Original subtitles

Narrator: IN EVERY GENERATION, THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE.

SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, THE DEMONS,

AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS.

SHE IS THE SLAYER.

[SINGING IN INDIAN LANGUAGE]

IS SHE DYING?

I THINK SHE'S SINGING.

TO A TELEPHONE, IN HINDI.

NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

WHY IS SHE SINGING?

SHE'S SAD BECAUSE

HER LOVER GAVE HER 12 GOLD COINS,

BUT THEN THE WIZARD CUT OPEN THE BAG OF SALT,

AND NOW THE DANCING MINIONS

HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT THEIR BIG MAYPOLE... FISH THING.

UH-HUH.

WHY IS SHE SINGING?

Buffy: HER LOVER? I THOUGHT IT WAS HER CHIROPRACTOR.

BECAUSE OF THAT THING HE DID WITH HER FEET?

NO, THAT WAS PERSONAL.

HMM. AND WE THOUGHT

JUST BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY

OR ANYPLACE TO GO,

THIS'D BE A LACKLUSTER EVENING.

I KNOW, WE COULD GO TO THE BRONZE,

AND SNEAK IN OUR OWN TEA BAGS

AND ASK FOR HOT WATER.

HOP OFF THE OUTLAW TRAIN, WILL,

BEFORE YOU LAND US ALL IN JAIL.

I, FOR ONE, AM GIDDY AND UP.

THERE'S A KIND OF HUSH ALL OVER SUNNYDALE,

NO DEMONS OR VAMPIRES TO SLAY,

I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS.

SO HOW DOES THE WATER BUFFALO FIT IN AGAIN?

[PANTING]

[SOBBING]

[SCREAMS]

CALLIE, CALLIE...

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[SOBBING]

THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

[SOBBING]

[WOLF HOWLS]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Cordelia: HA HA HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. SEE?

DR. DEBI SAYS WHEN A MAN IS SPEAKING,

YOU MAKE SERIOUS EYE CONTACT,

AND YOU REALLY, REALLY LISTEN.

AND YOU LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...AH.

YOU DREAMED ABOUT ANGEL AGAIN?

THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW.

WHAT DID HE DO IN THE DREAM?

STUFF.

OOH, STUFF.

WAS IT ONE OF THOSE VIVID DREAMS

WHERE YOU COULD FEEL HIS LIPS AND SMELL HIS HAIR?

IT HAD SURROUND SOUND.

I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM SO MUCH LATELY.

YOU TWO ARE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.

EXCEPT FOR THE, UH...

VAMPIRE THING.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON, NECESSARILY.

I'M BRAINSICK.

I CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.

NOT DURING THE DAY, BUT...

YOU COULD ASK HIM FOR COFFEE SOME NIGHT.

IT'S THE NON-RELATIONSHIP DRINK OF CHOICE.

IT'S NOT A DATE, IT'S A CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE.

OK, SURE, IT'S HOT AND BITTER,

LIKE A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAY, BUT--

WHAT'S LIKE A RELATIONSHIP?

NOTHING I HAVE. COFFEE?

HUH?

THERE'S REALLY NO COMPARISON BETWEEN

COLLEGE MEN AND HIGH SCHOOL BOYS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT.

SO, COR, YOU'RE DATING COLLEGE GUYS NOW?

WELL, NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS,

BUT I HAPPEN TO BE DATING

A DELTA ZETA KAPPA.

OOH, AN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL.

SO THAT'S HOW YOU GET A DATE

AFTER YOU EXHAUSTED ALL THE HUMAN GUYS.

Cordelia: YOU'LL GO TO COLLEGE

SOME DAY, XANDER.

I JUST KNOW YOUR PIZZA DELIVERY CAREER

WILL TAKE YOU SO MANY EXCITING PLACES.

( Bell ringing )

OH, I TOLD GILES I'D MEET HIM

IN THE LIBRARY 10 MINUTES AGO.

AH, HE WON'T BE UPSET.

THERE HASN'T BEEN MUCH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY LATELY.

JUST BECAUSE THE PARANORMAL

IS MORE NORMAL AND LESS... PARA OF LATE,

IS NO EXCUSE FOR TARDINESS OR LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN.

I HAVEN'T LET MY GUARD DOWN.

OH, REALLY?

YOU YAWNED YOUR WAY THROUGH WEAPONS TRAINING LAST WEEK,

YOU SKIPPED HAND TO HAND ENTIRELY--

ARE YOU GOING TO BE PREPARED

IF A DEMON SPRINGS UP BEHIND YOU AND DOES THIS?

