Original subtitles

COME ON, MOM.

SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.

ARE YOU LOST?

NO.

MY MOM'S JUST SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP, IS ALL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO WALK YOU HOME?

NO, THANK YOU.

MY MUMMY USED TO SING ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

♪ RUN AND CATCH ♪

♪ THE LAMB IS CAUGHT ♪

♪ IN THE BLACKBERRY PATCH ♪

SHE HAD THE SWEETEST VOICE.

WHAT WILL YOUR MUMMY SING

WHEN THEY FIND YOUR BODY?

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PEOPLE.

OH.

WELL, I'M NOT A PERSON, SEE, SO THAT'S JUST--

RUN HOME.

MY ANGEL.

HELLO, DRUSILLA.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE SONG MUMMY USED TO SING ME?

PRETTY.

I REMEMBER.

YES, YOU DO.

DRUSILLA, LEAVE HERE.

I'M OFFERING YOU THAT CHANCE.

TAKE SPIKE AND GET OUT.

OR YOU'LL HURT ME?

NO.

NO, YOU CAN'T.

NOT ANYMORE.

IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, IT'LL GO BADLY...

FOR ALL OF US.

MY DEAR BOY'S GONE ALL AWAY, HASN'T HE?

TO HER.

WHO?

THE GIRL.

THE SLAYER.

YOUR HEART STINKS OF HER.

POOR LITTLE THING.

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE.

THIS CAN'T GO ON, DRUSILLA.

IT'S GOT TO END.

OH, NO, MY PET.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

[WOLF HOWLING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[BELL RINGS]

IT'S A SECRET.

WHAT KIND OF A SECRET?

UH, THE KIND THAT'S SECRET.

YOU KNOW, WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

I THINK IT'S CUSTOMARY THAT WHEN TWO PEOPLE

ARE GOING OUT OF AN EVENING

THAT THEY BOTHHAVE AN IDEA WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

OH, COME ON, WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?

BUT I--I-- HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT TO WEAR?

DO YOU OWN ANYTHING ELSE?

W-WELL, NOT AS SUCH, NO.

RUPERT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I PUT MYSELF IN YOUR HANDS.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

OK. TOMORROW NIGHT, 7:30, RIGHT?

YES.

HEY.

HELLO.

UH, DID WE, UH, HUNT LAST NIGHT?

I DID A COUPLE OF QUICK SWEEPS DOWNTOWN.

ANY ENCOUNTERS?

NOTHING VAMPIRY.

I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING OUR FRIEND SPIKE.

THE PROFILE IS FAIRLY UNAPPETIZING,

BUT I STILL HAVEN'T GOT A BEAD ON WHY HE'S HERE.

YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM A LITTLE GLUM.

I'M FINE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE NIGHT OFF?

OK.

THAT'D...BE NICE.

YOU COULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH ANGEL.

I DON'T KNOW.

HE MIGHT HAVE OTHER PLANS.

Student: WELL IT SEEMS LIKE LOUIS THE SIXTEENTH

WAS JUST SORT OF A WEAK KING.

Teacher: THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH, ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS?

I JUST DON'T SEE WHY

EVERYONE'S ALWAYS PICKING ON MARIE ANTOINETTE.

I CAN SO RELATE TO HER.

SHE WORKED REALLY HARD TO LOOK THAT GOOD,

AND PEOPLE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE THAT KIND OF EFFORT.

AND I KNOW THE PEASANTS WERE ALL DEPRESSED.

I THINK YOU MEAN OPPRESSED.

WHATEVER.

THEY WERE CRANKY.

SO THEY'RE, LIKE, "LET'S LOSE SOME HEADS."

THAT'S FAIR.

AND MARIE ANTOINETTE CARED ABOUT THEM.

SHE WAS GONNA LET THEM HAVE CAKE.

Teacher: YES, WELL, THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING PERSPECTIVE.

UM, WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO COMMENT?

[BELL RINGS]

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T THINK SO.

THEY SEEMED PRETTY FRIENDLY.

WHO'S FRIENDLY?

NO ONE.

ANGEL AND A GIRL.

WILLOW, DO WE HAVE TO BE IN TOTAL SHARE MODE?

HEY, IT'S ME. IF ANGEL'S DOING SOMETHING WRONG,

I WANT TO KNOW.

'CAUSE IT GIVES ME A HAPPY.

I'M GLAD SOMEONE HAS A HAPPY.

NO, YOU JUST NEED CHEERING UP, AND I KNOW JUST THE THING.

CRAZED DANCE PARTY AT THE BRONZE.

I DON'T KNOW.

