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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,493 They're walking in time 2 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:36,413 They got the beat 3 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:40,000 They got the beat, yeah 4 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,127 They got the beat 5 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:50,469 All the kids just getting out of school 6 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:53,847 They can't wait to hang out and be cool 7 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:56,600 Hang around till quarter after 12:00 8 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:58,936 That's when they fall in line 9 00:00:59,061 --> 00:01:01,772 They got the beat They got the beat 10 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:05,359 Kids got the beat, yeah 11 00:01:05,442 --> 00:01:07,110 Kids got the beat 12 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:34,471 Go-go music really makes us dance 13 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:37,724 Doing the Pony puts us in a trance 14 00:01:37,808 --> 00:01:40,102 Do the Watusi just give us a chance 15 00:01:40,185 --> 00:01:42,688 That's when we fall in line 16 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:44,106 'Cause we got the beat 17 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:45,691 We got the beat 18 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:49,319 We got the beat, yeah 19 00:01:49,403 --> 00:01:51,154 We got it 20 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,283 We got the beat 21 00:01:55,492 --> 00:01:57,411 We got the beat 22 00:01:58,662 --> 00:01:59,830 We got the beat 23 00:01:59,913 --> 00:02:01,957 Everybody, get on your feet 24 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,041 We got the beat 25 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,960 We know you can dance to the beat 26 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:06,128 We got the beat 27 00:02:06,211 --> 00:02:08,797 Jump back, get down 28 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,883 'Round and 'round and 'round 29 00:02:12,009 --> 00:02:13,427 We got the beat 30 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:17,222 Linda, there's that guy from the stereo store. 31 00:02:18,015 --> 00:02:19,975 Don't you think helookshke Richard Gere? 32 00:02:20,058 --> 00:02:21,768 See his cute little butt? 33 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:24,980 You guys, let's talk about that fox that just walked in. 34 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:26,273 We already were. 35 00:02:26,356 --> 00:02:28,567 I'm gonna go over there and change the shakers. 36 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,402 Coolout That's Stacy's secfion. 37 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:31,820 He's too old. 38 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:34,364 She's not even in high school yet. 39 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,867 Smoking's upstairs to your left. 40 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:39,411 Smoking's upstairs to your left. 41 00:02:39,578 --> 00:02:41,371 Smoking's upstairs. 42 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:45,250 Rat, is Dolly Parton giving you a percentage of the profit? 43 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:48,170 Vvhatcanl do for you, gentlemen? 44 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:51,006 You the guy with the Van Halen tickets? 45 00:02:52,174 --> 00:02:53,300 I could be. 46 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:55,886 How much for something in the first 10 rows'? 47 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,054 $20 apiece. 48 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:59,014 Those tickets were only $12.50. 49 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,515 So don't buy them. 50 00:03:00,599 --> 00:03:03,185 All the other scalpers are sold out. 51 00:03:03,268 --> 00:03:06,480 Scalper? Did you call me a scalper? 52 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:11,068 Listen, gentlemen, I perform a service here, and the service costs money. 53 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,528 Do you want the tickets or don't you? 54 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:15,614 Okay, we'll take them. 55 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:18,700 All right. What'd I say, $25? 56 00:03:18,784 --> 00:03:20,035 BOTHI $20! 57 00:03:21,745 --> 00:03:25,457 All right. Thank you. 58 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:31,338 Just made $16, Rats. What's the matter? You look depressed. 59 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:35,467 I hate working the theater. All the ac:tion's on the other side of the mall. 60 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:41,598 How's it going? 61 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,392 You want to take his table? Yes. 62 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,352 Go for it. He's cute. 63 00:03:47,062 --> 00:03:49,564 Just take his order, look him in the eye. 64 00:03:49,648 --> 00:03:51,274 If he says anything remotely funny, 65 00:03:51,358 --> 00:03:54,111 laugh like you never heard anything so funny. 66 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,821 And smile. 67 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:00,867 Go for it. 68 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:08,583 So, you working hard or hardly working? 69 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,005 You look like you could still be in high school. 70 00:04:14,089 --> 00:04:16,091 I know. Everybody says that. 71 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:17,384 How old are you? 72 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:18,593 Nineteen. 73 00:04:18,677 --> 00:04:19,719 How old are you? 74 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:20,887 Twenty six. 75 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,891 Do you think we could still be friends? 76 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,228 So what can I get you? 77 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:31,106 How about a meatball sandwich, 78 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:35,694 a medium Coke, and your phone number? 79 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:48,582 Hi. Hello. 80 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:51,835 Get out of here, Bradley. 81 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,921 Dave. How you doing, Brad? 82 00:04:55,005 --> 00:04:56,214 Cooking! 83 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:01,761 Daddy's home, boys. I shall serve no fries before their time. 84 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:10,479 This one's on you, dude. 85 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,981 Who's got the beaucoup dolares today? 86 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:15,233 Uno dinero. 87 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,611 What have you got, Mr. Buck Man? 88 00:05:17,694 --> 00:05:18,737 I got a cigarette. 89 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:21,781 I got uno "nickelette." 90 00:05:22,574 --> 00:05:26,536 Hey! You guys had shirts on when you came in here. 91 00:05:27,746 --> 00:05:30,081 Something happened to them, man. 92 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:35,045 Come on, Spicoli, just put the shirts back on. 93 00:05:35,587 --> 00:05:37,088 You see that sign? 94 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:41,843 "No shirts. No shoes. No dice." 95 00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:44,596 Right. 96 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:48,225 Learn it. Know it. Live it. 97 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:49,351 Whoa. 98 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:51,269 He's the full hot orator. 99 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:56,066 Linda, did I show you this? He gave me his card. 100 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,360 "Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant." 101 00:05:58,443 --> 00:06:01,029 Maybe we should get a frame for this and put it up on the wall. 102 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,572 Come on, Linda. You're the one who told me 103 00:06:02,656 --> 00:06:05,492 I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall. 104 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:06,952 Do you think he'll call this week? 105 00:06:07,035 --> 00:06:08,537 Why don't you call him? 106 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,746 I can't. 107 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:10,956 Yes, you can. 108 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:13,208 Guys love that sort of thing. 109 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,960 Yes! Really? 110 00:06:15,627 --> 00:06:18,547 Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're 15 years old. 111 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:22,676 I did it when Iwas 13. It's no huge thing. Ifsjustsex. 112 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:25,053 He was hot, wasn't he? 113 00:06:25,136 --> 00:06:27,430 If I didn't have a fiancé in Chicago, I'd go for it. 114 00:06:37,524 --> 00:06:40,318 Hey, how you doing? Welcome to Ridgemont. 115 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,240 Will it look okay? 116 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:53,331 Well, she was an American girl 117 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,876 Raised on promises 118 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:58,920 Do you know where U.S. history is? 119 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,464 Down the hall and turn left. 120 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:11,141 She was an American girl 121 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:31,411 Hi, Bradley. 122 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:33,913 Grown up. Looking good. 123 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:37,250 Another year joined at the lips. 124 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,127 Hi, Brad! 125 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:41,630 Denise. I'd make you see God. 126 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,256 Brad! 127 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:46,635 Big Cruising Vessel! 128 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:47,886 Bradley! 129 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,847 Thank you. 130 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:55,143 Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful 131 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:58,688 blue, four-door, luxury sedan is all mine! 132 00:07:59,648 --> 00:08:02,150 I'll give you four tickets in the fifth row 133 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,944 for the low price of $140. 134 00:08:05,362 --> 00:08:06,571 See that car? 135 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:09,115 Some alumni gave Jefferson that car for playing football 136 00:08:09,199 --> 00:08:11,826 when he was a sophomore. Helped him pick it out. 137 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,244 Slick car. 138 00:08:13,495 --> 00:08:15,497 We go way back, you know. 139 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,503 Hey, Charles, how you doing, buddy? 140 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:23,922 Car looks great. I mean really terrific. 141 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,758 You're really keeping it up wonderfully. 142 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,718 Don't fuck with it. 143 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:35,892 Shit! That's my man. 144 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,565 Brad? 145 00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:43,942 Arnold! What's happening? 146 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:46,152 Can I talk to you a minute? 147 00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:47,445 Sure, man. 148 00:08:48,154 --> 00:08:50,323 I really hate Bronco Burger. 149 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,617 Ever since they started with the chicken nuggets, 150 00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:53,868 everything went downhill. 151 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:55,870 You have to fry all their greasy food, 152 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:57,664 and you have to polish things. 153 00:08:57,747 --> 00:09:00,500 And the manager's an asshole. 154 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,085 I was just wondering... 155 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:05,463 Arnold, do you want to work at All American Burger? 156 00:09:05,839 --> 00:09:07,257 Yeah, well... 157 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,552 I can probably get you in. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor. 158 00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:11,720 All right. Okay. 159 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,432 Wait. Did you hear the bell ring? 160 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:17,142 What bell? We're here. 161 00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:37,328 Aloha. 162 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:40,081 My name is Mr. Hand. 163 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,711 I have but one question for you. 164 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,422 Can you attend my class? 165 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:52,469 It is for your own good. And if you oan't make it, I can make you. 166 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,431 We have a 20 question quiz every Friday. 167 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:59,476 Your grade is the average of all your quizzes, 168 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,604 plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third. 169 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:03,897 Got it? 170 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:06,483 Also... 171 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:14,365 There will be no eating. E-A-T-I-N-G. 172 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:17,660 No eating in this class. 173 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:21,456 You get used to doing your own business on your own time. 174 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,458 That's one demand I make. 175 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,170 Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house some evening 176 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,631 and discuss U.S. history on your time, understand? 