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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,512 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,314 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,515 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:22,490 * 5 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,730 * ONE, TWO, DO IT 6 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,266 * 7 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,601 * ONE, TWO, THREE 8 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,436 - * FOUR, FOUR 9 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:38,472 * 10 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,144 [Washed Up Love plays] 11 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,812 - WHOO! 12 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,281 * 13 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,482 - * FEEL ME WITH YOUR LOVE 14 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,851 - YEAH! 15 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,222 - WHOO! 16 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:58,526 - * WITH YOUR LOVE 17 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,603 - WHOO! 18 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,297 [coins sliding] 19 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,241 - [shudders] 20 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,345 I LOST A SOCK AND A PAIR OF SHORTS, 21 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,646 BUT THE FUCK IF I'M GOING BACK DOWN THERE 22 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,884 WITH THE CRYPT-MASTER. 23 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,752 BEN? - UH, YEAH? 24 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,621 - I SAID THERE WAS THIS GUY DOWN THERE. 25 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,890 THIS-- 26 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,559 THIS INCREDIBLY HOT GUY, 27 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,395 AND I WAS BENDING OVER 28 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,230 TO GET MY LAUNDRY OUT OF THE DRYER, 29 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,898 AND HE RIPPED OFF MY PANTS, 30 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,366 AND HE FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 31 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,501 [grunts] 32 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,469 - UH-HUH. 33 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,841 - [clears throat] - HEY. 34 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,643 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 35 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,278 - I'M READING THE NEWSPAPER, AND I'M NEARSIGHTED. 36 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,913 SO I-- OH, THE CLASSIFIEDS. OH. 37 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,416 - YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT, MICHAEL. 38 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:31,319 - [groans] YOU ALREADY HAVE AN APARTMENT, 39 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,521 COMPLETE WITH APPLIANCES AND HARDWOOD FLOORS 40 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,389 AND A BUILT-IN BOYFRIEND. - YEAH, I TOLD YOU. 41 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,857 I THINK IT'S BEST IF I HAVE MY OWN PLACE. 42 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,428 - YEAH, AND I THINK IT'S BEST THAT YOU STAY. 43 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,940 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER BE OUT WITH BRIAN? 44 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,543 - [sighs] 45 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,612 - [moaning] 46 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:02,416 - WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT IS TEMPTING. 47 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,984 BUT THEN, I WOULD MISS OUT 48 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,721 ON ALL THE PRE-SOAKING AND SPIN-DRYING, 49 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,989 AND NOT TO MENTION, 50 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,226 HAVING THE HOTTEST MAN IN PITTSBURGH 51 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,663 TO HELP ME FLUFF AND FOLD. 52 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,738 - HELP YOU WITH THE CENTER CARNIVAL? 53 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,340 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? 54 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,841 - I LIKE TO THINK NOT. 55 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,477 - AFTER THE WAY THEY SCREWED ME, 56 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,478 THE ONLY THING I'D LIKE TO HELP THE CENTER DO 57 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,912 IS SELF-DESTRUCT. 58 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,581 - WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN 59 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,848 IF WE DON'T BOOST OUR CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP 60 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,350 AND RAISE A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND. 61 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,486 - IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 62 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,726 - [clears throat] 63 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,796 [Gus babbles] 64 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,465 ANYONE ELSE IN THERE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 65 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,934 - HOPEFULLY NOT BEFORE I DO. 66 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,603 - LOOK, IT MAY NOT BE YOUR PROBLEM. 67 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,770 BUT IT'D BE A VERY BIG PROBLEM 68 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,339 FOR A LOT OF MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY 69 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,740 IF WE HAD TO CUT ON AIDS HOSPICE CARE 70 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:00,808 OR THE HOMELESS TEEN SHELTER. 71 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,476 ALL I'M ASKING 72 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,378 IS FOR YOU TO VOLUNTEER A FEW HOURS OF YOUR TIME 73 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,380 TO HELP ORGANIZE THIS FUND-RAISER. 74 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,815 MAYBE CALL A FEW OF YOUR CLIENTS 75 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,383 AND SEE IF THEY'D BE WILLING TO CONTRIBUTE. 76 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,519 - OH, I-I DON'T DO VOLUNTEER WORK. 77 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,921 - OH, THANKS A LOT, BRIAN. 78 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,489 HOPE I DIDN'T KEEP YOU FROM ATTENDING 79 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,626 TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS. 80 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:21,429 - HOWEVER, THE CENTER AND I MAY BE ABLE 81 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,564 TO COME TO SOME MORE... 82 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,900 AMENABLE AGREEMENT? 83 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,769 - THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE WORKING WITH HIM. 84 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,371 - IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 85 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,573 - I UNDERSTAND YOUR RELUCTANCE TO GET INVOLVED. 86 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,042 HOWEVER, IF HE'S WILLING TO PUT PAST HOSTILITIES ASIDE, 87 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,710 I SAY WE SHOULD DO THE SAME. 88 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:41,048 - JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS MR. KINNEY OFFERING TO DO? 89 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,385 - ORGANIZE THE EVENT, BRING IN CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP... 90 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,387 - I SAY WE'RE DOING FINE WITHOUT HIM. 91 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:50,524 - IF YOU CALL SELLING 40 TICKETS "DOING FINE." 92 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,959 BRIAN'S PUT TOGETHER A PROPOSAL 93 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,527 TO GIVE THE CARNIVAL A BIT MORE EDGE. 94 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,429 OOPS. - EDGE? 95 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,931 - HE'S ALSO CONTACTED A FEW OF HIS CLIENTS. 96 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,401 AND THEY'VE AGREED TO SPONSOR THE EVENT 97 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,571 AND MATCH ANY FUNDS WE RAISE UP TO $100,000. 98 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,477 - PLEASE EXTEND TO MR. KINNEY 99 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,545 THE CENTER'S GRATITUDE 100 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,447 FOR VOLUNTEERING HIS TIME AND EFFORT. 101 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,815 - [giggles excitedly] 102 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,419 - WELL, HE'S... NOT EXACTLY VOLUNTEERING. 103 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,688 - HE WANTS 20% OFF THE TOP. 104 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,123 - HE EXPECTS US TO PAY HIM? FOR FUND-RAISING? 105 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,459 - IS HE KIDDING? - WELL, HIS FEELING IS, 106 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,128 "WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE 100% OF NOTHING 107 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:33,601 OR 80% OF MORE THAN YOU EVER FUCKING DREAMED OF?" 108 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:39,006 - * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN * 109 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,708 * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD * 110 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,611 * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN * 111 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,579 * PUSHED AND KNOCKED AROUND * 112 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,648 * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD - HMM. 113 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,149 - * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN 114 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,519 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I BUY IT? 115 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,153 - $30,000? 116 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,988 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR AN OLD CAR. 117 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,590 - IT'S NOT OLD. IT'S A CLASSIC. 118 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,158 - SO HOW DO YOU PLAN ON PAYING FOR IT? 119 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,893 - A LITTLE EXTRA CASH JUST FELL IN MY LAP. 120 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,729 - WELL, THAT'S A SIZEABLE CHUNK OF CHANGE 121 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,164 FOR BOYFRIEND REPLACEMENT THERAPY. 122 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,066 - I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 123 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,169 I'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND. - RIGHT. 124 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,738 THEN IT MUST BE A MID-LIFE CRISIS. 125 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,473 - I'M ONLY 30-- - 1. 126 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,642 - AND SINCE I PLAN ON BEING DEAD BY THE TIME I'M 39, 127 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,076 THAT'S ONE ANNOYANCE I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH. 128 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,678 - YEAH. I'LL BE SURE TO REMIND YOU OF THAT 129 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,681 ON YOUR 60TH BIRTHDAY. 