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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:04,420 Okay. 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,256 The X Tens are online. 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:13,387 Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP... 4 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:17,016 ...racing down fiber-optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco... 5 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,519 ...bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal. 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,814 Data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables... 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,899 ...terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia... 8 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,737 ...and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our ISP... 9 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,114 ...and the external receiver attached to this... 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,533 ...lamp. 11 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,163 Look at me, look at me, I've got goose bumps. 12 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,249 - Are we ready on the stereo? - Go for stereo. 13 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,209 [MOUSE CLICKS] 14 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:47,379 [2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY'S "MAIN TITLE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 15 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,342 [LEONARD HUMMING] 16 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,763 [ALL HUMMING] 17 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,308 [ALL IMITATING DRUMS] 18 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,482 - Hey, guys. LEONARD & SHELDON: Hello. 19 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,108 It's a little loud. 20 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,486 No problem. Turning it down. 21 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,822 San Francisco, Lisbon, Halifax: 22 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,407 Voilà. 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,617 Okay, thanks. 24 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,286 Hang on, hang on. Do you not realize what we just did? 25 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,872 Yeah, you turned your stereo down with your laptop. 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,960 No, we turned our stereo down by sending a signal around the world via the Internet. 27 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,297 Oh. Get one of those universal remotes at RadioShack. 28 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,049 They're really cheap. 29 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,926 No. You don't get it. 30 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,637 Howard, enable public access. 31 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,305 Public access enabled. 32 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,561 - Boy, that's terrific, but I'll see you. - No, hang on. 33 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:47,773 [ALL GASP] 34 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,066 See? 35 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,693 No. 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,154 Someone in Sichuan Province, China... 37 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:58,075 ...is using his computer to turn our lights on and off. 38 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,577 Huh. Well, that's handy. 39 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,705 Um, here's a question. Why? 40 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,959 ALL: Because we can. 41 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,087 Oh! They found the remote-control cars. 42 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,760 - But wait, wait, what's on top of them? - Wireless webcams. Wave hello. 43 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,222 The monster truck is out of Austin, Texas... 44 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,268 ...and the blue Viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv. 45 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,605 You may wanna put on slacks. 46 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,065 What? 47 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:36,113 Ew! Stop it. No. Leave me alone. 48 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,365 [DOOR SLAMS] 49 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,743 - Who's running the red Corvette? - That would be me. 50 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,688 You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars... 51 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,400 ...we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted. 52 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:18,906 I don't wanna be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body. 53 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,617 Eight feet tall and ripped. 54 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:26,872 I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. 55 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,584 I promised my mother. 56 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:36,757 I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised. 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,136 That's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer. 58 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,973 Not to mention you'd have to power down on Saturdays. 59 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,477 Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash? 60 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,479 Well, there's always the possibility... 61 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,482 ...that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter... 62 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:57,527 ...but Ockham's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out. 63 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,988 It's from the Institute for Experimental Physics. 64 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,325 They want us to present our paper on the properties of supersolids... 65 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,161 ...at the Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates. 66 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,331 I know. I read it before I threw it out. 67 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,292 Okay, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question... 68 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,752 ...why did you throw it out? 69 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,798 Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose Room of the Pasadena Marriott... 70 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,217 ...in front of a group of judgmental strangers... 71 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:24,471 ...who wouldn't recognize genius if it were standing in front of them giving a speech. 72 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,099 Which, if I were there, it would be. 73 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,850 I don't know, Sheldon. 74 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,813 Those Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates parties are legendary. 75 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,314 Forget the parties. 76 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:37,442 Forget the parties? What a nerd. 77 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,862 Any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about? 78 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,991 Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it? 79 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,661 Leonard, don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize... 80 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:52,457 ...is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets. 81 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:57,045 Ha, ha, ha. The only thing missing from that insult was your mama. 82 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,300 I got one. Hey, Leonard, your mama's research methodology is so flawed... 