1 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:18,917 COME ON, MOM. 2 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:20,959 SHE'S ALWAYS LATE. 3 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,875 ARE YOU LOST? 4 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,333 NO. 5 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:31,792 MY MOM'S JUST SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP, IS ALL. 6 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:34,125 DO YOU WANT ME TO WALK YOU HOME? 7 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,959 NO, THANK YOU. 8 00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:40,500 MY MUMMY USED TO SING ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. 9 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,834 ♪ RUN AND CATCH ♪ 10 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:46,375 ♪ THE LAMB IS CAUGHT ♪ 11 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:49,708 ♪ IN THE BLACKBERRY PATCH ♪ 12 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:52,708 SHE HAD THE SWEETEST VOICE. 13 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,750 WHAT WILL YOUR MUMMY SING 14 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:59,458 WHEN THEY FIND YOUR BODY? 15 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:03,625 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PEOPLE. 16 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:05,375 OH. 17 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:08,250 WELL, I'M NOT A PERSON, SEE, SO THAT'S JUST-- 18 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:10,917 RUN HOME. 19 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:23,041 MY ANGEL. 20 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,667 HELLO, DRUSILLA. 21 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,208 DO YOU REMEMBER THE SONG MUMMY USED TO SING ME? 22 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,959 PRETTY. 23 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,708 I REMEMBER. 24 00:01:35,708 --> 00:01:37,542 YES, YOU DO. 25 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,125 DRUSILLA, LEAVE HERE. 26 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,792 I'M OFFERING YOU THAT CHANCE. 27 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:43,750 TAKE SPIKE AND GET OUT. 28 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:46,166 OR YOU'LL HURT ME? 29 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,708 NO. 30 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:51,708 NO, YOU CAN'T. 31 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,166 NOT ANYMORE. 32 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,542 IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, IT'LL GO BADLY... 33 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:57,125 FOR ALL OF US. 34 00:01:57,125 --> 00:02:00,708 MY DEAR BOY'S GONE ALL AWAY, HASN'T HE? 35 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,875 TO HER. 36 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:08,375 WHO? 37 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,209 THE GIRL. 38 00:02:10,209 --> 00:02:11,375 THE SLAYER. 39 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,834 YOUR HEART STINKS OF HER. 40 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,083 POOR LITTLE THING. 41 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:30,166 SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE. 42 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,583 THIS CAN'T GO ON, DRUSILLA. 43 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:37,166 IT'S GOT TO END. 44 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,750 OH, NO, MY PET. 45 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:45,792 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,125 [WOLF HOWLING] 47 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,375 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 48 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,125 [BELL RINGS] 49 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,125 IT'S A SECRET. 50 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,583 WHAT KIND OF A SECRET? 51 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,417 UH, THE KIND THAT'S SECRET. 52 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,000 YOU KNOW, WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 53 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,792 I THINK IT'S CUSTOMARY THAT WHEN TWO PEOPLE 54 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,542 ARE GOING OUT OF AN EVENING 55 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:14,083 THAT THEY BOTHHAVE AN IDEA WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 56 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,792 OH, COME ON, WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE? 57 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:19,792 BUT I--I-- HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT TO WEAR? 58 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,291 DO YOU OWN ANYTHING ELSE? 59 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,250 W-WELL, NOT AS SUCH, NO. 60 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:27,333 RUPERT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME. 61 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,250 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I PUT MYSELF IN YOUR HANDS. 62 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,959 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 63 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:34,166 OK. TOMORROW NIGHT, 7:30, RIGHT? 64 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,542 YES. 65 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,542 HEY. 66 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,708 HELLO. 67 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,834 UH, DID WE, UH, HUNT LAST NIGHT? 68 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:42,208 I DID A COUPLE OF QUICK SWEEPS DOWNTOWN. 69 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,417 ANY ENCOUNTERS? 70 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,041 NOTHING VAMPIRY. 71 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:47,542 I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING OUR FRIEND SPIKE. 72 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,000 THE PROFILE IS FAIRLY UNAPPETIZING, 73 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,458 BUT I STILL HAVEN'T GOT A BEAD ON WHY HE'S HERE. 74 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:55,083 YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 75 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,834 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM A LITTLE GLUM. 76 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,708 I'M FINE. 77 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,500 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE NIGHT OFF? 78 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,041 OK. 79 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,750 THAT'D...BE NICE. 80 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,917 YOU COULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH ANGEL. 81 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:09,458 I DON'T KNOW. 82 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,917 HE MIGHT HAVE OTHER PLANS. 83 00:05:16,209 --> 00:05:17,417 Student: WELL IT SEEMS LIKE LOUIS THE SIXTEENTH 84 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,250 WAS JUST SORT OF A WEAK KING. 85 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,875 Teacher: THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH, ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS? 86 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,500 I JUST DON'T SEE WHY 87 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,458 EVERYONE'S ALWAYS PICKING ON MARIE ANTOINETTE. 88 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,209 I CAN SO RELATE TO HER. 89 00:05:27,209 --> 00:05:29,542 SHE WORKED REALLY HARD TO LOOK THAT GOOD, 90 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:32,209 AND PEOPLE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE THAT KIND OF EFFORT. 91 00:05:32,209 --> 00:05:34,583 AND I KNOW THE PEASANTS WERE ALL DEPRESSED. 92 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,291 I THINK YOU MEAN OPPRESSED. 93 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,291 WHATEVER. 94 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,875 THEY WERE CRANKY. 95 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:42,166 SO THEY'RE, LIKE, "LET'S LOSE SOME HEADS." 96 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:44,083 THAT'S FAIR. 97 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,875 AND MARIE ANTOINETTE CARED ABOUT THEM. 98 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,250 SHE WAS GONNA LET THEM HAVE CAKE. 99 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:51,250 Teacher: YES, WELL, THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING PERSPECTIVE. 100 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,583 UM, WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO COMMENT? 101 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,667 [BELL RINGS] 102 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,208 I DON'T KNOW. 103 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,667 I DON'T THINK SO. 104 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,125 THEY SEEMED PRETTY FRIENDLY. 105 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,083 WHO'S FRIENDLY? 106 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,125 NO ONE. 107 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,375 ANGEL AND A GIRL. 108 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,458 WILLOW, DO WE HAVE TO BE IN TOTAL SHARE MODE? 109 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,500 HEY, IT'S ME. IF ANGEL'S DOING SOMETHING WRONG, 110 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,041 I WANT TO KNOW. 111 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,750 'CAUSE IT GIVES ME A HAPPY. 112 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,875 I'M GLAD SOMEONE HAS A HAPPY. 113 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,000 NO, YOU JUST NEED CHEERING UP, AND I KNOW JUST THE THING. 114 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,458 CRAZED DANCE PARTY AT THE BRONZE. 115 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,500 I DON'T KNOW. 116 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,250 VERY CALM DANCE PARTY AT THE BRONZE? 117 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,583 MOPING AT THE BRONZE. 