OW!

YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT A DEMON.

WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD LET GO NOW.

THANK YOU.

WHEN YOU LIVE ON TOP OF A... MYSTICAL CONVERGENCE,

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE A FRESH HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

NOW IS THE TIME THAT YOU SHOULD TRAIN MORE STRICTLY,

YOU SHOULD HUNT AND PATROL MORE KEENLY,

YOU SHOULD HONE YOUR SKILLS DAY AND NIGHT.

AND THE LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE

THAT STILL BELONGS TO ME FROM--

I DON'T KNOW-- 7:00 TO 7:05 IN THE MORNING,

CAN I DO WHAT I WANT THEN?

BUFFY, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 16?

NO, I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE 16, AND A GIRL,

AND A SLAYER.

FAIR ENOUGH, NO, I DON'T.

OR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO STAKE VAMPIRES

WHILE YOU'RE HAVING FUZZY FEELINGS TOWARDS ONE.

AHH...

DIGGING ON THE UNDEAD

DOESN'T EXACTLY DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE BEING DIFFERENT COMES IN HANDY.

RIGHT, WHO NEEDS A SOCIAL LIFE

WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR VERY OWN HELLMOUTH?

YES! YOU HAVE A DUTY, A PURPOSE,

YOU HAVE A COMMITMENT IN LIFE.

NOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOUR AGE CAN SAY THAT?

WE TALKIN' FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC?

HOW ABOUT NONE?

[SIGHS] WELL, HERE'S A HARD FACT OF LIFE:

WE ALL HAVE TO DO THINGS WE DON'T LIKE.

AND YOU HAVE HAND TO HAND THIS AFTERNOON AND PATROL TONIGHT.

SO I SUGGEST YOU COME STRAIGHT HERE AT THE END OF PERIOD 6,

AND YOU GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE.

AND DON'T DAWDLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

AND DON'T THINK SITTING THERE POUTING IS GOING TO GET TO ME,

BECAUSE IT WON'T.

IT'S NOT GETTING TO ME.

[CAR ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]

BOY, WHAT A LONG DAY.

AND YOU SKIPPED 3 CLASSES.

YEAH, AND OF COURSE THEY FLEW BY.

BUFFY!

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

DOING YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE LIBRARY?

I'M DAWDLING... WITH MY FRIENDS.

WORKS FOR ME.

YOU OKAY?

GEEZ.

CORDELIA.

HI, RICHARD. NICE CAR.

YES, I'M GOING TO LOOK SPARKLING...

SO, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER

TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE HOUSE.

AND IT'S GOING TO BE A REALLY SPECIAL EVENING.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

EXCUSE ME?

OH, I WOULD LOVE-- LOVE TO GO.

SO WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

HER?

SHE'S NOT MY FRIEND.

SHE'S AMAZING.

SHE'S MORE LIKE A SISTER, REALLY, WE'RE THAT CLOSE.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE US?

OK.

OK, SO TONIGHT, CHANNEL 59, INDIAN TV,

SEX, LIES, INCOMPREHENSIBLE STORY LINES.

I'LL BRING THE BEETLE NUTS.

COME ON, RICHARD AND HIS FRATERNITY BROTHER

WANT TO MEET YOU.

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO MEET ANY FRATERNITY BOYS.

AND IF THERE WAS A GOD, DON'T YOU THINK HE'D KEEP IT THAT WAY?

I BELIEVE WE WERE DAWDLING HERE.

HI, SWEETHEART.

I'M RICHARD. AND YOU ARE?

SO NOT INTERESTED.

HA! SHE'S SUCH A LITTLE COMEDIENNE.

WHAT, SHE LIKES TO PLAY HARD TO GET?

Frat Brother: NO, RICHARD.

I THINK YOU'RE PLAYING EASY TO RESIST.

AH, FEEL FREE TO IGNORE HIM.

I DO ALL THE TIME.

I'M TOM WARNER. I'M A SENIOR

AT CRESTWOOD COLLEGE, AND I...

AND I JUST FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE DOLT

MEETING YOU THIS WAY, SO...

HERE I STAND IN ALL MY DOLTISHNESS.

RIGHT. LIKE SHE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT.

UM, BUFFY SUMMERS.

OH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

ARE YOU A SENIOR HERE?

JUNIOR.

OH, ME, TOO.

EXCEPT THAT I'M A SENIOR,

AND I'M IN COLLEGE.

SO WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.

AND...I MAJOR IN HISTORY.