83 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,218 Shut up, Howard. 84 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,971 - Sheldon, we have to do this. - No, we don't. 85 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,348 We have to take in nourishment, expel waste... 86 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,143 ...and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. 87 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,312 Everything else is optional. 88 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,564 Okay, let me put it this way: I'm doing it. 89 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,816 You can't. I'm the lead author. 90 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,778 Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically. 91 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,864 I let you think we went alphabetically... 92 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,825 ...to spare you dealing with the fact that it was my idea. 93 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:30,495 Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone. 94 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,247 You're welcome. 95 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,834 Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis. 96 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,419 It doesn't need proving. 97 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:41,340 So the entire scientific community is just supposed to just take your word? 98 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,259 They're not supposed to, but they should. 99 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,635 I don't care what you say. 100 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:48,263 I'm going to the conference, presenting our findings. 101 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,598 And I forbid it. 102 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,351 You forbid it? 103 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,395 If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is. 104 00:05:55,563 --> 00:06:00,150 - So you admit that it's our work? - No, once again, I'm throwing you a bone. 105 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,944 And once again, you are welcome. 106 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,447 [SCOFFS] 107 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,241 Oh, no, he didn't. 108 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,289 So how's it going with Sheldon? Are you guys still not talking? 109 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,459 Not only is he still not talking to me, but he does this thing... 110 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,629 ...where he stares at you and tries to get your brain to explode. 111 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,425 You know, like in the classic sci-fi movie Scanners? 112 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:26,927 Like: Bzz-phew! 113 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:29,721 Never mind. 114 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,057 How about this one? 115 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,227 It says, "I know my physics, but I'm still a fun guy." 116 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,478 Oh. 117 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,523 Oh, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits. 118 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,275 They don't. That's why I saved this one. 119 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,071 Okay, well, let's just see what else you have. 120 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:51,284 Okay, here. Take this and this and this... 121 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,912 - ...and these. - Is this stuff you want me to try on? 122 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,790 No, this is stuff I want you to throw out. 123 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,961 Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone. 124 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,213 What's this? 125 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,841 That's the Bottle City of Kandor. 126 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,843 Uh-huh. 127 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,639 You see, Kandor was the capital city of the planet Krypton. 128 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,475 It was miniaturized by Brainiac before Krypton exploded... 129 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,436 ...and then rescued by Superman. 130 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,064 Oh, nice. 131 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,359 It's a lot cooler when girls aren't looking at it. 132 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,780 Here, why don't you put these on while I find a shirt and sport coat? 133 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,616 - Great, be right back. - Where are you going? Put them on. 134 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,619 - Here? - Oh, are you shy? 135 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,038 - No, I'm not shy. - Don't worry, I won't look. 136 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,542 I know you won't. Why would you look? There's nothing to see. Not noth... 137 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,503 - Sweetie, put the pants on. - I'm gonna put them on. 138 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,924 So, you know, isn't there some way you and Sheldon could compromise... 139 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,509 ...on this presentation thing? 140 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:52,387 No, no. Scientists do not compromise. 141 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:56,391 Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions. 142 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,770 Not to mention, Sheldon is bat-crap crazy. 143 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,399 What is this? 144 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,693 Oh, careful. 145 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,738 That's my original series Battlestar Galactica flight suit. 146 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,074 Oh, why didn't you wear it on Halloween? 147 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,328 Because it's not a costume. It's a flight suit. 148 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,832 Okay, all right. Moving on. 149 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,168 Oh, wow, a paisley shirt. 150 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,170 Uh-huh, it goes with my corduroy suit. 151 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:30,342 If you mean it should end up in the same place, then I agree. 152 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,178 Is this your only tie? 153 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,138 Ah, technically, yes. 154 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:39,935 But if you'll notice, it's reversible. 155 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,896 So it works as two. 156 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,690 Oh, sweetie, I don't even think it works as one. 157 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,071 - Is this all your clothes? - Yup, everything since the eighth grade. 158 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,240 The eighth grade? 159 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,200 My last growth spurt. 160 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:59,621 Okay, well, guess we're back to the corduroy suit. 161 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,957 - Great. - Yup. 162 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,544 I said no. Put it down. 163 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,090 [KEYS JINGLING] 164 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,218 Hey, Sheldon. 165 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,470 Hello, Penny. 166 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,306 Get anything good? 167 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,894 Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics Quarterly. 