All language subtitles for Queer.as.Folk.US.S03E07.Stop.Hurting.Us.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTb_track3_eng

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish Download
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,512 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,314 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,648 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:22,590 * 5 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,164 * ONE, TWO, DO IT 6 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,200 * 7 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,668 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 8 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:40,141 * 9 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,143 - [moans] - I'D LIKE TO SEE THE DEFENDANT 10 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,711 IN MY CHAMBERS PRIVATELY. 11 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,813 - YES, YOUR HONOR. 12 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,149 THIS IS PROVING TO BE A DIFFICULT CASE. 13 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,550 THE JURY IS HUNG, 14 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,586 AND FOR THE RECORD, YOUR JUDGE IS ALSO HUNG. 15 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,322 - [moans] 16 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,624 - THERE SEEMS TO BE A BIG HOLE IN YOUR DEFENSE, 17 00:00:56,657 --> 00:01:00,528 AND I'D PERSONALLY LIKE TO PROBE INTO IT A LITTLE DEEPER. 18 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,630 IS THAT CLEAR? - YES, SIR. 19 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,432 - WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 20 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:05,833 - YES, SIR. 21 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,701 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. 22 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,703 - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOUR HONOR, 23 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,773 $100,000 BAIL FEELS UNDULY HARSH. 24 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,209 THE RECORDS CLEARLY SHOW THAT MR. SCHMIDT 25 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,446 HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LAW-ABIDING, TAX-PAYING CITIZEN 26 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,581 TRYING TO OPERATE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. 27 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,784 - IF YOU CALL AN UNSAVORY, HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE 28 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,320 A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. 29 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,722 - [whispers] AS IF THAT TROLL'S NEVER BEEN TO A PORN SITE. 30 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,459 - YOUR HONOR, MR. SCHMIDT WAS EXTREMELY DILIGENT 31 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,661 IN KEEPING HIS BUSINESS STRICTLY UP TO CODE. 32 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,396 HE HAD NO IDEA THAT HIS EMPLOYEE, 33 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,266 EDWARD STEWART MALONE, WAS A MINOR. 34 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,601 - WHILE IT IS THIS COURT'S OBLIGATION 35 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,769 TO UPHOLD MR. SCHMIDT'S RIGHT 36 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,471 TO OPERATE HIS BUSINESS OF CHOICE, 37 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,340 HOWEVER UNSAVORY, MR. ROLLINS, 38 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,876 THIS COURT WILL NOT TOLERATE IGNORANCE 39 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,878 WHEN IT COMES TO THE CORRUPTION OF A MINOR. 40 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,381 IT WILL ENSURE THAT MR. SCHMIDT IS PUNISHED 41 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:56,884 TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. 42 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,352 [papers shuffling] 43 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,820 NEXT CASE. 44 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:05,159 - THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA VERSUS JOAQUIM. 45 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,428 - I WAS BRILLIANT! 46 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,896 - I KNEW YOU WOULD BE. 47 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,764 THE AUDIENCE WAS SKEPTICAL AT FIRST, 48 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,633 OF COURSE, I DON'T BLAME THEM. 49 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,402 - THAT ALL CHANGED ONCE YOU BEGAN TO PLAY. 50 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,437 - I KICKED ASS IN THE CADENZA, 51 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,440 THE ANDANTE WAS PERHAPS A TAD TOO CON MOTO, 52 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,242 BUT BY THE FINAL ALLEGRO-- 53 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,411 - THE AUDIENCE WAS TRANSFIXED, TRANSPORTED. 54 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:26,280 - THEY EVEN GAVE ME-- - A STANDING OVATION. 55 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:29,317 - AND THIS HUGE BOUQUET OF-- - WHITE ROSES. 56 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,818 BLACK COFFEE PLEASE. - COMING UP. 57 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,921 - I WAS THERE. 58 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,856 - YOU WERE THERE? 59 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,459 - I COULDN'T MISS YOUR DEBUT, SO I BORROWED DAPHNE'S CAR. 60 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,793 - THERE YOU GO. 61 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,929 - YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY TO HARRISBURG? 62 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,197 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 63 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,432 - I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PISSED. 64 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,933 BESIDES, YOUR AGENT WAS ALL OVER YOU, 65 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,668 SO I JUST WATCHED. 66 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,403 - WHAT DID YOU SEE? 67 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,672 - YOU, TALKING TO YOUR WORSHIPFUL ADMIRERS. 68 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,574 - WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE RESCUED ME. 69 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,742 - HEY, YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND, 70 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,410 ESPECIALLY THAT CUTE GUY. 71 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,279 - WHAT CUTE GUY? 72 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,948 - THE ONE YOU LEFT WITH. 73 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,685 - OH, HIM? HE WAS A MUSIC STUDENT. 74 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,620 HE WANTED TO PICK MY BRAINS, THAT'S ALL. 75 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,689 - THAT'S ALL? 76 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,691 - YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT GRAD SCHOOLS. 77 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,360 I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS GAY. 78 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,962 - FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING, 79 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,331 IT LOOKED LIKE HE KNEW HOW TO BLOW MORE THAN A TRUMPET. 80 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,833 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS. 81 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,569 - I'M NOT JEALOUS. 82 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,604 - THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK I WAS INTERESTED? 83 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,707 - WELL, I REMEMBER ANOTHER YOUNG ADMIRER 84 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,309 WHO CAME UP TO YOU AFTERWARDS, 85 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,710 TO TELL YOU HOW AMAZING YOU WERE. 86 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:34,382 - LOOK, FANS ARE GOING TO WANT TO MEET ME. 87 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,885 WOMEN, GUYS, THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO TALK, TO FLIRT. 88 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,787 - THEY'RE GOING TO THINK I'M SEXY... 89 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,489 - I NOTICED. 90 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,924 - BUT THAT'S JUST PART OF THE DEAL. 91 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,260 WE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 92 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:50,498 NOW, WHATEVER THE BULLSHIT, 93 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,400 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LOVE, 94 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:56,304 THE ONLY ONE I PLAY FOR. 95 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,610 - SORRY, BABY, I GOTTA PEE! 96 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,745 [water running] 97 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,280 HMM. 98 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,781 THE DINER CALLED, I HAVE TO GO IN EARLY 99 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,350 AND TAKE OVER FOR BETTY. 100 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,719 HERE I JUST GOT OFF THE LATE SHIFT. 101 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,924 JESUS CHRIST. 102 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,793 VIC, IT--IT'S TED, HE'S ON THE FRONT PAGE. 103 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:26,900 HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE ARRESTED HIM. 104 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,936 VIC? 105 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,937 VIC! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 106 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,972 YOU GOT WATER IN YOUR EARS? 107 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,407 - [shrieks] - [gasps] 108 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,042 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 109 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:39,580 - UM, MORNING, SIS. 110 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,816 I SEE YOU'VE MET RODNEY. 111 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,388 - THIS PORN BUST GOT ME A LOT OF ATTENTION. 112 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,423 AND A NICE BUMP IN THE POLLS. 113 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,559 - THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME FODDER FOR YOUR NEXT SPOT. 114 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,727 - TELL ME, BRIAN, YOU GOT ANY KIDS? 115 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,397 - YEAH, A SON. 116 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,932 - THEN I'M SURE YOU SHARE EVERY PARENT'S CONCERN 117 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,068 THAT HE MIGHT COME ACROSS SOME PORN SITE 118 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,936 LIKE THIS SCUMBAG, SCHMIDT, WAS RUNNING. 119 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,439 - HE'S ONLY TWO. 120 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,809 - THE POINT IS, JIM MADE A PROMISE TO THE VOTERS 121 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,078 TO MAKE THIS CITY FAMILY-FRIENDLY. 