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There's our boy.
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Looks like he's ready
to make some TV magic.
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God help us all.
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Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV?
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Oh yeah, it's from our
new marketing budget.
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Our mobile billboard.
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It's chilly.
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Okay, let's do this,
come on, drive ahead.
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Dad!
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Dad, dad!
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Shit, take this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you, get over here,
it's freezing out here.
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What are you doing?
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I made a video for you, so did mom.
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So you're the little monkey...
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...that stole my phone, I've been
looking everywhere for it.
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Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise.
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Well, it is, sweet face, thank you.
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I love you.
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Okay, get inside, it's freezing.
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Go go go go.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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You weren't even gonna say goodbye.
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I didn't wanna wake you guys up.
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I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry.
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Be safe, okay.
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It's gotta be hard
leaving sometimes, huh?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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Bill, how long we got?
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Uh, about a seven hour drive.
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Then we take a boat to
the middle of nowhere...
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...where we leave you for dead.
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This gives me plenty of time
to further establish...
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...my dominance over my
poor younger brother here.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, I've been practicing online
so you better watch out.
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Game on.
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Whoa, that one?
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Is that really, that's the one
that you wanna move?
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I'm just saying, that's
the way you wanna start it?
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Are we gonna trash talk
each other in this game?
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It's already over.
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Smartass.
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♪ You can't survive
on just crab apples ♪
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♪ Tastes just fine to me ♪
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♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪
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♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪
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♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪
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♪ And do you live the good life ♪
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♪ Oh Hell No ♪
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♪ We got kids and a wife ♪
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♪ Oh hell no ♪
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♪ We live our life for the ride ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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All right, so, final recount.
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All right, you got four GoPros,...
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...one Blackmagic, one HTV
with night vision.
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Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em.
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I'm tired of lack of footage
'cause the lens is dirty.
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Take it, take it.
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Yes ma'am, Jesus.
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Okay, so, final location recap.
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We're gonna circle up with our guide...
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...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami.
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It's very very remote,
nothing for miles.
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There's a little hunting camp
called Bearskin Lake...
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...is the closest thing.
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Used to be a logging mill.
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Oh, apparently our guide lives there.
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Great.
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Topography?
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Plenty of lakes of rivers,
some edible plants,...
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...mushrooms, be careful.
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You eat one lousy mushroom.
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Memories of season one.
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Well, let's not have a replay of that.
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Yeah, but don't forget
to eat something gross.
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The viewers love that.
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I think you love that.
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Yeah, I do, I really do.
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But the viewers do too,...
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...and this is a new
audience for us, so.
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I think she's right.
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She's right, this is our chance...
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...to take this show really big.
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Don't you worry, buddy,
Dougie's got it under control.
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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There's a lot riding on this.
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Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job.
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Thanks for the overwhelming
confidence, guys.
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You got this, I know, I know.
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I'm feeling so, I'm feeling
the love, I'm feeling it.
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Mind the door, buddy.
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Last one in buys.
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Not too long, guys,
days are shorter and shorter.
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We gotta get out there.
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Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.
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Gonna give birth to
a calf out of my ass.
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What the, Ange?
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What is up?
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I'm just gonna talk to somebody
about where our guide is.
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All right, Bill, you do that.
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It's a nice town.
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You didn't happen
to notice a hospital...
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...on the drive in, did you?
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No, you'd be lucky to find
a bottle of aspirin here.
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That's what I figured.
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Great.
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Hey, look, man, for the record--
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I know that you're gonna go out there...
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...and you are gonna do a great job.
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We all do.
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Well, all right, thanks, Slim.
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What, you getting
all sentimental on me now?
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No, I'm not, I'm just trying
to find a nice way to say it.
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Terry, spit it out.
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Just don't fuck this up.
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Get us a real show--
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You know, no more fart jokes,...
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...no more goofball stuff
for me to cut around.
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This network show deal
might be our chance...
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...to make some real money.
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And I don't want your ego
to get in the way of the team.
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Hah.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm gonna go check on the gear.
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Good, good chat.
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Fuck me.
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Okay so, I found our guy.
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He just got his breakfast,
just says he needs a little time.
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Seriously?
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I don't think that guy's
playing with a full six pack.
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Bill, you realize,
I've gotta build a fire...
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...and a shelter before
the sun goes down.
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Yeah yeah yeah,
you wanna go talk to him?
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Ah, Jesus.
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Come on, do it, go, use
your star-studded charm.
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Get him off his ass, come on.
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You're an idiot.
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Go.
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His name is Duncan.
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Duncan?
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Yeah, that dude on the end.
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Oh boy.
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I'm Doug, Doug Woods.
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Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods.
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Are you a fan of the show?
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Would be if I had the cable.
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Yeah, there's that.
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So, you're pretty familiar
with these parts, huh?
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This your hood?
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Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't.
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So any expert advice?
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What?
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For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself?
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Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself...
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...every time I go out in the bush.
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Oh yeah, what's that?
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That if I die, a bear will
probably find my body...
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...way before any search party does.
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I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods.
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Uplifting.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.
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Duncan, Angie, Terry.
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Hey, how's you doing?
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Thank you.
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This is some engine you got here, huh?
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Oh.
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Need a shallow draw to
navigate these waterways.
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Comes in real handy in the back lakes...
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...during the moose season, eh?
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That's impressive.
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I know.
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Only the best.
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Same as always, five days
alone making TV magic,...
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...then we pick you up.
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Anything goes wrong, we
track you on the sat phone,...
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...we haul your ass out of there.
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All right?
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Okay.
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Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.
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Hey hey hey, this is
what you do, all right?
