1 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,816 That's pretty good, Jane! 2 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,401 Good going, Jane! 3 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,239 Thanks 4 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,205 What did you do that for, you bitch? 5 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,581 I didn't do it, you did it! 6 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,583 Don't push me! 7 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:28,670 OK, break it up! 8 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,630 Anna, get up! 9 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:30,964 That's enough, you two! 10 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,424 Get up, Jane! 11 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,135 You stop that young lady! 12 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,595 Enough, Anna. Stop it! 13 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,388 I said that's enough! 14 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,640 Now quit! 15 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,664 Didn't I tell you not to go 16 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,125 for a fight just because you're big? 17 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,168 Now you're injured 18 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,129 Hope it'll teach you a lesson 19 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,467 Now hold in the pain, OK? 20 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,136 What the hell are you talking about? 21 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,055 Will you. . . 22 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,685 Yeah, much better. Good movement in there 23 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,605 How's it feel? Don't have to close my practice now, huh? 24 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,150 Felt that one give in a bit 25 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,694 All right, thanks, doc. Good job 26 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,738 Young man 27 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,115 Don't be so rash and get into fights 28 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,409 Wait till you get to my age, then you'll know 29 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:43,078 Take it easy, then life will be better 30 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:47,040 Arm treatment, that'll be $45 31 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,501 Bonesetter, is that your son there? 32 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,879 He is my oldest student 33 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,924 I told him to come here, 34 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,134 but he refused 35 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,343 OK, whatever 36 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,638 I know I can't help him get permanent residence 37 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:05,392 So I told him to come illegally 38 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:06,894 He doesn't dare, chicken! 39 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,026 The pills help ease injuries 40 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,444 I can't understand what you're saying 41 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,615 Eat one, one day 42 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,157 Okay 43 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,451 - You see? - Yes 44 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,248 Mumble jumble. Can't understand a word he says! 45 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,043 Thanks again, I'll see you later 46 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,260 Bunch of kids! 47 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:56,318 Anna, the contest is gonna be held next month 48 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,028 You've gone too far. You're out! 49 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,489 That's not fair. I need this work 50 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,199 You can't do that! 51 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,659 Oh yes, I can! 52 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,495 You just blew your chances of entering that contest 53 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,917 Look, I can get a new janitor anytime I like. No problem 54 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,920 I'm sorry, Anna. You're history! 55 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:32,229 The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further, further. . . 56 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,656 Last year, you begged for lessons then disappeared 57 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,324 You playing games? 58 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,497 Old man, I challenge you to a fight 59 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,001 We Chinese don't challenge masters 60 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,796 This is America, not China 61 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,382 Don't waste time talking 62 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,553 Stop! 63 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,061 You want me to fight. You don't have to wreck my shop! 64 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,192 Let go! 65 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,237 No problem 66 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,621 I've defeated many masters 67 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,625 After you, I'll go to China and conquer the rest 68 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:21,982 It ain't over yet, get him! 69 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,916 Come on, hurry, let's go 70 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,892 Oh, my god! 71 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,824 Boss, they got away! 72 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,047 Hurry. Don't mind me. They're catching up 73 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,509 Shit! I already got enough problems of my own 74 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,267 Do you understand? Go to a doctor 75 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,062 Doctor, do you understand, doctor? 76 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:47,275 No doctor, me doctor! 77 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,613 Down town terminal 78 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,793 Check her out, check that woman! 79 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,088 I told you leave the old people alone. It's the rule 80 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:55,176 Check out the China man, he's got all kinds of money 81 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,344 Go! 82 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,394 Are you OK? 83 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,771 Shit! Start the car 84 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,733 Let's see if you got hurt 85 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:11,610 Stealing my things? 86 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,862 Stop! There's no money in the bag 87 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,947 They're robbing you, they took your bag 88 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,158 What's the matter? I beg your pardon 89 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,868 They're robbing this young man 90 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,785 What's she saying? 91 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,329 This lady wants to tell you, 92 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,705 you're being robbed 93 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,914 Didn't need her to tell me 94 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,294 I got the China man's stuff! 95 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,592 That crazy son of a bitch is following us! 96 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,802 Come on, look what's in the bag 97 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,346 Open it! 98 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,555 What's he got in there? 99 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,222 I never seen anybody like that! 100 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,540 Stealing my things, crooks? 101 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,042 Master, you're the baddest dude I've ever seen! 102 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,919 Please, teach us your martial arts 103 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,754 Regret your actions, huh? 104 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,841 Don't ever steal again 105 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,387 I'll let you go this time. Go 106 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,599 What're you guys doing? 107 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,270 Feel bad, eh? Regret you ever started? 108 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,272 You made me run half way around the world 109 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,441 People must've thought I was a track star! 110 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,245 I told you I'm letting you go 111 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,664 Why are you still on your knees? Get up! 112 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,417 - Master, take us as your pupils - Still at it? 113 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,554 Hello, Chinese? 114 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,347 Yes, yes 115 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,309 So good to see you 116 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,019 The moment I arrived, I was robbed 117 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,854 The crooks are funny After they steal, they give it back 118 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,440 Then they chase after you 119 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,817 What are you babbling about? Where do you want to go? 120 00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,652 Don't get in the way of my work 121 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:01,946 What? 122 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,867 Do you have an address I can see? An address 123 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,579 Here it is 124 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:14,000 This place is close-by, I'll get you there in 1 0 minutes 125 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,837 You're lucky you got me 126 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,840 Twenty years ago. I came over here just like you 127 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,427 Didn't speak English, didn't know anyone. It was hard 128 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,805 Didn't even know how to ask for directions! 129 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,808 Your meter's not working 130 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,978 It's lazy. Doesn't want to work 131 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,396 I'll hit him 132 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,023 See, it's moving! 133 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,446 Wow, your meter's going crazy! 134 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,280 Is it broken? 135 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,908 Broken, my ass! I don't want to go back to the village 136 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,244 Nothing to eat, no work, no freedom... 