Original subtitles

That's pretty good, Jane!

Good going, Jane!

Thanks

What did you do that for, you bitch?

I didn't do it, you did it!

Don't push me!

OK, break it up!

Anna, get up!

That's enough, you two!

Get up, Jane!

You stop that young lady!

Enough, Anna. Stop it!

I said that's enough!

Now quit!

Didn't I tell you not to go

for a fight just because you're big?

Now you're injured

Hope it'll teach you a lesson

Now hold in the pain, OK?

What the hell are you talking about?

Will you. . .

Yeah, much better. Good movement in there

How's it feel? Don't have to close my practice now, huh?

Felt that one give in a bit

All right, thanks, doc. Good job

Young man

Don't be so rash and get into fights

Wait till you get to my age, then you'll know

Take it easy, then life will be better

Arm treatment, that'll be $45

Bonesetter, is that your son there?

He is my oldest student

I told him to come here,

but he refused

OK, whatever

I know I can't help him get permanent residence

So I told him to come illegally

He doesn't dare, chicken!

The pills help ease injuries

I can't understand what you're saying

Eat one, one day

Okay

- You see? - Yes

Mumble jumble. Can't understand a word he says!

Thanks again, I'll see you later

Bunch of kids!

Anna, the contest is gonna be held next month

You've gone too far. You're out!

That's not fair. I need this work

You can't do that!

Oh yes, I can!

You just blew your chances of entering that contest

Look, I can get a new janitor anytime I like. No problem

I'm sorry, Anna. You're history!

The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further, further. . .

Last year, you begged for lessons then disappeared

You playing games?

Old man, I challenge you to a fight

We Chinese don't challenge masters

This is America, not China

Don't waste time talking

Stop!

You want me to fight. You don't have to wreck my shop!

Let go!

No problem

I've defeated many masters

After you, I'll go to China and conquer the rest

It ain't over yet, get him!

Come on, hurry, let's go

Oh, my god!

Boss, they got away!

Hurry. Don't mind me. They're catching up

Shit! I already got enough problems of my own

Do you understand? Go to a doctor

Doctor, do you understand, doctor?

No doctor, me doctor!

Down town terminal

Check her out, check that woman!

I told you leave the old people alone. It's the rule

Check out the China man, he's got all kinds of money

Go!

Are you OK?

Shit! Start the car

Let's see if you got hurt

Stealing my things?

Stop! There's no money in the bag

They're robbing you, they took your bag

What's the matter? I beg your pardon

They're robbing this young man

What's she saying?

This lady wants to tell you,

you're being robbed

Didn't need her to tell me

I got the China man's stuff!

That crazy son of a bitch is following us!

Come on, look what's in the bag

Open it!

What's he got in there?

I never seen anybody like that!

Stealing my things, crooks?

Master, you're the baddest dude I've ever seen!

Please, teach us your martial arts

Regret your actions, huh?

Don't ever steal again

I'll let you go this time. Go

What're you guys doing?

Feel bad, eh? Regret you ever started?

You made me run half way around the world

People must've thought I was a track star!

I told you I'm letting you go

Why are you still on your knees? Get up!

- Master, take us as your pupils - Still at it?

Hello, Chinese?

Yes, yes

So good to see you

The moment I arrived, I was robbed

The crooks are funny After they steal, they give it back

Then they chase after you

What are you babbling about? Where do you want to go?

Don't get in the way of my work

What?

Do you have an address I can see? An address

Here it is

This place is close-by, I'll get you there in 1 0 minutes

You're lucky you got me

Twenty years ago. I came over here just like you

Didn't speak English, didn't know anyone. It was hard

Didn't even know how to ask for directions!

Your meter's not working

It's lazy. Doesn't want to work

I'll hit him

See, it's moving!

Wow, your meter's going crazy!

Is it broken?

Broken, my ass! I don't want to go back to the village

Nothing to eat, no work, no freedom...

Can't even speak my mind

Why go back?

Twenty bucks should be enough

See? I told you it was close-by

What? Are you nuts?

Why is the meter still jumping so fast?

The stupid meter. Gotta teach him a lesson!

You trying to cheat me, fatty?

What are you doing?

I'm getting off. You better not charge me anymore

Riding like this will cost me more than a plane ticket!