177 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:30,965 Yes, sir. 178 00:10:35,512 --> 00:10:38,473 This guy's been stoned since the third grade. 179 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:40,975 Yes? 180 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:42,435 Yeah, I'm registered in this class. 181 00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:43,561 What class? 182 00:10:43,645 --> 00:10:44,854 This is U.S. history. 183 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:46,022 I see the globe right there. 184 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,148 Really? 185 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,567 Hey. May I come in? 186 00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,736 Oh, please. 187 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:55,532 I get so lonely when I hear that third attendance bell ring 188 00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:57,867 and all my kids are not here. 189 00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:03,081 Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this new schedule's totally confusing. 190 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,335 I know that dude. 191 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,671 Mr. Spicoli. 192 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:11,965 That's the name they gave me. 193 00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:16,302 You're ripping my card. Yes. 194 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:20,849 Hey,bud, what's your problem? 195 00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:23,852 No problem at all. 196 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,105 I think you know where the front office is. 197 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:29,941 You dick! 198 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:33,987 I have taken the time to print up a complete schedule 199 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,865 of class quizzes and the chapters they cover. 200 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:39,659 Please pass them to the desk behind you. 201 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,120 Back, back, back. 202 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:54,841 Did you hear about this surfer guy 203 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,759 who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning? 204 00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:59,470 Oh, no! He just called him a dick. 205 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:00,889 A dick? 206 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:03,474 Oh, God. People exaggerate so much here. 207 00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:08,354 Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar. 208 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:12,150 I know. Wait. There are three girls at Ridgemont 209 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,652 who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look. 210 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,279 Chanel Semlar, 211 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,824 Mary Ann Zlotnick in the red tights. 212 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,744 Do you think guys find that more attractive? 213 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:26,331 Stacy, please, give me a break! You are so much prettier! 214 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:30,835 Yeah, I know, but do you think they'd be better in bed? 215 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:34,130 What do you mean? You either do it or you don't. 216 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:39,135 No. There are like variables that I might not be good at. 217 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,095 Like what variables? 218 00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:44,223 Like, you know, giving blowjobs. 219 00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:46,434 What's the big deal? 220 00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,311 I never did it. 221 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,313 You've never given a blow job? 222 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:55,109 Never? Stace, there's nothing to it. It's so easy. 223 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,613 Check it out. 224 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,368 Relax your throat muscles. 225 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:11,042 Don't bite. And slide it in. 226 00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,718 Try it again. 227 00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:24,555 Good. Push it slowly in and out. 228 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:28,559 You got it. Okay. 229 00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,270 Can I ask you something and you promise not to laugh? 230 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:33,398 Sure. Okay. 231 00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:36,943 When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? 232 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:39,404 A quart or so. 233 00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,907 No, I'm just kidding. Just practice. 234 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,127 I'm not going to a morgue. 235 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,004 I'll get my mom to write a note. 236 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:59,048 Nobody's getting me into a room with a bunch of dead guys. 237 00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:00,466 You have to go. 238 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,219 It's part of the final. I hear it's really disgusting. 239 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,513 Do you know what they do? Have you heard? 240 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,723 What? 241 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,017 The bodies are dissected 242 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,770 and Mr. Vargas pulls out parts of the dead body and holds them up. 243 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,773 You mean, he reaches in and pulls this stuff out? 244 00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,775 Like stomach and tumors or something? 245 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:20,278 Yeah, stomach, tumors, entrails. 246 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:24,240 Good day, everyone. My name is Mr. Vargas. 247 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:27,535 Look. I'm a little slow today. 248 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:30,538 I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart. 249 00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:34,125 MR. VARGASI All right, now. 250 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,960 The World of Life. 251 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:39,297 That is the name of the textbook we will be using. 252 00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:41,841 I'm in love. 253 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,136 See the mustache coming in, Rat? 254 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,139 You can almost cross it out. 255 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:51,059 I'm in love. 256 00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:53,102 You are a wuss. 257 00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,896 Part wimp and part pussy. 258 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:58,566 What do you mean wuss? This girl is my exact type. 259 00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,650 All right. 260 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:00,818 Where'd you see her? 261 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,403 In my biology class. 262 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:03,654 Did you get her number? 263 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:04,822 No. 264 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:06,657 Did you get her name? 265 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,242 No! No! It's too soon. 266 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:10,286 It's never too soon, Rat. 267 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:14,415 A girl decides how far she's gonna let you go in the first five minutes. 268 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:15,750 What am I supposed to do? 269 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,294 Go up to this strange girl in my biology class 270 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,256 and say, "Hello. I'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me?" 271 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,633 I would. 272 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:27,261 I can see it all now. This is gonna be just like the last summer. 273 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:29,430 You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat. 274 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,808 You bought $40 worth of fucking film, 275 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,851 and you never even talked to her. 276 00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,561 You don't even own a camera. 277 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:38,189 You tell me, Mike. What should I do? 278 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,066 This is what you do. 279 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:43,444 Start from the minute you walk into biology class. 280 00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:47,365 I mean, don't just walk in. Move across the room. 281 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,034 And you don't talk to her. 282 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,621 You use your face. You use your body. 283 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:57,166 Use everything. That's what I do. 284 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,335 I mean, I just send out this vibe 285 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:03,965 and I have personally found that women do respond. 286 00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,092 I mean, something happens. 287 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,844 Naturally something happens. 288 00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:11,722 You put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. 289 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:15,143 That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude. 290 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,311 The attitude? Yeah. 291 00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:18,813 The attitude dictates that you don't care 292 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,274 whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. 293 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:24,152 Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping. 294 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:28,614 Now, when you got that, then you have the attitude. 295 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,034 Good night, Stacy. 296 00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,494 Good night, Mom. 297 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,851 Just look at that girl 298 00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:00,563 With lights coming up in her eyes 299 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:06,402 She's got to be somebody's baby 300 00:17:07,445 --> 00:17:10,656 She must be somebody's baby 301 00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:13,034 You look beautiful. 302 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,619 Thanks. So do you. 303 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,706 Where do you feel like going? 304 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,916 I don't know. 305 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,668 How about The Point? 306 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:23,794 Okay. 307 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:27,965 All right. The Point it is. 308 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:30,843 She's got to be somebody's baby 309 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,304 She's so fine 310 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:37,934 She's probably somebody's only light 311 00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,561 Gonna shine tonight 312 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,146 Yeah 313 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:47,151 She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight 314 00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:54,242 She's gonna be somebody's only light 315 00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:56,744 Gonna shine tonight 316 00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:58,579 Yeah 317 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:03,000 She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight 318 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,139 That's a really nice jacket. 319 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:19,350 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 320 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,108 It's warm. 321 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,068 Yeah, it is. It's really warm. 322 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,529 I wonder how long it will last. 323 00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:36,909 So... 324 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,831 Am I gonna get to first base? 325 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,634 Are you really 19? 326 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,928 Yeah, yeah I am. I'm really 19. 327 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:04,895 She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight 328 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:08,357 I try to shut my eyes 329 00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,444 But I can't get her out of my sight 330 00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:16,574 I know I'm gonna know it 331 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,744 But I gotta get over my fright 332 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,166 I'm just gonna walk up to her 333 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:29,128 I'm gonna talk to her tonight 334 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,182 Gonna shine tonight 335 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,434 Make her mine tonight 336 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,603 Yeah 337 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,357 Gonna shine tonight 338 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,275 Make her mine tonight 339 00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:55,696 So tell me, do you like Ron? 340 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:59,033 I like Ron, but it hurt so bad. 341 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,451 Don't worry. Keep doing it. 342 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,078 It gets a lot better. I swear. 