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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:26,680 Hey, guys. Tonight is the Purge... 2 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,060 and I want all of my white friends to be safe. 3 00:00:31,810 --> 00:00:34,520 Rules of the Purge. You have 12 hours... 4 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:38,400 to do any crime you want against anyone you want. 5 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,030 You can shoot, kill, stab. 6 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:44,200 Twelve hours of death, mayhem. 7 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,080 Lock your doors. Protect yourself. 8 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,830 Make sure your rent is paid... 9 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,450 and all of your pets are put up. 10 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:53,210 But the most important rule of all... 11 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:55,500 stay tight, stay white... 12 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:58,090 and this is only gonna last one night. 13 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,420 Let the games begin. 14 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:14,940 All right, I wasn't gonna do this, but forget it. 15 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:16,310 Here goes nothing. 16 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,690 This is a story about the worst day of my life. 17 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:24,570 Well, one of them. 18 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,200 See, I was wiring shit, 19 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,740 car stereos, alarms, you name it. 20 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:31,870 Don't Hate Wiring, that's my company. 21 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:34,120 And that's me, Carl Black. 22 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,370 You see this ugly cat right here? 23 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:39,380 That's Key Flo, a big-time drug dealer. 24 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:41,590 One day while working on his alarm... 25 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:43,050 Key Flo got busted. 26 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:45,300 They took his ass far away. 27 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:48,760 What they didn't know was in his house was a lot of money. 28 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:51,640 So I took it as a payment for all the work I did. 29 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,560 With a payday like this... 30 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,230 it was time to move. 31 00:01:57,310 --> 00:02:00,070 Well, I did owe a few people in Chicago a few things... 32 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,320 but no one's tripping. 33 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,240 So I loaded up the family and got the hell out of Chicago. 34 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,330 Leaving Chicago before the Purge... 35 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:16,330 was the greatest thing I ever done. 36 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,290 I met this cool dude on the Internet... 37 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:22,420 who helped us qualify for this big-ass house in Beverly Hills. 38 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:25,300 I might've falsified a few things... 39 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:28,340 but, hey, this is for my family. 40 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:30,680 Those are my kids. 41 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,850 My son Carl Jr. thinks he's a damn vampire. 42 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,640 Think again, buddy. 43 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,850 And this dummy with this do-rag? 44 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,770 That's my little cousin Cronut. 45 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,650 He went to jail for some parking tickets... 46 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,690 and now he think he's a gangster. 47 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:45,490 Ride my mustache. 48 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:47,780 That's my beautiful wife. 49 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:50,410 Did I mention the greatest thing about my move? 50 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:54,330 Rich people don't purge. 51 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:56,370 Getting the hell out of Chicago... 52 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:58,620 was the best thing ever. 53 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:02,290 Well, here's how the worst day started. 54 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,630 Hey, come on, man! 55 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,180 Hey, how you doing, sir? 56 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,640 - You lost? - I beg your pardon? 57 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,770 Man, you gotta be. Check this out. 58 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,520 Go right down here, make a U-turn... 59 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,980 then you can pull right out, and you'll get back... 60 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:23,360 to wherever it is you need to get to. 61 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,150 - I live here. - No. No, I'm serious, man. 62 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,860 I live right there at Cherry Blossom. 63 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,610 - I'm Carl Black. - Black? 64 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,110 You said Carl Black? 65 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,120 I just moved from Chicago. 66 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,200 Man, listen, I'm gonna be real with you, man. 67 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,620 Don't no niggas live here, man. 68 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:38,120 I'm the nigga that living here! 69 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,870 I'm the new nigga that living here, all right? 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,040 Save me some trouble, man. 71 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,460 We've been having all these break-ins... 72 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:45,460 and the rappers dance, loud mus... rims. 73 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,460 Come on, man. Look at you, man. 74 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:48,720 You can't live here, man. Go on and make... 75 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,590 Don't fucking try to play me like this! 76 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:57,220 I live here! I'm fucking crazy! 77 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,810 Look at my eye right here. 78 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,480 - Forest Whitaker eye. - Okay, you're right. I see. 79 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,690 I found it. You're right. 80 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,060 Carl Black. Right here. Carl Black. 81 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:05,400 - You said I can go? - My bad, man. 82 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,730 Thank you, brother. 83 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,990 Have a nice day, man. I'm sorry. 84 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:11,820 - I'm sorry. - Bitch. 85 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:20,660 Please don't tell me your ass is in California. 86 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,210 Don't call my phone no more. 87 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:23,880 You told me you were going to the store! 88 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,460 - I'm married now. - You're married? 89 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,800 You keep blowing up... Look, you pissing me off... 90 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,460 to the highest of "pisstivity." 91 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,340 "Pisstivity" ain't even a word, dumb-ass. 92 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,390 Shoranda, I don't wanna be over at your house... 93 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,390 with all them kids over there smelling like urine. 94 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:37,890 I know you didn't just say that about my kids. 95 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,240 You bitch, nigga! 96 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,360 Come out! Come to me! 97 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:56,490 Everybody is gonna come in your house... 98 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,280 they're gonna fuck you! 99 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:03,000 I've traveled a long way to find you. 100 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:06,290 Hey! Caesar! 101 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,710 Don't try to play me. 102 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,420 You're Carl Black from Chicago, right? 103 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,050 Yeah, and you're Caesar from The Planet of the Apes, right? 104 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,260 Do I look like a fucking joke to you? 105 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,550 - Yeah. - Consider yourself served. 106 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,720 Hey, man! Don't hit me with no... don't do that! 107 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:21,310 Don't do that. 108 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,810 You're harassing me. 109 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,600 You're at my mansion. I'm in Beverly Hills. 110 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:25,850 No, don't do that. 111 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:26,980 If you didn't do nothing wrong... 112 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,310 if you was a perfect human being... 113 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,280 none of this shit would happen. 114 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,280 - I wouldn't have to be here. - I ain't did nothing wrong! 115 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,780 You're racial profiling me! 116 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:36,070 You're too black to profile another black person. 117 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,160 - What's wrong? - "Do I think you're black"? 118 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,490 Look at me and look at you! 119 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:42,450 - We are both black people. - You are black as fuck. 120 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:43,500 What the fuck? Don't say that. 121 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,620 Don't put that Ebola finger in my face. 122 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,500 - No... - Look at your feet. 123 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,790 What the fuck is wrong with my feet? 124 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,090 You think this shit is a game? 125 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,960 You fucking redbone bitch... 126 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:54,130 don't ever disrespect my feet like that again. 127 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,260 - I'm not disrespecting you. - Yes, you are... 128 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,760 and it's because of your company... 129 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,350 that Don't Hate Wiring... 130 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:01,810 that has destroyed the best restaurant... 131 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:04,180 - No, don't... - Not just restaurant. 132 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:07,940 African restaurant in the city of Chicago! 133 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,310 Who else have you fucked up? 134 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,520 I done wired all these different houses. 135 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:12,860 I'm from the hood. I made it out of there. 136 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,610 We wired Bishop Tutu's hut. 137 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,530 We wired Idi Amin's bathroom. 138 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,490 So get on out of here, man. 139 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,160 You're very disrespectful. 140 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,620 - Well, you bitch nigga. - No, you're a bitch nigga. 141 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,580 And whatever container you came in... 142 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,540 and whatever trunk they smuggled your black ass in... 143 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:30,090 take your ass back. 144 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,630 Hey, who are you talking to? 145 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,170 - Bitch. - Hey! 146 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,760 - Don't touch! - Throw them keys again. 147 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,260 Don't touch me! Hey, my hand! 148 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,010 Fuck you, you redbone bitch. 149 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,800 - Fuck you. - You haven't made it yet... 150 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:42,220 you punk-bitch nigga. 151 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:44,390 Your mother's dick is bigger than yours. 152 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,350 You're the only nigga in this neighborhood... 153 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,890 that is still on welfare. 154 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,400 Yes, I Googled you. 155 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,860 Get the fuck off the door. 156 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:56,030 Don't worry, Lestat. 157 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:58,030 We will teach them all! 158 00:06:58,110 --> 00:06:59,700 As the purging descends... 159 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:02,740 the vampires will take their rightful place... 160 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:06,160 as the leaders of the... shit! 161 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:08,710 Man. 162 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,670 - What the fuck! - Intruder! Intruder! 163 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,340 - Punk-ass alert. - What the hell is that? 164 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:16,170 Punk-ass alert. 165 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:20,050 - Yeah. - Carl's Jr., get this shit out of here! 166 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,390 Carl's Jr.! 167 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:24,390 I'll bite your neck. 168 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:26,980 Little bad motherfucker. 169 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,890 I'm getting rid of these damn kids. 170 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,900 Is anybody here? 171 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,070 I mean, we done really came up. 172 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:35,610 We in a mansion, girl. 173 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,570 - Damn, girl! - I know! 174 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,860 Girl, what your daddy do to leave Chicago? 175 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,070 I don't know what my father's doing... 176 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,160 but he done did something really, really dope. 177 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,540 Baby! 178 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,660 Tell me about your husband. Your husband play football? 179 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,250 Well, my baby owns an electronic wiring company... 180 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:53,590 and he just landed this huge account. 181 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:54,920 That's why we're here. 182 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,210 And what he does is he goes to people's houses... 183 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,420 he wires people's cars... 184 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:00,880 and he just landed this amazing new client. 185 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,840 That's why we can live here. 186 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,140 - How long you been here? - Girl, three days. 187 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:07,720 What do you do all day... 188 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:09,930 Ming, I take care of his kids. 189 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,190 - You see this house? - Hey. 190 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,480 Hey, baby! 191 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,730 Damn, you haven't finished unpacking? 192 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,520 You're out here getting your nails done... 193 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,320 and looking all good and... 194 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,240 - And what's going on? - I'm getting a manicure. 195 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,070 - Plum wine. - You're looking good, too. 196 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:23,280 Lord, Jesus! Baby. 197 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,490 All for you, my love. 198 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,950 Good lord, give me some of that Chinese... 199 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,620 My fault. I'm sorry, I can't play a little bit? 200 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,460 - Stop playing. - She wanted a nigga. 201 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,170 She's my new friend. 202 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,670 - Leave her alone. - I know, I know. 203 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:35,920 - I'm just kidding. - Stop playing. 204 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,460 - He lie. He lie. - I know he's lying. 205 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,130 - I know him. - These manicure hoes is on me now. 206 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,930 You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about. 207 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,590 All he does is jack off all day. 208 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,010 Okay, Carl. Carl, I'm gonna need you... 209 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,470 to turn around really slowly... 210 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,520 because you don't believe when I tell you this. 211 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,350 - You see this tongue. - He is so gross. 212 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,770 Ride my mustache. 213 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:56,190 - Ride... Oh, shit! - Cronut! 214 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,980 - Baby, that's not right. - Did he have his little nuts out... 215 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:00,990 - just there in the window? - No, his tongue was enough. 216 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:03,320 It's just wrong, baby. I don't... 217 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,200 He's probably smelling your panties in there... 218 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,450 - lying around the house. - Oh, lord. 219 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,950 Man, hide your underwear around the bedroom. Shit. 220 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,040 - Are you gonna answer that? - Yeah, I got it. 221 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,250 Yeah, this might be... Oh, that ain't nothing. 222 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:16,290 - Carl, pick up your phone. - What? 223 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,670 I can't answer the phone. 224 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,340 Ain't nothing but my friends from Chicago. 225 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,840 - What friends from Chicago? - A bunch of drug dealers... 226 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,420 and all kind of crazy motherfuckers... 227 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,180 baby mamas, I can't answer the phone. 228 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,680 - That's why I moved out here. - Okay, all done! 229 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,510 - Okay, Ming, I just need one more thing. - $100. 230 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,020 $100. $100... what? 231 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,850 Oh, tonight Purge! 232 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:36,350 Killing, death. 233 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,520 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Purge? - Killing. 234 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,020 - I need to go home. - Carl. 235 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,070 People keep saying Pur... We in Beverly Hills. 236 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:43,740 This is a gated community. 237 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,160 We've got security. We don't have no Purge problems. 238 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,660 Not tonight. Need to go home. 239 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:50,490 - 100, please. - Yeah. 240 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,000 - 100 in what? - $100. 241 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,660 It's a Purge coming. 242 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,160 Ain't nothing you can do with no $100. 243 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,040 - Once the Purge comes... - Carl, cash, money! 