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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:26,071 --> 00:03:28,403 Boy with ringlets. 2 00:03:31,643 --> 00:03:34,135 Man with tattoos. 3 00:03:36,048 --> 00:03:38,016 Girl on... 4 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,713 a leash? 5 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,688 Man, if my parents ever tried 6 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,749 putting me in one of those things, 7 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,521 I'd trade them in. 8 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,258 This kid looks like she can roll over and fetch. 9 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,457 I learn everything I can 10 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,662 and I write down everything I see. 11 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,934 Golly says if I want to be a writer 12 00:03:57,973 --> 00:03:59,702 then I'd better start now. 13 00:04:01,944 --> 00:04:05,210 Which is why I am a spy. 14 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,881 Lady with a purse. 15 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:16,893 Man with... 16 00:04:16,927 --> 00:04:19,521 her wallet. 17 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,156 Oh, help! 18 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:22,928 Please! 19 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:26,192 Stop him! 20 00:04:26,238 --> 00:04:27,637 Stop him! 21 00:04:40,554 --> 00:04:42,852 Quack 22 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,916 Quack, quack 23 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,426 Quack 24 00:04:46,461 --> 00:04:49,089 Quack, quack 25 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:51,496 And... done. 26 00:04:55,371 --> 00:04:57,271 What is it? 27 00:04:57,306 --> 00:04:58,273 It's Nanomichi. 28 00:04:58,307 --> 00:05:00,401 You know, the god of storm and thunder. 29 00:05:00,444 --> 00:05:02,378 - Cool, huh? - Okay, come on, hurry up 30 00:05:02,412 --> 00:05:03,379 before it dries. 31 00:05:03,413 --> 00:05:04,380 - Yeah. - Yeah. 32 00:05:04,414 --> 00:05:05,904 Okay, ready? 33 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:07,211 Here, give me your foot. 34 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,718 The secret tattoo. 35 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,653 My best friends Sport, Janie and I thought 36 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:13,554 we should be blood buddies. 37 00:05:13,591 --> 00:05:15,957 But this was so much less painful. 38 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,461 Just remember the rule. 39 00:05:20,499 --> 00:05:23,491 If anyone sees the secret tattoo... 40 00:05:23,535 --> 00:05:25,970 ...swift and painful death. 41 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,814 It's... starting. 42 00:05:40,455 --> 00:05:43,356 Here comes... 43 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:47,760 nice Marion Hawthorne. 44 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:49,092 It's happening. 45 00:05:49,132 --> 00:05:51,225 I can feel it happening. 46 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:52,666 Good Lord. 47 00:05:52,702 --> 00:05:54,727 It's the dreaded Hawthorne effect. 48 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,171 Oh. 49 00:06:03,213 --> 00:06:05,705 Good morning, Janie, Simon... 50 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,683 and Harriet. 51 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:11,112 Harri... et! 52 00:06:11,156 --> 00:06:14,024 I got to get to class. 53 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:15,856 See ya. 54 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:17,954 See you guys in a few. 55 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,762 Sixth grade. 56 00:06:24,271 --> 00:06:29,710 All the usual suspects are back in action. 57 00:06:29,744 --> 00:06:33,544 First of all there's Rachel Hennessy, 58 00:06:33,581 --> 00:06:35,742 Marion's second in command. 59 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:39,218 The only thing more pathetic than being Marion Hawthorne 60 00:06:39,254 --> 00:06:42,746 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne. 61 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:46,857 Pinky Whitehead, 62 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,887 the human fish belly. 63 00:06:48,932 --> 00:06:51,298 If Janie's theory is right, then Pinky's DNA 64 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:54,168 was combined with a pint of vanilla yogurt at birth. 65 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,799 Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool... 66 00:06:58,442 --> 00:07:00,877 'cause she spent her summer vacation growing boobs. 67 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,574 Laura Peters looks like someone pinched her face 68 00:07:06,618 --> 00:07:08,951 and it stuck that way. 69 00:07:08,988 --> 00:07:11,422 The boy with purple socks. 70 00:07:11,457 --> 00:07:13,550 A man of mystery. 71 00:07:13,593 --> 00:07:15,527 He never talks. 72 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,725 If I were known only by my footwear, 73 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,699 I'd hang myself. 74 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:24,466 Beth Ellen Hansen always looks like she's about to cry. 75 00:07:24,505 --> 00:07:26,871 I wish someone would just kick her 76 00:07:26,908 --> 00:07:28,398 and get it over with. 77 00:07:30,078 --> 00:07:32,877 And then of course, there's our teacher... 78 00:07:32,915 --> 00:07:34,348 Miss Elson. 79 00:07:34,383 --> 00:07:36,647 She's nice, and polite. 80 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:39,381 I bet one day she goes on a psycho killing spree, 81 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:41,185 and all her neighbors will say... 82 00:07:41,224 --> 00:07:43,215 "She was nice and polite." 83 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:47,094 Well, from what your last two teachers tell me, 84 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:49,998 it looks like d�ja vu all over again. 85 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:59,174 It's time to vote for a sixth grade class president. 86 00:07:59,211 --> 00:08:03,113 And for the third year in a row... 87 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:06,243 we're down to our final two nominees, 88 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,983 and they are Harriet Welsch 89 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,084 and Marion Hawthorne. 90 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:16,858 And so, as you may know, 91 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,833 the duties of the class president include 92 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:24,202 taking attendance, reporting bad behavior 93 00:08:24,239 --> 00:08:30,509 and best of all, editing the sixth grade newspaper. 94 00:08:32,782 --> 00:08:35,046 And now we vote. 95 00:08:36,453 --> 00:08:39,980 Marion Hawthorne... again. 96 00:08:40,023 --> 00:08:42,856 Three years in a row. 97 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:46,261 You know what? I think I'll invent a poison. 98 00:08:46,297 --> 00:08:47,286 A really good, 99 00:08:47,332 --> 00:08:49,459 clean, untraceable poison. 100 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,967 One that fries your brains 101 00:08:51,002 --> 00:08:53,471 and makes all your bodily fluids boil at once. 102 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:54,767 - Could you? - Check it out. 103 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:57,205 One day I'd be like, "Oh, hi, Marion. 104 00:08:57,242 --> 00:08:59,233 "Oh, no, I'm not finishing this soda." 105 00:08:59,278 --> 00:09:00,439 And she'd be like... 106 00:09:06,986 --> 00:09:08,921 I'm serious. 107 00:09:08,956 --> 00:09:10,583 Any of you guys want to come over? 108 00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:11,682 I got to get home. 109 00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:13,557 If my amoebas start incubating, 110 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,425 they really stink up the house. 111 00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:16,590 Harriet? 112 00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:18,599 Sorry. Spy time. 113 00:09:50,869 --> 00:09:53,133 Spy route. 114 00:09:53,171 --> 00:09:55,002 Harrison Withers' place. 115 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,201 Higher altitude, lower risk. 116 00:09:57,243 --> 00:09:58,642 But always a show. 117 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:06,976 Yeah, everybody's gonna have some grease today... 118 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:12,323 All right, now, Jelly Roll. Yeah. 119 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,885 Lady Day 120 00:10:14,929 --> 00:10:18,387 Come what may, whatever you say 121 00:10:18,432 --> 00:10:20,298 We all gonna have a good time 122 00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:22,496 A little bit for you, Satchmo 123 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,028 You, Bessie 124 00:10:24,072 --> 00:10:26,472 And how 'bout you, Jelly Roll? 125 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:29,740 Golly says, people who love work love life. 126 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:30,939 Dizzy, Dizzy 127 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:32,811 I like Harrison Withers, 128 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,545 'cause he's a guy that loves both. 129 00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,645 Scooby dah... 130 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,519 Scooby-dooby, du-day 131 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:41,787 Okay, that's it. 132 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:47,831 Curiously, Harrison lives 133 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,458 for his cats. 134 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,732 Wow! Birdland. 135 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:56,698 But his work is for the birds. 136 00:10:59,813 --> 00:11:01,974 Charlie Parker. 137 00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:04,575 Yardbird. 138 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:08,521 In any case, his cages are the most beautiful 139 00:11:08,556 --> 00:11:09,887 I've ever seen. 140 00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:42,321 It's him. 141 00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:44,829 The Health Department has it in for Harrison, 142 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:47,091 'cause they say he's got too many cats. 143 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,828 I know, I know. 144 00:11:49,903 --> 00:11:53,964 Too bad for them, Harrison has a system. 145 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:56,602 See a hat, don't be home. 146 00:11:56,644 --> 00:11:59,875 No hat, no problem. 147 00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:05,942 Another score for the cat fan. 148 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,698 Hey. 149 00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:20,794 Hey. 150 00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:22,202 Want some necklace? 151 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,469 How about you, man? 152 00:12:24,508 --> 00:12:26,738 Ew. You got it all spitty. 153 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,609 Tastes better that way. 154 00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:29,806 Good. 155 00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,815 Hey, Harriet, what are you writing? 156 00:12:31,849 --> 00:12:32,975 Notes. 157 00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:34,314 Can we read them? 158 00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:36,480 Can you read this? 159 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,489 Okay, okay. 160 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,512 I just wanted to know 161 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,457 why you're always writing like a maniac. 162 00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,483 I want to remember everything. 163 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,258 I want to know everything. 164 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,696 Well, you must realize, Harriet, 165 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,723 knowing everything won't do you a bit of good 166 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,826 unless you use it to put beauty in this world. 167 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,098 True or false? 168 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:51,832 True. 169 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,839 Of course it is. 170 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,272 Harriet, your mother called. 171 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:55,468 She's going to be late. 172 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,635 Come on, Sport, Janie. 173 00:12:56,677 --> 00:12:58,304 I'll have you home before dinner. 174 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:00,212 Golly always takes us places. 175 00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:03,217 She sees things other people barely notice. 176 00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:07,689 She's my nanny and... well, she's Golly. 