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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,946 -Good morning. -Good morning. 2 00:01:55,324 --> 00:02:01,704 Here ye, here ye, 1 0 minutes to go till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal. 3 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,388 Watch it! 4 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,483 -lt's a beautiful day -lt's a rather nice day 5 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,819 A day for a glorious wedding 6 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,738 A rehearsal, my dear To be perfectly clear 7 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,324 A rehearsal for a glorious wedding 8 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,410 Assuming nothing happens That we don't really know 9 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,996 That nothing unexpected lnterferes with the show 10 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,582 And that's why everything Every last little thing 11 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:51,587 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 12 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,632 -According to plan -Our son will be married 13 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,926 -According to plan -Our family carried 14 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,888 Elevated to the heights of society 15 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,683 -To the costume balls -In the hallowed halls 16 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,018 Rubbing elbows with the finest 17 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,813 Having crumpets with Her Highness 18 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,774 We'll be there, we'll be seen Having tea with the queen 19 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:15,611 We'll forget everything That we've ever, ever been 20 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,950 -Blimey! It's my dress is caught. -Begging your pardon, ma'am. 21 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,620 -Come on, dear. -It's not me. It's my dress is caught. 22 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,623 Where is Victor? We might be late. 23 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,505 Fish merchants. 24 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,633 -It's a terrible day -Now, don't be that way 25 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,344 It's a terrible day for a wedding 26 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,514 lt's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in 27 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,893 That has led to this ominous wedding 28 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,228 How could our family have come to this? 29 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,398 To marry off our daughter To the nouveau riche 30 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,066 -They're so common -So coarse 31 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,029 -Oh, it couldn't be worse -Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid i disagree 32 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,865 They could be land-rich, Bankrupt aristocracy 33 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,450 Without a penny to their name 34 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,995 Just like you and me 35 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,955 Oh, dear. 36 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,417 And that's why everything Every last little thing 37 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:16,339 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 38 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,594 -According to plan -Our daughter will wed 39 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,680 -According to plan -Our family led 40 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:29,644 From the depths of deepest poverty 41 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,564 -To the noble realm -Of our ancestry 42 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,567 And who would have guessed In a million years 43 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,946 -That our daughter with a face -Of an otter in disgrace 44 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,659 Would provide our ticket To a rightful place 45 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,541 Oh, Hildegarde. 46 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,337 What if Victor and I don't like each other? 47 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,966 As if that has anything to do with marriage. 48 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,761 Do you suppose your father and I like each other? 49 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,471 Surely you must a little? 50 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,556 -Of course not. -Of course not. 51 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,684 Get those corsets laced properly. 52 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,728 I can hear you speak without gasping. 53 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,404 You've certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor. 54 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:25,324 -Now, all you have to do is reel her in. -I'm already reeling, Mother. 55 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,619 Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something? 56 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:32,123 Oh, nonsense! We're every bit as good as the Everglots. 57 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:36,669 I always knew i deserved better than a fish merchant's life. 58 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,130 But I've never even spoken to her. 59 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,924 Well, at least we have that in our favor. 60 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,095 Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 61 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:55,104 Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat. 62 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,024 You'd think a lifetime watching us. . . . 63 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,901 Might have taught her that 64 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,196 -Might have taught her that -Everything must be perfect 65 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,199 -Everything must be perfect -Everything must be perfect 66 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,035 Perfect That's why everything 67 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,619 Every last little thing 68 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,957 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 69 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:19,086 According to plan 70 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,798 Look at the way you're standing. 71 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,718 You look like you got rickets or something. . . . 72 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:39,482 Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable taste! 73 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,484 Oh, beautiful, innit? 74 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,279 It's not as big as our place, dear. 75 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,160 -Bit shabby really, isn't it? -Shut up. 76 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,080 Lord and Lady Everglot. . . 77 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,917 . . . Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort. 78 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,586 Why, you must be Miss Victoria. 79 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:05,466 Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20. No. Oh, yes. 80 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:09,261 Smile, darling, smile. 81 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:18,395 Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home. 82 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,189 Thank you. 83 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,692 We'll be taking tea in the west drawing room. 84 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,696 Oh, do come this way, it's just through there. 85 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,118 Oh, I love what you've done with the place. Who is your decorator? 86 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,328 Nice tiles, shame about the drapes. 87 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,998 My husband says such foolish things. Ignore him. 88 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,584 Yes, it's usually best. 89 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,593 -Do forgive me. -You play beautifully. 90 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:18,015 I-- I-- I do apologize, Miss Everglot. How rude of me to-- Well. . . . 91 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,267 Excuse me. 92 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,979 Mother won't let me near the piano. 93 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,983 Music is improper for a young lady. 94 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,693 Too passionate, she says. 95 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:34,657 If I may ask, Miss Everglot. . . 96 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,159 . . .where is your chaperon? 97 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:41,997 Perhaps, in-- In view of the circumstances. . . 98 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,334 . . .you could call me Victoria. 99 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,503 Yes, of course. Well. . . . 100 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,715 -Victoria. . . . -Yes, Victor. 