244 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,840 Just pay her the $100, please, baby. 245 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,380 - $100. Let me handle this. - Ming. 246 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,380 Ming, listen to me. 247 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,720 Pay me cash! 248 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,010 I told you that I was gonna pay you in credit. 249 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,720 Credit is king in America, okay? 250 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:15,180 Pay me in cash, or I purge your ass tonight, bitch. 251 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:16,890 - Come on, you done disrespecting me. - What the hell? 252 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,520 Just pay her. 253 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,150 - You said you were rich. - I tried to give you a chance... 254 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,400 but you disrespected me. 255 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,360 Get your ass out of here, both of y'all. 256 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,240 I'm gonna fuck your wife! I'm gonna crush her pussy! 257 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,530 Back up, Wesley Snipes and his new wife. 258 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:31,410 What? Who is that African man? 259 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:33,080 Wesley Snipes. 260 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,700 He just got out of jail. You didn't hear... 261 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,410 - Carl. - I ain't gotta play. 262 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,670 - Baby. - Stop. 263 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,750 Come on. Don't do that. I can't do it. 264 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,590 - Come on. - Can't do what? 265 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:44,760 - What is the deal? - Who was that man? 266 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,920 I don't know who they was. 267 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,890 They's people from my past, okay? 268 00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:50,350 It wasn't Wesley Snipes, though. 269 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:53,180 I mean, he was black as hell like him, but it wasn't him. 270 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,730 Carl, the only thing I need to know from you right now... 271 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:58,520 I swear you better not lie. 272 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,270 - Do we have this money? - We got the money. 273 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,270 Look, your ass is standing in a big-ass mansion. 274 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,730 I bought you a brand-new car. 275 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,320 What the hell? What are you worried about? 276 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,900 I'm worried about how you got it. 277 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,660 What did you do to get it? 278 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,780 Okay, what did I do? 279 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,290 I did a little dancing in Atlanta. 280 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,250 Male gigoloing. 281 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,210 Did something strange for a little piece of change. 282 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,710 No. No, for real. 283 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:22,670 Look, I got a chain of Wing and Things that I landed. 284 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,130 That's what I'm doing. I'm going around... 285 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:26,260 hooking up wiring all over from here to San Diego. 286 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:27,970 Baby, I want to believe you... 287 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:31,760 but I can't keep uprooting this family... 288 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,640 in the middle of the night again. 289 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,310 I can't do that, okay? These kids need to trust me. 290 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:38,310 They need to believe that we're in a family... 291 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,890 that we're a unit, that they're secure. 292 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:43,560 - I don't feel that right now. - Babe, the kids do trust you. 293 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,110 They hate me, Carl. 294 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:46,650 The kids don't hate you. 295 00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:47,780 No, they don't. You guys just need... 296 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,320 to get to know each other a little bit. 297 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,490 - I'm trying. - And I know that you're getting upset. 298 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,660 It's irritating you to see little Carl Jr... 299 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,830 running around here with a little Batman outfit... 300 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,660 with his little ass cheeks cut out. 301 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,660 - It's a vampire. - Okay, a vampire outfit. 302 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,000 And Allie's running around with Mr. Frosty... 303 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,670 - whoever the fuck he is. - His name is Freeze. 304 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,710 Yeah, I'ma freeze his ass. That's what I'ma do. 305 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,260 Please trust me on this. 306 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,140 - I have trusted you. - Well, keep trusting me, then. 307 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,100 We got the Wings and Things... 308 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,470 we got the house, we got the car. 309 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,230 Look, let's enjoy this. 310 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,770 - You living the life. - Okay. 311 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,610 I'm gonna believe you. 312 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,860 - Believe me. - Bye-bye. 313 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,030 Carl Black! 314 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,900 And you are Mexican and black. 315 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,410 - Carl, goodbye. - I'll be right back, all right? 316 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,450 We interrupt our program... 317 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,870 to bring you this important message. 318 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,460 As everyone knows, tonight is the Purge. 319 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,800 - Oh, my God. - And you know why we gotta purge. 320 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,220 First of all... 321 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,680 for all of you who keep thieving... 322 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,310 killing, selling drugs that we can't tax... 323 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,890 for all you who ain't paying your child support... 324 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:03,230 but just bought a brand-new Xbox and some Jordans. 325 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,650 I'm talking to bankers making a cool million... 326 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:07,400 each time you sneeze... 327 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,570 while the public can't afford to pay the mortgages... 328 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,320 that you sold them. 329 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,410 So tonight, as Americans... 330 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:16,740 we purge. 331 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:19,660 Hey, if you ain't done nothing wrong... 332 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,540 you got nothing to worry about. 333 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,580 Purge ain't about you. 334 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,670 It's about the rest of you. 335 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,340 And you know who you are. 336 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,880 Good thing we're in Beverly Hills. 337 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,600 Yeah. 338 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,440 Knock, knock. 339 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,490 Yeah! 340 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,040 They gonna love this back in Chicago. 341 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,930 Somebody's got to do it. 342 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,300 Yeah, we're in the money! 343 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,470 We got money! 344 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,930 Where'd you get all this money from? 345 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,980 - Damn, girl! - Hold on, hold on, girl. 346 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,850 - Hold on. - All right. 347 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,900 What? 348 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,570 Who is this? 349 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,950 Hey, girl, let me call you back. 350 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,740 You better call Freezee. You know he be tripping. 351 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:39,990 - All right. - Love you, girl. 352 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,280 All right, love you, too. Bye! 353 00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,990 Bye! 354 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,250 This is some dumb shit. 355 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,070 Big Sean! 356 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,030 Oh, nigga, I thought you was Big Sean. 357 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,360 Freezee! 358 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:03,070 What are you doing here? You scared me half to death. 359 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,240 You know I couldn't be in Chicago without you, baby. 360 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,450 I'm rich. 361 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,700 If you say you're my friend, you're my friend! 362 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,540 Baby, stop. My dad! 363 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,380 Baby, how did you get here? 364 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,340 - You don't have a car. - Baby, with love like ours... 365 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,880 I don't need a car. I took the Greyhound. 366 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,130 - You took the Greyhound? - Three days and three nights... 367 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,260 just like Jesus Christ did in the desert with Moses... 368 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,590 Adam and Eve. "Holy-lujah." 369 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,640 Baby. 370 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,560 Oh, my God. If Dad catches you here... 371 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,100 you know he's gonna kill you. 372 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,350 Look, I'ma take my chances with your dad. 373 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,940 Matter of fact, it might be nice to see him. 374 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,110 - Pop him one time. - What? 375 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,770 - Call him "pop" one time. - Stop it. 376 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,940 - Pop that nigga one time. - Baby, stop it. 377 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,530 - Allie Black! - I've been going to church for you. 378 00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:41,780 Well, then why did Keisha say... 379 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:44,030 you was with that thot Valerie last night, then? 380 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,780 - Keisha be talking bullshit! - Nah. 381 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:46,870 You can't be believing Keisha, man. 382 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,120 Baby, I love you. Look at me, look at me. 383 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200 Repeat after me, baby. I... 384 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,080 - I. - Love. 385 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,790 - Love. - Sex. 386 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,250 I knew you wanted the D, baby. 387 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,040 - Let me get it one time from the back. - Allie! 388 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,380 Bet you didn't think I'd be participating tonight. 389 00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:02,930 Purge? 390 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,640 They're still on that shit? 391 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,300 But your president is a man of the people. 392 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:10,560 And like you, I got the urge to purge. 393 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,600 Purge these nuts. 394 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,810 It's going down, y'all. 395 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:16,650 Jay Leno, you got a lot of cars. 396 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,270 Pick a fast one, motherfucker. 397 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,030 Allie, the TV's fucked up again. 398 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:23,070 Hey, nigga! Fuck you, nigga! 399 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,780 Shut the fuck up, nigga. 400 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,910 Hold on, you ain't gonna be treating me like no side bitch. 401 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,580 Baby, please, please. You're gonna get me in trouble! 402 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,950 - You're gonna get me in... - Allie! 403 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,500 Say, "Fuck you, Dad," and then make me a sandwich. 404 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:34,670 - Make me a sandwich. - Okay, I'll make you... 405 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:35,830 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 406 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,340 - Allie! - All right, Daddy, I'm coming! 407 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,750 All right, Daddy, fuck you! 408 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,760 - I said it in your voice. - Shut up! 409 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,930 Allie Black! 410 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:47,470 - What's up, Daddy? - Don't you hear me calling you? 411 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,180 I'm trying to... What are you doing? 412 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:52,020 - Nothing. - ...no place that you are safe. 413 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,390 I'm trying to get this TV working. 414 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,350 It's on some bullshit. 415 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,310 Well, dang, Daddy, ain't this what you do for a living? 416 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,770 Yeah, but I didn't wire this shit up. 417 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,110 Some white man wired this up. 418 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,030 This ain't nigga-rigged. 419 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:07,200 Hey, you know what would be great? Two birds with one stone? 420 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,370 If you could hide in Erik Estrada's house. 421 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,870 Everything on here is the Purge. 422 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,540 - I know. - You ain't gonna be able... 423 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,870 To watch nothing else today. 424 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,040 It's the government, the Purge. 425 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,880 All right, well, we ain't scared of no damn Purge. 426 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,710 - We're from Cook County. - What? 427 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,670 We grew up on food stamps. That's the Purge. 428 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,720 - Shit. - We know this life. 429 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,380 - First and 15. - What? 430 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,800 - Nigga. - Yeah. 431 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,720 - Fix the TV. - All right. 432 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,220 Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'ma be out there. 433 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,890 Let me get this call. 434 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,560 - So go do it now. - Hello? 435 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,480 I'm gonna take this for myself, bitch. 436 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:45,070 - He called me down here for nothing. - I live in Beverly Hills now. 437 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,200 I don't live in Chicago. 438 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,000 Locating enemy target. 439 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,170 Locating enemy target. 440 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,590 Target locked. 441 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,340 Carl's Jr., stop it! 442 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:09,760 Junior, you get that out of here! 443 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,180 Holy shit! 444 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,540 You know what? 445 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,790 Carl needs me. 446 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,290 He needs me to take all this. 447 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:43,130 Thank you. Just take all this little money. 448 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,300 And all this weed in the house. We got kids in here. 449 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,050 Cronut! 450 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,640 Freezee, you can't stay here. 451 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,050 - You... - What you mean? 452 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,220 - Look, you gotta go. - Where am I supposed to go? 453 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,140 I don't know, but you can't stay here, nigga. 454 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,890 - You gotta go. - It's sundown, baby. 455 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,150 I'll get my ass purged quick. 456 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,690 Baby, I've seen it. 457 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:05,900 - They purge niggas like me quick. - I don't wanna get you purged. 458 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,530 Well, then... I mean, what... 459 00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,820 - Come on. - My dad, man. 460 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,240 I'll handle your dad. Let me stay. 461 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,410 Please let me stay. Come on. 462 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:16,240 Do it for us. Let me put the tip in. 463 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,790 Let me stay. Pick one or the other. 464 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:19,250 All right. Okay. 465 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,000 - Okay, I can smash? - No! 466 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,830 You can stay, but you... Baby, listen to me. 467 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,590 You have to be quiet. My dad don't play that shit. 468 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:29,050 Baby, you gotta be quiet 'cause you know when I lay it down... 469 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,340 - Okay, okay, okay. - Shut up. 470 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,260 45, 47. 471 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:35,470 - Carl? - What's up? 472 00:20:35,471 --> 00:20:37,390 - Carl? - What's up? 473 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,520 - We need to talk. - I thought we already talked. 474 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,890 - Where's the kids? - Cronut's disgusting. 475 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,270 - Cronut? - Allie and Carl's Jr. both hate me. 476 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,610 - I don't know what to do, Carl. - Come on, just have a seat. 477 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,280 Come on, come on, come on, relax. 478 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,860 Just talk to me. What is the deal? 479 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,070 I can't live in this house... 480 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,330 knowing that there is a man fully masturbating to me. 481 00:20:57,410 --> 00:21:00,580 There's a tent coming up in his pants every time I'm around. 482 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,710 Okay, okay, look. Cronut, he been in jail. 483 00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,380 He's been in prison. He's a little weird. 484 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,840 - But let me control that, okay? - When? 485 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,960 I'm gonna get a hold of his little ass. Relax. 486 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:12,220 Let me get the little leprechaun in my possession. 