VERY CALM DANCE PARTY AT THE BRONZE?

MOPING AT THE BRONZE.

I'D SUGGEST A BOX OF OREOS DUNKED IN APPLE JUICE,

BUT MAYBE SHE'S OVER THAT PHASE.

FORD?

HEY, SUMMERS.

HOW YOU BEEN?

OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH, MATRICULATING.

HUH?

I'M FINISHING UP MY SENIOR YEAR AT SUNNYDALE HIGH.

DAD GOT TRANSFERRED.

THIS IS GREAT.

I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME.

REMEMBER YOU.

DUH! WE ONLY WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER FOR 7 YEARS.

YOU WERE MY GIANT FIFTH GRADE CRUSH.

SO, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER.

OH! I'M SORRY.

UM, THIS IS FORD.

UH, BILLY FORDHAM, THIS IS XANDER AND WILLOW.

HI.

HEY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

FORD AND I WENT TO HEMERY TOGETHER IN L.A.

AND NOW YOU'RE HERE. FOR REAL?

DAD GOT THE TRANSFER, AND BOOM, HE JUST DRAGGED ME OUT OF HEMERY

AND PUT ME DOWN HERE.

SO YOU TWO WERE SWEETIES IN FIFTH GRADE?

NOT EVEN. FORD WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY.

WELL, I WAS A MANLY SIXTH-GRADER.

COULDN'T BE BOTHERED WITH SOMEONE THAT YOUNG.

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

I MOPED OVER YOU FOR MONTHS.

SITTING IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO THAT DIVINYLS SONG

I TOUCH MYSELF.

OF COURSE, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS ABOUT.

HEY, ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT?

WE'RE GOING TO THE BRONZE.

IT'S THE LOCAL CLUB, AND YOU HAVE TO COME.

I'D LOVE TO.

BUT IF YOU GUYS ALREADY HAD PLANS,

WOULD I BE IMPOSING?

NO, ONLY IN THE LITERAL SENSE.

OK, THEN.

I GOTTA FIND THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE,

UH, GET MY PAPERS IN ORDER.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU THERE,

AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN FRENCH.

IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.

"THIS IS FORD, MY BESTEST FRIEND OF ALL MY FRIENDS."

JEEZ, DOESN'T SHE KNOW ANY FAT GUYS?

OH! THAT'S WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT?

FORD, YOU MADE IT.

IT WASN'T HARD TO FIND.

BUFFY, FORD WAS JUST TELLING US

ABOUT THE NINTH GRADE BEAUTY CONTEST

AND THE, UH, SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.

OH, MY GOD. FORD, STOP THAT.

THE MORE PEOPLE YOU TELL,

THE MORE PEOPLE I HAVE TO KILL.

YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, SUMMERS.

I KNOW ALL YOUR DARKEST SECRETS.

CARE TO MAKE A SMALL WAGER ON THAT?

I'M GONNA GO GET A DRINK.

FORD, TRY NOT TO TALK.

OH.

HEY.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SHOW.

THAT'S ANGEL.

HE'S BUFFY'S BEAU.

HER SPECIAL FRIEND.

HE'S NOT IN SCHOOL, RIGHT?

HE LOOKS OLDER THAN HER.

YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

SO...

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?

NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL?

YOU CEASED TO EXIST?

NO, I MEAN, I STAYED IN. READ.

OH.

DIDN'T WANT THAT SODA AFTER ALL?

NOT THIRSTY.

HEY, ANGEL.

HI.

THIS IS FORD.

WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER IN L.A.

NICE TO MEET YOU. WHOA!

COLD HANDS.

YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

SO, YOU'RE HERE VISITING BUFFY?

NO. I'M ACTUALLY HERE TO STAY.

JUST MOVED DOWN.

Willow: HEY, ANGEL,

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?

YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING REALLY CROWDED IN HERE TONIGHT.

UM... I'M A LITTLE HOT.

YOU WANT TO TAKE A WALK?

UM, SURE. THAT'D BE NICE.

OK, THEN, UM...

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

GOOD NIGHT.

TAKE CARE.

OK, ONCE MORE WITH TENSION.

HE JUST MOVED HERE?

YEAH. AND BOY, DOES HE MOVE FAST.

Willow: HEY, ANGEL, WE COULD STILL PLAY.

SEE, YOU MADE HIM DO THAT THING WHERE HE'S GONE.

SO THAT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND?

NO.

UH, YEAH.

MAYBE.

COULD WE LAY OFF THE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR A WHILE?

SORRY.

SO...WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE?

[SCUFFLING]

UM, MY PURSE.

