over it.
502
00:40:55,614 --> 00:40:57,658
Poor, crazy guy.
503
00:40:57,992 --> 00:41:00,077
Crazy? What do you mean, crazy?
504
00:41:01,787 --> 00:41:03,706
Oh, Jo.
505
00:41:03,789 --> 00:41:06,041
I hate to tell you this.
506
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:10,796
Your brother Gilly now has
an imaginary friend. Leon.
507
00:41:11,714 --> 00:41:15,801
He's been going all over town and
telling everybody he's not your brother,
508
00:41:15,885 --> 00:41:17,928
but this fellow Leon is.
509
00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:21,432
- Poor Gilly.
- Don't you worry about him.
510
00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:25,853
Your mama has enough love and
compassion for that wounded bird.
511
00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:28,772
I guess I should worry
about how to break this to Jack.
512
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,651
You can't tell Jack.
It would break the poor man's heart.
513
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,419
Rich. Hey, Rich, wake up.
514
00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:56,342
Oh. Hi, Jack.
515
00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:58,719
I want you to go on over to the hotel.
516
00:41:58,802 --> 00:42:01,680
Tell Chaney I sent you.
He'll put it on my account.
517
00:42:01,805 --> 00:42:04,725
- I don't wanna take your money.
- I'll tell you somethin'.
518
00:42:04,808 --> 00:42:07,895
I got my business and most
of my money from my father.
519
00:42:07,937 --> 00:42:12,274
- The least I can do is to give something back.
- No, I'll be fine, Jack.
520
00:42:12,358 --> 00:42:17,029
- I just need another ten minutes.
- No, come on. You do as I say, all right?
521
00:42:17,112 --> 00:42:22,243
Go clean yourself up. Come see me in the
morning and we'll talk about gettin' you a job.
522
00:42:22,326 --> 00:42:24,828
- Thanks, Jack.
- Hey, gimme that.
523
00:42:25,704 --> 00:42:32,169
Keep marching. I'll have my brother Jimmy
come back and check on you later, all right?
524
00:42:32,836 --> 00:42:36,048
- Hey, Jack.
- Hey, how you doin', Gina?
525
00:42:36,799 --> 00:42:39,218
I'm great, I'm great.
526
00:42:39,385 --> 00:42:43,889
Look, I was wondering if maybe me and you
could go to the diner, grab some coffee.
527
00:42:43,973 --> 00:42:47,852
- You know, like old times.
- Oh, Gina, I'd love to.
528
00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:49,770
- Yeah?
- But, as you know,
529
00:42:49,854 --> 00:42:54,525
I'm engaged to be married this week.
I'd hate to embarrass my bride-to-be.
530
00:42:55,192 --> 00:43:00,531
Yeah, well, actually your bride-to-be
was gonna be the topic of conversation.
531
00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:09,081
I had this picture on my cell wall.
532
00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:13,043
It was my hope for the future.
533
00:43:14,086 --> 00:43:19,049
See, everybody else had pictures
of their wives and their girlfriends.
534
00:43:20,384 --> 00:43:23,637
This was my reason for gettin' out.
535
00:43:23,721 --> 00:43:26,432
You had a picture of a car on your wall?
536
00:43:28,350 --> 00:43:31,228
Damn, Jimmy! Did you beat off to it?
537
00:43:31,604 --> 00:43:33,898
Hell, no!
538
00:43:34,899 --> 00:43:37,234
I spanked it to that baby right there.
539
00:43:38,068 --> 00:43:42,865
This is the only car in the world
that makes me flex my love muscle.
540
00:43:46,118 --> 00:43:49,955
- Jimmy loves you.
- Jimmy, get off the car.
541
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:52,625
I was just givin' it a full body dust.
542
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:56,503
- Just try not to spooge on it.
- Spooge on it!
543
00:43:57,129 --> 00:43:59,215
Shut up.
544
00:44:00,466 --> 00:44:04,803
Listen, Jimmy. I got a security problem
I want you to deal with.
545
00:44:07,056 --> 00:44:09,892
His name's Gilbert. Jo's brother.
546
00:44:10,142 --> 00:44:13,103
I didn't know Jo had a brother.
547
00:44:13,187 --> 00:44:17,107
Some families have brothers
they don't like to talk about.
548
00:44:18,901 --> 00:44:21,904
Just make sure he disappears, all right?
549
00:44:21,987 --> 00:44:24,573
- Done and done.
- Jimmy...
550
00:44:25,824 --> 00:44:28,786
Feel free to rough him up a little bit.
551
00:44:39,922 --> 00:44:42,049
Excuse me, sir. Hi.
552
00:44:42,132 --> 00:44:45,761
A friend of mine has a salon here in town.
Her name is Jo Wingfield.
553
00:44:45,844 --> 00:44:48,931
- I don't suppose...
- Yeah. She works at Beaver Cuts.
554
00:44:49,014 --> 00:44:53,060
You just take a left on Main, you go
down about three blocks on the right.
555
00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:56,939
In fact, I just went by there on my lunch break
and I saw Jo in the window.
556
00:44:57,022 --> 00:44:59,233
Great. OK, thanks a bunch.
557
00:44:59,316 --> 00:45:02,236
- Sure. Yeah. Say hi to Jo for me.
- I will, for sure.
558
00:45:06,115 --> 00:45:10,202
Hey, buddy. You know where
a fella gets a beer around here?
559
00:45:10,286 --> 00:45:12,913
I'm sorry. I'm not from around here.
I was...
560
00:45:12,997 --> 00:45:15,499
Damn right you ain't from around here!
561
00:45:23,716 --> 00:45:25,801
Come on, Freddy, let's go!
562
00:45:36,187 --> 00:45:38,272
Hey, Jack.
563
00:45:38,731 --> 00:45:42,902
- Somethin' you wanna tell me, Jo?
- Is something bothering you?
564
00:45:44,528 --> 00:45:46,614
I know about...
565
00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:50,492
about you and... your brother.
566
00:45:51,702 --> 00:45:53,621
Oh, God.
567
00:45:53,996 --> 00:45:55,915
Dammit!
568
00:45:56,415 --> 00:45:58,709
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
569
00:46:00,753 --> 00:46:03,464
I'm the one who should be sorry, Jo.
570
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:11,722
You poor thing. It's not your fault.
571
00:46:12,306 --> 00:46:15,893
You had no way of knowing
he was your brother.
