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- MY DAD WAS A ROCK...
- 6:58 A.M.
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- OH, LATE ALREADY.
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- WHICH WAS A GOOD THING
SINCE HE RAN HIS OWN LAW FIRM,
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WAS NEWLY SINGLE IN HIS 50s,
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AND HAD JUST GOTTEN
A GUIDE DOG.
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- ELVIS,
WHAT ARE YOU--
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OKAY, WELL, CASUAL FRIDAY
ON A MONDAY, I GUESS.
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- BUT HE HANDLED ALL THE STRESS
IN HIS LIFE LIKE A PRO,
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PLUS EVERYTHING WE THREW
AT HIM, LIKE...
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- DAD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I CAN'T GET A JOB.
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- GOOD MORNING,
AND YOU HAVE A JOB.
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IT'S TO STUDY
AND GET GOOD GRADES.
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AND YOU COULD AFFORD
TO PUT IN A LITTLE OVERTIME.
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- ANTHONY'S PLACE IS HIRING.
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I'D GET TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
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- NOT HELPING YOUR CASE.
- I'D MAKE MY OWN MONEY.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR
THINGS LIKE EYELASH EXTENSIONS.
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- I WON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING THEM...
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OR A JOB.
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- [sighs]
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
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- 'CAUSE I'M YOUR DAD.
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LOVE YOU.
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COME ON, HENRY.
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STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET.
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- I CERTAINLY
WASN'T HELPING MATTERS.
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- I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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MR. ISERTON'S MAKING US TAKE
ANOTHER QUIZ.
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HE'S GOT SUCH A STICK UP HIS--
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- AH, I WOULDN'T FINISH
THAT SENTENCE
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IF I WERE YOU, YOUNG MAN.
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THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU
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HANGING OUT
WITH THOSE OLDER BOYS.
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- I WAS GONNA SAY,
"STICK UP HIS NOSE."
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- UH-HUH.
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CLEARLY, YOU THINK I HAVE
MY HEAD UP MY NOSE.
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- GOOD MORNING, MEL.
- MORNING, JOYCE.
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- OH, JUST AN FYI--
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I'M EXPECTING MY FIRST ROUND
OF GRADES THIS AFTERNOON,
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AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS,
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SO DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH
FROM ME, WORK-WISE.
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- WELL, GOOD LUCK
WITH THE GRADES
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AND DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH
FROM ME, PAY-WISE.
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- AND THE COPIER
ATE SOME PAPERS.
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THEY LOOKED
SORT OF CONTRACT-Y.
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JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
- NO PROBLEM.
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- THE MAN WAS A ROCK.
THAT WAS NO SECRET.
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- AND THE PEOPLE
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FROM BLAH AND BLAH PUBLISHING
CALLED.
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- BARR AND ROSS?
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- THEY WANT TO HIRE THE BULLDOG
WITH THE GUIDE DOG.
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GET READY TO WORK TWICE
AS MUCH AS YOU ALREADY ARE.
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- BRING IT ON!
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- THE SECRET
WAS THAT SOMETIMES
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EVEN THE HARDEST ROCK
CAN CRUMBLE.
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- [groaning]
OH, MY BACK.
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[thump]
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- BUT DAD DIDN'T WANT US
TO KNOW THAT.
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HE NEVER WANTED ANYONE
TO WORRY ABOUT HIM.
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- MEL, ARE YOU OKAY?
I HEARD A THUMP, THUMP.
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- NEVER BETTER.
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- OKAY.
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- * LET'S TELL THE WORLD
ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE *
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* PLACES WE'VE BEEN
IN THE SETTING SUN *
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* I'VE GOT A SONG
AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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- AND THAT'S WHY,
AS THERAPISTS,
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WE MUST STRIVE
TO ACTIVELY LISTEN...
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ACTIVELY LISTEN.
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I GIVE UP.
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YOUR GRADES SHOULD BE POSTED.
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HAVE AT IT.
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- OH, MY GOD.
I GOT ALL "A"s.
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I GOT STRAIGHT "A"s.
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WAIT. DO "A"s STILL MEAN
THE SAME THING
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THEY DID IN THE EARLY '90s?
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- CONGRATULATIONS, JOYCE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.
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BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'RE GONNA BE A THERAPIST.
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BUT SHH.
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[whispering]
MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WON'T.
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- WOW.
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A THERAPIST.
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THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN.
