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[Queen and David Bowie's
Under Pressure playing]
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- I JUST WONDER IF IT'S EVER
GONNA HAPPEN FOR ME,
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YOU KNOW, GIRL-WISE.
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- TRUST ME, HENRY.
YOU'LL MEET A GIRL
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WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
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LET'S JUST HOPE IT HAPPENS
WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE HAIR.
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- WHEN I WAS 11,
MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,
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WHICH MADE ME LIKE 50%
OF KIDS IN AMERICA.
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- OKAY, TELL ME WHICH TREE
TO CUT DOWN.
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- ONE KIND OF HUGE DIFFERENCE
WAS...
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- THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
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- MY DAD WAS BLIND.
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AS IN "CAN'T SEE THE TREE
HE'S ABOUT TO CUT DOWN" BLIND.
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- * PRESSURE PUSHING DOWN
ON ME *
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- MOM GAVE ME
THAT DELIGHTFUL HAIR CUT,
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AND, DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,
SHE CAN SEE FINE.
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- TWO QUICK THINGS--
HOW TALL IS THE TREE,
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AND WHERE'S THE HOUSE?
- WOW.
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SUPER TALL
AND OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER.
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- MY LEFT SHOULDER.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET'S JUST GO GET
SOME ICE CREAM.
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I'LL BUY.
- NONSENSE.
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MY KIDS WANT A POOL,
THEY'RE GETTING A POOL.
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OKAY, THIS IS NOW
A DANGER ZONE.
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GO INSIDE UNTIL I YELL,
"SAFETY ZONE."
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- BUT SHOULDN'T WE JUST--
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- DANGER ZONE.
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- * TOMORROW GETS ME HIGHER
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* PRESSURE ON PEOPLE
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* PEOPLE ON STREETS
[scatting]
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- WHY IS HE WEARING
SAFETY GLASSES?
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- SAFETY GLASSES?
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THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?
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- * CHIPPIN' AROUND
- MEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THOSE ARE
MY GOOD GARDENING GLOVES.
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HIS HANDS SWEAT LIKE FEET.
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- AND HIS EYES DON'T WORK.
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- [scatting]
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*
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- TIMBER!
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SAFETY ZONE.
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- * OKAY
- ONE DOWN,
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THREE TO GO.
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- * CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES
ONE MORE CHANCE? *
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* WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE
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* THAT ONE MORE CHANCE?
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* WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE,
GIVE LOVE *
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* GIVE LOVE,
GIVE LOVE *
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* GIVE LOVE, GIVE LOVE
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*
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- IT WASN'T CRAZY
THAT MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED.
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WHAT WAS CRAZY
WAS THE WAY I FOUND OUT.
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FIRST, A LITTLE BACK STORY.
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- FISHER EXPLODES
INTO THE BACK FIELD.
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WHAT HE LACKS IN SIZE HE MORE
THAN MAKES UP FOR IN SPIRIT.
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- DAD WENT BLIND
WHEN HE WAS 12.
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- HE'S ON THE 30,
THE 20,
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HE IS NOT FORGETTING
ABOUT THE BIG TREE,
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HE'S FAST,
HE'S QUICK...
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- HE'S GOT ONE MORE PLAY
BEFORE CLARINET PRACTICE.
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- BUT HE NEVER LET THE FACT
THAT HE COULDN'T SEE
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KEEP HIM FROM DOING ANYTHING,
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EVEN WHEN IT PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE.
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- CUT HARDER.
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
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[thud]
OH.
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THERE.
IN. PERFECT.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
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- WHICH ONE'S BLIND AGAIN?
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- WITH THE DIVORCE COMING, MOM
WAS ON A QUEST TO FIND HERSELF,
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AND ALONG THE WAY SHE FOUND
A TON OF NEW THINGS.
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- BUTTON, SHOULD I GET
ONE OF THESE WATER BRAS?
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- MOM, I'M YOUR SON.
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- WHICH IS WHY I TRUST
YOUR OPINION.
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SEE, NEW MOM,
OLD MOM.
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NEW MOM, OLD M--
- GET THE BRA.
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- OKAY.
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- I'M NEVER GONNA GET
MY LICENSE.