118 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:30,291 I'D SUGGEST A BOX OF OREOS DUNKED IN APPLE JUICE, 119 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,291 BUT MAYBE SHE'S OVER THAT PHASE. 120 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,375 FORD? 121 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,417 HEY, SUMMERS. 122 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,500 HOW YOU BEEN? 123 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,583 OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 124 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:37,583 UH, MATRICULATING. 125 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,458 HUH? 126 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,875 I'M FINISHING UP MY SENIOR YEAR AT SUNNYDALE HIGH. 127 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:43,250 DAD GOT TRANSFERRED. 128 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,417 THIS IS GREAT. 129 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,000 I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 130 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,417 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. 131 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:48,834 REMEMBER YOU. 132 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:51,458 DUH! WE ONLY WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER FOR 7 YEARS. 133 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,125 YOU WERE MY GIANT FIFTH GRADE CRUSH. 134 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:55,250 SO, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER. 135 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,875 OH! I'M SORRY. 136 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,417 UM, THIS IS FORD. 137 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,041 UH, BILLY FORDHAM, THIS IS XANDER AND WILLOW. 138 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:01,875 HI. 139 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:02,875 HEY. 140 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:04,250 NICE TO MEET YOU. 141 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,208 FORD AND I WENT TO HEMERY TOGETHER IN L.A. 142 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,250 AND NOW YOU'RE HERE. FOR REAL? 143 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:11,125 DAD GOT THE TRANSFER, AND BOOM, HE JUST DRAGGED ME OUT OF HEMERY 144 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,167 AND PUT ME DOWN HERE. 145 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,000 SO YOU TWO WERE SWEETIES IN FIFTH GRADE? 146 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,333 NOT EVEN. FORD WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY. 147 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,291 WELL, I WAS A MANLY SIXTH-GRADER. 148 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,667 COULDN'T BE BOTHERED WITH SOMEONE THAT YOUNG. 149 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,041 IT WAS TERRIBLE. 150 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,000 I MOPED OVER YOU FOR MONTHS. 151 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,875 SITTING IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO THAT DIVINYLS SONG 152 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:30,792 I TOUCH MYSELF. 153 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:34,041 OF COURSE, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. 154 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,375 HEY, ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT? 155 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,000 WE'RE GOING TO THE BRONZE. 156 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,667 IT'S THE LOCAL CLUB, AND YOU HAVE TO COME. 157 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,209 I'D LOVE TO. 158 00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:44,166 BUT IF YOU GUYS ALREADY HAD PLANS, 159 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,708 WOULD I BE IMPOSING? 160 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,542 NO, ONLY IN THE LITERAL SENSE. 161 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:48,792 OK, THEN. 162 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:50,333 I GOTTA FIND THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE, 163 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,583 UH, GET MY PAPERS IN ORDER. 164 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:52,750 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE YOU THERE, 165 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,417 AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN FRENCH. 166 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,750 IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU. 167 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:02,667 "THIS IS FORD, MY BESTEST FRIEND OF ALL MY FRIENDS." 168 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,542 JEEZ, DOESN'T SHE KNOW ANY FAT GUYS? 169 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:08,542 OH! THAT'S WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT? 170 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,291 FORD, YOU MADE IT. 171 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:20,167 IT WASN'T HARD TO FIND. 172 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,834 BUFFY, FORD WAS JUST TELLING US 173 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,583 ABOUT THE NINTH GRADE BEAUTY CONTEST 174 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:26,125 AND THE, UH, SWIMSUIT COMPETITION. 175 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,542 OH, MY GOD. FORD, STOP THAT. 176 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,875 THE MORE PEOPLE YOU TELL, 177 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,083 THE MORE PEOPLE I HAVE TO KILL. 178 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,792 YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, SUMMERS. 179 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:34,333 I KNOW ALL YOUR DARKEST SECRETS. 180 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,209 CARE TO MAKE A SMALL WAGER ON THAT? 181 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:37,750 I'M GONNA GO GET A DRINK. 182 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,917 FORD, TRY NOT TO TALK. 183 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,667 OH. 184 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,291 HEY. 185 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:50,209 I WAS HOPING YOU'D SHOW. 186 00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:51,209 THAT'S ANGEL. 187 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:52,583 HE'S BUFFY'S BEAU. 188 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:53,875 HER SPECIAL FRIEND. 189 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,959 HE'S NOT IN SCHOOL, RIGHT? 190 00:08:55,959 --> 00:08:57,250 HE LOOKS OLDER THAN HER. 191 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,542 YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 192 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,875 SO... 193 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,041 WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 194 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,125 NOTHING. 195 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,291 NOTHING AT ALL? 196 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,291 YOU CEASED TO EXIST? 197 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:12,625 NO, I MEAN, I STAYED IN. READ. 198 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,208 OH. 199 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,542 DIDN'T WANT THAT SODA AFTER ALL? 200 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:24,875 NOT THIRSTY. 201 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,125 HEY, ANGEL. 202 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,834 HI. 203 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,125 THIS IS FORD. 204 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,250 WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER IN L.A. 205 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,625 NICE TO MEET YOU. WHOA! 206 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,792 COLD HANDS. 207 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,875 YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 208 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,625 SO, YOU'RE HERE VISITING BUFFY? 209 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,542 NO. I'M ACTUALLY HERE TO STAY. 210 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,208 JUST MOVED DOWN. 211 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,583 Willow: HEY, ANGEL, 212 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,375 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? 213 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,667 YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING REALLY CROWDED IN HERE TONIGHT. 214 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,125 UM... I'M A LITTLE HOT. 215 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,083 YOU WANT TO TAKE A WALK? 216 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:54,375 UM, SURE. THAT'D BE NICE. 217 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:55,583 OK, THEN, UM... 218 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,458 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 219 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,583 GOOD NIGHT. 220 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,917 TAKE CARE. 221 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,166 OK, ONCE MORE WITH TENSION. 222 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,500 HE JUST MOVED HERE? 223 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,000 YEAH. AND BOY, DOES HE MOVE FAST. 224 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,834 Willow: HEY, ANGEL, WE COULD STILL PLAY. 225 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,834 SEE, YOU MADE HIM DO THAT THING WHERE HE'S GONE. 226 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,708 SO THAT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND? 227 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:24,708 NO. 228 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:25,625 UH, YEAH. 229 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,125 MAYBE. 230 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,250 COULD WE LAY OFF THE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR A WHILE? 231 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,291 SORRY. 232 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:35,000 SO...WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE? 233 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 [SCUFFLING] 234 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,542 UM, MY PURSE. 