Original subtitles

For the youth to chill,

in this burning sun and the hustle-bustle of Kochi;

here comes a track from the superhit Tamil movie 'Goa'.

Team DrC

- Dude, where are we going?

- Hey, shall we take off to Goa?

- Let us reach there first. l'm so tensed.

Goa is awesome!

- You shut up! - 'Materials' are very cheap there.

- Should l drop you off on the road? - Drop me in Goa, if you can!

- Mom has been calling repeatedly.

What a lousy song! Can you change it?

Why? lsn't it a nice song?

Ah! This is even better! Now drive!

Go on!

You should be updated with such 'new gen' songs!

How long have l been telling him!

Why can't you understand my situation?

What is your situation?

l have to finalize things today!

Dude, we will do it!!

- You've been going on for a while. What's the matter?.

- You put me in the car in the morning & haven't told me anything!

There was another guy with me, right?

Dude, don't be so shy. Come up smartly.

What? - lt's your intro!

-Announce your arrival to people. - People are looking!

-Applause, please!

- Be decent.

Walk in style.. - What style?

Where are we going?

Snake! Snake! Snake, dear!! - ldiot!!

Can you buy those shorts for me? - No.

Oh God!

My dear Hari, take off that thing!

Hello? There's no point telling you!

We've been doing rounds for a while now.

Tell me what's the matter. - Can you come silently?

Why should l be silent? - You call her & see.

Her? Which her?

The girl who works with you guys! Tell him! Lakshmi from office!

Our Lakshmi? - Not our Lakshmi. Just Lakshmi.

He's come to flirt wearing that flowery shirt!

He is qualified to do that. He can wear it!

Let her call. l will play a little hard to get.

Finally you both will go different ways like in 'Vandanam'.

Or else, l'll call her. What if she is waiting for my call?

That's right!

Team DrC

Where are you? - Hi Hari!

- l'm at the food court. - ls it?

Ok. l'll come there. - Ok.

Hey. She's at the food court.

Let's go there. - That's a good place. Nice!

Perfect place. l'm really hungry!

Wow! Sunny Leone!

Where is she?

Ah! There she is!

Team DrC

Team DrC

l told you, right?

She's waiting for me. Poorthing.

She's good, man!

Lachu! - Got it so soon?

Juice!

Who's that along with her?

That's her cousin. He's always there with her.

Cousin?

This is nice. There's nothing wrong. Good change.

A flower is bound to have many butterflies around it.

There's nothing wrong in that, right? - What?

l hope there's at least a little honey left.

There will be.. some.. - Don't get me talking!

Hey! No! lt's her cousin! - Yea. Cousin. Come!

Team DrC

Sit down.

Achayan! All of you are here?

What plans?

We lost our way and ended up here. - Oh! Got it!

Got it? Who is this?

Shall l order a juice for you, Hari? - No need!

No! l want! l want a juice. - l want one too.

Where's the waiter?.

This place has only self service.

Haven't you heard of it? - Then you bring 5 glasses ofjuice.

Right?

Hey, Manu!

Be decent. - What?

He is her cousin. Not a porter.

You're not a porter?.

Hey! Take that ugly scarf off your head!

4.. Lakshmi, you wantjuice? - No, no!

Hey! Why do l need this. Give me money!

Hari Sir, give him the money!

Give it to him, Hari Sir!

Hey, get us 4 glasses of Chikkoo juice!

Bring them fast.

Who is this?

He is my cousin. Manu.

What?

What kind of a name is this? Like some jeep!

No. That's alright!

Hi Sandy!

Chandy? -Ah! Lachu!

Why don't you eat some mud?

There she goes again!

Have some juice!

What?

What?

Shall we go? - Get lost!

Who's that, Lakshmi?

Who's that? - Cousin!

You can be third time lucky! l can also be a cousin if you..

Do you any more cousins like this?

Why did you take leave today, Lakshmi?

Nothing special. Just some shopping.

- ls it? - What about you?

Even we escaped from the site. On duty!

Since you aren't there,

Shefeek Sir is going crazy at the site.

No one has any comp.. - Hey!

l mean, no one has company there.

- ls it? - Yea! No energy too!

Lakshmi, one minute.

No! l wanted to tell you something.

Tell me!

What's the matter?

Not here.. - Tell her. - We can talk privately..

Can you come with me?

What do we do now?

Drink this as well.

Drink it!

lt's pointless to buy her all these juices!

l...

l work as a draftsman in Metro Rail.

What? - Metro!

Draftsman!

l am a mechanical engineer. - Really?

Where?

Wipro!

Wipro is an lT Company...

Mechanical engineer in Wipro?

Yea! lt's a new post!

There's no such post in Wipro.

Aren't you a draftsman?

Yes.

Any guy who has passed 10th can be a draftsman!

You just scribble stuff, right? Don't think too much of yourself!

Got it?

Drink it!

Drink it up, man!

l'll also drink!

Lakshmi drank this, right? l'll drink it! l'll stir it & drink it!

Team DrC

Lakshmi, did you think about what l told you?

You didn't say anything.

What did you tell me, Hari?

You don't know what l meant?

Don't get so excited.

These are decisions to be made after a lot of thought!

We have time, right?

Not that...

l told you everything yesterday, right?

Mom has decided to go forward with that proposal.

lf l go see the girl tomorrow, it will be fixed.

lf you say Okay, l can present this at home.

ls this such a big deal, Hari?

We know what we want, right?

Or, is it that you don't trust me anymore?

No way! lt's not like that, Lachu!

l trust you!

Just that if you could give me a word, l could..

Lakshmi!

Ok. Let's go! - Movie is about to start.

l'm coming.

So okay then! l'll see you later.

What did he say?

Oh! As usual.. Proposal!

How are the reviews for the movie? - Very good.

He went away with her.

There she goes..

She made a fool out of you, right?

Poor Hari Sir!

Did l come here taking time off my job for this thing?

What job? - Hey!

But whatjob does he have?

You keep quiet!

This isn't going to work out. lt's better to accept the girl mom found for you.

lt's the boss!

Hello Sir!

l am with Hari sir.

We're checking out some metal.

No, Sir! We didn't get. Some other smart guy got it!

Hari Sirtold me that he will adjust with whatever is available.

Okay Sir.

Don't talk nonsense when l'm so pissed off!

Why did you tell him that you were with me?

Or else, l'd hear your share of abuses as well.

l'll give you the rest now!

ls this Harikrishnan's house? - Yes.

Who is it?

Madam, l'm calling from the matrimony office.

Did they call?

Yes. They did. lt's okay forthem.

So now, if Hari sees her tomorrow like you said,

we can go ahead and fix this.

l have told him.

He will see her tomorrow itself.

Then l'll tell them about your confirmation.

Okay.

Where were you all this while? You've been out for long!

Don't we pay you salary? You should be more responsible.

Brother, what's the problem there?

Oh, that? That is usual here.

You have an excuse for everything!

Don't pick up the phone. He is furious.

Mom! Sorry.

We had given them jobs before leaving.

l know that. And now you're making my job difficult!

No, Sir. My friend was in the hospital. lt was urgent.

That's why l couldn't inform. - What about this guy?

He didn't know the route. So l went along.

Okay then. - Hari, you can leave.

He's here, right? You can go.

Jiyo from 'Hindustan' will call you..

So please deal with those lists and stuff.

l may not be able to attend calls in the hospital. That's why. Okay then!

Hari Sir, one minute!

What is this?

To handle all this alone, l'm not Superman. l'm just a Supervisor.

Tell him that. Okay then. - What?

Go do yourjob!

Team DrC

Yes Aunty!

Manu, where are you?

l'm here only.

l'm running around for some money.

To pay the fees for Supplie exams.

Dad told me he can give me only love and not money!

You do one thing. Go meet Hari and bring him here.

But Aunty, l haven't gotten then money yet.

Can l go tomorrow?

You should go today itself.

When l told him about the proposal in the morning, he hung up on me.

And when l called now, he's not picking up.

Please bring him here.

l have given word that l'll send him to the girl's house.

But.. The money.. - You just want money, right?

l'll give you money. How much do you want?

Around 5... No.. 7000 Rupees.

Okay.

Start now itself, and bring him here somehow.

Don't waste time. Start immediately.

l'll go right away, Aunty!

lf you tell him this, he won't come.

So tell him some other reason and bring him here. Ok?

lf it doesn't happen now,

then he can get married only at 41 according to his horoscope!

lt won't take that long, Aunty. Don't worry.

l will bring him!