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YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF GETTING YOUR LICENSE.
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- KATIE, YOU'RE A FISHER.
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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU SET YOUR MIND TO.
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- GET READY, PEOPLE.
HERE IT COMES.
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- I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL BLIND.
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- YOU DO REALIZE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO COMPETE WITH THAT.
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- I DO. SWEETIE,
YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.
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YOU JUST NEED TO BE SHOWN HOW.
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- UH-OH.
MOM, DAD'S GONNA--
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WHAT IS THAT?
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- IT'S AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE.
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ON ME
TO QUIT SMOKING THE OTHER ONES.
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HUH?
IT'S MANGO.
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MEL, YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING.
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- AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SMOKING
AIR FRESHENERS.
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WHY DON'T YOU SLAP ON A PATCH
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
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- YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS
I WOULD LOOK WITH A PATCH?
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- OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
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TELL ME WHEN I'M LINED UP
WITH THEIR BUMPER.
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- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA--
NOW! NOW!
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- TURN THE WHEELS
TO THE LEFT
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UNTIL YOU'RE LINED UP
WITH THE REAR BUMPER
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OF THEIR CAR.
- YOU'RE THERE. YOU'RE THERE.
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- THEN YOU TURN BACK THIS WAY,
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AND YOU DROP IT RIGHT IN.
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- DAD!
- MEL!
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- I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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- NEXT TO MY DAD,
THE COOLEST GUY I KNEW
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WAS MY BEST FRIEND RUNYEN.
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- MEL, BABY.
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KHAKIS GO WITH EVERYTHING.
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SMART.
SUSPENDERS AND A BELT?
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PASS
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BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE
"EYES NO WORKY" THING.
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- HELLO, RUNYEN.
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YOU KNOW, I'D KICK YOU OUT
IF I DIDN'T THINK
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IT WAS IMPORTANT FOR MY SON
TO HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.
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- [laughs]
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- WELL PLAYED.
TOUCHE.
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COFFEE?
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- RUNYEN WAS ONE OF THE FEW
PEOPLE OUTSIDE OUR FAMILY
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WHO KNEW DAD WAS BLIND.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
BEFORE THE DIVORCE,
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DAD ACTUALLY HID HIS BLINDNESS.
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- BILL DUFFY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET--
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- MEL FISHER.
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- HE NEVER LIED TO ANYONE.
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BUT HE DID TRICK 'EM
A LOT.
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- COME HERE.
YOU ARE NOT TOO BIG
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TO GET A HUG
FROM YOUR OLD MAN.
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WHAT DO WE GOT?
- TABLE IS TEN STEPS AWAY,
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EMPTY CHAIR'S AT 6:00,
GLEN'S ON THE LEFT,
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AND HIS FLY IS WIDE OPEN.
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- SAM, MEL FISHER.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
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I BROUGHT
OUR YOUNGEST ASSOCIATE.
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TAE KWON DO GOT CANCELLED.
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GLEN, BARN DOOR.
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- WITH ME AT HIS SIDE,
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I COULD HELP HIM WITH ANYTHING.
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- DUDE, AT THIS POINT,
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I BASICALLY OWN YOU.
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- OW!
- EXCEPT THAT DAMN COFFEE TABLE.
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- EVERY TIME.
- MEL, BABY, MY HOTELS.
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YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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- FOR AS LONG
AS I COULD REMEMBER,
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I WAS HIS HUMAN GUIDE DOG.
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WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED
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WHEN HE GOT
A REAL ONE.
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- SWEET.
WE GOT A DOG?
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- BUTTON, SIT DOWN.
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YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE SOMETHING
WE WANT TO TELL YOU.
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- REALLY?
WE'RE DOING THIS NOW?
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- THIS IS AWESOME.
- [sneezes]
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- YEAH, WAIT,
I THOUGHT WE COULDN'T GET A DOG
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BECAUSE MOM'S...
- [sneezes]
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- ALLERGIC.
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- HENRY, IT'S A SEEING-EYE DOG.
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- THE CORRECT TERM
IS GUIDE DOG.
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HE DOESN'T SEE FOR ME.
HE GUIDES ME.
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HE'S LIKE A GPS.
