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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:02,536 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:03,300 - MY DAD WAS A ROCK... - 6:58 A.M. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,265 - OH, LATE ALREADY. 4 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,407 - WHICH WAS A GOOD THING SINCE HE RAN HIS OWN LAW FIRM, 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,142 WAS NEWLY SINGLE IN HIS 50s, 6 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,808 AND HAD JUST GOTTEN A GUIDE DOG. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,315 - ELVIS, WHAT ARE YOU-- 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,348 OKAY, WELL, CASUAL FRIDAY ON A MONDAY, I GUESS. 9 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:20,185 - BUT HE HANDLED ALL THE STRESS IN HIS LIFE LIKE A PRO, 10 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,321 PLUS EVERYTHING WE THREW AT HIM, LIKE... 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,456 - DAD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T GET A JOB. 12 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,732 - GOOD MORNING, AND YOU HAVE A JOB. 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,260 IT'S TO STUDY AND GET GOOD GRADES. 14 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,696 AND YOU COULD AFFORD TO PUT IN A LITTLE OVERTIME. 15 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,300 - ANTHONY'S PLACE IS HIRING. 16 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,072 I'D GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND. 17 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,171 - NOT HELPING YOUR CASE. - I'D MAKE MY OWN MONEY. 18 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:38,343 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE EYELASH EXTENSIONS. 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,312 - I WON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING THEM... 20 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,241 OR A JOB. 21 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,375 - [sighs] WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS? 22 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,782 - 'CAUSE I'M YOUR DAD. 23 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,183 LOVE YOU. 24 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,315 COME ON, HENRY. 25 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,179 STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET. 26 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,747 - I CERTAINLY WASN'T HELPING MATTERS. 27 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,224 - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. 28 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,423 MR. ISERTON'S MAKING US TAKE ANOTHER QUIZ. 29 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,615 HE'S GOT SUCH A STICK UP HIS-- 30 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,286 - AH, I WOULDN'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE 31 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:58,625 IF I WERE YOU, YOUNG MAN. 32 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,829 THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU 33 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,360 HANGING OUT WITH THOSE OLDER BOYS. 34 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,325 - I WAS GONNA SAY, "STICK UP HIS NOSE." 35 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,374 - UH-HUH. 36 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,238 CLEARLY, YOU THINK I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY NOSE. 37 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,738 - GOOD MORNING, MEL. - MORNING, JOYCE. 38 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:09,899 - OH, JUST AN FYI-- 39 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,367 I'M EXPECTING MY FIRST ROUND OF GRADES THIS AFTERNOON, 40 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,636 AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, 41 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,414 SO DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM ME, WORK-WISE. 42 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,743 - WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THE GRADES 43 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,507 AND DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM ME, PAY-WISE. 44 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,806 - AND THE COPIER ATE SOME PAPERS. 45 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,247 THEY LOOKED SORT OF CONTRACT-Y. 46 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,752 JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. - NO PROBLEM. 47 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,193 - THE MAN WAS A ROCK. THAT WAS NO SECRET. 48 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,319 - AND THE PEOPLE 49 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,124 FROM BLAH AND BLAH PUBLISHING CALLED. 50 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,216 - BARR AND ROSS? 51 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,287 - THEY WANT TO HIRE THE BULLDOG WITH THE GUIDE DOG. 52 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,355 GET READY TO WORK TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU ALREADY ARE. 53 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,364 - BRING IT ON! 54 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,295 - THE SECRET WAS THAT SOMETIMES 55 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,470 EVEN THE HARDEST ROCK CAN CRUMBLE. 56 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,469 - [groaning] OH, MY BACK. 57 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,741 [thump] 58 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,669 - BUT DAD DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW THAT. 59 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,474 HE NEVER WANTED ANYONE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. 60 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,876 - MEL, ARE YOU OKAY? I HEARD A THUMP, THUMP. 61 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,378 - NEVER BETTER. 62 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,251 - OKAY. 63 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:57,291 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE * 64 00:01:57,318 --> 00:02:01,318 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN IN THE SETTING SUN * 65 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,425 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 66 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,399 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 67 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:13,400 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 68 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,396 - AND THAT'S WHY, AS THERAPISTS, 69 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,267 WE MUST STRIVE TO ACTIVELY LISTEN... 70 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,907 ACTIVELY LISTEN. 