343 00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:03,537 It better. 344 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,499 Raised on the radio 345 00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:09,627 Just an all-American boy 346 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,297 I got my favorite toy 347 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,299 I was 348 00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:17,551 Raised on the radio 349 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:21,305 Yeah, I was raised on the radio 350 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,308 Remembering when times were bad 351 00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,477 Love is all we need 352 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,605 And love was all we had 353 00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:31,941 Mom says to clean the pool. 354 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,192 Why can't you do it? 355 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,903 Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. 356 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:38,322 Your friends use the pool, too. 357 00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,074 I take out the garbage. 358 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,047 Brad! 359 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,927 Brad, have Mom and Dad seen these? 360 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,220 They're not home yet. 361 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,348 Brad? What? 362 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:06,767 What would you say if I asked you 363 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,727 to put these in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel 364 00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:10,229 and get rid of them? 365 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,273 I'd say, "Who the hell is Ron Johnson?" 366 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,524 Please. 367 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:17,361 Thank you very much. 368 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,282 Lisa's great. 369 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,491 Yeah. 370 00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:26,912 I don't understand why you want to break up with a girl like that. 371 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,374 Me and Lisa have been going together for two years. 372 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,959 I love her and all. 373 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,211 I mean, she's great in bed. 374 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:39,508 It's just that I'm a single, successful guy. 375 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:44,638 And this is my last year in school. 376 00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:46,640 This could be the best year of my life! 377 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:51,061 I just feel like I need my freedom now, you know? 378 00:21:54,607 --> 00:21:56,901 Okay, here's your preparation stuff. 379 00:21:56,984 --> 00:22:01,155 You got your sliced tomatoes, shredded lettuce, secret sauce. 380 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:02,323 What's the secret sauce? 381 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:03,991 Thousand Island dressing. 382 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,577 What's the secret sauce of Bronco Burger? 383 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,037 Ketchup and mayonnaise. 384 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,163 Gotcha. 385 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,165 Order for you, Bradley. 386 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,294 Were those flowers really for me? 387 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,587 Of course. 388 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,172 How much did they cost? 389 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,757 Don't worry about it. 390 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,593 Want to go to The Point tonight? 391 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,471 What's there to do at The Point? 392 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:29,725 What do you mean? We've been going out together for two years. 393 00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,270 I don't want to have to use sex as a tool, Brad. 394 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,942 Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together for two years! 395 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,652 I don't want to talk about it here. 396 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,320 I wanna talk about it! 397 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,488 Brad? 398 00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,697 Lisa! 399 00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:44,949 Brad! 400 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:48,744 You gotta flip them or they'll burn. Great. 401 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:51,163 C- 402 00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:52,873 E)- 403 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,292 F- 404 00:22:56,794 --> 00:22:59,463 F. F. 405 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,592 Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. 406 00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:06,178 What are you people, on dope? 407 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:11,600 A piece of legislation was introduced into Congress by Senator John Platt. 408 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,062 It was passed in 1906. 409 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,439 This amendment to our Constitution 410 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:20,484 has a profound impact upon all of our... 411 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,236 Where is Jeff Spicoli? 412 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,655 I saw him earlier today near the first floor bathrooms. 413 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:28,701 Is he still on campus? Anyone? Yes, Desmond? 414 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:31,745 I saw him by the food machines. 415 00:23:31,829 --> 00:23:32,830 How long ago? 416 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,290 Right before class. 417 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,333 Okay. Bring him in. 418 00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:39,962 What is this fascination with truancy? 419 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:43,757 What is it that gets inside your heads? 420 00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:46,218 There are some teachers in this school 421 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:48,512 who look the other way at truants. 422 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:50,598 It's a little game that you both play. 423 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:53,559 They pretend they don't see you. You pretend you don't ditoh. 424 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,145 Now, who pays the price later? You! 425 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,610 Wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here! 426 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,239 Hola, Mr. Hand. 427 00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:09,783 What's the reason for your truancy? 428 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:12,703 Just couldn't make it on time. 429 00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:15,623 You mean, you couldn't or you wouldn't? 430 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,418 It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines. 431 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,837 Food will be eaten on your time. 432 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:26,258 Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spiooli? 433 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:30,346 Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this? 434 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,267 I don't know. 435 00:24:55,371 --> 00:24:57,498 I like that. 436 00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:01,085 "L don't know." That's nice! 437 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,504 "Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?" 438 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,548 "Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!" 439 00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:09,510 That's nice. I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do? 440 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:13,555 I'm going to leave your words on this board for all my olasses to enjoy. 441 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:16,767 Giving you full credit, of course, Mr. Spicoli! 442 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,394 All right. 443 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,864 Sleigh bells ring are you listening 444 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,199 In the lane 445 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,242 Mommy! 446 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:34,368 Snow is glistening 447 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:35,452 Oh, no! 448 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:39,331 A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight 449 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,626 Walking in a winter wonderland 450 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:45,587 How fucking long do I have to wait? 451 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,216 Christmas sucks. I hate it. 452 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,970 You gotta get used to working holidays. People are always screaming. 453 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,221 I have to quit this job. 454 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:57,850 I'm gonna get so fat no one's gonna want to take rne out. 455 00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,893 Ron hasn't called, huh? 456 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,687 Not since November. 457 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,272 What does it matter? 458 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,565 He's a stereo salesman. 459 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:07,359 VVhat'd you wanna do, marry him? Have kids with him? 460 00:26:07,443 --> 00:26:10,279 Have this guy come home 50 years old and bald? 461 00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:14,158 And have that little Pacific Stereo sign on? Come on, Stace. 462 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:16,243 Hey, it's his loss. 463 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,830 Got any Blue Oyster Cult? 464 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,916 No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult. 465 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,211 I ate 34 pairs last time. Where were you? 466 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:29,173 I was that close to working at 7-11, you know? 467 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,758 VVhoa,bud! 468 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:32,843 What? 469 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,680 All right! Play me? 470 00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:37,848 Totally. 471 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,058 You got quarters? 472 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,565 When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets coming in? 473 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:50,277 Earth, Wind and Fire? Geez, I haven't heard anything. 474 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,279 The minute I do, I'll let you know. 475 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,698 I'm planning on taking my little brother over here. 476 00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:58,202 Is that your little brother? He's a good-looking kid. 477 00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:00,913 Great. Charles Jefferson 478 00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:04,166 for Earth, Wind and Fire and little brother. 479 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:07,294 I'll let you know when they come around, okay? 480 00:27:10,798 --> 00:27:12,466 Wow! Does he really live here? 481 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,802 I thought he just flew in for games. 482 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,888 Shit! He knows where to come when he wants some tickets. 483 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:21,141 Go on. Get out of here. You're messing up my business. 484 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,353 Come on, Rat. Let's go get you a woman. 485 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,607 You ready for your moment of truth? 486 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:31,568 Damone, I noticed I was starting to get a pimple this morning... 487 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:35,656 Rat, the shyness routine is really starting to aggravate me. 488 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,324 I mean, who is she, anyway? 489 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,993 She's a waitress in a pizza parlor. 490 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,663 Look at her. Look at you. 491 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:44,414 A member of the honor roll. 492 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:47,668 Assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. 493 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:51,463 Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, 494 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,382 then who needs her, right? Right. 