Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:04,613
[ water splashes]
2
00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:06,963
[ lilting melody playing
on acoustic guitar]
3
00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,965
[ violins join in]
4
00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:12,925
[ French horns playing]
5
00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:16,538
[ trumpets join in]
6
00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:19,802
[ solo guitar resolves melody]
7
00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,330
[ patriotic melody plays]
8
00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,908
♪
9
00:00:57,144 --> 00:01:00,712
[ mid-tempo rap beat plays]
10
00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,848
♪ Here's a story about a man
11
00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:08,372
♪ A simple man
12
00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:12,376
♪ A man with a dream
to do the world some good ♪
13
00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,292
♪ Here's a story
for rich and poor ♪
14
00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,338
♪ For young and for old
15
00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,557
♪ About a man from the 'hood
16
00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,690
♪ Tryin' to do the world
some good ♪
17
00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:24,736
♪ Here's a story about a man
18
00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,695
♪ An everyday man
19
00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:29,872
♪ A man with a dream
20
00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:33,005
♪ To be the head of state,
state, state ♪
21
00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,877
♪ Hmm...
22
00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,966
[ phone ringing]
23
00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,837
MAN:
Alderman Gilliam's office.
24
00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,448
What are you upset about?
25
00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,927
It's not a black-owned business?
26
00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,668
MAN 2 [ over phone]:
That's right!
27
00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,496
MAN:
Yeah, but it's a Chinese food
restaurant.
28
00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,063
So what?!Yeah!
29
00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,848
I know it's fried rice,
but it's not "fried" rice.
30
00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,720
[ phone rings]Alderman Gilliam's office.
31
00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,982
Hi, honey!Hey, hey, Kim, Kim, Kim.
32
00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,766
Hey, how is it going, honey?
33
00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,942
Got tickets to the symphony.Really? Well, hold on a second,
34
00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,509
Listen, on your way home...'cause I got call.
35
00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,728
Mays, you better...I got another call!
36
00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,164
KIM:
Mays? Mays?!
37
00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,644
TV ANNOUNCER:
Vote for Gaines and James.
38
00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,341
The Million Babies'
Mamas' March?
39
00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,300
WOMAN [ over phone]:
It's a very good cause.
40
00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,954
No, you're going to have to call
Reverend Barton for that one.
41
00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,608
MAN [ over phone]:
I got these food stamps...
42
00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,436
No, you can't use food stamps
to buy tires.
43
00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:15,657
Alderman Gilliam?I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins.
44
00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,006
What can I do for you?
45
00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,008
Your girlfriend's on hold.
46
00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:21,184
Honey, wait, hold on a second....put me on hold every time!
47
00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,577
Now, now, what was it,
Mr. Hawkins?
48
00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,144
The bus, Mays.
49
00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,710
I read where they're
gonna shut down
our bus line.
50
00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,059
[ over phone]:
Mays, are you listening to me?
51
00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,409
If they do that,
I can't get to work.
52
00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,845
Unless they give me a job
53
00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:32,239
in that new mall.Don't worry, Mr. Hawkins.
54
00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,762
I've been talking
to the people downtown,
55
00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:34,980
and I promise you this:
56
00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,982
If they shut down
this bus line,
57
00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:39,028
I will drive you to work myself.
58
00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,683
You got my word.
59
00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,511
Alderman Gilliam, quick!
60
00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,642
Miss Pearl is back!
61
00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:45,904
Okay, I gotta go.
62
00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:51,562
[ driving rap beat plays]
63
00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:54,043
MAYS [ voice-over]:
Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam,
64
00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,351
alderman of the Ninth Ward
of Washington, D.C.
65
00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,483
Not the part of D.C.
that you're familiar with.
66
00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,746
I work in a neighborhood so bad,
67
00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:04,227
you can get shot
while you're getting shot.
68
00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,925
Around here,
when people have a problem,
69
00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:09,406
they don't call the mayor,
they call me.
70
00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,366
[ driving rap beat continues]
71
00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,845
Come on, come on, come on.
72
00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,760
All right, okay. Miss Pearl!
73
00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,373
Miss Pearl! What's going on?
74
00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,679
[ sobbing]:
Mays, Dionne is in the house!
75
00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,203
I know she is!
76
00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,770
MAN:
Look, I don't know what
she's talking about.
77
00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,556
We checked the house;
there's nobody in there.
78
00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,732
Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
79
00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,994
MAN:
Well, whatever.
80
00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,430
Cat's got nine lives.
He'll be fine.
81
00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,779
Frank, can't we let
one guy go in there
82
00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,564
and help this lady
get her cat?
83
00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,870
Can't do it, Mays.
Once they laid
the explosives,
84
00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,133
there's nothing I can do.
She just showed up.
85
00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,700
Come on, man, you already took
the lady's house.
86
00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,398
Can you at least let her
get her cat?
87
00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:46,356
Hey, we didn't take her house.
We gave her 40 grand.
88
00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,750
40 grand? What kind of house
is she supposed to get
89
00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,491
with 40 grand?
What, a crack house?
90
00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,841
I think she'd be happy
to get out of this rattrap.
91
00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,452
Who the hell are you to call
this place a rattrap?
92
00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,585
This is my neighborhood.
This is where I'm from.
93
00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,282
I got my first bike stolen
right there.
94
00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,458
My daddy got his bike stolen
right there.
95
00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,808
When I have a son,
I hope he's fortunate enough
96
00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,375
to get stuck up right there.
97
00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,117
Now, can't you let somebody
go in there and check?
98
00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,597
We already looked.
There's nothing in here.
99
00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:10,859
Now, look, we got
work to do here.
100
00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,600
Leave the people alone!
101
00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,862
Let's go.
Let's get this thing going.
102
00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,124
Come on, now.
Come on, Mays!
103
00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,386
Come on, stop being
in such a hurry.
104
00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,649
FRANK:
We been here all morning.
105
00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,695
Let the lady go inside.PEARL: Dionne?!
106
00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:23,132
Come on, baby!
Oh, sugar baby. Come on!
107
00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:26,048
Could you at least turn it off?
Let the lady get her cat.
108
00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,310
Dionne, baby?!
109
00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,529
I got something for you!
110
00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,095
[ meows]
111
00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,532
Dionne!
112
00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,620
Miss Pearl, no!
113
00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:35,492
Dionne! Dionne!
114
00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,538
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.
115
00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,887
Wait'll this woman
gets her cat.
116
00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,410
Shit! It's not working.
117
00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,107
Cut it off!Turn it off!
118
00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,066
She better get out of there.
It's gonna blow!
119
00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,720
Miss Pearl!Miss Pearl! Miss Pearl!
120
00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,287
Miss Pearl, come on!
121
00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,289
Oh, no, Mays!
122
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,942
Come on!
123
00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,553
Mays, you've only
got a minute!
124
00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:55,817
Miss Pearl... Miss Pearl!
125
00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,035
FRANK:
Fix it! Get to work!
126
00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,341
I'm trying!
127
00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,300
Get a union man
on this-- Mays!
128
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,519
Get out! Mays!
129
00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,652
[ mutters]
130
00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,828
Miss Pearl, we got
to get out of here.
131
00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,656
They're gonna blow
this place up.
132
00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,093
Oh, they wouldn't do
that, baby.
133
00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,703
They know we're in here.
134
00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,966
Miss Pearl, I love you.
I've known you a long time.
135
00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,012
Now, you've seen a lot of things
in your life.
136
00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,448
You've seen churches
burnt to the ground.
137
00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,102
You've seen dogs
sicced on children.
138
00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,234
You've seen Malcolm X killed.
You've seen JFK killed.
139
00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,454
They shut up Muhammad Ali.
They shut up Richard Pryor.
140
00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,760
They gave Magic Johnson AIDS.
141
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,675
They turned
Michael Jackson white.
142
00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,894
Now, do you really think these
people give a damn about you?!
143
00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:32,070
[ driving rap beat playing]
144
00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,117
[ Mays and Pearl yelling]
145
00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,599
[ shrieking]
146
00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,690
[ rap song plays over radio]
147
00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,301
♪ Look for me! Young, B
148
00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,824
♪ Cruisin' down the Westside
149
00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:49,871
♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪
150
00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,742
♪ Our way,
Eyes behind shades... ♪
151
00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,918
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt the Jay-Z song
152
00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,746
to bring you this
special bulletin.
153
00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,705
Presidential candidate Senator
Sam Gaines and his running mate,
154
00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,098
General Olson James,
were both killed today
155
00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,405
when their planes crashed
into each other over Virginia.
156
00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,799
We now return you to the Jay-Z
song already in progress.
157
00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,758
♪ Cuz Mami's a rider,
and I'm a roller ♪
158
00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,239
♪ Put us together,
how they gon' stop both us? ♪
159
00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,415
♪ Whatever she lacks,
I'm right over her shoulder ♪
160
00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,331
♪ When I'm off track,
Mami is keepin' me focused ♪
161
00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,768
♪ So let's lock this down
like it's supposed to be ♪
162
00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:20,771
♪ The '03 Bon... [ turns off radio]
163
00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,078
[ rap music plays
in background]
164
00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,732
Hey, what's up, Warren?
165
00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,908
I'm trying to be like you, hero.
What's up, man?
166
00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,605
Saving kittens?Don't steal my car now.
167
00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,521
I don't want that garbage.[ rap song plays]
168
00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,611
What am I gonna do,
feed your car to my car, man?
169
00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,092
Let me get ten Nine Lives,
four Lucky Ducks,
170
00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,528
two Straight Pokers...
171
00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,922
three Crabpots
and five Powerballs.
172
00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,446
Thank you. Here you go.
173
00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:48,451
[ applause]
174
00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:52,455
Y'all need to stop.
Y'all need to stop it now.
175
00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:56,459
[ angelic music plays]
176
00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:59,070
Um, why are all these people
in here clapping?
177
00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,681
What, you didn't see me
on the news?
178
00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,770
No, I didn't.
179
00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:06,077
I got meat! More beef than
East Coast, West Coast rap.
180
00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,557
Check it out!
181
00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:10,691
Hey, Superman!
Saving lives and stuff.
182
00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,562
Why don't you cop one
of these pork chops, ah?
183
00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,434
You know what you need
to do?
184
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,000
You need to leave.
I'm not gonna tell you again.
185
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,046
Come on, man,
nobody wants your meat.
186
00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,917
I mean, who the hell wants
to buy stolen meat?
187
00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,963
I'll take a T-bone.You like gizzards too?
188
00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,878
We can get set up
with Chinese food.
189
00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,880
Good.Clifton, Barracuda!
190
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,056
Hey, did you hear about that guy
running for President?
191
00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,840
Who do you think they're
gonna get to replace him?
192
00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,581
I don't know.
Maybe they should get Shaq.
193
00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,888
Nobody can beat him. Now,
are you gonna get some gas?
194
00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:37,021
You're holding my line up.Yeah, I'm sorry.
195
00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,546
Ten on three.
196
00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,417
♪ All I need
in this life of sin ♪
197
00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,985
♪ Is me and my girlfriend ♪ Me and my girlfriend
198
00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:47,379
♪ Down to ride to the very end,
it's me... ♪
199
00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,990
[ rhythm and blues plays]
200
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,166
You've got a lot of nerve
hanging up on me.
201
00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,820
Hanging up? What-Wha--
202
00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,082
Wha-What's going on?
203
00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,823
I'm leaving you,
that's what's going on!
204
00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:57,999
You know, the only reason
I ever accepted
205
00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,697
this engagement ring
from you in the first place
206
00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,786
is because I thought
you had potential!
207
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,136
I thought
you wanted more, Mays!
208
00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,835
Why can't you just play
the game, Mays?!
209
00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,184
Wear a suit!
210
00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,447
Be a real politician!Wait a minute.
211
00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,927
What's my clothes
have to do with a...
212
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,537
Are you seeing somebody else?
213
00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,583
I'm seeing everybody else!
214
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,760
I've met mosquitoes
with more force than you.
215
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,936
I'm tired
of your little games...
216
00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,199
and I'm tired of being
your little secretary.
217
00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,331
Here's the light bill.
I didn't pay it.
218
00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,856
Here's the cable bill.
I didn't pay that either.
219
00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:32,642
And here's the bill
for your car note.
220
00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,079
I hope they take it![ car alarm blaring]
221
00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,125
Wait a minute. That's my car!
That's my car!
222
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,823
[ cackling]
223
00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,913
I hate that piece of shit.
224
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,873
I am tired of spending
my time
225
00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,657
waiting for you to quit
acting like a child
226
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:51,095
and act like a grown man
for a change, Mays!
227
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,445
I need to get on
with my life!
228
00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,535
I want a house! I want children!
229
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,406
I want to go on vacation!
230
00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,408
You're horrible in bed!
231
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,063
[ cackling laughter][ rhythm and blues builds]
232
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:05,370
[ yelling]
233
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:09,157
[ music and yelling stops]I wish you would.
234
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,292
For the last time,
I'm not running for President.
235
00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,816
[ woman sighs]
236
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,382
I'm not crazy.
Gaines was 20 points behind.
237
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,820
It's ten weeks to election day.
238
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,430
Damn it! Those guys
should have known better
239
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,433
than to talk on a cell phone
in a plane.
240
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,391
SENATOR:
What about Sanderson?
241
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:29,307
That's a joke. Lewis has been
Vice President for eight years.
242
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,483
He's a war hero,
and he's Sharon Stone's cousin.
243
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,572
He can't lose.
244
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,790
What about Mosley?
245
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:34,965
Girls.Connelly?
246
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,184
Boys.McMasters?
247
00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,229
Big boys.So, what?
248
00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,144
We just concede
the election to Lewis?
249
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,756
Don't worry, nobody said
anything about conceding, Debra,
250
00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,105
but let's get real here.
251
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,498
You know,
we're gonna lose this one.
252
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,239
So the thing to do
253
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,546
is to set the party up
for the next election.
254
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,897
We need a candidate that's
going to put on a good show.
255
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,333
This isn't a circus.
256
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,597
It's a presidential election.
257
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,816
You can't just
pick some...
258
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,732
some guy to run for President.
259
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,299
This is unprecedented,
260
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,780
but if I put in a call
to the party chairman,
261
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,738
we find a candidate,
he'll back him.
262
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,044
DEBRA:
Who's going
to run a race
263
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,654
that they know they can't win?
264
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,003
Who says he has to know?
265
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,614
JAY-Z:
♪ Young, B
266
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,137
♪ Cruisin' down the Westside
267
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,879
♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪
268
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,141
♪ Our, way,
Eyes behind shades ♪
269
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,490
♪ This necklace the reason...
270
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,144
What the...?
271
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,590
What now?
272
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,201
[ engine roaring]
273
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,813
No! No, not my bike!
274
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,379
Not my bike!
275
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:46,254
Not my bike! No!
276
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,559
Now, when I
went in there,
277
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,213
I wasn't thinking
about being a hero.
278
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:52,390
I was just trying
to help Miss Pearl.
279
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,391
[ imitating Mays]:
Miss Pearl.
280
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,479
Miss Pearl.
Miss Pearl.
281
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,699
I think we found our man.
282
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,310
Oh, look at this!
This is, this is great!
283
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,572
This is America, see?
284
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,487
Little guy against
the big guy.
285
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,359
Corporations
against the people.
286
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,448
Young versus old.
What's better than this?
287
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,102
Come on, give me a break!
288
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,974
I'm going to run
an alderman for President?
289
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,803
No. He's not an alderman.
290
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,762
He's a hero.
291
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,024
Who doesn't like a hero?
292
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,460
Big business loves a hero!
293
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,331
See?
294
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,682
Bill, you said that we needed
somebody who can help the party.
295
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,945
Now, how in the hell does
this guy help the party?
296
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,120
I'm glad you asked.
297
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,339
See, the United
States is changing.
298
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,950
Well, America is changing.
299
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,344
Inside of 20 years--
well, you know the numbers:
300
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,216
20% black, 21% Asian...