122 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,946 HE INTENDS TO KEEP IT. 123 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,748 - YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER THE CHIEF'S A MAN OF HIS WORD. 124 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,350 - I'M FINDING THAT OUT. 125 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,585 - JUST LOOK AT THIS STREET. 126 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,086 BACK ROOMS, BATHHOUSES... 127 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,721 - IT'S A VERITABLE BREEDING GROUND 128 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,591 FOR EVERY FORM OF SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE. 129 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:26,093 - BUT WITH YOUR HELP... 130 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,695 WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN IT UP. 131 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,998 - AND IN THE PROCESS WIN THE ELECTION. 132 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:36,437 - BY THE WAY, YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL? 133 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,439 - YEAH, I LOVE RACQUETBALL. 134 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,441 - GOOD. 135 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,709 MEET ME AT THE ATHLETIC CLUB, 136 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,776 TOMORROW NIGHT, ABOUT 8:00. 137 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,613 I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS. 138 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,347 [pats arm] 139 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,418 [car door closes] 140 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,061 - [moans] 141 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:09,002 - OH, SHIT, SHIT SHIT, SHIT! - OH, GOD. 142 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,604 - OH, DID YOU COME? - NO, NO, NO, NO, THANK GOD. 143 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,806 OH, FUCK. THE CONDOM BROKE. 144 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:20,180 - LOOK, NO. 145 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,082 NO, DON'T. 146 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,018 KEEP GOING. 147 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,554 - WHAT? 148 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,489 - I SAID, KEEP GOING. I DON'T CARE. 149 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,923 - BUT, MICHAEL, MICHAEL, YOU COULD GET-- 150 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,960 - I DON'T CARE. FUCK ME! 151 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,029 - OH, GOD! [groaning] 152 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,566 - MICHAEL! OH, MICHAEL. MIKE-- 153 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,802 - [echoing] MICHAEL, MICHAEL? 154 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,637 [chuckles] 155 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,773 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE 12 YEARS OLD, 156 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,708 DAYDREAMING ABOUT YOU AND CAPTAIN ASTRO 157 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,977 FLYING OFF TO SOME INCREDIBLE NEW ADVENTURE... 158 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,212 OR TO FUCK. 159 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,081 SO WHERE'S BEN? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS. 160 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,050 - HE'S JUST GOT A HEAVY WORKLOAD AT SCHOOL, THAT'S ALL. 161 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,986 - MM-HMM. 162 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,955 WELL, IF IT ISN'T CASANOVA. 163 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,591 YOUR UNCLE HAS A BOYFRIEND, 164 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,225 AND WELL HUNG TOO, 165 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,060 AT LEAST FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING. 166 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,729 - WE'VE ONLY GONE OUT A FEW TIMES. 167 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,230 - THEY HAD A SLEEPOVER LAST NIGHT. 168 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,667 - THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE VIC. - TRY MIRACULOUS. 169 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,936 I THOUGHT I WAS DESTINED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 170 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,671 DATING MY RIGHT HAND. 171 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,573 - SO WHEN DO I GET TO MEET HIM WITH HIS CLOTHES ON? 172 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,942 - I'VE INVITED HIM FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 173 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,144 - WHOO! - THOUGHT I'D MAKE A TURDUCKEN. 174 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,979 - A WHAT? - TURDUCKEN. 175 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,681 - YOU TAKE A CHICKEN, 176 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,949 YOU STUFF IT UP A DUCK, 177 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,951 THEN STUFF THAT UP A TURKEY. 178 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,220 - KIND OF LIKE A THREE-WAY, BUT WITH POULTRY. 179 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,755 YOU AND BEN HAVE TO COME TOO. 180 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,090 - DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE ENTIRE FAMILY THERE? 181 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,827 - WELL, WHAT GOOD'S A FAMILY IF WE CAN'T MAKE YOU SQUIRM? 182 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,695 - [rings bell] HEY, DEB, YOUR ORDER'S UP. 183 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,597 - WOULD YOU LAY OFF THAT FUCKIN' BELL? 184 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,232 THIS ISN'T A PRIZE FIGHT. 185 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,701 EXCUSE ME. 186 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,270 [overlapping chatter] 187 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,872 [phone rings] 188 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,107 - THANK GOD MY MOTHER'LL NEVER SEE THIS. 189 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,576 - DID SHE DIE? 190 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,711 - NO, SHE NEVER READS THE NEWSPAPER. 191 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,581 [ringing continues] 192 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,915 [keys clatter] 193 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,116 - HELLO? 194 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,986 MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING? 195 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,021 ONE MOMENT. 196 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:12,793 IT'S YOUR MOTHER. 197 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,728 - HI, MOM. 198 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:18,866 OH, NOT BAD, AND YOU? 199 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,268 OH, YOU DID? 200 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,804 YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD PICTURE. 201 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,272 NO, LOOK, LOOK. IT'S JUST 202 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,273 A MISUNDERSTANDING, MOM. 203 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,742 IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 204 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:29,810 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 205 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,812 I-I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 206 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,814 AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. 207 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,783 [phone beeps] 208 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,785 SHE'S GOING TO NEED 'EM. 209 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,820 "GAY PORN KING"? 210 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,155 I HAVE ONE LOUSY LITTLE WEBSITE... 211 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,624 AND WHO DO THEY SINGLE OUT? 212 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,559 ME. GOD. 213 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,828 AFTER I WAS SO CAREFUL TO CHECK AND DOUBLE-CHECK 214 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,631 FOR EVERY POSSIBLE INFRACTION... 215 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,633 EXCEPT FOR ONE. 216 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,835 EDDIE. 217 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,670 THERE HE WAS, THE WHOLE TIME, 218 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,907 RIGHT BY MY SIDE, WITH HIS PHONY I.D. 219 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,176 IT'S A PLOT WORTHY OF PUCCINI. - TEDDY, PLEASE. 220 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,178 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL NEED YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICATION. 221 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,947 - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 222 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,315 I'M GOING TO WIND UP 223 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,718 ONE OF THOSE ECCENTRIC CONVICTS YOU READ ABOUT. 224 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,252 THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN MY CELL DOOR 40 YEARS FROM NOW 225 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,320 AND ALL THE WALLS ARE GOING TO BE COVERED 226 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,855 WITH EQUATIONS AND LOGARITHMS... 227 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,924 IN TEENY, TINY SCRAWL. 228 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,592 - WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR BEST 229 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,060 TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 230 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,930 BUT IT WON'T BE EASY. 231 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,998 STOCKWELL IS OUT FOR BLOOD. 232 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,667 HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU AN EXAMPLE 233 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,336 IN HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINST PORN, DRUGS, AND SEX. 234 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:33,674 - EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR. 235 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,709 - THERE MUST BE SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHO COULD PULL A FEW STRINGS, 236 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,711 YOU KNOW, PUT IN A KIND WORD ON MY BEHALF. 237 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,747 - THERE'S SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW. 238 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,015 - BRIAN. 