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♪ Uh-uh ho

♪ Boy and girl going nowhere special

♪ boy and girl whose hearts conspire

♪ to bring them hand in hand together

♪ oh, a flicker of love

♪ twisting, turning, hearts on fire

♪ take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little love, and shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ boy and girl in a hall of mirrors

♪ boy and girl on a ghost train ride

♪ they cling so tight as the screams get louder

♪ oh, a shiver of fear

♪ they got a twisting, burning fear inside

♪ take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little love, and then you shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ that's a recipe for

♪ you take one boy, you take one girl

♪ add a little love, and then you shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ that's a recipe for romance ♪

Come on!

Hey!

Oi, spud, find your own girl.

Yeah, I think I'll do just that.

Oh, spud!

If you want me, I'll be in the funfair.

Funfair? Oh, Rick, let's all go.

That was great!

Ooh, I feel terrible.

Can we do it again?

No thanks. Twice is quite enough for me without a break.

That's what he says every night.

Wow! Come on!

Come on, jan. Let's go and see the fortune teller.

She might find you a real man in her crystal ball.

Thanks!

She's going round with us again.

- You're staying on here. - No!

Please!

One more time round.

Come on, love.

Please!

Round you go.

Help!

Please help!

Stop!

Please let me off!

Hey, spud.

Hey, look at that.

Help! Help!

- Hey! Leave her alone, mate! - Please!

Come on.

Help!

Hey! Leave her alone!

Come on, leave her alone!

Leave her alone!

Leave her alone! Get off!

Go away!

Leave her alone!

- Are you all right? - Yes.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Oi!

You won't get far without this!

Ner ner nee ner ner!

Ner ner nee ner ner!

Tom! Over here!

I've a strong feeling suddenly that you should be told these things.

Think about time like a river running forever.

Don't tell Lesley about rivers. She hates water.

Ssh! Please, go on.

When you stand beside the river,

you only see a very small part of it,

but if you go to a great height,

then you can see more of the river.

In my crystal I can see there...

Quick, let's get the wagon. We got trouble. Come on!

Come on, hand it over.

Tom!

Rick!

Oh, god, I forgot about the trailer.

I never thought I'd be scared of one of these places.

- Hi, guys, meet Carol. - Hi.

Sssh!

Get off! Come on, get off!

Watch it!

- Get him off! - Get off!

Be careful, spud!

It's okay.

Glad you decided to come along, Carol.

Thanks, Lesley.

I'm really glad to be here. My friends don't get in till tomorrow.

Well, you've made spud's day.

His friends never get here at all.

I'm just very choosy.

I've been saving myself for a gorgeous American girl to come along,

and look after her.

It's what I do best.

Yeah, well, what you do worst is steering Rick's boat.

You want me to take over?

You never give up, do you, Tom?

Ever since I was four years old,

and Rick gave me his old bike to play with,

you've been chasing around behind me

with a wrench and good advice.

And ever since I was four, I've been listening to your rotten jokes,

and they don't improve with age.

Shit, what was that?

- Carol, come on. - I'm taking over.

There's an island ahead. Could be hitting the rocks.

Hey, my feet are getting wet. There's water coming in!

Look, spud you get the tiller.

Get outta my way.

There's water all over the floor.

Tom, you know I can't swim.

Don't worry. We'll soon be close enough to Wade in.

Can't wedge it. Start bailing, folks!

Bailing?

Oh, Rick, I'm scared.

- We're going to sink, aren't we? - Rick, can you bring the sail in?

- Maybe someone on the island is... - Sit down, jan!

You'll tip us all out.

Help!

Oh! We're sinking!

We really are sinking now.

What do you want me to do?

Oh, Rick, it's terrible.

It's too much water.

Are you all right, Janet?

Quick, come with me now.

Help! I'll drown!

Get your hands off! No!

Ha! No, I'm not all right.

Well, that was fun.

What do we do for the rest of the day?

Thanks a lot, spud, that's all we need.