I--I LEFT MY PURSE AT THE BRONZE.

COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME?

UH, OK.

GOOD.

RUN.

THANKS.

[WHIMPERING]

[SOUNDS OF FIGHTING]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

UM...

THERE WAS A CAT.

A CAT HERE...

AND, UM, THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER CAT.

AND THEY FOUGHT.

THE CATS.

AND...THEN THEY LEFT.

OH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SLAYING A VAMPIRE.

WHAT?

WHATING A WHAT?

I KNOW, BUFFY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT TIME

TO TELL YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE THE SLAYER.

JUST LIKE THAT, HE TOLD YOU?

JUST LIKE THAT.

SAID HE FOUND OUT

RIGHT BEFORE I GOT BOOTED FROM HEMERY.

WOW.

IT'S NEAT.

IS IT NEAT?

YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.

I DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WORRY

THAT HE'S GONNA FIND OUT MY DARK SECRET.

IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING EASIER.

FORD? HI? FORD?

HEY.

WELL, HOW DID IT GO?

WENT GOOD.

GOOD?

THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL...

WELL, WHEN ARE WE--

SOON.

OH, SOON. OK.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION HERE.

I'M TRUSTING YOU. I'M OUT ON A LIMB HERE.

NOT TO MENTION THE LEASE IS ALMOST UP ON THIS PLACE.

WHO'S GONNA COVER THAT?

MARVIN--

DIEGO.

COME ON, MAN. IT'S DIEGO NOW.

DIEGO.

RITALIN.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE READY WHEN I SAY.

TRUE BELIEVERS ONLY.

I CAN'T WAIT.

RIGHT, WHATEVER. I STILL THINK I SHOULD BE IN ON THE PLAN.

DIEGO,

YOU GOT TO TRUST ME.

ALL RIGHT.

A COUPLE MORE DAYS, AND WE'LL GET TO DO

THE 2 THINGS EVERY AMERICAN TEEN

SHOULD HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO.

DIE YOUNG...

AND STAY PRETTY.

[MOUTHING ACTOR'S WORDS]

SO...

YOU PLAY YOUR WITS AGAINST MINE.

ME, WHO COMMANDED ARMIES

HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

FOOLS...

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OH.

ANGEL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

OH.

WELL...

WELL?

I CAN'T.

UNLESS YOU INVITE ME, I CAN'T COME IN.

OH!

WELL, OK, I INVITE YOU...

TO COME IN.

IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, I...

NO! I JUST...

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOYS IN MY ROOM.

I PROMISE I'LL BEHAVE MYSELF.

OK. GOOD.

I GUESS I NEED HELP.

HELP? YOU MEAN, LIKE ON HOMEWORK?

NO.

'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD,

AND YOU ALREADY KNOW STUFF.

I WANT YOU TO TRACK SOMEONE DOWN ON THE NET.

OH!

GREAT. I'M SO THE NET GIRL.

I JUST WANT TO FIND EVERYTHING I CAN--

RECORDS, AFFILIATES--

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR YET.

OK, WHAT'S THE NAME?

BILLY FORDHAM.

UH, ANGEL, IF I SAY SOMETHING

YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR,

DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BITE ME?

ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M JEALOUS?

WELL, YOU DO SOMETIMES GET THAT WAY.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER USED TO.

THINGS USED TO BE PRETTY SIMPLE.

100 YEARS JUST HANGING OUT,

FEELING GUILTY,

I REALLY HONED MY BROODING SKILLS.

THEN SHE COMES ALONG.

YEAH.

I GET JEALOUS.

BUT I KNOW PEOPLE,

AND MY GUT TELLS ME THIS IS A WRONG GUY.

OK.

BUT IF THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WEIRD--

HEY, THAT'S WEIRD.

WHAT?

I JUST CHECKED THE SCHOOL RECORDS,

AND HE'S NOT IN THEM.

I MEAN, USUALLY THEY TRANSFER YOUR GRADES AND STUFF,

BUT HE'S NOT EVEN REGISTERED.

HE SAID HE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH YOU GUYS, RIGHT?

LET ME JUST SEE IF I CAN--

Mother: WILLOW, ARE YOU STILL UP?

ACK! GO!

UH, I'M JUST GOING TO BED NOW, MOM.

COME BY TOMORROW AT SUNSET.

I'LL KEEP LOOKING.

DON'T TELL BUFFY WHAT WE'RE DOING, ALL RIGHT?

YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO HER? IT'S BUFFY.

JUST DON'T BRING IT UP TILL WE KNOW WHAT'S WHAT.

OK.