- Okay

And my money?

You bring him here. l'll give you the money.

l'll call you. l'll call you back.

You drive the car. - What about Achayan?

He has work there.

Then, shall we go home? - Why?

Your mood will lighten up if you see your mom.

Many, my mood is not right. lt won't be good if we go now.

Then shall we have a drink?

No. Not now. Get in the car!

Hey! - Start the car!

'What did she see in that Kunjiraman who's neither a man nor a woman?'

'That's what people are wondering!'

'Who needs the answer? You orthe people?'

'l shall tell you!'

'Womankind, including you;

will see what others would never see;

you will flirt while cursing;

laugh while crying;

and hate and desire for at the same time.'

Did you hear what Mammootty said?

What? - Didn't you hear it?

You won't understand what l'm going through, Manu.

Tell me.

What? - What you're going through.

My dear Manu, please don't irritate me.

What are you saying, Hari?

Am l not drinking all these and spoiling my health, for you?

You don't have to drink if it's so difficult!

You should understand one thing.

l won't mind if you fail in B.Tech and jump off a broken building!

But l can't bear it if you are fooled by a girl!

But she hasn't said no yet, right?

Team DrC

Why are these girls drinking here?

Go ask them!

Her face looks like a horse, right?

Right? - Get lost.

Should we order one more beer? - Yea!

Yes! - Then order it yourself!

Brother!

Bro!

Waiter bro!

Brother!

2 beers!

Two.

Bro!

2 beers!

So much attitude! This is why all bars were shut down!

l'll serve you right!

lsn't this a bar? - This is a parlour!

Wine & Beauty Parlour! Sheesh! Sorry! Wine & Beer Parlour!

You're drunk. Are you sure about the next beer?

Yes!

What is this? Where's the beer?

What?

People who wear white shirts & black pants are all waiters or what?

Sorry Bhai! He mistook you.

He didn't know..

That's okay. l was sitting there without any company.

Now we can sit here & say cheers! - No need!

Didn't we say sorry?

lt will be better if your find some other seat.

There's nothing like your seat or my seat here.

Anyway l sat down here. We can drink together now. What say?

We are not in a mood to drink with strangers.

These moods are all created by us, right?

ls there a better place to create and to solve problems?

l'll solve everything!

Bro, 3 beers! And a beef fry.

Smile when you bring it.

What's that?

Shall we go home?

You can say that easily.

Tell me if you need money. l have someone for that.

Okay!

And ya, you should pay for this!

lt's not cold enough!

Shall l pour this? - Enough!

We'll pour it ourselves. Give it here.

How do you tolerate this idiot?

Cheers! Bring it here! Cheers!

Are you crazy?

Who's this parasite?

So this is 'that' case, right?

What?

Girl! Love!

Why do you have to know all that?

Did she cheat you?

What?

Did she cheat you and leave you? - She hasn't cheated me.

Then? - Just that she hasn't given a reply.

So it's one-way?

Then you don't have to worry. There won't be any accidents!

l'll take care of everything! -Are you jobless?

This is my job!

What?

Motivation! Motivation Speaker!

What? - Motivation Speaker.

What?

Giving self-confidence to people who don't have that.

Giving courage to people who don't have that.

And l have a lot of these. So that's what l do.

My dear Bhai, this thing.. This beer..

We are high on this.

To listen to your blabbering, we need something else!

Did you get that?

You want?

l have a solution for that.

You want some?

Don't get scared. -Are you gonna take out a bomb?

Check this out!

Look at you!

We were talking all this while when you had so much love in your bag?

Pour it!

Team DrC

Why are you upset, Hari?

Open up about your sorrows to him!

Let your heavy heart become lighter!

Just shut up, Manu!

Tell me, what's the problem?

lf he has a problem, my heart burns!

And l drink until that fire is put out!

Love is not such a big deal!

l can solve it!

Exactly! Tell him, dude!

He has given us more love & care than our government!

Where's the stuff?.

People are looking. Drink that first!

Where?

Here it is.

Shall we say cheers once more?

Once more, before we open up about everything!

She hasn't said no, right?

lt's my client.

lt's okay!

Close.. Close your eyes!

Close it!

Forget your wife's face!

Take a deep breath! Come on!

Now let it go!

Stay like that for 2 minutes!

Let go of your breath in between!

Don't open your eyes now.

Ok? Everything will be alright! Ok?

What is it?

l was giving him some self-confidence!

Tell me your story. Come on!

Bhai, l tried a lot.

But.. - Her approach is very silly.

She will be in the arms of some cousin or the other.

That's not right!

lf this doesn't work out, l'll have to marry the girl mom found!

lsn't that better? Then you won't have to worry, right?

Exactly!

He can romance even after marriage, right?

So many times!

l can set your love for you, in the blink of an eye.

Tell me in detail.

lsn't this your first love?

First love?

His?

He's a chronic lover, Bhai!

Started off in 6th standard itself!

lf he starts romancing, he's a full on Romeo!

lsn't that true?

ls it?

Let me tell you something.

ls it betterto see a girl whom l don't know at all one fine day,

and get the marriage fixed;

Or is it better to marry a girl who understands me completely?

You tell me.

This is like asking whether arrack or scotch is better!

Yes! - l like both.

Whichever is better, the purpose is the same, right?

What?

What?

The pleasure when you have them!

What?

The pleasure when you have them!

So l have to set your love right! - ls this chilly beef?.

So what should l do now? Tell me!

Mom has found a girl in my hometown.

lf this isn't okay, l will have to meet her tomorrow.

Tell me about yourfirst love!

First love.. was during college..

College life was really colourful!

lt's so wonderful to even think of those days!

Yea right!

Will your uncle talk about supplie exams?

Team DrC

My dear Bhai, he is crazy!

Ask me how tough it is to study B.Tech! l'll tell you!

Sheesh! You guys did B.Tech too?

Why are you so sarcastic about B.Tech?

lf you throw a stone up in the air, in Kochi;

it will eitherfall on a Bengali's or a B.Tech guy's head!

This city is full of such people!

l'm bored seeing them!

You know what..

Attendance, assignment, lab, report, VlVA, project, internal,

Semester exams, Series exams,

and the sarcasm from those who passed;

Supplie exams;

abuses from parents;

Tuition,

And along with all this;

a B.Tech guy comes out writing 56 papers in 4 years!

So don't mock B.Tech guys!

No! - Did you hearthat? - Yes!

Have this.

Gosh! Good l didn't study B.Tech!

lt's better to be jailed, right?

Hey, tell me about yourfirst love.

Your college love...

Why? Are you upset?

Ah! Correct song!

Do they both love the same girl?

No! Here comes another one.

There are two girls?

Team DrC

Aren't you guys ready yet?

Did you get the stuff?.

l got it!

Where is it?

Do you have a cigarette? - Tyson has them.

Tyson, do you have a cigarette?

Get lost, man!

Dude, where's the stuff?.

Didn't you see it?

Not this stuff! This one!

l need money for all that!

Come here!

Blow..

You've had drinks, right?

l got it from the juniors!

Tyson, he's drunk on some local stuff!

Where's the stuff?.

l need money for all that, right?

Didn't we give you money for all this?

How much can l get for so little money?

Did you get Ray-Ban? - l've got 'Ray-Mon'. Check it out!

Get the stuff somehow!

-All these are colored glasses. Don't you have it in black?

ls it in there? - Yea.

Dude!

Didn't you tell me that you'll give the cash today?

Then?

You should bring the cash to me, right?

l'm here, in the toilet.

Bring it fast!

Since when did you start lending money?

l didn't lend any money!

l was borrowing it!

You really squeeze them, huh?

Shouldn't we squeeze something in here, too?

Yes!

The HOD is here.. HOD! Weather-bee!!

Shucks! ls this a chemical factory?

But, what are you guys doing here?

We are practicing, and..

pissing as well..

And some are shitting as well, Sir. Really!

Only you can keep a guard over yourselves today!

So keep a proper guard over yourselves!

You know that l'm too strict here! - Okay.

- So will keep a guard on him?

ls he crazy or what? He's trying to be strict in the toilet!

lt should be 'shit' in the toilet, right?

You guys were so unruly in college?

Watch on, Bhai!

'You just wanna hang this around? Don't you wanna fire it sometime?'

Team DrC

- Slap him, dude!