The meter always

gives me problems

Don't worry about it

We're all Chinese. This ride's on me

I only have fifty bucks

After I find my master, I'll pay you back, OK?

Didn't you hear what I said?

You don't have to pay me

You don't trust me?

I'm just going to look for someone and put my bags down

Trust me

Why are you giving me all this?

You don't understand chinese or english

Why don't you learn sign language?

How are you going to survive here?

Here, take it back

You don't even understand Chinese

You said you were Chinese when I asked you

What do you think this is, a limo?

Shit!

Master

Jet

Uncle Tak, what's wrong? Are you all right?

I must go out for a while

No, don't go anywhere

Just sit there, all right?

Drink this

What's that?

Can't you pay my back rent

at the bank?

No, sorry. You're a long way from home, I can't take it

I can get another job easily cause I'm an American

It's not a problem

I don't need your money

No pay; they foreclose my shop!

You take it. I'm not going to take the money from you

I only wanna help you

Stop forcing it one me and drink this up, all right?

Cut it short. Do you wanna help?

No way!

It's all Greek to me!

What do you think you're doing? Trying to lock me in?

You better not mess with me I'll call the police

Hey, lady

We get a problem here

We have a problem That guy just came through the door

Excuse me, can I help you?

Did you break this down?

The place is off limits There's no one allowed in here

Do you understand me speaking? Do you speak English?

There's no one allowed in here this place is abandoned

It's my turn to speak. This is my master's

1 0 hours plane ride HK is far, you know?

Fly. You know, plane?

Flew to here. 1 0 hours plane ride. Head spinning

Made me all dizzy

Got up, got out of car...Stealing. Run

I chased. . .

I chased and caught them

Then, a big fat man

Chinese? Yes

The meter, jumping. . .

You understand all this?

Yes

Twinkle twinkle little stars

Mary had a little lamb

Shit!

You nullified my language expertise in one stroke

Crazy man, who are you to Mr Tak?

I'm his student

What? You speak Chinese?

Why didn't you say so earlier?

I thought you were Japanese

This shop has already been condemned

No one is allowed in

This is my master's shop

How could the police close it down?

He got in a fight and disappeared

Fought and ran away?

Are you sure you have the right man?

Is it this Mr Tak?

That's him in the picture. Which one is you?

The cute one of course

Hey lady, can we take a break?

The letter didn't leave any other address

You have a letter? Our bank has one too

Uncle Tak took a loan from our bank to open his business

He's been missing for a couple of weeks I don't know what to do

He's only been missing for a couple of weeks

You didn't have to close the shop

But he hasn't even paid for month's rent

It's only last month's rent

One measly month's rent. Peanuts

We're all Chinese. Why don't you help out?

I've already helped a lot

I'm the bank's loan manager

I'm also his guarantor

If anything happens to him, I'm responsible

Don't worry, I'll find my master

OK

If you hear any news, call me, all right?

Don't you have a Chinese name?

Excuse me

Fix up the door

Leave the sword here, fool These things aren't even yours

Put it away then And don't break the sword

Does that guy know that kung-fu something?

"Earnestly looking up the sky"

"Remember everything in mind"

"On the way"

"I want to drink wine"

"Foggy road, faraway hill"

"Such scene is like my home"

"Leaves rustle in breeze"

"Cars hustle on road"

"Bridge across the sea"

"Seabird chirps on air"

"Under the flashing sign"

"Floods of crowd always make me blind"

"Man in other country. It is a long story"

"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"

"There is no other way"

"on road"

"Many crows though"

"though"

"I never wait but go"

"Somedays I will arrive home"

"I am proud and desperate"

"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"

"Man in other country It is a long story"

"Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends"

There's Master!

Stop the car. There's Master. Stop!

Master

We were looking all over for you, Master

Master

Come on, Master, we'll take you, we'll give you a ride

So noisy, like a funeral procession

What crazy place is this? Looks like a zoo!

Home, Master

Master, we cook here

We sleep here, Master

Don't call me Master anymore

I'll smack your mouth if you do

No master, no kung-fu

OK, Master, no kung-fu, and get rid of the bean curd

Oh, the hawks are here!

Let's get the hell out of here!

You sons of bitches You want to stay, you gotta pay!

We already gave you the blood money!

We've paid everything!

