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- Good evening. - Good evening.

JUST BETWEEN US

- You remember aunt Zuza? Her father was the governor's advisor.

A great lady! I would cum fast, she would caress me and say,

- Boy, you're like high-speed train! - She would do me, and ask,

How's school, kid? - Zdenka!

The academic chorus group Ivan Goran Kova�i�. - Great tits!

A soprano!

This is the last one...

Okay, thanks...

How old was papa? 80? -81. Almost. - Look what chiks he had.

A great artist. Great work. - A great artist and a great prick.

He wasn't. - Yes, he was. You don't have a clue...

You were the smart,successful son. Me? He didn't even notice.

80 years... - Did you get those test results?

No. - Even better. They won't be good.

Don't fuck with me. - Those tests are never good.

Fuck... - Are you sure she's asleep? - Yes, I'm sure

Don't bang the door. This is not a Renault 4.

I'm finished, bro! My days are numbered.

I won't let anything happen to you. - There's nothing you can do.

It's cancer, bro. Death.

It's half past three, idiots. -It's okay... - The appointment is at 7.

Fick, Anamarija, our dad just died. - He's gone.

Please, honey, just don't forget that thing. - It'll be all right.

Honey...

What's that appointment for?

In vitro.

We're trying to have a baby. All those problems with my prostate...

My sperm... They are slow swimmers.

Mine swim like Michael Phleps. - Phelps.

One medal after another...

It's hell, bro.

I jerk off in a jar... Like in a high school kid.

And then she takes it to her OB.

Don't you have a secretary who could give you a hand?

Close the door on your way out...

"Please, love, don't forget!"

Oh, sweetheart, you didn't forget.!

The priests are nervuos... - I don't care. 30 minutes. - But...

They need me! - What shall I tell them? - Just give them the presents.

Excuse me...

Merry Christmas. - Thank you.

Bye.. - Goodbye..

They're still waithing.

Praise the Lord!

Bandits...

Okay, let's get to work.

Well? - Cervantes didn't have much luck in this part of the world.

It's about my results... - Nothing yet. - When will you have them?

It's hard to say. It's going slower because of the holidays...

Shall I call you? - No, I'll call you as soon as I ge them.

Can you tell doctor �kegro to call me? - Sure. Bye. Merry Christmas.

Look what a nice tree Davorka, the literature student, chose for you.

Good day. - 'Day. I'd like a bigger one. This one is too young.

Give me one suitable for a man of my age. - Oh, you're not that old.

Come with me...

This one??

Sure, that's the one. - Can I do anything else for you?

I had her eating out of my hand. - Not true. - And you fucked up.

Look, my wife is pregnant. I don't know if I'll still be alive in 6 months.

I want to spend the time I have with my family, happy... - Fuck off!

You got scared of dying, and the fear humbled you. - Hey, guys! Hi!

Happy Hanukah! - Merry Christmas!

Cheers!

Anamarija! - Oh, come on...

Anamarija! - Shut the fuck up!

Anamarija! - What are you shout about?!

So? - Wasn't there a bigger one? - Ijust love my crazy wife.

You want the crazy one to come down? - Where are you going?

I don't want to spoil the happy moment. See you.

Careful, you two!

Wow! She's kicking! - Not yet, but soon! Mommy's girl!

I also wanted to kick you in the head, more than once.

The ehings you had to put up with... I owe you so much.

I was such a pig.

But, I'm not a pig anymore.

I don't deserve all this... - Don't talk nonsense.

You do deserve all of that. All of this is yours. - Everything?

Don't... - What's wrong?

It's not funny. - Our rescue team is on it's way to the victims.

It's not funny. - Our rescue team is on it's way to the victims.

We're expectting them on the scene any moment now...

Don't... I feel terrible. - No, don't... Let me help you.

You can't help me. No one can help me...

What do you mean, I can't help you?

What is going on?

I don't know.

What? - I'm sorry,nothing yet... They're not done? - It's Chrismas.

So?! - Nobody's working... - Nobody's sick on Christmas?!

