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JAKE: You want some more eggs, beemo?

Yes, please. JAKE: How about you, finny?

Need a refill? FINN: I'm pretty full, man,

but let me see if I can... Rearrange.

Nope. Can't do it. JAKE: I don't know if

stomachs work like that, dude. FINN: Sometimes it helps.

JAKE: Can't argue with that. Eee, eee! Ahh.

FINN: Ahh. Ahh.

[CELLPHONE RINGS] JAKE: Ohh.

Hello. Lady, it's gonna be fine.

Mm-hmm. All right, I love you, too.

Bye. FINN: Lady rainicorn again?

JAKE: Yeah, man. She's worried about introducing

me to her parents at lunch today.

She thinks they're gonna "freak out."

FINN: Um...Maybe give her parents some treasure?

JAKE: No way! That's our treasure!

Wait. I've got it, dude! I'll invite them over early,

"smoove" them over using my personality, and we'll all be

best friends before lady gets here so she doesn't have to feel

nervous. It's perfect.

I'll just send them a quick prism-gram.

Mm-hmm.

FINN: What's it say? JAKE: Hold on.

Still converting the light waves into brain waves.

Aaaah. They're into it, dude!

FINN: Sweet! Let's go powder our noses!

Why's lady so nervous, anyway? JAKE: Well, she didn't really

say, but it might have something to do with the rainicorn/dog

wars. FINN: There were wars between

rainicorns and dogs? JAKE: Horrifying wars.

For thousands of years, rainicorns battled dogs over

territory in the crystal dimension.

But lady and I are cool. FINN: Dude!

Her parents are probably all full of dog hatred from the war

times! They're gonna see you're a dog

and forbid lady from ever hanging out with you again!

JAKE: [VOICE BREAKING] Nah. That could never happen.

FINN: You didn't think this through enough.

It could happen! JAKE: Waaah!

I'm a moron! FINN: Don't worry.

I've got a plan that's gonna solve this biz.

Homeys help homeys. Always. JAKE: I'm ready to hear your

plan, homey. FINN: [WHISPERING]

JAKE: Ketchup! FINN: Mustard!

BOTH: Red and yellow! JAKE: ♪ lady's parents ♪

♪ I say hello ♪ ♪ I'm the fellow for your

daughter ♪ ♪ please forget the wartime

slaughter ♪ ♪ home improvement ♪

♪ decorations ♪ ♪ help me impress her

relations ♪ FINN: ♪ sugar bears

and rainbow jelly ♪ JAKE: ♪ spread those colors

on my belly ♪ FINN: ♪ on the floor

and up the log ♪ JAKE: ♪ please don't notice

I'm a dog ♪ FINN: Ha ha! Yeah!

This plan is perfect. JAKE: You know, I thought

painting ourselves rainbow color using condiments and stuff from

the fridge so we could pretend to be rainicorns was a good idea

when you pitched it to me five minutes ago, but now I'm not so

sure, man. FINN: Come on.

Trust me, homey! JAKE: No, no, no.

New plan. First, we're gonna clean this

place up, and then -- [DOORBELL BUZZING]

[GASPS] Jake?

JAKE: Aah! Let's hide and burn the house

down! [BUZZING CONTINUES]

Hello? JAKE: Annyong.

Haseyo. Jake, is that you?

JAKE: Uh-huh. Are you going to let us in?

JAKE: Yeah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

JAKE: Aah! I can explain!

I can explain! Ohh!

He's so handsome! Oh, Bob!

Our daughter's finally found a handsome rainicorn to love.

JAKE: You think I'm a rainicorn?

I think we could spot a member of our own species, Jake.

We're not blind. Well, we are a little blind.

Yes, I guess we are a little blind.

JAKE: Uh...Well, hey, come on in!

It's awesome to finally meet you both.

Your house is very colorful. FINN: Ha!

The plan is working, homey. Jake, what is that thing

that's talking? JAKE: Uh...That's, um...

FINN: I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.

Everyone do the traditional rainicorn rain dance.

♪ Heyumbawey ♪ ♪ hoo hum boo goo ♪

Jake, please ask your goblin Butler to stop insulting my

heritage. JAKE: Uh...Yes!

Get out of here, goblin! Go fetch us some rainicorn

snacks! FINN: But --

JAKE: Come on, homey. Help me.

FINN: Ha! You got it, homey.

JAKE: Uh, please, c-come upstairs.

My goblin will bring us snacks in a moment.

Thank you, Jake. I'm glad the wife and I made the

trip from the crystal dimension. Yes, we're eager to know more

about the studly young rainicorn that's dating our daughter.

Ethel. JAKE: Well, ask me whatever

you like, Ethel, Bob. I am a little curious about

your goblin. He looks a little odd.

