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Is there anything you want to talk about?

I feel like I want to help you, but I don't know what to do.

I'm fine.

We used to be really tight and then over the summer,

she totally disappeared.

What will happen if you stop waiting?

I don't know. I mean, she's my sister.

- There's a rave on Saturday. - Wait Calgary has raves?

Oh, yeah, and we're going.

What about you? Are you dating anyone?

Oh, shit.

The last thing I need is to be used and manipulated by you two.

My God. Mom, relax.

Get out of the goddamn car!

Hi, Dad. Can we come in?

Smash hits of the '80s...

What brings you here?

Mom's pissed at us because we went out and didn't tell her.

Why didn't you tell her?

- Because we went to a rave... - Tegan...

and we knew that she wouldn't let us go...

- Shut up. - So we told her

- we were staying at a friend's house. - Oh, my God. Great job.

We're busted, what do you want me to do? Keep lying?

You're the reason this is happening. You wanted to go...

- I didn't force you to go... - Hey!

Whether you like it or not, you're stuck with each other...

so you gotta figure out how to get along

because I'm not gonna have any fighting in this house,

do you understand?

- Yes. - Yeah.

Good.

Go to bed.

We could've gotten out of it.

You didn't have to rat us out.

If we kept lying, it would've made it worse.

The only reason that I went tonight is because you've been so upset lately

and this was the first thing that you seemed excited about.

I don't even care that we got in trouble but you being mad at me isn't fair.

I'm not an idiot, but last night you treated me like one.

- We're sorry. - I don't need an "I'm sorry."

I need to know why you lied.

Hello? Your mom just asked you a question.

Well, we just really wanted to go, but we knew that you would say no.

Even though raves are really safe. They don't even serve alcohol there.

- People just go there to dance. - Oh, that sounds great.

Maybe you should have shared that information with me

before you decided to lie.

Would have been a good way to avoid getting grounded, which you are now.

You will not leave this house for anything other than school.

I'm supposed to meet up with Phoebe.

This is not my problem.

You are not allowed to use the phone unless you're calling 911.

And you need to spend every waking...

Look at me!

Every waking moment doing chores until I decide it's enough.

Starting today.

We'll be at the new place all-day,

and you two will take down the Christmas decorations

and go downstairs and clean and organize the basement.

Any objections?

- We... - Just kidding, I don't care.

Tegan, come in here.

What are you doing?

We're not supposed to touch Patrick's stuff.

Look.

Whoa.

Did you know he had this?

No.

- Careful. - I know.

Can I try?

What does that sound like to you?

- I can't tell. - "Today."

Smashing Pumpkins?

Oh.

Yeah! Play it again.

Shit, they're home.

I'll stall them. Put it back in there.

Wait, your mom kicked you out of the car in the middle of the night?

Yup.

So, she was fine with you maybe being kidnapped or murdered

- just because you lied? - Basically.

Damn. Parents are messed up.

Sorry you got grounded.

The only thing that really sucks is not getting to hang out with you as much.

Yeah, but on the flipside, it makes school something I'll actually look forward to.

- What's wrong? - I'm sick.

My throat hurts, and I think I have a fever.

Hmm. You don't feel that warm.

I'm not faking it. I feel terrible.

Maybe it's from being at a rave all night.

Or maybe it's because someone made me walk to my dad's house

in the middle of the night in the freezing cold?

Fine. If you're staying home, then you have to rest.

- It isn't a free for all. - Okay.

What's going on in here?

- Your sister is sick supposedly. - I am sick.

So, you're staying home from school?

Yeah.

Can I wear your shoes?

Sure, but if anything happens to them, I will murder you.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

- Hey. - Hey.

Are you really sick?

Yeah. But I feel a little better.

That's good.

What'd you do all day?

Nothing.

I slept.

Watched TV.

Did anybody ask about me at school?

No one even noticed you were gone.

Oh.

From Maya.

Jerk.

I'm going downstairs.

Leave the shoes.

"Greetings.

I just found out you're home sick,

and since you're not allowed to call me,

I'm taking it upon myself

to document every single thing that happens today

so you don't miss anything."

Well, I hope you had fun last night,

because we're about to be grounded forever.