301
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,652
39% Hispanic.
302
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,828
The minorities will be
the majority.
303
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:42,789
Now, the smartest thing
we can do is be the first party
304
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,139
to nominate a minority
for President.
305
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,314
How about a cripple?
306
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,750
I don'’t think so, Charlie.
307
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,666
Now, uh, we'll lose,
of course...
308
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,755
but the minorities
will be happy.
309
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,801
The minorities will be happy,
310
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,368
and they will vote for us
in 2008
311
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,675
because we've shown
we support them.
312
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,634
And the white people will vote
for us because, uh...
313
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,114
well, our guy isn't black.
314
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,812
You got my vote!
315
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,378
Geller, why don't you,
uh, see if you can track down
316
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,640
this, uh, Mays Gilliam?
317
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:13,689
Uh, Charlie...
go check our accounts.
318
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,527
Give me one good reason
why I should go along with this.
319
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,007
Don't you get it, Debra?
320
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,792
I intend to run for President
in 2008.
321
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:35,537
Now, you give me one reason
why you shouldn't.
322
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:41,412
Well... I mean, he-he
would take a lot of work.
323
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,327
And we can run
a background check,
324
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,113
but it's obvious he's not
a party line candidate.
325
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,637
I mean, he's just some kid who
thinks he can make a difference.
326
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,247
Don't worry about all that.
327
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,380
You just go out there,
you put the machine behind him.
328
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,862
You get 25 points in the poll,
consider it a win.
329
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,994
Make sure
he doesn't embarrass us.
330
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,562
After this is over,
we get to work.
331
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,739
When I'm President...
332
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,088
I'll take care of you.
333
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,265
MAYS:
Coop, you got
to help me.
334
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,919
They locked me
out of my office.
335
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,965
I know. The mayor is
fed up with you.
336
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,836
How many times
have I told you?
337
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,577
You got to quit trying
to fix stuff.
338
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,362
I could have got you
into the council next term.
339
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,668
Now you're red-lined.
340
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,104
Shannon's taking over
your district.
341
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,150
They need to smooth over
this mall situation,
342
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,065
and that bus thing's
about to heat up.
343
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,154
They don't trust you.They don't trust me?
344
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,025
I'm not the one stealing
people's houses.
345
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,027
You see, that's what your
problem is right there.
346
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,550
You got to work
with us, Mays!
347
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,902
That stuff you pulled over there
cost the city money.
348
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,338
Makes the mayor look bad.
349
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340
Now, contrary
to popular belief,
350
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,951
politics is no place
to express yourself.
351
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,388
You want to get in,
you got to fit in.
352
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,650
And look at you.
353
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,217
Grow up.
You got to dress better.
354
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,567
Even Puff Daddy wears
a suit to court.
355
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:55,269
I'm sorry, brother,
but ain't nothing I can do.
356
00:13:58,794 --> 00:13:59,839
Nice car.
357
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,144
Hey, ain't it, though?
358
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,798
Got it for a song
at the repo auction.
359
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,060
[ laughs]
360
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,149
[ laughter continues]
361
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,759
[ engine starts]
362
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:10,240
♪ Look for me! Young, B
363
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,763
♪ Cruisin' down the Westside
364
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,026
♪ High, way...
365
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,811
[ thunder rumbling]
366
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,509
[ rhythm and blues beat plays]
367
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,563
♪ He feels bad, mighty low
368
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,913
♪ Got nowhere to go
369
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,655
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low? ♪
370
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,874
♪ Man, I wanna know
371
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,179
[ wailing]
372
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,833
♪ He feels bad, mighty low
373
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,009
♪ Got nowhere to go
374
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:43,883
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low ♪
375
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,580
♪ And your car
just got repo'd? ♪
376
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,495
Mays Gilliam?
377
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,978
[ thunder rumbling]
378
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:19,788
Mays Gilliam,
Debra Lassiter.
379
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,530
Nice to meet you.
Take a seat.
380
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,929
Mays, we know what
happened today.
381
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,495
We know you lost your job.
382
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,932
Well, how'd you know that?
383
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,759
It just happened.
384
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,066
We're the government, Mays.
We know everything.
385
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:40,200
Mays, we'd like you
to do something for us.
386
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,725
Yeah, sure, I-I-I'd love to work
on a presidential campaign.
387
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,596
You know,
I'll make phone calls...
388
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,772
send out flyers.
389
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,210
Now, who have you guys chosen
to run against Lewis?
390
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,256
Well, that's exactly what
we wanted to talk to you about.
391
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:57,173
We'd like you
to run for President.
392
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,659
Of what?
393
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,139
The United States.
394
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
Of what?
395
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,751
Of America.
396
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,275
Which America?[ yelling]: North...!
397
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,277
[ quietly]:
America, Mays.
398
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:17,063
Get outta here!
399
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,673
We're not joking, Mays.
400
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,197
We want you to be the nominee
for the office
401
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,678
of President
of the United States of America.
402
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:27,290
[ crowd cheering][ "Hail To the Chief" playing]
403
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,379
[ gunshot]
404
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,599
Okay, let me get this straight.
405
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,254
You guys couldn't find
anybody else to run?
406
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,951
You couldn't find nobody?
407
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,518
Mm, something's wrong here.
408
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,303
You couldn't find
a-a congressman, a senator?
409
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,262
I mean, I'm just an alderman.
410
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,917
Congressmen, senators, they work
with other politicians.
411
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,180
You're an alderman,
Mays.
412
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,746
You work with the people,
413
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:52,620
and that's what we want--
a man of the people.
414
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,187
This is a big joke, right?
415
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,797
They've got a hidden camera
somewhere around here.
416
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,451
Y'all are gonna get
a big laugh outta this.
417
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,279
Well, you know what?
418
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,063
I don't even care, 'cause one
of y'all is gonna drive me home
419
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,196
'cause my bike is messed up.
420
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,763
[ "Yankee Doodle Dandy"
playing]You an American, Mays?
421
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,939
Wow. Bill Arnot.
422
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,593
Are you an American?
423
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,160
Yes.
424
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,728
Mays, this isn't just
an election.
425
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,251
It's a moment.
426
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,340
This is the moment when
you have the opportunity
427
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,994
to show little
boys and girls,
428
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,562
men and women, what
America's all about.
429
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,695
Look at that.
430
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,610
When I see
that, I think
431
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,918
of our forefathers fighting
to make this country what it is.
432
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,225
And when I see that,
I think about the guy
433
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,706
who's got to scrub
it for minimum wage.
434
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,404
That's why
we want you, Mays.
435
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,884
You care
about the little people.
436
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,626
So what's it going to be?
437
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:47,066
[ brisk, dramatic,
patriotic theme plays]
438
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,113
[ reporters clamoring]
439
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,550
[ camera shutters clicking]
440
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,163
[ upbeat patriotic theme
continues]
441
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
It gives me great honor
442
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,645
to accept the party's nomination
443
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,780
for President
of the United States of America.
444
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:09,566
[ screeching]:
No!
445
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,002
[ scream echoing]
446
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,179
[ mooing]
447
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,008
Welcome to your
campaign headquarters.
448
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:21,056
These folks are going to do
everything they can to
help you get elected.
449
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,406
These are your people.
450
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,234
Oh, here,
let's take a look at this.
451
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,714
Hey, Mark,
is that cued up?
452
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:27,932
MARK:
Yep.
453
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,108
Roll it, please.
454
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,415
Yeah, yeah. Yeah...
455
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,852
[ noble, majestic music begins
on TV]
456
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,202
[ mimicks crowd roaring]
457
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,422
Oh, this is
a great spot.
458
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,511
TV ANNOUNCER:
If you love America,
459
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:45,733
vote Mays Gilliam for President.
460
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,127
Huh?
461
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,217
But I'm-I'm not in it.
462
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,001
You don't even see my face.
463
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,177
Well, it's a template. We'll
get you in there eventually.
464
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,093
Mays, there's a couple of people
I want you to meet.
465
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,182
This is your security director,
Mr. Earl.
466
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,053
You're going to be
in good hands.
467
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,316
Pleased to meet you, sir.
468
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,708
If you ever find yourself
in trouble,
469
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,970
just yell "security,"
470
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,016
and my people will handle
the situation.
471
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,365
This is your decoy,
Mays Junior.
472
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,280
He enters all of your events
before you.
473
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,890
If anything's going
to happen to you,
474
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,370
it'll happen to him first.
475
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,764
You know, Tupac could've used
a guy like you.
476
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,461
This is Nicollette White.
477
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,551
She's your Executive Director
of Internal Liaisons.
478
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,857
You can call me Nikki.
479
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,163
It will be a pleasure
to serve you.
480
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,816
I am available to you
around the clock.
481
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,078
Just let me know.
482
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,516
Now, what does she do?
483
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,387
Oh, she sleeps with you.
484
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,521
Oh, we get tired of getting
caught up in sex scandals,
485
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,045
so we commissioned our own team
of super whores.
486
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,525
You call yourself
whores?!
487
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,744
Move that fat ass!
One! Two! Three!
488
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,355
These girls are good.
489
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,834
Good morning, Mays.
490
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,446
I took the liberty
of choosing some options
491
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012
for this evening's
fundraiser.
492
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,666
You don't mind,
do you?
493
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,842
No, no, I-I'll wear whatever
you need me to wear.
494
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,496
Now, what fundraiser is this?
495
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,758
It's your coming-out party.
496
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,543
Campaigns cost money.
497
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,632
The people you meet tonight
have plenty of it.
498
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,895
Now, Geller and I are going
to advance the party,
499
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,071
and Mr. Earl will bring you
8:00 sharp.
500
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,204
Here are your
off-the-cuff remarks.
501
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,466
Learn them.
502
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,555
See you later.
Okay.
503
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,904
[ sighs]
504
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,821
[ playing classical music]
505
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,127
Sir![ clamoring fades]
506
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781
EARL:
Remember, sir,
just nod and move.
507
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,043
Nod and move.
508
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,306
WOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam!
509
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,568
[ crowd clamoring]
510
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,178
So, what do you plan to do
about taxes?
511
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,485
Do you plan to support
paternal leave incentives?
512
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,138
Hey, could you get my demo
to somebody?
513
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,662
Anybody, please!
Please!
514
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,880
Don't accept
any unscreened packages, sir.
515
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,099
It's a security
measure.
516
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,405
Mays, Mays...
517
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,797
You have some people
to talk to.
518
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,756
Tomorrow, work.
Tonight, smile, shake hands,
519
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,018
and be nice to the wives.
520
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,715
I'll double-check
the P.A. system.
521
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,587
You'll make a brief statement
at 11:00.
522
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,936
MAYS:
Okay, let's go.Let's go.
523
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:45,461
[ classical music continues]
524
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,724
[ loud smooching]
525
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,466
Hi. How you doing?
526
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,990
All right.
You all right.
527
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,646
I wish you luck, sir.
528
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,995
Arrigato.
529
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,434
[ clamoring]
530
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,870
It's a little bit
like Timberland,
531
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,263
you know, and I got
a little bit of Missy
532
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,525
moving up through there,
533
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,091
but what I'm really
trying to go through
534
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,615
is that Neptune kinda
feel, you know, so I...
535
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,573
Excuse me, Mays,
the Teamsters are here.
536
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,445
What are you doing
talking to the help?
537
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,794
Gentlemen,
Mr. Mays Gilliam.
538
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,491
Guys, I just want
to say, hey,
539
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,363
I'm all for labor,
I'm all for unions,
540
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,625
but you know
and I know
541
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,409
that you guys are
gonna endorse Lewis.
542
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,758
It's a business decision.
543
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,021
We're going to do
what's best for the union.
544
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,849
By the way, have you decided
on a running mate?
545
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,286
We're thinking about it.
546
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,244
Well, we think maybe
you should consider Sanders.
547
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,941
Well, we're considering
several options.
548
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,726
Yeah, well, maybe you should
also consider giving us
549
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,597
support on that new referendum.Excuse me.
550
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:35,816
Well, that depends.
Can we depend on
your support...?
551
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,078
What's up
with this guy?
552
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,820
Track four.
Check out track four.
553
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,217
So, what do
you have there?
554
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,871
Well, we got
some shrimp puffs
555
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,220
and some cheese snacks--
556
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,875
you know, just some...
finger foods.
557
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,137
Thought that was you.
558
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,487
So, what's up
with the two jobs?
559
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,749
Bad credit?
560
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,490
Why do I have to have
bad credit?
561
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,449
Why can't I be saving up
for a car or for school?
562
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:01,798
Maybe I like to work.
563
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,670
Excuse me.
564
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,585
Hey, I'm sorry.
You know what?
565
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,021
I never got your name.
566
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,153
Lisa. Lisa Clark.Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays.
567
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,155
So why you being so rude,
Lisa Clark?
568
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,680
I'm not trying to be rude.
I'm working.
569
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,203
We're not supposed to
mingle with the guests.
570
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,552
Plus, I don't know you.
571
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,250
You know me.Uh, no, I don't know you.
572
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,513
But you know me.
573
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,949
You've come to
the gas station
574
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,298
a couple of times,
575
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,909
and I see you, but
I don't know... you.
576
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,607
Well, let's get to know
each other.
577
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,043
Come on, let's dance.I have to work.
578
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,392
I know you're working.
579
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,046
Yes, I'm working, too,
so let's keep working.
580
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,352
You want to dance?
581
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,614
Okay, but don't get me
in trouble.
582
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,876
Hit it!
583
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,486
♪ Oh
584
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,358
[ intro to "Hot In Here"
playing]
585
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:45,276
I cannot believe you got
me out here like this.
586
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,757
Yeah, but you like it, right?
587
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,629
Yeah, a little.♪ A little bit a ah, ah
588
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:54,111
♪ With a little bit a
589
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,852
♪ Flirtatious,
tryin' to show faces, oh ♪
590
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,201
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to shoot my steam ♪
591
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:58,986
Uh-oh, I'm feeling
it, I'm feeling it.
592
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,249
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to flash them Gs, then, um ♪
593
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,816
♪ No deceivin',
nothin' up my sleeve ♪
594
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,601
♪ No teasin',
I need you to get up ♪
595
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,429
♪ Up on the dance floor
596
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,344
♪ Give that man
what he askin' for ♪
597
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,651
Go ahead, girl, work it.♪ Cuz I feel like
bustin' loose ♪
598
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,175
Work it!♪ And I feel like
touchin' you, uh, uh ♪
599
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,351
♪ And can't nobody stop
the juice ♪
600
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,353
♪ So baby tell me
what's the use ♪
601
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,225
♪ I said it's gettin' hot
in here, so hot ♪
602
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,184
♪ So take off all your clothes
603
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,578
♪ I am gettin' so hot Oh, my God. You know what?
604
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:26,840
I'm having too much fun.
605
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,145
I gotta get
back to work.
606
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,756
No, come on, stay. No!I gotta go.
607
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,018
Come on, co... come on!
608
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,759
♪ So take off all your clothes
609
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,021
♪ I am gettin' so hot...
610
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,283
Come on, brother,
611
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,241
I know you know how
to do this dance.
612
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,591
No, sorry, I don't.
613
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,201
Come on, man,
I know you know how to do
614
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,507
the Electric Slide.
615
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,291
No, I can't say
that I do.
616
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,075
♪ And I be down, and do a
hundred, top down and goggles ♪
617
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,512
Get yo ass in there!
618
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,339
♪ Get off the freeway,
exit 106 ♪
619
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,254
♪ And parked it Ash tray,
flip gate, time to spark it ♪
620
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,517
♪ So take it off
like you're home alone ♪
621
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,475
What the hell is this?!
622
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,390
♪ You know dance
in front your mirror ♪Where's Mays?
623
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,479
♪ Checkin' your reflection
and tellin' your best friend ♪
624
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,828
Over there.♪ "Girl, I think
my butt gettin' big" ♪
625
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,090
DEBRA:
Oh, my...
626
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,352
MARTIN:
God!