JAKE: Well, he's actually a human.

Oh, Bob! Our future son-in-law must be

filthy rich to afford a human Butler!

Shh. Thank you, Jake, for being

interested in our daughter. JAKE: Uh...No problem, Bob.

Oh! Oh! Let's play some traditional

rainicorn games! Jake, do you know

kabaladapawumba-pbht! JAKE: Uh...

S-say it again? Kabaladapawumba-pbht!

JAKE: Oh! [LAUGHING]

Kabladapuwama-pbht! I thought you said

kobloderagut-pbht! [CHUCKLES]

But, aw, man, I love getting down and dirty with some

klabladapuwama-pbht! Ha!

You all should go first, though. Mm. Bold move letting your

opponent move first, Jake. I respect that.

Very well. Kabaladapawumba-pbht!

Oh, Bob! Ha ha!

Your turn, Jake! JAKE: I --

FINN: Snacks! Get your snacks!

JAKE: Finn! Dude, I have to show lady's

parents that I have rainbow powers!

I need homey help. FINN: Hmm.

I got a plan, broham. Just stretch your horn at me,

and I'll take care of the rest. JAKE: You're the best, homey.

FINN: Homeys help homeys. JAKE: Ha ha!

FINN: [INHALES DEEPLY] JAKE: Kabladapuwama-pbht!

FINN: [GASPS] Very unusual color palette,

Jake. Yes. Subtle.

JAKE: Whoo! Oh, yeah! FINN: [BREATHING HEAVILY]

JAKE: Finn? How about we play some more

traditional rainicorn games, my boy?

JAKE: I, uh... Oh, um...

Let's do it! BOTH: Let the games begin!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

JAKE: I'm sorry!

[BOTH LAUGH]

Yo, my bad! I'll get him!

[PANTING] Ooh.

Hey, man. How's it going?

FINN: It's going crud cow! JAKE: I know, I know.

I'm sorry. But they really like me.

Your plan is working perfectly! FINN: Being poked in the buns

and laughed at was not in my plan!

Not in the plan! JAKE: Look, Finn, you know I

got your back "forevah," but right now, you're the only one

who can help me. Come on, homey.

Homeys help homeys. [BOTH LAUGH]

Hey, guys! You ready to get this game going

again? Oh, no.

We're pooped. Yeah, we're about ready to

break out our picnic basket and dig in.

JAKE: Whoa, no. You're my guests.

Let me take care of you. Homey, help me cook something,

please. FINN: Okay.

JAKE: Thanks, Finn. Okay. Don't worry about a thing.

Finn'll make a great lunch. He's a little raw, but he's got

great taste. What?

Wow! So wealthy and so generous!

Oh, I was hoping, but I was afraid to ask.

Whoa. I can't wait.

Oh, I can't wait. FINN: What?

Whoa! Aah!

Jake! I think they want to eat me!

Of course we do! Jake said you'd make a great

lunch. FINN: Jake, come on!

JAKE: Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

FINN: Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!

Don't you touch him! JAKE: Wait! Come on!

Stop it, guys! Come on, y'all!

I said stop! Raaaaaah!

Now, that's enough! Nobody's eating Finn!

He's not my Butler, and he's not food!

Finn is my friend! [BOTH GASP]

I'm sorry I let the lies get so far out of hand.

I just got so scared of losing lady.

But if they hate me, so be it. No more lies.

[GASPS] You're a dog?

JAKE: Yeah, I just... Oh, look.

I'm sorry about everything. I was --

yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!

♪ Today is a happy day ♪ ♪ hip, hip, hooray ♪

♪ today is the day ♪ ♪ this dude is a super guy ♪

♪ oh, me, oh, my ♪ ♪ a super guy ♪

♪ we are the lucky ones ♪ ♪ son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪

♪ the lucky, lucky ones ♪ JAKE: Uh, uh...

[GASPS] Lady?

[SPEAKING KOREAN]

FINN: What did she say? JAKE: She says she was

worried that they'd freak out... 'Cause her parents are bananas

for dogs! FINN: J.J. Flip!

What the zip? JAKE: Yeah. Saved her dad in

the war. FINN: Wow!

That's flippin' awesome. [ALL CHOMPING]

Finn. FINN: Wha?

Listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about

trying to eat you. It's just we thought we'd

never get another chance. We thought humans were extinct.

FINN: Oh. JAKE: So this isn't human?

Oh, no. This is soy people.

FINN: Oh. Mmm!

I've never tasted real human before, but they say you can't

even tell the difference. [SQUISH!]

JAKE: Ew. Soy?

[CHOMPING] Finn, you're delicious!

[ALL CHOMPING] Oh, man!