239 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,855 - I'M A DEAD MAN. 240 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,361 - YOU HATE IT. 241 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,396 - I DON'T-- I DON'T HATE IT. 242 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,231 IT'S JUST, WELL, I DIDN'T PICTURE HIM 243 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,868 LOOKING QUITE SO... 244 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:01,902 - SO WHAT? 245 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,103 - EVIL. 246 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,638 - WELL, YOU SAID THE SECRET POTION 247 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:05,639 HE'S TAKING TO MAKE HIMSELF INVINCIBLE 248 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,040 HAS WARPED HIS MIND. 249 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:10,243 - YEAH, BUT UNDERNEATH, HE'S STILL A HERO, 250 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,979 A GOOD GUY, AND HE WILL BE AGAIN, 251 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:16,717 ONCE ZEPHYR BLOWS SOME SENSE INTO HIS HEAD. 252 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,185 - HEY, GUYS. 253 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,854 - HI. - HEY, BEN. 254 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,756 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? 255 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,291 - WORKING ON THE SECOND ISSUE. 256 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,259 - YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH THIS VILLAIN... 257 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,260 - HE'S NOT A VILLAIN. 258 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,929 A FALLEN HERO. 259 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,799 - HIS NAME IS JUICE PIG. - OH? 260 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,667 - HE'S SORT OF A JEKYLL AND HYDE CHARACTER. 261 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,069 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES HE'S CHARMING AND KIND, 262 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,005 AND OTHER TIMES... 263 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,140 - HE'S A MONSTER. 264 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,875 - WONDER WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA. 265 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:46,046 SO, UH, DEB TELLS ME THAT ETHAN WAS A BIG HIT. 266 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,414 - YUP, HE GOT RAVE REVIEWS... 267 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,416 AND A BOOKING WITH THE BUFFALO SYMPHONY. 268 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,819 - THAT IS GREAT. 269 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,757 - I'LL GIVE THESE ANOTHER SHOT. 270 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,926 - THANKS. 271 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,296 - SEE YA. 272 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,165 - SEE YOU, JUSTIN. - I'LL GET THE DOOR. 273 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,968 BYE. 274 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,770 SO HOW WAS THE GYM? 275 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,773 - OH, DID 315 ON THE BENCH PRESS. 276 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,307 - YOU COULD USE A PROTEIN SHAKE AFTER THAT. 277 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:18,045 - I'LL MAKE IT. 278 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,780 - UM, BY THE WAY, 279 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,216 VIC INVITED US TO DINNER TOMORROW 280 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,052 TO MEET HIS NEW BOYFRIEND. 281 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,055 - ROY AND I ARE WORKING LEGS TOMORROW NIGHT. 282 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,323 - WELL, COULDN'T YOU WORK LEGS EARLIER? 283 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,325 - I TEACH EARLIER, MICHAEL. 284 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,262 PLUS I GOT TO MAKE SOME CALLS FOR PAUL'S MEMORIAL SERVICE. 285 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,497 - I COULD HELP YOU. - HEY, NO OFFENSE, 286 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,700 BUT IT'S NOT YOUR WORLD. 287 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:51,078 - NEGATIVE. AGAIN. 288 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,113 - OH, HONEY, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 289 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,382 MOST WOMEN DON'T GET PREGNANT THEIR FIRST TRY. 290 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,818 - I'M NOT MOST WOMEN. 291 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,387 I'M USED TO HITTING A GRAND SLAM, 292 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,822 FIRST TIME OUT OF THE BOX. 293 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,523 - YOU MAY HAVE TO ADJUST YOUR THINKING. 294 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,093 THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU IT USUALLY TAKES ABOUT TEN MONTHS. 295 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,294 - WHAT DO WE DO UNTIL THEN? 296 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,096 - WE COULD PICK OUT NAMES. 297 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,497 - IN THE JEWISH FAITH, 298 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,399 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NAME YOUR FIRST-BORN 299 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,034 AFTER YOUR GRANDFATHER. 300 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,102 - WHAT WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER'S NAME? 301 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,439 - HYMAN. - [laughs] OH, NO! 302 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,374 - SHH, YOU'LL WAKE UP GUS. 303 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,542 - WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE? 304 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,844 - HERMAN. 305 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,879 - OH, I'M PRAYING FOR A GIRL. 306 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,327 - [exhales] 307 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,399 LINDS? - HMM? 308 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,436 - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT'S OUT THERE? 309 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,005 - WHAT? 310 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,007 - OUR KID. 311 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:58,778 WAITING FOR US TO WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE. 312 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:06,286 - I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. 313 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,956 WHO KNOWS? 314 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,325 MAYBE. 315 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,466 - [whispers] COME ON, KID. 316 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:23,570 GET HERE. 317 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:28,942 [car horn beeps] 318 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:34,915 - [hums] 319 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,083 - HI. 320 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,117 - WELL, AT LAST. 321 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,952 MY OWN PERSONAL STALKER. 322 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,989 - HEY, THIS IS A-- THIS IS A BEAUTY, BRI. 323 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,924 FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO SEE IT, 324 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,459 YOU KNOW, BUT THEN AGAIN, I'VE BEEN BUSY, 325 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,995 WELL, WITH THE NEW HOUSE AND WORK AND... 326 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,197 BEING ARRESTED AND GOING TO JAIL. 327 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,065 - YEAH, I SAW THE PAPERS. 328 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,935 THAT'S AN AWFUL PICTURE. I'D SUE. 329 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,337 - YEAH, WELL MAYBE WHEN I'M IN THE BIG HOUSE 330 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,939 I'LL STUDY LAW. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 331 00:13:58,972 --> 00:13:59,973 - OH. 332 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:03,410 - LISTEN, BRI... 333 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,645 LOOK, YOUR FRIEND STOCKWELL, HE... 334 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,948 HE WANTS THE POWERS THAT BE TO THROW THE BOOK AT ME. 335 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:08,949 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PUT IN A WORD? 336 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,350 - WHICH WORD WOULD YOU LIKE? 337 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,618 - "DON'T." 338 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,087 - SORRY, THEODORE, NO CAN DO. 339 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,089 - PLEASE. 340 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,991 I'M BEGGING YOU. 341 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,993 - LOOK, I DO HIS TELEVISION SPOTS. 342 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,561 I'M NOT THE FUCKING D.A. - I KNOW, 343 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,163 BUT YOU'VE GOT HIS EAR. HE MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU. 344 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,664 - WELL, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO 345 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,399 THAT WOULD BE OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDS. 346 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,500 - SINCE WHEN DID YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT 347 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,036 ABOUT OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDS? 348 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,971 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO CROSS THEM. 349 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,306 - IT'S BUSINESS. 350 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,378 - BUSINESS. RIGHT. OF COURSE. 351 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,147 I UNDERSTAND. 352 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,050 YOU GO OFF TO YOUR MEETING. 353 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,284 DON'T SPEND ANOTHER SECOND 354 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,019 WORRYING ABOUT A LITTLE PISHER LIKE ME. 355 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,388 - THERE. 356 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,656 THERE YOU GO. [engine turns] 357 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,124 DRIVE SAFELY NOW. 358 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:55,328 MOTHERFUCKER. 359 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,398 - [sniffs] 360 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:03,470 TRY THIS. 361 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,472 - SMELLS LIKE SOME GUYS I'VE GONE DOWN ON. 362 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,707 - THAT IS THE GROSSEST, MOST DISGUSTING THING 363 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,143 I'VE EVER HEARD. EW. - THANKS. 364 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,212 - I WANT SOMETHING TO GO WITH A BURGUNDY OR A MERLOT. 365 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,681 - OH, PLANNING A PARTY? - FOR TWO. 366 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,017 TO CELEBRATE ETHAN'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. 367 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,419 - [sighs] HAIL, CAESAR. 368 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,321 - AND TO SUPPLICATE MYSELF AT HIS FEET 369 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,024 FOR THINKING HE WAS FUCKING AROUND ON ME. 370 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,026 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM LIVING WITH BRIAN. 371 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,361 - OKAY, CORRECTION. BRIAN DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ON YOU. 372 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,429 YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS HONEST, 373 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,331 RIGHT FROM THE START. 