627
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:02,571
We gotta stop him.What...?
628
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,920
DEBRA:
Excuse us, please.
629
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,531
♪ I am getting so hot
630
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,794
♪ I wanna take my clothes off
631
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,012
What do you think
you're doing?!
632
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,840
Mays, stop it!
633
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,060
Come on, man, I'm just trying
to get the party started.
634
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,757
[ frustrated groan]
635
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,846
♪ Throw your hands
in the air ♪
636
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,066
♪ And wave 'em like
you just don't care ♪
637
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,329
♪ And if I got your vote
for President ♪
638
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,287
♪ Let me hear you say,
"Oh, yeah!" ♪
639
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:24,767
CROWD:
♪ Oh, yeah!
640
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,945
MAYS:
Shake that ass, Grandma!
641
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:33,689
Let me see you bounce!
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
642
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:36,170
Yeah, we got a couple
of freaks over there.
643
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,651
♪ Oh, baby, hot!
644
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:43,482
Let me see you shake!
Shake! Shake! Shake!
645
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,831
Crip walk!
646
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,094
♪ Day-o, day-o, day-o
647
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,009
The roof!
648
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,271
The roof!
649
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,708
The roof is on fire!
650
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,581
[ all screaming]
651
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,278
The roof is on fire!
652
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:59,628
No-no! No, no, no![ crowd screaming]
653
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,543
No, no, it's a saying.
654
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,242
It's just a saying.
Come back.
655
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:07,593
[ screaming]
656
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,725
You turned the party out.
657
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,032
I've never seen
anything like that.
658
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,294
Great party.
659
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,513
Too bad about
the fire.
660
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,166
[ laughs quietly]
661
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,603
So, where you off to now?
662
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:18,995
Uh, I'm not even sure.
663
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,128
I mean, we start
campaigning tomorrow.
664
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:23,565
We're going to be
all over the country.
665
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,958
You need a ride home?
666
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,742
Oh, no.
I still have to clean up.
667
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,701
I don't know how long
that's going to take me.
668
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,050
Well, I could wait.
669
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,052
Are you sure?
I mean, you know,
670
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,532
I could send a car
to pick you up.
671
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,534
No, thanks,
but I-I got to go.
672
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536
It was good
seeing you again.
673
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,363
You, too, buddy, ol' pal.
674
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,801
[ laughing]
675
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,019
Can I get a good night kiss?
676
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,238
No!
677
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:45,413
MAN:
Lisa!"No!"
678
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,588
I'm coming!
679
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,850
She's coming!
680
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,635
Hurry up! Hurry!Look, I got to go.
681
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,768
Good luck, and... call me,
if you get a chance.
682
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:53,900
Okay?
683
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,771
Didn't you see me talking?
684
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,077
MARTIN:
Mays!
685
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:58,905
What kind of display
was that?
686
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,690
Well, I was just trying
to get the party started.
687
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,474
If the party needs
to get started,
688
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,737
I'll handle it.
689
00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:06,477
Just do what
we say, Mays.
690
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,610
I don't think
everybody appreciated
691
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,220
what you did
in there!
692
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,005
We really had
a great time!
693
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,963
It was off the hizzle
for shizzle.
694
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,225
Look...
695
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,662
Well, they liked it.
696
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:17,924
No, I-I don't care
what they liked. I...
697
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,273
But they liked it.
698
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,492
Oh, Mays, darling!
Mmm, mmm...
699
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,712
[ passionate moaning]
700
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,018
Darling, are
you done yet?
701
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:27,890
No? If not, it's okay.
I can wait.
702
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,413
But if we hurry,
703
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,328
we'll be able to get
a table at Jezebel's.
704
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,287
Oh. Good evening.
705
00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,680
We're getting married.
706
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,595
Oh, I'm exhausted.
707
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,857
[ chuckling]
708
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:39,728
You know what
I can't decide?
709
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:42,035
I can't decide whether
we should have a DJ or a band.
710
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,863
DJ, band, DJ, band,
DJ, band...
711
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,778
Security!
[ screams]
712
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,649
[ car door slams,
tires screeching]
713
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:53,350
[ intro to
"R.O.C.K. in the USA" playing]
714
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,963
[ chickens clucking]
715
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:05,275
MAYS:
Thank you for inviting me
to the land of milk and honey.
716
00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:06,929
It's you people,
717
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,062
the dairy people,
people that make eggs,
718
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:11,064
milk, cheese
719
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:14,284
butter, bacon,
that make the country great.
720
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:18,201
Milk makes the body good,
and you make the country good.
721
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:24,904
Thank you for inviting me
to Memphis, Tennessee.
722
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:27,776
It's people like you,
the church people,
723
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,257
who are the backbone
and the spirit
724
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:32,259
of this great land of ours.
725
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,564
[ applause]
726
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:37,046
I love the Lord,
and I love the King--
727
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,308
Elvis Presley.
728
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:41,268
[ cattle mooing]
729
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,749
I want to thank you
for inviting me
730
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,359
to the Lone Star State.
731
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,578
[ cheering and whistling]
732
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:48,928
Home of the Cowboys!
733
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,233
[ cheering]
734
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,234
How 'bout the Cowboys?
735
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,540
[ loud cheering]
736
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,281
It's people like you,
737
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:57,893
the ranchers, who are
the backbone of this country.
738
00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,329
[ cheering]
739
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:04,030
And before I go,
I got one more thing to say:
740
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:07,468
♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪
741
00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:08,948
[ rhythmic clapping]
742
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,993
CROWD:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas.
743
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:14,475
[ cheering]
744
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,564
MARTIN:
Hey, well, it's not bad.
745
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,435
MAYS:
Martin, am I going to get
another speech anytime soon?
746
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,481
DEBRA:
Why, Mays, what's the matter
with this speech?
747
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,135
I don't know. It just seems
like maybe I should be talking
748
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,614
about something
a little more relevant.
749
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:24,964
DEBRA:
Relevant?
750
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,705
Yeah. I mean,
people are cheering,
751
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,489
but they would cheer if I read
the recipe for cornbread.
752
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,751
I mean, it's not like
it's working.
753
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,144
I'm only one point up
in the polls.
754
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,711
Oh, don't worry
about the polls, Mays.
755
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,408
They're just a sampling.
Polls change.
756
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,540
Don't get ahead
of yourself, Mays.
757
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,803
We're here to help you.
758
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,326
Besides, the people
really like you.
759
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,154
Cheer up. We're going to be
in Chicago in a few days.
760
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,808
You got a brother
in Chicago, don't you?
761
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,940
That's when the people find out
what you're all about.
762
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,377
Yeah, but I don't even know
what I'm all about.
763
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,728
[ bluegrass playing]:
♪ He's a hero, he's a hero
764
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,294
♪ Of the corn folk
765
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:54,036
♪ Strutting to
the Promised Land... ♪
766
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,908
TV ANCHORMAN:
In the latest polls,
767
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:58,519
Mays Gilliam is up
just one point to ten percent,
768
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:02,349
while Vice President Brian Lewis
still holds a commanding 84%.
769
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,699
Six percent are undecided,
saying they don't know
770
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,702
who they're voting for--
they just know it's not Gilliam.
771
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:10,139
Mays, when you get out there,
listen to the crowd.
772
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,401
Talk to them.
773
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,707
I mean, make it look like
774
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,187
you believe
in what you're saying.
775
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,797
Okay.
776
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,930
I know we haven't exactly
always seen eye to eye,
777
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,409
but this, Mays,
is very important.
778
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,802
I can't stress that enough.
779
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,412
Alderman Gilliam?
780
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,893
There's a Mitch
Gilliam outside.
781
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,721
He says he's
your brother.
782
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,244
Mitch?
Send him in.
783
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,378
DEBRA:
Tonight, America is going to get
784
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,162
its first impressions
of Mays Gilliam.
785
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:35,295
You know what they say
about first impressions.
786
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,297
[ grunts]
787
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,646
Oh! Oh...
788
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,734
Look at my little
brother, man!
789
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,388
Man, I thought you said
790
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,824
you were going to call me
when you got into town!
791
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,173
MAYS:
I was trying to call you, man,
792
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,696
but I've been doing press
all day.
793
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:48,525
My little brother
running for President.
794
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:50,310
Let me introduce you
to Martin Geller,
795
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,572
Debra Lassiter.
796
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,313
What's happening
with you, baby?
797
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,228
Thank you for what you're
doing for my brother.
798
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,707
Appreciate it.
799
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,970
And how about you, thriller?
800
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,536
What's going on?Nice to meet you.
801
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,842
And what do you do
for a living?
802
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,757
Well, um...
I'm a bail bondsman.
803
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:04,759
I got an office
on the South Side.
804
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,413
[ chuckling]:
Bail bondsman.
805
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,894
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
806
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,157
Wow. A bail bondsman.
807
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,419
Well, that...
808
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,681
that's...
809
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,030
How's business?
810
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,292
I'll tell you
how business is.
811
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,946
Business is great.
812
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,861
Thank God for crime.
813
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,472
[ laughing]
814
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,734
Thank God for crime.
815
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,128
Could y... could y'all
give us a minute?
816
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,521
Five.
817
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:30,263
Yeah...
818
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,612
Nice. Real nice.
819
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:32,918
Look at you, man!
820
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,484
I see you all on the
shows, politicking.
821
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:35,790
Come on over here.
822
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,705
Like the way your
campaign going?
823
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,925
MITCH:
Look at this.
824
00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,014
Let me ask you something,
little brother.
825
00:30:42,014 --> 00:30:43,711
When they gonna let you speak?
826
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,147
I've been talking all day, man.
827
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,757
I was talking to the press
this morning.
828
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,063
You been talking,
but I'm saying
829
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,152
when they gonna let you
speak your mind?
830
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,414
This ain't you.
You going to say this shit?
831
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,763
This shit is booty.
832
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,331
You go out there
and say this if you want to,
833
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,551
watch sandman
come sweep your butt offstage.
834
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,813
Look at this.
You got a poster:
835
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,423
"Mays"-- who they talking about?
Willie?
836
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,035
[ chuckling]:
Let me tell you
something, Mays.
837
00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,427
These are everyday common folk,
838
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,125
working people out there.
839
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,779
These are laborers,
construction workers, nurses.
840
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,347
You play the game
when you working for them.
841
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:12,609
This is your campaign.
842
00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:14,176
You're supposed to be in charge.
843
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,309
[ door opens]
844
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,485
It's time, Mays.
845
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,617
I got to go.
846
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,404
I love you, man,
847
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,667
and I'm with you
no matter what.
848
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,016
Okay?
849
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,322
Go get 'em.
850
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:30,584
I'll see you out
there, all right?
851
00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:31,846
All right.
852
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,457
Hey, Mays... speak.
853
00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:36,982
[ crowd cheering]
854
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:41,812
MAN [ over P.A.]:
Chicago, please welcome
your next President,
855
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:44,598
Alderman Mays Gilliam!
856
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:05,358
What the hell is he doing?
857
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:14,106
You know, they had a speech
written for me...
858
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:15,977
about what the people need,
859
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,153
but you guys are the people.
860
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:19,415
[ crowd agreeing]
861
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,852
You know what you need.
862
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,593
Better schools.MAN: Yes, sir!
863
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:24,943
Better jobs.
864
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,205
WOMAN:
Oh, yeah.
865
00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:27,597
Less crime.MAN: Right on!
866
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,121
WOMAN:
Tell it!
867
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:33,429
How many of you, right now,
work two jobs
868
00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:37,564
just to have enough money
to be broke?
869
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,044
MAYS:
That ain't right.
870
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,262
MAN:
Sounds like
my brother-in-law!
871
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,177
If you work two jobs,
872
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,179
and at the end of the week,
873
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,965
you got just enough money
to get your broke butt home,
874
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:50,142
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"
875
00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,622
CROWD:
That ain't right!
876
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,537
MAYS:
How many of you
877
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:57,366
have children
that they call stupid?
878
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,628
Don't be ashamed!
879
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,239
It ain't your fault.
880
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,981
I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?"
881
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,460
She said, "44."
882
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,027
But that ain't
her fault!
883
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,855
That's the school's fault.
884
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:12,207
Now, if your child's school
has old-ass books
885
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,035
and brand-new metal detectors,
886
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,124
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"
887
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:18,039
CROWD:
That ain't right!That ain't right!
888
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,346
MAYS:
It ain't right! And now we got
889
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:24,611
these corporations
stealing all the money.
890
00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:27,483
They ain't stealing their money.
They stealing our money!
891
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,702
The pension.
892
00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,617
You work
for 35 years.
893
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:33,315
You thought you was gonna
leave your kids a will,
894
00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:35,013
now you gonna leave 'em a won't!
895
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,798
You show up
to get your pension,
896
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,060
they give you a pen!
897
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,627
Give you a damn pen!
898
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:43,369
Now what the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?
899
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:47,068
I should just stab you
in the neck with this pen,
Mr. Pension Taker.
900
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:49,114
Get your hand
out of my pocket!
901
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,813
Taking everybody's pension
and nobody going to jail.
902
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,294
That'’s some bullshit, man.
That'’s some bullshit.
903
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:59,037
Meanwhile you or I,
we steal a Big Mac with cheese,
904
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,082
next thing you know
we'’re on death row.
905
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:06,305
[ all shouting]
906
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:11,353
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?
907
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:12,789
That ain't right!
908
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,052
[ shouting]
909
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,662
How many of you
910
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,272
work in a mall that
you can't afford to shop in?
911
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:18,578
That ain't right!
912
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,363
How many of you clean up a hotel
913
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:24,627
you ain't never gonna be able
to stay in?
914
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,194
That ain't right!
915
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,501
CROWD:
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
916
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,242
[ clamoring]
917
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,461
And we got nurses
that work in hospitals
918
00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:34,463
that they can't even afford
to get sick in.
919
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:35,986
CROWD:
That ain't right!
920
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,249
It ain't right!
921
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:40,513
It ain't right!
It ain't right!
922
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,210
It isn't right!
923
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,346
That shit is wrong.
924
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,825
[ cheering]
925
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,523
MAYS:
It's dead wrong!
926
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,442
I'm Mays Gilliam,
927
00:34:56,442 --> 00:35:00,185
and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.
928
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:02,883
CROWD [ chanting]:
That ain't right!
929
00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:08,976
[ chanting]:
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
930
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,238
MARTIN:
No questions.
931
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,674
Sorry.
932
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,763
Where's Mitch?Mays! Mays! Mays!
933
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,462
You go to work.
934
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:17,811
Handle your business.
935
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,421
If you need me,
you call me, hear?
936
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,857
I'm gonna call you.
937
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,250
MITCH:
Get that camera
out of my face.
938
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,643
Are you insane?
939
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,035
You can't just go out
in front of 5,000 people
940
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,516
and just talk!
And you said "shit."
941
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:29,344
Presidential candidates
do not say "shit."
942
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,954
You show me a grown man
that'’s never said "shit"
943
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,956
and I'’ll show you somebody
that'’s full of shit.
944
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,219
Debra, hold on.
945
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,785
What you just did,
946
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,483
[ sighs]... that was great.
947
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:38,875
Maybe you're right--
maybe we could tailor
948
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,094
the speeches
more to you.
949
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,400
My speeches?
950
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,792
Come on, did you hear them?!
951
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:44,751
Guys, if this thing
is gonna work,
952
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,056
then it's got to fit me.
953
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,406
It's got to be
my campaign, okay?
954
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,668
This is not
your campaign.
955
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,278
You will do what
I tell you to,
956
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:52,106
or you'll be back in D.C.
on your damn bicycle.
957
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,543
Hey, I'm the one that's running
for President here.
958
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,676
Now, if we're gonna run
this campaign,
959
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,286
it's gotta go my way.Mays...
960
00:35:58,286 --> 00:35:59,679
We're gonna do it
the way I want it done.
961
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:01,071
Now hold on.
962
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:02,769
I-I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
963
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,685
Hey, if you don't know,
you better ask somebody.