137 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,453 Can't even speak my mind 138 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,788 Why go back? 139 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,377 Twenty bucks should be enough 140 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,972 See? I told you it was close-by 141 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,890 What? Are you nuts? 142 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,809 Why is the meter still jumping so fast? 143 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,603 The stupid meter. Gotta teach him a lesson! 144 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,858 You trying to cheat me, fatty? 145 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:20,817 What are you doing? 146 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,112 I'm getting off. You better not charge me anymore 147 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,072 Riding like this will cost me more than a plane ticket! 148 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,408 The meter always 149 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,827 gives me problems 150 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,828 Don't worry about it 151 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,788 We're all Chinese. This ride's on me 152 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:34,956 I only have fifty bucks 153 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,959 After I find my master, I'll pay you back, OK? 154 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,377 Didn't you hear what I said? 155 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,129 You don't have to pay me 156 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:42,797 You don't trust me? 157 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,674 I'm just going to look for someone and put my bags down 158 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,967 Trust me 159 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,680 Why are you giving me all this? 160 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,766 You don't understand chinese or english 161 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,934 Why don't you learn sign language? 162 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:55,977 How are you going to survive here? 163 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,771 Here, take it back 164 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,609 You don't even understand Chinese 165 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,069 You said you were Chinese when I asked you 166 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,864 What do you think this is, a limo? 167 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,701 Shit! 168 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,234 Master 169 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,833 Jet 170 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,886 Uncle Tak, what's wrong? Are you all right? 171 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,180 I must go out for a while 172 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,057 No, don't go anywhere 173 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,684 Just sit there, all right? 174 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,697 Drink this 175 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,782 What's that? 176 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,327 Can't you pay my back rent 177 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,204 at the bank? 178 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,083 No, sorry. You're a long way from home, I can't take it 179 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,377 I can get another job easily cause I'm an American 180 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,504 It's not a problem 181 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,964 I don't need your money 182 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,633 No pay; they foreclose my shop! 183 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,012 You take it. I'm not going to take the money from you 184 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,471 I only wanna help you 185 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,433 Stop forcing it one me and drink this up, all right? 186 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,184 Cut it short. Do you wanna help? 187 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,686 No way! 188 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,605 It's all Greek to me! 189 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,544 What do you think you're doing? Trying to lock me in? 190 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,339 You better not mess with me I'll call the police 191 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,383 Hey, lady 192 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,719 We get a problem here 193 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,723 We have a problem That guy just came through the door 194 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,060 Excuse me, can I help you? 195 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,647 Did you break this down? 196 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,776 The place is off limits There's no one allowed in here 197 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,403 Do you understand me speaking? Do you speak English? 198 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,780 There's no one allowed in here this place is abandoned 199 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,574 It's my turn to speak. This is my master's 200 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,202 1 0 hours plane ride HK is far, you know? 201 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,580 Fly. You know, plane? 202 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,708 Flew to here. 1 0 hours plane ride. Head spinning 203 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,001 Made me all dizzy 204 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,171 Got up, got out of car...Stealing. Run 205 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,048 I chased. . . 206 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,133 I chased and caught them 207 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,135 Then, a big fat man 208 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,721 Chinese? Yes 209 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,391 The meter, jumping. . . 210 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,187 You understand all this? 211 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,313 Yes 212 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,981 Twinkle twinkle little stars 213 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,150 Mary had a little lamb 214 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,654 Shit! 215 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,531 You nullified my language expertise in one stroke 216 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,244 Crazy man, who are you to Mr Tak? 217 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,662 I'm his student 218 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,958 What? You speak Chinese? 219 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,543 Why didn't you say so earlier? 220 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,419 I thought you were Japanese 221 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,797 This shop has already been condemned 222 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,714 No one is allowed in 223 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,216 This is my master's shop 224 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,551 How could the police close it down? 225 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,344 He got in a fight and disappeared 226 00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,720 Fought and ran away? 227 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,889 Are you sure you have the right man? 228 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,558 Is it this Mr Tak? 229 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,561 That's him in the picture. Which one is you? 230 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,895 The cute one of course 231 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,730 Hey lady, can we take a break? 232 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,899 The letter didn't leave any other address 233 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,068 You have a letter? Our bank has one too 234 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,114 Uncle Tak took a loan from our bank to open his business 235 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,449 He's been missing for a couple of weeks I don't know what to do 236 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,411 He's only been missing for a couple of weeks 237 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,829 You didn't have to close the shop 238 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,706 But he hasn't even paid for month's rent 239 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,791 It's only last month's rent 240 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,671 One measly month's rent. Peanuts 241 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,673 We're all Chinese. Why don't you help out? 242 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,216 I've already helped a lot 243 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,427 I'm the bank's loan manager 244 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,845 I'm also his guarantor 245 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,305 If anything happens to him, I'm responsible 246 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,848 Don't worry, I'll find my master 247 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:44,807 OK 248 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,893 If you hear any news, call me, all right? 249 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:49,812 Don't you have a Chinese name? 250 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,736 Excuse me 251 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,408 Fix up the door 252 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,953 Leave the sword here, fool These things aren't even yours 253 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,543 Put it away then And don't break the sword 254 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,840 Does that guy know that kung-fu something? 255 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,432 "Earnestly looking up the sky" 256 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,771 "Remember everything in mind" 257 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,859 "On the way" 258 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,323 "I want to drink wine" 259 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,160 "Foggy road, faraway hill" 260 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,456 "Such scene is like my home" 261 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,799 "Leaves rustle in breeze" 262 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,971 "Cars hustle on road" 263 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,142 "Bridge across the sea" 264 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,356 "Seabird chirps on air" 265 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,443 "Under the flashing sign" 266 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:23,739 "Floods of crowd always make me blind" 267 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:33,666 "Man in other country. It is a long story" 268 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:42,008 "Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends" 269 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,437 "There is no other way" 270 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,692 "on road" 271 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,905 "Many crows though" 272 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:10,119 "though" 273 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,622 "I never wait but go" 274 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:17,960 "Somedays I will arrive home" 275 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:27,845 "I am proud and desperate" 276 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:36,145 "Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends" 277 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:48,657 "Man in other country It is a long story" 278 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:55,581 "Hope becomes my meaning in life It never changes and it never ends" 279 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,416 There's Master! 