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Gee, you know,
I never imagined there was
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something sex-related
Pamela Anderson doesn't know.
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All right, all right.
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All right, all right.
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Now, speaking of sex...
And I have to ask...
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- Yes.
- The tape.
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Well, yeah, fellas,
we all want to know.
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- What tape, Jay?
- All right, all right.
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"What tape?" Yeah.
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Now, obviously,
I haven't seen it, you know.
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- No, of course not.
- I want to.
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Just haven't
gotten a copy yet, but...
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There's a tape out there
floating around, okay?
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- Mm.
- A lot of people are talking
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about this tape, particularly,
for some reason, men.
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Ha.
Imagine that.
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Oh, I think we have it.
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Now, what's that like, huh?
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What's it like to have
that kind of exposure?
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- What's it like?
- Yeah.
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So fucking good!
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You like that?
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Yeah!
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah, baby! Fuck me!
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Yeah.
Fuck me!
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Oh, fuck my tight, little pussy!
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Oh, God.
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Fuck!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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You okay, Rand?
Yeah, all good.
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♪ ♪
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♪ We've come a long,
long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to celebrate you,
baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I have to celebrate you,
baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yeah!
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You like that?
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Fuck me!
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What's up, broskis?
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How's it going?
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♪ ♪
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Good.
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Rad.
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This strong enough?
- Yeah, plenty.
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Uh, 1,000-pound max.
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Whoo!
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It's gonna be sick, yo.
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You know what?
What if the bed...
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was over here?
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Then you could be, like,
chilling in bed,
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taking in a little
sexy shower action, and then...
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bam!
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Mirror opens!
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Fucking full 360 view!
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How fucking pimp
would that be, huh?
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Um...
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you know, that's really
more of a carpentry issue.
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What do you say?
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Uh...
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I mean...
- There a problem, bro?
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I just finished this.
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So?
You yank out a couple of nails.
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It's just a little
more complicated than that.
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How complicated can it be?
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Couple of pieces of wood.
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- It's not impossible, man.
- Then what's the problem?
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I mean, look, moving it
at this stage,
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it's gonna cost.
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Cost?
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I don't give a fuck about cost.
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I sold 50 million albums.
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You think I can't afford
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to fucking move a bed
ten feet to the left?
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No, of course you can.
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What'd I say when
we first started this job?
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Money is no object.
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"Correctamundo."
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Therefore, that being the case,
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is there a reason you can't
move the bed a few feet
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to the left so that I can
have a 360 view of the shower
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and the retractable mirror?
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Nope.
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Great.
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Then fucking do it.
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Fucking dick.
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I put the bed exactly
where he said.
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I know.
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- We discussed it at length.
- I was there.
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I'm like, "Are you sure
that's where you want the bed?"
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He's like, "I'm positive."
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And then he just
changes his mind.
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It's like, at least
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take responsibility
for it, you know, own up to it.
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He acts like it's
my fucking fault,
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like I picked
a bad spot for his bed.
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It's the same shit he pulled
with the light switches.
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- I remember.
- He said he wanted them high.
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And then one day he comes in...
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"No, no, no.
I want them low."
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That's bullshit, man.
We heard you say high.
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We all heard it.
What's happening here?
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Fucking rockstars.
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It's gonna cost a grand
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to move that bedframe, at least.
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This guy already owes me $8,200.
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Owes me almost $15,000.
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You said
he'd pay us half up front.
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Are you sure?
- Positive.
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So what the fuck?
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Also, whole job
on my Discover card,
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at 18% interest.
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♪ ♪
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Fucking rockstars.
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♪ Ooh, baby, do you
know what that's worth? ♪
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♪ Ooh,
heaven is a place on Earth ♪
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♪ They say in heaven,
love comes first ♪
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♪ Ooh,
heaven is a place on Earth ♪
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♪ ♪
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I mean, aren't you guys
supposed to give me,
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like, a final warning
or something?
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That is your warning.
- Well, no, this is a notice.
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Like, you didn't say,
"If you don't pay your bill
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by such and such day, we're
gonna cut off your cable."