Wait for me.

Come on.

- Tom... - Here.

That was a horse or a cow.

Long time ago.

Come on!

- This way. - Oof!

Ah, shit!

- Barbed wire. - Are you all right?

Careful, it's rusty.

It's all over the place.

Careful, jan. Some of it's half buried.

Oh, dead horses and barbed wire!

I don't like this place.

Hey, look at this.

I don't believe it.

Do you think anyone ever made it here without crashing?

I bet they had a rough landing.

Oh, careful.

- Wonder what sort of plane this is? - I've got no idea.

It's all very interesting, Tom, but I'm freezing.

Ooh, careful!

That's the first bit of luck we've had all day.

We don't have to ask for any favours,

we can just check in and get cleaned up.

Oh, hot baths!

If we've found the mainland,

maybe someone could winch the boat out?

No, it's in pieces by now.

It's an insurance job.

Seems like a nice place. Maybe we should stay the night?

What's going on? It's only July.

- A merry Christmas! - And a happy new year to you!

- Yes, and the same to you! - So where's my present?

Must be some kind of gag. This stuff's all fresh.

I think it's lovely.

Hello? Anyone home?

Hey, I wonder where they keep the mistletoe?

Look, you guys can stand around soaking wet if you want to,

but I wanna get warm and dry. Now.

Hello?

Is anybody in here?

I'll light the fire.

Carol's right. We should all get dry.

I'll check up here for someone.

I'll come with you. Might find some shoes.

Do you two wanna hang on down here in case someone comes in?

Anything.

Come on, let's find someone.

Ah, useless.

They've gone crazy! Look at this!

They've been watching too many late night movies.

Well, I suppose we might as well have a drink.

- What can I get for you, madam? - What have you got?

Let's see...

Ah!

See if I can get some lights on.

Strange, doesn't seem to be any power.

It's an island. Maybe the supply's weird.

What's the matter?

There was a face at the window, and then it was gone.

I'll go and look.

Well, I couldn't see anything.

Must've been one of the ground staff.

Probably.

Look at this!

I thought my auntie Linda was the only one who kept this kind of stuff.

"Answer three simple questions,

"and win Michael landis' sweatshirt

"from I was a teenage werewolf."

Well, where were we?

Drink?

Ooh, something warming. Brandy!

Lesley!

Brandy... well, these'll have to do.

No, I don't want a glass like that. Put it in a proper glass.

All right. Brandy glasses!

Sorry I snapped at you before.

Just suddenly everything seemed so stupid.

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

I just went to the funfair to kill a little time.

Yeah, we've all had a hell of a time.

You're still shivering.

I'll go and try and find you a blanket.

Thanks.

Hello! We rang the bell when we came in.

I hope you don't mind about the fire. I was so cold.

Oh, that's all right, my dear.

You rest here, and make yourself comfortable.

Have you seen any of my friends yet?

Just slip out of your wet things,

and put this around you.

Don't worry about the others.

They're all being taken care of.

Oh, well, thank you very much.

Rick?

Rick, are you there?

Oh, you!

♪ That is true

♪ there is nothing you can do

♪ when love is not enough

♪ when love is not enough ♪

Hello? Hello?

♪ I lost my only friend

♪ hearts do break, but hearts can mend

♪ and I know too well

♪ just what it's like to feel

♪ how you do today

♪ so come and take my hand

♪ brush those tears away

♪ it takes you, shakes you

♪ burns and breaks you

♪ don't know where you're going

♪ when the going gets rough

♪ yes you hurt, but it's true

♪ there is nothing you can do

♪ when love is not enough

♪ when love is not enough

♪ takes you, shakes you

♪ burns and breaks you

♪ don't know where you're going

♪ when the going gets rough

♪ yes it hurts but it's true... ♪

Weird.

I've gotta get out of this place.

Are you sure this is okay?

All this stuff must belong to someone.

Don't worry. I'll settle up when we find them.

There you go.

