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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:05,436 2 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:06,543 [Queen and David Bowie's Under Pressure playing] 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,406 - I JUST WONDER IF IT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN FOR ME, 4 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,714 YOU KNOW, GIRL-WISE. 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,346 - TRUST ME, HENRY. YOU'LL MEET A GIRL 6 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,252 WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. 7 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:19,094 LET'S JUST HOPE IT HAPPENS WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE HAIR. 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,660 - WHEN I WAS 11, MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,259 WHICH MADE ME LIKE 50% OF KIDS IN AMERICA. 10 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,332 - OKAY, TELL ME WHICH TREE TO CUT DOWN. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,330 - ONE KIND OF HUGE DIFFERENCE WAS... 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,204 - THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 13 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,273 - MY DAD WAS BLIND. 14 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:37,372 AS IN "CAN'T SEE THE TREE HE'S ABOUT TO CUT DOWN" BLIND. 15 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:40,835 - * PRESSURE PUSHING DOWN ON ME * 16 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,684 - MOM GAVE ME THAT DELIGHTFUL HAIR CUT, 17 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,350 AND, DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, SHE CAN SEE FINE. 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,118 - TWO QUICK THINGS-- HOW TALL IS THE TREE, 19 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,518 AND WHERE'S THE HOUSE? - WOW. 20 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,391 SUPER TALL AND OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER. 21 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,320 - MY LEFT SHOULDER. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 22 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,315 LET'S JUST GO GET SOME ICE CREAM. 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,527 I'LL BUY. - NONSENSE. 24 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,728 MY KIDS WANT A POOL, THEY'RE GETTING A POOL. 25 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,800 OKAY, THIS IS NOW A DANGER ZONE. 26 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,232 GO INSIDE UNTIL I YELL, "SAFETY ZONE." 27 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,367 - BUT SHOULDN'T WE JUST-- 28 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,601 - DANGER ZONE. 29 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:14,107 - * TOMORROW GETS ME HIGHER 30 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,182 * PRESSURE ON PEOPLE 31 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:19,450 * PEOPLE ON STREETS [scatting] 32 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,320 - WHY IS HE WEARING SAFETY GLASSES? 33 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,119 - SAFETY GLASSES? 34 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:26,891 THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 35 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,490 - * CHIPPIN' AROUND - MEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 36 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,264 THOSE ARE MY GOOD GARDENING GLOVES. 37 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,504 HIS HANDS SWEAT LIKE FEET. 38 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,329 - AND HIS EYES DON'T WORK. 39 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,795 - [scatting] 40 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,503 * 41 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,306 - TIMBER! 42 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,740 SAFETY ZONE. 43 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,777 - * OKAY - ONE DOWN, 44 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,152 THREE TO GO. 45 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,752 - * CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES ONE MORE CHANCE? * 46 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,615 * WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE 47 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,893 * THAT ONE MORE CHANCE? 48 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,692 * WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE, GIVE LOVE * 49 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,255 * GIVE LOVE, GIVE LOVE * 50 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,425 * GIVE LOVE, GIVE LOVE 51 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:13,433 * 52 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,397 - IT WASN'T CRAZY THAT MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED. 53 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,937 WHAT WAS CRAZY WAS THE WAY I FOUND OUT. 54 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,342 FIRST, A LITTLE BACK STORY. 55 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,384 - FISHER EXPLODES INTO THE BACK FIELD. 56 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,650 WHAT HE LACKS IN SIZE HE MORE THAN MAKES UP FOR IN SPIRIT. 57 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,208 - DAD WENT BLIND WHEN HE WAS 12. 58 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,377 - HE'S ON THE 30, THE 20, 59 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,846 HE IS NOT FORGETTING ABOUT THE BIG TREE, 60 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,953 HE'S FAST, HE'S QUICK... 61 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,255 - HE'S GOT ONE MORE PLAY BEFORE CLARINET PRACTICE. 62 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,888 - BUT HE NEVER LET THE FACT THAT HE COULDN'T SEE 63 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,193 KEEP HIM FROM DOING ANYTHING, 64 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,286 EVEN WHEN IT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE. 65 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,728 - CUT HARDER. - I KNOW. I KNOW. 66 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,703 [thud] OH. 67 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,342 THERE. IN. PERFECT. 