572
00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:19,855
It's like a Greek tragedy.
I think about it, it breaks my heart.
573
00:46:21,649 --> 00:46:26,195
And how devastating it must have been
for you. For both of you.
574
00:46:27,196 --> 00:46:29,323
God, that poor guy!
575
00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:32,576
- I'm sorry, Jo.
- Oh, Jack!
576
00:46:35,079 --> 00:46:37,706
Senor! Mister!
577
00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:41,001
Can I have your peanuts, porfavor?
578
00:46:41,085 --> 00:46:43,379
Los cacahuates. Andele.
579
00:46:43,963 --> 00:46:46,715
- Sure.
- Gracias.
580
00:46:46,882 --> 00:46:49,760
Please put your seats
to the upright position
581
00:46:49,885 --> 00:46:53,597
in preparation for our arrival
in Puerto Vallarta.
582
00:47:03,232 --> 00:47:05,276
♪ Louie Louie
583
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,361
♪ Oh, no
584
00:47:07,444 --> 00:47:09,280
♪ We gotta go
585
00:47:09,321 --> 00:47:11,407
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay
586
00:47:13,826 --> 00:47:16,787
I don't get it. Why can't I
stay at Jack's house with you?
587
00:47:16,871 --> 00:47:21,333
You don't get it? What, did your
adoptive mother drop you on your head?
588
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,586
No one can see you till after the wedding.
589
00:47:23,669 --> 00:47:28,799
Until then, your job is to find Gilly Noble
and keep him out of the way.
590
00:47:30,759 --> 00:47:32,261
Bye, Dad.
591
00:47:35,514 --> 00:47:38,225
- Valdine, slow down.
- Shut up, Walter!
592
00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:41,687
- Christ!
- Have fun!
593
00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,357
Jack?
594
00:47:45,441 --> 00:47:48,110
- Look at my hard worker.
- Honey, why are you home?
595
00:47:48,194 --> 00:47:52,781
I closed the shop early so I could
get some of the wedding chores done.
596
00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:56,410
Great. Take that cute little
dress off and come on in.
597
00:47:57,203 --> 00:47:59,288
No, I gotta get some things done.
598
00:47:59,371 --> 00:48:03,834
Tell you what. While you're out there, pick
your mom up somethin' nice for her arrival.
599
00:48:03,918 --> 00:48:05,586
That's sweet, Jack.
600
00:48:05,669 --> 00:48:08,214
Now scoot before I pull
you in here with me.
601
00:48:16,013 --> 00:48:18,098
Take your time, why don't you!
602
00:48:19,391 --> 00:48:21,435
Come here.
603
00:48:23,854 --> 00:48:27,525
Jack! My future son-in-law!
604
00:48:28,359 --> 00:48:33,155
- Look at you.
- Oh, my! It's been a long time.
605
00:48:35,241 --> 00:48:37,993
I'm so excited about the wedding.
606
00:48:42,998 --> 00:48:45,000
- Ouch.
- Sorry.
607
00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:46,794
Watch it, jerk-off!
608
00:48:47,878 --> 00:48:51,340
I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get both of ya.
609
00:48:51,757 --> 00:48:55,010
Sorry, Walter! Oh, man, that musta hurt!
610
00:48:55,177 --> 00:48:56,679
You all right?
611
00:48:56,762 --> 00:48:59,890
I'm gonna kick your ass.
612
00:49:00,516 --> 00:49:03,644
What's that, Walter?
You say you wanna lick my ass?
613
00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:09,191
Everything's cool, Jack.
We got it under control.
614
00:49:09,275 --> 00:49:12,319
Too bad you got that neck brace on.
You could be movin'.
615
00:49:12,403 --> 00:49:14,947
I'm gonna get ya.
616
00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:18,117
Bring him to the guest room, Jimmy.
Right up the stairs.
617
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,293
Gracias.
618
00:50:00,492 --> 00:50:03,078
- Uh, hi.
- What's up, buckaroo?
619
00:50:03,162 --> 00:50:06,790
- I have an appointment with Jo Wingfield.
- Jo's not here.
620
00:50:06,874 --> 00:50:10,502
OK. Do you think that
you could give her a note for me?
621
00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:12,713
- I guess so.
- Good.
622
00:50:16,884 --> 00:50:18,969
Can I borrow a pen?
623
00:50:19,845 --> 00:50:21,931
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
624
00:50:24,016 --> 00:50:26,310
Hey. Hey!
625
00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,770
You!
626
00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:29,855
You are the sick man!
627
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:32,900
- Prevert! Prevert!
- No. Wait a minute. No, I...
628
00:50:32,983 --> 00:50:35,194
I'm going to dial 9-11! 9-11!
629
00:50:35,277 --> 00:50:36,904
I'm calling!
630
00:50:40,658 --> 00:50:42,368
Oh, man.
631
00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:59,760
All units, subject last seen
behind Beaver Cuts.
632
00:51:16,485 --> 00:51:19,029
- You diggin' my system now, ain't ya?
- Hey, Dig.
633
00:51:19,113 --> 00:51:23,075
What? Stand down, Frito Bandito.
Can't you see I'm playin' keno?
634
00:51:23,158 --> 00:51:25,995
- Dig, it's me, Gilly.
- I don't know no goddamn Gilly.
635
00:51:26,078 --> 00:51:27,663
El Paso.
636
00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:32,918
El Paso! Sit on down. You look like
you're all grown up, boy.
637
00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:35,212
This is a disguise, Dig.
638
00:51:35,296 --> 00:51:38,424
Apparently there are people
in this town that don't like me.
639
00:51:40,593 --> 00:51:43,137
I need your help. I gotta find my truck.
640
00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:45,681
Ooh, truck.
641
00:51:45,764 --> 00:51:48,142
- Yeah, trouble.
- What's the problem?
642
00:51:48,267 --> 00:51:53,105
Well, you see, Jack Mitchelson, right?
He had a charity event last night.
643
00:51:53,189 --> 00:51:58,068
A dollar a pop to take a whack at the truck
with a sledgehammer. Shit, a good time.
644
00:51:58,485 --> 00:52:02,823
- People paid to beat the hell outta my truck?
- Set me back ten bucks.
645
00:52:02,907 --> 00:52:06,118
I think I threw out my shoulder
with your quarter panels.
646
00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:08,412
Whacked it once, and again, then it broke.