130 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,416 - COME ON, MIKEY. IF WE LEAVE NOW, 131 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,517 WE CAN BE IN NEW YORK BY MIDNIGHT. 132 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,053 - NO FUCKING WAY. 133 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,888 BEN NEARLY MOVED OUT BECAUSE OF YOU. 134 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:31,058 - * OVER THE EDGE OF THE WORLD * 135 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,762 * DON'T STOP TO WONDER 136 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,630 * WONDER WHAT IT MEANS 137 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,666 [tires squeal] 138 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,903 - JEAN, YOUR ORDER'S UP. - OKAY. 139 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,838 - IS THAT LOOK OF LONGING 140 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,074 FOR ME OR THE COCONUT CREAM? 141 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,777 - [laughs] NOW WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 142 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,512 - [chuckles] WANT THE LAST BITE? 143 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,080 - HELL, NO. 144 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,649 I'M ALMOST AT THE POINT WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE A WAIST. 145 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,551 OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? 146 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,553 - OH, I'VE NOTICED. 147 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,188 - AND? 148 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,924 - AND IT'S LOOKIN' GOOD. 149 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,460 REAL GOOD. - COME ON, DEB. 150 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,528 [bell ringing] 151 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,129 - UM... 152 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,230 ORDER'S UP. 153 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,065 - SEE YOU FRIDAY? - YEAH. 154 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,535 I'LL RESERVE A LANE. - WHAT DO YOU SAY 155 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,570 WE SKIP THE BOWLING THIS WEEK, 156 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:17,938 MAYBE HAVE A LITTLE DINNER? 157 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,140 - FRIDAY IS 3 GRAMS OF FISH 158 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,743 AND 4 OUNCES OF STEAMED KALE. 159 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,944 - MMM! MY FAVORITE. 160 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:24,945 - [laughs] 161 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,815 - AFTERWARDS WE CAN WATCH TV. 162 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,116 - YEAH, WELL, THE--THE-- 163 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,485 THE SET DOWNSTAIRS IS STILL ON THE FRITZ. 164 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,220 THE ONLY ONE THAT'S WORKING 165 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,888 IS THE ONE IN MY BEDROOM. 166 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,591 - I KNOW. 167 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,094 [laughs] - [chuckles] 168 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,095 - BE RIGHT BACK. 169 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,897 - [laughs] 170 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,601 - THERE YOU GO. - OOH, FOOD. 171 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,570 - SO, DEB... 172 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,104 WHAT'S IT LIKE, DOING IT WITH A COP? 173 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,740 - [chuckles] DOES HE 174 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:53,874 CONDUCT A STRIP SEARCH? 175 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,975 - HANDCUFF YOU TO THE BED? 176 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,844 - WORK YOU OVER TILL YOU SING? 177 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,980 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT M.Y.O.B. STANDS FOR? 178 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:04,785 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 179 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,720 - SHOULDN'T THERE BE AN "F" IN THERE? 180 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,055 - HMM. 181 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,256 - HI, BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 182 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,591 [fingers snap] 183 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:15,696 [indistinct conversation] 184 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,002 - I HAVE A PROPOSITION. 185 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,871 A BUSINESS PROPOSITION. 186 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,139 - WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND? - A POSTER. 187 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,742 SOMETHING HOT AND BRILLIANT 188 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,744 AND SOMETHING BY TOMORROW? 189 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,681 - [sighs] 190 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,083 - I WOULDN'T ASK YOU IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT. 191 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,885 - OR IF YOU WEREN'T DESPERATE. 192 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,321 - YEAH, THAT TOO. 193 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,790 - WHAT'S IT FOR? 194 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,058 - IT'S FOR THE CENTER CARNIVAL. 195 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,060 - YOU FUCKING HATE THE CENTER. 196 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,030 - NOT WHEN THEY'RE PAYING ME. 197 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,299 SO HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? 198 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,635 - IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE, SO IT'S FREE. 199 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,670 - CHRIST, DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANYTHING? 200 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,671 - 500. 201 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,306 - 200. - 500. 202 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,175 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 203 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,945 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS. 204 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,684 - YOU HAD THE PROCEDURE? 205 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,786 - LIKE YOU SAID, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 206 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,121 HE DID IT IN THE OFFICE, 207 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,956 ZAPPED ME WITH A LASER, A COUPLE OF STITCHES-- 208 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,958 - BUT YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME. I WOULD'VE COME. 209 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,327 - IT WAS SOMETHING I HAD TO DO ON MY OWN, 210 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,962 LIKE BUNGEE JUMPING. 211 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,931 - I HOPE THAT'S NOT NEXT. [nervous chuckle] 212 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,799 - I MEAN, FACE MY FEARS HEAD-ON 213 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,935 AND HOPE I DON'T LAND SPLAT. 214 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,070 - AND DID YOU LAND SPLAT? 215 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,339 - EVERYTHING'S FINE. 216 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,341 HE SAID I CAN GET PREGNANT RIGHT AWAY. 217 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:37,144 - OH. MEL. 218 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,212 - [sighs] - MM. 219 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,115 - OH. 220 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,217 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS-- 221 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,086 I WAS JUST USING IT AS AN EXCUSE. 222 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,955 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. - IT MATTERS A LOT. 223 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,357 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THE ONE 224 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,225 TO CARRY OUR NEXT CHILD. 225 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,629 - ARE YOU SURE? 226 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,831 SO WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE MELANIE? 227 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,833 - OR MELVIN. - BY NEXT CHRISTMAS? 228 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,368 - HANUKKAH. - AH! 229 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,003 - [sighs] 230 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,372 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PICK A DONOR. 231 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:10,143 - I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD ONE. 232 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,012 - THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY 233 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,014 BRIAN KINNEY'S FUCKING SPERM ARE DOING THE BREASTSTROKE 234 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,248 UP MY FALLOPIAN TUBE. 235 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,718 - THEY DO THE AUSTRALIAN CRAWL. 236 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,286 I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE. 237 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,754 - WELL, 238 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,423 NOT AFTER ALL THE GRIEF HE'S CAUSED US. 239 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,759 WE ARE NOT MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. 240 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,427 - I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY HOW YOU FEEL, 241 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,296 BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO US? 242 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,264 A FATAL ACCIDENT? - BUNGEE JUMPING? 243 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,867 - I'M SERIOUS. AT LEAST OUR KIDS WOULD HAVE THE SAME FATHER. 244 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:34,868 - OH, SOME FATHER. 245 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,937 SELFISH, PROMISCUOUS. 246 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,405 WHO KNOWS IF HE'S EVEN NEGATIVE? 247 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,340 - WELL, WHOEVER IT IS WOULD HAVE TO BE TESTED. 248 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,776 BUT THINK HOW GOOD HE'S BEEN TO US AND TO GUS. 249 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,344 ALWAYS THERE TO WRITE A CHECK, 250 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,014 PUT UP A SWING SET, AND SAVE OUR WEDDING FROM DISASTER. 251 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,950 HONESTLY, MEL, HE'S NOT THE OLD BRIAN. 252 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,018 HE'S CHANGED. 253 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,452 AND BOTTOM LINE... 254 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:57,024 WITHOUT HIM, OUR KIDS WOULDN'T BE RELATED. 255 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,760 [Gus babbles] 256 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,228 [pop music] 257 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,931 - [grunts] 258 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,233 - WHO'S THE HOTTIE? 259 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,235 - MY BOYFRIEND. 260 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,170 - THE OTHER HOTTIE. 261 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,072 - OOH, LOOKS LIKE TARZAN. 