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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,260 Dr. Harrison, stop. 2 00:01:58,270 --> 00:01:59,530 You can't run forever. 3 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,410 There's no escape, Doctor. 4 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:10,780 You're coming with us. 5 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:20,960 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered. 6 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:29,630 Argh! We were so close... 7 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,490 Daddy. 8 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:59,030 - Hmm? - Daddy. 9 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,650 Adam Harrison! 10 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:26,590 Huh? Oh, yes, sir? 11 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:28,720 No sleeping in detention. 12 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,290 Use this time for something productive. 13 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,670 What? 14 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,900 What's going on back there? 15 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,400 That's disgusting! 16 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,410 Adam, what's the problem? 17 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,550 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair. 18 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:53,050 I didn't see nothing. 19 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,350 Tony, 20 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:56,080 go to the office. 21 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,620 Not again! 22 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,890 Ow! 23 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,030 You're dead, snitch! 24 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,840 Ow. Ow! 25 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,910 Holy crap, what's happening to me? 26 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:31,790 Oh! 27 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,570 Look at his shoes! 28 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:49,410 Huh? What... What? 29 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:55,640 Spaz alert. 30 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,480 He used to be in my History class. 31 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,810 That's why I changed classes. 32 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:01,120 He's got like no friends. 33 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:05,690 Hey, Adam. Are you okay? 34 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:07,290 Don't run, I don't bite. 35 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:11,090 Well, look who it is. 36 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,930 How ya doing, snitch? 37 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,530 Leave me alone. 38 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,970 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'? 39 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,310 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet? 40 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,180 'Cause you look like a mop! 41 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:33,510 Good one! 42 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,180 Seriously, that counts as a good one? 43 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,320 Give me a break! 44 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,280 Good one! 45 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:40,190 That's a good one. 46 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:42,820 Get off me! 47 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,860 What? You gonna rat me out again? 48 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:47,960 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances. 49 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,260 Wrong answer, snitch! 50 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,200 Stop! 51 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:56,700 Okay, you've had enough. 52 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:58,710 Here, let me help you. 53 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,780 Look at his shoes! What a freak! 54 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:07,180 Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack! 55 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,220 Cha-ching! Two points! 56 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,660 Jerks... 57 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,360 It was those boys again wasn't it? 58 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,670 No, I told you. I was playing soccer 59 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,770 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face. 60 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:31,040 Oh, yeah? What friends of yours play soccer? 61 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,340 Uh... The British ones... 62 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:36,080 My mates. But they call soccer "football." 63 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,180 Oh, do they? And how did this happen? 64 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,350 Soccer can be a dangerous sport. 65 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:43,750 Adam, quit messing around. 66 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,750 What are we going to do about this? 67 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,920 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out. 68 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,360 I vote chew. 69 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,890 Ugh. I vote chop. 70 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,230 Turn around. 71 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:02,400 You had such nice, long hair. 72 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,290 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore. 73 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,110 Holy crap! 74 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,780 Adam, You're gonna be late! 75 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:53,150 I'll be down in a minute! 76 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:00,990 Adam... 77 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,170 That's not gonna work. 78 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,870 What's taking so long? 79 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:08,430 Are you all right? 80 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,040 I'm fine! 81 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,000 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me. 82 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:14,270 I thought you loved my meatloaf. 83 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,310 Love is a strong word. I like it. 84 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,180 No, like's too strong. 85 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:22,180 Hey, I hate your meatloaf. 86 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,420 What? 87 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,080 Listen, my meatloaf is... 88 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:26,750 Oh, Adam. 89 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,790 - What? - That hat... 90 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,460 What about it? 91 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:32,490 That was your father's. 92 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,870 Oh, sorry. 93 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,200 Why are you sorry? 94 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,970 I dunno. 95 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:48,110 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad. 96 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:51,680 He was a great man. 97 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,180 I wish I knew him. 98 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,520 I did a sloppy job on your hair. 99 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,720 I must have been more tired than I thought. 100 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,420 Here, let's put this back on. 101 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,730 It looks good on you. 102 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:10,660 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. 103 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:13,070 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf. 104 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:14,830 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom. 105 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,070 Nobody likes your meatloaf. 106 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:22,880 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch. 107 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,340 It's meatloaf, isn't it? 108 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,280 Mmm. Could be. 109 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:36,320 All powerful men have one thing in common. 110 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,190 Great hair. 111 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,330 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret 112 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,100 by some of the greatest men in history. 113 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,540 But you're not here to be a part of our past, 114 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:55,080 you're here to be part of the future. 115 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,880 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business. 116 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:07,920 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras. 117 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,500 Huh? 118 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:28,510 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist. 119 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,280 Oh. 120 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,120 Ooh. 121 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,590 This is where the magic happens. 122 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:46,560 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no. 123 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,030 The future lies in growing real hair. 124 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:55,070 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs, 125 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:58,340 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo. 126 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,940 We're talking about genetic engineering. 127 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:04,180 State of the art DNA manipulation. 128 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,280 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough 129 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,480 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people... 130 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:15,390 And make us a fortune in the process. 131 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:35,340 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development. 132 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:39,650 Ah, here comes one of our eager young interns. 133 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,510 Uh, Dr. Billingsley? 134 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,350 I'm getting college cedit for this, right? 135 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:46,850 Of course. 136 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,590 Oh, okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet. 137 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,160 Stand on the "X." 138 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,030 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with... 139 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,330 Ow! 140 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,730 Ouch! 141 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:00,700 Oh. 142 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,200 Whoa. 143 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,640 Oh! 144 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,140 Ooh. 145 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,910 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation. 146 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,650 But don't worry about it. 147 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,480 Help me! 148 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,120 As you can see, 149 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,560 we're still perfecting the formula. 150 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,390 Once we do, people will pay anything for it. 151 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,100 The real money is in big hair. 152 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,180 Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent. 153 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,880 We have a no fighting policy at this school, 154 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,280 zero tolerance. 155 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:54,020 You fight, you're suspended! 156 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,120 You're suspended! 157 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,730 Do you hear me? Suspended! 158 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,730 You're so funny. 159 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:04,230 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch. 160 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:12,610 Adam Harrison. 