177 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,282 Okay, survey of the day. 178 00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:10,724 Today's question is: 179 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,660 What wouldn't you eat for a million dollars? 180 00:13:12,695 --> 00:13:14,595 Bratwurst. 181 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:15,598 Sport? 182 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:18,965 Um... camel boogers, dried roadkill, 183 00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,766 and my dad's meatloaf. 184 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:21,964 Janie? 185 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:28,671 It's the last day of summer. 186 00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,738 Sad but true. 187 00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:33,149 Au revoir, monsieur soleil. 188 00:13:33,185 --> 00:13:34,812 Farewell! 189 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:35,819 So long, bye-bye. 190 00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:36,820 Sayonara! 191 00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:39,154 - Good-bye... - We're here. 192 00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:45,829 Is this a garden? 193 00:13:45,899 --> 00:13:46,832 What a place! 194 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:47,833 What is this? 195 00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,062 Golly, what's that? 196 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,095 That's Mrs. W., a very good friend of mine. 197 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,402 Kind of unusual. 198 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,410 You know, there are as many ways to live 199 00:13:55,444 --> 00:13:56,843 as there are people in this world. 200 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,312 And each one deserves a closer look. 201 00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:01,179 Welcome! 202 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,410 Come on in. 203 00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:03,419 Hi. 204 00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:04,420 - Hi. - Hi. 205 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:05,682 Hi. 206 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,781 Look around. 207 00:14:07,857 --> 00:14:09,552 Have fun. 208 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,263 Whoa! Awesome! 209 00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:22,164 Bop, bop, bop, bop! 210 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:32,480 Do-wat, do-wat, do-wat 211 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:33,883 I'm goin'! 212 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:42,026 Ooh. 213 00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:56,476 I'm goin'! 214 00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:04,445 Hey, you guys... 215 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,980 what do you say I propose a toast? 216 00:15:07,024 --> 00:15:09,458 Come on. 217 00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,560 Oh... go away. 218 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,568 Say it quick, before it stops fizzing. 219 00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:19,093 Shake it up, take a sip, and wish for what you want 220 00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:20,105 most in the world. 221 00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:21,606 Okay. 222 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,007 I want to replicate my own DNA 223 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,772 and win the Nobel Peace Prize. Yeah. 224 00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:28,481 Oh! 225 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:29,641 Very good, Janie. 226 00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:30,707 Okay, shake it up, Sport. 227 00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:31,740 Shake it up. 228 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:33,377 I want to play more baseball games 229 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,512 than Cal Ripkin, Jr. 230 00:15:34,555 --> 00:15:35,852 Oh, yeah! 231 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,952 And get filthy rich doing it. 232 00:15:38,994 --> 00:15:39,983 Oh, yeah! 233 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:42,826 Shake it, Harriet. 234 00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,489 I want to see the whole world 235 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,525 and I want to write down everything. 236 00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:56,574 Harriet, slow down. 237 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:59,173 That's very impressive. 238 00:15:59,216 --> 00:16:00,410 Harriet? 239 00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:02,453 I'm goin'! 240 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:03,579 That's good, Harriet. 241 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:04,986 That's very pretty, isn't it, Janie? 242 00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:06,012 Yes, I like it. 243 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,521 Got you! 244 00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:30,980 Hey, wait up. 245 00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:36,619 Everybody, hello! It sucks, sixth grade! 246 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,024 Feet off the bed, please. 247 00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,756 Okay. 248 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:43,157 Feet off. 249 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,599 Oh, the heinie bounce. 250 00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:45,602 Good choice. 251 00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:47,103 Very cute, Harriet, very cute. 252 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:48,435 The neighbors will ask me, 253 00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,167 "What happened to Harriet Welsch?" 254 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:51,175 "I don't know," I'll answer. 255 00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:52,176 "Such a shame. 256 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,405 "She disappeared without a trace. 257 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,573 And she was so adorable." 258 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,641 How long have you been with me, Golly? 259 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,208 Since you were born. 260 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,154 11 years and 12,000 tomato sandwiches ago. 261 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,123 And you'll never leave me, right? 262 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,024 Well, I won't leave you "leave you," Harriet, 263 00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:09,291 but, you know, one day you're going to be big enough. 264 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,492 And well... well, big enough to take care of yourself. 265 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,625 And when that day comes 266 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,397 you won't need me and I'll be gone. 267 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:16,995 But you know what? 268 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:19,006 That day is not today. 269 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,803 And now, it's time for bed. 270 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,606 Are Mom and Dad tucking me in? 271 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,612 No. 272 00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,637 They're at a very fancy party 273 00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:28,741 and I bet they're thinking about you right now. Really. 274 00:17:28,784 --> 00:17:31,276 Listen, I think I can hear 'em. 275 00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,221 Harriet... 276 00:17:33,256 --> 00:17:36,225 listen to everything Golly says to you. 277 00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:40,253 We're drinking champagne and eating caviar, Harriet. 278 00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:41,629 Come on. 279 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,964 Let's go to bed. 280 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,468 Who's going to bed? 281 00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:47,062 Uh, you are, tough guy. 282 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:48,573 - Come on. - Ow! Ow! 283 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:49,596 Child abuse! Child abuse! 284 00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,006 Oh, you think that's child abuse? 285 00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:52,510 You haven't even... How about that? 286 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,274 What about that? What about one of these? 287 00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:59,310 Stand still, you little booger. 288 00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:00,979 Ugh! 289 00:18:03,357 --> 00:18:05,518 I'm telling you, just give me the big knife 290 00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:06,924 and this will all be over. 291 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,622 Harriet, dear, you have taken 292 00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:10,790 a tomato sandwich to school with you... 293 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:11,799 With mayonnaise. 294 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,130 ...with mayonnaise every day 295 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:14,396 for that past five years. 296 00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,460 Don't you want a little variety? 297 00:18:15,504 --> 00:18:16,471 Nope. 298 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:19,270 Not even cream cheese with olive? 299 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,366 Yum-yum-yum! 300 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:23,037 Or how about pastrami? Roast beef? 301 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,639 How about the fancy cucumber kind, 302 00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:27,547 with the crust cut off? 303 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:31,520 Mom, I can't help it if I know what I like. 304 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:34,423 And I know that I like tomato. 305 00:18:45,404 --> 00:18:47,929 After school spy route... 306 00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:50,568 Hong Fat's Food Emporium 307 00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:42,362 Holy cats, a veggie thief. 308 00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:44,631 This must be investigated thoroughly. 309 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,646 Frankie, you took the truck last week. 310 00:19:58,686 --> 00:20:00,551 Wasn't that enough? 311 00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:01,680 Stop walking around. 312 00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,056 Frankie, go do some homework. 313 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:05,219 I've done my homework. 314 00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:06,228 Do some reading. 315 00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:07,490 Watch TV. Do something. 316 00:20:07,529 --> 00:20:08,996 Grandpa, all I need is the truck. 317 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:10,260 I know you know that I mean. 318 00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:16,268 Come on, Ma, let me have the truck. 319 00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:19,443 I got a date! 320 00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:21,035 What do you take me for? 321 00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,206 The Hong Fats have a son... Frankie. 322 00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:26,547 He's cool; American style. 323 00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,883 His parents are Chinese-style cool. 324 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,547 Frankie likes going out, 325 00:20:30,589 --> 00:20:32,887 but they'd rather he work in the store, 326 00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:36,190 selling milk and bread and lizards. 327 00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:39,431 Ugh! 328 00:20:50,211 --> 00:20:53,647 I mean, do I try to interfere with your bookkeeping?! 329 00:20:53,682 --> 00:20:54,910 My business is comedy! 330 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,143 That's what I do! 331 00:20:56,184 --> 00:20:57,743 I'm funny! I'm the funny guy! 332 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:58,754 Yes, you are. 333 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,449 They're the money guys. 334 00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:01,456 Okay, slippery, 335 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,457 bath time's over. 336 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:03,719 Come out with your hands up. 337 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:04,726 But I just got in. 338 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,353 Oh, sure. I believe that one. 339 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:08,364 Let's see your fingers, prune girl. 340 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,195 Talk to the hand, 'cause the face 341 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:11,325 ain't gonna listen. 