235 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,708 I--I LEFT MY PURSE AT THE BRONZE. 236 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,333 COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME? 237 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,333 UH, OK. 238 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,250 GOOD. 239 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,333 RUN. 240 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,291 THANKS. 241 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,083 [WHIMPERING] 242 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,291 [SOUNDS OF FIGHTING] 243 00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,166 WHAT'S GOING ON? 244 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,166 UM... 245 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,667 THERE WAS A CAT. 246 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,667 A CAT HERE... 247 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:39,583 AND, UM, THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER CAT. 248 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:40,834 AND THEY FOUGHT. 249 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,917 THE CATS. 250 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,917 AND...THEN THEY LEFT. 251 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,458 OH. 252 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,542 I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST SLAYING A VAMPIRE. 253 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,583 WHAT? 254 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,708 WHATING A WHAT? 255 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:50,875 I KNOW, BUFFY. 256 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,792 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. 257 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,291 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT TIME 258 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,875 TO TELL YOU. 259 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:58,458 I KNOW YOU'RE THE SLAYER. 260 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,458 JUST LIKE THAT, HE TOLD YOU? 261 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,875 JUST LIKE THAT. 262 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,291 SAID HE FOUND OUT 263 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,500 RIGHT BEFORE I GOT BOOTED FROM HEMERY. 264 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,500 WOW. 265 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,583 IT'S NEAT. 266 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,208 IS IT NEAT? 267 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,166 YEAH, I GUESS IT IS. 268 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,667 I DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WORRY 269 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,750 THAT HE'S GONNA FIND OUT MY DARK SECRET. 270 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,166 IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING EASIER. 271 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,583 FORD? HI? FORD? 272 00:12:58,583 --> 00:12:59,750 HEY. 273 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,583 WELL, HOW DID IT GO? 274 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:02,917 WENT GOOD. 275 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,458 GOOD? 276 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,375 THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL... 277 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,417 WELL, WHEN ARE WE-- 278 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,417 SOON. 279 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,166 OH, SOON. OK. 280 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,166 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION HERE. 281 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,208 I'M TRUSTING YOU. I'M OUT ON A LIMB HERE. 282 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,209 NOT TO MENTION THE LEASE IS ALMOST UP ON THIS PLACE. 283 00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:17,875 WHO'S GONNA COVER THAT? 284 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:18,834 MARVIN-- 285 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,542 DIEGO. 286 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,959 COME ON, MAN. IT'S DIEGO NOW. 287 00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,208 DIEGO. 288 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,583 RITALIN. 289 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,041 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 290 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,542 JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE READY WHEN I SAY. 291 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,417 TRUE BELIEVERS ONLY. 292 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,041 I CAN'T WAIT. 293 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,208 RIGHT, WHATEVER. I STILL THINK I SHOULD BE IN ON THE PLAN. 294 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,458 DIEGO, 295 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,917 YOU GOT TO TRUST ME. 296 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,542 ALL RIGHT. 297 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,875 A COUPLE MORE DAYS, AND WE'LL GET TO DO 298 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,708 THE 2 THINGS EVERY AMERICAN TEEN 299 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,500 SHOULD HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO. 300 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,166 DIE YOUNG... 301 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,208 AND STAY PRETTY. 302 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:56,875 [MOUTHING ACTOR'S WORDS] 303 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,208 SO... 304 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:05,667 YOU PLAY YOUR WITS AGAINST MINE. 305 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,625 ME, WHO COMMANDED ARMIES 306 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:12,542 HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 307 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,209 FOOLS... 308 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,834 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 309 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,333 OH. 310 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,708 ANGEL. 311 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,083 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 312 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,375 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 313 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,500 OH. 314 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,875 WELL... 315 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,417 WELL? 316 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,708 I CAN'T. 317 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:37,917 UNLESS YOU INVITE ME, I CAN'T COME IN. 318 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,458 OH! 319 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,542 WELL, OK, I INVITE YOU... 320 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,041 TO COME IN. 321 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,125 IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, I... 322 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,458 NO! I JUST... 323 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,208 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOYS IN MY ROOM. 324 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,125 I PROMISE I'LL BEHAVE MYSELF. 325 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,875 OK. GOOD. 326 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,166 I GUESS I NEED HELP. 327 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,375 HELP? YOU MEAN, LIKE ON HOMEWORK? 328 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,417 NO. 329 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,041 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD, 330 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,375 AND YOU ALREADY KNOW STUFF. 331 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,417 I WANT YOU TO TRACK SOMEONE DOWN ON THE NET. 332 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,500 OH! 333 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,917 GREAT. I'M SO THE NET GIRL. 334 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,708 I JUST WANT TO FIND EVERYTHING I CAN-- 335 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,375 RECORDS, AFFILIATES-- 336 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,208 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR YET. 337 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,625 OK, WHAT'S THE NAME? 338 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,625 BILLY FORDHAM. 339 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,500 UH, ANGEL, IF I SAY SOMETHING 340 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,375 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR, 341 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,583 DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BITE ME? 342 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,125 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M JEALOUS? 343 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,542 WELL, YOU DO SOMETIMES GET THAT WAY. 344 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,125 YOU KNOW, I NEVER USED TO. 345 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,125 THINGS USED TO BE PRETTY SIMPLE. 346 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,458 100 YEARS JUST HANGING OUT, 347 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,750 FEELING GUILTY, 348 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:45,250 I REALLY HONED MY BROODING SKILLS. 349 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,917 THEN SHE COMES ALONG. 350 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,917 YEAH. 351 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,375 I GET JEALOUS. 352 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,166 BUT I KNOW PEOPLE, 353 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,708 AND MY GUT TELLS ME THIS IS A WRONG GUY. 354 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,125 OK. 355 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,834 BUT IF THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WEIRD-- 356 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,750 HEY, THAT'S WEIRD. 