161 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:16,170 I believe this belongs to you. 162 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:19,350 Nametag was on the inside. 163 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,780 Oh, thank you, sir! 164 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:24,320 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore. 165 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,590 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop? 166 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,830 Who knows why you kids do anything? 167 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:35,660 Adam, you are what we call a... 168 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:38,630 Mildred. 169 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:43,470 Uh, what are we saying instead of spazoid these days? 170 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:46,610 Uh, normally challenged, sir. 171 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,340 Oh, and, uh... 172 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,280 How would I say "friendless loser"? 173 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:55,510 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 174 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:02,120 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 175 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,920 Do they make a pill for that? 176 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,830 No, sir. 177 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:10,660 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you. 178 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:13,700 This acting out needs to stop. 179 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,070 But, sir... 180 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,200 We have a no fighting policy at this school. 181 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,170 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended. 182 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,610 Getting beat up counts as fighting? 183 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:26,750 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it. 184 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,480 No fighting means no fighting. 185 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,820 Oh, and, Adam? 186 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,090 Yes, sir? 187 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:36,820 We have zero tolerance on hats. 188 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:39,490 No hats in school. 189 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,000 And get a haircut. 190 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,170 What... 191 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,700 Hmm? 192 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:08,190 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended! 193 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,490 You should be happy. You hate school. 194 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,990 My dad's going to kill me. 195 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,030 He's got a 10 strikes policy, 196 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,330 and this is strike 10. 197 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:22,300 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting. 198 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,470 He said no fighting on school property. 199 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,580 How do I look? 200 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,210 You look like stupid Adam. 201 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,740 This hat sucks. 202 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,620 Stop! 203 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,320 That's it, you're dead! 204 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,120 Come on, let's get him! 205 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,370 Come on, get him! 206 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,240 Don't let him get away. 207 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:16,460 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun. 208 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,090 Don't you know how this works? 209 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,530 We got him, boys! 210 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:21,930 This is the fun part. 211 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,130 Get off me! 212 00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,170 What the... 213 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,810 Oh, oh... 214 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,410 Come on! 215 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,920 What is happening to me? 216 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,130 Oh, no... 217 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,530 You gotta come out sometime. 218 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,570 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting. 219 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,950 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend. 220 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,180 Are we really gonna wait here for three days? 221 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,780 Nah. Forget him. 222 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,860 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo. 223 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,130 - Were you ever going to tell me? - Oh! 224 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:36,260 Adam! You startled me. 225 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,460 You said Dad was dead! 226 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:42,140 - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you? 227 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,470 This one is from two weeks ago! 228 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,010 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear 229 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,010 "Adam is having a hard time at school." 230 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,840 - Really? - It's not what you think. 231 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,810 You didn't think I'd want to meet him? 232 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,280 You thought you could keep him to yourself? 233 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:57,750 Adam, your dad is alive. 234 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,050 That's all I can tell you. 235 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,720 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard, 236 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,260 but you've got to trust me. 237 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,890 Trust you! You're a liar! 238 00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,630 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life! 239 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,760 Adam, please... 240 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,300 I thought you were the one person I could trust, 241 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,940 but you're just like everybody else. 242 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,340 Hmm. 243 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,300 I hate you! 244 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,340 Adam, no, please... 245 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,020 Hey, kid. You okay? 246 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,820 Just trying to get home. 247 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,360 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking? 248 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,700 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road, 249 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,230 catching a cold in the pouring rain. 250 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,970 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'? 251 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:26,570 Uh, Route 89. 252 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,070 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here. 253 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,610 So can you take me? 254 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,310 It's getting awfully cold out here. 255 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,110 I don't know... 256 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,780 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 257 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:40,220 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you. 258 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,090 Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself 259 00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:45,890 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault. 260 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,660 All right! Close the door. 261 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:04,710 Adam? Adam, are you awake? 262 00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,410 Can we talk about this? 263 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:12,820 Adam? 264 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,160 Oh, no, no, no! 265 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,270 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore. 266 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:31,940 Huh. You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees. 267 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:35,340 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid. 268 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,210 No, you wouldn't. 269 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,950 Well, it looks like... 270 00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,380 Yes, it's here! This is it! 271 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,320 This is it? 272 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,720 I didn't know people actually lived out here. 273 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:53,990 Yep, uh, home sweet home. 274 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,600 Home sweet home? Where's your house? 275 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,000 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways. 276 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,100 Hmm. 277 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,040 Anyway, thanks. See ya. 278 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,450 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid. 279 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,620 Hello? 280 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,350 Hello? 281 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:45,950 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude? 282 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,180 Hey, wait! Come back! 283 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,320 That's not fair! 284 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:17,110 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees. 285 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:26,690 Wow. 286 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,050 Hello? 287 00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:35,630 Whoo! 288 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,940 Hello? Somebody there? 289 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,980 This isn't funny. Who's there? 290 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:02,990 Whoa. 291 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:13,630 ♪♪ She took my dog, my house 292 00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,570 ♪♪ My pickup truck 293 00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:19,040 ♪♪ But no matter what she say 294 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,140 ♪♪ Can't take my cowboy boots away ♪♪ 295 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,310 Whoa! 296 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,780 Holy cow! What in the heck was that? 297 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,490 Huh? Well, I'll be... 298 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,630 No service? Come on, you piece of junk! 299 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:42,630 Stupid smartphone! 300 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:47,600 911, what's your emergency? 301 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,770 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot! 302 00:24:50,770 --> 00:24:53,170 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam. 303 00:24:53,170 --> 00:24:57,980 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls. 304 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,310 Hello? 305 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,510 Hello? 306 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,850 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me. 307 00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:12,960 National Enquirer, how can I help you? 308 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,460 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me. 309 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:18,860 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot. 310 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,800 Please hold, and I'll put you through 311 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,340 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs. 312 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:25,970 Bigfoot? 313 00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:27,970 Yes. Bigfoot. 