71 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:24,952 I GIVE UP. 72 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,308 YOUR GRADES SHOULD BE POSTED. 73 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:29,477 HAVE AT IT. 74 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,617 - OH, MY GOD. I GOT ALL "A"s. 75 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,252 I GOT STRAIGHT "A"s. 76 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,487 WAIT. DO "A"s STILL MEAN THE SAME THING 77 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,792 THEY DID IN THE EARLY '90s? 78 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,433 - CONGRATULATIONS, JOYCE. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY. 79 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,488 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE GONNA BE A THERAPIST. 80 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,687 BUT SHH. 81 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,258 [whispering] MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WON'T. 82 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,326 - WOW. 83 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,295 A THERAPIST. 84 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,744 THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN. 85 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,369 THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN. 86 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,344 I'M LOCKED IN. 87 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,612 - DAD SAID STAY AWAY FROM THE EIGHTH-GRADERS, 88 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,241 BUT LOOK AT THEM-- THEY'RE SO COOL. 89 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,346 - I HEARD JAKE SHAVES. 90 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,908 - I HEARD HIS BEDTIME'S, LIKE, 11:00 P.M. 91 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,553 WHAT'S UP? - WHAT YOU GOT? 92 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,585 - SHE WAS AT THE SCHOOL BAKE SALE. 93 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,690 I JUST PRETENDED I WAS TEXTING, GOT SOME GOOD SHOTS. 94 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,363 - NICE. - THE OLD TEXT-AND-SHOOT TRICK. 95 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,332 - GOOD JOB. 96 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,330 WAIT... 97 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,561 THAT'S MY MOM! 98 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,696 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. 99 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:21,571 FISHER, YOUR MOM'S A MILF! 100 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,002 - YEAH, SHE IS. 101 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,336 [laughter] 102 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,582 - COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 103 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,808 - WHAT'S A MILF? 104 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,242 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT. 105 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,708 IT'S A LITTLE DEGRADING. 106 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,675 IT MEANS "MOM I'D LIKE TO FEEL UP." 107 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,615 - WHEN I SAW ALL THOSE "A"s, 108 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,663 IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. 109 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,589 I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE LAID OUT. 110 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,264 I'M GOING TO GRADUATE, OPEN A PRACTICE, 111 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,363 WRITE THREE TO FIVE AWARD-WINNING BOOKS, THEN DIE. 112 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,896 - OKAY. 113 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,800 - IF YOU TOLD ME HOW ALL THESE MOVIES END, 114 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,272 WHY WOULD I COME SEE THEM? 115 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,271 I HATE SPOILERS. 116 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:57,372 I DON'T WANT A SPOILER IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE. 117 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,805 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, OWEN? 118 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,369 - YES? 119 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,578 - I DON'T WANT TO BE A THERAPIST. 120 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,040 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLASS RIGHT NOW. 121 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,047 I JUST COULDN'T GO. BUT I CAN'T GO HOME. 122 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,319 I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY KIDS, 123 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,349 OH, GOD, AND MY EX? 124 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,053 IT WAS SO HARD TO TELL THEM 125 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,994 THAT I WANTED TO START ALL OVER AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL 126 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,120 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 127 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,324 NOW I HAVE TO TELL THEM I WANT TO START ALL OVER AGAIN 128 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,457 ALL OVER AGAIN? 129 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,831 - IF MOM HAD SHARED THIS WITH US INSTEAD OF WITH OWEN, 130 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:23,360 EVERYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF, ESPECIALLY OWEN. 131 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,367 - ANYWAY, I'VE GOT THREE HOURS TO KILL. 132 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,999 WHAT SHOULD I SEE? 133 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,374 - A THERAPIST. 134 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,242 - SORRY? 135 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,639 - DID YOU NEED YOUR PARKING VALIDATED? 136 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,041 - YES. - OKAY. 137 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,912 - COME ON, BUDDY, SOMETHING'S OBVIOUSLY BUGGING YOU. 138 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,482 - NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FINE. 139 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,750 YOU CAN'T SEE MY FACE. IT'S TOTALLY SMILEY. 140 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,749 - YOU DON'T SEEM FINE. 141 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,350 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FROZEN YOGURT TO CHEER YOU UP? 142 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:45,753 - DAD HID HIS BACK PAIN, AND I HID MY MILF SITUATION. 