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THIS IS REALLY
GONNA HAPPEN.
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I'M LOCKED IN.
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- DAD SAID STAY AWAY
FROM THE EIGHTH-GRADERS,
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BUT LOOK AT THEM--
THEY'RE SO COOL.
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- I HEARD JAKE SHAVES.
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- I HEARD HIS BEDTIME'S, LIKE,
11:00 P.M.
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WHAT'S UP?
- WHAT YOU GOT?
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- SHE WAS
AT THE SCHOOL BAKE SALE.
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I JUST PRETENDED I WAS TEXTING,
GOT SOME GOOD SHOTS.
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- NICE.
- THE OLD TEXT-AND-SHOOT TRICK.
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- GOOD JOB.
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WAIT...
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THAT'S MY MOM!
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- [laughing]
OH, MY GOD.
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FISHER, YOUR MOM'S A MILF!
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- YEAH, SHE IS.
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[laughter]
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- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.
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- WHAT'S A MILF?
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- OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO LIKE IT.
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IT'S A LITTLE DEGRADING.
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IT MEANS
"MOM I'D LIKE TO FEEL UP."
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- WHEN I SAW ALL THOSE "A"s,
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IT JUST HIT ME
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
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I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE LAID OUT.
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I'M GOING TO GRADUATE,
OPEN A PRACTICE,
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WRITE THREE TO FIVE
AWARD-WINNING BOOKS, THEN DIE.
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- OKAY.
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- IF YOU TOLD ME
HOW ALL THESE MOVIES END,
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WHY WOULD I COME SEE THEM?
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I HATE SPOILERS.
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I DON'T WANT A SPOILER
IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, OWEN?
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- YES?
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- I DON'T WANT TO BE
A THERAPIST.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLASS
RIGHT NOW.
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I JUST COULDN'T GO.
BUT I CAN'T GO HOME.
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I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY KIDS,
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OH, GOD, AND MY EX?
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IT WAS SO HARD TO TELL THEM
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THAT I WANTED TO START ALL OVER
AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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NOW I HAVE TO TELL THEM
I WANT TO START ALL OVER AGAIN
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ALL OVER AGAIN?
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- IF MOM HAD SHARED THIS WITH US
INSTEAD OF WITH OWEN,
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EVERYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN
BETTER OFF, ESPECIALLY OWEN.
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- ANYWAY,
I'VE GOT THREE HOURS TO KILL.
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WHAT SHOULD I SEE?
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- A THERAPIST.
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- SORRY?
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- DID YOU NEED
YOUR PARKING VALIDATED?
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- YES.
- OKAY.
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- COME ON, BUDDY, SOMETHING'S
OBVIOUSLY BUGGING YOU.
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- NO, I'M TELLING YOU,
I'M FINE.
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YOU CAN'T SEE MY FACE.
IT'S TOTALLY SMILEY.
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- YOU DON'T SEEM FINE.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FROZEN YOGURT
TO CHEER YOU UP?
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- DAD HID HIS BACK PAIN,
AND I HID MY MILF SITUATION.
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- NO WAY.
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- AND KATIE WAS HIDING
A LITTLE SECRET OF HER OWN.
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- WHAT, DID THEY BRING BACK
BAVARIAN MINT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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DO YOU HAVE BAVARIAN MINT,
MA'AM?
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- [French accent]
NO, NOT TODAY.
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SORRY.
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- WHY DON'T YOU SLOWLY LIST
ALL THE FLAVORS FOR US?
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ACTUALLY, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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TWO SMALL CUPS, PLEASE.
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- [grunts]
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HEY, BUDDY, YOU MIND PAYING?
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
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- YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
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COMING FOR YOGURT
DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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- WELL, I AM HONORED THAT YOU'VE
CHOSEN TO GO WITH OUR FIRM.
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AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD
ABOUT ME IS TRUE.
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THEY SUE YOU,
WE SUE THEM BACK TWICE AS HARD.
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- OKAY, HANG IT UP, MEL.
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- ONE SECOND, DOC.
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NO, NO, NO,
NO APOLOGY NECESSARY.
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I AM A BULLDOG.
I'M YOUR BULLDOG.
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OKAY, TALK TO YOU SOON.
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BYE-BYE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MEL?
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- REALLY GREAT.
GOT A GREAT NEW CLIENT, SO--
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AAH!
THAT'S NOT GREAT.