647
00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:13,209
That son of a bitch! I cannot believe
Jo is gonna marry that Mitchelson creep!
648
00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:15,586
Mitchelson?
649
00:52:15,669 --> 00:52:19,506
- She's marryin' Jack Mitchelson?
- Yes, in two days, Dig.
650
00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:22,343
I gotta find a way to stop it
and I need your help.
651
00:52:22,426 --> 00:52:23,802
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
652
00:52:25,846 --> 00:52:28,224
Slow down, Speedy Gonzales!
653
00:52:28,307 --> 00:52:34,271
You can count Dig outta any plans to jack up
the jig for Jack. He's a good man. Am I right?
654
00:52:34,355 --> 00:52:36,899
- Good friend of mine.
- Yeah, he's the best.
655
00:52:37,608 --> 00:52:39,818
Folks like him round here.
656
00:52:39,902 --> 00:52:44,198
Look. Why don't you just
leave well enough alone, OK?
657
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:47,201
Let her marry Jack.
658
00:52:47,284 --> 00:52:51,121
Bein' with him is like winnin'
the husband Super Lotto.
659
00:52:51,205 --> 00:52:56,210
Listen. If you really love this girl
as much as you say you do,
660
00:52:56,293 --> 00:52:59,588
just tell her goodbye and good luck.
661
00:53:01,298 --> 00:53:03,634
But I don't know if I can live without her.
662
00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:09,557
- Hello?
- Jo!
663
00:53:09,682 --> 00:53:12,685
- Hey, Zahf. How's it goin' at...
- It was the prevert, Jo!
664
00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:14,812
- What?
- He was here, at the shop!
665
00:53:14,895 --> 00:53:17,314
- When?
- He was dressed like cowboy.
666
00:53:17,398 --> 00:53:18,899
Oh, my God.
667
00:53:26,073 --> 00:53:28,325
Damn bees! Ugh!
668
00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:30,536
Shoo.
669
00:53:31,161 --> 00:53:34,665
- Morning, Mama. Morning, Daddy.
- Morning, Jo.
670
00:53:34,748 --> 00:53:38,627
- Where are you headed off to?
- I just got somethin' I have to do.
671
00:53:38,711 --> 00:53:40,796
Wait, wait. I'll go with you.
672
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,884
- No, it's something I have to do on my own.
- I could go with you, keep you company.
673
00:53:44,967 --> 00:53:48,554
- It's just errands. It'll be boring.
- Not to me, sweetheart.
674
00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:50,222
See you later.
675
00:53:52,224 --> 00:53:54,351
Help!
676
00:53:54,476 --> 00:53:56,770
- Walter!
- Bees!
677
00:53:56,854 --> 00:54:00,774
Oh, my God! Stay absolutely still.
678
00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,818
Ouch!
679
00:54:02,943 --> 00:54:05,237
I gotta go get my camera.
680
00:54:05,321 --> 00:54:08,616
God, this is too great for words!
681
00:54:31,722 --> 00:54:35,684
Thanks for pickin' me up.
I've been walkin' for ever.
682
00:54:38,145 --> 00:54:41,690
- Jo!
- Gilly, I've been lookin' all over for you.
683
00:54:41,774 --> 00:54:46,403
Mama told me how you've been tellin'
everyone about your imaginary friend, Leon.
684
00:54:46,487 --> 00:54:49,323
- That's what she said?
- You gotta accept the truth.
685
00:54:49,406 --> 00:54:51,617
We can't be together, ever.
686
00:54:52,034 --> 00:54:54,537
I'm glad that you said that because, um...
687
00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:04,713
If you really love this girl
as much as you say you do,
688
00:55:04,797 --> 00:55:07,800
just tell her goodbye and good luck.
689
00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:12,888
You're right.
690
00:55:14,056 --> 00:55:16,600
Then what are you doin' here in Beaver?
691
00:55:20,145 --> 00:55:22,231
I just wanted to...
692
00:55:25,985 --> 00:55:28,487
I just wanted to say goodbye...
693
00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:34,785
and... good luck.
694
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,176
I want you to have a good life, Jo.
I really do.
695
00:55:54,847 --> 00:55:58,851
And I promise, after today
I'll never bother you again.
696
00:55:58,934 --> 00:56:01,562
Don't make it sound so sad, Gilly.
697
00:56:02,813 --> 00:56:05,024
We'll still see each other at...
698
00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:07,985
family funerals and stuff.
699
00:56:09,653 --> 00:56:11,739
Goodbye, Jo.
700
00:56:13,824 --> 00:56:15,659
I love you.
701
00:56:26,754 --> 00:56:28,839
I love you too.
702
00:57:11,882 --> 00:57:13,926
Hey!
703
00:57:27,314 --> 00:57:30,317
- Dig! What the...
- Settle down, El Paso.
704
00:57:32,361 --> 00:57:34,280
Here you go, Benjy.
705
00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:38,200
Now remember, you promised
not to smoke those till you're 12.
706
00:57:38,284 --> 00:57:40,536
All right. Right on.
707
00:57:41,662 --> 00:57:47,042
- You wanna tell me what's goin' on?
- He's an evil dude. He is one evil dude.
708
00:57:47,126 --> 00:57:48,168
Who is?
709
00:57:48,252 --> 00:57:50,129
- Mitchelson!
- Jack?
710
00:57:50,212 --> 00:57:53,048
He's the snarliest cat
this town has ever seen, baby.
711
00:57:53,173 --> 00:57:55,759
- But you said he...
- That was just show business.
712
00:57:55,885 --> 00:57:58,012
You gotta toe the line for John Q Public.
713
00:57:58,095 --> 00:58:02,141
This town's got elephant ears, baby.
Damn cryin' shame.
714
00:58:02,224 --> 00:58:05,060
You can't trust anybody any more.
715
00:58:05,144 --> 00:58:08,856
Come on, El Paso. Slide over to my place.
716
00:58:13,652 --> 00:58:17,239
El Paso, you got your work
cut out for you, baby.
717
00:58:17,323 --> 00:58:22,912
Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy.
He's what we call a multimillionaire.
718
00:58:22,995 --> 00:58:27,291
And, in my experience, women like dead
presidents more than broke boyfriends.
719
00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:30,669
No romance without finance, daddy.
720
00:58:30,753 --> 00:58:32,880
Hey, Jo's not like that.
721
00:58:32,963 --> 00:58:34,798
Shit.