374 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,732 [sniffs] 375 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,735 THIS MIGHT BE NICE WITH A RICH, FULL-BODIED-- 376 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,304 - EGGPLANT. 377 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,239 I MEAN, IS THIS NOT A THING OF BEAUTY? 378 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,041 TOUCH IT. 379 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,044 STROKE IT. - INSERT IT? 380 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,512 - I CAN'T HELP IT IF EVERYTHING'S 381 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,216 TAKEN ON A SEXUAL CONNOTATION EVER SINCE I MET RODNEY. 382 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,750 - I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. 383 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,053 I'M JUST--I'M SORRY BEN WON'T BE THERE. 384 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,322 - I'M SURE HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS. 385 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,723 - LIKE GOING TO THE GYM. 386 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,325 - HE NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIME AT THE GYM LIKE 387 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,995 I NEED ASPARAGUS. 388 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,997 - EXCUSE ME? 389 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,498 - FOR THE SALAD-- 390 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,734 A MEDLEY OF ARUGULA, ENDIVE, 391 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,104 GRILLED ASPARAGUS AND SMOKED-- 392 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,240 - LLAMA. WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 393 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,508 IT'S MADE OUT OF LLAMA'S MILK. 394 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,145 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 395 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,113 I MEAN, THAT I WAS ACTUALLY JEALOUS. 396 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,016 I GUESS IT JUST PROVES HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM. 397 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,352 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN SEX EITHER. 398 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,519 IT'S MORE ROMANTIC. 399 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:31,224 IT'S LIKE BRAHMS OR MAHLER. 400 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,692 - UH-HUH. - I KNOW. 401 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,027 I SOUND LIKE A GREAT BIG-- 402 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,496 - CHEESEBALL! - CHEESEBALL. 403 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,765 - HERE, CATCH. 404 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,633 - UNCLE VIC, DID YOU HEAR ME? 405 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,236 - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I CAN PICK OUT PRODUCE 406 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,372 AND LISTEN AT THE SAME TIME. 407 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,174 "HE'S ANGRY, HE'S CRUEL." 408 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,109 - HE'S NOT THE SAME BEN. 409 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,044 - IT'S 'ROID RAGE, MICHAEL. - I KNOW. 410 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,145 AND I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT. 411 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,380 I'M JUST TIRED OF FEELING LIKE 412 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,148 I COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND 413 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,150 WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH 'CAUSE I'M NOT POSITIVE. 414 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,153 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A BIT RAGEFUL YOURSELF. 415 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,399 - I SAID NO INTERRUPTIONS. 416 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,800 - THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE TO SEE YOU. 417 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,702 HE SAYS IT'S URGENT. 418 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,705 MRS. TED SCHMIDT? 419 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,684 - YOU MIGHT'VE CALLED FIRST. 420 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,089 - IF I HAD, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IN A MEETING, RIGHT? 421 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:45,098 SO THIS IS THE INNER SANCTUM OF THE GREAT GOD KINNEY, 422 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,301 WHERE MEN'S FATES ARE DECIDED. 423 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,636 - WHAT, DID THEODORE SEND YOU DOWN HERE 424 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,371 TO THROW YOURSELF ON MY MERCY? 425 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,440 - HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE. 426 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,576 AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF THROWING MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY, 427 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,845 OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. 428 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,580 - WHAT A RELIEF! 429 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,516 I CAN COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. 430 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,724 - YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE, 431 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,793 THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE HE'LL GO TO JAIL. 432 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,495 - WELL, TELL HIM TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 433 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,731 AT LEAST HE'LL GET FUCKED REGULARLY. 434 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,868 - I SUPPOSE THAT'S MEANT TO BE WITTY. 435 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,738 WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOUR CHARMING SENSE OF HUMOR. 436 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,507 [door closes] 437 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,210 BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN 438 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,678 YOU CARE ABOUT US, 439 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,214 EVEN THOUGH YOU'D NEVER ADMIT IT. 440 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,216 WHICH IS WHY-- - I ALREADY TOLD TED 441 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,419 THERE'S NOTHING-- - I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD HIM. 442 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,222 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT TEDDY AND ME, 443 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,556 THAT WE'RE JUST A COUPLE 444 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,425 OF SILLY QUEENS SETTING UP HOUSE, 445 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,627 THAT IT'LL NEVER WORK. 446 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,230 WELL, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE THOUGHT 447 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,432 EXACTLY THE SAME THING. 448 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,901 BUT, MIRACLE OF MIRACLES, 449 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,769 I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 450 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,272 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 451 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,809 BECAUSE HE GIVES ME LOVE 452 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,944 AND RESPECT. 453 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,482 AND NOW IT IS MY TURN TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING BACK. 454 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,320 NOW I SWORE TO MYSELF THIS WASN'T GOING TO WIND UP 455 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,954 AN OLD LANA TURNER MOVIE, 456 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,657 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE DIRECTION IT'S HEADED, 457 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,593 SO I'M GOING TO MAKE LANA PROUD. 458 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,566 PLEASE, BRIAN. 459 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,669 I AM BEGGING YOU. 460 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:34,574 HELP HIM. 461 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,947 - VIC COOKS, I COOK, 462 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,982 ALL THE GRASSIS ARE COOKS. 463 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,951 NONNY, UH, THAT WAS OUR GRANDMOTHER, 464 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,953 NONNY MADE CANNOLI THAT WAS, MWAH, 465 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,688 LIGHTER THAN AIR. 466 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,723 BEFORE SHE DIED, SHE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED, 467 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,292 I SAID HER RECIPE. 468 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,626 SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME. 469 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,462 SHE TOOK IT WITH HER, RIGHT TO HER GRAVE. 470 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,298 - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HAVING POACHED PEARS, 471 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,699 WITH ALMOND CREAM. 472 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,967 - OOH. - AHH. 473 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,569 AND HER GNOCCHI, 474 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,970 WELL, IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO MAKE IT, 475 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,438 YOU KNOW IT CAN COME OUT LIKE BULLETS. 476 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,441 - MA. MA, WOULD YOU LET RODNEY TALK? 477 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,310 - WHO'S STOPPING HIM? 478 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,379 - YOU SORT OF HAVE TO DIVE IN AROUND HERE. 479 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,781 - YOU WERE TELLING US HOW YOU AND VIC MET. 480 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,849 - A POZ MEN'S GROUP. 481 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,252 MM-MM. 482 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,254 - AT A POZ MEN'S GROUP. 483 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,590 - WE SAW EACH OTHER ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM. 484 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,991 - I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO, 485 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,459 BUT SOME FRIENDS OF MINE CONVINCED ME 486 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,994 THAT I SHOULD MEET SOME POSITIVE MEN. 487 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,996 - AND WHY'S THAT? 488 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,731 - I'D BEEN DATING NEGATIVE MEN FOR A WHILE, 489 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,466 AND IT NEVER SEEMED TO WORK OUT. 490 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,667 NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRIED, 491 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,035 THEY COULD NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND 492 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,005 WHAT IT WAS LIKE LIVING WITH THIS THING. 