143 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,316 - NO WAY. 144 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,558 - AND KATIE WAS HIDING A LITTLE SECRET OF HER OWN. 145 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,503 - WHAT, DID THEY BRING BACK BAVARIAN MINT? 146 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,058 - I DON'T KNOW. 147 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,496 DO YOU HAVE BAVARIAN MINT, MA'AM? 148 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,599 - [French accent] NO, NOT TODAY. 149 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,437 SORRY. 150 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,743 - WHY DON'T YOU SLOWLY LIST ALL THE FLAVORS FOR US? 151 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,747 ACTUALLY, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 152 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,420 TWO SMALL CUPS, PLEASE. 153 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:15,518 - [grunts] 154 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,549 HEY, BUDDY, YOU MIND PAYING? I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 155 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,646 - YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD. 156 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,418 COMING FOR YOGURT DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 157 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,003 - WELL, I AM HONORED THAT YOU'VE CHOSEN TO GO WITH OUR FIRM. 158 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,758 AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT ME IS TRUE. 159 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,397 THEY SUE YOU, WE SUE THEM BACK TWICE AS HARD. 160 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,733 - OKAY, HANG IT UP, MEL. 161 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,497 - ONE SECOND, DOC. 162 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,966 NO, NO, NO, NO APOLOGY NECESSARY. 163 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,844 I AM A BULLDOG. I'M YOUR BULLDOG. 164 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,013 OKAY, TALK TO YOU SOON. 165 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,812 BYE-BYE. - HOW ARE YOU, MEL? 166 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,014 - REALLY GREAT. GOT A GREAT NEW CLIENT, SO-- 167 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,146 AAH! THAT'S NOT GREAT. 168 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,150 THAT'S-- OW. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 169 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,852 - MEL, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS. 170 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,054 WE'VE ALREADY DONE THE X-RAYS. 171 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,985 WE KNOW THERE'S NOTHING STRUCTURALLY WRONG. 172 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,821 - TELL THAT TO THE SHIV IN MY SPINE. 173 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,826 - LOOK, I REALLY THINK WE NEED TO REVISIT 174 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,959 THIS IDEA OF STRESS MANAGEMENT. 175 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,463 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT ABOUT TALKING TO SOMEONE? 176 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,396 - WHAT, LIKE, A SHRINK? 177 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:06,102 JOYCE AND I TRIED THAT ONCE. 178 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:09,403 - NOW, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF THIS AS A SAFE SPACE, 179 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,867 A NEST OF SORTS. 180 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,435 - YEAH, I'M DONE. 181 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,544 WASN'T FOR ME. 182 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,905 - WELL, THEN WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO STRESS RELIEVER, HUH? 183 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,405 ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO 184 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,978 WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE 185 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,815 AND ALL THE CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE... 186 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:27,151 THE DIVORCE... 187 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:31,427 SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL COMPLETELY RELAXED. 188 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,059 - HELLO? 189 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,727 [sighs] 190 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:43,466 SWEET MAMA SUNRISE. I HAVE MISSED THIS. 191 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,308 - GOT ANY MORE PICTURES OF YOUR MOM? 192 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,739 - KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALK-- 193 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,206 - NONE THAT YOU GET TO LOOK AT. THEY'RE ALL MINE. 194 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,014 - [laughing] - WHAT A WEIRDO. 195 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,117 - WHAT, YOU WANT TO FIGHT? 196 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,778 - I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. - OH, YEAH? 197 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,587 [class bell rings] - ARE THE BREAKS GETTING SHORTER 198 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,719 AND SHORTER NOW? MY GOODNESS. BYE. 199 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,794 - NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, FISHER, 200 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,193 YOU'RE DEAD. 201 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,995 - I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU REFUSE TO BE HELPED. 202 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:11,198 - DAD WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS TO COVER HIS TRACKS. 203 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,101 HE WANTED US TO THINK THAT ANY PROBLEM, 204 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,743 NO MATTER HOW BIG, WOULD ROLL OFF HIS BACK. 205 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,169 - HEY, DAD. 206 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,474 - OH, HEY, HENRY. YOU'RE HOME. 207 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,507 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 208 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:24,241 - I HAD TO GIVE ELVIS A BATH 209 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,247 BECAUSE HE GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK. 210 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,119 AND AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A TUB AT MY APARTMENT, 211 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,749 SO THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, FOR THE DOG... 212 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,194 AND THE TUB, FOR THE TUB FOR THE DOG. 213 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,189 - OH, OKAY. 214 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,886 - OH, HEY. HI. 215 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:42,255 THEY LET US OUT OF CLASS EARLY FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. 