- Slap & then talk!

-Are you trying to scare us?

- Don't hit me, brother!

Gosh! Brother, brother!

Don't do anything. He's innocent!

Didn't you promise that you'll give me money?

- Yes, l did. - Then why didn't you give it?

Because l didn't have any, bro!

Please. Don't do anything! - What is your problem?

He's innocent. Don't hurt him!

What is this? Huh? What is this?

Can't you cut your hair?

Slap him, dude!

Move your hand!

- Shut up! - You won't give me money, huh?

You won't even allow me to shit in peace, huh?

Why are you hitting that poor guy?

He looks like an innocent fellow.

Only if we hit him, they'll have some respect for us!

Got it?

But why are you hitting him without any reason?

You understood who he is?

He was the one who didn't lend us money. - When? Before we got on stage? - Yes!

That was him?

So we got on stage all dry because of him! Hold this.

What, dude?

You can't give us money if we ask you?

No!

Didn't we ask for it as a debt?

l didn't have money, bro! - Hey. Don't hit him!

First dance, and now dark mood.. Where is this going?

Weren't you telling me your love story? Where's your girl?

She was sitting there while l was dancing!

You didn't see her then?

No!

Then, see now!

lsn't this a ground? What are they playing?

Rolling the top?

Wait, bro! Let me focus!

Team DrC

Dude, let me also see! - Move!

Let me see!

lt's all because of that baldie. Or else, l'd have been in her group!

Move! Go ,get a stool and come!

You're just half a foot!

Team DrC

Dude, let me also look!

Then look!

Move!

- Next is me.

Don't look there! Look that side!

Okay fine!

How much? - 20 degrees.

Zoom in some more.

This is good, man!

lt's zoomed in, bro!

Dude, tell me the measurements.

Almost 32..

Tell me correctly.

Then go ask her yourself!

Not 32! lt's 34!

Yes. 34.

l also thought so!

- You idiot!

Team DrC

You bloody Pareekkutti!

Stop singing such sad songs & sing romantic songs instead!

Ok. Here you go.

- l'll be right back.

Sorry Manu. l didn't see you!

Why do you have to say sorry, Asha? This is all good, right?

lf you want, l can come bang on to you again!

What is this, Asha? l'll come once again! - No!

No! No! Let me go!

Dude!

Don't we have to pay the condonation fees?

Oh! l forgot! - l knew you'd forget!

You romance without music for some time.

- We can romance without music. - Which song were you singing?

'Sundari'

'Alasa Kolusa Pennu' would be better for him.

That's a nice song, right?

Serve that piece, man!

You're always thinking of 'piece'.

You don't care for us anymore, huh! - Go, man!

Shahina!

What's up?

Nothing! l'm bored.

Did you finish your assignments?

No dear. There's a lot left. What about you?

l haven't touched it.

Did you have food?

Yes. You didn't have food?

Yes, l had. You?

Shahina, l'll call you later.

What happened?

You had to come right now!

What is it? - Dude,

Did you see the girl who came in LET?

Which one? l didn't see.

l think she has an eye on me.

What?

She looks nice! And l saw her checking me out!

You didn't see? - She would've looked to see who this loser was!

l'm serious!

You should set us up somehow! Please! - What are you saying?

Just because a girl looked at you, she is in love with you?

There's a 'knack' for all this.

You know how hard it was for me to woo Shahina, right?

But still, you have to set this up for me.

l've got a couple of new 'bit' videos!

Will you set me up?

Send it first!

Where is he? - He's here!

You're gonna get marks?

Hari, come here!

- Where are you going? - Shahina, 1 minute! l'll be back!

Leave my hand!

Come! - What is it?

l told you yesterday, right?

That girl from LET. Set her up with me, man!

Didn't l tell you last night?

You were serious about it? - Yea!

Set her up with me somehow, man!

With this face of yours, how can you expect that?

Then l'll ask Shahina.

No, l've made a plan.

Oh! So you have already planned everything?

You have a plan? - Yes!

The plan is that.. She will come right now..

And you both should rag her.

And make her cry while ragging!

Will you be able to make her cry?

Yes! Yes! We can make her cry easily!

That's all!

When you make her cry, l'll come by as if l know nothing;

in the end wherever it is happening.

And then l will slowly

give this towel of mine, and tell her;

'Dear, wipe those beautiful eyes of yours!'

How is it?

With this towel? - Yea!

With this stinking towel, she won't even wipe her phlegm!

Err.. Not this one!

This one!

You've bought a fresh one?

l got it this morning!

You miser, take off that price tag from it!

How's the plan?

lt sounds like a scene from a Telugu film!

But if you can do it naturally, it's fine!

Do as l say. She's coming! - Which one among them?

The second one.

Ok. Ready? - Go, go!

Come!

Jesus, make it awesome!

Go soft on her. Don't make her cry too much!

Stop!

What's your name? - Tina.

What's your name?

Arya Namboothiri. - What?

She's a Namboothiri!

From which 'illam' (household)?

ls your dad Vamanan Namboothiri from Memana lllam?

What if he is?

She's got kundi (ass) on the tip of her nose!

You mean Shundi (anger)!

Then kun..

You can go!

Go! - Come!

You should show some respect to seniors!

Go! - Leave her!

You leave! And you stay here!

Which batch are you in? - 2nd Civil.

LET? - Yes.

Do you sing?

Yes, l do.

Why are you smiling?

l've been first in competitions.

Did l ask you that? - No.

Which song will you sing now?

Do you want Malayalam, Hindi or Tamil?

ls this a music shop?

Malayalam! - Ok!

High or low?

What?

Pitch!

Dear..

Sheesh! Dear won't be nice.

Well.. That..

Sing whatever you like.

Sweets.,

Yes.. Sweets!

That's good!

Then l'll sing my favourite song!

Team DrC

l'll sing.

l'll sing, ok?

Sing!

'Night... Good Night!!'

'Now every night would be a sleepless night!'

'This life is a reincarnation!'

'She will always be my dream girl!'

'Oh my love;'

What is this! Call Tyson!

She has started crying!

Jesus! Make it all go well!

Poor Sweets! They would've made her cry so much!

- One more?

'Come dance with me! Come play with me!'

Dude!!

What's happening here?

You know that ragging isn't allowed in college, right?

Tell her that! - They weren't ragging me!

We were just introducing each other! Right, brother! - Yes, dear!

That shouldn't be happening!

She sings really well!

ls it?

These songs and all cannot happen here!

Ok, Tyson brother!

You don't worry!

Come, dear. l'll walk you till your class.

Just tell me when you want to hear songs!

l'll come! - Go, go!

We've heard enough!

You sing well, is it? Me too! - l hope she doesn't kill him!

What's your name? - Tina.

l'm Tyson.

Are you Christian? - Yes.

Roman Catholic, right? - Yes. Why?

Nothing!

God, such a great match!

Shall l go? -And yea, Tina!

lf anyone tries to rag you,

just tell them you are close to Tyson! Ok?

And l like it!

What?

l mean, your smartness! lt's great!

Asha, l'm really disappointed! - Go die then!

Tell me! You are my only hope!

Don't make me be your end as well! - Oh! You're so funny!

Team DrC

Who's that?

Professional students should have discipline first!

Ok Sir.

Shall l sit there? - Get lost!

And this one?

Dude,

Tina! - Where?

Outside. l have to go outside, dude!

You wanna see her? Really? - Yea!

Sir, Tyson has a doubt!

You scumbag!

What's your doubt? - Doubt?

Ventilation hole.. Manhole.. Not that, l need to pee.

Huh? - l have to pee!

Get out from here!

lt's useless if you sit in this class!

Go! Go! l need a treat for this!

Hey!

Come here!

What is it, bro? - What's happening?

Nothing. Wejust came to clear a doubt.

What? What doubt can you guys clear?.

Aren't you ashamed to go behind girls?

Go to your class!

Go! Go to your class!

Just like that. They won't be having any doubt!

No, bro! lt was me who had a doubt.

ls it?

lf you have any doubt, you can ask me, right?

l will clear it!

And you know something Tina,

Clearing doubts is a hobby of mine.

ls it? - Of course! - Then can you clear this?

This one?

l'm screwed!

Let me see.

This is simple!

lt's easy. You do one thing.

When you have free time during lunch, come to my class.

l'll tell you in detail.

lf we stand in this corridor, these kids will start gossipping!

So l'll see you at noon!

Okay!