495 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,758 All right. How do you feel? 496 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:55,843 Ifeelgood. 497 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:59,555 Do you? All right. Now stop fucking around and go get her. 498 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:03,684 Hey, Rat, you gotta ace that jacket. 499 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:04,810 Yeah? 500 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,311 Yeah. All right, that's cool. 501 00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:09,231 You look good. All right? Go get her. 502 00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:18,073 $1.10, and you get five cents back. 503 00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:20,868 Thanks. 504 00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:23,620 Hi. Don't I know you from biology class? 505 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:24,705 Yeah. 506 00:28:24,955 --> 00:28:26,707 What can I do for you? 507 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,960 I had a couple ofquesfions. I was curious. 508 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,671 What do you do with the jackets people leave here? 509 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:33,964 We keep them. 510 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,132 You keep them? 511 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:39,094 In case they come back. You can look through it if you want. 512 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:43,098 No, that's cool. It would take too long to look through all that. 513 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:45,142 I'll pick up a new one. 514 00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,146 What was your other question? 515 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:51,356 Oh, my other question is 516 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:56,904 can I have your phone number so I can ask you out sometime? 517 00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:59,615 Do you have a pen? This one's out of ink. 518 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:00,949 Yeah. 519 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:16,465 Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy. My name is Mark Ratner. 520 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:19,676 I've gotta go. 521 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,905 Lisa, I have something to tell you. 522 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:44,284 Look, I'm a senior now. 523 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:47,788 I'm a single, successful guy. 524 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,625 And I've got to be fair to myself. 525 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:52,918 Lisa, 526 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,963 I think I need my freedom. 527 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,469 Oh, don't do that. 528 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,137 Please, please don't do that. 529 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:05,222 Brad! 530 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,307 Can you cover me on register two? 531 00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:08,558 Okay. 532 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,982 May I help you? Yes. 533 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,484 This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and... 534 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,568 I'd like my money back. 535 00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:19,695 Okay. 536 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:22,072 I believe you have to fill out a form. 537 00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:24,282 No. I'd like my money back now. 538 00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:28,328 I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way. I have to fill out a form. 539 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,831 Well, you ate most of it already so... 540 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,959 See that sign? It says "100% guaranteed." 541 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,752 You know what the meaning of guarantee is? 542 00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:36,837 Did they teach you that here? 543 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,131 Sir, if you'd just wait a minute. 544 00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:42,509 Look. Just put your little hand in the cash register 545 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:46,596 and give me my $2.75 back, please, Brad. 546 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:49,516 Sir, if you'd just give me a minute. I'll find the forms. 547 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,018 I'll take care of everything. 548 00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:54,062 I don't have a minute. You've made me late enough. 549 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,982 lam so tired of dealing with incompetence. 550 00:30:57,065 --> 00:31:00,402 It says 100% guaranteed, you moron! 551 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:04,656 Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kiok 100% of your ass. 552 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:08,160 Is there a problem here? Can I help you, sir? 553 00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:09,536 You bet you have a problem. 554 00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:12,706 Your employee used profanity and threatened me with violence. 555 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,708 I'm surprised. I eat here all the time 556 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,835 and usually have good service. 557 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,463 All I wanted was my money back on this breakfast. 558 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,131 It was a little under-cooked. 559 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:24,760 And he threatens me with violence. I'm gonna call your... 560 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,762 I can take care of it. 561 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:31,683 Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way? 562 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:38,106 He insulted me first. He called me a moron, Dennis. 563 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:41,943 Answer rne! Did you threaten this customer or use profanity? 564 00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:43,570 Yes. 565 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:45,072 You're fired. 566 00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:48,450 I'm very sorry, sir. I'll refund your money right now. 567 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:50,202 I hope you won't hold this against us. 568 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:52,996 You know how these young kids are these days. 569 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:55,499 Here we are. Perhaps another breakfast? 570 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,502 I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold! 571 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:08,261 The world's finest surfers showed up today 572 00:32:08,345 --> 00:32:09,888 to do battle with what's turned out to be 573 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:13,433 the biggest waves to hit this coast since 1946. 574 00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:16,478 Hello. I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. 575 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:19,981 His name, Jeff Spicoli. Jeff, congratulations. 576 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:21,483 Things looked rough out there today. 577 00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:26,113 I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle with some humongous waves. 578 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:31,034 Just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business." 579 00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:33,954 A lot of people expected Mark "Cutback" Davis, 580 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:37,124 or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard would take the honors this year. 581 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,376 Those guys are fags! 582 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:41,336 That's fantastic. Let me ask you. 583 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:43,547 When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life? 584 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:48,218 Stu, surfing's not a sport. It's a way of life. It's no hobby. 585 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:53,056 It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!" 586 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,725 Where'd you get this jacket? 587 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:59,729 From the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli? 588 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:03,441 Headed over to the Australian and then the Hawaiian Internationals. 589 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:08,238 Then rne and Mick are gonna wing on over to London and jam with the Stones. 590 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,449 You guys are invited, too. 591 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,368 Jeff! Jeff! 592 00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:18,081 Jeff, Dad says you have to get up. 593 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,917 Leave rne alone. Dad says you're gonna be late again, 594 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:22,127 you butthole! 595 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:23,503 Leave me alone! 596 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:26,298 Dad says you're gonna be late again, you booger! 597 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:28,884 Dad, Jeff threw his snorkel at me! 598 00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:35,307 We just want to say that we're not Spirit Bunnies anymore. 599 00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:38,977 We always hated that name. It bugged the heck out of Dina and me. 600 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,478 It's just such a put-down! 601 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,605 Really! 602 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:45,650 We know you've got a lot of spirit, everybody, right? 603 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:49,112 And we're gonna destroy Lincoln next week! All right! 604 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:56,620 You know, it takes a lot of courage to get up here 605 00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:59,456 and do something that you know people will make fun of. 606 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:00,999 Yeah. Man... 607 00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:05,295 I'm never gonna talk to those guys again. 608 00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:06,630 I'm the one who got Arnold and Dave 609 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,924 their jobs there in the first place. 610 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:12,219 If you'd apologize to Dennis, I'm sure he'd take you back. 611 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:15,889 Fuck Dennis Taylor! I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp. 612 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:21,394 I'm just glad we're still together 613 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:25,148 because a lot's happened, and I really need you this year. 614 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:30,320 Look, Brad, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you this. 615 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,450 We're almost out of school. It's our last year. 616 00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:40,413 And I think we owe it to ourselves to be free. 617 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:43,792 To go out with other people. 618 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:48,713 I still want to be friends. 619 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,425 What do I say to her once we get in the car? 620 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:56,888 No problem, Rat. What you need is my special five-point plan. 621 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,140 Come on, Damone, I need real help. 622 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:00,433 What do you mean? 623 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:04,396 Men have died trying to obtain this valuable information. 624 00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:06,606 But I'll give it to you for free. 625 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:09,025 What's your five-point plan? 626 00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:13,029 All right. Now, pay attention. 627 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:19,202 First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. 628 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:22,205 Oh, Debbie. Hi. 629 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:26,251 Two. You always call the shots. 630 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:29,212 Kiss me, you won't regret it. 631 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:34,759 Three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 632 00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:37,929 Isn't this great? 633 00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:39,597 Four 634 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,892 When ordering food, you find out what she wants 635 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,519 then order for the both of you. 636 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,146 It's a classy move. 637 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:49,065 Thelady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce, 638 00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,067 and a Coke with no ice. 639 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:53,153 And five. 640 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:55,905 Now, this is most important, Rat. 641 00:35:56,948 --> 00:36:00,660 When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, 642 00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:04,247 put on side one of Led Zeppelin I V. 643 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:16,301 This is a nice car. 644 00:36:16,384 --> 00:36:17,844 Yeah. It's my sister's. 645 00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,054 Yeah? 646 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,434 Do you have Mrs. George for English? 