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- A GPS THAT JUST ATE
MY NEW WATER BRA.
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- WHICH SOMEBODY LEFT
ON A LOW TABLE.
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HENRY, LOOK, SON,
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WHEN TWO PARTIES
HAVE ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT
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AND THEY'VE REACHED
AN IMPASSE,
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BOTH PARTIES RESERVE THE RIGHT--
- MEL, COME ON.
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WE CAN'T DANCE AROUND THIS.
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HENRY, WHEN TWO TREES
GROW BESIDE EACH OTHER
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AND ONE TREE CAN'T GROW
IN THE SHADE OF THE OTHER,
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IT MIGHT WANT
TO SPREAD ITS WINGS.
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- SORRY, TREES HAVE WINGS?
- YES, THEY DO, MEL,
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AND THEY WOULD LIKE TO ENROLL
IN SOME COURSES
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AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HONEY?
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- MM-HMM.
CAN WE NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME?
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- ABSOLUTELY.
- NO, JOYCE, NO, HE HAS A NAME.
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IT'S ELVIS.
- OH, WHAT ABOUT CHEWBACCA?
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- WHATEVER YOU WANT,
SWEETHEART.
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- NO, NO.
- [sneezes]
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- ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT,
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FORGET ABOUT THE DOG
AND THE NAME AND--
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AAGH, GOD, EVERY TIME!
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- UNBELIEVABLE.
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- [sneezes]
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- BUG, WHAT THEY'RE TRYING
TO SAY--
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- WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER.
- WE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAMILY.
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- YEAH.
- RIGHT ON THE BONE.
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- [sneezes]
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- DAD'S MOVING OUT.
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THAT'S WHY HE GOT THE DOG.
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- AND THAT WAS
THE SUPER SMOOTH WAY
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MY PARENTS TOLD ME
THEY WERE GETTING DIVORCED.
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A LOT OF KIDS BLAME THEMSELVES
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FOR THEIR PARENTS' DIVORCE.
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- THANK YOU.
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FORWARD.
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- BUT THIS ONE I WAS PRETTY
CERTAIN WAS THE DOG'S FAULT.
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- WELL, WE'RE EITHER GOING
TO NEED THE BATHROBES BACK,
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OR WE'RE GOING TO CHARGE YOU
THE $295.
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I GOT TO GO.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
- YES. CHECKING IN.
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- OKAY, NO, NO, NO.
NO DOGS ALLOWED.
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- IT'S OKAY.
HE'S A GUIDE DOG.
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- YEAH. NO.
NO PETS.
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DID YOU SEE THE SIGN?
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- I DID NOT.
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- RIGHT. WELL, WE HAVE
A VERY STRICT "NO PETS" POLICY.
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- I HAVE A STRICT "DON'T BREAK
THE LAW" POLICY.
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- OOH, YEAH,
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KEVIN, IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE
A SICK DAY,
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I'D DO IT.
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- I AM A BLIND ATTORNEY.
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- CANNOT SEE A THING.
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- AND CALIFORNIA CIVIL CODE
54.1 MAKES IT ILLEGAL
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TO DENY LODGING TO ANYONE USING
A SERVICE ANIMAL.
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- IT'S A CIVIL CODE, KEV.
OUR HANDS ARE TIED.
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- IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME
A ROOM RIGHT NOW,
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I WILL SUE YOU SO HARD
THAT WHEN THE DUST SETTLES,
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YOU'LL BE CALLING THIS
THE MEL FISHER HOTEL.
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[Elvis barks]
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- YOU KNOW A GOOD LAWYER, KEV?
'CAUSE I DO.
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- MM.
- AH.
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- BOY, OUR NEW FRIEND KEVIN
REALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF
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WITH THESE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES.
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- YEAH, THAT LAST BITE
WAS, LIKE, ALL FUDGE.
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- HOW THOSE VEAL CHOPS
TREATING YOU, ELVIS?
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- IT'S 5:09 P.M.
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- UH-OH, I PROMISED YOUR MOM
I'D HAVE YOU HOME FOR DINNER,
228
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,097
SO, WHATEVER SHE'S MAKING,
YOU'RE HUNGRY.
