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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]

[PENGUINS CHIRP]

[ALL CHEERING]

[SCREECHES]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog

and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

FINN: [YAWNS]

Man, why am I so sleepy?

Dude, we've been up for like seven days.

For realsies?

Yeah, for realsies.

JAKE: [SLOP!] Remember?

First, we rescued the

Slime Princess from the

Ghost-ship Vortex.

Then we slayed that fire dragon.

- [GROWLS] - [GASPS]

And that took a couple of days.

FINN: And we went to LSP's Quinceañera.

Oh, no way!

You guys made it!

JAKE: Helped Peppermint Butler with his goblin problem.

I swear I found him like this.

I don't know what happened.

We'll take care of it, Peppermint Butler.

We rescued Wildberry Princess

from the Ice King.

Aah!

I just want to be happy!

JAKE: Then we captured that Bandito.

[GRUNTS]

Thanks, you guys.

JAKE: Saved that house.

Thanks, you guys.

JAKE: And fed that duck.

Quack!

We've had a busy week.

I'm exhausted.

But happy.

Ha ha!

Good night, buddy.

Good night!

That's right, Finn.

Adventure till you drop.

[YAWNS]

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

Hey, Jake?

Yeah?

Can you sleep?

No.

I can't sleep, either.

Yeah, what's going on with that?

I don't know, but I've

got the strangest feeling...

That we're being watched.

Why is that horse staring at us?

That's supercreepy.

Man, I just want to go to sleep.

Maybe he's gone.

Not gonna be able to

sleep with that horse watching me.

Let's just close the shade.

Ha ha.

Outta sight, outta mind.

Good work, Jake.

See you in the morning, pal.

Ha ha!

[GASPS]

Why won't it stop?!

All right, man.

[YAWNING] Let's just go push

him off that hill or something.

Wait.

Maybe we can, um, just politely

ask it to leave.

Sure, man.

Hey, get out of here, horse!

I want to go to sleep,

and you're creeping me the math out!

Whoa, man!

Let me try, diplomat-style.

Pardon me, horse.

I beseech thou to split from my

land this night.

But I welcome thee to come back

from some luncheth some other day, okay?

[SQUEAK!]

Forget it, man.

This horse is whack.

It's got poo brain.

[SIGHS] Okay.

You're right.

We can try pushing it now.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

FINN: Move, horsey, come on!

Aah!

[GRUNTING] Come on, Jake.

Are you even pulling?!

[GRUNTING] I'm super-pulling!

This horse is a ridiculous weight!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

Math to this.

What now, man?

I didn't want to have

to use my powers on you, horse,

because I'm so sleepy.

But you pushed Jake too far!

[ROARS]

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[SQUEAK!]

He shouldn't creep us

out from way over there!

Let's get back to bed, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so ready for bed.

I want to marry my bed.

Me, too!

[HOOFBEATS]

Huh?

[GASPS]

No more. No more!

Where you going?

JAKE: I have an idea!

[ROARS]

I did it! Ha ha!

He can't stare at us if he's blind!

Look, man.

[GASPS]

Wha... Why?!

Stupid blindfold!

What's your deal, screwy?

Why are you messing with us, huh?

FINN: Jake!

That horse is whack with poo brain.

Yeah, I know, Finn.

I diagnosed this horse with

whacked-out poo brain five minutes ago.

Dude, poo brain means

we can lure it away from here using music.

Everything brainless likes music.

That's true.

You're a genius!

[SQUEAK!]

All right, horse, prepare to be lured.

[PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S "MOONLIGHT SONATA"]

Follow me, horsey.

FINN: Jake, it's not luring!

Huh?

Hmm.

So Beethoven's not luring enough for you, is it?

Well, how about some Mozart?

[PLAYING MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK"]

Huh?

[HISSES]

Whoa!

Whoa! Aah! Aah! Wha! Oh! Oh!

Stop! You're luring snakes! Stop!

Huh?

Oh, nuts.

Let me try to lure a mongoose.

Stop, man. [GRUNTS]

N-o-o-o! Aah!

[SIGHS] Dude, let's kill the horse.

What?!

I'm so tired, Finn.

No, man. We're not killing the horse.

Okay, we won't kill the horse.