722
00:58:34,924 --> 00:58:39,094
Love may be blind, but it can
still smell that money, baby.
723
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:44,683
Not to mention... there's
a lotta cash in sellin' grass.
724
00:58:44,767 --> 00:58:47,978
- What does that mean?
- Hey, Sherlock.
725
00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:53,442
Jack Mitchelson is the biggest marijuana
grower in the Pacific Northwest.
726
00:58:53,526 --> 00:58:57,196
You are not seein' the forest
for the weed here, man.
727
00:58:57,321 --> 00:59:00,824
This dude's a pot grower,
a reefer salesman, a doobie doctor.
728
00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:06,205
That's why Jack keeps Beaver squeaky-clean:
to keep Johnny Law from sniffin' around.
729
00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:12,253
- How does he get away with it?
- Half the town's on the payroll.
730
00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:16,173
The rest... scared to death of that wombat.
731
00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:21,345
Man! We've gotta figure out
a way to get Jo outta there.
732
00:59:21,512 --> 00:59:23,889
Amen to that.
733
00:59:23,973 --> 00:59:27,017
What we need, my friend, is a plan.
734
00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:30,938
I'm gonna sit on down here
and study on that for a minute.
735
00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:37,695
- Aw! That's a nice doggy.
- Hell of a watchdog. Nothin' gets by him.
736
00:59:40,614 --> 00:59:42,366
Hello, ladies.
737
00:59:43,826 --> 00:59:45,870
Do you wanna dance?
738
00:59:59,592 --> 01:00:02,928
- Be gentle with him, boys.
- Come on, sweetcheeks.
739
01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:07,433
Wait a minute.
740
01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:12,229
Look, if you're tryin' to scare me,
you've done a terrific job, OK?
741
01:00:12,354 --> 01:00:15,357
Fellas, this is uncalled-for! Come on!
742
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,612
Look, this is unfair.
All's I want is ten minutes with Jo.
743
01:00:19,695 --> 01:00:22,281
Hey, who doesn't?
744
01:00:22,656 --> 01:00:25,784
Come on, Jimmy. Let's get down to business.
745
01:00:31,081 --> 01:00:34,501
That's what you get, you dirty
little pervert! Right on the head!
746
01:00:34,585 --> 01:00:36,837
- How come you hit Streak?
- What?
747
01:00:36,921 --> 01:00:39,924
Maybe you oughta be wearin' your glasses.
748
01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:42,259
Yeah, but they make me look stupid.
749
01:00:44,678 --> 01:00:46,764
Pervert on the run! Go get him, Freddy!
750
01:00:55,731 --> 01:00:57,816
Keep away from me!
751
01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:03,739
You can't stop me from seein' Jo.
752
01:01:05,616 --> 01:01:08,452
I'm gonna marry her, you'll see!
753
01:01:08,536 --> 01:01:11,080
You're sick, man!
754
01:01:11,622 --> 01:01:15,084
- He wants to marry his sister.
- He'd better not come back!
755
01:01:15,167 --> 01:01:20,089
Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree,
fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off!
756
01:01:20,172 --> 01:01:23,884
Show you what we really do
to perverts around here!
757
01:01:25,886 --> 01:01:28,806
- You sicko!
- Keep runnin', boy!
758
01:01:33,769 --> 01:01:35,813
Oh, man!
759
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:41,986
Hey, Dig!
760
01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:44,989
- Hey, Dig!
- El Paso! Up here!
761
01:01:45,197 --> 01:01:49,368
- Dig, what are you doin' up there?
- What do you mean, what am I doin' up here?
762
01:01:49,451 --> 01:01:53,080
You ever try jumpin' off a roof
with no legs? It stings!
763
01:01:54,540 --> 01:02:00,170
- What do you wanna do about this?
- Don't worry. I got a leg for all seasons.
764
01:02:01,171 --> 01:02:03,632
"Jo. I'm not...
765
01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,136
your brother".
766
01:02:09,388 --> 01:02:11,849
"Marry me".
767
01:02:12,850 --> 01:02:15,186
Dig, this is great. Thank you so much.
768
01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:18,314
Finally I'm gonna be able
to set the record straight.
769
01:02:18,397 --> 01:02:23,027
- You sure there are two r's in "marry"?
- Yeah, there's definitely two r's.
770
01:02:23,152 --> 01:02:25,237
Good enough.
771
01:02:26,906 --> 01:02:30,075
Listen, Dig. Are you sure
you can fly with that thing?
772
01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:34,747
I'm Dig McCaffrey, boy!
I could fly a can of Spam like this!
773
01:02:34,872 --> 01:02:38,042
- How'd you lose those legs, anyway?
- Plane crash.
774
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:41,045
Come on, let's light this firecracker.
775
01:02:50,971 --> 01:02:53,098
- We're all set. You ready?
- All right.
776
01:03:04,777 --> 01:03:06,028
Let's go, Dig.
777
01:03:20,543 --> 01:03:24,296
They can hug all the trees they want.
It's the government I worry about.
778
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:26,882
Soon it won't let us
wipe our ass without a permit.
779
01:03:26,966 --> 01:03:30,177
Barkeep! Less talk and more vodka.
780
01:03:30,261 --> 01:03:32,346
Yes, ma'am.
781
01:03:33,639 --> 01:03:35,683
Gina?
782
01:03:36,308 --> 01:03:40,062
- Get you a drink while I'm at it?
- Yeah, I'll have a nice, stiff one.
783
01:03:44,441 --> 01:03:47,027
Jack, Jack, Jack.
784
01:03:47,111 --> 01:03:50,739
You are in such good shape.
How do you stay so fit?
785
01:03:53,117 --> 01:03:58,038
El Paso, I got somethin' here
that's gonna get their attention.
786
01:04:06,171 --> 01:04:09,550
That's my man Wagner! That's good, huh?
787
01:04:11,802 --> 01:04:15,431
We'll come in low out of the afternoon sun.
788
01:04:31,572 --> 01:04:34,950
- Check it out, El Paso.
- Hi, Jo!
789
01:04:35,034 --> 01:04:37,077
Check out my banner!
790
01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:42,541
I love you! I've missed you!
791
01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:45,252
- I'm the one, Jo!
- Oh, my God.
792
01:04:46,378 --> 01:04:48,464
The banner! It says it all!
793
01:04:49,673 --> 01:04:53,427
That Jack's no good for you,
Jo! I'm the one!