Don't be rude, sir.

Nikola! The caterers have forgotten the lettuce!

Call them to get it. - They're not answering. Run to Dolac market.

It's Christmas. It's closed.

Marta says that this guy, Naser, is always there. Please?

Please?

�kegro, where are you? I've been calling you. - Skiing. It's Chrismas.

Yes, but... - Everything's going to be all right. - I'm going crazy

Your results are negative. - What? - They're okay. - Okay? - Yes. Relax.

Everything's fine? - You're healthy man, just wash your hands after...

Now you're fucking with me, asshole! Yes, you too...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... And everything...

A shot. - Herbal brandy from Bra� brings back to life. - Been there...

A double one!

Excuse me... Just five minutes ago,

the most wonderful thing happened to me. I was reborn!

You must have a frink with me. Just one drink.

The Mass... My mum's waiting for me. - Davorka... I remember.

Davorka, right? - Yes. - Today is my birthday.

Just as His, little Jesus'. Please, just five minutes...

Goodness, you'll get me drunk.

What was that? - I couldn't resist...

If you do that again, I'll bite it off.

I want to cum on your tits.

Whose place is this? - My dad's.

Painter Mi��evi� is your dad? - He passed away...

Oh, beautiful...

Oh, dear...

Oh, sweet...

Freedom!

The gift that Almighty God gave us,

the cause of truth, and all our glory,

the only adornment of Dubrava...

''Gunduli�''...

You are really not that old...

What is that? - The neighbor is an idiot... Forget about him!

My lettuce is here?

Thank you. Bye. Thanks.

Brother is not well...

He's reslly sick.

Fuck off! I'm so stupid! - Let me explain...

There's nothing to explain, bastard! Are we a family or what?!

I'm innocent... - One shitty lunch, that's all I asked for!

Do this again... I'll go to jail, but you're going six feet under.

What is that? - The neighbor is an idiot... Forget about him!

Hi! - Hey... - Do you need help, professor?

I need a lot of things. - Well, you can tell me everything.

Everything? -Todo.(everything)

It's okay... Thanks...

Valencian squid... Don't you think you should get dressed for lunch?

You're starting to sound like my dad. - What would you do,

if you found out your dad's not really your dad?

That my dad's not my dad? No way! I wouldnn't like that!

Why? He's a good dad?

He's great. - Mine was chased away by three women,

and then they all died df sadness. One of them evenkilled herself.

I never knew where to look for him.

And, when I found him, we didn't know what to talk about.

Saturday afternoon, visiting the ZOO... - Don't be mad.

You're not with your family either. Your wife kicked you out, too.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Piggy...

What a ham! - Oh, professor...

I'll end up in jail 'cause of you.

What are you doing? - I'd like to have one in my office.

It will all be yours soon, anyway. - Oh, fuck you! Look bro...

This has to stop. You're taking the paintings, condoms... - Well...

Yes, you can't even buy your own condoms.

Look, if this is because of that chick... - What chich do you mean?

Sorry, it just happened. - Do whatever you want...

Don't be mad, okay? - You keep doing this to me...

Everything's always for you! You, you, and you!

None of you gave a shit about me, not you, not my wife, not dad!

I was nobody! You know why? Because I was the good one.

Braco was good, and you all took advantage of that!

So, today, Braco is here, and you are there. But I don't mind.

Just take it all! - Hey... - Don't you hey me, fagot!

I could've been in America too,while there was a war here...

Master's degree? So?

You know shit about the life here. People sift garbage for food...

Shall I take it, or should I come some other time? - Take it all!

Leave! Fuck you, and your capitalism!

Don't leave anything, I don't need your money. You hear me?!

So, you starting a new life? Old habits die hard.

I know. I barely managed to get over you. - Please,don't start.

I loved your dad's paintings, I was young, I posed for him, that's all.

We dated before I met Nikola. You promised not to mention that.

You're brothers! How can you even do that?

How can you talk about that in the presence of this young lady?

Your little niece...