MMM. HISTORY STUMPS ME.

I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK.

NO, NOTHING HAPPENED LAST WEEK,

DON'T WORRY, I WAS THERE.

SHE'S GOING TO WALK AWAY.

NOW.

SO, UH...

MY FRIEND INVITED YOUR FRIEND

TO A PARTY WE'RE HAVING THIS WEEKEND.

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT EVEN REALLY MY FRIEND.

I ONLY JOINED THE FRATERNITY BECAUSE MY FATHER

AND GRANDPA WERE IN IT BEFORE ME.

YOU KNOW, IT MEANT A LOT TO THEM.

OK, BOOTS, START A WALKIN'.

I KNOW, I TALK TOO MUCH.

ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY DULL PARTIES

FULL OF REALLY DULL PEOPLE, SO...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND SAVE ME

FROM A REALLY DULL FATE?

OH, I WISH I COULD, BUT...

I'M SORT OF INVOLVED.

OH. SURE, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME RAMBLE.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A GOOD RAMBLE.

Giles: BUFFY!

OH, I GOTTA GO.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

SAME HERE.

I HATE THESE GUYS.

WHATEVER THEY WANT JUST FALLS INTO THEIR LAPS.

DON'T YOU HATE THESE GUYS?

YEAH, WITH THEIR CHARMED LIVES,

AND THEIR MOVIE-STAR GOOD LOOKS,

AND MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN COUNT...

I'M HATING.

I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOU.

WORD OF WARNING: FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,

I WON'T BE PULLING ANY PUNCHES.

PLEASE DON'T.

UNH!

UNH!

AARGH!

GOOD. SO, UM, YOU'RE ON PATROL,

AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

Man: THERE'S BLOOD ON IT.

HI.

IT'S NICE TO-- BLOOD?

I CAN SMELL IT.

OH.

IT'S PRETTY THIN.

IT PROBABLY BELONGED TO A GIRL.

PROBABLY.

I WAS JUST THINKING,

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY SOMETIME TO SEE EACH OTHER

WHEN IT WASN'T A BLOOD THING.

NOT FUNNY HA HA.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU WANT A DATE?

NO.

YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A DATE.

WHO SAID "DATE"? I--I NEVER SAID "DATE."

RIGHT, YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE COFFEE OR SOMETHING.

COFFEE?

I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING?

YOU'RE 16 YEARS OLD, I'M 241.

I'VE DONE THE MATH.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

OH, NO, I THINK I DO.

I WANT OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION.

LISTEN, IF WE DATE,

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW ONE THING'S GOING TO LEAD TO ANOTHER.

ONE THING ALREADY HAS LED TO ANOTHER.

YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE

TO BE READING ME A WARNING LABEL?

I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

THIS COULD GET OUT OF CONTROL.

ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE?

[GASPS]

THIS ISN'T SOME FAIRY TALE.

WHEN I KISS YOU...

YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM A DEEP SLEEP

AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

NO. WHEN YOU KISS ME, I WANT TO DIE.

BUFFY!

DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? AND YOUR HAIR...

ALL RIGHT, I RESPECT YOU TOO MUCH TO BE DISHONEST.

THE HAIR'S A LITTLE...

WELL, THAT REALLY ISN'T THE POINT HERE, IS IT?

THE ZETA KAPPAS HAVE TO HAVE

A CERTAIN BALANCE AT THEIR PARTY,

AND RICHARD EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME,

BUT I WAS SO BUSY REALLY LISTENING THAT I DIDN'T HEAR MUCH.

ANYWAY, THE DEAL IS THEY NEED YOU TO GO.

AND IF YOU DON'T GO, I CAN'T.

AND I'M TALKING ABOUT RICHARD ANDERSON, OK?

AS IN ANDERSON FARMS, ANDERSON AERONAUTICS,

AND ANDERSON COSMETICS.

WELL...

YOU SEE WHY I HAVE TO GO.

BUFFY, THESE MEN ARE RICH.

AND I AM NOT BEING SHALLOW.

THINK OF ALL THE POOR PEOPLE

I COULD HELP WITH ALL MY MONEY.

I'LL GO.

YOU'LL GO? GREAT! I'LL DRIVE.

OH, BUFFY, IT'S LIKE WE'RE SISTERS, WITH REALLY DIFFERENT HAIR.

Richard: I PLEDGE MY LIFE AND MY DEATH...

Inductee: I PLEDGE MY LIFE AND MY DEATH...