794
01:04:53,511 --> 01:04:56,096
Jo! I love you!
795
01:04:56,222 --> 01:04:58,265
He really is crazy.
796
01:05:05,022 --> 01:05:09,235
I knew that boy was trouble
the minute I laid eyes on him.
797
01:05:12,071 --> 01:05:17,076
Bill, we've got a code nine in progress.
Mobilise all units.
798
01:05:22,206 --> 01:05:25,584
- We done pretty good, huh, Gilly?
- Oh, yeah, Dig.
799
01:05:35,094 --> 01:05:38,764
Holy shit! It's Beaver Five-O!
800
01:05:41,308 --> 01:05:45,479
- What's goin' on, Dig?
- What's goin' on? Start eatin'!
801
01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:56,240
Gilbert Noble, please step out of the
airplane with your hands behind your head.
802
01:05:58,617 --> 01:06:01,537
Well, ship my ass to big red China!
803
01:06:02,872 --> 01:06:05,040
They want the white boy.
804
01:06:05,124 --> 01:06:07,918
What do they want with me?
I didn't do anything.
805
01:06:08,002 --> 01:06:11,130
I don't know. See you, stranger.
806
01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:15,301
All right, get your hands up!
807
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:19,388
- What's goin' on here?
- OK, boys, grab him!
808
01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:22,433
Hey, take it easy!
809
01:06:23,142 --> 01:06:25,311
What's goin' on?
810
01:06:25,394 --> 01:06:28,856
- This isn't fair!
- Neither is stalkin' your sister, son.
811
01:06:29,565 --> 01:06:34,778
All right, Bill. Straight to the nuthouse. Jack
Mitchelson has offered to pay for his therapy.
812
01:06:38,032 --> 01:06:40,242
Good morning, gentlemen.
813
01:06:40,326 --> 01:06:45,497
Today we're discussing why it is wrong
to have sex with someone related to you.
814
01:06:45,581 --> 01:06:48,542
My wife was related to me.
I had sex with her.
815
01:06:48,626 --> 01:06:50,836
That's not the same thing, Mr Murphy.
816
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,048
Once a week we'd have sex, until she died.
817
01:06:55,049 --> 01:06:57,676
Then it was three or four times a week.
818
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,971
We're quite familiar
with your case, Mr Murphy.
819
01:07:01,055 --> 01:07:05,976
- Can we have pancakes tomorrow?
- We had pancakes yesterday, Mr Campisi.
820
01:07:07,353 --> 01:07:10,606
Today I would like to talk
about how Mr Noble can overcome
821
01:07:10,731 --> 01:07:13,692
his unnatural compulsions
toward his sister.
822
01:07:14,693 --> 01:07:17,029
He could kill her.
823
01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,948
Mr Chin...
824
01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,536
Can we have pancakes tomorrow?
825
01:07:56,735 --> 01:07:59,530
Hi. I know you.
826
01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:03,075
From before. You hit me with a lead pipe.
827
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:05,536
I didn't hit you.
828
01:08:06,871 --> 01:08:09,832
- You callin' Jimmy a liar?
- Uh, yeah.
829
01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:14,837
- I don't want any trouble now, OK?
- Hey.
830
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,048
You got any naked pictures of your sister?
831
01:08:18,132 --> 01:08:20,426
Of course not.
832
01:08:20,509 --> 01:08:22,595
Wanna buy some?
833
01:08:24,138 --> 01:08:26,390
Ten bucks apiece.
834
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,768
- Where'd you get these?
- Jimmy brung them to me.
835
01:08:29,894 --> 01:08:32,229
You know, to keep me company.
836
01:08:32,313 --> 01:08:34,398
Not bad, huh?
837
01:08:38,903 --> 01:08:41,238
He also brung me these 'ums.
838
01:08:42,198 --> 01:08:44,283
Jo's panties. Used, too.
839
01:08:44,783 --> 01:08:46,660
- Gimme those!
- Ten bucks apiece.
840
01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:50,456
No way! These don't belong to you!
That's my future wife!
841
01:08:50,539 --> 01:08:53,626
You owe me a lotta money for them nakeds.
842
01:08:54,210 --> 01:08:58,547
All right, here's ten dollars.
That's all I have. Now leave me alone.
843
01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:07,389
Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
844
01:09:45,135 --> 01:09:46,929
Gilly!
845
01:09:47,012 --> 01:09:49,265
Gilly!
846
01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:51,308
Oh. Is that you?
847
01:09:55,104 --> 01:09:57,857
Don't worry, buddy. The cavalry's here.
848
01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:07,825
Come on. It's time for you
to make your break.
849
01:10:07,908 --> 01:10:09,869
There we go.
850
01:10:09,994 --> 01:10:12,121
Dig, what are you doin' here?
851
01:10:12,204 --> 01:10:16,041
I told ya, a Cherokee
always repays his debt.
852
01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:20,546
- I thought you were one-eighth Chippewa.
- Right, and one-eighth Cherokee.
853
01:10:20,629 --> 01:10:22,631
Dig's a complex cat, baby.
854
01:10:22,715 --> 01:10:25,259
Hey, are you the pancake guy?
855
01:10:26,051 --> 01:10:28,637
- What's he doin' here?
- I went to the wrong room.
856
01:10:28,721 --> 01:10:31,432
Come on, let's get you outta here.
857
01:10:36,061 --> 01:10:38,981
How does it feel to be off the rock, baby?
858
01:10:39,064 --> 01:10:42,610
You are out! You are free!
859
01:10:43,736 --> 01:10:46,697
Feels great, Dig! Thanks a lot!
860
01:10:47,489 --> 01:10:50,326
Listen. I woulda sprung ya sooner,
861
01:10:50,409 --> 01:10:55,581
but after I ate all that weed, it took me
two days just to pass the stems!
862
01:11:01,045 --> 01:11:03,214
Leon?
863
01:11:03,297 --> 01:11:05,883
Holy shit! Dig, follow that car!
864
01:11:08,177 --> 01:11:10,763
There he is. Pull over. Pull over!
865
01:11:12,806 --> 01:11:15,351
Ah, yes. The Eager Beaver.
866
01:11:15,434 --> 01:11:20,981
They used to shoot porno pictures there.
Did a screen test once. Never heard anything.
867
01:11:21,106 --> 01:11:25,236
That is Leon. That's him, Dig.
