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Ooh, more details
about the new Star Trek film.
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There's going to be a scene
depicting Spock's birth.
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I'd be more interested in a scene
depicting Spock's conception.
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Oh, please. For Vulcans, mating,
or, if you will, Pon farr...
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- ...it's an extremely private matter.
- I'd like to know the details.
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His mother was human. His father
was Vulcan. They couldn't conceive.
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Maybe they had to go to a clinic.
Can you imagine Spock's dad...
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...with a copy of
Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears?
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How come on Star Trek
everybody's private parts are the same?
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No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,
"Hey, get your thing out of my nose."
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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Hi. Can you help me?
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I was writing an e-mail
and the A key got stuck.
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Now it's just going, "Aaaah."
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- What'd you spill on it?
- Nothing.
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Diet Coke.
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And yogurt.
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And a little nail polish.
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I'll take a look at it.
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Gentlemen, switching
to local nerd news...
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...Fishman, Chen, Chaudury and McNair
aren't fielding a team...
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...in the Physics Bowl this year.
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- You're kidding. Why not?
- They formed a barbershop quartet...
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...and got a gig playing
Knott's Berry Farm.
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Wow. So in your world,
you're like the cool guys.
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Recognize.
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This is our year. With those guys out...
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...the entire Physics Bowl
will kneel before Zod.
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- Zod?
- Kryptonian villain. Long story.
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Good story.
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- Count me out.
- What? Why?
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You want me to use my intelligence
in a tawdry competition?
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Would you ask Picasso
to play Pictionary?
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Would you ask Noah Webster
to play Boggle?
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Would you ask Jacques Cousteau
to play Go Fish?
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Come on, you need a four-person team.
We're four people.
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By that reasoning we should also
play bridge, hold up a huppah...
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...and enter the Olympic bobsled
competition.
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Tickets to that, please.
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Sheldon, what? Do I need to quote
Spock's dying words to you?
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No, don't.
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"The needs of the many..."
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"Outweigh the needs of the few..."
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"Or the one."
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Damn it, I'll do it.
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Okay, first order
of Physics Bowl business.
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We need a truly kick-ass team name.
Suggestions?
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How about the Perpetual Motion Squad?
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It's beyond the laws of physics,
plus a little heads up for the ladies.
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- The ladies?
- Perpetual Motion Squad...
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...we can go all night.
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- I like it.
- I don't.
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Teams are traditionally named after
fierce creatures...
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...thus intimidating one's opponent.
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We could be the Bengal Tigers.
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Poor choice. Gram for gram...
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...no animal exceeds the relative
fighting strength of the army ant.
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Maybe so, but you can't incinerate
a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
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Let's put it to a vote.
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- All those in favor...
- Point of order.
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I move that any vote on team names
be unanimous.
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No man should be forced to emblazon
his chest with a Bengal tiger...
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...when common sense dictates
it should be an army ant.
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Will the gentleman from the great
state of denial yield for a question?
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- I will yield.
- After we go through the exercise...
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...of an annoying series of votes,
which the gentleman will lose...
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...does he intend to quit
if he does not get his way?
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- He does.
- We are the Army Ants. All those in favor?
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Good afternoon and welcome
to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
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I'm Penny,
and I'll be your host because...
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...I didn't have anything else
to do on a Saturday afternoon...
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...and isn't that just a little sad?
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- Gentlemen, are you ready?
LEONARD: Yes.
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HOWARD: Fire away.
- It's none of my business...
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...but is a guy who can't speak
in front of women gonna hold you back?
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Oh, he'll be okay once the women
are mixed into the crowd.
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He only has a problem
when they're one-on-one and smell nice.
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Oh, thanks, Raj. It's vanilla oil.
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I was actually the one who noticed.
Okay, let's just start.
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Okay, the first question
is on the topic of optics.
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"What is the shortest light pulse
ever produced?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- Dr. Cooper.
- Of course, the answer is 130 attoseconds.
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- That is correct.
- I knew that too.
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Good for you, sweetie.