487 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,590 - Kick his ass out. - Look, I'ma go talk to Cronut... 488 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,220 and we're gonna have a family meeting. 489 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,010 We're gonna get together. Let's... 490 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,430 Let me handle it, okay? 491 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,430 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 492 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,890 - Thank you. - Okay, baby. 493 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,560 All right, let me go talk to Allie. 494 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,480 I gotta find a way to make this family work. 495 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,030 Shit. 496 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,780 Cronut! 497 00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:37,950 Cronut. 498 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,330 Cronut. 499 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,470 Cronut. 500 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,980 Don't be playing around, Cronut. 501 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,560 Yeah, you see this? You see it? 502 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,110 You ride my mustache. 503 00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:09,440 Ride my mustache. 504 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,820 Don't act like you don't... Don't act. 505 00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:18,200 - What are you doing? - Come on, cuz. We cousins. 506 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,240 - Don't be scaring me like that. - I asked you to come out here, man... 507 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:21,740 and look at my SUV, man... 508 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,330 and change the oil. What the fuck is this? 509 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,160 I was trying to change the oil, man... 510 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,870 but the oil's so gooky and shit... 511 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,000 it's like dried-up nut. I can't do that. 512 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,750 I don't need no little shade tree mechanic running around here. 513 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,670 If you don't know what you're doing, take my shit to Midas. 514 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,800 I do know what I'm doing. 515 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,380 It's made me come up with great ideas. 516 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:39,140 - A great idea like what? - A million-dollar idea. 517 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,510 - A million-dollar idea? - Yeah. 518 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,350 - With brand-new SUV? - Brand-new? 519 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:45,730 It was brand-new when civil rights movement was going on. 520 00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:47,100 It's a one owner. 521 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:49,060 One owner? Who was the one owner, Jesus? 522 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,770 Nah, man! A white lady had it in her garage... 523 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,650 - and never drove it. - Was it Driving Miss Daisy? 524 00:22:53,730 --> 00:22:55,530 What's that little bolt right there? 525 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:57,700 - Which one? - Goddamn mouth. 526 00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,200 - What's with you, bro? - Talking about my shit ain't brand-new. 527 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,450 - Man, you need counseling, bro. - You do, too. 528 00:23:02,530 --> 00:23:03,950 No, I don't. You do, man. 529 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,160 'Cause I got great ideas. I'm trying to help you out... 530 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,750 make this situation better for both of us... 531 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:09,960 'cause I got this great idea. Let me tell you about it, man. 532 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,750 All right, hear me out, bro. 533 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,250 Here's what I'm thinking. These models are notorious... 534 00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:16,510 for having electrical problems that start fire. 535 00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:18,590 So what I'm thinking is speeding up the process. 536 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,760 That way, this bitch explodes... 537 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,680 - you feel what I'm saying? - Yeah. 538 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,260 If it explodes... 539 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,390 we get a new model, and a big settlement. 540 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,680 And if I get a big settlement, boom! 541 00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:30,560 So you think you're gonna get a settlement for blowing up in this truck? 542 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,690 - If I'm in it. - You're gonna blow up? 543 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:33,900 I'm not gonna blow all the way up. 544 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,480 I'm not gonna die, that'd be stupid. 545 00:23:35,570 --> 00:23:37,650 All I'm gonna do is just burn my whole front of my body. 546 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,860 Like you know how Kunta Kinte's back is? 547 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:42,410 That's how the front of my chest's gonna look... 548 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,790 Dumb as a box of fucking rocks. 549 00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:46,200 You got a bad bitch now... 550 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,290 No, no, no, no. And speaking of a bad bitch... 551 00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:50,710 stop fucking with my wife around here. 552 00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,710 No, for real. Stop jacking off to her... 553 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:54,670 - stop watching her. - Who told you? They snitching on me? 554 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,170 No, she told me. You've been running around here... 555 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,840 with your little dinkle out and stuff. 556 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,630 - Cut it out! - Did she tell you she don't like you... 557 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,880 'cause you look like Lionel Richie? 558 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,340 I don't look like no fucking Lionel Richie. 559 00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:04,390 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't look like Lionel Richie. 560 00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:05,850 You gotta look at it from my point of view. 561 00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:07,520 I've been locked up for two years now. 562 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,560 I know. I put money on your fucking books. 563 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,480 So I haven't seen nobody that fine... I ain't seen no woman. 564 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,440 - All I've been seeing is dick. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 565 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,150 Like, I mean, like, them niggas... 566 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,740 - Them niggas in jail got big-ass dicks. - I don't wanna hear that shit! 567 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,570 We in shower, they swinging dick everywhere. 568 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,410 Shit missed and bumped me in my elbow... 569 00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:25,660 - and I was on the other side of the room. - Okay, enough. 570 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,500 Enough with other men. That too much. 571 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,710 Well, let me fuck your old lady. I won't talk about 'em no more. 572 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:32,750 What did I just say about you, Cronut? 573 00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:35,090 You think it's a fucking game. Stop playing. 574 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:37,710 - All right. - We're having a family meeting... 575 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,090 in 10 minutes. 576 00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,430 Get my truck, put back the fuck together... 577 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,840 - and get in there on the meeting. - All right. 578 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,350 Take that black curtain rod off your head. 579 00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:47,930 - No, I got wave caps. - That ain't a wave cap. 580 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,810 - I'm trying to get waves. - Them is fingerprints in your head. 581 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,900 No, this is nice waves. 582 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,400 Yes, boss. I's-a getting to it. 583 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,440 Treat me like I'm a goddamn slave. 584 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,730 I'm your peoples! 585 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:04,490 Now, this is a family meeting for the Blacks. 586 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,490 Now, I'm a little upset... 587 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:09,200 that you guys haven't been appreciative... 588 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,950 of this big mansion that I put you in. 589 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,120 You know I'm grateful. 590 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,460 You don't get no more "gratefu-ker" than me. 591 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:16,290 Kids, I did all this, guys, for you. 592 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:18,300 Well, Daddy, we didn't ask for this. 593 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,050 - You need to get Ray Rice. - Carl, do you see... 594 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,380 - Cronut, shut the fuck up. - Yes, Your Highness. 595 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,430 I've been trying to get this Wings and Things account... 596 00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:25,970 so that I can give you guys a better life... 597 00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:28,140 so I can put some smiling faces on your face. 598 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:30,100 All right, how about a smile? 599 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,810 Listen, we are here to have a good time. 600 00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:34,390 No iPhones, no iPads. 601 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,690 - What? - Put that shit down. 602 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:37,610 - We're rich... - Rich. 603 00:25:37,690 --> 00:25:39,320 We're black, and we're going for a walk. 604 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,730 You guys couldn't even walk in Chicago... 605 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,240 - Let's go. - Listen to what the man's saying! 606 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,660 - You heard Father. - Let's go. 607 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,160 I got this. Oh, never mind. 608 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,910 I was just... 609 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,620 Damn, this is nice. 610 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,920 We gotta meet some friends around here. 611 00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:06,390 Oh, no, no, no. 612 00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:09,010 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Kim Kardashian. 613 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,100 Not in my neighborhood. 614 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:14,690 911. The janitor speaking. 615 00:26:14,770 --> 00:26:17,600 Yeah, I'd like to report a suspicious black family in my gated community. 616 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,860 Give me your address... 617 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:20,110 They're just walking down the street. 618 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:21,530 Free for everyone to see. 619 00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:23,990 They probably have weapons of mass destruction. 620 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:26,240 The little one looks like an evil overlord. 621 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,490 Can you please send someone, please? 622 00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:29,200 Hello? Hello! 623 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,370 Babe, let's just go back to the house. 624 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:33,870 They don't wanna walk. 625 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:35,540 Come on, let's enjoy this. 626 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,870 We in Beverly Hills. Look how nice this neighborhood is. 627 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,540 Smell the fresh air. 628 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:41,300 It's nice, right? 629 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:43,550 - Oh, man, damn. - This is dumb. 630 00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:45,260 Don't try to take my side either, okay... 631 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,880 because I still don't know you like that. 632 00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:48,550 Hey, hey, hey, watch your mouth now. 633 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,220 Daddy, that's not my mother. 634 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,390 I don't have to listen to her. 635 00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:53,310 My mother died, okay? That's just your wife. 636 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:54,980 - Okay, now... - That's just a side chick that made it. 637 00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:56,850 You're gonna respect your elders now. 638 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:59,100 - Happy Purge, neighbor. - The fuck? 639 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:01,060 Baby, he's got a gun. 640 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:04,030 - Can I please go back in the house, Dad? - I'ma pop them legs now. 641 00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:05,570 - Relax. - What? 642 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,240 That's why I got the switch. 643 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,990 - Welcome, Blacks! - Hey, hey, hey! 644 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:12,530 - Why you yelling? - Oh, you must excuse him. 645 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:15,120 He gets so excited when we get to meet new people. 646 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,750 Especially different people. 647 00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:20,880 So welcome to our beautiful neighborhood. 648 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,420 - I am Jim Smith and... - That makes me Mary Smith. 649 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,340 And we are... the Smiths. 650 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,630 - We come bearing gifts. - I'll take that. 651 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,680 - You eat this? - Yeah. 652 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,930 It's little goodies from Williams and Sonoma. 653 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,770 - So it's food. - Never mind him. 654 00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:38,940 - He's a little... - Yeah, special needs. 655 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,850 Oh, I get it. 656 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:43,690 She's got a brother that's got special needs, too. 657 00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:44,940 It's okay, little fella. 658 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:47,030 - That's a nice little guy. - What the fuck? 659 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,570 Why are you rubbing him like a yorkie terrier? 660 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,410 He is such a stinker. 661 00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:52,910 It's true, I am. 662 00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:55,580 I did not get your names. 663 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:57,700 - You are...? - I'm Lorena. 664 00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:59,460 - Lorena. Latina? - Yes. 665 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:01,500 - Un nombre bonito. - Mucho gracias. 666 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,000 Okay, that's a fucking 'nough, Bill. 667 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:05,630 - Come on, man, what are you doing? - Stop flirting, you. 668 00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:07,840 All that neato Telemundo shit. 669 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,970 Why would you want that when you can have this? 670 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:13,140 Sweetie, you know I can't resist a beautiful face. 671 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,010 - Thank you. - You better put a leash on his ass. 672 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,770 And you are? 673 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:19,480 My name is Carl Black. 674 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,940 Don't Hate Wiring. You've probably seen, you know, yeah. 675 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,150 But I also own a new company now. 676 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:27,650 It's called Mandingo Plumbing... 677 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:29,490 'cause I lay pipe. 678 00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:31,660 - Carl. Carl, stop. - I'd like to lay some on your fat ass. 679 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:34,320 - And I come right after it. - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 680 00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:36,240 - Okay. - And look at this. 681 00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:38,500 Are you a little black vampire? 682 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:43,670 - Stop it. - It's a little ironic... 683 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,250 that your name is Black... 684 00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:48,260 - because you are... - Don't say it, bitch. 685 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:51,260 - Carl! - No, she know what she's doing. 686 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,590 You moved into the house... 687 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,300 at the end of Cherry Blossom, is that right? 688 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:55,510 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 689 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,930 Yeah, I'll bet you got a deal on that one. 690 00:28:57,010 --> 00:28:59,930 I did... oh, we did get a good deal in it, yes. 691 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:02,190 - Why? - Well... 692 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:03,850 Let's just say the last owners... 693 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:07,320 left in a little bit of a hurry, mid-renovation. 694 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,280 What the fuck is mid-renovation? 695 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,030 They didn't survive the Purge. 696 00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:12,860 But, you know, I'm sure... 697 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,450 That's the first warning. 698 00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:15,820 - Yes. - Happy Purge, neighbors. 699 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,530 Happy Purge! 700 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,030 Okay, well... 701 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:00,830 here's dinner. 702 00:30:01,790 --> 00:30:03,660 - What is that? - It's chicken. 703 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,420 What, you've never seen chicken, Allie? 704 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,380 - Are you sure? - The kitchen is brand-new. 705 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,790 There's all those knobs, and I didn't really know how to put the... 706 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,920 I understand. It looks good. 707 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,920 Yeah, it looks like a vampire chicken... 708 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:15,930 after the sun comes out. 709 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,640 That better be the sound for the club. 710 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,850 What's with this Purge bullshit, all right? 711 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,940 Oh, my God, Dad. You don't pay attention to anything. 712 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,520 Tonight's only the most dangerous night all year. 713 00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:33,240 Yeah, people can get away with robbing, murdering... 714 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,570 whatever crime they want for 12 hours. 715 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:37,110 And the police can't do anything about it. 716 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,160 Okay, look. Enough with this Purge shit, all right? 717 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,540 It's a damn joke. 718 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:44,370 People don't purge in no damn neighborhood like this. 719 00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:48,790 Shit, man, I just got out of prison... 