229
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,666
- OR, OR I COULD STAY HERE
230
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,136
AND HELP YOU
NAVIGATE THE HOTEL.
231
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,683
- BUDDY, LISTEN--
232
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,009
- OOH, THEY HAVE
A COUPLE'S MASSAGE.
233
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,214
THAT COULD BE FUN.
234
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,776
- THERE'S NOTHING I'D LOVE MORE,
235
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,215
BUT MOM'S EXPECTING YOU.
236
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,290
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I GOT ELVIS.
237
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,361
- AND BEFORE I EVEN GOT
THE HOT FUDGE OFF MY FACE,
238
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:27,696
MY JOB HAD BEEN OUTSOURCED
TO A DOG.
239
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,877
- DAD MAY HAVE KICKED ME OUT
OF THE HOTEL,
240
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,249
BUT AT LEAST WHEN I GOT HOME
MOM WAS WAITING FOR ME
241
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,949
WITH OPEN ARMS...
AND A VACUUM.
242
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,252
- I LOVE YOU, PEANUT, BUT YOU'RE
COVERED IN DOGGY DANDER.
243
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,394
[turns vacuum on]
ARMS UP.
244
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,889
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN
THOUGH THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGES
245
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,192
GOING ON, WE ARE STILL
JUST A REGULAR FAMILY.
246
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,125
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND.
247
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,731
I GOT TO VACUUM YOUR BUTT.
THANK YOU.
248
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:03,095
- I THOUGHT I WAS STAYING OVER,
BUT I GUESS HE DOESN'T NEED ME.
249
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,106
[vacuum stops]
250
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,138
- BUDDY, I PROMISE YOU,
251
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,935
AS SOON AS DAD
GETS AN APARTMENT,
252
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,907
YOU CAN STAY WITH HIM
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
253
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,306
[door opens and shuts]
254
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,317
- DID I MISS IT?
DID YOU SEE MOM'S NEW TOY?
255
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,220
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
256
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,963
- IS THAT A--
- PIPE?
257
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,189
YOU BETCHA.
258
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,393
- YOU GUYS SAID THE ELECTRONIC
CIGARETTE LOOKED RIDICULOUS,
259
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995
AND I AM A MOM
WHO LISTENS.
260
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,958
- SO JUST TO RECAP,
261
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,827
MY DAD REPLACED ME
WITH A GUIDE DOG,
262
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,365
AND MY MOM BECAME POPEYE.
263
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,910
IT WAS A BIG WEEK
FOR THE FISHER FAMILY.
264
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,208
- I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, OKAY?
265
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,040
YOU GOT TO FIND SOMETHING THAT
YOU CAN DO THAT ELVIS CAN'T.
266
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,036
- LIKE WHAT?
267
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,777
- LIKE TEACH MEL BABY
THE LATEST DANCE MOVES.
268
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,345
- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S IT.
- YEAH, I MEAN,
269
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,852
I'VE NEVER SEEN A DOG
THAT CAN POP-AND-LOCK.
270
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,115
[beat-boxing]
271
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,794
- NO, LOOK.
272
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,264
I'M GONNA GET MY DAD
AN APARTMENT.
273
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,031
THAT'S SOMETHING A DOG CAN'T DO.
274
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,230
- AND THAT'S ALSO SOMETHING
A SIXTH GRADER CAN'T DO.
275
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,162
EH-EH-EH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
276
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,267
YOU CANNOT LEAVE A FIELD TRIP.
277
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,198
- COVER FOR ME.
278
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:11,074
- WE SIGNED A PERMISSION SLIP.
I AM NOT GOING BACK TO KOREA.
279
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,214
- WAIT, SHE'S MAD AT ME?
280
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,080
EVERYBODY BRINGS WINE
TO A DINNER PARTY,
281
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,408
BUT I'M NOT EVERYBODY.
282
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,053
THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A CACTUS.
283
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,749
CAN I HELP YOU?
284
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,821
- IS THE APARTMENT
STILL AVAILABLE?
285
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,419
- YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME?
286
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,220
- I GUESS TECHNICALLY
MY DAD IS.
287
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,422
- OH.
WELL, YOU BRING HIM BACK,
288
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,185
AND I'LL GIVE HIM A TOUR,
OKAY, AND A STRESS BALL.