I-IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

THAT'D BE NICE.

WILLOW.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING.

DO YOU WANT TO HANG? WE'RE CAFETERIA-BOUND.

UH-UH. I'M GONNA DO WORK IN THE COMPUTER LAB

ON SCHOOL WORK THAT I HAVE,

SO I CANNOT HANG JUST NOW.

HI, FORD.

Ford: GOOD MORNING.

OK, WILL, 'FESS UP.

WHAT?

WERE YOU DRINKING COFFEE AGAIN?

'CAUSE WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[FORCED LAUGH]

IT MAKES ME JUMPY.

I...HAVE TO GO.

AWAY.

NICE GIRL.

THERE AREN'T 2 OF THOSE IN THE WORLD.

Giles: BUFFY.

UM...YES, UH,

MS. CALENDAR AND I ARE GOING SOMEWHERE TONIGHT,

AND SHE'S GIVEN ME THE NUMBER OF HER BEEPER THINGIE,

UH, IN CASE YOU NEED ME FOR, UM...STUDY HELP,

UH, SUDDENLY.

HE KNOWS, GILES.

WHAT?

FORD KNOWS I'M THE SLAYER.

I KNOW.

OH, EH, VERY GOOD.

UM--UM, BUFFY-- EXCUSE ME.

UH, YOU'RE NOT, BY ANY CHANCE,

BETRAYING YOUR SECRET IDENTITY

JUST TO IMPRESS, UM, CUTE BOYS, ARE YOU?

I DIDN'T TELL HIM.

HE KNEW.

OH, EH, RIGHT, THEN.

WELL, UH, JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU--

GO.

EXPERIENCE THIS THING CALLED FUN.

I'LL TRY NOT TO HAVE A CRISIS.

AND, ON YOUR RIGHT, ONCE AGAIN,

THE BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS.

I THINK YOU'VE NOW SEEN EVERYTHING THERE IS TO SEE IN SUNNYDALE.

WELL, IT'S...REALLY...

FEEL FREE TO SAY DULL.

OK. DULL'S GOOD.

OR MAYBE NOT SO DULL.

IS THAT MORE VAMPIRES?

MUST BE THE WEATHER.

STAY CLOSE TO ME.

MAYBE THEY WERE JUST PASSING THROUGH.

I DON'T THINK SO.

RRROOWWRR!

RRRRRR!

YOU GOT ONE CHANCE TO LIVE.

TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, AND I'LL LET YOU GO.

WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?

I KILLED HER.

I--I KILLED HER, AND SHE JUST TURNED TO DUST.

IT WAS...AMAZING.

Willow: THE ONLY THING I COULD TRACK DOWN WAS THIS ADDRESS, THE SUNSET CLUB.

I STILL DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING INCRIMINATING.

HE LEAVES NO PAPER TRAILS, NO RECORDS.

THAT'S INCRIMINATING ENOUGH.

YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH DEAD BOY ON THIS ONE.

COULD YOU NOT CALL ME THAT?

Angel: WE'RE FRIENDS OF FORD'S.

BOY, WE BLEND RIGHT IN.

IN NO WAY DO WE STICK OUT LIKE SORE THUMBS.

LET'S LOOK AROUND.

YOU GUYS CHECK OUT DOWNSTAIRS.

SURE THING, BOSSY THE COW.

OK, BUT DO THEY REALLY STICK OUT?

WHAT?

SORE THUMBS. DO THEY STICK OUT?

I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A THUMB

AND GONE, "WOW, THAT BABY IS SORE"?

YOU HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS.

HI.

ARE YOU, UH, NOTICING A THEME HERE?

AS IN, "VAMPIRES, YAY"?

THAT'S THE ONE.

YOU GUYS ARE NEWBIES. I CAN TELL.

NO. WE COME HERE ALL THE TIME.

DON'T BE ASHAMED. IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE OPEN TO IT.

WE WELCOME ANYONE WHO'S INTERESTED IN THE LONELY ONES.

THE LONELY ONES?

VAMPIRES.

OH, WE USUALLY CALL THEM

THE NASTY, POINTY, BITEY ONES.

SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THAT MISCONCEPTION,

BUT THEY WHO WALK WITH THE NIGHT

ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HARMING ANYONE.

THEY ARE... CREATURES ABOVE US.

EXALTED.

YOU'RE A FOOL.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO CONFRONTATIONAL ABOUT IT.

OTHER VIEWPOINTS THAN YOURS MAY BE VALID, YOU KNOW.

Willow: NICE MEETING YOU.

YOU REALLY ARE A PEOPLE PERSON.

