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- [Batuknath] Must be a mistake. - [Bhasskar] Yes, some mistake.

Bloody Rohan.

- [Knocking door] - Rohan!

Open the door.

I am going to kill him today.

I won't spare him today.

[Bhasskar] Bad day today, and this guy is harassing me.

He has made my home a brothel.

Bro, forgive me.

I am a great sinner.

- [Rohan] I want to repent. Forgive me, bro. - Leave me!

Get up!

First, you do this, and then you cry.

- I am not crying, bro. - Then what's this?

These are the tears of enlightenment within me.

Look at his acts.

I am not acting.

The changes that you see in me.

- I read your book, The Methods of Love. - Shut up.

Today I have understood.

The f***ing around that I've been doing all this time,

was torture on myself.

And I assumed it was love.

And I also realized.

[Rohan] That there is only one objective in a man's life.

What's that?

- What is it? - Must be something.

True love.

[Rohan] And I have promised.

Enough of f***ing around.

If I will enjoy life then it will only be with one person.

I am 22 and a half years old. And have planned my future.

[Rohan] I will find true love in a year.

And will live with her for three years.

- Wow. - Will know each other.

And will marry her at 26.

And will have sex only with her, nobody else.

Won't even touch her...

What a corrupt guy.

[Batuknath] In which book is this written?

I haven't written it.

The boy is just being a bit emotional.

- [Rohan] Bro. I respect you a lot. - Okay fine. Stop crying.

I didn't say.

If you ever catch me doing anything wrong.

Catch me there and bash me.

- Okay. - If I utter a word...

- Then I have two fathers. - What is your step-father's name?

I am serious.

I was just asking. For general knowledge.

No, I am really hurt.

You are right.

Yes, it is right.

- Yes. - What is this? Gun? Belt?

Yes, you are hurt.

- Bro, I haven't done anything. - Oh.

- Don't hit me. - You jerk!

[Baba voice over] Glory to Shiva.

She will arise from the water.

And capture him in her arms.

Unconscious, he will not be able to do anything.

Nobody will be able to help.

[Coughing]

Oh God!

[Coughing]

Are you fine? Are you okay?

[gasps]

- Because of you! - [Slapping]

Because of him.

A girl was standing. She fell off too.

Oh, the girl. Where is the girl?

I am here.

Sorry.

[Bhasskar] Please forgive me.

You fell because of me.

I was running from there and this f***er.

I mean Rohan. I didn't see you and banged into you.

[Bhasskar] You are totally wet.

My house is nearby. You can change there.

I can give you towels.

You can change clothes there.

Okay fine, my bag.

[Bhasskar] I will pick it up.

My glasses.

[Bhasskar] Glasses.

Here. Come.

I am going.

[Rohan] Can I go with them?

[Door opens]

Come in.

[Mishra] Bhasskar.

[Sighs]

[Giggling]

Got wet.

Are you married, inspector?

Inspector?

Oh, I am not a cop.

Actually, I have a theatre company.

I went to rehearsals.

What did I ask you?

And you are answering something different.

Are you a writer?

No, why will I be a writer?

Then, what do you do?

Work? I am preparing for UPSC exams.

But I can't see a single book for UPSC here.

Yes, UPSC results are just out.

You couldn't crack it?

Now this house is used as changing room for girls.

When Vidhi had called him, what is he doing here?

I don't know what happened inside the room, bro.

But I had dropped him below Vidhi's house.

And had trained him well too.

What were you teaching him?

Bro, you were not there so.

Someone had to take responsibility.

So, shared with him the experience of role-playing.

You bloody f***er, have a cow dung plant in your head.

Don't know whether to throw you as wet or dry garbage!

At least turn into a type of fertilizer.

Help the farmer.

Or turn into poop. Let the pigs eat you.

Why don't you ask him to do role play?

Why? What do you think about me?

Why? You only know how to print. But don't know how to do it?

Oh. Murder. He will murder us.

He has committed 50 murders. He is absconding.

The whole of Banaras Police are after him.

Should I give you some clothes, you are wet.

Do you have something for girls to wear?

I mean do you have a girlfriend?

- Yes, I mean.. - [Sneezing]

First you change your clothes. Or you will catch a cold.

Here, a t-shirt and a bottom.

The bathroom is there. Change it.

And this towel.

No, it is a bit dirty.

I will get a fresh towel from outside.

Fine I will change. By then make tea.

Tea?

You have turned the house into a laundry.

Press harder.

Listen.

Add lemongrass and ginger to it. I too will drink tea.

Hey.

Bloody. Are you massaging me or murdering me?

Go and call Batuknath.

-[Banging on back] -Leave.

[Rohan] Do you carry all this along with you?

Yes, it is my survival kit.

Well prepared for doomsday.

What?

I mean I can live for two-three days with the support of this.

- If there is a catastrophe. - [Mishra] Catastrophe?

What do you mean to say? How is it possible?

Why are you screaming? Relax. Talk softly.

A meteorite can bang into the Earth.

There can be a tsunami in the ocean because of an earthquake.

North Korea can attack. Anything can happen.

She is filled with negative energy. Throw her out immediately.

I think brother, do it with her immediately.

[Mishra] Don't talk nonsense.

Will inform your father. Go and sit.

[Batuknath] What did you say your name was?

I haven't yet. My name is Pakhi.

My name is Batuknath Gaur.

He is Rohan, he is Mishra and he is Bhasskar Tripathi.

Do you have some work from him?

No. Why?

Human nature.

When a man needs another man,

then automatically there is respect and honor in his words.

Busted.

No. That is not so.

Okay, Bhasskar, I am going.