168 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:27,399 Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't. 169 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,446 It was a joke. 170 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,116 Heh-heh. 171 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,289 Yup. Tip your waitresses. I'm here all week. 172 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,542 To save you from further awkwardness... 173 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,504 ...know that I'm comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence. 174 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,965 Oh, yeah, okay, me too. Zip it, lock it. 175 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,761 Put it in your pocket. 176 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,560 - So you and Leonard... - Oh, dear God. 177 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,645 Little misunderstanding, huh? 178 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,230 A little misunderstand...? 179 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:11,318 Galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding. 180 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,281 Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning... 181 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,700 ...and I think he feels really bad about it. 182 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,201 SHELDON: Huh. 183 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,537 Well, how do you feel? 184 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,332 I don't understand the question. 185 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,753 Well, I'm just asking if it's difficult to be fighting with your best friend. 186 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,714 Oh, I hadn't thought about it like that. 187 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,925 I wonder if I've been experiencing physiological manifestations... 188 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,429 ...of some sort of unconscious emotional turmoil. 189 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:40,889 PENNY: Wait, what? 190 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,558 I couldn't poop this morning. 191 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,482 You should just talk to him. I'm sure you guys can work this out. 192 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,735 - It's certainly preferable to my plan. - Which was? 193 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,071 A powerful laxative. 194 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,407 Okay, so you absolutely should talk to him. 195 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,368 I know Leonard values you as a friend. 196 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,411 He told me without your little idea... 197 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:07,040 ...there was no way he could've come up with this whole experiment thing. 198 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,920 Excuse me. Little idea? 199 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,131 Yeah, he tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it... 200 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:18,259 Of course you didn't. He said "little idea"? 201 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,471 Oh. Well, no. I mean, not in those words... 202 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,515 In what words, then, exactly? 203 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,183 The exact words aren't really... 204 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,727 - It's more the spirit in which... - What did he say? 205 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,187 You had a lucky hunch. 206 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,358 I've been thinking. Instead of arguing about this, why...? 207 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,069 Don't you ever speak to me again. 208 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,322 What...? 209 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,076 Oh, he: 210 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,881 Okay, I'm leaving for the conference. 211 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:01,219 - Have fun presenting my "lucky hunch." - Sheldon, I didn't mean it like that. 212 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,012 - Why did you say it? - I don't know... 213 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,974 - Were you trying to impress Penny? - No, no, not at all. 214 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,642 A little bit. 215 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,978 How did that work out for you? 216 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,396 Leonard, ready to go? 217 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,858 Libido, one. Truth, zero. 218 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,902 I'm gonna ask one more time. 219 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,780 We did the work together, let's present the paper together. 220 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:25,869 And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me. 221 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,997 Let's go. 222 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,082 - Bye, Sheldon. - Goodbye, Penny. 223 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,926 [GRUNTS] 224 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,304 One of these days: Phew! 225 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,349 There you go. 226 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,393 You're right, this side does look better. 227 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,855 No, no, I didn't say better, I said less stained. 228 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,234 I just checked the house. There's probably 20, 25 people in there. 229 00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,861 - You're kidding. - Is that all? 230 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,032 All? In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock. 231 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,619 Oh. Well, then, good. 232 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,954 I wasn't expecting such a crowd. I'm nervous. 233 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:14,459 - It's okay. Open with a joke, you'll be fine. - Okay, joke. Okay. 234 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,045 How about this? Um, okay. 235 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,381 There's this farmer, and he has these chickens... 236 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,050 ...but they won't lay any eggs. 237 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,886 So he calls a physicist to help. 238 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:30,099 The physicist then does some calculations and he says: 239 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:35,897 "I have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum." 240 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,107 [ALL LAUGHING] 241 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,734 Right? 242 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,407 Oh, sorry, I just... I've heard it before. 243 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,368 - Let's roll. - Okay. 244 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,204 - Hey, nice suit. - It's a classic, right? 245 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,999 I really should've brought my own car. 246 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:01,130 So in conclusion, the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero... 247 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,759 ...the moment of inertia changes and the solid becomes a supersolid... 248 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:09,764 ...which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter. 249 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,808 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 250 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,560 Thank you. 251 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,941 - Are there any questions? MAN: Yeah. 252 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,652 What the hell was that? 253 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,989 Any other questions? 254 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:30,702 Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. I am the lead author of this particular paper. 