314 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:31,710 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago. 315 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:34,680 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it. 316 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,010 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for. 317 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:42,750 Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase. 318 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,930 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA. 319 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:49,060 No more sprays. No more toupees. 320 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,700 Just real hair. 321 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,730 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist. 322 00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:57,570 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax? 323 00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:59,170 Looking at the kid in this photo, 324 00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:01,040 could there be any other conclusion? 325 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:06,710 Hmm. 326 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:09,250 Is that who I think it is? 327 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,920 We think so. 328 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,690 Then I only have one more question... 329 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,460 Who took this photo? 330 00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:20,660 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot? 331 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:23,330 - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper? 332 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:25,760 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous. 333 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:29,440 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here. 334 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,970 This is going to be good for business. 335 00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:34,640 Huh? Oh, what's that? 336 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,950 What did I tell you? 337 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:41,250 - Teddy! - What? 338 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,880 Raise the prices! 339 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,150 It happened right here. 340 00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:46,620 Check out them skids. 341 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:49,920 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig! 342 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,360 Sir... 343 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:54,000 We got something. 344 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,230 Mmm. 345 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,340 Hello? 346 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,640 Mrs. Harrison? 347 00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:13,410 Check the house. 348 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,940 I think we got something. 349 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,940 Car's gone. No sign of the mother. 350 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:56,020 Stay away from me! Help! 351 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:02,190 Don't come any closer! 352 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,530 What... What are you? 353 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,000 Well, I'm, uh... 354 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,630 I'm not sure how to break this to you... 355 00:28:07,630 --> 00:28:10,030 But I'm your dad. 356 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,640 Dad? No, you're not! 357 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,540 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him? 358 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:18,810 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad. 359 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:22,880 Stop saying that! And back off! 360 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,280 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death. 361 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,160 Calm down, you have nothing to fear. 362 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,560 Where did you get these? 363 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,890 Your mother sent them to me. 364 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,560 I hate this picture. 365 00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:37,130 - That's you? - Yep. 366 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,470 It's you, me, and your mom. 367 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:42,070 You were six months old. 368 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:43,370 Oh, man... 369 00:28:43,370 --> 00:28:45,240 My dad is Bigfoot? 370 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,510 - Yep. - Could my life get any worse? 371 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:52,010 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star, 372 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:55,610 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest." 373 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,580 Hideous? That's a bit strong. 374 00:28:57,580 --> 00:29:00,020 Are you kidding? You're a monster. 375 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,350 I can see why you ran away. 376 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:04,620 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot. 377 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:07,090 I left because I was being hunted. 378 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,930 - Hunted? - You see, 379 00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:12,970 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat. 380 00:29:12,970 --> 00:29:15,940 I left to protect you and your mother. 381 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:18,840 We didn't tell you for your own safety. 382 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,310 What do you mean, a lab rat? 383 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,540 Does your mom know you're out here? 384 00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,410 Yeah. She gave me the address. 385 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:27,110 She told me to come out here... 386 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,610 Alone. 387 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:30,520 Adam, you're lying to me. 388 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,880 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life. 389 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:34,590 We had no choice. 390 00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:37,090 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us. 391 00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:38,720 What about me? 392 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:42,190 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me. 393 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,730 Adam, this is serious. 394 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,060 Tell me how you found me. 395 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,830 I found your letters. 396 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:49,770 You took a big risk coming here. 397 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,440 Your mom must be worried sick. 398 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,840 Hmm? 399 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,350 - What's going on? - Just a routine check. 400 00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:09,720 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me. 401 00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,790 Are you Shelly Harrison? 402 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:14,960 What? Are you a police officer? 403 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,430 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. 404 00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,000 Hmm. Okay. 405 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,500 Ma'am, it's futile. 406 00:30:24,510 --> 00:30:26,510 I suggest you get out of the car. 407 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:30,340 She sent me everything. 408 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:33,150 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you. 409 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:35,110 I always thought Mom threw these out. 410 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:36,650 Not a single one of them. 411 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:38,180 So what about me? 412 00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:41,090 Am I gonna be... Like you? 413 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,690 No. You've got nothing to worry about. 414 00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,190 You're already 13... 415 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,090 - So what? - Well... 416 00:30:47,090 --> 00:30:48,730 You'd have symptoms by now. 417 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:51,160 Oh, you mean like hair that grows a foot overnight? 418 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,230 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes? 419 00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:54,540 That kind of thing? 420 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,640 I'm going to be a monster? 421 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,640 It's not so bad. 422 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,470 How is it not so bad? 423 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,510 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal? 424 00:31:04,510 --> 00:31:07,480 Slow down. What else do you have? 425 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,420 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears? 426 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:15,190 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change? 427 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:17,190 Sometimes it gets super loud. 428 00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:18,920 Like a migraine or something. 429 00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:20,860 When's the last time you shaved your hands? 430 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,190 What? Ew! Never! 431 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,360 But you shave your back? 432 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,200 No. I don't shave anything. 433 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,000 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started. 434 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,410 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape. 435 00:31:33,410 --> 00:31:35,210 But you're different. 436 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:37,310 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur. 437 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:39,650 How is any of this "good stuff"? 438 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,920 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot. 439 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,520 You're standing on that leg, aren't you? 440 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,910 You... You fixed my leg. 441 00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:10,480 How is that possible? 442 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,880 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet... 443 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,750 It all goes with the territory. 444 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:17,880 Holy moly. What are you? 445 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,720 Some kind of hairy wizard? 446 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,550 Ha. Nothing that exciting. 447 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,060 We've got to find out what else you can do. 448 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,160 Hang on to this. 449 00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:29,600 What's it do? 450 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:40,680 Whoo-hoo! 451 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,310 Whoo-hoo! 452 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:56,560 Whoa! 453 00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:09,370 Whoa! 454 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,310 What's going on? It hurts! 455 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,020 Just relax... 456 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:28,820 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me! 457 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:30,820 It's the adrenaline. 458 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:32,860 Calm down. 459 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,330 Take a deep breath. 460 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:38,030 That's it. And listen. 461 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,840 Whoa. It's a woodpecker. 462 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,210 Focus over there. 463 00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,820 That's a... What do you call it? 464 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:02,320 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it. 465 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,320 The sound makes a picture in your head. 466 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,090 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation. 467 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,360 Pretty cool, Huh? 468 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,560 I guess. Well, Batman's cool... 469 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:15,000 Dolphinman, not so much. 470 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,100 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them? 471 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,370 Ditch the shoes, buddy. 