101 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,636 Tomorrow, we are to be m-- 102 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,555 M-- M-- 103 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:03,143 -Married. -Yes. Married. 104 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:08,649 Since I was a child, I've-- I've dreamt of my wedding day. 105 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,194 I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. 106 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,531 Someone to spend the rest of my life with. 107 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,867 -Silly, isn't it? -Yes, silly. 108 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,371 No. No, not at all, no. 109 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,541 Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 110 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,133 What impropriety is this? 111 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,302 You shouldn't be alone together. 112 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:41,015 Here it is, one minute before 5, and you're not at the rehearsal. 113 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:45,644 Pastor Galswells is waiting. Come at once. 114 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,233 Master Van Dort, from the beginning. Again. 115 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:56,697 "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 116 00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:02,911 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 117 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:09,084 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 118 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:14,340 With this ring, I ask you to be mine." 119 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,927 -Let's try it again. -Yes. Yes, sir. 120 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,513 With this candle. . . . 121 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,768 This candle. . . . 122 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,854 This candle. 123 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,650 -Shall I get up there and do it for him? -Don't get all aflutter, dear. 124 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,617 With this candle. . . . 125 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,703 Continue! 126 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,957 Get the door, Emil. 127 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,379 Let's just pick it up at the candle bit. 128 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,800 A Lord Barkis, sir. 129 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,014 I haven't a head for dates. 130 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,184 Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony. 131 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,481 -Is he from your side of the family? -I can't recall. 132 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,317 Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis. 133 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,491 Do carry on. 134 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:28,038 Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort? 135 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:32,418 -Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly. -Right. 136 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,504 Right. Oh, right! 137 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,842 -With this. . . . This-- -Hand. 138 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,886 With this hand. . . 139 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,555 . . . I-- With-- 140 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,015 Three steps, three! 141 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:51,645 Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort? 142 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,522 -No! No. -You do not? 143 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,693 No! I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married. 144 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,237 That is, I want very much to-- 145 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:04,700 Pay attention ! Have you even remembered to bring the ring? 146 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:07,494 The ring? Yes. Of course. 147 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,292 -Dropping the ring. -Oh, no, he's dropped the ring ! 148 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,212 -This boy doesn't want to get married. -How disgraceful ! 149 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,256 Excuse me. Got it! 150 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,179 Out of the way, you ninny. 151 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:30,684 Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, there's a woman on fire! Help! Emergency! 152 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:36,732 -Oh, I hope it doesn't stain. -Stop fanning it, you fool. 153 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,656 -Get a bucket, get a bucket. -I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear! 154 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:58,587 Enough ! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared. 155 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:05,761 Young man, learn your vows. 156 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,446 Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he? 157 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,879 Oh, Victoria. 158 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:45,300 She must think I'm such a fool. This day couldn't get any worse. 159 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:51,557 Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! 160 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,645 Fishy fiancé could be canned ! 161 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:02,484 Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal ! 162 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,655 It really shouldn't be all that difficult. 163 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,991 It's just a few simple vows. 164 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:13,203 With this hand, I will take your wine. 165 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,788 No. 166 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,708 With this hand. . . 167 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,543 . . . I will cup your-- 168 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,295 Oh, goodness, no. 169 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,426 With this. . . . 170 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,178 With this candle, I will. . . . 171 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,432 I will. . . . 172 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,226 I will set your mother on fire. 173 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,855 Oh, it's no use. 174 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:57,039 With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 175 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,877 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 176 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,838 Mrs. Everglot. 177 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,716 You look ravishing this evening. 178 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:13,639 What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir. 179 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:18,310 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 180 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,479 With this ring. . . 181 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,858 . . . I ask you to be mine. 182 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,496 I do. 183 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,129 You may kiss the bride. 184 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,348 -A new arrival. -He must've fainted. 185 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,309 -Are you all right? -What--? What happened? 186 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,562 By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather. 187 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,857 -Does he have a dead brother? -He's still soft. 188 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,487 A toast, then. 189 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,786 To the newlyweds. 190 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,204 Newlyweds? 191 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,251 In the woods, you said your vows so perfectly. 192 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,044 I did? 193 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,629 I did. 194 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,048 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 195 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,095 Coming through, coming through. 196 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,139 My name is Paul, I am the head waiter. 197 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,269 I will be creating your wedding feast. 198 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,896 Wedding feast! I'm salivating. 199 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,107 Maggots. 200 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,611 Keep away! 201 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,245 I've got a-- I've got a dwarf. 202 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,707 And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now! 203 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,836 -Answers. I think you mean "answers." -Thank you, yes, answers. 204 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,631 I need answers. What's going on here? Where am I? 205 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,924 Who are you? 206 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,469 Well, that's kind of a long story. 