289
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,264
MANNY, YOUR BETTER ETIQUETTE
BOOKS WILL TELL YOU--
290
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,233
- HERE'S THE DEAL.
MY DAD'S BLIND.
291
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,102
I'M GONNA BE HIS EYES ON THIS.
292
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,170
IF I LIKE THE PLACE,
HE'LL LIKE THE PLACE.
293
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,269
SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO AHEAD
AND GIVE ME THAT TOUR?
294
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,166
THIS COULD WORK.
295
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,275
OOH, THIS MOLDING
IS FANTASTIC.
296
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,809
THIS IS A TINY BEDROOM.
297
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,275
- IT'S A PANTRY.
298
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,953
- THIS IS A HUGE PANTRY.
299
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,222
WHAT ABOUT DOGS, FRED?
300
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,090
ARE THEY ALLOWED
IN THE BUILDING?
301
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,289
- NO PETS.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT GUIDE DOGS?
302
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,991
CIVIL CODE 54.1 SAYS
YOU HAVE TO ALLOW THEM.
303
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,094
- WELL, THEN I GUESS
WE'RE GONNA ALLOW THEM.
304
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,196
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- 11 1/2.
305
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,058
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
306
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:15,497
- 43...
1/2.
307
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,465
- SO YOU SHREDDED THE PAPERS?
- OBJECTION.
308
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,444
- THIS IS NOT A TRIAL,
JUST A DEPOSITION.
309
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,472
YOU'LL ANSWER.
- I DID, BUT ONLY BECAUSE
310
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,438
I DIDN'T THINK
THEY WERE RELEVANT TO THE CASE.
311
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,206
- RANDOM PAPERS,
NOT RELEVANT,
312
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,405
YOU THOUGHT, "LET'S GO AHEAD
AND SHRED 'EM."
313
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,116
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- OBJECTION.
314
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,218
- TELL ME YOU GOT EVERY WORD
OF THAT, JANICE.
315
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,919
- ALL THE WAY
THROUGH "TELL ME YOU GOT
316
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,121
EVERY WORD OF THAT, JANICE."
- I LOVE YOU.
317
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,463
TYPE THAT. DON'T TYPE THAT.
- OH.
318
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,288
- CAN WE PLEASE ADJOURN
UNTIL TOMORROW?
319
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,834
- THE THING IS
WE'RE ALL HERE TODAY.
320
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,560
- YOU GOT A PHONE CALL.
HENRY'S PRINCIPAL.
321
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,164
HE WAS CURSING A LOT
FOR AN EDUCATOR.
322
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,467
- BUT IF TOMORROW'S BETTER
FOR EVERYONE,
323
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,128
I SAY WE DO THAT.
324
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,937
HIP-UP.
325
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,969
- IS THIS NOT YOUR SIGNATURE?
326
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,165
DID YOU NOT AGREE TO STAY WITH
THE GROUP AND SAY NO TO DRUGS?
327
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,137
- I NEEDED TO FIND MY DAD
AN APARTMENT.
328
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,146
- JOYCE AND I HAVE SEPARATED.
329
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,248
IT WAS MUTUAL.
NOT THAT YOU ASKED.
330
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,580
BUT JUST TO BE CLEAR.
- THAT'S TOUGH STUFF.
331
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,215
WENDY AND I HAVE TAKEN
A BIT OF A T.O. OURSELVES.
332
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,852
- THE PLACE IS GREAT, DAD.
333
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,357
IT'S AN OLD CONVERTED BAKERY.
334
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,158
IT SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPING
IN A MUFFIN.
335
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,960
- THIS IS NOT
ABOUT THE APARTMENT.
336
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,193
ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE MUFFINS.
337
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,997
BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOU
WANDERING OFF
338
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,329
DOWN GRIFFIN STREET LIKE THE
SCHOOL RULES DON'T APPLY TO YOU.
339
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,995
- GRIFFIN STREET?
THAT'S A SWEET SECTION OF TOWN.
340
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,235
THE POINT IS YOU CAN'T JUST GO
WANDERING OFF FROM A FIELD--
341
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,312
IS THERE LAUNDRY
IN THE BUILDING?