472 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:23,410 - Ah! - What? 473 00:34:23,410 --> 00:34:24,580 It's cold. 474 00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:27,550 - Try to keep up. - Huh? 475 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:29,510 - Whoo-hoo! - Wait! 476 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,830 Whoo-hoo! 477 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,830 This is amazing! 478 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,400 Feels good, doesn't it? 479 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,770 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the... 480 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:58,480 Whoo-hoo! 481 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,620 Whoo! 482 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,430 Whoo! 483 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,270 Whoo-hoo! Oh! 484 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,470 Whoo... 485 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:22,000 Ouch, buddy. Oh. 486 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,470 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you. 487 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:28,070 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees. 488 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:32,640 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day. 489 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:34,110 There's one more thing. 490 00:35:34,110 --> 00:35:36,120 Does it involve smashing head first into anything? 491 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,820 Nope. I can talk to animals. 492 00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:39,980 Are you kidding? 493 00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:41,420 Just watch. 494 00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:43,120 Hey, Steve, come over here. 495 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,430 So what did you say to her? 496 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,270 I love it. 497 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:01,940 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one. 498 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:06,410 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down. 499 00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:15,620 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 500 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,720 You look better in real life than in your photo. 501 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,520 - No way. - Yes way. 502 00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:20,830 It works! 503 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,730 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You! 504 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,830 You don't need to talk like that. 505 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:27,300 They understand you just fine. 506 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,700 What am I? Chopped liver? 507 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,970 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me! 508 00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:34,810 The trees talk too? 509 00:36:34,810 --> 00:36:36,210 This place is like a Disney movie! 510 00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:39,810 Hello... Oh! 511 00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:42,880 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot. 512 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,480 That's just Trapper. 513 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,320 Enchante. Ow! 514 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,120 Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha. 515 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,720 She's also enchanted. 516 00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:54,330 Oh. Hello. 517 00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:55,960 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 518 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,400 Your dad talks about you all the time. 519 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,000 Every real man has a son. 520 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,900 I got kids on the way myself. 521 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,330 All boys. 522 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,040 We don't know that. 523 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,870 I can tell. 524 00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:09,940 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good. 525 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,710 I have to say... 526 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:15,210 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Trapper! 527 00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:17,250 What? I'm just calling it like it is. 528 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,450 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot. 529 00:37:20,450 --> 00:37:23,290 This is a boy. It's Humans 101. 530 00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:26,560 Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does. 531 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,730 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here! 532 00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:33,030 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word. 533 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:35,830 Is he always like that? 534 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,270 What a place. 535 00:37:38,510 --> 00:37:40,310 I'm starting to like it here. 536 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:47,410 Don't run and don't turn your back to him. 537 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,250 Oh, no. He's a big one! 538 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:56,090 Careful, Dad! Don't... 539 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,300 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10! 540 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:10,770 Well, thanks. I've been practicing. 541 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:13,410 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack. 542 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:14,910 Nothing to be afraid of. 543 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,610 This is just Wilbur. 544 00:38:16,610 --> 00:38:19,840 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey. 545 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,510 I am not! 546 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:24,980 Okay, maybe I am. 547 00:38:24,990 --> 00:38:26,520 This is my son, Adam. 548 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,850 Pleased to meet you, kid. 549 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:30,960 Over the hill... 550 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,430 Oh, hello. 551 00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:35,760 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina. 552 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,630 Breathe through your nose. 553 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:39,930 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose! 554 00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,470 I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns! 555 00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:45,340 Hoo-hoo, hunters! 556 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,100 Hunters? Should we hide? 557 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:49,840 That won't be necessary. 558 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:54,410 I, my friend, am a connoisseur 559 00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:56,310 and when it comes to hamburgers, 560 00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,080 this is a tasty piece of beef. 561 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:02,420 I thought you got the fried chicken. 562 00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:06,860 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious. 563 00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:11,330 We haven't had hunters in three seasons! 564 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:16,070 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut! 565 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,300 Yee-haw! 566 00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:22,510 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it. 567 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:28,080 My point is, 568 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,050 we're smarter than them animals, 569 00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:33,050 so they deserve to die. 570 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,200 That's the sign. 571 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,750 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend, 572 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,480 but I ain't eatin' no dog. 573 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,650 Which brings me back to my hamburger. 574 00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:08,520 That would be a chicken burger. 575 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,890 Whatever burger. 576 00:40:27,110 --> 00:40:28,110 Oh! 577 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,140 I got it! 578 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,150 I saw it first! 579 00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:41,090 We got him, my friend! 580 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:44,960 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine 581 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,620 would make us in-detectable. 582 00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:48,060 Like the Invisible Man. 583 00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:50,730 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy. 584 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:54,130 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead. 585 00:40:54,130 --> 00:40:55,500 Let's take a look. 586 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,700 Yup. He's a goner. 587 00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:04,640 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures! 588 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,910 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time! 589 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,650 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook, 590 00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,420 and watch the likes come rollin' in. 591 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,460 Oh, don't you be tagging me! 592 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:22,160 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an... 593 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:28,970 Zombie bear! 594 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,470 He's undead! 595 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:34,910 I did poke it! 596 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:44,750 And stay out! 597 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:47,080 Nice shot, honey. 598 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:50,990 They won't be coming back for a while. 599 00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:54,190 That was the best thing I've ever seen! 600 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,360 At least you guys know how to have a good time. 601 00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:02,100 We make the most of it. 602 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:04,100 It's nice to finally have a dad. 603 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,040 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time. 604 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,040 All right. Where do we start? 605 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,810 I don't know. 606 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:16,380 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of? 607 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:19,350 Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball? 608 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:22,060 - Sure, why not? You got a ball? - Hmm. 609 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:27,190 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity 610 00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:29,660 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch. 611 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,230 That's how things work around here. 612 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,930 You have to rely on yourself. 613 00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:35,370 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet. 614 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:37,600 What's the Internet? 615 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,270 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me? 616 00:42:40,270 --> 00:42:41,870 Adam, I'm joking. 617 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:44,510 I know what the Internet is. Come on! 618 00:42:44,510 --> 00:42:47,250 I have tons of friends on MySpace. 