207 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,222 What a story it is. 208 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,976 A tragic tale of romance, passion. . . 209 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,936 . . .and murder most foul. 210 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,688 This is gonna be good. 211 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,483 Hit it, boys. 212 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,706 Hey, give me a listen You corpses of cheer 213 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,626 At least those of you Who still got an ear 214 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,587 I'll tell you a story Make a skeleton cry 215 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,257 Of our own jubiliciously Lovely Corpse Bride 216 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,843 Die, die, we all pass away 217 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,763 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 218 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,474 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 219 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,727 But we all end up The remains of the day 220 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,313 That's right. 221 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,653 Well, our girl was a beauty Known for miles around 222 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,739 When a mysterious stranger Came into town 223 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,533 He was plenty good-looking But down on his cash 224 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,620 And our poor little baby She fell hard and fast 225 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,623 When her daddy said no She just couldn't cope 226 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,376 So our lovers came up With a plan to elope 227 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,504 Die, die, we all pass away 228 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,757 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 229 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,468 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 230 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,805 But we all end up The remains of the day 231 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,073 That's right. 232 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,327 Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up. 233 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,248 Yeah. Like it. 234 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,333 Okay, Chancy, take it. 235 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,837 Yeah. 236 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,056 Yeah ! 237 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,895 That's nice. 238 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,483 So they conjured up a plan To meet late at night 239 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,028 They told not a soul Kept the whole thing tight 240 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,739 Now, her mother's wedding dress Fit like a glove 241 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,450 You don't need much When you're really in love 242 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,952 Except for a few things Or so l'm told 243 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,747 Like the family jewels And a satchel of gold 244 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,416 Then next to the graveyard By the old oak tree 245 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,835 On a dark foggy night At a quarter to 3 246 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:02,464 She was ready to go But where was he? 247 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,466 And then? 248 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,551 -She waited -And then? 249 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,596 -There in the shadows, was it her man? -And then? 250 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:13,183 -Her little heart beat so loud -And then? 251 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,479 And then, baby, everything went black 252 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,982 Now, when she opened her eyes She was dead as dust 253 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,027 Her jewels were missing And her heart was bust 254 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,780 So she made a vow Lying under that tree 255 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,741 That she'd wait for her true love To come set her free 256 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,744 Always waiting for someone To ask for her hand 257 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,247 Then out of the blue Comes this groovy young man 258 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,167 Who vows forever To be by her side 259 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:43,171 And that's the story Of our Corpse Bride 260 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,090 Die, die, we all pass away 261 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,009 But don't wear a frown, Because it's really okay 262 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,012 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 263 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:56,768 But we all end up The remains of the day 264 00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,520 Yeah. 265 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,867 Victoria, come away from the window. 266 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,204 Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly. 267 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,541 He's terrified of the dark. In fact, when he was a boy. . . 268 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:23,795 . . . he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William? 269 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,171 Enter. 270 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:33,138 Lord Barkis. I trust the room is to your liking. 271 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,891 Thank you, you are a most gracious hostess. 272 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:43,189 Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news. 273 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,947 Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us? 274 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,116 Hear ye, hear ye! 275 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:57,912 Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman ! 276 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,542 The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! 277 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,586 And now, the weather. Scattered showers-- 278 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,213 Enough ! That will be all. 279 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,720 Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women ! 280 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,930 Or so you thought. 281 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,225 Do call for me if you need my assistance. . . 282 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,437 . . . in any way. 283 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,900 Good heavens, Finis, what should we do? 284 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,568 Fetch me musket. 285 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,153 William, do something. 286 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,864 The town crier probably just had a slow news day. 287 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,825 You know how it is, you need a little something to cry about. 288 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:40,496 Regardless, we are one groom short for the wedding tomorrow. 289 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,833 Not to mention the financial implications. 290 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,794 A most scandalous embarrassment for us all. 291 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,423 Oh, give us a chance to find him, we beg of you. 292 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:54,427 -Just give us until dawn. -Very well. Till dawn. 293 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,598 Victor, darling, where are you? 294 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:02,685 If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy. 295 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,271 He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband. 296 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,857 Victor, where have you gone? 297 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,901 I'll keep an eye out for him. 298 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,361 Victor? 299 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,618 There he goes, there he goes! He's-- He's getting away! 300 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,828 Quick, quick, after him ! 301 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,247 Victor. 302 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,920 Thank you. 303 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,672 Victor! 304 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,174 Where are you? 305 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,719 Victor? 306 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,430 Where have you gone? 307 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,517 Married, huh? I'm a widow. 308 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,520 Oh, how rude. He went that way! 309 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,898 Victor. 