That's Jo's real brother.
868
01:11:25,611 --> 01:11:30,658
He's my proof. Now all's I gotta do
is get her down here and show her.
869
01:11:30,741 --> 01:11:33,452
Well, hell's bells. You better scoot.
870
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:38,290
Accordin' to the paper,
that wedding's in less than three hours.
871
01:11:38,415 --> 01:11:41,502
- Here, take my pony.
- No, Dig. I couldn't do that.
872
01:11:41,627 --> 01:11:46,590
Take it. Possessions mean nothin'
to the Navajo. You go and get your woman.
873
01:11:46,715 --> 01:11:49,301
I'll make sure whiffle balls
stays where he is.
874
01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:52,972
And you get your ass off there, Campisi.
Quickly! Today, son!
875
01:11:53,472 --> 01:11:56,934
OK, Dig, thanks a lot.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
876
01:11:57,017 --> 01:11:58,978
Good journey.
877
01:12:02,857 --> 01:12:05,776
All right, Campisi. We got an assignment.
878
01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:13,033
God, what the hell is this?
879
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,711
All right. Come on. Move along.
880
01:12:24,587 --> 01:12:26,964
Move 'em out, little dogies. Let's go!
881
01:12:28,632 --> 01:12:30,593
Come on! Get outta the way!
882
01:12:36,182 --> 01:12:38,684
All right, now that's it!
883
01:12:39,351 --> 01:12:41,437
I'm tired of bein' nice.
884
01:12:42,646 --> 01:12:44,690
Now get off the road!
885
01:12:45,274 --> 01:12:47,818
Get your smelly ass off the road!
886
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,446
I said get your butt...
887
01:12:56,827 --> 01:12:58,871
Come on!
888
01:13:00,289 --> 01:13:03,334
OK, come on, just relax.
889
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,336
Hold on.
890
01:13:12,676 --> 01:13:16,597
- Just where you think you goin', Leon?
- Who the hell are you?
891
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,892
I'm your warden till my
friend Gilly gets back.
892
01:13:19,975 --> 01:13:22,728
- Gilly?
- That's right. I said it.
893
01:13:23,187 --> 01:13:25,481
Don't you... I'm warnin' ya.
894
01:13:32,279 --> 01:13:33,906
Son of a bitch!
895
01:13:34,782 --> 01:13:36,867
Get away from...
896
01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,454
Goddammit!
897
01:13:40,538 --> 01:13:43,165
Those are my legs! Thief!
898
01:13:45,918 --> 01:13:48,170
Looky there! Cowpuncher!
899
01:13:50,089 --> 01:13:53,300
Check the prostate while you're there!
900
01:13:55,678 --> 01:13:58,013
Hey, you're turnin' the herd on!
901
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,644
What happened? Your sister turn you down?
902
01:14:03,727 --> 01:14:05,521
What? No!
903
01:14:05,604 --> 01:14:08,148
That cow forgot to wipe its ass!
904
01:14:08,274 --> 01:14:11,402
Come on. Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
905
01:14:11,485 --> 01:14:14,947
Hey, pervert!
Why don't you buy her dinner first?
906
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:18,409
That's pretty funny.
Why don't you get on with your life?
907
01:14:18,492 --> 01:14:21,787
- It's a puppet show!
- Grab her tits!
908
01:14:21,871 --> 01:14:24,164
Gilly, what are you doing?
909
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,752
Nothin'. What are you doin'?
910
01:14:30,546 --> 01:14:33,632
- I thought you were gettin' married.
- I am, in an hour.
911
01:14:33,716 --> 01:14:36,427
Zahf was just doing my make-up.
912
01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:40,514
You're supposed to be
at the hospital, getting better.
913
01:14:40,598 --> 01:14:43,475
Jo, listen. I got great news.
914
01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:46,854
I... I found Leon.
915
01:14:47,396 --> 01:14:50,191
I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights.
916
01:14:50,274 --> 01:14:54,612
That's great, Gilly. Why don't you
pull your arm out of Leon's butt
917
01:14:54,695 --> 01:14:57,573
and we'll take a drive to the hospital?
918
01:14:57,656 --> 01:15:01,535
No, Jo, this isn't Leon.
This is just some cow that...
919
01:15:01,619 --> 01:15:06,081
I got my hand... stuck in.
920
01:15:09,418 --> 01:15:13,422
Jo, Leon's at the Eager Beaver.
If you come with me, I will prove it to you.
921
01:15:13,506 --> 01:15:17,426
Gilly, stop it, please! You can't
do this any more. You have issues.
922
01:15:17,551 --> 01:15:19,595
- But, Jo...
- Gilly...
923
01:15:20,763 --> 01:15:24,308
Remember when you first took me
up to the roof of the animal shelter?
924
01:15:24,391 --> 01:15:28,479
And you told me how important it was
for you to have a family?
925
01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:31,398
- Of course.
- Well, it's important to me too.
926
01:15:31,482 --> 01:15:35,861
And that's why Jack and I have decided
to have a family of our own.
927
01:15:36,403 --> 01:15:40,908
- Yeah. But, Jo, listen.
- Gilly, leave me to have my family.
928
01:15:43,536 --> 01:15:46,330
Are those my missing underwear?
929
01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:50,125
Jo, I can explain these.
930
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:57,007
I didn't steal them. I bought 'em off the same
scumbag who sold me naked pictures of you.
931
01:15:58,634 --> 01:15:59,677
Oh, Jo...
932
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:05,182
In my country, for violating a sacred beast,
you get beaten to death with bamboo sticks!
933
01:16:06,851 --> 01:16:10,729
You are so sick mentally! Prevert!
934
01:16:11,522 --> 01:16:14,692
Oh, my God. The ring!
935
01:16:35,171 --> 01:16:38,424
Man! That was one evil trip.
936
01:16:50,227 --> 01:16:54,315
Well, this is it, Daddy.
The day every girl dreams about.
937
01:16:55,357 --> 01:16:57,109
You'll like living up here.
938
01:16:57,193 --> 01:17:02,281
You'll have the best medical care
and Mama won't have to work so hard.
939
01:17:02,448 --> 01:17:06,535
Is this what you want?
940
01:17:07,286 --> 01:17:09,330
What do you mean?
941
01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:14,084
I mean...
942
01:17:15,211 --> 01:17:17,087
are you happy?
