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So, inside the house, there are no cameras?

- Well, that's illegal. - Oh, so it's illegal.

Since when do we worry so much about respecting the law?

Tina, this is a race against time.

Every passing minute means I'm losing money on this.

- I know. I'm already aware, but... - Let's set up the cameras right away.

I'm paying to see everything, Tina.

Since I'm paying, I have every right to know what's going on in that house.

Outside and inside.

Camila!

Camila, open the door, please.

I know you're in there.

Neighbor, how are you?

Oh, how nice of you to come and visit me, isn't it?

It's so good to see you. Come in, come in.

Would you like something to drink?

- Juice? A whiskey on the rocks? - I'm fine.

- Something for this heat? - I'm fine. Nothing.

Okay.

- Tell me this is just a joke. - What?

A joke? Look at me, I'm not laughing.

- Was this really your plan? - Mm?

Move next door with a husband? In what hellhole did you find him?

Forgive me, but you're batshit crazy!

Do you think it's wrong that I move to a really nice house

to live quietly and happily with my husband?

That's not wrong at all.

Camila...

I didn't think it would come to this. How much do you want?

This is not enough.

You can't afford it.

Oh, Fernando, don't be... Shit.

Miguel. Miguel.

- I still can't get used to your real name. - Camila.

How much more do you want?

What's your limit?

How much are you willing to pay me?

Seriously, Camila.

I said I was sorry.

I told you the whole truth.

Tell me, what else do you want from me?

You uploaded our video to a porn website, motherfucker.

Now that's being batshit crazy.

FAKE PROFILE

The first food critics may come tonight.

That's why I need all eyes on the main door.

Stay on top of the reservations. And don't forget to smile.

Always.

No matter what, you must keep smiling.

We're gonna serve them the best dinner of their lives, guys, go!

Yes!

Yeah!

Okay, back to work. Everyone to their stations, come on.

Inti.

I wanted to apologize for the shower thing.

I heard music. I didn't know where it came from.

Don't worry. It's okay.

I won't use it again. I'm sorry.

Is something wrong?

I'm having problems at home.

A year ago, my mom lost her job, and I'm...

I'm working double shifts in another place.

So you have two jobs now?

I'm a diving instructor at a hotel in, in Playa Grande.

I spent the whole day in...

in the ocean, so I couldn't go home, and that's why I had to use the shower.

No, hey, don't worry.

Don't worry.

You can use it whenever you want. Don't worry.

Boss, table three, four and six.

I need the silverware and dishes, please.

Give me a plate.

I'm sorry.

I just never had

a boss like you.

Excuse me.

- I recorded a video, but it was for me. - For you and your friends, right?

Camila, I'd never do that. You know me.

No, that's the problem. I don't. I don't know you!

I don't know who you are.

We've been dating for months, and I just found out your real name.

Miguel.

That video was private. Why publish it?

I don't get it, that was on my phone. No one can access it.

Then, why is it on a porn site called Horny Latins?

- Obviously somebody hacked my phone! - Oh, so convenient, you know?

- So easy. They hacked the phone! - Tell me something.

That's why you came from Vegas? To be my neighbor?

What the hell do you want?

First thing I want you to do

is to use your influence to make that video go away.

Okay?

Second thing is...

for you to get used to the idea of me being your neighbor.

Because I'm not going anywhere.

Camila.

Wipe your face off.

Hello there!

Hi, baby.

Honey, how are you?

Fine. Fine, thank you.

Look, hon, Miguel came over to ask if we were doing okay,

or if we needed anything.

- Miguel, how are you? - Fine, and you?

I'm great. Thanks for asking.

- Very well. - Yeah, great.

- If you need anything, I'm next door. - Mm-hmm.

Anything you need.

Send my love to รngela and your children.

Yes, sure, it'll be a pleasure.

Excuse me.

- See ya. - Bye.

Bye.

- What did he want now? - Hmm.

What else but to make excuses?

I'm glad you came.

I need to talk about the... the deal that we had before.

How much do you make as a driver per month?

- As a driver per month? - Mm-hmm.

Two grand, more or less.

Why?

I'll pay twice as much.

Twice as much for driving?

No.

Twice as much to pretend to be my husband only when I need you with me.

We're gonna need all the info and data about him that we can get.

Don't bother, David.

I already tried, and it's impossible to know what's true and what's a lie.

Everything I know about him is bullshit.

For example, he says he travels to Vegas for business...

Fernando.

One toast with me?

Pretends to be a plastic surgeon and claims to work at Alta Vista Clinic,

but we already know that's not true.