342 00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:12,995 He asked me to come up 343 00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:14,800 with something new, something fresh. 344 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,067 You read it. It was good. 345 00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:17,631 - Yes. - It was the funniest script 346 00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:18,664 we've had all year! 347 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,439 Yes, it was. So what was their problem? 348 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:21,969 Hey, I want to hear. 349 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,278 Oh, yeah? I want to sing opera, 350 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,147 but I can't, so I don't. 351 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,345 That downstairs is... 352 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:32,222 Well, your dad has a high-pressure job. 353 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,555 What's a high-pressure job? 354 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,527 It's when you don't get to do what you want 355 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,586 and when you do, 356 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,892 you don't have time to do it. 357 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,765 Do spies have high-pressure jobs? 358 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,564 Only when they're caught. 359 00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:43,900 I'm never caught. 360 00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,098 You're right. 361 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:46,300 You never are. 362 00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:47,968 Oh, look, a ugly water bug! 363 00:21:49,611 --> 00:21:50,669 Hey! 364 00:21:50,712 --> 00:21:51,736 Caught ya. 365 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,077 Here she is. 366 00:21:58,521 --> 00:21:59,488 Night. 367 00:21:59,522 --> 00:22:00,489 Good night. 368 00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:02,515 Good night. You want me to tuck you in? 369 00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:03,685 Golly can do it. 370 00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:09,499 "'The time has come,' the Walrus said. 371 00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:11,024 "To talk of many things." 372 00:22:11,069 --> 00:22:12,559 "Of shoes and ships and sealing wax." 373 00:22:12,604 --> 00:22:13,628 "Of cabbages and kings." 374 00:22:13,671 --> 00:22:15,002 "And why the sea is boiling hot." 375 00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:16,336 "And whether pigs have wings."' 376 00:22:16,374 --> 00:22:17,341 - Do you have any wings? - Yeah. 377 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,365 Let me see. 378 00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:30,150 Crap? No, no. 379 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,714 This stuff is beyond crap. 380 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:34,557 This is what crap wants to be when it grows up. 381 00:22:34,595 --> 00:22:35,721 Listen to this. 382 00:22:35,763 --> 00:22:37,993 "A Question Corner by Marion Hawthorne. 383 00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:40,432 "Horse riding, for those who can afford it 384 00:22:40,468 --> 00:22:42,061 "is a very wonderful sport. 385 00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,902 "Every weekend, my father takes me riding 386 00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:47,840 and we laugh together as we ride." 387 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:51,540 Does she mention her mom pays for dork lessons? 388 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:52,548 Man, once that 389 00:22:52,582 --> 00:22:55,517 disintegration ray is complete... bzzt! 390 00:22:55,552 --> 00:22:57,247 She's molecular toast. 391 00:22:57,287 --> 00:22:58,516 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 392 00:22:58,556 --> 00:23:00,285 Mom and Dad's night out. 393 00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:03,191 Me and Golly's night in. 394 00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:04,421 Hello. 395 00:23:06,898 --> 00:23:08,058 What's that smell? 396 00:23:08,099 --> 00:23:09,862 Delicious German bratwurst. 397 00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,869 We hate bratwurst. 398 00:23:11,903 --> 00:23:13,531 I love bratwurst. 399 00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:14,699 Since when? 400 00:23:15,908 --> 00:23:17,068 I'll get it! 401 00:23:17,109 --> 00:23:18,701 No. No, no. I will get it. 402 00:23:18,744 --> 00:23:20,268 I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! 403 00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:22,282 I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! 404 00:23:22,316 --> 00:23:23,510 I said I'll get it 405 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:24,881 and I mean I'll get it. 406 00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,442 - I got it! - No. 407 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:28,887 I'll get it! 408 00:23:28,922 --> 00:23:30,550 Good evening, Katherine. 409 00:23:30,592 --> 00:23:32,219 The veggie thief. 410 00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:33,557 Katherine? 411 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,062 Harriet Ann Welsch, 412 00:23:35,096 --> 00:23:36,893 Mr. George Waldenstein. 413 00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:38,627 How do you do? 414 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,227 Yeah. 415 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:43,431 I've seen him around. 416 00:23:43,472 --> 00:23:45,270 Bet he stole that pineapple. 417 00:24:19,446 --> 00:24:20,413 Good soup. 418 00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:21,607 Harriet, 419 00:24:21,649 --> 00:24:22,980 where are your manners? 420 00:24:23,017 --> 00:24:23,984 I don't know. 421 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:26,044 Maybe somebody stole them. 422 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,021 Hey, you cheated. 423 00:25:04,229 --> 00:25:05,390 Oh, you win. 424 00:25:05,432 --> 00:25:06,626 My congratulations. 425 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,600 Yeah, well, I know some stuff. 426 00:25:08,635 --> 00:25:10,034 So, you're 427 00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:11,037 a delivery boy? 428 00:25:11,071 --> 00:25:12,504 Mm-hmm. 429 00:25:12,539 --> 00:25:15,873 Well, no offense, but, uh, you're like, what, 45? 430 00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:17,207 Ish. 431 00:25:17,244 --> 00:25:19,872 Shouldn't you be a delivery man by now? 432 00:25:19,947 --> 00:25:21,438 Harriet! 433 00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:23,542 Well, Harriet, I'll tell you. 434 00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:25,883 Not long ago, I had another life. 435 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:28,014 I had a big business, I had a lot of money, 436 00:25:28,056 --> 00:25:29,024 and you know what? 437 00:25:29,058 --> 00:25:32,425 I was the most miserable man alive. 438 00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:34,396 So, one day, I told my wife that... 439 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,091 - Wife? - I told my wife that I 440 00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:38,328 wanted to start all over again and if she wanted to, 441 00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:39,768 she could start all over with me. 442 00:25:39,803 --> 00:25:41,395 So what happened? 443 00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:44,236 Oh, she left me, but that's all right, that was her choice. 444 00:25:44,274 --> 00:25:46,743 My choice was to become a delivery boy... well, man. 445 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:48,507 I don't have the business, of course. 446 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,672 I don't have the money. 447 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,682 You know what? 448 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,083 My life is sweet again. 449 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,690 Hmm. 450 00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:02,356 The wurst! 451 00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:04,523 Oh, no! My wurst! 452 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,690 No, no! 453 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,996 Oh... 454 00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:10,004 Oh, Lord. 455 00:26:10,038 --> 00:26:11,300 Oh, no. No. 456 00:26:11,339 --> 00:26:12,431 Don't be sad, Katherine. 457 00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:13,872 This is a blessing in disguise. 458 00:26:13,941 --> 00:26:15,704 That's a pretty good disguise. 459 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:16,768 Don't you see? 460 00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:18,404 The three of us have to go out for dinner. 461 00:26:18,447 --> 00:26:19,414 - No. - Yeah! 462 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:21,882 Yes, dinner and a movie! 463 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:23,817 Movie, movie, movie! Come on, Golly! 464 00:26:23,852 --> 00:26:25,411 The idea seems popular enough. 465 00:26:25,455 --> 00:26:26,649 Yes, but the Welschs... 466 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:27,657 Will be out. 467 00:26:27,691 --> 00:26:29,886 Till million o'clock! 468 00:26:29,926 --> 00:26:32,588 - Oh, please, Golly. - Please, oh, please? 469 00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:35,292 Oh, please, please, please, oh, please. 470 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,232 Oh, please, please, please. 471 00:26:37,268 --> 00:26:38,530 What the heck. 472 00:27:24,087 --> 00:27:25,111 This is absurd. 473 00:27:39,972 --> 00:27:40,768 Yes! 474 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,671 Don't speak. 475 00:27:45,945 --> 00:27:49,608 Wait! Wait for me! I'm not dead. 476 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,585 Are you okay? 477 00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:00,857 Yeah. 478 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:02,090 Hey. 479 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:04,121 How come all the lights are on? 480 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,997 Where is my child? 481 00:28:06,034 --> 00:28:07,831 Uh-oh. 482 00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:09,394 Harriet? Harriet, what are you doing 483 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:10,406 in that contraption? 484 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,873 Come in here at once. 485 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:12,999 Miss Golly, what are you doing 486 00:28:13,042 --> 00:28:14,839 with my child, at this hour, without my consent? 487 00:28:14,877 --> 00:28:16,105 - Who is that? - My name is... 488 00:28:16,145 --> 00:28:17,113 - Shut up! - I'm sorry. 489 00:28:17,147 --> 00:28:18,614 We only went to dinner and then a movie. 490 00:28:18,649 --> 00:28:20,583 Harriet is not your daughter, Miss Golly. 491 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,517 She is mine, and you have no idea, none, 492 00:28:22,553 --> 00:28:24,077 what it is like to come home and find 493 00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,885 - that your child is missing. - We had no idea 494 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:27,015 that you'd be home this soon. 495 00:28:27,058 --> 00:28:28,685 I don't care. I don't care what you did 496 00:28:28,727 --> 00:28:29,785 or where you went or why. 497 00:28:29,828 --> 00:28:31,693 All I know is this can never happen again. 498 00:28:31,730 --> 00:28:35,189 Miss Golly... you are fired. 499 00:28:35,234 --> 00:28:36,201 What?! No! 500 00:28:36,235 --> 00:28:37,532 Just a moment. 501 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:39,629 This is my fault. Please. 502 00:28:39,672 --> 00:28:41,903 Well, it seems awfully sudden. 503 00:28:41,942 --> 00:28:43,102 Actually... 504 00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:46,442 maybe it's not. 505 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,915 I think you're right, Mrs. Welsch. 506 00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:50,815 It is time for me to go. 507 00:28:51,819 --> 00:28:52,786 What? 508 00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:53,844 What? 509 00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,287 What? 510 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,287 Now, look, I admit, I lost it... 511 00:29:00,329 --> 00:29:02,058 because, I just... I was frightened. 512 00:29:02,097 --> 00:29:04,532 But the thing is, the fact is we need you, Golly. 513 00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,535 We can't do it alone. 514 00:29:06,569 --> 00:29:09,470 We all spoke out of turn, I think. 515 00:29:09,506 --> 00:29:11,201 None of this is causing... 516 00:29:11,241 --> 00:29:13,039 Absolutely not. 517 00:29:13,077 --> 00:29:14,044 Absolutely, no. 518 00:29:14,078 --> 00:29:16,672 I mean, I think we were talking about... 519 00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,113 our feelings out there. 