493 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,642 AND WITH VIC THERE'S NO NEED TO EXPLAIN. 494 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,877 WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT EACH OTHER'S GOING THROUGH. 495 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,848 AND INSTEAD OF SEPARATING US, IT BROUGHT US CLOSER TOGETHER. 496 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,752 - OF COURSE, NOT EVERYONE WHO'S POSITIVE 497 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,388 FEELS THAT WAY. 498 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,823 - YOU MIND IF I ASK, ARE YOU-- 499 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,393 - NO, HE ISN'T, BUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS. 500 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,795 - OH, I'M SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO SAY THAT-- 501 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,497 - IT'S--IT'S OKAY. 502 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,366 I'M--I'M SURE THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS 503 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,769 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 504 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,705 BUT IT'S NOT FOR A LACK OF TRYING. 505 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,644 [techno music] 506 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:22,715 [both grunting] 507 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,663 - WHOO! - [chuckles] 508 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,098 [panting] 509 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,668 DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THE BOSS WIN? 510 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,002 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 511 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,472 - [laughs] 512 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,677 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY IT'S SMART. 513 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,881 - YEAH, WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID. 514 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:59,552 WHY WOULD YOU TRUST ME IF I LET YOU WIN? 515 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,355 - SCORE ANOTHER POINT. 516 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,623 - BESIDES, I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 517 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,692 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 518 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:09,562 YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THE STEAM ROOM? 519 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,764 - LOVE TO. 520 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,606 - I ASKED THE D.A. TO FAST-TRACK THE SCHMIDT TRIAL, 521 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:23,476 IN TIME FOR THE ELECTION. 522 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,578 I WAS ALSO THINKING-- 523 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,448 WE SHOULD DO A TV SPOT WITH A BUNCH OF SCHOOL KIDS, 524 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,450 ON THE DANGERS OF PORN. 525 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,385 - YEAH, THE AD'S A GOOD IDEA. 526 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,488 KEEP THE FAMILY-GUY IMAGE ALIVE. 527 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:39,592 BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH I COULD DO WITH THIS TRIAL. 528 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,160 - IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. 529 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,129 - YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 530 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,598 - THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT ALIVE. 531 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,867 - YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SELLING LAST YEAR'S MODEL. 532 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,769 EVERYONE'S ALREADY SEEN IT. 533 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,171 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ARRESTED O.J. 534 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,074 - [chuckles] - THAT GUY'S A BUG. 535 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,910 HE'S A SCHMUCK. 536 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,480 HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL ANYBODY. 537 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,881 - BUT IF WE COULD GET A CONVICTION-- 538 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,483 - THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING. 539 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,051 THEN YOUR OPPONENT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF GOING AFTER 540 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,886 SOME SMALL-FRY TO GET THE FREE PUBLICITY, 541 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,556 THE PRESS'LL TURN HIM INTO A MARTYR. 542 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,823 IT'S LIKE MY DEAR FATHER USED TO SAY, 543 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:11,924 IF YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ON SOMEONE, 544 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:15,094 PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE. 545 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,196 - SO WHERE DO WE GO NEXT? 546 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,499 - WELL, I'D SUGGEST THE SHOWERS. 547 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,000 - [laughs] 548 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,072 YOU COMING? 549 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,008 - YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 550 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,211 - TO THE NEW YORK PHIL. 551 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,714 - AND THE LONDON PHIL. 552 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,915 AND THE VIENNA PHIL. 553 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,184 AND THE BERLIN PHIL AND THE-- 554 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,186 QUICK, NAME ANOTHER PHIL. 555 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,788 - PHIL FARNSWORTH? 556 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,189 WE WERE IN THE SEVENTH GRADE TOGETHER. 557 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,558 - TO PHIL FARNSWORTH, WHEREVER HE MAY BE. 558 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,697 MMM. MMM. 559 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,569 I LOVE YOUR MOUTH. - AH. 560 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,806 YOU DO? - MM-HMM. 561 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:03,009 YEAH, YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT LIPS. 562 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:06,613 - SWALLOWING. 563 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,081 - OF COURSE, I LOVE THE REST OF YOU TOO. 564 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,984 BUT WHEN I WAS IN THAT HOTEL ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT, 565 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,554 ALONE, JERKING OFF-- 566 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,889 - YOU WERE TOUCHING YOURSELF? YOU DIDN'T CALL ME? 567 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,959 - I WAS IMAGINING YOU, 568 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:23,963 KISSING ME ALL OVER. 569 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:27,834 SWEET, TENDER KISSES. 570 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,602 [chuckles] 571 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,604 - AND THEN, 572 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,006 I WENT DOWN ON YOUR HOT, HARD COCK. 573 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,043 AH, LIKE THIS. 574 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,144 [chuckles] 575 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,278 - AHH. 576 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,780 [knock at door] 577 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,983 OH, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, THE GIRL SCOUTS? 578 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,919 - I'LL TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. 579 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,625 - HI, UH, IS ETHAN HERE? 580 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,304 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 581 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,273 - I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SO I-- 582 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:10,643 SO I DROVE IN. 583 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,278 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 584 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:13,680 I THINK YOU BETTER GO NOW. 585 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,748 - NO, WAIT. 586 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,150 HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM HARRISBURG. 587 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,152 IT'S A LONG DRIVE. 588 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,654 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 589 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:25,157 - OH, YEAH? YOU HIS ROOMMATE OR-- 590 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,094 - I'M HIS MUSE. 591 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,248 - WHAT ARE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK FOR? 592 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,317 - WAITING FOR YOU. 593 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:54,220 - I TOLD YOU, I WAS WORKING OUT. 594 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,223 - LEGS, I KNOW. 595 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,793 - OH, SO, UH, 596 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:04,196 WHAT'S VIC'S NEW BOYFRIEND LIKE? 597 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,099 - THEY'RE SO ALIKE, IT'S UNCANNY. 598 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,202 - MM, WHAT SAME INTERESTS, SAME TEMPERAMENT? 599 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,840 - SAME DISEASE. 600 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:18,077 THEY'RE BOTH POSITIVE. 601 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,013 - OH. 602 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:26,819 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 603 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,089 - I FOUND IT, WRAPPED UP IN THE GARBAGE. 604 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,958 - MICHAEL--MICHAEL, I'VE USED IT. 605 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,827 JUST P-PUT IT DOWN. 606 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,229 - YOU KNOW, SEEING VIC AND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND, 607 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:40,132 THAT REALLY MADE ME THINK, YOU KNOW? 608 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,368 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD 609 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:43,736 BE WITH A POZ GUY. 610 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,238 - NO, NO, NO. 611 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,008 I WAS UPSET WHEN I-I SAID THAT. 612 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,242 I-I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-- 613 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,979 - MAYBE THAT POZ GUY SHOULD BE ME. 614 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,915 - MICHAEL, PLEASE! - PLEASE WHAT? 615 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,319 ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A QUICK JAB IN A VEIN, 616 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,855 AND IT'D BE OVER IN A FLASH. 