68 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,338 - ARE YOU SURE? 69 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:53,970 - WHICH ONE'S BLIND AGAIN? 70 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,577 - WITH THE DIVORCE COMING, MOM WAS ON A QUEST TO FIND HERSELF, 71 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,250 AND ALONG THE WAY SHE FOUND A TON OF NEW THINGS. 72 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,380 - BUTTON, SHOULD I GET ONE OF THESE WATER BRAS? 73 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,576 - MOM, I'M YOUR SON. 74 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,587 - WHICH IS WHY I TRUST YOUR OPINION. 75 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,719 SEE, NEW MOM, OLD MOM. 76 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,655 NEW MOM, OLD M-- - GET THE BRA. 77 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,230 - OKAY. 78 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,259 - I'M NEVER GONNA GET MY LICENSE. 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,334 YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING YOUR LICENSE. 80 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,403 - KATIE, YOU'RE A FISHER. 81 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,531 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR MIND TO. 82 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,537 - GET READY, PEOPLE. HERE IT COMES. 83 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,369 - I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL BLIND. 84 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,305 - YOU DO REALIZE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPETE WITH THAT. 85 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:30,011 - I DO. SWEETIE, YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THIS. 86 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,813 YOU JUST NEED TO BE SHOWN HOW. 87 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:36,746 - UH-OH. MOM, DAD'S GONNA-- 88 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,987 WHAT IS THAT? 89 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,121 - IT'S AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE. 90 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,455 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ON ME TO QUIT SMOKING THE OTHER ONES. 91 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:47,432 HUH? IT'S MANGO. 92 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,531 MEL, YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING. 93 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,834 - AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SMOKING AIR FRESHENERS. 94 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,896 WHY DON'T YOU SLAP ON A PATCH LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE? 95 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:58,535 - YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS I WOULD LOOK WITH A PATCH? 96 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,342 - OKAY. HERE WE GO. 97 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,614 TELL ME WHEN I'M LINED UP WITH THEIR BUMPER. 98 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,753 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA-- NOW! NOW! 99 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,278 - TURN THE WHEELS TO THE LEFT 100 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,324 UNTIL YOU'RE LINED UP WITH THE REAR BUMPER 101 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,579 OF THEIR CAR. - YOU'RE THERE. YOU'RE THERE. 102 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,887 - THEN YOU TURN BACK THIS WAY, 103 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,590 AND YOU DROP IT RIGHT IN. 104 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,359 - DAD! - MEL! 105 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,727 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 106 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,525 - NEXT TO MY DAD, THE COOLEST GUY I KNEW 107 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,367 WAS MY BEST FRIEND RUNYEN. 108 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,503 - MEL, BABY. 109 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,308 KHAKIS GO WITH EVERYTHING. 110 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:35,710 SMART. SUSPENDERS AND A BELT? 111 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,353 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PASS 112 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,708 BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE "EYES NO WORKY" THING. 113 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,717 - HELLO, RUNYEN. 114 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,579 YOU KNOW, I'D KICK YOU OUT IF I DIDN'T THINK 115 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,347 IT WAS IMPORTANT FOR MY SON TO HAVE BLACK FRIENDS. 116 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,086 - [laughs] 117 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,491 - WELL PLAYED. TOUCHE. 118 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,434 COFFEE? 119 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,060 - RUNYEN WAS ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE OUTSIDE OUR FAMILY 120 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,395 WHO KNEW DAD WAS BLIND. 121 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,530 THAT'S RIGHT. BEFORE THE DIVORCE, 122 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,066 DAD ACTUALLY HID HIS BLINDNESS. 123 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,040 - BILL DUFFY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET-- 124 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,369 - MEL FISHER. 125 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,705 - HE NEVER LIED TO ANYONE. 126 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,339 BUT HE DID TRICK 'EM A LOT. 127 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,776 - COME HERE. YOU ARE NOT TOO BIG 128 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,750 TO GET A HUG FROM YOUR OLD MAN. 129 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,979 WHAT DO WE GOT? - TABLE IS TEN STEPS AWAY, 130 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,124 EMPTY CHAIR'S AT 6:00, GLEN'S ON THE LEFT, 131 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,619 AND HIS FLY IS WIDE OPEN. 132 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,893 - SAM, MEL FISHER. 133 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,464 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 134 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,793 I BROUGHT OUR YOUNGEST ASSOCIATE. 