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You know,
that would be a warning.
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Our records indicate
you're three months past due.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you, Carol.
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Ah!
Fuck!
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Ah!
God damn it!
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm wondering, darling ♪
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♪ Why you went away ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm wondering ♪
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♪ Each and every day ♪
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♪ Don't you know
that I'm wondering ♪
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♪ Why you hurt me so? ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm wondering ♪
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♪ Oh, why I love you so ♪
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♪ Oh, my darling... ♪
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♪ ♪
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How much is this?
- $8.62.
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How much for two?
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$5.33.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I can hardly see ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Can't pick up now... ♪
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How's it going?
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Oh.
Good!
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Yo, you should see what
the love chef's cooking up.
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- Yeah?
- Tell them.
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Uh, hey, yeah,
it's a lot of stuff.
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And, um, it's cool.
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Dude, cool ain't the word, bro.
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We're talking
fucking futuristic,
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state-of-the-art, Love Pad 2000.
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- Yeah?
- Stripper pole...
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fucking open shower,
shag-carpet walls...
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- Oh, shit.
- Chinese swing,
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pillow pit, big-ass waterbed.
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Bro,
you ain't fucking around, huh?
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I will be.
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Me and Pam gonna
make some babies.
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Excuse me, sorry,
did you say waterbed just now?
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What?
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Motherfucker wants a waterbed.
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Are you sure he said that?
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Water... bed.
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Maybe he meant it,
like, figuratively.
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Waterbed is not a metaphor, man.
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He meant...
He meant a real waterbed.
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Oh, my God, he is...
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He's a fucking...
Out of his mind is what he is.
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A waterbed
is a whole other setup.
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You need a heater.
You need a liner bed.
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You need an elevated deck.
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All that costs money,
a fuckload of money.
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You'll just have
to explain it to him.
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- Me?
- You're the structure guy.
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This is a budget issue!
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Well, he's gonna
have construction questions.
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You're way better equipped
to explain.
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No, fuck. no!
I'm not talking to that guy.
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- Fine, we'll flip for it.
- I would like that.
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- Heads or tails?
- Tails all day.
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Heads.
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♪ Get out of my face ♪
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♪ You're
a total damn disgrace ♪
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♪ You can't tell me
what to do ♪
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♪ It's my world, bitch ♪
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♪ Got your back to the wall ♪
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♪ My world, bitch ♪
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♪ You ain't got the balls ♪
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You ain't got the balls!
Whoo!
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Ah!
Ah, ah!
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Hey.
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Uh, yo, about the waterbed...
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they're expensive, man.
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What'd he say?
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MINO?
- Turn it over.
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"Money is no object."
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He says the waterbed
is nonnegotiable,
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that it's a key part
of his vision.
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Only if he pays up front,
any and all overages.
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Right, yes, yes.
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- Good, you'll let him know.
- Me?
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- Oh, shit.
- Whoa, dude.
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- How fucking dope is that?
- Dude.
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Fucking Colt Combat Commander...
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1911.
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Custom-engraved fucking
mother-of-pearl grip.
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No!
- Shit, you not.
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What's one of these
bad boys run you, huh?
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- Aw, this little jammie?
- Yeah.
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Set me back about seven Gs...
Worth every penny.
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Best paparazzi repellant
money can buy.
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Blam!
Whoo!
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See ya, bitch.
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So I talked to Lonnie,
the contractor.
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- I know who Lonnie is.
- Oh, cool, yeah.
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So we can do the waterbed.
- Mm!
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Right on.
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It's gonna cost
significantly more.
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- Whatevs.
- And...
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It's just...
- What?
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We'd like you
to pay us up front.
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You think I'm not good for it?
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No, obviously
that's not the case, yeah.
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I can't afford a waterbed?
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I'm not saying that.
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What the fuck you saying, bitch?
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I'm not saying anything.
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I'm saying nothing.
I'm not saying shit.
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Ah!
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Nah, I'm funnin' you!
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Dude, it's empty!
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I'm... I'm funnin' you!