So this is your urinal?

Sad!

l can't draw it properly. Can you draw it for me?

Get lost! l haven't finished mine yet!

l will tell aunt that you're in love with a Muslim girl.

ls it?

l don't care! Get lost, Manu! l haven't finished mine!

You can't draw it for me?

l haven't finished mine, dude!

You leave!

lt's too difficult, Shahina! l have to scare away this monkey-face all the time!

Hari, did you draw it?

Yes. l drew mine.

Not yours. Mine! l had given it to you yesterday to draw, right?

l'll see you in class.

lt's time for me to submit it. l need it now!

Oh! The one l took to trace from! - Give it to her!

l had taken it to trace from her drawing!

l understood!

Didn't l tell you?

l took it to trace from hers.

l took it to trace, man!

When l was clearing Tina's doubt, what did he call me?

Schmuck, right? - l didn't call you that!

You know what he should be called? - Double schmuck!

You double schmuck! Don't act embarrassed!

Your bloody drawing!

Team DrC

Look at those trophies. - He'd have bought them!

Disrespect, huh!

l'll teach you a lesson!

lt's an insult to call you Civil students!

Draw it properly & bring it back!

Sir, we have drawn.

Did you get it signed? - Yea right!

Asha, one minute. Give me that record book.

What's the matter? - Can you get these signed as well?

Will l be in trouble? - No way!

Will it be a problem? - No. She'll deal it properly!

Move this side. - Will it be a problem?

l'll punch you!

Check it in the staff room.

Should l go now, Sir? - Go man!

Fast!

How're you doing, Asha?

l'm good, Sir!

l see a bright future in you, Asha!

Sir, there's no drawing there!

That's alright! You have to draw there next anyway, right?

To meet the HOD..

Where the hell is she?

lf we get caught, it'll be really bad. - Dont get me tensed!

What happened?

Got it signed! - Yea?

Yea!

Notjust thanks. l need a treat as well!

Done!

How's that?

He's such a lecher!

ldiot Weather-bee!

l can get fool anyone!

Hey, Asha is coming.

Did you shit?

Did you shit?

lt's not time yet!

ls it?

Sheesh! Poorthing!

lt'd be better if she had a banana, right?

l have drawn well, right?

l was serious when l asked you earlier,

if you were gonna give just thanks in return..

Didn't you say you'll kiss me if l draw the record?

Me? l don't remember! No way!

l remember very well!

Give me! - What?

Kiss. - l'll give you later.

On the last day of class.

That day you'll have to give me a special kiss.

Now just kiss me. Come on!

Give me, Shahina!

Team DrC

Team DrC

Open the gate.

Team DrC

They said it was a story about making Dosa & they were making a cake instead!

You idiot!

Don't they fall in love when they order that Dosa in the movie?

Yea! 'Thattil Kutti Dosa'

Did you notice something else?

The hero's name in the movie is Manu.

And my name is also Manu.

That's true!

People with this name will be big flirts!

Gosh! Your mom! l'll come later. - Why're you getting scared?

You don't even get home on time these days!

l go for a movie once in a while, mom!

Ever since you bought that bike, you haven't been home at all!

He forced me to go with him!

Enough! Come and have some food!

We already had dinner!

You eat, if you haven't!

l'm really hungry! Get lost if you don't want!

Endless pit your stomach is! Didn't you eat so much already?

ls there fish? Give me his share as well.

Which movie did you watch?

(Song from 'Salt n Pepper')

Shahina, give me a kiss!

Shut up & get lost!

No one has slept here.

Shall l hug you tight and give a kiss on your forehead?

Now give me a kiss.

Get lost!

That was nice, right? l'll give you one more!

She hung up! You screwed it up!

Where did you come from?

She hung up, right? l'm there for you now!

Let me give you a kiss. - Get lost!

Hello? Why did you hang up?

Give me a kiss! - Who are you?

lf you call her again and talk nonsense, l'll kill you!

Hang up, l say!

Here he is! The Devdas.

Did Tina call? - Yea!

She said she'll call her.

Should l try calling? - You don't call again.

Don't call from your number. Let Tina call her.

l don't have a cigarette! - l'll give you one!

Give me!

Where did you get this from? - My brother has come!

He didn't bring any scotch? - l'll arrange all that!

You're talking about scotch when l'm on fire?

Dude, l'm getting a call.

lt's Tina.

Did you call Shahina? - Yes.

And? - Her phone is switched off.

ls it?

When l called her home, someone shouted at me!

Ok. l'll call you laterthen. - Ok.

What did she say? - Her phone is switched off.

And when she called her home, someone shouted at her!

lt might be her brother.

What do we do? - Not a problem. Don't be tensed.

We'll go to Shahina's house and see.

Should we?

Should we? - Let's go!

We'll see what's happening. - There's a toddy shop there. Come!

What a loser!

Move forward.

Team DrC

lf her dad sees me, it'll be a problem.

Don't worry!

Don't worry. lt'll be good toddy.

Hey! Police!

Throw the cigarette away!

Stop!

Throw the cigarette! - Yea!

Oh my God!

What's your name?

What's your name?

Robin.

And yours? - Hari.

And you? - Tyson!

Three of you, get into the jeep!

Sir, charge some fine and let us go!

We'll decide all that once we get to the station!

Take this bike and follow us!

Get in!

Robin, get in!

Tyson, get in!

Shut up & get in!

The Tyre has worn out, Sir. - Huh?

The Tyre.. - Shut up!

What?

Sir,

We won't repeat it, Sir.

We just went to drop him at the junction since he didn't have a bike.

Stay quiet. Sl will come now. We'll decide once he comes.

We've brought them.

Ya? Where's that ba$#@rd?

l will kill him!

Calm down.

Sl will come now.

l want to see that b@$#@#d's face!

Come!

Which one among them? - l think it's that Yellow t-shirt fellow.

Dude, Shahina's dad!

Shahina's dad!

l think her wedding and your funeral will happen at the same time!

Calm down!

We just have to find a solution in your daughter's matter, right?

See that he doesn't bite you! - Shut up, Manu! Don't fool around!

l was just stating the fact! - You stay strong, Hari!

We are with you!

Looks like he'll piss in his pants now. - Shut up, Manu!

Oh God!

Team DrC

How?

Though l'm a policeman, l'm an artist as well!

Who is this? - This guy is in a jolly mood!

- Will he die gasping for breath?

Happy Sl.

What use do we have if he is happy?

Find a solution in my daughter's matter!

Then we'll also be happy, right? - Yes.

Your deal is sealed! - Shut up! The Sl is here!

'Happy' is the Sl's name!

Oh Allah! Do people really have such stupid names?

lsn't 'Happy' a pickle's name? - There's a jam as well!

What? - Sir, it's them! Them!

Who is Hari? - lt's him, Sir.

l'm not Hari. - Didn't you say that you are Hari?

l said that unknowingly!

One slap!

Hit him on his face, Sir.

No! He'll do it himself!

You said that you're Hari earlier? - Yes.

Why did you say so?

Err..

Tell me. What's the reason?

Why did you say so?

The bike's RC book is in his name. He is the actual Hari.

So you are Hari? - Yes, Sir.

l said so since l didn't want any case in my name.

They are frauds, Sir! - They're kids, right?

So that's the matter, huh? You bloody B@$#@#D!!

Did you think policemen are fools?

ls this a place for you to say such nonsense?

No! - One tight slap!

What's your name?

Manu.

And that's Hari!

He is the main fraud among them, Sir. - l know that.

What's your name? - Tyson.

Mike Tyson, is it?

Who is he to you? - Friend, Sir.

So you're the ones helping him, right?

Yea! Yea?

What are you looking down for?

Look at my face while you talk!

What is going on between you & Shahina?

Tell me! - We are classmates.

That's all?

Tell him confidently!

Shut up!

Who are you to give him confidence?

Not like that, Sir. Only we are there for him, right?

You don't talk! - Tell me.

There's nothing else between you two?

Tell me!

We are in love!

You!!

What is it?

l'll say the dialogues & do the action!

You just have to watch!

Understood?

He'll do it!

Bad scene here, huh!

So shouldn't we find a solution forthis?

Open the lock-up.

Get in.

Get inside!

ls it yourfirst time here?

He'll take them inside & beat them!

They'll get a good dose!

Do you need a special invitation to get inside?

But l'm not in love with her. Only he is in love!

Oh! You're not in love? Then come! l'll give you some love!