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THAT'S--
OW. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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- MEL, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON
FOR YEARS.
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WE'VE ALREADY DONE THE X-RAYS.
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WE KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
STRUCTURALLY WRONG.
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- TELL THAT TO THE SHIV
IN MY SPINE.
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- LOOK, I REALLY THINK
WE NEED TO REVISIT
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THIS IDEA OF STRESS MANAGEMENT.
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HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT
ABOUT TALKING TO SOMEONE?
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- WHAT, LIKE, A SHRINK?
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JOYCE AND I TRIED THAT ONCE.
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- NOW, I WANT YOU TO THINK
OF THIS AS A SAFE SPACE,
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A NEST OF SORTS.
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- YEAH, I'M DONE.
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WASN'T FOR ME.
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- WELL, THEN WHAT'S YOUR
GO-TO STRESS RELIEVER, HUH?
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ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO DO
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WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE
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AND ALL THE CHANGES
IN YOUR LIFE...
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THE DIVORCE...
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SOMETHING THAT MAKES
YOU FEEL COMPLETELY RELAXED.
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- HELLO?
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[sighs]
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SWEET MAMA SUNRISE.
I HAVE MISSED THIS.
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- GOT ANY MORE PICTURES
OF YOUR MOM?
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- KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALKING,
KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALK--
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- NONE THAT YOU GET TO LOOK AT.
THEY'RE ALL MINE.
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- [laughing]
- WHAT A WEIRDO.
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- WHAT, YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
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- I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
- OH, YEAH?
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[class bell rings]
- ARE THE BREAKS GETTING SHORTER
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AND SHORTER NOW?
MY GOODNESS. BYE.
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- NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, FISHER,
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YOU'RE DEAD.
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- I CAN'T HELP YOU
IF YOU REFUSE TO BE HELPED.
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- DAD WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS
TO COVER HIS TRACKS.
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HE WANTED US TO THINK
THAT ANY PROBLEM,
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NO MATTER HOW BIG,
WOULD ROLL OFF HIS BACK.
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- HEY, DAD.
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- OH, HEY, HENRY.
YOU'RE HOME.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I HAD TO GIVE ELVIS A BATH
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BECAUSE HE GOT SPRAYED
BY A SKUNK.
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AND AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
A TUB AT MY APARTMENT,
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SO THAT'S WHY I'M HERE,
FOR THE DOG...
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AND THE TUB,
FOR THE TUB FOR THE DOG.
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- OH, OKAY.
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- OH, HEY.
HI.
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THEY LET US OUT OF CLASS EARLY
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
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THEY DO THAT IN GRAD SCHOOL.
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- ELVIS GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK.
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THAT'S WHY I'M HERE...
HOLDING A TOWEL.
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- GREAT!
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WELL, I BETTER GET STARTED
ON MY HOMEWORK.
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I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK.
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- DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR
SUCH TIGHT PANTS?
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LIKE, WOULDN'T YOU BE
MORE COMFORTABLE
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IN SWEATPANTS OR SOMETHING?
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GOD.
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- WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, HENRY?
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- NOTHING.
IT'S JUST...
228
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,085
WE--WE LEARNED ABOUT APARTHEID
IN SCHOOL TODAY,
229
00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,218
AND I'M VERY UPSET.
230
00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,894
MAN'S CRUELTY TO MAN...
231
00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,262
- OH, HEY.
HEY, DAD.
232
00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,991
- I HAD TO GIVE ELVIS A BATH
233
00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,927
BECAUSE THE GROOMER'S
SO EXPENSIVE.
234
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,803
- OKAY.
235
00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,143
UH, THIS IS ANTHONY'S VISOR.
236
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,639
GUYS GIVE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS
VISORS NOW.
237
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,012
IT'S, LIKE, A THING.
238
00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,239
- WE WERE SO CONSUMED
WITH KEEPING OUR OWN SECRETS,
239
00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,775
WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT EVERYONE
ELSE WAS KEEPING SECRETS TOO.
240
00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,982
- I'VE GOT HOMEWORK.
- ME TOO.
241
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,724
- ME TOO.
OH, YEAH, I ALREADY SAID THAT.
242
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:41,050
- AND I DON'T LIVE HERE.
243
00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:49,196
.
244
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,229
- HEY, UH, KATIE, REMEMBER,
WHEN WE'RE ON THE CLOCK,
245
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,896
I'M NOT ANTHONY YOUR BOYFRIEND.