How about when we go to People Street, but all the Vietnamese take all the jobs

How about when we go to the Chinese restaurants

And they won't even give us a dish washing job

You gotta give us a break

They kick us out of every neighbhourhood

You're breaking my heard

We live in this neighbourhood too We don't believe in rent control

Kiss my toes, amigos

And get your greasy asses back to Mexico, you dig?

I don't know what you're up to

But all of you ganging up on those three

That's wrong

Let them go

This fool your Chinese cook?

Master, teach us kung-fu

So we can go back to our neighbourhood

You keep on living here, you're bound to get in trouble

I'm not gong to teach you kung-fu

Shit! We gotta save our stuff

Stupid Chinese!

Stop! This is the place

Let's sneak through the back door

What're we gonna do now?

Shut up!

Master

Thank you

There she is!

There's tons of work waiting for you

I want Williams' files and yesterday receipt on my desk, ASAP

Now move your ass and get into my office

Hurry up!

May

They all know we've been going out for some time now

And because we're both Chinese

I don't want the others to think

that I treat you favorably

It's like an ocean here,

with lots of sharks

If you don't swim fast enough,

you get eaten

Do you understand my problem?

Mr Lee, Miss Farghousen is here

Show her in

Now be a good fishy and swim off

Come in

What are you doing?

Stop fighting! I said stop it!

Stop!

Master, they got the balls to

Stop fighting. You three keep it up come here and try and steal

I'm gonna kick you all out

What is going on here?

Stop fighting

You again

You're breaking the law by coming in here, fool!

Why can't I come back in here?

Call the cops then, stupid!

You get in there

You just said that's your master's shop?

You can't find him

so you're staying in there, correct?

Right

Are you suffering from gastric pains?

Gastric pains?

Right above the abdomen, does it hurt?

The abdomen?

Something's pushing at your diaphragm and hurting, right?

Yes

Stick out your tongue

Stick it out all the way

Look up

You have white specks under your lids

You have an ulcer

I'll help you massage it You'll feel better right away

Good

Your eyes are kind of yellow. Don't drink so much

I'm gonna press your pressure points Breathe in deeply

Inhale

Exhale

Inhale

Exhale

This is the gastric pressure point. Painful?

A little bit

Left 3 times, right 3 times

There is a pressure point below the kneecap

Do you feel any sensation?

Left 3 times, right 3 times

You do it yourself

Left 3 times, right 3 times

Left hand on the bottom. Right hand on top

Do it 36 times

OK, everybody

Get you left over your right clockwise, 36 times

OK, let get that bad feeling out

After you're done, reverse the action

Do it another 36 times

Do it like that. Switch it go counter-clockwise

It really feels a lot better

Take better care of yourself, then you'll feel healthier

That's really good!

The lady who accused you wants to drop charges

You can go now

Did you ever see this guy?

He asked if you've ever seen this guy

One second

I want you to tell him, we need his help

We have to get this man arrested in the act of fighting

Now he's been terrorizing a lot of people and beating people up

We're gotta catch him in the act

Tell him

He's terrorizing the streets Police want you to lure him out

so they can catch him in action

You tell that woman. I've never seen the man

She told me to look for my master

I don't have time

You tell her to help you. She's a good fighter!

Just a waste of time

Why are you so rude?

I get a trouble, and you don't even say thank you to me

My job is to look after the shop

If I don't, I might jeopardize my job

You got me arrested. Why did you let me go?

I felt sorry for you, and I wanted to help

Women!

Wonder how Master is hope he's OK

Where to find him?

It's just like you guys always fighting

You're the ones who ruin our Chinese image!

Who's ruining whose image?

You're you, I'm me

Nothing intimate

Let's keep the distance

Go look after the shop, stupid!

Bye-bye, see you

Sorry, chica

- Did you watch? - Yes

On sure foot!

Follow my example

Actually, a lot of people are like your Master Tak

With a few moves, open schools in America

Thinking they can get a quick dollar

This is a disgrace to the martial arts world

How can you defame my master like that?

Your master has no roots,

not real kung-fu

- Hui - Yes

Stand over there

Show him some stuff

Jump kick

Arms in defense position

Dragon fists

These few positions, you just saw are

but the basics of martial training

I can relate to your master's situation

Young man, I advise you to play it safe

You want to learn kung-fu? Better start anew

If you don't agree,

show me your good works

Then you'll know I'm not slandering your master

Challenge his skill?

