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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:39,773 The entire world is a collection of memoranda 2 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:43,710 that she did exist, and that I have lost her. 3 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,947 Whatever our souls are made of, 4 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,581 hers and mine are the same. 5 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,851 A rather pretentious way to open our story... 6 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,487 but I've always had a flair for the dramatic. 7 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:57,191 You see, this is our story... 8 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,126 Tessa's and mine. 9 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,995 It's a story you've heard before, 10 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,897 passed down from the Greeks, through Shakespeare, 11 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:06,633 the Brontes, Jane Austen. 12 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:10,670 It's the story of a young girl exploring her independence, 13 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:13,640 free from the bonds of her oppressive parent... 14 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:17,244 and promised to a boy she clearly does not love. 15 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,713 She meets a dashingly handsome young man 16 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,983 who sweeps her off her feet... 17 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:25,920 even though he represents everything she detests. 18 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,989 She falls for him, 19 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,191 gives herself to him, 20 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,994 and is ultimately betrayed by him 21 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,129 and left shattered. 22 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,967 Only it is he who is destroyed by his deceit. 23 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,903 When it feels as though all is lost, 24 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:47,174 the two reunite and live happily ever after. 25 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:51,278 Like I've said, a story you've heard before. 26 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,646 Only difference is... 27 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,017 this isn't that story. 28 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,001 Hey. Can I ask you a question? 29 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,303 - Piss off. - I'm looking for someone. 30 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,105 Piss off! 31 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,725 Whoo! Sure don't seem like Christmas out here, 32 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,861 all this heat we've been havin'. 33 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,298 Ya know, I hate the heat. 34 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,267 Heat make people do some crazy things. 35 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,702 Hoo! 36 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:36,250 Thank... Thank you! 37 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,852 Sorry. 38 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,258 Excuse me! Sir, can you hold that elevator, please! 39 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,393 Asswipe! 40 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,067 Thank you. 41 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,237 Did you call me an asswipe? 42 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,072 Excuse me? 43 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:01,008 You just called me an asswipe. 44 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,110 Um, no. I didn't. 45 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,413 Yeah, I guess I just imagined it. 46 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,748 Guess so. 47 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:12,052 Ya know, I was trying to hold the elevator for you. 48 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,188 Sure you were. 49 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,059 Look, I'm sorry. It's my first day. 50 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,061 I'm just trying to make an impression. 51 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,864 Well, you certainly succeeded at that. 52 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,735 Asswipe. 53 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,377 No, no, no, no... 54 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,145 - You work here? - Surprise. 55 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:39,346 Tessa! 56 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,115 Welcome to Vance Publishing. 57 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,782 Hi. Kimberly, right? 58 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,385 Excellent memory. I'm impressed. 59 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,053 Yes, she makes quite the impression. 60 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:46,987 You two know each other? 61 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,323 Uh... we're old friends. 62 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,791 Now, if you ladies will excuse me? 63 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,394 - Are you excited to get going? - Yeah. 64 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,862 Let's introduce you to the boss. 65 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:59,133 Shut the fuck up and listen to me! 66 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,868 This might not be the best time for introductions. 67 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,105 Why don't I show you your office? 68 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,041 Trevor! 69 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,176 On it. 70 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,282 I apologize for the mess. 71 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:16,951 We've been short on interns lately, 72 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,419 and we're a bit backlogged. 73 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,087 That seems crazy to me. 74 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,223 People I know would kill for an internship here. 75 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:23,790 I know, it's just that Vance 76 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,858 has this small problem with 77 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,261 firing them after a day. 78 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,529 But that's not going to happen to you. 79 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,497 I have a good feeling about this. 80 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,967 But like I said during the interview, 81 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,801 your job is to read five manuscripts a week, 82 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,137 and if you like them, just forward them on to me. 83 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,340 - Okay. - The kitchen is right down the hall. 84 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,508 Feel free to place any order for lunch. 85 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,011 - Any questions? - Uh, no. I'm good. 86 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,247 You got this. 87 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,438 Mmm. 88 00:06:45,306 --> 00:06:47,374 Mr. Vance! 89 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,210 Um... Um, I'm so sorry. 90 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,612 I must have dozed off. 91 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,081 - What time is it? - 9:25. 92 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,052 9:25? 93 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,187 - Am I fired? - Sit down. 94 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,090 You mean to tell me you read three books 95 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,259 and did coverage on all of them last night, 96 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:09,963 and you think Carnival of Light by Niko Tanaka is a great read? 97 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,864 Yeah, it is. It's, uh, 98 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,300 she has a really original voice, 99 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:15,436 it's a lot like an early Margaret Atwood, 100 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,037 The Edible Woman, 101 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:20,274 - Surfacing... - I'm coming down now. 102 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,243 Grab your things. Come with me. 103 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,379 Oh, shit. 104 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,252 Morning, Mr. Vance. 105 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,355 - Morning, sir. - Mr. Vance, I was just... 106 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:36,490 I was wondering if we had time to go back to... 107 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,058 Get in. 108 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:40,494 Because I have to get my phone charger in at... 109 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,230 Oh, we're closing the door! 110 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,101 Little work tip. 111 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,636 - Hmm? - It helps if you don't wear the same clothes every day. 112 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,271 That, and showering. 113 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,910 Um, where are we going? 114 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,645 There's a digital publishing conference, 115 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,981 and I need to secure some funding for my expansion. 116 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,154 Fuck off! 117 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,358 What part of "We're closed" don't... 118 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:13,026 - Hi. - You busy? 119 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,995 Kind of in the middle of something. 120 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:19,333 So, you know, why don't you come back tomorrow? 121 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,668 Or just come in right now. 122 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,041 I'm good. 123 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,911 Come on, it'll ease the pain. 124 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,714 I like the pain. 125 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:37,985 Well, suit yourself, you fuckin' masochist. 126 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,459 Welcome back the Montgomery, Mr. Vance. 127 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,394 I have your rooms ready for you. 128 00:08:47,428 --> 00:08:50,097 We had a printer delivered to Mr. Trevor Matthews' room. 129 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,232 Unfortunately, Ms. Young's room wasn't ready, 130 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,668 so we had her upgraded to a suite with compliments of the management. 131 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,370 Has Mr. Jiang checked in yet? 132 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,105 I do believe he's at the bar. 133 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,339 Of course he is. 134 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,542 So I get a printer and you get a suite. 135 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,010 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 136 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,678 Definitely. 137 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,513 Hon', do you mind taking Tessa shopping? 138 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,748 She needs something for tonight. 139 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,083 I trust you. 140 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,353 Let's go have some fun. 141 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,491 Are you sure that I can get in? 142 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,526 Because I've never been to a nightclub before. 143 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,528 But don't they check...? 144 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:25,199 You'll be with us. It won't be a problem. 145 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,734 Look, before we go outside, 146 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,736 I just wanted to tell you something. 147 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,038 Okay. 148 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,173 Vance and I are... 149 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,176 more than co-workers. 150 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,212 Oh. 151 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:41,281 It was strictly a work thing for years, 152 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:43,050 especially after his wife died, 153 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,019 then I started helping out with his son Smith, 154 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,456 and, well, love can really take you by surprise. 155 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,525 Yes, it can. 156 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:56,730 - That's him? - Mm-hmm. 157 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,533 - Aw. - He's the sweetest kid. 158 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,569 Ohh. 159 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:06,340 Can't wait for them to see you in this dress tonight. 160 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,475 Oh, shoot. 161 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:10,444 We forgot to buy you underwear. 162 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,412 But my clothes are at the laundry. 