246
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:58,865
I'M ANTHONY, ASSISTANT SHIFT
MANAGER AND TOPPINGS CAPTAIN.
247
00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,666
GOOD RULE OF THUMB,
248
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,738
WHEN THE VISOR'S ON,
249
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,105
THE LIPS ARE OFF.
250
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,913
OKAY?
- OKAY.
251
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,945
[cell phone chimes]
252
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,652
OOH, MY MOM JUST SAID
SHE'S STAYING LATE AT SCHOOL,
253
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,115
SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE HOME
FOR DINNER.
254
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,124
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
255
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,085
- NO TEXTING
ON THE FLOOR.
256
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,294
- JEEZ.
257
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,755
SORRY, BOSS.
258
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,963
- WELL,
YOU'RE ALREADY ON THIN ICE
259
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,925
FOR ABUSING
YOUR SAMPLING PRIVILEGES, OKAY?
260
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,634
DON'T MAKE ME WRITE YOU UP.
261
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,337
- THERE ARE TWO WAYS
THIS'LL END.
262
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,598
YOUR MOM GETS FAT,
263
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,797
OR YOU FIGHT JAKE.
264
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,208
EITHER WAY,
GENETICS ARE AGAINST YOU.
265
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,879
- CAN'T I JUST MOVE
INTO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?
266
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,008
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START
LIFTING YOUR DAD'S WEIGHTS
267
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,684
TO GET THOSE WET NOODLE ARMS
IN FIGHTING SHAPE, SON.
268
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,724
- [grunting]
269
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,852
OH, MY GOD!
270
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:50,687
WHAT ARE THOSE,
LIKE, 100 POUNDS?
271
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,894
- 10.
272
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,055
- OKAY, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY?
273
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,734
CHICK FLICK
OR BLOOD DIAMOND DOCUMENTARY?
274
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,104
[scoffs] WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
I'LL DO CHICK FLICK.
275
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,102
BUT IF ANYONE ASKS,
I SAW THE DOCUMENTARY.
276
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,374
- NO ONE WILL ASK.
277
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,713
- ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM?
278
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,268
- NO, MY MOM'S IN...
279
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,006
CLASS.
280
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,111
- ONE STUDENT.
281
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,783
NO, OWEN, NO.
282
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,652
NO STUDENT DISCOUNT.
283
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,082
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
YES, I HAD TO DO IT.
284
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,417
I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.
285
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,691
- LET'S GO.
286
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,655
- ANYBODY HOME?
287
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,391
'CAUSE I'M HOME...
288
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,825
FROM SCHOOL.
289
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,040
[gasping]
290
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,298
- HI, JOYCE.
I AM FREEZING.
291
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,906
LET ME GET BACK IN THE TUB, AND
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
292
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,339
- ENJOY YOUR HUSH YOGURT,
YOU LITTLE BLACKMAILER.
293
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,114
- YOU GOT A JOB,
BUT I GET PAID.
294
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,714
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WORKING
FOR ME.
295
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,976
- I'D RATHER WORK FOR YOU
THAN ANTHONY.
296
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,215
HE TREATS ME
LIKE HIS EMPLOYEE.
297
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,179
- AREN'T YOU HIS EMPLOYEE?
298
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,388
- BUT I'M ALSO HIS GIRLFRIEND.
299
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,120
THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO MAKE US CLOSER,
300
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,385
BUT NOW WE'RE JUST
NOT GETTING ALONG AT ALL.
301
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,934
- SO THEN QUIT.
302
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,259
- I CAN'T BECAUSE...
303
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,963
- WHY NOT?
304
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,896
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN...
305
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,443
I THINK MOM AND DAD MIGHT BE
HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS.
306
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,668
- WHAT?
307
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,213
- WELL, I HEARD MOM SAY THAT
SHE HAD TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL,
308
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,209
AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE WANTS
TO BE A THERAPIST.
309
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,811
- DAD ASKED ME TO PAY
FOR OUR YOGURT YESTERDAY.
310
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,413
- AND HE SAID
IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE
311
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,584
TO TAKE ELVIS TO THE GROOMER.
312
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,911
- AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY MOM
IS WEARING SUCH TIGHT PANTS.
313
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,318
SHE CAN'T AFFORD CLOTHES
THAT FIT!
314
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,819
- W-WHAT?