520 00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:20,014 You were afraid and-and-and now 521 00:29:20,051 --> 00:29:22,316 what we should be focusing on, right? 522 00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:23,514 Is-is Harriet. 523 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:25,045 Look, I'm sorry. 524 00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:26,421 - I lost my head out there. - Look. There. 525 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:27,823 - No, no. - I was just... 526 00:29:27,859 --> 00:29:29,885 but you can't go... I mean, we need you. 527 00:29:29,996 --> 00:29:31,827 Harriet would never stand for it. 528 00:29:31,864 --> 00:29:33,195 Please, won't you reconsider? 529 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:34,699 You know, it's not about 530 00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:36,167 what happened outside tonight. 531 00:29:36,202 --> 00:29:37,192 It really isn't. 532 00:29:37,237 --> 00:29:38,397 But Golly... 533 00:29:38,439 --> 00:29:40,907 I just... no, I think it's time. I really do. 534 00:29:40,974 --> 00:29:43,568 Harriet can take care of herself now, so she should. 535 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:44,703 But Harriet's just... 536 00:29:44,746 --> 00:29:45,872 She's just a little girl. 537 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:47,404 You know, it's the right thing. 538 00:29:47,449 --> 00:29:49,212 It's the right thing for all of us... 539 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:54,245 for me, for you and for Harriet. 540 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:57,259 Are you sure? 541 00:29:57,293 --> 00:29:59,853 Yeah, I am. 542 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:12,108 "'The time has come," the Walrus said," 543 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,633 "To talk of many things... 544 00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:16,739 "Of shoes and ships and sealing wax..." 545 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,122 "Of cabbages and kings... 546 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:27,558 "And why the sea is boiling hot... 547 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:30,961 And whether pigs have wings." 548 00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:56,952 Where you going to go? 549 00:30:56,994 --> 00:30:58,985 Well, I don't really know. 550 00:30:59,062 --> 00:31:01,121 I'm thinking I may travel. 551 00:31:01,165 --> 00:31:04,693 Are you going to go be some other kid's nanny now? 552 00:31:04,736 --> 00:31:07,933 And love them more than you? 553 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:09,199 Never. 554 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,677 Remember, in my life, in this world 555 00:31:12,711 --> 00:31:15,680 there will always only be one Harriet. 556 00:31:19,018 --> 00:31:20,611 So get back to work... you've lost nearly 557 00:31:20,654 --> 00:31:21,882 an entire day on your notebook. 558 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,685 It doesn't matter. 559 00:31:23,723 --> 00:31:25,884 It doesn't matter? 560 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,621 Did I hear you say "It doesn't matter"? 561 00:31:27,661 --> 00:31:29,129 Because I thought I heard you say 562 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:30,130 "It doesn't matter," 563 00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:31,654 but Harriet wouldn't say that, would she? 564 00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:32,666 Now come on... 565 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,395 just because you're on your own, 566 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,666 doesn't mean the world stops turning, 567 00:31:36,705 --> 00:31:38,969 or that there are no more fascinating people 568 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:41,168 to observe and fill your notebooks with. 569 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:43,110 That's your job, Harriet. 570 00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:44,977 That's your job for life. 571 00:31:45,081 --> 00:31:47,242 And when you're all grown up 572 00:31:47,283 --> 00:31:49,547 and you sell your first novel, 573 00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,953 I'll be first in line at that bookstore, 574 00:31:51,989 --> 00:31:53,752 getting my autographed copy. 575 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,521 I hope. 576 00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:01,322 I'm not going to cry. 577 00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:04,899 I'm not going to cry. 578 00:32:04,936 --> 00:32:06,403 I'm not going to cry. 579 00:32:06,438 --> 00:32:08,031 Ah, it's okay to cry. 580 00:32:08,074 --> 00:32:09,939 But whatever you do, don't laugh. 581 00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,408 No, Harriet, 582 00:32:11,444 --> 00:32:14,675 I will not tolerate laughter as I leave, no. 583 00:32:15,748 --> 00:32:16,738 Hey... 584 00:32:16,783 --> 00:32:18,273 come here. 585 00:32:21,888 --> 00:32:23,753 You remember... 586 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:26,259 a good spy can get in there and fight. 587 00:32:50,221 --> 00:32:53,156 Good-bye, Harriet the Spy. 588 00:33:12,445 --> 00:33:13,810 I was kind of worried, you know? 589 00:33:13,847 --> 00:33:15,940 I kind of thought, "Well, there's something wrong 590 00:33:15,982 --> 00:33:17,347 with me or something," and so... 591 00:33:19,787 --> 00:33:23,154 Growing up from girl to woman, 592 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:25,784 there's so much to get used to. 593 00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:30,059 This is the time when a whole new set of feelings unfold. 594 00:33:30,098 --> 00:33:34,626 Feelings about yourself and your maturing body... 595 00:33:34,669 --> 00:33:38,970 Everything's the same as when Golly was here. 596 00:33:39,075 --> 00:33:43,273 It looks the same... 597 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:46,214 it smells the same... 598 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,218 but there's this tiny hole inside me 599 00:33:48,252 --> 00:33:49,810 that wasn't there before. 600 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:56,450 It's like... 601 00:33:56,494 --> 00:33:58,689 like a splinter in your finger... 602 00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:05,095 only this one's right above my stomach. 603 00:34:17,451 --> 00:34:18,782 Harriet, 604 00:34:18,819 --> 00:34:20,411 are you okay? 605 00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:23,048 Uh-huh. 606 00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:37,436 Something's... different. 607 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,751 No cats? 608 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:54,520 How can Harrison Withers not have a billion cats around? 609 00:35:12,814 --> 00:35:14,611 They finally nailed him. 610 00:35:25,628 --> 00:35:29,963 I will always remember that face. 611 00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:36,097 That's the face you make when you really lose something. 612 00:35:41,012 --> 00:35:45,245 Uh-oh, Frankie took the truck. 613 00:36:00,501 --> 00:36:02,059 Speak English! 614 00:36:02,102 --> 00:36:04,935 Oh, okay, you want us to speak English, huh?! 615 00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:06,870 Well, you are a jerk, huh? 616 00:36:06,907 --> 00:36:09,570 I tell you, "Don't take the truck. 617 00:36:09,611 --> 00:36:10,771 You smash the truck." 618 00:36:10,812 --> 00:36:12,109 Well, you tell me now, 619 00:36:12,147 --> 00:36:13,637 Mr. Wise Guy, was one date worth it? 620 00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:14,944 ...we have people here shopping! 621 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,518 Yeah. 622 00:36:21,357 --> 00:36:22,881 Hey, all right, Grandpa. 623 00:36:22,925 --> 00:36:24,086 It's cool, right? 624 00:36:24,127 --> 00:36:25,856 It wasn't a big deal, huh? 625 00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,193 I knew you'd understand, right? 626 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,264 Sometimes I think families everywhere 627 00:36:34,305 --> 00:36:36,432 are exactly the same. 628 00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:38,135 Everybody get back to work. 629 00:36:38,176 --> 00:36:40,441 Mom, Dad, please? Grandpa! 630 00:36:40,479 --> 00:36:42,674 Just calm down. 631 00:36:46,318 --> 00:36:47,308 Too exciting. 632 00:36:51,191 --> 00:36:53,716 $6.75. 633 00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:10,838 You got it or not? 634 00:37:25,395 --> 00:37:27,296 Hey, Sport. 635 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,799 How you doing? 636 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:31,358 Hi. 637 00:37:33,271 --> 00:37:36,764 Um, I saw you drop this outside. 638 00:37:36,809 --> 00:37:38,470 Oh... 639 00:37:39,879 --> 00:37:41,710 Thanks. 640 00:37:52,326 --> 00:37:54,351 I got to go. 641 00:38:06,509 --> 00:38:10,776 Now it's time for our annual sixth grade holiday pageant. 642 00:38:10,814 --> 00:38:13,647 So... pageant ideas... 643 00:38:13,683 --> 00:38:16,175 who would like to make a suggestion? 644 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,085 Simon. 645 00:38:18,122 --> 00:38:19,350 Pirates. 646 00:38:19,390 --> 00:38:22,484 Okay. 647 00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:27,098 Good dramatic potential, if not exactly seasonal. 648 00:38:27,132 --> 00:38:28,759 Anyone else? 649 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,468 How 'bout the Manhattan Project? 650 00:38:32,505 --> 00:38:34,234 I can be J. Robert Oppenheimer 651 00:38:34,274 --> 00:38:35,969 and with the right chemicals, 652 00:38:36,075 --> 00:38:38,066 I know I can do a mushroom cloud. 653 00:38:38,111 --> 00:38:40,103 That's impressive, Janie. 654 00:38:40,147 --> 00:38:44,083 But I believe there's a taste issue involved. 655 00:38:44,118 --> 00:38:45,107 Ballet. 656 00:38:45,152 --> 00:38:46,312 Pilgrims. 657 00:38:46,353 --> 00:38:47,651 Musical. 658 00:38:47,689 --> 00:38:49,486 Swan Lake. 659 00:38:53,028 --> 00:38:54,393 Jazz. 660 00:38:54,429 --> 00:38:55,419 Vlad the lmpaler. 661 00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:57,557 Yeah, that's cool! 662 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,127 I think the most excellent idea for a pageant 663 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:03,662 would be a giant holiday feast. 664 00:39:03,707 --> 00:39:08,110 Something healthy, low in fat, and very delicious, of course. 665 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:10,579 There could be parts for everybody. 666 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:14,711 Uh, grains, vegetables 667 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:18,483 and best of all, a shiny, silver centerpiece. 668 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,458 That's a very good idea, Marion. 669 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,858 You could play the barf bag. 670 00:39:22,895 --> 00:39:25,762 She made me an onion. 671 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:26,891 Tell me about it. 672 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:30,334 "You, my dear, are a great big squash." 673 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,133 I'd like to squash her. 674 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:34,436 I've got something better. Come here. 675 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,405 Smell this. 676 00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:43,645 Ugh! 677 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:44,982 What is that? 678 00:39:45,053 --> 00:39:46,213 You like it? 679 00:39:46,255 --> 00:39:47,984 Wait, I mean you hate it. 680 00:39:48,056 --> 00:39:50,821 It's like something crawled up my nose and then died. 681 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:51,827 Excellent. 682 00:39:51,861 --> 00:39:53,658 It's a sulfur-based alkaloid. 683 00:39:53,696 --> 00:39:55,755 I want it to chemically fuse with combustibles. 684 00:39:55,798 --> 00:39:58,494 And, in English, that would mean... 685 00:39:58,535 --> 00:39:59,661 Stink bomb. 686 00:39:59,703 --> 00:40:01,295 Stink bomb. 687 00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:02,999 We tape it to the school air ducts, 688 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,132 attach it to a timer, 689 00:40:04,174 --> 00:40:06,666 and five minutes before the school play starts... 690 00:40:08,146 --> 00:40:09,204 Empty auditorium. 691 00:40:10,382 --> 00:40:13,215 Hey... 692 00:40:13,251 --> 00:40:14,913 What are you girls doing? 693 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,615 Nothing. Nothing. 694 00:40:16,656 --> 00:40:19,284 Are you getting ready for your big stage debut? 695 00:40:19,325 --> 00:40:20,451 Actually, Mrs. Gibbs, 696 00:40:20,493 --> 00:40:22,860 Janie and I were just talking about the school play. 697 00:40:22,896 --> 00:40:24,022 Right, Janie? 698 00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:25,964 Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. 699 00:40:27,567 --> 00:40:29,501 Good, good. 700 00:40:29,536 --> 00:40:31,300 That's good. 701 00:40:31,339 --> 00:40:33,967 Janie, what is this supposed to be? 702 00:40:34,008 --> 00:40:35,032 No, Mom. 703 00:40:35,076 --> 00:40:35,667 Don't touch it. 704 00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:40,307 What?! 705 00:40:40,349 --> 00:40:41,577 Janie! 706 00:40:41,617 --> 00:40:43,710 It's an experiment with mold. 707 00:40:43,752 --> 00:40:45,879 Oh... Janie! 