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Hold that?
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Hold that.
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All right, bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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Ow!
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Bony knuckles.
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Season three!
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch.
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A soaker five seconds in.
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Is that a new record.
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Funny.
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Please, don't start the new season...
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...complaining about a soaker.
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Well, I tell you what,...
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...any time you wanna be
the guy out here on his own,...
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...you let me know, 'cause that'd
make a great comedy show.
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Ass.
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Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.
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Hi, everyone.
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Well, here I am, in the wilderness...
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...of the Great Canadian north.
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My team just dropped me off,
and I'm completely on my own.
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I won't be seeing anyone
for another five days...
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...until they come pick me up.
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The scenario I'll be playing out...
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...is that of an amateur
nature photographer...
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...who got lost in the woods
and totally turned around.
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And as always, my producers
have packed my backpack.
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I don't know what I'm gonna get.
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So, let's see what we got in here.
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We got a hat,...
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a camera,...
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...a flash, oh, that's bright.
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I said, amateur photographer.
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Can of Amp energy drink,...
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...apple,...
224
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...Swiss army knife,
and a stick of gum.
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The first thing I'm gonna wanna do...
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...is hike into that treeline.
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Once there, I can figure out
exactly how I'm gonna survive...
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...these next five days.
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As you can see, I started
building my shelter.
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Now I'm using this large,
fallen branch,...
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...and I'm laying in these
cedar branches at an angle.
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It should keep me nice and toasty.
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And the idea here is to
make sure that we, ow, oh!
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Oh, fuck, motherfucker!
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Oh.
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Okay, let's document that.
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You see that?
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That's right under the nail.
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Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding.
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Oh, that hurts.
241
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One, two, three, oh!
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Oh, that feels better.
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And I'll clean myself up,
and get back to my shelter.
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Hello there.
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Yep, I just finished this tasty soda.
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I'm gonna show you how to
start a fire using a soda can.
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What you're gonna wanna do,...
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...grab some earth, moist dirt,...
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...and polish the bottom of the can.
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I've been doing this one
for about a half hour.
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That's right, a half hour
of constant polishing.
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I'm very good at it.
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No more fuck ups.
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What we do is we place
the can in the position...
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...so that the sun
can bounce right off it,...
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...find a sweet spot, and
let the sun do its work.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah!
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I have made fire!
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Nobody cares.
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I care.
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Aw, come on, that's cool
no matter how you cut it.
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Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera.
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All right, more wood, more wood.
265
00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:35,006
Hello, fearless leader, still alive?
266
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:36,702
Well, now that I hear
your sexy voice,...
267
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:39,390
...I have something to live for.
268
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,398
Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you.
269
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,775
Hey, pal, all good?
270
00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:47,998
Yep, all settled in, just
checking in on you guys.
271
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,535
Is that music?
272
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,030
Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop.
273
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:54,270
Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy.
274
00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:56,862
Duncan set us up in a primo spot.
275
00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:58,431
Angie was off getting beer all today,...
276
00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:00,702
..I caught two good sized
trout, reeled 'em off,...
277
00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:03,903
...now into Angie's scotch,
we're all a little drunk.
278
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,566
You know I'm sleeping
under a tree, right?
279
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,134
Nice, buddy.
280
00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:09,759
That's why you're gonna be
famous in 11 different countries.
281
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,686
From your lips.
282
00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:12,446
Hey, put Terry on.
283
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,567
Slim!
284
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,414
Hey, how's today's footage looking?
285
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,598
Pretty good.
286
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,294
Some minor fuck ups to cut around.
287
00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:30,111
Oh, yeah, that's to be expected.
288
00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:31,518
Smartass.
289
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,406
Hey, listen,
I've hiked into Gull Lake,...
290
00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,583
...I've set up a shelter,
I'm gonna stay here.
291
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,982
So pick up will be the same
as drop off, got it?
292
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,198
Yeah.
293
00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:41,950
All right, go back to
your little fancy party.
294
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:46,073
I'll talk to you guys in the morning.
295
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,167
And they're worried about me.
296
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:35,167
Something, uh--
297
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,814
Some sort of--
298
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,817
I guess it was a noise, woke me up.
299
00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:51,872
I literally felt the Earth
shake beneath me.
300
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:53,696
Phew.
301
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:58,181
There's no storm.
302
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,038
Guess it was an earthquake.
303
00:20:05,439 --> 00:20:09,112
They're rare, but they do happen.
304
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:16,531
I guess there are no aftershocks,
so, back in the sack.
305
00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:21,982
Well, it's day two on
the Canadian Shield.
306
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,095
And even with a shelter and a fire,...
307
00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:26,686
...it sure is nice
when the sun comes up.
308
00:20:26,687 --> 00:20:29,470
Now the sun will be up--
309
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:30,591
Holy shit.
310
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:37,400
Look at that, look at that,
look, up, look.
311
00:20:37,439 --> 00:20:42,270
It's like a perfect line
right down the lake.
312
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,230
Jesus, maybe it had something
to do with the sound...
313
00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:45,380
...I heard last night.
314
00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:49,088
That's no lightning.
315
00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:51,934
Well, we gotta investigate this.
316
00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:53,919
From wilderness show to detective show.
317
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,038
Follow me.
318
00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:09,343
What the fuck?
319
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,717
Look at that.
320
00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:32,511
There's something in that water.
321
00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,143
Shit.
322
00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:40,549
Looks like we've got a visitor.
323
00:21:44,382 --> 00:21:48,414
The important thing is to stay calm.
324
00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:58,630
Just back away, get out
of Mr. Wolf's path.