315
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,322
- IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
316
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,463
MY BACK TIGHTENED UP A LITTLE
BECAUSE I WAS UNDER SOME STRESS,
317
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,089
AND I NEEDED TO RELAX,
318
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,864
AND MY APARTMENT
DOESN'T HAVE A TUB.
319
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,063
- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
320
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,725
- WELL, I ASSUME BECAUSE
THEY JUST DIDN'T HAVE ROOM
321
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,095
FOR BOTH A SHOWER
AND A BATHTUB.
322
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,902
- I MEAN YOUR STRESS.
323
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,944
WHAT'S GOING ON?
324
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,370
- I DON'T KNOW.
NOTHING. THE USUAL.
325
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,044
- MEL, IT'S NEVER GONNA
GET BETTER
326
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,473
IF YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
327
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,107
- I DON'T TALK, JOYCE.
I DO.
328
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,382
- OKAY,
WHAT DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT?
329
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,981
- YOU KNOW, WORK.
330
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,923
BLAH BLAH PUBLISHING HAS PROVEN
331
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,418
TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE
CHALLENGING THAN I EXPECTED,
332
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,890
AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO CUT
INTO MY TIME WITH THE KIDS.
333
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,760
I'M ALREADY SEEING THEM LESS.
334
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,529
PLUS, I HAVE THIS FURRY THIRD
KID TO DEAL WITH NOW.
335
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,228
AND LIKE YOU, I'M ADJUSTING
TO LIFE AS A DIVORCEE--
336
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,202
DIVORCER,
DIVORCED PERSON.
337
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,801
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT TO CALL MYSELF.
338
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,874
BUT IT'S FINE.
339
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,372
IT'S, YOU KNOW,
NO BIG DEAL.
340
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,343
YOU KNOW ME.
341
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,470
THE TOUGHER THINGS GET,
THE MORE I LIKE IT.
342
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,806
- INTERESTING. YOUR BACK
DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE IT.
343
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,313
- HMM.
344
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,814
- YOU THINK THAT'S WHY YOU
EXPECT SO MUCH FROM THE KIDS?
345
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,317
- YOU MEAN I'M HARD ON THEM
BECAUSE I'M HARD ON MYSELF?
346
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,249
- SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.
347
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,554
- HUH.
348
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,386
- SO WHEN DO YOU THINK YOUR NEED
TO BE SUPERMAN STARTED?
349
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,334
- AGE 12, I GUESS,
WHEN THE OLD EYES WENT.
350
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,230
MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO FEEL
LIKE I WAS LESS
351
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,502
THAN THE OTHER KIDS,
352
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,530
SO SHE ALWAYS PILED A LOT ON ME
TO SHOW ME I COULD HANDLE IT.
353
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,036
- AND YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT HER.
354
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,269
- I WANTED TO SHOW HER
SHE WAS RIGHT,
355
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,814
SO I ALWAYS PUT A LOT
ON MYSELF.
356
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,581
I GUESS I'M STILL DOING THAT.
357
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,949
I'M STILL DOING THAT.
358
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,149
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY.
359
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,821
WOW. I LOOSENED UP A LITTLE BIT.
LOOK AT THIS.
360
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,223
I CAN MOVE A LITTLE
361
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,464
WITHOUT SCREECHING
LIKE A HUNTED MONKEY.
362
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,459
- THAT'S SPECIFIC.
363
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,460
- JOYCE,
I KNOW I MADE FUN OF YOU
364
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,361
WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE GOING BACK TO CLASS,
365
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,433
BUT YOU HAVE A GIFT HERE.
366
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,162
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
A GREAT THERAPIST.
367
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,327
YOU ALREADY ARE ONE.
368
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,066
- MOM WANTED TO TELL DAD
SHE DROPPED OUT,
369
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,001
BUT AFTER THEIR IMPROMPTU
HYDROTHERAPY SESSION,
370
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,967
SHE WAS RETHINKING
THAT CHOICE.
371
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,536
- CAN YOU HAND ME
THE TOENAIL CLIPPERS?
372
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:33,846
.
373
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,651
- SPEAKING AS MR. BARR'S
NEW ATTORNEY,
374
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,522
I FEEL THAT YOUR CLIENT'S
LAWSUIT IS FRIVOLOUS.
375
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,420
- DAD LEFT MOM'S TUB A NEW MAN,
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.