I don't even want to look down here

because it's gonna be, yeah, an absolute disaster.

So, you guys will have plenty to do.

When we're done, is she gonna stop being pissed at us?

I don't know.

You know, this probably hard for you to wrap your heads around,

but she has feelings. You know that, right?

You hurt her.

I'm ready.

Hello?

Hi, is Phoebe there?

Who's speaking?

It's Sara.

Sorry, sweetie, she's out.

Oh, okay.

Uh, we were... we were supposed to hang out today,

but I had to help my mom with something.

Could you just let her know?

Hello?

Yeah. I'll... I'll let her know.

Goodbye.

What does that sound like to you?

I can't tell.

"Today?"

Smashing Pumpkins?

Oh.

Yeah!

Play it again.

Oh, shit, they're home.

I'll stall them.

Hey! How's the house?

Coming along well, I think.

Your mom picked out some great flooring today,

and the tile we wanted is back in stock and, you know what?

I am now realizing that this is probably much a longer answer

than you were hoping for.

Are you kidding? I love tile.

Where is your sister?

Just finishing up downstairs.

Did you guys finish cleaning up?

Yup.

I'm going to check on your handiwork.

Hey, I just... I wanted to say that

it was my idea to go to the rave.

And Tegan didn't want to go, but I talked her into it.

She shouldn't be in trouble.

Uh, she made her own decision.

Hey!

Hi.

What are you doing?

I'm just getting some water. Do you want some?

No, I'm good.

What's going on in here?

Your sister is sick, supposedly.

I am sick.

So you're staying home from school?

- Yeah. - Can I wear your shoes?

Sure.

But if anything happens to them, I will murder you.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Come on, I'm driving you.

Tell Maya I said hi.

Okay.

And protect the shoes.

Got it!

I'm really sorry, Mom.

Yeah, you said that already.

We messed up, okay?

How long are you going to punish us for?

When your first instinct isn't to lie?

Maybe if you trusted us more,

we wouldn't have a reason to lie.

I think you're a little fuzzy on how trust works.

You just don't like being in trouble.

You don't really care how you make people feel.

That's not true. I feel bad that we made you feel bad.

But you making us feel worse about it isn't fixing anything.

At least I want us all to feel better.

Hey, Maya!

Tegan is home sick from school today. She wanted me to tell you hi.

Oh, man.

We've been tracking some very low stakes dramas

that she's totally gonna get behind on.

I'm sure you can catch her up.

I'll give it my most valiant effort.

Hey!

Is Tegan still mad at me for making us go to that rave?

She hasn't said anything.

But I don't think she could ever be mad at you, even though...

Even though what?

Nothing.

Hey, don't leave school today without seeing me.

I'm gonna give you something to give to Tegan.

Hang on.

Come in.

- Hey. - Hi.

Were you just playing guitar?

Yeah.

What was it?

Just this song that was in my head all day.

A song that you wrote?

Can I hear it?

Is it bad?

It's awesome.

Teach me how to play it.

This new song is driving me crazy.

- I can't figure out the chorus. - Let's work on it together

- after school today. - There she is!

Hi.

- I missed you! - Me too.

- Did you get my letter? - Yes.

And I read it like five times.

I can't believe it, Tyler and Kelly?

- Yeah. - Gross.

Sara, I'll see you later.

That's all I have.

It's so good!

You know Billie Joe's guitar part in "Basket Case"?

Yeah.

That's kind of what I want the chorus to sound like.

Like...

Should I get it?

I don't really care who it is.

Me neither.

Can I see it?

Oh, yeah.

Play the chorus again.

What's going on?

Where did you get the guitar from?

It's Patrick's.

Did you ask if you could use it?

No.

Hey, Patrick? Can you come in here?

Yeah, one sec.

What's up?

Uh, the girls found your secret guitar

that not even I knew you had.

I totally forgot about that thing.

We're sorry we didn't ask to use it.

We were just messing around, playing songs.

How do you even know how to play?

I don't really know. We just kinda do.

All right. Show us.

- Now? - Yeah.

Do you have any more?

I know you liked being more than friends,

didn't you?

Hey, where are you going?

Why are you being like this?

You should go back to your adoring fans.