708 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:49,289 That's where my Veronica's Closet bra went to, huh? 709 00:40:49,326 --> 00:40:51,157 You know, I'm sick to death 710 00:40:51,194 --> 00:40:53,059 of this mad scientist baloney. 711 00:40:53,096 --> 00:40:54,154 Look at this. Look at this. 712 00:40:54,197 --> 00:40:55,256 Girl, we got to talk. 713 00:40:55,299 --> 00:40:56,994 I don't know what I'm going to do with you, 714 00:40:57,034 --> 00:40:59,059 but we're going to talk. 715 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:01,264 Some of Janie's experiments really creep me out. 716 00:41:01,305 --> 00:41:05,572 I wonder if she'll grow up to be a billion-IQ genius, 717 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:07,874 or a total nutcase. 718 00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:12,775 Sport, Sport... 719 00:42:21,362 --> 00:42:22,955 Chicken man. 720 00:42:29,438 --> 00:42:31,100 Do it again, do it again. 721 00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:48,348 Sport. 722 00:42:48,393 --> 00:42:50,884 Sport... 723 00:42:50,929 --> 00:42:52,920 Sport! 724 00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:56,098 Help me. 725 00:42:59,839 --> 00:43:01,966 Hey, Harriet. 726 00:43:02,007 --> 00:43:03,475 Hey. 727 00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:06,104 All right, come on. 728 00:43:17,325 --> 00:43:19,351 How does it look? 729 00:43:19,394 --> 00:43:21,885 Uh... give me the mousse. 730 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:26,030 No, no... 731 00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:29,800 Don't worry, it's just one of Dad's nightmares. 732 00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:31,204 I mean day-mares. 733 00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:33,232 He says it happens to all great writers 734 00:43:33,276 --> 00:43:35,006 before they get their big break. 735 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,775 Hmm, a real writer. 736 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,919 My dad calls guys like your dad "a starving artist." 737 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,618 Who's starving? 738 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:51,528 I cook, I clean, I do the dishes and the books. 739 00:43:51,564 --> 00:43:53,395 What do you mean, do the books? 740 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:58,365 These are the books. 741 00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:00,373 Every week I get a check. 742 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,102 I write the amount down in here, 743 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:05,373 I pay the bills and then whatever's left is food money. 744 00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:06,971 I hate money. 745 00:44:07,015 --> 00:44:10,178 You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any. 746 00:44:10,218 --> 00:44:13,085 I got to get to work. 747 00:44:21,898 --> 00:44:24,389 Hey, Sport? 748 00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:25,799 No! Don't. 749 00:44:25,835 --> 00:44:26,995 Yeah, yeah, come on. 750 00:44:27,037 --> 00:44:28,129 Strike a pose. 751 00:44:37,114 --> 00:44:40,812 Spy route: Brand-new stalk. 752 00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:43,343 Home of Agatha K. Plummer, 753 00:44:43,388 --> 00:44:47,553 a big private house with big-type security. 754 00:44:47,593 --> 00:44:50,790 Until today. 755 00:45:16,558 --> 00:45:18,789 A spy must choose ingenious tricks, 756 00:45:18,828 --> 00:45:21,820 must blend into her surroundings. 757 00:45:21,864 --> 00:45:23,832 Hiya, Freckles. 758 00:45:23,866 --> 00:45:26,995 Must live with being called... "Freckles." 759 00:45:37,749 --> 00:45:40,013 Here we go, in you go. 760 00:45:42,088 --> 00:45:44,056 Here he is. 761 00:45:44,123 --> 00:45:45,647 So, here's the little monster. 762 00:45:45,691 --> 00:45:48,524 Bye. Wave to the man. 763 00:45:51,898 --> 00:45:53,058 Are you happy? 764 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,227 Good. 765 00:46:08,150 --> 00:46:10,448 Oh, score! 766 00:46:55,003 --> 00:46:57,062 Quiet. Quiet, puppy dog. 767 00:46:57,138 --> 00:46:58,696 Go away! 768 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:01,436 Don't, don't, don't. Go away. 769 00:47:02,545 --> 00:47:05,343 Pee-wee, don't make me come in there. 770 00:47:05,381 --> 00:47:06,871 Away. 771 00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:10,042 Go away! 772 00:47:12,255 --> 00:47:15,224 Pee-wee... get away 773 00:47:15,258 --> 00:47:17,693 from that dumbwaiter. 774 00:47:17,728 --> 00:47:19,821 Shut up. 775 00:47:20,898 --> 00:47:23,924 Stupid fuzzball. 776 00:47:23,968 --> 00:47:27,871 I ought to shave you down and teach you to hunt. 777 00:48:28,841 --> 00:48:30,469 Shut up! 778 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,371 No, no. 779 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,714 No, darling. 780 00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:40,744 If you want to talk about something delicious... 781 00:48:41,923 --> 00:48:43,049 ...I have 782 00:48:43,124 --> 00:48:44,591 something delicious. 783 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,424 I have the secret of life. 784 00:48:47,462 --> 00:48:48,759 Yes, darling. 785 00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:49,991 You simply 786 00:48:50,032 --> 00:48:51,556 crawl into your bed, 787 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,263 and you never, ever leave it again. 788 00:48:55,438 --> 00:48:56,632 Never... 789 00:48:56,673 --> 00:48:59,642 Ah, sweet Liberace. 790 00:49:03,881 --> 00:49:05,280 What was that? 791 00:49:05,316 --> 00:49:06,840 I have no idea. 792 00:49:06,884 --> 00:49:09,011 Then why don't you 793 00:49:09,087 --> 00:49:12,386 go over there and get an idea? 794 00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,029 And if it's that rat... 795 00:49:17,096 --> 00:49:19,030 kill it! 796 00:49:19,098 --> 00:49:20,827 Oh, Mrs. Plummer, 797 00:49:20,866 --> 00:49:21,890 I'm sure 798 00:49:21,934 --> 00:49:23,925 it's absolutely nothing. 799 00:49:33,481 --> 00:49:35,506 Oh, well... 800 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:40,044 A good spy never gets caught. 801 00:49:40,088 --> 00:49:42,057 A good spy never gets caught. 802 00:49:42,091 --> 00:49:45,857 A good spy never gets caught. 803 00:49:45,894 --> 00:49:48,522 I am the suckiest spy on earth. 804 00:49:50,567 --> 00:49:52,831 Hey, Harriet, check this out. 805 00:49:52,869 --> 00:49:55,963 "This year's winter pageant promises 806 00:49:56,006 --> 00:49:59,408 "to be truly inspiring, as Miss Elson's 807 00:49:59,443 --> 00:50:03,277 "sixth grade class presents a holiday feast, 808 00:50:03,314 --> 00:50:06,011 "starring a turkey, vegetables, 809 00:50:06,051 --> 00:50:08,383 "and a grand finale 810 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:12,322 of delicious, dancing... gravy." 811 00:50:13,726 --> 00:50:15,455 Oh, my God. 812 00:50:17,664 --> 00:50:20,224 I'd like to see her split a turkey suit 813 00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:22,462 with butt-breath Pinky Whitehead. 814 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:25,097 Hurry up. 815 00:50:25,139 --> 00:50:26,401 You're so slow. 816 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,964 Come on, you guys. 817 00:50:28,008 --> 00:50:29,874 Harriet, you want to go play in the park? 818 00:50:29,911 --> 00:50:32,141 Or do you have to do that top secret spy deal again? 819 00:50:34,149 --> 00:50:36,208 No. I can play. 820 00:50:36,251 --> 00:50:37,241 You can? 821 00:50:38,255 --> 00:50:39,654 Yeah, come on. 822 00:50:39,690 --> 00:50:40,816 No way. 823 00:50:40,857 --> 00:50:42,586 I still say we play "Buy the Volvo." 824 00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:43,752 No way. 825 00:50:43,794 --> 00:50:45,126 - That's stupid. - No. 826 00:50:45,196 --> 00:50:46,254 No way! 827 00:50:46,297 --> 00:50:47,491 You guys, I can be the dealer. 828 00:50:47,532 --> 00:50:48,999 You guys can be the couples looking 829 00:50:49,033 --> 00:50:50,762 for a sassy yet affordable family vehicle. 830 00:50:50,802 --> 00:50:51,860 Get real. 831 00:50:51,903 --> 00:50:53,462 Yeah, right. 832 00:50:53,505 --> 00:50:55,234 Okay, I've got it: Hide and Seek. 833 00:50:55,274 --> 00:50:57,139 - No. - Hide and Seek? 834 00:50:57,209 --> 00:50:57,937 I am set. 835 00:50:57,976 --> 00:50:59,307 That's retarded. 836 00:50:59,345 --> 00:51:00,277 Red Rover, Red Rover. 837 00:51:00,312 --> 00:51:01,302 No! 838 00:51:01,348 --> 00:51:02,576 That's a kid's game. 839 00:51:02,615 --> 00:51:04,048 I don't think so. 840 00:51:05,318 --> 00:51:06,717 - Kick the can. - Kick... 841 00:51:08,188 --> 00:51:10,089 What about Spin the Bottle? 842 00:51:10,124 --> 00:51:11,250 Ew! 843 00:51:11,292 --> 00:51:12,452 Yeah, right. 844 00:51:13,728 --> 00:51:14,956 I got it. 845 00:51:14,995 --> 00:51:16,257 Bumper tag. 846 00:51:16,297 --> 00:51:17,959 See, now, that's a good idea. 847 00:51:17,999 --> 00:51:19,091 Eenie-meenie, miney-mo, 848 00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,464 Catch a tiger by the toe. 849 00:51:20,502 --> 00:51:21,867 If he hollers, let him go. 850 00:51:21,903 --> 00:51:24,633 My mom said to pick the very best one, 851 00:51:24,674 --> 00:51:26,642 and you are 852 00:51:26,676 --> 00:51:27,836 it. 853 00:51:32,515 --> 00:51:33,983 Away, you foolish mortals! 854 00:51:36,153 --> 00:51:38,144 Beth's it! 855 00:52:17,099 --> 00:52:18,259 Got you! 856 00:52:20,135 --> 00:52:21,364 You run fast, 857 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:23,964 but now I shall destroy you. 858 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:26,164 Yeah. 859 00:52:59,046 --> 00:53:01,208 Oh. 860 00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:07,781 You winded? 861 00:53:07,822 --> 00:53:09,222 Nope. 862 00:53:09,258 --> 00:53:11,317 Me, too. 863 00:53:13,062 --> 00:53:15,155 Upsey-daisy. 864 00:53:19,469 --> 00:53:21,460 Time to move. 865 00:53:31,516 --> 00:53:33,417 Where's my notebook? 866 00:53:33,452 --> 00:53:34,680 Your what? 867 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,779 My notebook! 868 00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:42,522 Oh, my God. 869 00:53:44,063 --> 00:53:45,030 Boy... 870 00:53:45,064 --> 00:53:46,361 - Wait, wait. No, wait. - Carrie... 871 00:53:46,399 --> 00:53:47,730 Carrie. Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 872 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:48,735 Andrews. 873 00:53:48,769 --> 00:53:49,736 Get this. Get... Okay. 874 00:53:49,770 --> 00:53:51,533 "Carrie Andrews thinks she's so cool 875 00:53:51,572 --> 00:53:53,437 "'cause she spent her summer vacation 876 00:53:53,474 --> 00:53:54,964 growing boobs." 877 00:53:58,213 --> 00:53:59,612 - Come on, read some more. - Okay. 878 00:53:59,648 --> 00:54:01,013 Hold on, hold on. 879 00:54:01,049 --> 00:54:02,175 Okay. 880 00:54:02,217 --> 00:54:04,208 "Now, the Boy with the Purple Socks 881 00:54:04,253 --> 00:54:05,550 is a man of mystery." 882 00:54:05,588 --> 00:54:07,351 Mystery! 883 00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:09,051 Hold on, you guys, you guys. 884 00:54:09,091 --> 00:54:10,080 Listen, listen, listen. 885 00:54:10,192 --> 00:54:11,557 "The only thing more pathetic 886 00:54:11,594 --> 00:54:12,960 "than being Marion Hawthorne, 887 00:54:12,996 --> 00:54:15,430 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne." 888 00:54:15,465 --> 00:54:16,796 Oh, Rachel. 889 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,027 Rachel. 890 00:54:18,068 --> 00:54:19,433 She is... 891 00:54:19,469 --> 00:54:20,937 - Jealous. - She's jealous. 892 00:54:20,972 --> 00:54:22,200 It's pure jealousy. 893 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,571 You give that back now! 894 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:25,473 Looks like there's something in here for everyone. 895 00:54:25,510 --> 00:54:27,068 You heard her, Marion. 896 00:54:27,111 --> 00:54:30,570 Give it back before I pound you into the cement. 897 00:54:30,616 --> 00:54:33,050 Ooh, I'm so scared. 898 00:54:33,085 --> 00:54:34,313 Hey, maybe there is something 899 00:54:34,353 --> 00:54:35,513 in here for you. 900 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,089 Janie... 901 00:54:43,129 --> 00:54:44,825 Janie, Janie, Janie... 902 00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:46,025 Come and get it. 903 00:54:46,067 --> 00:54:47,591 Read it. Come on. 904 00:54:47,635 --> 00:54:49,125 What does it say? 905 00:54:49,236 --> 00:54:51,466 - Come on. - Janie, Janie. 906 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,531 "Janie really creeps me out." 907 00:54:53,575 --> 00:54:54,735 Ooh. 908 00:54:54,776 --> 00:54:57,870 "I wonder if she'll grow up to be... 909 00:54:57,913 --> 00:55:00,280 a total nutcase..."? 910 00:55:00,316 --> 00:55:01,613 A nutcase! 911 00:55:02,785 --> 00:55:04,082 Oh. 912 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,280 Hey. 913 00:55:05,321 --> 00:55:06,583 Her best friend. 914 00:55:06,623 --> 00:55:08,421 That's her best friend. 915 00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:11,021 Beth. 916 00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:15,597 "I wish someone would kick Beth Ellen." 917 00:55:15,633 --> 00:55:16,760 Oh! 918 00:55:20,005 --> 00:55:21,973 Uh, Laura. 919 00:55:22,007 --> 00:55:27,241 "Laura Peters... her face looks totally... 920 00:55:27,279 --> 00:55:28,405 pinched." 921 00:55:28,447 --> 00:55:30,779 Oh. 922 00:55:35,656 --> 00:55:37,647 "If I were the boy with the purple socks... 923 00:55:38,659 --> 00:55:40,787 I'd hang myself." 924 00:55:42,497 --> 00:55:44,624 Something else. 925 00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:45,894 Cut it out, Marion. 