325
00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:08,344
Wow.
326
00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:11,710
That's a large male.
327
00:22:11,711 --> 00:22:13,695
He's getting ready to settle
in for a long, harsh winter,...
328
00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:17,054
...so, he's ready
to pack all the pounds.
329
00:22:17,055 --> 00:22:22,654
These fish here are going
to be a huge feast for him.
330
00:22:26,271 --> 00:22:27,481
That's odd.
331
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:32,959
He just walked right by 'em.
332
00:22:36,447 --> 00:22:38,911
I'd love fish tonight.
333
00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:46,009
Still, maybe that wolf
knows something I don't.
334
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,093
Better safe than sorry.
335
00:23:16,446 --> 00:23:18,911
Useless piece of shit.
336
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,630
Maybe it was a meteor.
337
00:23:25,631 --> 00:23:29,117
That could knock out the
satellite reception with Terry.
338
00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:33,958
I knew your geek facts
would come in handy.
339
00:23:36,255 --> 00:23:37,376
A meteor.
340
00:23:48,607 --> 00:23:50,750
I'm not gonna take
a chance on those fish.
341
00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:55,320
Let's see if we can
trap some small game.
342
00:23:55,455 --> 00:23:57,381
Okay, here we go.
343
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:02,430
See that?
344
00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:03,646
That right there?
345
00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:07,366
Those droppings, most likely rabbit.
346
00:24:08,735 --> 00:24:11,230
I hate to kill any animal,
but in survival conditions,...
347
00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,639
...everything's fair game.
348
00:24:12,639 --> 00:24:15,742
That big fat rabbit sure would
be tasty right about now.
349
00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:18,430
Let's see what we can do.
350
00:24:18,431 --> 00:24:20,190
Now, one of the simplest,
most effective traps...
351
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,239
...is called the figure four deadfall.
352
00:24:22,239 --> 00:24:26,462
And what you need for this
is three sticks and a big rock.
353
00:24:26,463 --> 00:24:28,733
And it's very very simple.
354
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:34,336
Put a piece of bait just on
the tip of stick C over here,...
355
00:24:34,591 --> 00:24:36,477
...our furry little friend
will crawl in...
356
00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:39,423
...all curious and hungry,
and with any luck,...
357
00:24:39,424 --> 00:24:42,021
...he'll trigger the trap.
358
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,150
And that will kill any small animal.
359
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,718
All right.
360
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,638
Now, let's set this up again
so you guys can see...
361
00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,366
...how I did it.
362
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:53,950
You take a big rock, it's
heavier than it looks,...
363
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,864
...stick A, stick B, stick C.
364
00:24:58,047 --> 00:24:59,678
You wanna make sure the
grooves and the notches...
365
00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:01,112
...all line up.
366
00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:05,695
You want a big rock.
367
00:25:06,078 --> 00:25:07,199
Ah, okay.
368
00:25:10,111 --> 00:25:11,589
Now for bait.
369
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,792
Rabbits love apples.
370
00:25:22,591 --> 00:25:23,711
All right.
371
00:25:27,935 --> 00:25:29,278
Now we wait.
372
00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:35,327
All right.
373
00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:07,838
There, don't say I never
did anything for you, Angie.
374
00:26:28,383 --> 00:26:32,952
Okay, so, this morning
I set three traps.
375
00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,261
Let's see if we got any food.
376
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,145
Oh, look at this.
377
00:26:38,302 --> 00:26:39,773
Wait for it.
378
00:26:39,774 --> 00:26:42,814
It looks like we got some food.
379
00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:45,598
I'll tell ya, it'll be nice
to get some warm meat...
380
00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:46,942
...in my belly.
381
00:26:48,223 --> 00:26:49,791
Ah, can it be?
382
00:26:57,023 --> 00:27:00,158
Two out of three, let's eat!
383
00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:39,645
So, as you can see,
I've moved away from camp.
384
00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:41,309
You don't want any dead
animals, blood or guts,...
385
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:42,782
...anywhere near where you're sleeping.
386
00:27:42,783 --> 00:27:47,198
You'd invite unwelcome guests
like coyotes, wolves, a bear.
387
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:50,109
What you wanna do is take Bugs here,...
388
00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,638
...lay him on his back like this.
389
00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:55,997
Take your knife, you wanna
make a nice, long cut...
390
00:27:55,998 --> 00:27:58,685
...from the breast all
the way down to the belly.
391
00:27:58,686 --> 00:28:01,661
Once you've made the first cut,...
392
00:28:01,662 --> 00:28:04,318
...you wanna work your
thumbs in and under the fur...
393
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:05,213
...all the way around.
394
00:28:05,214 --> 00:28:07,421
Kind of like a giant tangerine.
395
00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:10,590
Pull it apart, and when
you get down to the leg,...
396
00:28:10,591 --> 00:28:13,726
...you need to snap it,
and make a shallow cut...
397
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,069
...all the way around the paw.
398
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,759
It should all slide off.
399
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,053
Next, a nice slice right
from the breastbone...
400
00:28:21,054 --> 00:28:23,614
...down to the belly, this time
you wanna get deep.
401
00:28:23,615 --> 00:28:26,333
And that reveals rabbit innards.
402
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,741
Mmm.
403
00:28:27,742 --> 00:28:32,939
Okay, last but not least,
sorry, pal, cut off the head.
404
00:28:33,502 --> 00:28:39,104
And there you have it, sumptuous
wild rabbit ready to cook.
405
00:28:46,303 --> 00:28:47,424
Come on!
406
00:28:48,479 --> 00:28:50,942
Useless piece of shit.