720 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,960 and here you go with this fuckin' shit. 721 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,130 I didn't come out for this shit. 722 00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:52,750 I'm too old for this shit, man. 723 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,050 - Shit. - Maybe it was just down the street. 724 00:30:55,130 --> 00:30:57,800 Maybe we should board up the windows or something. 725 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,590 - Yeah. - Blacula. 726 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,800 Are you scared? 727 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,270 I thought you was the night of the walking dead. 728 00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:04,640 I'm the living dead. 729 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,100 The walking dead are zombies. 730 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,140 I think Carl's Jr.'s right. We need to batten down the hatches. 731 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:10,400 - You know what I'm saying? - No, no, no, listen, guys. 732 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,480 I moved you guys to the safest zip code in the country, all right? 733 00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:15,820 They don't purge in neighborhoods like this. 734 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,740 Back in Chicago, we couldn't even look out the windows, remember? 735 00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:21,280 But at least we knew who was coming for us. 736 00:31:21,370 --> 00:31:22,410 Now, we're safe. 737 00:31:22,490 --> 00:31:23,660 This is protection. 738 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:26,160 This is first class living right here, all right? 739 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,750 We don't have to worry about all that crazy stuff. 740 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,340 Oh, shit, I'd rather be in jail getting fucked. 741 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,250 Fuck this shit. I ain't with this. 742 00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:35,920 They're ready to kill all the blacks. 743 00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:37,420 They are purging for blacks! 744 00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:39,260 - They want the niggas! - Shut up! 745 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:42,760 Carl, we need to get everybody in the car right now... 746 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:45,180 and drive out of this crazy neighborhood right now! 747 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,850 Listen, listen, listen. Listen, everybody. 748 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:48,440 Listen, all right? 749 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,190 Now, we're gonna go to the panic room. 750 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:52,020 Relax. It's the purge... 751 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,360 but it ain't for us, okay? 752 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,860 - Okay. - All right, come on, let's go. 753 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,860 Let's move. Let's go. 754 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,910 I thought we weren't allowed to go out there! 755 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,700 We gotta go! 756 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:11,370 Thanks. 757 00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,540 Does asbestos smell like weed? 758 00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:15,340 'Cause if so, I smell it. 759 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:16,710 Shut up. 760 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,260 Nothing. You see anything? 761 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:20,380 Do you see anybody? 762 00:32:20,470 --> 00:32:22,050 - No. - All right, then. 763 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:25,060 - What does this button do? - Stop touching stuff, Junior. 764 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,850 What? I didn't even do anything! 765 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,310 Ever since Mom died, I can't do anything right. 766 00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:32,270 - Carl's Jr. - No. 767 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,900 Dad... 768 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:36,070 that was really messed up. 769 00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,820 You know what? I'm going to my room. 770 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:42,070 And don't anyone come and check on me, okay? 771 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,160 Not tonight. 772 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,160 They acting like Will Smith's kids now. 773 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,750 Carl, is she hiding something? 774 00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:50,830 - She's spoiled. - I know. 775 00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:53,420 All right, I'm gonna go check on them. 776 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,170 I'll leave you alone. 777 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,210 Carl's Jr! 778 00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,760 Are we in a scene of Diff'rent Strokes? 779 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,090 'Cause that's what it feels right now. 780 00:33:01,170 --> 00:33:02,470 You Mr. Drummond now. 781 00:33:02,550 --> 00:33:04,260 Cuz, just relax, cuz. 782 00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:05,760 They all know you got a lot of stuff on your mind. 783 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,640 But you know what'll ease that? 784 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,270 Smoke a little ganja. 785 00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:12,560 I got ya. I'm gonna roll up. 786 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,650 Freezee! 787 00:33:24,490 --> 00:33:26,370 You're hot, nigga. 788 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,450 - Not if I kill 'em first. Who that? 789 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,620 What? 790 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,460 You gotta go. Who is it? 791 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:34,960 - Lorena. - Oh, shit. 792 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,460 My dick hard. Let me just finish real quick. 793 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,340 Go in my bathroom. 794 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,050 Coming! 795 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,060 - What do you want? - Well, I wanna talk to you. 796 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,310 - Are you coming in my room now? - Yeah. 797 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,810 - What are you doing? - What's going on? 798 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:59,190 - Okay... - What are you doing? 799 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,190 What do you want? 800 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,360 I don't want anything. I just... 801 00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:04,900 Allie, listen. 802 00:34:04,990 --> 00:34:06,660 I just wanted to come talk to you... 803 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,950 because I am really not happy... 804 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:10,740 with all this fighting that's going on between us. 805 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,450 I know I'm not your mother. 806 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:14,660 - I don't want you to be my mother. - Trust me, I'm not. 807 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,120 And I will never be your mother... 808 00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:18,330 but I want us to at least try and be friends. 809 00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,920 I don't like all this fighting that's going on. 810 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,010 It's... It's uncomfortable. 811 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:25,630 - Okay. - Okay, good. 812 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,260 Look, I brought you a little gift... 813 00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,350 a little peace offering. 814 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:30,680 You brought me something? 815 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,180 My mom gave it to me. 816 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,680 Oh, 'cause you don't got no money. 817 00:34:33,770 --> 00:34:36,520 It's a necklace of the Virgin Mary... 818 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,610 and now I'm giving it to you to protect you tonight... 819 00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:40,650 for this so-called Purge. 820 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,530 - Thanks. - You like it? 821 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,150 Yeah. 822 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,900 Okay, how about a thank-you hug? 823 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,530 - Okay. - Okay, come here. 824 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,490 It's a hug, Allie. 825 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,990 - God! - Okay. 826 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,040 - Okay, goodbye. - All right. 827 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,580 Bye! Thank you. Bye. 828 00:34:57,670 --> 00:34:58,880 I'm gonna go talk to your brother. 829 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,130 All right. Okay. 830 00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:02,460 What are you doing? 831 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:03,880 - I'm coming! - What are you doing? 832 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,880 Look at how you live. 833 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,970 Oh, my God! 834 00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,050 Yo, man. 835 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,640 It's never fucking enough. 836 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,930 Man, it's hard trying to please this girl... 837 00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:18,100 my family, my cousin, my friends. 838 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:19,480 I'll tell you right now... 839 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,070 I ain't one of them 'cause I'm proud of you, cuz. 840 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:24,730 - Yeah? - With the Wings and Things shit, man. 841 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:26,900 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shit, when I was locked up, cuz... 842 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,360 the only thing I could think about was getting out of Chicago... 843 00:35:29,450 --> 00:35:30,740 and look at us now. 844 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:33,240 Beverly Hills! Nigga, we made it. 845 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:34,740 You got all types of shit. 846 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:37,500 Look at all these lions, tigers, and bears, oh, my! 847 00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:38,920 - Yeah. - For real, nigga... 848 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,920 like, are we on "Animal Planet" in this motherfucker? 849 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,590 You ever watch that channel? Them motherfuckers be... 850 00:35:42,670 --> 00:35:44,340 You killed all this yourself? 851 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,550 You're doing your thing, man, but for real, cuz... 852 00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:47,760 I'm telling you, man, like... 853 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,340 you got me out of this shit. 854 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:51,340 Like, when I grew up, only thing, you know... 855 00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:53,640 all I've been doing was robbing, stealing, cheating. 856 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,640 Now I ain't gotta do none of that shit no more. 857 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,390 And I know, I know your family tripping off me and everything... 858 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,520 but let me tell you something. They'll get over it. 859 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,520 The best thing about it... 860 00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:05,730 we 3,000 miles away in Beverly Hills... 861 00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:07,280 from Key Flo's crazy ass. 862 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,530 I do not wanna be around that nigga. 863 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:11,410 - That nigga is... - Excuse me. Back up. 864 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:13,030 Key Flo's out? 865 00:36:14,830 --> 00:36:16,290 Yeah, you ain't know that? 866 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,790 I thought he had about five or six years. 867 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:22,080 Nope, that nigga's good and out now. 868 00:36:22,170 --> 00:36:23,630 He killing all the witnesses now. 869 00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:25,380 For real, like, he is killing them. 870 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:27,550 But the crazy part about it... 871 00:36:27,630 --> 00:36:30,260 is the police never found the money... 872 00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:31,630 or they didn't find the weed. 873 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,640 He killed all the witnesses. 874 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,430 Killed them all, man. 875 00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,310 You remember that grandma that told on him? 876 00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:39,730 Bitch dead. 877 00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:41,640 Then he killed this preacher. 878 00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:44,230 This preacher was sitting there riding on a bicycle. 879 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:47,150 - He shot her 72 times. - All right, shut the fuck up, man! 880 00:36:47,230 --> 00:36:48,530 I'm trying to tell you a story. 881 00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:50,820 Fuck Key Flo! 882 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,070 All right? 883 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,410 Why? You nervous? 884 00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:54,660 You you should know... 885 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:56,530 Weren't you with him the day... 886 00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:57,830 the day he got locked up? 887 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,120 You was with him, right? 888 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,750 'Cause you were doing some installation on... 889 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:02,000 No! 890 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,080 I'm just saying, I mean... 891 00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:05,380 you're good, though. 892 00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:06,630 We're out here in Beverly Hills. 893 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:08,340 Ain't nobody gonna fuck with us. 894 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,510 You act like you're with him or something. 895 00:37:12,590 --> 00:37:14,140 Look, I feel, I feel Key Flo... 896 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,800 'cause if that was my shit... 897 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:18,510 nigga's gotta die. D-E-D. 898 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,310 Die. Dead. 899 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:22,440 Finito. 900 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,190 Killing everything. Women, kids, grandma. 901 00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:26,980 Lions, tigers, all this shit. 902 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,440 Nigga gotta die. 903 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,860 Nigga's got... It's karma, bro. 904 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,320 If you're gonna take something from somebody... 905 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,860 - then he's gonna... - I gotta go. 906 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:41,620 Spit all on the weed. 907 00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:45,710 Carl's Junior? 908 00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:48,340 - Hey, Lorena. - Hey. 909 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,880 Oh, this looks cool. 910 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,380 Thanks. It's my vampire lair. 911 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,220 I see that. What are you doing? 912 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:58,100 I would tell you, but I fear the NSA will implicate you. 913 00:37:58,970 --> 00:38:00,850 I completely get it. 914 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,430 I get it. 915 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,190 Are you doing okay? 916 00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:07,480 Yeah, it's just that Dad's always yelling at me. 917 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,480 - And he just makes me mad sometimes. - You wanna talk about it? 918 00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,070 You don't have to be nice to me. 919 00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:15,320 What do you mean "have to"? 920 00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:17,070 I know I'm a weirdo. 921 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,580 My real mom could barely stand to be around me. 922 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,250 She have birth to me. All you did was marry my dad. 923 00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,750 Okay, listen. Your mom loved you. 924 00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:26,790 I promise you she loved you. 925 00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:29,090 And I, believe it or not... 926 00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:31,590 can totally stand to be around you. 927 00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:32,880 - Really? - Yeah. 928 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,550 Well, most of the time. 929 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:37,260 - Thanks, Lorena. - All right, listen. 930 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,300 We have a deal, okay? You don't hide anymore. 931 00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:40,560 We're gonna stick together. 932 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,060 We're gonna be a team, okay? 933 00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:43,930 - Okay. - All right. 934 00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:46,270 Oh, my God! 935 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:48,730 Where's my lighter at? 936 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,860 - Hey. - You got another one of these? 937 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:56,450 This motherfucker here don't seem like it wants to work. 938 00:38:57,410 --> 00:38:59,280 Where'd you get that at? 939 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,620 Where'd I get it from? 940 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,080 Yeah, where'd you get my shit at? 941 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,120 Nigga, I see you have a whole life's supply of this shit... 942 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,960 so I figured I'd help myself, cuz. 943 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,540 What the fuck you talking about? 944 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,210 Oh, God. 945 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,010 No. 946 00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:18,680 What was that? 947 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,100 - What was that? - I don't know. 948 00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,640 Where's the money at? 949 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,520 Is that my dad? 950 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,270 Let's go see what your crazy father's doing... 951 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:29,350 - with Cronut. - Cronut. 952 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,980 'Cause I didn't know if the Purge was gonna come in here. 953 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:33,320 I brought you out here. You're disrespecting my kids. 954 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,980 - Man, come on. - Messing with my wife. 955 00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:36,570 - Come on, bro. - You're threatening them. 956 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,610 - Who would threaten... - You did! You did! 957 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,620 - Get out of here. Get out of here. - Hey, stop. 958 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,820 Hey, you ain't gonna hit me no more... 959 00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:43,620 with that goddamn bat. 960 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,660 You know I did the two years. I die by mine. 961 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,330 Know that. Don't hit me no more. 962 00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:48,960 - Okay, well, know this. - What? 963 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,420 Some kids need their ass spanked... 964 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,130 I think it's the Purge. 965 00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,300 I wasn't gonna fuck your old lady. 966 00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,420 Boy, ain't no purge happening in Beverly Hills. 967 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,340 What's that mean? 968 00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,840 You know what? I'm just gonna check it out. 969 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,680 - Just stay here, okay? - ...I'm sorry! 970 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,430 - Just don't move. - Okay. 971 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:07,770 Time to die, everyone. Movie over. 972 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,780 They're gonna purge me, Carl! 973 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,820 Daddy? Daddy! 