- Fucking look at his face.
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I'll pay up front.
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No "problemo."
He's got money, dude.
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He's not poor.
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I'm not opening it.
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Not until I get
fucking reimbursed for it.
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I'll talk to him.
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No.
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I got this.
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- What the fuck?
- Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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I thought... I'm sorry.
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- I0 - I thought... I thought,
uh, you were your husband.
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- You thought I was my husband.
- No, sorry.
263
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,345
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
264
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,764
Tommy!
265
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,103
What's up?
266
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,314
What happened?
267
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,319
♪ ♪
268
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,571
Rand.
Rand.
269
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,741
Fucking dick.
270
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,619
- What the fuck, bro?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
271
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,662
You fucking perving on my wife?
272
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,038
- I was not! Please!
- Hey, hey, hey.
273
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,081
She said you were
full-on creeping.
274
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,124
I swear, I wasn't!
I was not!
275
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,333
Oh, you calling my wife a liar?
276
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,294
No, no.
It was a mistake, man, please!
277
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,962
I-I-I was looking for you.
I was just looking for you.
278
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,549
The fuck you looking for me for?
279
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,969
Huh?
- For the money.
280
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,804
The money.
281
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,808
We were very clear that
before we do any more work,
282
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,978
we have to...
We have to be reimbursed.
283
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:30,817
♪ ♪
284
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,321
That's all.
285
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,077
Hmm.
286
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,752
Hmm.
287
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,013
Look at this.
Hmm?
288
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,728
Fucking shoddy-ass work.
289
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,065
What, the tiles?
They're not sealed yet!
290
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,485
What the fuck kind
of wood is this?
291
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,363
- That's Madagascan pine.
- Hmm.
292
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,073
Hmm.
293
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,908
Looks cheap.
294
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,079
It's one of the most
expensive woods on the planet.
295
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,956
Yeah.
296
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,542
You motherfuckers
are fucking ripping me off.
297
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,294
- We're ripping you off?
- Oh, yeah.
298
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,880
- You owe me $9,000, dude.
- Me $17,000!
299
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:39,260
Running up a bunch
of phony bullshit overages.
300
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,137
They're not overages.
They're charges.
301
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,931
For our work.
302
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,641
Well, guess what.
303
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,559
You ain't getting dick,
304
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,521
'cause your work sucks
and I'm fucking done.
305
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,356
- Done?
- Yeah.
306
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,440
What does that mean?
307
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,528
It means you're fucking fired.
308
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,074
Get the fuck out of my house.
309
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:10,042
♪ ♪
310
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,649
We should sue.
311
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,610
We should sue
his arrogant rockstar ass.
312
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,863
Legal fees...
313
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,282
They'd more than what he owes,
if we even won.
314
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,659
Of course we'd win.
315
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,037
He'd probably hire
some fucking dream team,
316
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,622
O.J.'s guys or some shit.
317
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,375
You're gonna let him bend you
over and fuck you in the ass?
318
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,919
Pass the lube.
319
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,510
You know what?
320
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,721
It's all right...
321
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,556
because he will get
what is coming to him.
322
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,975
- What you talking about?
- I'm talking about karma.
323
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,894
Happiness comes
due to good actions,
324
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,396
suffering results
from evil actions.
325
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,482
The Mahabharata.
- Mahabha what?
326
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,900
Mahabharata.
327
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,444
One of the two major Sanskrit
epics of Ancient India,
328
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,154
the other one
being the Ramayana,
329
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,448
which is also very good.
- Huh?
330
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,075
I'm a bit
of an amateur theologian.
331
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,370
I study religion.
332
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,790
Why?
333
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,085
Because it's beautiful.
334
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,297
The righteous,
they get rewarded.
335
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,841
The wicked, they get punished.
336
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,969
- Mm, karma.
- It's karma.
337
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,639
I hope the universe kicks
that rockstar motherfucker
338
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,890
square in his nuts.
339
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,767
It will.
340
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,978
I have full fucking faith.
341
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:12,039
♪ ♪
342
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,377
Fuck.
343
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,423
Hello?