926 00:55:45,933 --> 00:55:48,334 Oh. 927 00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:50,600 Maybe there is something in here for Sport. 928 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,334 No! 929 00:55:52,374 --> 00:55:53,466 "Sport..." 930 00:55:53,509 --> 00:55:54,441 Shut up! 931 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,443 Fine, then. 932 00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:56,638 I'll read it right out loud 933 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,669 so everybody can hear. 934 00:55:59,282 --> 00:55:59,941 No! 935 00:56:01,718 --> 00:56:03,914 "Sport is so poor, he can't even afford food. 936 00:56:03,954 --> 00:56:06,081 "Why can't his father 937 00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:07,589 just get a real job?" 938 00:56:08,759 --> 00:56:10,784 Oh, and get this, as well. 939 00:56:10,828 --> 00:56:13,821 "One day, I had to pretend he dropped a dollar 940 00:56:13,865 --> 00:56:16,834 just so he could afford some milk and bread." 941 00:56:16,868 --> 00:56:19,359 Oh. 942 00:56:19,404 --> 00:56:21,464 Ooh, harsh. 943 00:56:21,507 --> 00:56:23,372 Oh, oh, oh. 944 00:56:24,477 --> 00:56:26,672 That's mean. 945 00:56:26,713 --> 00:56:29,342 Sport, I... 946 00:56:29,383 --> 00:56:30,509 I-I got to go. 947 00:56:30,551 --> 00:56:32,314 It-it's spaghetti night. 948 00:56:32,352 --> 00:56:34,115 I got to make spaghetti. 949 00:56:34,154 --> 00:56:36,146 I can't stay here anymore. 950 00:56:38,359 --> 00:56:40,623 Harriet... 951 00:56:40,662 --> 00:56:43,597 sit over there till we decide what to do with you next. 952 00:56:44,867 --> 00:56:46,027 Wait. What's this? 953 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:47,933 "I learn everything I can 954 00:56:47,970 --> 00:56:50,495 "and I write down everything I see. 955 00:56:50,539 --> 00:56:53,373 "Golly says if I want to be a writer, 956 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,469 "then I'd better start now, 957 00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:56,706 "which is why 958 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,078 I'm a spy." 959 00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:04,882 My position is bad. 960 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,822 My position is terrible. 961 00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:08,827 My position could not be worse. 962 00:57:08,861 --> 00:57:11,523 Golly would know what to do. 963 00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:17,300 Harriet? 964 00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:21,502 Harriet, are you all right? 965 00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:23,372 Fine. 966 00:57:23,409 --> 00:57:24,741 Do you want anything? 967 00:57:24,779 --> 00:57:26,212 No. 968 00:57:26,247 --> 00:57:28,408 You sure? 969 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:46,930 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, Ole Golly, 970 00:57:46,969 --> 00:57:49,029 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, 971 00:57:49,072 --> 00:57:52,974 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, Ole Golly. 972 00:57:53,010 --> 00:57:55,444 Harriet? 973 00:57:55,479 --> 00:57:56,811 I said 974 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:57,974 I'm fine. 975 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,109 Really. 976 00:58:20,174 --> 00:58:21,300 Lookit. 977 00:58:21,341 --> 00:58:22,535 Oh, my God. 978 00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:31,743 Hey, Sport. 979 00:58:35,758 --> 00:58:37,749 Janie. 980 00:58:39,729 --> 00:58:41,162 You hear something? 981 00:58:42,164 --> 00:58:44,156 No. 982 00:59:00,719 --> 00:59:02,084 Plug this in over there. 983 00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:03,247 Over there? 984 00:59:03,288 --> 00:59:05,256 Um, well, that one's closer. 985 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:07,987 Carrie? Carrie? 986 00:59:11,731 --> 00:59:12,959 Oh, my... 987 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,676 Sport? Sport, catch. 988 00:59:44,168 --> 00:59:46,602 Let me see. 989 01:00:00,619 --> 01:00:03,144 We love our teacher, and our best friend 990 01:00:03,189 --> 01:00:05,454 We'll stay together 991 01:00:05,492 --> 01:00:07,153 Until the end 992 01:00:07,194 --> 01:00:09,253 We're moving up... 993 01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:15,259 ...and together, we'll always have fun 994 01:00:15,303 --> 01:00:19,297 We love our teacher, and our best friend 995 01:00:19,341 --> 01:00:21,605 We'll stay together 996 01:00:21,643 --> 01:00:24,612 Until the end 997 01:00:24,646 --> 01:00:28,014 We're one for all, and all for one 998 01:00:28,051 --> 01:00:31,578 And together, we'll always have fun... 999 01:00:41,398 --> 01:00:44,095 I will always have a notebook. 1000 01:00:44,135 --> 01:00:46,126 Only Golly understands this. 1001 01:00:46,171 --> 01:00:48,969 I will write down everything, and I'll know everything. 1002 01:00:49,007 --> 01:00:50,770 And I'll take everything I know, 1003 01:00:50,809 --> 01:00:52,175 and write my memoirs, 1004 01:00:52,211 --> 01:00:53,610 and be a huge, big, celebrity, 1005 01:00:53,646 --> 01:00:54,943 and go on all the talk shows 1006 01:00:54,981 --> 01:00:56,778 and tell them Marion Hawthorne smells. 1007 01:00:56,816 --> 01:01:00,719 And... won't that rock? 1008 01:01:10,064 --> 01:01:11,326 What smells? 1009 01:01:11,366 --> 01:01:12,663 Eww! 1010 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,758 Did something die? 1011 01:01:16,505 --> 01:01:18,496 - Get away. - Eww! 1012 01:01:23,947 --> 01:01:27,178 Where's your notebook, Harriet? 1013 01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:29,481 I don't know, Marion. 1014 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,614 Have you looked up your butt? 1015 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,390 You all better stop being mean to me, 1016 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:37,985 or else, I'm going to... 1017 01:01:38,029 --> 01:01:39,292 Or else, what? 1018 01:01:39,331 --> 01:01:41,196 Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 1019 01:01:41,233 --> 01:01:42,757 I'm gonna get you real bad. 1020 01:01:42,801 --> 01:01:43,893 I'm gonna... 1021 01:01:43,936 --> 01:01:47,338 No, that's where you're wrong, Harriet the Spy. 1022 01:01:47,373 --> 01:01:49,671 We're gonna get you so bad... 1023 01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:51,108 and you know why? 1024 01:01:51,144 --> 01:01:52,873 'Cause we have a plan. 1025 01:01:52,912 --> 01:01:53,901 Yeah! 1026 01:02:35,227 --> 01:02:38,355 I don't like giving orders twice, you know. 1027 01:02:38,397 --> 01:02:42,197 I told you to nail it to the side, not to the right. 1028 01:02:42,267 --> 01:02:46,204 One, two, three, heave! 1029 01:02:49,943 --> 01:02:51,502 I need more nails. 1030 01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:56,047 Harder, harder. 1031 01:03:05,227 --> 01:03:07,196 Hold it, hold it. 1032 01:03:10,099 --> 01:03:12,693 A club for catching spies? 1033 01:03:12,735 --> 01:03:15,432 I'm doomed. 1034 01:03:22,279 --> 01:03:25,306 "If Golly said choose between being a spy 1035 01:03:25,350 --> 01:03:27,341 "and having friends... 1036 01:03:31,757 --> 01:03:33,588 I'd pick spy." 1037 01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,958 Maybe you're not allowed to have both." 1038 01:03:51,312 --> 01:03:52,301 Ugh! 1039 01:03:54,683 --> 01:03:56,207 Get her! 1040 01:04:21,847 --> 01:04:23,747 Spy-catchers are everywhere. 1041 01:04:23,782 --> 01:04:25,750 My route is ruined. 1042 01:04:25,784 --> 01:04:28,117 No one can stand in my way. 1043 01:04:32,692 --> 01:04:33,954 Forget that my heart sank 1044 01:04:33,993 --> 01:04:36,053 when I saw you standing there with that policeman. 1045 01:04:36,096 --> 01:04:37,188 This is your mother talking. 1046 01:04:37,297 --> 01:04:39,288 But when I ask you for some kind of explanation, 1047 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,300 it's like... 1048 01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:41,301 It's not that big a deal. 1049 01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:42,302 Oh, no... wrong. 1050 01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:43,634 Being brought home by the cops 1051 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,797 is a very big deal, Harriet. 1052 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,466 Cop. Cop. 1053 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:49,705 One guy. That's it. 1054 01:04:49,744 --> 01:04:51,770 No, that's not it; we've spoken with Miss Elson. 1055 01:04:51,814 --> 01:04:52,906 You remember school? 1056 01:04:52,948 --> 01:04:54,779 And she tells us that you've done 1057 01:04:54,817 --> 01:04:56,148 zero schoolwork in days. 1058 01:04:56,185 --> 01:04:58,312 All you do is play with your notebook. 1059 01:04:58,354 --> 01:05:00,289 It's not play, it's work. 1060 01:05:00,323 --> 01:05:02,621 School is your work, Harriet. 1061 01:05:02,659 --> 01:05:06,653 Yeah, well, she can shut up, 'cause I'm learning tons. 1062 01:05:06,697 --> 01:05:07,664 Oh, yes? 1063 01:05:07,698 --> 01:05:09,256 Well, not about history, huh? 1064 01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:10,324 Not about geography. 1065 01:05:10,368 --> 01:05:11,335 Not even English. 1066 01:05:11,369 --> 01:05:13,360 I swear, if it's not in your notebook, 1067 01:05:13,404 --> 01:05:15,703 it's as if you don't want to know about it. 1068 01:05:15,741 --> 01:05:18,175 So what? 1069 01:05:20,078 --> 01:05:21,602 Harriet... 1070 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:31,455 This... obsession you've developed 1071 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:34,154 is not entirely healthy. 1072 01:05:34,195 --> 01:05:37,722 Now, we've made a decision. 1073 01:05:37,765 --> 01:05:38,790 And-And we, uh... 1074 01:05:38,834 --> 01:05:39,926 We want you to stop 1075 01:05:39,968 --> 01:05:41,196 with the notebook. 1076 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:48,336 S-Stop writing? 1077 01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:52,541 Not forever, just as an experiment. 1078 01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,847 Harriet, the world is filled with so many things 1079 01:05:54,885 --> 01:05:56,512 a person like yourself could enjoy. 1080 01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:58,111 Well, that's right. 1081 01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:01,090 And you're going to find that, sometimes 1082 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:03,958 just experiencing them can be enough. 1083 01:06:03,995 --> 01:06:08,159 That's how I experience things... with my notebook. 1084 01:06:08,266 --> 01:06:09,460 Harriet... 1085 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:12,368 No. Let's see you experience things 1086 01:06:12,404 --> 01:06:15,635 without your unhealthy obsessions, huh? 1087 01:06:15,674 --> 01:06:18,165 Every day you come home, and pour yourself a big martini. 1088 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:19,768 How come you don't give that up? 1089 01:06:19,813 --> 01:06:21,804 And how many days go by 1090 01:06:21,848 --> 01:06:23,577 without you going to a stupid party? 1091 01:06:23,617 --> 01:06:26,485 Or buying some other piece of crappy jewelry... like, two? 1092 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,181 Don't take that tone with us, young lady. 1093 01:06:28,289 --> 01:06:30,519 We're your parents. We make the rules in this house. 1094 01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:31,752 Now, hand over the notebook. 1095 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:33,726 I threw it away. 1096 01:06:33,761 --> 01:06:36,128 You're sitting on it. 1097 01:06:36,164 --> 01:06:38,792 I'm not moving. 1098 01:06:40,302 --> 01:06:42,328 If you make me move you, 1099 01:06:42,372 --> 01:06:44,431 I will move you. 1100 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,824 I'll just get another one. 1101 01:07:02,861 --> 01:07:03,850 Oh? 1102 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,660 Miss Elson will be checking. 1103 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,301 Harriet? 1104 01:07:11,537 --> 01:07:13,505 Don't you want to talk about this? 1105 01:07:13,539 --> 01:07:14,973 No. 1106 01:07:21,148 --> 01:07:25,677 Harriet... did we forget? 1107 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:29,121 Notebook check. 1108 01:07:39,736 --> 01:07:41,169 Dweeb! 1109 01:08:49,915 --> 01:08:52,509 Hey... 1110 01:09:14,443 --> 01:09:17,469 Harriet the Spy, Harriet the Spy... 1111 01:09:20,816 --> 01:09:24,810 Harriet the Spy, Harriet the Spy... 1112 01:09:29,693 --> 01:09:31,160 Oops! 1113 01:09:32,496 --> 01:09:33,656 I'm sorry! 1114 01:09:33,697 --> 01:09:35,460 You did that on purpose! 1115 01:09:35,499 --> 01:09:37,592 It was an accident, I swear. 1116 01:09:37,634 --> 01:09:39,626 - Here, let me help you. - No! 1117 01:09:44,142 --> 01:09:45,200 Get away! 1118 01:09:45,243 --> 01:09:47,804 Get away! 1119 01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:51,112 That's it, work together, 1120 01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:53,618 and we'll have Harriet cleaned up in no time. 1121 01:09:53,653 --> 01:09:54,813 Don't worry, Harriet, 1122 01:09:54,855 --> 01:09:57,050 we'll all help you. 1123 01:09:57,090 --> 01:09:58,079 No, stop it. 1124 01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,615 I don't need your help. 1125 01:09:59,659 --> 01:10:00,887 You all get away! 1126 01:10:00,927 --> 01:10:02,054 No! 1127 01:10:02,096 --> 01:10:04,087 No! 1128 01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:11,806 Harriet! 