216 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,695 THEY DO THAT IN GRAD SCHOOL. 217 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,901 - ELVIS GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK. 218 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,072 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE... HOLDING A TOWEL. 219 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,270 - GREAT! 220 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,071 WELL, I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK. 221 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,113 I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK. 222 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,209 - DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR SUCH TIGHT PANTS? 223 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,011 LIKE, WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE 224 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,243 IN SWEATPANTS OR SOMETHING? 225 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,707 GOD. 226 00:07:58,746 --> 00:07:59,876 - WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, HENRY? 227 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,183 - NOTHING. IT'S JUST... 228 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,085 WE--WE LEARNED ABOUT APARTHEID IN SCHOOL TODAY, 229 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,218 AND I'M VERY UPSET. 230 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,894 MAN'S CRUELTY TO MAN... 231 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,262 - OH, HEY. HEY, DAD. 232 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,991 - I HAD TO GIVE ELVIS A BATH 233 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,927 BECAUSE THE GROOMER'S SO EXPENSIVE. 234 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,803 - OKAY. 235 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,143 UH, THIS IS ANTHONY'S VISOR. 236 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,639 GUYS GIVE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS VISORS NOW. 237 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,012 IT'S, LIKE, A THING. 238 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,239 - WE WERE SO CONSUMED WITH KEEPING OUR OWN SECRETS, 239 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,775 WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS KEEPING SECRETS TOO. 240 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,982 - I'VE GOT HOMEWORK. - ME TOO. 241 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,724 - ME TOO. OH, YEAH, I ALREADY SAID THAT. 242 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:41,050 - AND I DON'T LIVE HERE. 243 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:49,196 . 244 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,229 - HEY, UH, KATIE, REMEMBER, WHEN WE'RE ON THE CLOCK, 245 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,896 I'M NOT ANTHONY YOUR BOYFRIEND. 246 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:58,865 I'M ANTHONY, ASSISTANT SHIFT MANAGER AND TOPPINGS CAPTAIN. 247 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,666 GOOD RULE OF THUMB, 248 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,738 WHEN THE VISOR'S ON, 249 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,105 THE LIPS ARE OFF. 250 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,913 OKAY? - OKAY. 251 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,945 [cell phone chimes] 252 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,652 OOH, MY MOM JUST SAID SHE'S STAYING LATE AT SCHOOL, 253 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,115 SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE HOME FOR DINNER. 254 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,124 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 255 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,085 - NO TEXTING ON THE FLOOR. 256 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,294 - JEEZ. 257 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,755 SORRY, BOSS. 258 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,963 - WELL, YOU'RE ALREADY ON THIN ICE 259 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,925 FOR ABUSING YOUR SAMPLING PRIVILEGES, OKAY? 260 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,634 DON'T MAKE ME WRITE YOU UP. 261 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,337 - THERE ARE TWO WAYS THIS'LL END. 262 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,598 YOUR MOM GETS FAT, 263 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,797 OR YOU FIGHT JAKE. 264 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,208 EITHER WAY, GENETICS ARE AGAINST YOU. 265 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,879 - CAN'T I JUST MOVE INTO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET? 266 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,008 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START LIFTING YOUR DAD'S WEIGHTS 267 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,684 TO GET THOSE WET NOODLE ARMS IN FIGHTING SHAPE, SON. 268 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,724 - [grunting] 269 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,852 OH, MY GOD! 270 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:50,687 WHAT ARE THOSE, LIKE, 100 POUNDS? 271 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,894 - 10. 272 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,055 - OKAY, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY? 273 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,734 CHICK FLICK OR BLOOD DIAMOND DOCUMENTARY? 274 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,104 [scoffs] WHO ARE WE KIDDING? I'LL DO CHICK FLICK. 275 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,102 BUT IF ANYONE ASKS, I SAW THE DOCUMENTARY. 276 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,374 - NO ONE WILL ASK. 277 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,713 - ISN'T THAT YOUR MOM? 278 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,268 - NO, MY MOM'S IN... 279 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,006 CLASS. 280 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,111 - ONE STUDENT. 281 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,783 NO, OWEN, NO. 282 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,652 NO STUDENT DISCOUNT. 283 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,082 IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, YES, I HAD TO DO IT. 284 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,417 I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL. 285 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,691 - LET'S GO. 286 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,655 - ANYBODY HOME? 287 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,391 'CAUSE I'M HOME... 288 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,825 FROM SCHOOL. 