- Hey, Kenzo, Rand Gauthier.
344
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,217
Could you buzz me
in please real quick?
345
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,427
Who?
346
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,596
Rand Gauthier,
I'm the carpenter.
347
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,348
You have an appointment?
348
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,393
No, I'm part... I've...
349
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,062
I've been working here
the last few months,
350
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,397
and I-I just forgot some stuff.
351
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,815
I came here
to grab it real quick.
352
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,735
Mr. Lee, he know you coming?
353
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,824
Uh-huh.
354
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:56,457
♪ ♪
355
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,127
Hey.
Thanks so much, Kenzo.
356
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,296
Forgot my keys, you know, so...
357
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,591
Let yourself out.
358
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,429
♪ ♪
359
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,723
Hello?
360
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:20,107
♪ ♪
361
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,424
Freeze, motherfucker!
362
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:50,345
♪ ♪
363
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,431
Turn around!
364
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:58,478
What the fuck
do you think you're doing?
365
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,021
Just getting my tools.
366
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:04,818
♪ ♪
367
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,033
Your tools.
- Yeah.
368
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,496
Nuh-uh, bro.
369
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,707
That shit is mine.
370
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:24,921
That is fucking collateral
for leaving me in the lurch.
371
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,256
You fired us.
372
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,842
Now I got to bring in
a whole new crew.
373
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,136
Do you have any idea
what that's gonna cost?
374
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,514
A fucking fortune.
375
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,265
After all that,
you think I'm gonna just
376
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,894
let you waltz back in here
to take back your tools?
377
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,397
Dude!
378
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:46,985
You ain't walking
out of here with shit!
379
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:51,198
You ain't walking out
with a fucking wingnut.
380
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,329
Put down the toolbox.
381
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,376
♪ ♪
382
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,547
Now get the fuck
off my property.
383
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:14,555
♪ ♪
384
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,906
Come on, Bev, just this once.
385
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,033
Oh, it's always just this once.
386
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,242
Look, you take him tonight.
387
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,910
I'll do the next
three weekends, I swear.
388
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,328
What's her name?
Whose name?
389
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,788
The floozy that's
more important than your son.
390
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,540
There's no floozy.
On, no?
391
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,791
Then what's the big emergency?
392
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,209
Well, something
came up, all right?
393
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,544
I got plans.
Plans?
394
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,212
Yeah, that's right.
What kind of plans?
395
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,589
The kind of plans that are none
396
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,798
of your fucking business!
397
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,134
Now, are you gonna help me
or not?
398
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,220
Fine! Fuck it!
399
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,558
♪ Sunny ♪
400
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,644
♪ Yesterday
my life was filled with rain ♪
401
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,857
♪ Sunny, you smiled at me
and really eased the pain ♪
402
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,860
♪ Oh, the dark days are done,
the bright days are here ♪
403
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,279
♪ My sunny one
shines so sincere ♪
404
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,699
♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪
405
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,326
♪ ♪
406
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:22,663
♪ Sunny, thank you
for that sunshine bouquet ♪
407
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,123
♪ Sunny ♪
408
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,585
♪ Thank you for the love
you've brought my way ♪
409
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,087
Listen, buddy,
410
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,589
under no circumstances are you
allowed to leave this room.
411
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,049
Understood?
412
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:36,470
♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪
413
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:42,391
♪ Sunny, thank you
for the truth you let me see ♪
414
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:46,979
♪ Sunny, thank you
for the facts from A to Z ♪
415
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,982
♪ My life was torn
like windblown sand... ♪
416
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,068
We did Bye Bye Birdie together,
417
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,153
on Broadway.
418
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,154
He's a great guy.
419
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,364
Speaking of great guys,
420
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,115
you know who I had lunch
with the other day?
421
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,076
Who?
Robert Vaughn.
422
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,577
Robert Vaughn?
423
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,287
You know everyone.
That's right.
424
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,705
You're right I do.
425
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,793
♪ ♪
426
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,382
♪ ♪
427
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,342
You're a worthless
piece of shit.