163 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,715 If I leave now, I can run back to the mall... 164 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,350 Oh, no, no, no. No. It's fine. 165 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,485 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 166 00:10:18,987 --> 00:10:22,489 Okay, I guess we're goin' commando, then. 167 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,064 I can't believe I've been at Vance for only a day. 168 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:34,535 Well, Hardin said we'd be lucky to have you. 169 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:38,272 - You spoke to Hardin. - No, Vance did. 170 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,107 He didn't tell you? 171 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,643 Must have slipped his mind. 172 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:19,346 Yes, well, as long as we're at the conference by two... 173 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,750 Wow. 174 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,054 You clean up nicely. 175 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,256 Gee, Trevor, you sure know how to charm the ladies. 176 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,757 Tessa, you look stunning. 177 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,659 Thank you. 178 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,795 On the move. 179 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,674 So what books have you written? 180 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,810 Oh, this and that. 181 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:58,619 Feel like I'm sitting at the kids' table. 182 00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,287 Thanks. 183 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,456 No, that's not what I meant. Sorry. 184 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,824 I hate nightclubs. 185 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,927 Probably because I suck at dancing. 186 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,328 I love Ohio football, but I hate nightclubs. 187 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,464 Why are we here? 188 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,899 Him. 189 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,902 Mr. Jiang. 190 00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:17,504 His family owns a hedge fund worth 800 million 191 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,942 and it's considering investing in Vance's expansion. 192 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,309 You want me to get you a drink? 193 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,777 I'm gonna stick with water. 194 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,879 All my budget really allows these days. 195 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,915 I thought you were a paid intern. 196 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:30,884 You'd be surprised how much Uber charges can add up. 197 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,320 I mean, I'd be lucky to break even. 198 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,592 - I'll go. - What it is? 199 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:43,296 Sex on the Beach. 200 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:45,465 Quite a beach. 201 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:51,571 Grab a straw. On your mark, get set, go. 202 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,213 It's really good. 203 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,482 Mr. Jiang, have you had a chance to look at my numbers yet? 204 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,384 With the forecast of rising interest rates... 205 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,787 Again. Just... 206 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,923 Yeah. 207 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,428 We're gonna get fucked up tonight! 208 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,715 Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. 209 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,650 That's a stupid fucking expression. 210 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,885 Why would a cat drag me anywhere? 211 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,221 Welcome back, bro. 212 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,793 Did you miss us? 213 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,504 Wait. I don't get it. 214 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,639 Of course you don't. 215 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,642 This is great! 216 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,515 I feel like dancing! 217 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,060 Guess who. 218 00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:20,627 Okay, I'll give you a hint. 219 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,930 She's super fuckin' hot, a lot of fun, 220 00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:24,898 and loves to fuck. 221 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,400 - Mother Teresa. - No. Ew. 222 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,971 Ta-da! 223 00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:33,040 I know, I look amazing. I've had, like, no carbs in eight weeks, 224 00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,042 - but I'm feeling fucking fantastic. - Wow. 225 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:36,978 Yeah, its from the lack of carbs and not all the blow. 226 00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:38,445 Don't you have some carpets to munch on? 227 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,679 Don't you have some dick to suck? 228 00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:46,413 What do I have to do to make you forgive me? 229 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,416 - I know I've been really bad. - Worse than bad. 230 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,086 Yeah, but you like it when I'm bad. 231 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,421 You know you miss me. 232 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,594 Now get the fuck off me. 233 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,030 Whoa! 234 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,465 What the fuck, Hardin?! 235 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,069 Hardin, you didn't mind fucking me before, though, right? 236 00:16:08,102 --> 00:16:10,403 Oh, let me guess. 237 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,940 You're still moping over that stuck-up bitch. 238 00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,608 Don't fuckin' talk about her, okay?! 239 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,444 Look at you. You look like a lost little puppy 240 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,146 over some Virgin Mary-turned-skank 241 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:23,150 who doesn't even want you! 242 00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:25,485 Ohhh, God. 243 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,122 What the fuck you looking at, freshman? 244 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:33,027 You want me to steal your boyfriend? So turn the fuck around. 245 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,162 I look hot. 246 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:46,908 Tessa? 247 00:16:46,941 --> 00:16:48,675 Hi! I just, uh, 248 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,077 I just wanted to inform you 249 00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:52,179 that I look hot, 250 00:16:52,213 --> 00:16:53,747 and you're missing it. 251 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,849 Tessa, where are you? 252 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,751 Whoo! Somewhere that you're not. 253 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,587 Tess, I have your location, I can find you. 254 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,124 How much have you had to drink? 255 00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:05,159 I don't know, like five? 256 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,193 Five what? 257 00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:08,561 Uh, Sex on the Beaches. 258 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,966 Or is it Sexes on the Beaches? 259 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,902 That coulda been fun! 260 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,670 You are wasted. 261 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,973 Oh, hey, Hardin? I'm the commander. 262 00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:21,242 I've been the commander all night. 263 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,944 Command... 264 00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:24,577 What's it called? 265 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,514 I'm not wearing any underwear! 266 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,649 - Aaah! Ha ha ha! - Tess, who are you with? 267 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,651 Why haven't you called me? 268 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:32,987 I've texted you a hundred times! 269 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,188 You haven't replied! 270 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,090 I actually have to go, 271 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,725 but it was nice talking to you, Mr. Hardin Scott, 272 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,094 so goodbye. 273 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:43,463 Don't fu... Te... 274 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,199 Tessa. 275 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,234 Trevor! 276 00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:49,971 I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground. 277 00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:51,671 - I'm leaving. - Yeah, no, me too. 278 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,174 Can we order room service? 279 00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:55,542 I... I want French fries 280 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,545 and... ice cream. 281 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,680 Dow! 282 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,685 Nothin' like a vanilla sundae at three in the morning. 283 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,955 Yeah, it sounded better in the moment. 284 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:12,525 - So... Tessa. - Hmm. 285 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,261 - Tessa Young. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,563 Why the hell are you in publishing? 287 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,732 Well, I love to read... 288 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,069 That makes sense. 289 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:24,704 What's your favorite book? 290 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:28,842 It's The Principles of Economics by Alfred Marshall. 291 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,810 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is. 292 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,947 No, I mean... I mean, like, fiction. 293 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,949 Like... Like a real book. 294 00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:36,951 I don't do fiction. 295 00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:38,752 I mean, have you seen how I dress? 296 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,287 - You heathen! - Heathen? 297 00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,056 You heathen! 298 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,325 Fiction's an escape from reality, 299 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:46,293 it's a way that, like, you can live a hundred lives, 300 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:47,861 or even a thousand. 301 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,629 I don't need to live a thousand lives. 302 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,533 Okay? And I would rather watch paint dry. 303 00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:57,204 I, um, that wasn't... 304 00:18:57,238 --> 00:18:59,672 No, I... that wasn't supposed to happen. 305 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,821 Look, I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing. 306 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,625 We just have to soak it before it stains. 307 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,228 Can I have your pants? 308 00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:23,197 - Tessa... - Gimme your pants! 309 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,000 Otherwise it's gonna stain. 310 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,608 Tessa! 311 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,278 - Tessa, open the door. - Is that Hardin Scott? 312 00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:40,014 Open the door! 313 00:19:43,284 --> 00:19:45,119 Hi. 314 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:48,822 Are you trying to get me kicked out of this place? 315 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,691 Yeah, come on in, why don't you? 316 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,827 Hey... 317 00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:57,031 Hey, Hardin, didn't see ya. How ya been? 318 00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:59,732 - Fucking Trevor?! - Time to go, I think. 319 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,135 - I'm just gonna... - No, you're not. 320 00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,137 - I just wanna talk to him! - No! No... 321 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:05,039 - Tessa... Tessa... - Stop! 322 00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:07,640 - Hardin, I think this is a mis... - Fuck off. 323 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,809 You're such a dick. Why are you even here? 324 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,378 I'm a dick? 325 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,746 I'm not the one taking advantage of drunk girls. 