407
00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,224
Can you hear me now?
408
00:29:08,287 --> 00:29:09,630
Hey, babe.
409
00:29:10,686 --> 00:29:14,717
I know things have been
really stressful lately.
410
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:17,565
I wanted to give you something
to keep you warm...
411
00:29:17,566 --> 00:29:23,166
...and cozy in those freezing
cold nights out in the woods.
412
00:29:23,871 --> 00:29:27,230
I know that you love it
out there but, just,...
413
00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,157
...be careful, okay?
414
00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:33,150
And we will be here when you get back.
415
00:29:33,151 --> 00:29:35,166
And so will these.
416
00:29:42,654 --> 00:29:43,863
I love you.
417
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,064
Yeah, I'm an ass.
418
00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:08,318
So, whatever it is, it's back.
419
00:30:08,319 --> 00:30:11,229
That's probably that wolf.
420
00:30:12,735 --> 00:30:14,174
Wolves travel in packs,
so I'd be lying...
421
00:30:14,175 --> 00:30:18,206
...if I said I wasn't a little nervous.
422
00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:26,720
Between a wolf pack and a bear,
I'd take a bear any day.
423
00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:33,118
Let's have some more food.
424
00:30:50,271 --> 00:30:53,309
So, just finished my first rabbit.
425
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,685
Delicious.
426
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,149
While I could easily eat the second,...
427
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,165
...it's probably a wise idea
to save it for tomorrow.
428
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,534
After all, my traps may yield nothing...
429
00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:03,261
...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow.
430
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,637
But I don't wanna keep
the rabbit with me here...
431
00:31:04,638 --> 00:31:06,878
...at my shelter, I don't wanna
attract any animals...
432
00:31:06,879 --> 00:31:09,470
...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there.
433
00:31:09,471 --> 00:31:11,613
So what I'm gonna do is
hang it from a high branch...
434
00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,214
...out of reach of any large animals.
435
00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:14,621
I didn't have any rope with me.
436
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,405
That's where a camera strap
comes in handy.
437
00:31:17,406 --> 00:31:19,421
It's made of a tightly woven nylon,...
438
00:31:19,422 --> 00:31:24,542
...and cut into thin strips, it
makes a terrific rabbit rope.
439
00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:26,205
All right, so I've got
my homemade rope...
440
00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:28,382
...with a stick tied on the end,...
441
00:31:28,383 --> 00:31:30,237
...and I'll try and
get it over that branch...
442
00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,792
...and hoist up Mr. Bunny.
443
00:31:35,358 --> 00:31:36,614
Oh, almost.
444
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:39,166
One more time, hang on.
445
00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:41,182
Yeah, oh, come on.
446
00:31:41,694 --> 00:31:42,621
Oh, one more time, hang on.
447
00:31:42,622 --> 00:31:44,765
Hang on, we almost got it.
448
00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:45,950
Piece of shit!
449
00:31:45,951 --> 00:31:47,069
And a three.
450
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,638
Ah ha.
451
00:31:48,639 --> 00:31:49,757
First try.
452
00:31:51,838 --> 00:31:52,959
Okay.
453
00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:02,750
All right.
454
00:32:07,775 --> 00:32:09,343
Piece of cake.
455
00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:26,333
Now, an important and
often overlooked aspect...
456
00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:29,438
...of survival is keeping
your mind active.
457
00:32:29,439 --> 00:32:32,637
The isolation and loneliness
can drive many to lose hope.
458
00:32:32,638 --> 00:32:38,105
As you know, I like to
play chess against myself.
459
00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:19,677
Okay, where were we.
460
00:34:10,623 --> 00:34:12,477
No idea what time it is.
461
00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,462
I'm guessing it's
the middle of the night.
462
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,015
The sky just opened up.
463
00:34:17,631 --> 00:34:20,510
But I am staying relatively dry.
464
00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:22,909
So is some extra bit of
firewood that I've got.
465
00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:24,190
I throw a little bit
on every so often...
466
00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:26,974
...just to make sure that
the fire doesn't die.
467
00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:28,894
I'm actually really happy
with this shelter.
468
00:34:28,895 --> 00:34:31,325
And the fallen tree, and
the pine and spruce branches...
469
00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:35,774
...as a roof, I'm gonna stay
relatively dry all night.
470
00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:40,612
I'll check in with you guys
in the morning.
471
00:34:43,647 --> 00:34:44,767
Oh!
472
00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:54,397
Relatively dry my wet, cold ass.
473
00:34:54,398 --> 00:34:58,519
Oh, I hate you guys so much right now...
474
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,694
...and your scientifically
designed waterproof tents.
475
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,862
What the fuck was that?
476
00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:20,637
A little night vision here, Terry.
477
00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:09,983
Hey, hey!
478
00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:12,254
That sucked.
479
00:37:18,718 --> 00:37:21,631
Yeah, between the rain and...
480
00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:27,960
...the wolves?
481
00:37:29,694 --> 00:37:32,061
Whatever the fuck that was.
482
00:37:32,062 --> 00:37:34,525
I didn't sleep at all.
483
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:40,542
My back is killing me.
484
00:37:41,118 --> 00:37:42,999
I'm wet, wet ass.
485
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,382
Shut up, geese!
486
00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:55,838
Why the fuck did I sign up for this.
487
00:37:56,957 --> 00:37:58,749
I hate this, I hate this
so much right now,...
488
00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:02,110
...I don't have the words for it.
489
00:38:03,422 --> 00:38:06,461
Get it together, get it together,
come on.
490
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,344
Got a show to do.
491
00:38:09,694 --> 00:38:11,261
All right.