428
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,971
♪ ♪
429
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:29,022
♪ ♪
430
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,371
♪ ♪
431
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,627
Mm-hmm.
432
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,508
Hmm.
Hello.
433
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,844
We're gonna take
that asshole down a peg.
434
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,555
I thought karma
was handling that.
435
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,932
I am karma.
436
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,935
And I'm a bitch.
437
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:16,987
♪ ♪
438
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,616
♪ You let me violate you ♪
439
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,995
♪ You let me desecrate you ♪
440
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:28,539
♪ ♪
441
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,626
♪ You let me penetrate you ♪
442
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,920
♪ ♪
443
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,589
♪ You let me complicate you ♪
444
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,883
♪ ♪
445
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:43,763
♪ Help me,
I broke apart my insides ♪
446
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:47,600
♪ Help me,
I've got no soul to sell ♪
447
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,185
♪ ♪
448
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:53,814
♪ Help me, the only thing
that works for me ♪
449
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,483
♪ ♪
450
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,985
♪ Help me get away
from myself ♪
451
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,656
♪ I wanna fuck you
like an animal ♪
452
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,282
♪ ♪
453
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:07,036
♪ I wanna feel you
from the inside ♪
454
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,621
♪ ♪
455
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:11,999
♪ I wanna fuck you
like an animal ♪
456
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,876
♪ ♪
457
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,004
♪ My whole existence
is flawed ♪
458
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,590
♪ ♪
459
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,968
♪ You get me closer to God ♪
460
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:28,976
♪ ♪
461
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,538
♪ ♪
462
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:55,793
♪ ♪
463
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,422
Man, long time, no see.
464
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,841
What the fuck is this?
465
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:08,472
♪ ♪
466
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,683
The times the new crew came
and went
467
00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,852
in August and September...
468
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:17,356
paparazzi arrivals
and departures...
469
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,358
Tommy and Pamela sleep hours.
470
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:25,239
♪ ♪
471
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,533
Damn.
472
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,577
Are you ready?
473
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:33,205
Yes.
We certainly are.
474
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:36,167
We enter here, the shortest
point in the fence.
475
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,418
We exit through here.
476
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,087
This gate opens automatically
from the inside.
477
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,715
Easy-peasy.
478
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,383
Not so fast.
479
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:48,471
There's still the not-so-small
issue of the security camera.
480
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,930
Disable it.
481
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,515
They'll still see us
on the approach.
482
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,641
Aren't we gonna be, like,
483
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:55,561
wearing some ski masks
or something?
484
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,689
Disguising our identity
is not the problem.
485
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,608
This security camera
is connected
486
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:02,735
to a 24-hour offsite
surveillance team.
487
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,737
They see us coming,
cops will be rolling up
488
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:06,655
before we get to the garage.
489
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,158
So we're screwed.
490
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,912
Not if they don't see us coming.
491
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,207
You really think
this is gonna work?
492
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,167
The quality on these cameras
is shit.
493
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,835
As long as we stay on all fours,
494
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,670
we will look like that dog.
495
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,298
- I don't know about this, man.
- I used to install them, okay?
496
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,551
The feed, it's like
the fucking moon landing.
497
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,139
Okay, maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
498
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,438
You're getting cold feet on me.
499
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,108
- We could go to jail.
- No one's going to jail.
500
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,485
It's...
501
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,078
It's a crime.
We're committing a crime.
502
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,038
All we're doing
is getting our money back
503
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,707
in a slightly different form.
504
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,543
- The stuff in there...
- Yeah.
505
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,795
- What if it's worth more?
- Than he owes us?
506
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:06,799
- Mm-hmm.
- That is "compentory" damages
507
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,510
for our pain and our suffering.
508
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,887
People spill hot coffee
on themselves at McDonald's,
509
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,264
they get $50 million.
510
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,349
You don't think, after
the hell he put us through,
511
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,978
we deserve a measly
couple hundred grand?
512
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,897
I think we do.
513
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,651
Isn't it "compensatory"?
514
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,570
I don't know
what you're talking about.