326 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,715 You... You do know that not every guy 327 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,052 is trying to get in my pants, right? 328 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,287 - You'd be surprised. - You can't tell me 329 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:22,957 who I can and can't have sex with, because it's none of your business anymore! 330 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,658 - Were you going to have sex with him? - Oh, my God! 331 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,961 - What? - You're insane! 332 00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,964 You're avoiding the question. 333 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,271 What if I was? 334 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,406 What? 335 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,977 You heard me. 336 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,046 What if I was? 337 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,282 What, you don't like that? 338 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:51,252 You don't like the idea of Trevor's hands... 339 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,354 all over my body? 340 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:56,190 Touching me? 341 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,862 I've missed this. 342 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:06,200 - Tessa, you're drunk. - Mm-hmm. So? 343 00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:09,736 Tess... 344 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,071 Hmm! 345 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,306 You don't want this? 346 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,109 Of course I want this, but I... 347 00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:18,979 Hardin... you have two options here. 348 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,715 Either you fuck me, 349 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,952 or you leave. 350 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,054 You decide. 351 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,182 Ohh. 352 00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:03,290 - Do you have a condom? - Are you sure? 353 00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:05,326 - Why not. - You'll hate me tomorrow. 354 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:08,329 Yeah, well, I hate you already. 355 00:22:22,943 --> 00:22:24,811 Tell me I'm the only one. 356 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,879 You're the only one. 357 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:51,272 Mmm. 358 00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,289 - Hi! - Morning! 359 00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,057 - Kimberly! - You up? 360 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,558 Yeah... no, yeah, I've been up for a while. 361 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,327 - See you down in five. - Five minutes? 362 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,262 - Problem? - Nope, not a problem. 363 00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:17,231 - Meet you in the lobby. - Okay, I'll be right down. 364 00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:19,967 - Don't be late. - Okay. Bye. 365 00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,137 Shit! 366 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:29,143 Where are my clothes?! 367 00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:36,450 Ohh! 368 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,120 Tessa! 369 00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,256 Come back to bed. 370 00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:45,326 Tessa! 371 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,860 What?! What do you want?! 372 00:23:48,295 --> 00:23:51,265 The other Tessa. The one who's nice? 373 00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:54,335 Yeah, well, she's late for work. 374 00:23:58,539 --> 00:24:00,307 - Where are my... - Why are you so... 375 00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:02,443 Hey! Privacy! 376 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,379 Privacy. After what we did last night, 377 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:06,547 you want privacy? 378 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:07,915 Don't remind me. 379 00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:09,650 Hey, you called me. 380 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,985 I didn't tell you to come here. 381 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:14,054 Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling 382 00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:16,156 you're not entirely cool with what happened last night. 383 00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:17,491 No, I'm not cool with it. 384 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,126 Well, do you want to talk about it? 385 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:21,228 Nope. You hurt me and I can't forgive you. 386 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,930 - That's it. - So last night meant nothing. 387 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,264 I was drunk. 388 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,167 I called you, you came here... 389 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,269 I made a mistake. 390 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:30,971 But you obviously missed me. 391 00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:33,006 I didn't know what I was doing. 392 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,541 - From kissing that guy, to... - What? 393 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:36,377 - What? - From kissing? 394 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:38,178 - What did you say? - I didn't say anything. 395 00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:39,913 - You said "kissing that guy." - No. 396 00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:41,582 - What?! T... - I need to go. 397 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,584 Tessa, wait. Tessa! 398 00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:46,353 Tessa! 399 00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:49,323 Put your clothes on! 400 00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:52,593 - Who did you kiss? - No one! 401 00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:53,994 - Was it Trevor? - No! 402 00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:55,362 My Tessa would never 403 00:24:55,396 --> 00:24:56,930 kiss a fuckin' stranger at a club. 404 00:24:56,964 --> 00:24:59,099 There is no "your Tessa" anymore! 405 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:05,105 Yeah, well, when you were kissing that guy, I was fucking Molly. 406 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,977 Fuck you! 407 00:25:14,548 --> 00:25:16,650 Fuck! 408 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:23,957 - Oh! - Sorry. 409 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,561 Hi. 410 00:25:27,928 --> 00:25:30,097 - Hi. - Got us some lattes. 411 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:31,598 Thank you. 412 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,003 Oh. Thank you. 413 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:38,405 So, interesting night. 414 00:25:38,439 --> 00:25:42,342 Trevor, I'm... so sorry about last night. 415 00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:44,978 No, don't be. If I showed up to my girlfriend's hotel room 416 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,714 and I saw a half-naked, incredibly handsome man there, 417 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:49,116 I'd react the same way. 418 00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:51,084 Is he still lurking around? 419 00:25:51,118 --> 00:25:53,253 Should I be hiding in the van? 420 00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:54,988 He's the one that should be hiding, 421 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:57,257 and we are not together. 422 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:01,495 How do you two know each other? 423 00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:04,698 - Hardin worked at Vance last year. - He did? 424 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,234 Yeah. Same position as you, actually. 425 00:26:07,267 --> 00:26:08,735 Kind of a sad story. 426 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:11,672 We were best of friends, and... 427 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,507 then we became lovers, 428 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,677 and then I found a red hair on my pillow. 429 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:19,012 Hilarious. 430 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:20,747 Ya know, I didn't peg you as the bad boy type. 431 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:24,117 We'll save that for another time. 432 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,787 My hero. Ohh. 433 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,089 Anyone else feel like death? 434 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:32,025 I don't know what you two said or did to Neil last night, 435 00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:34,761 but he just wrote a humongous check to finance our expansion. 436 00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,097 Good job. 437 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:51,111 What are you doing here? 438 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:53,146 I need some advice. 439 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,615 Advice? 440 00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,483 You want advice from me? 441 00:26:56,517 --> 00:26:58,285 Yeah. 442 00:26:58,318 --> 00:26:59,753 I'm that desperate. 443 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,055 Oh, insults. Great. 444 00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:04,224 I thought you were an imposter for a second. 445 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:06,793 - Look, bro, I know I- - No, step-bro. 446 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:09,763 I'm not your brother. You made that very clear. 447 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,266 And if I was Tessa, I'd never speak to you again, Hardin. 448 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:15,202 - It's unforgiveable. - You think I don't know that?! 449 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:17,204 I know I fucked up! I know! 450 00:27:17,237 --> 00:27:20,307 She won't return my calls or texts. 451 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,476 I found out she kissed some guy. 452 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,112 And... And I told her I fucked Molly. 453 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,414 - You slept with Molly? - No, I said I did. 454 00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:29,116 That's the point. I didn't. 455 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,617 I said it to get back at her, 456 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:33,186 and I-I realized how stupid that was. 457 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:35,255 - Yeah. - Oh, fuck this! 458 00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:38,792 So you're just gonna run away like you do from everything. Right? 459 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,228 - Where you goin'? - London. 460 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:43,430 I was going to take her with me. 461 00:27:43,463 --> 00:27:45,265 I'll see you next year. 462 00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:48,302 Hardin, do you really love her? 463 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,437 No bullshit. 464 00:27:51,471 --> 00:27:52,806 Yes. 465 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,575 Of course I fucking love her. 466 00:27:54,608 --> 00:27:57,844 I've never felt this way about anyone before! 467 00:27:57,878 --> 00:28:01,648 Just wish I didn't fuck the whole thing up. 468 00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:40,220 Focus. 469 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:43,190 Knock knock. 470 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,858 - Hi. - Hi. 471 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,194 You're probably goin' out of town for break, 472 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:49,763 so just wanna say happy holidays, and a happy birthday. 473 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:52,566 - It's your birthday, right? - Tomorrow. 474 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,701 I made you something. 475 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,872 What's... What's this? 476 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:02,376 It is a cost analysis breakdown 477 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,211 of your weekly Uber expenditure 478 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,546 versus owning a used car. 479 00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:09,182 Okay... 480 00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:12,552 I know. It's just, turns out you're wasting a lot of money. 481 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:16,356 I did a little research, and I found a 2013 Toyota Corolla, 482 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:18,358 in town, in excellent condition. 483 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:21,294 I went down to the dealership, negotiated terms, 484 00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:24,798 and you'd put no money down, you only pay 150 bucks a month. 485 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:27,734 Vance also agreed to put your auto insurance on company policy, 486 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,369 so that's free. 487 00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:31,238 This is, of course, if you want to do it. 488 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,272 I just like crunching numbers... 489 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:33,640 Oh, my God! 490 00:29:33,674 --> 00:29:35,676 - I take it you... - Oh, my God! Mwah! 491 00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:37,811 Thank you. 492 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:42,482 Bye, Tessa. 