964
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,339
[ intro to "Who We Be" playing]
965
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,993
♪ What they don't know is,
the bull, the drama ♪
966
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,953
♪ The ..., the armor, the city,
the farmer, the babies ♪
967
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,824
♪ The mama, what?
968
00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,000
♪ The projects, the drugs,
the children, the thugs ♪
969
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,525
♪ The tears, the hugs,
the love, the slugs... ♪
970
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:21,048
NEWS ANCHORWOMAN:
After a slow start,
971
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,919
Mays Gilliam has made
some dramatic changes
972
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,660
in his presidential campaign.
973
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,533
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da
974
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:30,623
♪ Who we be ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da
975
00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:33,016
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da
976
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,366
♪ Who we be...
977
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:36,324
MAYS:
Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam,
978
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,588
candidate for President
of the United States.
979
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:42,200
This is my new headquarters.
980
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,506
The individuals
you see before you
981
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,552
will help me guide my campaign.
982
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,423
These are my people.
983
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,773
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da...
984
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:54,995
AD ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam is turning
the establishment on its ear
985
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,953
with his new controversial
campaign ads.
986
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,739
♪ Who we be ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da
987
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,045
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da...
988
00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:06,876
AD ANNOUNCER 2:
If you love America, vote
Mays Gilliam for President.
989
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,401
Paid for by Citizens
for Mays Gilliam.
990
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:12,230
[ slow, funky music playing]
991
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,591
ANNOUNCER:
The part of Mays Gilliam's
Security Director
992
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:30,117
will now be played
by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
993
00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:32,728
Child care is one
of the most important issues
994
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,426
facing this country today.
995
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,429
The working mother has to take
her child to a nanny.
996
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:40,301
The nanny has to take her child
to a baby-sitter.
997
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:43,261
The baby-sitter has to take
her child to day care.
998
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,915
Now on the count of three,
I want everybody
999
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,091
to take care
of their own damn kids!
1000
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,790
Whose baby is this?
Whose baby is it?
1001
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,400
It ain't mine.
1002
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,795
Gay people want what
every other American wants:
1003
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,449
A good house, a good job!
1004
00:37:57,449 --> 00:38:00,887
I believe in gay rights
because when I see gay people,
1005
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,628
all I'm seeing are people,
1006
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,804
normal people
like every other American.
1007
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:09,243
[ all cheering][ disco music playing]
1008
00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,900
Thank you, thank you
for inviting me
1009
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,423
to the Player's Ball!
1010
00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:18,948
[ cheering]
1011
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,776
Now, America needs
to change its ways.
1012
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:22,996
I promise,
if I'm your President,
1013
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:25,085
I will take care of everybody:
1014
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:29,785
big business and small business,
show business and ho business.
1015
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,701
[ all cheering]
1016
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:39,317
[ phone ringing]
1017
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,756
[ phone beeps]Hello, Debra.
1018
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:47,150
Bill, I am in Detroit
at a Player's Ball
1019
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,804
with pimps and whores.
1020
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,545
Excuse me-- "hoes"!
1021
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,330
But, listen, I can't do this.
1022
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,592
You got to get me out of here.
1023
00:38:53,592 --> 00:38:54,854
I can't control him!
1024
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,334
He won't listen to me!
1025
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,161
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Debra.
1026
00:38:58,161 --> 00:39:00,425
No, no, no, I-I need you out
there, and this is going great.
1027
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,687
But...
1028
00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:03,819
Now, look, look,
this is what we wanted.
1029
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:05,821
I love this guy.
"That ain't right!"
1030
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,215
He really thinks
he can make a difference.
1031
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,521
Bill...?
1032
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,957
Yeah, look, Debra,
stop worrying.
1033
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,567
This will work out fine. Bye.
1034
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,265
Don't I know you?
1035
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,529
[ yelling]:
No!
1036
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,269
[ R&B intro playing]
1037
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:29,279
♪ He feels good,
things are going his way ♪
1038
00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:33,675
♪ He just might be
the President someday... ♪
1039
00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:36,025
[ crowd cheering]
1040
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:38,898
[ marching band playing
R&B melody]
1041
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:43,511
What do you think
about the band?
1042
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:44,773
DEBRA:
I love the band.
1043
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:49,212
[ drums beating R&B rhythm]
1044
00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:58,265
[ horns playing melody]
1045
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,364
Mays, darling?
1046
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,758
I've been thinking.
I want a small wedding,
1047
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,324
but I think I want
150, maybe 200 people.
1048
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,587
And I know
I've always said
1049
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:16,892
I wanted a wedding
in a church,
1050
00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:18,154
but lately,
I've been thinking
1051
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:19,417
about the
Botanical Gardens.
1052
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,070
We could do it
by the tulips.
1053
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,594
Oh, it'll be
beautiful, Mays.
1054
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:25,161
Security!
[ Kim screams]
1055
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:26,598
[ car door slams,
tires screech]
1056
00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:28,861
[ R&B drumming continues]
1057
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:40,176
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
1058
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:42,352
He's running
against you, sir.
1059
00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:45,312
What happened to, uh, Gaines?
1060
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,618
He died in a plane crash.
1061
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:47,880
Get out of here!
1062
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,359
Gaines is dead?
1063
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:51,274
Don't you remember?
It was on the news.
1064
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:53,363
Not my news.
1065
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:56,976
This fella Gilliam
is an alderman from D.C.
1066
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,587
He took Gaines' place, sir.
1067
00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,197
I'm running against this guy?
1068
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,503
Yes, sir.
1069
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:03,809
[ chuckling]:
Well...
1070
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:05,071
This is some bullshit.
1071
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,899
This is my time.
1072
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,902
I've been Vice President
for eight years.
1073
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:13,122
I am a war hero,
and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
1074
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,516
And I'’ll be damned
if I'’m going to let
1075
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,475
my election be ruined
by this asshole!
1076
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,390
I want this guy done.
1077
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,262
You hear me?
Finish him!
1078
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:26,309
He will be destroyed, sir,
as you wish.
1079
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,834
ANNOUNCER:
This is the White House
without Mays Gilliam.
1080
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,575
Peaceful, isn't it?
1081
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,620
Now, this is the White House
if Gilliam is elected.
1082
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:41,324
[ ominous music plays on TV]
1083
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:44,545
Let's keep Mays Gilliam
out of the White House.
1084
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,068
Vote Brian Lewis for President.
1085
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,766
It's your last chance.
1086
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,856
How do you want
to handle this?
1087
00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:53,249
Well, I don't want
to go negative.
1088
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:54,816
Mays!
1089
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,644
Hold on, nobody wants
to hear that.
1090
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:59,081
I want people to vote for me,
not against Lewis.
1091
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:01,475
Well, people don't know
what they want to hear.
1092
00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,085
Mays, we have
to respond.
1093
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:05,435
I think we go with something
measured, accurate.
1094
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:06,872
Let's call him on his record!
1095
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:09,091
You can't challenge Lewis
on his record
1096
00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:10,876
when Mays doesn't have one.How about a massage?
1097
00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:15,881
STADIUM ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1098
00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:19,362
please welcome presidential
candidate Mays Gilliam!
1099
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:21,800
[ crowd cheering]
1100
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,893
Yeah!
1101
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:29,155
[ crowd cheering]
1102
00:42:29,155 --> 00:42:30,156
ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam, everybody!
1103
00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,679
Thank you! Thank you!
1104
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:34,116
RADIO HOST:
This is conservative talk 520.
1105
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,640
You're listening to Big Dave.
1106
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,120
Negative ads.
Lewis is up, Gilliam is down.
1107
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,427
I think it's great!
You know, bottom line,
1108
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,472
I don't think
I'd want Gilliam and his homeys
1109
00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,170
to be in the White House.
1110
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,651
[ crowd cheering]Thank you! Thank you!
1111
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,914
BIG DAVE:
People are saying these ads
are dirty politics.
1112
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,655
I say give me a small break!
1113
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:52,526
I mean, we're not talking about
running a... a rib shack,
1114
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:53,875
we're talking about
running a country!
1115
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,834
He's running for President,
1116
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,531
and every vote counts.
1117
00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:59,011
Ladies and gentlemen,
1118
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,447
Mays Gilliam!
1119
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,144
CROWD [ chanting]:
Mays! Mays! Mays!
1120
00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,624
BIG DAVE:
And, you know,
if these ads are so bad,
1121
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,147
why hasn't Gilliam
said anything? Caller...
1122
00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,280
WOMAN [ on radio]:
Howard Stern rocks!
1123
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,108
You're on with Big Dave.
1124
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:11,197
MAN [ on radio]:
The reason Gilliam
hasn't responded,
1125
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,852
is because he has
too much integrity.
1126
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:17,029
[ crowd booing][ Mays grunting and yelping]
1127
00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:23,731
Hey, Mays,
we just got endorsements
1128
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:27,213
from Raekwon the Chef
and Ghost Face Killa.
1129
00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:28,475
Is this good?
1130
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,694
It's great.
1131
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:34,263
Where are we
on this running mate thing?
1132
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,569
I've been making calls.
1133
00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:37,223
Nobody wants to
run with you.
1134
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,485
Well, who'd you call?
1135
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:41,357
DEBRA:
Everybody.
1136
00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,794
Did you call Hammer?
1137
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:46,493
No, I did not
call Hammer.
1138
00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:49,670
Well, then you didn't call
everybody.
1139
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,455
WOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam,
can I have your autograph?
1140
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,675
I'll be right back.
1141
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,156
Should we call Hammer?
1142
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:58,461
No!
1143
00:43:58,461 --> 00:43:59,811
[ women giggling]
1144
00:43:59,811 --> 00:44:02,204
Say "cheese."
1145
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:05,773
TV ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam did not attend
this year's annual rally
1146
00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:07,993
against cancer.
1147
00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:11,431
Is Mays Gilliam for cancer
or against cancer?
1148
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:14,608
Mays Gilliam-- he's for cancer.
1149
00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:17,611
Vote Brian Lewis for President.
1150
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:19,265
It's your last chance.
1151
00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:23,182
[ crowd shouting][ Cancer lover! ]
1152
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,750
No, no, he does not get
away with this crap!
1153
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,447
Okay, this is what
we're gonna do.
1154
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,666
You ever watch Bugs Bunny?
1155
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,189
Bugs Bunny?
1156
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:31,756
Him and Elmer Fudd
would fight all the time,
1157
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,148
and Bugs would shoot him
in the face,
1158
00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,889
and Bugs would drop a anvil
on his head.
1159
00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,369
But you know what made Elmer
really mad?
1160
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:38,153
When Bugs Bunny kissed him.
1161
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:40,025
And that's what we gotta do,
we got to kiss this bitch.
1162
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:42,070
How do you propose we do that?MAYS: Well, watch this.
1163
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,332
Hi, I'’m a Klansman.
1164
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:45,117
I hate niggers,
Jews and fags.
1165
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:46,509
But I love Brian Lewis.
1166
00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:47,946
[ speaking in Arabic]
1167
00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:49,164
MAN [ translating]:
Yo, yo, wassup?
1168
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,426
I'm Osama Bin Laden.
1169
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:53,038
I hate America,
but I love Brian Lewis.
1170
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:55,431
ANNOUNCER:
Paid for by Osama bin Laden.
1171
00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:58,130
TV ANCHORWOMAN:
Sharon Stone is a defector.
1172
00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:00,001
That's what Lewis campaign
insiders are saying
1173
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:02,003
about the Hollywood star
and cousin of Vice President
1174
00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:05,354
Brian Lewis, after Stone's
surprise endorsement
1175
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,747
of Mays Gilliam.
1176
00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:08,488
I don't believe it! I don't...
1177
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,620
[ knocking]Yeah?
1178
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:13,188
REPORTER:
...pundits are calling him
a legitimate contender.
1179
00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:14,581
I know!
1180
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:16,714
I know.
Did you hear...?
1181
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,846
[ ominious music playing]
1182
00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,152
What are you doing here?
1183
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:21,719
Gilliam is
over 30 points.
1184
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,808
So that means,
even if he loses,
1185
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,679
he's the front-runner
in 2008.
1186
00:45:25,679 --> 00:45:27,550
Now, in case
you've forgotten,
1187
00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,901
I intend to run for
President in 2008,
1188
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:32,251
and I am not
running against him.
1189
00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:33,687
So this is over.
1190
00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,384
Now either you put a stop to it
or I will.
1191
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,691
I came onboard
to run a campaign
1192
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:39,824
for a man
we didn't expect to win,
1193
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,826
not to sabotage him
so he'd lose.
1194
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:44,176
Oh, come on, Debra, you're
in this as thick as I am.
1195
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:45,481
Of course he's supposed to lose!
1196
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:46,961
That's why we picked him.
1197
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:49,659
Now, are you with me...
or are you with him?
1198
00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:51,661
I thought you wanted
what was best for the party.
1199
00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:53,272
I'm what's best for the party!
1200
00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:54,839
Oh. What's the matter, Bill?
1201
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:59,713
Democracy doesn't work for you
when you're not winning?
1202
00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:01,759
I'm with him.
1203
00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:10,985
I'm with him?
1204
00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:14,510
[ "Disco Inferno" playing]
1205
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,213
Who are these
people again?
1206
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:23,345
The Urban Business Board.Okay, we're ready.
1207
00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,912
Hey, what are your plans
for Social Security?
1208
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,174
Give it to old people.
1209
00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:27,306
What are your plans
on global warming?
1210
00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:28,394
Global ice tea.
1211
00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:30,135
You the man!You the woman!
1212
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,964
♪ Burn, baby, burn! [ crowd cheering]
1213
00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:34,400
Mays, I want
to introduce you
1214
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,749
to Chester Norris Allen.
1215
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,011
Hey.
1216
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,534
He owns a bottling plant
in D.C.,
1217
00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,449
and I spoke to him
about our problem.
1218
00:46:40,449 --> 00:46:42,364
We've got a nice check for you.Sorry, but we can't
1219
00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,539
take your money,
'cause you guys
1220
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:44,540
sell malt liquor
to kids.
1221
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,107
I do no such thing.
1222
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:47,152
Aw, come on, man.
1223
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:48,196
It's orange beer
1224
00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:49,241
with a nipple top.
1225
00:46:49,241 --> 00:46:50,459
Now who's that for?
1226
00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:52,244
It's "Crib Malt
Liquor," man!
1227
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:53,811
He's unbelievable!
1228
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,900
Damn it, Mays.
We need that money.
1229
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,467
Why do you make everything
so difficult?
1230
00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:00,208
It's "Crib Malt Liquor."
1231
00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:01,383
"Crib Malt Liquor"?
1232
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,037
"Just like Mama used to make"?
1233
00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:04,996
Whose mama? Not my mama!
1234
00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,389
TV ANCHORWOMAN:
The situation is getting tense
1235
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,739
with the threat of the bus line
being shut down.
1236
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:12,742
Now, protestors took their
concerns to transit officials,
1237
00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:15,833
but talks broke down when
the newly-appointed alderman,
1238
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,225
Reginald Shannon,
1239
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,314
was punched in the face
by an angry protester.
1240
00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:21,403
Oil talks resumed...
1241
00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:23,057
Good evening, sir.
1242
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,929
Yeah, what's up, Nikki?
1243
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,887
Well, I noticed
you weren't at the party,
1244
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,671
so I thought...
1245
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:32,284
if there is anything
you would like for me to do,
1246
00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:33,851
I would be happy to.
1247
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,592
Could I ask you something?
1248
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:40,248
Yes.
1249
00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:44,122
You know, you seem
like a nice girl.
1250
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,472
How'd you get into
this line of work?
1251
00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:49,736
Oh.
1252
00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:52,260
Well... I...
1253
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:54,393
went to the University
of Nebraska
1254
00:47:54,393 --> 00:47:57,135
where I majored
in theater and communications.
1255
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,701
I did some extra work
1256
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:00,965
in a couple things
that went straight to video.
1257
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,880
Whoo!