943
01:17:20,090 --> 01:17:24,720
Why wouldn't I be happy? I mean,
this is a great thing, for all of us.
944
01:17:25,346 --> 01:17:27,473
Show time, Mr Wingfield.
945
01:17:47,451 --> 01:17:50,704
- Hey, pervert.
- Hey, Streak.
946
01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:56,210
- What are you doin'?
- Ain't no mental home that'll hold Streak.
947
01:17:56,293 --> 01:17:59,505
- Wait a minute. That's my truck.
- Get your hands up!
948
01:17:59,588 --> 01:18:02,424
Was your truck. Mine now.
949
01:18:02,508 --> 01:18:04,885
Oh. It looks really nice.
950
01:18:05,928 --> 01:18:07,930
She's my home now.
951
01:18:08,013 --> 01:18:11,225
So technically
you're standin' on my front lawn.
952
01:18:11,308 --> 01:18:14,603
Back your ass up off my property
and into them woods.
953
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,356
OK, Streak. Just take it easy.
954
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:20,943
You shouldn't have cheated me
on those panties. Gimme back my stuff!
955
01:18:21,026 --> 01:18:23,779
OK. Just relax. Everything's all right.
956
01:18:24,363 --> 01:18:27,992
The pictures and the underwear
and everything. See?
957
01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:30,160
- I'll take that too.
- That's my ring!
958
01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:35,499
It's my ring now, pretty boy. Why don't you
turn around? We're gonna take a nature walk.
959
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:39,628
Streak, come on now.
I gave you everything you wanted.
960
01:18:48,345 --> 01:18:54,185
And do you, Josephine Wingfield, take this
man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
961
01:18:59,231 --> 01:19:00,691
I do.
962
01:19:00,774 --> 01:19:06,155
And do you, Jack Mitchelson, take this
woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
963
01:19:06,238 --> 01:19:08,157
I do.
964
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,534
If anyone amongst you can show just cause
965
01:19:10,618 --> 01:19:14,079
why these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony,
966
01:19:14,163 --> 01:19:17,458
speak now or forever hold your peace.
967
01:19:19,084 --> 01:19:22,796
- So, with the power vested in me...
- Stop.
968
01:19:24,298 --> 01:19:29,345
Sorry. It's the machine.
It malfunctions when the battery's low.
969
01:19:29,428 --> 01:19:31,305
Just go right ahead.
970
01:19:32,223 --> 01:19:35,684
She's... in love with...
971
01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:38,854
Here we go. Problem solved.
972
01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:43,359
There. Just go on.
I now pronounce you blah-blah-blah.
973
01:19:43,442 --> 01:19:45,694
Very well.
974
01:19:45,778 --> 01:19:49,281
I now pronounce you man and wife.
975
01:19:50,407 --> 01:19:52,535
You may kiss the bride.
976
01:20:11,512 --> 01:20:14,765
Well, what do we got here? Gilly Noble.
977
01:20:17,268 --> 01:20:19,728
Look at you tasty beauty, you.
978
01:20:21,397 --> 01:20:25,359
You ain't gonna mess up
my sister's wedding, you pervert!
979
01:20:35,035 --> 01:20:37,162
Here's my wedding present, Mama!
980
01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:58,642
- Is Daddy all right?
- Yes. It's just all the excitement.
981
01:20:58,767 --> 01:21:01,145
He'd love to join you,
but he's not up to it.
982
01:21:09,737 --> 01:21:11,906
One, two,
983
01:21:12,865 --> 01:21:14,950
three...
984
01:21:16,577 --> 01:21:19,914
I'd like to propose a toast.
985
01:21:19,997 --> 01:21:24,710
A toast to my baby girl, to little Jo,
986
01:21:24,793 --> 01:21:29,548
who has finally found the man of her dreams,
a man that is not only the...
987
01:21:33,928 --> 01:21:36,013
Cops?
988
01:21:36,096 --> 01:21:38,140
See ya!
989
01:21:50,986 --> 01:21:53,072
What's goin' on?
990
01:21:53,155 --> 01:21:55,241
Sorry to bother you, Jack.
991
01:21:56,742 --> 01:22:01,497
Mrs Mitchelson, I'm afraid
we have some... bad news.
992
01:22:02,665 --> 01:22:06,335
Your brother - Gilly.
There's been an accident.
993
01:22:06,418 --> 01:22:08,754
His truck... blew up.
994
01:22:10,422 --> 01:22:12,842
Body was burned
beyond recognition, ma'am.
995
01:22:12,967 --> 01:22:18,055
By the time we got to the scene, coyotes
had torn off some of the major body parts.
996
01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:20,516
- They even ate his...
- Gina!
997
01:22:20,599 --> 01:22:24,645
I think that's enough description
of the deceased for right now.
998
01:22:24,728 --> 01:22:27,189
- Okey-dokey.
- Are you sure?
999
01:22:27,815 --> 01:22:29,900
Are you sure that it was Gilly?
1000
01:22:31,861 --> 01:22:36,866
We found this ring on his finger bone,
with your names inscribed on it.
1001
01:22:36,949 --> 01:22:41,036
I scooped up what I could. Ashes, mostly.
1002
01:22:42,079 --> 01:22:44,164
Put 'em in my Thermos.
1003
01:22:44,248 --> 01:22:48,002
Thought you might like to
keep 'em for a remembrance.
1004
01:22:50,462 --> 01:22:53,257
He killed himself. I know it!
1005
01:22:54,258 --> 01:22:58,012
- It's all my fault.
- No, that is not true, ma'am.
1006
01:22:58,095 --> 01:23:02,600
Your brother is in that Thermos on account
of a fella I have in custody here.
1007
01:23:02,683 --> 01:23:04,935
All right, boys. Bring him out.
1008
01:23:06,687 --> 01:23:08,606
Leon?
1009
01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:11,108
- Did you say "Leon"?
- Mama!
1010
01:23:11,233 --> 01:23:13,986
I was just followin' him!
It was an accident!
1011
01:23:14,069 --> 01:23:17,156
I didn't mean to bump his car,
and then it exploded.
1012
01:23:17,656 --> 01:23:20,075
He's your brother, Jo.
1013
01:23:20,159 --> 01:23:22,536
- Walter!
- Your real brother.
1014
01:23:23,162 --> 01:23:26,081
- Daddy?