493 00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:49,924 So, what do you think? 494 00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:51,993 Well, you know, 495 00:29:52,026 --> 00:29:53,660 it's, uh... 496 00:29:53,694 --> 00:29:55,462 it's very Tessa. 497 00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,431 I will take that as a compliment. 498 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,566 I'm right up there. 499 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,738 How's Dakota? 500 00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:07,741 Um, I'm actually looking at your birthday horoscope. 501 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:11,678 So first off, you share a birthday with... 502 00:30:11,712 --> 00:30:14,214 - Joseph Stalin. - Great. 503 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,518 - You are a proud, idealistic person... - Like Stalin. 504 00:30:18,552 --> 00:30:21,688 You are more emotional than is obvious. 505 00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:25,659 You may solidify a romantic relationship 506 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:29,896 or become involved with a mature partner. 507 00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:32,033 Mature. That doesn't really sound... 508 00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:34,468 No, it doesn't. 509 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,903 He left for London. 510 00:30:35,937 --> 00:30:38,371 Have you heard from him? 511 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:40,942 I haven't, because I blocked him. 512 00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:43,276 That'll work. 513 00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:47,314 Bye. 514 00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:27,721 Whose place is this? 515 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,903 "You can draw me to fire, 516 00:32:48,936 --> 00:32:50,871 "you can draw me to water. 517 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:53,440 "You can draw me to the gallows, 518 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,043 you can draw me to any death." 519 00:33:29,643 --> 00:33:32,512 Well, here we are. I could run you a bath 520 00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,015 if you'd like to get more comfortable. 521 00:33:34,048 --> 00:33:35,882 I would love that. 522 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:40,887 I remember when you and I used to take baths together. 523 00:33:42,256 --> 00:33:44,191 Oh, my goodness! Tessa? 524 00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:46,493 - Tessa. - Hardin's mother. 525 00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:47,861 Hardin said you were gonna be out of town, 526 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,763 I didn't think I was gonna meet you! 527 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:51,464 - Yeah. - My God, 528 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,234 I cannot believe how pretty you are. 529 00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:55,102 I mean, Hardin said you were the most beautiful girl in the world, 530 00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:58,239 but honestly, I thought you were gonna be covered in tattoos, 531 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:00,207 green hair, and a piercing on your bean. 532 00:34:00,241 --> 00:34:01,775 - What bean? - Mum. 533 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:03,244 Don't be so melodramatic, Hardin. 534 00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:04,979 You and I are gonna be the best of friends. 535 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:06,579 Do you mind if I use the loo? 536 00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,149 Yeah, of course. It's just, um... 537 00:34:08,182 --> 00:34:10,483 Oh, look at you! 538 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,188 - Why are you here? - I came to get the rest of my stuff. 539 00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,990 - You were supposed to be in London. - I know. 540 00:34:16,023 --> 00:34:17,757 I didn't want to go without you, so she came here. 541 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,726 Why didn't you tell her that we broke up? 542 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,761 She was so excited when I told her first, 543 00:34:21,795 --> 00:34:23,230 - I couldn't ruin it for her. - Hardin! 544 00:34:23,264 --> 00:34:24,932 She's my mum! I couldn't tell her 545 00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:27,034 about the stupid bet, okay? I'm sorry. 546 00:34:27,068 --> 00:34:31,571 I don't expect you to pretend we're still together. 547 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:33,941 - It's fine. - What's fine? 548 00:34:33,975 --> 00:34:37,111 I said it's fine. I'll play along. 549 00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:39,280 Thank you, Tessa. Thank you so much. 550 00:34:39,313 --> 00:34:41,048 Thanks for the Kindle. 551 00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:43,217 Fuck! Happy birthday! 552 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,752 - Is it your birthday? - Yeah, it is. 553 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,654 Why are we not celebrating? 554 00:34:47,687 --> 00:34:50,657 'Cause I... I was just about to head out of town. 555 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:53,060 - No! - Yeah, I'm gonna see my mom. 556 00:34:53,094 --> 00:34:57,764 Can I be selfish and ask you to stay another night? 557 00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:01,168 Well, my mom's sort of expec... 558 00:35:01,202 --> 00:35:04,571 We don't know when we're gonna see each other again. 559 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,607 Yeah. I, uh, I... I guess I can leave tomorrow. 560 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,743 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. 561 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:13,713 I am gonna whip you up a homemade birthday cake that is gonna blow your mind. 562 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:15,082 Cool. 563 00:35:15,116 --> 00:35:16,683 Cool. 564 00:35:23,090 --> 00:35:25,026 I know I'm biased 'cause I'm his mum, 565 00:35:25,059 --> 00:35:27,928 but isn't that just the cutest little bum you've ever seen? 566 00:35:27,962 --> 00:35:29,696 Oh, my God, Mum, please. 567 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:31,631 - Hush. - It's a pretty cute bum, 568 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:33,633 Hardin. 569 00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:34,935 Right. Well, uh, 570 00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:36,736 you guys are obviously having lots of fun, 571 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:39,073 so I'm just gonna clear up, 572 00:35:39,106 --> 00:35:42,209 and then... set myself on fire. 573 00:35:42,243 --> 00:35:44,844 So Hardin tells me you're an English major as well. 574 00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:48,349 Mm-hmm. I'm in the process of switching from econ. 575 00:35:48,382 --> 00:35:52,719 I actually just got an internship at Vance Publishing. 576 00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,854 Vance, as in... Christian Vance? 577 00:35:54,888 --> 00:35:56,991 Mm-hmm. 578 00:35:58,092 --> 00:36:00,995 Hardin and I stayed with Vance for a few years 579 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,729 when Ken and I broke up. 580 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:04,864 - Really? - Yeah. 581 00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:07,234 Hardin never mentioned that. 582 00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:08,768 Never mentioned what? 583 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:11,305 Nothing, darling. Just girl talk. 584 00:36:40,034 --> 00:36:43,204 I'm just gonna grab a blanket and sleep on the floor. 585 00:36:43,237 --> 00:36:47,374 You don't think we could share the bed and not... 586 00:36:47,408 --> 00:36:49,809 - You know. - Do you? 587 00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:51,711 Well, I'd like to think 588 00:36:51,744 --> 00:36:55,049 that we're not total Neanderthals. 589 00:36:55,682 --> 00:36:57,784 Okay. 590 00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,825 G'night. 591 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,962 Good night. 592 00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:18,405 Um... 593 00:37:19,073 --> 00:37:22,775 I'm gonna leave early in the morning 594 00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:25,312 to... to head out of town. 595 00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,885 Okay. 596 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:36,023 Thank you for staying tonight. 597 00:37:37,191 --> 00:37:39,326 Thanks for having me. 598 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:47,401 Sorry. 599 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:50,137 No. No, it's... That's okay. 600 00:38:05,986 --> 00:38:08,055 That feels nice. 601 00:38:08,989 --> 00:38:11,091 - Does it? - Mm-hmm. 602 00:38:27,241 --> 00:38:30,244 - Did you have a nice birthday? - Yeah, I did. 603 00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:33,981 And thank you again for the... gift, 604 00:38:34,014 --> 00:38:35,382 it was really thoughtful. 605 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:38,252 I found it when I was getting my stuff. 606 00:38:38,285 --> 00:38:40,354 I'm glad you like it. 607 00:38:41,222 --> 00:38:43,924 I love it. 608 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:54,969 I got a car. 609 00:38:55,369 --> 00:38:57,804 - You got a car? - Mm-hmm. 610 00:38:58,439 --> 00:39:00,740 What car did you get? 611 00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:06,413 A white one. 612 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:10,750 Well, happy birthday. 613 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,322 Night. 614 00:39:19,293 --> 00:39:21,395 Good night. 615 00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:28,068 - Good night. - Good night. 616 00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:32,072 Good night. 617 00:39:43,484 --> 00:39:45,785 - Hardin. - Huh? 618 00:39:46,186 --> 00:39:48,289 This isn't working. 619 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,858 Why? What's wrong? 620 00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:55,229 Feel. 621 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,268 Oh. 622 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:07,007 You? 623 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:13,347 Oh. 624 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,401 Hardin, we should stop. 625 00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:37,271 Okay. 626 00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:38,639 Three seconds and we'll stop. 627 00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:40,974 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 628 00:40:42,976 --> 00:40:45,245 - Three... - Three... 629 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,348 - two... - two... 630 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:50,150 - one. - one. 631 00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:00,060 - Okay, ten more seconds. - Okay. 632 00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,929 - And then we'll stop. - Okay. 633 00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:04,064 - Yeah? - Yeah. 634 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:11,905 Will you apologize to your mum for us kidnapping you last night? 635 00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:14,007 I will. 636 00:41:15,209 --> 00:41:19,113 I can't tell you how much it means to me to see Hardin this way. 637 00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:21,281 What way? 638 00:41:21,315 --> 00:41:23,417 Happy. 639 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:26,920 What? 640 00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:31,525 - Bye. - Bye. 641 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:00,387 Nice wheels! 642 00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:03,290 - Vroom vroom! - Noah, hi! 643 00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:04,625 - Hi! - It's good to see you! 644 00:42:04,658 --> 00:42:06,093 Good to see you too. 645 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,428 Mmm. 646 00:42:07,461 --> 00:42:09,563 Okay... 647 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:13,233 Your mom told me that you were comin' home today, so I figured I'd come greet you. 648 00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:15,202 Did she have you on speed dial 649 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:17,070 the second I crossed the county line? 650 00:42:17,104 --> 00:42:18,472 I mean, can you blame her? 651 00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:20,340 She knows a good thing when she sees it. 652 00:42:20,374 --> 00:42:21,975 - Right. - Right. 653 00:42:22,009 --> 00:42:23,677 Um, how's senior year? 654 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,380 You know me, breakin' hearts and takin' names. 655 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:29,016 - That's you. - Yeah? Yeah. 656 00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:31,485 Your mom told me about the internship. 657 00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:33,754 - That's really awesome. - Thanks. Yeah. 658 00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:36,256 And everything's cool with the whole thing with your dad. 659 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:38,192 - What whole thing with my dad? - What? 660 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:39,726 N-Nothing. Nothing. 661 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,663 - What do you mean, nothing? - I-I don't know. 662 00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:45,399 - I thought that she would have... - Thought she what? 663 00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,135 Uh... 664 00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:50,604 Are you kidding? 