1258
00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:05,839
Okay.
1259
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:08,276
Can I ask you a question?
1260
00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:09,756
Yeah, sure.
1261
00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:12,541
Since I've been here,
you haven't really given me
1262
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,935
any... assignments.
1263
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:17,895
I was wondering
if you find me attractive.
1264
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:23,291
Oh, I...
I think you're...
1265
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,903
I think you're
very attractive.
1266
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,208
It's just that...
1267
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:30,037
I like to get
to know people
1268
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,909
before I get involved.
1269
00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:36,652
I don't mean to be
out of line, sir,
1270
00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:39,394
but, um... are you?
1271
00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:43,485
[ whispering]:
Am I what?
1272
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:46,488
Trying to get to know somebody.
1273
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,536
[ sighs]
1274
00:48:50,536 --> 00:48:51,929
It is late.
1275
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,974
I'm outta here.
1276
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,236
Girl, you need
to take a cab.
1277
00:48:55,236 --> 00:48:56,498
I'll be fine.
1278
00:48:56,498 --> 00:48:57,847
I'm just gonna walk.
1279
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:07,161
CO-WORKER:
Take a cab!
1280
00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:09,555
I'll be fine.
I'll walk.
1281
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,433
Need a ride?
1282
00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:26,441
LISA:
So where we going?
1283
00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:28,487
MAYS:
Just thought I'd give
you a little tour.
1284
00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:33,274
[ romantic R&B music playing]
1285
00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:39,106
♪ I can tell you how I feel
about you night and day ♪
1286
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:41,456
♪ How I feel about you...
1287
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:45,025
Now, if you look over there,
it's the Lincoln Memorial.
1288
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,593
Now, Lincoln freed the slaves,
1289
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:49,247
but before he did it,
1290
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,292
he said, "First, you
gotta build me a statue."
1291
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,772
[ laughing]
1292
00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:55,993
Now, right there is
the Jefferson Memorial.
1293
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,517
Now, Jefferson had
a black mistress.
1294
00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,040
He said, "All men
are created equal,
1295
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,608
but black women
got the nicest ass."
1296
00:50:02,608 --> 00:50:04,958
[ laughing]He said it.
1297
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,569
That's the Treasury.
1298
00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:09,136
Now, if you look real hard
in the window,
1299
00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:10,398
you can see Oprah
counting her money.
1300
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:12,139
[ laughing]
1301
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,315
Yep. One and trillion one...[ Lisa laughing]
1302
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:15,577
...one and trillion two...
1303
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,014
Hey, Oprah!
1304
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,885
♪ I can tell you how I feel
1305
00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:22,845
♪ About you night and day...
1306
00:50:22,845 --> 00:50:24,456
LISA:
I mean, what's it like,
1307
00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,458
like, traveling
all over the country
1308
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,373
and-and-and meeting
all those people?
1309
00:50:28,373 --> 00:50:29,635
[ romantic song begins]
1310
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,376
I like it.
I like traveling.
1311
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,160
I like meeting
the people.
1312
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,466
It's just sometimes...
1313
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:36,903
you don't know if people
like you for you.
1314
00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:38,426
You know what I mean?
1315
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:41,603
Well, I like you for you.
1316
00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:44,302
And I think you're okay.
1317
00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:45,651
Just okay?
I'm just playing.
1318
00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,392
[ chuckling]
1319
00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:48,915
[ birds chirping]
1320
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,483
You know, I forgot
how nice D.C. was.
1321
00:50:51,483 --> 00:50:53,006
I mean, I'm always working.
1322
00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:55,487
I never get a chance
to check it out.
1323
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,619
Well, maybe you need
to take advantage
1324
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:58,968
of what's in front of you.
1325
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,622
I mean, you never know.
1326
00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,756
You may look up someday,
and it just might not be there.
1327
00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:07,716
MAN [ yelling]:
Freeze!
1328
00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:09,153
Oh, God!
1329
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:10,632
Put your hands up in the air,
1330
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,286
and step away
from Mr. Gilliam!
1331
00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:13,635
It's okay! It's okay!
1332
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:15,159
MAYS:
What are you doing?!
1333
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,377
DEBRA:
What are you doing?
1334
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,987
You can't just go
dashing off
1335
00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,555
in the middle of the night
with some damn girl!
1336
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:22,340
MARTIN:
Mays, something's happened.
1337
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:23,645
We got to pack
and get out of here.
1338
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,125
Right now.
1339
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,648
Will somebody make sure
that she gets home safely?
1340
00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:27,997
Come on.
1341
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,087
DEBRA:
We have a plane waiting for us.
1342
00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:35,744
RADIO REPORTER:
In Florida today,
1343
00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:37,268
guns and explosives
were found
1344
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:39,008
in a junior high school
student's locker.
1345
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:40,662
No one was injured
in the incident,
1346
00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:42,577
but with just six weeks
till election day,
1347
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:45,189
this could be a hot-button issue
for both parties.
1348
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,800
Now, back to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.
1349
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,367
[ Jay-Z rap plays]
1350
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,977
Muhammad, get me a gun
1351
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:53,545
in case another one of these
kids tries to get crazy.
1352
00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:54,981
This could work
in our favor.
1353
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,244
Florida is a big
Second Amendment state.
1354
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:58,506
DEBRA:
This is serious, Mays.
1355
00:51:58,506 --> 00:51:59,986
This is not
the Player's Ball.
1356
00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:02,031
Now, you can cut into
Lewis' numbers here.
1357
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:04,425
Just talk about the kids,
not about the guns.
1358
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,905
If I get shot,
everybody's fired.
1359
00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:07,124
REPORTER:
Mr. Gilliam!
1360
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,473
One question here.
1361
00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:10,127
Alderman Gilliam,
there's been an outcry
1362
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,737
that something needs to be done
about school violence.
1363
00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,086
If you get into the White House,
1364
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,914
what do you plan to do
about this?
1365
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:16,916
Well, I feel that we need
to talk to our kids...
1366
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:18,613
[ helicopter approaching]Because our kids are...
1367
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,702
[ patriotic march playing
over P.A.]
1368
00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:28,580
[ march ends]
1369
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,625
MARTIN:
Excuse me.
1370
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,499
LEWIS:
Hello, children.
1371
00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:35,848
Good morning.
1372
00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:37,197
I'm so sorry
this happened.
1373
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,503
All right,
pay attention.
1374
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:41,462
This is going to be a class:
Bullshit 101.
1375
00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:42,898
Ladies and gentlemen,
1376
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:45,249
our American children
are hurting today
1377
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,729
and I think we need
to reach out to them
1378
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:52,038
and give them all a good
old-fashioned American hug.
1379
00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:54,475
Now, America
is the greatest country
1380
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:55,955
on the face of the earth.
1381
00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:58,697
And I just want to say today,
1382
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:00,699
God bless America...
1383
00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:02,266
and no place else.
1384
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:03,571
Thank you.
1385
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:04,920
Thank you, children.
1386
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,139
No more bombs now.
1387
00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,401
And don't use guns.
1388
00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:08,707
Now that went well.
1389
00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:09,969
That was
very touching.
1390
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,188
Kids really like me.
1391
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,450
You were
very genuine.
1392
00:53:12,450 --> 00:53:14,278
They responded.
1393
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:16,367
I tried to hug a girl and a boy
so I wouldn't seem sexist.
1394
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:17,629
V.P. Lewis.
1395
00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,631
Mr. Vice President.
1396
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,372
Well, welcome to the show,
Alderman Gilliam.
1397
00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:22,982
I'm surprised
1398
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,245
you're not off somewhere
with your little girlfriend.
1399
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:26,507
How'd you know about her?
1400
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:27,769
I'm the government, son.
1401
00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,206
I know everything.
1402
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,598
Sir, we really should debate.
1403
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:32,339
[ chuckling]
1404
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:34,254
Let's get something straight,
Gilliam.
1405
00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:37,170
I don't know you
and I don't like you.
1406
00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:39,694
Party's over, Gilliam.
1407
00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:42,784
I'’m fixing to whup your ass,
you got it?
1408
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:47,615
[ patriotic march blaring]
1409
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,400
Sir, we really should debate!
1410
00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:54,579
God bless America,
and no place else!
1411
00:53:58,452 --> 00:54:01,281
Sir, we just got
this off the uplink.
1412
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,717
What is it?
1413
00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:04,850
It's an off-the-record
comment by Mays Gilliam.
1414
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,112
Bad?
1415
00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:07,505
Yes, sir.
1416
00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,550
Good work.
1417
00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,078
NIKKI:
Oh, oh, it's on.
1418
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:17,819
You guys, come here.
1419
00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,038
ANCHORWOMAN:
Vice President Lewis
was on the scene
1420
00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,431
comforting parents
and students.
1421
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,128
LEWIS:
Hello, my young Americans.
1422
00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:23,695
MARTIN:
The press is in
Lewis' back pocket.
1423
00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,087
LEWIS:
Good morning, children.
1424
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:27,089
ANCHORWOMAN:
In this CNB News exclusive
1425
00:54:27,089 --> 00:54:29,657
our cameras caught Gilliam
making what was arguably
1426
00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,920
the most controversial statement
of the day.
1427
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,270
What?
1428
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,010
What do you expect?
They act like us.
1429
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,534
We're bombing countries
all the time.
1430
00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:38,753
If I was 12,
I'd probably have a gun, too.
1431
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,146
Tell me you didn't say that.
1432
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,713
I didn't know the camera
was on me.
1433
00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:43,628
I was just playing around
with some sound guy.
1434
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:45,804
You didn't know
the camera was on you?
1435
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,893
You didn't know
the camera was on you?
1436
00:54:47,893 --> 00:54:49,895
Of course the camera's on you!
It's always on you!
1437
00:54:49,895 --> 00:54:52,419
You're running for President!I told you right
from the beginning.
1438
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:56,684
I don't want to hear
another word from you.
This is all your fault.
1439
00:54:56,684 --> 00:54:59,905
Gilliam is now under
investigation by the FBI
1440
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:03,561
for his involvement with
this man, friend and associate
1441
00:55:03,561 --> 00:55:05,563
and accused drug lord,
Warren Pryor.
1442
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:07,173
Oh, Lord, we're going to jail.
1443
00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,783
We're not going to jail.
1444
00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,525
Is it true?
1445
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:12,570
Hey, what's up, Warren?
1446
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,093
I know him, but I don't
1447
00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:15,921
"drug lord" know him.
1448
00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,793
It's just a guy I see around
the way I say, "What's up?" to.
1449
00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,317
But I don't know him know him.
1450
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,535
DEBRA:
Do you have any
drugs on you?
1451
00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:22,928
You better get them off
right now
1452
00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:24,016
because I'm not going
to jail for you.
1453
00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:25,583
Are you on the pipe?
1454
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:27,846
[ booing]
1455
00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:30,370
♪ Every time you're doing good
trouble just pops up ♪
1456
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,764
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪
1457
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,418
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪
1458
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,681
♪ This is messed up,
this really sucks ♪
1459
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:39,379
♪ Keep your head up,
it's your best bet ♪
1460
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,642
♪ Let's just hope
the election's not through... ♪
1461
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,644
And I repeat,
if you see Mays Gilliam,
1462
00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:46,517
please do not call
the authorities.
1463
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:50,042
Just do whatever you can
to make his life a living hell.
1464
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,783
WOMAN: Sir, could you...?No more questions!
1465
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:55,264
If I say Mays Gilliam,
I'’m gonna bust a cap in his ass.
1466
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,484
BIG DAVE:
Gilliam is done.
1467
00:55:57,484 --> 00:56:00,400
As Big Dave says,
"Waah, waah."
1468
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,796
God... What am I
going to do?
1469
00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:06,232
What are you
worried about?
1470
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,365
It's not like your face
is on the side of a bus.
1471
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,627
I mean, I'm the one
1472
00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:11,368
who's going to take a hit
for this.
1473
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,673
Why don't we just get me
on the news
1474
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:14,371
so I can make a statement,
apologize?
1475
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,155
I mean, that's what the people
want to hear.
1476
00:56:16,155 --> 00:56:17,504
You're probably right.
1477
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:19,419
Mmm, make a statement
of some kind.
1478
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:20,899
Try and sound
sincere.
1479
00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,596
Just give me a break!
1480
00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:24,163
Do you think you
can just say
1481
00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:27,166
you're sorry and all this
is going to go away?
1482
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,211
Mays, you're running
for President
1483
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:31,562
of the United States of America.
1484
00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:36,784
Do you have any idea why they
chose you?
1485
00:56:36,784 --> 00:56:37,959
[ crowd cheering]
1486
00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:39,918
[ gunshot]
1487
00:56:39,918 --> 00:56:41,485
We picked you because
you're the guy that had...
1488
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:43,182
Shut up!
1489
00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:51,582
You're here to lose, Mays.
1490
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:54,933
Arnot picked you
so you could lose.
1491
00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:57,022
Come on, Mays, just
think about it.
1492
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,720
If they really had any idea
that they could win this thing,
1493
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,026
do you think
they would've chosen
1494
00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:02,897
an ignorant-ass nigger
like you?
1495
00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:10,339
Okay, wait up.
1496
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:12,429
I know you're not calling me
an ignorant nigger
1497
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,910
and thinking that
you're staying on my bus.
1498
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:19,174
I am not getting off this bus.
1499
00:57:19,174 --> 00:57:21,176
I mean,
we're in the middle of nowhere.
1500
00:57:21,176 --> 00:57:23,918
So now you need a ride
from an ignorant nigger?
1501
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,007
I am not getting
off this bus.
1502
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:27,052
Apologize.
1503
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,096
No!Security!
1504
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:30,229
[ screaming]
1505
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:32,536
[ tires screeching]
1506
00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:36,453
So you knew about this
all along, huh?
1507
00:57:48,508 --> 00:57:50,510
Mays...
1508
00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:59,127
[ coughs]
1509
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,086
Is there trouble inside
the Gilliam campaign?
1510
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,957
That's what Washington insiders
want to know
1511
00:58:02,957 --> 00:58:06,657
after Gilliam's chief advisor, Debra Lassiter,
1512
00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:08,572
left the campaign trail.
1513
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:10,008
ANCHORMAN:
Down in the polls,
1514
00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:12,140
Gilliam still
has no running mate.
1515
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:14,012
ANCHORMAN 2:
Sources say the Teamsters
may endorse Lewis.
1516
00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,796
ANCHORWOMAN 2:
Did Gilliam kill
JonBenet Ramsey?
1517
00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,319
Police want to know.ANCHORMAN 2: The big question:
1518
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,147
Where is Mays Gilliam?
1519
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,280
BIG DAVE:
Where is Mays Gilliam?
1520
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,543
I'll tell you where he's at.
He's with his peeps!
1521
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:28,330
[ phone ringing]
1522
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,636
Hello?
1523
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:31,246
Hey, you up?
1524
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:33,597
I was hoping you would call.
Where are you? You okay?
1525
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:37,035
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I'm all right.
1526
00:58:37,035 --> 00:58:39,341
Okay, come on, talk to Mama.
1527
00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,735
I don'’t know. It seems like
they'’re trying to get me.
1528
00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:45,522
Everywhere I turn they'’re trying
to put a foot in my ass.
1529
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,827
Well, after what you said,
1530
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,916
you need a foot
put up in your ass.
1531
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,657
I mean, what did you expect?
1532
00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:52,137
They were just going
to make you president?
1533
00:58:52,137 --> 00:58:55,053
It's like they
take a poll for everything I do.
1534
00:58:55,053 --> 00:58:56,794
You ever been to a horse race?
1535
00:58:56,794 --> 00:59:00,493
My dad, he used to take me
all the time when I was little.
1536
00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:04,497
You know, the horses,
they wear blinders.
1537
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,064
They don't even see each other.
1538
00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:08,066
They just run their race.
1539
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,068
So don't worry about Lewis.
1540
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:12,026
Don't worry about the press.
1541
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,202
Just... run your race.