289 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,040 [gasping] 290 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,298 - HI, JOYCE. I AM FREEZING. 291 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,906 LET ME GET BACK IN THE TUB, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 292 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,339 - ENJOY YOUR HUSH YOGURT, YOU LITTLE BLACKMAILER. 293 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,114 - YOU GOT A JOB, BUT I GET PAID. 294 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,714 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME. 295 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,976 - I'D RATHER WORK FOR YOU THAN ANTHONY. 296 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,215 HE TREATS ME LIKE HIS EMPLOYEE. 297 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,179 - AREN'T YOU HIS EMPLOYEE? 298 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,388 - BUT I'M ALSO HIS GIRLFRIEND. 299 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,120 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US CLOSER, 300 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,385 BUT NOW WE'RE JUST NOT GETTING ALONG AT ALL. 301 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,934 - SO THEN QUIT. 302 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,259 - I CAN'T BECAUSE... 303 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,963 - WHY NOT? 304 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,896 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN... 305 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,443 I THINK MOM AND DAD MIGHT BE HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS. 306 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,668 - WHAT? 307 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,213 - WELL, I HEARD MOM SAY THAT SHE HAD TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, 308 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,209 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE WANTS TO BE A THERAPIST. 309 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,811 - DAD ASKED ME TO PAY FOR OUR YOGURT YESTERDAY. 310 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,413 - AND HE SAID IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE 311 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,584 TO TAKE ELVIS TO THE GROOMER. 312 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,911 - AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY MOM IS WEARING SUCH TIGHT PANTS. 313 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,318 SHE CAN'T AFFORD CLOTHES THAT FIT! 314 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,819 - W-WHAT? 315 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,322 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 316 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,463 MY BACK TIGHTENED UP A LITTLE BECAUSE I WAS UNDER SOME STRESS, 317 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,089 AND I NEEDED TO RELAX, 318 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,864 AND MY APARTMENT DOESN'T HAVE A TUB. 319 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,063 - WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 320 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,725 - WELL, I ASSUME BECAUSE THEY JUST DIDN'T HAVE ROOM 321 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,095 FOR BOTH A SHOWER AND A BATHTUB. 322 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,902 - I MEAN YOUR STRESS. 323 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,944 WHAT'S GOING ON? 324 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,370 - I DON'T KNOW. NOTHING. THE USUAL. 325 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,044 - MEL, IT'S NEVER GONNA GET BETTER 326 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,473 IF YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 327 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,107 - I DON'T TALK, JOYCE. I DO. 328 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,382 - OKAY, WHAT DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT? 329 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,981 - YOU KNOW, WORK. 330 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,923 BLAH BLAH PUBLISHING HAS PROVEN 331 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,418 TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CHALLENGING THAN I EXPECTED, 332 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,890 AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO CUT INTO MY TIME WITH THE KIDS. 333 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,760 I'M ALREADY SEEING THEM LESS. 334 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,529 PLUS, I HAVE THIS FURRY THIRD KID TO DEAL WITH NOW. 335 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,228 AND LIKE YOU, I'M ADJUSTING TO LIFE AS A DIVORCEE-- 336 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,202 DIVORCER, DIVORCED PERSON. 337 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,801 I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO CALL MYSELF. 338 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,874 BUT IT'S FINE. 339 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,372 IT'S, YOU KNOW, NO BIG DEAL. 340 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,343 YOU KNOW ME. 341 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,470 THE TOUGHER THINGS GET, THE MORE I LIKE IT. 342 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,806 - INTERESTING. YOUR BACK DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE IT. 343 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,313 - HMM. 344 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,814 - YOU THINK THAT'S WHY YOU EXPECT SO MUCH FROM THE KIDS? 345 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,317 - YOU MEAN I'M HARD ON THEM BECAUSE I'M HARD ON MYSELF? 346 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,249 - SOMETHING TO CONSIDER. 347 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,554 - HUH. 348 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,386 - SO WHEN DO YOU THINK YOUR NEED TO BE SUPERMAN STARTED? 349 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,334 - AGE 12, I GUESS, WHEN THE OLD EYES WENT. 350 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,230 MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO FEEL LIKE I WAS LESS 351 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,502 THAN THE OTHER KIDS, 352 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,530 SO SHE ALWAYS PILED A LOT ON ME TO SHOW ME I COULD HANDLE IT. 353 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,036 - AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT HER. 354 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,269 - I WANTED TO SHOW HER SHE WAS RIGHT, 355 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,814 SO I ALWAYS PUT A LOT ON MYSELF. 356 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,581 I GUESS I'M STILL DOING THAT. 357 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,949 I'M STILL DOING THAT. 358 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,149 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 359 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,821 WOW. I LOOSENED UP A LITTLE BIT. LOOK AT THIS. 360 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,223 I CAN MOVE A LITTLE 361 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,464 WITHOUT SCREECHING LIKE A HUNTED MONKEY. 