665 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:53,240 - Why is she calling you? - I'm sorry, Tess. 666 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:55,075 Sorry, I got stuck at work. 667 00:42:55,108 --> 00:42:56,643 - Is she there yet? - Mom? 668 00:42:56,677 --> 00:42:58,779 - Carol, she knows! - Knows what?! 669 00:42:58,812 --> 00:43:00,447 Oh! Tessa's with you. 670 00:43:00,481 --> 00:43:02,015 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 671 00:43:02,049 --> 00:43:03,317 What is going on with Dad?! 672 00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,419 Okay, that was rude. 673 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,788 I'm just asking you about Dad. 674 00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:09,289 Fine. 675 00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:10,757 Your father wanted to see you, 676 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:13,093 but I chased him off. 677 00:43:13,126 --> 00:43:15,028 Why are you getting so worked up about this? 678 00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,763 I'm not getting worked up! 679 00:43:16,797 --> 00:43:18,799 I just don't understand why you'd keep that a secret. 680 00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:22,469 And you never kept any secrets from me? 681 00:43:22,503 --> 00:43:25,606 Because I can think of a big one, and so can Noah. 682 00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:27,641 I thought we got past this little hiccup 683 00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:29,610 once you got your heart broken. 684 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:31,512 But I can tell by the sound of your voice 685 00:43:31,545 --> 00:43:33,280 that this not the case. 686 00:43:33,313 --> 00:43:35,616 This boy is not good for you, Teresa. 687 00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:38,385 - He is just like your father. - I'm hanging up. 688 00:43:38,418 --> 00:43:41,522 - No! Don't you fucking hang up on me! - This was a mistake. 689 00:43:41,555 --> 00:43:43,657 Theresa? Theresa? 690 00:43:44,424 --> 00:43:46,293 I blew it. 691 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:48,095 I blew it, Carol. I don't know what happened. 692 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:19,693 Mummy? 693 00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:31,138 No! 694 00:44:31,171 --> 00:44:32,306 Mummy? 695 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,342 Hardin, get back upstairs now! 696 00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:38,645 Hey. Hey, I'm right here. 697 00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:40,781 Hey. Hey. 698 00:44:42,516 --> 00:44:44,384 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. 699 00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:48,088 It was just a nightmare. 700 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,602 Morning. 701 00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:04,738 There... um, there's tea. I... Help yourself. 702 00:45:04,771 --> 00:45:06,873 Thanks. 703 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:09,576 Is he okay? 704 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:11,845 - Hmm? - The nightmares. 705 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,381 I heard him last night. 706 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:16,516 Um, he's sleeping now. 707 00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:21,788 How long have they been going on? 708 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:25,726 Uh, ever since he was eight. 709 00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:29,529 Um, he, uh, well... 710 00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:33,367 He told me... 711 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,302 about that night and what he saw. 712 00:45:35,335 --> 00:45:37,437 The assault. 713 00:45:38,072 --> 00:45:41,842 Whoa. He's never told anyone that before. 714 00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:46,513 I'm so sorry for what happened to you. 715 00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:50,417 I just hoped he'd forget the whole thing. 716 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,857 But the nightmares kicked in. 717 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:59,359 Sorry. 718 00:45:59,393 --> 00:46:01,662 And I took him to therapist after therapist, 719 00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:03,864 but nothing seemed to help. 720 00:46:03,897 --> 00:46:08,368 And then he started self-medicating with alcohol. 721 00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,504 But, um... 722 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:16,510 ...he told me that the nightmares went away 723 00:46:16,543 --> 00:46:18,545 when he started seeing you. 724 00:46:20,982 --> 00:46:23,283 I didn't know that. 725 00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:28,488 May I ask... 726 00:46:28,522 --> 00:46:30,891 why does your mum hate him so much? 727 00:46:30,925 --> 00:46:33,326 Um, Hardin's your son... 728 00:46:33,928 --> 00:46:36,196 Yes, and I love him, 729 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:39,900 but he is not without his challenges. 730 00:46:39,934 --> 00:46:44,438 You can tell me. What happened between you two? 731 00:46:46,707 --> 00:46:48,809 He lied to me. 732 00:46:49,409 --> 00:46:51,979 - A big lie? - A massive lie. 733 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,415 Is he sorry? 734 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:58,852 He is. 735 00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:02,389 What are you two gabbing on about? 736 00:47:02,422 --> 00:47:04,424 Make sure you brush your teeth. 737 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,527 He used to give me such a hard time about brushing his teeth. 738 00:47:07,561 --> 00:47:09,262 Mum, for the love of God, 739 00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:10,932 of course I'm gonna brush my teeth. 740 00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,034 Great. Morning! 741 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:16,303 Morning. Thank you. 742 00:47:16,938 --> 00:47:19,006 I love your mom. 743 00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,775 She's all right. 744 00:47:24,578 --> 00:47:26,680 Happy belated. 745 00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:29,649 But you already got me a gift. 746 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:31,685 True, but you had to snoop around 747 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,653 and open it without me, thus denying me 748 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:36,656 the pleasure of watching you react to said gift. 749 00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:38,792 Therefore... 750 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,963 "Tessa's perfect day." 751 00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:45,565 What's my perfect day? 752 00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:47,534 Well, that's for you to decide. 753 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,736 Whatever your wish or desire, 754 00:47:49,770 --> 00:47:54,574 I will agree to without any snide remarks or tantrums. 755 00:47:54,608 --> 00:47:57,912 Your time starts in three, two, one. 756 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,916 Isn't this nice? 757 00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:05,086 I always wanted to go ice skating. 758 00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:07,821 Yeah, it's... great. I'm loving... 759 00:48:07,854 --> 00:48:09,991 Unhh! Unh... 760 00:48:10,024 --> 00:48:12,059 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 761 00:48:12,093 --> 00:48:13,760 Just a tad rusty. 762 00:48:13,794 --> 00:48:15,595 When was the last time you skated? 763 00:48:15,629 --> 00:48:17,864 I've never skated before. 764 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:19,533 Do you want me to get you a walker? 765 00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,735 You're doing great. 766 00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:24,005 Fuck no! 767 00:48:24,038 --> 00:48:27,774 Are you... Oh, it's okay. It's... it's okay. 768 00:48:27,808 --> 00:48:29,911 Whoo. 769 00:48:30,443 --> 00:48:32,746 - Are you okay? - Yup. 770 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,382 Do you want to stop? 771 00:48:35,615 --> 00:48:37,851 No. We're here to have... 772 00:48:38,819 --> 00:48:41,788 Unhh! Aaah! 773 00:48:41,822 --> 00:48:44,624 Hardin? I have a better idea. 774 00:48:44,658 --> 00:48:46,994 Stretch out into Child's Pose, 775 00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:51,065 and let the day's tension just melt away. 776 00:48:51,098 --> 00:48:53,633 It's not the pose melting this tension away, 777 00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,669 - it's the fucking heat. - Shh! 778 00:48:55,702 --> 00:48:58,405 - Is there any air-conditioning? - It's hot yoga. 779 00:48:58,438 --> 00:49:01,474 From Child's Pose, lift, and slowly press back 780 00:49:01,508 --> 00:49:04,544 into your Downward Facing Dog. 781 00:49:04,578 --> 00:49:06,013 Did anyone ever tell you 782 00:49:06,047 --> 00:49:08,648 you have the most amazing bum? 783 00:49:08,682 --> 00:49:10,417 Stop. 784 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:13,420 ...and slowly move into salamba sarvangasana. 785 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,957 Excuse me, is this beginner's yoga? 786 00:49:15,990 --> 00:49:20,027 That was at ten-thirty. This is acro-yoga. 787 00:49:21,695 --> 00:49:25,732 ...and then lift them up and towards the ceiling. 788 00:49:25,765 --> 00:49:27,868 Breathe together. 789 00:49:30,737 --> 00:49:33,874 Inhale, lift your arms overhead. 790 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:38,612 And as you exhale, lean forward. 791 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:42,782 Allow your partner's weight to lean into you. 792 00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:45,485 Slowly breathe and open your legs and... 793 00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,621 wider... inhale... 794 00:49:49,023 --> 00:49:50,724 a little wider... 795 00:49:50,757 --> 00:49:54,527 and if you can, put your legs even wider. 796 00:50:01,202 --> 00:50:04,437 Is yoga supposed to be a turn-on? 797 00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,143 Are you turned on? 798 00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:10,710 Mm-hmm. 799 00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:12,679 - Can we leave then? - Mm-hmm. 800 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:15,815 - Now? Let's go. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 801 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:18,785 Sweaty! I am sweaty! 802 00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:21,923 Wait! Just give me five minutes, okay? 803 00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:24,791 I just need to get... 804 00:50:29,964 --> 00:50:32,066 Oh, my God. Hardin. 805 00:50:35,635 --> 00:50:39,606 Let's get these off. 806 00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,212 Okay, we're getting somewhere! 807 00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:25,086 Oh, shit! 808 00:52:21,608 --> 00:52:23,843 It's my boss, I have to get this. 809 00:52:23,877 --> 00:52:25,980 Are you serious? 810 00:52:26,414 --> 00:52:29,183 Hi! Kimberly, what's wrong? 811 00:52:31,152 --> 00:52:33,287 Oh, no. How can we help? 812 00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:35,122 Hmm. 813 00:52:35,156 --> 00:52:36,589 Hi. 814 00:52:36,623 --> 00:52:38,926 You have no idea how much of a lifesaver 815 00:52:38,959 --> 00:52:40,127 the two of you are right now. 816 00:52:40,161 --> 00:52:41,795 God, poor Vance caught this bug 817 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:43,863 and he's throwing up everywhere. 818 00:52:43,897 --> 00:52:45,799 It's no problem. 819 00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:48,969 Okay, who are you and what have you done with Hardin? 820 00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:51,604 It's part of my birthday present. I'll tell you later. 821 00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:54,141 Ohh! I'm running so late. 822 00:52:54,175 --> 00:52:57,945 I'll be back in a few hours, okay? You're in good hands. 823 00:52:57,978 --> 00:53:00,847 - Bye. - Thank you. 824 00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:06,020 Hi. 825 00:53:06,053 --> 00:53:10,024 Um, so, we have the whole afternoon together. 826 00:53:10,057 --> 00:53:13,294 - Is there anything that you want to do? - No. 827 00:53:13,327 --> 00:53:15,930 I could get us some markers and we can draw! 828 00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:17,764 I don't like to draw. 829 00:53:17,797 --> 00:53:19,899 No? Are you hungry? 830 00:53:21,835 --> 00:53:23,938 No. 831 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:36,816 Wanna tell me about your trains? 832 00:53:39,686 --> 00:53:41,888 Okay, I don't want to hear about them anyway. 833 00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:43,890 What are those marks on your arm? 834 00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:45,392 My tattoos. 835 00:53:45,426 --> 00:53:48,162 - Why do you have them? - Because I like them. 836 00:53:48,195 --> 00:53:49,896 Don't people think it looks strange? 837 00:53:49,930 --> 00:53:51,831 I don't give a fuck what people think. 838 00:53:51,865 --> 00:53:53,968 Which people don't you give a fuck about? 839 00:53:54,001 --> 00:53:56,270 - Oh, shit. Don't say fuck. - Shit. 840 00:53:56,303 --> 00:53:58,072 Fuck. Shit. 841 00:53:58,105 --> 00:54:00,174 Fucky fuck. Shit... 842 00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:03,110 - Hey. So... - Hi! 843 00:54:03,344 --> 00:54:05,346 he is actually hungry now. We need to get him some... 844 00:54:05,379 --> 00:54:06,846 Fuck. Shit. 845 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,249 Uh, I can go if you want. 846 00:54:08,282 --> 00:54:10,017 - Or you could. - No, it's fine. 847 00:54:10,050 --> 00:54:11,952 - I'll get us some sandwiches. - Perfect. 848 00:54:11,986 --> 00:54:14,321 - Thank you so much. - Whoo! Okay! 849 00:54:14,355 --> 00:54:15,688 - See you later. Bye-bye. - Okay, bye! 850 00:54:15,722 --> 00:54:18,159 Shit. Fuck. Shit. 851 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,862 Go ahead. 852 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:27,767 Here, I can take those now. 853 00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:30,404 You know, she really brings out the best in you. 854 00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:32,940 Is it that obvious? 855 00:54:32,973 --> 00:54:34,942 Have a nice holiday. 856 00:54:34,975 --> 00:54:37,077 You too. 857 00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:39,846 See ya, mate. 858 00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:41,982 See ya, mate. 859 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:50,124 You ready? 