TO THE DELTA ZETA KAPPAS

AND TO MACHIDA WHOM WE SERVE.

TO THE DELTA ZETA KAPPAS

AND TO MACHIDA WHOM WE SERVE.

ON MY OATH, BEFORE MY ASSEMBLED BRETHREN...

ON MY OATH, BEFORE MY ASSEMBLED BRETHREN...

I PROMISE TO KEEP OUR SECRET

FROM THIS DAY UNTO MY DEATH.

I PROMISE TO KEEP OUR SECRET

FROM THIS DAY UNTO MY DEATH.

IN BLOOD I WAS BAPTIZED,

IN BLOOD I SHALL REIGN, IN HIS NAME.

IN BLOOD I WAS BAPTIZED,

AND IN BLOOD I SHALL REIGN, IN HIS NAME.

YOU ARE NOW ONE OF US.

IN HIS NAME!

All: IN HIS NAME!

BREWSKI TIME.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[POPS OPEN BEER CAN]

[SIGHS] SO WHAT'S A GIRL LIKE YOU

DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

PLEASE, LET ME GO.

LET YOU GO?

OK, LET ME THINK. MMM...NO!

[LAUGHING]

GOD, I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS.

YOU'RE GOING TO THE FRATERNITY PARTY?

WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

ANGEL.

HE'S GOING WITH YOU?

SHE'S GOT A DATE WITH ANGEL.

ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

I'M ELATED.

I--I'M NOT GOING WITH ANGEL.

I'M GOING WITH...

YE GODS... CORDELIA.

CORDELIA?

DID I SOUND A LITTLE JEALOUS JUST THEN,

'CAUSE I'M NOT REALLY...

CORDELIA?!

CORDELIA'S MUCH BETTER FOR YOU THAN ANGEL.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH ANGEL?

NOTHING. AS USUAL.

A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING WITH ANGEL.

BUMMER.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I MEAN, HE LIKES YOU. MORE THAN LIKES.

ANGEL BARELY SAYS 2 WORDS TO ME.

DON'T YOU HATE THAT?

AND WHEN HE DOES, HE TREATS ME LIKE I'M A CHILD.

THAT BASTARD.

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST TOM CAN CARRY ON

A CONVERSATION.

YEAH.

TOM? WHO'S TOM?

THE FRAT GUY.

OH, BUFFY, I DON'T THINK SO.

FRYING PAN, FIRE?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

WILL YOU BE READY IF A VAMPIRE'S BEHIND YOU...

HEH. DIDN'T SEE YOU THREE... CREEPING ABOUT.

UM, HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT?

I FOUND THIS.

"E-N-T."

I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.

IT'S BROKEN IN TWO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REST OF THE LETTERS MIGHT HAVE SPELLED.

AND THERE'S BLOOD ON IT.

OH. I DIDN'T SEE ANY.

ANGEL SHOWED UP.

HE COULD SMELL IT.

THE BLOOD?

THERE'S A GUY YOU WANT TO PARTY WITH.

BLOOD.

IN SUNNYDALE. WHAT A SURPRISE.

OK, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

SHE SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THE ROUNDS AGAIN TONIGHT,

AND WE SHOULD TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THAT BRACELET BELONGS TO.

YES, GOOD IDEA.

SHE'LL PATROL AND WE'LL RECONVENE--

UH, HELLO?

SHE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE.

AND SHE'S NOT AVAILABLE.

WHY NOT?

BUFFY, THIS IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT THAN--

I'VE GOT A MOUNTAIN OF HOMEWORK TO DO,

AND, UM...

MY MOM'S NOT REALLY FEELING WELL,

AND SHE COULD PROBABLY USE MY HELP,

AND, UM, TO BE TRUTHFUL,

I'M NOT FEELING ALL THAT WELL MYSELF.

OH, SORRY. OF COURSE. IF--IF YOU'RE NOT WELL...

I'LL TAKE AN EARLY PASS THIS EVENING

AND ONE LATER ON, BUT FOR THE BULK OF THE EVENING...

YOU SHOULD STAY HOME WITH YOUR MOTHER.

WELL, SAY IT.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT.

YOU LIED TO GILES.

'CAUSE SHE WILL.

LOOK, I WASN'T LYING.

I WAS JUST PROTECTING HIM FROM INFORMATION

THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DIGEST PROPERLY.

LIKE A CORN DOG.

LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A SICK MOTHER,

BUT YOU'D RATHER GO TO A FRAT PARTY

WHERE THERE'S GOING TO BE DRINKING AND OLDER GUYS

AND PROBABLY AN ORGY.