974 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,660 - ...you're gonna be sorry! - Get your ass out of here. 975 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:22,780 - Dad! - Carl, that is your family out there. 976 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:25,200 - Fuck him! - But tonight's the Purge! 977 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,830 You put out Cronut again? 978 00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:28,620 Yeah, I kicked Cronut's ass out of here. 979 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,330 Y'all gonna defend a damn dude... 980 00:40:30,410 --> 00:40:31,500 - that just got out of prison? - What? 981 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,460 Let him do some time in Beverly Hills. 982 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,210 - He's gonna die out there. - I don't give a fuck if he dies. 983 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:39,050 - R-I-P, Cronut. - Cronut needs to be inside with us. 984 00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:41,130 It's the Purge! They're crazy. 985 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:43,220 - Let him back in the house. He's family! - Move, bitch! 986 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,180 Yeah! What's up? 987 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:46,930 Yo, what's up, Mr. Frosty? 988 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:49,180 It's Freezee, nigga! I'm sick and tired of you. 989 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,230 - What you doing in my house? - What I was up here doing? 990 00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:53,480 I was making sweet love to your daughter... 991 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,520 making you a grandkid. 992 00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:56,070 With no protection. 993 00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:58,650 John Witherspoon-looking little motherfucker. 994 00:40:58,730 --> 00:40:59,990 - I'm coming up here. - Purge on this nigga! 995 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,070 - Run! - Bitch! 996 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,870 You ready for the Purge? 997 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:08,370 Allie, what you doing up there with that boy? 998 00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:10,500 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna purge this nigga. 999 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,330 - Why? He's my family. Stop! - Shut up! 1000 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,920 I'm doing it for you. 1001 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,380 I thought you said you loved me. 1002 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:19,380 - I love you. Watch this. - That's my family! 1003 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,670 - Shut up, bitch! - Daddy, run! 1004 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,510 Hey, bitch! Shut up! 1005 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:24,220 - You shut up! - Shut up! 1006 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,010 - No, you shut up! - Shut up! 1007 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,510 - Bitch. - Freezee! 1008 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,350 - Bitch, I'm crazy. - Stop! 1009 00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:36,270 I done... with you. 1010 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,480 I knew it. I knew you was crazy! 1011 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:41,440 - Fuck you, Mr. Freeze. - No! Daddy, hide! 1012 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,950 Put the gun down! 1013 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,870 - I'm in the studio, bitch! - Why you doing this? 1014 00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:50,870 You told me I was your trap queen! 1015 00:41:50,950 --> 00:41:52,290 Oh, shit! 1016 00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:58,630 Fuck. Daddy! 1017 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,550 I think I killed him! 1018 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:03,590 Oh, my God. Carl, we're going to jail. 1019 00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:06,550 No. Allie, you're going to jail. 1020 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,430 I don't wanna go to jail! 1021 00:42:08,510 --> 00:42:11,140 - Look what you did. - You told me I was your trap queen! 1022 00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:13,430 - Freezee. - Oh, shit. 1023 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,480 - Damn. - Carl, touch him. 1024 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,900 All right, we got a dead nigga in the house. 1025 00:42:22,990 --> 00:42:24,190 - Oh, Carl. - Okay, now listen. 1026 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:24,990 - Oh, Carl. - Okay, now listen. 1027 00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:27,870 I watched First 48. We gotta wipe this house down. 1028 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:30,080 - First 48? - First 48. 1029 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,450 We gotta make sure ain't no more black people around here... 1030 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:35,160 - 'cause they will snitch. - Wait, it's the Purge, okay? 1031 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,920 It doesn't... we're not gonna get in trouble, remember? 1032 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,790 Yeah, but they'll charge me. 1033 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,500 Carl, no. Don't touch him. 1034 00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:42,590 - That makes it worse. - I don't wanna touch him either. 1035 00:42:42,670 --> 00:42:45,050 - Carl. - Roll up, roll his ass up. 1036 00:42:46,090 --> 00:42:47,340 - Come on. - Oh, no! 1037 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:50,180 - How are we gonna... - I don't wanna touch him! 1038 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,760 Shut the fuck up. 1039 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,600 Oh, God. 1040 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,190 Carl, who is that? 1041 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:04,440 Dad, who is that? 1042 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:10,240 - He's got a chainsaw. - Who is that? 1043 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,700 It's Donald Trump. 1044 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,750 I'm just kidding. It's been a while. 1045 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:21,590 Go to the panic room. 1046 00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:23,210 I heard you. 1047 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,970 - Let's go. - CJ, come on. 1048 00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:37,890 Hello, Carl. 1049 00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:40,400 Or should I call you Mr. Black? 1050 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,650 How do you know my name? 1051 00:43:41,730 --> 00:43:43,320 We know how you can afford... 1052 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,860 to live in this neighborhood... 1053 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:48,070 - and you're not welcome. - You've been Googling my ass? 1054 00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:49,820 You're not wanted here, Carl. 1055 00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:54,120 We enjoy watching your kind on the football field... 1056 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,160 the basketball courts, and the boxing ring. 1057 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,870 But we pay for cable TV... 1058 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,750 to see you on our television... 1059 00:44:01,830 --> 00:44:04,840 not to live in our neighborhood. 1060 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,260 Daddy, I'm scared. 1061 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,840 It's a matter of time... 1062 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,380 before your wife starts to braid hair... 1063 00:44:10,470 --> 00:44:13,930 like Allen Iverson! 1064 00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:16,600 Why does he still have the braids? 1065 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,890 We like Allen Iverson's braids. 1066 00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:20,020 - Yeah. - We do. 1067 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,690 Mr. Black... 1068 00:44:21,770 --> 00:44:23,730 it's a matter of time... 1069 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:26,780 before our wives want to sleep with you. 1070 00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:30,150 And I do not want you destroying my wife's guts. 1071 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,870 So I must destroy you. 1072 00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,700 You think I'm scared of you? 1073 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:38,120 We don't want a nigga. 1074 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,870 - What? - What? 1075 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,540 You out of your mind? 1076 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:42,710 - Too much? - Yeah! 1077 00:44:42,790 --> 00:44:44,460 - What the hell are you thinking? - Way too much. 1078 00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:45,840 Sorry about that, Carl. 1079 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,460 Nah, fuck all that. 1080 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:48,960 No, no, don't be sorry. 1081 00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,970 Your ass is grass for saying that. 1082 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:53,640 That's on me. I really wanna apologize for that. 1083 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,300 So everything else I meant. 1084 00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:58,930 That last part I didn't, so sorry about that. 1085 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:00,140 Don't... that ain't... 1086 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,100 - Put the... - Dude, just let... 1087 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:04,520 You wanna be sorry? Get out my motherfucking house. 1088 00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:05,520 Tonight, you're being purged for being a liar, Carl Black... 1089 00:45:05,521 --> 00:45:07,480 Tonight, you're being purged for being a liar, Carl Black... 1090 00:45:07,570 --> 00:45:10,150 - and I'm coming in there! - You can't get in here! 1091 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,150 - Yeah. - Watch, bitch. 1092 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,990 It's protected by Viper! 1093 00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:15,450 I'm going to cut the power now, Mr. Black. 1094 00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:19,120 So it's going to be harder to see you and your family. 1095 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,830 Maybe if you smile... 1096 00:45:21,910 --> 00:45:24,630 it would help us find you in the dark. 1097 00:45:29,170 --> 00:45:30,590 Fuck. 1098 00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,090 Fuck. 1099 00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:36,350 Jesus. My power tool has run out of gas. 1100 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:38,180 What are the chances? 1101 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,640 I'll be back, Mr. Black. 1102 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,520 Why is my power tool out of gas? 1103 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,980 The Purge is the same time every year, you two imbeciles. 1104 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,860 - I'm scared of the dark. - What? 1105 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:51,190 How are you a vampire and scared of the dark? 1106 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,990 Vampires are scared of the dark sometimes. 1107 00:45:54,070 --> 00:45:56,160 It's just a little thing that goes on. 1108 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,330 Don't worry about it. We're on lockdown. 1109 00:45:58,410 --> 00:45:59,830 They can't do nothing to us. 1110 00:45:59,910 --> 00:46:01,370 They killed the power. 1111 00:46:03,290 --> 00:46:04,370 Up with y'all? 1112 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:06,960 What the hell? Where'd you come from? 1113 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,000 - I came through the back. - The back? 1114 00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:11,260 What the hell you mean you came through the back? 1115 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,260 - We on lockdown! - Clearly, we're not. 1116 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,550 Man, you got a lot of broke windows out there in the back. 1117 00:46:15,630 --> 00:46:16,840 You need to get that shit checked. 1118 00:46:16,930 --> 00:46:18,760 You ain't check that shit on Zillow before you bought this shit? 1119 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:21,680 Look, if that window's open... 1120 00:46:21,770 --> 00:46:23,390 who knows what else is open. 1121 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,140 You go check out the front... 1122 00:46:25,230 --> 00:46:26,400 and I'ma go check out the back. 1123 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,230 Wait, wait, wait, black people don't split up. 1124 00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:29,820 - Yeah. - We gotta split up tonight. 1125 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:31,400 Girls, y'all stay here. 1126 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,150 Come on, let's do it. 1127 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,620 All right, guys, listen... 1128 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:40,280 we're gonna be fine as long as we stay together. 1129 00:46:40,370 --> 00:46:42,410 I can't take this anymore. I have to go. 1130 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,330 - Carl's Jr! - God! 1131 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,010 The Purge is on, motherfuckers! 1132 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:04,230 - Who's there? - Welcome to the neighborhood, Blacks! 1133 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:10,980 Hey, hey! They're upstairs! 1134 00:47:11,070 --> 00:47:12,820 It's gonna be okay. 1135 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,940 Dark is just the opposite of light. 1136 00:47:16,150 --> 00:47:17,200 I don't play that shit. 1137 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,490 You think you're gonna run me out of this nice-ass house? 1138 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:21,490 I'm from the hood. Can't nothing fuck with me. 1139 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,800 Once you go black, you die! 1140 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,090 Bitch, this is not a game. 1141 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:58,280 Shut the fucking door around here, shit. 1142 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,160 Bitch-ass! 1143 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:04,910 Bad night to be a lyin', thievin' runaway. 1144 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,880 Key Flo... 1145 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,250 what you doin' in L.A., baby? 1146 00:48:16,550 --> 00:48:19,800 Crazy shit goin' on out there tonight, Carl. 1147 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,510 You scared, Carl? 1148 00:48:21,590 --> 00:48:23,720 No, I ain't scared. 1149 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,720 I'm just doing some dishes for my family. 1150 00:48:27,770 --> 00:48:29,310 Fuck am I scared, be scared of? 1151 00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:30,890 You look real good, Carl. 1152 00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:32,770 I appreciate it. I been drinking my water... 1153 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,360 eating cantaloupes, watermelons. 1154 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,030 Real good, like a scoop of... 1155 00:48:36,110 --> 00:48:38,900 - What the fuck is that? - ...chocolate ice cream. 1156 00:48:38,990 --> 00:48:41,030 You know chocolate's my favorite, man. 1157 00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:42,450 Well, I'm mocha brown. 1158 00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:47,040 Damn, I heard you just got out too, man. You look good. 1159 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,460 They said you was just rollin' around the neighborhood, man... 1160 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:51,210 and decided you want to stop in my kitchen. 1161 00:48:52,420 --> 00:48:54,380 - Yeah, to your kitchen. - Yeah. 1162 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:55,920 Looks pretty good, marble tables... 1163 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,880 - Since we old friends, I need to know... - Oh, shit. 1164 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,800 How much a place like this costs. 1165 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,800 Man, you know this ain't really, like, a real mansion. 1166 00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:06,720 - Really? - Yeah. 1167 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,770 Whatever you paid, it had to be steep. 1168 00:49:08,850 --> 00:49:10,810 I got some financial backers, man. 1169 00:49:10,890 --> 00:49:14,190 Financial backers? Maybe like Bank Key Flo. 1170 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,440 Remember that? 1171 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:19,570 You forgot about how you left Chicago? 1172 00:49:19,650 --> 00:49:21,990 With a whole lot of money and a whole lot of drugs... 1173 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:23,570 that didn't belong to you. 1174 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,410 I'm not even gonna bring up the shit you stole... 1175 00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:28,240 - besides that, you know. - What did I take? 1176 00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,910 - A space heater. - I didn't take no damn space heater. 1177 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Nigga, you took my space heater, nigga! 1178 00:49:33,830 --> 00:49:34,920 That's right. 1179 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000 You took my toilet seat with the dollar bills on it. 1180 00:49:38,090 --> 00:49:40,210 - A toilet seat? - You know what the fuck I'm talking about! 1181 00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,970 I don't even like toilet seats! 1182 00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:43,430 That's one thing about me. 1183 00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:44,930 Guess what? 1184 00:49:45,010 --> 00:49:49,060 You gonna get my money and my dope back. 1185 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:49,970 Tonight. 1186 00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:51,770 Why are you so angry? 1187 00:49:51,850 --> 00:49:53,600 Nigga, you don't need to worry about all that. 1188 00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:55,600 - You know what you need to worry about? - What? 1189 00:49:55,690 --> 00:49:58,270 Is that tonight, I can kill you for free. 1190 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,030 - For free? - For free. 1191 00:50:00,110 --> 00:50:02,990 Won't go back to jail. You'll just be smoked, nigga. 1192 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:04,780 Off the count. You know what I'm saying? 1193 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:08,280 You're gonna give me all my shit back... tonight. 1194 00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:11,040 How did you get out here, on Southwest? 1195 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,790 I know you's a funny nigga and all that... 1196 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:16,040 but I ain't in the mood for no jokes right now. 1197 00:50:16,130 --> 00:50:19,590 I know it, and I'm trying to make sure that me and you don't fall out. 1198 00:50:19,710 --> 00:50:21,300 I'm gonna give you your money back. 1199 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:23,380 I got some Mexicans that's gonna come in town. 1200 00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:26,180 They bringing a hundred of them things in here. 1201 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,550 - I'm their connect. - Who's your connect, nigga? 1202 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,430 I will cut your fucking goatee off, nigga! 1203 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:32,890 - Please, don't. - This not a fucking game. 1204 00:50:32,891 --> 00:50:35,810 - Please, don't. - This not a fucking game. 1205 00:50:35,890 --> 00:50:38,400 This is real. This is real, nigga. 1206 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,980 You gonna give me all of mine tonight. 1207 00:50:41,070 --> 00:50:42,820 And if you don't give me mine... 1208 00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:46,860 I'ma have to add some more colors to my flashy track suit. 1209 00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:50,240 Yeah, maybe some red or some brown. 1210 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:53,290 Whoever let you walk out the house with that jacket is not your friend. 1211 00:50:53,370 --> 00:50:55,460 Nigga! This ain't the time for your goddamn... 1212 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,840 I want my money and my dope, nigga. 1213 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,090 Tonight. 1214 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:06,470 You wrong, man, 'cause you got busted. 1215 00:51:06,550 --> 00:51:09,510 When the police came looking for you, you left... 1216 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,050 and that's when I took the stuff. 1217 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:12,930 The police was gonna get it anyway. 1218 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:15,310 - Hey, baby. - Carl, you lied to me. 1219 00:51:15,390 --> 00:51:17,190 Baby, not right now. Come on. 1220 00:51:17,270 --> 00:51:19,610 You have this man in here with a gun... 1221 00:51:19,690 --> 00:51:21,570 about to purge us, and you're lying? 1222 00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:22,940 No, I didn't, I didn't... 1223 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,570 Look, I can't explain it to you right now... 1224 00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:29,360 but I'll explain it to you later, all right? 