135 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,427 TAE KWON DO GOT CANCELLED. 136 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:31,932 GLEN, BARN DOOR. 137 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,897 - WITH ME AT HIS SIDE, 138 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,436 I COULD HELP HIM WITH ANYTHING. 139 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,971 - DUDE, AT THIS POINT, 140 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,666 I BASICALLY OWN YOU. 141 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,108 - OW! - EXCEPT THAT DAMN COFFEE TABLE. 142 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,953 - EVERY TIME. - MEL, BABY, MY HOTELS. 143 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,719 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 144 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:48,918 - FOR AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER, 145 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,619 I WAS HIS HUMAN GUIDE DOG. 146 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,951 WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED 147 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,756 WHEN HE GOT A REAL ONE. 148 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,728 - SWEET. WE GOT A DOG? 149 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,058 - BUTTON, SIT DOWN. 150 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,062 YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE SOMETHING WE WANT TO TELL YOU. 151 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,425 - REALLY? WE'RE DOING THIS NOW? 152 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,495 - THIS IS AWESOME. - [sneezes] 153 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,074 - YEAH, WAIT, I THOUGHT WE COULDN'T GET A DOG 154 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,541 BECAUSE MOM'S... - [sneezes] 155 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,610 - ALLERGIC. 156 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,109 - HENRY, IT'S A SEEING-EYE DOG. 157 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,441 - THE CORRECT TERM IS GUIDE DOG. 158 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,147 HE DOESN'T SEE FOR ME. HE GUIDES ME. 159 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,548 HE'S LIKE A GPS. 160 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,180 - A GPS THAT JUST ATE MY NEW WATER BRA. 161 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,824 - WHICH SOMEBODY LEFT ON A LOW TABLE. 162 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,520 HENRY, LOOK, SON, 163 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:28,163 WHEN TWO PARTIES HAVE ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT 164 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,718 AND THEY'VE REACHED AN IMPASSE, 165 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,117 BOTH PARTIES RESERVE THE RIGHT-- - MEL, COME ON. 166 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,028 WE CAN'T DANCE AROUND THIS. 167 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,900 HENRY, WHEN TWO TREES GROW BESIDE EACH OTHER 168 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,530 AND ONE TREE CAN'T GROW IN THE SHADE OF THE OTHER, 169 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,698 IT MIGHT WANT TO SPREAD ITS WINGS. 170 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,436 - SORRY, TREES HAVE WINGS? - YES, THEY DO, MEL, 171 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,442 AND THEY WOULD LIKE TO ENROLL IN SOME COURSES 172 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,883 AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 173 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,508 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HONEY? 174 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,154 - MM-HMM. CAN WE NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME? 175 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:56,550 - ABSOLUTELY. - NO, JOYCE, NO, HE HAS A NAME. 176 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,894 IT'S ELVIS. - OH, WHAT ABOUT CHEWBACCA? 177 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,219 - WHATEVER YOU WANT, SWEETHEART. 178 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,563 - NO, NO. - [sneezes] 179 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:02,459 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 180 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,820 FORGET ABOUT THE DOG AND THE NAME AND-- 181 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,227 AAGH, GOD, EVERY TIME! 182 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,728 - UNBELIEVABLE. 183 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,460 - [sneezes] 184 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,566 - BUG, WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY-- 185 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,999 - WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER. - WE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAMILY. 186 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,244 - YEAH. - RIGHT ON THE BONE. 187 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,698 - [sneezes] 188 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,637 - DAD'S MOVING OUT. 189 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,842 THAT'S WHY HE GOT THE DOG. 190 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,014 - AND THAT WAS THE SUPER SMOOTH WAY 191 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,583 MY PARENTS TOLD ME THEY WERE GETTING DIVORCED. 192 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,924 A LOT OF KIDS BLAME THEMSELVES 193 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:29,919 FOR THEIR PARENTS' DIVORCE. 194 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,920 - THANK YOU. 195 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,792 FORWARD. 196 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,691 - BUT THIS ONE I WAS PRETTY CERTAIN WAS THE DOG'S FAULT. 197 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,963 - WELL, WE'RE EITHER GOING TO NEED THE BATHROBES BACK, 198 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:42,562 OR WE'RE GOING TO CHARGE YOU THE $295. 199 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,856 I GOT TO GO. 200 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,927 CAN I HELP YOU? - YES. CHECKING IN. 201 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,036 - OKAY, NO, NO, NO. NO DOGS ALLOWED. 