WHOA, WHOA. REWIND.

SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE ORGIES,

AND WHY AREN'T I ON THE MAILING LIST?

THERE'S NO ORGIES.

I HEARD A LOT OF WILD THINGS GO ON AT FRAT PARTIES.

OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

7 DAYS A WEEK I'M BUSY SAVING THE WORLD.

ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TONIGHT--FUN.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT FUN.

THIS IS ABOUT DUTY--

YOUR DUTY TO HELP ME ACHIEVE PERMANENT PROSPERITY, OK?

DOs AND DON'Ts--

DON'T WEAR BLACK, SILK, CHIFFON, OR SPANDEX.

THESE ARE MY TRADEMARKS.

AND DON'T DO THAT WEIRD THING WITH YOUR HAIR.

WHAT WEIRD TH--

DON'T INTERRUPT.

DO BE INTERESTED IF SOMEONE SHOULD SPEAK TO YOU.

IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN.

BUT DO BE POLITE.

AND LAUGH AT THE APPROPRIATE INTERVALS.

HA HA HA HA...

DO LIE TO YOUR MOM ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GOING.

IT'S A FRATERNITY, AND THERE WILL BE DRINKING.

SO COR, ARE YOU PRINTING UP BUSINESS CARDS

WITH YOUR PAGER NUMBER AND HOURS OF OPERATION,

OR JUST GOING WITH A HALTER TOP TONIGHT?

OHH, ARE WE FEELING A LITTLE ENVIOUS?

YOU COULD BELONG TO A FRATERNITY OF RICH AND POWERFUL MEN...

IN THE BIZARRO WORLD.

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN US?

NAH. I GOT TO... DIGEST AND ALL.

MAKEUP, MAKEUP...

WELL, GIVE IT YOUR ALL AND KEEP TO THE SHADOWS.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE LIED TO GILES.

MY WORLD IS ALL ASKEW.

BUFFY'S LYING...

BUFFY'S GOING TO FRAT PARTIES...

THAT'S NOT ASKEW. THAT'S COCKEYED.

ASKEW MEANS COCKEYED.

OH.

WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WE'LL HELP GILES.

I'M GOING TO THE PARTY.

WHAT?

I GOT TO KEEP AN EYE ON BUFFY.

THOSE FRAT GUYS CREEP ME.

YOU WANT TO PROTECT HER?

MM-HMM.

AND PROVE THAT YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD

AS THOSE RICH SNOTTY GUYS?

MM-HMM.

MAYBE CATCH AN ORGY?

IF IT'S ON EARLY.

[MUSIC BLARES]

[CLUNK]

OH, WHY DO THEY PARK SO DARN CLOSE TO YOU?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

ME, TOO. LET'S GO.

COME ON.

BEAUCOUP BABES!

OOH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT COLLEGE?

THE DIVERSITY.

YOU'VE GOT ALL THE RICH PEOPLE,

AND...ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE.

RICHARD!

WELCOME, LADIES.

THANK YOU.

OH, IS THERE ALCOHOL IN THIS?

JUST A SMIDGE.

COME ON, BUFFY, IT'S JUST A SMIDGE.

I'LL JUST...

I UNDERSTAND.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WASN'T INTO GROWN-UP THINGS EITHER.

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR MULTIMEDIA ROOM?

OH, THE ONE WITH THE CHERRY WALNUT PANELING

AND THE TWO 48-INCH TELEVISIONS ON SATELLITE FEED?

NO. WANNA SHOW ME?

WHAT ABOUT...

OH, HER? SHE'S HAPPIEST BY HERSELF.

CHEERS.

NEW GIRL!

DANCE!

AH HA HA HA!

WASTED.

COME ON, SWEETHEART! HA HA, YEAH!

COULD I HAVE THIS DANCE?

THANKS FOR--

NO. NO.

WE'RE NOT ALL A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN LOUTS.

SOME OF US ARE SOBER LOUTS.

I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU DECIDED TO COME.

AND...YOU'RE NOT.

NO. IT'S...

I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE?

NO.

YOU'RE NOT SEEING SOMEONE?

SOMEONE'S NOT SEEING ME.

SO WHY SHOULDN'T YOU BE HERE?

BECAUSE I HAVE OBLIGATIONS...

PEOPLE THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR

OR TO OR WITH OR-- IT'S COMPLICATED.

YOU'RE BIG ON RESPONSIBILITY.

I LIKE THAT.

BUT THERE'S SUCH A THING AS BEING TOO MATURE.