NOW NOBODY'S GONNA TALK TO US.

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. I'VE SEEN THIS TYPE BEFORE.

I MEAN, THEY'RE CHILDREN MAKING UP BEDTIME STORIES OF FRIENDLY VAMPIRES

TO COMFORT THEMSELVES IN THE DARK.

IS THAT SO BAD?

THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES.

WHAT THEY ARE, HOW THEY LIVE, HOW THEY DRESS.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE A GOOD DIATRIBE,

BUT I'M STILL CURIOUS WHY FORD,

THE BESTEST FRIEND OF THE SLAYER,

IS HANGIN' WITH A BUNCH OF VAMPIRE WANNABES.

SOMETHING'S UP WITH HIM.

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

ARE YOU OK?

SORRY TO BEEP YOU GUYS IN THE MIDDLE OF... STUFF,

BUT IT SEEMED REALLY WEIRD.

NO. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. ABSOLUTELY.

YOU HATED IT THAT MUCH?

NO! BUT, UH, VAMPIRES ON CAMPUS,

IT COULD HAVE IMPLICATIONS.

VERY, VERY GRAVE--

YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING.

NO. HONESTLY, I'VE--I'VE ALWAYS--

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN--IN, UH,

MONSTER TRUCKS.

YOU TOOK HIM TO MONSTER TRUCKS?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CHANGE.

IT WAS A CHANGE.

LOOK, WE COULD HAVE JUST LEFT.

WH-WHAT, AND MISSED

THE NITRO-BURNING FUNNY CARS?

NO. COULDN'T HAVE THAT.

OK. CAN WE GET BACK ON THE VAMPIRE TIP HERE?

THESE GUYS WERE HERE WITH A PURPOSE.

YES, YES, AND WE MUST ASCERTAIN WHAT THAT PURPOSE IS.

WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND?

I SENT HIM HOME.

OH, GOOD. THE LESS HE'S INVOLVED IN ALL THIS, THE SAFER HE'LL BE.

HE DID BAG A VAMP HIS FIRST TIME OUT.

GOTTA GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR...THAT.

Jenny: SOMETHING WRONG?

WHO'S THIS?

UM, SHE'S CALLED DRUSILLA,

A SOMETIME PARAMOUR OF SPIKE'S.

SHE WAS KILLED BY AN ANGRY MOB IN PRAGUE.

WELL, THEY DON'T MAKE ANGRY MOBS LIKE THEY USED TO 'CAUSE THIS GIRL'S ALIVE.

I SAW HER WITH ANGEL.

WITH ANGEL?

ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GUY?

YEAH, HE IS.

I THINK MAYBE WE NEED TO READ UP ON THIS NICE LADY.

WELL, SOME OF MY NEWER VOLUMES MAY BE MORE HELPFUL.

MY OWN RESEARCH HAS--

ARE YOU GUYS OK?

A BOOK! IT TOOK ONE OF MY BOOKS.

WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS SCHOOL IS READING.

HE SAID HE KILLED IT.

THAT'S THE VAMPIRE FORD SAID HE KILLED.

YOU SING THE SWEETEST LITTLE SONG.

WON'T YOU SING FOR ME, HMM?

DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?

Spike: DARLING.

I HEARD A FUNNY THING JUST NOW.

LUCIUS TELLS ME THAT YOU WENT OUT ON A HUNT THE OTHER NIGHT.

MY TUMMY WAS GROWLY.

AND YOU WERE OUT.

COME ON.

[WHISTLES]

I'LL POUT IF YOU DON'T SING.

YOU, UM... MEET ANYONE?

ANYONE INTERESTING?

LIKE ANGEL?

ANGEL?

YEAH.

SO...

WHAT MIGHT YOU GUYS HAVE TALKED ABOUT, THEN?

OLD TIMES?

CHILDHOOD PRANKS?

IT'S A LITTLE OFF,

YOU TWO SO FRIENDLY, HIM BEING THE ENEMY AND ALL THAT.

I'LL GIVE YOU A SEED IF YOU SING.

THE BIRD'S DEAD, DRU.

YOU LEFT IT IN A CAGE, AND YOU DIDN'T FEED IT, AND NOW IT'S ALL DEAD,

JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE.

[WHIMPERS]

OH, I'M SORRY, BABY.

I'M A BAD, RUDE MAN.

I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU GOIN' OUT, THAT'S ALL.

YOU ARE WEAK.

WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW BIRD?

ONE THAT'S NOT DEAD?

Ford: THIS IS SO COOL!

I WOULD TOTALLY LIVE HERE.

DO I HAVE ANYONE ON WATCH HERE?!