617 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:06,392 I'D HARDLY FEEL A THING, AND THEN I'D BE JUST LIKE YOU. 618 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,728 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LIKE ME. 619 00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,129 - YOU SAID YOU WANT SOMEONE 620 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,732 WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, 621 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,167 WHO WAKES UP EVERY MORNING AND SUDDENLY REMEMBERS, 622 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:18,738 "HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE GOT THIS THING." 623 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:23,309 WHO THINKS EVERY TIME HE GETS A COLD OR THE FLU, 624 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,311 "THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END." 625 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,046 WHO'S FILLED WITH RESENTMENT AND ANGER 626 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,815 'CAUSE HE COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS, 627 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,750 AND WHO HAS TO SHOOT HIMSELF UP 628 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:33,219 WITH STEROIDS BECAUSE HIS LOVER DIED, 629 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,154 AND HE'S SCARED SHITLESS HE'S NEXT, 630 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,690 AND WHO HAS TO DRIVE AWAY THE PERSON HE LOVES, 631 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:40,292 AND WHO LOVES HIM, 632 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:43,429 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 633 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,364 WELL, NOW I WILL. 634 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,899 - NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T. 635 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,035 FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP! 636 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,203 - NO, YOU STOP. 637 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,173 STOP USING THIS SHIT. 638 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,042 STOP HURTING YOURSELF. 639 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,844 AND STOP HURTING US. 640 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:00,713 [drops syringe] 641 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,720 [door closes] 642 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:08,821 - "I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE 643 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,189 "WHO ONLY WANTS TO BE WITH ME, 644 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,191 SOMEONE I CAN BE WITH FOREVER." 645 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,194 WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. - I MEANT IT. 646 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,063 - YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DID THE SECOND YOU WERE SAYING IT. 647 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,931 - CHRIST, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR HANDS. 648 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,266 - OH, SO FUCKING WHAT? 649 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,235 YOU'RE A LIAR! 650 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:25,104 - I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 651 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,873 - THAT IS SO LAUGHABLY, 652 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,507 SO PATHETICALLY LAME, 653 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,077 I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO COMMENT ON IT! 654 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:34,080 TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 655 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:37,483 - I WAS-- I WAS COVERING MY ASS. 656 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:39,118 - THAT'S BETTER. 657 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,888 GO ON. 658 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,891 - I WAS ALONE, YOU WEREN'T THERE. 659 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,126 - NOW IT'S MY FAULT. - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 660 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,828 I MISSED YOU. 661 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:51,130 - SO YOU-- SINCE YOU COULDN'T BEAR 662 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,232 TO BE WITHOUT ME FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT, 663 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:57,169 YOU DECIDE TO PICK UP SOME DROOLING ADMIRER? 664 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,271 - BASICALLY, YES. 665 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:02,274 - SO TELL ME, MR. GOLD, 666 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:05,111 AS A LAST MINUTE REPLACEMENT, HOW'D HE DO? 667 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,046 DID HE KNEEL AT YOUR FEET 668 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,514 AND WORSHIP YOUR HUGE TALENT? 669 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:11,250 DID HE MARVEL AT YOUR MAGNIFICENT FINGERING? 670 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,920 DID THE WAY YOU STROKE YOUR BOW LEAVE HIM BREATHLESS? 671 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,255 - IT WAS ONE STUPID MISTAKE! 672 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,524 LOOK HOW MANY TIMES YOU FORGAVE BRIAN. 673 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:22,094 - I NEVER FORGAVE BRIAN! 674 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,166 I NEVER HAD TO, 675 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:30,536 BECAUSE HE NEVER PROMISED ME ANYTHING. 676 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,505 YOU DID. 677 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,879 - I NEED YOU. 678 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:41,080 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU. 679 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,015 - OH, I'M SURE YOU'LL SURVIVE. 680 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,952 AFTER ALL, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MUSIC. 681 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,921 IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU EVER REALLY LOVED. 682 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,035 - EVEN IF WORST COMES TO WORST 683 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,304 AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL, 684 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,174 IT WON'T BE SO BAD. 685 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:11,077 - HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 686 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:15,047 - YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO READ AND WORK OUT. 687 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,449 IT'LL BE LIKE A SPA VACATION. 688 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,051 - OH, YEAH, I HEAR THE PRISON GUARDS 689 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,519 DO A GREAT HERBAL BODY WRAP, 690 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,922 AND THE CHEFS PREPARE A FABULOUS LIGHT CUISINE. 691 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,256 - I'LL COME TO VISIT 692 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:27,927 AND WE'LL MAKE MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE. 693 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,629 - I DOUBT THE STATE PEN ALLOWS GAY CONJUGAL VISITS. 694 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,499 - THEY DID IN THIS FILM I SAW. - WHICH ONE WAS THAT? 695 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,968 - JEFF STRYKER DOES HARD TIME. 696 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:40,372 - LOOK, EM, 697 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,074 I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO CHEER ME UP, 698 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:45,511 BUT LIFE, AT LEAST AS I KNOW IT, 699 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,079 IS OVER. 700 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:48,981 [knock at door] 701 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,617 OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE POLICE. THEY'VE COME TO GET ME. 702 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:55,988 - NO, HONEY-- - THEY'VE COME TO GET ME. 703 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,492 both: HEY. 704 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,362 - HE'S-- - OH, TEDDY! 705 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,663 HURRY UP, GET DRESSED. WE'RE LATE. 706 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,965 - FOR WHAT? WH-WHERE'RE WE GOING? 707 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,299 - THE D.A.'S OFFICE. 708 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,168 THEY'RE WILLING TO ACCEPT A PLEA BARGAIN. 709 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,636 YOU PLEAD GUILTY TO THE CHARGES, 710 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,371 AND THEY WON'T SEEK A PRISON SENTENCE. 711 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,306 - OH, MY GOD! - [chuckles] 712 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,175 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 713 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,576 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, TEDDY? 714 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,145 - [stammering] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 715 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,512 HOW DID YOU CONVINCE THEM? - I DIDN'T. 716 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:25,417 I GUESS YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. 717 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:28,120 - YOU--YOU DON'T SUPPOSE BRIAN-- 718 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,388 NAH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 719 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,157 - OH, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. 720 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,126 YOU KNOW HOW FORCEFUL YOUR POWERS OF PERSUASION CAN BE. 721 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,328 - UH, DON'T REJOICE YET. 722 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,130 THEY'RE GOING TO SLAP YOU WITH A MOTHERFUCKER OF A FINE. 723 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,698 YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE. 724 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,533 - FOREVER? 725 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,535 - YOU DO ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED TO PORN AGAIN, 726 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,471 EVEN BUYING A FUCKING NAKED GREETING CARD, 727 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,674 THE D.A. WILL SLAM YOU TO THE WALL AND SCREW YOU STANDING. 