Hui, touch without harming

Yes

You guys continue to practice

Practice!

You really want me to fight? Is this a joke?

I'm just warning you

If you were white, I'd save my breath

Why did you backstab him?

You're the one who told me to hit him

I didn't tell you to strike below the belt

So where should I strike?

Above the waist

Your master told me to hit above the belt

Let go. The fight can't go on as you're holding his hand

Master

You're a failure. So you're expelled from school

Go

You go too

What are you looking at? Continue training!

Hurry

Master. Did you find your master?

My papers almost expired

Hey, wait, wait!

That vato from Boscoes is probably looking for some trouble or something

You'd better, or I'll kick his ass

Come on

That's Johnny, look!

It's his photo in the magazine, that's him, it's Johnny!

Just sign it to me, to Mouse

That's right. It's fantastic, all right!

Mouse, what're you doing? Come on

Wait!

Po Chi Lam

Tiger, get over here

Who gave them permission to film in here?

I don't know

You don't know? Go ask them

We are here to challenge you to a match

What did he say, Tiger?

- They're here to challenge us - Challenge?

We came to challenge your skills

You can fight one at a time or all at once

It's your choice

You have black hair and yellow skin,

and you learn kung-fu from a white man?

Tiger, teach them a lesson

Yes

No, Johnny, enough, enough

Stop it!

Johnny, enough

Stop it!

We have adapted our martial arts for today's needs

If you want to join our school,

please free to contact our receptionist

Uncle Tak

Uncle Tak, look!

Master

I don't know him

Master, open the door

The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further... further. . .

Master

The birds heads towards a reunion

Master, open up!

I'll take a nap

Master, open the door!

Cut it out, asshole. You break it, you pay for it

Hey lady, you listen

Our master's famous for what he's doing

Right, Master?

Why are you calling me Master?

I didn't even accept you as a student!

The real master is inside throwing a tantrum

- See - See what?

Master

Still calling me Master? Shut up!

Shut up!

Did you know Po Chi Lam

was burned down?

The only thing left is your sign

If you don't come out,

I'm gonna take your sign and go back to HK!

Po Chi Lam burned?

No, but almost

You rotten kid, lying?

Master, don't be mad

You've been missing. The bank can't find you

They closed the shop and took all the herbs away

So what if they took it all I don't want it anyway. Leave!

Master

Stop!

The herbs?

Master, you're hurt

It's none of your business

I'm sorry, Uncle Tak

I thought they were your friends

Master, you want her out of here?

Quit calling me "Master"!

I don't want you to call me "Master" again

- Master - Master

Shut up!

You shut up too!

Out! Don't any of you guys understand English?

Stop, stop!

Don't fight! Stop!

The sword!

Stop it!

They went outside to fight

Let's guard our master, come on

No, you don't!

Master

You still consider me your master?

I have nothing left, so what's the point of you being here?

We wanted to come

but couldn't get a visa

I couldn't wait myself,

so I came as a tourist

I'm working to my bare bones

I went through it just for my students

I paved the road for them, you know?!

Master, we go wherever they'll accept us

We don't have a choice

If it were up to us to decide,

none of us would want to separate

But judging from what I see, it's not as good as they say it is here anyway

Look at them

They're worse off than us

If you're so chicken, then don't come over!

If you're having such a hard time here, why don't we go back?

Go back? Go back where?

I've been moving around since I was little I never had a steady home

You tell me where to go back to

May, if we need to talk, let's talk outside

Don't embarrass us in front of the Americans

Don't bother speaking Chinese You're so full of shit

Everyone knows about you anyway!

I'm the only one who's stupid enough to believe you. Asshole!

May

Who the hell are you?

What's he saying? Can't understand

He said your mother smells!

Don't, you're hurting me!

Oh! So you speak Chinese!

I thought you were a banana!

If I twist any harder, he's going to snap!

Let him snap!

Tell him we're through!

Hey rotten banana, she says you're old news!

Didn't you come to meet me for lunch?

No, I came to pay rent

I'll buy you lunch. Rent can wait

What about him then?

Snap him into a million pieces!

Hey turd brain, I'm gonna snap you

There are so many people around Don't embarrass me anymore

I snap. . .

Bye

Hey, your boyfriend's

a pretty rotten banana!

He asked for it

Since your boyfriend's your boss,

You don't have a steady job

Yeh, whatever. Life goes on

My car...