IT'S CALLED SECURITY, PEOPLE.

ARE YOU ALL ASLEEP?

OR DID WE FINALLY FIND A RESTAURANT THAT DELIVERS?

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YEAH, I KNOW WHO I AM, TOO. SO WHAT?

I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU... SPIKE.

YOU'VE GOT A REAL DEATH WISH.

IT'S ALMOST INTERESTING.

OH, THIS IS GREAT.

THIS WILL BE VERY USEFUL.

SO HOW DID YOU FIND ME?

THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO OFFER YOU.

I-I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE PART

WHERE YOU TAKE OUT A WATCH AND SAY

I'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO KILL ME?

IT'S TRADITIONAL.

WELL...

I DON'T GO MUCH FOR TRADITION.

Drusilla: WAIT, LOVE.

WELL?

OH, COME ON. SAY IT.

IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T SAY IT.

WHAT?

OH...

YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO KILL YOU.

YES!

SEE, THIS IS THE BEST.

I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU.

A VAMPIRE.

I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR 2 MINUTES, AND I CAN'T STAND YOU.

I DON'T REALLY FEATURE YOU LIVING FOREVER--

CAN I EAT HIM NOW, LOVE?

WELL, FEATURE THIS.

I'M OFFERING YOU A TRADE.

YOU MAKE ME A VAMPIRE...

AND I GIVE YOU THE SLAYER.

BUFFY...MAY I COME IN?

SURE. I THOUGHT ONCE YOU'D BEEN INVITED,

YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST WALK IN.

I CAN. I WAS JUST BEING POLITE.

WE NEED TO TALK.

DO WE?

IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIEND FORD.

HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS.

WHO IS THESE DAYS?

WILLOW RAN HIM DOWN ON THE COMPUTER--

WILLOW?

WE FOUND THIS ADDRESS, WE CHECKED IT OUT WITH XANDER,

AND IT TURNED OUT--

AND XANDER?

WOW. EVERYBODY'S IN.

IT'S LIKE A GREAT, BIG, EXCITING CONSPIRACY.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE I TRUST.

WHO'S DRUSILLA?

AND DON'T LIE TO ME. I'M TIRED OF IT.

SOME LIES ARE NECESSARY.

FOR WHAT?

SOMETIMES THE TRUTH IS WORSE.

YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH, YOU FIND THAT OUT.

I CAN TAKE IT.

I CAN TAKE THE TRUTH.

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WHAT?

DO YOU?

I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST YOU.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO EITHER.

MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD DECIDE.

I DID A LOT OF UNCONSCIONABLE THINGS WHEN I BECAME A VAMPIRE.

DRUSILLA WAS THE WORST.

SHE WAS...

AN OBSESSION OF MINE.

SHE WAS PURE... AND SWEET...AND CHASTE.

AND YOU MADE HER A VAMPIRE.

FIRST, I MADE HER INSANE.

KILLED EVERYBODY SHE LOVED.

VISITED EVERY MENTAL TORTURE ON HER I COULD DEVISE.

SHE EVENTUALLY FLED TO A CONVENT.

AND ON THE DAY SHE TOOK HER HOLY ORDERS...

I TURNED HER INTO A DEMON.

WELL...

I ASKED FOR THE TRUTH.

FORD'S PART OF SOME SOCIETY THAT REVERES VAMPIRES.

PRACTICALLY WORSHIPS THEM.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS FROM YOU...

BUT YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM.

Ford: BUFFY!

FORD.

I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT--

WELL, AN INTERESTING TIME.

I'M GLAD.

DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN TONIGHT?

NOT BUSY.

I SORT OF HAD AN IDEA.

IT'S, UH, IT'S A SECRET.

I KINDA WANT TO SURPRISE YOU.

I LIKE SURPRISES.

CAN YOU MEET ME HERE?

SURE.

AT 9:00?

AT 9:00.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

BUFFY!

DID, UH, ANGEL...

HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

WHEN ANGEL CAME TO MY ROOM,

HE WAS JUST REALLY CONCERNED FOR YOU,

AND WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING,

IN CASE WE WERE WRONG.

DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT FORD IS UP TO?

I WILL.

ANGEL WAS IN YOUR BEDROOM?!

OURS IS A FORBIDDEN LOVE.

CHANTARELLE, IS EVERYTHING READY?

OF COURSE...IT'S READY. HI.

I TOOK CARE OF IT. I ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF IT.

IS IT TIME? TONIGHT?

YOU NERVOUS?

YES.

NO. I'M...READY FOR THE CHANGE.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY'LL BLESS US?