280 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,335 Stop the car. There's Master. Stop! 281 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:00,961 Master 282 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,256 We were looking all over for you, Master 283 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,549 Master 284 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,804 Come on, Master, we'll take you, we'll give you a ride 285 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:23,401 So noisy, like a funeral procession 286 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,072 What crazy place is this? Looks like a zoo! 287 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:30,783 Home, Master 288 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,701 Master, we cook here 289 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,453 We sleep here, Master 290 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,830 Don't call me Master anymore 291 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,081 I'll smack your mouth if you do 292 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,127 No master, no kung-fu 293 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,963 OK, Master, no kung-fu, and get rid of the bean curd 294 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,679 Oh, the hawks are here! 295 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,390 Let's get the hell out of here! 296 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,288 You sons of bitches You want to stay, you gotta pay! 297 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,915 We already gave you the blood money! 298 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,834 We've paid everything! 299 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,295 How about when we go to People Street, but all the Vietnamese take all the jobs 300 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,255 How about when we go to the Chinese restaurants 301 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,132 And they won't even give us a dish washing job 302 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,383 You gotta give us a break 303 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,218 They kick us out of every neighbhourhood 304 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,761 You're breaking my heard 305 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:37,057 We live in this neighbourhood too We don't believe in rent control 306 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,866 Kiss my toes, amigos 307 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,161 And get your greasy asses back to Mexico, you dig? 308 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,459 I don't know what you're up to 309 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,169 But all of you ganging up on those three 310 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,462 That's wrong 311 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:07,713 Let them go 312 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,131 This fool your Chinese cook? 313 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,132 Master, teach us kung-fu 314 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,842 So we can go back to our neighbourhood 315 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,303 You keep on living here, you're bound to get in trouble 316 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,055 I'm not gong to teach you kung-fu 317 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,520 Shit! We gotta save our stuff 318 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,640 Stupid Chinese! 319 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,525 Stop! This is the place 320 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,618 Let's sneak through the back door 321 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,586 What're we gonna do now? 322 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,671 Shut up! 323 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:44,119 Master 324 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,727 Thank you 325 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,232 There she is! 326 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,776 There's tons of work waiting for you 327 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,029 I want Williams' files and yesterday receipt on my desk, ASAP 328 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,032 Now move your ass and get into my office 329 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,701 Hurry up! 330 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:30,541 May 331 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,584 They all know we've been going out for some time now 332 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,044 And because we're both Chinese 333 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,214 I don't want the others to think 334 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:38,298 that I treat you favorably 335 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:41,176 It's like an ocean here, 336 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,553 with lots of sharks 337 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,138 If you don't swim fast enough, 338 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,472 you get eaten 339 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,474 Do you understand my problem? 340 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,520 Mr Lee, Miss Farghousen is here 341 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,482 Show her in 342 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,988 Now be a good fishy and swim off 343 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,284 Come in 344 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,709 What are you doing? 345 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,009 Stop fighting! I said stop it! 346 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,051 Stop! 347 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,512 Master, they got the balls to 348 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,598 Stop fighting. You three keep it up come here and try and steal 349 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,558 I'm gonna kick you all out 350 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,434 What is going on here? 351 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,351 Stop fighting 352 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:35,689 You again 353 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,691 You're breaking the law by coming in here, fool! 354 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:40,360 Why can't I come back in here? 355 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,321 Call the cops then, stupid! 356 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,326 You get in there 357 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,528 You just said that's your master's shop? 358 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:23,987 You can't find him 359 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,491 so you're staying in there, correct? 360 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:28,575 Right 361 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,499 Are you suffering from gastric pains? 362 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:36,542 Gastric pains? 363 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,627 Right above the abdomen, does it hurt? 364 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:39,586 The abdomen? 365 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,340 Something's pushing at your diaphragm and hurting, right? 366 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,133 Yes 367 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,178 Stick out your tongue 368 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,681 Stick it out all the way 369 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,517 Look up 370 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,019 You have white specks under your lids 371 00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,940 You have an ulcer 372 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,609 I'll help you massage it You'll feel better right away 373 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:03,777 Good 374 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,196 Your eyes are kind of yellow. Don't drink so much 375 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,824 I'm gonna press your pressure points Breathe in deeply 376 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,242 Inhale 377 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,580 Exhale 378 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:16,999 Inhale 379 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,044 Exhale 380 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,965 This is the gastric pressure point. Painful? 381 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:26,258 A little bit 382 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,052 Left 3 times, right 3 times 383 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,930 There is a pressure point below the kneecap 384 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,141 Do you feel any sensation? 385 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,352 Left 3 times, right 3 times 386 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:39,521 You do it yourself 387 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,275 Left 3 times, right 3 times 388 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,944 Left hand on the bottom. Right hand on top 389 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,280 Do it 36 times 390 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,282 OK, everybody 391 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,994 Get you left over your right clockwise, 36 times 392 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,246 OK, let get that bad feeling out 393 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,541 After you're done, reverse the action 394 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,501 Do it another 36 times 395 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,129 Do it like that. Switch it go counter-clockwise 396 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,631 It really feels a lot better 397 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,841 Take better care of yourself, then you'll feel healthier 398 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,051 That's really good! 399 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,345 The lady who accused you wants to drop charges 400 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,138 You can go now 401 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,481 Did you ever see this guy? 402 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,066 He asked if you've ever seen this guy 403 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,361 One second 404 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,948 I want you to tell him, we need his help 405 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,783 We have to get this man arrested in the act of fighting 406 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,243 Now he's been terrorizing a lot of people and beating people up 407 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,205 We're gotta catch him in the act 408 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,958 Tell him 409 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,794 He's terrorizing the streets Police want you to lure him out 410 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,838 so they can catch him in action 411 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,342 You tell that woman. I've never seen the man 412 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,386 She told me to look for my master 413 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:53,971 I don't have time 414 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:56,139 You tell her to help you. She's a good fighter! 