What is the most popular procedure, huh?

- Try to guess. - Which one?

- Guess. - Which one?

It's the ass.

He says that he has no family.

No wife, no children.

That he's been single, searching for the love of his life.

We're gonna make a toast

to both of us being free.

- Long live freedom! - Long live. Cheers!

- Do you like the house? - It's very cool.

Camila, but I can't stay here every night.

I have to help Grandma at the hotel.

Don't worry about it.

You can come here on the nights that you're available.

That's all I need, don't worry about it.

Okay.

It seems like you're close to her, right?

Too much.

She's the only family I have.

My parents died a long time ago.

- Mmm. - What about...

you?

Your family. Where are they?

Mexico.

Camila, I need to ask you something before we close this deal.

Mm-hmm.

Why would a woman like you,

with so much to offer,

get involved with a man who cheats on her and hurts her?

What do you want?

Get even with him?

Make the guy divorce his wife?

Or make his children suffer?

- I don't think so. - Oh, no, no. My God, no.

I don't want to... Don't want any of that.

I just want to know the truth about this asshole, who he is and...

and above all, I don't want him to hurt other women.

- That's it. - Right.

Okay, then. All you want is to punish him. That's why you're in Cartagena.

That'd be enough, don't you think?

Sure.

I love you.

I love you too.

But that guy is a monumental liar. Well...

I mean, the guy is... He's an idiot.

No, the idiot is the girl who trusted the guy.

What I don't get is

why'd he want to hurt you, why'd he lie?

I don't know.

- Hello? - Well, you finally answered.

Camila?

You okay? What is it?

It's nothing.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, no!

The first thing we have to do is

take our marriage to the next level.

Who are we?

What do we do? Where do we live?

In Riviera Esmeralda.

What restaurants do we like?

Are we... faithful?

- Yes. - Or unfaithful?

No.

Do we want children?

Oh, do we?

We have to create a history, so we both say the same thing.

Listen, what I need is that when people see us together,

they think we are a young couple

that's hard-working, successful,

and travels a lot.

And that we make enough money to afford living here.

Or they won't buy it.

Well, you make enough to afford living here.

Camila, you have a lot of money.

I do. I've been working since I was a girl.

My family is very poor, so I learned to put aside every penny I made.

That's why.

Right.

The pictures.

Ooh, not that one.

Mm-mm.

How'd you like it? A little more...?

A bit more, more romantic. More, more spark.

- More chemistry. - This one.

Yeah, that one. That's more like it.

Cute, isn't it?

Sofรญa, where are you? I'm already out.

Hello! Good morning.

- Camila, David, how was your first night? - Oh!

- รngela, how are you? - Good.

Oh, great, great. Great night. Right, honey?

Yeah.

Uh, this area is much more quiet than where we used to live, isn't it?

- Yes. - Remember the noise?

Guys, you're going to fall in love with this community,

because this is the perfect neighborhood to live.

And start a family.

I guess that's part of your plans because the big house and all, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah.

We're sending letters to the stork, but hasn't replied yet.

Right?

Why do you say such things?

- Yeah. - Uh...

- We're on our way to the supermarket. - Nice.

Actually, Emporio is really close by. For me, it's the best.

Everything's fresh. You'll love it.

- Stop nagging me. - Stop that.

- You're scolding me. - Not true.

- Thanks. - You're late.

I'm sorry.

Come meet the new neighbors.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hi there.

Luigi.

- Luigi. - Sign that.

Aren't you coming to say hi?

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey, baby.

- Hey. - Hi.

What a surprise.

Mwah!

I'm kinda hungry, sweetie. Can we go now?

- Yeah. - Let's do something.

Since you have no groceries, let's have lunch at our house, okay?

- But they just moved in, รngela. - Exactly.

Probably have a lot to unpack.

That's why they don't have time to get groceries.

You know? That's great!

We'd be more than happy to accept your invitation.

- Amazing! - Besides...

I think it's very important to get to know all our neighbors.

- Don't you? - Sounds about right.

Then say no more.

Mwah!

See you in a bit.

Okay.

- Let's go. - Of course.

Moved in yesterday.

Did she say she was married?

- No. - Then she lied to you too.

- We've got her living in our community. - What can I do?

I can't kick her out.

You don't know Sofรญa, bro.

She's almost psychic. Sofรญa has powers.

If she learns about the things we did in Vegas, my life is over.

No one's gonna know anything. We're gonna deny everything.

What do we do with your neighbor in the meantime?

You keep Sofรญa as far away as you can.