515
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,364
Compensatory damages.
516
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,535
"Compentory."
517
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,079
I'm pretty sure the word
is "compensatory."
518
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,416
"Compentory."
519
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,338
"Compensatory."
520
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,678
Hello?
521
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:57,141
Tomorrow, 0300 hours, we strike.
522
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,059
Hello?
523
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,270
You there?
524
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,647
Yo, what's the matter, man?
525
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:07,109
Um, look, Rand, I don't think
I'm gonna go with you, man.
526
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,403
What do you mean?
527
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:13,533
Motherfucker!
528
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:23,501
♪ ♪
529
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:47,108
♪ ♪
530
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:24,789
♪ ♪
531
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:20,178
♪ ♪
532
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,025
Shit. Oh, shit.
533
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,361
Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
534
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,155
Shit, shit, shit.
535
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:46,287
♪ ♪
536
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:53,210
Oh, shit. Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
537
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,087
Oh, God.
538
00:36:55,088 --> 00:37:00,635
♪ ♪
539
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:35,086
♪ ♪
540
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,924
- Good morning, my sweet love.
- Mm.
541
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,511
I'll go make some coffee.
542
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,473
I think we're out.
543
00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:51,310
There's more in the garage.
544
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:58,359
♪ ♪
545
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,325
How's it going?
546
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,369
Yeah, it's good.
547
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,467
Word.
548
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:38,566
♪ ♪
549
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:07,220
♪ ♪
550
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:41,546
♪ ♪
551
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:51,263
♪ I was blind,
now I can see ♪
552
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:56,435
♪ You made a believer
out of me ♪
553
00:39:56,436 --> 00:40:01,481
♪ I was blind, now I can see ♪
554
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:06,320
♪ You made a believer
out of me ♪
555
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,905
♪ I'm moving on up now ♪
556
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,574
♪ ♪
557
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:14,036
♪ Getting out
of the darkness ♪
558
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,163
♪ ♪
559
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:21,168
♪ My light shines on,
my light shines on ♪
560
00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:25,255
♪ My light shines on ♪
561
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,049
♪ ♪
562
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:31,803
♪ I was lost,
now I'm found ♪
563
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:37,309
♪ I believe in you,
I got no bounds ♪
564
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:42,147
♪ I was lost, now I'm found ♪
565
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:46,735
♪ I believe in you,
I got no bounds ♪
566
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,446
♪ I'm moving on up now ♪
567
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,490
♪ ♪
568
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:54,785
♪ Getting out of the darkness ♪
569
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,411
♪ ♪
570
00:40:56,412 --> 00:41:04,412
♪ My light shines on,
my light shines on ♪
571
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,133
♪ My light shines on... ♪
572
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,803
And can't we take
that stupid thing off him?
573
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,180
No, the vet said
if he scratches the scabs,
574
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,723
they'll never heal.
575
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,892
And I have noticed, if you sit
him next to the telly,
576
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,687
Channel 5 comes in
a lot clearer.
577
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:27,568
Look at him.
He's humiliated.
578
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:34,700
♪ ♪
579
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:35,993
Ingley Studios.
580
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,412
Yes, is Miltie there, please?
581
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,206
Who may I say is calling?
582
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,668
Austin Moore.
583
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,796
I'm afraid that's not
good enough.
584
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:51,967
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to review your briefs.
585
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:55,179
Well, my briefs are right here.
586
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,391
♪ ♪
587
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:04,771
Great.
Slow... slow down, Jeff.
588
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,898
All right,
now really get in there.
589
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,234
Yeah, give her the full menu.
590
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:13,196
Steve, bring this PAR can up,
bump it up to 50.
591
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,198
Austin?
592
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,325
Hey.
593
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,327
What's shaking, man?
Long time.
594
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:21,329
- I know. it's been forever.
- What brings you by?
595
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,415
You looking for work?
Carpentry? Anal?
596
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:27,294
I was actually... I was...
Do you have a minute?
597
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,004
♪ ♪
598
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,381
Yeah, I got about ten.
599
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,634
All right, just keep it slow.