376
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,493
- YES, I HEARD
YOU WERE THREATENING
377
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,521
TO FILE A COUNTERSUIT?
378
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,555
- IT ISN'T A THREAT
IF WE'VE ALREADY DONE IT.
379
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,561
TELL HIM, MEL.
DROP THE BOMB.
380
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,932
- YEAH, ACTUALLY,
RICHARD, I DIDN'T FILE IT.
381
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,031
- KABOOM--
WHAT?
382
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,574
- I DON'T KNOW THAT AGGRESSION
IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT TACK.
383
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,471
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
384
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,043
WHO NEUTERED MY BULLDOG?
385
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,011
- NOT NEUTERED,
ENLIGHTENED.
386
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,614
RICHARD, LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING.
387
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,613
DO YOU HAVE A BATHTUB AT HOME?
388
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,305
- DID YOU GUYS MEAN
TO HIT MUTE?
389
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,417
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T.
390
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,219
- [sighs]
391
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,121
- DIDN'T I JUST SIGN A FORM
FOR YOU TO DROP OUT...
392
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,123
TWO DAYS AGO?
393
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,164
- I MEAN, IF I CAN FIX
MY BONKERS EX-HUSBAND
394
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,259
IN ONE SESSION,
395
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,460
WHO AM I TO DENY MYSELF
AND THE WORLD
396
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,992
THIS KIND OF TALENT?
397
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,141
- WE ARE VERY LUCKY
398
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,940
TO HAVE AN ESTEEMED THERAPIST
WITH US TODAY.
399
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,113
PLEASE WELCOME
DR. SAMANTHA LA CROIX.
400
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,983
[applause]
401
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,682
- HELLO, FUTURE COLLEAGUES.
402
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,683
I'VE BEEN A THERAPIST
FOR OVER 40 YEARS.
403
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,216
IT'S MY LIFE'S WORK.
404
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,352
- WHOA.
405
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,216
IN THIS POISED, ELEGANT WOMAN,
406
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,585
MOM SAW HERSELF
25 YEARS FROM NOW.
407
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,263
- I GIVE MY PATIENTS
100% OF ME.
408
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:58,104
MY PATIENTS' PROBLEMS
ARE MY PROBLEMS.
409
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,631
- AS MOM LISTENED TO HER SPEAK
ABOUT DEVOTING HER LIFE
410
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,467
TO HER PATIENTS,
SHE DECIDED,
411
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,172
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
412
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,074
NO WAY WAS THIS FOR HER.
413
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,406
- IT ALL BEGAN
WHEN I WAS A CHILD,
414
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,181
'CAUSE I HAD TO TAKE CARE
OF MY MOTHER,
415
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,080
WHO WAS
A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC.
416
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,282
- SO I'M OUTTA HERE.
FOLLOW YOUR GUT, RIGHT?
417
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,054
SO IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN
UNDERNEATH
418
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,583
WHERE I CROSSED OUT
YOUR SIGNATURE.
419
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,687
THANKS.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
420
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,188
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
421
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,288
- [grunting]
422
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,489
- THIS ISN'T WORKING.
423
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,097
PUT THOSE DOWN.
424
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,959
LISTEN,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT.
425
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,268
JUST REMEMBER, JAKE MIGHT BE
BIGGER THAN YOU,
426
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,700
HE MIGHT BE STRONGER THAN YOU,
427
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,644
BUT...
428
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,339
- BUT WHAT?
429
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,642
- I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
I THOUGHT I COULD SPIN IT.
430
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,284
- I CAN'T FIGHT THAT GUY.
HE'LL KILL ME.
431
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,511
- MY ADVICE?
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.
432
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,516
BITE, SCRATCH, PULL HAIR.
433
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,678
OKAY, LET'S PRACTICE.
434
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,586
I'LL BE JAKE, YOU BE YOU.
435
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,749
FISTS UP.
436
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:59,627
THUMBS OUTSIDE THE FIST.
437
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,629
LEFT JAB COMING.
438
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,160
BLOCK IT.
439
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,155
- [yelps]
440
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,096
- I DIDN'T MEAN WITH YOUR FACE.
441
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,735
- KATIE,
LOOK AT THIS TOPPINGS BAR.
442
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,470
THERE ARE CASHEW CLUSTERS
IN THE OREO BIN.
443
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,237
IT'S--IT'S CHAOS.