Do you remember when we came by your place, after the funeral?

Anamarija, could you come? - Nikola fell asleep...

I was still awake... - Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Tell me... What were you saying?

We got drunk. - Yes...

I really don't know what got into me... - But you've stopped drinking.

That's right. - Let's go...

What, it hurts?

What do you think, would my Marta take me back?

I don't know... Beg her for forgivness. You can't live like this.

Look at you... You reek of sadness.

Come to daddy, sweetheart.

You don't want to meet my old man. Let's go...

Get out!

Out, I said!

Mum, you go to the kitchen. Why are you here? - Kitten...

I'd like to come back. Start over. - Right! I'm going nuts without you.

I'm still your husband. - You stopped being that long time ago.

I have no patience for you. - Look at this... - For your bullshit,

drinking, girls... - That's not true.

The university wanted to fuck me up... - Always the same!

Plots, knife in the back... I've had enoughh of that.

Excuse me, the money is for that guy? - It's none of your business.

It is my business. You're not being fair. Your always blame me.

Just tell me: Braco,get lost. I got myself a younger guy. - You see?

It's always someone else, but not Braco!

I want someone who's not afraid to step up. - Oh... And he's done that?

He wants to do something with his life. - And he's got a big cock?

Exactly. He does have a big cock. Huge cock!

Motherfucker...

Calm down! Calm...

Bitch... - Idiot! Fuck you...

- Now you'll see...

The street by the cable car. He's an alcoholic, he'll kill her.

The patrol is on it's way... - Let go of that! - No! Let go of my leg

Not mum's vase!

What are you looking at, idiots? Okay, easy...

I came over, so that you don't have to visit me. Please.

You have your life, I have mine.

Our child doesn't have to see our fights. You want her to hate you?

Have you had coffee?

Baby, we're no longer fit for this world. For this greed,

for these thieves, and murderers. They've devoured us.

We'll work for peanuts, you at the bank, me at school, till we die.

I thought it would be easier if we're together.

That's all I wanted to tell you yesterday.

I have no one. You're my only ally.

Oh, Braco...

Take me back.

No.

What kind of tea do you have? - No. Coffee, and cognac for both.

There's no point. I don't know if you're worse drunk or sober.

Do you have a cigarette? - I gave up smoking.

What? - Right...I don't smoke.

Yellow tobacco, please. Thanks, Bye.

Hey! - Hi. - What are you doing here this early? - Rough night.

Really? - Don't ask. See you tomorrow? Bye.

Who was that?

A girl from aerobics class. - Aerobics, huh?

You are such a dog! - Tell me, Maja really hates me that much?

She hates your guts. Don't get upset. You hated your dad, too.

Let it go, the girl will be fine. - And that guy? - What guy? Oh...

Does he really have a huge... - No. Small. - How small?

You're messing with me.

Swear. - Cross my heart.

Fuck it! Just when I thought I'd be starting a new life.

What for? You haven't done anything with the old one yet.

Thanks.

Good day! This one...

Hi! What are you doing here this early? - Rough night. - Really?

Don't ask. See you tomorrow?

She's armed and dangerous! Our favorite guest's coming over?

They've sent Coldrex? - Every time he comes,

you dress up as if John Paul was coming to Croatia.

John Paul's dead. - Your guy will be headin the same way soon.

At least it was fun while it lasted. - See? that's you.

Giddy when he's coming, and messed up when he's gone.

You think he's going to leave her? You couldn't catch him with a kid...

I didn't want to. - Because you're afraid, and he loves that.

He does his thing, and goodbye, baby.

How can I help you? - I'm looking for an air freshener.

Scented candle, jasmine, lemon...

Why don't you ask him to leave his wife? Is that so hard to do?

And, why don't you simply get a girlfriend? - Promise you'll ask him.

I can't look at you being so miserable anymore. - Get a grip.

Here you go, lemon and lavender. 33 kunas each.

I'll take this one.

Don't I knowyou from somewhere??

Well, my mistake. - Here you go. Thank you. - Goodbye.