415 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,891 Just a waste of time 416 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,267 Why are you so rude? 417 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,020 I get a trouble, and you don't even say thank you to me 418 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,815 My job is to look after the shop 419 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,109 If I don't, I might jeopardize my job 420 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,111 You got me arrested. Why did you let me go? 421 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,571 I felt sorry for you, and I wanted to help 422 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:12,823 Women! 423 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:17,995 Wonder how Master is hope he's OK 424 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,371 Where to find him? 425 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,499 It's just like you guys always fighting 426 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,085 You're the ones who ruin our Chinese image! 427 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,462 Who's ruining whose image? 428 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,089 You're you, I'm me 429 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,091 Nothing intimate 430 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:32,634 Let's keep the distance 431 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,012 Go look after the shop, stupid! 432 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,055 Bye-bye, see you 433 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,057 Sorry, chica 434 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,523 - Did you watch? - Yes 435 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:47,941 On sure foot! 436 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,067 Follow my example 437 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,696 Actually, a lot of people are like your Master Tak 438 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,741 With a few moves, open schools in America 439 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,784 Thinking they can get a quick dollar 440 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,787 This is a disgrace to the martial arts world 441 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,915 How can you defame my master like that? 442 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:09,546 Your master has no roots, 443 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,506 not real kung-fu 444 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,050 - Hui - Yes 445 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,218 Stand over there 446 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,387 Show him some stuff 447 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:18,638 Jump kick 448 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:20,682 Arms in defense position 449 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,559 Dragon fists 450 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,563 These few positions, you just saw are 451 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,441 but the basics of martial training 452 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,235 I can relate to your master's situation 453 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,572 Young man, I advise you to play it safe 454 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:38,241 You want to learn kung-fu? Better start anew 455 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:39,618 If you don't agree, 456 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,912 show me your good works 457 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,914 Then you'll know I'm not slandering your master 458 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,666 Challenge his skill? 459 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,087 Hui, touch without harming 460 00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:51,254 Yes 461 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,382 You guys continue to practice 462 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,384 Practice! 463 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,390 You really want me to fight? Is this a joke? 464 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,184 I'm just warning you 465 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,438 If you were white, I'd save my breath 466 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,240 Why did you backstab him? 467 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,200 You're the one who told me to hit him 468 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:22,285 I didn't tell you to strike below the belt 469 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,578 So where should I strike? 470 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:25,580 Above the waist 471 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,709 Your master told me to hit above the belt 472 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:36,508 Let go. The fight can't go on as you're holding his hand 473 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,009 Master 474 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,596 You're a failure. So you're expelled from school 475 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:42,889 Go 476 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,228 You go too 477 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,397 What are you looking at? Continue training! 478 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,399 Hurry 479 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,445 Master. Did you find your master? 480 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,072 My papers almost expired 481 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:04,119 Hey, wait, wait! 482 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:07,330 That vato from Boscoes is probably looking for some trouble or something 483 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,168 You'd better, or I'll kick his ass 484 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,836 Come on 485 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,262 That's Johnny, look! 486 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,265 It's his photo in the magazine, that's him, it's Johnny! 487 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:35,233 Just sign it to me, to Mouse 488 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,861 That's right. It's fantastic, all right! 489 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,453 Mouse, what're you doing? Come on 490 00:36:58,674 --> 00:36:59,799 Wait! 491 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,718 Po Chi Lam 492 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:20,111 Tiger, get over here 493 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,114 Who gave them permission to film in here? 494 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,367 I don't know 495 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:27,953 You don't know? Go ask them 496 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:35,210 We are here to challenge you to a match 497 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:41,675 What did he say, Tiger? 498 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,970 - They're here to challenge us - Challenge? 499 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,348 We came to challenge your skills 500 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,809 You can fight one at a time or all at once 501 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,310 It's your choice 502 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,145 You have black hair and yellow skin, 503 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,981 and you learn kung-fu from a white man? 504 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,358 Tiger, teach them a lesson 505 00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,317 Yes 506 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,720 No, Johnny, enough, enough 507 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:27,804 Stop it! 508 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,639 Johnny, enough 509 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,890 Stop it! 510 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:34,894 We have adapted our martial arts for today's needs 511 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,439 If you want to join our school, 512 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:41,359 please free to contact our receptionist 513 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:44,362 Uncle Tak 514 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,448 Uncle Tak, look! 515 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,410 Master 516 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,247 I don't know him 517 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:56,541 Master, open the door 518 00:38:56,917 --> 00:39:06,426 The lover takes off on a boat He drifts further... further. . . 519 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,136 Master 520 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:15,477 The birds heads towards a reunion 521 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:16,770 Master, open up! 522 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,772 I'll take a nap 523 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,691 Master, open the door! 524 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,239 Cut it out, asshole. You break it, you pay for it 525 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,282 Hey lady, you listen 526 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,034 Our master's famous for what he's doing 527 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:31,993 Right, Master? 528 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,578 Why are you calling me Master? 529 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:34,996 I didn't even accept you as a student! 530 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:37,332 The real master is inside throwing a tantrum 531 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,376 - See - See what? 532 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,460 Master 533 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,962 Still calling me Master? Shut up! 534 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,839 Shut up! 535 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,094 Did you know Po Chi Lam 536 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,595 was burned down? 537 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,347 The only thing left is your sign 538 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,057 If you don't come out, 539 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,934 I'm gonna take your sign and go back to HK! 540 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,565 Po Chi Lam burned? 541 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:03,983 No, but almost 542 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:05,819 You rotten kid, lying? 543 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:06,986 Master, don't be mad 544 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,197 You've been missing. The bank can't find you 545 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,825 They closed the shop and took all the herbs away 546 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,202 So what if they took it all I don't want it anyway. Leave! 