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Hey, you guys, guess what?
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Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
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What is the matter with you?
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No. Barry and Mindy.
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Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce,"
I immediately go to Ross. Heh.
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Who's Barry and Mindy?
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Barry was the guy I almost married,
and Mindy was my best friend.
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Wasn't he cheating on you with her?
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That just means he was falling
asleep on top of her instead of me.
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Can you imagine if I'd married him?
How different would my life be?
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I know. I've always wondered
how different life would be...
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...if I'd never gotten divorced.
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- Which time?
- The first time!
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Imagine if Carol hadn't realized
she was a lesbian.
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I can't.
I keep seeing it the good way.
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I bet I'd still be doing my karate.
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Towards the end of our marriage, I did
karate as a way of releasing the tension...
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...from, you know,
not doing anything else physical.
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Maybe the problem was
pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay."
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What if I was still fat?
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You wouldn't be dating me,
that's for sure.
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Sure I would.
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What? You guys think I'm that shallow?
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No, I think Monica was that fat.
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Hey, imagine if I'd never gotten fired
off Days of Our Lives.
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Hey. Hey, there's Carol again.
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What if I had had the guts
to quit my job?
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I'd probably be writing for The New
Yorker, being paid to be funny.
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But my job's fun too.
I mean, tomorrow...
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...I don't have to wear a tie.
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What if I'd taken that job
at Merrill Lynch?
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- What?
- Merrill Lynch?
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A massage client who worked there
said I had a knack for stocks.
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Why didn't you take it?
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At that time, you see, I thought that
everything that rhymed was true.
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So I thought if I worked with stocks...
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...I'd have to live in a box
and only eat lox and have a pet fox.
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Do you think if all those things
happened, we'd still hang out?
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Oh, my God. Rachel Green?
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Aah! Rob Tilman!
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No, heh, no, it's me. Ross.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
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- No. No, no. Ross Geller.
- Of course! Monica's brother.
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- Yeah. Right.
- Wow! How are you?
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- Good. Good, I'm married.
- Oh! Me too! Ha, ha.
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- Isn't it the best?
- Oh, it's the best. Heh.
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- So, um, how's Monica?
- Really, really great.
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Actually, she's right down the street.
Um, you should stop by and say hi.
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- Oh, I would love to.
- Yeah, she'd be so excited.
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- Oh, okay.
- Come on.
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Wait, don't you have to pay for...
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...Busty Ladies?
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No, that's okay. Some kid asked me
to pick it up for him, but I...
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So, Monica,
still going out with Dr. Boring, huh?
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He's not boring. He's just...
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He's just low-key.
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- Here you go, one hazelnut latte.
- Thank you.
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You know, the hazelnut,
actually not a nut.
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It's a seed.
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Wow.
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Can anyone else name a well-known seed
that's been masquerading as a nut?
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Oh, dear God. Let me think.
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Hey.
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Oh, no. What's the matter?
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I got another rejection letter.
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They said my writing was funny,
just not "Archie Comic funny."
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I gotta get back to the hospital.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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Oh, uh, by the way, the answer is
the Brazil nut.
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Was his question,
"What's more boring than him?"
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Hey, man.
Sorry about that Archie thing.
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You, uh, need me
to give you some money?
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Hey, I may have no money,
but I still have my pride.
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Really?
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Eh.
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Joey doesn't have to give you money.
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- TV stars have assistants, right?
- That's an idea.
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If I hire an assistant,
would you take money from her?
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No, Joey.
Chandler could be your assistant.
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He could answer
your fan mail and stuff.
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That would be great! Let's do that!
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I could use the money.
Give me time to write.
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- Great! Welcome aboard.
- Okay!
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All right. I need to use the bathroom.
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Since I don't need assistance
in there, take a break!
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Phoebe.
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- Guess what?
- What?
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Joey just hired Chandler.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Oh! Hang on!
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Hang on!
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Go!
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No. No, no.
I said sell when it hits 50!