362 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,459 - THAT'S SPECIFIC. 363 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,460 - JOYCE, I KNOW I MADE FUN OF YOU 364 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,361 WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING BACK TO CLASS, 365 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,433 BUT YOU HAVE A GIFT HERE. 366 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,162 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE A GREAT THERAPIST. 367 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,327 YOU ALREADY ARE ONE. 368 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,066 - MOM WANTED TO TELL DAD SHE DROPPED OUT, 369 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,001 BUT AFTER THEIR IMPROMPTU HYDROTHERAPY SESSION, 370 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,967 SHE WAS RETHINKING THAT CHOICE. 371 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,536 - CAN YOU HAND ME THE TOENAIL CLIPPERS? 372 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:33,846 . 373 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,651 - SPEAKING AS MR. BARR'S NEW ATTORNEY, 374 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,522 I FEEL THAT YOUR CLIENT'S LAWSUIT IS FRIVOLOUS. 375 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,420 - DAD LEFT MOM'S TUB A NEW MAN, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE. 376 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,493 - YES, I HEARD YOU WERE THREATENING 377 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,521 TO FILE A COUNTERSUIT? 378 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,555 - IT ISN'T A THREAT IF WE'VE ALREADY DONE IT. 379 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,561 TELL HIM, MEL. DROP THE BOMB. 380 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,932 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, RICHARD, I DIDN'T FILE IT. 381 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,031 - KABOOM-- WHAT? 382 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,574 - I DON'T KNOW THAT AGGRESSION IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT TACK. 383 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,471 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 384 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,043 WHO NEUTERED MY BULLDOG? 385 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,011 - NOT NEUTERED, ENLIGHTENED. 386 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,614 RICHARD, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 387 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,613 DO YOU HAVE A BATHTUB AT HOME? 388 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,305 - DID YOU GUYS MEAN TO HIT MUTE? 389 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,417 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T. 390 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,219 - [sighs] 391 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,121 - DIDN'T I JUST SIGN A FORM FOR YOU TO DROP OUT... 392 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,123 TWO DAYS AGO? 393 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,164 - I MEAN, IF I CAN FIX MY BONKERS EX-HUSBAND 394 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,259 IN ONE SESSION, 395 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,460 WHO AM I TO DENY MYSELF AND THE WORLD 396 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,992 THIS KIND OF TALENT? 397 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,141 - WE ARE VERY LUCKY 398 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,940 TO HAVE AN ESTEEMED THERAPIST WITH US TODAY. 399 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,113 PLEASE WELCOME DR. SAMANTHA LA CROIX. 400 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,983 [applause] 401 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,682 - HELLO, FUTURE COLLEAGUES. 402 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,683 I'VE BEEN A THERAPIST FOR OVER 40 YEARS. 403 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,216 IT'S MY LIFE'S WORK. 404 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,352 - WHOA. 405 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,216 IN THIS POISED, ELEGANT WOMAN, 406 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,585 MOM SAW HERSELF 25 YEARS FROM NOW. 407 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,263 - I GIVE MY PATIENTS 100% OF ME. 408 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:58,104 MY PATIENTS' PROBLEMS ARE MY PROBLEMS. 409 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,631 - AS MOM LISTENED TO HER SPEAK ABOUT DEVOTING HER LIFE 410 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,467 TO HER PATIENTS, SHE DECIDED, 411 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,172 ONCE AND FOR ALL, 412 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,074 NO WAY WAS THIS FOR HER. 413 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,406 - IT ALL BEGAN WHEN I WAS A CHILD, 414 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,181 'CAUSE I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MY MOTHER, 415 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,080 WHO WAS A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC. 416 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,282 - SO I'M OUTTA HERE. FOLLOW YOUR GUT, RIGHT? 417 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,054 SO IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN UNDERNEATH 418 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,583 WHERE I CROSSED OUT YOUR SIGNATURE. 419 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,687 THANKS. THAT'D BE GREAT. 420 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,188 OKAY. THANK YOU. 421 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,288 - [grunting] 422 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,489 - THIS ISN'T WORKING. 423 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,097 PUT THOSE DOWN. 424 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,959 LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT. 425 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,268 JUST REMEMBER, JAKE MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN YOU, 426 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,700 HE MIGHT BE STRONGER THAN YOU, 427 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,644 BUT... 428 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,339 - BUT WHAT? 429 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,642 - I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. I THOUGHT I COULD SPIN IT. 430 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,284 - I CAN'T FIGHT THAT GUY. HE'LL KILL ME. 431 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,511 - MY ADVICE? FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. 