Go in, man!

Girl case, huh?

No! Murder case. Shall l murder you?

No!

What is it?

Nothing, Sir.

Shall l ask you something? You guys go to the college..

..to study or to romance?

ls falling in love such a huge sin, Sir?

l won't say that.

And l don't agree to that as well.

Sir, you are as glamorous as Mammootty. Don't hurt us!

Yea! You look a lot like Mammootty, Sir.

Enough! Everyone knows that already.

lt's not news to me!

You are so glamorous! Why don't you try acting in films, Sir?

Do you know his story?

Superstars got insecure and kept him away from films!

Sir has acted in a couple of movies as well!

You know that?

Tell them, Sir!

Even though he's a thief, he blurts out the truth sometimes!

Like other thieves, he doesn't wait till he gets beaten to pulp.

Did l hurt you?

Yea! You hit me so hard!

Then why do you rob people? - That's my living!

So tell me. What's the actual problem?

According to me, everything should come to a happy ending!

That's what l want.

Got it? Happy ending!

So tell me. Quickly!

Sir, since they both are in love and they have a problem with him,

while we are trying hard to get them both together,

this fool gave kisses to her dad over the phone and ruined everything..

Enough! Stop it! Spinning yarns!

Tell me the matter.

Sir, they are really in love with each other.

ls that true? - Yes!

Why don't you have confidence to say that?

l won't believe him. He's a fraud!

So what l'm saying is that,

We will try talking to them.

Understood?

l can't give you any guarantee. Got it?

So let's talk to them. - Happy Sir,

What?

Sir, please solve all the problems.

lsn't that what l said?

Everything and everyone should be 'happy'!

Go! Go fast!

The kids have taken a strong stand.

lt'll be better if you approve it!

What are you saying?

You've joined them now?

Didn't l tell you earlier?. We should've beaten them ourselves!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

l just want a happy ending! - What?

Let go of your ego. Let the kids be happy.

What is his religion?

What is our religion?

l won't do anything that would go against the will of Allah!

Or else, ask him to convert to lslam!

Can you? - Mom won't allow me to convert!

He can't!

Another thing is that,

inter-caste marriage can be a big problem in the future.

What is religion & caste for love, Sir? What are they saying?

Alright! So when they have kids, what religion will they follow?

ln the religion column, will you write 'Love'?

Yes!

First, you let them get married.

And only when they have kids, you have to worry, right?

You can decide when they have kids, right?

l will decide whom she will marry!

Who are you to decide that?

You can't take that decision alone!

Then who else? -Am l here to dance to your tunes?

You do whatever you want! ls this Punjab or what?

Who does Ganja? Who does Ganja?

Not Ganja.. l asked if this was Punjab..

What's the point talking to one who can't differentiate between Ganja & Punjab?

Tell him to clean his tongue properly. You go get her!

You go get her! l'll get you married!

Go get her! - How can l bring her?.

They have locked her up, right?

Locked up?

Who locked her up?

Aren't you the one who kidnapped my beautiful daughter?.

No, sir! l don't know! He's lying!

Where is my sister?

Sir, this is a trick! This is his dirty trick!

Bloody Mogambo!

Mogambo is your dad, you ##!$@#@$@$

Stop it!

Got her! - Whom?

We got Shahina!

Where? Where is she? - Move, move!

Team DrC

ls she this guy's daughter!!

Dear..

Where were you all this while?

Shahina, tell them confidently that we are in love!

Sir is with us! - Tell them, Shahina!

How come he is with her?

Who is this?

Who is this barbarian?

Sorry dear!

Me and Shahina were in love from 12th standard onwards!

Our register marriage is over.

We couldn't tell anyone.

Everything happened so quickly!

You were betraying us?

- Shut up, man! Shahina's dad is here.

So you were betraying all of us?

Forgive me, dad!

Dad,

Assalamu Aleikum! (Muslim greeting)

Va Aleikum Ussalam! (Muslim greeting)

What is your name?

Pareekkutty!

What is your full name?

Pareekkutty Muthalib.

God, my father's name!

So l'll have to bear with this too?

Give me your hand!

Now, l am almost happy!

l'm happy! - Ok.

- You'll be happier when they have kids!

- That's true! - We'll leave then!

Team DrC

Allah saved us! At least, the guy is a Muslim!

Even though he doesn't look human,

he seems be religious'. His beard is proof forthat!

But when l see his face.. - What is this?

Call your wife and ask her to prepare Biriyani!

Beef is fine, right? - Beef?

For such a good event, you want a buffalo?

Tell them to get a goat!

Come on! Come!

Hey, start the car!

Get in dad's good books soon!

- We're lucky that everything ended well, Shahina!

Don't try to hang yourself! Ok?

Team DrC

lt's so true when people say that love is blind!

So who is he now?

Loser!

You still want to love, even after getting screwed so badly?

After all that, l joined a job in Ernakulam.

So Lakshmi was there as a relief overthere.

We used to talk a lot. Very freely.

She's very helpful too.

So, like that, l felt an attraction.

l really felt so!

l got that when l saw you itself!

Enough!

She has to give you a reply! Right?

Call her & tell herthat you want to meet her!

Then tell her what l'm gonna tell you! She'll come behind you!

Yea! She'll come behind him if he snatches her chain & runs away!

My dear Bhai,

she's the type who escapes even when you approach decently!

And now, we're drunk!

You're not so drunk! No problem!

This is a good mood! For certain things, this mood is better! You call her!

Call her!

Right? - Yea!

ls it ringing?

Yes, Hari.

Where are you?

l'm still in the mall. At Ethnic City.

Nothing. l just wanted to meet you!

Okay! Come. l'm here only. Ok?

Ok. l'll come there.

She's still in the mall after the movie.

From now on, do everything as l say!

Ok?

Ready?

Come. Let's go!

Which girl made you feel that she was a miracle?

Why are you looking at me?

To say so..

Oh! You can't say so, right?

All girls are miracles for you, right?

So, you go talk to her. We'll wait here.

Go!

Remember what l told you? Do exactly as l said!

Make everything alright, ok?

Bless you!

Bhai, we have to get him to see that girl tomorrow somehow!

Why are you in such a hurry for that?

Aunt has promised me some money!

You devil! Commission for this too?

Just like that!

Take a deep breath and leave it!

Then you'll get some confidence.

You've got it! Go!

Team DrC

Wear your sunglasses!

Or else, she'll look into your eyes & trap you!

Hey Lakshmi!

Hari!

What is this?

Who do you think you are?

People are watching!

Leave me! Leave me!

Did you think l'm a fool you could just flirt around with?

Have you thought about me like that?

Don't you trust me?

Remember what l told you?

Don't lock eyes with her!

Don't look at me! There'll be many idiots who'll come behind you!

You.. l don't need you! Get lost!

Get lost!

Your dad got pregnant!

Aren't you ashamed to go sniffing behind her back?

To bring shame to all the men!

Underwear! What you're wearing on your head!

Team DrC

What happened?

Lakshmi is calling! - Saw that?

Don't pick up!

lt won't be right if you keep it. Her bloody attitude!

A girl's mind is like a transport bus.

However much we run behind them, they won't stop for us!

And at some places, they just keep waiting for no reason!

See this? She's calling again!

What did you tell her?.

l told her! l told her everything!

l told her everything that came to my mind!

l'm so relieved now! Her cousin was there too! l gave him a dose as well!

That's another relief!

So we don't have to bother about anything else now.

Shall we go see the girl his mom found?

Don't make mom upset! Just go see her! For mom's sake!

ln this condition, if we go home..

That's alright! We can go in this car itself, right?

Don't drink & drive! We'll go by bus!

Ok. Then we'll freshen up and leave!

l have your phone with me. You might want to pick up the call if it's with you!

My phone! - Start the car! Let's go!

Can't we go to the bus station?

Why? One minute!

All buses come this way. Then why do we have to go there?

l can't see any bus!

All buses don't go to the stand.

Here it comes!

Stop the bus!

Why isn't he stopping?

ls this the transport bus you talked about earlier?

l hope we get seats!

There's a seat there!

Move your leg!

You guys stand for a while.

No seats, man! - We'll get seats after 2 stops.

Where are you going?

Thrisshur.

l'm going to Palakkad.

Palakkad!

Check out the star!

Come here!

What is it? - Come fast!

Check it out! There!

Saw? Superstar Rajnikanth!

l can't see!

Your seat is gone!