860 00:54:50,157 --> 00:54:53,227 Yeah. Uh, we're the last ones here, 861 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,496 so I just have to set the alarm. 862 00:54:55,529 --> 00:54:57,830 Merry Christmas. 863 00:54:59,533 --> 00:55:02,136 Christmas is next week. 864 00:55:04,138 --> 00:55:07,908 I've never been one to follow the rules. 865 00:55:14,248 --> 00:55:16,350 It says "Whatever our souls are made of..." 866 00:55:16,383 --> 00:55:19,086 "His and mine are the same." 867 00:55:23,123 --> 00:55:25,226 What's wrong? 868 00:55:28,929 --> 00:55:34,301 I didn't think that I'd see you over the holidays, so I didn't get you anything. 869 00:55:34,335 --> 00:55:37,204 Is there anything that you want? 870 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,076 Another chance? 871 00:55:44,744 --> 00:55:47,414 Do you promise to act like this every day? 872 00:55:47,448 --> 00:55:49,749 No. 873 00:55:52,052 --> 00:55:54,154 But I'll try. 874 00:56:01,929 --> 00:56:04,031 Whatever it takes. 875 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,328 We can't do this here. What if someone comes in? 876 00:56:34,361 --> 00:56:37,498 Helloooo? Anyone here? 877 00:56:38,098 --> 00:56:40,100 Anyone?! 878 00:56:40,134 --> 00:56:44,905 You just have an answer for everything, don't you? 879 00:56:58,218 --> 00:56:59,987 It's fake. 880 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:02,089 Shit. 881 00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:32,679 There's no one else for me, Tessa. 882 00:58:32,713 --> 00:58:35,015 No one. 883 00:58:39,052 --> 00:58:41,155 I love you. 884 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:44,191 I love you too. 885 00:58:45,225 --> 00:58:50,431 Don't say "too." Sounds like you're agreeing with me. 886 00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:53,467 I love you, Hardin. 887 00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:27,367 Trish. 888 00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:28,569 Yeah, it's Ken. 889 00:59:28,602 --> 00:59:30,704 This is a surprise. 890 00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:33,974 So listen, um, my wife Karen and I 891 00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:38,712 are having people over for Christmas, and... 892 00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:42,282 we would love it if you and Hardin and Tessa could join us. 893 00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:46,620 Well, I'm leaving for London today, but, um... 894 00:59:46,653 --> 00:59:49,022 the flight's not until this evening, 895 00:59:49,056 --> 00:59:51,191 so I think we can pop over. 896 00:59:51,225 --> 00:59:52,793 It would mean the world to me. 897 00:59:52,826 --> 00:59:56,230 I guess we'll see you later, then. 898 00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:58,565 Merry Christmas, Trish. 899 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:02,336 - Yeah? - Yeah. 900 01:00:02,369 --> 01:00:03,470 - Yeah? - Yeah. 901 01:00:03,504 --> 01:00:05,639 Oh! I'm so proud of you. 902 01:00:06,073 --> 01:00:08,375 Can't wait to meet her. 903 01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:34,167 This is his house? 904 01:00:35,235 --> 01:00:37,571 - I told you. - For fuck's sake, 905 01:00:37,604 --> 01:00:40,307 I didn't think it was this big. 906 01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:42,309 Mum, we don't have to do this. 907 01:00:42,342 --> 01:00:46,580 Look, the last time I saw your dad was ten years ago. 908 01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:48,815 It's time. Come on. 909 01:00:53,186 --> 01:00:54,821 - Hi. Karen? - Yes, hi. 910 01:00:54,855 --> 01:00:56,256 Thank you for having us. 911 01:01:30,324 --> 01:01:32,759 Well, come on. Merry Christmas. 912 01:01:50,912 --> 01:01:54,147 This humble one, right here now, 913 01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:57,484 he just co-authored a new interpretation 914 01:01:57,517 --> 01:01:59,319 of Taming of the Shrew 915 01:01:59,353 --> 01:02:00,854 with the head of the English department. 916 01:02:00,887 --> 01:02:03,290 It's not a big deal. 917 01:02:03,323 --> 01:02:04,891 It is a big deal! 918 01:02:14,601 --> 01:02:16,203 ...directed that to perfection. 919 01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,705 That third act had me in tears. 920 01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:20,574 We saw it twice. 921 01:02:51,238 --> 01:02:52,839 Uber's gonna be here 922 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:54,775 - in five minutes. - Oh! 923 01:02:54,808 --> 01:02:56,677 Well, I'm glad you stopped by. 924 01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:58,412 Me too. 925 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,380 Dinner should be ready shortly. 926 01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:02,917 Okay, I hope everybody has a hearty appetite. 927 01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:04,986 - Absolutely! - Karen is a dynamite cook. 928 01:03:05,019 --> 01:03:06,954 Yes, she is. 929 01:03:06,988 --> 01:03:08,722 Where'd you go? 930 01:03:08,755 --> 01:03:10,457 Just for a walk. 931 01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:12,259 So Trish, I hear that 932 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:13,660 this is your first time in the States? 933 01:03:13,694 --> 01:03:15,662 - Yeah, it is. - And how do you like it? 934 01:03:15,696 --> 01:03:17,798 There's a lot to see. 935 01:03:17,831 --> 01:03:20,901 It's kind of worn out its welcome, if you ask me. 936 01:03:20,935 --> 01:03:24,237 Be happy to get back home once I graduate. 937 01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,873 You're moving back to England after graduation? 938 01:03:26,908 --> 01:03:29,209 Yeah, of course I am. 939 01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:32,312 Trish, can I get you another glass before you leave us? 940 01:03:32,345 --> 01:03:33,915 No. But it was lovely. Thank you. 941 01:03:33,948 --> 01:03:35,549 I'm so glad you like it. 942 01:03:35,582 --> 01:03:37,317 We got it in Greece on our honeymoon. 943 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,486 I stuck to Pellegrino. 944 01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:42,656 We stayed in this gorgeous villa. 945 01:03:42,957 --> 01:03:46,293 Did you know that the beaches in Santorini 946 01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:48,462 are made up of volcanic pebbles, 947 01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:51,631 so there's no sand to make the water murky. 948 01:03:51,665 --> 01:03:53,867 So it is a crystal-clear... 949 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,536 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Hardin. 950 01:03:56,570 --> 01:03:58,805 - Excuse me? - Look at your fucking trousers. 951 01:03:58,839 --> 01:04:00,440 I'm sorry, Mum, but seriously, 952 01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:02,275 do you have any sensitivity whatsoever? 953 01:04:02,309 --> 01:04:04,678 You're just boorishly droning on 954 01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:06,780 with no regard for the lives you destroyed. 955 01:04:06,813 --> 01:04:10,517 P-Perhaps we could find a more private place 956 01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:13,620 - to have this conversation. - By all means. 957 01:04:13,653 --> 01:04:16,256 It's Bill Gates. 958 01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:20,427 Okay, well, you are obviously quite upset with me, 959 01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:22,829 so go ahead and say what's on your mind. 960 01:04:22,863 --> 01:04:24,731 Why did you even invite us here? 961 01:04:24,765 --> 01:04:26,700 I invited you here because you're my family. 962 01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:28,902 We're not your family. We were your family. 963 01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:31,571 - You ran out and reinvented... - Hardin, I thought we were past this. 964 01:04:31,605 --> 01:04:34,075 We didn't get past it. How were we supposed to get past it? 965 01:04:34,108 --> 01:04:36,576 You haven't owned up to anything! 966 01:04:36,610 --> 01:04:38,712 Your twelve steps... making amends. 967 01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:41,648 Where's Mum's amends? Mum, have you got your amends yet? 968 01:04:41,681 --> 01:04:43,350 What would you like me to do? 969 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:44,751 You don't think that I am consumed by guilt? 970 01:04:44,785 --> 01:04:47,387 I knew that night that I had to go. 971 01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:49,589 No! After that night you had to stay! 972 01:04:49,623 --> 01:04:51,858 And you didn't! That night happened because of you! 973 01:04:51,892 --> 01:04:54,327 Yes! And I have been haunted by it for the last ten years! 974 01:04:54,361 --> 01:04:56,830 It haunts you?! I fucking watched it happen, 975 01:04:56,863 --> 01:04:59,733 you bastard! 976 01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:07,374 I'm sorry, Mum. 977 01:05:07,407 --> 01:05:09,476 I had to. 978 01:05:10,044 --> 01:05:13,580 No, wait. You don't have to get an Uber. I can give you a ride. 979 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:15,917 After the shit you've just pulled? 980 01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:18,618 Not to mention you're drunk. 981 01:05:18,652 --> 01:05:20,720 Look, I'm sorry I'm not like you. 982 01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:23,623 You may be able to forget everything he did, but I can't. 983 01:05:23,657 --> 01:05:26,060 I haven't forgotten anything. 984 01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:30,597 I've chosen to forgive him so that I can move on. 985 01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:35,136 Hardin, resentments like this are gonna destroy you. 986 01:05:35,169 --> 01:05:39,873 And they're gonna take Tessa right down with you. 987 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,862 I'm going for a walk. 988 01:06:12,706 --> 01:06:15,042 Fuck! 989 01:06:40,935 --> 01:06:43,737 Hardin. 990 01:06:46,207 --> 01:06:48,475 Hardin. 991 01:06:48,508 --> 01:06:50,077 Hardin! 992 01:07:29,849 --> 01:07:31,953 Hold that, please! 993 01:07:32,954 --> 01:07:35,056 Oh. 994 01:07:37,158 --> 01:07:41,262 And I thought I was the only Grinch who worked the day after Christmas. 995 01:07:41,295 --> 01:07:44,031 We have gotta stop meeting like this. 996 01:07:44,065 --> 01:07:48,135 You're right. I'll have restraining orders drafted immediately. 997 01:07:48,169 --> 01:07:49,869 How was your Christmas? 998 01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:52,006 Uneventful. Yours? 999 01:07:52,772 --> 01:07:54,874 Eventful. 1000 01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:57,711 That's a loaded response. 1001 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:03,050 Well, I'd love to hear more about your eventful Christmas, 1002 01:08:03,084 --> 01:08:04,851 so... lunch? 1003 01:08:04,884 --> 01:08:06,187 Postmates. I'm buying. 1004 01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:08,189 How could I refuse? 1005 01:08:08,222 --> 01:08:10,824 Great. I'll email you some menus. 1006 01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:13,727 I know, very chivalrous of me. 1007 01:08:17,231 --> 01:08:22,003 I thought that things were getting better, but... 1008 01:08:22,036 --> 01:08:25,940 it's clear that he still has a lot of stuff he has to deal with. 1009 01:08:25,973 --> 01:08:29,110 And I just feel really bad for him... 1010 01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:31,745 and I don't know how to fix it. 1011 01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:34,081 Well, let me ask you this. 1012 01:08:35,116 --> 01:08:37,550 Are you in love with him? 1013 01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:41,821 - I am. - Then you got yourself a problem. 1014 01:08:43,857 --> 01:08:45,692 Those are your words of wisdom? 1015 01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:48,095 Hey, I never said I had any words of wisdom. 1016 01:08:48,129 --> 01:08:53,633 No, you just wanted to know whether I actually loved him. 1017 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,970 I should get back to work. 1018 01:08:57,338 --> 01:09:00,041 Thank you for lunch. Next time it's on me. 1019 01:09:00,074 --> 01:09:03,344 I don't think there's gonna be a next time. 1020 01:09:03,377 --> 01:09:04,878 Ouch. 1021 01:09:04,912 --> 01:09:07,614 No, not like that, believe me. 1022 01:09:07,647 --> 01:09:09,316 I'm moving to Seattle. 1023 01:09:09,350 --> 01:09:12,253 Vance offered me the Head of Finance position at the new office. 1024 01:09:12,286 --> 01:09:14,155 Oh, my God. Trevor, that's amazing. 1025 01:09:14,188 --> 01:09:16,123 Thanks. 1026 01:09:16,157 --> 01:09:18,292 Well, ya know, I don't leave tomorrow. 1027 01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,094 We could still... that's... 1028 01:09:20,127 --> 01:09:22,896 No, that's stupid. 1029 01:09:31,105 --> 01:09:33,207 Tessa. 1030 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:39,346 My sister has struggled with addiction her whole life. 1031 01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:41,648 This thing between you and Hardin... 1032 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:43,918 it's not gonna end well. 1033 01:09:47,421 --> 01:09:49,722 Well, you're wrong. 1034 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,363 This one's better anyway. 1035 01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:46,347 You're never gonna show me what you're writing in there, are you? 1036 01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:48,681 Maybe... someday. 1037 01:10:56,123 --> 01:10:58,058 You don't wanna see who that is? 1038 01:10:58,092 --> 01:11:00,194 I know who it is. 1039 01:11:00,227 --> 01:11:01,828 It's Steph. 1040 01:11:01,861 --> 01:11:06,066 The frat house is having a New Year's Eve party. 1041 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:08,202 Right. 1042 01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:10,104 Do you wanna go? 1043 01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:13,806 No. I don't wanna leave you here alone. 1044 01:11:14,475 --> 01:11:16,809 I wouldn't be alone. 1045 01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:18,946 I'd go with you. 1046 01:11:20,147 --> 01:11:23,284 Sorry, I... I just thought after everything that happened 1047 01:11:23,317 --> 01:11:25,152 - that you wouldn't want to... - I'm not scared of them. 1048 01:11:25,186 --> 01:11:27,354 Besides, if it blows up in my face, 1049 01:11:27,388 --> 01:11:30,723 then we can just stay in next year. 1050 01:11:40,201 --> 01:11:42,303 What was that for? 1051 01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:48,741 I just loved how you said "next year." 1052 01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:56,016 Hello? 