432 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,516 BITE, SCRATCH, PULL HAIR. 433 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,678 OKAY, LET'S PRACTICE. 434 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,586 I'LL BE JAKE, YOU BE YOU. 435 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,749 FISTS UP. 436 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:59,627 THUMBS OUTSIDE THE FIST. 437 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,629 LEFT JAB COMING. 438 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,160 BLOCK IT. 439 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,155 - [yelps] 440 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,096 - I DIDN'T MEAN WITH YOUR FACE. 441 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,735 - KATIE, LOOK AT THIS TOPPINGS BAR. 442 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,470 THERE ARE CASHEW CLUSTERS IN THE OREO BIN. 443 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,237 IT'S--IT'S CHAOS. 444 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,046 - OKAY, THIS IS NOT WORKING OUT. 445 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,220 WE CAN'T BE KISSING ONE SECOND AND THEN BOSS-EMPLOYEE THE NEXT. 446 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,191 - [sighs] YOU'RE RIGHT. 447 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,760 CAN YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS TO FIND SOMEONE TO REPLACE YOU? 448 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,459 - OH, I'M NOT QUITTING. 449 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,692 I CAN'T. I NEED THE MONEY. 450 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,756 - THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING? 451 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,066 - GIVE IT ANOTHER SECOND. 452 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,769 WE'RE BREAKING UP. 453 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,173 - EXCUSE ME. WHICH FLAVORS ARE DAIRY-FREE? 454 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,576 - CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING HERE? 455 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,839 MANGO AND STRAWBERRY. 456 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,745 - JOYCE? IS THAT YOU? 457 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,445 - MEL? 458 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,117 ARE YOU IN THE TUB? 459 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,556 - MAYBE. 460 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,061 - [sighs] 461 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,733 - NORMALLY, I'D BE UPSET THAT I LOST A CLIENT, 462 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,801 BUT I DON'T KNOW-- MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING. 463 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,670 JUST LIKE I'M GETTING USED TO THE NEW MEL, 464 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,499 SO SHOULD MY CLIENTS, RIGHT? 465 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,314 - YEAH, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD BE TAKING ADVICE FROM ME. 466 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,208 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 467 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,110 - MOM? 468 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,312 - OH, GOD, SHE CANNOT SEE THIS. 469 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,453 WHAT DO WE DO? - MOM? 470 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,486 I BROKE UP WITH ANTHONY. 471 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,649 - OH, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY. 472 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,857 FRANKLY, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 473 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,588 IT WAS JUST ONE DUMB THING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AFTER ANOTHER. 474 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,625 - NO, IT WASN'T THAT. IT WAS... 475 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,860 - KATIE REALIZED SHE COULDN'T TELL MOM WHAT HAPPENED 476 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,295 WITHOUT REVEALING HER SECRET JOB, 477 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,531 SO SHE HAD TO COVER IT UP. 478 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,395 - YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS 'CAUSE HE'S DUMB. 479 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,774 - SO DUMB. 480 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,411 COME ON, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN ANOTHER ROOM. 481 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,669 HENRY! 482 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,376 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 483 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,738 - I PANICKED. 484 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,276 I HAD JUST COME IN FOR MAKEUP TO HIDE IT. 485 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,711 I COULDN'T TELL HER WHY RUNYEN HIT ME, SO I... 486 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,847 - KATIE GOT A JOB AT YO-YO FRO-YO. 487 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,121 - DID THAT. 488 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,720 - WHAT? - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 489 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:10,623 . 490 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,757 - SO YOUR MOTHER WAS JUST HELPING ME TALK OUT MY STRESS 491 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,292 SO THAT MY BACK WOULD STOP TENSING UP. 492 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,557 - IN THE TUB? - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 493 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,396 - THAT IS POSSIBLY SLIGHTLY WEIRD. 494 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,701 - WE'RE AN...UNUSUAL FAMILY. 495 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,202 - ANYWAY, WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH YOU KIDS, 496 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,765 I AM NOT GONNA GET STRESSED OUT ABOUT IT 497 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,674 BECAUSE WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF AN EXCELLENT THERAPIST. 498 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,877 JOYCE, MAKE WITH THE THERAPY. 499 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,480 - OKAY. 500 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,722 WELL, KATIE, WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO REBEL SO-- 501 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,189 [scoffs] I CAN'T DO THIS. 502 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,248 I QUIT SCHOOL. I-I-I DROPPED OUT. 503 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,587 - WHAT? - I CHANGED MY MIND. 504 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,232 I DON'T WANT TO BE A THERAPIST. 505 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,658 I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE FOR CLIENTS. 