1542
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:16,814
Okay, let me ask you something.Okay.
1543
00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:19,033
What are you wearing?
1544
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:21,340
Oh, now, you know
you need to stop.
1545
00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:25,953
[ crickets chirping]
1546
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:31,176
Man, news travels fast.
1547
00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:33,178
Not ten minutes after
you fired me,
1548
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,833
I had two offers for jobs.
1549
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:38,183
Good offers.What are you doing here?
1550
00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,967
I know you got no reason
to trust me,
1551
00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,274
but I'm asking you to.
1552
00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:44,798
You've got
five weeks left.
1553
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:47,279
I know Lassiter is out,
but I think...
1554
00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:51,152
I think I can
help you do this.
1555
00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:53,502
I want to help you.
1556
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:56,984
And... I'm sorry, Mays.
1557
00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,856
I don't know what else to say.
1558
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:04,296
But... as bad as things look,
I don't think you should quit.
1559
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:06,341
Who said I was quitting?
1560
01:00:06,341 --> 01:00:08,474
I wish I could quit.
1561
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:11,042
I wish it was that easy.
1562
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,347
You're lucky.
1563
01:00:12,347 --> 01:00:14,175
You are so lucky.
1564
01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:16,482
You don't know
how good you got it.
1565
01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,658
You just represent yourself.
1566
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,355
Me?
1567
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:23,184
I represent my whole race.
1568
01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:24,925
If I quit,
1569
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:30,191
there won't be another black
candidate for 50 years.
1570
01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:32,585
All right.
1571
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,848
We can get rid of
the school thing
1572
01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,763
with a statement
that'll blow things over
1573
01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:38,896
but we need to pick
a running mate.
1574
01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,245
Well, who am I supposed to pick?
1575
01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:41,681
Nobody wants to run with me.
1576
01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,727
We need somebody we can trust.
1577
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,729
What...?
1578
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,600
Who do you trust?
1579
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,822
ANCHORWOMAN:
In the midst of his own
Cinderella story,
1580
01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:54,999
presidential candidate
Mays Gilliam is shaking it up.
1581
01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,436
He's chosen his brother,
Mitch Gilliam,
1582
01:00:57,436 --> 01:01:00,091
a bail bondsman from Chicago,
as his running mate.
1583
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:04,138
ANCHORMAN: Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.
1584
01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:05,923
Hi, I'm with
the Pork Commission...
1585
01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:07,185
♪ Yeah, yeah...
1586
01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,621
I'm from the Athlete's Foot
Foundat...
1587
01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:11,015
♪ On the train,
on the train... ♪
1588
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:12,364
What's up?
1589
01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:14,366
Hey, can you get my demo tape
to somebody?
1590
01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:19,632
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah, yeah
1591
01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:22,374
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
1592
01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,158
[ funky soul melody playing]
1593
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:25,594
Are these
your bags, sir?
1594
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:26,944
Look at my shoes
and look at the bags.
1595
01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:27,945
Shut up and follow me.
1596
01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:30,295
Mays.Mitch.
1597
01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,558
Back up, back up,
back up, back up.
1598
01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:34,342
[ grunting]
1599
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:35,953
[ laughing]
1600
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,650
♪ Yeah...
1601
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,434
Mr. Gilliam,
what do you have to say
1602
01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:41,349
about your brother's
recent controversial comments?
1603
01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:42,786
My gosh, lady,
1604
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,265
my brother said
he was sorry.
1605
01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:45,658
I mean, let it go.
1606
01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:47,225
See, that's why
nobody like your ass.
1607
01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,880
[ laughing]
1608
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,185
MAYS:
We got a lot of work to do, man.
1609
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:52,491
We way behind
in the polls.
1610
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:53,927
Am I getting paid for this?Oh, yeah.
1611
01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,494
Come on,
let's do this.
1612
01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:57,801
Mitch Gilliam, you're running
for the vice presidency
1613
01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,019
of the United States of America.
You're a bail bondsman.
1614
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,325
You have
no Washington experience,
1615
01:02:00,325 --> 01:02:01,587
you have
no political experience,
1616
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:02,806
you have
no political connections.
1617
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:03,981
How does being
a bail bondsman
1618
01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,504
qualify you to be
the Vice President
1619
01:02:05,504 --> 01:02:07,636
of the United States
of America?
1620
01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:09,073
That's right, I am
a bail bondsman.
1621
01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,814
People come to me
when they in trouble,
1622
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,467
like the United States.
1623
01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:14,774
We bail people out.
We bail out Mexico,
1624
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,123
we bail out the
savings and loan,
1625
01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:17,516
we bail out the
airline industry.
1626
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:19,126
Now you ask me, sir,
1627
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,911
what qualify me to
run for Vice President.
1628
01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:22,477
When the country's
in trouble,
1629
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:23,957
I'll bail 'em out.
1630
01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,872
Hold that thought.
We have a caller from Detroit.
1631
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,961
Go ahead, caller.MAN: Hey, Mitch.
1632
01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:30,659
What you looking around for?
It'’s Reggie, mother[ bleep ].
1633
01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:32,661
Where my money at, man?Don'’t call with that bullshit.
1634
01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:34,185
You see I'’m on TV.
1635
01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:35,839
What about NATO?
How do you feel about NATO?
1636
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,014
Should it be...?I never met Nato.
1637
01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:38,667
I don't know
nothing about it.
1638
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,104
I don't talk about people
behind they back.
1639
01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:41,409
NATO is the North Atlantic
Treaty Organization.
1640
01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:42,715
Oh, but you, oh,
you didn't say that.
1641
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,456
I thought you were
talking about...
1642
01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:46,066
I know this guy named Nato.
N-Nato Jacobs, you know.
1643
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,328
But you have to know
these things.
1644
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:48,590
If you're running
for public office...
1645
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,722
Do you know
Nato Jacobs?
1646
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:51,071
I know...Do you know Nato Jacobs?
1647
01:02:51,071 --> 01:02:52,812
I know what NATO is.Do you know Nato Jacobs?
1648
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,901
Uh, I'm sorry,
I haven't met the gentleman.
1649
01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:56,598
That's what I said.
Didn't I say that?
1650
01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:58,252
You don't know
nothing about Nato.
1651
01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:00,037
I don't know nothing
about NATO.
1652
01:03:00,037 --> 01:03:01,342
So, why are you
out here today
1653
01:03:01,342 --> 01:03:03,040
since inmates don't have
the right to vote?
1654
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,432
Babe, it's not about the vote.
1655
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,782
We're looking out
for the convicts.
1656
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,348
See, we want to make sure, man,
1657
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:09,176
when they get out,
that they stay out.
1658
01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,788
The better the education, they
become more productive citizens.
1659
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,528
That's what my brother and I
are about.
1660
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,834
Mitch! What's up, man?
1661
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,618
Hey, Shorty G.Good to see you, boy!
1662
01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:17,924
Come here.
Hey, hey, hey.
1663
01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,926
This is Shorty G.
I arrested his ass.
1664
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,667
I thought you'd gotten
the chair, boy.
1665
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,147
ANCHORWOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam,
1666
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,844
how would you deal
with white-collar crime?
1667
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:26,324
MITCH:
First of all,
there's no such thing
1668
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,195
as white-collar crime.
1669
01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:30,284
And there's definitely no such
thing as black-on-black crime.
1670
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:32,025
Crime is crime.
1671
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:33,374
Let me explain
something to you.
1672
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:34,680
I don't care if you have
1673
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,377
a white collar
or a tank top.
1674
01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,466
If you rob me, I'm
gonna whup you fast.
1675
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:39,728
[ laughs]
1676
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:41,600
TV REPORTER:
I'm Janet Silvers,
1677
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,689
reporting live in Washington,
D.C., where transit operators...
1678
01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:45,212
I wish we'd get into
the White House, little brother.
1679
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,779
Why, so you could
have a cookout?
1680
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,868
NIKKI:
Mays, they were just
talking about your ward.
1681
01:03:48,868 --> 01:03:50,348
MARTIN:
Yeah, what's going
on down there?
1682
01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,915
Well, they want to cut
bus service
1683
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,655
until they finish
this construction project.
1684
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:55,092
I should go down there.
1685
01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,658
For what, so you can blow up
the bus line?
1686
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:57,964
Well, one thing
at a time.
1687
01:03:57,964 --> 01:03:59,183
The Teamsters
haven't endorsed Lewis yet.
1688
01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:00,619
Our numbers
are creeping back up.
1689
01:04:00,619 --> 01:04:02,447
But if we want a real shot
at this thing,
1690
01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:04,710
we've got to get Lewis
to debate.
1691
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,451
Well, he knows that,
that's why he won't debate me.
1692
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:08,627
The guy's avoiding me
like he owes me child support.
1693
01:04:08,627 --> 01:04:10,455
The man is scared.
Man, he's holding the ball
1694
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022
hoping the clock will run out.
1695
01:04:12,022 --> 01:04:13,414
That's a punk move.
1696
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,199
Ducking and hiding
like a little bitch.
1697
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,114
Well, that may be,
but he's not going to debate you
1698
01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:18,680
because you call him
a little bitch.
1699
01:04:21,596 --> 01:04:23,424
And we feel that
what this community needs...
1700
01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:24,556
What the community
needs
1701
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,471
is for you to debate me
right now.
1702
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:27,907
You want to tell the
people something,
tell them that.
1703
01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:29,604
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1704
01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:30,997
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop. ♪
1705
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,303
Well, now, my agenda...
1706
01:04:32,303 --> 01:04:33,739
I'll tell you
about our agenda.
1707
01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:35,654
Our agenda is to have a debate
right now.
1708
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:37,221
You need to get rid of
this zero
1709
01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:38,700
and talk to the hero.
1710
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:41,878
What, you got time to jog,
1711
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,096
but you don't got time
to debate?
1712
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,576
You can run, but
you can't hide.
1713
01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:46,404
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1714
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:48,580
What you looking for,
the news?
1715
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,843
The news is we want a debate.No!
1716
01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:52,671
What'd you change
the channel for?He's scared!
1717
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:54,455
He's scared, he's scared.Oh, God...
1718
01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:56,457
Here's a word from our sponsor.We want a debate.
1719
01:04:56,457 --> 01:04:58,285
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1720
01:04:58,285 --> 01:04:59,808
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop ♪
1721
01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:00,984
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop... ♪
1722
01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,681
[ screaming]:
No!
1723
01:05:02,681 --> 01:05:05,118
Yo, Lewis.
Your mother'’s ass is so big,
1724
01:05:05,118 --> 01:05:07,642
when she sits down
she'’s three feet taller.
1725
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,777
Yo, Lewis, your mother
got a really big ass!
1726
01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:13,866
Sir, I think it'’s time
we prepare for a debate.
1727
01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:16,782
Oh, give me one good reason
I should debate that jerk.
1728
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:18,610
He talked about
your mother, sir.
1729
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,133
So what?
1730
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:22,396
Are you going
to just let him
1731
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,050
talk about me like that?
1732
01:05:29,186 --> 01:05:31,188
After some inventive chiding
1733
01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:33,494
on the part
of Alderman Mays Gilliam,
1734
01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:37,063
Vice President Lewis
has finally agreed to one debate
1735
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:40,806
the night before the election.
1736
01:05:40,806 --> 01:05:42,590
So, baby brother,
this is it, man.
1737
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:43,852
You ready?
1738
01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:45,985
All right, I guess.
1739
01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:47,204
What do you mean, you guess?
You don't know?
1740
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:48,901
You either ready
or you ain't.
1741
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,816
Hey, man, what's
the problem, man?
1742
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,252
I-I'm ready, okay.
I'm ready.
1743
01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,471
No, you ain't.
1744
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,951
Look at you.
1745
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,822
If you call this ready,
this ain't gonna get it.
1746
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:57,866
You got to dress
for the job you want
1747
01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,651
not for the job you got.
1748
01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:01,958
Wait, man, I know you ain't
talking about my clothes.
1749
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785
Come on, now, come on.
This ain't about me.
1750
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,787
If I got a good idea,
1751
01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:07,354
it shouldn't matter
what I'm wearing.[ grunts]
1752
01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,660
Uh-oh.
1753
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:11,228
You know you
messed up, man.
1754
01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,143
Boy, I'm telling
you right now.
1755
01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:14,971
You know, this
ain't about me.
1756
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,494
[ grunts]
1757
01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:18,148
Okay?
1758
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:20,106
Lewis ain't no punk.
He ain't no joke.
1759
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,803
That man been
Vice President
1760
01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:23,066
for eight years, okay?
1761
01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:24,241
He's a war hero.
1762
01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,894
He's Sharon Stone cousin.
1763
01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:27,287
You better come correct.
1764
01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,594
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?Yeah, that's right.
1765
01:06:29,594 --> 01:06:31,117
Well, I got us this far!
1766
01:06:31,117 --> 01:06:32,423
[ groaning]
1767
01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:34,773
See, this as far
as you gonna get.
1768
01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,079
Oh, oh, it's like that?
1769
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,776
That's the way it is.
1770
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:40,474
See, Geller and them up
there pumping your head up,
1771
01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:42,476
but Lewis gonna
slap it back down.
1772
01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:43,695
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
1773
01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:45,001
Oh, yeah?
1774
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,134
[ laughs]
1775
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,922
Go ahead.
1776
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,141
Come on!
1777
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,889
Oh, my God.
1778
01:07:03,889 --> 01:07:07,414
Little brother,
you all right?
1779
01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:09,286
[ grunts]
1780
01:07:09,286 --> 01:07:11,679
That's what
you get.
1781
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:13,072
You need anything,
1782
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:14,552
'cause it look like you need
some help.
1783
01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,727
You gonna get yours!
1784
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:16,945
I'm gonna tell Ma!
1785
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,338
You better not tell.
1786
01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:23,822
[ phone ringing]
1787
01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:25,258
Hello?
1788
01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:26,651
Debra?
1789
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:28,087
Mays.No, Mays, I don't...
1790
01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:30,481
Look, don't intrude
in my life anymore.
1791
01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:32,091
I don't want to have anything
to do with you,
1792
01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:33,136
not after the way
you treated me.
1793
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,572
I'm sorry. I am sorry.
1794
01:07:34,572 --> 01:07:36,443
I'm sorry I threw you
off the bus.
1795
01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:37,923
It was wrong.
I just couldn't take
1796
01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:39,142
what you were saying
at the time.
1797
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:41,057
Mays, what do you want?
1798
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,581
I want to win.
1799
01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:52,329
WOMAN:
Welcome to New York City[ crowd cheering]
1800
01:07:52,329 --> 01:07:55,723
for the 2004
Presidential Debates.
1801
01:07:55,723 --> 01:07:56,985
Where is he?I don't know.
1802
01:07:56,985 --> 01:07:58,683
He said he was right behind me.
1803
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,293
Think I should go look for him?People are getting nervous.
1804
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:02,078
We've got to do something.I can do something.
1805
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,036
No.No.
1806
01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,951
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1807
01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:09,824
Vice President Brian Lewis.
1808
01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:12,218
[ applause]
1809
01:08:14,046 --> 01:08:17,223
MAN:
Hello, Mr. Vice President!
1810
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:21,445
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here they come, here they come.
1811
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,884
Sweet.
1812
01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:27,712
Hello, Martin.
1813
01:08:27,712 --> 01:08:29,583
I'm sorry I'm late.
1814
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,845
I had to change.
1815
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,325
Mr. Earl, nice to see you.
1816
01:08:32,325 --> 01:08:33,805
Nice to see you,
too, sir.
1817
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,067
Let's move.
1818
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:39,593
Mays, there are 250 million
people out there
1819
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:41,247
deciding who to vote for.
1820
01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:42,857
They all know Lewis
didn'’t want to debate.
1821
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:45,121
Just show them why.Stay focussed.
1822
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,123
Take your time.
1823
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,951
If you get out of pocket,
you put your foot in his ass.
1824
01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:51,779
By the way,
my suit.