I'll deal with Camila, all right?

Welcome to your home.

- Thank you for having us. - Cheers.

That sounded elegant.

They were having second thoughts, but I managed to close the deal.

You met her, Pedro. Camila, the Mexican girl.

Camila, the Mexican. How could I forget that beautiful woman?

- Mm-hmm. - Have you seen that girl's eyes?

- Gorgeous. - Impressive.

Outta this world. Don't you agree, Miguel?

Not my type.

No. Another toast for the perfect husband.

- Where did you find him, love? - Where's Lucas?

- Lucas! - Coming! One sec.

Honey, we're all seated at the table.

- Say hi. - Grandpa.

Hey there. How's my boy?

- Are you in a bad mood? - No.

- Lucas! - What's up?

Oh, what's this?

- Lucas. Hey. - Good afternoon.

- Finally! - Check it out.

Sorry we're late, I was ready, but...

Oh, no. Don't blame me. He took his time choosing a wine.

- Interesting. - Carmelita.

This lunch has usually bored me to tears.

- How's it going? - Hey there.

- How you doing, neighbor? - Great to see you.

How are you?

Let me introduce you to the creator, god, owner

and boss of this entire community, Pedro Ferrer.

This is David, my husband.

- Hello. - Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

- Welcome. - Come this way.

- Camila. - Thank you.

- Next to Eva. - How are you?

Sorry, don't want to make you move, so I'll greet you all from here.

- How are you? - Well, and you?

- Fine. - Hi, sweetie.

- Where are you going? - Bon appรฉtit.

To my room, Mom.

So, tell me how's everything at the restaurant.

Fine, fine. We haven't seen any reviews yet,

but I can't complain. We had a full house yesterday.

- Wow! - That's great!

Are you still considering getting married there?

Please say no. I have better ideas.

- Why not? That'll be cheaper. - Wait. Are you getting married?

- Eh... yeah. - Congrats! That's great news. Cheers.

- Love that. - Thank you.

Thank you, congrats.

รngela, Miguel, thanks for this. Everything's delicious.

It was nothing.

This was completely improvised. With lots of love.

Well, if this meal is completely improvised,

I can't imagine how great they are when they're planned. Can you?

I would really like to thank you all for welcoming David and me today.

Letting us be a part of your community, your neighborhood.

But I also hope that we can become very good friends too.

Right?

Absolutely.

Camila, I was thinking, I wanted to know if you'd like to go in the pool with me.

- Eva. No, no. - Oh!

Pumpkin. How you're gonna get in the pool with the cast, sweetie?

I'll keep my arm out.

- Uh-huh. - Clever.

- Baby, but your swimsuit. - Oh!

Exactly.

Not a problem. Of course I'm getting in the pool.

It's all right, we'll keep your arm up.

My swimsuit is in the house. Give me a sec and I'll pick it up.

Yeah.

This way.

Over here. On the right is our room.

- Make yourself at home, mm? - Thank you.

Excuse me.

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Do you like it?

Oh!

Oh...

I'm sorry, I was... I was getting changed.

It's a question. Do you like Miguel's cologne?

Do you?

To be honest, I do.

Actually, I was thinking I should buy the same one for David.

Are you ready?

Why haven't you changed yet?

I'm coming. I'll be there in a minute, sweetheart.

- Okay? - Okay.

Honey.

Could you hand me a towel when you have a minute?

- Of course, babe. - Thanks.

- Um... be right back. - Hey, careful.

- Don't get that arm wet, okay? - I won't.

- You look really pretty. - Thank you. Ready to play?

Ah!

Yay!

Excuse me. I'll go get a whiskey.

Miguel.

Can we talk for a second?

Yes, of course.

Thanks.

It was at a club.

It was at a club that you met Camila.

Hey there.

I don't think that I've actually met you.

I'm Camila.

And you?

Lucas.

Lucas?

- Can I ask you something? - Sure.

Have you been sleeping with Dad for long?

You may think I'm an idiot, but you're wrong.

I'm not.

Yesterday, I saw you two chatting alone in our house.

That's when I knew.

I know very well the woman I'm married to, and nothing makes her nervous.

But with you...

With you it's different.

I don't know what you're talking about. I barely know your dad.

Then tell me why you were sneaking out of here the other night.

You're obviously very confused, hon.

That wasn't me.

Actually, you're not the first neighbor he slept with.

He drove the last one crazy.

It's not easy being married to a woman like Camila.

And it's not the first time someone fantasizes about my wife.

How long have you been together?

- A year and a half, why? - A year and a half.