YOU SHOULD RELAX

AND ENJOY YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE.

YOU THINK I'M TOO MATURE?

I TALK TOO MUCH.

HAVE YOU PICKED UP ON THAT YET?

ANYWAY, THE, UH, HULK IS GONE,

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DANCE WITH ME.

HE MIGHT COME BACK.

OOH, YEAH.

GODZILLA'S ATTACKING DOWNTOWN TOKYO.

AAARGHHH...AAARGHHH...

WHO'S THIS DORK?

NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

WE GOT US A CRASHER.

SO HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN A PAIR OF GIRLS HERE,

ONE'S ABOUT...SO HIGH?

HEY, GUYS.

NEW PLEDGE.

NEW PLEDGE.

NEW PLEDGE!

NEW PLEDGE!

[CHANTING] NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE!

NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE!

NEW PLEDGE! NEW PLEDGE...

YOU OK?

[CLINK]

UH...YEAH.

I WAS JUST THINKING.

TO MY ARGENTINEAN JUNK BONDS

THAT JUST MATURED INTO DOUBLE DIGITS.

TO MATURITY.

WHAT THE HELL.

I'M TIRED OF BEING MATURE.

BENT?

SENT?

RENT...

LENT...

DENT...

WENT...

KENT...

KENT. THAT'S IT!

HER BOYFRIEND'S NAME WAS KENT?

NO. KENT PREPARATORY SCHOOL

JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN.

THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN THESE BRACELETS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PULLING UP THEIR SCHOOL NEWSLETTER

FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS

TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ABOUT...

A MISSING GIRL.

[LAUGHING]

[CHEERING]

COME ON, DANCE, PRETTY BOY!

KEEP IT MOVING!

AH HA HA! COME ON, SHAKE IT, DON'T BREAK IT!

WRAP IT UP AND I'LL TAKE IT!

OK, BIG FUN, GUYS.

UH, WHO'S NEXT?

YOU ARE, DOLLFACE.

KEEP ON DANCING. HA, ALL RIGHT!

Frat Brother: OH, KEEP IT UP.

YEAH, COME ON. KEEP IT GOING.

OOH...

TOM?

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

OH--OOH, SORRY.

OK...

NICE BED.

JUST NEED TO STOP SPINNING FOR...

GET AWAY FROM HER!

I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.

I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

I WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN.

WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR FUN, YOU PERVERT.

SHE'S HERE FOR THE PLEASURE OF THE ONE WE SERVE.

IN HIS NAME.

AND THAT GOES FOR THE OTHER ONE, TOO.

CALLIE MEGAN ANDERSON...

MISSING FOR OVER A WEEK...

NO ONE'S SEEN HER,

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

THIS BEING SUNNYDALE AND ALL,

I GUESS WE CAN RULE OUT SOMETHING GOOD.

I'M CALLING BUFFY.

NO.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE BUFFY... AND HER MOTHER--

ARE SICK. YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT.

THERE'S NO POINT IN DISTURBING THEM UNTIL WE KNOW MORE.

YOU MEAN LIKE IF THERE ARE OTHERS?

BRITTANY OSWALD. JUNIOR AT ST. MICHAEL'S.

DISAPPEARED A YEAR AGO.

SO DID KELLY PERCELL,

SOPHOMORE AT GRANT.

A YEAR.

ALMOST TO THE DAY.

AN ANNIVERSARY OR PERHAPS SOME OTHER EVENT

SIGNIFICANT TO THE KILLER.

KILLER?

NOW THERE'S A KILLER? WE DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S--

BUT THIS BEING SUNNYDALE AND ALL.

GULP.

WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE BUFFY FOUND THAT BRACELET.

THEN WE CAN BEGIN OUR SEARCH THERE.

GOOD IDEA. CALL ANGEL.

H-HE WAS THERE WHEN BUFFY FOUND IT.

WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

PARTY'S OVER, JERKWATER.

WAIT. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS HERE.

YOU KNOW...

IN THAT LIGHT...

WITH THAT WIG ON AND ALL...

YOU'RE STILL BUTT-UGLY. HA HA HA...

[WHISPERING] BUFFY...WHERE ARE WE?

IN THE BASEMENT,

FAR AS I CAN TELL.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?

THEY DRUGGED US.

WHY?

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO US?

I DON'T KNOW.

[WHINING] I WANT TO GO HOME.

NO ONE'S GOING HOME...

EVER.

LOOK, ONE OF THEM'S DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHERS.

NICER.

TOM.