547 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,495 Master 548 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,496 Stop! 549 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:21,668 The herbs? 550 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,587 Master, you're hurt 551 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:25,630 It's none of your business 552 00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:26,756 I'm sorry, Uncle Tak 553 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,174 I thought they were your friends 554 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,467 Master, you want her out of here? 555 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:30,593 Quit calling me "Master"! 556 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,262 I don't want you to call me "Master" again 557 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,513 - Master - Master 558 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:34,431 Shut up! 559 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:35,640 You shut up too! 560 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:38,476 Out! Don't any of you guys understand English? 561 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:45,400 Stop, stop! 562 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:48,653 Don't fight! Stop! 563 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:50,655 The sword! 564 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,449 Stop it! 565 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,409 They went outside to fight 566 00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:56,202 Let's guard our master, come on 567 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,704 No, you don't! 568 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,587 Master 569 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,966 You still consider me your master? 570 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,971 I have nothing left, so what's the point of you being here? 571 00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,431 We wanted to come 572 00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:18,349 but couldn't get a visa 573 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:19,476 I couldn't wait myself, 574 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,686 so I came as a tourist 575 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,063 I'm working to my bare bones 576 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,399 I went through it just for my students 577 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,360 I paved the road for them, you know?! 578 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,822 Master, we go wherever they'll accept us 579 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,324 We don't have a choice 580 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:35,783 If it were up to us to decide, 581 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,452 none of us would want to separate 582 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,871 But judging from what I see, it's not as good as they say it is here anyway 583 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:42,373 Look at them 584 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,084 They're worse off than us 585 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,670 If you're so chicken, then don't come over! 586 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:51,132 If you're having such a hard time here, why don't we go back? 587 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,927 Go back? Go back where? 588 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,180 I've been moving around since I was little I never had a steady home 589 00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,349 You tell me where to go back to 590 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:34,050 May, if we need to talk, let's talk outside 591 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,135 Don't embarrass us in front of the Americans 592 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,142 Don't bother speaking Chinese You're so full of shit 593 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:44,561 Everyone knows about you anyway! 594 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:48,022 I'm the only one who's stupid enough to believe you. Asshole! 595 00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:50,483 May 596 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,444 Who the hell are you? 597 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,697 What's he saying? Can't understand 598 00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:57,407 He said your mother smells! 599 00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:00,577 Don't, you're hurting me! 600 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,245 Oh! So you speak Chinese! 601 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,122 I thought you were a banana! 602 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,457 If I twist any harder, he's going to snap! 603 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,625 Let him snap! 604 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,460 Tell him we're through! 605 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,380 Hey rotten banana, she says you're old news! 606 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,257 Didn't you come to meet me for lunch? 607 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:16,175 No, I came to pay rent 608 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,178 I'll buy you lunch. Rent can wait 609 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,430 What about him then? 610 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,016 Snap him into a million pieces! 611 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,143 Hey turd brain, I'm gonna snap you 612 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,936 There are so many people around Don't embarrass me anymore 613 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,398 I snap. . . 614 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:31,524 Bye 615 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,947 Hey, your boyfriend's 616 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,449 a pretty rotten banana! 617 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,908 He asked for it 618 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,495 Since your boyfriend's your boss, 619 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,247 You don't have a steady job 620 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:48,833 Yeh, whatever. Life goes on 621 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,964 My car... 622 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:00,053 Hey man, stealing the car? 623 00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:01,929 Holy shit! 624 00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:12,106 Didn't think your car would be such a hot item 625 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:16,944 There's danger 626 00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:20,782 Quick! Duck! 627 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:27,080 Oh, I'm on top of you! 628 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,498 How can you think of that at a time like this? 629 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,334 Get in the car, quick! 630 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:39,801 Hey punk! 631 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,900 Your ass is mine, mother fucker! 632 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:10,998 Be careful 633 00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,343 You're Master Tak's student. I want to fight you 634 00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:23,553 He can't get away 635 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:51,414 May 636 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,040 Hurry and come down 637 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,004 Go! 638 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,799 What's the matter with you? Start the car! 639 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:03,926 My roof is ruined! 640 00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:05,970 Shit! 641 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,621 I'm always doing things I don't want to do 642 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,414 What image are you talking about? 643 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,167 Who cares? There's even a song about it 644 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:39,545 Yellow of skin, black of hair, they are descendants of the dragon 645 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,172 Dragons cannot swim in shallow water 646 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:43,883 That's why Chinese need to find new lands 647 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,718 bringing along their rich traditions 648 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:47,804 All waiting for times to get better, 649 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:50,473 then go back to their homeland 650 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,600 - Homeland? - Yes 651 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:55,645 You come out, then go back Why run back and forth? 652 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,355 If I can't adapt, I'll go back 653 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,273 - Can't adapt? - Yes 654 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,275 Well, what makes you think you can re-adapt? 655 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,819 You have to learn to adapt 656 00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:04,779 Where's my shoe? 657 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:06,030 In your hand 658 00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:07,698 Not this one. The other one 659 00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:08,908 Help me look for it, will you? 660 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,243 I think it's in the water 661 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:12,537 Is it out there? Can you help me pick it up? 662 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,123 Why bother? Just adapt! 663 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,500 Shit! 664 00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:18,668 Learn to adapt! 665 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,545 Shit! 666 00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:24,006 Silly fool! 667 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,181 Where are my car keys? Shit, I can't find them 668 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,808 We'll have to walk home 669 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:38,187 No, it's inside the car 670 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:39,772 You didn't lock the door? 671 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:40,898 No 672 00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:43,526 Hurry and open my door 673 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:47,196 Why didn't you lock the door? 674 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:48,906 I thought American cars have automatic locks 675 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,992 Of course not, silly fool 676 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,081 What are you doing? 