Okay, next question.
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"What is the quantum-mechanical effect
used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- Howard?
- The answer is giant magnetoresistance.
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- Right.
- Hey, I buzzed in.
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And I answered. It's called teamwork.
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Don't you think I should answer
engineering questions? I am an engineer.
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By that logic, I should answer anthropology
questions because I'm a mammal.
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Just ask another one.
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Okay.
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"What artificial satellite has seen glimpses
of Einstein's predicted 'frame dragging'?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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And, of course, it's Gravity Probe B.
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Sheldon, you have to let
somebody else answer.
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- Why?
- Because it's polite.
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What do manners have to do with it?
This is war.
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Were the Romans polite
when they salted Carthage...
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...to make sure
nothing would ever grow again?
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Leonard, you said
I only had to ask questions.
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The objective is to give correct answers.
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If I know them,
why shouldn't I give them?
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Some of us might have
the correct answers too.
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- Please. You don't even have a Ph.D.
- All right, that's it.
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- Howard, sit down.
- Okay.
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- We should take a little break.
- Good idea. I need my wrist brace.
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All this button pushing is aggravating
my old Nintendo injury.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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I agree.
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What did he say?
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He compared Sheldon to a disposable
feminine cleansing product...
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...one might use on a summer's eve.
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Yeah, and the bag it came in.
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Leonard, excellent.
I wanna show you something.
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Can it wait? I need to talk to you.
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Just look. I've designed
the perfect uniforms for our team.
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The colors are based
on Star Trek: The Original Series.
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The three of you will wear support red
and I will wear command gold.
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Why do they say "AA"?
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Army Ants.
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Isn't that confusing? AA might mean
something else to certain people.
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Why would a Physics Bowl team
be called Anodized Aluminum?
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No, I meant...
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Never mind.
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Hey, check it out.
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I got you a Batman cookie jar.
130
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Oh, neat. What's the occasion?
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Well, you're a friend
and you like Batman and cookies...
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...and you're off the team.
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SHELDON:
What?
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Howard, Raj and I
just had a team meeting.
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- You didn't.
- We did. I just came from there.
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I don't know where you just came from.
It couldn't have been a team meeting.
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I'm on the team and I wasn't there.
Ergo, the team did not meet.
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Okay, let me try it this way.
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I was at a coffee klatch
with a couple of friends...
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...and one thing led to another
and, it turns out, you're off the team.
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- Why?
- Because you're taking all the fun out of it.
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I'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics Bowl
the team that has the most fun?
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Okay. Let me try it this way.
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You're annoying and no one wants
to play with you anymore.
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I see.
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Well, at this point I should inform you
that I intend to form my own team...
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...and destroy the molecular bonds
that bind your very matter together...
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...and reduce the resulting
particulate chaos to tears.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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You're welcome.
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- One more thing.
- Yes?
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It's on, bitch.
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- So who did he get to be on his team?
- He won't say.
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He just smiles
and eats macaroons out of his Bat-Jar.
155
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He's using psychological warfare.
We must reply in kind.
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I say we wait until he looks at us,
then laugh like:
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"Yes, you are a smart
and strong competitor.
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But we are also smart and strong...
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...and we have a reasonable chance
of defeating you."
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How exactly would that laugh go?
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Hee-hee-hee!
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That sounds more like:
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"We are a tall, thin woman who wants
to make a coat out of your dalmatians."
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Guys, let's remember that Sheldon
is still our friend and my roommate.
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So?
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So nothing. Let's destroy him.
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SHELDON:
Gentlemen.
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RAJESH:
Hee-hee-hee!
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Okay, we're gonna need a strong fourth
for our team.
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You know who is apparently very smart
is the girl who played TV's Blossom.
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She got a Ph.D. in neuroscience
or something.
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Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom
to join our Physics Bowl team.
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How about the girl from
The Wonder Years?
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Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution
to all our problems.
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We can't ask Leslie Winkle.
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Why? Because you slept together...
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...and when she was done with you,
she discarded you like last night's chutney?