310 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,943 Victor, darling. 311 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:57,198 Please. There's been a mistake. I'm not dead. 312 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,705 Excuse me. Excuse me. 313 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,748 -Excuse me. -Excuse me. 314 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,834 -Thank you. -Thank you. 315 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,086 Victor. 316 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,133 -Dead end. -Victor! 317 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:16,884 Hello! 318 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,979 Could have used the stairs, silly. 319 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:34,652 Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. 320 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,114 Well, it would if I had any. 321 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,993 Isn't it romantic? 322 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,670 Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you. . . 323 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:56,132 . . .and I'd like to help, but I really need to get home. 324 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,469 -This is your home now. -But I don't even know your name. 325 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,097 Well, that's a great way to start a marriage. 326 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,682 Shut up! 327 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,562 -It's Emily. -Emily. 328 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:13,566 Oh, I almost forgot. I have something for you. 329 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,527 It's a wedding present. 330 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,958 Thank you. 331 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,148 Scraps? 332 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,985 Scraps! 333 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,113 My dog, Scraps! 334 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:05,576 Oh, Scraps, what a good boy. 335 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,912 I knew you'd be happy to see him. 336 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,291 Who's my good boy? Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit. 337 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,711 Good boy, Scraps. Roll over. Roll over. 338 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,798 Good boy, Scraps. Play dead. 339 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:21,968 Sorry. 340 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,011 Oh, what a cutie. 341 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,264 You should have seen him with fur. 342 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,976 Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. 343 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:33,563 But then again, she never approved of anything. 344 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,566 Do you think she would have approved of me? 345 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,277 You're lucky you'll never have to meet her. 346 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,822 Well, actually. . . 347 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:48,077 . . . now that you mention it, I think you should. 348 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,247 In fact, since we're, you know. . . 349 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,001 . . . married, you should definitely meet her. 350 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,171 And my father too. We should go and see them right now. 351 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,090 What a fantastic idea! Where are they buried? 352 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,179 -What? What is it? -They're not from around here. 353 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,889 Where are they? 354 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,516 Oh, they're still alive. 355 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,810 -I'm afraid so. -Well, that is a problem. 356 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,353 What's that, Scraps? 357 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,648 Oh, no, we couldn't possibly. 358 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,321 -Oh, well, if you put it like that. -What? 359 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,239 Elder Gutknecht. 360 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,666 Scraps. 361 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,169 Elder Gutknecht. . . 362 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,087 . . .are you there? 363 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,052 Hello? Is anyone home? 364 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,387 Hello? 365 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,484 There you are! 366 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,570 Oh, my dear. There you are. 367 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,156 I've brought my husband, Victor. 368 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,117 What's that? Husband? 369 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,745 Pleasure to meet you, sir. 370 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:17,959 We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living. 371 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,378 Land of the living? 372 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,423 Oh, my dear. 373 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,384 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 374 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:30,388 Now, why go up there, when people are dying to get down here? 375 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,641 Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me-- 376 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:38,854 -Us. -I don't know, it's just not natural. 377 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,940 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 378 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,734 Surely there must be something you can do. 379 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:48,322 Let me see what I can do. 380 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,534 Where did I put that book? 381 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,459 I left it here somewhere. 382 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,965 There's the one. 383 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,272 I have it. 384 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:26,360 A Ukrainian haunting spell. Just the thing for these quick trips. 385 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:30,740 -So glad you thought of this. -Me too. 386 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:55,723 Now, then. . . 387 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,351 . . .where were we? 388 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,646 The Ukrainian haunting spell? 389 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,741 Here we have it. Ready? 390 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:17,828 Just remember, when you want to come back, say "Hopscotch." 391 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,748 -Hopscotch? -That's it. 392 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,475 I spent so long in the darkness. . . 393 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:44,355 . . . I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. 394 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,926 Hey, I think you dropped something. 395 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,655 Hold on, hold on. 396 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:40,995 I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news. 397 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,665 I'll go ahead and you. . . 398 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,959 . . .wait here. 399 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:50,171 -Perfect. -I won't be long. 400 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,924 Stay right here. I'll be right back. 401 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,676 Okay. 402 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,095 No peeking. 403 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,284 If ever I see that Van Dort boy. . . 404 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,704 . . . I'll strangle him with my bare hands. 405 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:28,042 Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. 406 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,586 You'll have to use a rope. 407 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:45,309 This is the voice of your conscience. Listen to what I say. 408 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,688 I have a bad feeIing about that boy. You know he is no-- 409 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:54,151 Go chew someone else's ear for a while. 410 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:58,072 Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said. 411 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,576 If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind ! 412 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:07,206 I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long. 413 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,584 I am sure he does. Why don't you go ask him? 414 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:11,794 All right, I will. 415 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:16,549 After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet. 416 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:59,008 -Victoria. -Victor? I'm so happy to see you. 417 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:03,178 Come by the fire. Where have you been? Are you all right? 