Hey man, stealing the car?

Holy shit!

Didn't think your car would be such a hot item

There's danger

Quick! Duck!

Oh, I'm on top of you!

How can you think of that at a time like this?

Get in the car, quick!

Hey punk!

Your ass is mine, mother fucker!

Be careful

You're Master Tak's student. I want to fight you

He can't get away

May

Hurry and come down

Go!

What's the matter with you? Start the car!

My roof is ruined!

Shit!

I'm always doing things I don't want to do

What image are you talking about?

Who cares? There's even a song about it

Yellow of skin, black of hair, they are descendants of the dragon

Dragons cannot swim in shallow water

That's why Chinese need to find new lands

bringing along their rich traditions

All waiting for times to get better,

then go back to their homeland

- Homeland? - Yes

You come out, then go back Why run back and forth?

If I can't adapt, I'll go back

- Can't adapt? - Yes

Well, what makes you think you can re-adapt?

You have to learn to adapt

Where's my shoe?

In your hand

Not this one. The other one

Help me look for it, will you?

I think it's in the water

Is it out there? Can you help me pick it up?

Why bother? Just adapt!

Shit!

Learn to adapt!

Shit!

Silly fool!

Where are my car keys? Shit, I can't find them

We'll have to walk home

No, it's inside the car

You didn't lock the door?

No

Hurry and open my door

Why didn't you lock the door?

I thought American cars have automatic locks

Of course not, silly fool

What are you doing?

I'm learning how to drive

After I learn, I can drive you

OK. Sit over here

Come over

Start the car

Start the car?

- Yes - Sure

To back up, you need to be in reverse

You're now in drive, so you'll go forward

Like this?

Right. But don't go so fast

Like this?

Don't turn to other lane

What did you say? Ow, you're stepping on my foot!

I'm trying to step on the brake!

Don't go so fast!

You're still stepping on my foot!

Slowly... Yes

That's it. Slowly

Watch the road

Look behind you too

Use the rear-view mirror

Not so close. You'll only see yourself

Look ahead

Change lanes

What's a lane?

Move over that way

Turn your blinker on

Look in front of you

Don't be so nervous

Don't be so relaxed

I've never seen you so funny

Watch the road

Oh shit, traffic cop! What now?

You don't even have a driver's licence!

You can go to prison for that!

Why don't we stop the car then?

How can we?

We're in the middle of the road We can't stop now!

How about if we switch seats?

OK, but keep holding the wheel and don't move. I'll come over

Don't move

Pull over

How did this all happen?

You told me to hold on to the wheel

Hello, officer

Is there a problem here?

No

Would you mind to tell me what you're doing?

Uh, we just get married today

Yes

Is that right?

Huh, Honey

And who's driving?

Me, of course

You woudn't mind showing me your driver's licence, would you?

Sure

- What are you doing? - Looking for tissue to wipe my mouth

Here, officer

Wait right here

What did you say to him?

Oh, I said I was teaching you how to drive

So how come you kissed me?

No reason

It's no big deal

I kiss you, you kiss me

It's just a way for friends

Kiss means to care?

I'm gonna cite you for reckless driving

That's fine

And lady, if you wanna do it,

do it on the sofa next time

It's a lot safer that way

Okay, thank you, officer

And have a nice day!

Thank you

He fined you?

Yes

For what?

For saying the wrong things

What's going on here?

I'm trying to fill this prescription for Uncle Tak

and you guys have screwed up everything

Chica, this is our master's place!

So if you're going to come in here, you're going to come in here with compromise!

Why is the light still on?

The old man must be inside

But we killed the old man!

Come on. Let's check it out!

Come on. Let's go

Let's take her back to our boss!

Back off!

Are you OK?

Yes

Let's show you what a real man can do!

Get back!

Get her out of here, motherfucker, get the girl out

Get! Fucking dog!

Don't move. You have a dislocation

How terrible!

We're going to fight!

Anna is still out there somewhere

Over there. Back up

Anna

- Are you OK? - Anna, are you OK?

Please, it's no use! I can't practise anymore!

It'll be OK. Don't worry

Tell her she has a dislocation

I already put it back in place. She'll be fine

Tell her not to move so much

- Master, you OK? - I'm fine

He'll fix your leg, you'll be OK. Don't worry

Here, let me try

Anna

You learned how to take advantage of girls already?