492
00:38:11,261 --> 00:38:12,383
Fuck.
493
00:38:23,614 --> 00:38:25,661
It's day three in the great
Canadian Shield.
494
00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:27,517
My shelter served my great last night.
495
00:38:27,518 --> 00:38:30,333
It shielded me from the rain
and the heavy winds.
496
00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:32,798
On the breakfast menu
this morning, wild--
497
00:39:01,054 --> 00:39:02,308
God dammit.
498
00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,614
Come on, come on, come on.
499
00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:18,462
Come on!
500
00:39:21,022 --> 00:39:24,157
Fucking lousy piece of shit!
501
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,357
Okay okay okay okay okay.
502
00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:37,693
Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf.
503
00:39:37,694 --> 00:39:42,399
That'd have to be one
crafty fucking wolf.
504
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:47,613
So yesterday I got lucky,
nabbed me two delicious rabbits.
505
00:39:47,614 --> 00:39:51,133
Let's see if I get as lucky today.
506
00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:55,196
Well, it looks like I'm not
the only hunter in these woods.
507
00:39:55,197 --> 00:39:58,021
Yeah, most likely a bear.
508
00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:01,149
Or that wolf, came across
my track, slipped over the rock,...
509
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,836
...and just ate whatever I caught.
510
00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:09,181
Let's see if we're any luckier
with the other traps.
511
00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:12,638
This wolf's probably thinking,
it's my lucky day.
512
00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:14,845
There's food under every rock.
513
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,861
Oh, wait a minute.
514
00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:18,685
Wait a minute.
515
00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,629
Maybe he felt sorry
for me and left me one...
516
00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:24,253
...seeing as I did all the work.
517
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:32,158
What the hell?
518
00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:40,989
You ever seen anything like that before.
519
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:42,872
Yeah, me neither.
520
00:40:59,742 --> 00:41:01,757
Where's the phone?
521
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,725
What the fuck?
522
00:41:07,582 --> 00:41:10,851
Doug, you put the phone here.
523
00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:12,919
God dammit.
524
00:41:13,757 --> 00:41:15,325
I put it here.
525
00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:19,287
Okay.
526
00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:21,853
Okay, the phone's gone.
527
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,101
I'm losing my fucking mind.
528
00:41:23,102 --> 00:41:24,220
I put the fucking phone on the bag.
529
00:41:24,221 --> 00:41:25,853
I put it on the bag.
530
00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:54,084
That's not how I left it.
531
00:41:54,526 --> 00:41:58,245
Oh god, I must be losing my mind.
532
00:42:04,670 --> 00:42:08,926
So, someone's clearly messing with me.
533
00:42:11,134 --> 00:42:15,390
Rabbit, and then that scream at night.
534
00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:19,005
And the traps.
535
00:42:21,758 --> 00:42:27,357
Now the sat phone is gone and
the chess pieces have moved.
536
00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:33,368
You know any wolves who can play chess?
537
00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:38,693
There's someone clearly out here.
538
00:42:39,293 --> 00:42:41,534
I got two more days.
539
00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:43,773
That's it, I'm gonna make
my way around the lake...
540
00:42:43,774 --> 00:42:48,702
...and then I'm gonna
come up the pickup point.
541
00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:03,486
I swear to God, Terry.
542
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,357
I swear to God if this is you
and Bill and Angie,...
543
00:43:07,358 --> 00:43:09,789
...if this is your way of
teaching me a lesson,...
544
00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:13,150
...of fucking with me, oh my God.
545
00:43:17,854 --> 00:43:19,676
I will be really really really...
546
00:43:19,677 --> 00:43:23,172
...fucking pissed off at you guys.
547
00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:57,591
Son of a bitch, it's actually
a really good move.
548
00:44:00,765 --> 00:44:03,319
Fuck it can't be Terry.
549
00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:10,461
Yeah, this guy's a good chess player,
I'll give him that.
550
00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:20,639
Try and get out of that, son of a bitch.
551
00:44:37,181 --> 00:44:39,772
So, you'll have to
cut around this, Terry.
552
00:44:39,773 --> 00:44:41,373
My spidey senses are screaming at me...
553
00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:43,773
...to get the hell out of here.
554
00:44:43,774 --> 00:44:47,005
I mean, crocodiles, snakes,
bears, bring 'em on.
555
00:44:47,005 --> 00:44:49,694
But psycho mountain men?
556
00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:53,245
I have no interest in tangling with.
557
00:44:53,246 --> 00:44:54,428
I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,...
558
00:44:54,429 --> 00:44:55,645
...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,...
559
00:44:55,645 --> 00:44:57,436
...I'll try and get some
footage for the show,...
560
00:44:57,437 --> 00:45:02,724
...but, this is starting
to feel really messed up.
561
00:45:06,398 --> 00:45:08,445
So, let's assume you've been
lost in the woods...
562
00:45:08,446 --> 00:45:10,396
...for several days now,...
563
00:45:10,397 --> 00:45:11,996
...and you're confident
that a rescue party...
564
00:45:11,997 --> 00:45:13,885
...is out looking for you.
565
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:17,116
In that scenario,
you wouldn't wanna be...
566
00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:20,188
...in the dense forest,
but out in the wide open...
567
00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:25,566
...where you'd have a greater
chance of being seen.
568
00:45:54,141 --> 00:45:57,020
This will serve as an ideal
spot for my next camp.
569
00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,621
Just on top of the ridge
there is an open area...
570
00:45:58,622 --> 00:45:59,869
...that's clearly visible
from the sky...
571
00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:01,789
...as well as the surrounding lakes.