202 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,268 - IT'S OKAY. HE'S A GUIDE DOG. 203 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,272 - YEAH. NO. NO PETS. 204 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,535 DID YOU SEE THE SIGN? 205 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,684 - I DID NOT. 206 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:59,749 - RIGHT. WELL, WE HAVE A VERY STRICT "NO PETS" POLICY. 207 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,520 - I HAVE A STRICT "DON'T BREAK THE LAW" POLICY. 208 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,850 - OOH, YEAH, 209 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,745 KEVIN, IF YOU CAN STILL TAKE A SICK DAY, 210 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,787 I'D DO IT. 211 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,162 - I AM A BLIND ATTORNEY. 212 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,790 - CANNOT SEE A THING. 213 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,925 - AND CALIFORNIA CIVIL CODE 54.1 MAKES IT ILLEGAL 214 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,262 TO DENY LODGING TO ANYONE USING A SERVICE ANIMAL. 215 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:20,227 - IT'S A CIVIL CODE, KEV. OUR HANDS ARE TIED. 216 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,767 - IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A ROOM RIGHT NOW, 217 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,872 I WILL SUE YOU SO HARD THAT WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, 218 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,114 YOU'LL BE CALLING THIS THE MEL FISHER HOTEL. 219 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,109 [Elvis barks] 220 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,651 - YOU KNOW A GOOD LAWYER, KEV? 'CAUSE I DO. 221 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,222 - MM. - AH. 222 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,151 - BOY, OUR NEW FRIEND KEVIN REALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF 223 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,657 WITH THESE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES. 224 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:44,289 - YEAH, THAT LAST BITE WAS, LIKE, ALL FUDGE. 225 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:48,164 - HOW THOSE VEAL CHOPS TREATING YOU, ELVIS? 226 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,595 - IT'S 5:09 P.M. 227 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,332 - UH-OH, I PROMISED YOUR MOM I'D HAVE YOU HOME FOR DINNER, 228 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,097 SO, WHATEVER SHE'S MAKING, YOU'RE HUNGRY. 229 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,666 - OR, OR I COULD STAY HERE 230 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,136 AND HELP YOU NAVIGATE THE HOTEL. 231 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,683 - BUDDY, LISTEN-- 232 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,009 - OOH, THEY HAVE A COUPLE'S MASSAGE. 233 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,214 THAT COULD BE FUN. 234 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,776 - THERE'S NOTHING I'D LOVE MORE, 235 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,215 BUT MOM'S EXPECTING YOU. 236 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,290 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I GOT ELVIS. 237 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,361 - AND BEFORE I EVEN GOT THE HOT FUDGE OFF MY FACE, 238 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:27,696 MY JOB HAD BEEN OUTSOURCED TO A DOG. 239 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,877 - DAD MAY HAVE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOTEL, 240 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,249 BUT AT LEAST WHEN I GOT HOME MOM WAS WAITING FOR ME 241 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,949 WITH OPEN ARMS... AND A VACUUM. 242 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,252 - I LOVE YOU, PEANUT, BUT YOU'RE COVERED IN DOGGY DANDER. 243 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,394 [turns vacuum on] ARMS UP. 244 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,889 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGES 245 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,192 GOING ON, WE ARE STILL JUST A REGULAR FAMILY. 246 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,125 OKAY? ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND. 247 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,731 I GOT TO VACUUM YOUR BUTT. THANK YOU. 248 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:03,095 - I THOUGHT I WAS STAYING OVER, BUT I GUESS HE DOESN'T NEED ME. 249 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,106 [vacuum stops] 250 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,138 - BUDDY, I PROMISE YOU, 251 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,935 AS SOON AS DAD GETS AN APARTMENT, 252 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,907 YOU CAN STAY WITH HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 253 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,306 [door opens and shuts] 254 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,317 - DID I MISS IT? DID YOU SEE MOM'S NEW TOY? 255 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,220 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 256 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,963 - IS THAT A-- - PIPE? 257 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,189 YOU BETCHA. 258 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,393 - YOU GUYS SAID THE ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE LOOKED RIDICULOUS, 259 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995 AND I AM A MOM WHO LISTENS. 260 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,958 - SO JUST TO RECAP, 261 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,827 MY DAD REPLACED ME WITH A GUIDE DOG, 262 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,365 AND MY MOM BECAME POPEYE. 263 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,910 IT WAS A BIG WEEK FOR THE FISHER FAMILY. 264 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,208 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, OKAY? 265 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,040 YOU GOT TO FIND SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DO THAT ELVIS CAN'T. 266 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,036 - LIKE WHAT? 267 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,777 - LIKE TEACH MEL BABY THE LATEST DANCE MOVES. 