647 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:26,061 Yeah. She's pretty good. 648 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:28,146 Yeah, she is pretty good. 649 00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:37,530 Have you decided? 650 00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:39,991 Um, yeah. 651 00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:42,786 I'll have the knockwurst. 652 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:45,830 ExceHenL 653 00:36:46,289 --> 00:36:48,124 You work at Cinema Four, right? 654 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:51,336 That must be great. You get to see all those free movies. 655 00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:53,463 You get free popcorn. 656 00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:55,673 Are you okay? 657 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:56,883 Yeah, I'm fine. 658 00:36:57,842 --> 00:37:00,553 Would you mind if I excuse myself for a moment? 659 00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,180 Oh, no, go ahead. 660 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,432 Are you ready to order here? 661 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:09,437 She will have the knockwurst. 662 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:10,897 And you? 663 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:14,901 I'll have the same. 664 00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:16,152 Anything to drink? 665 00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:17,404 Coke. 666 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:18,571 Two Cokes. 667 00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:21,324 Okay. Thank you. 668 00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:24,244 I'll be right back. 669 00:37:24,327 --> 00:37:25,453 Okay. 670 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:33,503 Hello? Mike, it's Mark. 671 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,088 What happened to your date? 672 00:37:35,171 --> 00:37:36,506 MARK". It's happening right now. 673 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,258 Everything's fine except 674 00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:41,594 I left my wallet at home. 675 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:42,971 Why don't you go home and get it? 676 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:46,182 No, I can't! I'm here. The food's coming and everything. 677 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:50,228 Look, would you do me a favor? Just borrow your mom's oar. 678 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,606 Drive to my house, get my wallet and bring it here. 679 00:37:56,693 --> 00:37:58,111 Hello? Mike? 680 00:37:58,361 --> 00:37:59,487 Mike? 681 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:03,658 Geez, I'm really kind of busy, Rat. 682 00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:05,410 Just do me this one favor. 683 00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:08,580 I swear I won't ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other. 684 00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:10,457 But just please do this for me. 685 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:12,709 You owe me for this one. 686 00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:15,628 Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks. 687 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:17,922 Beaver, are you all right? 688 00:38:18,506 --> 00:38:19,883 What happened? 689 00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:30,894 Are you sure there's nothing else I oan bring you? 690 00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:32,687 Do you want another Coke? 691 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:35,231 Um, okay. 692 00:38:36,566 --> 00:38:39,277 Two more Cokes. 693 00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:41,905 Hey, Mark, is that you? 694 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,156 Yeah, hi. 695 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,240 You come here? 696 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,618 Yeah. I come for the strudel. It's great. 697 00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,995 Hey, listen, I found your wallet the other day. 698 00:38:49,078 --> 00:38:51,539 You want it back? Oh, wow! Yeah. 699 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:53,583 I was looking for this. 700 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,628 Oh, Mike, you don't know Stacy Hamilton. 701 00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:58,588 Stacy, this is Mike Damone. 702 00:38:58,671 --> 00:39:00,423 Hi. Hi. 703 00:39:00,673 --> 00:39:02,509 Nice to meet you. 704 00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,595 See you later. 705 00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:08,473 Right. Gotta be going. See you later. 706 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:15,230 You wanna go? Yeah. 707 00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:30,203 I had a really nice time tonight. 708 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,454 Me, too. 709 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,999 I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck. 710 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,835 Ineverthcught it would've happened at such a fancy place. 711 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:40,838 I know. You want to come in for a sec? 712 00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:45,426 Okay, sure. Good. 713 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,102 Where's your brother? 714 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,895 He's out tonight with some friends. 715 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,021 Can I get you something to drink? 716 00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:58,898 No, that's okay. 717 00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:02,902 Oh. Well, would you mind iflchange? 718 00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:05,196 No. 719 00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:08,992 Okay. Could you get this for me? It always sticks. 720 00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:17,542 Thanks. 721 00:40:25,341 --> 00:40:27,093 Where are your parents? 722 00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:30,513 My parents are out of town for the weekend. 723 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:33,057 Brad and I are watching the house. 724 00:40:34,058 --> 00:40:35,602 This is a really nice picture of you. 725 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:36,769 Thanks. 726 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:39,105 You can come in my room if you want. 727 00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,492 So, what do you want to do? 728 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:53,536 I don't know. 729 00:40:54,203 --> 00:40:55,371 Um... 730 00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:57,957 You want to look at a photo album? 731 00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:01,377 I keep a lot of pictures from when I grew up and stuff. 732 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:02,462 It's kind of stupid, huh? 733 00:41:02,545 --> 00:41:03,630 Sure. Yeah. 734 00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:05,381 Yeah? Great. 735 00:41:09,385 --> 00:41:10,803 Photographs. 736 00:41:13,181 --> 00:41:14,724 This is the one that Brad took. 737 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:17,894 It's like double-image type thing, you know. It's like a mirror. 738 00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:20,188 This is me being stupid. 739 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:25,068 And this is my dog Gypsy, and my cat Tullio. 740 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,111 They're dead now. 741 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:29,072 Remember him? Mr. Degan? 742 00:41:29,947 --> 00:41:31,366 You had Began'? 743 00:41:31,407 --> 00:41:33,493 He always wore the same suit! The same suit! 744 00:41:33,576 --> 00:41:35,036 He must've had 500 of those suits. 745 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:36,371 He was terrible! 746 00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:38,414 No, I think it was one. 747 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:44,379 So you go out there and you get one, too 748 00:41:44,962 --> 00:41:46,964 Love rules 749 00:41:49,008 --> 00:41:51,969 Love rules 750 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,432 Love rules 751 00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:01,562 Yeah, love rules 752 00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,026 You know, I just thought of something. 753 00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:08,611 What? 754 00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:12,573 My sister is crazy when it comes to her car. 755 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,867 It's gotta be back by 11:00. VVant to call her? 756 00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:18,663 No.Look,LH She gets crazy. 757 00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:22,333 Her car is her baby. I better be going. 758 00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,918 Really? I'll call you. 759 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:26,462 Well, I'll see you in class. Okay? 760 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,673 Bye. 761 00:42:28,756 --> 00:42:30,383 Love rules 762 00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:56,868 Mark Ratner doesn't like me. 763 00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:59,120 Mark Ratner doesn't like you? You're crazy! 764 00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:02,081 No, he shows absolutely no interest in me. 765 00:43:02,331 --> 00:43:06,502 Mark Ratner is definitely somebody you'd have to make the first move with. 766 00:43:06,586 --> 00:43:10,339 Linda, I did. I made the first move, I made the second move. 767 00:43:10,673 --> 00:43:13,259 I made a complete jerk out of myself, is what I did. 768 00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:15,178 What do you care about Mark Ratner for? 769 00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:18,014 He's a 16-year-old usher in the movie theater. 770 00:43:18,389 --> 00:43:22,518 You have dated older guys. You work at the best food stand in the mall. 771 00:43:22,602 --> 00:43:25,563 And you are a close personal friend of mine. 772 00:43:27,106 --> 00:43:30,693 Yeah. But I was really beginning to like him. 773 00:43:32,028 --> 00:43:35,656 Yeah? If that's true, you better find somebody else fast. 774 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:46,542 Seen the new Playboy? 775 00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:47,794 Good? 776 00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:50,171 Bo Derek's tits. 777 00:43:50,254 --> 00:43:51,506 All right. 778 00:43:52,381 --> 00:43:54,175 I like sex. 779 00:43:57,553 --> 00:44:00,598 People on ludes should not drive. 780 00:44:08,397 --> 00:44:10,608 Hey, this is my brother's car. 781 00:44:11,776 --> 00:44:12,944 You said he was out of town. 782 00:44:13,027 --> 00:44:14,153 And he is. 783 00:44:14,237 --> 00:44:16,614 All right. Then don't hassle it. 784 00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:34,590 You're crazy, Spicoli! That light was red! 785 00:44:34,674 --> 00:44:37,009 It was yellow a minute ago. I'm sure. 786 00:44:37,093 --> 00:44:39,178 Hey, you're gonna scratch my brother's car. 787 00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:42,682 No, I'm not. 788 00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:46,310 Look, I'm driving. You navigate. 789 00:44:48,062 --> 00:44:50,606 Where is this party? 790 00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:54,026 Make a right, right here. Here! Here! Here! 791 00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:14,297 My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! 792 00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:18,009 He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill rne. He's gonna kill us! 793 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:21,345 Hey, man, just be glad I had fast reflexes. 794 00:45:21,429 --> 00:45:23,055 My brother's gonna shit! 795 00:45:23,139 --> 00:45:24,557 Make up your mind, dude. 796 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,601 Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? 797 00:45:26,684 --> 00:45:29,979 First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! 798 00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:32,732 Relax, all right? 799 00:45:32,815 --> 00:45:35,651 My old man is a television repairman. 800 00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:40,156 He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it! 801 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,950 You can't fix this car, Spicoli! 802 00:45:46,954 --> 00:45:48,289 I can fix it. 803 00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:49,498 Ha. 804 00:45:58,841 --> 00:46:00,509 Hey! 805 00:46:10,686 --> 00:46:13,230 I'm giving you $50. No,no,no! 806 00:46:13,314 --> 00:46:16,275 That means if you win, I give you $25. 807 00:46:16,359 --> 00:46:18,361 If I Win, you give me $5. 808 00:46:19,111 --> 00:46:21,614 You can't lose. All right. 809 00:46:21,697 --> 00:46:23,407 I'll put you down for $5. 810 00:46:23,491 --> 00:46:26,494 Now, don't forget about the 14-point spread. 811 00:46:28,037 --> 00:46:30,164 Fourteen-point... 812 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:36,045 I don't believe those guys at Lincoln did this to Jefferson's oar! 813 00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:39,924 They totaled it. I can't believe it. 814 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:46,305 Jefferson's gonna really make Lincoln pay for this. 815 00:46:46,389 --> 00:46:49,266 That guy's gonna totally destroy them. 816 00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:51,435 Annihilate. You know what I mean? 817 00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:57,274 Shit, he is pissed off. 818 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:18,921 They may well mean what they say about you 819 00:47:19,005 --> 00:47:22,425 You might wander back to future friends 820 00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:26,637 You may want someone just to talk to 821 00:47:28,764 --> 00:47:32,643 Come too close and take you by the hand 822 00:47:33,269 --> 00:47:38,190 'Cause now you see there's more to life than what we lovers do 823 00:47:39,442 --> 00:47:42,153 Oh, shit! Hut. Hut. 824 00:47:50,119 --> 00:47:54,123 Brought down again by 33, Charles Jefferson. 