357 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,209 WHAT? 358 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:06,208 I JUST CHECKED THE SCHOOL RECORDS, 359 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,041 AND HE'S NOT IN THEM. 360 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,583 I MEAN, USUALLY THEY TRANSFER YOUR GRADES AND STUFF, 361 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,000 BUT HE'S NOT EVEN REGISTERED. 362 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,750 HE SAID HE WAS IN SCHOOL WITH YOU GUYS, RIGHT? 363 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,250 LET ME JUST SEE IF I CAN-- 364 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,750 Mother: WILLOW, ARE YOU STILL UP? 365 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,125 ACK! GO! 366 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,834 UH, I'M JUST GOING TO BED NOW, MOM. 367 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,125 COME BY TOMORROW AT SUNSET. 368 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,708 I'LL KEEP LOOKING. 369 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,458 DON'T TELL BUFFY WHAT WE'RE DOING, ALL RIGHT? 370 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,375 YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO HER? IT'S BUFFY. 371 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,000 JUST DON'T BRING IT UP TILL WE KNOW WHAT'S WHAT. 372 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,625 OK. 373 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,625 I-IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. 374 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,041 THAT'D BE NICE. 375 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:45,542 WILLOW. 376 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,166 WHAT'S UP? 377 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,583 NOTHING. 378 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,917 DO YOU WANT TO HANG? WE'RE CAFETERIA-BOUND. 379 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,834 UH-UH. I'M GONNA DO WORK IN THE COMPUTER LAB 380 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:59,083 ON SCHOOL WORK THAT I HAVE, 381 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,667 SO I CANNOT HANG JUST NOW. 382 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,708 HI, FORD. 383 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:02,750 Ford: GOOD MORNING. 384 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,291 OK, WILL, 'FESS UP. 385 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,417 WHAT? 386 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,208 WERE YOU DRINKING COFFEE AGAIN? 387 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,667 'CAUSE WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 388 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,708 [FORCED LAUGH] 389 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,583 IT MAKES ME JUMPY. 390 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,166 I...HAVE TO GO. 391 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,458 AWAY. 392 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,125 NICE GIRL. 393 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,375 THERE AREN'T 2 OF THOSE IN THE WORLD. 394 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,375 Giles: BUFFY. 395 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,750 UM...YES, UH, 396 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,625 MS. CALENDAR AND I ARE GOING SOMEWHERE TONIGHT, 397 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:30,041 AND SHE'S GIVEN ME THE NUMBER OF HER BEEPER THINGIE, 398 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:34,166 UH, IN CASE YOU NEED ME FOR, UM...STUDY HELP, 399 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,625 UH, SUDDENLY. 400 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:36,667 HE KNOWS, GILES. 401 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,166 WHAT? 402 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,291 FORD KNOWS I'M THE SLAYER. 403 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,917 I KNOW. 404 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:44,208 OH, EH, VERY GOOD. 405 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,583 UM--UM, BUFFY-- EXCUSE ME. 406 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,792 UH, YOU'RE NOT, BY ANY CHANCE, 407 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,792 BETRAYING YOUR SECRET IDENTITY 408 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,500 JUST TO IMPRESS, UM, CUTE BOYS, ARE YOU? 409 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,959 I DIDN'T TELL HIM. 410 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:57,542 HE KNEW. 411 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,625 OH, EH, RIGHT, THEN. 412 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,583 WELL, UH, JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU-- 413 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,750 GO. 414 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,500 EXPERIENCE THIS THING CALLED FUN. 415 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,834 I'LL TRY NOT TO HAVE A CRISIS. 416 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,208 AND, ON YOUR RIGHT, ONCE AGAIN, 417 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,458 THE BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS. 418 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,750 I THINK YOU'VE NOW SEEN EVERYTHING THERE IS TO SEE IN SUNNYDALE. 419 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,333 WELL, IT'S...REALLY... 420 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,125 FEEL FREE TO SAY DULL. 421 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,375 OK. DULL'S GOOD. 422 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,209 OR MAYBE NOT SO DULL. 423 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,834 IS THAT MORE VAMPIRES? 424 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,917 MUST BE THE WEATHER. 425 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,458 STAY CLOSE TO ME. 426 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,333 MAYBE THEY WERE JUST PASSING THROUGH. 427 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,667 I DON'T THINK SO. 428 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,667 RRROOWWRR! 429 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,875 RRRRRR! 430 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,417 YOU GOT ONE CHANCE TO LIVE. 431 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,167 TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, AND I'LL LET YOU GO. 432 00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,708 WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE? 433 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,708 I KILLED HER. 434 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:24,166 I--I KILLED HER, AND SHE JUST TURNED TO DUST. 435 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:28,542 IT WAS...AMAZING. 436 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,041 Willow: THE ONLY THING I COULD TRACK DOWN WAS THIS ADDRESS, THE SUNSET CLUB. 437 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,375 I STILL DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING INCRIMINATING. 438 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,125 HE LEAVES NO PAPER TRAILS, NO RECORDS. 439 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,625 THAT'S INCRIMINATING ENOUGH. 440 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,458 YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH DEAD BOY ON THIS ONE. 441 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,834 COULD YOU NOT CALL ME THAT? 442 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,083 Angel: WE'RE FRIENDS OF FORD'S. 443 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,083 BOY, WE BLEND RIGHT IN. 444 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,209 IN NO WAY DO WE STICK OUT LIKE SORE THUMBS. 445 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:02,291 LET'S LOOK AROUND. 446 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,417 YOU GUYS CHECK OUT DOWNSTAIRS. 447 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,542 SURE THING, BOSSY THE COW. 448 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,583 OK, BUT DO THEY REALLY STICK OUT? 449 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,625 WHAT? 450 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,417 SORE THUMBS. DO THEY STICK OUT? 451 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,750 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A THUMB 452 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,125 AND GONE, "WOW, THAT BABY IS SORE"? 453 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,750 YOU HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS. 454 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,250 HI. 455 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,125 ARE YOU, UH, NOTICING A THEME HERE? 456 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,834 AS IN, "VAMPIRES, YAY"? 457 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,625 THAT'S THE ONE. 458 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,375 YOU GUYS ARE NEWBIES. I CAN TELL. 459 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,458 NO. WE COME HERE ALL THE TIME. 460 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,667 DON'T BE ASHAMED. IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE OPEN TO IT. 461 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,166 WE WELCOME ANYONE WHO'S INTERESTED IN THE LONELY ONES. 462 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,750 THE LONELY ONES? 463 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,166 VAMPIRES. 464 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,166 OH, WE USUALLY CALL THEM 465 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,208 THE NASTY, POINTY, BITEY ONES. 466 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,208 SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THAT MISCONCEPTION, 467 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,000 BUT THEY WHO WALK WITH THE NIGHT 468 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,917 ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HARMING ANYONE. 469 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,708 THEY ARE... CREATURES ABOVE US. 470 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,166 EXALTED. 