268 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,345 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S IT. - YEAH, I MEAN, 269 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,852 I'VE NEVER SEEN A DOG THAT CAN POP-AND-LOCK. 270 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,115 [beat-boxing] 271 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,794 - NO, LOOK. 272 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,264 I'M GONNA GET MY DAD AN APARTMENT. 273 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,031 THAT'S SOMETHING A DOG CAN'T DO. 274 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,230 - AND THAT'S ALSO SOMETHING A SIXTH GRADER CAN'T DO. 275 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,162 EH-EH-EH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 276 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,267 YOU CANNOT LEAVE A FIELD TRIP. 277 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,198 - COVER FOR ME. 278 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:11,074 - WE SIGNED A PERMISSION SLIP. I AM NOT GOING BACK TO KOREA. 279 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,214 - WAIT, SHE'S MAD AT ME? 280 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,080 EVERYBODY BRINGS WINE TO A DINNER PARTY, 281 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,408 BUT I'M NOT EVERYBODY. 282 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,053 THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A CACTUS. 283 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,749 CAN I HELP YOU? 284 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,821 - IS THE APARTMENT STILL AVAILABLE? 285 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,419 - YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME? 286 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,220 - I GUESS TECHNICALLY MY DAD IS. 287 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,422 - OH. WELL, YOU BRING HIM BACK, 288 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,185 AND I'LL GIVE HIM A TOUR, OKAY, AND A STRESS BALL. 289 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,264 MANNY, YOUR BETTER ETIQUETTE BOOKS WILL TELL YOU-- 290 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,233 - HERE'S THE DEAL. MY DAD'S BLIND. 291 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,102 I'M GONNA BE HIS EYES ON THIS. 292 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,170 IF I LIKE THE PLACE, HE'LL LIKE THE PLACE. 293 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,269 SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME THAT TOUR? 294 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,166 THIS COULD WORK. 295 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,275 OOH, THIS MOLDING IS FANTASTIC. 296 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,809 THIS IS A TINY BEDROOM. 297 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,275 - IT'S A PANTRY. 298 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,953 - THIS IS A HUGE PANTRY. 299 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,222 WHAT ABOUT DOGS, FRED? 300 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,090 ARE THEY ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING? 301 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,289 - NO PETS. - BUT WHAT ABOUT GUIDE DOGS? 302 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,991 CIVIL CODE 54.1 SAYS YOU HAVE TO ALLOW THEM. 303 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,094 - WELL, THEN I GUESS WE'RE GONNA ALLOW THEM. 304 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,196 HOW OLD ARE YOU? - 11 1/2. 305 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,058 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 306 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:15,497 - 43... 1/2. 307 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,465 - SO YOU SHREDDED THE PAPERS? - OBJECTION. 308 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,444 - THIS IS NOT A TRIAL, JUST A DEPOSITION. 309 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,472 YOU'LL ANSWER. - I DID, BUT ONLY BECAUSE 310 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,438 I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE RELEVANT TO THE CASE. 311 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,206 - RANDOM PAPERS, NOT RELEVANT, 312 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,405 YOU THOUGHT, "LET'S GO AHEAD AND SHRED 'EM." 313 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,116 - THAT'S RIGHT. - OBJECTION. 314 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,218 - TELL ME YOU GOT EVERY WORD OF THAT, JANICE. 315 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,919 - ALL THE WAY THROUGH "TELL ME YOU GOT 316 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,121 EVERY WORD OF THAT, JANICE." - I LOVE YOU. 317 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,463 TYPE THAT. DON'T TYPE THAT. - OH. 318 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,288 - CAN WE PLEASE ADJOURN UNTIL TOMORROW? 319 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,834 - THE THING IS WE'RE ALL HERE TODAY. 320 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,560 - YOU GOT A PHONE CALL. HENRY'S PRINCIPAL. 321 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,164 HE WAS CURSING A LOT FOR AN EDUCATOR. 322 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,467 - BUT IF TOMORROW'S BETTER FOR EVERYONE, 323 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,128 I SAY WE DO THAT. 324 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,937 HIP-UP. 325 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,969 - IS THIS NOT YOUR SIGNATURE? 326 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,165 DID YOU NOT AGREE TO STAY WITH THE GROUP AND SAY NO TO DRUGS? 327 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,137 - I NEEDED TO FIND MY DAD AN APARTMENT. 328 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,146 - JOYCE AND I HAVE SEPARATED. 329 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,248 IT WAS MUTUAL. NOT THAT YOU ASKED. 330 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,580 BUT JUST TO BE CLEAR. - THAT'S TOUGH STUFF. 331 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,215 WENDY AND I HAVE TAKEN A BIT OF A T.O. OURSELVES. 332 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,852 - THE PLACE IS GREAT, DAD. 333 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,357 IT'S AN OLD CONVERTED BAKERY. 