418 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,389 I-- I-- 419 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:06,932 Oh, dear. 420 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:11,353 You're as cold as death. What's happened to you? 421 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,397 Your coat. 422 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:17,109 Victoria, I confess. 423 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,488 This morning I was terrified of marriage. 424 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:27,494 But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always. . . 425 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,874 . . .and that our wedding could not come soon enough. 426 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:38,297 Victor, I feel the same. 427 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:45,846 Victoria, I se-- I se-- 428 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,557 I seem to find myself married. 429 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,477 And you should know it's unexpected. 430 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,650 My darling, I just wanted to meet-- 431 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:03,072 Darling? Who's this? 432 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,700 -Who is she? -I'm his wife. 433 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,663 -Victor? -Victoria, wait. You don't understand. 434 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,374 She's dead. Look. 435 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,337 Hopscotch. 436 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:24,009 No! No! Victoria! 437 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,849 You lied to me! 438 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,519 Just to get back to that other woman. 439 00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:36,605 Don't you understand? You're the other woman. 440 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:41,318 No! You're married to me. She's the other woman. 441 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,740 She's got a point. 442 00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:52,579 And I thought. . . . I thought this was all going so well. 443 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:04,717 Look, I'm sorry, but. . . 444 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,343 . . .this just can't work. 445 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,429 Why not? 446 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,640 It's my eye, isn't it? 447 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,475 No. Your eye is. . . 448 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,894 . . . lovely. 449 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:21,108 Listen, under different circumstances, well, who knows? 450 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:25,904 But we're just too different. I mean, you're dead. 451 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:29,116 You should've thought about that before you asked me to marry you. 452 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,786 Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you. 453 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,903 Roses for eternal love. 454 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,364 Lilies for sweetness. 455 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,702 Baby's breath. 456 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:21,126 Why so blue? 457 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,338 Maybe he's right. Maybe we are too different. 458 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:27,132 Maybe he shouId have his head examined. 459 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,469 I could do it. 460 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:34,139 Or perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living. 461 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:37,684 With her rosy cheeks and beating heart. 462 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:42,356 Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. 463 00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:44,858 You've got-- You've got-- 464 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:47,528 You've got a wonderful personality. 465 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:59,039 What does that wispy IittIe brat have That you don't have doubIe? 466 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,835 She can't hold a candle To the beauty of your smiIe 467 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,253 How about a pulse? 468 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,754 Overrated by a miIe 469 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:07,214 -Overvalued -Overblown 470 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:11,218 If he onIy knew The you that we know 471 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,472 And that silly IittIe creature Isn't wearing his ring 472 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,059 And she doesn't pIay piano Or dance, or sing 473 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,978 No, she doesn't compare 474 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,397 -But she still breathes air -Who cares? 475 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:24,857 -Unimportant -Overrated 476 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,234 -Overblown -If onIy he couId see 477 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,027 How speciaI you can be 478 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:33,240 If he onIy knew The you that we know 479 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:44,001 If I touch a burning candIe I can feeI no pain 480 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:48,463 If you cut me with a knife It's still the same 481 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:53,177 And I know her heart is beating 482 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,096 And I know that I am dead 483 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,932 Yet the pain here that I feeI 484 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,186 Try and tell me it's not reaI 485 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:07,232 And it seems that I still have A tear to shed 486 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,948 The soIe redeeming feature From that IittIe creature 487 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,491 Is that she's aIive 488 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,285 -Overrated -Overblown 489 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,496 Everybody knows That's just a temporary state 490 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,875 Which is cured very quickIy When we meet our fate 491 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,585 -Who cares? -Unimportant 492 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,128 -Overrated -Overblown 493 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:31,548 If onIy he couId see How speciaI you can be 494 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:36,178 If he onIy knew The you that we know 495 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:46,813 If I touch a burning candIe I can feeI no pain 496 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:51,235 In the ice or in the sun It's all the same 497 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,656 Yet I feeI my heart is aching 498 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,992 Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking 499 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,662 And the pain here that I feeI 500 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,373 Try and tell me it's not reaI 501 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,834 I know that I am dead 502 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:13,257 Yet it seems that I still have Some tears to shed 503 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,309 It's true, Mother! 504 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,229 Victor is married to a dead woman. 505 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:32,192 I saw her. A corpse! Standing right here with Victor. 506 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,902 Victor was in your room? 507 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,445 I have to help him. 508 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,155 The scandal ! 509 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:41,159 Come sit in your chair, dearie. You're shaking like a leaf. 510 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,370 Let Hilde fetch you a blanket. 511 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:46,915 Fetch her a straitjacket! She's completely mad ! 512 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,959 Come, Hildegarde. 513 00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,162 Finis, come to bed at once. 514 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,894 What in heaven's name? 515 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,483 Who could that be at this hour? 516 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,277 Miss Everglot. 517 00:44:57,737 --> 00:45:01,990 What are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief. 518 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,868 Pastor Galswells, I have to ask you something. 519 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:08,455 -This is most irregular. -Please, I beg of you. 520 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:13,126 You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave. 521 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,004 A grim topic for a bride-to-be. 522 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:21,134 It is a bride I fear, which is why I must know: 523 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,887 Can the living marry the dead? 524 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,932 What on earth are you speaking about? 