This is his seat!

ls it? Look there!

ls he your friend?

You got fooled, Manu!

- Why did you go as soon as he called?

He lost his seat, poor guy!

Team DrC

Sister, see this!

What happened, son?

What happened? - Nothing!

Where's the balance of my 1000 rupees? - l'll give you when you leave. No change!

Move, son!

She hasn't given me the balance for 1000 Rs.

Where? - 2 tickets to Thrisshur.

That'll be 220.

Who will take mine?

No. 3 tickets.

So 330 then.

lt's because l don't have change. Or else, l'd have bought the tickets.

Brother, it's me Dennis.

l couldn't arrange the cash.

l need a week more, brother!

You silly fellow,

are you trying to fool me?

This wasn't what you told me when you borrowed the money, right?

- l'll try my best!

lf you take a day longer than the date you told me,

dear Dennis,

you know me, right?

l'll teach you a lesson!

Who is he trying to fool?

What happened to your eye? ls it swollen?

Oh! lt isn't?

Wear it!

Not wearing?

lt was good!

What do you do?

l do some small scale real estate business,

and some financing, and somehow making a living, Bhai!

And you?

l'm a motivation speaker.

l have heard about the Assembly Speaker!

What is this? New category?

Not that.. Personal development.. That means..

Giving self-confidence to people. That's what l do.

Oh! That's it!

There's no job that my master doesn't know of!

- l thought as much! - What do you do?

l cook!

What? Trouble?

No! l'm a cook!

l cook traditional feasts very well!

Tell me if you need my services. - No, no!

You've heard of ThrisshurAmbisamy?

Like that, Palakkad Manoharan.

ls it? Who's that?

Me only!

l cook beautifully!

Where are you getting down? - Thrisshur.

Sir, buy the ticket.

Where to?

2 tickets to Thrisshur.

220.

How much did you say? - 220.

Do you have 200? - Yes. Here. Give her that.

Oh! You saw that?

Fine? - Yes.

lt's madam! - Pick up!

Not yesterday! Tomorrow!

Our Thrisshur Pooram!

Team DrC

- What the hell did you just say?

Coconut bark!

What's the English for Patta (coconut bark)?

Arrack!

Coconut bark, man!

Don't look that side again! lf they ask, tell them l have tooth pain.

lf the lady asks, we can talk!

- Dude, the cash isn't ready yet.

My dear Varghese bro,

that's not a problem at all!

l'll clear it next week.

Sheesh!

You take your time. One week or two weeks!

lf l give you money, isn't it safer than having a fixed deposit in a bank?

- ls it? - Yea!

Okay then!

- Okay dude!

Bye!

But Sir, why did you shout at Dennis then?

Listen speaker,

to play in this field,

we have to have a different game plans for certain games.

At some places we will have to be Sethu.

And at other places, we have to be Sethu's brother-in-law!

Which Sethu?

Sethumadhavan from 'Kireedam' (movie)!

Hey Paul,

you know Varghese, right?

l'll be in big trouble if l go against him!

lf he presents a cheque, our office will be shut!

So there, l became Sethu's brother-in-law!

My Sir is on a different level altogether!

Oh yea! Low level!

What's your name?

Daanachandran!

Perfect name for a finance guy!

What's next?

l paid the token amount forthat property!

lsn't it Madhavan Nair's 12-cent property?

- Yea! -Are you crazy?

lt's a field with a snake temple!

They have kept it for sale after clearing the field!

Don't get into trouble!

- Then l'll scoot! - Yea!

That will be better!

Can this be cured by medication? - Never!

But Sir, isn't this the place we were planning to buy?

Hey Paul,

now no one will buy that property!

We can negotiate and seal the deal at 30!

Spreading rumors & making it our own. That's what this is, Paul!

This is why you're such an awesome businessman, Sir!

Oh! You've learned that finally!

Such a sharp mind you have, brother!

Yes! Get down! Get down!

You want to sit here?

- You can sit here! The AC is really good over here.

- l'm feeling cold. Come, sit here. - No!

Should l move? - No. lt's ok.

What's your name?

Sophia.

l'm Solomon. - Solomon?

Who does not know Mohanlal's Solomon in Kerala?

lf his fans hear this, they'll kill you!

So what is your actual name?

Manu.

Manu Krishnan.

All the guys with the name 'Manu' will be flirts!

She understood the fact!

lt's not that funny!

Team DrC

What is your name?

Didn't you recognize me?

No.

Look closely!

Are you Meenakshi from Varyampilly?

He'll keep cracking such poorjokes.

l didn't recognize you.

Then shall l say your name?

lsn't your name Hari?

Err..

How do you know my name?

So you send requests on Facebook to unknown people?

Me? When?

He would've sent!

He's always upto such vulgarthings!

Did he send one to you too, Sophie?

No!

What's your lD on FB?

l don't have an lD.

Why don't you have an lD?

Are you on lnstagram?

Are you on the list of the ration shop?

What do you want?

Shut up, Manu!

l would've sent seeing the mutual friends.

So you'll send requests to everyone with mutual friends?

You haven't sent me any request!

l was lying.

l'll take care of you later! You idiot!

So how do you know my name?

There was a girl called Asha in your class, right?

Ya!

Asha Subramaniam!

Ya. She is my cousin.

He was closer to Asha than me.

Who makes Dosa at home? - Me.

Tell me when the pan is hot. l'll come make it for you!

Dude, has aunty's tooth pain gone?

Oh dear!

Are you crazy?

Asha is in Australia now, right?

Yea!

You know everything? Fully updated, huh?

He was always very updated about Asha!

Right, dude?

A small relation. Nothing more than that.

That's shouldn't be a problem between us, Sophie.

We have to cross all the hurdles!

Get lost!

What is this?

Team DrC

Where did you get this TVfrom, bro?

l got it made. Why? You want one?

Shut up!

lf he pisses, you'll drown & die!

This is like an elephant gone loose in a sugarcane grove!

You be comfortable. l'll move this side.

- Thank God! - Comfort! Hmm..

You would've been squeezed otherwise!

What is this? How can someone invite him for a wedding?

- Not me. lt was him!

Are you hungry?

No!

He must be hungry!

Look at him eating. He must be really hungry!

Now l'm also feeling hungry!

Where to? - Thrisshur.

- ls it Manoharan? - Yes.

l wanted to enquire about the wedding lunch.

We can make it awesome!

- ls it? What are the items?

ltems? - Yea.

ltems are Aviyal, Thoran.. - Then?

Pachadi, Kichadi, Sambar, Achar, Pazham, Pappadam, Payasam!

Two kinds of Payasam will be there. - ls it? How much per plate?

150 per plate! - Make it 130!

l'm in a bus. l'll call you! - Oh okay!

- 150 per plate? Then what about the food?

- This was for a wedding lunch!

Are you a cook?

Yes.

- Why? - 150 per plate?

That's for normal people. For you, it will be 1500.

Where is your next wedding feast? - Very nice!

Don't tell him the spot!

He wants to come have food there! - Don't irritate me!

He'll squish you like he squishes papads!

Dear... l was just joking!

From your looks itself, one can guess that you're very smart!

Just like that..

You got scared, huh?

- l've got Ravi! - You got him?

See to it that he doesn't escape! We'll be there right now!

- Ok.

Hey Paul,

our kids have trapped Ravi!

We'll get down here. - They got him? - Yea!

Move, dear...

Move..

Conductor madam, it's urgent!

We have to get down here. - Here?

Did the bus tilt a bit?

And yea,

These are tickets to Thrissur.

Do you have any refund scheme?

lf it's taken, it's taken! No refund!

Paul,

once taken, she won't give a refund it seems!

Okay then! - Get down!

Property next to Thrissur round means what?

Thekkinkad ground?

The government is not gonna sell it to you anyways!

Tell me the correct spot!

You didn't say your name yet!

Drishya!

Drishyam (movie)?

Not Drishyam. Drishya!

Drishyam, dude!

l have come to your college.

For the cultural fest.

With Asha.

l had seen your dance. lt was superb!

Which one? Civil's? - Yea!

Have you seen the dance by Mech guys?

No!

Have you seen it?

No.

You look like a 'Mech queen'!

Were you a 'Mech queen'?

Such a nuisance!

Manu,

Didn't l say the truth? - Hey,

Didn't you have a lover in college?

Of course!

l will tell you his love story!

Let me tell them!

Well. that was.. during college.. forfun..