600
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,886
Come on.
601
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,471
Business looks like
it's going great.
602
00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,222
Dude, the Valley's
fucking booming.
603
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,434
AVN projects we're gonna hit
$3 billion by 1997.
604
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,810
$3 billion?
605
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,270
Did you know more people
606
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:48,732
are now watching movies at home
on VHS than in theaters?
607
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,984
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Traci.
608
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,278
Hey, is that the new thing?
Is it called a landing strip?
609
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,071
Yeah.
- I love it, I love it.
610
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,156
You should do one, too.
611
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:59,075
- Hey, Traci.
- Jeff, you're up in 25.
612
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,160
Let's get it stiff.
613
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,703
Yeah, the VCR is king.
614
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,664
And we have just the hard
black object people want
615
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,500
to stick in their slots.
616
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:07,793
I'm thinking about opening
617
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,711
my own chain
of adult video stores...
618
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,630
Cockbuster.
619
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,840
Like Blockbuster but cock.
620
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:14,841
Exactly.
621
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:18,178
Wow.
622
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:21,057
Oh, shit.
623
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,728
Look how young I look.
624
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,899
Remember this?
625
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,528
Mm, that thing is still
on our back catalog top 25.
626
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,697
Totally deserves to be.
627
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:41,201
So what'd you want
to talk about?
628
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,412
Can you play Hi-8?
629
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,416
Yeah, that's what we do.
630
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,337
All right.
631
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,298
Let's see what we got.
632
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,633
♪ Got boned ♪
633
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:57,926
Yeah, and he had a big penis.
634
00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:00,303
How big was it, though?
635
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:01,680
Yeah, how big...?
636
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:03,640
What the fuck is this?
637
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,685
Just fast forward.
638
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:16,570
Holy shit,
that's Pamela Anderson.
639
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,948
Uh, yeah, it is.
640
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:23,077
Where you going?
- Keep going.
641
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,121
Who's this guy?
642
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,165
Tommy Lee.
643
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,167
Dickhead.
644
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,793
Keep going forward.
645
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,461
Where'd you get this?
646
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:35,464
Just... just keep fast forwarding.
647
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:41,761
Go back, go back, go back.
648
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,638
Play, play, play.
649
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:47,267
Baby,
I love you so fucking much.
650
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,102
Yeah, give it to me.
You're my fucking wife.
651
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,354
I want one of those babies.
Yeah, give it to me, babe!
652
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,609
Fuck!
653
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,319
Baby.
654
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,404
Holy fuck.
655
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,115
Oh, yeah.
656
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:08,205
♪ ♪
657
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:12,417
♪ Have you ever
thought how small you are ♪
658
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:16,087
♪ In the world today? ♪
659
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,672
♪ Well, I have, I have ♪
660
00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:20,342
♪ ♪
661
00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:24,763
♪ Have you ever thought
about the universe ♪
662
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:28,308
♪ Or the Milky Way? ♪
663
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:29,809
♪ Well, I have, I have ♪
664
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,229
♪ ♪
665
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,856
♪ But to me,
you're great, baby ♪
666
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,233
♪ You'll never be small ♪
667
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,237
♪ You'll always stand out
far above them all ♪
668
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,823
♪ You're like shooting stars
and brilliant lights ♪
669
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,243
♪ Fancy cars
and wonderful sights ♪
670
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,453
♪ And you're mine, baby ♪
671
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,705
♪ Yes, you're mine baby ♪
672
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,917
♪ And I have, I have you ♪
673
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,294
♪ ♪
674
00:45:56,295 --> 00:46:00,423
♪ Have you ever thought
that you're, oh, so small? ♪
675
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,802
♪ Maybe you would like
to be great ♪
676
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,637
♪ Well, I have, I have ♪
677
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,430
♪ ♪
678
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,808
♪ You're the only one
I can see ♪
679
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,018
♪ You're the only one for me ♪
680
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,479
♪ 'Cause you're fine, baby ♪
681
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,065
♪ Yes, you're fine, baby ♪
682
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,193
♪ And I have, I have ♪
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