619 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,310 Things have changed a little bit. 620 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,680 You'll see when you come back. 621 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,050 Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't. 622 00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:59,420 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 623 00:42:59,430 --> 00:43:01,060 Come on, son, show me what you got. 624 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:03,390 Okay, Pops. 625 00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:06,530 Huh? 626 00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:16,110 Whoa, maybe we should try something else. 627 00:43:16,110 --> 00:43:17,270 Hmm. 628 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,010 Whoo-hoo! 629 00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:21,010 Whoo! 630 00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:35,800 Whoa, that felt great. 631 00:43:41,970 --> 00:43:44,240 Ah, come on out, I'll race you back. 632 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,170 All right, old man, bring it on. 633 00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:57,720 Give me a second. 634 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,050 What's wrong, gettin' tired? 635 00:44:00,050 --> 00:44:01,620 You wish. 636 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,290 Whoo-hoo! 637 00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:05,160 Hey, no fair! 638 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,810 You totally cheated! 639 00:44:20,810 --> 00:44:22,980 We'll call it a tie. 640 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:26,180 Whoa! Did you make this? 641 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,650 Sure did. So do you play? 642 00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:30,380 Oh, yeah. I love guitar! 643 00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:38,060 Yeah, uh, 644 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:40,190 try not squeezing so tight. 645 00:44:40,190 --> 00:44:44,000 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay. 646 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,830 I think it's out of tune or something. 647 00:44:48,830 --> 00:44:51,670 Do you play or is it just to look cool? 648 00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:53,910 Well, you'll be the judge. 649 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,230 Holy crap! 650 00:45:18,230 --> 00:45:20,560 Well, I've had lots of time to practice. 651 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:22,570 Can you teach me how to do that? 652 00:45:22,570 --> 00:45:25,540 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll. 653 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,440 Of course, I'd be happy to. 654 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,610 You have to come home with me. 655 00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:38,580 Oh, Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe. 656 00:45:38,580 --> 00:45:42,050 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know. 657 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,890 They don't even know you're alive! 658 00:45:43,890 --> 00:45:45,590 HairCo will find out. 659 00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:48,190 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom. 660 00:45:48,190 --> 00:45:52,130 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand. 661 00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:54,030 When I was in medical school, 662 00:45:54,030 --> 00:45:56,000 I started studying my hair growth, 663 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,870 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me. 664 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:03,170 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood 665 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:06,610 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features. 666 00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:09,050 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot. 667 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,020 HairCo found out about my experiments. 668 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,020 At first they tried to hire me 669 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:19,090 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked, 670 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:21,960 and all my research stolen. 671 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,290 That's when things got really out of control. 672 00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,130 They threatened your mother. 673 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:29,000 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed. 674 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,140 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear. 675 00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:36,670 Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same, uh... 676 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,940 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger, 677 00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:42,850 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet. 678 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:47,150 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house. 679 00:46:47,150 --> 00:46:50,020 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal. 680 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,620 That must be why they left us alone. 681 00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:54,290 And it's the reason I can't come back. 682 00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:57,130 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive, 683 00:46:57,130 --> 00:46:59,300 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. 684 00:47:03,770 --> 00:47:04,940 You. 685 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:06,240 What are you doing here? 686 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,470 All day breakfast, of course. 687 00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:12,240 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison, 688 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:16,010 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy. 689 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:18,320 He hates that photo. 690 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,650 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son? 691 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,120 Oh, you got me. 692 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,090 I don't care about your son, 693 00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:27,390 but if we find him, we find your husband. 694 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,830 My husband? 695 00:47:29,830 --> 00:47:31,900 He died a long time ago. You know that. 696 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,800 Yes, well... No. 697 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,540 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline. 698 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:40,510 "Baby born in a pumpkin." 699 00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:43,910 The other headline. 700 00:47:45,850 --> 00:47:48,250 Bigfoot? Really? 701 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:53,320 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments. 702 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,690 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen. 703 00:47:57,690 --> 00:48:00,560 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot. 704 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,060 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? 705 00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:10,830 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years? 706 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,840 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot. 707 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,310 I think he is Bigfoot. 708 00:48:18,910 --> 00:48:22,350 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore. 709 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:24,310 Something isn't right. 710 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,220 I thought you might say that. 711 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:28,890 Perfect-issimo. 712 00:48:28,890 --> 00:48:32,290 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife, 713 00:48:32,290 --> 00:48:34,620 and my soon-to-be-born sons. 714 00:48:34,630 --> 00:48:37,760 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter! 715 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:43,000 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here? 716 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,510 Oh, no. 717 00:48:47,710 --> 00:48:50,270 I know. He hates that photo. 718 00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:58,280 That's Bigfoot's wife. 719 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,420 We're not leaving until we find him. 720 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:03,560 Tear the forest down if you have to. 721 00:49:05,690 --> 00:49:08,190 Yuck. Looks way too healthy. 722 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,430 Well, it is. And tastes good too. 723 00:49:10,430 --> 00:49:12,200 Ooh, don't you have any meat? 724 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,800 I'm afraid not. 725 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,430 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here. 726 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,800 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions. 727 00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:21,710 Oh, no, who ate Trapper? 728 00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:25,140 Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper? 729 00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:26,940 You can try to reason with them, 730 00:49:26,950 --> 00:49:29,450 but nobody cares that he's delicious. 731 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:30,680 I am trying to tell them, you know, 732 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,120 a little salt and pepper on the old Trapper, 733 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,750 it's so good. They don't want to hear it. 734 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,190 Oh, I see how that could be awkward. 735 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,160 Whoa, hot. 736 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,030 Hot but good, right? 737 00:49:42,030 --> 00:49:43,760 No... Just hot. 738 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,160 You have to admit, 739 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,630 it's better than Mom's meatloaf. 740 00:49:46,630 --> 00:49:49,700 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway? 741 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:53,470 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup. 742 00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,780 We got a big problem. 743 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:01,410 What's this? 744 00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:02,980 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer. 745 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,180 - Shelly? - Mom? 746 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,980 Hold on, it gets worse. 747 00:50:05,990 --> 00:50:08,550 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way. 748 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:21,970 I'm sorry... I... 749 00:50:21,970 --> 00:50:23,800 You led them right to us. 750 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,500 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger! 751 00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:29,470 - I... - Adam, what have you done? 752 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,770 I didn't mean to. 753 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,640 Actions have consequences. 754 00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:36,550 You should never have come here. 755 00:50:36,550 --> 00:50:38,820 Well, you better do something. 756 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:42,150 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up! 757 00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,250 I can fix this! 758 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:44,520 What are you doing? 759 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,160 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine. 760 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,330 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with... 761 00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:57,400 Please be safe. 762 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,040 Over here, you found me! 763 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,570 Adam Harrison, the missing boy. 764 00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:06,180 Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh! 765 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,020 Mom! 766 00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,820 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 767 00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:22,530 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away. 768 00:51:22,530 --> 00:51:24,060 And I should've told you the truth. 769 00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:26,930 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad. 770 00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:29,230 Adam, shh, watch what you say. 771 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,930 Don't worry, they'll never find him. 772 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:34,040 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall. 773 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,240 Hmm. 774 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:38,480 This is an all-call. 775 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,710 All agents re-route to sector G16. 776 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:48,390 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way. 777 00:51:48,390 --> 00:51:53,120 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time. 778 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,530 The bigfoot is hiding down there. 779 00:52:00,130 --> 00:52:02,630 What are you waiting for? Get down there! 