Not forfun! He was really serious!

He got beaten up badly, was taken to the police station,

and her brothers almost beat him to death!

But l was really decent!

l know that!

l got beaten by her brothers. But he got beaten by Asha!

So that was you?

Yea! lt was him! He got beaten by her!

Now you understood how decent he is?

Oh yes! Very decent!

Come here!

Team DrC

Don't overdo it!

Don't overdo it!

You too!

Are they talking about us? - No, not us.

What do you do?

Degree. 2nd year.

We are B.Tech.

Are you working somewhere?

Yes. l'm working in Aluva. As a Civil engineer.

And what do you do?

What do you do?

l'm doing a supplication course.

Online. lt has very good scope outside lndia.

Didn't get it?

A course to write & pass supplie exams!

He has a lot of back papers. That's why!

Supplie!

Many more exams to pass! - Just 3 more.

After that, l'm coming to your house to ask for your hand!

No need! By then l'll grow really old!

Good one!

Do you already know each other?

No way!

No, you both sync very well. That's why l asked.

His wedding is fixed! - ls it?

His wedding is fixed!

He's going to see the girl tomorrow.

Aunt has fixed everything!

Things have almost progressed to the ring exchange stage!

Well, l'm not interested.. - He's really interested! Very interested!

How come you're not interested?

l have a few concepts about my girl.

There's an African woman, who is perfect for your concepts.

Shall l call her?.

l don't have any such concepts, Sophie.

We don't need a lot of time to get together.

You just have to agree. - Such a nuisance!

Manu, shut up!

Are you going to Thrisshur? - No, Pakistan!

This bus is going to Pakistan, right?

Manu, don't overact!

He'll keep fidgeting like this. Don't bother!

Yes. We're going to Thrissur.

Where in Thrisshur?. - Kurukkanchery..

ls it? l'm from Chembukavu.

l'm from Aluva.

'The Aluva river..' (song) That same Aluva..

Who all are there at home?

Mom, dad and a younger brother.

Do you travel to Cochin from daily?

No. We stay in the hostel.

So we go home during weekends.

Do you have a lover?.

Yes!

Get out! Now what's the point?

l'll talk to them. Go!

No! l don't have one now. l had a break up!

ls it? What happened?

l shifted to another school after4th standard.

4th standard?

lt's not that funny! She just said an ordinary thing.

l think she's also a chronic lover like you!

But it's pointless now. His wedding is fixed.

Things have reached the ring exchange stage. What to do!

Didn't you say this once?

Still.. once again..

l told you, right?

Won't we get late by the time we reach there?

Around 9.30..

These idiots are also getting down there, right?

Team DrC

Gosh! A mother & child!

Sister, you can sit here. - No. You sit there.

Manu. get up!

Let them sit here. Get up!

Please sit.

Gandhi in a blue shirt!

Thank you!

- Dear, you want to sit here? - No!

Move!

Move your bag!

Don't touch the bag! lt's full of snacks!

What is this? - Don't get squished!

What is this? African Gorilla?

Move!

Can't you see the fat man sitting here?

Can l have one?

Here you go!

lt's very tasty!

How is it? - Good.

Don't ask for more!

- Give him some more!

He's had enough!

What's your name? - Huh?

What's your name? - Linda.

Where to? - 3 tickets to Thrisshur.

73.

She's so cute!

Do you have chocolates?

Ya!

Don't dig again. lt's over.

Smile!

You want this?

Give me a kiss and l'll give this to you!

Brother, you're not playing any love song today?

The kids havejust started, right? - Change the radio station.

Even in this age, you still want love songs huh?

Even if l don't have change, l have lots of love!

Okay!

Team DrC

Team DrC

Team DrC

Hey! Give me the balance!

- l'll give. Wait! - Give it!

For me? - Any balance for you? - No!

Ask for her number! Phone number!

Drishya,

What is it?

Can you give me your number?

ls that necessary?

You give me your number. l'll call you if necessary.

Phone? - Tell me.

Give her!

Sophia, shall l give you my number?.

No!

You might not see me again!

l don't want to!

Shall we eat something? l'm really hungry!

l'm hungry too! Buy me something!

Where do we go?

We'll go to that street food shop.

Just pay the bill. Come.

Here?

l forgot to go to the ATM. Do you take cards?

How much, brother?. 60 rupees.

Pay him dude!

60 rupees!

Come!

Close it!

Come! This is my house!

Nice! Looks like a 2 storeyed house! - ls it?

No one's home or what?

Why am l knocking? You knock!

Mom!

Coming!

lt's a new shoe. - So?

Keep it here man!

Mom!

Someone will steal it if l keep it here.

Son, who is this?

This is my boss.

Hi mom, greetings! - Greetings!

Had dinner?

Did you have dinner?

We had in the bar..

We had street food.

Come! - lt was nice.

Where's the room? - Upstairs.

lf you had told the truth, we'd have been in trouble!

l always tell the truth!

Looks like a couple's room. l'll sleep here.

Where are you sleeping?

There's another nice room for you.

l don't sleep alone at new places.

Don't sleep alone. He'll sleep with you! l mean, sleep there! lt's his room.

All 3 of us can sleep here if it's fine!

Why do you have to adjust here? You can sleep comfortably there!

Go with him!

- Come! - Go!

lf you want, you can come there. l don't mind two people!

l can adjust.

Where's the room? - Right next to this one.

Where is it? - Come here!

This is the room.

The other room was better.

Why? This room is good, right?

lt was a big bed!

Why do you need a big bed? - lt's comfortable!

What comfort?

Oh! This is open?

What? - What are you doing?

l was closing this. - Why?

People will see, right? - What will they see?

Us sleeping.

What kind of a guy are you?

Hey! Very nice!

What's so nice? - Your shorts.

Aren't you sleeping?

Aren't you having a bath?

Why have a bath now?

To freshen up!

l'm not freshening up! l'm not bathing.

That side or this side?

You sleep this side. l'll sleep in the centre.

Centre? There are only 2 people, right?

Next to one.. ln the centre.

Come fast! l'll be waiting for you!

Waiting for what?

To sleep!

l can't sleep alone!

What is this?

Aren't you sleeping? Why are you walking around?

He's not proper!

Why?

l think his house is in 'Kundannoor' (Gayland).

Kundannoor? What?

How come you trusted him & let him sleep in your house?

Trust? l trusted you!

You're the one who asked him to come along, right?

You were there too, right?

Anyway, l've locked that door from outside.

There's no problem, right?

What's happening here?

Nothing!

l was just checking her profile..

To send a friend request on Facebook.

And that Sophia from the bus?

Get lost, Manu!

Go to sleep!

Aren't you sleepy?

Go to sleep!

Dude! - What?

Search for Sophia's profile!

Nothing doing!

Get lost! Go to sleep!

Shall l ask you something?

Ya! Sophia!

Not Sophia.

He's not troublesome, right?

Team DrC

Manu!

What? - That Bhai is missing!

But l locked him up in his room, right?

The room is open & l can't find him there.

Come with me!

Come!

See! lt's open!

He's not in the bathroom! l checked!

Come. Let's search downstairs.

ls breakfast ready? Then we can search after that!

Shut up & come, man!

lt's so silent here!

Did you check in the well? - Mom!

Mom! -Aunty!

Mom is missing too!

Where did she go?

Check over there!

No!

Mom!

She would've gone to the temple!

Where is this guy?

Ah! He is here!

He was here?

We mistook him!

He was praying!

Drinking in the night. Praying in the morning. Nice!

He's not praying! Must be Yoga.

ls that so?

Poor guy! We misunderstood him!

Once more!

What is this, Bhai? You scared us!

Here! This side!

Come! You can sit on either side!

Come! l'll sit in the centre!

You practise Yoga? - Once in a while.

Just on Sundays!

Can l get a horse or something like it? To exercise like this?

Horse? - To spread oil over it?

There's a cow in the backyard. You want to milk it?

Not cow! lt's a huge problem if we touch cows!

l shall spread oil on my body itself! You have oil here?

lt'll be in the kitchen!

Come! - Why?

To get oil for me.

Hi mom!

Eggs & Milk? - Don't touch my eggs!

Usually l get 6. Only 5 now!

ls there something for us to eat?

Nothing! You're just bothered about food all the time!

Get ready! Shouldn't we go see the girl?

Should we? - Get ready soon!

Mom, wait! Listen!

There are 3 carrots in the fridge, right?