- We hid the truth from you
1015
01:23:26,165 --> 01:23:30,377
because Valdine wanted
a crack at Jack's money
1016
01:23:31,128 --> 01:23:33,339
and, Lord help me, so did I.
1017
01:23:33,422 --> 01:23:39,178
So are you sayin' that Gilly was never
my brother? How could you do that to me?
1018
01:23:39,261 --> 01:23:41,847
We did it for your own good.
He was a dog-catcher.
1019
01:23:41,931 --> 01:23:44,850
You're crazy! You're just crazy, OK?
1020
01:23:45,726 --> 01:23:47,978
- I'm sorry, Jack.
- No.
1021
01:23:48,062 --> 01:23:53,192
- I'm just very confused right now.
- No, don't apologise to him.
1022
01:23:53,275 --> 01:23:56,111
- He set the whole thing up.
- That's a lie!
1023
01:23:56,570 --> 01:24:00,950
Ask him if the name
Vic Vetter rings a bell.
1024
01:24:01,992 --> 01:24:06,914
- Shut up, Walter.
- Jack sent Vic false information about Gilly.
1025
01:24:07,456 --> 01:24:10,668
You tell her, Valdine.
You tell her the truth.
1026
01:24:10,751 --> 01:24:12,378
What are you talkin' about?
1027
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,673
You're sick! You're fucking sick!
1028
01:24:17,258 --> 01:24:21,595
I hope you all make one big happy family.
Just don't include me.
1029
01:24:22,137 --> 01:24:26,308
- Walter, you goddamn idiot! Look at you!
- She deserves a better life.
1030
01:24:26,392 --> 01:24:30,062
- How dare you ruin my wedding?
- Blow me.
1031
01:24:30,145 --> 01:24:32,773
You did this! I'm gonna kill you!
1032
01:24:36,151 --> 01:24:39,363
Son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
1033
01:24:40,030 --> 01:24:42,074
Mama! Mom!
1034
01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:53,252
- Ma'am!
- Mama?
1035
01:24:53,335 --> 01:24:55,921
Gina, better call them ambulance boys.
1036
01:24:56,005 --> 01:24:59,717
We got a 911 over at the Mitchelson estate.
We need an ambulance ASAP.
1037
01:24:59,842 --> 01:25:04,180
It looks like a possible coronary,
or some sort of jiggling...
1038
01:25:46,138 --> 01:25:48,682
Holy shit!
1039
01:25:50,017 --> 01:25:53,187
- It's the ghost of El Paso past!
- Hi, Dig.
1040
01:25:53,729 --> 01:25:56,941
"Hi, Dig" shit! I thought you was barbecue!
1041
01:25:58,526 --> 01:26:03,572
- So everybody thinks I'm dead.
- I thought you were, myself. Campisi too.
1042
01:26:03,656 --> 01:26:09,495
I guess it's probably all for the better.
Now Jo can really get on with her life here.
1043
01:26:11,622 --> 01:26:14,166
I've no idea how I'm gonna get home.
1044
01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:16,794
Dig McCaffrey, at your service.
1045
01:26:20,381 --> 01:26:24,134
"I'll fly up your ass if the money's right".
I can't believe you put it on.
1046
01:26:24,218 --> 01:26:26,303
That's good, huh?
1047
01:26:27,972 --> 01:26:30,349
- Are you serious?
- It's the least I can do
1048
01:26:30,474 --> 01:26:33,602
after whalin' on your truck
with a sledgehammer.
1049
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,147
Oh, shit. Come on, El Paso.
1050
01:26:38,190 --> 01:26:42,152
The bird's out front and all gassed up.
What you gonna do?
1051
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,783
- Let's light that firecracker.
- You bet your ass.
1052
01:27:36,749 --> 01:27:38,792
O noble creature
1053
01:27:40,294 --> 01:27:42,379
The time has come
1054
01:27:43,589 --> 01:27:46,050
For the two of us to part
1055
01:27:49,011 --> 01:27:51,764
And for you to go to a better place
1056
01:27:52,848 --> 01:27:55,100
A place deep inside my heart
1057
01:27:59,188 --> 01:28:05,069
- Gilly, deep down, I always did believe you.
- I know that, Larry, and I do appreciate it.
1058
01:28:05,194 --> 01:28:07,947
If you don't mind,
I'll sneak you in the back door.
1059
01:28:08,030 --> 01:28:10,115
Jo? Hey, is that Jo?
1060
01:28:11,575 --> 01:28:13,661
Oh, my God! Jo!
1061
01:28:15,079 --> 01:28:16,956
Jo!
1062
01:28:22,962 --> 01:28:25,756
And fetch the stick that's thrown by God
1063
01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:29,760
No!
1064
01:28:41,063 --> 01:28:42,731
Gilly?
1065
01:28:43,399 --> 01:28:45,276
Jo!
1066
01:28:45,401 --> 01:28:47,486
Oh, my God.
1067
01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,463
Jo, I thought you killed yourself.
1068
01:29:06,547 --> 01:29:10,009
I was just givin' you the one-gun salute.
1069
01:29:10,092 --> 01:29:12,303
I can't believe you're alive!
1070
01:29:38,871 --> 01:29:43,834
Now, Valdine, don't be so sad. You're not
losin' a daughter here. You're gainin' a son.
1071
01:29:43,959 --> 01:29:48,005
Blow it out your ass, Walter.
1072
01:29:48,130 --> 01:29:50,424
Hey, Gilly. Hey, Jo.
1073
01:29:50,508 --> 01:29:54,261
First of all, congratulations
on your nuptials.
1074
01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:58,599
- I wanna wish you much happiness.
- Thanks, Vic, but we got guests.
1075
01:29:58,682 --> 01:30:02,269
I know you got guests,
but I got some good news.
1076
01:30:02,394 --> 01:30:06,524
I found your mother.
Your real mother this time.
1077
01:30:06,607 --> 01:30:11,445
Free of charge. I got signatures,
I got documents, DNA evidence.
1078
01:30:11,529 --> 01:30:14,281
- I don't know, Vic.
- Listen to me, Gilly.
1079
01:30:14,365 --> 01:30:18,494
She flew all the way
from California to meet you.
1080
01:30:26,168 --> 01:30:28,587
My baby!
1081
01:30:28,671 --> 01:30:31,215
My precious gift from God!
1082
01:30:35,845 --> 01:30:38,305
Suzanne Somers is my mother?
1083
01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:43,811
Gilly, didn't you used to...
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