572
00:46:01,790 --> 00:46:05,149
And this rock face will serve
as a good shelter...
573
00:46:05,150 --> 00:46:07,324
...to shield me from
the wind and the rain.
574
00:46:07,325 --> 00:46:09,469
Now we just have to
make it a little cozier.
575
00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:11,262
Let's get to it.
576
00:46:18,270 --> 00:46:20,317
Home sweet home.
577
00:46:20,318 --> 00:46:22,916
Welcome to my new camp.
578
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:27,005
Let's go scrounge up some food...
579
00:46:27,006 --> 00:46:30,749
...now that we've got our fire going.
580
00:46:45,693 --> 00:46:48,382
See any fish down there?
581
00:46:51,101 --> 00:46:52,223
Okay.
582
00:46:58,142 --> 00:47:00,316
So here I am at the creek,...
583
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:03,741
...which is not only
my new water source,...
584
00:47:03,742 --> 00:47:07,964
...this is also a great spot
for finding local food.
585
00:47:07,965 --> 00:47:12,445
Small fish, crayfish, frogs,
anything buggy.
586
00:47:32,861 --> 00:47:34,563
Recognize this?
587
00:47:39,677 --> 00:47:44,029
So I'm not alone out here
I guess, I got a fan.
588
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,124
Oh, this is a great spot
for you guys to drop me.
589
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:51,645
And the mystery of the
missing cell phone is solved.
590
00:47:51,646 --> 00:47:54,525
And buddy decided to take it apart.
591
00:47:54,526 --> 00:47:57,532
Well, at least I know
I'm not going crazy.
592
00:47:57,533 --> 00:48:00,535
This is starting to feel--
593
00:48:36,445 --> 00:48:37,565
Jesus.
594
00:48:41,693 --> 00:48:43,868
Are you seeing this?
595
00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:19,645
What the fuck?
596
00:49:24,926 --> 00:49:27,255
I didn't set that up.
597
00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:30,838
I didn't set that up.
598
00:49:37,054 --> 00:49:38,172
Check.
599
00:49:43,421 --> 00:49:44,855
Hey, asshole!
600
00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:53,853
I know you're out there!
601
00:49:55,069 --> 00:49:59,326
Well, I like your fucking chess moves!
602
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:18,525
Fucker.
603
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:03,766
So I set a three camera
security perimeter.
604
00:51:12,701 --> 00:51:14,588
Asshole sets one foot
in this camp, smile,...
605
00:51:14,589 --> 00:51:17,411
...you're on fucking camera.
606
00:51:45,373 --> 00:51:46,628
Oh fuck me.
607
00:51:49,021 --> 00:51:50,142
Oh fuck.
608
00:51:54,973 --> 00:51:57,692
Who's idea was northern Ontario?
609
00:51:57,693 --> 00:51:58,902
Huh, Terry?
610
00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:05,757
Why couldn't it have been
Bahamas or Santa Barbara?
611
00:52:06,717 --> 00:52:11,734
Surviving Santa Barbara,
I'd watch that show.
612
00:52:21,437 --> 00:52:22,716
I'm famished.
613
00:52:22,717 --> 00:52:25,596
I haven't eaten anything today.
614
00:52:25,597 --> 00:52:26,780
I'm gonna turn in early...
615
00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:30,947
...and wake up and try
and find some food.
616
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:39,517
I'll try and make it
something gross for you, Bill.
617
00:52:56,349 --> 00:52:57,603
Good night.
618
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,724
Someone was in my camp last night.
619
00:54:18,461 --> 00:54:22,583
They tilted the fucking cameras down.
620
00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:32,828
Ah no no.
621
00:54:32,829 --> 00:54:36,279
That's it, that's it, I'm done.
622
00:54:36,861 --> 00:54:40,669
I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry.
623
00:54:41,212 --> 00:54:43,140
This is bullshit.
624
00:54:45,565 --> 00:54:48,349
Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors,
and the fucking animals,...
625
00:54:48,349 --> 00:54:51,484
...and the weather, but
I can't deal with a fucking...
626
00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:55,132
...psycho, chess playing
lumberjack, Terry.
627
00:54:55,133 --> 00:54:57,468
I'm done, it's over.
628
00:54:57,469 --> 00:54:59,036
You're gonna have
to cut this together...
629
00:54:59,037 --> 00:55:00,764
...and make it look like
five days in post.
630
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:03,132
I'm gathering my fucking equipment...
631
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,748
...and I'm fucking getting
the fuck out of here, all right?
632
00:55:06,749 --> 00:55:08,900
This is ridiculous.
633
00:55:10,142 --> 00:55:11,260
Fuck you!
634
00:55:12,957 --> 00:55:14,749
Fucking asshole.
635
00:55:36,254 --> 00:55:39,298
All right, guys, that's it.
636
00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:44,379
As soon as I'm done here
I'll pack up all my gear.
637
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,293
Come to scoop me up, okay?
638
00:55:47,901 --> 00:55:50,499
It's the best I can do.
639
00:55:50,813 --> 00:55:53,692
This one's for you, little bro.
640
00:56:03,549 --> 00:56:06,140
Well, I've survived five days here...
641
00:56:06,141 --> 00:56:08,060
...in the forests of northern Canada.
642
00:56:08,061 --> 00:56:10,684
While the wilderness can be
hash and unforgiving,...
643
00:56:10,685 --> 00:56:11,964
...it can also provide you with...
644
00:56:11,965 --> 00:56:14,428
...all the necessary elements
for survival.
645
00:56:14,429 --> 00:56:16,348
I've moved myself to an elevated spot...