262 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,041 - AND HE SOUNDS LIKE JANE. 263 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,043 - I'D WARBLE LIKE A COLORATURA 264 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,811 IF I HAD PECS LIKE HIS. 265 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,847 - WELL, SHOOT YOURSELF UP WITH JUNGLE JUICE, AND YOU CAN. 266 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,915 - WHAT, STEROIDS? 267 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,350 - YEAH, I'M SURPRISED HIS LIVER HASN'T FALLEN OUT 268 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,451 OF HIS ASSHOLE. 269 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,986 - NOT TO MENTION MOOD SWINGS 270 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,187 AND HIS BALLS SHRINKING UP 271 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,455 TO THE SIZE OF TWO M&M PEANUTS. 272 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,823 [giggles] 273 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:30,958 - MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 274 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,192 - SAME THING YOU ARE. 275 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,727 - CRUISING FOR A BLOW JOB? 276 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,963 - JESUS, MA, YOU ALREADY GO TO THE SAME BARS 277 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,130 AND THE SAME CLUBS I DO. 278 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,999 NOW YOU GOTTA COME TO THE SAME GYM? 279 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,334 CAN'T I HAVE ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD THAT'S MY OWN? 280 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,205 - SO YOU WANNA BE WORK-OUT BUDDIES? 281 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:53,080 * 282 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,282 - LOOKING GOOD, GIRL. 283 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,350 - BET YOUR PRIVATE DICK THINKS SO TOO. 284 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,352 - [laughs] - I TOLD YOU, 285 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,921 I HAVE NO INTENTION 286 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:01,989 OF TURNING THE MOST INTIMATE DETAILS 287 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,957 OF MY PERSONAL LIFE INTO GYM GOSSIP, 288 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,358 LIKE YOU GAY GUYS. 289 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,095 - IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. 290 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,831 - WELL, IT ISN'T BECAUSE HE ISN'T INTERESTED. 291 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,499 IT'S JUST BEEN A WHILE SINCE I-- 292 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,401 I WORKED OUT. 293 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,971 I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HIM. 294 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,907 - WELL, 295 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,242 IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE HIS MAN, 296 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,878 IT'S EM. 297 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,247 - HUSH. 298 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,117 HONEY, ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE. 299 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,518 AND WHO BETTER TO INSTRUCT YOU 300 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,122 THAN PROFESSORS HONEYCUTT AND SCHMIDT? 301 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,991 - DOCTORS OF DICKOLOGY. 302 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,293 - [chuckles] 303 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,877 - SHE'S NOT IN HERE, IS SHE? 304 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,545 - WHO? - MY MOTHER. 305 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,013 - IT'S THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM. 306 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,548 - YOU THINK THAT'LL STOP HER? 307 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,549 - [laughs] 308 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,017 - A FULL HOUR ON THE PRECOR, 309 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,185 AND ALL I DROPPED WAS A POUND. 310 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,154 - GOTTA CUT BACK ON THAT PIZZA. 311 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,422 HEY, BEN. - HEY, JASON. 312 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,024 HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. 313 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,592 - REMEMBER THOSE FIVE MINUTES IN THE '90s 314 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,027 WHEN EVERYBODY WANTED TO PUT ON WEIGHT 315 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,295 BECAUSE IT MEANT YOU WEREN'T DYING? 316 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964 - DIDN'T DO PAUL ANY GOOD. 317 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,065 - AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK 318 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,299 TO THAT GODDAMN HOSPICE. 319 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,968 TALK ABOUT DEPRESSING. 320 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,337 - SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT PAUL? 321 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,439 - OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 322 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,376 HE DIED LAST NIGHT. 323 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,215 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE. 324 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,050 EVEN IF IT MEANS INCURRING ISHIGURA'S WRATH 325 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,252 FOR NOT PRACTICING MY BARTOK. 326 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,055 I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ASK HIM. 327 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,057 HEY, JUS, MY FRIEND COLLIER WANTS TO KNOW 328 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,960 IF MY IMAGINARY LOVER WILL BE ACCOMPANYING ME TO HIS SOIREE. 329 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,530 - TELL HIM I WOULD SOONER EAT SHIT AND DIE. 330 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,199 - HE SAYS HE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 331 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,068 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 332 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,470 NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ANTISOCIAL? 333 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,206 - I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL. 334 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:03,110 I JUST CAN'T STAND PEOPLE. - [chuckles] 335 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,277 COME ON, YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 336 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,512 - UH... 337 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,547 CHATTING INANELY ABOUT INDEPENDENT FILM 338 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,349 WITH A ROOMFUL OF STRANGERS? 339 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,618 - OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A BIGGER FUCKING SNOB THAN I AM. 340 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,654 MWAH. MUST BE WHY I LOVE YOU. 341 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,523 WHAT'S THIS? 342 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,026 - IT'S A POSTER I'M WORKING ON FOR A CHARITY EVENT. 343 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,094 - I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD THROW A BENEFIT FOR US. 344 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,097 - ACTUALLY, I'M GETTING PAID. 345 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,033 - LIKE, AS IN DOLLARS? 346 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,036 - AS IN 500 OF THEM. 347 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,171 - NO SHIT! HOW DID YOU SWING THAT? 348 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,639 - SOMEONE I KNOW. 349 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,374 - [laughs] 350 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,376 SOMEONE YOU KNOW. SOMEONE WE BOTH KNOW? 351 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,011 - HE NEEDED AN ARTIST. 352 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,247 - AND EVEN THOUGH HE WORKS WITH DOZENS OF THEM 353 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,548 ALL DAY LONG IN HIS OFFICE, 354 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,383 HE MIRACULOUSLY THOUGHT OF YOU. 355 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,654 - MAYBE HE THOUGHT I WAS BEST QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. 356 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,123 - OR MAYBE HE'S JUST TRYING TO WIN YOU BACK. 357 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,193 - HE CAN TRY ALL HE WANTS. 358 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD EVER GO? 359 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,997 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, HE'S RICH, GORGEOUS, 360 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,999 HE CAN MAKE CASH MAGICALLY APPEAR. 361 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,402 - FUCK THE MONEY. 362 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,072 FUCK HIM. 363 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,075 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 364 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,410 - PROVE IT. 365 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,544 - [laughs] 366 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,413 I'M NOT GOING TO PROVE IT. 367 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,148 - COME ON. 368 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,684 - OH. 369 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,720 "HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS." 370 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,556 - OH, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 371 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,725 UH! [laughs] 372 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,296 - * 'CAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS * 373 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,697 - HUH? 374 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,301 - * AND THE COOL, COOL STREAMS OF LOVE * 375 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,569 * I'M GONNA GET MYSELF 376 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,704 * SO FILTHY 377 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:42,309 * ROLLING IN THE MUD 378 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,312 * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON BIGGER THINGS * 379 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,382 * AND THE BLUER SKIES ABOVE 380 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:54,054 * SO I'LL SHOOT NEWTON'S APPLE * 381 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:58,225 * AND I'LL CLIMB UP ON HIGH * 382 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,726 * 'CAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD 383 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,195 [dance music] 384 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,363 - YEAH. YEAH. 385 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,333 NO, THIS ONE'S ON ME. 386 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,536 - [chuckles] UH-OH. 387 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,638 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME? 388 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,541 - WE'VE DECIDED TO GIVE GUS A SIBLING. 389 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,209 - HEY! - [laughs] HEY! 390 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,744 [glasses clink] 391 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,080 - AND JUST WHEN YOU STARTED TO GET YOUR SHAPE BACK? 392 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,081 - MM. 393 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,749 OH, FUCK YOU. 394 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:27,087 - WELL, LUCKILY I HAVEN'T SHOT A LOAD IN TWO HOURS. 