825 00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:57,960 Hit by Jefferson. Crunched by Jefferson. 826 00:47:58,044 --> 00:48:02,757 Man! Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson. 827 00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:05,468 Jefferson. 828 00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:07,887 Stretcher! 829 00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:14,268 Again by Jefferson. 830 00:48:21,776 --> 00:48:25,821 Five, four, three, two, one! 831 00:48:30,659 --> 00:48:32,912 There's nothing to eat here. What do you mean? 832 00:48:32,995 --> 00:48:34,497 Take a look. There's nothing I can eat. 833 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:35,831 Get a trout dog. 834 00:48:35,915 --> 00:48:38,334 Forget it. Do you have any fish here that isn't breaded? 835 00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:40,336 It's all prepared the same way. 836 00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:41,462 Get a whaler. 837 00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:43,547 Or a clamwich. 838 00:48:43,631 --> 00:48:46,050 Ever hear the word blemish? VVant me to eat something deep fried? 839 00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:47,218 Let's get out of here. 840 00:48:47,301 --> 00:48:48,469 Let's go. 841 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:53,641 Thank you. Come again, and have a nice day. 842 00:48:56,852 --> 00:48:58,938 I sent a letter to Doug today. 843 00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:00,314 Can't wait until he gets out here. 844 00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:02,274 What's Doug doing in Chicago? 845 00:49:02,358 --> 00:49:04,902 He works for the airline. You'll meet him. 846 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,363 Oh, Linda, you have to do this. 847 00:49:07,446 --> 00:49:08,489 What? 848 00:49:08,572 --> 00:49:09,990 "Rate Your Mate." 849 00:49:10,074 --> 00:49:11,534 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 850 00:49:11,617 --> 00:49:14,078 Let me test Doug. Okay. 851 00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:16,497 "Most satisfactory love making occurs, 852 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,499 "A, when your mate climaxes first. 853 00:49:18,582 --> 00:49:22,128 "B, when you climax first. C, you and your mate climax together?" 854 00:49:22,211 --> 00:49:24,004 Climax together. 855 00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:26,757 This is gonna be great, Rat. 856 00:49:27,383 --> 00:49:29,468 It's like the highlight of their day. 857 00:49:29,552 --> 00:49:30,678 Maybe we ought to call first. 858 00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:32,179 I don't know about dropping in like this. 859 00:49:32,263 --> 00:49:34,640 Are you kidding? We're gonna surprise them. 860 00:49:34,723 --> 00:49:36,976 Just fix your collar, all right? 861 00:49:37,059 --> 00:49:40,563 Relax. Just be cool. Attitude, remember? 862 00:49:40,688 --> 00:49:41,897 Where'd you get that, out of the hamper? 863 00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:43,607 Hey, this is clean. 864 00:49:43,691 --> 00:49:45,317 Look, friend, it's like riding a bike. 865 00:49:45,401 --> 00:49:46,944 You fall off, you get right back on. 866 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,238 You mess up a date, do it again! 867 00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,908 Do you always climax with Doug? Yes. 868 00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:58,831 I think so. He's no high school boy. 869 00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:01,917 DAMONEI Hey! 870 00:50:02,001 --> 00:50:04,211 Came over to help you with your math homework. 871 00:50:04,295 --> 00:50:06,797 You could use it on such a hot day. 872 00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:10,676 Don't worry. They're gonna let us in. 873 00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:12,928 Okay. 874 00:50:18,434 --> 00:50:21,729 Promise you're going to leave as soon as my mother gets home. 875 00:50:21,812 --> 00:50:23,063 Okay. 876 00:50:23,230 --> 00:50:25,858 Linda, this is Mike and Mark. 877 00:50:25,941 --> 00:50:27,610 Hi, how you doing? Good. 878 00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:31,280 The water looks great. Check it out. Yeah. 879 00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:36,493 Looks fine. Wait. 880 00:50:38,662 --> 00:50:41,165 Very funny! Very funny! 881 00:50:49,006 --> 00:50:50,090 Lin, come in! 882 00:50:50,174 --> 00:50:51,467 I'll judge your dive. 883 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,136 I used to be a champion, you know. 884 00:51:06,315 --> 00:51:08,234 Does Mom know you have company? 885 00:51:08,317 --> 00:51:10,319 It's just Mark and Mike from school. 886 00:51:10,402 --> 00:51:12,780 Hi. How you doing? 887 00:51:12,863 --> 00:51:14,823 Hi, Linda. Hi, Brad. 888 00:51:18,202 --> 00:51:22,539 Could you keep it down? I have work to do inside. 889 00:51:22,623 --> 00:51:24,250 Okay. 890 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,919 Who's his tailor? 891 00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:29,797 God, he hardly talks anymore. 892 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,925 Yeah, I know. He hates wearing a uniform. 893 00:51:33,008 --> 00:51:36,053 Rat, show them how you can stand up underwater. 894 00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:37,221 Come on. 895 00:51:40,766 --> 00:51:43,269 What are you doing? Watch out, Rat! 896 00:51:43,352 --> 00:51:45,271 Leave me alone! 897 00:51:45,354 --> 00:51:47,898 All right, Damone, you're gonna get it. 898 00:52:03,539 --> 00:52:06,166 Hi, Brad. 899 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:09,044 You know how cute I always thought you were. 900 00:52:47,082 --> 00:52:50,294 Stacy, do you have Q-tips? I've got water in my ears. 901 00:52:50,377 --> 00:52:52,796 I don't know. Check in the house. 902 00:52:58,427 --> 00:53:00,971 Wait. Just a minute. 903 00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:08,354 Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore? 904 00:53:22,910 --> 00:53:26,914 In 1898, Spain owned Cuba outright. 905 00:53:26,997 --> 00:53:28,457 Think about it. 906 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:33,212 Cuba owned by a disorganized parliament 4,000 miles away. 907 00:53:33,462 --> 00:53:36,632 Cubans were in a constant... 908 00:53:40,761 --> 00:53:43,430 Cubans were in a constant state of revolt. 909 00:53:43,514 --> 00:53:45,265 In 1904, 910 00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:49,478 the United States decided to throw a little weight around... 911 00:53:52,439 --> 00:53:53,565 Who is it? 912 00:53:53,649 --> 00:53:54,858 Mr. Pizza Guy. 913 00:53:54,942 --> 00:53:55,901 Again? 914 00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:57,319 Mr. Pizza Guy, sir. 915 00:54:03,075 --> 00:54:05,411 Who ordered the double cheese and sausage? 916 00:54:05,494 --> 00:54:06,620 Right here, dude. 917 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,672 Foryou,dude. 918 00:54:24,847 --> 00:54:28,809 Am I hallucinating? What in the hell do you think you're doing? 919 00:54:28,892 --> 00:54:31,311 Learning about Cuba and having some food. 920 00:54:31,395 --> 00:54:33,814 Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground. 921 00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:36,859 You're causing a major disturbance on my time. 922 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:40,487 I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. 923 00:54:40,571 --> 00:54:44,867 If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time? 924 00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:48,704 There's nothing wrong with a feast on "our" time. 925 00:54:48,787 --> 00:54:53,208 You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. 926 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,254 Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. 927 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,881 But it is my class. 928 00:54:58,964 --> 00:55:02,718 Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front! 929 00:55:02,926 --> 00:55:05,679 Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. 930 00:55:05,762 --> 00:55:08,849 Be my guest. Help yourselves. 931 00:55:10,017 --> 00:55:11,351 Get a good one. 932 00:55:18,734 --> 00:55:20,736 Mike? Mike? Hi. 933 00:55:20,819 --> 00:55:22,154 Hi. How you doing? 934 00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:23,655 Good. How are you? 935 00:55:23,739 --> 00:55:27,034 I hate walking. I have to walk every day. It's such a drag. 936 00:55:27,117 --> 00:55:29,286 Why don't you get a ride with somebody? 937 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:32,581 Sometimes I ride with my brother, but he works mornings. 938 00:55:32,664 --> 00:55:34,124 Then he drives himself to school. 939 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:35,709 What a guy. 940 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:40,172 Listen, Mark Ratner really likes you. 941 00:55:40,589 --> 00:55:42,132 Do you like him? 942 00:55:42,216 --> 00:55:43,800 Mark is really nice. 943 00:55:45,302 --> 00:55:47,095 But I think I like you. 944 00:55:58,357 --> 00:56:02,319 Well, this is me. 945 00:56:03,445 --> 00:56:04,821 Do you have any iced tea? 946 00:56:04,905 --> 00:56:06,114 Yeah, sure. 947 00:56:06,198 --> 00:56:08,158 Come on in. 948 00:56:11,078 --> 00:56:13,705 The annuals are coming out pretty soon. 949 00:56:13,789 --> 00:56:15,541 You gonna get one? 950 00:56:15,624 --> 00:56:17,042 I don't know. 951 00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,710 Oh, come on. 952 00:56:19,628 --> 00:56:22,422 Aren't you curious to see how your picture turned out? 953 00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:24,007 I know what I look like. 954 00:56:24,091 --> 00:56:25,551 I know. 955 00:56:25,634 --> 00:56:28,387 But it's nice to have pictures of your friends and stuff. 956 00:56:28,470 --> 00:56:31,348 I don't know. Maybe. It's no big deal. 957 00:56:31,932 --> 00:56:34,268 I probably will. 958 00:56:34,768 --> 00:56:36,687 Must be nice having a pool. 959 00:56:36,770 --> 00:56:37,896 You want to go swimming? 960 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:38,981 Yeah, sure. 961 00:56:39,106 --> 00:56:42,067 I'm going to go change, okay? Yeah. 962 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:43,485 Okay, great. 963 00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:55,956 This is great iced tea. 964 00:56:59,668 --> 00:57:01,211 Come on. Huh? 965 00:57:01,295 --> 00:57:03,672 Brad keeps his stuff in the change room. 966 00:57:15,601 --> 00:57:17,519 This is nice. Yeah? 967 00:57:17,603 --> 00:57:19,605 Yeah. 968 00:57:19,688 --> 00:57:20,981 These'll fit you. 969 00:57:34,411 --> 00:57:35,704 You're really a good kisser. 970 00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:37,581 Yeah? 971 00:57:37,664 --> 00:57:39,166 So are you. 972 00:57:47,132 --> 00:57:49,468 You want to take off your clothes, Mike? 973 00:57:49,551 --> 00:57:51,053 You first. 974 00:57:52,512 --> 00:57:54,348 Both of us at the same time. 975 00:57:56,642 --> 00:57:57,893 Okay. 976 00:58:01,146 --> 00:58:05,233 She's gonna be somebody's only light 977 00:58:05,317 --> 00:58:07,778 Gonna shine tonight 978 00:58:07,861 --> 00:58:09,321 Yeah 979 00:58:09,404 --> 00:58:15,160 She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight 980 00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:20,290 I try to shut my eyes but I can't get her out of my sight 981 00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:28,757 I know I'm gonna know it but I gotta get over my fright 982 00:58:31,885 --> 00:58:34,513 Wait. I'm just gonna walk up to her 983 00:58:34,596 --> 00:58:36,682 I'm gonna talk to her tonight 984 00:58:36,765 --> 00:58:38,433 Mike! Mike! 985 00:58:43,021 --> 00:58:44,606 Are you okay? 986 00:58:46,191 --> 00:58:50,028 I think I came. Didn't you feel it? 987 00:58:50,862 --> 00:58:52,864 Yeah. I guess I did. 988 00:58:55,742 --> 00:58:58,245 I gotta go, Stacy. 989 00:58:58,328 --> 00:59:00,247 I've really gotta go. 990 00:59:14,970 --> 00:59:16,304 See ya. 991 00:59:16,388 --> 00:59:17,514 Bye. 992 00:59:19,266 --> 00:59:22,227 Linda, how long does Doug take? 993 00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:23,687 Doug takes forever. 994 00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:25,147 Come on. 995 00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:28,275 He takes 20 to 30 minutes. 996 00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:31,820 I thought you said he took 30 to 40 minutes. 997 00:59:32,529 --> 00:59:35,949 That's right. I'm sorry. I meant 30 to 40 minutes. 998 00:59:36,032 --> 00:59:38,118 Why? How long did Damone take? 999 00:59:38,201 --> 00:59:42,456 Damone took 15 to 20 minutes. 1000 00:59:43,665 --> 00:59:46,877 That's not bad for a high school boy. 1001 00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:53,091 Raised on the radio 1002 00:59:53,175 --> 00:59:55,761 Yeah, I was raised on the radio 1003 00:59:55,844 --> 00:59:59,139 Just like an all-American boy 1004 00:59:59,222 --> 01:00:01,808 Mike! Hi! Hi. 1005 01:00:02,017 --> 01:00:04,561 God, I haven't seen you for a while. Yeah. 1006 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:07,272 Kind of in a hurry. Got stuff I gotta do. 1007 01:00:07,355 --> 01:00:08,732 I'm in a hurry, too. 1008 01:00:08,815 --> 01:00:10,525 I just thought I'd say hi to you. 1009 01:00:10,609 --> 01:00:11,860 Hi. 1010 01:00:15,614 --> 01:00:18,033 Hamilton, I'll take over the fryer for a while. 1011 01:00:18,116 --> 01:00:20,660 Those boys at IBM ordered a stack of those Catoh-of-the-Day boxes. 1012 01:00:20,744 --> 01:00:23,830 I told them you would personally deliver them within the hour. 1013 01:00:23,914 --> 01:00:25,248 Aye, aye, sir. 1014 01:00:34,591 --> 01:00:37,427 Hamilton, come over here. 1015 01:00:39,846 --> 01:00:41,640 What are you doing? 1016 01:00:41,723 --> 01:00:42,849 I'm changing. 1017 01:00:42,933 --> 01:00:45,310 You took off your Captain Hook uniform. 1018 01:00:45,393 --> 01:00:49,105 I thought I'd put my street clothes on for the drive to IBM. 1019 01:00:49,189 --> 01:00:51,399 The uniform's uncomfortable. 1020 01:00:51,525 --> 01:00:55,570 You're going there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. 1021 01:00:55,654 --> 01:00:57,989 Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform. 1022 01:00:58,073 --> 01:00:59,324 You know that. 1023 01:00:59,407 --> 01:01:01,493 You want me to put the stuff back on? 1024 01:01:01,576 --> 01:01:04,204 Yes, I do. Show a little pride. 