646
00:56:16,349 --> 00:56:18,140
...with an open area above me,...
647
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,284
...and I've thrown some fresh
pine and spruce needles...
648
00:56:20,285 --> 00:56:21,692
...on my fire.
649
00:56:21,693 --> 00:56:24,955
That'll create a smoke signal
that's visible for miles.
650
00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:28,451
And then, the help will arrive.
651
00:56:31,485 --> 00:56:33,757
You hear that, help will arrive,...
652
00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:37,244
...so hurry up, guys, get off your
lazy asses and come get me.
653
00:56:39,485 --> 00:56:41,275
All right, enough is enough.
654
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:42,844
Enough is enough.
655
00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:44,444
God dammit!
656
00:56:44,445 --> 00:56:46,684
Duncan, is that you?
657
00:56:47,581 --> 00:56:49,659
I know you're out here, come on!
658
00:57:35,229 --> 00:57:37,917
What the, what the fuck?
659
00:57:40,477 --> 00:57:43,031
Okay, get dry, get dry.
660
00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:54,595
Okay, okay, okay.
661
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,075
Okay, okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.
662
00:58:04,093 --> 00:58:05,214
Okay.
663
00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:11,292
Gotta get to base camp,
take things from there.
664
00:58:11,293 --> 00:58:12,860
You can do it.
665
00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:15,927
Okay, okay, okay.
666
00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,364
Two, three, come on.
667
00:59:24,797 --> 00:59:25,918
Base camp.
668
01:00:11,516 --> 01:00:13,174
Ah, fuck, fuck.
669
01:00:39,805 --> 01:00:40,925
Terry?
670
01:02:10,621 --> 01:02:12,502
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
671
01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:22,941
Guys?
672
01:02:25,884 --> 01:02:27,228
Bill? Angie?
673
01:02:28,861 --> 01:02:29,980
Terry!
674
01:02:39,676 --> 01:02:40,798
Terry?
675
01:02:49,085 --> 01:02:50,205
Guys?
676
01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,853
Terry!
677
01:03:29,948 --> 01:03:31,382
Terry? Terry?
678
01:03:31,868 --> 01:03:32,988
It's me, buddy.
679
01:03:32,988 --> 01:03:36,572
It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here.
680
01:03:36,956 --> 01:03:37,948
I'm gonna go to the tent,
I'm gonna get the med kit,...
681
01:03:37,949 --> 01:03:40,220
...I'll be right back, okay?
682
01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:43,221
Hang in there, you hold on.
683
01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:44,508
Run.
684
01:03:50,749 --> 01:03:54,171
Mayday, mayday,
this is an emergency, over.
685
01:03:57,692 --> 01:04:01,949
Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help.
686
01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:04,887
Can anyone read me, over.
687
01:04:05,853 --> 01:04:07,611
We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake.
688
01:04:07,612 --> 01:04:11,421
We need an emergency medical evac.
689
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:15,830
Please read me, over.
690
01:04:16,796 --> 01:04:18,012
Do you read me!
691
01:04:18,013 --> 01:04:20,763
There are people dying, over!
692
01:04:56,764 --> 01:04:57,885
Fuck.
693
01:08:05,724 --> 01:08:11,010
I don't know who I'm filming
this for any more.
694
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:16,321
I figure maybe someone should know.
695
01:08:23,485 --> 01:08:27,068
Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead.
696
01:08:34,428 --> 01:08:37,979
I'm pretty sure I killed
the thing that did it,...
697
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:40,803
I don't know what it was.
698
01:08:45,532 --> 01:08:49,564
I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere.
699
01:08:53,532 --> 01:08:56,220
In case I don't make it,...
700
01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:08,092
...Jo, I knew the first
I saw you, I was a goner.
701
01:09:12,445 --> 01:09:15,939
I could survive the North Pole,...
702
01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:21,467
...but I was no match for that smile.
703
01:09:29,308 --> 01:09:30,966
Holly, my baby.
704
01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:41,596
My baby girl, I love you,
I love you so much...
705
01:09:42,908 --> 01:09:44,923
...it hurts my heart.
706
01:10:08,956 --> 01:10:12,410
Video message to daddy, take one.
707
01:10:12,411 --> 01:10:14,715
Hi, daddy, I just wanted
to say I love you...
708
01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:16,219
...and I'll miss you.
709
01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:18,811
Don't be afraid, because
I know you're the bravest...
710
01:10:18,812 --> 01:10:24,412
...and the strongest, and that
you're coming home soon.
711
01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:44,309
Okay, Doug...
712
01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,193
How do we get home?
713
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,131
Bearskin Lake.
714
01:11:23,132 --> 01:11:25,730
That's where Duncan is.
715
01:11:25,788 --> 01:11:27,714
That's 20 clicks.
716
01:11:28,828 --> 01:11:29,949
Six hours.
717
01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:02,333
Fuck.
718
01:12:10,556 --> 01:12:12,482
Go with your gut.
719
01:12:49,563 --> 01:12:50,685
Duncan.
720
01:12:53,372 --> 01:12:54,492
Duncan!
721
01:12:57,212 --> 01:12:59,229
Duncan, thank god.
722
01:13:02,844 --> 01:13:03,964
Duncan?
723
01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:07,677
Holy shit!
724
01:13:16,988 --> 01:13:18,108
Oh shit.
725
01:13:23,581 --> 01:13:24,833
Fuck, fuck.
726
01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:48,091
At this point we can't
say with any accuracy...
727
01:13:48,092 --> 01:13:51,547
...what the scope of the attack is.
728
01:13:51,548 --> 01:13:54,043
The initial global air attack...