1225 00:51:29,450 --> 00:51:31,030 Can't catch a break tonight, can you, Carl? 1226 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,740 - Daddy, help me! - I think that's Allie. 1227 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:35,750 That's my daughter right there, man, they gonna purge me! 1228 00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:38,710 I'm purging you, nigga! 1229 00:51:38,790 --> 00:51:40,750 - There is no "they." - Look, man, let me tell you something... 1230 00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:42,540 I don't know who the fuck you think I am... 1231 00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:44,340 - but I ain't gonna stand for this! - Shit! 1232 00:51:48,470 --> 00:51:49,640 Bitch-ass. 1233 00:51:56,350 --> 00:51:58,390 Key Flo? 1234 00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,900 Key Flo? Key Flo? 1235 00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:04,270 Key Flo, you cool? Key Flo? 1236 00:52:14,330 --> 00:52:15,740 Bitch, you thought I was gone? 1237 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,790 Duck, duck, goose, motherfucker. 1238 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,960 Carl Black, bring your bitch-ass out here. 1239 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,500 You are light-skinned. All light-skinned niggas are bitches. 1240 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,930 You can't hide! 1241 00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:35,350 Lady on my chain, please don't let them... 1242 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,770 Daddy, they purgin' us! 1243 00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:40,810 Daddy... 1244 00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:45,980 You freakin' republican! 1245 00:52:46,070 --> 00:52:49,070 Please! Please don't hurt me! 1246 00:52:49,150 --> 00:52:50,200 Please! 1247 00:52:51,410 --> 00:52:52,820 - Who are you? - You missed. 1248 00:52:52,910 --> 00:52:54,410 - Who are you? - Bitch. 1249 00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:56,700 - What do you want? - Cut it out. 1250 00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:01,120 Dennis Strahan. 1251 00:53:01,210 --> 00:53:03,750 But you might know me by another name... 1252 00:53:03,830 --> 00:53:04,960 Visa. 1253 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,960 - Visa? - That's right. 1254 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,460 And I'm here for Carl Black. 1255 00:53:09,550 --> 00:53:13,220 Your deadbeat dad has multiple cards under multiple names... 1256 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:16,680 buying iPads he can't afford. I see the Louboutin receipts! 1257 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,810 Well, can't he just take out a loan, or layaway... 1258 00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:21,520 Too late for that. The bigwigs decided. 1259 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,100 I'm here to take the Black family off the books. 1260 00:53:24,190 --> 00:53:25,480 Tonight! 1261 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,570 - Where is he? - I don't know! 1262 00:53:27,650 --> 00:53:29,650 - Yes, you do, little girl. - No, I don't! 1263 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,110 And I'm gonna find him! 1264 00:53:31,190 --> 00:53:33,070 Your account is canceled, bitch! 1265 00:53:35,450 --> 00:53:37,160 Surprise! 1266 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,660 Shut up! Don't you call my girl a bitch! 1267 00:53:40,830 --> 00:53:42,500 Fuck you! 1268 00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:44,250 You people are all the same. 1269 00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:46,250 You want the best brand names... 1270 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,840 but do you want to work for it? No! 1271 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,590 Well, guess what? We're the credit card company... 1272 00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:54,760 and we own your ass! 1273 00:53:58,810 --> 00:54:00,770 Get off of her. 1274 00:54:00,850 --> 00:54:01,930 Get off of her! 1275 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:09,610 Is he dead? 1276 00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:11,780 I think we killed him. 1277 00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:21,830 Take that, motherfucker! Yeah! 1278 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,370 Piece of shit! 1279 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,880 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1280 00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:41,430 Come to papa. 1281 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,140 I'm coming for you, storm troopers. 1282 00:54:44,230 --> 00:54:47,730 Carl, stop playing that. 1283 00:54:47,810 --> 00:54:50,150 They purgin', bro. 1284 00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:54,490 Are you okay? 1285 00:54:54,570 --> 00:54:56,450 No! 1286 00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:58,700 I thought you said we were safe in Beverly Hills. 1287 00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:00,910 Your father told me the same thing, okay? 1288 00:55:00,990 --> 00:55:03,000 Okay. 1289 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,910 Allie, did you hear that? 1290 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,010 - Daddy! - Fuck! What y'all doing over here? 1291 00:55:14,090 --> 00:55:15,470 You lied to us. 1292 00:55:15,550 --> 00:55:17,130 Look, we're gonna talk about that later, all right? 1293 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,300 - When? - Don't start that shit right now. 1294 00:55:19,390 --> 00:55:21,350 - I can't stand you. - Stop it! 1295 00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:24,310 Listen, if anything happens to me... 1296 00:55:24,390 --> 00:55:26,770 - I love y'all. - Stop that shit right now. 1297 00:55:26,850 --> 00:55:28,400 You can't hide forever! 1298 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,310 - Look, they purgin', all right? - She killed somebody. 1299 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,190 - I did! - I killed a motherfucker, too! 1300 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,450 Listen, where's Carl's Jr? 1301 00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:38,530 - We don't know, he's hiding. - Go find him, Carl. 1302 00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:40,780 Oh, man, that's my only son. 1303 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,240 - Please get us out of here. - Isn't this more fun than our anniversary? 1304 00:55:43,330 --> 00:55:46,080 - We've gotta go find Carl. - Let's go. Come on. 1305 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,120 - Carl, be careful. - Come out to play, Webster. 1306 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:52,380 - I ain't fuckin' scared. - What you talkin' about, Willis? 1307 00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:56,050 - I'm scared. - I'm the man of the fuckin' house. 1308 00:55:56,130 --> 00:55:57,630 If the tall one looks like O.J., I'm gettin' him! 1309 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,630 I don't wanna die. 1310 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,720 - I love you. - Don't hold my fuckin' arm so tight. 1311 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,560 I'm sorry! 1312 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,060 - Carl. - Go kill it. 1313 00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:13,320 Okay, come on, come on. 1314 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,400 I'ma blow that do-rag right off 50 Cent. 1315 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,660 Slow down, Carl. 1316 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,990 See anything? 1317 00:56:31,580 --> 00:56:35,000 - What's wrong, son? - Come here, Carl. 1318 00:56:35,090 --> 00:56:37,630 Carl's Jr, come here. 1319 00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:39,420 Boy, get your ass over here. 1320 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:43,100 Goddamn! 1321 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,600 What the fuck? 1322 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,310 Tonight is the Purge, Carl Black. 1323 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,150 Wait, where... Where I know you from? 1324 00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:58,110 Carl Black, you know me. 1325 00:56:58,190 --> 00:56:59,610 You better let my son go! 1326 00:56:59,690 --> 00:57:01,280 Not tonight, Carl. 1327 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,950 Not tonight. You have to pay your debt tonight. 1328 00:57:10,870 --> 00:57:13,710 - Where do I know you from? - Got a real short memory, Carl. 1329 00:57:13,790 --> 00:57:15,710 - Where do I know you from? - Shit. 1330 00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,460 I'm James Clown... 1331 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:20,300 from Clowny Bouncing House and Party Rentals. 1332 00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:22,630 - You know me. - Oh, yeah, I remember you. 1333 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,220 You were at my 10th birthday party. 1334 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,050 - That was a really good one, right? - Yeah! 1335 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,520 I really enjoyed that one, too. They don't give parties like that anymore. 1336 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,060 But still! 1337 00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:31,390 Nigga, you talkin' about the jumpy houses? 1338 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,400 Yeah, I'm talkin' about the jumpy houses that you rented and never paid me... 1339 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,810 and had me there all day. 1340 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:38,150 - I think I do remember this. - Yes, you remember me... 1341 00:57:38,230 --> 00:57:40,400 and tonight you gonna pay with your narrow ass. 1342 00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:43,570 You got the bouncy house, 1343 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,910 you got the card trick. 1344 00:57:44,990 --> 00:57:48,160 You got the Platinum Party Package deal. 1345 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,620 Yes, you got it all, and you never paid. 1346 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,830 I got the Platinum Party Package Deal? 1347 00:57:52,910 --> 00:57:55,330 You know you got it, Carl Black... 1348 00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:56,920 and then you gave me this fake number... 1349 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,340 to call you for an invoice, and there was nothing. 1350 00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:02,670 Let me tell you something, James Clown from the jumpies. 1351 00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,590 I don't give a fuck where you from. 1352 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,600 That's my motherfucking son... 1353 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,310 and I'd die for his ass. 1354 00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:11,520 - Really? - Really. 1355 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,930 Leg shot! 1356 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,190 - I got fired because of you. - No, no you didn't. 1357 00:58:19,270 --> 00:58:20,610 You should have had the damn party... 1358 00:58:20,690 --> 00:58:22,610 on the first or the 15th of the month, that's what. 1359 00:58:22,690 --> 00:58:25,990 Goddamn rotten little kids of yours. They threw pies at me. 1360 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:28,280 I don't know where they get those goddamn pies. 1361 00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:31,290 - Yeah, they ain't worth a damn. - I never seen a pit bull with a perm. 1362 00:58:31,370 --> 00:58:33,790 Your mother's so ugly, when she turns around... 1363 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:36,460 she make Right Guard make a left, and make Secret a rumor, motherfucker. 1364 00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:39,630 Hey, man, your breath smell like adult toys. 1365 00:58:39,710 --> 00:58:40,960 Motherfucker! 1366 00:58:46,130 --> 00:58:47,470 I want my money! 1367 00:58:47,550 --> 00:58:50,220 Give me my money now, Carl Black. 1368 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:56,020 Take your motherfucking hands off my motherfucking cousin, clown. 1369 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,730 Don't make me make you my bitch, nigga. 1370 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,860 You better recognize and realize. Better not touch my dog. 1371 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:01,520 Turn around right now and tell him you sorry... 1372 00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:02,940 or I'll beat your motherfucking ass. 1373 00:59:03,030 --> 00:59:05,820 I ain't scared to go back to jail, nigga. I already did two years, nigga. 1374 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:09,320 I know my number by heart. 643586 something, nigga. 1375 00:59:09,410 --> 00:59:11,160 - Tell him them numbers. - Fuck's wrong with you? 1376 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,790 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Leg shot. 1377 00:59:14,410 --> 00:59:15,750 I ain't even feel it. I ain't even feel it. 1378 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,590 Give me my money, you dumb son of a bitch. 1379 00:59:21,670 --> 00:59:24,050 You still got pieces of ear in your teeth. 1380 00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:26,880 You're a low-down, sucker, fucker, fake... 1381 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,230 I'm gonna drill your big-ass head. 1382 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:37,850 No one messes with Cronut's family! 1383 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:39,600 You hear me? 1384 00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:46,700 Oh, my God, you killed him! 1385 00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:48,700 - He's dead. - Oh, my gosh! 1386 00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:52,080 - Oh, man. - Shit. They gonna take me back to jail. 1387 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,540 - I killed him. - You done killed Venus Williams. 1388 00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:56,580 They gonna take me back to jail, Carl! 1389 00:59:57,660 --> 01:00:00,540 - Shit. - Cronut! 1390 01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:03,040 We gotta get out of this house. Come on. 1391 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:04,800 Told you! 1392 01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:07,970 Who can I snitch on this time? 1393 01:00:13,470 --> 01:00:14,850 Oh, shit! 1394 01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:19,560 Carl Black? 1395 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,400 Where you at? 1396 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,770 Where's the keys to the car? 1397 01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:24,190 They're right there on that table. 1398 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,820 Got get 'em. 1399 01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:29,030 Come on, Carl, man. I just killed somebody, man. 1400 01:00:29,110 --> 01:00:30,410 I'm tired, man. 1401 01:00:30,490 --> 01:00:31,910 All that shit you was talking? 1402 01:00:31,990 --> 01:00:34,450 Carl Black? Are you dead, motherfucker? 1403 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:36,830 Let me protect them. I'll protect them. 1404 01:00:36,910 --> 01:00:40,370 - You go and get 'em. - Yeah! Somebody gonna get purged tonight! 1405 01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:43,460 I got them. I got them. You go get him. 1406 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:46,840 Be careful, Daddy. Be careful. 1407 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:52,760 You stole that money and ran off to California like I couldn't find you! 1408 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:56,060 You took Key Flo's money, and I need it back. 1409 01:00:57,890 --> 01:01:00,190 I need that money back... 1410 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,900 I know you was wondering who was coming down that chimney. 1411 01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:08,820 It ain't Santa Claus, bitch. 1412 01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:10,990 Ho, ho, merry Christmas. 1413 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:12,950 I'm about to give you peace on Earth... 1414 01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:15,870 'cause I got the pieces right here, motherfucker. 1415 01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:18,330 I came down your chimney, I had to hold my breath. 1416 01:01:18,410 --> 01:01:21,120 All the way down, and do you know how long I had to hold my stomach in... 1417 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:24,000 to get through that motherfucker? 1418 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,960 Up on the rooftop Click, click, click 1419 01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:30,800 I'm 'bout to shoot off Carl Black's dick. 1420 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,760 Where you at, bitch? 1421 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,180 - Where you at? - I don't even know you, man. 1422 01:01:35,260 --> 01:01:37,390 I see you, motherfucker. 1423 01:01:39,850 --> 01:01:43,020 Remember me? I'm your parole officer, bitch... 1424 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,150 and I'm your P.O... 1425 01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:47,820 who is pissed the fuck off. 1426 01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:49,400 Fuck you! 1427 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:52,150 - Y'all run! - You stole from Key Flo. 1428 01:01:56,030 --> 01:01:58,200 Your mama snitched on you. 1429 01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,990 It's easy to get something out of your mama... 1430 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,290 when I gave her some Hennessey and some of this dick! 1431 01:02:04,210 --> 01:02:06,000 If I throw a cheeseburger on the ground... 1432 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,290 you've got to make a decision, big boy! 1433 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:12,630 I got the keys, fat motherfucker. 1434 01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:15,390 Fuck you callin' me fat? 1435 01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:19,310 Yeah, I was just playing with you, Carl Black. 1436 01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:23,020 Thinking about sending your punk ass to jail, make you somebody's bitch. 1437 01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,810 You my bitch! 1438 01:02:24,890 --> 01:02:27,520 Now I got these infrared beams out, pimp... 1439 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,820 and they never miss. 1440 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:33,110 Hey, Carl Black, consider your ass... 1441 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:35,030 purged! 1442 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,500 I thought he shot me. 1443 01:02:56,630 --> 01:02:59,550 Shit. It's a fuckin' cardboard box. 1444 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,890 What the fuck? 1445 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,940 God is good. 1446 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:15,240 Precious is dead down here! 1447 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,450 We killed Shamu! 1448 01:03:17,530 --> 01:03:19,450 Carl Black, you punk bitch... 1449 01:03:19,530 --> 01:03:21,490 I told you I'd be back. 1450 01:03:23,330 --> 01:03:26,160 Nigga, where are you? I will fuck your wife. 1451 01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:35,510 Daddy! 1452 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,010 - Carl! - Take that thing off. 1453 01:03:39,090 --> 01:03:40,680 They tried to kill me downstairs. 1454 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,970 - They're trying to kill all of us, man. - For real. 1455 01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:44,720 Why'd you leave him down there alone? 1456 01:03:44,810 --> 01:03:46,810 Somebody had to be there to protect y'all. I'd die for y'all. 1457 01:03:46,890 --> 01:03:49,060 I'm here for you, and you! 1458 01:03:49,150 --> 01:03:50,730 Okay, okay, listen, listen. 1459 01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:52,770 We got to get downstairs and we got to get in that truck... 1460 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:54,440 and get the fuck out of here, all right? 1461 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,150 - Now. - Let's go, man, you right. 1462 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,740 - Yeah, let's do it. - I need my weed and I need my money. 1463 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:01,950 I promise I'ma give you everything as soon as we get out of here. 1464 01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:04,620 You better. Junior, come out from up under there. 1465 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,120 - Come on, baby. - Junior! 1466 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:14,090 I'm not the one you want! You want Carl Black! 1467 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,470 Saw someone run down the hall. 1468 01:04:20,550 --> 01:04:22,970 Cronut, Cronut, Cronut! 1469 01:04:23,050 --> 01:04:24,760 - Damn! - Cronut, God damn. 1470 01:04:24,850 --> 01:04:27,180 Are we just gonna leave him in there? 1471 01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:29,690 They got him. That mean they got my damn money. 1472 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:31,940 Cronut's going to little man heaven. 1473 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:33,480 Daddy, now is not the time. 1474 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:35,650 They took his do-rag off. You know he balded. 1475 01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:37,070 Oh, no. 1476 01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,610 Feels like we in a goddamn horror movie. 1477 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,160 - Okay, now, what's the rules? - What are the rules? 1478 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,160 - What rules? - The scary movie rules. 1479 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,950 Yeah, horror movie rules. 1480 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,250 We gotta do the shit that white people don't do. 1481 01:04:48,330 --> 01:04:50,080 - Survive? - No. 1482 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,040 Let's get out of here quicker than a cat can lick its ass. 1483 01:04:52,130 --> 01:04:55,000 Carl Black? 