Gotcha.

I'm sure this is all fancy dress for parties.

That would explain the Christmas stuff, too.

Special Christmas fifties weeks.

They'll probably all go down to the beach

and act out those beach party movies.

The guys taking it in turns to be Frankie avalon.

I'd rather be here.

All I need now is a caddie.

Are you all right?

You look as if you've seen a ghost.

I'll be all right in a second.

Hmm, you look great. You know that?

- These are dead, too. - Mmm.

I wonder what it's like...

Doing it on a snooker table?

Doing what?

Lesley!

We can't!

Come on, we've gotta sort out the power business first.

It'll be dark soon. It'll be silly stumbling around

if it's just the fuse that's gone.

As you seem to be king of the fuses,

I'll see if I can find you a few more to play with.

I wonder where you find all this stuff?

- We gonna look for the fuse box? - Fine.

Fine.

Hey, the fuses might be down here.

First bit of organisation I've seen in this place.

Found one.

Didn't you see the sweet little housemaid?

There are people here.

Oh yeah, there are people here.

They just don't wanna know us.

If you ask me, this whole place is crazy.

Everyone just wants to play games.

Look, let's just find the others,

and get the hell out of here.

We can't go anywhere without a boat.

It really wouldn't matter if we didn't find the power, Tom.

Eh?

We could be very cosy...

Upstairs.

- Oh no. - In the dark.

Are my seams straight?

Oooh!

Oh hey, you don't have to feel seams to check.

And I don't have seams up there.

Mmm.

Lesley. Lesley, please!

We must help Rick and the others and get these lights turned on.

Oh, anything for Rick!

He calls, you jump.

Yeah well, you'd jump fast enough if he called you.

Come on, les, help me light the candle.

Sod's law, the fuse box is always in the darkest corner.

Aha!

Come on.

- What the hell's going on? - Can't believe this place. It's completely weird.

What do you look like?

I think this place is definitely a madhouse.

Do you think this place really is a madhouse, Rick?

Don't be stupid, jan.

What's happening, Tom?

I just switched the power on.

Come on, we'll show you where to change.

There's loads of stuff upstairs.

Don't tell me, jan. You're wearing stockings.

Why not? It's a bit of fun.

It was a joke. I didn't mean it.

From our ground outside broadcast unit

showing the b-29 support plane,

which is monitoring the experimental aircraft,

we should at any time be getting air to air pictures

from this monitoring plane.

In the meantime, back to the studio.

Professor kaplan, you were describing for us

your experimental anti-radar device,

which you launched in the opening hours of 1960.

Bending light, making the plane invisible.

It's interfering with light, with time itself, playing god.

Very, very dangerous.

Please, gentlemen, I must ask you to control your outcries.

If I could get a chance to say anything at all...

Gentlemen, we're all scientists here,

and we don't enhance the image of our profession

if we keep making outbursts.

The public expects a balanced discussion...

The public expects protection from us. Not danger.

Hey, Lesley, how about this?

Oh, very you!

Are there any small jeans in this pile?

I might wear it myself.

You keep your clothes on.

I had enough trouble getting you into that lot.

Well, well, well. Old age is creeping up on you, Rick.

Janet offers to strip, and you complain?

The device is perfectly safe.

- Where's Carol? - I think she's in the other room.

Yes, well, we would appreciate pictures as soon as you have them.

Well, there has been a slight delay in getting pictures from the monitoring plane.

A small technical hitch that is being dealt with as quickly as possible.

You see, in an experiment as ambitious as this one...

This is one of my points!

Why don't we all go downstairs and have a drink?

Yeah, what a good idea, eh?

By monitoring an aircraft in the air,

we hope to demonstrate our invention safely

by causing that aircraft to become invisible for one full second.

- Hi. - Hi, honey, that's nice.

Anyway, I'll tell you more about them later.

- You look really nice. - Thanks.

You know, you guys, this has got to be one of the craziest days of my life.