255 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,414 Thank you. 256 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,126 And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part... 257 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,211 ...where I was walking through the park... 258 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,630 ...and I saw these children on a merry-go-round... 259 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,508 ...which started me thinking about the moment of inertia... 260 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,761 ...in gasses like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero. 261 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,598 I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote. It's not science. 262 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,767 Oh, I see. It was the apple falling on Newton's head. 263 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,185 Was that just an anecdote? 264 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,563 - You are not Isaac Newton. - No, no, that's true. 265 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,482 Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. 266 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,234 You cannot be that arrogant. 267 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,029 You continue to underestimate me, my good man. 268 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,158 If you weren't happy with my presentation, then maybe you should've given it with me. 269 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,537 As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds. 270 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,040 - No offense. - Really? So why did you come? 271 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,918 - Because I knew you'd screw this up. - I didn't screw it up. 272 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,254 Oh, please. I admit, that spherical-chicken joke was hilarious. 273 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,673 - Thank you. - It was straight downhill from there. 274 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,800 I've had enough of your condescension. 275 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,678 Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you. 276 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,182 Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16. 277 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,353 But you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room. 278 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,855 No offense. 279 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:45,026 And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity... 280 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,445 ...and has an ego in need of constant validation. 281 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,531 - So you admit you're an egotist. - Yes. 282 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,619 My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I could never please my parents... 283 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,038 ...so I need to get my self-esteem from strangers. 284 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,289 But he's worse! 285 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,999 Okay, that is it. 286 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,876 Stop it. 287 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,255 You cannot blow up my head with your mind. 288 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,383 Then I'll settle for an aneurism. 289 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,301 - Stop it. - You hit me. 290 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,719 You saw that. He hit me. 291 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,222 - You tried to blow up my head. - So it was working. 292 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,474 It wasn't... It was not... You are a nutcase. 293 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,978 We'll see. Heads up, you people in the front row. This is a splash zone. 294 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,896 Stop it. Stop it. 295 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,898 Quit it. 296 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,360 [BOTH GRUNTING] 297 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,572 Is this usually how these physics things go? 298 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,075 More often than you'd think. 299 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,246 Hit you with a Vulcan nerve pinch. 300 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,872 - No pinches. No...! - No! 301 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,457 [LOCK CLICKING] 302 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,301 You could have offered me a ride home. 303 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,763 You're lucky I didn't run you over. 304 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,182 I don't understand what you're unhappy about. 305 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,853 You begged me to come, I came. There's just no pleasing you. 306 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,647 You're right. I'm the problem, the one that needs help. 307 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,775 Well, that's not much of an apology, but I'll take it. 308 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,111 Excuse me. 309 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,197 Is there anything you'd like to apologize for? 310 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,533 Yes. Ahem. 311 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,619 I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head. 312 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,789 It was uncalled for. 313 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,458 You won't believe this. 314 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,878 Somebody got the whole thing on their cell phone and put it on YouTube. 315 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,796 What? 316 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,925 - Now, who would do that? - That would be me. 317 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,470 Check it out. It's a featured video. 318 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,305 You hit me. You saw that. He hit me. 319 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,724 - You tried to blow up my head. - So it was working. 320 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,435 - It was not... You are a nutcase. - We'll see about that. 321 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,105 You people in the front row, heads up. This is a splash zone. 322 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,401 Stop it. Quit it. Quit it. 323 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,653 [BOTH GRUNTING] 324 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,115 - Hit you with a Vulcan nerve pinch. - No pinches. No...! 325 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,160 You should clip your fingernails. Those hurt. 326 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,329 Oh, jeez. 327 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,956 Does this suit really look that bad? 328 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,000 Forget your suit. Look at my arms waving. 329 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,711 I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin. 330 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,174 Howard, would you like to explain to me... 331 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:17,178 ...why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned: 332 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,013 "Me and my girlfriend"? 333 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,559 Uh-oh, here comes the talk. 334 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,654 - He hit me. - You tried to blow up my head. 335 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,448 - So it was working. - It was not... You are a nutcase. 336 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,699 We'll see about that. 337 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,119 [IN MANDARIN] 338 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,668 [English - US - SDH] 27313

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