Can you make a juice with 2 of them?

Do you want something else as well?

Don't add water. Nothing else!

Can't you give him some coconuts?

Why? To throw on your head?

Poorjokes in the morning itself!

Team DrC

'ls your concept ok?'

'Who is it? Drishya?'

ls it far from here?

What? - ls it farfrom here?

'Aren't you going to check your concepts today?'

l don't know. l'm not interested! - Don't be so gloomy!

Have a smiling face!

'He was joking' - Can't you apply some Vicco Turmeric?

You'll be all bright & shiny! - Get lost!

Shall we lie to mom that we went there?

'Why did you ask my number yesterday?'

No! We should keep our word!

Just see her once! That's all, right?

'Err.. that...'

We'll go straight, turn right from the junction and ask someone!

Shall we ask someone here? - Where?

We'll ask this girl!

'Well, that was...'

Dear?. Do you know where Geethanjali road is?

What? - Geethanjali road!

His bride-to-be's house!

Shut up, man!

They are laughing, dude!

'Did you see the girl?'

l think everyone knows that you're going to see your girl!

You're announcing it to everyone, right?

Are you actually cousins or enemies?

'Didn't l tell you?'

'l'm not interested.

'Mom is forcing me!'

Come. Let us go through the backside.

Backside of the car!

Such a fool!

Should we go in?

Come!

Did you have trouble finding the way?

Since we didn't know the way, there was no problem!

Come. We'll sit inside. - Bro, shake hand!

Please sit.

Greetings grandpa!

Were you in town, Hari?

No! We just came here.

We reached last night from Ernakulam.

They are?

This is my uncle's son, Manu.

And this is my boss.

ls it? - Who are you?

Me? l'm the girl's father!

Who is this?

l'm her uncle.

Uncle?

And this is another uncle.

'ls the Supplie guy with you?'

They are bringing sweets!

'

'He's cracking poor jokes like yesterday.'

This? - The girl's brother. Aadi.

And that's the mother.

'Non stop poorjokes!' Your mom?

Not mine. Their mom.

Where is the girl?

Call her!

'Did you see the girl? How is she?'

'Not yet.'

Aren't you eating? - No!

Are you diabetic? - Yes.

Team DrC

'Saw her. Nice!'

Hari, do you want to ask her something?

Where's the bathroom?

Show it to him, son.

'Ok dear. Bye!'

Stomach Pain! - ls it?

Ask her something!

What's your name?

Manju.

What do you do?

Degree final year.

lf you want to talk personally, you can do that.

lt's better if you don't send them away.

That's okay. - lt's fine. You can talk!

He's shy. Just like his grandfather.

But he had 16 children!

Go! Go! Go talk!

Do you have any more children to be married off?

No. Just him.

Oh okay!

What do you do?

l work in Wipro.

Where in Wipro?

ln Wipro only!

And where are you from? -America!

You're lying! -No!

Why?

She is inside.

l'm her aunt!

l'm another aunty.

'Don't go. She's not as good as you!'

We are her cousins.

'l'm serious.. l..' - There she is..

'l have certain concepts'

'ls it? So cute!'

Aren't you talking?

Yes.. Huh?

So.. Who is this?

'Are your concepts ok now?'

Team DrC

Nicely fooled me, huh?

l recognized you in the bus itself.

And then..

When you didn't recognize me,

l decided to play a game!

l was just testing you.

And did l pass the test?

You were the one with so many concepts, right?

Yes.

But l didn't mean to stress on those concepts.

Nice! You scared us! lmpersonation, huh?

Anyway, she'll be perfect for our house!

Aunt will have a tough time!

Great!

ls it?

Shall we leave then?

But.. You..

We were just talking..

What more to talk? Don't you want to talk something after marriage?

Come. Let's go. - One minute.

By the way,

ls Manju married yet?

No? - No!

l'll be back.

Looks like we might have to come back pretty soon.

You should get married to Sophie or Manju.

Okay then.

Kids these days!

She told us that she had met you in the bus yesterday.

ls it?

And it was all a joke, right? - Nice joke!

Very nice joke.

l like such jokes. - Okay then!

Aren't you coming? - See you!

Should l come?

See you Manju!

Enough!

Now that everything has gone well, ask your mother to call us!

- l will. - Okay then.

Drishya, see you! - Bye!

l'll come again soon. - You will have to come many more times!

l should say a special bye to Manju. - Let's go!

Manju, bye!

- Shut up. Don't overdo it!

Bye dad. Bye mom!

She is very smart!

That's true!

Very smart!

l liked her!

So she was interviewing us yesterday?

Yea!

Girls chosen by mothers will never turn out to be bad.

They will always choose nice girls.

The problem is that, l thought this marriage isn't gonna happen;

and fooled around with her father a bit too much.

lf they took offence, he would've killed me!

l would have murdered you!

But that's what they liked. - True!

Stop the car!

What happened? Lakshmi is calling.

Pick up. Ask her what's the matter.

Pick up! Should l?

Are you still upset with me?

l was thinking about what you said yesterday.

l love you too!

Even after l called you, you didn't call me back!

l'll call you.

- When? - For my wedding!

Okay? Bye then!

Good job, dude!

You became a hero only now!

Let girls these days learn a lesson!

That if they keep us waiting forever, guys will find other options!

Yes! They should learn that!

Where did he go?

Where did he go?

Will he be doing Yoga in the middle of the road?

Where is he? - l don't know!

We'll ask those dudes!

Bro!

Bro!

Did you see something like a coconut falling off from this car?.

No?

Call him & see.

Give me his number.

His number is with you, right? - Me? You didn't take his number?

You didn't take his number? - l didn't!

Where the hell is he?

My God!

Come. Let's look around.

Where did he go?

He might have gone home. Something urgent must have come up.

Home? No way!

By the way, what is his name?

You didn't ask his name? - No!

But still, why did he leave without telling us?

Let him go wherever he wants! Why are you getting tensed?

You naughty!

Time for me to get back inside.

- Naughty Krishna! - Thank you!

Team DrC

Come!

Bless you!

Go!

'l saw him!'

'Only l saw him!'

Manu, check this out!

What?

- Didn't you see? - What?

ls she hot? ls the girl hot?

Bombshell?

Nothing! You keep driving!

Why are you staring at the temple donation box?

Nothing.

l thought l saw..

You didn't see?

Only you saw?

No one else saw? Ya. Only l saw. You keep driving.

Since he was there, everything went well.

Right? - What about us?

Everything is ok, right? - Fool!

His stupid 'concept'!

l struggled so much for nothing!

He will be okay with any girl he meets!

Team DrC

Where is the guy working?

Ernakulam? Ok!

You know about my commission, right? 10% .

Ya. l hiked it a bit.

- ls this Harikrishnan's house? - Yes.

Yes. Happy Wedding Matrimony.

What is the status?

That is ok. And my commission?

Yes. Of course!

lt was very simple, right?

lf we get a matching profile, we will get them together somehow or the other!

That's the style of Happy Wedding Matrimony.

Love is not a problem. l can solve it easily!

Tell him, man!

Fool!

lf this isn't okay, l'll have to marry the girl mom chose.

- Yes.? - lsn't that better?.

Then you don't have to worry, right? - Exactly!

So we should set you up with her?.

So what should l do now?

From now on, do everything as l say.

Okay? - Ok.

Ready? - Ok.

Come. Let's go.

No.

We are following them.

You come around 10.30.

Ok. l'll call you when l reach there.

Hello?

Sir!

- Tell me.

Everything is okay!

Where have you reached? -Aluva.

Ok!

Shall we board a bus from the bus station?

Why? One minute!

All buses come this way. Why do we have to go to the stand?

l can't see any bus. - There's one!

All buses won't go to the station.

- Ya. We're coming!

Team DrC

Come.

Hey. Sit there.

Get ready! Shouldn't we go see the girl?

Hari, if you want to ask her something, please do.

Where's the bathroom?

Show him, son.

Come. - Stomach pain!

l was scared! - Look at his smile!

Hello? - What is it, Sir?

Things have gone for a toss! lt's not the girl we know!

We followed correctly!

You might be mistaken.

This is sad!

Will l get any commission?

Will l lose my money?

lt's like a fool won the lottery.

For us? - Not us. Him!

lt's like that fool won the lottery.

Yes. We've received the profile!

You know about my commission, right?

10% .

The guy's name is Omar, right? l'll take care of him!