1484 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:57,710 I came to purge you. Come on, you bitch-ass nigga! 1485 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,010 I'm going to blow-dart your ass. 1486 01:05:00,090 --> 01:05:03,890 Scary movie, scary movie. Texas Chainsaw... 1487 01:05:06,430 --> 01:05:09,140 - Friday the 13th... - Gonna get you, suckers. 1488 01:05:09,230 --> 01:05:11,850 - No... - Carl's Jr., you're not helping. 1489 01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:13,020 I'm trying. 1490 01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:17,570 Okay, Halloween, Laurie Strode... 1491 01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:19,740 Jamie Lee Curtis, in her breakout role. 1492 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:20,940 - Escapes from Michael Myers. - What does she do? 1493 01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:22,530 - Escapes from Michael Myers. - What does she do? 1494 01:05:22,610 --> 01:05:24,990 She stabs him in the eye and pushes him out the window. 1495 01:05:25,070 --> 01:05:27,240 Come on out, Sofia Vergara. 1496 01:05:27,330 --> 01:05:30,160 Of course, he's not dead. He comes back again and again and again, 1497 01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:32,830 becoming an undead killing machine. 1498 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,170 So, basically, what I'm saying is, we're going to die. 1499 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:38,760 - We're all going to die. - You gonna die! If you keep talking! 1500 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,590 - Just talking about scary... - Shut up! Who got a belt? 1501 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:42,050 Okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1502 01:05:42,130 --> 01:05:44,260 I'll tear your ass up in the middle of this purge. 1503 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:46,640 - Can't run from us now! - Quit trying to help! 1504 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,020 Smells like black chicken. 1505 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,850 I'm gonna go get the black one! 1506 01:05:50,930 --> 01:05:53,850 - Told you. - You can't hide forever! 1507 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:00,490 Carl's Jr! 1508 01:06:00,570 --> 01:06:02,950 Carl! 1509 01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:05,030 I'm just gonna go get him, okay? 1510 01:06:05,110 --> 01:06:06,450 All right. 1511 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,080 Look, this is my fault. 1512 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,330 When I came with all them scams and all that different stuff. 1513 01:06:10,410 --> 01:06:12,710 I was just trying to give my family a better life, okay? 1514 01:06:12,790 --> 01:06:15,920 - I know. - And now people getting killed and shit. 1515 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,170 - Damn. - Come out, come out wherever you are! 1516 01:06:21,550 --> 01:06:22,800 I hope you forgive me. 1517 01:06:24,130 --> 01:06:26,390 I forgive you for it. 1518 01:06:26,470 --> 01:06:27,930 I love you. 1519 01:06:28,010 --> 01:06:29,810 You lied, Mr. Black... 1520 01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:33,140 - so I'm here to purge you, Carl. - Go, go, go, go. 1521 01:06:33,230 --> 01:06:36,060 Carl, careful. 1522 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:38,360 If you want me, come and get me. 1523 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,820 Carl, you lied to me on your application! 1524 01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:43,440 Nobody has a credit score of 45,000! 1525 01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:48,950 Carl, your family and you don't belong here. 1526 01:06:49,030 --> 01:06:51,740 I invited some of your friends from Chicago. 1527 01:06:51,830 --> 01:06:53,660 Turns out you owe everyone money. 1528 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,750 - Why you doing this to me? - You were born. 1529 01:06:56,830 --> 01:06:59,960 We don't want you in this neighborhood, Willis. 1530 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,510 Next thing you know, try to buy my son some Air Jordans... 1531 01:07:03,590 --> 01:07:04,920 they're gone. 1532 01:07:05,010 --> 01:07:07,590 Now my son's gotta wear New Balance. 1533 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,640 Then your kids... 1534 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:13,770 are gonna wanna have sex with my kids... 1535 01:07:13,850 --> 01:07:16,020 and we got a bunch of kids... 1536 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:18,350 Paula Pattons running around the neighborhood. 1537 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,110 Man, fuck Nick Cannon! 1538 01:07:20,190 --> 01:07:22,110 What's Nick Cannon got to do with this shit? 1539 01:07:22,190 --> 01:07:24,440 I don't know! I'm rambling. 1540 01:07:27,570 --> 01:07:31,030 I have never been inside this home. 1541 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,330 The crown molding is amazing. 1542 01:07:34,410 --> 01:07:36,500 This would be a great house to live in. 1543 01:07:36,580 --> 01:07:40,290 Or a great house to die in! 1544 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,210 Tell you what, Carl. 1545 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:45,050 Consider this home a swamp... 1546 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:47,380 and I'm the alligator. 1547 01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:49,720 Chomp, chomp. 1548 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,760 About to bite that ass. 1549 01:07:58,270 --> 01:08:00,350 Han Solo's dead. 1550 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,360 Spoiler alert. 1551 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,740 The little one, he escaped! 1552 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:10,870 We have to find him now... 1553 01:08:10,950 --> 01:08:12,620 that little Kevin Hart. 1554 01:08:21,540 --> 01:08:23,920 Weird, cap-looking bitch. 1555 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,920 One down, five to go. 1556 01:08:24,921 --> 01:08:26,010 One down, five to go. 1557 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,180 Carl's Jr? 1558 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,810 Carl's Jr. 1559 01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:43,520 Carl's Jr. 1560 01:08:46,030 --> 01:08:47,940 - Damn it. - Okay. 1561 01:08:48,030 --> 01:08:50,820 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 1562 01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:04,380 Allie, stop crying, okay? 1563 01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:05,920 Nobody's gonna kill us, okay? 1564 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,880 We are not gonna get purged in here. 1565 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,470 We are the Blacks, do you understand? 1566 01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:11,760 - Who are we? - We're the Blacks. 1567 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,470 - Okay. - Is this 911? 1568 01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:14,760 No, 211. 1569 01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:16,430 Yes, my name... 1570 01:09:16,510 --> 01:09:21,770 My name is Carl Lawrence Black. 1571 01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:23,400 Stop breathing so hard, motherfucker. 1572 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,810 I'm not selling ass. 1573 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:27,230 We have to go into the shower... 1574 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:28,690 ...together. 1575 01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:32,030 I don't wanna be gay. 1576 01:09:32,110 --> 01:09:33,570 Not like that. 1577 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,790 - You go first. - You go first. 1578 01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:40,200 - He's your brother. - This is your house. 1579 01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:41,290 Fine. 1580 01:09:41,370 --> 01:09:44,460 I need you to send some help over here right now... 1581 01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:47,130 'cause if you don't, I'ma kill myself! 1582 01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:48,210 Well, nigga, go ahead! 1583 01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,710 Kill yourself. I don't give a fuck. 1584 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,090 Allie, look at me. We can do this, okay? 1585 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:54,680 We're not gonna die here, all right? 1586 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,810 - You really do love us, Lorena. - Of course I do. 1587 01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:59,930 What do you think I'm doing all this crazy shit for? 1588 01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:01,850 - I thought you was a ho. - God. 1589 01:10:01,930 --> 01:10:03,520 All right. 1590 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:05,770 Allie. 1591 01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:08,690 All right, one, point the light that way... 1592 01:10:08,770 --> 01:10:09,980 - Okay. - and let's go. 1593 01:10:10,070 --> 01:10:11,690 Okay. 1594 01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:14,780 Okay. 1595 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,030 All right, let's go. 1596 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,950 Man, I'm a black man in Beverly Hills. 1597 01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:19,870 - I got a 310 number. - Nigga, you don't move your black ass... 1598 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:22,540 out them white people's house. They're gonna fuck you up, man! 1599 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:24,290 Get out, nigga! 1600 01:10:24,370 --> 01:10:25,580 Hello? 1601 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,670 Hello! 1602 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,920 Hello? 1603 01:11:01,830 --> 01:11:03,700 Hey! 1604 01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:05,250 - Hey! - Shit. 1605 01:11:05,330 --> 01:11:07,710 I'm gonna purge your ass tonight, yeah. 1606 01:11:07,790 --> 01:11:09,710 Gonna purge your ass tonight. 1607 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:11,420 Gonna purge your... 1608 01:11:14,130 --> 01:11:17,430 What y'all bitches doing in my mansion on purge night? 1609 01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:20,930 - Your mansion? - Did I stutter? 1610 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,220 My mansion! 1611 01:11:22,310 --> 01:11:26,190 If you're here, okay, to purge my husband Carl... 1612 01:11:26,270 --> 01:11:27,730 Your husband? 1613 01:11:27,810 --> 01:11:30,020 Carl, your husband? 1614 01:11:30,110 --> 01:11:32,570 Baby, I could write a book... 1615 01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:33,860 on the shit you don't know. 1616 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:36,490 - Allie, who is this? - I don't know. 1617 01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:39,990 Talk to Shoranda. I'm listening. 1618 01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:42,620 We don't know who you are, bitch. 1619 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:45,790 - Who the fuck are you? - Who the fuck are you? 1620 01:11:45,870 --> 01:11:49,040 - Who the fuck are you? - Who the fuck are you? 1621 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,380 - Shut the fuck up! - She has a cleaver! 1622 01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:54,130 I will chop them fucking brains out, bitch. 1623 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,720 Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. 1624 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,930 Miss, what do you want? 1625 01:11:59,010 --> 01:12:01,220 I came to get my husband back... 1626 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:02,930 Carl Black. 1627 01:12:03,010 --> 01:12:04,640 - Your husband? - Yes. 1628 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,560 My husband that you stole from me. 1629 01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,730 He belongs to Shoranda. 1630 01:12:09,810 --> 01:12:11,980 Shoranda Black, bitch. 1631 01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:13,900 Oh, my God, I do remember her. 1632 01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:16,650 - From where? - She gave my daddy a ride... 1633 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:19,280 and he got a restraining order against her. 1634 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,280 And I made that fool a pie. 1635 01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:22,660 He doesn't like pie. 1636 01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:25,620 He loves this pie, boo. 1637 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:27,660 - Hey! - She's a stalker. 1638 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,170 Don't play with me. 1639 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:31,750 I will slit your fucking throat. 1640 01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:33,590 Hey! 1641 01:12:33,670 --> 01:12:35,760 Let's purge, bitch. 1642 01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:39,050 Lorena! 1643 01:12:40,550 --> 01:12:41,800 Stop it! 1644 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,140 Girl, he's not your man. 1645 01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:46,310 He's a liar, but he's my liar. 1646 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,560 He's my liar, too, bitch! 1647 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,320 - Big Shoranda. - Slam it over her head. 1648 01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:58,110 Fuck it... 1649 01:12:58,190 --> 01:12:59,780 You done hit me on my goddamn back! 1650 01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:02,030 Carl's Jr! Oh, my gosh. 1651 01:13:02,110 --> 01:13:03,780 You did it. You did it! 1652 01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:07,330 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I was hiding over there, Mom. 1653 01:13:07,410 --> 01:13:09,540 - You called me mom. - Yeah, is that okay? 1654 01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:11,120 Yes. 1655 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:13,630 - Oh, my God. Allie, are you okay? - I'm fine. 1656 01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:15,800 - Thank you, Lorena. - You're welcome. 1657 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,170 All right, listen, guys. 1658 01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,800 We have to go out there... 1659 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,050 Why are you taking your shirt off? 1660 01:13:22,130 --> 01:13:23,840 ...and get your dad, okay? 1661 01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:26,850 - No more hiding, Junior, okay? - Okay, okay. 1662 01:13:26,930 --> 01:13:28,560 All right, let's stick together, okay? 1663 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,730 - Okay. - Okay. 1664 01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,560 - Let's go. - You did it, Blacula. 1665 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,850 - Crazy bitch. - Hey! 1666 01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:35,230 We gotta get out of this house. 1667 01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:36,940 We gotta get out of here! 1668 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,570 Carl, come on, man. Come out! 1669 01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:44,370 In another neighborhood, we could've been friends. 1670 01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:46,530 I saw Django. 1671 01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:50,040 I was glad Jamie Foxx killed all those people. 1672 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,870 I would've never put your wife in a box... 1673 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,380 in the backyard. 1674 01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:56,590 That was bullshit. 1675 01:13:56,670 --> 01:13:58,000 Fuckers. 1676 01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:05,220 - White power. - White power. 1677 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,720 You motherfuckers think you can come here on Purge night? 1678 01:14:08,810 --> 01:14:11,890 Welcome to the Beverly Hills Ku Klux Klan, motherfuckers. 1679 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:14,310 Amen! 1680 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,230 You think you can come into my neighborhood... 1681 01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:17,520 straight out of Compton... 1682 01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:19,530 waving your hands in the motherfucking air... 1683 01:14:19,610 --> 01:14:21,070 like you just don't care... 1684 01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:22,490 This look like the Oscars. 1685 01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,160 Oh, my God. 1686 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,780 - You guys are about to die! - Please, white nigga. 1687 01:14:25,870 --> 01:14:27,280 - Please take me with you, please. - No. 1688 01:14:27,370 --> 01:14:29,950 - I want the same outfit. - I got a chair right here... 1689 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:31,870 waiting for your friend, Mr. Carl Black. 1690 01:14:31,950 --> 01:14:33,790 Yeah, motherfucker. 1691 01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:35,170 I'm in the Klan, too. 1692 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,250 White nigga, listen to me. I'm on your side. 1693 01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:39,590 I will take one of them sheets right now and work with you... 1694 01:14:39,670 --> 01:14:40,800 and kill these niggas together. 1695 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,300 Please don't kill us both. Just kill him. 1696 01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,760 He's the reason why we're even in America. 1697 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,470 - White power. - We wouldn't have been on that boat... 1698 01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:46,800 - if it wasn't for him. - Shut the fuck up. 1699 01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:48,550 - White power. - How do you think they got here? 1700 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,390 My great-grandfather sold these niggas to y'all. 1701 01:14:50,470 --> 01:14:51,640 - White power. - They also brought Ebola. 1702 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,140 - Fuck you. - Fuck you, you "10 cents a day." 1703 01:14:54,230 --> 01:14:56,020 - You guys are confusing me! - Fuck you! 1704 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,230 - White power! - Where the fuck is Larry? 1705 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,980 - Please. - White power. 1706 01:15:01,070 --> 01:15:02,780 - Larry, where the fuck have you been? - White power. 1707 01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:04,570 Tom, this is a black! 1708 01:15:04,650 --> 01:15:06,240 - What the hell? - Yeah! 1709 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,120 - White power. - I am black. 1710 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,910 Carl Black. 1711 01:15:09,990 --> 01:15:12,660 Take that now. Yeah. Yeah! 1712 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,290 Get on the ground with that. 1713 01:15:14,370 --> 01:15:15,370 - White power! - White power! 1714 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:17,830 You want some of this shit, too? 1715 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,460 Oh, damn! 1716 01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:21,960 - What the fuck is this? - White power. 1717 01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:24,800 - Looks like an M&M. - Big, black nigga dicks... 1718 01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:25,970 and big, black balls. 1719 01:15:26,050 --> 01:15:29,550 - Hey! - Big, wide, juicy white pussy. 1720 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,800 - Damn! - What the fuck? 1721 01:15:30,890 --> 01:15:32,310 - God damn it. - What the fuck...? 1722 01:15:32,390 --> 01:15:33,850 Come on, let's get out of here. 1723 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:40,900 - You see anything? - Let's get out of here! 1724 01:15:40,901 --> 01:15:42,150 - You see anything? - Let's get out of here! 1725 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,690 - All right, guys. - Are we gonna die? 1726 01:15:44,780 --> 01:15:46,990 No, baby. We're just gonna go find your father. 1727 01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:48,820 We have to go downstairs, though, okay? 1728 01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:50,490 I wanna go home. 1729 01:15:50,570 --> 01:15:53,990 - Allie, I know, baby. - Where are we going? 1730 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,000 We have to go downstairs and find your father. 1731 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,960 - Downstairs? - We can't go downstairs! 1732 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,540 Guys, we have to. Come on, come on. 1733 01:15:59,630 --> 01:16:01,000 Let's go, fast. 1734 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:02,590 Come on. 1735 01:16:05,210 --> 01:16:06,340 Carl! 1736 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:07,840 Okay, come on. 1737 01:16:09,550 --> 01:16:11,050 Carl! 1738 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,850 - Oh, my God. - Hey! 1739 01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:15,890 I never thought I'd say this, but I missed y'all. 1740 01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:18,480 - You're still alive, Cronut. - Yeah, I'm here. 1741 01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,350 Listen, is everybody all right? 1742 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,230 Yeah, I helped Lorena kick some ass. 1743 01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:25,900 I'm proud of you, man. Listen, we gotta get out to that garage... 1744 01:16:25,990 --> 01:16:28,360 and get in that car and get the fuck away from here. 1745 01:16:28,450 --> 01:16:30,610 - I'm ready. - Okay. Cronut, calm down. 1746 01:16:31,530 --> 01:16:32,320 Slowly. 1747 01:16:32,410 --> 01:16:34,450 - Carl? - There's people all over the place. 1748 01:16:36,450 --> 01:16:38,000 I didn't know you were black. 1749 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,920 I should've known when you gave me the deposit... 1750 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,130 in a Crown Royal bag. 1751 01:16:42,210 --> 01:16:44,380 Come on, let's just talk. 1752 01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:46,210 This house is too big. 1753 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,380 You guys are acting like you're the Jackson 5 or something. 