1025 01:01:04,913 --> 01:01:06,581 Aye, aye, sir. 1026 01:01:13,171 --> 01:01:17,175 Talk on the phone Call up the coast 1027 01:01:17,259 --> 01:01:21,221 Call it collect Dial direct 1028 01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:26,268 Reverse the charges If they accept they're home 1029 01:01:27,978 --> 01:01:32,941 Or you can go overseas Speak Japanese 1030 01:01:33,441 --> 01:01:37,529 Buy a new Sony They make great TVs 1031 01:01:37,612 --> 01:01:42,492 Do the Watusi Watch I Love Lucy, too 1032 01:02:01,303 --> 01:02:03,763 But don't let nobody 1033 01:02:03,847 --> 01:02:07,726 Tell you that there's nothing to do 1034 01:02:07,976 --> 01:02:11,897 Well, well, well, well Don't let nobody 1035 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:15,734 Tell you that there's nothing to do 1036 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,990 Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot? 1037 01:02:22,365 --> 01:02:26,369 Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen? 1038 01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,955 That's kid stuff. Kid stuff? 1039 01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:33,960 How about the tunes? I want you to want me. 1040 01:02:34,044 --> 01:02:37,130 The dream police 1041 01:02:37,213 --> 01:02:40,175 Your mama's all right Your daddy's all right 1042 01:02:40,258 --> 01:02:42,761 They just seem a little bit weird 1043 01:02:42,844 --> 01:02:44,554 Mike? Mike? 1044 01:02:44,638 --> 01:02:47,182 Can I talk to you for a sec? 1045 01:02:47,265 --> 01:02:51,895 Stacy, I'm doing business. Call me tonight, all right? 1046 01:02:52,312 --> 01:02:56,024 No. I've gotta talk to you now. Okay? 1047 01:02:58,944 --> 01:03:00,445 Don't go away. 1048 01:03:01,071 --> 01:03:02,572 Look at them. 1049 01:03:05,033 --> 01:03:08,578 I hope this is important because I could be blowing a big deal. 1050 01:03:08,662 --> 01:03:10,372 Mike, I just... 1051 01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:14,709 I just want you to know that I'm pregnant. 1052 01:03:17,587 --> 01:03:20,048 How do you know it's mine? We only did it once. 1053 01:03:20,131 --> 01:03:22,968 I haven't been with anybody else. I know it's yours. 1054 01:03:23,051 --> 01:03:25,345 Jesus! It was your idea. 1055 01:03:25,428 --> 01:03:28,431 You wanted to do it. You wanted it more than I did! 1056 01:03:28,515 --> 01:03:30,809 No. Take that back. 1057 01:03:33,061 --> 01:03:35,814 All right. I take it back. 1058 01:03:38,775 --> 01:03:41,653 Look, we gotta do something about it. I mean... 1059 01:03:42,404 --> 01:03:44,155 We gotta get an abortion. 1060 01:03:44,406 --> 01:03:46,825 My brother Art got his girlfriend one once. 1061 01:03:46,908 --> 01:03:48,910 It's simple. It's no big deal. 1062 01:03:49,202 --> 01:03:52,455 Yeah. I got that planned. 1063 01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:56,626 It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic. 1064 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:59,504 Doesn't sound free to me. 1065 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,632 I suppose you want me to pay for it. 1066 01:04:02,716 --> 01:04:06,386 Half, okay? And a ride to the clinic. 1067 01:04:06,511 --> 01:04:08,847 $75 and a ride. 1068 01:04:10,974 --> 01:04:12,559 Okay. 1069 01:04:12,767 --> 01:04:14,602 Okay. Thanks. 1070 01:04:18,148 --> 01:04:19,649 Thank you. 1071 01:04:20,734 --> 01:04:22,652 God. 1072 01:04:25,113 --> 01:04:28,283 Rick, I need that $50 you owe me. 1073 01:04:28,366 --> 01:04:29,617 Don't have it. 1074 01:04:29,701 --> 01:04:32,037 I know times are tight, but I really need it. 1075 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,538 Don't have it now. 1076 01:04:33,621 --> 01:04:36,541 When you needed the tickets, I got them for you. 1077 01:04:36,624 --> 01:04:39,002 So close to stage you probably scared the band. 1078 01:04:39,085 --> 01:04:41,421 I'm not the Bank of America. 1079 01:04:41,504 --> 01:04:44,716 I know you're not the Bank of America, but I need my $50. 1080 01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:46,009 How about Thursday? 1081 01:04:46,092 --> 01:04:48,178 Thursday's too late. I need it tonight. 1082 01:04:48,470 --> 01:04:51,014 Can't give you what I don't have. 1083 01:04:51,765 --> 01:04:55,852 Just forget about it. I'll get it from you Thursday, okay? 1084 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:58,229 All right. See you. 1085 01:05:04,194 --> 01:05:06,696 Flowers 1086 01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:09,866 And the vine 1087 01:05:10,283 --> 01:05:12,577 Take me 1088 01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:16,164 Sleeping angel 1089 01:05:16,372 --> 01:05:21,336 Catch me when you can 1090 01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:25,090 Real love affairs 1091 01:05:25,173 --> 01:05:29,177 Are heavy spells for a woman 1092 01:05:29,469 --> 01:05:31,971 And a man 1093 01:05:33,014 --> 01:05:34,724 Is Mike there? This is Stacy. 1094 01:05:34,808 --> 01:05:36,684 Hold on, please. 1095 01:05:37,644 --> 01:05:41,022 Stacy, he says he's helping his father in the garage. 1096 01:05:41,106 --> 01:05:43,191 He'll call you later. 1097 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:47,028 Brad! 1098 01:05:47,112 --> 01:05:49,489 Wait a second. 1099 01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:55,328 Yeah, this is it. We're just going bowling. 1100 01:05:55,411 --> 01:05:57,330 Okay. Thanks a lot. 1101 01:05:57,413 --> 01:05:59,415 See you later. Okay. 1102 01:06:14,222 --> 01:06:16,266 How we doing in here? Debbie, you ready to leave? 1103 01:06:16,349 --> 01:06:18,560 Yes. Thank you. 1104 01:06:18,852 --> 01:06:22,230 Stacy, I can't let you go unless you have a ride home. 1105 01:06:22,438 --> 01:06:26,067 Oh. I told my boyfriend to meet me downstairs. 1106 01:06:26,442 --> 01:06:28,027 Okay. 1107 01:06:28,153 --> 01:06:30,155 Thanks. 1108 01:06:38,663 --> 01:06:40,206 Brad. 1109 01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:47,255 Since when do you go bowling anyway? 1110 01:06:47,589 --> 01:06:50,133 Okay, Brad. Please don't tell Mom and Dad. 1111 01:06:50,216 --> 01:06:53,469 Come On! Who did it? 1112 01:06:57,932 --> 01:07:00,351 No. You're not gonna tell me, are you? 1113 01:07:04,105 --> 01:07:07,901 Okay. It'll just be your secret. 1114 01:07:08,484 --> 01:07:09,736 Okay. 1115 01:07:09,819 --> 01:07:11,404 You all right? 1116 01:07:11,487 --> 01:07:12,614 Yeah. 1117 01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:14,616 Come on. 1118 01:07:17,202 --> 01:07:18,328 You hungry? 1119 01:07:18,411 --> 01:07:19,495 Yeah. 1120 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:27,378 I told you to tell Mike to pay for it. Why didn't you tell him? 1121 01:07:27,462 --> 01:07:29,797 Linda, he didn't show up. 1122 01:07:29,881 --> 01:07:31,633 That little prick! 1123 01:07:32,133 --> 01:07:33,927 I called his house. 1124 01:07:34,469 --> 01:07:39,057 His mother told me he was in the garage helping his father. 1125 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:41,935 Mike Damone's a no-brain little prick, Stacy. 1126 01:07:42,018 --> 01:07:44,229 I'm not gonna let him get away with this. 1127 01:07:44,312 --> 01:07:47,523 Linda, please don't do anything. 1128 01:07:47,774 --> 01:07:49,567 I don't even like the guy. 1129 01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:53,029 Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick! 1130 01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:05,166 I can't explain the way I feel 1131 01:08:06,501 --> 01:08:10,672 Each time I get behind the wheel 1132 01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:16,719 A rush of blood comes after power surges 1133 01:08:17,178 --> 01:08:21,975 And my right foot urge is about to burst 1134 01:08:23,101 --> 01:08:25,311 Hi, Mikey! 1135 01:08:37,991 --> 01:08:39,826 Hi, Damone. 1136 01:08:51,713 --> 01:08:54,507 Damone, what went on between you and Stacy? 1137 01:08:54,590 --> 01:08:58,678 Let me tell you something. Sometimes girls go haywire. 1138 01:08:58,761 --> 01:09:00,221 It happened a month ago. 1139 01:09:00,305 --> 01:09:03,141 I've been trying to think of a way to tell you since. 1140 01:09:03,224 --> 01:09:07,687 We were out messing around, and something happened. 1141 01:09:07,770 --> 01:09:10,898 It's over. It's no big deal. 1142 01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:13,609 Inevereven called her again. 1143 01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:19,157 If you ask me, she's a very aggressive girl. 1144 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:20,325 Do you understand? 1145 01:09:20,408 --> 01:09:21,951 No, I don't understand. 1146 01:09:22,035 --> 01:09:23,995 She never really was your girlfriend, Rat. 1147 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:25,788 Fuck you, Damone! 1148 01:09:26,414 --> 01:09:28,833 There are a lot of girls out there, 1149 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:30,376 and you have to mess around with Stacy? 1150 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:33,004 What do you gotta prove, anyway? 1151 01:09:35,131 --> 01:09:36,466 I'm sorry. 1152 01:09:36,549 --> 01:09:38,509 I always stick up for you. 1153 01:09:38,593 --> 01:09:41,721 Whenever people say, "That Damone, he's a loudmouth," 1154 01:09:41,804 --> 01:09:43,056 and they say that a lot, 1155 01:09:43,139 --> 01:09:45,683 I always say, "Hey, you just don't know Damone." 1156 01:09:45,767 --> 01:09:47,435 When they call you an idiot, 1157 01:09:47,518 --> 01:09:50,355 I say, "Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him." 1158 01:09:50,438 --> 01:09:53,316 You know, maybe they do know you pretty good. 1159 01:09:54,525 --> 01:09:56,652 Maybe I'm just finding out now. 1160 01:09:56,736 --> 01:09:58,654 Get lost. 1161 01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:04,369 You want to do something about it, Rat? 1162 01:10:04,452 --> 01:10:06,746 You want to do something about it? Come on. 1163 01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:09,082 Come on, you wuss! Okay. Let's go, man. 1164 01:10:09,165 --> 01:10:10,792 I'll break your fucking head off. 1165 01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:11,918 Do something, man! 1166 01:10:12,001 --> 01:10:13,044 A big talker, man! 1167 01:10:13,127 --> 01:10:15,380 Knock this crap off! 1168 01:10:15,463 --> 01:10:17,799 Take it somewhere else. 1169 01:10:17,882 --> 01:10:19,884 Not in my gym, buddy- 1170 01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:28,643 Shit. 1171 01:10:31,562 --> 01:10:36,025 VVoke up in a great mood. I don't know what the hell happened. 1172 01:10:38,569 --> 01:10:41,114 Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. 1173 01:10:41,197 --> 01:10:46,369 Today we're going to explore how this hospital preserves human life. 1174 01:10:46,452 --> 01:10:51,082 We'll be visiting every floor, every level where these fine doctors and nurses 1175 01:10:51,165 --> 01:10:54,836 take care of us in life and in death. 1176 01:11:02,552 --> 01:11:05,847 Over 30 children are delivered here each day. 1177 01:11:05,930 --> 01:11:08,182 Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station. 1178 01:11:08,266 --> 01:11:09,642 Good morning, Doctor. 1179 01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:11,018 Hi. 1180 01:11:11,185 --> 01:11:13,104 Class, this is Dr. Miller. 1181 01:11:13,187 --> 01:11:15,898 He'll be joining us for the last part of our tour today. 1182 01:11:15,982 --> 01:11:18,109 Hi. If you guys will follow me, please. 1183 01:11:21,696 --> 01:11:23,990 I'd like to ask you one last time. 1184 01:11:24,073 --> 01:11:27,827 Conduct yourselves with the utmost maturity. 1185 01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:34,292 You in my class? 1186 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,585 I am today. 1187 01:11:44,677 --> 01:11:45,720 Yes, Greg? 1188 01:11:45,803 --> 01:11:47,180 Who are these guys? 1189 01:11:47,263 --> 01:11:48,973 Most of them are derelicts. 1190 01:11:49,056 --> 01:11:51,976 They sold their bodies to medicine for money. 1191 01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:55,480 About $30, I think? Twenty-five. 1192 01:11:56,022 --> 01:11:57,523 Righteous bucks! 1193 01:11:57,607 --> 01:12:00,651 This gentleman is named Arthur. 1194 01:12:00,735 --> 01:12:04,197 Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure. 1195 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,658 We are fortunate enoughtoday to view his body 1196 01:12:07,742 --> 01:12:10,244 in its pristine state. 1197 01:12:14,415 --> 01:12:17,001 Here an incision has been made. 1198 01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:19,504 The ribs have been sawed off, 1199 01:12:19,587 --> 01:12:23,841 allowing us to remove the breastplate 1200 01:12:23,925 --> 01:12:28,679 and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state. 1201 01:12:28,763 --> 01:12:31,349 Here we have the human lungs. 1202 01:12:31,432 --> 01:12:34,477 And here is the human heart which, you can see, 1203 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,939 is actually located in the center of your chest. 1204 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,609 Oh! Gnarly! 1205 01:12:52,537 --> 01:12:54,038 Are you okay? 1206 01:12:54,121 --> 01:12:56,040 Yeah. I'm fine. 1207 01:12:56,123 --> 01:12:58,376 I just made a jerk out of myself. 1208 01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:00,127 No, you didn't. 1209 01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:02,255 Can't go back in there. 1210 01:13:02,338 --> 01:13:06,175 Sure. VVe'll wait until they come out, and then we'll blend in. 1211 01:13:07,134 --> 01:13:09,303 Here they come. 1212 01:13:09,804 --> 01:13:11,430 You're so nice. 1213 01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:42,461 I don't know I don't know which way I should go 1214 01:13:42,545 --> 01:13:44,505 I don't know 1215 01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:47,967 I don't know 1216 01:13:52,888 --> 01:13:56,267 I don't know, I don't know if I'm high or I'm low 1217 01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:58,352 I don't know 1218 01:13:59,979 --> 01:14:03,274 I don't know, I don't know if I'm high or I'm low 1219 01:14:03,357 --> 01:14:05,359 I don't know 1220 01:14:06,861 --> 01:14:08,821 I don't know 1221 01:14:26,839 --> 01:14:28,841 I don't know 1222 01:14:35,598 --> 01:14:39,143 You should be coming on pretty soon, dude. How muoh did you smoke? 1223 01:14:39,226 --> 01:14:42,605 This'll be a little demonstration of that. 1224 01:14:42,688 --> 01:14:44,607 Listen up. 1225 01:14:46,776 --> 01:14:49,070 What was that? That was my skull. 1226 01:14:49,737 --> 01:14:51,822 I'm so wasted! 1227 01:14:53,115 --> 01:14:56,243 Oh, man! What is this stuff? 1228 01:14:57,828 --> 01:14:59,914 Doesn't that stuff cause brain damage? 1229 01:14:59,997 --> 01:15:01,832 Only if you take it every day for a month. 1230 01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,125 Bitching! 