395 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,488 [clears throat] 396 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,622 [unzipping pants] 397 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,358 THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 398 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,425 - OH, NOT NOW! 399 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,762 - WELL, WHEN DO YOU WANT IT? 400 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,364 - I DON'T. 401 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,299 - THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. 402 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,770 I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO CARRY OUR NEXT CHILD. 403 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,107 - [laughs] 404 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,242 YOU? 405 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,643 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BARREN. 406 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,312 - I WASN'T BARREN. 407 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,181 I HAD ENDOMETRIOSIS. 408 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,382 - BUT SHE'S CURED. 409 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,683 - PRAISE THE LORD. 410 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,285 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 411 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,253 - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 412 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,821 MELANIE'S ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES 413 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,691 OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. - THANK YOU. 414 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,259 - BESIDES, I AGREED TO INSEMINATE YOU, 415 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,660 NOT YOUR HUSBAND. 416 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,728 - BUT IF WE GET SOMEONE ELSE, 417 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,796 OUR KIDS WON'T BE RELATED. 418 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,398 - HAVE YOU EVER MET MY SISTER? 419 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,166 THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT. - WE HAD A DEAL. 420 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,570 - YOU'RE THE ONES THAT CHANGED THE TERMS. 421 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,472 ME AND MELANIE, MOM AND POP. 422 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,341 - [clears throat] 423 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,210 - * LEND A HAND 424 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,179 - I'D SAY THAT WENT WELL. 425 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,282 - JESUS CHRIST! 426 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,850 DO YOU REALIZE PEOPLE EAT HERE? 427 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,685 - THEY'RE ALL FRESH AND NEW. 428 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,687 - HAND-PICKED FROM THE PLEASURE BOUTIQUE. 429 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,156 [sniffs] MMM. 430 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,824 - I JUST WANT TO SLEEP WITH THE GUY, 431 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,459 NOT DRILL FOR OIL. 432 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,560 - WELL, THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT THESE, 433 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,195 TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL. 434 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,299 WHICH WOULD YOU SAY MOST RESEMBLES DETECTIVE HORVATH? 435 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,834 - HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW? 436 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602 I'VE ONLY KISSED HIM. 437 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,704 NOW PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY. 438 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,473 - NOT SO FAST. 439 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,242 NOW, YOU ASKED FOR OUR HELP, 440 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,444 AND THAT'S WHY WE'VE COME TO TEACH YOU. 441 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,846 - THE ART OF ORAL SEX. 442 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,481 - WE'RE GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU SECRETS 443 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,217 KNOWN HERETOFORE ONLY TO GAY MEN. 444 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,853 - TECHNIQUES PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION 445 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,321 SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. 446 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,722 - ONCE YOU'VE PASSED THE COURSE, 447 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,325 WE GUARANTEE HORVATH WILL FOREVER REGARD YOU 448 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,761 AS HIS GODDESS, HIS QUEEN. 449 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,197 - CLEOPATRA, SCHEHERAZADE, 450 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631 REESE WITHERSPOON. 451 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,233 - [sighs] 452 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,868 NOW, SHALL WE BEGIN? 453 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,271 - ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 454 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,273 LET US RELAX THE JAW. 455 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,808 ROTATING IT FIRST CLOCKWISE... 456 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,876 UH-HUH. 457 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,344 THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE... 458 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,513 UH-HUH. YEAH. GOOD. 459 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514 NOW WAG THE TONGUE. 460 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,615 AH, AH, AH. 461 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,616 AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH. 462 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,650 YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY. 463 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,220 - NEXT, GRASP THE SHAFT FIRMLY 464 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,288 WITH OUR RIGHT HAND, 465 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,223 LEFT IF WE'RE A SOUTHPAW-- 466 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,891 CREATING A VELVET VISE. 467 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,260 - MMM. 468 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,628 NOW OPEN WIDE... 469 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,763 [muffled] BEING SURE TO COVER THE TEETH, 470 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,800 ALLOWING FOR A SMOOTH AND UNOBSTRUCTED ENTRY. 471 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,703 COMME CA. [inhales] 472 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,242 - BOYS, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. 473 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,244 I JUST NEED TO ASK ONE QUESTION. 474 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,712 - IF IT'S ABOUT SUPPRESSING THE GAG REFLEX, 475 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,180 WE'RE GETTING TO THAT. 476 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,650 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS? 477 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,952 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA DO THIS. 478 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,188 - THERE ARE PARTIES IN BEVERLY HILLS 479 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,390 WHERE HOUSEWIVES PAY 1,000 BUCKS A HEAD. 480 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,791 - SO TO SPEAK. 481 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,927 - TO LEARN WHAT WE'RE TEACHING YOU FOR FREE. 482 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,562 - DEBBIE, 483 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,532 YOU WANT TO MAKE HORVATH HAPPY, DON'T YOU? 484 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,267 - SURE, I DO. 485 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,469 - AND EVEN HAVE A GOOD TIME YOURSELF? 486 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,338 - SO WHAT'S THE HARM IN LEARNING 487 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:35,174 HOW TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY? 488 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,217 [inhales deeply] 489 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,461 men: ONE... 490 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,828 TWO... 491 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,963 [all inhaling] 492 00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:01,901 [indistinct chatter] 493 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,024 - IT'S CHILLY OUT HERE. 494 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,227 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET S-- 495 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,998 - THANK YOU. 496 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,267 I AM ALL RIGHT. 497 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,005 - I'M SORRY. 498 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,408 - FOR WHAT? 499 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,410 - FOR PAUL. FOR YOU. 500 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,647 - I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO SOON. 501 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,751 IF I'D KNOWN, I WOULD'VE GONE TO SEE HIM MORE OFTEN. 502 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,620 - YOU WERE BUSY. 503 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,823 - YEAH, RIGHT. 504 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,491 THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD EXCUSE, NOT TO VISIT SOMEONE 505 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,927 YOU ONCE SHARED YOUR LIFE WITH, YOUR BED. 506 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,897 - I'M SURE HE UNDERSTOOD. 507 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,567 AND FORGAVE YOU THE SAME WAY YOU FORGAVE HIM. 508 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,638 - THEN WHY AM I SO GODDAMN ANGRY AT HIM RIGHT NOW? 509 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,542 FOR GETTING IT, FOR GIVING IT TO ME. 510 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,976 AND THEN NOT EVEN BOTHERING 511 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,978 TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF OR WATCH WHAT HE ATE. 512 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,381 I WOULD TELL HIM, "NUTRITION IS ESSENTIAL. 513 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,515 "AND EXERCISE. 514 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,516 "YOU'VE GOT TO EXERCISE, PAUL, 515 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,817 BUILD UP YOUR MUSCLE MASS." 516 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,555 BUT IT WAS AS IF ONCE HE KNEW HE HAD IT... 517 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,459 HE FIGURED, "I'M GOING TO DIE ANYWAY, 518 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:36,028 SO WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?" 519 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,100 - LUCKILY, YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT. 520 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,802 - RIGHT. 521 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,004 - YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 522 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,407 EVERYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO. - AND IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING, 523 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,475 I STILL ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL. 524 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,344 MAYBE HE'S RIGHT. 