1754 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:54,100 - You got the keys? - Yeah, I got 'em. 1755 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:55,810 Cool, player. 1756 01:16:57,810 --> 01:16:59,270 Hey, man, if I die... 1757 01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:00,640 I'ma just give you all my money. 1758 01:17:00,730 --> 01:17:03,060 - It's all in the will for you. - You ain't got no fucking money. 1759 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:04,440 The fuck? 1760 01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:06,610 What was that? 1761 01:17:06,690 --> 01:17:08,360 What? What, you hear something? 1762 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,240 I think that's the "xactlies." 1763 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,110 What's the "xactlies"? 1764 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,620 Your breath smells exactly like your ass. 1765 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:15,740 Carl. 1766 01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:18,080 Stop blowing on my neck. 1767 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,200 Stop. 1768 01:17:21,210 --> 01:17:22,710 Go, go. 1769 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:39,890 Come on. Come on, come on. 1770 01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:41,640 Come on. Get in the truck. 1771 01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:48,530 Oh, shit. 1772 01:17:48,610 --> 01:17:51,570 - Put your seatbelts on. - Put your seatbelt on. 1773 01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:52,530 Let's go. 1774 01:17:52,610 --> 01:17:54,490 - Drive, drive, drive. - Put your seatbelt on. 1775 01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:55,700 What the...? 1776 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:01,120 Hey, hey! Be quiet! 1777 01:18:02,830 --> 01:18:04,420 Hey, hey! 1778 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,040 You leave the keys in the car... 1779 01:18:06,130 --> 01:18:07,340 and get your ass out. 1780 01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:09,130 Man, get your ass out of my car! 1781 01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:11,550 Ain't no goddamn way. They're purging like crazy out there. 1782 01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:14,180 I've just seen a dog on its hind legs walking a human! 1783 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,680 Listen, I can't believe I got a crackhead in our car... 1784 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,510 - from Beverly Hills. - A crackhead? Look at me. 1785 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,270 Do I look dressed like a crackhead to you? 1786 01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:21,390 I'm the damn repo man! 1787 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,680 The repo man? 1788 01:18:22,770 --> 01:18:24,520 - Yeah, I... - You just keep lying. 1789 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:25,770 Don't nobody get no car... 1790 01:18:25,850 --> 01:18:28,480 from Big Little Jimmy's Auto Shop and not pay! 1791 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:30,530 - Get your ass back. - Your eyes is amazing. 1792 01:18:30,610 --> 01:18:32,650 Hey, hey, hey! Stop complimenting me! 1793 01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,860 He looks real cute in the face. 1794 01:18:33,950 --> 01:18:35,860 Hey! 1795 01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:37,870 - Don't look at me. - I can't see. I'm blind. 1796 01:18:37,950 --> 01:18:39,490 Had you paid your damn payments... 1797 01:18:39,580 --> 01:18:41,250 then maybe I wouldn't be here right now on Purge night! 1798 01:18:42,410 --> 01:18:44,870 - Get your ass out of here. - I'ma make my payments, man. 1799 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,330 No, no, no. You're not gonna make 'em. 1800 01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,670 Everybody's gonna pay with a gun in their face. 1801 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,130 When I'm like this, everybody's paying. 1802 01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:53,340 Can I just give you a money order? 1803 01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:55,550 On Purge night? Get out the car! 1804 01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:56,840 I done told you four times. 1805 01:18:56,930 --> 01:18:57,930 - Get out! - Okay, okay. 1806 01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:00,350 All that shit! Get out! 1807 01:19:00,430 --> 01:19:01,890 - Get your ass out of here. - All right, all right! 1808 01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:04,020 Call me. 1809 01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,350 You could've refinanced, man. 1810 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:09,150 Listen, man, I'm a great devoted dad. 1811 01:19:09,230 --> 01:19:12,320 - I see that. - And I got this house out here... 1812 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,070 because I wanted to give a better life for my family. 1813 01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:16,910 - I know, man. - But I'm black... 1814 01:19:16,990 --> 01:19:19,490 and I won't even let the boogeyman run me out of my shit. 1815 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,700 Okay? 1816 01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,410 It's a purge going on... 1817 01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:24,250 and we don't need this. 1818 01:19:24,330 --> 01:19:25,500 We're trying to stick together. 1819 01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:27,420 Why come you can't come with us, man? 1820 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:29,130 You look like Vanessa Williams, bro. 1821 01:19:29,210 --> 01:19:31,000 I know, man. I sat in this motherfucking car... 1822 01:19:31,090 --> 01:19:32,750 and I've been thinking like, "Why am I not a the house? 1823 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,260 - Why am I not in a house?" - You're a nice guy, man. 1824 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:37,380 I started doing all the math, and I thought about it. 1825 01:19:37,470 --> 01:19:41,310 It's 'cause motherfuckers like you don't pay shit. 1826 01:19:41,390 --> 01:19:42,930 Therefore, I can't buy no house like this. 1827 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:44,390 I gotta always chase a motherfucker down... 1828 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,140 and tonight, on Purge night of all nights... 1829 01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:47,600 they give me the slip? 1830 01:19:47,690 --> 01:19:49,190 Me? All the white motherfuckers... 1831 01:19:49,270 --> 01:19:50,940 that work there, and they gave it to the mixed nigga? 1832 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,730 Why? 'Cause they thought I might almost kill your ass. 1833 01:19:53,820 --> 01:19:54,900 But tonight, I'll do it, motherfucker. 1834 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:57,530 I got a couple hours left, and I will shoot you in your motherfucking face. 1835 01:19:57,610 --> 01:19:59,030 They killed my grandparents tonight, man. 1836 01:19:59,110 --> 01:20:02,410 They made them kill each other with plastic spoons. 1837 01:20:02,490 --> 01:20:04,330 They made them kill each other with plastic spoons! 1838 01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:06,370 - Get out. - All right. 1839 01:20:07,410 --> 01:20:08,420 Get out slowly. 1840 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,670 - I'ma pay with your ass in a minute. - Can I get out this way? 1841 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:12,090 Hell no, you know you can't get out this way. 1842 01:20:12,170 --> 01:20:13,340 Slick-ass niggas. 1843 01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:14,710 Damn, man. 1844 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,550 Got me out here on Purge night. 1845 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,090 Telling me all you got with your family problems. 1846 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:20,640 I got family problems, too! 1847 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:21,970 This is impolite as hell, too. 1848 01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,720 You knew goddamn well I'm gonna this car. 1849 01:20:23,810 --> 01:20:24,810 I'll shoot little Dracula. 1850 01:20:24,890 --> 01:20:27,310 - No, don't do it! - Shoot little Dracula, hell yeah! 1851 01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:29,480 No one dance to this shit. 1852 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,770 Pay your bills, I wouldn't be here, man! 1853 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:32,060 God damn it, don't you try nothing. 1854 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:33,650 God damn it, don't you try nothing. 1855 01:20:33,730 --> 01:20:35,480 I hate to do this to you, man. 1856 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:37,320 Looked like you were capable of paying them notes. 1857 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,110 Looked like you could've did if you believed in yourself. 1858 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,240 Could still see your ass in the rearview. Don't try no slick shit. 1859 01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:44,990 'Cause don't you try shit. 1860 01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,410 Don't you try shit. 1861 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,080 Don't you try shit. 1862 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,670 Don't you try shit. 1863 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,380 Don't you try shit. 1864 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:13,560 What's that noise? 1865 01:21:22,780 --> 01:21:24,370 Shit, I got balls. 1866 01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:25,700 I got balls, homie! 1867 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:28,200 I got balls, homie. 1868 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,790 Yeah, boom! Yeah. 1869 01:21:31,870 --> 01:21:33,670 Just like Paris Hilton did back in the day. 1870 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,880 Turn it, turn it. 1871 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:37,710 I know the dance move. I know the dance move. 1872 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,340 I know the dance move. I know the dance... 1873 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:41,220 Oh, but turn it around. Look out. 1874 01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:43,680 Get ready! Do-rag! 1875 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,550 - Gonna kill you first. - Get back, get back! 1876 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,970 I told you I'd get you sooner or later, Carl. 1877 01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:51,060 - Any last words? - Yeah, why does your voice keep changing? 1878 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,640 I'm just working on different shit. 1879 01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:56,270 Jim! Mary! 1880 01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,570 - Hey, Larry. - Larry. 1881 01:21:57,650 --> 01:21:59,820 - What are you guys doing here? - Happy Purge. 1882 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:02,070 Yeah, you guys brought the guns and the vests... 1883 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:03,990 and the bullets, the shot... 1884 01:22:04,070 --> 01:22:05,490 That's a good look on you, Mary. 1885 01:22:05,570 --> 01:22:06,990 Just don't give me them bedroom eyes... 1886 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:09,040 or I'm gonna have to purge Jim. 1887 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,330 I'm just fucking with you. Hey, that thing got a laser on it? 1888 01:22:11,410 --> 01:22:14,540 Yeah! Mary got this online for me at the pre-Purge sale. 1889 01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:16,790 - Thank you, baby. - Thank you. 1890 01:22:20,420 --> 01:22:23,300 Larry, here's the thing. You're the worst president... 1891 01:22:23,380 --> 01:22:25,680 this Home Owner's Association's ever had. 1892 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,720 It was you who filled out that application... 1893 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,430 - and accepted it, right? - What? 1894 01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:31,520 I didn't know they were a black family. 1895 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,390 How can you not know that? 1896 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,850 Did you see their car? Did you see their rims? 1897 01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:37,770 I was doing the paperwork. I looked down, I just saw "Blacks". 1898 01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,610 Thought it was, like Jack Black. 1899 01:22:39,690 --> 01:22:41,610 We're gonna have to go back to a two-term limit. 1900 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:44,240 - Larry, it's disappointing, man. - Absolutely. 1901 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,240 You guys are so sensitive. 1902 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,830 Tell you what. I'ma cut Carl up. 1903 01:22:48,910 --> 01:22:50,990 - You guys get the rest of the family. - Carl, no! 1904 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:52,200 - We can do that. - Yeah. 1905 01:22:52,290 --> 01:22:54,750 Let's purge. We're gonna do a black family... 1906 01:22:54,830 --> 01:22:57,040 whose name's Black. It's twofer. 1907 01:23:00,210 --> 01:23:03,050 - Hey, Carl. - No, no. Come on, come on. 1908 01:23:07,390 --> 01:23:08,970 Shot me in the back! 1909 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:11,260 I'm gonna need a wine cooler and you. 1910 01:23:11,350 --> 01:23:12,430 I thought we were friends. 1911 01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:15,810 Jim and Mary, thank you so much. 1912 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,230 Thank you. 1913 01:23:17,310 --> 01:23:19,440 - You're welcome. - Hello, Blacks. 1914 01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:21,320 - Hey! - Just got one more thing for you. 1915 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,780 - What? - What? 1916 01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:24,440 As the... 1917 01:23:24,530 --> 01:23:27,240 I guess I'm the new president of the Home Owner's Association. 1918 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,580 Let me just say you have no business in this neighborhood. 1919 01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:33,330 - Excuse me? - Once a hood rat... 1920 01:23:33,410 --> 01:23:34,910 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1921 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,460 ...always a hood rat. 1922 01:23:36,540 --> 01:23:38,420 You're the guys that brought us a gift basket. 1923 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,790 Yeah, we did. 1924 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,460 We give them to everybody. 1925 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:44,130 I told you they don't like black folks in this neighborhood, man. 1926 01:23:44,210 --> 01:23:47,470 And now we're gonna serve you up your eviction notice, brother. 1927 01:23:48,890 --> 01:23:50,350 Damn! 1928 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,810 They are killing like shit around here! 1929 01:23:55,850 --> 01:23:57,810 Jorge... 1930 01:23:57,890 --> 01:24:01,440 neighborhood watch, saves the day. 1931 01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,780 - Not again. Come on. - No, it's Jorge. 1932 01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:05,490 Baby, look, I told you my people are good. 1933 01:24:05,570 --> 01:24:07,860 Gracias, Jorge. Gracias. Besito, mi amor. 1934 01:24:07,950 --> 01:24:10,160 Well, I couldn't let them have all the fun. 1935 01:24:11,030 --> 01:24:12,490 Oh, God! 1936 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:14,370 - Dang it! - Hold up, man. It's 7:01. 1937 01:24:14,450 --> 01:24:16,040 - The Purge is over. - Yeah, the Purge is over. 1938 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:17,710 I don't give a shit what time it is. 1939 01:24:17,790 --> 01:24:20,330 For me, there's only one time. 1940 01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:23,920 - Oh, man! Just... - And it's time to take out the Blacks. 1941 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,380 Okay, now, listen, man... 1942 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:26,920 enough is enough. 1943 01:24:27,010 --> 01:24:29,180 - You're gonna kill us? - Fuck it. 1944 01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:30,760 Let me pray with my family. 1945 01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:33,050 Do what you gotta do... 1946 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:35,720 and when you're down there, take care of me. 1947 01:24:35,810 --> 01:24:37,390 I'll wait. 1948 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:38,980 Come on. 1949 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:40,520 Let me pray with my family. 1950 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,860 Everybody get over here. 1951 01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:43,520 Dear heavenly Father... 1952 01:24:52,910 --> 01:24:55,290 Motherfucker! 1953 01:24:58,460 --> 01:24:59,660 Oh, shit! 1954 01:25:03,340 --> 01:25:04,880 Stay back, stay back, stay back. 1955 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,050 He might not be dead. 1956 01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:08,340 - No, he dead. - He's dead? 1957 01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:09,470 He's gone. 1958 01:25:10,970 --> 01:25:13,220 You did it! 1959 01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:15,260 - Daddy. - Babe. 1960 01:25:15,350 --> 01:25:17,470 My family, I love y'all. 1961 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:20,270 I know I done made a whole lot of mistakes in my life... 1962 01:25:20,350 --> 01:25:22,900 but if there's one thing we learned today... 1963 01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:24,610 it's that we all love each other... 1964 01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:26,270 and we stick with each other, okay? 1965 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,280 And, Allie, I'm proud of you. 1966 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,360 But I want you to leave guys like Mr. Freezee alone. 1967 01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:34,410 You're a real woman. You need something better than that. 1968 01:25:34,490 --> 01:25:36,120 - All right, Dad. - Junior... 1969 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,000 you can be anything you want in life. 1970 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,790 - Just don't be like your daddy. - Thanks, Dad. 1971 01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:44,170 And, baby, I love you. 1972 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:45,630 I love you, baby. Thank you. 1973 01:25:45,710 --> 01:25:46,750 - I'm over here. - Cronut. 1974 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:49,260 - What's up, boy? - I need my money from you, man. 1975 01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:50,130 I got you. I'm gonna go get it right now. 1976 01:25:50,130 --> 01:25:50,470 I got you. I'm gonna go get it right now. 1977 01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:52,630 But you ain't got nothing positive about me? 1978 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:56,300 I like how you blew Sinbad up in that damn. 1979 01:25:56,390 --> 01:25:58,600 I told you, man, it's gonna work. You gotta put more trust in your boy. 1980 01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,730 I just ain't get the settlement, but you're good. 1981 01:26:00,810 --> 01:26:02,980 - You got your bread. - Yeah, well, go get it. 1982 01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:05,230 I'm gonna get... All right, I got it. 1983 01:26:05,310 --> 01:26:07,230 Don't purge your boy. 1984 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:08,400 Yeah, man, I'm... 1985 01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:10,320 You know, Daddy made a whole lot of mistakes... 1986 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,740 but there's one thing about me. 1987 01:26:12,820 --> 01:26:14,740 I love my family. 1988 01:26:14,820 --> 01:26:16,030 - I love us, too. - Love you, baby. 1989 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,160 We gotta pack our shit up and get the fuck out of Beverly Hills. 1990 01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:20,790 - Yeah, let's go. - I'm with you. 1991 01:26:20,870 --> 01:26:22,120 Black family! 1992 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,120 Black family! 1993 01:26:24,210 --> 01:26:27,040 Boom, selfie! Nigga, we made it. 1994 01:26:29,090 --> 01:26:30,840 So we survived the night... 1995 01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,430 and I learned some valuable lessons. 1996 01:26:33,510 --> 01:26:36,180 Always handle your business the right way... 1997 01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:37,850 'cause fools be trippin'. 1998 01:26:37,930 --> 01:26:40,600 Never deal with racist homeowners. 1999 01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,600 And the most important lesson... 2000 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,520 nothing is more important than family. 2001 01:27:16,590 --> 01:27:18,800 I'm still alive, nigga. 2002 01:27:33,780 --> 01:27:35,110 Winter's coming. 2003 01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,120 This is it. 2004 01:27:42,580 --> 01:27:43,700 Our new home. 2005 01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:45,580 This is our own cabin. 2006 01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:48,250 - It's gonna be great. - There it is. 2007 01:27:48,330 --> 01:27:49,710 New beginnings. 2008 01:27:49,790 --> 01:27:51,840 - It's so beautiful. - It is, right? 2009 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,920 We can make s'mores and stuff like white people. 2010 01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:57,760 - It's gonna be fun. - I'm bringing all my bitches here, too. 2011 01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,550 Shut up. 2012 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:03,060 - It's gonna be great. - Carl Black done escaped the Purge? 2013 01:28:05,810 --> 01:28:08,350 We beat the Purge. Black family! 2014 01:28:11,690 --> 01:28:13,820 Jason Voorhees? 2015 01:28:19,660 --> 01:28:21,660 I'ma drop a dime on Jason Voorhees. 2016 01:28:21,740 --> 01:28:23,950 I don't like that shit. 2017 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,250 I don't like that shit. 152219