1231 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:07,088 Dude, I'll pick you up in the van and go to the dance. 1232 01:15:07,171 --> 01:15:08,714 Later. 1233 01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:11,217 Jeff, you have company. 1234 01:15:11,592 --> 01:15:15,262 Get out of here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock. 1235 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:23,562 That's better. Entrez. 1236 01:15:24,855 --> 01:15:26,357 Mr. Hand! 1237 01:15:27,358 --> 01:15:30,695 Well, were you going somewhere tonight, Jeff? 1238 01:15:30,778 --> 01:15:32,780 Yeah. The graduation dance. 1239 01:15:32,863 --> 01:15:35,032 It's the last school fiesta of the year. 1240 01:15:35,116 --> 01:15:37,952 I'm afraid we've got some business to discuss here. 1241 01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:40,204 Did I do something wrong, Mr. Hand? 1242 01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:44,792 According to my calculations, Mr. Spicoli, 1243 01:15:45,543 --> 01:15:47,837 you wasted a total of 1244 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,548 eight hours of my time this year. 1245 01:15:50,631 --> 01:15:54,969 And rest assured, that is a kind estimate. 1246 01:15:55,052 --> 01:15:59,306 Now I have the unique pleasure of squaring our account. 1247 01:15:59,807 --> 01:16:03,102 Tonight you and I are going to talk in great detail 1248 01:16:03,185 --> 01:16:04,603 about the Davis Agreement, 1249 01:16:04,687 --> 01:16:08,691 all the associated treaties, and the American Revolution in particular. 1250 01:16:09,024 --> 01:16:13,863 If you can turn to page 47 of Land of Truth and Liberty. 1251 01:16:14,196 --> 01:16:17,700 Oh, I left that book in my locker, Mr. Hand. 1252 01:16:17,783 --> 01:16:21,579 In that case, I'm glad I remembered to bring an extra copy 1253 01:16:21,662 --> 01:16:22,913 just for you. 1254 01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:52,067 He was a hardheaded man He was brutally handsome 1255 01:16:52,151 --> 01:16:55,905 And she was terminally pretty 1256 01:16:55,988 --> 01:16:59,617 She held him up and he held her for ransom 1257 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:04,079 In the heart of the cold, cold city 1258 01:17:06,207 --> 01:17:07,583 Look, Mark. 1259 01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:11,045 I want to apologize for everything that's happened. 1260 01:17:11,128 --> 01:17:13,422 I'm really sorry. 1261 01:17:13,506 --> 01:17:15,549 A guy just doesn't do that to a buddy. 1262 01:17:15,633 --> 01:17:17,635 I understand. You can't help it. 1263 01:17:17,718 --> 01:17:20,012 You're just lewd, crude and obnoxious. 1264 01:17:20,095 --> 01:17:21,639 I can deal with that. 1265 01:17:21,722 --> 01:17:22,973 Excuse me. 1266 01:17:27,895 --> 01:17:30,523 Listen, are we still friends? 1267 01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:33,859 Huh? Okay_ 1268 01:17:34,443 --> 01:17:36,362 All right. 1269 01:17:36,445 --> 01:17:39,907 What Jefferson was saying was, "Hey! 1270 01:17:39,990 --> 01:17:43,160 "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus. 1271 01:17:43,410 --> 01:17:47,289 "So if we don't get some oool rules ourselves, pronto, 1272 01:17:47,373 --> 01:17:50,042 "we'll just be bogus, too." 1273 01:17:51,752 --> 01:17:53,337 Very close, Jeff. 1274 01:17:56,257 --> 01:17:58,217 I think I've made my point with you tonight. 1275 01:17:58,300 --> 01:17:59,426 Mr. Hand, 1276 01:17:59,844 --> 01:18:03,138 do you have a guy like me in class every year? 1277 01:18:03,222 --> 01:18:06,350 You know, a guy who you make an example of? 1278 01:18:07,226 --> 01:18:08,352 You'll find out next year. 1279 01:18:08,435 --> 01:18:09,770 No way! 1280 01:18:09,854 --> 01:18:11,063 As soon as I cruise history, 1281 01:18:11,146 --> 01:18:13,566 I'm not coming near your side of the building. 1282 01:18:13,649 --> 01:18:14,984 Cruise history? 1283 01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:16,652 Soon as I pass your class. 1284 01:18:18,070 --> 01:18:20,197 If you pass. 1285 01:18:20,281 --> 01:18:22,366 You're gonna flunk me? 1286 01:18:22,449 --> 01:18:25,995 Don't worry, Spicoli. You'll probably squeak by. 1287 01:18:26,078 --> 01:18:29,456 Yeah! Aloha, Mr. Hand. 1288 01:18:32,418 --> 01:18:33,794 Aloha, Spicoli. 1289 01:18:41,969 --> 01:18:44,889 Honey, these are my two star students. 1290 01:18:44,972 --> 01:18:48,142 Boys, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Vargas. 1291 01:18:48,684 --> 01:18:49,894 Hi. 1292 01:19:02,072 --> 01:19:03,949 Summer! Yeah! 1293 01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:05,659 Totally! 1294 01:19:09,330 --> 01:19:11,290 I wrote him a letter. 1295 01:19:11,373 --> 01:19:14,043 Tell me what you think. "Dear Doug. 1296 01:19:14,126 --> 01:19:17,254 "L received your message that you weren't coming to my graduation. 1297 01:19:17,338 --> 01:19:21,133 "Doug, this is not the kind of thing that occurs between adults. 1298 01:19:21,216 --> 01:19:24,678 "Maybe you've found someone new, someone more mature. 1299 01:19:26,013 --> 01:19:29,391 "But if you ask me, Doug, you're the one being childish. 1300 01:19:30,184 --> 01:19:33,938 "Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna sit around and wait for you, forget it. 1301 01:19:34,021 --> 01:19:37,107 "Sincerely, Linda." What do you think? Uh... 1302 01:19:37,191 --> 01:19:39,401 I have another version where I call him an asshole. 1303 01:19:39,485 --> 01:19:41,820 No, that one's better. It's more... 1304 01:19:41,904 --> 01:19:43,822 Mature? Yeah. 1305 01:19:43,906 --> 01:19:45,824 I don't have to sink to his level. Yeah. 1306 01:19:45,908 --> 01:19:47,618 I can go out with anyone I want, practically. 1307 01:19:47,701 --> 01:19:49,203 That's right. 1308 01:19:49,703 --> 01:19:53,123 Yeah. Thanks for cheering me up. 1309 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:56,168 Come on. 1310 01:20:01,256 --> 01:20:03,842 Hey,dude! I know that song. 1311 01:20:14,937 --> 01:20:16,689 Hey, I'm not. I'm not! 1312 01:20:16,772 --> 01:20:19,024 Mattie told Hattie 1313 01:20:19,108 --> 01:20:21,527 About the things you do 1314 01:20:22,611 --> 01:20:24,822 Hey, come on down from there. 1315 01:20:24,905 --> 01:20:27,157 To wooly bully you 1316 01:20:27,241 --> 01:20:31,245 Wooly bully 1317 01:20:32,496 --> 01:20:35,332 Wooly bully Wooly bully 1318 01:20:35,416 --> 01:20:37,960 Wooly bully 1319 01:20:38,502 --> 01:20:42,423 Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully 1320 01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:47,052 Wooly bully, Wooly bully 1321 01:20:47,136 --> 01:20:48,971 Wooly bully 1322 01:21:03,402 --> 01:21:05,738 Linda, I finally figured it out. 1323 01:21:06,155 --> 01:21:09,033 I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex. 1324 01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:12,202 What do you want? 1325 01:21:12,286 --> 01:21:13,996 I want a relationship. 1326 01:21:14,496 --> 01:21:16,331 I want romance. 1327 01:21:16,415 --> 01:21:17,624 You want romance? 1328 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:21,754 In Ridgemont? VVe can't even get cable TV here, and you want romance. 1329 01:21:24,214 --> 01:21:28,635 Another summer at Perry's. I can't. I swear. 1330 01:21:28,719 --> 01:21:30,763 It's not that bad. Keep your eyes open. 1331 01:21:30,846 --> 01:21:32,890 There's lots of men around here. 1332 01:21:35,017 --> 01:21:37,895 As we strolled by the sea 1333 01:21:37,978 --> 01:21:41,065 Together 1334 01:21:41,148 --> 01:21:46,028 Under stars twinkling high above 1335 01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:50,199 So in love are we two 1336 01:21:50,282 --> 01:21:53,410 No one else but me and you 1337 01:21:53,494 --> 01:21:54,620 So in love 1338 01:21:54,703 --> 01:21:56,080 Two so in love 1339 01:21:56,163 --> 01:21:57,456 So much in love 1340 01:21:57,539 --> 01:21:59,708 Two so in love 1341 01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:00,834 So in love 1342 01:22:00,918 --> 01:22:02,252 Two so in love 1343 01:22:02,336 --> 01:22:03,670 Are you and I 1344 01:22:03,754 --> 01:22:05,672 Two, you and I 1345 01:22:05,756 --> 01:22:07,508 So in love 1346 01:22:07,591 --> 01:22:08,967 Hi. Hi. 1347 01:22:09,051 --> 01:22:11,220 How you doing? Fine. 1348 01:22:11,845 --> 01:22:13,847 I'm glad you came over 1349 01:22:13,931 --> 01:22:17,059 'cause I have this picture of me that I wanted to give to you 1350 01:22:17,142 --> 01:22:19,686 so that you'll remember to call me over the summer. 1351 01:22:19,770 --> 01:22:22,648 I don't know. I'm going to be traveling a lot this summer 1352 01:22:22,731 --> 01:22:23,941 and I'm not sure... 1353 01:22:29,071 --> 01:22:31,323 I'll give you a call sometime. 1354 01:22:32,616 --> 01:22:34,493 That'd be great. Stacy! 1355 01:22:56,765 --> 01:22:59,101 You worked at All American Burger. 1356 01:22:59,184 --> 01:23:00,477 Seven months ago. 1357 01:23:02,396 --> 01:23:05,524 I knew it. 1358 01:23:21,665 --> 01:23:23,876 Why don't you get a job, Spicoli? 1359 01:23:23,959 --> 01:23:25,502 What for? 1360 01:23:25,586 --> 01:23:26,753 You need money. 1361 01:23:26,837 --> 01:23:30,424 All I need are some tasty waves, 1362 01:23:30,507 --> 01:23:32,926 cool buzz and I'm fine. 1363 01:23:34,761 --> 01:23:37,431 Thanks. Can I use your bathroom? 1364 01:23:38,724 --> 01:23:40,809 Yeah, go ahead. 1365 01:23:40,893 --> 01:23:42,394 It's the first door on the left. 1366 01:23:42,477 --> 01:23:44,229 Like up this ramp? 1367 01:23:44,438 --> 01:23:46,523 First door on the left. 1368 01:23:54,114 --> 01:23:56,241 Money, and I want it now. Now! 1369 01:23:56,325 --> 01:23:58,202 OkaY- Okay. Now! 1370 01:23:59,786 --> 01:24:01,371 What are you doing? 1371 01:24:01,455 --> 01:24:03,957 The safe! Behind the donuts! 1372 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:07,127 I've been watching this place. I know what I'm doing. 1373 01:24:08,212 --> 01:24:11,381 Open it up. Open it up! Okay. 1374 01:24:12,049 --> 01:24:13,342 Come on! Come on! 1375 01:24:13,425 --> 01:24:17,346 I just started here. They just taught me the procedure and I... 1376 01:24:17,429 --> 01:24:18,972 Let me figure it out. 1377 01:24:19,806 --> 01:24:21,391 Come on, shit head! Let's go! 1378 01:24:21,475 --> 01:24:23,602 Get off my case, motherfucker. 1379 01:24:23,685 --> 01:24:25,646 Hey, no towels, man. 1380 01:24:32,194 --> 01:24:34,029 Igotyou, you son of a bitch. 1381 01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:35,572 Oh, motherfucker! 1382 01:24:35,656 --> 01:24:37,241 There goes your ride home. 1383 01:24:37,324 --> 01:24:40,410 Awesome! Totally awesome! 1384 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,872 All right, Hamilton. 1385 01:24:55,842 --> 01:24:58,387 Oh, I know something 1386 01:24:58,470 --> 01:25:00,597 About the ways of loving 1387 01:25:00,847 --> 01:25:03,600 But I could tell you, baby 1388 01:25:03,684 --> 01:25:05,936 That something's wrong 1389 01:25:06,019 --> 01:25:11,942 Look to the sky above and the mud below 1390 01:25:12,025 --> 01:25:14,194 Something's driving me crazy 1391 01:25:14,278 --> 01:25:16,947 Got to got to get away 1392 01:25:17,030 --> 01:25:20,492 Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye goodbye,goodbye,goodbye 1393 01:25:20,575 --> 01:25:23,203 Without a doubt 1394 01:25:23,287 --> 01:25:26,081 I'm telling you I'm burned out 1395 01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:29,793 My tank is running on empty 1396 01:25:29,876 --> 01:25:33,672 For far too long I need fuel 1397 01:25:33,755 --> 01:25:37,009 'Cause I'm getting so low 1398 01:25:37,092 --> 01:25:39,386 Nothing can you give me 1399 01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:40,929 Makes me feel 1400 01:25:41,013 --> 01:25:42,097 So bad 1401 01:25:42,180 --> 01:25:45,934 Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye goodbye,goodbye,goodbye 1402 01:26:01,908 --> 01:26:04,328 I need fuel 1403 01:26:04,411 --> 01:26:06,913 Not the kind you give me 1404 01:26:06,997 --> 01:26:09,333 Makes me feel so bad 1405 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:13,378 Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye goodbye,goodbye,goodbye 1406 01:26:13,462 --> 01:26:15,922 Goodbye, goodbye 1407 01:26:16,006 --> 01:26:20,844 Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye, goodbye 1408 01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:23,388 Goodbye, goodbye 1409 01:26:33,190 --> 01:26:49,289 Goodbye, goodbye 1410 01:26:55,462 --> 01:26:58,590 Goodbye, goodbye 1411 01:26:58,673 --> 01:27:02,969 Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye goodbye,goodbye,goodbye 1412 01:27:03,053 --> 01:27:05,263 Goodbye, goodbye 1413 01:27:13,772 --> 01:27:16,149 I can't believe 1414 01:27:16,233 --> 01:27:17,275 I'm still around 1415 01:27:17,359 --> 01:27:18,902 Still around 1416 01:27:18,985 --> 01:27:21,071 It's getting kind of late 1417 01:27:21,154 --> 01:27:22,197 I'm gonna leave 1418 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,448 Gonna leave 1419 01:27:23,532 --> 01:27:26,201 For a change of scenery 1420 01:27:26,284 --> 01:27:27,411 I'm going crazy 1421 01:27:27,494 --> 01:27:28,703 Going crazy 1422 01:27:28,787 --> 01:27:31,164 It's not the same 1423 01:27:31,248 --> 01:27:33,625 Since you've been around 1424 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:36,002 I'm crazy 1425 01:27:36,086 --> 01:27:38,797 So crazy 1426 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:41,258 You treat me like a dirty clown 1427 01:27:41,341 --> 01:27:44,010 You're always kicking my dog around 1428 01:27:44,094 --> 01:27:46,263 I never get nothing but constant abuse from you 1429 01:27:46,346 --> 01:27:48,765 You couldn't care less what I think or my point of view 1430 01:27:48,849 --> 01:27:50,767 You're always putting the make on my friends, giving them eyes 1431 01:27:50,851 --> 01:27:52,727 The dirty lies about me I'm through, it's the end of the line 1432 01:27:52,811 --> 01:27:53,854 Here's a ticket one way Cincinnati 1433 01:27:53,937 --> 01:27:55,063 I'm sending you home to your ma 1434 01:27:55,147 --> 01:27:58,775 And your daddy, so don't try to call me you'll only be wasting your time 1435 01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,617 Oh, I know something 1436 01:28:07,701 --> 01:28:10,120 About the ways of loving 1437 01:28:10,203 --> 01:28:12,831 And I tell you baby 1438 01:28:12,914 --> 01:28:15,208 That something's wrong 1439 01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:20,172 Look to the sky above and the mud below 1440 01:28:21,214 --> 01:28:23,467 Something drives me crazy 1441 01:28:23,550 --> 01:28:26,219 Got to got to get away 1442 01:28:26,303 --> 01:28:28,597 I need you but 1443 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:31,057 Not your time Look at me 1444 01:28:31,141 --> 01:28:35,145 Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye goodbye, goodbye goodbye 1445 01:28:35,228 --> 01:28:45,197 Goodbye, goodbye 1446 01:28:55,165 --> 01:29:10,013 Goodbye, goodbye 1447 01:29:10,138 --> 01:29:12,724 Goodbye, goodbye 1448 01:29:27,364 --> 01:29:29,866 Goodbye, goodbye 99122