525 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,060 Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. 526 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,729 He has a corpse bride! 527 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,608 There must be some way to undo what's been done. 528 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,988 I believe I know the thing to do. 529 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:43,990 Come with me. 530 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,329 Victoria? Where are your corsets? 531 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:53,166 She's speaking in tongues. Of unholy alliances. 532 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,627 Her mind has come undone, I fear. 533 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,921 It's not true! Let me go! Let me go! 534 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:02,801 Thank you, Pastor Galswells. Thank you so very much. 535 00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,761 Take her to her room ! 536 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,347 No, I'm telling the truth. 537 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,391 Victor needs my help. 538 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,810 Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you? 539 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,896 -Mother, Father, please. -Seal the doors. . . 540 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:19,526 . . .and bar the windows. See to it that she doesn't escape again. 541 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:24,114 He needs our help! Oh, let me go! Let me go! 542 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:28,326 Will the mortification never cease? 543 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,705 It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. 544 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:33,123 What shall we do? 545 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,918 We shall continue as planned, with or without Vincent. 546 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,379 -Victor. -Whatever. 547 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:44,259 For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria. . . 548 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,470 . . . it's positively criminal. 549 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:50,849 Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm. . . 550 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:55,604 . . . I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty. 551 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:59,441 Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman. 552 00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:02,486 Alas, I am not married. 553 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,529 I was betrothed some years ago. . . 554 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:08,617 . . . but tragedy snatched my young bride away. 555 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,871 When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught. 556 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,883 Marvelous news, Victoria, there'll be a wedding after all. 557 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,343 You found him? 558 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,971 Make haste, my dear, our relatives will arrive at any moment. 559 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,934 We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis. 560 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,895 Lord Barkis? 561 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:38,605 He will make a fine husband. 562 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:42,108 Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed. 563 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,528 A far better prospect this time. 564 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:48,406 But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this. 565 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:51,451 -We must. -Please, I beg of you. 566 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,036 There must be another way. 567 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,121 Without your marriage to Lord Barkis. . . 568 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,791 . . .we shall be forced, penniless, into the street. 569 00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:59,417 We are destitute. 570 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,545 But Victor. . . . 571 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,256 Victor Van Dort has gone, child. 572 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:07,467 You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow. 573 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,389 -According to plan. -According to plan. 574 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:44,796 Oh, my dear. Oh, don't look at me that way. 575 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:49,301 You have only to suffer this union until death do us part. 576 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:53,305 And that will come sooner than you think. 577 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,560 Oh, it's almost dawn ! Where could he be? 578 00:48:58,728 --> 00:49:01,813 Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse! 579 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:05,692 Heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer! 580 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:08,528 Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be. 581 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,447 Did he say corpse? 582 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:14,451 Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor? 583 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:20,624 Oh, Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 584 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,768 Mayhew, are you trying to kill us? 585 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,228 I think he's trying to kill us. 586 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:22,727 I. . . 587 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,772 . . .think you dropped this. 588 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:36,241 I'm sorry. 589 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:40,370 I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents. 590 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:44,874 It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite, well. . . 591 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,170 . . .according to plan. 592 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,362 Pardon my enthusiasm. 593 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,740 I like your enthusiasm. 594 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:06,873 -New arrival ! New arrival ! -Lights up! 595 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:11,711 Hurry up, boys! 596 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,299 Drinks for everyone. 597 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,550 Another pint, sir? 598 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,761 -No, no. Just a half. -No, no. Just a half. 599 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:27,685 It is impossible to get good help anymore. 600 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,563 Welcoming committee, coming through ! Coming through ! 601 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:35,568 -My name's Plum. Miss Plum. -Mayhew? 602 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,489 Mayhew! How nice to see-- 603 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:42,909 I'm so sorry. 604 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:47,455 Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great. 605 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:53,419 Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched? 606 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,257 Mayhew, I have to get back. 607 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,968 They all must be worried sick. How is everyone? 608 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:04,097 Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. 609 00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:06,474 Oh, and Miss Victoria. . . . 610 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,226 Yes? Yes, how is she? 611 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,312 Well, she's getting married this evening. 612 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,481 What? Married to who? 613 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:17,318 Some newcomer, Lord Somebody-or-Other. 614 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,820 But that's impossible! 615 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,155 Yeah, with you gone and all. . . . 616 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:24,701 I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake. 617 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:27,787 But how could she? 618 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,832 Women, you can't live with them. 619 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,293 You can't live with-- 620 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:40,341 Time to pick up the pieces and-- You know, and move on, I suppose. 621 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,595 Speaking of picking up the pieces? 622 00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:50,310 Victor? Where are you going? 623 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:58,318 Miss Victoria, we must leave for the church now. 624 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:02,155 Yesterday I thought my wedding would be happy. 