471 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:07,083 YOU'RE A FOOL. 472 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:11,041 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO CONFRONTATIONAL ABOUT IT. 473 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,375 OTHER VIEWPOINTS THAN YOURS MAY BE VALID, YOU KNOW. 474 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,959 Willow: NICE MEETING YOU. 475 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,667 YOU REALLY ARE A PEOPLE PERSON. 476 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,708 NOW NOBODY'S GONNA TALK TO US. 477 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,375 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. I'VE SEEN THIS TYPE BEFORE. 478 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,708 I MEAN, THEY'RE CHILDREN MAKING UP BEDTIME STORIES OF FRIENDLY VAMPIRES 479 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,834 TO COMFORT THEMSELVES IN THE DARK. 480 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,417 IS THAT SO BAD? 481 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,417 THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES. 482 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:38,000 WHAT THEY ARE, HOW THEY LIVE, HOW THEY DRESS. 483 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:44,166 YOU KNOW, I LOVE A GOOD DIATRIBE, 484 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,834 BUT I'M STILL CURIOUS WHY FORD, 485 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:47,291 THE BESTEST FRIEND OF THE SLAYER, 486 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,125 IS HANGIN' WITH A BUNCH OF VAMPIRE WANNABES. 487 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,708 SOMETHING'S UP WITH HIM. 488 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,583 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 489 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,083 ARE YOU OK? 490 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,208 SORRY TO BEEP YOU GUYS IN THE MIDDLE OF... STUFF, 491 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,667 BUT IT SEEMED REALLY WEIRD. 492 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,375 NO. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. ABSOLUTELY. 493 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,333 YOU HATED IT THAT MUCH? 494 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,875 NO! BUT, UH, VAMPIRES ON CAMPUS, 495 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:08,917 IT COULD HAVE IMPLICATIONS. 496 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:10,333 VERY, VERY GRAVE-- 497 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,917 YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING. 498 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,000 NO. HONESTLY, I'VE--I'VE ALWAYS-- 499 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,291 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN--IN, UH, 500 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,417 MONSTER TRUCKS. 501 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:18,917 YOU TOOK HIM TO MONSTER TRUCKS? 502 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,458 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CHANGE. 503 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,667 IT WAS A CHANGE. 504 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,750 LOOK, WE COULD HAVE JUST LEFT. 505 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,375 WH-WHAT, AND MISSED 506 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,792 THE NITRO-BURNING FUNNY CARS? 507 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,250 NO. COULDN'T HAVE THAT. 508 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,041 OK. CAN WE GET BACK ON THE VAMPIRE TIP HERE? 509 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,125 THESE GUYS WERE HERE WITH A PURPOSE. 510 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:34,875 YES, YES, AND WE MUST ASCERTAIN WHAT THAT PURPOSE IS. 511 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:35,959 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 512 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:38,291 I SENT HIM HOME. 513 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:41,375 OH, GOOD. THE LESS HE'S INVOLVED IN ALL THIS, THE SAFER HE'LL BE. 514 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,542 HE DID BAG A VAMP HIS FIRST TIME OUT. 515 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:45,583 GOTTA GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR...THAT. 516 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,542 Jenny: SOMETHING WRONG? 517 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,458 WHO'S THIS? 518 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,333 UM, SHE'S CALLED DRUSILLA, 519 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,375 A SOMETIME PARAMOUR OF SPIKE'S. 520 00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:01,542 SHE WAS KILLED BY AN ANGRY MOB IN PRAGUE. 521 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:06,291 WELL, THEY DON'T MAKE ANGRY MOBS LIKE THEY USED TO 'CAUSE THIS GIRL'S ALIVE. 522 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:07,750 I SAW HER WITH ANGEL. 523 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,375 WITH ANGEL? 524 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,500 ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GUY? 525 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,875 YEAH, HE IS. 526 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,792 I THINK MAYBE WE NEED TO READ UP ON THIS NICE LADY. 527 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:18,875 WELL, SOME OF MY NEWER VOLUMES MAY BE MORE HELPFUL. 528 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,583 MY OWN RESEARCH HAS-- 529 00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:30,250 ARE YOU GUYS OK? 530 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,583 A BOOK! IT TOOK ONE OF MY BOOKS. 531 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,000 WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS SCHOOL IS READING. 532 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 HE SAID HE KILLED IT. 533 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,834 THAT'S THE VAMPIRE FORD SAID HE KILLED. 534 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,625 YOU SING THE SWEETEST LITTLE SONG. 535 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,625 WON'T YOU SING FOR ME, HMM? 536 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,667 DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? 537 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,959 Spike: DARLING. 538 00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:59,375 I HEARD A FUNNY THING JUST NOW. 539 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:03,917 LUCIUS TELLS ME THAT YOU WENT OUT ON A HUNT THE OTHER NIGHT. 540 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,708 MY TUMMY WAS GROWLY. 541 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:09,250 AND YOU WERE OUT. 542 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,250 COME ON. 543 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,834 [WHISTLES] 544 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:15,291 I'LL POUT IF YOU DON'T SING. 545 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:18,500 YOU, UM... MEET ANYONE? 546 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,792 ANYONE INTERESTING? 547 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,291 LIKE ANGEL? 548 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,417 ANGEL? 549 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:25,417 YEAH. 550 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:29,542 SO... 551 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,250 WHAT MIGHT YOU GUYS HAVE TALKED ABOUT, THEN? 552 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,000 OLD TIMES? 553 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,333 CHILDHOOD PRANKS? 554 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,750 IT'S A LITTLE OFF, 555 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,291 YOU TWO SO FRIENDLY, HIM BEING THE ENEMY AND ALL THAT. 556 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,834 I'LL GIVE YOU A SEED IF YOU SING. 557 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:46,125 THE BIRD'S DEAD, DRU. 558 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:49,625 YOU LEFT IT IN A CAGE, AND YOU DIDN'T FEED IT, AND NOW IT'S ALL DEAD, 559 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,542 JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE. 560 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:53,583 [WHIMPERS] 561 00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,083 OH, I'M SORRY, BABY. 562 00:24:56,792 --> 00:25:00,417 I'M A BAD, RUDE MAN. 563 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,917 I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU GOIN' OUT, THAT'S ALL. 564 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,333 YOU ARE WEAK. 565 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:09,750 WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW BIRD? 566 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,291 ONE THAT'S NOT DEAD? 567 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,375 Ford: THIS IS SO COOL! 568 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,208 I WOULD TOTALLY LIVE HERE. 569 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,209 DO I HAVE ANYONE ON WATCH HERE?! 570 00:25:20,209 --> 00:25:21,375 IT'S CALLED SECURITY, PEOPLE. 571 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:22,750 ARE YOU ALL ASLEEP? 572 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:28,792 OR DID WE FINALLY FIND A RESTAURANT THAT DELIVERS? 573 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,500 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 574 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,083 YEAH, I KNOW WHO I AM, TOO. SO WHAT? 575 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,959 I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU... SPIKE. 576 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:39,542 YOU'VE GOT A REAL DEATH WISH. 577 00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:41,458 IT'S ALMOST INTERESTING. 578 00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,667 OH, THIS IS GREAT. 579 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,875 THIS WILL BE VERY USEFUL. 580 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,834 SO HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 581 00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:53,458 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 582 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,708 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO OFFER YOU. 583 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,750 I-I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE PART 584 00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:00,458 WHERE YOU TAKE OUT A WATCH AND SAY 585 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,000 I'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO KILL ME? 586 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,542 IT'S TRADITIONAL. 