506 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,804 I LIVED MY LIFE FOR YOU GUYS FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS. 507 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,459 NO REGRETS. 508 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,198 EVERY DAY'S A GIFT. 509 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,273 BUT I CANNOT HELP OTHER PEOPLE FIGURE OUT WHO THEY ARE 510 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,213 UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHO I AM. 511 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,708 THAT'S GONNA TAKE TIME. I'M VERY COMPLICATED. 512 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,510 - WE KNOW. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 513 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,242 - WAIT. SO YOU DIDN'T DROP OUT OF SCHOOL 514 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,707 'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS? 515 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,875 - MONEY PROBLEMS? NO! 516 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,683 WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 517 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,575 - MEL, CALM DOWN. - I'M CALM. 518 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,776 I'M PERFECTLY CALM! 519 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,447 - SWEETIE, WE ARE NOT HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS. 520 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,915 - OH, THANK GOD. 521 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,723 - HENRY, WHO GAVE YOU THE SHINER? 522 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,285 - OKAY. 523 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,485 [sighs] 524 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,826 RUNYEN ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED ME 'CAUSE HE WAS TRAINING ME 525 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,601 TO FIGHT THIS EIGHTH-GRADER 526 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,400 THAT SHOWED EVERYONE A PICTURE OF MOM AND CALLED HER A MILF! 527 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,972 AND IF WE'RE NOT HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS, 528 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,769 I SHOULD TRANSFER TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL. 529 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,241 - THE BOY CALLED ME A MILF? THAT'S...AWFUL. 530 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,912 DID HE SAY THAT ABOUT ANY OF THE OTHER MOTHERS? 531 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,941 DID HE CALL THEM THAT TERRIBLE THING OR JUST ME? 532 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,577 - SO SOME PUNK IS TALKING DIRTY ABOUT YOUR MOM 533 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,553 AND THREATENING TO FIGHT YOU? 534 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,921 - OKAY, DAD, CALM DOWN. - YEAH, RELAX, MEL. 535 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,990 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK UPSTAIRS, GET BACK IN THE TUB? 536 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,919 - NO, NO, NO. I FEEL LIKE MYSELF. 537 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,656 IF BEING ME COMES WITH OCCASIONAL BACK PAIN, 538 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,532 THEN SO BE IT. 539 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,230 KATIE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A JOB. 540 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,463 YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS. 541 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,767 - WHAT? 542 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,428 - HENRY, I SAID NO HANGING AROUND 543 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,467 WITH THOSE KNUCKLEHEAD EIGHTH-GRADE BOYS. 544 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,372 NO VIDEO GAMES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 545 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,574 - DAD! 546 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:09,235 - JOYCE, YOU ARE EMPATHETIC AND COMPASSIONATE AND SMART, 547 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,236 AND I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE, 548 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,648 YOU WILL BE VERY SUCCESSFUL. 549 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,649 JUST FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY. 550 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,581 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO GET MY CLIENT BACK. 551 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,817 ELVIS! 552 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,691 - DAD, YOU'RE IN MOM'S ROBE. - WHICH WOULD NOT HELP MY CASE. 553 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,822 - OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER ULTIMATELY SOLVED 554 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:25,887 ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS. 555 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,585 - LET'S GO, FISHER. 556 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,727 - AS FOR ME, 557 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,701 I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH JAKE. 558 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,300 - YOUR MOM'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 559 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,902 - JUST 'CAUSE YOUR HOT MOM RESCUED YOU TODAY 560 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,444 DOESN'T MEAN TOMORROW... 561 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,439 [upbeat music] 562 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,642 * 563 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,314 - [muffled] SORRY I'M LATE, SWEETIE. 564 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,853 I HAD TO STOP BY THE PHARMACY TO GET MY FOOT CREAM. 565 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,818 - YOU KNOW WHAT, HENRY? WE'RE GOOD. 566 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,619 COME ON. 567 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,621 HE'S GOT TO GET HOME... 568 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,663 TO THAT. 569 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,589 - KATIE WAS FREE TO QUIT HER JOB. 570 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,455 AND IN THE ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN SAGA OF HER AND ANTHONY, 571 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,664 THEY WERE ON AGAIN... 572 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,555 - SO DID YOU FIND SOMEONE TO REPLACE ME? 573 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,597 - YEP. 574 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,411 - WELL, FOR NOW. 575 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,854 - THAT'S MY BOY. 41092

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