444
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,046
- OKAY,
THIS IS NOT WORKING OUT.
445
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,220
WE CAN'T BE KISSING ONE SECOND
AND THEN BOSS-EMPLOYEE THE NEXT.
446
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,191
- [sighs]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
447
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,760
CAN YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS
TO FIND SOMEONE TO REPLACE YOU?
448
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,459
- OH, I'M NOT QUITTING.
449
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,692
I CAN'T.
I NEED THE MONEY.
450
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,756
- THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING?
451
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,066
- GIVE IT ANOTHER SECOND.
452
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,769
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
453
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,173
- EXCUSE ME.
WHICH FLAVORS ARE DAIRY-FREE?
454
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,576
- CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WE'RE GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING HERE?
455
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,839
MANGO AND STRAWBERRY.
456
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,745
- JOYCE?
IS THAT YOU?
457
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,445
- MEL?
458
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,117
ARE YOU IN THE TUB?
459
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,556
- MAYBE.
460
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,061
- [sighs]
461
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,733
- NORMALLY, I'D BE UPSET
THAT I LOST A CLIENT,
462
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,801
BUT I DON'T KNOW--
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING.
463
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,670
JUST LIKE I'M GETTING USED
TO THE NEW MEL,
464
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,499
SO SHOULD MY CLIENTS,
RIGHT?
465
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,314
- YEAH, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU
SHOULD BE TAKING ADVICE FROM ME.
466
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,208
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
467
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,110
- MOM?
468
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,312
- OH, GOD,
SHE CANNOT SEE THIS.
469
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,453
WHAT DO WE DO?
- MOM?
470
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,486
I BROKE UP WITH ANTHONY.
471
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,649
- OH, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY.
472
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,857
FRANKLY, I'M NOT SURPRISED.
473
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,588
IT WAS JUST ONE DUMB THING
OUT OF HIS MOUTH AFTER ANOTHER.
474
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,625
- NO, IT WASN'T THAT.
IT WAS...
475
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,860
- KATIE REALIZED SHE COULDN'T
TELL MOM WHAT HAPPENED
476
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,295
WITHOUT REVEALING
HER SECRET JOB,
477
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,531
SO SHE HAD TO COVER IT UP.
478
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,395
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT WAS 'CAUSE HE'S DUMB.
479
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,774
- SO DUMB.
480
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,411
COME ON, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
IN ANOTHER ROOM.
481
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,669
HENRY!
482
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,376
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
483
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,738
- I PANICKED.
484
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,276
I HAD JUST COME IN
FOR MAKEUP TO HIDE IT.
485
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,711
I COULDN'T TELL HER
WHY RUNYEN HIT ME, SO I...
486
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,847
- KATIE GOT A JOB
AT YO-YO FRO-YO.
487
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,121
- DID THAT.
488
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,720
- WHAT?
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
489
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:10,623
.
490
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,757
- SO YOUR MOTHER WAS JUST
HELPING ME TALK OUT MY STRESS
491
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,292
SO THAT MY BACK
WOULD STOP TENSING UP.
492
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,557
- IN THE TUB?
- THAT'S SO WEIRD.
493
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,396
- THAT IS POSSIBLY
SLIGHTLY WEIRD.
494
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,701
- WE'RE AN...UNUSUAL FAMILY.
495
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,202
- ANYWAY, WHATEVER IS GOING ON
WITH YOU KIDS,
496
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,765
I AM NOT GONNA GET STRESSED OUT
ABOUT IT
497
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,674
BECAUSE WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE
OF AN EXCELLENT THERAPIST.
498
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,877
JOYCE, MAKE WITH THE THERAPY.
499
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,480
- OKAY.
500
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,722
WELL, KATIE, WHY DO YOU FEEL
THE NEED TO REBEL SO--
501
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,189
[scoffs]
I CAN'T DO THIS.
502
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,248
I QUIT SCHOOL.
I-I-I DROPPED OUT.
503
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,587
- WHAT?
- I CHANGED MY MIND.
504
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,232
I DON'T WANT TO BE A THERAPIST.
505
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,658
I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE
FOR CLIENTS.
506
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,804
I LIVED MY LIFE FOR YOU GUYS
FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS.
507
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,459
NO REGRETS.
508
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,198
EVERY DAY'S A GIFT.
509
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,273
BUT I CANNOT HELP OTHER PEOPLE
FIGURE OUT WHO THEY ARE
510
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,213
UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
511
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,708
THAT'S GONNA TAKE TIME.