525 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,412 MAYBE IT DOESN'T MATTER. 526 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946 - IT DOES MATTER. 527 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,884 AND MOST IMPORTANT IS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IT DOES. 528 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,637 - MORE COD? 529 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,771 - OH. 530 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,973 3 GRAMS, I'M STUFFED. 531 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,509 [laughter] 532 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,910 - WELL, THERE'S FRUIT FOR DESSERT. 533 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,045 I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY EXCITING, BUT-- 534 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,615 - WITH YOU IN THE ROOM, WHAT COULD BE? 535 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,920 - I'LL GET THE FRUIT. 536 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,923 - FORGET THE FRUIT. 537 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,990 - OH. 538 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,158 - I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 539 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,159 - I'M TOO HEAVY, YOU-- 540 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,362 - YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 541 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,033 - CARL... 542 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,135 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 543 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,670 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 544 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,405 - ABOUT WHAT? 545 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,507 - ABOUT THIS. 546 00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,747 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 547 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,949 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 548 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,686 - HOW LONG? 549 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,888 - LAST CENTURY. 550 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,425 - WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 551 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,794 I PROMISE TO BE GENTLE, GUIDE YOU THROUGH IT. 552 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:18,064 MAYBE EVEN TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS. 553 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:29,642 - THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE NEEDS TO BE MORE ENTICING, 554 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,979 BUT MORE FOREBODING. 555 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,716 "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. PREPARE TO BE FUCKED." 556 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,852 - THINK I CAN MANAGE THAT. 557 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,521 - YOU COULD PROBABLY GET A BETTER VIEW 558 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,491 IF YOU STOOD A LITTLE CLOSER. 559 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,962 AND HIS HIPS NEED TO BE MORE IN PROFILE 560 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,865 TO ACCENTUATE HIS COCK. 561 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,601 - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT SEX. 562 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,836 - UNLESS IT'S ABOUT DEATH, BUT... 563 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,805 DEATH DOESN'T SELL TICKETS. 564 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,540 [door sliding] 565 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,509 - I PICKED UP CHINESE FOOD. 566 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,947 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR THREE. 567 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,217 - I WAS JUST GOING. 568 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,186 WE'RE DONE, RIGHT? 569 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,158 - HEY. - HEY. 570 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,161 - SO GLAD YOU BOYS KISSED AND MADE UP. 571 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,030 [door sliding] 572 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,131 HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? 573 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,566 - IT'S ON ME. 574 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:31,003 - HMM. WELL, IN THAT CASE, 575 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,608 ALLOW ME TO SUPPLY... 576 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,611 THE HORS D'OEUVRES. 577 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,525 [Fading Light plays] 578 00:24:52,559 --> 00:25:00,499 * 579 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,071 [laughter] 580 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:09,075 [indistinct conversation] 581 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,910 - * LOOKING FOR A CHANCE TO MAKE IT RIGHT * 582 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:15,281 - DO YOU SEE ONE DROPPING? [both laugh] 583 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,284 - TONY FACELLI. REMEMBER? 584 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,153 HE WAS THE ONE WHO TAUGHT US HOW TO LIGHT OUR FARTS? 585 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,689 - AND HIS PANTS CAUGHT ON FIRE. 586 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,157 [laughter] 587 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,626 - HE--HE, UH, HE... 588 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,795 HE DIED IN THAT CAR WRECK. 589 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,963 - * A PIECE OF ADVICE, JUST ANOTHER LINE * 590 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,165 - [snorts] [both laugh] 591 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,334 LINDA ZLUTSKY. 592 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,704 - ZLUTSKY THE SLUTSKY? 593 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,839 SHE GOT EXPELLED FOR GIVING MR. DORF, 594 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,574 THE MATH TEACHER, HEAD. 595 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,043 - SHE BECAME A LAP DANCER IN SCRANTON. 596 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,179 [laughs] 597 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,649 - WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW, "ALL LIFE IS A LESSON." 598 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,784 - THAT'S WHAT BEN ALWAYS SAYS. 599 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,219 - * OUT OF CONTROL 600 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,821 - HIS, UH... [clears throat] 601 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:58,057 HIS EX, PAUL, THE ONE WHO INFECTED HIM... 602 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,793 - * YOU'LL GO IT ALONE, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID * 603 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:01,861 - DIED. - * EVER SINCE YOU'VE BECOME 604 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,596 * THE WALKING DEAD 605 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,332 - WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD. 606 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:09,068 YOU HAVE TO BE NUTS 607 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,203 OR A SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT 608 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,606 TO WANT TO BRING A CHILD INTO IT. 609 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,875 - [snorts] YOU DID. 610 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,244 - YEAH, LINDSAY CONVINCED ME ONE NIGHT WHEN I WAS TRIPPING. 611 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:22,815 [laughter] 612 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,383 BUT I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING IT 613 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,085 FOR SMELLY MELLY. 614 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,253 THEY CAN GO TO A SPERM BANK. 615 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,088 - OR SCRAPE IT OFF THE FLOOR 616 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,823 IN THE BACK ROOM AT BABYLON. 617 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,726 - [sniffs] - [laughs] 618 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,828 - JUST GIVE ME ONE VALID REASON 619 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,296 WHY ANY QUEER IN HIS RIGHT MIND 620 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,866 WOULD WANT TO BRING A KID INTO THIS WORLD. 621 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:42,134 - UM... [sirens wail] 622 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,103 - CAN'T THINK OF ONE, CAN YOU? 623 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,739 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, HOLD ON. 624 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,008 - * I'D LIKE TO THINK YOU MAYBE UNDERSTAND * 625 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:54,246 * WHY I EVEN BOTHER TO OFFER MY HAND * 626 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,315 - TO PISS OFF STRAIGHT PEOPLE. 627 00:26:56,348 --> 00:27:02,321 [laughter] 628 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,857 - [sighs] 629 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,759 - YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED, ARE YOU? 630 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,294 - DISAPPOINTED? 631 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,030 OH. 632 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,732 MORE LIKE AMAZED. 633 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,167 - REALLY? 634 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,003 - ESPECIALLY AFTER 635 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:20,673 ALL THAT LIP SERVICE ABOUT HOW NERVOUS YOU WERE. 636 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,010 - WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 637 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,212 - AH. 638 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,014 NOTHING. 639 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:31,283 - DON'T GIVE ME "NOTHING" AFTER A REMARK LIKE THAT. 640 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,153 - LET'S JUST SAY THAT 641 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,823 NO ONE COULD DO WHAT YOU JUST DID WITHOUT A LITTLE PRACTICE. 642 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:41,327 AND FROM THE WAY THAT YOU, UH, YOU KNOW... 643 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,064 LADY, YOU COULD TEACH A CLASS. 644 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,833 - IS THAT SO? 645 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,035 - IN FACT, I HEARD IN BEVERLY HILLS 646 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,103 THEY CHARGE $1,000 FOR IT. 647 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,773 - HORVATH, I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 648 00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:55,775 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS THAT I... 649 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,444 - YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. 650 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:01,413 - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 651 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,953 WELL, THAT'S JUST TOO FUCKING BAD. 652 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,921 NOW YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR SUSPICIONS 653 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,823 AND YOUR SUSPENDERS, 654 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,059 AND--AND REMOVE YOUR BUTT FROM MY BED! 655 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:16,929 - DEBBIE... - NOW, OUT! 656 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,131 GET OUT! 657 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,943 - HERE'S YOUR FEE. 658 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,511 PLUS $100 BONUS FOR FINISHING ON TIME. 659 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,981 - THANKS. 