I mean, we just met in the funfair,

we crashed up a perfectly innocent ghost train

and now we're stuck in a time warp.

Oh, Rick, do you think we are in a time warp?

- No, we're not. - Sssh!

- We are facing a new form of life... - I can hear something.

Voices. Definitely voices.

Yeah, I can hear something.

Well, come on, let's go and check it out.

Oh, it's been so long since Jeff left...

It's one thing we didn't think of.

The staff are all in here, watching movies.

I'll bet the boss is away.

Colonel, we're almost out of ammunition.

Wow!

This is crazy, showing films to an empty cinema.

Maybe we should watch it?

There must be a real joker about.

Let's see if he's still in the projection room,

and stop him from setting up his next trick.

Is this seat free?

We owe it to you, major,

and it strikes me you are setting a very good example.

I don't believe this!

Come on, Rick, where's the film?

- Rewind! - Rick, come on!

That's better.

Ah, I recognise that place. The grand island hotel.

She's very nice. I bet you like her, Tom.

Hello, there!

I think she likes me.

Oh, and another one as well. Very nice. Yeah.

Oh, hula hoop, is it?

I can do that as well.

Wanna see me do it? Right, here I go.

Look at that, eh? Brilliant! Look.

It's the sheik of araby!

Here we go, I can do just as good as this.

Come on, come on. Spud!

What's happening to him?

Spud!

What happened?

There was this thing, it came out of the film

and killed spud, and then it flew up into the light.

He's really dead.

What's jan on about?

I know it sounds crazy,

but it happened just like she said.

I saw it happen and I still don't believe it.

Jan! Janet!

Jan!

Calm down!

Come on, it's all right.

Spud must've had some sort of massive electric shock.

That would explain the burns.

You weren't there! You didn't see!

It was horrible!

Well, I had a hell of a belt from that projector.

There have to be other places on the island.

A look-out station or something.

They'd be in touch with the mainland.

Janet! Come here, Janet!

- Carol? - Oh, you guys go.

I'll wait here for Janet and Rick.

Come on, Lesley.

God, poor spud.

You saw it, Tom.

There really was a creature, whatever Rick says.

Look, there's more to what Rick says than meets the eye.

It was dark. We've all had a jumpy day.

Hey, look.

I don't care if there's anyone at home or not.

If there's a phone in here, I want to use it.

Help! Get it off me!

Please! Get it off me, Tom!

Stay still!

- My face! No! No! - Hold still!

My face, Tom! Just get it off my face! Please!

Please!

My face, Tom! Get it off me, please!

Hold still!

Oh no!

I can't help you if you don't hold still!

Something digging into me! Help! Ow!

Tom, there's something under my leg! There's something UN...

Lesley, will you hold still?

Round my leg! There's something round my leg!

- Tom, please help me! - Hold still!

Lesley, hold still! I can't help you if you don't hold still!

Don't move, I'll get it.

All right... careful...

You stay still.

All right?

- You're hurt. Let me see. - Leave me alone!

I'm fine! Just some stupid cuts.

Find something to wipe them with.

Oh, god!

Damn and blast this place!

There's some stuff on the table. Let me.

I'll do it myself.

Happier now?

I hope I'm not wearing their clothes.

Don't be silly.

Look.

Why can't we see them?

Come on.

Rick!

They've gone, but... Why couldn't we see them?

Shit! What was that?

Rick?

Janet?

Rick?

Janet?

Hey, wait!

Hello?

You gave me the blanket, remember?

Hello?

Oh!

Hey!

I need your help. Come with me.

Rick! Lesley!

Quick, Carol! Something's happened to Tom!

You first.

There's no sign of Tom.

You did say he was here?

Help me!

Help!

Grab my leg!

I've got a longer reach.

- Here, pull! - Janet, hold on to me.

- Grab hold! - Lesley hold onto Janet, okay?

- Yes. - I got him.

- Pull him in! - I got you. I got you.

Come on, pull him. You okay?

Tom must be down there.