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Five-oh! It's a number!
It comes after four-nine!
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
You're allowed one mistake.
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Just kidding. You are of course fired.
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Ugh.
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- Hey, Mon?
- Hey.
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Mon, look who I ran into.
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Oh, my God, Rachel!
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- God, you look terrific!
- Oh, so do you!
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Thanks.
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- Did you lose weight?
- You are so sweet to notice.
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Yes, I lost 3 and a half pounds.
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Ah!
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- You remember my friend Chandler?
- Hi.
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- And that's Phoebe.
- Hi.
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Sit down. Sit down. How long's it
been since we've seen each other?
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1987, the day after Christmas.
Uh, Sean McMahan's party.
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I played you one of my songs.
"Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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- So, now, do you still do music?
- Well, sometimes.
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- Sometime I'll play you...
- Oh, my God!
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Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives
just walked in here!
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- Rach, he's a friend of ours.
- You are friends with Dr. Drake Ramoray?
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It's hard to be friends with Drake...
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...because of his busy schedule
and the fact that he's not real.
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Hey, or I could bring
my keyboard here sometime.
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- He's coming over.
- Joey?
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I know. Here, here.
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Oh.
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No. This is my friend Rachel.
We went to high school together.
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- Ha, ha, hi.
- Hi.
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I...
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I love you on that show.
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- Oh.
- I watch you every day.
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When you took out your
kidney to save your ex-wife...
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...even though
she tried to kill you...
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It's always nice to meet fans.
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- She's not crazy, is she?
- No.
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So, uh, how you doing?
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Hang on.
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Hang on. Hang on.
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Go!
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Who's this?
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Oh, you're gonna like working for me.
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What's your name?
What kind of name is Brindy?
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I... Uh, whatever.
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Stop talking.
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All right, from now on
your name is Joan.
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You can pick your own last name.
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- Hey, there you are.
- Uh-oh, it's my boss.
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All right, here's a list of things
for you to do today.
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This is gonna be so great.
Thank you so much.
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I gotta go to work. I'm delivering
twins, but only one of them is mine.
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"Drop off my dry cleaning.
Pick up my vitamins."
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Teach me how to spell vitamins.
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"Wear in my new jeans."
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- You realize what you are, don't you?
- What?
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You're his bitch.
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No, no! No!
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Wait! You didn't sit on my
Kit Kats did you?
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No, there was a little,
little dip in the market...
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...and I lost $13 million.
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But the Kit Kats are all right?
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What am I gonna do?
I can't call my office, they'll kill me.
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I can't call my clients,
they'll kill themselves!
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- All right, now my chest hurts.
- What?
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My chest hurts. Ugh.
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- Ugh! And now, I can't breathe.
- Are you having a heart attack?
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If I were, would I have shooting
pains up and down my left arm?
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- Yes.
- Then, yes. That is what I'm having.
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Oh, my God!
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Come on, Pheebs, it's not that bad.
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Most people'd be excited if they
didn't work for a couple weeks.
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Most people don't like their jobs.
I love my job.
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I've been not working for three hours,
and I'm already going crazy.
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I miss Joan.
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Honey, a heart attack is nature's
way of telling you to slow down.
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I always thought it was nature's way
of telling you to die. Heh.
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You're not gonna die.
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I mean, you are going to die,
but you're not gonna die today.
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I wish I was dead.
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Let's take a walk.
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You should consider writing for
Talking Out of Your Ass magazine.
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So what's going on with you?
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Well, um, I've been doing a lot more
of my karate.
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- Still a dry spell with Carol?
- Yeah.
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How long has it been since
you've had sex?
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- Well, last weekend...
- That's not so bad.
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...will be two months...
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...since I stopped trying.
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You need to spice things up.
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- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
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You could tie her up.
You could eat stuff off each other.
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Oh.
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- Dirty talk, ménage à trois, toys.
- Wow.
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Role-playing.
You're warden, she's prisoner.
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- You're the pirate, she's the wench.