587 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,667 WELL... 588 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,375 I DON'T GO MUCH FOR TRADITION. 589 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:09,667 Drusilla: WAIT, LOVE. 590 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,041 WELL? 591 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:20,000 OH, COME ON. SAY IT. 592 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,542 IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T SAY IT. 593 00:26:21,542 --> 00:26:23,500 WHAT? 594 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,542 OH... 595 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,625 YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO KILL YOU. 596 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,708 YES! 597 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:31,792 SEE, THIS IS THE BEST. 598 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:34,291 I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU. 599 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,250 A VAMPIRE. 600 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,708 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR 2 MINUTES, AND I CAN'T STAND YOU. 601 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,792 I DON'T REALLY FEATURE YOU LIVING FOREVER-- 602 00:26:41,792 --> 00:26:43,375 CAN I EAT HIM NOW, LOVE? 603 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,792 WELL, FEATURE THIS. 604 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,583 I'M OFFERING YOU A TRADE. 605 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:50,250 YOU MAKE ME A VAMPIRE... 606 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,417 AND I GIVE YOU THE SLAYER. 607 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,458 BUFFY...MAY I COME IN? 608 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,875 SURE. I THOUGHT ONCE YOU'D BEEN INVITED, 609 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,917 YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST WALK IN. 610 00:27:15,917 --> 00:27:18,917 I CAN. I WAS JUST BEING POLITE. 611 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,583 WE NEED TO TALK. 612 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,209 DO WE? 613 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,667 IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIEND FORD. 614 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,333 HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS. 615 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,667 WHO IS THESE DAYS? 616 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:29,708 WILLOW RAN HIM DOWN ON THE COMPUTER-- 617 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,250 WILLOW? 618 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,208 WE FOUND THIS ADDRESS, WE CHECKED IT OUT WITH XANDER, 619 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,250 AND IT TURNED OUT-- 620 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,625 AND XANDER? 621 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,583 WOW. EVERYBODY'S IN. 622 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:40,875 IT'S LIKE A GREAT, BIG, EXCITING CONSPIRACY. 623 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,708 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 624 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,041 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE I TRUST. 625 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:46,458 WHO'S DRUSILLA? 626 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:51,291 AND DON'T LIE TO ME. I'M TIRED OF IT. 627 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,166 SOME LIES ARE NECESSARY. 628 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,375 FOR WHAT? 629 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,333 SOMETIMES THE TRUTH IS WORSE. 630 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,417 YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH, YOU FIND THAT OUT. 631 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:00,208 I CAN TAKE IT. 632 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,333 I CAN TAKE THE TRUTH. 633 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,209 DO YOU LOVE ME? 634 00:28:06,209 --> 00:28:07,500 WHAT? 635 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,083 DO YOU? 636 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:18,583 I LOVE YOU. 637 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:21,542 I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST YOU. 638 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:23,500 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO EITHER. 639 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,125 MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD DECIDE. 640 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:33,000 I DID A LOT OF UNCONSCIONABLE THINGS WHEN I BECAME A VAMPIRE. 641 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:37,291 DRUSILLA WAS THE WORST. 642 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,542 SHE WAS... 643 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:44,166 AN OBSESSION OF MINE. 644 00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:49,250 SHE WAS PURE... AND SWEET...AND CHASTE. 645 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:53,166 AND YOU MADE HER A VAMPIRE. 646 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,166 FIRST, I MADE HER INSANE. 647 00:28:57,417 --> 00:29:00,542 KILLED EVERYBODY SHE LOVED. 648 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:05,208 VISITED EVERY MENTAL TORTURE ON HER I COULD DEVISE. 649 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:08,458 SHE EVENTUALLY FLED TO A CONVENT. 650 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:12,667 AND ON THE DAY SHE TOOK HER HOLY ORDERS... 651 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,166 I TURNED HER INTO A DEMON. 652 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,500 WELL... 653 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,417 I ASKED FOR THE TRUTH. 654 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,125 FORD'S PART OF SOME SOCIETY THAT REVERES VAMPIRES. 655 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,041 PRACTICALLY WORSHIPS THEM. 656 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:39,583 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS FROM YOU... 657 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,125 BUT YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM. 658 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,041 Ford: BUFFY! 659 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,041 FORD. 660 00:29:57,041 --> 00:29:58,917 I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT-- 661 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:01,417 WELL, AN INTERESTING TIME. 662 00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:02,417 I'M GLAD. 663 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:06,291 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN TONIGHT? 664 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:07,250 NOT BUSY. 665 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,250 I SORT OF HAD AN IDEA. 666 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,291 IT'S, UH, IT'S A SECRET. 667 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,333 I KINDA WANT TO SURPRISE YOU. 668 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,792 I LIKE SURPRISES. 669 00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:17,291 CAN YOU MEET ME HERE? 670 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,208 SURE. 671 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,208 AT 9:00? 672 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,375 AT 9:00. 673 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,542 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 674 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:35,875 BUFFY! 675 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,458 DID, UH, ANGEL... 676 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:42,792 HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 677 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,333 WHEN ANGEL CAME TO MY ROOM, 678 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:47,458 HE WAS JUST REALLY CONCERNED FOR YOU, 679 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:49,333 AND WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 680 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,083 IN CASE WE WERE WRONG. 681 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:54,083 DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT FORD IS UP TO? 682 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,750 I WILL. 683 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:05,500 ANGEL WAS IN YOUR BEDROOM?! 684 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,209 OURS IS A FORBIDDEN LOVE. 685 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:13,542 CHANTARELLE, IS EVERYTHING READY? 686 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:15,166 OF COURSE...IT'S READY. HI. 687 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,208 I TOOK CARE OF IT. I ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF IT. 688 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,375 IS IT TIME? TONIGHT? 689 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,875 YOU NERVOUS? 690 00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,500 YES. 691 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,959 NO. I'M...READY FOR THE CHANGE. 692 00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:28,917 DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY'LL BLESS US? 693 00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:30,041 I KNOW THEY WILL. 694 00:31:31,542 --> 00:31:33,750 WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? ARE THEY COMING? 695 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,500 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 696 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,125 YOUR FRIENDS. THEY CAME LAST NIGHT--2 GUYS AND A GIRL. 697 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,583 ONE WAS MEAN. 698 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:40,250 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 699 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:42,250 I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. 