HE'S THE ONE TO WATCH OUT FOR.

SHE'S LAST.

Cordelia: LAST? FOR WHAT?

WHO'S FIRST?

ANSWER ME!

WHO'S FIRST?

3 STONES.

3 OF US.

BUFFY?

STAY CALM.

WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS.

WHY DID I EVER LET YOU TALK ME INTO COMING HERE?

SHE FOUND THE BRACELET IN THE CEMETERY

NEAR THE SOUTH WALL.

SOUTH WALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH. SORRY.

THE REFLECTION THING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE...

ANGEL, HOW DO YOU SHAVE?

SOUTH WALL. THAT'S NEAR THE COLLEGE.

AND...

THE FRATERNITY HOUSE.

A FRATERNITY?

COULD THEY BE TAKING THESE GIRLS?

LET'S GET OUT THERE.

BUFFY!

WELL, WE DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S CONCRETE.

LET'S NOT DISTURB HER UNTIL--

...IS THERE WITH CORDELIA.

THEY WENT TO A PARTY AT THE ZETA KAPPA HOUSE.

SHE LIED TO ME?

WELL...

DID... SHE HAVE A DATE?

WELL...

WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WENT TO THAT PARTY?

BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER THE BRUSH-OFF.

AND YOU NEVER LET HER DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WORK AND PATROL,

AND I KNOW SHE'S THE CHOSEN ONE,

BUT YOU'RE KILLING HER WITH THE PRESSURE.

I MEAN, SHE'S 16 GOING ON 40.

AND YOU!

I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE?

OK...

I DON'T FEEL BETTER NOW,

AND WE'VE GOT TO HELP BUFFY.

ONE DAY I'LL HAVE MONEY,

PRESTIGE, POWER...

AND ON THAT DAY THEY'LL STILL HAVE MORE.

MACHIDA...

All: IN HIS NAME.

WE WHO SERVE YOU,

WE WHO RECEIVE ALL THAT YOU BESTOW...

CALL UPON YOU IN THIS HOLY HOUR.

WE HAVE NO WEALTH,

NO POSSESSION,

EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US.

WE HAVE NO POWER,

NO PLACE IN THE WORLD,

EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US.

All: EXCEPT THAT WHICH YOU GIVE US.

WHAT ARE THEY, SOME KIND OF CULT OR SOMETHING?

YEAH. A PSYCHO CULT.

YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE OUR LAST OFFERING,

A YEAR IN WHICH OUR BOUNTY OVERFLOWED.

WE COME BEFORE YOU WITH FRESH OFFERINGS.

OFFERINGS?

HE'S TALKING ABOUT US?

DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE CHAINED UP IN HERE?

ACCEPT OUR OFFERING, DARK LORD,

AND BLESS US WITH YOUR POWER.

MACHIDA.

MACHIDA! MACHIDA!

WHAT'S DOWN THERE?

COME FORTH...

AND LET YOUR TERRIBLE COUNTENANCE

LOOK UPON YOUR SERVANTS

AND THEIR HUMBLE OFFERING.

WE CALL YOU...

MACHIDA.

All: IN HIS NAME, MACHIDA.

THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE,

AND HE'S GONNA THROW US DOWN THERE WITH IT.

I DON'T THINK SO.

NO?

WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S--

I DON'T THINK WE GO TO IT.

I THINK IT COMES TO US.

OHH...

[RUMBLING]

OH, MY GOD. AAAH!

AAAAAH!

AAAAAH!

Cordelia: COME ON, BUFFY.

[PANTING]

Cordelia: OH, COME ON.

Tom: FOR HE SHALL RISE FROM THE DEPTHS

AND WE SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE HIM,

HE WHO IS THE SOURCE OF ALL WE INHERIT AND ALL WE POSSESS...

MACHIDA.

MACHIDA! MACHIDA!

AND IF HE IS PLEASED WITH OUR OFFERINGS,

THEN OUR FORTUNES SHALL INCREASE.

All: MACHIDA, LET OUR FORTUNES INCREASE!

AND ON THE 10th DAY OF THE 10th MONTH,

HE SHALL BE ENHUNGERED,

AND WE SHALL FEED HIM.

Cordelia: FEED HIM?

FEED HIM?

LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S GONE.

HEY. HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

A BUNCH OF GIRLS ARE MISSING.

THE ZETA KAPPAS MAY BE INVOLVED.

AND BUFFY--

ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP?

NO.

I THINK BUFFY'S STILL INSIDE SOMEWHERE WITH CORDELIA.