Plane ticket, passport, long underpants? - Yep! Two pairs.

I'll call you when I get there. - Okay. Straight ahead...

Welcome to Munich, Mr. Nikola!

Pasta, and cabbage. - Ham hock, pasta, and beer. - Dad

Daddy! - How was day-care today? - Boring.

Bring my jeans, quickly! - Wait! This is much better.

All the planes took off on time? - Yes. -No delays? -No.

Thanks. - You're welcome.

Love... - You've arrived... - I just got to the hotel.

In Munich? - Yes. -How's the weather? - Snow, fogg... - And now?

Business dinner. I'll turn off my mobile. - Keep warm. - Yes.

We can't talk long.Roaming... - I love you. - Me too. Kiss...

I love you...

We've been on so many trips all these years, huh?

Stocholm...

Moscow...

Lisbon... Athens...

Kuala Lumpur... - Kuala Lumpur was the best.

Munich will be the best, my love...

Luka! Love! We're going to be late! - Wait! - Come on! - Yes...

Let him stay with me. - You'll be able to handle him? - He's my kid.

I forgot the horse radish.

Can you buy it later? I'm in hurry right now.

Don't be so paranoid. Who will recognize you? - You know I can't.

Fine... I'll bring some when I get back.

Where's yours? Here? I got three, and you? -Four. - Yes.

You're better, huh?

- Yes. Gerald, yes.

Can you talk, right now?

No, I'm in Munich.

Yes.

Don't worry, I'll resent you, right away.

Yes.

Okay.

Bye.

Thank you. Happy birthday. - Thank you.

Very nice. - This? Right... - Happy birthday!

Thank you! - Come in.

Tonight, you'll cum on my tits. - It'll be my pleasure, madam.

This Oktoberfest is great! - What do you say, buddy?

Buddy is a bit sleepy. - Let's go.

One for me? Thanks. - Good night. - 'Night.

Only my mum made pasta,and cabbage like this... Really!

Good night.

Good night, dad.

You think we had same father?

You're joking, but I think about that very often.

Happy birthday, bro.

Are you sure the kid is yours? - What's your problem? Spit it out.

Do you want? - Are you crazy? She's waiting for me.

You have two women waiting for you, and I have none.

Fuck you, and your capitalism.

Do you have...

That's it.

Thanks.

Come on...

Hey! Stop it!

What's up?

Nothing.

You can tell me.

I was just thinking...

It would br nice if you could go to the store, and get the horse radish.

If we could go out for a walk. For everyone to see. It's stupid.

If we weren't always stuck in the apartment like prisoners. - Let's go!

Come on! Calm down. Keep that prostate warm.

I can see your nipples.

Show me, just a little...

Just a little... - No.

You're a very bad girl...

I'll punish you. - Oh, really?

I'll bite your bum!

And,I'll fuck your brains out... - Oh, mister, please, no!

Here you go, lemon, and lavander, 33 kunas each.

I'll take this one.

Don't I know you from somewhere? Well...

My mistake. - Here you go. Thank you. - Goodbye.

Hey... - Hi.

Romantic atmosphere? - If I move in... So we don't live in pig-sty.

Nice...

Grab my ass! Grab it! Stronger! Stronger!

Could you move your arm?

I can't breath. - Wall,don't. Honey, everything bothers you.

You're choking me. - Really? I'm paying your rent, mobile,

and everything that you have. And, I'm choking you? - Come on...

As soon as I get on my feet... I'll pay you back everything.

Where are you going? - Well... You got any cash?

I gave you some yesterday. - I bet it on Barca. - Barca! - What?

Don't worry. Messi is working for us. Come on, lady, smile.

It's over, Barcelona lost. The fans are disappointed...

And, this was definitely Messi's worst match ever...

Waiter, give us another.

That's it, the referee has marked the end. Three points for Villareal...

It's you? - Yes. - Could you come over? - Sure. No problem.

While I'm finding him doctors,terrified, he's sleeping around.

I know her. She's pharmacist. I've bought some things from her.