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Yes.
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- You gotta take one for the team.
- Yeah. Sack up, dude.
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Fine.
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Here I go, taking one for the team...
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...in the sack.
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- Hey, Leslie.
- Hi, guys.
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Ahem. So, Leslie,
I have a question for you...
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...and it might be a little awkward,
you know, given that I...
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Hit that thing.
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There's no reason to feel uncomfortable
because we've seen each other's faces...
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...and naked bodies contorted
in the sweet agony of coitus.
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There's not? Gee, because it sure sounds
like there should be.
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Any aspects of our sexual relationship,
regarding your preferences...
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...your idiosyncrasies, your performance,
are protected by the inherent...
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- ...confidentiality of the bedroom.
- That's all very comforting...
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...but I'd like to get on my question now.
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- Proceed.
- We are entering the Physics Bowl...
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- ...and we need a fourth.
- No, thanks.
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I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton
supersymmetry search.
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Dilepton shmylepton, we need you.
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Sorry.
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Well, we tried.
200
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We'll just have to face Sheldon
mano y mano y mano a mano.
201
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,604
Wait, you're going up against
Sheldon Cooper?
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- Yes.
- That arrogant, misogynistic...
203
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...doorknob that told me I should abandon
my work with high-energy particles...
204
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...for laundry and childbearing?
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She's in.
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PENNY:
So how do you feel?
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Nice and loose? Come to play?
Got your game face on?
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- Are you ready?
ALL: Oh.
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Yeah. You don't have to stay
for the whole thing.
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Oh, no, no, I want to.
Sounds really interesting.
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Okay.
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- Gentlemen.
- Sheldon.
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- Sheldon.
- Hee-hee-hee.
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Sheldon.
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I'm just gonna sit down.
216
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So is that your team?
217
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Actually, I don't need a team.
218
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I could easily defeat you single-handedly,
but the rules require four.
219
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:34,002
So may I introduce the third-floor janitor,
the lady from the lunch room and...
220
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:38,089
My Spanish is not good.
...either her son or her butcher.
221
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,966
And what about your team?
222
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What rat have you recruited
to the S.S. Sinking Ship?
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LESLIE:
Hello, Sheldon.
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Leslie Winkle.
225
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Yeah, Leslie Winkle.
The answer to the question:
226
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"Who made Sheldon Cooper cry
like a little girl?"
227
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Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,
and you're an inorganic adhesive.
228
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,740
So whatever verbal projectile you launch
in my direction is reflected off of me...
229
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...returns on its original trajectory,
and adheres to you.
230
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,121
Oh, ouch.
231
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,249
Okay, if everyone could please
take your seats?
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Here's your T-shirt.
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PMS?
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It's a couple days early.
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No.
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It stands for Perpetual Motion Squad.
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Oh, right, of course.
What was I thinking?
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Good afternoon, everyone,
and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl.
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Today's preliminary match
features two great teams:
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AA versus PMS.
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All night long, y'all.
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Okay, well, let's jump right in.
First question.
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For 10 points. "What is the isospin
singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- PMS?
- The eta meson.
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Correct.
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- Formal protest.
- On what grounds?
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The Velcro on my wrist brace
caught on my shirt.
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Denied. All right, for 10 points.
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00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,699
"What is the lightest element on Earth
with no stable isotope?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- AA?
- And, of course, the answer is technetium.
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Terrific.
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00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:37,083
Next question. "What is the force
between two uncharged plates...
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...due to quantum vacuum fluctuation?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- PMS?
- And Sheldon can suck on...
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- ...the Casimir effect.
GABLEHAUSER: Correct.
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"How does a quantum computer
factor large numbers?"
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- PMS?
- Shor's algorithm.
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GABLEHAUSER:
Correct.
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Four-point-one-eight-five-five times 10
to the seventh ergs per calorie.
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Prévost's theory of exchanges.
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Lambda equals one over pi-R-squared N.
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Seven hundred and sixty degrees Celsius.
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The approximate temperature
of the young lady in the front row.