1129 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,068 Wait! 1130 01:10:13,108 --> 01:10:15,235 Whoa... 1131 01:10:15,277 --> 01:10:17,712 Well, that wasn't very dignified. 1132 01:11:41,874 --> 01:11:45,436 "To be... or not to be... 1133 01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,811 "That is the question. 1134 01:11:47,848 --> 01:11:49,611 Wait. 1135 01:11:49,650 --> 01:11:51,481 Is that a question? 1136 01:11:54,155 --> 01:12:00,424 "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 1137 01:12:00,461 --> 01:12:02,657 "The slings and arrows 1138 01:12:02,698 --> 01:12:04,893 "Of outrageous fortune 1139 01:12:04,934 --> 01:12:06,765 "Or to take arms 1140 01:12:06,802 --> 01:12:10,204 "Against a sea of terribles 1141 01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:14,237 "And by optioning, end them? 1142 01:12:14,277 --> 01:12:15,244 "To die... 1143 01:12:15,278 --> 01:12:16,404 I want to die. 1144 01:12:16,446 --> 01:12:18,244 "To sleep no more 1145 01:12:18,316 --> 01:12:20,580 "And by a sleep to say 1146 01:12:20,618 --> 01:12:22,609 "We end the heart-chat 1147 01:12:22,653 --> 01:12:24,985 "And the thousand nags of shock... 1148 01:12:25,022 --> 01:12:27,184 "The flesh 1149 01:12:27,225 --> 01:12:30,160 "is here, too... 1150 01:12:30,195 --> 01:12:32,663 "'Tis a consummation 1151 01:12:32,698 --> 01:12:38,137 "Development to be wished 1152 01:12:38,171 --> 01:12:44,907 To die... to sleep no more." 1153 01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:48,608 There are many signs that Tom is changing from a boy to a man. 1154 01:12:48,649 --> 01:12:50,481 Tom is getting a deeper voice 1155 01:12:50,518 --> 01:12:53,282 and sometimes it gives him a little trouble. 1156 01:12:53,321 --> 01:12:54,618 Don't be insulting 1157 01:12:54,656 --> 01:12:56,283 my... friend. 1158 01:12:56,324 --> 01:12:59,886 This is an actual photograph of vocal chords taken through 1159 01:12:59,929 --> 01:13:01,829 a special instrument. 1160 01:13:01,864 --> 01:13:04,230 The chords vibrate when the person breathes out. 1161 01:13:05,502 --> 01:13:08,062 The larynx is here at the top of the windpipe 1162 01:13:08,105 --> 01:13:11,597 and is the housing for the vocal cords. 1163 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:39,462 Bra on a pole! Bra on a pole! 1164 01:13:47,482 --> 01:13:49,313 Oh, no. 1165 01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:08,562 Hello, Marion. 1166 01:14:08,605 --> 01:14:11,234 Get away from me, Harriet. 1167 01:14:11,276 --> 01:14:15,906 Or what, you gonna tell your father? 1168 01:14:15,947 --> 01:14:18,712 I heard my parents talking. 1169 01:14:19,952 --> 01:14:21,920 You don't have a father. 1170 01:14:21,954 --> 01:14:25,584 All those stories about horseback riding are garbage. 1171 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,752 You made them all up. 1172 01:14:27,794 --> 01:14:30,922 Your father lives in Amsterdam. 1173 01:14:30,964 --> 01:14:34,594 He hasn't seen you in three years. 1174 01:14:34,635 --> 01:14:37,798 And you want to know why, Marion? 1175 01:14:40,308 --> 01:14:43,278 'Cause he doesn't love you. 1176 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:45,303 Move. 1177 01:15:49,819 --> 01:15:51,980 Harriet? 1178 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:55,819 Harriet, come down here. 1179 01:15:59,864 --> 01:16:02,732 Harriet, what's happened to you? 1180 01:16:02,768 --> 01:16:06,226 We've gotten calls from every parent at school. 1181 01:16:06,338 --> 01:16:08,329 They're all either furious or terrified. 1182 01:16:08,373 --> 01:16:09,739 Marion Hawthorne can't stop crying. 1183 01:16:09,776 --> 01:16:11,903 Laura Peters has locked herself in the bathroom 1184 01:16:11,945 --> 01:16:13,139 and won't come out. 1185 01:16:13,179 --> 01:16:14,806 The only parents we haven't heard from 1186 01:16:14,847 --> 01:16:15,939 are Pinky Whitehead's. 1187 01:16:17,618 --> 01:16:19,210 I'm not answering that. 1188 01:16:19,253 --> 01:16:20,811 I always hated school myself. 1189 01:16:20,854 --> 01:16:22,116 No, now, see, that's the problem. 1190 01:16:22,156 --> 01:16:23,214 What? I know... 1191 01:16:23,257 --> 01:16:24,885 Something is very wrong here, Ben, and you need 1192 01:16:24,926 --> 01:16:26,120 ...to take this seriously. - I am! 1193 01:16:26,161 --> 01:16:27,560 - No, come on. - I'm just as serious as... 1194 01:16:27,596 --> 01:16:28,585 You know what you're doing. 1195 01:16:28,630 --> 01:16:30,257 - You're coming in and teasing... - No, I'm not. 1196 01:16:30,332 --> 01:16:31,264 We have a really bad situation. 1197 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,733 We don't know what the situation is at all. 1198 01:16:32,768 --> 01:16:34,565 You always come in and make jokes and then I have to come in 1199 01:16:34,604 --> 01:16:35,593 Do we know what the situation is? 1200 01:16:35,638 --> 01:16:36,605 ...and be the grumpy one. 1201 01:16:36,639 --> 01:16:37,765 Maybe we should find out what it is. 1202 01:16:37,807 --> 01:16:40,902 I'm fine, I'm fine... 1203 01:16:40,944 --> 01:16:42,969 I'm fine, I'm fine... 1204 01:16:43,013 --> 01:16:45,106 I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine... 1205 01:16:45,148 --> 01:16:46,740 I'm fine! 1206 01:16:47,784 --> 01:16:49,047 No, sweetheart. 1207 01:16:49,087 --> 01:16:52,147 I can't understand how this is fine. 1208 01:16:53,992 --> 01:16:56,324 Harriet, uh, uh, can you explain this? 1209 01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:25,252 Well, what do we do now? 1210 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,827 We can do anything you like. 1211 01:17:26,862 --> 01:17:28,728 What am I supposed to do? 1212 01:17:28,765 --> 01:17:30,357 How about a game? 1213 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,129 Do you play chess? 1214 01:17:32,168 --> 01:17:34,932 Golly was going to teach me, but... 1215 01:17:34,971 --> 01:17:36,097 Golly? 1216 01:17:36,139 --> 01:17:37,471 Who's he? 1217 01:17:38,809 --> 01:17:40,936 Just somebody. 1218 01:17:42,713 --> 01:17:46,275 You sit here and play with this stuff all day? 1219 01:17:46,351 --> 01:17:47,613 Don't you have toys at home? 1220 01:17:47,652 --> 01:17:48,812 Yeah. 1221 01:17:48,853 --> 01:17:50,252 But I'm 11. 1222 01:18:01,535 --> 01:18:04,436 You stink. 1223 01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:05,870 What are you doing? 1224 01:18:05,906 --> 01:18:07,237 Just taking notes. 1225 01:18:07,274 --> 01:18:08,606 Are they the mean, 1226 01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:13,205 nasty kind... or the regular kind? 1227 01:18:13,247 --> 01:18:15,112 Why? 1228 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:16,742 Because... 1229 01:18:16,785 --> 01:18:18,082 I'm just telling you, 1230 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,556 it's tough getting away with the nasty kind these days. 1231 01:18:21,590 --> 01:18:23,285 Thanks for the advice. 1232 01:18:24,294 --> 01:18:26,262 Nobody ever takes 1233 01:18:26,329 --> 01:18:28,490 your notebook away from you, I bet. 1234 01:18:29,399 --> 01:18:32,061 Tell you what. 1235 01:18:32,102 --> 01:18:34,571 How about I give you a notebook. 1236 01:18:34,605 --> 01:18:38,439 Would you like that? 1237 01:18:38,476 --> 01:18:40,911 Yeah. Sure. 1238 01:18:40,946 --> 01:18:42,436 This guy's not bad. 1239 01:18:42,481 --> 01:18:44,847 Definitely one of those people 1240 01:18:44,883 --> 01:18:47,545 Golly says deserves a closer look. 1241 01:18:47,586 --> 01:18:51,284 At least he knows the value of a good notebook. 1242 01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:52,848 Harriet? 1243 01:18:52,892 --> 01:18:54,257 Hmm? 1244 01:18:54,293 --> 01:18:55,726 It's time to go. 1245 01:18:56,764 --> 01:18:59,631 Can I keep the notebook? 1246 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:02,100 I'll have to talk to your parents about that. 1247 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:11,742 Well, what did he say? 1248 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,510 What did he say? 1249 01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:17,417 Well, he says that, uh, you're fine. 1250 01:19:17,453 --> 01:19:22,255 And, uh, you're a wonderful girl and very smart 1251 01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:25,420 and you'll be a terrific writer some day. 1252 01:19:25,462 --> 01:19:27,953 I could've told you that. 1253 01:19:53,828 --> 01:19:56,388 I didn't read it. 1254 01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:58,295 Good. 1255 01:19:58,332 --> 01:20:00,233 You know, Harriet, 1256 01:20:00,268 --> 01:20:05,171 uh, someday... when you grow up... you might have children. 1257 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:07,232 Doubt it. 1258 01:20:07,275 --> 01:20:09,574 Well, not tomorrow, 1259 01:20:09,612 --> 01:20:12,137 or soon, but some day. 1260 01:20:12,181 --> 01:20:13,773 Maybe. 1261 01:20:13,816 --> 01:20:15,750 And, if you do, 1262 01:20:15,785 --> 01:20:18,983 you're going to try really hard to understand them. 1263 01:20:19,022 --> 01:20:20,319 But I keep telling you... 1264 01:20:20,390 --> 01:20:22,449 I know, you told me about the notebook. 1265 01:20:22,493 --> 01:20:24,291 And even though you're telling me, 1266 01:20:24,329 --> 01:20:25,921 and even though I'm listening, 1267 01:20:25,964 --> 01:20:28,660 I still don't understand it, Harriet. 1268 01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:32,000 Is that why you took it away? 1269 01:20:32,037 --> 01:20:34,369 We made a mistake. 1270 01:20:37,376 --> 01:20:40,835 Don't do it again, okay? 1271 01:20:40,881 --> 01:20:42,371 We try. 1272 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,347 Mom? 1273 01:20:48,389 --> 01:20:49,515 Yeah? 1274 01:20:49,557 --> 01:20:50,956 Will you tuck me in? 1275 01:20:50,992 --> 01:20:53,222 Sure. 1276 01:20:56,565 --> 01:20:58,829 There we go. 1277 01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:08,541 Green. 1278 01:21:08,578 --> 01:21:10,045 G-R-E-E-N. 1279 01:21:10,079 --> 01:21:12,810 Aren't you going to work on your notebook today? 1280 01:21:12,850 --> 01:21:13,942 Yeah. Pick a number. 1281 01:21:14,985 --> 01:21:16,213 Seven. 1282 01:21:16,253 --> 01:21:19,051 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 1283 01:21:19,089 --> 01:21:20,614 All right. 1284 01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:23,628 "Turn around." 1285 01:21:23,662 --> 01:21:25,254 That's not a fortune. 1286 01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:26,662 Turn around. 1287 01:21:26,698 --> 01:21:28,564 Why? 1288 01:21:28,601 --> 01:21:30,660 Turn around. 1289 01:21:30,703 --> 01:21:33,035 Golly? 1290 01:21:34,373 --> 01:21:35,932 Golly! 1291 01:21:47,055 --> 01:21:48,682 Why, Harriet the Spy, 1292 01:21:48,723 --> 01:21:50,520 I believe you've grown a full inch. 1293 01:21:50,558 --> 01:21:52,857 Nuh-uh. 1294 01:21:52,895 --> 01:21:54,692 You certainly have grown. 1295 01:21:54,730 --> 01:21:56,630 Oh, Golly! 1296 01:21:57,666 --> 01:22:00,465 So what do I do now, Golly? 1297 01:22:00,503 --> 01:22:03,529 "Beauty is truth, truth beauty. 1298 01:22:03,573 --> 01:22:05,302 "That is all ye know on Earth 1299 01:22:05,408 --> 01:22:06,636 and all ye need to know." 1300 01:22:06,676 --> 01:22:08,304 John Keats. 1301 01:22:08,412 --> 01:22:10,277 What is that supposed to mean? 1302 01:22:10,314 --> 01:22:11,872 It means you've got trouble. 1303 01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:13,508 You wrote down the truth in your notebook, 1304 01:22:13,551 --> 01:22:15,713 and your friends, who weren't supposed to see it, did. 1305 01:22:15,754 --> 01:22:17,654 Now there are only two things for you to do, 1306 01:22:17,689 --> 01:22:19,816 and you're not going to like either one of them. 1307 01:22:19,858 --> 01:22:22,190 Like what? 1308 01:22:22,227 --> 01:22:26,426 Well, you have to apologize and you have to lie. 1309 01:22:26,466 --> 01:22:29,264 But you said never to lie. 1310 01:22:29,302 --> 01:22:31,669 I know, I did. 1311 01:22:31,705 --> 01:22:34,503 Let me see how I can explain this. 1312 01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:39,240 Sometimes a little lie that makes people feel better 1313 01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:41,339 isn't really wrong. 1314 01:22:41,383 --> 01:22:43,851 You know, like, you can thank someone 1315 01:22:43,885 --> 01:22:46,547 for a meal they cooked you, even if you hated it. 1316 01:22:46,588 --> 01:22:48,716 You could tell a sick friend that they look better, 1317 01:22:48,758 --> 01:22:51,056 even if they don't. 1318 01:22:51,093 --> 01:22:55,223 Sometimes a really small lie can be a really big help. 1319 01:22:55,264 --> 01:22:58,826 They tried to squash me like a bug. 1320 01:22:58,869 --> 01:23:00,996 It's too hard. 1321 01:23:01,038 --> 01:23:02,767 It's not worth it. 1322 01:23:02,806 --> 01:23:05,537 Aw, never say that, Harriet. 1323 01:23:05,576 --> 01:23:06,975 You're worth it. 1324 01:23:07,011 --> 01:23:09,002 You're an individual, and you know something? 1325 01:23:09,047 --> 01:23:10,537 That makes people nervous. 1326 01:23:10,581 --> 01:23:12,982 And it's going to keep making people nervous your whole life. 1327 01:23:13,018 --> 01:23:14,315 My whole life? 1328 01:23:14,386 --> 01:23:15,478 Yep. 1329 01:23:15,521 --> 01:23:17,216 What do I do? 1330 01:23:17,256 --> 01:23:19,851 You stay true to Harriet and you accept the cost. 1331 01:23:19,893 --> 01:23:21,019 Now, come on. 1332 01:23:21,061 --> 01:23:23,325 That's enough lessons for today, okay? 1333 01:23:23,396 --> 01:23:25,091 You're 11. 1334 01:23:25,131 --> 01:23:27,999 I think it's time for you to start writing something 1335 01:23:28,035 --> 01:23:29,969 other than notes. 