What do you mean take advantage?

May said in America,

A kiss means you care for your friends

Don't be so impatient

You'll know in due time

Huralay, Master!

Hit the ball, hit the ball!

Shit!

Master

Stupid!

Son of a bitch!

Watch out!

Let's get him!

Hey baldy, my master has come

My master beat your master

who's been hiding

You're no good

If you dare, come out and fight

Let's get the bastard now

Officer, where are you guys?

Why is he crying?

He doesn't have a green card He's afraid he'd be sent back to Mexico

Tell him to get out immediately

We must not leave this room

We have to wait till the sergeant lets us go

Wait a moment? Were there five of you?

One hasn't arrived yet

Really? Let me share a little secret with all of you

I'm gonna nail that son of a bitch to wall

I'll get him for resisting arrest, destroying public property, assault

A few more things, kicking me in the face

You all did a good job

Don't worry, it's clearly an act of self defence

All I want you to do, is stick around to testify in court, OK?

He says we can leave now

What about the one behind him?

I don't know

Let's go together and shake his hand

I have an idea

Thank you

Tell him to take care of his health

He said take care of your health

The Latinos can't hide like that forever

Hey, if Po Chi Lam can hire them

Then after a few years, they can apply for residency

I doubt it

Why?

Master took in an American as a student

Now he hates all foreigners

If he only knew I taught kung-fu to these 3 clowns,

he'd kill me

Hiding like this is no difference from being a fugitive

There's no meaning in life

You'll hide just the same if you stay

Who says I'm staying?

Hiding's not for me

I told Master so

Master

Don't call me Master again

Master

If you want to leave, go! Don't say I'm forcing you to stay

Master, don't misunderstand me

You want to act in the open

If anything happens, I don't want to be responsible

Master, sometimes I don't know what I'm saying

Don't be mad

I know you're having a hard time

I'll stay a little longer to help you, OK?

Forgive me

I don't need your sympathy

You took in those Mexicans as students

In case they revolt and tear down my sign

Give me a good funeral

Master

Leave! I don't want to see you again!

What's the deal, Oscar?

I've been calling you to bail my ass out of jail,

where were you?

I'm sorry, Johnny. How did you get out?

My American Express Card, dumbshit!

Look at you, what's your problem?

You look like a scared rabbit

We're in deep shit, Johnny

All our stocks dumped, we're debt up to here

Where can I go, Oscar?

The whole world knows me

You got me into this shit, you tell me!

We could go to China, you'll be a big star

You go to hell!

Thanks for getting me

the plane seat

Must you leave so soon?

Lots of places you haven't seen yet

My purpose in coming was to see my master

He tells me to leave

What reason do I have to stay?

You can't think of

one single reason to stay?

No, I can't

Think harder

No

Why don't you tell me one?

It's not the right time to say

Not the right time?

Of course not! The bus leaves soon

How about this, if you have something to say

Write me a letter after I go back

Then you can tell me everything you want to, OK?

Let's leave it at that. Bye

Goodbye

Now that we've become friends, to show you I care...

I'm leaving now

Is there something wrong with your eyes?

No, I'm fine

Remember to write!

Master

Student

Let's get our stuff and get out of here

Is that you, old man?

We got Anna all tied up, and if you wanna see her healthy again...

What? What are you saying?

Hey, come over here

Tell me what he's saying

Talk to the Chinaman

Hello

Give me that

Hello, Master Tak. Anna is with us

My master wants to see you

Hey, this dude's talking Chinese

Look, old man, if you wanna see Anna alive again?

What did you say, asshole?

You, asshole!

What? You can't say "asshole"

Anna is being held by my master

You and your student,

meet us at NRB building in half an hour

If you don't come, Anna dies

That's a kidnap!

Kidnap or no kidnap, take down the address

O. . .pen!

OK, what's the address?

1 1 00 Wilshire Boulevard

NRB Building, 1 1 00 Wilshire?

What reason? What is reason to stay?!

Ask me to say it. . . and tell me there's something wrong with my eyes

You fool, you're the one with the eye problem

if you can't see the reason!

My passport? Might be left behind

Or could it have dropped to ground?

Can anyone here drive a bus?

Thank you

Is there something wrong with the bus?

What are you doing here?