625 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:06,367 Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea. 626 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:10,246 The sea leads to many places, dearie. 627 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:14,667 Maybe you'll land somewhere better. 628 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:25,053 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 629 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:36,773 With this ring, I ask you to be mine. 630 00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:45,198 I now pronounce you man and wife. 631 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,742 Oh, oh, dear. 632 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,635 I'm too late. 633 00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:12,392 Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? 634 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,771 He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this? 635 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,816 Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. 636 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:21,901 They get something stuck in their heads. . . 637 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,612 . . .and you can't do a thing with them. 638 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:28,074 My dear, we have to talk. 639 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:32,578 -Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her. -What? 640 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,790 There is a complication with your marriage. 641 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,792 I don't understand. 642 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,422 The vows are binding only until death do you part. 643 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,090 What are you saying? 644 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,552 Death has already parted you. 645 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,596 If he finds out, he'll leave. 646 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,807 There must be something you can do. 647 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,768 Well, there is one way. 648 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,812 Oh, please, please, let me tell her. 649 00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:01,024 It requires the greatest sacrifice. 650 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:04,986 -Go on, get to the good part. -What is it? 651 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:07,864 -We have to kill him ! -What? 652 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:12,785 Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. 653 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:16,998 He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living. . . 654 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:20,460 . . .and drink from the wine of ages. 655 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:22,545 Poison ! 656 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,965 This would stop his heart forever. 657 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,385 Only then would he be free to give it to you. 658 00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,016 I could never ask him. 659 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:39,312 You don't have to. 660 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,107 I'll do it. 661 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,486 My boy, if you choose this path. . . 662 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,489 . . .you may never return to the world above. 663 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,240 Do you understand? 664 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,662 I do. 665 00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:59,874 Gather round. Gather round, everybody. 666 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,172 We've decided to do this thing properly. 667 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:08,758 So grab what you can and follow us. 668 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:11,511 We're moving this wedding party upstairs. 669 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:15,848 Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs. 670 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,559 -Sounds creepy. -Let's go! 671 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,063 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have a wedding 672 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:26,901 Hold on, Victor. 673 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:30,279 You can't get married looking like that. 674 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,741 The spiders think you're very cute But goodness knows you need a suit 675 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:37,787 But have no fears, we're quite adept We'll have you Iooking IoveIy, IoveIy, IoveIy 676 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,331 LoveIy, IoveIy, IoveIy, IoveIy, IoveIy yet 677 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:44,335 A little stitch, a little tuck Some tender Ioving care 678 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:47,630 A IittIe thread will fix you up And we've got pIenty as you see 679 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:51,175 And personally guarantee Our quaIity repairs 680 00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,762 A IittIe here, l'll fix the mess We're going to do our very best 681 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,557 When everybody sees you They will all be quite impressed 682 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,602 They will all be quite impressed 683 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,479 A wedding, we're going to have 684 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,732 A wedding cake is no mistake It must be quite subIime 685 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,651 -We're missing something -Try some dust 686 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,153 I wish I had more time 687 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,239 Perhaps there's something I can do These bones might heIp a bit 688 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,241 -Oh, my nose. -Sorry. 689 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:16,659 Wait a minute, that's it 690 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,244 -A IittIe of that -A IittIe of this 691 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:20,079 The perfect cake is hard to miss 692 00:58:20,289 --> 00:58:22,582 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have 693 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,041 A wedding 694 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,835 Huzzah, huzzah 695 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,546 We're going to have a wedding A wedding 696 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:34,969 Let's all give out a cheer 'Cause the bride is getting married today 697 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:39,182 One thing you can sureIy say Is we will stand beside 698 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,268 UntiI the end we will defend Our one and onIy bride 699 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,605 Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be Our IoveIy Corpse Bride 700 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,607 Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray! 701 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:51,986 Our bride is getting married today 702 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,197 -Oh, there she is. -Here she comes. 703 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:03,080 Oh, oh, the bride is here 704 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:07,043 She's waited for this day For many a year 705 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:11,380 For this day, for this day Our hopes and our pride 706 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:17,762 The bride is here Here comes the bride 707 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,933 Here comes the bride Here comes the bride 708 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:26,103 For this day, for this day Will Iast forever 709 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:30,066 And all of her friends Will work together 710 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,945 To make it the perfect day She's aIways dreamed 711 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:41,327 Our hopes and our pride Our bride, our IoveIy bride 712 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,747 We're going to have a party Like nobody's ever seen 713 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:48,626 The Iiving in the Iand above Will not know where they've been 714 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:55,424 The Iand above The party of the bride 715 00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:02,056 Here comes the bride On this gIorious day of days 716 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:06,978 Up to the Iand of the Iiving 717 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:14,944 To ceIebrate 718 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:19,865 Oh, dear. 719 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:34,714 Quiet down now, everyone. 720 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:40,720 Thank you. 721 01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:46,225 Elegant, cultured, radiant. 722 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,645 Victoria has found a husband. . . 723 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:53,983 . . .with all these qualities and more. 724 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,736 Serendipity brought us together. . . 725 01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:02,241 . . .and no force on earth could tear us apart. 