780 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,230 I hear something. 781 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,570 What is it? 782 00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:19,150 Someone push you in the pool? 783 00:52:19,150 --> 00:52:21,790 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please! 784 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,250 Take her home. The boy rides with me. 785 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:25,820 Where are you taking him? 786 00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:28,990 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you. 787 00:52:28,990 --> 00:52:31,830 We're going to have a little chat. 788 00:52:51,850 --> 00:52:54,950 One last chance. Where is your father? 789 00:52:54,950 --> 00:52:56,990 So you can lock him in a cage? 790 00:52:56,990 --> 00:53:00,220 Your father's DNA can help millions of people. 791 00:53:00,230 --> 00:53:04,360 People who just want a full head of healthy hair. 792 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,130 So you just take some DNA and let him go? 793 00:53:07,130 --> 00:53:10,200 Not exactly. We'll be partners. 794 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,470 Your dad will work exclusively for us. 795 00:53:13,470 --> 00:53:14,940 Give me a break. 796 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,370 Adam, listen to me... 797 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:18,540 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad! 798 00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:26,720 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating. 799 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,350 Light it up, boys. 800 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:35,830 Are you crazy? 801 00:53:35,830 --> 00:53:40,630 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated." 802 00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:42,930 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there. 803 00:53:42,930 --> 00:53:47,310 Oh, my boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you. 804 00:53:54,550 --> 00:53:56,450 Nice doing business with you. 805 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,680 No! 806 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:01,120 Oh. 807 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,810 Help! Help me! 808 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:44,000 Dad! 809 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:45,800 Hang on! 810 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:54,370 No! 811 00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:58,680 So predictable. 812 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,350 Dad. Come on. Please. 813 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500 Dad! 814 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,150 Mission accomplished. So long! 815 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,390 Wake up, Adam. 816 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,360 Wake up. 817 00:55:51,830 --> 00:55:53,230 Dad? 818 00:55:53,230 --> 00:55:55,900 He's awake. Are you okay? 819 00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:58,300 I... I think so. 820 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:01,470 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid. 821 00:56:01,470 --> 00:56:03,470 Wait, where are you going? 822 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,880 To find a new place to start over. 823 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,080 You're just going to leave? 824 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,010 Well, not much left here for us, is there? 825 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:10,020 Way to go, man. 826 00:56:15,990 --> 00:56:17,720 Hey! Wait. 827 00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:20,320 Stop. 828 00:56:22,390 --> 00:56:24,290 Hey, I said stop! 829 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,800 Huh? 830 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,740 If you're going to bite my head off, do it. 831 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:33,510 Otherwise, I've got something to say. 832 00:56:35,970 --> 00:56:38,710 I've got a plan but I need your help. 833 00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:41,050 It's your problem, not ours. 834 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,520 This isn't about me, it's about my dad. 835 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,420 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it. 836 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:51,860 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice. 837 00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:53,720 I didn't mean for this to happen. 838 00:56:53,730 --> 00:56:57,030 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry. 839 00:56:57,030 --> 00:56:59,860 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest! 840 00:56:59,870 --> 00:57:03,870 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't. 841 00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:06,200 Please, guys, I need your help. 842 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,640 When animals go up against humans, 843 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,540 humans always win. 844 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:13,610 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug. 845 00:57:13,610 --> 00:57:16,280 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble? 846 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,910 Would he just walk away? 847 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,450 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. 848 00:57:20,450 --> 00:57:23,520 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous. 849 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,390 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together. 850 00:57:26,390 --> 00:57:29,260 Please, Bigfoot needs your help. 851 00:57:30,930 --> 00:57:34,300 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us. 852 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:36,930 I agree with them, I'm in. 853 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:39,470 All right then, we're in. 854 00:57:39,470 --> 00:57:42,310 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it? 855 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:46,610 Uh, I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first. 856 00:57:46,610 --> 00:57:48,610 What do you say, Wilbur? 857 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,950 Hmm, okay. 858 00:57:52,950 --> 00:57:54,890 Let's do it for Bigfoot. 859 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,600 I could watch that all day. 860 00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:16,410 It's incredible. 861 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:20,310 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level. 862 00:58:22,650 --> 00:58:25,020 Oh. Oh! It's awake. 863 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:27,750 Ah, good morning, my dear beast. 864 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,590 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison? 865 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:33,520 Let me go! 866 00:58:33,530 --> 00:58:35,130 Ah, ah, ah. Calm down. 867 00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:40,000 Or not. 868 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,230 Get back! 869 00:58:43,170 --> 00:58:45,330 Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that. 870 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:49,040 Do you have any idea what that thing costs? 871 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,710 I'm sure we've got another one. 872 00:58:51,710 --> 00:58:55,040 Ah, the benefits of being rich. 873 00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:58,580 This thing here, I have no idea what it is. 874 00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:04,220 But we'll replace it too. 875 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:07,690 The only thing of value here is our new friend. 876 00:59:07,690 --> 00:59:09,890 You'll never get what you want from me. 877 00:59:09,890 --> 00:59:12,730 I'll fight you every step of the way. 878 00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:14,900 No, you won't. 879 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,700 You want to know how I know? 880 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:18,700 Your family is still out there. 881 00:59:19,770 --> 00:59:21,540 Leave them out of this. 882 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:23,510 Happily. I have no use for them. 883 00:59:23,510 --> 00:59:25,880 But if you make life hard for us, 884 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,750 we can make life very hard for them. 885 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:32,150 That said, if you cooperate... 886 00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:35,350 I promise to take good care of your family. 887 00:59:35,350 --> 00:59:38,360 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be? 888 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:47,360 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride. 889 00:59:47,370 --> 00:59:48,430 Got it. 890 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,400 - What? - More of a covert ride. 891 00:59:53,410 --> 00:59:56,210 Got it. 892 00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:59,780 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready? 893 00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:01,080 I was born ready. 894 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,880 Actually, I was born a few weeks early. 895 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,310 I needed a lot of help to get started... 896 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,950 - Shut up. - Will you shut up? 897 01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:07,250 - Shut up. - Yeah. 898 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,420 What? 899 01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:10,750 Okay, guys, it's now or never. 900 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,660 Are you sure about this? 901 01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:13,760 Now. 902 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:19,500 This is nuts. Whoa! 903 01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:22,640 Whoa! 904 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,940 Wait! Hold on! 905 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:33,780 Wilbur! Run! 906 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:35,480 What do you think I'm doing? 907 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:46,620 Whoa, what was that? 908 01:00:46,620 --> 01:00:47,890 Why you don't y'all go check it out? 909 01:00:47,890 --> 01:00:50,630 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte! 910 01:00:50,630 --> 01:00:53,460 You're drinking a latte? 911 01:00:53,470 --> 01:00:54,970 What's wrong with that? 912 01:00:56,170 --> 01:00:58,470 Fine. Let's both go. 913 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:02,940 Hmm. 914 01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:05,180 All right, let's roll. 915 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,220 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride. 916 01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:17,990 Check out Steve. He's loving it. 917 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,530 This is amazing. 918 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,170 He probably got tired of pecking for a living. 919 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,540 I've extracted the bigfoot DNA 920 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:34,500 and spliced it into the sequence. 921 01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:36,340 So what are you waiting for? 922 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:39,210 This needs to be tested immediately. 923 01:01:39,210 --> 01:01:40,850 Send in the intern. 924 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:46,150 Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi. 925 01:01:46,150 --> 01:01:48,320 I... I don't mean to bother you, 926 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,850 but I really need you to sign my time sheet... 927 01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:53,820 No, not again! 928 01:01:53,830 --> 01:01:59,560 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser. 929 01:02:02,530 --> 01:02:04,000 Hmm. 930 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,770 Oh. Oh! What's going on? 931 01:02:06,770 --> 01:02:10,080 My hair, it's growing. 932 01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:20,350 Incredible! 933 01:02:20,350 --> 01:02:23,550 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence. 934 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,560 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot. 935 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,720 We're closer than we've ever been. 936 01:02:28,730 --> 01:02:30,690 I want you working around the clock. 937 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:34,770 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing. 938 01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:37,600 Sir? 939 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,180 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys? 940 01:02:49,180 --> 01:02:51,110 This guy drinks lattes. 941 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,120 Oh, come on. You promised to let it go. 942 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,290 Well, lah-di-dah. 943 01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:10,930 Ah! Are you kidding me? 944 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:18,110 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic! 945 01:03:18,110 --> 01:03:20,350 Shh. Let me concentrate. 946 01:03:34,590 --> 01:03:37,760 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA? 947 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,500 The ongoing mutations are... 948 01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:44,400 I can't see him. We've got to get closer. 