1825
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,782
Faba?
1826
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,871
FUBU.Even I knew that.
1827
01:08:58,090 --> 01:08:59,396
Mays.
1828
01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:01,180
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1829
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,269
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
1830
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:06,446
[ cheering]
1831
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:09,014
[ scattered chuckling]
1832
01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:10,929
[ applause continues]
1833
01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:13,105
[ deep bass line plays]
1834
01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,194
[ women cooing]
1835
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:18,502
Yo, when Martin
comin' on, man?
1836
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,723
My mama told me
to whup your butt.
1837
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,901
[ applause continues]
1838
01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:29,252
...the first question
is directed
1839
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:32,559
by coin flip
to the Vice President.
1840
01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:34,431
Vice President Lewis,
1841
01:09:34,431 --> 01:09:36,084
what steps should be taken
1842
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:38,609
to limit our youth's access
to violent materials?
1843
01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:41,916
Our American children's futures
are at stake here.
1844
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,963
Now I say we need to study
this issue
1845
01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:47,574
and appropriate legislation
that will return us
1846
01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:51,622
to an America
that we can be proud of.
1847
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,451
God bless America
and no place else.
1848
01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:57,410
[ applause]
1849
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:02,241
Alderman Gilliam...
same question, please.
1850
01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:04,200
How do we limit
violent material?
1851
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,723
Turn it off.
1852
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:08,465
And if the kids cut it back on,
knock 'em out.
1853
01:10:08,465 --> 01:10:09,988
That's why I don't smoke.
1854
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,903
When I was a kid,
my daddy caught me smoking
1855
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:13,557
and he knocked me out.
1856
01:10:13,557 --> 01:10:15,559
And to this day, I don't smoke.
1857
01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:17,735
Not because I'm scared
of cancer.
1858
01:10:17,735 --> 01:10:19,954
I don't smoke
'cause I think my dad's
1859
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:23,567
gonna walk through that door
and knock me the hell out.
1860
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,873
Knock out your kids.
It helps.
1861
01:10:25,873 --> 01:10:28,093
[ applause]
1862
01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:29,921
[ murmurs of approval]
1863
01:10:29,921 --> 01:10:31,705
[ scattered chuckles]
1864
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:33,490
[ cheering loudly]
1865
01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:34,839
Yes!
1866
01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:36,754
MODERATOR:
Vice President Lewis,
1867
01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:40,540
with over 10,000 gun deaths
per year in the United States,
1868
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,717
do you believe we need
stricter gun control laws?
1869
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:45,676
I don't think we need
more gun control.
1870
01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:49,201
I say we enforce the laws
that are already on the books.
1871
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:52,030
See, the problem is,
nobody reads the books.
1872
01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:55,163
What we need to do
is start putting laws on videos.
1873
01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:58,428
'Cause everybody watches videos.
MTV, BET.
1874
01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:00,647
We need to put some laws
on the Nelly video.
1875
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,736
[ murmuring]If you had some laws
1876
01:11:02,736 --> 01:11:06,174
on a Destiny's Child video
right now, you could stop crime.
1877
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:07,959
We already have gun licensing.
1878
01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,961
But that's only
to carry the gun.
1879
01:11:09,961 --> 01:11:11,571
I say we let the people decide.
1880
01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:13,094
The people can't decide.
1881
01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,183
The people are too busy
getting shot in the ass.
1882
01:11:15,183 --> 01:11:19,100
[ cheering and applause]
1883
01:11:26,978 --> 01:11:29,328
[ applause continues]
1884
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:35,552
That's my brother.
1885
01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,206
Well, that's another reason
that I say he's not qualified.
1886
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:39,730
Why, 'cause I had the good sense
1887
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,993
to pick my big brother
to be my running mate?
1888
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:44,952
All right, Alderman, I didn't
come here to argue with you.
1889
01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:46,389
Oh, yes, you did.
We're having a debate.
1890
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,391
A debate ain't nothing
but an argument.
1891
01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:50,175
A debate isn't the same thing
as an argument.
1892
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,394
Oh, yes, it is.No, it isn't.
1893
01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,265
Oh, yes, it is!No, it isn't!
1894
01:11:53,265 --> 01:11:56,050
Oh, yes, it is!No, it isn't!
1895
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,183
I know you are, but what am I?I know you are, but what am I?
1896
01:11:58,183 --> 01:11:59,315
I know you are,
but what am I?
1897
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,708
I know you are,
but what am I?
1898
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,623
BOTH:
I know you are, but what am I?
1899
01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:05,451
I know you are,
but what am I?
1900
01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:07,105
Can we just move on?
This is ridiculous.
1901
01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:08,324
MODERATOR:
Gentlemen,
1902
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,977
our next question comes from...
1903
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,239
I have a question.
1904
01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,632
Would you like our reception
1905
01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:14,721
to be buffet style
or formal seating?
1906
01:12:14,721 --> 01:12:16,680
Now, keep in mind,
if you put Robert
next to Nelson,
1907
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,986
he's going to be very angry
because he wanted
1908
01:12:18,986 --> 01:12:20,771
to be your best man, darling.Security.
1909
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,294
Security.Security!
1910
01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:23,556
I love you so much...
[ screaming]
1911
01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,297
[ tires screeching]
1912
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:28,344
The candidates have agreed
upon a short closing speech.
1913
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,215
Vice President Lewis
1914
01:12:30,215 --> 01:12:31,477
won the coin toss.
1915
01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:33,218
He has elected to go first.
1916
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:34,480
Thank you.
1917
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,177
No, it isn't.
1918
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:37,614
Yes, it is.
1919
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:41,444
Tonight, you have seen
two different men
1920
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:45,186
with two very different points
of view battle to win your vote.
1921
01:12:45,186 --> 01:12:49,147
And this is what America
is all about.
1922
01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:52,803
Now, as we've seen tonight,
Alderman Gilliam
1923
01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:57,024
can be captivating
and... and entertaining.
1924
01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:59,331
But America needs
more than that
1925
01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,159
from its
commander in chief.
1926
01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:04,075
To lead America,
it takes experience.
1927
01:13:04,075 --> 01:13:07,687
Now, I've been Vice President
for the last eight years.
1928
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:12,344
I'm a war hero...
and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.
1929
01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:13,650
And to me,
1930
01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:16,435
America is like
a fine performance car.
1931
01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,742
And now is not the time...
1932
01:13:18,742 --> 01:13:22,528
to turn this fine vehicle
we call America
1933
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:25,836
over to the hands of an amateur.
1934
01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:33,191
I'm Brian Lewis...
and I am your last chance.
1935
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:37,456
God bless America,
and no place else.
1936
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:39,763
[ approving murmurs]
1937
01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,939
[ chuckling]
1938
01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:45,246
Ah, yeah, it's over now.
1939
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:48,032
Why do you have
to be so negative?
1940
01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:49,120
[ applause]
1941
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,861
Give me five.
Thank you.
1942
01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:52,166
Thank you. Thank you.
1943
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,472
[ applause]
1944
01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:55,213
Hello.
1945
01:13:55,213 --> 01:13:56,736
[ applause continues]
1946
01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:57,955
[ sighs]
1947
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,829
[ applause]
1948
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,354
MODERATOR:
Alderman Gilliam?
1949
01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:08,182
Well, you're right,
Vice President Lewis.
1950
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:10,010
I am an amateur.
1951
01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:12,665
When it comes to creating
so many enemies that we need
1952
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:16,408
billions of dollars to protect
ourselves, yes, I'm an amateur.
1953
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:19,672
When it comes to paying
farmers not to grow food
1954
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,457
while people in this country
starve every day,
1955
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,110
yes, I'm an amateur.
1956
01:14:23,110 --> 01:14:25,852
When it comes to creating
a drug policy that makes
1957
01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:29,552
crack and heroin cheaper
than asthma and AIDS medicine,
1958
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:31,554
yes, I'm an amateur.
1959
01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:33,599
But there's nothing wrong
with being an amateur.
1960
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:35,819
The people that started
the Underground Railroad
1961
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,168
were amateurs.
1962
01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:39,475
Martin Luther King
was an amateur.
1963
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,652
Have you ever been to Amateur
Night at the Apollo?
1964
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,741
Some of the best talent
in the world was there.
1965
01:14:44,741 --> 01:14:46,830
James Brown, Luther Vandross,
1966
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:49,136
Rockwell,
the Crown Heights Affair...
1967
01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:50,398
Hall and Oates!
1968
01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:52,270
...the Fat Boys,
Rob Base.
1969
01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:54,707
But you wouldn't know
nothing about that. Why?
1970
01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:57,449
'Cause when it comes to judging
talent and potential,
1971
01:14:57,449 --> 01:14:59,973
you, my friend, are an amateur.
1972
01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:02,367
[ applause]
1973
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,415
I believe the Alderman
is over his time.
1974
01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:09,330
No, you don't.
You had eight years to talk.
1975
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:11,507
Now is my turn.
1976
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,509
I'm gonna get mine.
I'm getting mine!
1977
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,336
[ applause]
1978
01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:16,599
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1979
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,644
hold your applause, please.
1980
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:21,517
How can you help the poor
if you never been poor?
1981
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,520
How can you stop crime if you
don't know no criminals?
1982
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,391
How can you make
drug policy
1983
01:15:26,391 --> 01:15:29,394
if you never smoked
a chronic?
1984
01:15:29,394 --> 01:15:31,614
How can you do that?
1985
01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:33,137
Just a nickel bag.
1986
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:35,487
I'’m a real American.
1987
01:15:35,487 --> 01:15:39,317
I've been high, I'’ve been
robbed, I've been broke.
1988
01:15:39,317 --> 01:15:41,754
My credit is horrible.
1989
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:44,931
They won't even
take my cash!
1990
01:15:44,931 --> 01:15:46,454
Now, you're always
talking about
1991
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:48,892
"God bless America,
and no place else,"
1992
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:51,721
but isn't it obvious that
God has blessed America?
1993
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:55,420
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.
1994
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,335
If America was a woman,
1995
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:59,946
America would be
a big-titted woman.
1996
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:02,732
And everybody loves
a big-titted woman.
1997
01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:05,648
So in closing,
I'’d like to say
1998
01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:07,301
you are full of shit.
1999
01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:11,784
"God bless America
and no place else."
2000
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:13,656
How about "God bless Haiti"?
2001
01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:15,483
How about
"God bless Africa"?
2002
01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:16,920
How about "God bless Jamaica"?
2003
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,965
I'm not talking
about Jamaica,
2004
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:20,706
the beach tribes
y'all love,
2005
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,795
I'm talking
about stabbing in Jamaica.
2006
01:16:22,795 --> 01:16:25,406
That's what I'm talking about.
2007
01:16:25,406 --> 01:16:27,321
So tonight, I want to say
2008
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:28,758
God bless America,
2009
01:16:28,758 --> 01:16:30,020
and everybody else!
2010
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,412
The whole world!
2011
01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:32,936
God bless you!
2012
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,590
I'm Mays Gilliam,
and I'm running
2013
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,157
for President
of the United States of America.
2014
01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,463
Ya heard?
2015
01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:42,989
[ cheering and whistling]
2016
01:16:42,989 --> 01:16:44,774
[ cheering]
2017
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:46,776
Oh, yes! I told you!
I told you!
2018
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:52,129
[ cheering and applause
continue]
2019
01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:01,442
Yes!
Oh, my God!
2020
01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,053
Now we can watch Martin!
2021
01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:15,848
[ phone rings]
2022
01:17:15,848 --> 01:17:17,328
Hello?
2023
01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:19,417
Well, good morning,
Mr. President.
2024
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:22,202
Hey!
Wh-What time is it?
2025
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,204
I think
it's a little after 7:00.
2026
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,467
WOMAN: Lisa, I need some help
in here.
2027
01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,078
Will you wait a damn minute?
2028
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:29,862
Mays, I was so proud of you.
2029
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,516
You were so good last night.
2030
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:35,694
Okay, L-Lisa, tonight
I want to see you, okay?
2031
01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:38,262
No-No matter what, win or lose,
I want to see you.
2032
01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:40,699
I don't know.
I might have to work.
2033
01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:43,354
But, look, if I don't see you
tonight, I will see you soon.
2034
01:17:43,354 --> 01:17:45,530
Just... run your race,
get out there,
2035
01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:47,750
and do what you got to do, okay?
2036
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,012
And I'll talk to you later.
2037
01:17:49,012 --> 01:17:50,448
Bye-bye.All right.
2038
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:52,624
ANCHORMAN:
It's Election Day, Tuesday...
2039
01:17:52,624 --> 01:17:54,495
ANCHORMAN 2:
It is Election Day,
and this is set to be...
2040
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:56,410
ANCHORWOMAN:
The stage is set
for what is sure to be
2041
01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:58,848
one of the most dramatic
campaign finales of all time...
2042
01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:02,286
ANCHORMAN 3: The question everyone's asking is "Who will America vote for?"
2043
01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:03,591
Lewis!
2044
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:05,202
I voted for Mays Gilliam.
2045
01:18:05,202 --> 01:18:07,857
I voted for big business.I voted for Lewis.
2046
01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:10,773
Who the fuck you think
I'’m voting for?
2047
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,600
ANCHORWOMAN:
There appears to be an agreement
2048
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,819
between Washington, D.C.,
officials
2049
01:18:13,819 --> 01:18:15,516
and transit authority operators
2050
01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:18,824
regarding the shutdown
of the Ninth Ward bus line.
2051
01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:21,609
I don't see how they
could do this to us.
2052
01:18:21,609 --> 01:18:23,350
People got to make money.
2053
01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:25,352
People got to get to work.
2054
01:18:25,352 --> 01:18:26,702
Come on, show 'em
how you do it.
2055
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,486
Show 'em how you do it.
2056
01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:30,967
♪ Hey, the roof, the roof,
the roof is on fire. ♪
2057
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:32,272
DEBRA:
You're not going
to believe this.
2058
01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:34,405
We got the Teamsters!
2059
01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:35,798
That's great,
little brother.
2060
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,103
They're going
to announce
2061
01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,191
at a press conference
later today.
2062
01:18:38,191 --> 01:18:40,019
All you have to do is show up,
2063
01:18:40,019 --> 01:18:43,240
shake some hands, take some
photographs, but it is yours.
2064
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,938
Mays, what's
the matter?
2065
01:18:45,938 --> 01:18:47,897
If they shut down
this bus service,
2066
01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:49,986
I will drive you to work myself.
2067
01:18:49,986 --> 01:18:52,118
[ sighs]Can't do it.
2068
01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:53,816
MARTIN:
But it's Election Day!
2069
01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:55,382
You have to pick up
this endorsement.
2070
01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,644
You said you want to win.
2071
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:58,037
You can't snub the Teamsters.
2072
01:18:58,037 --> 01:18:59,647
Do you want 'em
to endorse Lewis?
2073
01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:02,128
I'm not worried about Lewis.
I'm running my race.
2074
01:19:02,128 --> 01:19:03,651
Go ahead, baby brother.
I got this.
2075
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:06,219
Now, Mays...
Now-- Debra!
2076
01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:08,482
What? Y-Y-You-You
just gonna let him go?
2077
01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:09,875
He's a grown man.
2078
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:12,182
They shut down
the whole bus line.
2079
01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:13,749
What can he do about that?
2080
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,489
♪ Oh, it's gettin' hot in here
2081
01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:16,752
♪ So hot
2082
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:18,449
♪ So take off all your clothes
2083
01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:19,885
♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪ Oh
2084
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:22,148
♪ I want to take
my clothes off... ♪
2085
01:19:22,148 --> 01:19:23,802
ANCHORWOMAN:
In the latest exit poll,
2086
01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:26,587
Vice President Lewis
has 51% of the vote.
2087
01:19:26,587 --> 01:19:28,938
I'll bring him right
back. He gotta vote.
2088
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:32,376
ANCHORMAN:
...while Mays Gilliam
is posting an impressive 47%.