No!

There must be a path down to the cliff.

He could still be alive. Let's hurry.

Grab his bracelet, Rick!

Rick, kick him!

Ow, watch out, Rick!

- Rick! - He's going to hit him again.

Get her out of here!

Let's get back to the hotel. We can lock ourselves in.

I'm not going back there again.

I'm getting away from here!

Even if I have to swim all the way!

Jan!

Help! Rick!

Please help!

Oh, Rick, I can't feel the bottom!

- Don't panic, jan. - I can't...

Take my hands.

I can't let go. I'll fall!

- Grab her arms. - It's all right, Janet.

Pull.

It's all right. It's all right

it's all right.

It's okay, jan.

Come on.

Come on now, let's go.

This is a nightmare, just awful.

I can't believe what's happening.

I see things and I just can't believe them.

Maybe if we stay here and be very quiet,

then... then they'll leave us alone?

You must be crazy to think that'll happen.

Whatever's out there won't let anyone go.

You can't swim that far. You'd drown for sure.

We've got to hang on together.

It's our only chance.

At least we've got a better chance than the others.

We know there's something wrong.

Those guys at the funfair.

There were three of them.

Shit, you're right.

We've gotta get back to the hotel.

We're ahead of anyone in the woods.

Run for it.

Rick, the back door!

- Okay, I'll get it. - We'll all go.

Oh, I'm sorry!

You've been really kind.

I feel as though I'm going crazy.

I know, I know.

Do you think we'll ever get away from this island?

'Course we will.

Ssh!

Hey, let me in!

I'm scared out here.

Open the door.

Janet, are you there?

- No. - Oh, come on.

Don't leave me outside.

Upstairs. I'll check the windows.

- I'll check downstairs. - Don't leave me here on my own.

What's the matter? Can you see something?

No, no, it's all right.

What do we do next, Carol?

- What do we do next? - I don't know.

But I'll think of something.

♪ Baby do the caveman rock

♪ rock rock rock with your caveman

♪ do the caveman rock

♪ rock rock rock with your caveman

♪ do the caveman... ♪

♪ Rock rock... ♪

Rick! Help!

Rick!

Where are you?

Rick! Help!

Lesley!

Don't, Rick, don't! Come away from it!

What about the gun?

There's no more cartridges.

- Come here. - Rick, not in there.

God, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Rick, promise me something.

If anything happens, if they get us...

They won't get us.

Don't worry.

No, listen, Rick, if we become like Lesley...

We won't!

We don't know that anymore.

If we do, please promise not to attack me.

I'd never attack you.

Those guys at the funfair,

they must have had a boat.

Why didn't we think of that before?

Come on.

Oh, Tom!

God, we thought you'd gone over the cliffs.

Lesley...

It's Lesley.

Sh... she's...

Lesley...

She's...

Tom.

It's Lesley.

She... she's...

- Tom, can you hear me? - Careful... be careful...

Lesley...

Lesley...

Those funfair guys are here.

We're gonna try and find their boat.

Can you make it down to the beach if we help you?

Must warn the others...

Warn Janet...

Janet...

Tom, do you understand?

Warn Janet...

I'll stay here with Tom.

Just find the boat, and come back to us.

The quicker we go, the quicker we'll be back for them.

Okay.

Rick, you will come back?

As soon as we find it.

Just rest, both of you.

What is it?

I don't like leaving them.

They couldn't go any further right now.

We should find a different stretch of coast this way.

Come on.

They won't get through this door in a hurry.

- What's the matter? - I'm not sure.

I think someone's watching us.

Hey!

Hey, you! Wait!

This one's different. He's running away from us.

Rick, be careful!

Rick...

Mayday, mayday, mayday.

Mayday, mayday, mayday. Operation mirror, instrument failure.

Our position is six north, three west.

- Altitude unknown. - Listen.

Mayday, mayday...

A radio?

Mayday, mayday. Operation mirror, instrument failure.

Our position is six north, three west, altitude unknown.