660 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,883 - AND HERE'S TWO TICKETS FOR TONIGHT. 661 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,351 ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR IAN. 662 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:44,156 - OH, UM... 663 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,491 - I WAS JUST ADMIRING 664 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,093 YOUR BOYFRIEND'S LATEST CREATION. 665 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,761 - AN ARTIST ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST WORK 666 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,763 WHEN HE HAS SOMEBODY HE LOVES TO INSPIRE HIM. 667 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,232 - [chuckles] YEAH, SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 668 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,902 - WE SHOULD GO. - SEE YOU TONIGHT. 669 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,270 - OH, BRIAN GAVE US TICKETS TO THE CENTER CARNIVAL. 670 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,439 - OH, I'M SURE IT'LL BE A BLAST, 671 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,074 BUT WE'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS. 672 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,276 - OH, WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS, 673 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,513 YOUR NAMES WILL BE ON THE LIST. 674 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,115 - SO HOW YOU DOING? 675 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,117 - OH, UM... WHY AREN'T YOU IN CLASS? 676 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,053 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A CLASS. 677 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,793 - ORDER'S UP ON TABLE FOUR. 678 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,862 [indistinct chatter] 679 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,997 - THE SPECIAL TODAY IS THE DICK OF DEATH. 680 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,299 FOOT-LONG HOT DOG, CREAMY COLESLAW ON THE SIDE. 681 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,535 DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT IT. 682 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,404 both: TWO SPECIALS. 683 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,940 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 684 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,307 SO HOW WAS IT? 685 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,809 - YEAH, SHOULD YOUR PROFESSORS GIVE YOU AN "A"? 686 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:39,011 - YEAH. FOR "ASSHOLE." 687 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,447 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM FOR LISTENING TO YOU. 688 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,350 - WHAT, HE WASN'T PLEASED? - IMPOSSIBLE! 689 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,018 I DEFY ANY MALE, LIVING OR DEAD, 690 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,553 NOT TO RESPOND TO OUR TIME-TESTED TECHNIQUE. 691 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,056 - PROVIDED YOU FOLLOWED OUR INSTRUCTIONS. 692 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,423 - OH, I FOLLOWED 'EM. 693 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,893 HE RESPONDED TO EVERY FLICK AND LICK. 694 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,294 - AND SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 695 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,296 - THE PROBLEM IS HE THINKS I'M A WHORE. 696 00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:00,032 - I'M SO PROUD. 697 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,502 - WELL, I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 698 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,608 [bell rings] NEW ORDER. 699 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,044 - CAN I GET A B.L.T.? - YEAH. 700 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,914 - OOH, WHAT ABOUT 873? 701 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,983 6'2", BLUE EYES, 702 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:19,051 AND A MENSA! 703 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,352 - IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? 704 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,588 TO GIVE BIRTH TO A LITTLE 873 1/2? 705 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,623 - GOT CREAM. 706 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,458 - [groans] 707 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:29,128 - IT WAS MILKED FRESH THIS MORNING. 708 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,630 I SHOULD KNOW. I MILKED IT MYSELF. 709 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,932 - [giggles] 710 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:33,933 - [mockingly laughs] 711 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,001 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 712 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,468 - THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING. 713 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503 - YO, BITCHES, 714 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,339 I'M OFFERING TO LEND A HAND. 715 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,008 - WOULD YOU BEAT IT? 716 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,109 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN OFFERING TO DO. 717 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,944 - WAIT. DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? 718 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,646 - YEAH. IF IT'S A BOY, YOU CAN NAME HIM BRIAN JUNIOR. 719 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,481 - AND IF IT'S A GIRL? 720 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:53,252 - CHARITY. IN HONOR OF MY DONATION. 721 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:57,423 NOW LET'S GO PISS OFF SOME HETEROSEXUALS. 722 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,490 - HMM. 723 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,227 [pop music] 724 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:09,201 * 725 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,547 - HEY. ROY. HOW YOU DOING? 726 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,016 LISTEN, I WAS-- 727 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,284 I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU 728 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,685 GIVE ME SOME HELP, MAN? 729 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,488 - YOU WANT ME TO SPOT YOU? 730 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:06,592 - ACTUALLY, IT'S GOT MORE TO DO WITH NUTRITION. 731 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,360 SUPPLEMENTS... 732 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,329 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 733 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:13,332 - YEAH. COME ON. 734 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,650 [indistinct chatter] 735 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,718 - THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE TO IT. 736 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:38,190 [indistinct conversation] 737 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,625 - HE ARRESTED ME, THAT'S WHY. 738 00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:43,195 HE LIKES YOU, THOUGH. HE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY. 739 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,999 - EXCUSE US, DETECTIVE HORVATH? 740 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,000 - [clears throat] 741 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,735 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU BOYS? 742 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,471 - WELL, A DEAR FRIEND OF OURS 743 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,606 IS IN A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE. 744 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,376 - SEEMS LAST NIGHT, 745 00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:02,514 AN ORAL...MISDEMEANOR OCCURRED. 746 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,186 - DON'T YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO? 747 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,389 WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 748 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,225 - LOOK, DEBBIE TOLD US THAT YOU HAD SEX, 749 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:16,395 OR SOME HETEROSEXUAL PERMUTATION THEREOF. 750 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,663 - JESUS H. CHRIST. 751 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,265 WHY DOESN'T SHE RENT A BILLBOARD? 752 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,633 WHAT WE DO IN BED IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 753 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,634 - ACTUALLY, IT IS. 754 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,371 SEE, UM, DEBBIE WAS WORRIED 755 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,506 THAT SHE WOULDN'T LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS. 756 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,241 - THAT SHE'D LET YOU DOWN. 757 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,577 SO WE GAVE HER A CRASH COURSE. 758 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,812 - "INTRODUCTION TO FELLATIO 101." 759 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,115 - EMMETT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'S FOREMOST AUTHORITIES. 760 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,384 - AW, THANKS. UH, ANYWAY. 761 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,652 YOUNG DEBORAH PASSED WITH HONORS. 762 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,254 - MAGNA CUM LOUDLY. 763 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,290 - IN FACT, SHE DID SO WELL, 764 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,391 YOU, APPARENTLY... 765 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,392 - AND MISGUIDEDLY-- 766 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:47,693 - THINK SHE'S A SLUT. 767 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,062 THE TRUTH IS, DETECTIVE, 768 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,797 WE'RE THE SLUTS. 769 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,800 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 770 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,402 [clears throat] LOOK. 771 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:59,405 UNDERNEATH ALL THAT DIRTY TALK AND BRAVADO, 772 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,274 YOU KNOW, DEBBIE IS JUST AN OLD-FASHIONED GIRL 773 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,343 WHOSE ONLY CRIME WAS 774 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,346 WANTING TO PLEASE HER MAN. 775 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,620 AH. 776 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,592 OH, HONEY. 777 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:22,428 - RUMOR HAS IT A CERTAIN FINALIST 778 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,330 IS OUT OF THE COMPETITION. 779 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,165 - OH, POOR MARTA. 780 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,500 SHE'S AN ASTONISHING TALENT, BUT TERRIFIED TO PERFORM. 781 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,169 - AND THIS WILL BE THE TREE IN THE FOREST 782 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,303 THAT NOBODY HEARS. 783 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:32,571 - AND THEN THERE'S GIORGIO. 