2089
01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:33,681
Hey, hey, hey.
2090
01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:34,900
You gotta get
to the back of the bus.
2091
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,032
[ gasps]
2092
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:37,555
I'm just playing.
Come on!
2093
01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:39,296
ANCHORWOMAN:
He and Vice President Lewis
2094
01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:41,515
are in a statistical dead heat.
2095
01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,822
MITCH:
Come on! Vote, hoes!
2096
01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,477
ANCHORMAN: While Vice President Lewis and Mitch Gilliam have been working
2097
01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:48,566
the campaign trail,
Mays Gilliam
2098
01:19:48,566 --> 01:19:50,786
has been out
driving people to work.
2099
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,440
♪ The roof,
the roof is on fire! ♪
2100
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,878
Why didn't somebody
around here think of this?
2101
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,489
Why am I not out there driving
a damn bus or something?
2102
01:19:58,489 --> 01:20:02,145
Get me an SUV, or a minivan,
or a bus, or a scooter,
2103
01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:03,624
or a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
2104
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,801
Get me some wheels, bitch!
2105
01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:10,240
Are you going uptown?
2106
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,198
Come on, Mays!
Wait a minute, Mays!
2107
01:20:12,198 --> 01:20:13,373
Mays, I was thinking,
2108
01:20:13,373 --> 01:20:15,114
we could write our own vows!
2109
01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:17,813
Mays! I love you!
2110
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,118
I love you, Mays!
2111
01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:20,859
[ clattering]
2112
01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,818
ANCHORWOMAN:
With the polls
2113
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,646
just about 30 minutes from
closing here on the East Coast,
2114
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:29,781
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead
by several points.
2115
01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:31,696
[ cheering]
2116
01:20:31,696 --> 01:20:35,395
There is no question
that Lewis has Texas.
2117
01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:39,138
It seems clear Gilliam
is going to take New York.
2118
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:44,230
Yeah! Yeah! New York!
2119
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:46,580
It's likely Lewis is going
to take Michigan.
2120
01:20:48,495 --> 01:20:52,412
It looks like Gilliam might just
pull an upset in Illinois.
2121
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:57,374
Illinois! Illinois!
Yeah! Go, Mays!
2122
01:20:57,374 --> 01:21:00,246
This looks like it may
come down to California.
2123
01:21:00,246 --> 01:21:02,683
This looks like it may come down
to California.
2124
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:05,512
This looks like it may
come down to California.
2125
01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:09,342
All right, I need to know.
How real is this?
2126
01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:10,735
Can we win without California?
2127
01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:12,476
Well, sir, I still think
we stand a good chance
2128
01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:14,521
if you call in your connections
to the energy companies.
2129
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:17,046
No, you can't win
without California.
2130
01:21:17,046 --> 01:21:18,482
What the hell
are you doing here?
2131
01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:20,049
Oh, shut up.
2132
01:21:20,049 --> 01:21:21,702
You want to win, you'll
do what I tell you.
2133
01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:25,445
Gilliam has over 90
percent minority turnout.
2134
01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:27,230
The whites are
still the majority,
2135
01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,492
but they're not voting.
2136
01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:29,580
They don't like you.
2137
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:31,364
I like you, sir.Shut up.
2138
01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:32,670
Okay.
2139
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,106
Well, what can we do
to turn this around?
2140
01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:36,326
There's about one-
and-a-half hours left
2141
01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:37,762
at the West Coast polls.
2142
01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:40,156
If there's a leak saying
Gilliam is going to win,
2143
01:21:40,156 --> 01:21:41,635
you'll get a late rush.
2144
01:21:41,635 --> 01:21:44,247
You get California,
you get the election.
2145
01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:45,552
[ sniffs]
2146
01:21:45,552 --> 01:21:48,251
It'll make the 6:30 news
if we do it now.
2147
01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:49,948
We just have
to put it out there.
2148
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,428
Can we do this?
2149
01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:54,431
We're the government.
We can do anything.
2150
01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:57,042
ANCHORMAN:
The race for President
now turns to the West Coast.
2151
01:21:57,042 --> 01:21:58,826
BIG DAVE:
People, Armageddon is upon us,
2152
01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,611
and Big Dave is scared!
2153
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,482
ANCHORMAN 2:
If the current
voting trends sustain,
2154
01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:05,442
it appears likely that for the first time in our history,
2155
01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:07,052
a black man will become
2156
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,750
President of the United States of America.
2157
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:13,058
♪ One, two...
one, two, three, yeah! ♪
2158
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:15,626
[ people yelling]
2159
01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:18,150
[ rapid-fire rap playing]
2160
01:22:26,811 --> 01:22:30,641
[ yelling predominates
over rapid-fire rap song]
2161
01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:40,042
[ screaming]
2162
01:22:44,524 --> 01:22:46,570
DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I have a dream
2163
01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:49,573
that, one day...
2164
01:22:49,573 --> 01:22:52,054
this nation will rise up
2165
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:56,754
and live up to the meaning
of its dream.
2166
01:22:56,754 --> 01:23:00,801
We hold these truths
to be self-evident,
2167
01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:04,109
that all men are created equal.
2168
01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:05,415
Checkmate.
2169
01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:07,939
I, Richard Nixon,
do solemnly swear...
2170
01:23:07,939 --> 01:23:09,985
I, Ronald Reagan,
do solemnly swear...
2171
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,204
[ rap song and yelling fade]
2172
01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:18,906
The race for President is over.
2173
01:23:18,906 --> 01:23:20,604
The race for President
is over.
2174
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,084
The election is now over.
2175
01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,999
The race for President......is over.
2176
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,565
ANCHORMAN: Mays Gilliam--ANCHORWOMAN: Brian Lewis--
2177
01:23:25,565 --> 01:23:26,958
Mays Gilliam--Brian Lewis--
2178
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,004
The race for President is over.
2179
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:33,573
For the first time in history,
a black man, Mays Gilliam...
2180
01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:35,401
[ cheering]
2181
01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:38,317
...will be the next President
of the United States of America.
2182
01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:41,886
Oh!
2183
01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:43,627
Oh, my God!
2184
01:23:43,627 --> 01:23:47,631
Oh!
2185
01:23:47,631 --> 01:23:51,156
Oh! Oh...
2186
01:23:51,156 --> 01:23:52,897
ANCHORMAN:
...of the United States
of America.
2187
01:23:52,897 --> 01:23:54,333
[ strangled gasp]
2188
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:55,726
[ clamoring]
2189
01:23:57,075 --> 01:23:58,511
Come here, brother.
Come here.
2190
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,341
I love you, man.
2191
01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:03,647
I love you, too, man.
2192
01:24:03,647 --> 01:24:06,171
[ cheering wildly]
2193
01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,223
MAYS:
Appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
2194
01:24:14,223 --> 01:24:16,094
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
2195
01:24:17,748 --> 01:24:19,967
Thank you.
Thank you.
2196
01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:21,621
Thank you. Thank you.
2197
01:24:21,621 --> 01:24:23,536
We won! We won! We won!
2198
01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:24,972
Aren't you happy?
2199
01:24:24,972 --> 01:24:26,365
Can I have a massage?
2200
01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:27,627
Yes!
2201
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:30,804
I won! I won! I won!
2202
01:24:30,804 --> 01:24:32,241
Debra, there is
no way in the world
2203
01:24:32,241 --> 01:24:33,894
I could have ever
done this without you.
2204
01:24:33,894 --> 01:24:35,722
You'’re damn right.
2205
01:24:35,722 --> 01:24:37,028
We won! We did it! Yes!
2206
01:24:37,028 --> 01:24:38,464
We did it! We won!
Yes, yes, yes!
2207
01:24:38,464 --> 01:24:40,727
[ gunshot]
2208
01:24:40,727 --> 01:24:42,512
Look at my little brother![ laughs]
2209
01:24:42,512 --> 01:24:43,991
Boy, I'm proud of you!Man!
2210
01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:46,037
Mr. President!Mr. Vice President.
2211
01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,039
You're the man!No, you the man!
2212
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:49,693
You ain't gotta worry 'bout
no assassination or nothing.
2213
01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:51,477
Why?
2214
01:24:51,477 --> 01:24:53,088
'Cause they sure don't want me
to be the next President.
2215
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,306
Little brother,
you can raise taxes,
2216
01:24:54,306 --> 01:24:55,568
you can start a war....
2217
01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,744
ANCHORMAN:
Mays Gilliam...
2218
01:24:57,744 --> 01:25:00,617
That's my man! That's my man!
2219
01:25:00,617 --> 01:25:02,619
Whoo!
2220
01:25:02,619 --> 01:25:03,881
ARNOT:
Excuse me, please.
2221
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:05,796
Mays!
2222
01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,493
Hey! Man, I been
looking for you.
2223
01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:08,755
I was looking for you.
2224
01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:10,192
Mays, this is amazing.
2225
01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:11,497
It's amazing.
It's incredible.
2226
01:25:11,497 --> 01:25:12,933
Incredible!
2227
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,239
What you were up against...
2228
01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:15,588
The odds!
2229
01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:16,894
Ooh, I can't wait
to start working,
2230
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:18,417
and, boy, do I have
a job for you.
2231
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,984
Wow! I don't know
what to say.
2232
01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:22,900
What department do you want me
to work in? Finance?
2233
01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:26,121
No, no, no, no, that's not
good enough for you.
2234
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:27,209
Foreign Affairs?
2235
01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:28,558
No, not Foreign Affairs.
2236
01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:29,950
I thought you
could do something
2237
01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:32,692
real good in... Security!
2238
01:25:32,692 --> 01:25:33,867
You suck!
2239
01:25:35,956 --> 01:25:38,785
[ sobbing]
2240
01:25:38,785 --> 01:25:42,615
MARTIN:
We'd like you
to run for President.
2241
01:25:42,615 --> 01:25:46,141
MAYS:
Sometimes, you don't know
if people like you for you.
2242
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,621
LISA:
Well, I like you for you.
2243
01:25:48,621 --> 01:25:50,623
Thanks a lot. Thank you.
Lisa!
2244
01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:52,364
Mays!
2245
01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:54,801
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
2246
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,629
Wait!
2247
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,156
Mays...
2248
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,114
Oh, my God,
you are everywhere.
2249
01:26:03,114 --> 01:26:04,376
Look at you!
2250
01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:07,074
Okay, so, what's
the first thing
2251
01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:09,686
you're going to do,
Mr. President?
2252
01:26:09,686 --> 01:26:13,124
Well, the first thing I'm going
to do is make you my First Lady.
2253
01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:15,344
Mays, don't you play with me
like that.
2254
01:26:15,344 --> 01:26:16,606
I'm not playing.
2255
01:26:16,606 --> 01:26:17,868
You can't do that!
2256
01:26:17,868 --> 01:26:19,130
I'm the government.
2257
01:26:19,130 --> 01:26:20,479
I can do anything.
2258
01:26:26,964 --> 01:26:30,228
♪
2259
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:42,458
ANNOUNCER:
Get ready for the 2005
Presidential Inaugural Ball.
2260
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,721
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President
2261
01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:48,725
of the United States of America,
Mays Gilliam,
2262
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:52,859
and his future First Wifey,
Lisa Clark!
2263
01:26:52,859 --> 01:26:54,905
[ applause]
2264
01:26:54,905 --> 01:26:57,124
♪
2265
01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:07,004
♪ Look at him now, man,
ain't this great? ♪
2266
01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:09,485
♪ Biggest man in town,
he's the head of state ♪
2267
01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:11,704
♪ They come from all around
just for one handshake ♪
2268
01:27:11,704 --> 01:27:15,839
♪ Look at him now,
he's the head of state... ♪
2269
01:27:21,888 --> 01:27:24,804
That's me, Mays Gilliam,
2270
01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:27,590
President of the United States of America.
2271
01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:30,027
North America.
2272
01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:32,334
[ ping]
2273
01:27:36,686 --> 01:27:37,948
REPORTER: Who'd you vote for?For what?
2274
01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:39,732
For President.
Of what?
2275
01:27:39,732 --> 01:27:41,517
Of the United States.
Of what?
2276
01:27:41,517 --> 01:27:43,606
Of America.
What America?
2277
01:27:43,606 --> 01:27:44,955
North America.
2278
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:46,957
Yo, slick,
I don't vote, man.
2279
01:27:46,957 --> 01:27:48,263
You gonna buy
some of this meat, or what?
2280
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,395
You can't trust nobody.
2281
01:27:50,395 --> 01:27:52,745
Everybody's trying to rob you.
Nobody!
2282
01:27:52,745 --> 01:27:54,617
That guy, right there!
Don't trust him!
2283
01:27:54,617 --> 01:27:57,054
Can't trust no-damn-body!
2284
01:27:57,054 --> 01:28:00,275
America's taking advantage
of you, you and you!
2285
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,928
You can go to war
when you're 18,
2286
01:28:01,928 --> 01:28:04,714
but you can't have a drink
until you're 21!
2287
01:28:04,714 --> 01:28:06,150
ALL:
That ain't right!
2288
01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:07,194
You're right,
that ain't right!
2289
01:28:07,194 --> 01:28:08,195
So let me
get this straight.
2290
01:28:08,195 --> 01:28:09,501
You're 18 years old.
2291
01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,547
You go to war.
You come back.
2292
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:13,070
Your leg is chopped off.
2293
01:28:13,070 --> 01:28:14,767
You got a nub!
2294
01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:17,248
Everywhere you go, they say,
"Hey, what's up, nubby?"
2295
01:28:17,248 --> 01:28:19,119
And you get to the bar,
and you say,
2296
01:28:19,119 --> 01:28:20,556
"Bartender, can I have a drink?"
2297
01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:21,905
And he looks you up and down,
2298
01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:23,863
and he says,
"I gotta see some I.D."
2299
01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:25,387
I.D.?!
2300
01:28:25,387 --> 01:28:26,866
You mean to tell me
2301
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,695
a one-legged teenager
can't have a drink?
2302
01:28:29,695 --> 01:28:31,131
ALL:
That ain't right!
2303
01:28:31,131 --> 01:28:33,438
Where is the nub?
Where is the nub?
2304
01:28:33,438 --> 01:28:35,484
Prescription drugs,
I'’m going to lower prices.
2305
01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:37,050
Let me explain
something else to you.
2306
01:28:37,050 --> 01:28:39,096
You can survive
a stroke.
2307
01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:42,795
But the high prices of medicine
will give you a heart attack.
2308
01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:46,756
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.
2309
01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:50,803
If America was a car,
America would be a Bentley,
2310
01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:55,199
sitting on chrome doves,
with TVs in the headrests,
2311
01:28:55,199 --> 01:28:58,942
and a fine, naked Puerto Rican
girl feeding you grapes!
2312
01:28:58,942 --> 01:29:00,596
Ain't nothing
better than that!
2313
01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:02,380
Ain't nothing ever been
better than that!
2314
01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:04,948
IVAN SCOTT:
Most political pundits are
saying that your brother
2315
01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,906
destroyed any chance he had
of winning this election
2316
01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:09,126
by naming you as his running
mate. Why did he do that?
2317
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:10,736
Why'd your brother pick you
to be the anchorman?
2318
01:29:10,736 --> 01:29:12,303
I don't have a brother.
2319
01:29:12,303 --> 01:29:13,870
Oh, you said it was
your brother at the time.
2320
01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:15,393
I did my homework the
same way you did yours.
2321
01:29:15,393 --> 01:29:17,395
Okay? You got your job
the same way I got mine.
2322
01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:18,657
I'm not running
for public office.
2323
01:29:18,657 --> 01:29:22,095
And I'm not running
for anchorman.
2324
01:29:22,095 --> 01:29:24,141
♪
2325
01:29:31,975 --> 01:29:34,020
♪
2326
01:29:43,987 --> 01:29:46,032
♪
2327
01:29:55,999 --> 01:29:58,218
♪
2328
01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:10,579
♪
2329
01:30:13,973 --> 01:30:20,763
♪
160203
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