677 00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,208 I'm learning how to drive 678 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,169 After I learn, I can drive you 679 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,883 OK. Sit over here 680 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:08,759 Come over 681 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:15,558 Start the car 682 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:17,768 Start the car? 683 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:19,103 - Yes - Sure 684 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,689 To back up, you need to be in reverse 685 00:48:21,773 --> 00:48:24,525 You're now in drive, so you'll go forward 686 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:25,526 Like this? 687 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,987 Right. But don't go so fast 688 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:28,738 Like this? 689 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,739 Don't turn to other lane 690 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:31,157 What did you say? Ow, you're stepping on my foot! 691 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,533 I'm trying to step on the brake! 692 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,162 Don't go so fast! 693 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,705 You're still stepping on my foot! 694 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:41,167 Slowly... Yes 695 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,377 That's it. Slowly 696 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,963 Watch the road 697 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,089 Look behind you too 698 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:48,966 Use the rear-view mirror 699 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,968 Not so close. You'll only see yourself 700 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,219 Look ahead 701 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:54,388 Change lanes 702 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,181 What's a lane? 703 00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:56,682 Move over that way 704 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,684 Turn your blinker on 705 00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:00,770 Look in front of you 706 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:03,314 Don't be so nervous 707 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:04,982 Don't be so relaxed 708 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,113 I've never seen you so funny 709 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,699 Watch the road 710 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:20,289 Oh shit, traffic cop! What now? 711 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,292 You don't even have a driver's licence! 712 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,753 You can go to prison for that! 713 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:26,963 Why don't we stop the car then? 714 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:27,964 How can we? 715 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,257 We're in the middle of the road We can't stop now! 716 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:32,426 How about if we switch seats? 717 00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,555 OK, but keep holding the wheel and don't move. I'll come over 718 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:38,099 Don't move 719 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:41,644 Pull over 720 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,815 How did this all happen? 721 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:48,734 You told me to hold on to the wheel 722 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:09,839 Hello, officer 723 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,007 Is there a problem here? 724 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:11,924 No 725 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,926 Would you mind to tell me what you're doing? 726 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:18,180 Uh, we just get married today 727 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:19,807 Yes 728 00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:20,808 Is that right? 729 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,518 Huh, Honey 730 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,689 And who's driving? 731 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,024 Me, of course 732 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:31,068 You woudn't mind showing me your driver's licence, would you? 733 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:31,819 Sure 734 00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:33,779 - What are you doing? - Looking for tissue to wipe my mouth 735 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,079 Here, officer 736 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:43,873 Wait right here 737 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,255 What did you say to him? 738 00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:54,258 Oh, I said I was teaching you how to drive 739 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,178 So how come you kissed me? 740 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,764 No reason 741 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,141 It's no big deal 742 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:03,768 I kiss you, you kiss me 743 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:06,270 It's just a way for friends 744 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,563 Kiss means to care? 745 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,401 I'm gonna cite you for reckless driving 746 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:13,527 That's fine 747 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:16,030 And lady, if you wanna do it, 748 00:51:16,281 --> 00:51:17,823 do it on the sofa next time 749 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,700 It's a lot safer that way 750 00:51:19,701 --> 00:51:21,077 Okay, thank you, officer 751 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,244 And have a nice day! 752 00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:23,079 Thank you 753 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:26,916 He fined you? 754 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,541 Yes 755 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:28,667 For what? 756 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:30,586 For saying the wrong things 757 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:37,343 What's going on here? 758 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:39,720 I'm trying to fill this prescription for Uncle Tak 759 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:41,722 and you guys have screwed up everything 760 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:44,892 Chica, this is our master's place! 761 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,187 So if you're going to come in here, you're going to come in here with compromise! 762 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,945 Why is the light still on? 763 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,321 The old man must be inside 764 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:58,697 But we killed the old man! 765 00:51:58,782 --> 00:51:59,740 Come on. Let's check it out! 766 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,158 Come on. Let's go 767 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,088 Let's take her back to our boss! 768 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,342 Back off! 769 00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:05,431 Are you OK? 770 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:08,100 Yes 771 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,063 Let's show you what a real man can do! 772 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:19,695 Get back! 773 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,198 Get her out of here, motherfucker, get the girl out 774 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,868 Get! Fucking dog! 775 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:57,167 Don't move. You have a dislocation 776 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:58,377 How terrible! 777 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:01,964 We're going to fight! 778 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:04,049 Anna is still out there somewhere 779 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,775 Over there. Back up 780 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,490 Anna 781 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:33,245 - Are you OK? - Anna, are you OK? 782 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:36,915 Please, it's no use! I can't practise anymore! 783 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:40,586 It'll be OK. Don't worry 784 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,505 Tell her she has a dislocation 785 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,175 I already put it back in place. She'll be fine 786 00:55:46,217 --> 00:55:48,010 Tell her not to move so much 787 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,762 - Master, you OK? - I'm fine 788 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,805 He'll fix your leg, you'll be OK. Don't worry 789 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:53,599 Here, let me try 790 00:55:58,688 --> 00:55:59,480 Anna 791 00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:09,698 You learned how to take advantage of girls already? 792 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:10,866 What do you mean take advantage? 793 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:16,455 May said in America, 794 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:17,956 A kiss means you care for your friends 795 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:21,580 Don't be so impatient 796 00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:24,208 You'll know in due time 797 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,086 Huralay, Master! 798 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,554 Hit the ball, hit the ball! 799 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:25,394 Shit! 800 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:46,540 Master 801 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:47,624 Stupid! 802 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:56,675 Son of a bitch! 803 00:59:57,969 --> 00:59:58,927 Watch out! 804 01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:40,969 Let's get him! 805 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,414 Hey baldy, my master has come 806 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,458 My master beat your master 807 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:12,459 who's been hiding 808 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,544 You're no good 809 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,880 If you dare, come out and fight 810 01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,472 Let's get the bastard now 811 01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:27,159 Officer, where are you guys? 812 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:20,212 Why is he crying? 