I'M VERY COMPLICATED.
512
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,510
- WE KNOW.
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
513
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,242
- WAIT.
SO YOU DIDN'T DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
514
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,707
'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING
MONEY PROBLEMS?
515
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,875
- MONEY PROBLEMS?
NO!
516
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,683
WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
517
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,575
- MEL, CALM DOWN.
- I'M CALM.
518
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,776
I'M PERFECTLY CALM!
519
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,447
- SWEETIE, WE ARE NOT HAVING
MONEY PROBLEMS.
520
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,915
- OH, THANK GOD.
521
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,723
- HENRY,
WHO GAVE YOU THE SHINER?
522
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,285
- OKAY.
523
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,485
[sighs]
524
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,826
RUNYEN ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED ME
'CAUSE HE WAS TRAINING ME
525
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,601
TO FIGHT THIS EIGHTH-GRADER
526
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,400
THAT SHOWED EVERYONE A PICTURE
OF MOM AND CALLED HER A MILF!
527
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,972
AND IF WE'RE NOT HAVING
MONEY PROBLEMS,
528
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,769
I SHOULD TRANSFER
TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL.
529
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,241
- THE BOY CALLED ME A MILF?
THAT'S...AWFUL.
530
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,912
DID HE SAY THAT ABOUT
ANY OF THE OTHER MOTHERS?
531
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,941
DID HE CALL THEM
THAT TERRIBLE THING OR JUST ME?
532
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,577
- SO SOME PUNK IS TALKING DIRTY
ABOUT YOUR MOM
533
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,553
AND THREATENING TO FIGHT YOU?
534
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,921
- OKAY, DAD, CALM DOWN.
- YEAH, RELAX, MEL.
535
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,990
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
UPSTAIRS, GET BACK IN THE TUB?
536
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,919
- NO, NO, NO.
I FEEL LIKE MYSELF.
537
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,656
IF BEING ME COMES
WITH OCCASIONAL BACK PAIN,
538
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,532
THEN SO BE IT.
539
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,230
KATIE, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO GET A JOB.
540
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,463
YOU ARE GROUNDED
FOR TWO WEEKS.
541
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,767
- WHAT?
542
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,428
- HENRY,
I SAID NO HANGING AROUND
543
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,467
WITH THOSE KNUCKLEHEAD
EIGHTH-GRADE BOYS.
544
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,372
NO VIDEO GAMES
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
545
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,574
- DAD!
546
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:09,235
- JOYCE, YOU ARE EMPATHETIC
AND COMPASSIONATE AND SMART,
547
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,236
AND I'M SURE
WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE,
548
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,648
YOU WILL BE VERY SUCCESSFUL.
549
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,649
JUST FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY.
550
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,581
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO GET MY CLIENT BACK.
551
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,817
ELVIS!
552
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,691
- DAD, YOU'RE IN MOM'S ROBE.
- WHICH WOULD NOT HELP MY CASE.
553
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,822
- OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER
ULTIMATELY SOLVED
554
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:25,887
ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS.
555
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,585
- LET'S GO, FISHER.
556
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,727
- AS FOR ME,
557
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,701
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEAL
WITH JAKE.
558
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,300
- YOUR MOM'S HERE
TO PICK YOU UP.
559
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,902
- JUST 'CAUSE YOUR HOT MOM
RESCUED YOU TODAY
560
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,444
DOESN'T MEAN TOMORROW...
561
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,439
[upbeat music]
562
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,642
*
563
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,314
- [muffled]
SORRY I'M LATE, SWEETIE.
564
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,853
I HAD TO STOP BY THE PHARMACY
TO GET MY FOOT CREAM.
565
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,818
- YOU KNOW WHAT, HENRY?
WE'RE GOOD.
566
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,619
COME ON.
567
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,621
HE'S GOT TO GET HOME...
568
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,663
TO THAT.
569
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,589
- KATIE WAS FREE
TO QUIT HER JOB.
570
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,455
AND IN THE ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN
SAGA OF HER AND ANTHONY,
571
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,664
THEY WERE ON AGAIN...
572
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,555
- SO DID YOU FIND SOMEONE
TO REPLACE ME?
573
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,597
- YEP.
574
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,411
- WELL, FOR NOW.
575
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,854
- THAT'S MY BOY.
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