784 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:33,705 MEDIOCRE MUSICIAN AT BEST. 785 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,174 - YEAH, BUT YOU PUT HIM IN FRONT 786 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,475 OF AN AUDIENCE, HE KNOCKS 'EM DEAD. 787 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,743 - NEW YORK ISN'T PITTSBURGH. 788 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,311 THEY WON'T BE SO EASILY FOOLED. 789 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,647 - YOU, MY DEAR, HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 790 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,382 - [chuckles] 791 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,450 [indistinct chatter] 792 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,852 ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. 793 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,354 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 794 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:51,323 - * I CANNOT HEAR 795 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,193 - EXCUSE ME. 796 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:57,629 HOLD ON. 797 00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,765 - * THIS IS NOT REAL 798 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,233 - HAVING FUN? 799 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,869 - YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 800 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,504 - LIAR. 801 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,740 - NO, YOUR FRIENDS ARE REALLY SMART AND FUNNY. 802 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,211 I GUESS I'M JUST NERVOUS, THAT'S ALL. 803 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,645 - AH, DON'T BE. 804 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,681 YOU'RE WITH ME. 805 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:19,418 - * WHATEVER YOU FIND 806 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,521 - SO THIS IS THE IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND. 807 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,390 ETHAN TELLS ME YOU'RE AN ARTIST. 808 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,225 - YEP. THAT'S RIGHT. 809 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,626 - WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU DO? 810 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,828 - LATELY, I'VE BEEN MANIPULATING CLASSICAL FORM 811 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,563 WITH DIGITAL IMAGERY. 812 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:34,766 - HMM. THEN YOU'RE NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE. 813 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,635 - NO. 814 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,804 I GOT A PRETTY BIG COCK AS WELL, 815 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,506 AND I GIVE ONE HELL OF A BLOW JOB. 816 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,640 RIGHT, ETHAN? 817 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,410 - UM... 818 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:47,379 - TIME TO RING AROUND THE DILDO! 819 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:48,647 - OH, MY GOD! 820 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,251 - WELCOME TO CARNIVAL! 821 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:54,186 - [laughs] 822 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:58,257 [dance music] 823 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,925 - IT'S TIME FOR BUTTHOLE BINGO. 824 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,728 - WHIP-O-RAMA! 825 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,530 * 826 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,599 - OH. G-51. 827 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,802 [indistinct chatter] 828 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,871 - ANY COLOR, ANY SIZE. 829 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,806 [shouting, laughing] 830 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,409 - A-34. 831 00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:18,944 - OOH, AHH! 832 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679 - AND AT CENTER STAGE, 833 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,450 THE GRINDER! 834 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,851 [crowd exclaims] 835 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,854 - O-75. 836 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,694 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, WOW. 837 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,496 - COME ON, EVERYONE, STEP UP. 838 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,466 COME ON. IT'S BUTTHOLE BINGO. 839 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,436 [pop] 840 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,872 all: OH! 841 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,475 - B-13. 842 00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:50,776 [indistinct chatter] 843 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,512 - OVER 800 HAPPY, SATISFIED CUSTOMERS, 844 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,014 AND A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK WAITING TO GET IN. 845 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449 - JESUS, BRIAN. 846 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:58,850 - WHAT IS ALL THIS? 847 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,852 [pop] 848 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,322 - I-19. - THIS IS BUTTHOLE BINGO. 849 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,891 AND THAT IS ONE REMARKABLY GIFTED YOUNG MAN. 850 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,593 [pop] 851 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,528 - THIS WASN'T IN THE PROPOSAL YOU SUBMITTED. 852 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,330 - YEAH, I TOOK A FEW LIBERTIES. 853 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,466 - WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT A POSITIVE GAY IMAGE. 854 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,803 WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DO YOU THINK WE'RE SENDING HERE? 855 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,605 - THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED HORNY, 856 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,807 AND IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A LITTLE DOWN-AND-DIRTY FUN. 857 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,009 - YOU'VE REALLY GONE TOO FAR. 858 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,011 - YEAH, WELL IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU, 859 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,747 YOU'LL BE MAKING 10,000 OUT OF HIS ASS ALONE. 860 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,782 [all shout] 861 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:33,752 - O-69. 862 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,622 - "ME TO MAKE ZE SUBSIDIARY SUBJECT. 863 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,024 ZING, ETHAN, ZING!" 864 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,892 [chuckles] 865 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,394 - HEY. - YEAH. 866 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,829 - I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF. - WHAT, ALREADY? 867 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,063 - YEAH, I'M BEAT. 868 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,565 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 869 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,767 - NO, YOU CAN STAY HERE. 870 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,569 I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME. 871 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,038 - YOU SURE? - MM-HMM. 872 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:55,907 - OKAY. LOVE YOU. 873 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:59,511 - YOU TOO. 874 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:05,517 [indistinct chatter] 875 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:08,420 [alternative music] 876 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:12,558 - * TONIGHT, TONIGHT 877 00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:14,025 * NO 878 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,377 - CAN I COME IN? 879 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,762 [clears throat] YOU'RE JUST FINISHING DINNER? 880 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,564 - JUST STARTING. 881 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:56,368 3 OUNCES OF CHICKEN, 4 OUNCES OF LIMA BEANS. 882 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,603 - IS THAT ENOUGH? 883 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,004 YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP YOUR STRENGTH. 884 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,640 - RIGHT, I HAVE TEN BLOW JOBS TO GIVE 885 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,742 BEFORE I HIT THE HAY. 886 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,744 - I WISH YOU WOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT. 887 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,479 - IT'S HOW EXPERTS TALK. 888 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,849 - YEAH, I KNOW. 889 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:15,454 TWO OF THEM CAME TO THE PRECINCT TODAY. 890 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,623 THAT TALL SWISH-STICK? 891 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,591 - EMMETT? 892 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,159 - AND THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ACCOUNTANT. 893 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,995 - TED. 894 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,533 - THEY EXPLAINED ALL ABOUT YOUR...EDUCATION, 895 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,735 HOW YOU WENT TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS. 896 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,169 - WELL, EMMETT'S GOT A BIG MOUTH. 897 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,407 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 898 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,075 WHAT ELSE DID THEY TELL YOU? 899 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:40,946 - THAT YOU DID IT FOR ME. 900 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,750 TO PLEASE ME. 901 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,753 - I WOULDN'T DO THAT FOR JUST ANYONE, YOU KNOW. 902 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,622 - I KNOW. 903 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:52,791 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO ME? 904 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,561 THAT YOU WANTED TO GIVE ME PLEASURE THAT MUCH? 905 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,062 - I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO 906 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,030 WHEN THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 907 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:02,901 - WHICH IS WHY I ENLISTED DETECTIVES CAFFNEY AND LEUELLYN. 908 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,438 THEY'RE THE TWO LESBIANS ON THE FORCE. 909 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,174 I TOLD THEM I WANTED A LITTLE CRASH COURSE 910 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:12,511 OF MY OWN. 911 00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,179 - NO. 912 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,681 - OH, YEAH. 913 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:19,651 - AND...HOW'D IT GO? 914 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,821 - IT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE. 915 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,790 IN FACT, 916 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,693 IF YOU'D CARE TO RETIRE TO THE BOUDOIR, 917 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:31,162 I HAVE A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT TO DO. 918 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:36,001 - O-79. 