I KNOW THEY WILL.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? ARE THEY COMING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOUR FRIENDS. THEY CAME LAST NIGHT--2 GUYS AND A GIRL.

ONE WAS MEAN.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.

SORRY, MR. FLAWLESS PLAN GUY. IT SLIPPED MY MIND.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET US DOWN?

IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

I NEED THEM TO BLESS ME.

IT'S GONNA BE FINE!

Buffy: NO.

IT'S REALLY NOT.

IT'S KINDA DRAFTY IN HERE.

I'M SORRY, FORD.

I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TILL TONIGHT.

I'M RASH AND IMPULSIVE.

IT'S A FLAW.

WE ALL HAVE FLAWS.

I'M STILL A LITTLE FUZZY ON EXACTLY WHAT YOURS IS.

I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH BEING A LYING SCUMBAG.

EVERYBODY LIES.

WHAT DO YOU WANT, FORD?

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND.

I JUST NEED TO KNOW.

I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THEM.

YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE.

I'M GOING TO.

YOU KNOW, VAMPIRES ARE A LITTLE PICKY ABOUT WHO THEY CHANGE.

YOU WERE GONNA OFFER THEM A TRADE.

I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ANYMORE.

YEAH, WELL, I STILL FEEL AWFULLY CHATTY.

YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE THEM ME TONIGHT.

YES.

YOU HAD TO KNOW I'D FIGURE IT OUT.

ACTUALLY...

I WAS COUNTING ON IT.

[COUGHING]

[CHUCKLING]

WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TONIGHT?

THIS IS SO COOL.

IT'S JUST LIKE IT PLAYED IN MY HEAD.

YOU KNOW THAT PART WHERE YOU ASK ME WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

[SLAM]

Ford: RIGGED UP SPECIAL.

ONCE IT'S CLOSED, IT CAN ONLY BE OPENED FROM THE OUTSIDE.

AS SOON AS THE SUN SETS, THEY'LL BE COMING.

FORD, IF THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL AROUND WHEN THEY GET HERE--

Diego: WE'LL BE CHANGED. ALL OF US.

Chantarelle: WE'RE GOING TO ASCEND TO A NEW LEVEL OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

BECOME LIKE THEM,

LIKE THE LONELY ONES.

Ford: THIS IS THE END, BUFFY.

NO ONE GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE.

Ford: THIS IS A BOMB SHELTER, BUFFY.

I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO OVERPOWER YOU,

BUT THIS IS 3 FEET OF SOLID CONCRETE.

AT LEAST LET THE OTHER PEOPLE GO.

Chantarelle: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THIS?

IT'S WHAT WE WANT.

IT'S OUR CHANCE FOR IMMORTALITY.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

WHAT I SEE IS THAT RIGHT AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN,

SPIKE AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE PIGGING OUT

AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT MORON BAR.

OK, THAT'S IT. I THINK WE SHOULD GAG HER.

I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY.

SHE'S AN UNBELIEVER. SHE TAINTS US.

I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU.

YOU ARE PLAYING IN SOME SERIOUS TRAFFIC HERE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE,

AND THE ONLY HOPE YOU HAVE OF SURVIVING THIS

IS TO GET OUT OF THIS PIT RIGHT NOW,

AND, MY GOD, COULD YOU HAVE A DORKIER OUTFIT?!

Ford: GOTTA BACK HER UP, D.

YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG NINNY.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

"6:27."

SUNSET.

Spike: WHEN WE GET THERE, EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT.

2 MEN ON THE DOOR. FIRST PRIORITY IS THE SLAYER.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAIR GAME,

BUT LET'S REMEMBER TO SHARE, PEOPLE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS?

I WANT A TREAT.

I NEED A TREAT.

AND A SPECIAL ONE YOU'LL HAVE.

LUCIUS...

BRING THE CAR AROUND.

MAN, YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU?

NO, I DON'T.

THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY IN A PERSON.

TOO MANY PEOPLE, THEY JUST LAY BACK AND TAKE IT.

BUT US--

US? WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON NOW?

MORE THAN YOU THINK.

YEAH, WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

YOU'RE WHAT WE CALL THE BAD GUY.

I GUESS I AM.

THESE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO GET CHANGED, ARE THEY?

THE REST OF THEM, THEY'RE JUST FODDER.

TECHNICALLY, YES.

BUT I'M IN.

I WILL BECOME IMMORTAL.

WELL, I'VE GOT A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU, BRAINTRUST.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

YOU DIE, AND A DEMON SETS UP SHOP IN YOUR OLD HOUSE,

AND IT WALKS AND IT TALKS

AND IT REMEMBERS YOUR LIFE, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.

IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.

AND YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING?

FORD, THESE PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO DIE.

WELL, NEITHER DO I.

BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE TOOK THAT INTO CONSIDERATION, 'CAUSE I'M STILL DYING.

I LOOK GOOD, DON'T I?

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I GOT MAYBE 6 MONTHS LEFT,

AND BY THEN WHAT THEY BURY WON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME.

I'M GOING TO BE BALD AND SHRIVELED, AND--

AND I'LL SMELL BAD.

NO, I'M NOT GOING OUT THAT WAY.

I'M SORRY, SUMMERS.

DID I SCREW UP YOUR RIGHTEOUS ANGER RIFF?

DOES THE NEST OF TUMORS LIQUEFYING MY BRAIN KIND OF SPOIL THE FUN?

I'M SORRY.

I HAD NO IDEA.

BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS STILL VERY WRONG.

OK, WELL, YOU TRY VOMITING FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT

BECAUSE THE PAIN IN YOUR HEAD IS SO INTENSE,

AND THEN...WE'LL DISCUSS THE CONCEPT OF RIGHT AND WRONG.

THESE PEOPLE ARE SHEEP.

THEY WANT TO BE VAMPIRES 'CAUSE THEY'RE LONELY...

OR MISERABLE...

OR BORED.

I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD CHOICE, BUT YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

YOU'RE OPTING FOR MASS MURDER HERE,

AND NOTHING YOU SAY IS GOING TO MAKE THAT OK.

YOU THINK I NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU?

I THINK THIS IS ALL PART OF YOUR LITTLE FANTASY DRAMA.

ISN'T THIS EXACTLY HOW YOU IMAGINED IT?

YOU TELL ME HOW YOU'VE SUFFERED,

AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

WELL, I DO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU,

AND IF THOSE VAMPIRES COME IN HERE AND START FEEDING,

I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF.

YOU KNOW WHAT, SUMMERS?

I REALLY DID MISS YOU.

[VOICES]

FORD...

HELP ME STOP THIS.

PLEASE.

PEOPLE, LISTEN TO ME!

THIS IS NOT THE MOTHER SHIP, PEOPLE.

THIS IS UGLY DEATH COME TO PLAY--

TAKE THEM ALL!

SAVE THE SLAYER FOR ME.

SPIKE!

EVERYBODY STOP!

GOOD IDEA.

NOW, YOU LET EVERYBODY OUT OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND FITS IN AN ASHTRAY.

LET THEM GO.

DOWN THE STAIRS.

UH, WHERE'S THE DOORKNOB?

YOU GUYS ARE JUST IN TIME.

ARE THERE VAMPIRES?

THEY'RE CONTAINED.

THEY'LL GET OUT EVENTUALLY, THOUGH.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

WE CAN COME BACK WHEN THEY'RE GONE.

COME BACK FOR WHAT?

FOR THE BODY.

[BANGING]

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE'RE STUCK IN THE BASEMENT.

BUFFY?

SHE'S NOT STUCK IN THE BASEMENT.

HEY, WELL, I DELIVERED.

I HANDED HER TO YOU.

YES,

I SUPPOSE YOU DID.

SO...

WHAT ABOUT MY REWARD?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY.

YOU NEEDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I COULD JUST HATE HIM.

I THINK HE WANTED ME TO.

I THINK IT MADE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO BE THE VILLAIN OF THE PIECE.

REALLY, HE WAS JUST SCARED.

YES, I SUPPOSE HE WAS.

NOTHING'S EVER SIMPLE ANYMORE.

I'M CONSTANTLY TRYING TO WORK IT OUT.

WHO TO LOVE OR HATE...

WHO TO TRUST.

AND IT'S JUST LIKE THE MORE I KNOW,

THE MORE CONFUSED I GET.

I BELIEVE THAT'S CALLED GROWING UP.

I'D LIKE TO STOP, THEN, OK?

I KNOW THE FEELING.

DOES IT EVER GET EASY?

YOU MEAN LIFE?

YEAH.

DOES IT GET EASY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

LIE TO ME.

YES, IT'S TERRIBLY SIMPLE.

THE GOOD GUYS ARE ALWAYS STALWART AND TRUE,

THE BAD GUYS ARE EASILY DISTINGUISHED

BY THEIR POINTY HORNS OR BLACK HATS,

UH, WE ALWAYS DEFEAT THEM AND SAVE THE DAY,

NO ONE EVER DIES,

AND EVERYBODY LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Buffy: LIAR.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

GRR...ARGH.