I will return your clothes.

No need for that. We belong to the upper clan.

Charity has been our tradition. You can keep them.

- Rohan, drop her. - No need for that. I can go.

I will not say thank you.

I have saved your life too. Scores are settled.

Yes, true.

- Come. - Okay, let's go.

Bye.

That girl too realizes that I want something from you.

[Batuknath] And you don't understand one thing?

What do I not understand?

My star writer.

A new Bad Boy has come to Banaras.

If you don't strike at the right time.

Then the books will keep selling

and we will not be able to do anything.

What?

Batuk, I have refused you so many times.

Yet you are stuck there.

When I have told you that I will not write any book as Bad Boy.

So be it. I will die of hunger but not do this.

Can't you understand this? You are repeating the same thing.

Why are you telling me?

If he's saying he won't, he will not.

Rohan, show him the door.

Are you his PR management?

And are you his... Please leave.

[Phone ringing]

Hello.

Listen. Are you in Allahabad?

Yes, I wanted something.

Sending you an address. Go there.

Then let me know.

Okay sending you. WhatsApping you.

[Cupboard opens]

[Cupboard closes]

[Rohan] Greetings, brother.

How come you are here?

Who had come the other day? Pakhi.

She had forgotten some stuff.

So, I have come to return it.

Listen, I don't know anybody here.

If you know anyone, send it.

- Oh okay. - What?

The path that you have taken.

I have met with many accidents there.

[Rohan] Take it as a warning from your younger brother.

- What do you mean? - I mean.

Today you have come to return the stuff.

Tomorrow you will buy some stuff and come to give.

[Rohan] I too have done this.

Just look at me.

I am getting inspired by you.

I want to become like Bhasskar Tripathi.

And you are slowly turning into Rohan.

What nonsense are you talking?

- I will slap you. - I am talking nonsense? Fine.

- And what are you doing? - What?

I know why you came here.

What do you know?

It's my wish to go wherever I want.

Did I ask what are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I have come because of you.

- Because of me? - The Methods of Love.

I told you yesterday, I wasn't joking.

[Rohan] Actually, there is only one aim in my life.

- True love. - Is it?

And you will get real love here? Sitting here at the parking lot?

Bro, I am not wasting my time here.

I have done all my homework. Look, listen to me.

College at 10:00.

[Rohan] Since the mess food is not good,

girls go to the canteen for breakfast.

Then go to class in the afternoon.

Then they leisurely laze around.

Then go to eat street food.

Then they have desserts.

It is a must combination.

By God's grace, I will be able to find true love in ten days.

- Is it? - Believe me.

The day I find her...

lamps will be illuminated. The winds will standstill.

There will be brightness everywhere.

Gods will shower flowers.

And she will come from there.

[Rohan] Near me.

Close to me.

[Pakhi] Bhasskar. You here?

I was looking for you.

I got back your stuff.

You had forgotten.

What did I forget?

[mouthing] Bra.

I missed it by mistake.

I have washed your clothes, but it must be wet now.

No worries, return me later. No need to hurry.

[Rohan] Shall we go, bro?

- We are getting late. - Okay, we will leave. Wait.

- I can return you now. - No. No worries can return me later.

[Bhasskar] No need to hurry.

Can return him tomorrow. Let's go now.

Okay, I am going. He has to get injected at the hospital.

Let's go.

Come. I have parked the bike there.

So, you were sitting on somebody else's bike?

Obviously, I will not spoil the stand of my bike.

No wonder I was thinking, whose bike it is.

[Phone ringing]

Yes, Govardhan, tell me.

Bhasskar, I have reached here.

- There is a function at home. - What kind of function?

The inspector is cracking jokes with a young man.

And he is laughing at it.

Inspector?

Oh, he must be Vidhi's father.

[Govardhan] Yes, it seems so.

- And who is the boy? - I don't know.

But he is dressed as if he has come to see the girl.

Okay, stay there.

I will send someone to enquire about the boy.

Okay.

Why are you peeping?

[Vidhi] Tripathi, what I feared has happened.

Papa has found an IAS guy for me.

And he is sitting in my drawing room, eating fritters.

The same place, where it could have been you.

I can stall him for 10 or 15 days.

Please do something that I can introduce you to Papa.

[Mishra] The boat is in the water.

Abandoned, in the storm.

Challenged the Sindh.

Now nothing makes a difference.

Hello, Batuk. Greetings.

Ahem...

Will you listen to a story?

[Pouring tea]

[Music playing]

[Song playing]

I was working alone at home.

Then there is a knock at the door.

[Door knocking]

[Bhasskar] When I open the door, I find a strange girl at the door.

Her clothes were totally wet.

Shivering with cold.

Sorry, but it is raining very heavily outside.

There is a storm.

[shivering]

And my clothes are totally wet.

[Pakhi] I couldn't even get an auto.

And I could only see the lights of your home on. So...

- So, I thought. - What did you think?

Can I come in?

[Chuckles]

Yes, absolutely.

But for your information, let me tell you.

That I am home alone.

That's good.

Then come in.

[Door closes]

[Bhasskar] I gave her my T-shirt and bottom from my cupboard.

And showed her to the washroom.

I am hanging your towel outside.

Take it.

[Song playing]

[Bhasskar] Anyway, what I was trying to see.

I wasn't able to see it yet.

[Song playing]

[Bhasskar] I had smashed the ginger into a pulp.

The kitchen was turning hotter.

I was still smashing the ginger when...

the stranger girl opened half the washroom door...

...and looked at me.

First, I found it very strange.

But why should I mind?

The towel is stuck.

Will you please help?

Let me remove it for you.

[Song playing]