334 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,158 IT SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPING IN A MUFFIN. 335 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,960 - THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE APARTMENT. 336 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,193 ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE MUFFINS. 337 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,997 BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOU WANDERING OFF 338 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,329 DOWN GRIFFIN STREET LIKE THE SCHOOL RULES DON'T APPLY TO YOU. 339 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,995 - GRIFFIN STREET? THAT'S A SWEET SECTION OF TOWN. 340 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,235 THE POINT IS YOU CAN'T JUST GO WANDERING OFF FROM A FIELD-- 341 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,312 IS THERE LAUNDRY IN THE BUILDING? 342 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,369 - FOUR WASHERS, THREE DRYERS. 343 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,577 - CABLE? - INCLUDED. 344 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,038 - BASIC. - PREMIUM. 345 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,907 - SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. - OKAY, I THINK 346 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,145 WE'RE ALL SOLD ON THE APARTMENT. 347 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,510 CAN WE GET BACK TO WHAT MY SON DID? 348 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,547 - I THINK I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH THIS, MEL, 349 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,582 AND I COMPLETELY AGREE. 350 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,116 I THINK, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 351 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,591 DISCIPLINE SHOULD COME FROM HOME ON THIS ONE. 352 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,589 AND IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN. 353 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:45,331 LINDA, PULL UP WESTSIDE RENTALS. 354 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,164 - DID HE JUST LEAVE? 355 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,325 - YUP. BOOM. 356 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,103 THAT WAS EASY. 357 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,303 DON'T WORRY. I GAVE THE MANAGER A $12 DEPOSIT. 358 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,436 THAT APARTMENT ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 359 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,271 - NEITHER ARE YOU. YOUR MOM AND I TALKED, 360 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,137 AND WE DECIDED YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED. 361 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,135 - WHAT? - YEAH. 362 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,876 - YOU KNOW, WHEN BOBBY LACITO'S PARENTS SPLIT, 363 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,252 HE GOT A DIRT BIKE. 364 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,479 - AWESOME. YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS. 365 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,275 BOOM. 366 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,617 IS THAT RIGHT? THERE'S A HAND THING, RIGHT? 367 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,321 - YEAH. 368 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,993 - SO I HAD SCORED MY DAD THIS SWEET APARTMENT 369 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,263 WHERE HE AND HIS WORK BUDDIES COULD TOAST THEIR BIG WIN. 370 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,331 - THEY SETTLED FOR THE FULL AMOUNT. 371 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,101 WHO SETTLES FOR THE FULL AMOUNT? 372 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,330 - BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER THERE CELEBRATING WITH THEM. 373 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,925 [Elvis barks] - SHH. HERE YOU GO. 374 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,097 - THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY POTATO CHIP. 375 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,996 - HAVE A GREAT DAY. THANK YOU. 376 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,508 - INSTEAD, I WAS DOING TIME AT THE MALL 377 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,439 WHERE MOM WAS TRYING ON KATIE'S JEANS 378 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,175 AND HER ADOLESCENCE. 379 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,950 - THESE PANTS HURT. 380 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,309 THAT'S HOW I KNOW THEY LOOK GOOD. 381 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:44,317 - MOM, YOU CAN'T BUY THE SAME PANTS AS ME. 382 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,291 - WHY NOT? THEY ARE AWESOME. 383 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,659 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GETTING THE BELT. 384 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,188 SHOULD I GET THE BELT? CAN I TRY ON THE BELT? 385 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,233 - YOU MAY NOT. HENRY. 386 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,429 TELL MOM TO TAKE OFF HER PANTS. 387 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,560 - CAN WE ALL JUST KEEP OUR PANTS ON? 388 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,996 [cell phone ringing] 389 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,072 HEY, DAD. - I NEED YOU 390 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,400 TO COME OVER RIGHT AWAY. 391 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,044 ELVIS GOT OUT. 392 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,700 - OKAY. 393 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,007 I'M JUST GONNA SAY WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING. 394 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,580 THAT IS NOT THE TUSH OF A MOM. 395 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,083 . 396 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,087 - I TOOK ELVIS FOR A WALK, AND WHEN WE GOT BACK, 397 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:19,948 I WENT INTO THE PANTRY TO GET HIS FOOD, 398 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,987 AND I GUESS I MUST HAVE LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN. 399 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,232 - GOD. THIS PLACE IS GREAT. 