700 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,041 SORRY, MR. FLAWLESS PLAN GUY. IT SLIPPED MY MIND. 701 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,375 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT? 702 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,583 THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET US DOWN? 703 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:51,041 IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 704 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:53,208 I NEED THEM TO BLESS ME. 705 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:54,583 IT'S GONNA BE FINE! 706 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:56,000 Buffy: NO. 707 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,708 IT'S REALLY NOT. 708 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,083 IT'S KINDA DRAFTY IN HERE. 709 00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:03,250 I'M SORRY, FORD. 710 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,000 I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TILL TONIGHT. 711 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,375 I'M RASH AND IMPULSIVE. 712 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:08,375 IT'S A FLAW. 713 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,542 WE ALL HAVE FLAWS. 714 00:32:10,542 --> 00:32:13,667 I'M STILL A LITTLE FUZZY ON EXACTLY WHAT YOURS IS. 715 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,208 I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH BEING A LYING SCUMBAG. 716 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,875 EVERYBODY LIES. 717 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:21,375 WHAT DO YOU WANT, FORD? 718 00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,000 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 719 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,667 I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 720 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:26,333 I DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND. 721 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,166 I JUST NEED TO KNOW. 722 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,417 I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THEM. 723 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:33,125 YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE. 724 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,208 I'M GOING TO. 725 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:39,041 YOU KNOW, VAMPIRES ARE A LITTLE PICKY ABOUT WHO THEY CHANGE. 726 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:44,542 YOU WERE GONNA OFFER THEM A TRADE. 727 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:45,750 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ANYMORE. 728 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,250 YEAH, WELL, I STILL FEEL AWFULLY CHATTY. 729 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,291 YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE THEM ME TONIGHT. 730 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,166 YES. 731 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,083 YOU HAD TO KNOW I'D FIGURE IT OUT. 732 00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:58,291 ACTUALLY... 733 00:32:58,291 --> 00:33:00,500 I WAS COUNTING ON IT. 734 00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:04,250 [COUGHING] 735 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,500 [CHUCKLING] 736 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,917 WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TONIGHT? 737 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,625 THIS IS SO COOL. 738 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,583 IT'S JUST LIKE IT PLAYED IN MY HEAD. 739 00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:17,166 YOU KNOW THAT PART WHERE YOU ASK ME WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 740 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,041 IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING. 741 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,250 [SLAM] 742 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,875 Ford: RIGGED UP SPECIAL. 743 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:33,250 ONCE IT'S CLOSED, IT CAN ONLY BE OPENED FROM THE OUTSIDE. 744 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,959 AS SOON AS THE SUN SETS, THEY'LL BE COMING. 745 00:33:35,959 --> 00:33:38,458 FORD, IF THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL AROUND WHEN THEY GET HERE-- 746 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,750 Diego: WE'LL BE CHANGED. ALL OF US. 747 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,583 Chantarelle: WE'RE GOING TO ASCEND TO A NEW LEVEL OF CONSCIOUSNESS. 748 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:44,708 BECOME LIKE THEM, 749 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:46,458 LIKE THE LONELY ONES. 750 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,041 Ford: THIS IS THE END, BUFFY. 751 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,708 NO ONE GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE. 752 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,166 THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE. 753 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:07,166 Ford: THIS IS A BOMB SHELTER, BUFFY. 754 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,041 I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO OVERPOWER YOU, 755 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:11,166 BUT THIS IS 3 FEET OF SOLID CONCRETE. 756 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:13,375 AT LEAST LET THE OTHER PEOPLE GO. 757 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:15,041 Chantarelle: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THIS? 758 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,375 IT'S WHAT WE WANT. 759 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:18,041 IT'S OUR CHANCE FOR IMMORTALITY. 760 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,750 THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 761 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,708 WHAT I SEE IS THAT RIGHT AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN, 762 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,375 SPIKE AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE PIGGING OUT 763 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,792 AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT MORON BAR. 764 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:29,166 OK, THAT'S IT. I THINK WE SHOULD GAG HER. 765 00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:30,708 I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY. 766 00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,750 SHE'S AN UNBELIEVER. SHE TAINTS US. 767 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:35,625 I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU. 768 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:39,500 YOU ARE PLAYING IN SOME SERIOUS TRAFFIC HERE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 769 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,500 YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, 770 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,458 AND THE ONLY HOPE YOU HAVE OF SURVIVING THIS 771 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,500 IS TO GET OUT OF THIS PIT RIGHT NOW, 772 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,291 AND, MY GOD, COULD YOU HAVE A DORKIER OUTFIT?! 773 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:50,458 Ford: GOTTA BACK HER UP, D. 774 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:52,291 YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG NINNY. 775 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,333 [ALARM SOUNDS] 776 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,542 "6:27." 777 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:58,250 SUNSET. 778 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,583 Spike: WHEN WE GET THERE, EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT. 779 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,625 2 MEN ON THE DOOR. FIRST PRIORITY IS THE SLAYER. 780 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,667 EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAIR GAME, 781 00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:12,458 BUT LET'S REMEMBER TO SHARE, PEOPLE. 782 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,375 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS? 783 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:16,208 I WANT A TREAT. 784 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,542 I NEED A TREAT. 785 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:22,250 AND A SPECIAL ONE YOU'LL HAVE. 786 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,792 LUCIUS... 787 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:25,917 BRING THE CAR AROUND. 788 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,834 MAN, YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU? 789 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,792 NO, I DON'T. 790 00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,500 THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY IN A PERSON. 791 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,291 TOO MANY PEOPLE, THEY JUST LAY BACK AND TAKE IT. 792 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:36,500 BUT US-- 793 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,583 US? WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON NOW? 794 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,583 MORE THAN YOU THINK. 795 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,458 YEAH, WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 796 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:44,959 YOU'RE WHAT WE CALL THE BAD GUY. 797 00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:46,583 I GUESS I AM. 798 00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:51,083 THESE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO GET CHANGED, ARE THEY? 799 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:53,959 THE REST OF THEM, THEY'RE JUST FODDER. 800 00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:55,959 TECHNICALLY, YES. 801 00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:58,000 BUT I'M IN. 802 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,041 I WILL BECOME IMMORTAL. 803 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:02,166 WELL, I'VE GOT A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU, BRAINTRUST. 