342
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,369
- FOUR WASHERS,
THREE DRYERS.
343
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,577
- CABLE?
- INCLUDED.
344
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,038
- BASIC.
- PREMIUM.
345
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,907
- SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
- OKAY, I THINK
346
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,145
WE'RE ALL SOLD
ON THE APARTMENT.
347
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,510
CAN WE GET BACK
TO WHAT MY SON DID?
348
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,547
- I THINK I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
HEADED WITH THIS, MEL,
349
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,582
AND I COMPLETELY AGREE.
350
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,116
I THINK,
GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
351
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,591
DISCIPLINE SHOULD COME
FROM HOME ON THIS ONE.
352
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,589
AND IF YOU EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
353
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:45,331
LINDA, PULL UP
WESTSIDE RENTALS.
354
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,164
- DID HE JUST LEAVE?
355
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,325
- YUP.
BOOM.
356
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,103
THAT WAS EASY.
357
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,303
DON'T WORRY. I GAVE
THE MANAGER A $12 DEPOSIT.
358
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,436
THAT APARTMENT
ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
359
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,271
- NEITHER ARE YOU.
YOUR MOM AND I TALKED,
360
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,137
AND WE DECIDED
YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED.
361
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,135
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
362
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,876
- YOU KNOW, WHEN BOBBY LACITO'S
PARENTS SPLIT,
363
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,252
HE GOT A DIRT BIKE.
364
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,479
- AWESOME.
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
365
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,275
BOOM.
366
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,617
IS THAT RIGHT?
THERE'S A HAND THING, RIGHT?
367
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,321
- YEAH.
368
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,993
- SO I HAD SCORED MY DAD
THIS SWEET APARTMENT
369
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,263
WHERE HE AND HIS WORK BUDDIES
COULD TOAST THEIR BIG WIN.
370
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,331
- THEY SETTLED
FOR THE FULL AMOUNT.
371
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,101
WHO SETTLES
FOR THE FULL AMOUNT?
372
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,330
- BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER
THERE CELEBRATING WITH THEM.
373
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,925
[Elvis barks]
- SHH. HERE YOU GO.
374
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,097
- THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MY POTATO CHIP.
375
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,996
- HAVE A GREAT DAY.
THANK YOU.
376
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,508
- INSTEAD, I WAS DOING TIME
AT THE MALL
377
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,439
WHERE MOM
WAS TRYING ON KATIE'S JEANS
378
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,175
AND HER ADOLESCENCE.
379
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,950
- THESE PANTS HURT.
380
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,309
THAT'S HOW I KNOW
THEY LOOK GOOD.
381
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:44,317
- MOM, YOU CAN'T BUY
THE SAME PANTS AS ME.
382
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,291
- WHY NOT?
THEY ARE AWESOME.
383
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,659
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GETTING
THE BELT.
384
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,188
SHOULD I GET THE BELT?
CAN I TRY ON THE BELT?
385
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,233
- YOU MAY NOT.
HENRY.
386
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,429
TELL MOM TO TAKE OFF HER PANTS.
387
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,560
- CAN WE ALL JUST KEEP
OUR PANTS ON?
388
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,996
[cell phone ringing]
389
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,072
HEY, DAD.
- I NEED YOU
390
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,400
TO COME OVER RIGHT AWAY.
391
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,044
ELVIS GOT OUT.
392
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,700
- OKAY.
393
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,007
I'M JUST GONNA SAY
WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING.
394
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,580
THAT IS NOT THE TUSH
OF A MOM.
395
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,083
.
396
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,087
- I TOOK ELVIS FOR A WALK,
AND WHEN WE GOT BACK,
397
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,948
I WENT INTO THE PANTRY
TO GET HIS FOOD,
398
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,987
AND I GUESS I MUST HAVE LEFT
THE FRONT DOOR OPEN.
399
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,232
- GOD.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
400
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,028
I WISH I COULD LIVE HERE.
401
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,700
- GUYS, MISSING GUIDE DOG.
- RIGHT.
402
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,069
I'LL TAKE SHERLOCK.
YOU GO WITH MAGOO.
403
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,969
- HENRY?
404
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,582
THANKS, BUDDY.
405
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,124
- ELVIS, COME ON!