400 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,028 I WISH I COULD LIVE HERE. 401 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,700 - GUYS, MISSING GUIDE DOG. - RIGHT. 402 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,069 I'LL TAKE SHERLOCK. YOU GO WITH MAGOO. 403 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,969 - HENRY? 404 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,582 THANKS, BUDDY. 405 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,124 - ELVIS, COME ON! 406 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,990 - ELVIS! 407 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,119 - WHERE ARE YOU? 408 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,163 ELVIS! - ELVIS! 409 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,589 [toy squeaking] 410 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,034 - ELVIS! ELVIS! 411 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,130 YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN. 412 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:06,172 - I'M GOING SIX. 413 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,139 - UGH, I REALLY GOT TO START JOGGING AGAIN. 414 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,699 - ELVIS! 415 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,138 - CAN YOU GO ANY FASTER? 416 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,283 - YOU WEIGH LIKE 4,000 POUNDS. 417 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,038 - SWITCH. - WHAT? 418 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,247 - I'M DRIVING. - NO WAY. 419 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,048 - I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL BLI-- 420 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,480 - JUST TAKE THE BIKE. 421 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,184 - QUICK QUESTION: INSTAGRAM, 422 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,147 IS THAT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE DOING? 423 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,256 - ACTUALLY, NONE OF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE DOING-- 424 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,429 THE PIPE, THE WATER BRA, MY JEANS. 425 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,529 YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE TO BE A TEENAGER. 426 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,101 - OH, I KIND OF DIDN'T. 427 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,359 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T DONE THE MATH, 428 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,327 I WAS VERY YOUNG WHEN I HAD YOU. 429 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,226 - ACCIDENT. MESSAGE RECEIVED. 430 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,068 - I WENT FROM BEING SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER TO BEING SOMEONE'S WIFE 431 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,114 TO BEING SOMEONE'S MOTHER. 432 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,738 - WELL, WHILE WE'RE PUTTING THINGS OUT THERE, 433 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,443 I WOULD RATHER NOT BE MY MOTHER'S MOTHER. 434 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,076 ANY CHANCE WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN? 435 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,353 - ELVIS! 436 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,422 - ELVIS! - A LITTLE RIGHT, 437 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,220 A LITTLE RIGHT. LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! 438 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,822 - BE MORE SPECIFIC. - DANGER ZONE! 439 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,123 STOP THE BIKE! 440 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,158 - OH. GOOD CALL. 441 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,325 - YEAH. 442 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,574 - I GUESS I'LL JUST CALL THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION 443 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,770 AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. 444 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,741 HEY, I CAN'T BE THE FIRST BLIND GUY TO LOSE A DOG, RIGHT? 445 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,671 HENRY, DO YOU SEE MY PHONE? 446 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,577 - OH, HERE. 447 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,575 HERE, DAD. - THANKS, BUDDY. 448 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,253 - THAT'S WEIRD. - WHAT'S WEIRD? 449 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,722 - ELVIS LEFT WITHOUT EATING ANY OF HIS FOOD. 450 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,851 - GOD, I WISH I HAD THAT KIND OF DISCIPLINE. 451 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,686 [sneezes] 452 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,861 - MATTHEW HOROWITZ'S OFFICE, PLEASE. 453 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,729 - THE PANTRY. 454 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,801 BUDDY! - OH! HI! 455 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,170 - HEY, GUYS, KEEP IT DOWN. I'M ON THE PHONE. 456 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,239 YEAH, MR. HOROWITZ, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS. 457 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,139 - DAD, HENRY FOUND ELVIS. 458 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,541 - THANKS FOR THE GREAT GUIDE DOG. 459 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,812 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. LET'S TALK SOON. 460 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:58,151 WELL DONE, PAL. CONSIDER YOURSELF UNGROUNDED. 461 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,308 - SWEET. [Elvis barks] 462 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,823 - OKAY, MEL, 463 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,851 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 464 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,616 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 465 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,755 - YOU PUT ELVIS IN THE PANTRY. 466 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,702 KIND OF LIKE WHAT YOU DID ON OUR FIRST DATE. 467 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,668 TAKING YOUR BROTHER TO THE MUSEUM THE DAY BEFORE 468 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,798 AND MEMORIZING ALL THOSE PAINTINGS. 