729
01:13:54,044 --> 01:13:57,276
...targeted the world's largest
and most densely populated...
730
01:13:57,277 --> 01:14:00,251
...cities and military installations.
731
01:14:00,252 --> 01:14:03,803
New York, Los Angeles,
London, Mumbai, Beijing.
732
01:14:03,804 --> 01:14:04,924
Get down!
733
01:14:06,204 --> 01:14:08,059
Now, the initial global attack
only lasted...
734
01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:11,514
...97 minutes, but it managed
to cripple most of the world,...
735
01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:14,587
...communication, infrastructure.
736
01:14:14,588 --> 01:14:19,963
All we know is that the attack
is of unknown origin.
737
01:14:19,964 --> 01:14:21,980
Not of this world.
738
01:14:22,364 --> 01:14:23,834
Now, the last reports we had...
739
01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:27,036
...were that several alien
aircraft were shot down...
740
01:14:27,036 --> 01:14:29,435
...by northern military defense forces.
741
01:14:29,436 --> 01:14:32,411
Authorities have been
pleading with people...
742
01:14:32,412 --> 01:14:35,643
...to get as far away from the densely
populated urban centers,...
743
01:14:35,644 --> 01:14:38,203
...to get as far away
from them as possible.
744
01:14:38,204 --> 01:14:43,643
And if you managed to escape,
and if you can hear me,...
745
01:14:43,644 --> 01:14:47,963
...if you're out there,
if you're out there, good luck.
746
01:14:56,828 --> 01:14:58,306
Major cities.
747
01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,060
Jo.
748
01:15:01,404 --> 01:15:03,803
At this point we can't say
with any accuracy...
749
01:15:03,804 --> 01:15:07,388
...what the scope of the attack is.
750
01:15:07,484 --> 01:15:09,883
The initial global
air attack targeted...
751
01:15:09,884 --> 01:15:12,475
...the largest and
most densely populated--
752
01:15:12,476 --> 01:15:14,805
You gotta be alive.
753
01:15:20,828 --> 01:15:22,939
These will me to the channels.
754
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:24,443
I'll have to figure it out from there.
755
01:15:24,444 --> 01:15:25,723
Hey!
756
01:15:25,724 --> 01:15:26,844
Duncan?
757
01:15:28,284 --> 01:15:31,194
What they hell are you doing in my boat?
758
01:15:31,195 --> 01:15:33,531
It's me, Doug Woods.
759
01:15:33,532 --> 01:15:35,994
Where's the rest of your crew?
760
01:15:35,995 --> 01:15:37,754
They're all dead.
761
01:15:37,755 --> 01:15:39,131
Dead?
762
01:15:39,132 --> 01:15:40,827
What the hell's going on?
763
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,587
I don't have time to explain,
just get on the boat...
764
01:15:42,588 --> 01:15:44,219
...and we'll talk while we're moving.
765
01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:45,467
Mr. Woods.
766
01:15:45,468 --> 01:15:47,514
I really need you to get out of my boat.
767
01:15:47,515 --> 01:15:48,540
Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,...
768
01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:50,491
...just get on the fucking boat.
769
01:15:50,492 --> 01:15:51,258
You can just--
770
01:15:54,428 --> 01:15:55,548
Fuck.
771
01:16:44,636 --> 01:16:45,756
Checkmate.
772
01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:23,387
♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪
773
01:18:23,388 --> 01:18:26,043
♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪
774
01:18:26,044 --> 01:18:30,524
♪ Deep inside the hills ♪
775
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:36,539
♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely,
the lonely gunman ♪
776
01:18:37,275 --> 01:18:41,307
♪ Counting up his kills ♪
777
01:18:41,308 --> 01:18:44,264
♪ Oh yeah ♪
778
01:18:53,532 --> 01:18:56,634
♪ When he was young
he dreamed of a life ♪
779
01:18:56,635 --> 01:18:59,514
♪ Of growing old and happy ♪
780
01:18:59,515 --> 01:19:03,772
♪ But he was so naive ♪
781
01:19:04,764 --> 01:19:07,866
♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪
782
01:19:07,867 --> 01:19:10,746
♪ Pull the trigger ♪
783
01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:14,874
♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪
784
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,563
♪ Oh no ♪
785
01:19:21,563 --> 01:19:27,035
♪ He's come to terms
with a life spent alone ♪
786
01:19:27,036 --> 01:19:32,379
♪ No room for love in
a heart made of stone ♪
787
01:19:32,379 --> 01:19:36,794
♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪
788
01:19:36,795 --> 01:19:42,441
♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪
789
01:20:06,492 --> 01:20:10,106
♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪
790
01:20:10,107 --> 01:20:12,603
♪ And he was happy ♪
791
01:20:12,604 --> 01:20:17,665
♪ With a woman soft and kind ♪
792
01:20:17,787 --> 01:20:20,826
♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪
793
01:20:20,827 --> 01:20:23,579
♪ And pulled the trigger ♪
794
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:27,419
♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪
795
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:30,376
♪ Oh yeah ♪
796
01:20:40,155 --> 01:20:43,259
♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes ♪
797
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:46,171
♪ Of the lives he's taken ♪
798
01:20:46,172 --> 01:20:51,386
♪ As they were making
their last stands ♪
799
01:20:51,387 --> 01:20:54,299
♪ There is no amount of time ♪
800
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:57,146
♪ That can wash away ♪
801
01:20:57,147 --> 01:21:01,531
♪ The blood from his hands ♪
802
01:21:01,532 --> 01:21:04,354
♪ Oh no ♪
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