We'll dress him up like a bunny. Ha ha!

And get a giant hawk --

Aah! - to kill him!

Wha?

[SCREECHING]

No, man.

That is wrong.

Eh.

Did I say that the hawk would kill him?

I meant that the hawk would

swoop down gently and take him

away to a land of sunshine and

love stuff and take care of him.

Whoa.

That sounds awesome.

What do you think?

It looks like a bunny.

[WHISTLES]

FINN: Come and get it, hawk!

JAKE: Any hawks, come and get it!

Easy, stupid, not-moving bunny.

Come on, hawks! Let's go!

Ah!

Ah!

Jake, I think I see a hawk or two.

[HAWKS SQUAWKING]

Cause more commotion to help the hawks.

Yeah!

Aah! Blblblblblbl!

Take the bunny!

Hey! Hey! Blah!

There they are!

They see our commotions!

Right here!

Right here! Yeah! - Yeah!

- JAKE: Right here! - FINN: Here!

Aah!

[HAWKS SQUAWKING]

Grab a good hold and fly away!

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GRUNTING]

The bunny! The bunny!

[HAWKS SQUAWKING]

What a beautiful sight.

We did it!

Back to sleep!

Ha ha!

Ahh!

Good night, buddy.

Good night, buddy.

Aah!

It's in our house now!

That's obvious, Finn.

You don't have to say that out loud.

Hey, this is all your fault, dude.

If you weren't so darn handsome,

animals wouldn't always be staring at you.

You're just mad at me

for being... handsome?

Well, you're the one who told me to lure snakes.

Aah!

I told you to lure the horse.

Yo u lured the snakes.

There's even one here in my underpants!

[SIGHS]

Wait a minute, dude.

Don't you see what this horse is doing?

It's tearing us apart.

Oh, man. You're right.

We have to get rid of this horse, for us!

I know, Bro. I know.

Oh, Finn, this horse is

bringing us together now.

This horse is a blessing.

What?!

Dude, you've lost it.

You...

Wait. Wait.

The horse is tearing us apart again.

You're right.

It's about time I showed this

horse who's the man.

What are you going to do?

Say that to me again.

What are you going to do?

Do.

Doo-doo.

I'm gonna kick that horse in the bottom.

Oh, my Grod.

[WARBLE!]

The Ice King?!

I should go.

You were spying on us?!

That's none of your business!

He was trying to learn

our bedtime secrets.

[GASPS]

Were you?

[POP! WHISTLE!]

[GASPS]

He was!

Did you find out that I sleep "in the nude"?

[HUMMING]

It's none of your

business how nude I sleep, Ice King!

None of your business!

Gentlemen, I'll see you later.

Hmm!

[WHISTLING]

[GROWLS]

Here's your sword, dude.

Thank you.

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

Ugh!

Jake!

Jake, look out!

Whoa!

[TING!]

Tell us why you were spying.

[GRUNTING] No!

Ugh!

Aah!

Snakes!

Quick!

Chuck them at the Ice King!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[THUD! THUD! THUD!]

[WARBLE!]

What's he doing?!

He's using his ice powers!

[RATTLE!] Ow!

Ow!

Ouch! Hey!

Hey!

Is that all the ice you have?

Hyah-yes!

Well, you should really have more!

We don't need any more.

What if you have guests?

Guests bring their own ice.

Whoa! Oh!

Tell us why you were

watching us or we'll --

we'll cut off your stupid head!

Yeah, and make it quick

'cause we're both really sleepy.

Okay! Okay!

I'll tell you!

I was watching you...

to learn how to be happy.

Wha?

Huh?

It's true.

I would like to be happy,

like you guys, but I have no idea how.

So you dressed up like a horse?

Have pity on me?

I've been so sad and miserable.

I cry all the time.

But whenever I see you two,

you always look so happy.

What?

They're just hopping over each other.

So, yes, I decided to spy on you,

dressed as a horse.

But I guess my plan failed.

All I observed was you two

arguing over... How to get rid of me.

[SNORING]

[POP!]

Hey!

Are you sleeping?!

Oh!

Is this it?

Sleeping?

Could it be that all I need is a

good night's rest?

Ahh.

I'm... Still not happy.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