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Mr. Wolowitz,
this is your second warning.
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A sigma particle.
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Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet
has a mass greater than the Earth.
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GABLEHAUSER:
Correct.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I hold in my hand the final question.
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The score now stands,
AA, 1150, PMS, 1175.
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So for 100 points and the match...
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...please turn your attention
to the formula on the screens.
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Solve the equation.
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Holy crap.
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00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,622
What the hell is that?
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It looks like something they found
on the ship at Roswell.
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00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,296
- Come on, think. Leslie?
- It's not gonna work if you rush me.
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- You have to let me get there.
- You are never gonna let that go, are you?
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Ten seconds.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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PMS?
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Sorry, I panicked.
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Then guess.
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Um...
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Eight.
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Point four.
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00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,909
I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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AA, if you can answer correctly,
the match is yours.
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00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,503
He doesn't have it. He's got squat.
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AA, I need your answer.
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00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,766
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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The answer is minus eight pi alpha.
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00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,187
Hang on a second.
That's not our answer.
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- What are you doing?
- Answering question.
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Winning Physics Bowl.
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00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,112
How do you know anything
about physics?
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Here, I am janitor.
In former Soviet Union, I am physicist.
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Leningrad Politechnika.
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Go, Polar Bears.
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00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,792
That's a delightful little story.
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Our arrangement was
you sit and not say anything.
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- I answer the questions.
- You didn't answer question.
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00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:33,342
Hey, look. Now, maybe you have democracy
now in your beloved Russia...
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...but on this Physics Bowl team,
I rule with an iron fist.
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00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,847
Ow!
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00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,516
AA, I need your official answer.
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00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,769
- It's not what he said.
- Then what is it?
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00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,104
- I want a different question.
- You can't.
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00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,481
- Formal protest.
- Denied.
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00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,107
Informal protest.
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Denied.
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- I need your official answer.
- No, I decline to provide one.
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That's too bad because the answer
your teammate gave was correct.
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That's your opinion.
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00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,875
- All right, the winner of the match is...
- Hang on.
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00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:10,838
Sheldon, is proving you are single-handedly
smarter than everyone else so important...
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...that you would rather lose by yourself
than win as part of a team?
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00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,970
I didn't understand the question.
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- Go ahead.
- The winner is PMS.
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Sorry, somebody's sitting there.
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00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:07,228
- Who?
- My Physics Bowl trophy.
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00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,275
That trophy is meaningless.
I forfeited, therefore you did not win.
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- I know someone who would disagree.
- Who?
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My Physics Bowl trophy.
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00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,408
"Leonard is so smart.
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00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,244
- Sheldon who?"
- All right, that is just very immature.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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"I'm not!"
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- Okay, new contest.
LEONARD: What are you doing?
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I am settling, once and for all,
who is the smartest around here.
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- Okay? Are you ready?
- Absolutely.
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- Bring it on.
PENNY: Okay.
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00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:43,431
"Marsha, Jan and Cindy were
the three daughters in what TV family?"
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The Brady Bunch.
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00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,731
Okay.
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00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,735
"Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth
as the lead singer in what group?"
340
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,450
The Brady Bunch?
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00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,578
Van Halen.
342
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,749
All right. "Madonna was married
to this Ridgemont High alum."
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00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,295
Oh, my God. Sean Penn.
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00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,839
How do you know these things?
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00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,635
I go outside and I talk to people.
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00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,138
Okay, here.
"What actor holds the record...
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00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,141
...for being named People magazine's
Sexiest Man Alive?"
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00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,019
- William Shatner.
- Wait.
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00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,689
I don't think it's Shatner.
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00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,150
Then it's gotta be Patrick Stewart.
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00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,781
- No.
- Formal protest.
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00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,494
All right. "Singer who sang
'Oops!... I Did It Again'?"
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00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,875
Okay.
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00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,545
"Tweety bird thought he saw a what?"
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00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,510
Romulan.
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00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,642
Yes. He thought he saw a Romulan.
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00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,187
[PENNY SIGHS]
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