Of course. Who else would a hypochondriac find?

Who sent you these? hisholines@net.hr Very funny.

I shouldn't be smoking. I'm waiting for him to come back.

I've already packed my things. - Don't be crazy! He cheated on you,

and yuo're pregnant. You always say you're going to kill him,

and now you're going to let this cow get him. - What should I do?

I can't be alone, but I can't raise a child with such a man. - You can!

He 's your husband. - You're the one to talk.

Give me some blanket, I'm cold. - Here...

My aunt married four times. You know what she says?

Everything made sense, but I don't know why I divorced the first time.

I won't get married again.

Certain female sharks can reproduce without a partner.

I can live without a man. - How?

It's nice when a man gets on top of you.

It is. - When he's big, and heavy.

And his dick is good... - The dick is the best part.

Have you ever cheated on Nikola? - Once. - Wow...

I'm not sure if it was cheating or not. - You just kissed?

I gave him a blow job. - Okay...

Nikola was out of town, and I was... It doesn't matter.

The guy gave me a ride home. We laughed... It just happened.

Here? - No, in the car. We were talking in the car, and...

Fuck... He's screwing around,

and I feel bad 'couse of a blow job in the car.

And? You fucked him, right?

I wish I had. I'm just not that kind of person.

I caught him cheating on me, and I wanted to get back at him.

I'm so stupid. I almost confessed everything. - Serves him right.

Thanks, goodbye.

Good day. Yes? - Hello. I'd like to make a deposit.

Come to my office. Now.

Marta, for such an amount, heads will roll.

I can give you until tomorrow morning. Don't ask for more.

Do you have the money?

What happened old gal? - Don't ask...

The usual thing. I eat other people's shit, beacouse I'm stupid.

First my mother, then my husband, and now... I just have no courage.

I'm stupid...

Hi.

Dinner is in the oven.

Yes?

Honey, I was just thinking... If anything happen to me...

Don't be stupid. What is going to happen? - Nothing...

But, if.... Take care of Maja...

And please, take care of Braco.

Of course. - He's such a poor little softy. - Marta....

Marta...

She hasn't eaten anything again... Do you hear me?

Of course you don't. With that shit... - That's why I keep them on.

If I was your...

Marta...

Marta...

Marta!

Maja!!!

Maja... Maja!

Maja! Where are my pills? - You only think of yourself, cow!

Call an ambulance! Quick!

Uncle Nikola?. - Yes? .

- Mum has taken the pills again!. - What pills?.

Fenobarbiton, Praksiten, Apaurin.... - Call an ambulance.

I'll come to the hosital, and see if doctor Aganovi� is on call. - Okay.

You have to go.

What are you looking at, morons?

Don't, please...

Everything is going to be all right.

Goodbye, Mr. Nikola.

My mum always trusted you. Why? Are you my father?

No...

I'm sorry. - I read the letters you wrote to mum.

She still has them all. - That is...

You shouldn't read others people's letters.

You loved her a lot? - I still love her.

I love your mum, and your dad... I love them both a lot.

You are so full of shit. Why do people have children?

I don't know.

Marta...

Aren't you supposed to be away, on a trip?

I have already forgotten what killer legs you have. Jesus...

You were supposed to have grown old boy now.

Come on, lift your gown a bit. - You fool.... _ Just a bit.

That's my girl.

It was hard for me when you left in America. I cried for months.

What happened, kid? - I took money from the bank.

I thought I'd be able to return it. - Why? - Because of Barcelona...

Barcelona? - And Inter., and Roma....

Real Madrid, and Glasgow Rangers, Liverpool, and Bayer...

And Sahtar. - It seems you've invested a lot in European football.

You still have the same account? How much?

Twenty grand... - Marta!

He was so sweet.

It's on your account. - Thanks.

Braco! My Braco...

Stupid cow. Get up. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

You're leaving? - I'll drop by doctor �kegro. To check something...

It's not funny,this time it's serious. Wait till I die...

It'll be the happiest day of my life.