728 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,610 NOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 729 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,291 - DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU. 730 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,359 - I WAS ALREADY UP. 731 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:09,095 I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP. 732 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,696 - YEAH, ME EITHER. 733 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:14,033 - SO WHO TOLD YOU TO SLEEP ON THE SOFA? 734 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:17,469 - WELL, AFTER WHAT YOU SAID, I-- 735 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:20,039 - I MEANT IT. 736 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:23,075 - LOOK, BABY, I'M GOING TO HAVE A HARD ENOUGH DAY 737 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,576 GOING TO PAUL'S MEMORIAL, 738 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,314 SEEING ALL THOSE GUYS WITH THEIR SUNKEN CHEEKS. 739 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:32,084 - AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL ALIVE, AND SO ARE YOU. 740 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:51,603 - I'VE DECIDED TO STOP USING THE STEROIDS. 741 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:54,373 - GOOD FOR YOU. 742 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,209 - THEY ARE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE TO MY HEALING. 743 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,611 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY THEY'VE TURNED YOU INTO A RAVING SHIT? 744 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,081 - ALL RIGHT, THEY HAVE TURNED ME INTO A RAVING SHIT. 745 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:05,017 [toilet flushes] 746 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,419 I'M SORRY. 747 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,488 - THANKS. 748 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:13,025 BUT YOU'RE APOLOGIZING FOR THE WRONG THING. 749 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,494 - WELL, WHAT THEN? 750 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:16,795 - YOU'RE THE BRAINY PROFESSOR. 751 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,666 YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 752 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,268 - OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR SAYING 753 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,502 THAT I SHOULD FIND SOMEONE WHO'S POSITIVE. 754 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,504 THAT WAS THE DRUGS TALKING. 755 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,439 - NO, IT WAS YOU. 756 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:28,707 DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. 757 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,110 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THEN DO IT. 758 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,145 - IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. I WANT YOU. 759 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,413 - AT 9:00 ON TUESDAY MORNING? 760 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:35,647 WHAT ABOUT 10:00? 761 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,583 - I WILL FEEL THE SAME AT 10:00 762 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:41,053 AND 11:00 AND 12:00. 763 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:43,289 - YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO STOP? 764 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:44,823 - I ALREADY HAVE. 765 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:48,594 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET DRESSED 766 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:52,198 AND COME WITH ME? 767 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,033 - IT'S NOT MY WORLD. I DON'T BELONG THERE. 768 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:02,641 - YOU BELONG WITH ME. 769 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:11,450 - SOMEONE DIDN'T SLEEP AT HOME. 770 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,486 - WHAT ARE YOU, A DETECTIVE? 771 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,622 - [chuckles] NO, IT'S JUST THE SAME 772 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,158 STUNNING ENSEMBLE THAT YOU WORE YESTERDAY. 773 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,592 - I SPENT THE NIGHT AT DAPHNE'S, 774 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,729 IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 775 00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:27,866 - DO I DETECT A DISCORDANT NOTE IN LOVE'S TENDER REFRAIN? 776 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,202 [indistinct chatter] 777 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,879 - HEY, DEB, CAN I GET SOME COFFEE? 778 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,082 - COMING RIGHT UP, HONEY. 779 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,758 - [clears throat] I'VE BEEN, UH, 780 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,360 THINKING OF A WAY TO SAY THIS 781 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:55,761 WITHOUT SOUNDING MAUDLIN AND HENCE 782 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,264 INCURRING YOUR WRATH, SO I DECIDED TO DELETE 783 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,865 ANY REFERENCES TO LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP, 784 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,301 RESPONSIBILITY, AND BEING ONE'S BROTHER'S KEEPER 785 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:06,872 AND GO WITH A SIMPLE "THANK YOU." 786 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,475 - WHO SAID I WAS BUYING YOU LUNCH? 787 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,344 - I'M TALKING ABOUT SAVING MY LIFE. 788 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:15,614 - OH. THAT. 789 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:18,384 THAT WAS NOTHING. 790 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:19,885 - WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT MEL SAYS I'LL BE WORTH 791 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,254 BY THE TIME THEY GET DONE WITH ME. 792 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:26,258 BUT, BETTER "HARD UP" THAN "HARD TIME." 793 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,495 - HERE YOU GO, TEDDY. - THANKS, DEB. 794 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,697 WELL, GOOD NEWS. 795 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,265 I WON'T BE GOING TO JAIL. 796 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:36,168 THANKS TO A FRIEND. 797 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,237 - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. OH. 798 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,772 HONEY, I'M SO RELIEVED. [chuckles] 799 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,475 OH, GOD, THAT'S ON THE HOUSE. 800 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:48,947 - JUST DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 801 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,682 I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU. 802 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,451 I DID IT TO PROTECT MY CLIENT. 803 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,920 [pats back] 804 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,289 - OF COURSE. 805 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:00,292 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO PRESUMPTUOUS? 806 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,564 [deep breath] 807 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,570 - I'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHY HE DOES THAT. 808 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,872 - YOU MEAN ACT LIKE A TOTAL SHIT? 809 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:17,576 - WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS HE JUST SAVED TEDDY'S ASS. 810 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,478 [bell rings] 811 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,713 - ONE SPECIAL, ONE PINK PLATE. 812 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,617 - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEST EVERY TIME YOU TINKLE. 813 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:26,985 - SAYS WHO? 814 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,954 - YOU HAVE TO LET MOTHER NATURE TAKE HER COURSE 815 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,822 IN HER OWN SWEET TIME. 816 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,491 OH. [laughs] 817 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,994 - IT'S EASY FOR HER, SHE'S ALREADY A MOTHER. 818 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,596 - ALL RIGHT. 819 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,631 I'LL LET YOU HAVE YOUR FUN WITH CHEMISTRY 820 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:43,369 AND GO MAKE DINNER. SLOPPY JOES OKAY? 821 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,238 MEL? 822 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:48,574 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT PUTTING THE BUNS IN THE OVEN. 823 00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,609 - WHAT? 824 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,949 - OH, MY GOD. 825 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,989 IT'S-- [gulps] 826 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,524 IT'S BLUE. 827 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,593 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BLUE. 828 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:11,463 - WELL, THIS MEANS YOU'RE-- - YOU GOT IT. 829 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,798 - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ACCURATE? 830 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,500 - OH, IT BETTER BE, OR ELSE 831 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,001 I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTIES OFF THAT COMPANY. 832 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:18,537 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 833 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,038 FIRST TIME OUT OF THE BOX. 834 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,540 - TOLD YOU. 835 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,276 DON'T FUCK WITH MOTHER NATURE, HUH? 836 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,611 WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL HER, 837 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:27,946 "DON'T FUCK WITH ME." 838 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,916 [chuckles] 839 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,584 - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH ALL THESE? 840 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:06,985 - HMM? 841 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,389 OH, UH, I THOUGHT I'D DONATE THEM TO CHARITY. 842 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,057 - HMM. 843 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,393 YOU CAN GET A WRITE-OFF. 844 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,363 - YEAH, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING THAT NOW. 845 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,067 - OH, MY GOD! 846 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,336 LOOK! 847 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:27,806 IT'S MY REVOLVING BED, FROM WHEN I WAS A BIG STAR. 848 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,741 - MM, YOU STILL ARE. 849 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:32,811 IT'S THE DICKS THAT GOT SMALL. - [chuckles] 850 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,980 - I NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE USE IT. 851 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,849 IT RETIRED WHEN YOU DID. 852 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,886 - GOD, IT BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES. 853 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,988 THE G.I. JOE JERK, 854 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,823 THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER WHACK. 