919 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:39,004 [dance music] 920 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,672 * 921 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:44,543 - TIME TO RING AROUND THE DILDO! 922 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,812 - G-51. 923 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,747 - TOSS YOUR RINGS, HONEY! 924 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,816 - ONE MORE. ONE MORE. 925 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,117 [cheering] 926 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,719 - YOU HAVE PERFECT AIM. 927 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:54,820 - YEAH, EXCEPT AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING 928 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,155 WHEN I HAVE TO PEE. - O-75. 929 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,725 - OH. FOR YOU. 930 00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,126 - MY HERO. 931 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,928 - COME ON, EVERYONE. 932 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,896 - THAT REMINDS ME OF BEN. - YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD 933 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,766 HE COULDN'T COME TO BRIAN'S FILTHY CARNIVAL. 934 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,234 - WELL, HE'S STILL BUMMED OUT ABOUT PAUL. 935 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,169 - OH. - HEY, YOU GUYS! 936 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,871 - MM. - HI. 937 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,272 - HOO-HOO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 938 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,141 - IT'S A NIGHT OF FUN AND SURPRISES. 939 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,009 - I'LL SAY. - COME ON, YOU. 940 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,511 - WHOO! 941 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,846 - [laughs] 942 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:21,913 - WOW. 943 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,515 WHERE ARE THEY HEADING OFF TO? 944 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,983 - WHO KNOWS? - BATHTUB RACES? 945 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:25,984 - WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT? WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT? 946 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,118 - DILDO SWALLOWER! 947 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,254 - DILDO SWALLOWER! DILDO SWALLOWER! 948 00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,590 - CHANGED, MY ASS. 949 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,992 BRIAN'S STILL THE SAME IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKER 950 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,794 HE ALWAYS WAS. - SHH. 951 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,796 ON THE OTHER HAND, HE DID MAKE THE CENTER ALMOST 100,000, 952 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,130 MINUS HIS PERCENTAGE. 953 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,600 - YEAH, AND HUMILIATE THEM IN THE PROCESS. 954 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,169 - THAT DIDN'T STOP THEM FROM ACCEPTING THE MONEY. HMM? 955 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,771 - IT SERVED AS A GOOD REMINDER. 956 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,305 - OF WHAT? 957 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,909 - THAT HE'S A LOOSE CANNON NOT TO BE TRUSTED 958 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,278 AND DEFINITELY NOT THE KIND OF PERSON I WANT 959 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,746 AS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. 960 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,014 - OH, COME ON. 961 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,282 - I'M SERIOUS. 962 00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:58,750 - NO, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 963 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:01,019 - YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO HAVE A BABY 964 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:02,020 WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT? 965 00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,922 - I DID. 966 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:06,057 - WELL, THAT WAS YOUR DECISION. 967 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,559 THIS ONE'S MINE. 968 00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:12,063 AND I SAY I WANT SOMEONE ELSE. 969 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,200 - [sighs] 970 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:18,036 - [laughs] - * OH 971 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:21,306 - COME ON, EVERYBODY, IT'S B-5. 972 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,975 [indistinct chatter] 973 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,945 - * OH 974 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:30,849 * GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT 975 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:34,586 * OH 976 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,221 - COME ON, STEP UP. 977 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:39,357 - TIME TO RING AROUND THE DILDO! 978 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:44,830 [excited chatter] 979 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,237 - B-69. BUTTHOLE 69. 980 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,372 - OH, MY GOD! 981 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,808 - WE HAVE A BINGO. 982 00:42:56,842 --> 00:43:00,879 - STEP RIGHT UP FOR WHIP-O-RAMA! 983 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,848 - YOU MADE IT. 984 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,082 - THOUGHT I'D SEE HOW IT WAS GOING. 985 00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,884 - WHERE'S IAN? 986 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,020 - ETHAN IS WITH HIS FRIENDS. 987 00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:10,255 - YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT HIM. 988 00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:11,857 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 989 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:12,991 - MAYBE HE COULD'VE LEARNED A FEW THINGS 990 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,927 THEY DON'T TEACH IN COLLEGE. 991 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,832 - I GUESS I BETTER GO. 992 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:23,234 - TELL IAN WE MISSED HIM. 993 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,137 - ONCE IN A LIFETIME, IT'S THE GRANDE. 994 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,741 - N-34. 995 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:34,145 [muffled dance music] 996 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:39,150 [indistinct chatter] 997 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:48,994 - YOU WANT TO REMOVE YOUR ASS? 998 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,028 - GROOVY CAR. 999 00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:51,296 - THANKS. 1000 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:55,000 - I ALWAYS WANTED ONE. 1001 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,167 - NO SHIT. 1002 00:43:56,201 --> 00:43:58,436 - MUST HAVE COST A LOT. 1003 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,673 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT WAS A... 1004 00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:05,443 CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTION. 1005 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,046 SO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE? 1006 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:11,049 - I'D LIKE THAT. 1007 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:21,092 * 1008 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,928 [The Edge of the World plays] 1009 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,763 - * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD * 1010 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:29,768 * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN * 1011 00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,302 * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD * 1012 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:34,172 * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN 1013 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,776 * PUSHED AND KNOCKED AROUND 1014 00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:40,345 * GOIN' WHERE I CAN'T BE FOUND 1015 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,181 * GONNA DRIVE MY CAR RIGHT OFF * 1016 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:46,852 * OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD 1017 00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:51,056 * 1018 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,091 * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD 1019 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:58,196 * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN 1020 00:44:58,229 --> 00:44:59,798 * YOU WANT A JOB DONE RIGHT 1021 00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:02,801 * YOU GOTTA DO IT ALL ALONE 1022 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:05,470 * STARTING OUT, IT ALL SEEMS FINE * 1023 00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:08,840 * TILL WE STALL AT THE FINISH LINE * 1024 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,809 * I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL * 1025 00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:14,946 * AND HEAD OUT FOR THE EDGE OF THE WORLD * 1026 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,215 * KEEP IT QUICK AND CLEAN 1027 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:21,486 * JUST ME AND MY MACHINE 1028 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,089 * DON'T STOP TO WONDER 1029 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:29,527 * WONDER WHAT IT MEANS 1030 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,297 * A ONE-WAY TICKET FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP * 1031 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:33,999 * SLIPPING HEADFIRST 1032 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:38,236 * OUT OVER THE EDGE OF THE WORLD * 1033 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,971 * I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD 1034 00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:44,109 * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN 1035 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:47,378 * SOMEPLACE I CAN WEAR MY FACE 1036 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,314 * AS A COMPLETE UNKNOWN 1037 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:53,418 * DISAPPEAR, I'M JUST GHOST 1038 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,787 * KEEP IT QUICK AND CLEAN 1039 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:59,891 * JUST ME AND MY MACHINE 1040 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:03,028 * DON'T STOP TO WONDER 1041 00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:07,532 * WONDER WHAT IT MEANS 1042 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:10,869 * A ONE-WAY TICKET FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP * 1043 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,804 * SLIPPING HEADFIRST 1044 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,906 * OUT OVER THE EDGE OF THE WORLD * 1045 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,541 * IF I CAN FIND MY WAY 1046 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:18,276 * TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD 1047 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,911 * IF I CAN FIND MY WAY 1048 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,880 * TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD 1049 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,281 * IF I CAN FIND MY WAY 1050 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:28,053 * TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD 70674

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