813 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:26,343 He doesn't have a green card He's afraid he'd be sent back to Mexico 814 01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,179 Tell him to get out immediately 815 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:33,141 We must not leave this room 816 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:36,394 We have to wait till the sergeant lets us go 817 01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:53,870 Wait a moment? Were there five of you? 818 01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:57,082 One hasn't arrived yet 819 01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,127 Really? Let me share a little secret with all of you 820 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,964 I'm gonna nail that son of a bitch to wall 821 01:04:04,757 --> 01:04:09,135 I'll get him for resisting arrest, destroying public property, assault 822 01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:14,099 A few more things, kicking me in the face 823 01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:16,309 You all did a good job 824 01:04:18,145 --> 01:04:20,856 Don't worry, it's clearly an act of self defence 825 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:27,112 All I want you to do, is stick around to testify in court, OK? 826 01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:29,239 He says we can leave now 827 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:30,323 What about the one behind him? 828 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:31,449 I don't know 829 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:32,617 Let's go together and shake his hand 830 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:33,869 I have an idea 831 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,039 Thank you 832 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:39,082 Tell him to take care of his health 833 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,042 He said take care of your health 834 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:48,508 The Latinos can't hide like that forever 835 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:51,386 Hey, if Po Chi Lam can hire them 836 01:04:51,762 --> 01:04:54,097 Then after a few years, they can apply for residency 837 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,390 I doubt it 838 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,266 Why? 839 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,351 Master took in an American as a student 840 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,228 Now he hates all foreigners 841 01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:02,606 If he only knew I taught kung-fu to these 3 clowns, 842 01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,024 he'd kill me 843 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:06,443 Hiding like this is no difference from being a fugitive 844 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:07,777 There's no meaning in life 845 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,446 You'll hide just the same if you stay 846 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:10,739 Who says I'm staying? 847 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:11,948 Hiding's not for me 848 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,325 I told Master so 849 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:16,953 Master 850 01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:19,331 Don't call me Master again 851 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:21,124 Master 852 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:24,836 If you want to leave, go! Don't say I'm forcing you to stay 853 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,504 Master, don't misunderstand me 854 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:27,881 You want to act in the open 855 01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:30,467 If anything happens, I don't want to be responsible 856 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:34,054 Master, sometimes I don't know what I'm saying 857 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:35,221 Don't be mad 858 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,765 I know you're having a hard time 859 01:05:36,849 --> 01:05:38,850 I'll stay a little longer to help you, OK? 860 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:40,310 Forgive me 861 01:05:43,397 --> 01:05:44,314 I don't need your sympathy 862 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,191 You took in those Mexicans as students 863 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,818 In case they revolt and tear down my sign 864 01:05:49,153 --> 01:05:50,070 Give me a good funeral 865 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:51,446 Master 866 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,658 Leave! I don't want to see you again! 867 01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:16,346 What's the deal, Oscar? 868 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,557 I've been calling you to bail my ass out of jail, 869 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:20,558 where were you? 870 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:24,312 I'm sorry, Johnny. How did you get out? 871 01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:27,023 My American Express Card, dumbshit! 872 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:29,818 Look at you, what's your problem? 873 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,319 You look like a scared rabbit 874 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,405 We're in deep shit, Johnny 875 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,450 All our stocks dumped, we're debt up to here 876 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:39,494 Where can I go, Oscar? 877 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:40,996 The whole world knows me 878 01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,289 You got me into this shit, you tell me! 879 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,750 We could go to China, you'll be a big star 880 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:46,918 You go to hell! 881 01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:08,481 Thanks for getting me 882 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:10,483 the plane seat 883 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,694 Must you leave so soon? 884 01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:14,571 Lots of places you haven't seen yet 885 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,282 My purpose in coming was to see my master 886 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:18,700 He tells me to leave 887 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,244 What reason do I have to stay? 888 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:24,164 You can't think of 889 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,373 one single reason to stay? 890 01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:28,585 No, I can't 891 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,004 Think harder 892 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:34,174 No 893 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,052 Why don't you tell me one? 894 01:07:39,513 --> 01:07:40,930 It's not the right time to say 895 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,390 Not the right time? 896 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,684 Of course not! The bus leaves soon 897 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,687 How about this, if you have something to say 898 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,648 Write me a letter after I go back 899 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:53,109 Then you can tell me everything you want to, OK? 900 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,028 Let's leave it at that. Bye 901 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,237 Goodbye 902 01:07:58,115 --> 01:08:01,076 Now that we've become friends, to show you I care... 903 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:02,744 I'm leaving now 904 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:07,999 Is there something wrong with your eyes? 905 01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:10,668 No, I'm fine 906 01:08:11,545 --> 01:08:12,545 Remember to write! 907 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,166 Master 908 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,208 Student 909 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,507 Let's get our stuff and get out of here 910 01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:44,554 Is that you, old man? 911 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,433 We got Anna all tied up, and if you wanna see her healthy again... 912 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:49,893 What? What are you saying? 913 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:53,938 Hey, come over here 914 01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:55,190 Tell me what he's saying 915 01:09:57,651 --> 01:09:58,985 Talk to the Chinaman 916 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:00,987 Hello 917 01:10:01,113 --> 01:10:01,988 Give me that 918 01:10:03,657 --> 01:10:06,743 Hello, Master Tak. Anna is with us 919 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,162 My master wants to see you 920 01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:12,457 Hey, this dude's talking Chinese 921 01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:18,963 Look, old man, if you wanna see Anna alive again? 922 01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:21,174 What did you say, asshole? 923 01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:23,801 You, asshole! 924 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,930 What? You can't say "asshole" 925 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,807 Anna is being held by my master 926 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:33,269 You and your student, 927 01:10:35,856 --> 01:10:38,900 meet us at NRB building in half an hour 928 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,819 If you don't come, Anna dies 929 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:43,988 That's a kidnap! 930 01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:47,325 Kidnap or no kidnap, take down the address 931 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,118 O. . .pen! 932 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:54,707 OK, what's the address? 933 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,459 1 1 00 Wilshire Boulevard 934 01:10:57,586 --> 01:11:03,758 NRB Building, 1 1 00 Wilshire? 935 01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:09,639 What reason? What is reason to stay?! 936 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:15,561 Ask me to say it. . . and tell me there's something wrong with my eyes 937 01:11:16,897 --> 01:11:19,691 You fool, you're the one with the eye problem 938 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:22,026 if you can't see the reason! 939 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,867 My passport? Might be left behind 940 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:52,140 Or could it have dropped to ground? 941 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:22,587 Can anyone here drive a bus? 942 01:13:13,597 --> 01:13:15,139 Thank you 943 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:25,483 Is there something wrong with the bus? 944 01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:26,859 What are you doing here? 945 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:30,655 Thanks for caring 946 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,076 Don't worry 947 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,661 What's a wig doing there? 948 01:13:36,745 --> 01:13:37,787 That's not a wig 949 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,164 Hurry and take me to get my passport. I forgot it 950 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:05,440 Why did you come in here? 951 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,234 There's a letter here 952 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,069 Letter? What's it say? 953 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,071 I can't read Chinese 954 01:14:12,739 --> 01:14:13,781 I thought you were Chinese 955 01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,247 It's so dark in here 956 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:26,544 Miss May, in case misfortune visits me 957 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:29,505 Please pass Po Chi Lam 958 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:32,800 onto the care of my student Jet 959 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,594 Signed, Chan Hou Tak 960 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:38,014 Misfortune? 961 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:41,184 Misfortune 962 01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:42,435 Yes 963 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,855 Misfortune? What the hell is "misfortune"? 964 01:14:45,939 --> 01:14:47,023 Is it good or bad? 965 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,107 Of course it's bad 966 01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:49,859 Misfortune means something gone wrong! 