855 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,758 - GOD BLESS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 856 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:50,095 TRUE VISIONARIES. 857 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:54,032 - SO YOU, UH, CARE TO TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE SPIN? 858 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:59,137 - UH, NO, I CAN'T. 859 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,706 I GOT TOO MUCH TO DO. 860 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,474 - OH, PLEASE, TEDDY? 861 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,510 COME ON, ONE LAST TIME? 862 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,111 - [sighs] 863 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:09,448 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS. START 'ER UP! 864 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:10,782 HERE WE GO. 865 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:13,752 - [chuckles] 866 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:19,525 - REMEMBER, YOU GAVE ME MY PORN NAME, HUH? 867 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,126 - "FETCH DIXON"-- 868 00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:24,095 NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE PET AND THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON. 869 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:29,568 - YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOURS. 870 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:35,774 - [sighs] 871 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,810 "MILLICENT KENSINGTON." 872 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,780 [both laugh] 873 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,690 - OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 874 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,625 - [crying] - YOU CRY. 875 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:56,662 YOU CRY ALL YOU WANT. 876 00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:00,766 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MOST UPSET ABOUT? 877 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:03,769 - NO MORE "RIM-A-RAMA"? 878 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,638 - THAT WE HAD TO GIVE UP THE HOUSE. 879 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,975 I REALLY WANTED YOU TO HAVE THAT. 880 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,176 - HONEY, YOUR SAYING THAT 881 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:13,779 MEANS MORE TO ME THAN LIVING IN IT. 882 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:16,915 - [sniffles] YEAH, NOT QUITE. 883 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,950 - LISTEN. 884 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,786 WHERE I COME FROM, 885 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:23,589 WE HAD TORNADOES ALL THE TIME. 886 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:28,560 THEY'D BLOW THE ROOF OFF, DESTROY EVERYTHING. 887 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:33,198 WE ALWAYS LOOKED AT IT AS A CHANCE TO REBUILD, 888 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,067 YOU KNOW, MAKE THINGS BETTER. 889 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,069 SO THE BUSINESS IS GONE. 890 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,205 SO THE HOUSE IS GONE. 891 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:41,873 SO EVERY CENT YOU EVER MADE-- 892 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,743 - YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 893 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,714 - THE POINT IS, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 894 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,818 WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER. 895 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:57,523 AND TOGETHER, WE ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 896 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:04,563 [Gioia Bruno's From the Inside] 897 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:12,538 * 898 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:19,645 [indistinct chatter] 899 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,867 - THAT'S A MONTECRISTO ESPECIAL SMUGGLED FROM CUBA, 900 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,903 SO STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK. 901 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,271 [chuckles] 902 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,939 IF THAT'S ANY INDICATION OF YOUR TECHNIQUE, 903 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,608 IT'S AMAZING YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 904 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,643 - I'M STILL IN SHOCK. 905 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:54,546 WE MADE A BABY AFTER JUST ONE TRY. 906 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,181 - IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING, ALL RIGHT, 907 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,885 THAT YOUR SPERM ACTUALLY LIKED MELANIE'S EGGS. UGH. 908 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,919 WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING 909 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,721 FOR SOME PEOPLE'S TASTES. 910 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:04,590 - [clears throat] 911 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:09,928 - EASY, MIKEY. 912 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,798 - I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. - WHAT? 913 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,332 - BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER LIFE. 914 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,934 - WELL, DID I ASK YOU TO? 915 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,168 - NOT YOU, ASSHOLE. THE KID. 916 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:18,804 - YOUR JOB'S DONE. 917 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:20,305 FROM HERE ON OUT, THE LEZZIES DO ALL THE WORK. 918 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:22,107 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES 919 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,309 AND THE OCCASIONAL WALK IN THE PARK. 920 00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:27,312 - I DON'T INTEND TO BE A DROP-IN DAD LIKE YOU. 921 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,781 I WANT TO BE INVOLVED, A REAL FATHER, 922 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,783 IF I CAN JUST FIGURE OUT HOW. 923 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:34,319 - [sighs] YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT DAD. 924 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:35,821 - WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 925 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,055 - WELL, YOU RAISED ME, DIDN'T YOU? 926 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,658 LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. 927 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:42,661 [techno music] 928 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:50,201 * 929 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:54,606 [both moaning] 930 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,703 - OH, YEAH. 931 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,271 * OH, YEAH 932 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:28,974 * HOLDING ME DOWN 933 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:33,311 * WOULD YOU RELEASE YOURSELF 934 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:36,782 * STEP INTO MY PARLOR 935 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,785 * I COULD PLEASE MYSELF 936 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:43,955 * BUT I WANT YOU 937 00:43:57,068 --> 00:44:02,941 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 938 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:06,011 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 939 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:09,881 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 940 00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:13,351 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 941 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:16,688 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 942 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:18,156 * I WANT YOU 943 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:21,760 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 944 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:24,329 * TO MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 945 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,698 * TO MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE * 946 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,366 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 947 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:31,169 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 948 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:33,338 * I WANT YOU 949 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,041 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 950 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,309 * TO MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 951 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:41,780 * I WANT YOU 952 00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:43,048 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 953 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:45,951 * MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE 954 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:48,253 * I WANT YOU 955 00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:52,924 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 956 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,260 * I WANT YOU 957 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:58,363 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 958 00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:00,331 * 959 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:03,168 * I WANT YOU 960 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:08,239 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 961 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:13,845 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 962 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:25,090 * I WANT YOU 963 00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:28,994 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 964 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,430 * BUT I WANT YOU 965 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:37,268 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 966 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,971 * BUT I WANT YOU 967 00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:45,010 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 968 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,978 * BUT I WANT YOU 969 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:52,250 * I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE * 970 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:56,187 * BUT I WANT YOU 67327

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.