469 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,473 - YEAH, WELL, THAT TRICK GOT ME A SECOND DATE. 470 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:27,513 - THAT SECOND DATE GOT US KATIE. 471 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,780 - YOU SAID HENRY NEEDED TO BE NEEDED. 472 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,610 YOU THINK TWO DIVORCED PEOPLE CAN KEEP A LITTLE SECRET? 473 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,517 - KATIE ONLY TOLD ME WHAT DAD DID YEARS LATER. 474 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,319 LIKE I SAID, HE NEVER LIED, 475 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,162 BUT HE DID TRICK US A LOT. 476 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,619 - HEY. LOOK WHO I FOUND. 477 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,857 [dog whines] 478 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,662 DAMN IT! COME ON. 479 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,165 - WHEN PEOPLE SAY "SEEING-EYE DOG," THEY'RE WRONG. 480 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,629 THE DOG DOESN'T SEE FOR YOU. 481 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,296 IT GUIDES YOU SAFELY 482 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,866 IN THE DIRECTION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HEADING. 483 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,838 WHILE AT FIRST I THOUGHT ELVIS WAS BREAKING OUR FAMILY UP, 484 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,807 IT TURNS OUT THAT BIG BALL OF FUR 485 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,446 WAS REALLY BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER. 486 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,852 THE DIVORCE WOULD ALLOW ALL OF US TO FINALLY DISCOVER 487 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,287 WHO WE NEEDED TO BE. 488 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,925 FOR MOM, IT WOULD TAKE A LOT LONGER 489 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,730 THAN ANYONE WOULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED. 490 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,604 FOR DAD... - HERE! LONG! 491 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,674 - THIS WOULD BE THE BEGINNING OF AN AMAZING JOURNEY. 492 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,302 - SHOTGUN PASS! 493 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,808 - AS HARD AS IT WAS FOR HIM TO GET A GUIDE DOG 494 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,410 AND ADMIT TO THE WORLD THAT HE WAS BLIND, 495 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,412 IT WAS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT FOR HIM TO BE A GOOD FATHER. 496 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,705 - ELVIS! - GOOD BOY. 497 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,877 - HEY, BUDDY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 498 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,556 - AT THE TIME, I WOULD HAVE CHANGED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING 499 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,267 THAT WAS HAPPENING. 500 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,969 - THIS IS NOT MY APARTMENT. 501 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,500 THIS IS OUR APARTMENT. 502 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,866 - BUT LOOKING BACK... 503 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,906 I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING. 504 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,613 [car horn blares] 505 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,775 - HENRY, LET'S GO! 506 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,954 - IF IT GETS BAD, GRAB THE GOLDFISH 507 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,553 AND GO TO THE SCHUMAKERS'. 508 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,385 [Under Pressure playing] 509 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,520 - LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 510 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,926 - THAT DAY I LEARNED SOMETHING THAT I WOULD HAVE TO LEARN 511 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,699 OVER AND OVER AGAIN... 512 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,928 - HEY, GUIDE DOG OUT HERE. 513 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,874 - THAT SOMETIMES THE TOUGH MOMENTS IN LIFE 514 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,500 OFTEN MAKE WAY FOR GREATER THINGS 515 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,966 THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 516 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,914 - DO YOU LIVE HERE? 517 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,940 - * PRESSURE PUSHING DOWN ON ME * 518 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,446 - YEAH. I GUESS I DO. 519 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,349 - YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR DAD'S BLIND. 520 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,582 THEY DON'T LET US HAVE DOGS IN THE BUILDING. 521 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,918 - OH. 522 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,423 - * SPLITS A FAMILY IN TWO 523 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,815 * PUTS PEOPLE ON STREETS 524 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,556 - MY MOM SMOKES A PIPE. 525 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,691 - WHAT? 526 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,886 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 527 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,828 - OH. I'M JENNY. 528 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,833 - OH, I'M-- 529 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,995 - SWEETIE, DINNER. 530 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,374 - SEE YOU AROUND. 531 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,813 * [Elvis barks] 532 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,870 - RIGHT? 533 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,677 - * CAN'T WE GIVE OURSELVES ONE MORE CHANCE? * 534 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,711 * WHY CAN'T WE GIVE LOVE 535 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,051 - THAT'S MY BOY. 38514

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