- Okay, I think I got it.
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You could be two stockbrokers,
rolling naked on the trading floor...
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...and everybody's watching.
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It never happened.
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And over there is Brady's Pub...
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...where I unwind
after a long day of "surgeoning."
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Wow! This is so amazing. What else?
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Well, that is a large piece
of television equipment.
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And, uh, that is an old man.
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- Hey, old man!
- Hey.
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Alrighty. What do you say we head
back to my place?
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Well, wow. Um, you know,
I would really love to, but I shouldn't.
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Why?
Why can't the world stop turning?
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Just for a moment. Just for us.
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Isn't that a line from the show?
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Uh, yeah, but, uh...
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...I may have said
those things before, but...
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...I never truly meant them until now.
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That's a line from the show too!
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Okay, you watch too much TV.
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Joe, here's the freshly-squeezed
orange juice you asked for.
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- Thanks.
- Hi.
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Yeah, there's pulp in that.
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- Yeah?
- Heh.
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I thought we talked about this.
I don't like pulp.
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No pulp. Pulp isn't juice.
All juice. Okay?
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I'm sorry. I guess I just like the pulp.
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God, I'm sorry. I am being so rude.
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Rachel, would you like a soda
or something?
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Because Chandler will
run right out and get it.
221
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,295
Yeah, well, sure,
iced tea would be great.
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Iced tea.
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Okay. Anything for you, sir?
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Did I not just tell him?
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Okay, look, Chandler,
if this is gonna work...
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...you have got to listen.
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You're gonna throw that juice at me,
aren't you?
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It's not all juice.
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Honey, this morning was fun, huh?
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Me hopping in on you
in the shower there?
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Yeah, maybe someday we could get
a place with two bathrooms.
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Look, Carol, um, I was thinking maybe...
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...maybe we can spice things
up a little.
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- What do you mean?
- Carol, our sex life. It's just not...
235
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- Dad!
- Hey there, little fella!
236
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,981
Hey, why don't we get
some shoes on you?
237
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Show Dad how you
put your shoes on in your room.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Yay!
240
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Seriously, our sex life.
241
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,160
I was thinking maybe, I don't know...
242
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:34,205
...we could try some new things,
you know, for fun.
243
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:38,042
- Like what?
- Well, I don't know. Um...
244
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What if we, uh, were to...
245
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,133
...tie each other up?
246
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,728
Um, some people eat stuff
off one another.
247
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,981
Yeah.
248
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,402
Um, you know, we could try dirty talk.
Uh, heh.
249
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,949
- Um, we could have a threesome.
- I love that idea!
250
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,079
Who sold a story to Archie Comics?
251
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,583
Oh, my God, that's so great.
Oh, wow!
252
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,086
You're a published writer.
I wish I had a present.
253
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,963
- Aw.
- Wait a minute.
254
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,509
My last Kit Kat bar.
255
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,391
- You want to share it?
- Okay!
256
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,978
- Hey.
- Hey.
257
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,898
Chandler, I know you're mad.
I'm sorry.
258
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:46,653
I was a total jerk.
Completely over the line.
259
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,905
I just... I hate pulp.
260
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,034
You know how Monica feels
about low-fat mayonnaise?
261
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,495
It's not mayonnaise!
262
00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:01,668
Okay, uh, anyway, I just wanted to say
I'm sorry, and here.
263
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,672
- What's this?
- Fresh-squeezed orange juice, with pulp.
264
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:09,384
- Just the way you like.
- Aw, thanks, man.
265
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,099
Hey, Joey? Chandler sold a story
to Archie Comics.
266
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,519
Oh, my God, that's great! Congratulations!
What's the story?
267
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,022
Oh, you wouldn't care.
It's just a stupid comic book story.
268
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,776
Are you kidding me?
I love Archie and the whole gang.
269
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,574
Well, um, Archie needs money
to fix his jalopy.
270
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,790
Uh, but he doesn't want Reggie
to just give him the money.