Thanks for caring

Don't worry

What's a wig doing there?

That's not a wig

Hurry and take me to get my passport. I forgot it

Why did you come in here?

There's a letter here

Letter? What's it say?

I can't read Chinese

I thought you were Chinese

It's so dark in here

Miss May, in case misfortune visits me

Please pass Po Chi Lam

onto the care of my student Jet

Signed, Chan Hou Tak

Misfortune?

Misfortune

Yes

Misfortune? What the hell is "misfortune"?

Is it good or bad?

Of course it's bad

Misfortune means something gone wrong!

Shit! Don't even know where to begin!

NRB Building, NRB Building

What?

What is it?

It's a place

Where is it? Do you know how to get there?

Of course I do!

So what are you waiting for?

Ow! Why are you pulling me?

You pulled me earlier

Why can't I pull you back?

We're finally here, we're finally reached the top!

Shit! How am I supposed to fight all these people?

You guys stay here

Be careful, Uncle Tak

Whoever defeats this old man, and brings him to me on his knees

Will be promoted to the Highest order in my school

Four

Attack in four

Fathead! You taught these guys kung-fu?

Ten.

Attack in ten

More

Attack in 1 0

Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go!

Where'd you go, stupid! Where'd you get to?

The next time you go, I'm gonna kill you

Sorry, I say, Merry Christmas

OK

Students

Uncle Tak

Master

You haven't left yet?

I read your letter and knew something was wrong

Oh, that's my will

Will? You don't have to die I'm staying to help you

Master

Student, be careful of the blondie

He's so sly. I don't know how far he'll go

I know, Master

You don't have to help me

Sit down and rest a while

Fiddlesticks!

Welcome to join my game of death

You beat him. He'll come back

I'll keep them busy while

You tell the Latinos to save Anna

Be careful. He's cunning

- We'll go and save her - Anna

Let go of the rope! Let her go!

No!

Uncle Tak

Master, are you all right?

We're all right

Come over here

Are you all right

I'm fine too

You do have something

More than you think

Three, four, five

Finished fighting yet?

Still won't stop?

So dangerous

Can't move! How am I gonna fight?

What are you waiting for? You, son of a bitch. Finish me

OK. Finish

You bastard!

Hurry and climb up!

Take care of these clowns

All right, everybody freeze!

Put your hands on your heads, hold it right there

Master

Master, it's so good to see you all

Student, we're glad to see you too

You know what, I'm going to miss you

Really?

Give me a kiss!

Uncle Tak, bye-bye

Thanks, but no thanks

Jet, you get my hat, OK?

- Thank you - Goodbye

Thanks

Bye-bye

Bye you guys, bye assholes, goodbye

Bye-bye, XO

No, Uncle Tak, no!

Sorry, mom

Hey, I hear Canada's not so bad

America is so big, I'll check it out first

That's true

But don't miss a chance for a good thing

We're not afraid to cross different seas

Under the sun, we Chinese are everywhere

I know, Master

Jet, a Master just can't imagine

you all grown up

That's why I always treat you like a child

So don't take it against me

I won't, Master

Master, you still have the price tag

on your jacket

Don't put it off

I bought it...

to see you off

In America, you can return items as long as the tag's still on

Remember,

when it's unnecessary, don't waste your money

OK. Well, take care! Bye-bye

Bye-bye

Goodbye, Master

Go now

Goodbye

Hey, your suit still has a tag too!

Don't pull it or. I can't return it

Even if I did, you can put it back on

Take care

Hurry back. Don't keep me waiting too long

Say goodbye to May for me

Yes, she had to go to a meeting

She told you to send a postcard

Tell her to work hard

Bye-bye

Bye-bye, Master

Tricky, lying to your master that you're staying in LA

What are you doing here?

Me? I couldn't think of a reason for you to stay

So I decided to go with you

No kidding?

Yes!

Then where are you gonna stay?

At your place

My place?

You're married?

No, I better check if I have my passport

Shit! Shit!

I think I forgot it

Are you sure? Hurry and check carefully

That's my underwear. Don't look

My hand still hurts

Master

Your passport's with me

I'll get you a visa for Canada!

See you later!

Are you crying or laughing?

I don't have my passport, so I can't leave

Why don't you go to Hong Kong by yourself? Bye!

Stay at a Hong Kong hotel But there might not be room!

Eat this!