406
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,990
- ELVIS!
407
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,119
- WHERE ARE YOU?
408
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,163
ELVIS!
- ELVIS!
409
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,589
[toy squeaking]
410
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,034
- ELVIS!
ELVIS!
411
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,130
YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN.
412
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:06,172
- I'M GOING SIX.
413
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,139
- UGH, I REALLY GOT
TO START JOGGING AGAIN.
414
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,699
- ELVIS!
415
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,138
- CAN YOU GO ANY FASTER?
416
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,283
- YOU WEIGH LIKE 4,000 POUNDS.
417
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,038
- SWITCH.
- WHAT?
418
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,247
- I'M DRIVING.
- NO WAY.
419
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,048
- I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL BLI--
420
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,480
- JUST TAKE THE BIKE.
421
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,184
- QUICK QUESTION: INSTAGRAM,
422
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,147
IS THAT SOMETHING
I SHOULD BE DOING?
423
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,256
- ACTUALLY, NONE OF THIS IS
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE DOING--
424
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,429
THE PIPE, THE WATER BRA,
MY JEANS.
425
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,529
YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO BE A TEENAGER.
426
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,101
- OH, I KIND OF DIDN'T.
427
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,359
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T DONE
THE MATH,
428
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,327
I WAS VERY YOUNG
WHEN I HAD YOU.
429
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,226
- ACCIDENT.
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
430
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,068
- I WENT FROM BEING SOMEONE'S
DAUGHTER TO BEING SOMEONE'S WIFE
431
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,114
TO BEING SOMEONE'S MOTHER.
432
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,738
- WELL, WHILE WE'RE
PUTTING THINGS OUT THERE,
433
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,443
I WOULD RATHER NOT BE
MY MOTHER'S MOTHER.
434
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,076
ANY CHANCE
WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN?
435
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,353
- ELVIS!
436
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,422
- ELVIS!
- A LITTLE RIGHT,
437
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,220
A LITTLE RIGHT.
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
438
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,822
- BE MORE SPECIFIC.
- DANGER ZONE!
439
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,123
STOP THE BIKE!
440
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,158
- OH.
GOOD CALL.
441
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,325
- YEAH.
442
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,574
- I GUESS I'LL JUST CALL
THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION
443
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,770
AND TELL THEM
WHAT HAPPENED.
444
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,741
HEY, I CAN'T BE THE FIRST
BLIND GUY TO LOSE A DOG, RIGHT?
445
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,671
HENRY, DO YOU SEE MY PHONE?
446
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,577
- OH, HERE.
447
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,575
HERE, DAD.
- THANKS, BUDDY.
448
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,253
- THAT'S WEIRD.
- WHAT'S WEIRD?
449
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,722
- ELVIS LEFT WITHOUT EATING
ANY OF HIS FOOD.
450
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,851
- GOD, I WISH I HAD
THAT KIND OF DISCIPLINE.
451
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,686
[sneezes]
452
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,861
- MATTHEW HOROWITZ'S OFFICE,
PLEASE.
453
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,729
- THE PANTRY.
454
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,801
BUDDY!
- OH! HI!
455
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,170
- HEY, GUYS, KEEP IT DOWN.
I'M ON THE PHONE.
456
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,239
YEAH, MR. HOROWITZ, THERE'S
NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS.
457
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,139
- DAD, HENRY FOUND ELVIS.
458
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,541
- THANKS
FOR THE GREAT GUIDE DOG.
459
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,812
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
LET'S TALK SOON.
460
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:58,151
WELL DONE, PAL.
CONSIDER YOURSELF UNGROUNDED.
461
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,308
- SWEET.
[Elvis barks]
462
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,823
- OKAY, MEL,
463
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,851
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
464
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,616
- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
465
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,755
- YOU PUT ELVIS
IN THE PANTRY.
466
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,702
KIND OF LIKE WHAT YOU DID
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
467
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,668
TAKING YOUR BROTHER
TO THE MUSEUM THE DAY BEFORE
468
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,798
AND MEMORIZING
ALL THOSE PAINTINGS.
469
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,473
- YEAH, WELL, THAT TRICK
GOT ME A SECOND DATE.