271
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,668
So Reggie hires him as his assist...
272
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As his butler.
273
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,174
And makes him do crazy things...
274
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,803
...like bring him milk shakes
that can't have lumps.
275
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,100
Wait a minute.
That sounds a little familiar.
276
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,604
Did they already do that?
I think I read it!
277
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,611
Monica, listen. I have to ask.
278
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:15,074
Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back
to his apartment.
279
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:20,288
- Does he do this with a lot of girls?
- Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot.
280
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,123
Ah! And I'm one of them.
281
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,751
Wow.
282
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:29,464
I just cannot believe this.
I mean, Joey Tribbiani.
283
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,091
It's none of my business,
but aren't you married?
284
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,634
Yeah.
285
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,098
I wish we could just not be married
for a little bit.
286
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:43,227
You know, I just wish we could be,
like, on a break.
287
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,107
Well, you're not.
288
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,819
It's easy for you. You get to
have sex with whoever you want.
289
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,654
Yeah, I can. Ha.
290
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,616
Don't think I don't. I do.
291
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,868
I mean, all the time. You bet!
292
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,247
- Monica?
- Hmm?
293
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,542
You've done it, right?
294
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:13,466
Of course I have. What do you think,
I'm like some 30-year-old virgin?
295
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,053
Oh, my God.
You're a 30-year-old virgin.
296
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,516
Louder. I don't think
the guy in the back heard.
297
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,476
Yeah, I heard it.
298
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,689
It's not like I haven't had
the opportunity.
299
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,983
- I'm waiting for the perfect guy.
- Mm-hm.
300
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,861
I'm seeing this guy Roger.
He's not perfect...
301
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,656
...but, uh, I'm thinking maybe
I should get it over with.
302
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,908
You know, give him my flower.
303
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:46,374
Oh, my God, do it!
Honey, you've waited long enough.
304
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:51,212
- You know what? You are right.
- Sex does not have to be a big deal.
305
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,340
There shouldn't be all these
rules and restrictions.
306
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,677
People should be able to sleep
with whoever, whenever...
307
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,556
Rachel. I'm never gonna think it's okay
for you to cheat on your husband.
308
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,516
Oh, what do you know, virgin?
309
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,232
Phoebe?
310
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,443
Why is smoke coming out
of the bathroom?
311
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,406
Oh, yeah. The doctor said
that could be one of the side effects.
312
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,284
Put the cigarette out.
313
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:25,538
No, it's not a cigarette.
The smoke is coming out of me!
314
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,749
- Put it out.
- Okay, okay!
315
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,130
- I'm so glad you're here.
- Come on.
316
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,717
- I got it. I got it.
- Give it to me! Give it!
317
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,390
Hello?
318
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,976
No, she can't come to the phone now.
319
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,688
Oh, right. No problem.
Okay, bye-bye.
320
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,357
Was it work? Were they mad?
Was it Jack? Did he yell?
321
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,027
No, just relax. Nobody yelled.
322
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,946
Jack was making sure you
were getting better.
323
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,656
Thank God.
324
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,575
Yeah, she's fired.
325
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,081
You've done all you can, Dr. Wesley.
326
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,292
You've got to let her go.
327
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,046
Goodbye and Godspeed, Hope Brady.
328
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,257
Not so fast, Wesley.
329
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,763
- Ramoray.
- That's right, Wesley.
330
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:28,643
I just stopped by to say
that you're not a real doctor.
331
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,188
And that woman's brain is fine.
332
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,066
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
333
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,786
- Hope? Hope?
- Drake.
334
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,371
You're not dying, Hope.
335
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:52,583
You're gonna live a long,
healthy life. With me.
336
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,377
Oh, Drake.
337
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,716
Okay.
338
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,385
Here we go.
339
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,429
Okay. Ahem.
340
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,515
Mm.
341
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,477
Hi, Joey? It's Rachel.
342
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,897
Um, I am free tomorrow night.
343
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,568
Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some
sandwiches.
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