They will make up,right? - Looks like it.

Come here...

Hey... You're not in Munich? - Let me explain...

Goddammit, Anamarija, I'm going into surgery.

Why didn't you tell her? - Everything's going to be all right.

Everything's going well. We sure did it by the book.

Now, about the erection...

I don't know. We were careful not to sever any nerves. - If you ask me,

I'd have cut them all. - Thank you for coming.

I'll see you on Friday at dinner.

Everything's going to be all right. - Thank you. Bye. - Bye.

Go to hell. I hate the day, and minute I married you.

Here you go. - Thank you.

Yes? - Something for insomnia. I don't want to take too many pills.

Maybe some tea, or drops? - I don't know... Tea?

Hard-hay. For insomnia,irritability, and depression...

You've guessed it all.

I saw you at Matko's funeral. You knew painter Mi��evi�?

No.I liked his paitings. - I used to be his model.

First a model, and then daugter in law.

One table spoon in one cup... - I interviewed him for a student paper,

and he talked me into posing for him naked. - 15 kunas.

When I got married, my husband took all my nudes from his father.

He didn't want anyone to see me naked, but him. - Her you go.

When you love someone,you want him all for yourself.

This is for you.

Now, you drink tea for insomnia, bitch.

Did you do this? - No.

I knew it would happen, sooner or later.

Come on, I'll find you one exactly like him, in retirement home.

And he'd be probably in better shape.

For God's sake, let's talk about it.

I couldn't have gone to the hospital without sorting that out.

You are his brother. Tell me what to do . - I have no idea.

But if you kick him out, he can't come here.

The city's taking the atelier back. Good days are over. - I'll kill him.

I swear to God, I'll kill him! You know that slut?

And, then what? You're going to jail because of that fool?

My mother left my father. In Drni�! Do you know how was that?

He never got over it. And I swore then...

If I ever got married, I would fight for my husband.

Try the bacalao...

He's fucked it all up.

All that was ever good between us.

I can't forgive him that. - Yes,you can. Those things pass.

You'll see. If you only knew what's happened between Marta, and me.

I mean, it never really goes away, but you get used to it.

What if his cancer comes back? - Unfortunately...

He won't die of natural causes.

Nevertheless... You should kill him.

Kill that loser, and marry me.

What is it?

Are you okay? Let me take this...

Oh, my...

Oh, my! Look what you've done, you idiot! - Take it easy...

She's coming! Sweet Jesus! - Easy... Don't panic... Let's go.

Which floor? Third?

Yes... Okay...

Hi! Hey, daddy!

She is so beautiful.

Where sre the flowers, fools?! Give me that bag.

Buy something nice.

Look... - I cried, too. When I went to America, and you stayed here.

I cried , too. - You knew I couldn't leave my mother...

It doesn't matter. I wanted you to know it was hard for me,too.

How're things between you and Braco now? - Fine. You know him.

He's a darling. - Yeah.

And your kid is great. - She's daddy's girl.

In the hospital, she asked me am I her father.

What did you tell her?

You never told her? - No.

Me neither.

Yes? - Mi��evi�, room 3. - Here...

She is wonderful.

Don't think you're forgiven.

You broke my heart...

You crushed my pride...

You have belittled me...

I don't know...

I'll never forgive you.

I know.

You are not alone anymore.

No. My baby will take care of me.

The night our dad died, and we got drunk, did you go to the bathroom?

No. Why?

Yes, I did. I'm sorry...

I know I fucked up big time...

But don't be mad. You know I'm an idiot.

Beautiful girl. - She takes after the right people.

You've grown old, bro.

Are you sure?

Do you need help?

Mr. Nikola...

In which city we are today?

In Zagreb.

It's okay...Enough...

A year has passed... It went by, just like that.

Let's go for a drink. For the old man, no? - Let's go.

Did I say something wrong? I mean... He was our fater...

Look...This guy, �olc, he was with that cow ower there, Bubanovi�,

while she was married to her second husband, Vinter.

These bones here, cheated on those bones... So what?