470
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:27,513
- THAT SECOND DATE
GOT US KATIE.
471
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,780
- YOU SAID HENRY NEEDED
TO BE NEEDED.
472
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,610
YOU THINK TWO DIVORCED PEOPLE
CAN KEEP A LITTLE SECRET?
473
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,517
- KATIE ONLY TOLD ME
WHAT DAD DID YEARS LATER.
474
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,319
LIKE I SAID,
HE NEVER LIED,
475
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,162
BUT HE DID TRICK US A LOT.
476
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,619
- HEY.
LOOK WHO I FOUND.
477
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,857
[dog whines]
478
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,662
DAMN IT!
COME ON.
479
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,165
- WHEN PEOPLE SAY
"SEEING-EYE DOG," THEY'RE WRONG.
480
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,629
THE DOG DOESN'T SEE FOR YOU.
481
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,296
IT GUIDES YOU SAFELY
482
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,866
IN THE DIRECTION
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HEADING.
483
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,838
WHILE AT FIRST I THOUGHT ELVIS
WAS BREAKING OUR FAMILY UP,
484
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,807
IT TURNS OUT
THAT BIG BALL OF FUR
485
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,446
WAS REALLY BRINGING US
CLOSER TOGETHER.
486
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,852
THE DIVORCE WOULD ALLOW
ALL OF US TO FINALLY DISCOVER
487
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,287
WHO WE NEEDED TO BE.
488
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,925
FOR MOM, IT WOULD TAKE
A LOT LONGER
489
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,730
THAN ANYONE
WOULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED.
490
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,604
FOR DAD...
- HERE! LONG!
491
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,674
- THIS WOULD BE THE BEGINNING
OF AN AMAZING JOURNEY.
492
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,302
- SHOTGUN PASS!
493
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,808
- AS HARD AS IT WAS
FOR HIM TO GET A GUIDE DOG
494
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,410
AND ADMIT TO THE WORLD
THAT HE WAS BLIND,
495
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,412
IT WAS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
FOR HIM TO BE A GOOD FATHER.
496
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,705
- ELVIS!
- GOOD BOY.
497
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,877
- HEY, BUDDY,
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
498
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,556
- AT THE TIME, I WOULD HAVE
CHANGED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING
499
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,267
THAT WAS HAPPENING.
500
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,969
- THIS IS NOT MY APARTMENT.
501
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,500
THIS IS OUR APARTMENT.
502
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,866
- BUT LOOKING BACK...
503
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,906
I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.
504
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,613
[car horn blares]
505
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,775
- HENRY, LET'S GO!
506
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,954
- IF IT GETS BAD,
GRAB THE GOLDFISH
507
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,553
AND GO TO THE SCHUMAKERS'.
508
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,385
[Under Pressure playing]
509
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,520
- LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU.
510
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,926
- THAT DAY I LEARNED SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD HAVE TO LEARN
511
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,699
OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
512
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,928
- HEY, GUIDE DOG OUT HERE.
513
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,874
- THAT SOMETIMES
THE TOUGH MOMENTS IN LIFE
514
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,500
OFTEN MAKE WAY
FOR GREATER THINGS
515
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,966
THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
516
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,914
- DO YOU LIVE HERE?
517
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,940
- * PRESSURE
PUSHING DOWN ON ME *
518
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,446
- YEAH.
I GUESS I DO.
519
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,349
- YOU'RE LUCKY
YOUR DAD'S BLIND.
520
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,582
THEY DON'T LET US HAVE DOGS
IN THE BUILDING.
521
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,918
- OH.
522
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,423
- * SPLITS A FAMILY IN TWO
523
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,815
* PUTS PEOPLE ON STREETS
524
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,556
- MY MOM SMOKES A PIPE.
525
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,691
- WHAT?
526
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,886
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
EVERYTHING.
527
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,828
- OH.
I'M JENNY.
528
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,833
- OH, I'M--
529
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,995
- SWEETIE, DINNER.
530
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,374
- SEE YOU AROUND.
531
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,813
*
[Elvis barks]
532
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,870
- RIGHT?
533
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,677
- * CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES
ONE MORE CHANCE? *
534
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,711
* WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE
535
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,051
- THAT'S MY BOY.
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