A year and a half.

So I guess it was at a club that you met Camila, right?

David, I'm not gonna discuss this with you.

Excuse me.

Enjoy.

Thanks.

You should've seen him.

He freaked out when I talked to him. Didn't even know what to say.

Man, I'd love to have seen his face.

That's great. He deserves it for being a jerk and a liar.

How did it go with his son?

Were you able to get rid of him?

Lucas said he saw me leaving his house the night I talked to Miguel.

But he has no proof at all. He can do absolutely nothing.

Mm.

But he also told me that Miguel got involved with another neighbor.

A neighbor?

Who?

I don't know.

But apparently, he drove her crazy.

You've been here less than 24 hours, and you're already under everybody's skin.

I thought you were gonna change your mind.

When I saw you with Miguel I thought you were falling for his game again.

No.

No, no, no, no. Not a chance.

In fact, that would mean I don't love myself at all.

- You sure you're okay? - You scared me.

Will you be okay?

Of course.

Go to the hotel, and I'll stay here. It's all right.

No, no, no, no.

I have to show you something first. Look.

I was able to log in into Miguel's Tinder accounts.

To both.

- To his fake profile? - Yeah.

It was created two years ago.

It's weird. It doesn't show any activity.

Apparently, the only person he got in touch with was you.

- Miguel? - Yeah.

There's no way.

It's true. If he contacted someone else, he did it with a different account.

RIVIERA ESMERALDA RESIDENTIAL COMPLEX - HOUSE G

I'm willing to do anything, Camila. I swear to God.

I don't care where you escaped to. I'm always gonna find you.

Because you are mine and only mine.

I'm closer than you think.

Wow! We are live! Look at this spectacular place.

Mil Placeres.

Hey, that's Ilonka Evans, from Instagram.

"Ilonka in the Sky."

Who cares what an influencer says? One of Ilanka's posts can cost a fortune.

Hi.

Sorry about the wait. We're getting a table for you.

Yeah, perfect.

Excuse me. Inti.

- Would you like a drink? - Um...

We have a great watermelon cocktail. It's the house specialty.

- I... - Come on, it's on the house.

Okay, thanks, sounds great.

David?

David?

David?

David?

Miguel.

Thank you for taking care of the influencer.

It seems she was delighted with the food.

- I think she liked you. - Mm.

Well, in that case, I'll go take care of her.

Inti, wait up.

Today you proved that you're an essential part of this restaurant.

I've been doing some math, and I can offer you more.

Thank you.

But you... you have to, um...

train the new hires and stay late every night until closing.

Fine, I'll do as you say.

You won't regret it.

Okay, how is it?

Table four? Okay.

You need anything?

Where's my boyfriend?

He's over there.

Would you like a drink? My treat.

I have to talk to you.

Adrian can never find out that we know each other.

- No problem. - Especially how we both met, okay?

Baby.

Hi, honey.

- Where were you? - I was looking for you.

- All good? - Yeah.

And your husband?

Where is he?

He's working.

He's working?

You're keeping him a secret, huh?

Now you know how I felt hearing lies told to my face.

David knows that I know you.

I didn't know. Had no clue.

You didn't know.

Why don't you tell me what you were doing in my room earlier?

I wasn't in your room.

I crossed the road when we bumped into each other outside.

I came to tell you someone's helping me find the person who uploaded the video.

It seems that my phone was stolen.

What's so funny?

You're saying someone stole your phone just to upload that video?

Camila.

I'm begging you. Please, stop. Please, don't do this.

I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your husband nor do I care.

But รngela's not like that.

She can't know about this.

I promise you I'll never hurt another woman again.

But, please, I beg you.

My wife and children aren't to be blamed.

You know I would never do anything to harm you.

Actually, I'm not so sure you didn't upload that video.

You think I'd do something like that to an innocent woman? Seriously?

Miguel, you were capable of creating a fake profile,

of pretending to be someone else.

You made up that your sister had an accident

when it was actually your daughter.

You deceived your wife and your children.

And you ask if I think you're not capable of uploading that video?

- Are you fucking kidding me? - It's not like that. Not at all.

You know why I fell in love with you, Miguel?

Not because of your money.

Or because of your fake career as a made-up doctor.

I fell in love with you because you're a sensitive guy.

Because you were really kind to me.

And took care of me.

Because you were real.

Because you were authentic, genuine.

That's why I liked you.

Lucas! Hey, honey.

Lucas, what's going on?

Lucas, open up!

Lucas!

You know we don't like it when you lock your door.

What are you watching?

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