726 01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:25,097 There's an eye in me soup. 727 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,608 Oh, sorry. 728 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:43,866 Fetch me musket! 729 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,160 Fetch your own musket. I'm off! 730 01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:48,579 Coming through. Coming through. 731 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:56,587 Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother. 732 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,507 Hey, hold on there. 733 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:03,552 I love a woman with meat on her bones. 734 01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:07,348 Finis, who invited these people? 735 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,434 They must be from your side of the family. 736 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:11,852 Certainly not. 737 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:15,981 Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave. 738 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,109 Finis. 739 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,821 Where do you keep the spirits? 740 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:34,834 In other news, the dead walk the earth ! 741 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:43,259 Get back! Don't try and sneak up on me! 742 01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,885 Get back! 743 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,097 I'll give you such a wallop. 744 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:00,901 No. 745 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,445 Yeah. 746 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,711 Grandpa? 747 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,883 -Bounder! -Sweetie pie. 748 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,468 -Monster. -Buttercup. 749 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,428 -Cad ! -Gertrude! 750 01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:29,430 Alfred? 751 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:34,018 You've been dead for 1 5 years. 752 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:38,063 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 753 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,982 Ethel ! 754 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,119 Wait. That's it. 755 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:55,706 We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here. 756 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:58,292 Money? What money? 757 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,836 Your dowry. It's my right! 758 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,005 But my parents don't have any money. 759 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:07,885 It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse. 760 01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,137 Th-- The poorhouse? 761 01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:14,433 You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying ! 762 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:18,437 Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? 763 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:23,400 Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched. 764 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,005 Be gone, ye demons from hell ! 765 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,260 Back to the void from whence you came! 766 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,220 You shall not enter here. 767 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,973 Back, back! 768 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,350 Keep it down, we're in a church. 769 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:58,435 Evening. 770 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,224 Dearly beloved and departed. . . 771 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:43,105 . . .we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage. 772 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,402 Victor? 773 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,864 Living first. 774 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,492 With this hand. . . 775 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,746 . . . I will lift your sorrows. 776 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,625 Your cup will never empty. . . 777 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,169 . . .for I will be your wine. 778 01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:07,338 Now you. 779 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,553 With this hand. . . 780 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:17,056 . . . I will lift your sorrows. 781 01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:21,727 Your cup will never empty. 782 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,522 For I will be. . . . 783 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,821 I will be. . . . 784 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,367 Go on, my dear. 785 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,744 Your cup. . . 786 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,497 . . .will never empty. . . 787 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,626 . . .for I will be. . . . 788 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,963 I will be your wine. 789 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,220 She's having second thoughts. 790 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:00,432 I can't. 791 01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:02,768 What's wrong? 792 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,896 This is wrong. 793 01:07:07,107 --> 01:07:09,233 I was a bride. 794 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,277 My dreams were taken from me. 795 01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:14,738 Well, now. . . . 796 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,283 Now I've stolen them from someone else. 797 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,537 I love you, Victor. 798 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:25,207 But you're not mine. 799 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:31,839 Victoria! 800 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:49,815 Oh, how touching. 801 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:52,776 I always cry at weddings. 802 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:58,407 Our young lovers together at last. 803 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,536 Surely now they can live happily ever after. 804 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,205 But you forget. . . 805 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,499 . . .she's still my wife! 806 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:10,335 I'll not leave here empty-handed ! 807 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:12,838 You? 808 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,259 Emily? 809 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,635 You ! 810 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:21,805 But-- But-- I left you. 811 01:08:22,891 --> 01:08:24,683 For dead. 812 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,352 This woman is obviously delusional ! 813 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:38,322 Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way. 814 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:40,866 Take your hands off her. 815 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,661 Do I have to kill you too? 816 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:51,043 Victor, catch ! 817 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,212 Sorry. 818 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,187 I say, you're not playing fair, sir. 819 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,939 Touché, my dear. 820 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:55,858 Get out. 821 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,403 Oh, I'm leaving. 822 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:06,910 But first a toast. To Emily. 823 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:11,498 Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 824 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,625 Tell me, my dear. . . 825 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:17,880 . . .can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? 826 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,342 Let me at him ! Let me at him ! 827 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,094 -No, don't hold me back. -Wait. 828 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,973 We must abide by their rules. 829 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,351 We are amongst the living. 830 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,395 Well said. 831 01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:51,288 Not anymore. 832 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:57,711 Yep, you're right. He's all yours. 833 01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:11,141 New arrival. 834 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:21,777 Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again. 835 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,619 Wait. 836 01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:33,622 I made a promise. 837 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,919 You kept your promise. 838 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,713 You set me free. 839 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,602 Now I can do the same for you. 840 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:07,205 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 841 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,374 [ENGLISH] 59137

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