Mayday, mayday.

Mayday, mayday. Operation mirror, instrument failure.

Our position is...

Mayday, mayday. Operation mirror, instrument failure.

Our position is six north, three west, altitude unknown.

Mayday, mayday...

Come on. We must find the boat.

There it is! Escape!

Try to rest. The others will find that boat and come back.

We'll be away before it gets dark.

So nice, jan...

So kind...

So soothing.

I've always liked you, jan.

I always liked you the best.

But you were Rick's girl.

Rick's the leader...

The rich boy...

So he gets the best girls.

Oh, no.

- The prettiest girl. - No, not you too!

Please, not you too!

Come on, jan.

I have some nice dirty games you'll enjoy.

Rick doesn't know 'em.

Get away, you bloody bastard!

I guess he wouldn't play 'em.

You and me, jan.

You and me.

Hey, jan, what are you playing at?

Give me a hand here.

I'll show you!

Come on, Janet!

No! No!

Come on, Janet.

Oh, my god.

Janet. Janet!

Janet!

Oh, god, Janet!

Jan, are you all right?

Jan!

Come on!

Jan!

Come on!

Jan!

No!

Janet!

Jan!

No!

Come on!

Don't touch me!

Please! He's coming!

Hey!

Please wait!

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Rick?

- Please don't listen. - Please help me.

- It's only a trap. - Don't leave me here.

Rick!

- Rick? - Janet!

Jan!

Rick, I need you.

Don't leave.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

we have our two final contestants

in the grand island hotel elimination waltz.

Let's have a big hand for Rick and Carol!

Let me remind you, ladies and gentlemen, why we are here.

We are here to let in the new year

in the good old traditional way.

Goodbye 1959, hello 1960!

I hope you're all enjoying yourselves

because we're here for a long time.

In fact, ladies and gentlemen,

I'll let you into a little secret.

We're here forever.

What do you want us for?

What have you done with Lesley and the others?

Now, dancers. No interruptions from the floor.

There was an experiment.

An experiment that went terribly wrong.

The government in their wisdom sent up a plane on new year's Eve.

A plane carrying a device

that could change the structure of time and matter.

This device could shatter time itself,

and the pilot crashed the plane here.

Here on grand island, and locked us in time forever.

Dead...

Or alive,

we are all caught in this awful, angry half-world,

and we can't escape...

Ever.

Ever.

Ever!

I don't know if I can take much more of this.

Come on.

Try not to think of anything but that boat waiting for us.

No!

Is there any point in locking the doors against them?

I have to do something!

Hello, gorgeous.

Did you miss me?

Come and join us.

You're tired, so tired, so tired...

Stop fighting now.

You must...

Come on, we can still make the boat.

Aaah!

We've made it!

Rick!

Rick! Don't leave me!

Oh, Rick, please!

- Jan! Jan! - Rick, don't!

Rick! Rick!

Rick!

Jan!

Rick!

Please, don't leave!

Rick!

Rick!

Oh, Rick! Don't leave me!

No!

Help!

Help me!

♪ Boy and girl going nowhere special

♪ boy and girl whose hearts conspire

♪ to bring them hand in hand together

♪ oh, a flicker of love

♪ twisting, burning, hearts on fire

♪ take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little love

♪ and you shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ Boy and girl in a hall of mirrors

♪ boy and girl on a ghost train ride

♪ they cling so tight as the screams get louder

♪ oh, a shiver of fear

♪ and a twisting, burning scream inside

♪ take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little love

♪ and you shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ that's a recipe for

♪ you take one boy, you take one girl

♪ add a little love, and you shake it up, shake it up

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ that's a recipe for romance

♪ Take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little...

♪ And you've got...

♪ You've got...

♪ A recipe for romance

♪ take one boy, take one girl

♪ add a little love

♪ well, you've got...

♪ You've got a recipe for romance

♪ that's what you've got, ooh-ooh

♪ recipe for romance ♪