949 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,400 Steve, take out those security cameras. 950 01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:47,470 I'm on it. 951 01:03:47,470 --> 01:03:49,680 Everyone else, come with me. 952 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:05,720 Piece of junk! 953 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,570 Hmm. 954 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,580 Sir? 955 01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:34,890 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here. 956 01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:36,790 All the monitors are on the fritz. 957 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,390 Have you checked if they are all plugged in? 958 01:04:39,390 --> 01:04:40,830 Of course they're plugged in! 959 01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:44,030 What do you say we smash it down? 960 01:04:44,030 --> 01:04:46,060 Stealth all the way. 961 01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:50,330 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done. 962 01:04:50,330 --> 01:04:51,830 Where'd you get that mask? 963 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,900 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me. 964 01:04:54,910 --> 01:04:58,840 Lick, stick, and cut. 965 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,520 Oh, shoot. 966 01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:12,750 We've got a perimeter breach! 967 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,630 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers. 968 01:05:16,630 --> 01:05:19,230 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere. 969 01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:21,430 This is standard troubleshooting procedure. 970 01:05:21,430 --> 01:05:24,230 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged. 971 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,140 Like I said, everything is plugged in! 972 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,380 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now! 973 01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:39,820 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do. 974 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:46,560 Have I been helpful for you today? 975 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,460 Would you be willing to take a short survey? 976 01:05:50,230 --> 01:05:51,260 There he is. 977 01:05:53,230 --> 01:05:55,030 We'll have to go through that door. 978 01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:56,500 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in! 979 01:05:59,070 --> 01:06:00,870 Don't worry. I got it. 980 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:04,070 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here? 981 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,210 Check the lockers for anything we can use. 982 01:06:06,210 --> 01:06:07,780 Take whatever you can carry. 983 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:10,280 I need more men. Get them down here now! 984 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:15,490 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool? 985 01:06:15,490 --> 01:06:18,790 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me! 986 01:06:18,790 --> 01:06:20,120 Fine, take it. 987 01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:27,970 What? 988 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,370 What? 989 01:06:34,370 --> 01:06:36,710 Maybe we should try something else. 990 01:06:38,180 --> 01:06:40,140 Yeah, that's more like it! 991 01:06:41,510 --> 01:06:44,380 Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing! 992 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,280 On three. 993 01:06:48,290 --> 01:06:50,190 Okay, guys. It's now or never. 994 01:06:50,190 --> 01:06:51,450 Okay. 995 01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:52,620 One... 996 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:54,790 Two... 997 01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:57,300 Three! 998 01:07:01,430 --> 01:07:02,400 Fire. Fire! 999 01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:07,070 Keep firing! Keep... Oh! 1000 01:07:13,810 --> 01:07:15,380 Gotcha, you little weasel. 1001 01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:17,920 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 1002 01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:24,420 Bring it on, suckers! 1003 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,130 Ha! 1004 01:07:30,730 --> 01:07:31,730 Oh... 1005 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:36,100 No! 1006 01:07:36,930 --> 01:07:39,200 Get your hands off him. 1007 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,180 What now? 1008 01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:51,850 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go. 1009 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:03,760 Over there. 1010 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:27,250 Come on, Captain! 1011 01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,130 Over there! 1012 01:08:42,430 --> 01:08:43,630 Huh? 1013 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,470 Whoa, get off me. 1014 01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:53,480 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there! 1015 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,150 My pleasure. Whoa! 1016 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,520 Yee haw! 1017 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,960 Whoo-hoo! 1018 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:14,260 - Don't move! - What? 1019 01:09:14,270 --> 01:09:15,400 You're under arrest. 1020 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,200 Y'all got to read me my rights. 1021 01:09:20,710 --> 01:09:22,710 That is one tough bear. 1022 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,740 Oh! 1023 01:09:35,550 --> 01:09:36,820 Dad! 1024 01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:38,450 Adam, how did you get in here? 1025 01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:41,720 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out. 1026 01:09:41,730 --> 01:09:43,390 It's going to be okay, Adam. 1027 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,660 What are you doing? 1028 01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:47,000 Everything I did was to keep you safe. 1029 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,170 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life. 1030 01:09:50,170 --> 01:09:51,970 We've got to hurry. Come on! 1031 01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:54,170 I need you to believe that. 1032 01:09:54,170 --> 01:09:56,470 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam. 1033 01:09:56,470 --> 01:09:59,180 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine, 1034 01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:02,140 and friends forgive and forget. 1035 01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,150 You're going to have to catch us first. 1036 01:10:04,150 --> 01:10:05,550 Come on, Dad. Let's run! 1037 01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:07,050 I'm not going with you. 1038 01:10:07,050 --> 01:10:08,820 What? 1039 01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:12,820 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe. 1040 01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:14,560 It's better this way. 1041 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,020 What did you do to him? 1042 01:10:16,030 --> 01:10:17,990 He's sick. You're killing him! 1043 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,330 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time. 1044 01:10:22,330 --> 01:10:24,240 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam. 1045 01:10:25,170 --> 01:10:26,900 Don't look so surprised, 1046 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:29,440 we're partners, your dad and I. 1047 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:31,570 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now. 1048 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:34,610 No! I'm not leaving without you. 1049 01:10:34,610 --> 01:10:36,710 You promised not to hurt him! 1050 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,750 Hmm. Treat our young guest gently. 1051 01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:44,050 It's time for Daddy to get back to work. 1052 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:45,460 Take care of your mother. 1053 01:10:53,770 --> 01:10:55,030 Hmm. 1054 01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:06,540 I had the most beautiful dream. 1055 01:11:06,550 --> 01:11:08,880 I could take the rings off my tail 1056 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,510 and link them together like a fancy magician. 1057 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,250 I could be your assistant. 1058 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:17,920 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies, 1059 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,190 whatever spare change you like... 1060 01:11:19,190 --> 01:11:21,420 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have? 1061 01:11:21,430 --> 01:11:24,960 Let's just say that I was over my limit. 1062 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,130 You'll never have to worry about anything again. 1063 01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:31,800 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich. 1064 01:11:34,570 --> 01:11:39,670 Oh, man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran. 1065 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,580 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip, 1066 01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:46,080 working hard to provide for you. 1067 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,850 Except he never comes home from this business trip. 1068 01:11:48,850 --> 01:11:52,720 Oh, your father is a busy man. You know how it is. 1069 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,290 Well, business is business, I guess. 1070 01:11:55,290 --> 01:11:56,430 That a boy. 1071 01:11:56,830 --> 01:11:58,090 Huh? 1072 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:00,560 Stop him! Get the boy. 1073 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:02,770 Business is business! 1074 01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:07,970 Huh? 1075 01:12:10,070 --> 01:12:13,680 - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair! 1076 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,580 Ah! My toupee! 1077 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:26,190 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors! 1078 01:12:26,190 --> 01:12:30,660 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4. 1079 01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:31,830 What? 1080 01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:33,770 A... A fire? Oh, no. 1081 01:12:39,570 --> 01:12:41,470 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1082 01:12:41,470 --> 01:12:44,840 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner. 1083 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,140 What's wrong with that guy? 1084 01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:51,410 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away! 1085 01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,520 Evacuate. Evacuate. 1086 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:58,690 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm. 1087 01:12:58,690 --> 01:13:00,490 This is not a drill. 1088 01:13:00,490 --> 01:13:03,160 Please exit the facility at once. 1089 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,560 What are you doing? 1090 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:05,660 Standard procedure, sir. 1091 01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:08,030 Let me... Argh! ...go! 1092 01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:17,510 Oh, look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags. 1093 01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:19,470 Did you really think I'd leave you here? 1094 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,640 Hmm. 1095 01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:23,180 Get these cages open now. Everybody out. 1096 01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:25,350 Yeah. 1097 01:13:25,350 --> 01:13:27,390 Feel free to start with me. 1098 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:35,260 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me! 1099 01:13:35,260 --> 01:13:36,890 Thank you, my dear. 1100 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:39,630 Mmm. Hello there, cowboy. 1101 01:13:39,630 --> 01:13:40,630 What are you in for? 1102 01:13:41,170 --> 01:13:42,270 Murder. 1103 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,470 Just joking. I eat carrots. 1104 01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:47,570 You're funny. 1105 01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:52,910 Tina! Get me out of here! 1106 01:13:52,910 --> 01:13:55,780 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates! 1107 01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:59,510 Adam, what are you doing? 1108 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,550 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out. 1109 01:14:01,550 --> 01:14:06,520 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding. 1110 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,720 I don't care, as long as we're together. 