967 01:14:58,285 --> 01:14:59,494 Shit! Don't even know where to begin! 968 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:03,664 NRB Building, NRB Building 969 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:04,790 What? 970 01:15:06,710 --> 01:15:07,460 What is it? 971 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:08,961 It's a place 972 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,713 Where is it? Do you know how to get there? 973 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:12,131 Of course I do! 974 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,508 So what are you waiting for? 975 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:15,384 Ow! Why are you pulling me? 976 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,011 You pulled me earlier 977 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,137 Why can't I pull you back? 978 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,599 We're finally here, we're finally reached the top! 979 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,950 Shit! How am I supposed to fight all these people? 980 01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:40,993 You guys stay here 981 01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:42,703 Be careful, Uncle Tak 982 01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:48,417 Whoever defeats this old man, and brings him to me on his knees 983 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,837 Will be promoted to the Highest order in my school 984 01:16:11,024 --> 01:16:11,774 Four 985 01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:14,277 Attack in four 986 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:35,339 Fathead! You taught these guys kung-fu? 987 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:41,304 Ten. 988 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:42,930 Attack in ten 989 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:00,740 More 990 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:02,325 Attack in 1 0 991 01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:08,205 Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go! 992 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,915 Where'd you go, stupid! Where'd you get to? 993 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,418 The next time you go, I'm gonna kill you 994 01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:14,754 Sorry, I say, Merry Christmas 995 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:15,963 OK 996 01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:27,016 Students 997 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,623 Uncle Tak 998 01:18:15,148 --> 01:18:15,940 Master 999 01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:18,734 You haven't left yet? 1000 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,529 I read your letter and knew something was wrong 1001 01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:22,905 Oh, that's my will 1002 01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:25,449 Will? You don't have to die I'm staying to help you 1003 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,209 Master 1004 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:40,089 Student, be careful of the blondie 1005 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:41,173 He's so sly. I don't know how far he'll go 1006 01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:42,633 I know, Master 1007 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:48,055 You don't have to help me 1008 01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,142 Sit down and rest a while 1009 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:52,560 Fiddlesticks! 1010 01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:02,129 Welcome to join my game of death 1011 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,298 You beat him. He'll come back 1012 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,967 I'll keep them busy while 1013 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,636 You tell the Latinos to save Anna 1014 01:20:08,762 --> 01:20:11,013 Be careful. He's cunning 1015 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:12,807 - We'll go and save her - Anna 1016 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,683 Let go of the rope! Let her go! 1017 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:17,019 No! 1018 01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:33,452 Uncle Tak 1019 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:06,819 Master, are you all right? 1020 01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:07,820 We're all right 1021 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:14,618 Come over here 1022 01:21:17,455 --> 01:21:18,455 Are you all right 1023 01:21:18,748 --> 01:21:19,623 I'm fine too 1024 01:21:29,926 --> 01:21:31,176 You do have something 1025 01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:33,095 More than you think 1026 01:21:38,351 --> 01:21:41,270 Three, four, five 1027 01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:14,697 Finished fighting yet? 1028 01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:31,880 Still won't stop? 1029 01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:56,739 So dangerous 1030 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:41,950 Can't move! How am I gonna fight? 1031 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:45,996 What are you waiting for? You, son of a bitch. Finish me 1032 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,832 OK. Finish 1033 01:25:01,971 --> 01:25:02,805 You bastard! 1034 01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:22,074 Hurry and climb up! 1035 01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:27,830 Take care of these clowns 1036 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,124 All right, everybody freeze! 1037 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:33,335 Put your hands on your heads, hold it right there 1038 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:20,340 Master 1039 01:26:30,643 --> 01:26:32,978 Master, it's so good to see you all 1040 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:35,063 Student, we're glad to see you too 1041 01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:38,942 You know what, I'm going to miss you 1042 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:39,818 Really? 1043 01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:41,361 Give me a kiss! 1044 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:51,455 Uncle Tak, bye-bye 1045 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:55,375 Thanks, but no thanks 1046 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,296 Jet, you get my hat, OK? 1047 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,757 - Thank you - Goodbye 1048 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:02,883 Thanks 1049 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:04,635 Bye-bye 1050 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:08,639 Bye you guys, bye assholes, goodbye 1051 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:13,518 Bye-bye, XO 1052 01:27:13,978 --> 01:27:16,146 No, Uncle Tak, no! 1053 01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:17,648 Sorry, mom 1054 01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:20,984 Hey, I hear Canada's not so bad 1055 01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:22,736 America is so big, I'll check it out first 1056 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:24,112 That's true 1057 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,739 But don't miss a chance for a good thing 1058 01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,324 We're not afraid to cross different seas 1059 01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:29,534 Under the sun, we Chinese are everywhere 1060 01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:30,702 I know, Master 1061 01:27:31,287 --> 01:27:32,829 Jet, a Master just can't imagine 1062 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:35,040 you all grown up 1063 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,584 That's why I always treat you like a child 1064 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,711 So don't take it against me 1065 01:27:41,172 --> 01:27:42,631 I won't, Master 1066 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,551 Master, you still have the price tag 1067 01:27:46,552 --> 01:27:47,052 on your jacket 1068 01:27:47,136 --> 01:27:48,220 Don't put it off 1069 01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:50,514 I bought it... 1070 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,267 to see you off 1071 01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:55,060 In America, you can return items as long as the tag's still on 1072 01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:56,186 Remember, 1073 01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:58,855 when it's unnecessary, don't waste your money 1074 01:28:00,650 --> 01:28:01,817 OK. Well, take care! Bye-bye 1075 01:28:02,151 --> 01:28:03,402 Bye-bye 1076 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:05,904 Goodbye, Master 1077 01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:08,407 Go now 1078 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:10,784 Goodbye 1079 01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:13,203 Hey, your suit still has a tag too! 1080 01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:15,872 Don't pull it or. I can't return it 1081 01:28:16,165 --> 01:28:18,041 Even if I did, you can put it back on 1082 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,209 Take care 1083 01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:22,212 Hurry back. Don't keep me waiting too long 1084 01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:23,630 Say goodbye to May for me 1085 01:28:23,798 --> 01:28:26,675 Yes, she had to go to a meeting 1086 01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:28,552 She told you to send a postcard 1087 01:28:28,970 --> 01:28:29,720 Tell her to work hard 1088 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:30,804 Bye-bye 1089 01:28:32,056 --> 01:28:32,973 Bye-bye, Master 1090 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:56,038 Tricky, lying to your master that you're staying in LA 1091 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,582 What are you doing here? 1092 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:02,919 Me? I couldn't think of a reason for you to stay 1093 01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:04,713 So I decided to go with you 1094 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:07,674 No kidding? 1095 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,717 Yes! 1096 01:29:10,303 --> 01:29:11,178 Then where are you gonna stay? 1097 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:16,516 At your place 1098 01:29:16,934 --> 01:29:17,768 My place? 1099 01:29:21,689 --> 01:29:22,647 You're married? 1100 01:29:23,232 --> 01:29:26,360 No, I better check if I have my passport 1101 01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:28,278 Shit! Shit! 1102 01:29:31,949 --> 01:29:33,325 I think I forgot it 1103 01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:35,619 Are you sure? Hurry and check carefully 1104 01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:42,209 That's my underwear. Don't look 1105 01:29:45,296 --> 01:29:46,171 My hand still hurts 1106 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,173 Master 1107 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:51,968 Your passport's with me 1108 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,929 I'll get you a visa for Canada! 1109 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,723 See you later! 1110 01:29:57,725 --> 01:29:58,892 Are you crying or laughing? 1111 01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,942 I don't have my passport, so I can't leave 1112 01:30:07,568 --> 01:30:09,277 Why don't you go to Hong Kong by yourself? Bye! 1113 01:30:15,034 --> 01:30:17,035 Stay at a Hong Kong hotel But there might not be room! 1114 01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:23,083 Eat this!