1053 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,451 Tessa, why aren't you in the office? 1054 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,153 Well, yeah, I... I thought it was... 1055 01:11:59,186 --> 01:12:00,521 I'm kidding. Happy New Year. 1056 01:12:00,554 --> 01:12:02,990 Yes! 1057 01:12:03,023 --> 01:12:04,757 You got me. 1058 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,427 I'll cut to the chase. 1059 01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,395 We went with the manuscript you recommended, 1060 01:12:08,429 --> 01:12:10,464 and it sold today in quite a bidding war. 1061 01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:13,367 Wow, that's... that's fantastic. 1062 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,169 Listen, we were gonna hire someone 1063 01:12:15,202 --> 01:12:16,903 to do digital submissions in Seattle, but... 1064 01:12:16,937 --> 01:12:19,340 you're better than anyone I've interviewed. 1065 01:12:19,373 --> 01:12:21,774 I'll take care of your tuition, living expenses, provided you transfer. 1066 01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:25,479 Obviously, Hardin's welcome to join you. 1067 01:12:25,512 --> 01:12:26,813 Wow, that... 1068 01:12:26,846 --> 01:12:29,816 uh, that sounds really amazing. 1069 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:34,288 Um, can you give me a chance to think about it, please? 1070 01:12:34,321 --> 01:12:35,923 Of course. I just wanted 1071 01:12:35,956 --> 01:12:37,291 to share the good news. 1072 01:12:37,324 --> 01:12:39,193 Happy New Year, Tess. 1073 01:12:39,226 --> 01:12:41,328 Happy New Year, sir. 1074 01:12:44,131 --> 01:12:45,466 Hey. 1075 01:12:45,499 --> 01:12:47,501 Were you talking to me? 1076 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,003 Nope. 1077 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:51,272 What is taking so long? 1078 01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:53,007 Being a woman. 1079 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,276 Now, can you go wait outside? 1080 01:12:55,309 --> 01:12:57,411 - So sorry. - Thanks. 1081 01:13:07,254 --> 01:13:09,356 Undefeated! 1082 01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:11,558 Fuck! 1083 01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:14,295 - It's okay. - Sorry. Sorry. 1084 01:13:17,097 --> 01:13:18,599 We've missed you. 1085 01:13:18,632 --> 01:13:19,899 Are we good? 1086 01:13:19,933 --> 01:13:21,602 Ancient history. 1087 01:13:21,635 --> 01:13:23,170 You guys wanna get in on this? 1088 01:13:23,203 --> 01:13:24,438 Yeah, you can take my place. 1089 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,573 Go. I'll watch. 1090 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,143 I like to watch. 1091 01:13:29,176 --> 01:13:31,345 Yeah, I bet you do. 1092 01:13:31,378 --> 01:13:33,447 Okay, sure. 1093 01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:35,249 You know what you're doing, right? 1094 01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:37,318 - Not a clue. - Awesome. 1095 01:13:37,351 --> 01:13:39,453 Great. 1096 01:13:41,322 --> 01:13:43,823 Tessa! 1097 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:46,360 Mmm. 1098 01:13:46,393 --> 01:13:47,528 Mm. 1099 01:13:47,561 --> 01:13:48,895 What is that? 1100 01:13:48,929 --> 01:13:50,497 Cherry vodka sour. 1101 01:13:50,531 --> 01:13:52,832 Cool. 1102 01:13:57,004 --> 01:13:59,106 This is fun! 1103 01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:06,180 - Yes! - Yes! 1104 01:14:11,518 --> 01:14:14,521 Drink, bitch! 1105 01:14:14,555 --> 01:14:16,623 Whoo! I like this! 1106 01:14:16,657 --> 01:14:19,460 - Nice job! One more! - Aowww! 1107 01:14:28,369 --> 01:14:30,870 I... suck at this. 1108 01:14:32,139 --> 01:14:34,241 Jamie. Hey. 1109 01:14:36,677 --> 01:14:38,946 - It is you. - Hi. 1110 01:14:39,313 --> 01:14:41,181 Can I talk to you upstairs? 1111 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,317 Lead the way. 1112 01:14:57,197 --> 01:14:59,299 Molly's here! 1113 01:15:00,634 --> 01:15:02,936 You fucking kidding me? 1114 01:15:04,571 --> 01:15:06,673 Fuck this. 1115 01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:12,613 So cool, all those gears. 1116 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,082 You're like a robot. 1117 01:15:15,115 --> 01:15:16,517 Who says I'm not? 1118 01:15:16,550 --> 01:15:19,186 I have a tattoo of a little butterfly, 1119 01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:22,089 but you can only see it when I'm naked. 1120 01:15:22,122 --> 01:15:24,191 - I love butterflies. - Really? 1121 01:15:24,224 --> 01:15:26,293 Yeah. 1122 01:15:32,332 --> 01:15:35,102 Hey! I was looking for you. 1123 01:15:35,135 --> 01:15:37,237 Hey. Let's leave. 1124 01:15:37,604 --> 01:15:39,706 Okay. 1125 01:15:44,344 --> 01:15:48,482 Aww. If it isn't the cute couple together again. 1126 01:15:48,515 --> 01:15:50,651 Oh, yay. It's Molly. 1127 01:15:50,684 --> 01:15:52,486 - Where you guys going? - We're going home. 1128 01:15:52,519 --> 01:15:55,422 Ohh. Lame. Come on, it's almost New Year's. 1129 01:15:55,456 --> 01:15:58,258 - We just wanna be alone. - Let's go. 1130 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,995 Good. She never really fit in, anyway. 1131 01:16:03,363 --> 01:16:04,698 One drink. 1132 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:07,067 What... Tess. 1133 01:16:13,474 --> 01:16:17,444 Excuse me, lovebirds, you're on my chair. 1134 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:20,180 - Seriously? - Yeah. Now, fuck off. 1135 01:16:20,214 --> 01:16:21,482 Move. 1136 01:16:21,515 --> 01:16:23,617 Bitch. 1137 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:32,626 Yes, I am druuuunk! 1138 01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:36,463 Would anybody like some weed brownies? I made 'em myself. 1139 01:16:36,497 --> 01:16:38,599 - No. - Oh, I'm good. 1140 01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:41,668 Well, this is fun. Can we leave? 1141 01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:43,070 We should play a game. 1142 01:16:43,103 --> 01:16:44,371 Like what, Scrabble? 1143 01:16:44,404 --> 01:16:46,206 How about... 1144 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,542 - Truth or Dare? - Jesus Christ. 1145 01:16:48,575 --> 01:16:50,611 - Why is that bad? - Long story. 1146 01:16:50,644 --> 01:16:53,113 - Why would you say that? - Because. 1147 01:16:53,146 --> 01:16:56,650 What's the matter, Hardin? Scared of a little Truth or Dare? 1148 01:16:56,683 --> 01:16:58,785 Fuck you, Molly. 1149 01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:00,354 I'll go first. 1150 01:17:00,387 --> 01:17:02,422 Hey, Tess, truth or dare? 1151 01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,124 Truth. 1152 01:17:04,157 --> 01:17:05,659 Uh, are you a virgin? 1153 01:17:05,692 --> 01:17:07,361 Molly, don't. 1154 01:17:07,394 --> 01:17:09,596 Oh. Duh. I already know the answer to that, 1155 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:11,265 because Hardin fucked you. 1156 01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:13,333 Yes, he did. 1157 01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,736 My turn. Molly, truth or dare? 1158 01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:18,071 Hmm, truth. 1159 01:17:20,173 --> 01:17:22,075 Is it true that you're a whore? 1160 01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:23,677 Oh, shit. 1161 01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:26,079 What the fuck did you just call me? 1162 01:17:26,113 --> 01:17:29,216 I didn't call you anything. I just asked you a question. 1163 01:17:29,249 --> 01:17:31,118 Are you a whore? 1164 01:17:31,151 --> 01:17:33,186 - You are. - You have to answer honestly, 1165 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:36,189 because it's called Truth for a reason. 1166 01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:38,358 No. 1167 01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:39,593 Do they not like each other? 1168 01:17:39,626 --> 01:17:41,194 Hey, Tess, my turn again. 1169 01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:42,796 - Truth or dare? - Truth. 1170 01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:44,364 Is it true that you're a dumb-ass 1171 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:46,233 for getting back together with Hardin 1172 01:17:46,266 --> 01:17:48,302 after he clearly fucked you for a bet? 1173 01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:50,437 Let's go. 1174 01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:52,239 No, that's not true. 1175 01:17:52,272 --> 01:17:54,374 Oh... but it is. 1176 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,443 You believe anything that comes out of his mouth. 1177 01:17:56,476 --> 01:17:58,245 I fucking hate you, Molly. 1178 01:17:58,278 --> 01:17:59,680 Which I don't blame you, 1179 01:17:59,713 --> 01:18:02,416 because, oh, man, what that mouth can do. 1180 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:04,551 And that tongue... 1181 01:18:15,495 --> 01:18:17,598 Get away from me! 1182 01:18:21,602 --> 01:18:24,171 - You, like that, whore! - Ohh! 1183 01:18:33,547 --> 01:18:35,616 Tessa, relax! 1184 01:18:36,316 --> 01:18:37,284 Awww... 1185 01:18:40,354 --> 01:18:41,888 You're a whore! 1186 01:18:41,923 --> 01:18:43,857 Get that fuckin' bitch out of here! 1187 01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:45,826 Happy new year, bitch! 1188 01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:47,394 Fuck you, Tessa! 1189 01:18:47,427 --> 01:18:49,529 Get off me! 1190 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,798 And you, move the fuck out of my way! 1191 01:18:58,271 --> 01:19:01,742 - ...UFC or some.. - UFC? 1192 01:19:03,410 --> 01:19:05,712 I needed that. 1193 01:19:05,746 --> 01:19:07,848 I'll bet you did. 1194 01:19:08,148 --> 01:19:10,217 - Ahhh. - You're crazy. 1195 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:12,352 I know. 1196 01:19:20,394 --> 01:19:22,863 Aaah! 1197 01:19:31,838 --> 01:19:34,608 Pants. 1198 01:19:38,679 --> 01:19:40,681 Ms. Young, are you objectifying me? 1199 01:19:40,714 --> 01:19:42,883 Why, yes, I am, Mr. Scott. 1200 01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:47,254 Right. 1201 01:19:47,287 --> 01:19:49,322 Three minutes till New Year! 1202 01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:50,791 Whooo! 1203 01:20:02,335 --> 01:20:04,471 Is the door locked? 1204 01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:06,506 Fuck the door, I don't know. 1205 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:09,276 - Oh, my God. - Am I your god? 1206 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:11,411 Yeah! 1207 01:20:12,512 --> 01:20:13,915 Thirty seconds! 1208 01:20:13,948 --> 01:20:15,382 Whooo! 1209 01:20:15,415 --> 01:20:18,485 Fuck off! 1210 01:20:18,518 --> 01:20:20,988 Fourteen, thirteen, 1211 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,958 twelve, eleven, ten, 1212 01:20:24,192 --> 01:20:26,693 nine, eight, seven, six, 1213 01:20:28,628 --> 01:20:30,464 five, four, 1214 01:20:30,497 --> 01:20:32,599 three, two, one! 1215 01:20:41,943 --> 01:20:44,244 We're set. 1216 01:20:44,946 --> 01:20:47,247 Hey. 1217 01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:53,320 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1218 01:20:58,358 --> 01:21:00,928 Tessa, your phone. 1219 01:21:00,962 --> 01:21:03,730 - What? - Your phone. 1220 01:21:21,115 --> 01:21:23,550 Hardin? 1221 01:21:25,086 --> 01:21:26,753 Hey, you! 1222 01:21:26,787 --> 01:21:28,923 - Happy New Year. - Hey. 1223 01:21:29,623 --> 01:21:31,092 I'm really glad we did that. 1224 01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,726 Me too. 1225 01:21:32,759 --> 01:21:34,528 Do me a favor and just keep it between us? 1226 01:21:34,561 --> 01:21:37,397 Of course. I never kiss and tell. 1227 01:21:37,430 --> 01:21:39,533 Thank you. 1228 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:42,003 Uh-oh. 1229 01:21:42,036 --> 01:21:44,105 You piece of shit! 1230 01:21:46,540 --> 01:21:47,774 Tessa, wait! 1231 01:21:47,808 --> 01:21:50,777 - Hey. Hey! - Just hear me out. 1232 01:21:50,811 --> 01:21:52,712 What the fuck?! 1233 01:21:52,746 --> 01:21:54,681 - Dude, she kissed me. - Fuck off! 1234 01:21:54,714 --> 01:21:57,751 Tessa, what the fuck! How can you do that?! 1235 01:21:57,784 --> 01:22:00,021 Why do you care, huh? You just kissed that girl. 1236 01:22:00,054 --> 01:22:01,822 No, no, no, you don't get to cry! 1237 01:22:01,855 --> 01:22:04,125 You just fucking kissed a guy right in front of me! 1238 01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:06,127 - And what did you do, huh? - Nothing! 1239 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,029 - The fuck is wrong with you?! - She just said 1240 01:22:08,062 --> 01:22:11,531 that she doesn't kiss and tell, you fucking liar! 1241 01:22:11,565 --> 01:22:13,466 It's a figure of speech! 1242 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,602 You should know I would never fucking cheat on you! 1243 01:22:15,635 --> 01:22:19,941 Were you with her tonight? Is she who you disappeared with the whole night?! 1244 01:22:19,974 --> 01:22:21,909 Yes! 1245 01:22:21,943 --> 01:22:24,477 - I was trying to make her forgive me. - For what?! 1246 01:22:24,511 --> 01:22:29,016 Because I'm trying to be a better person for you! That's all I fucking do! 1247 01:22:29,050 --> 01:22:32,485 Tell me what else I can do to make you believe that I love you. 1248 01:22:32,519 --> 01:22:34,554 Tell me! 1249 01:22:34,588 --> 01:22:36,656 You're never gonna trust me. 1250 01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:38,491 Trust you? 1251 01:22:38,525 --> 01:22:39,893 You think that I should trust you. 1252 01:22:39,927 --> 01:22:40,995 Yes! 1253 01:22:41,028 --> 01:22:43,864 Where has that ever gotten me? 1254 01:22:44,497 --> 01:22:47,534 You're never gonna forgive me, are you? 1255 01:22:47,567 --> 01:22:49,937 You're just gonna keep bringing it up, every time. 1256 01:22:49,971 --> 01:22:52,572 Because I don't trust you! 1257 01:22:52,873 --> 01:22:56,143 You act like you're so fucking innocent. 1258 01:22:56,177 --> 01:22:57,979 Like you're perfect. 1259 01:22:58,012 --> 01:22:59,779 Oh, fuck this. 1260 01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:01,481 And fuck you! 1261 01:23:01,514 --> 01:23:02,883 Fuck you too. 1262 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:04,784 Fuck off! 1263 01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,462 Hardin. 