1111 01:14:08,730 --> 01:14:13,230 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving. 1112 01:14:13,230 --> 01:14:16,730 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too. 1113 01:14:16,730 --> 01:14:18,740 You can't. 1114 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:21,700 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need. 1115 01:14:21,710 --> 01:14:22,770 Adam, no. 1116 01:14:22,770 --> 01:14:25,310 Either we both stay, or we both go. 1117 01:14:25,310 --> 01:14:27,040 It's up to you. 1118 01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:30,320 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you. 1119 01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:36,290 You are one stubborn kid. 1120 01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:41,060 I guess I take after my old man. 1121 01:14:45,030 --> 01:14:48,200 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us. 1122 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,530 What have you done with my son? 1123 01:14:50,530 --> 01:14:52,630 Calm down, he's on the way. 1124 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,200 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair. 1125 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:57,010 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops. 1126 01:14:57,010 --> 01:14:59,310 What are you gonna say? 1127 01:14:59,310 --> 01:15:01,740 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot, 1128 01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,810 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy." 1129 01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:06,080 Sounds pretty crazy to me. 1130 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,350 You know, someone with a story like that 1131 01:15:08,350 --> 01:15:10,490 probably isn't fit to raise a kid. 1132 01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:13,260 How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1133 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,920 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs. 1134 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,260 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place? 1135 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:22,670 No, we go in the bushes outside. 1136 01:15:23,830 --> 01:15:25,340 It's upstairs. 1137 01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:35,180 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now! 1138 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:38,880 Uh... That's okay, I'll wait until you're done. 1139 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,580 Would you get in here? 1140 01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:44,560 What's going on? 1141 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,830 Sir, we're at the house. 1142 01:15:49,830 --> 01:15:52,390 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it. 1143 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,560 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then. 1144 01:15:55,570 --> 01:15:57,230 Roger that. 1145 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:11,380 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this? 1146 01:16:11,380 --> 01:16:13,820 Just the ones that kidnap my son. 1147 01:16:18,990 --> 01:16:21,660 Evacuate, evacuate. 1148 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,190 Time to get your butts in gear. 1149 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,730 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1150 01:16:31,230 --> 01:16:32,570 Follow me, buddy. 1151 01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:39,950 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good. 1152 01:16:59,060 --> 01:17:01,630 Oh, no! Come on. Hurry! 1153 01:17:07,470 --> 01:17:09,600 What now? 1154 01:17:09,610 --> 01:17:11,710 There's got to be another way out. 1155 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:12,680 Dad, up there. 1156 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,410 Let's check it out... Follow me. 1157 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:25,960 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close. 1158 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,330 Keep on going, I'm right behind you. 1159 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:38,340 Up there. 1160 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:50,180 There's no way down. We're trapped. 1161 01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:51,350 No, Dad. Look. 1162 01:17:53,850 --> 01:17:54,850 - Zipline! - Zipline! 1163 01:18:01,790 --> 01:18:03,060 Aah! 1164 01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:04,060 Oh, shoot. 1165 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:11,670 One way in, one way out. 1166 01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:14,740 We're going home. 1167 01:18:17,740 --> 01:18:20,580 Let me go, you big oaf. 1168 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,080 So what'll it be? 1169 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,920 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell? 1170 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,820 He's never going back there. 1171 01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:31,960 Dad! 1172 01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:38,800 You silly beast. You lied to me. 1173 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:43,230 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need. 1174 01:18:43,230 --> 01:18:46,130 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised. 1175 01:18:46,140 --> 01:18:47,340 It's too late now. 1176 01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:02,350 I would've kept you both, but I only need one. 1177 01:19:02,350 --> 01:19:03,620 No, please! 1178 01:19:04,690 --> 01:19:05,690 I'm sorry, son. 1179 01:19:08,530 --> 01:19:09,530 No! 1180 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,730 No. 1181 01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:17,430 Argh! You animal! 1182 01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:20,370 Really, it's you who is the animal. 1183 01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:25,740 I hate to break it to you, 1184 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:27,910 but that's only a flare gun. 1185 01:19:27,910 --> 01:19:31,010 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside, 1186 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,410 we've got work to do. 1187 01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:35,050 No, you're out of business. 1188 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,840 No! 1189 01:20:20,430 --> 01:20:23,540 Don't just stand there, pull me up! 1190 01:20:28,610 --> 01:20:30,170 No! 1191 01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:33,640 Ooh, that must hurt. 1192 01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,150 Dad! 1193 01:20:40,950 --> 01:20:42,050 Dad! 1194 01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:44,620 Oh, oh... 1195 01:20:48,830 --> 01:20:51,800 Please, don't leave me. 1196 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:02,370 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory. 1197 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,630 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot. 1198 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,500 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so! 1199 01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:36,300 Are you kidding? 1200 01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,330 Adam? 1201 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,330 Dad? 1202 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,940 For the better or for the worse, 1203 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:11,940 it looks like you're stuck with me now. 1204 01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:14,910 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot. 1205 01:22:14,910 --> 01:22:16,710 Me too. 1206 01:22:16,710 --> 01:22:19,710 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing! 1207 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:23,420 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal! 1208 01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:26,120 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys! 1209 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:31,460 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain. 1210 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,330 It did not have to end this way. 1211 01:22:41,470 --> 01:22:43,540 Nobody messes with my family. 1212 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,580 Huh, my kinda woman. 1213 01:22:46,580 --> 01:22:48,610 - Mom. - Honey. 1214 01:22:50,950 --> 01:22:54,220 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you. 1215 01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:56,550 - No more hiding. - No more hiding. 1216 01:22:56,550 --> 01:22:58,020 Look what I found. 1217 01:23:02,730 --> 01:23:08,300 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah! 1218 01:23:15,910 --> 01:23:17,740 My research. 1219 01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,210 My lab! 1220 01:23:21,910 --> 01:23:25,180 My time sheet. 1221 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:41,130 Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts. 1222 01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:43,200 Don't you have a snooze button? 1223 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,510 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up! 1224 01:23:53,710 --> 01:23:56,310 Yeah! 1225 01:23:56,310 --> 01:23:59,050 Good mornin'! Allow me. 1226 01:24:01,050 --> 01:24:02,590 Oops. Sorry. 1227 01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:05,920 Good to go. 1228 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:07,460 Ew, gross. 1229 01:24:10,390 --> 01:24:11,400 Mmm. 1230 01:24:17,330 --> 01:24:19,540 How about a bearskin rug! 1231 01:24:22,270 --> 01:24:24,310 Mmm, he's so soft. 1232 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,180 Hello, everyone. 1233 01:24:34,190 --> 01:24:37,690 Whoa, Trapper, that's going to give me nightmares! 1234 01:24:37,690 --> 01:24:39,960 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam, 1235 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:44,390 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails? 1236 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:47,200 And you thought you were going to have boys. 1237 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,900 I never said that. 1238 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:51,240 That raccoon will never change. 1239 01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:55,340 I could get used to this. 1240 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:58,040 I could definitely get used to this. 1241 01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:03,110 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for. 1242 01:25:03,610 --> 01:25:05,550 Ooh, gotta go. 1243 01:25:05,550 --> 01:25:07,080 See you guys tonight. 1244 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,290 Don't forget your lunch. 1245 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:11,720 Let me guess, meatloaf? 1246 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,260 But of course. 1247 01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:16,390 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking. 1248 01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:18,230 You got a deal. 1249 01:25:18,230 --> 01:25:21,630 I, uh... I'm not so sure... 1250 01:25:27,270 --> 01:25:31,310 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1251 01:25:31,310 --> 01:25:34,240 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself? 1252 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,440 Where are your bros? 1253 01:25:38,410 --> 01:25:41,920 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change. 1254 01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,750 Where have you been, mop-top? 1255 01:25:44,820 --> 01:25:46,420 You know what? I like my hair. 1256 01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:48,390 Good for you. 1257 01:25:48,390 --> 01:25:50,220 I'm serious, leave me alone. 1258 01:25:50,230 --> 01:25:52,700 We don't need to fight. You're better than this. 1259 01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:56,360 No, we're not. 1260 01:25:56,370 --> 01:25:59,130 Okay, you asked for it. 1261 01:26:00,570 --> 01:26:03,140 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death? 1262 01:26:03,140 --> 01:26:05,340 Just calling in the troops. 1263 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:10,550 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away. 1264 01:26:10,550 --> 01:26:11,880 Oh. 1265 01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:15,190 Look what we have here. We're terrified! 1266 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,830 Thanks, Wilbur. 1267 01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:28,560 Just doing my part. 1268 01:26:28,570 --> 01:26:31,870 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you. 1269 01:26:31,870 --> 01:26:33,500 What are you smiling about? 1270 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:38,740 No. You didn't. Let's check them out. 1271 01:26:55,790 --> 01:26:57,860 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls. 1272 01:26:57,860 --> 01:27:00,700 They take after their old man. 1273 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,660 Now you better get back inside 1274 01:27:02,670 --> 01:27:06,030 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city. 1275 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,040 Hi, Adam. 1276 01:27:08,510 --> 01:27:09,970 Hi, there. 1277 01:27:09,970 --> 01:27:11,410 What was that all about? 1278 01:27:11,410 --> 01:27:13,510 Well, uh... 1279 01:27:13,510 --> 01:27:15,680 Do you want to walk to school with me? 1280 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,950 I'll tell you on the way. 1281 01:27:16,950 --> 01:27:19,780 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask. 1282 01:27:20,850 --> 01:27:22,750 Oh. Cool. 1283 01:27:24,350 --> 01:27:25,650 Oh, no, not again. 1284 01:27:25,660 --> 01:27:28,690 Whoa, what's with the feet? 1285 01:27:28,690 --> 01:27:32,030 You're really different. I like that. 1286 01:27:32,030 --> 01:27:35,130 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals. 1287 01:27:36,530 --> 01:27:38,330 We better hurry, we're going to be late. 1288 01:27:38,330 --> 01:27:41,570 Slow down, we've got plenty of time. 1289 01:27:41,570 --> 01:27:43,570 I really do want to hear your story. 1290 01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:46,310 Well, where do I start? 90204