HER CAR'S STILL HERE.

WH-WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

OH, I FOUND IT IN THEIR TRASH.

I SAW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW.

THEY WERE WEARING ROBES AND WENT DOWN TO THE BASEMENT.

I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO SNEAK IN.

THEY MAY BE INVOLVED IN SOME KIND OF RITUAL.

WITH THE MISSING GIRLS.

[GROWLS] WITH BUFFY.

OK. THAT IS THE GUY YOU WANT TO PARTY WITH.

AAAH!

HEY, REPTILE BOY...

NO WOMAN SPEAKS TO HIM.

YOU DON'T WANT HER.

LOOK AT HER. SHE'S ALL SKIN AND BONES.

HALF AN HOUR LATER, YOU'LL BE HUNGRY.

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP.

OHH!

YOU SPEAK AGAIN,

AND I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[KNOCKING]

GOT LOCKED OUT DUMPING THE TRASH.

LET ME IN. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT.

COME ON.

WHERE ARE THEY?!

[FIGHTING]

SOMETHING'S GOING ON UPSTAIRS.

GO. GO.

FEED, DARK LORD.

NOOOOO! NOOOOO!

NOOOOO!

NOOOOO!

NOOOOO! NOOOOO!

THAT'S FOR THE WIG...

THAT'S FOR THE BRA...

SOME GUY'S ATTACKING BUFFY WITH A SWORD.

ALSO THERE'S A REALLY BIG SNAKE.

AAH!

THAT'S FOR THE MAKEUP,

AND THAT'S FOR THE LAST 16 1/2 YEARS!

GUYS! BUFFY! SNAKE! BASEMENT! NOW!

YOU BITCH.

I'LL SERVE YOU TO HIM IN PIECES.

TOM...

YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

AAH!

AAAH! HELP! HELP!

AAAH!

AAAAAH! AAAAH!

LET HER GO, WORMY.

AAAAAH!

YOU DID IT.

YOU SAVED US.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE ANYONE IN MY WHOLE--

YOU GUYS...

I JUST...HATE YOU GUYS.

THE WEIRDEST THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.

AND YOU--

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR 15,000 YEARS.

I TOLD ONE LIE.

I HAD ONE DRINK.

YES, AND YOU WERE VERY NEARLY DEVOURED

BY A GIANT DEMON SNAKE.

THE WORDS "LET THAT BE A LESSON"

ARE A TAD REDUNDANT AT THIS JUNCTURE.

I'M SORRY.

SO AM I.

I...

I DRIVE YOU TOO HARD

BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO FACE.

FROM NOW ON, NO MORE PUSHING,

NO MORE PRODDING.

JUST, UM...

AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF NUDGING.

COME ON. COME ON, HURRY.

THANK YOU, JONATHAN.

DID WE FORGET SOMETHING?

UM...

CINNAMON CHOCOLATE HALF-CAF...NONFAT.

EXTRA FOAM.

YOUNG MEN...

ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO.

IT SAYS HERE THAT THEY'VE ALL BEEN SENTENCED

TO CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES.

"INVESTIGATORS FOUND THE BONES OF MISSING GIRLS

"IN A HUGE CAVERN BENEATH THE FRAT HOUSE...

"AND OLDER BONES DATING BACK 50 YEARS.

"A SURPRISING NUMBER OF CORPORATIONS

"WHOSE CHAIRMEN AND FOUNDERS ARE FORMER DELTA ZETA KAPPAS

"ARE SUFFERING FROM FALLING PROFITS, IRS RAIDS,

AND SUICIDES IN THE BOARDROOM."

STARVE A SNAKE, LOSE A FORTUNE.

BOY, I GUESS THE RICH REALLY ARE DIFFERENT, HUH?

HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ANGEL?

WHEN HE GOT SO MAD ABOUT YOU BEING IN DANGER

AND CHANGED INTO A GRRR...

IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I EVER SAW.

I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS CAN--

ANGEL, ANGEL, ANGEL.

DOES EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE

HAVE TO COME AROUND TO THAT FREAK?

HEY, MAN, HOW YA DOIN'?

BUFFY.

ANGEL.

XANDER.

I HEAR THIS PLACE, UH, SERVES COFFEE.

THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD GET SOME...

SOMETIME.

IF YOU WANT.

YEAH.

SOMETIME.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

♪ IF SHE BENDS THEN SHE BREAKS ♪

♪ SHE LOVES YOU BUT THEN SHE TAKES IT AWAY... ♪

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

GRR! ARGH!