1264 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,766 Hardin? 1265 01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:46,093 Hey. 1266 01:23:46,127 --> 01:23:47,761 Hey. 1267 01:23:47,794 --> 01:23:49,629 Do you have a charger? 1268 01:23:49,663 --> 01:23:51,765 In my car. 1269 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,535 Hardin, can you please pick up the phone? 1270 01:23:55,568 --> 01:23:58,072 I really need to talk to you. 1271 01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:07,614 Make a left on Oakwood. 1272 01:24:37,044 --> 01:24:39,146 Hello? 1273 01:24:45,618 --> 01:24:47,721 Oh, my God. 1274 01:24:52,726 --> 01:24:54,561 - Stop the car. - I can't. 1275 01:24:54,594 --> 01:24:56,230 - Stop your fucking car! - Okay! 1276 01:24:59,133 --> 01:25:00,301 Tessa! 1277 01:25:04,571 --> 01:25:06,539 Tessa! Wait! Stop! 1278 01:25:06,573 --> 01:25:08,675 Stop! Stop! 1279 01:25:11,946 --> 01:25:14,048 Tessa...! 1280 01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:25,792 Theresa Young? 1281 01:25:25,825 --> 01:25:27,928 Yes, hello? 1282 01:25:30,264 --> 01:25:32,066 - Mercy Hospital. - Hello, yes? 1283 01:25:32,099 --> 01:25:34,168 - Can I help you? - Theresa Young. She's 19. 1284 01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:36,603 - I don't see that patient. - She should be there. 1285 01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:38,705 You're the fifth hospital I've spoken to! 1286 01:25:38,738 --> 01:25:43,044 - Don't fucking put... Fuck! - Hardin! 1287 01:25:43,944 --> 01:25:46,047 The fuck is wrong with you? How could you do this to Tessa? 1288 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:47,614 - Tessa? Where is she? - I'm not telling you. 1289 01:25:47,647 --> 01:25:51,152 - Landon, where is she?! - I'm not telling you! 1290 01:25:51,185 --> 01:25:53,921 - Tell me where she is! - It's your fault she crashed! 1291 01:25:53,954 --> 01:25:55,789 You didn't come home last night! 1292 01:25:55,822 --> 01:25:57,925 Get off of me! 1293 01:25:59,326 --> 01:26:01,295 She was out looking for you. 1294 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:03,630 I don't believe you. 1295 01:26:08,936 --> 01:26:10,804 Tessa? 1296 01:26:10,837 --> 01:26:12,940 What do you want, Hardin? 1297 01:26:12,973 --> 01:26:15,209 Trevor? 1298 01:26:15,242 --> 01:26:19,146 - Trevor, what the fuck are you doing with Tessa's phone? - I'm with her now. 1299 01:26:19,180 --> 01:26:21,282 - Let me talk to her. - That's not gonna happen. 1300 01:26:21,315 --> 01:26:23,050 Trevor, I'm not fucking playing with you! 1301 01:26:23,084 --> 01:26:25,618 Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 1302 01:26:25,652 --> 01:26:28,755 You're toxic and you're bad news. 1303 01:26:28,788 --> 01:26:31,858 If you love Tessa, and I think that you do, let her go. 1304 01:26:31,891 --> 01:26:33,227 Trevor, I just wanna talk to her. 1305 01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:35,362 Please. Please. 1306 01:26:35,996 --> 01:26:38,765 Trevor, please, just let me talk to her. 1307 01:26:38,798 --> 01:26:40,800 Give her a chance to find happiness in this life, 1308 01:26:40,834 --> 01:26:44,138 'cause she's never gonna find it with you. 1309 01:26:44,171 --> 01:26:45,705 Here you go, hon. 1310 01:26:45,738 --> 01:26:49,210 Hey, good news. Vance's company policy 1311 01:26:49,243 --> 01:26:51,912 is going to put your hospital and car fees on it, so... 1312 01:26:51,946 --> 01:26:54,048 Here's your phone. 1313 01:27:00,254 --> 01:27:02,356 Hardin. 1314 01:27:29,816 --> 01:27:31,885 "My dearest Tessa, 1315 01:27:31,919 --> 01:27:33,988 "like all our favorite stories, 1316 01:27:34,021 --> 01:27:36,257 "there are happy and unhappy endings. 1317 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,858 "I thought we had a chance for a happy one, 1318 01:27:38,892 --> 01:27:41,028 "but at last, it was not mean to be. 1319 01:27:41,061 --> 01:27:43,763 "I love you with all of my heart, 1320 01:27:43,796 --> 01:27:46,900 "and that's exactly why I had to get as far away from you as possible. 1321 01:27:46,934 --> 01:27:50,104 "We're like an addiction to each other, with equal parts pleasure... 1322 01:27:50,137 --> 01:27:52,039 - "and pain." - Because I don't trust you! 1323 01:27:52,072 --> 01:27:53,908 "And as for that other night, that girl, 1324 01:27:53,941 --> 01:27:56,310 "she was one of my former conquests. 1325 01:27:56,343 --> 01:28:00,314 "I had to apologize for my past in order to have a future with you, 1326 01:28:00,347 --> 01:28:04,418 "but fate just... seems to get in our way. 1327 01:28:06,153 --> 01:28:08,155 "So let's cut the bullshit. 1328 01:28:08,189 --> 01:28:10,790 "You're too damn good for me, and I know it. 1329 01:28:10,823 --> 01:28:12,193 "And somewhere in the back of my mind 1330 01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:14,727 "I always knew we wouldn't last, 1331 01:28:14,761 --> 01:28:16,397 "and I think you did, too. 1332 01:28:16,430 --> 01:28:18,831 "I know this is going to be painful at first, 1333 01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:21,135 "and it could take days, even more. 1334 01:28:21,168 --> 01:28:24,138 "But one of those days, you're going to wake up 1335 01:28:24,171 --> 01:28:27,341 "and the sorrow will start to slip away... 1336 01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:31,744 "until we're nothing but a distant memory. 1337 01:28:31,778 --> 01:28:33,880 Goodbye, Tessa." 1338 01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:56,537 You have to call me. 1339 01:28:56,570 --> 01:28:59,806 We need to talk about this, okay? 1340 01:28:59,839 --> 01:29:02,775 You can't disappear for nine days. Call me. 1341 01:29:02,809 --> 01:29:04,945 Call me. 1342 01:29:14,421 --> 01:29:16,290 Tessa?! 1343 01:29:16,323 --> 01:29:17,524 Hardin, help me! 1344 01:29:23,998 --> 01:29:26,333 It's okay. 1345 01:30:01,035 --> 01:30:03,170 Thank you. 1346 01:30:03,203 --> 01:30:06,340 How are the applications going? 1347 01:30:06,373 --> 01:30:09,510 Fine. Dad said he'd make some calls. 1348 01:30:11,045 --> 01:30:13,247 You two spoke? 1349 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:15,382 How'd that go? 1350 01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:19,053 As well as it could. 1351 01:30:20,354 --> 01:30:22,589 Hardin, what happened that night, 1352 01:30:22,623 --> 01:30:24,291 it wasn't his fault. 1353 01:30:24,325 --> 01:30:26,560 And all the other nights? 1354 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:28,895 Not his fault? 1355 01:30:30,431 --> 01:30:32,533 Yeah, it was shit. 1356 01:30:32,832 --> 01:30:35,936 It was shit, and we both deserved better. 1357 01:30:35,969 --> 01:30:37,504 But the only person you're punishing 1358 01:30:37,538 --> 01:30:39,273 by not forgiving him is yourself. 1359 01:30:39,306 --> 01:30:44,011 And Hardin, I want you to stop punishing yourself. 1360 01:30:44,877 --> 01:30:47,047 So you think it's fair that he gets to live in 1361 01:30:47,081 --> 01:30:50,651 that big, fancy house, and you're here all alone? 1362 01:30:50,684 --> 01:30:52,953 Who said I was alone? 1363 01:30:52,986 --> 01:30:55,322 What? You're seeing someone? 1364 01:30:55,356 --> 01:30:59,460 - You don't have to sound so surprised. - Who? 1365 01:30:59,793 --> 01:31:02,096 - Mike. - Mike? 1366 01:31:02,396 --> 01:31:05,165 - Wanker-from-next-door Mike? - He's not a wanker! 1367 01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:07,935 - He is a bit of a wanker. - He's a really nice man, 1368 01:31:07,968 --> 01:31:09,937 and he treats me well. 1369 01:31:09,970 --> 01:31:12,272 Yeah, he fucking better. 1370 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:16,477 Did you hear that Vance was moving to Seattle? 1371 01:31:16,510 --> 01:31:19,046 Tessa's going too. How did you know? 1372 01:31:19,079 --> 01:31:21,081 Well, we talk from time to time. 1373 01:31:21,115 --> 01:31:23,350 He's having a going-away party on Sunday, 1374 01:31:23,384 --> 01:31:27,020 and I think you should get your ass off this sofa and go get her. 1375 01:31:27,054 --> 01:31:31,325 - No, I can't. - Can't? Or you don't want to face what you left behind? 1376 01:31:31,358 --> 01:31:32,626 I'd have to leave right now. 1377 01:31:32,659 --> 01:31:35,062 So what are you waiting for? 1378 01:31:35,095 --> 01:31:37,664 - Mum, I'm not gonna... - Hardin... 1379 01:31:37,698 --> 01:31:44,037 I love you, but you have to start fighting for what really matters. 1380 01:31:53,981 --> 01:31:55,682 Thank you all so much for coming. 1381 01:31:55,716 --> 01:31:59,953 It means the world to me to have everyone I love here with us. 1382 01:31:59,987 --> 01:32:02,089 I am... beyond proud 1383 01:32:02,389 --> 01:32:04,324 of the work that everyone in this room has done, 1384 01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:06,326 but there is one particular person 1385 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,562 I could not have done any of this without. 1386 01:32:08,595 --> 01:32:10,030 And that's Kimberly. 1387 01:32:15,669 --> 01:32:17,638 Smith and I were talking the other day, 1388 01:32:17,671 --> 01:32:19,673 and he said, "Dad, going-away parties are kind of sad." 1389 01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:21,642 And he's got a point. 1390 01:32:21,675 --> 01:32:24,244 And we were like, "How do we make this a celebration?" 1391 01:32:24,278 --> 01:32:26,346 Then we got an idea. 1392 01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:34,354 Kimberly... 1393 01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:38,325 will you marry my dad and be my stepmom? 1394 01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:40,461 Aww... 1395 01:32:41,462 --> 01:32:43,664 Yes! 1396 01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:45,566 Yes! 1397 01:32:49,603 --> 01:32:51,205 What about me? 1398 01:32:53,474 --> 01:32:56,109 - Aww... - Yay! 1399 01:33:07,354 --> 01:33:09,122 Who said happy endings don't exist? 1400 01:33:09,156 --> 01:33:10,724 Don't tell me. You're the cynic. 1401 01:33:10,757 --> 01:33:13,627 I'm turning over a new leaf. 1402 01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:16,597 You look very pretty, by the way. 1403 01:33:16,630 --> 01:33:21,134 So... have you made up your mind about Seattle? 1404 01:33:21,368 --> 01:33:23,770 Well, I don't see much of a reason 1405 01:33:23,804 --> 01:33:27,307 to pass up the opportunity anymore. 1406 01:33:28,642 --> 01:33:30,110 That's... 1407 01:33:30,143 --> 01:33:31,144 really nice to hear. 1408 01:33:32,813 --> 01:33:34,648 Look, Tessa, there's something 1409 01:33:34,681 --> 01:33:36,683 I actually want to get off my chest. 1410 01:33:36,717 --> 01:33:39,019 Okay. 1411 01:33:39,286 --> 01:33:42,656 Uh, the other day, in the hospital... 1412 01:33:42,689 --> 01:33:44,558 I answered your cell phone, 1413 01:33:44,591 --> 01:33:46,393 it was Hardin, 1414 01:33:46,426 --> 01:33:49,630 and I told him to stay away from you. 1415 01:33:49,663 --> 01:33:51,532 - What? - In retrospect, 1416 01:33:51,565 --> 01:33:54,201 I do realize that that was over the line, 1417 01:33:54,234 --> 01:33:58,171 and I do realize that I let my emotions get the best of me, 1418 01:33:58,205 --> 01:34:00,307 and I'm sorry, 1419 01:34:00,340 --> 01:34:04,478 but somehow you bring that side out of me, so... 1420 01:34:05,746 --> 01:34:08,048 Okay. 1421 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:11,485 Are you okay? 1422 01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:13,387 Eh. 1423 01:34:13,420 --> 01:34:15,589 There's actually more I'd like to say, 1424 01:34:15,622 --> 01:34:17,391 - but would you excuse me for a second? - Yeah. 1425 01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:19,526 Thanks. 1426 01:34:41,515 --> 01:34:43,617 I'm so sorry. 1427 01:34:55,295 --> 01:34:57,397 Shit. 1428 01:35:01,234 --> 01:35:02,569 She left from the front. 1429 01:35:02,603 --> 01:35:04,705 Thank you. 1430 01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:11,311 Tessa! 1431 01:35:24,891 --> 01:35:29,496 You're just never gonna leave me alone, are you? 1432 01:35:52,519 --> 01:35:54,621 I tried. 1433 01:36:52,579 --> 01:36:54,815 So, you two have a good Christmas? 1434 01:36:54,848 --> 01:36:56,918 O-kay, you're not talkin'. 1435 01:36:56,951 --> 01:36:59,686 So... hey, so I was dreamin' of a white Christmas. 1436 01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:01,588 Hmph! All I got was heat. 1437 01:37:01,621 --> 01:37:04,025 You know, I hate the heat. 1438 01:37:04,058 --> 01:37:06,460 Heat get into people's minds 1439 01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:09,429 and make them do some crazy things. 1440 01:37:23,510 --> 01:37:25,579 Like I said, 1441 01:37:25,612 --> 01:37:28,916 this is a story you've heard before. 1442 01:37:28,950 --> 01:37:32,385 Only difference is, this is our story. 1443 01:37:32,419 --> 01:37:34,521 Tessa's and mine. 1444 01:37:35,123 --> 01:37:37,324 "I never wish to be parted from you 1445 01:37:37,357 --> 01:37:39,459 from this day on." 1446 01:37:43,764 --> 01:37:45,599 And who knows? 1447 01:37:45,632 --> 01:37:49,369 Maybe there is a happy ending for us after all. 1448 01:37:49,402 --> 01:37:50,804 Tess. 1449 01:37:50,837 --> 01:37:53,340 - Hey... - Hardin! 1450 01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:56,810 - Dad? - "Dad"? 1451 01:37:57,677 --> 01:37:59,846 I guess we'll just have to find out. 1452 01:39:38,279 --> 01:39:40,714 Tessa. Tessa. 1453 01:39:40,747 --> 01:39:41,882 Tessa. 1454 01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:43,683 Do you like to go on dates? 1455 01:39:43,717 --> 01:39:45,019 Because I don't. 1456 01:39:45,052 --> 01:39:47,554 But I-I will... with you. 1457 01:39:48,488 --> 01:39:49,991 If you wanna go. 1458 01:39:51,691 --> 01:39:52,692 Tessa. 1459 01:39:52,726 --> 01:39:54,694 That's so creepy. 1460 01:39:54,728 --> 01:39:56,696 I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time, 1461 01:39:56,730 --> 01:39:58,966 and the reason that I haven't told you 1462 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:01,434 is because of Human Resources in the workplace. 1463 01:40:01,468 --> 01:40:03,004 Don't talk about Human Resources. 1464 01:40:03,037 --> 01:40:04,804 That's not... sexy. 1465 01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:06,173 Tessa! 1466 01:40:06,207 --> 01:40:07,909 Don't do the finger. 1467 01:40:07,942 --> 01:40:09,076 Put it down! 1468 01:40:09,110 --> 01:40:11,444 I only pull out my teal suit 1469 01:40:11,478 --> 01:40:13,546 when I have something important to say. 1470 01:40:13,580 --> 01:40:15,216 Occupied. 1471 01:40:15,249 --> 01:40:17,450 Tessa. 1472 01:40:17,484 --> 01:40:19,153 There's other bathrooms in the house 1473 01:40:19,186 --> 01:40:21,888 if you need to go that badly. 1474 01:40:23,190 --> 01:40:25,659 Just go. 1475 01:40:25,692 --> 01:40:27,794 Yes. You can go now. 96997