804 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:04,333 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 805 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:07,375 YOU DIE, AND A DEMON SETS UP SHOP IN YOUR OLD HOUSE, 806 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,250 AND IT WALKS AND IT TALKS 807 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,667 AND IT REMEMBERS YOUR LIFE, BUT IT'S NOT YOU. 808 00:36:11,667 --> 00:36:13,750 IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. 809 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,166 AND YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING? 810 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:19,333 FORD, THESE PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO DIE. 811 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,583 WELL, NEITHER DO I. 812 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:25,333 BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE TOOK THAT INTO CONSIDERATION, 'CAUSE I'M STILL DYING. 813 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:32,542 I LOOK GOOD, DON'T I? 814 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:34,417 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 815 00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:37,208 I GOT MAYBE 6 MONTHS LEFT, 816 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,333 AND BY THEN WHAT THEY BURY WON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME. 817 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,750 I'M GOING TO BE BALD AND SHRIVELED, AND-- 818 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,083 AND I'LL SMELL BAD. 819 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,500 NO, I'M NOT GOING OUT THAT WAY. 820 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,333 I'M SORRY, SUMMERS. 821 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:57,458 DID I SCREW UP YOUR RIGHTEOUS ANGER RIFF? 822 00:36:57,458 --> 00:37:02,209 DOES THE NEST OF TUMORS LIQUEFYING MY BRAIN KIND OF SPOIL THE FUN? 823 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,000 I'M SORRY. 824 00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:13,208 I HAD NO IDEA. 825 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,375 BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS STILL VERY WRONG. 826 00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:19,875 OK, WELL, YOU TRY VOMITING FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT 827 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:22,000 BECAUSE THE PAIN IN YOUR HEAD IS SO INTENSE, 828 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,458 AND THEN...WE'LL DISCUSS THE CONCEPT OF RIGHT AND WRONG. 829 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:32,083 THESE PEOPLE ARE SHEEP. 830 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,583 THEY WANT TO BE VAMPIRES 'CAUSE THEY'RE LONELY... 831 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,708 OR MISERABLE... 832 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:38,625 OR BORED. 833 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:39,792 I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 834 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,667 YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 835 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:45,125 YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD CHOICE, BUT YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 836 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,917 YOU'RE OPTING FOR MASS MURDER HERE, 837 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:49,458 AND NOTHING YOU SAY IS GOING TO MAKE THAT OK. 838 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:51,583 YOU THINK I NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU? 839 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,208 I THINK THIS IS ALL PART OF YOUR LITTLE FANTASY DRAMA. 840 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,875 ISN'T THIS EXACTLY HOW YOU IMAGINED IT? 841 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,750 YOU TELL ME HOW YOU'VE SUFFERED, 842 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,333 AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 843 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,000 WELL, I DO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, 844 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,333 AND IF THOSE VAMPIRES COME IN HERE AND START FEEDING, 845 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:09,708 I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF. 846 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,792 YOU KNOW WHAT, SUMMERS? 847 00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:19,333 I REALLY DID MISS YOU. 848 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,834 [VOICES] 849 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,333 FORD... 850 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,417 HELP ME STOP THIS. 851 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,917 PLEASE. 852 00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,291 PEOPLE, LISTEN TO ME! 853 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:45,542 THIS IS NOT THE MOTHER SHIP, PEOPLE. 854 00:38:45,542 --> 00:38:46,792 THIS IS UGLY DEATH COME TO PLAY-- 855 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:24,417 TAKE THEM ALL! 856 00:39:24,417 --> 00:39:25,875 SAVE THE SLAYER FOR ME. 857 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:52,917 SPIKE! 858 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,209 EVERYBODY STOP! 859 00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:01,500 GOOD IDEA. 860 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,625 NOW, YOU LET EVERYBODY OUT OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND FITS IN AN ASHTRAY. 861 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:06,333 LET THEM GO. 862 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:20,667 DOWN THE STAIRS. 863 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,291 UH, WHERE'S THE DOORKNOB? 864 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,208 YOU GUYS ARE JUST IN TIME. 865 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,083 ARE THERE VAMPIRES? 866 00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:00,500 THEY'RE CONTAINED. 867 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,209 THEY'LL GET OUT EVENTUALLY, THOUGH. 868 00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,458 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 869 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:06,458 WE CAN COME BACK WHEN THEY'RE GONE. 870 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,083 COME BACK FOR WHAT? 871 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:14,625 FOR THE BODY. 872 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,208 [BANGING] 873 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:20,083 WHAT HAPPENED? 874 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:23,041 WE'RE STUCK IN THE BASEMENT. 875 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:26,250 BUFFY? 876 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,375 SHE'S NOT STUCK IN THE BASEMENT. 877 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:30,792 HEY, WELL, I DELIVERED. 878 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:33,000 I HANDED HER TO YOU. 879 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,333 YES, 880 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,708 I SUPPOSE YOU DID. 881 00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:38,417 SO... 882 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,083 WHAT ABOUT MY REWARD? 883 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:37,250 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY. 884 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,875 YOU NEEDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 885 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:43,667 IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I COULD JUST HATE HIM. 886 00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:46,500 I THINK HE WANTED ME TO. 887 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:51,375 I THINK IT MADE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO BE THE VILLAIN OF THE PIECE. 888 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:53,667 REALLY, HE WAS JUST SCARED. 889 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:56,250 YES, I SUPPOSE HE WAS. 890 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,875 NOTHING'S EVER SIMPLE ANYMORE. 891 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,458 I'M CONSTANTLY TRYING TO WORK IT OUT. 892 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:04,417 WHO TO LOVE OR HATE... 893 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,917 WHO TO TRUST. 894 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,500 AND IT'S JUST LIKE THE MORE I KNOW, 895 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,750 THE MORE CONFUSED I GET. 896 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:13,125 I BELIEVE THAT'S CALLED GROWING UP. 897 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,625 I'D LIKE TO STOP, THEN, OK? 898 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:20,000 I KNOW THE FEELING. 899 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,250 DOES IT EVER GET EASY? 900 00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:37,208 YOU MEAN LIFE? 901 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:39,792 YEAH. 902 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:41,708 DOES IT GET EASY? 903 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:44,875 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 904 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,208 LIE TO ME. 905 00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:55,125 YES, IT'S TERRIBLY SIMPLE. 906 00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:57,875 THE GOOD GUYS ARE ALWAYS STALWART AND TRUE, 907 00:43:57,875 --> 00:43:59,875 THE BAD GUYS ARE EASILY DISTINGUISHED 908 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:02,917 BY THEIR POINTY HORNS OR BLACK HATS, 909 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,250 UH, WE ALWAYS DEFEAT THEM AND SAVE THE DAY, 910 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:06,667 NO ONE EVER DIES, 911 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:10,166 AND EVERYBODY LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 912 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,583 Buffy: LIAR. 913 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,125 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 914 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,792 GRR...ARGH.