1336 01:23:30,004 --> 01:23:31,528 Like what? 1337 01:23:31,572 --> 01:23:33,233 You'll think of something. 1338 01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:36,676 Can't you come back for just a little while? 1339 01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:40,307 Oh, no, I never go back. Only forward. 1340 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:42,441 And you know what else? 1341 01:23:42,484 --> 01:23:44,885 Good friends are one of life's blessings. 1342 01:23:44,921 --> 01:23:47,219 Don't give them up without a fight. 1343 01:23:58,970 --> 01:24:02,463 Replicate. Replicate. 1344 01:24:04,043 --> 01:24:05,305 Stupid spores. 1345 01:24:05,344 --> 01:24:06,902 Hi, Janie. 1346 01:24:07,914 --> 01:24:09,541 Look what you made me do. 1347 01:24:09,582 --> 01:24:11,140 This stuff is going to eat 1348 01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:12,651 right through the floor. 1349 01:24:12,686 --> 01:24:17,624 Three months of incubation down the porcelain pee hole. 1350 01:24:19,427 --> 01:24:22,863 If you roll the rug over it, it won't show so much. 1351 01:24:22,897 --> 01:24:25,765 Oh, so next time you can ruin the rug? 1352 01:24:25,801 --> 01:24:26,893 No. 1353 01:24:26,935 --> 01:24:28,459 Then why are you here? 1354 01:24:28,503 --> 01:24:30,869 I just want to say that... 1355 01:24:30,906 --> 01:24:33,933 What? 1356 01:24:33,977 --> 01:24:36,036 Forget it. 1357 01:24:36,079 --> 01:24:37,671 Fine. 1358 01:24:37,714 --> 01:24:39,307 Forget it. 1359 01:24:49,060 --> 01:24:52,359 I'm sorry, Janie, okay? 1360 01:24:52,464 --> 01:24:55,263 I'm sorry. 1361 01:24:59,905 --> 01:25:01,532 Will you take a look at this. 1362 01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:02,871 Huh? Huh? 1363 01:25:02,908 --> 01:25:05,207 What do you think of your old man now, Sport? 1364 01:25:05,245 --> 01:25:08,180 10,000 smackaroos. 1365 01:25:11,018 --> 01:25:13,249 No more paying with change. 1366 01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:16,051 No more, no more spaghetti. 1367 01:25:16,090 --> 01:25:17,853 Going to feel like steak. 1368 01:25:17,892 --> 01:25:20,054 And you know those fancy basketball sneakers 1369 01:25:20,095 --> 01:25:22,086 with the, with the buckles and the Velcro 1370 01:25:22,131 --> 01:25:23,496 and the crap all over them? 1371 01:25:23,532 --> 01:25:25,762 Their yours, buddy boy, all yours. 1372 01:25:31,374 --> 01:25:32,341 Hello? 1373 01:25:32,442 --> 01:25:33,466 Murray. 1374 01:25:33,510 --> 01:25:35,342 Hey, hey, I take it all back. 1375 01:25:35,446 --> 01:25:37,175 All agents aren't useless. 1376 01:25:37,214 --> 01:25:39,512 Oh, I'm kidding you, I'm kidding you, man. 1377 01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:42,151 You know I was always in your corner. 1378 01:25:42,186 --> 01:25:43,449 Oh, yeah, I knew you'd come through. 1379 01:25:43,488 --> 01:25:44,546 Well, Sport and I are gonna do 1380 01:25:44,589 --> 01:25:45,613 a little celebrating today... 1381 01:25:45,657 --> 01:25:49,184 - Hey. - Hey. 1382 01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,560 Sold his book? 1383 01:25:51,597 --> 01:25:53,360 Got a real job. 1384 01:25:53,466 --> 01:25:55,491 Hey, Harriet, you hear the good news? 1385 01:25:55,535 --> 01:25:56,729 You're a writer. 1386 01:25:57,970 --> 01:25:59,768 So how's it feel? 1387 01:25:59,807 --> 01:26:02,105 Oh, big slice off heaven, 1388 01:26:02,142 --> 01:26:03,973 side order of fries. 1389 01:26:04,011 --> 01:26:05,603 Say, you hungry? 1390 01:26:05,646 --> 01:26:07,444 I feel like going to the fanciest, 1391 01:26:07,482 --> 01:26:09,143 schmanciest restaurant in town. 1392 01:26:09,184 --> 01:26:10,412 We'll abuse the waiter. 1393 01:26:10,452 --> 01:26:11,680 Who's with me? Harriet? 1394 01:26:11,719 --> 01:26:12,913 She can't come. 1395 01:26:12,954 --> 01:26:14,546 What do you mean, she can't come? 1396 01:26:14,589 --> 01:26:15,887 You haven't even asked her. 1397 01:26:15,925 --> 01:26:18,052 I said she can't come. 1398 01:26:21,397 --> 01:26:23,525 You can't be my friend if you're not my friend. 1399 01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:33,305 I'm sorry, Sport. 1400 01:26:33,344 --> 01:26:36,074 I'm sorry. 1401 01:26:43,989 --> 01:26:48,484 No one will forgive me. 1402 01:26:48,528 --> 01:26:51,861 Things will never be the same. 1403 01:27:07,115 --> 01:27:10,778 I have nothing left to lose. 1404 01:27:13,256 --> 01:27:15,747 Someone told me the only reason 1405 01:27:15,791 --> 01:27:18,123 you guys play with me is because of my mom's cake. 1406 01:27:18,161 --> 01:27:21,029 Well, it is very good cake. 1407 01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:28,133 Yeah, but how come we get these pieces and you get those? 1408 01:27:28,173 --> 01:27:30,141 We told you, we're officers. 1409 01:27:30,175 --> 01:27:31,699 And we need our strength. 1410 01:27:31,743 --> 01:27:33,643 You get to fix the clubhouse. 1411 01:27:35,214 --> 01:27:36,841 Somebody's dreaming. 1412 01:27:36,882 --> 01:27:39,646 I am so bored. 1413 01:27:39,685 --> 01:27:41,585 If you don't like it, you can leave. 1414 01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:43,680 Hey, you're right. 1415 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,987 Wait up. 1416 01:27:49,029 --> 01:27:51,089 Anybody sick of listening to her 1417 01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:52,963 ought to get a life. 1418 01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,870 Okay, but you can't come back! 1419 01:27:56,904 --> 01:27:59,339 We're voting! It's official! 1420 01:28:26,638 --> 01:28:28,799 Shh! Teacher! There she is. 1421 01:28:30,175 --> 01:28:31,336 Good morning. 1422 01:28:31,377 --> 01:28:32,742 Today, we are... 1423 01:28:32,778 --> 01:28:34,712 Yes, Harriet? 1424 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:42,851 Miss Elson, I've been thinking a lot, 1425 01:28:42,889 --> 01:28:44,447 and you know how class president 1426 01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:48,758 automatically gets to be editor of the sixth grade newspaper? 1427 01:28:48,796 --> 01:28:51,856 Yes. 1428 01:28:51,899 --> 01:28:57,236 Well, I think... 1429 01:28:57,273 --> 01:29:00,174 I think that it's too much for one person 1430 01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:02,974 and that it's not fair to everybody 1431 01:29:03,013 --> 01:29:06,278 because everybody deserves a chance. 1432 01:29:08,485 --> 01:29:10,453 And... 1433 01:29:12,757 --> 01:29:14,816 And we should change it. 1434 01:29:14,859 --> 01:29:16,486 Objection! 1435 01:29:16,527 --> 01:29:18,188 This isn't a courtroom, Marion. 1436 01:29:19,765 --> 01:29:22,928 I like that idea, Harriet. 1437 01:29:22,968 --> 01:29:24,697 Let's see what the class thinks. 1438 01:29:24,736 --> 01:29:26,328 Miss Elson, I think 1439 01:29:26,405 --> 01:29:28,704 I speak for everyone when I say 1440 01:29:28,741 --> 01:29:32,438 this is, this is a really, really stupid idea. 1441 01:29:32,478 --> 01:29:34,105 That is one opinion. 1442 01:29:35,649 --> 01:29:37,742 But let's take a vote. 1443 01:29:37,785 --> 01:29:41,949 Marion is now editor of the Guidepost. 1444 01:29:41,989 --> 01:29:45,824 Would anyone like to nominate another candidate? 1445 01:29:52,902 --> 01:29:57,805 Well, I guess if no one has anything to say... 1446 01:29:59,743 --> 01:30:02,268 I have something to say. 1447 01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:13,647 I think that Harriet's a very good writer and... 1448 01:30:13,691 --> 01:30:17,219 if we only listen to one person's opinion 1449 01:30:17,262 --> 01:30:19,958 we may never get anywhere new. 1450 01:30:19,998 --> 01:30:23,833 But Harriet might have something very original 1451 01:30:23,870 --> 01:30:26,668 and I'd like to read what she has to write. 1452 01:30:31,846 --> 01:30:34,713 Is there a second? 1453 01:30:34,749 --> 01:30:37,183 I second it. 1454 01:30:42,657 --> 01:30:44,716 I third it. 1455 01:30:48,564 --> 01:30:49,895 Okay, then. 1456 01:30:49,932 --> 01:30:53,766 Harriet Welsch is now a candidate for editor. 1457 01:30:55,305 --> 01:30:56,932 Who votes for Harriet? 1458 01:31:28,342 --> 01:31:31,573 That... is that. 1459 01:31:31,612 --> 01:31:33,944 Yes. 1460 01:31:57,174 --> 01:31:59,143 I am on a mission to be a great writer. 1461 01:32:01,279 --> 01:32:02,712 A good friend once told me 1462 01:32:02,747 --> 01:32:06,240 that all great writers try to see everything. 1463 01:32:06,285 --> 01:32:09,220 Okay, here goes: 1464 01:32:09,255 --> 01:32:12,190 I knew this guy once. 1465 01:32:12,225 --> 01:32:14,387 He used to be a bajillionaire. 1466 01:32:14,428 --> 01:32:16,487 Now he rides a bike. 1467 01:32:16,530 --> 01:32:19,158 Want to know the freaky part? 1468 01:32:21,468 --> 01:32:23,835 He says the bike's better. 1469 01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:26,432 Please write in if you think he's lying. 1470 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:35,539 There's a difference between looking at stuff 1471 01:32:35,584 --> 01:32:37,882 and really seeing it. 1472 01:32:39,890 --> 01:32:41,517 Look who's here. 1473 01:32:41,558 --> 01:32:43,185 Give them some bread, huh? 1474 01:32:43,226 --> 01:32:45,057 Here you are. 1475 01:32:45,095 --> 01:32:47,428 To really see, 1476 01:32:47,498 --> 01:32:49,989 you've got to get a closer look. 1477 01:32:51,068 --> 01:32:52,092 Why, thank you. 1478 01:32:52,136 --> 01:32:53,103 So much. 1479 01:32:53,137 --> 01:32:54,366 A cabbage. 1480 01:32:54,406 --> 01:32:57,170 Carrots in here for you. 1481 01:32:57,209 --> 01:32:58,699 And a sausage. 1482 01:33:13,427 --> 01:33:15,395 I've noticed that, sometimes, 1483 01:33:15,429 --> 01:33:18,365 stuff you think is broken forever 1484 01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:21,836 is actually totally fixable. 1485 01:33:23,872 --> 01:33:28,207 But some stuff is supposed to fall apart. 1486 01:33:28,244 --> 01:33:29,302 Speaking of which, 1487 01:33:29,345 --> 01:33:32,143 certain high ranking officials of a certain 1488 01:33:32,181 --> 01:33:34,742 secret club had better de-dorkify themselves 1489 01:33:34,785 --> 01:33:36,412 in a hurry... 1490 01:33:37,187 --> 01:33:39,018 or else everybody's going back 1491 01:33:39,056 --> 01:33:41,422 to where they were in the first place. 1492 01:33:41,458 --> 01:33:43,427 This reporter believes 1493 01:33:43,494 --> 01:33:46,725 that de-dorkification is a difficult, 1494 01:33:46,764 --> 01:33:48,664 but not impossible, process. 1495 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:51,101 Mostly, you've got to want to be cured. 1496 01:33:54,573 --> 01:33:58,977 But I'm pretty sure it's a two steps forward, 1497 01:33:59,012 --> 01:34:02,038 one step back kind of deal. 1498 01:34:02,082 --> 01:34:05,540 In theater news, Miss Elson's sixth grade holiday pageant 1499 01:34:05,585 --> 01:34:09,886 was the theatrical controversy of the season. 1500 01:34:10,925 --> 01:34:13,291 Some were happy to see it, 1501 01:34:13,327 --> 01:34:15,319 and who am I to argue? 1502 01:34:31,382 --> 01:34:34,613 Others say... it stunk. 1503 01:34:38,223 --> 01:34:40,851 This reporter has no comment. 1504 01:34:40,892 --> 01:34:42,792 And, hey, stupid school board, 1505 01:34:42,827 --> 01:34:45,523 give Miss Elson a raise, would you? 1506 01:34:46,565 --> 01:34:49,329 She's not so bad, as teachers go. 1507 01:34:49,368 --> 01:34:52,064 And she puts up with a lot. 1508 01:34:53,306 --> 01:34:55,798 There's evidence to suggest that Janie Gibbs 1509 01:34:55,842 --> 01:34:58,743 will grow up to be the world's greatest scientist. 1510 01:34:58,779 --> 01:35:02,113 So far, she has shown amazing progress in the areas 1511 01:35:02,150 --> 01:35:05,244 of mold manipulation and chemical combustibles. 1512 01:35:05,286 --> 01:35:08,312 We have also learned that Sport's father 1513 01:35:08,356 --> 01:35:10,552 is rolling in dough from his latest book, 1514 01:35:10,592 --> 01:35:13,060 which just goes to show, if you stick to what you love... 1515 01:35:13,095 --> 01:35:16,724 and work like a dog... you will succeed. 1516 01:35:16,765 --> 01:35:19,394 For those of you who don't know, a retraction 1517 01:35:19,502 --> 01:35:21,970 is when a newspaper takes something back. 1518 01:35:22,005 --> 01:35:25,601 This newspaper would like to retract certain statements 1519 01:35:25,643 --> 01:35:26,803 in a certain notebook 1520 01:35:26,844 --> 01:35:29,244 which may have hurt certain people's feelings. 1521 01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:30,406 They were lies. 1522 01:35:30,448 --> 01:35:32,746 And those that weren't lies... 1523 01:35:32,783 --> 01:35:34,411 were mean. 1524 01:35:34,453 --> 01:35:37,616 Like, just because a person's father is far away 1525 01:35:37,656 --> 01:35:39,954 does not mean he doesn't love you. 1526 01:35:39,991 --> 01:35:41,584 Anyway, don't think about it. 1527 01:35:44,997 --> 01:35:46,362 The truth is important, 1528 01:35:46,399 --> 01:35:49,858 but so are your friends. 1529 01:35:51,805 --> 01:35:56,435 And if you can have them both, then it's a good life. 1530 01:35:56,477 --> 01:36:02,212 Until next issue, I remain your faithful correspondent, 1531 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:08,986 Harriet M. Welsch. 1532 01:36:13,497 --> 01:36:15,328 Get up offa that thing 1533 01:36:15,365 --> 01:36:18,266 And dance till you feel better 1534 01:36:18,301 --> 01:36:19,393 Get up offa that thing 1535 01:36:19,469 --> 01:36:21,836 And dance till you... sing it now 1536 01:36:21,873 --> 01:36:23,898 Get up offa that thing 1537 01:36:23,941 --> 01:36:25,966 And dance till you feel better 1538 01:36:26,010 --> 01:36:28,240 Get up offa that thing 1539 01:36:28,279 --> 01:36:29,975 Just try to release that pressure 1540 01:36:30,015 --> 01:36:31,414 Get up offa that thing 1541 01:36:31,450 --> 01:36:34,248 And shake till you feel better 1542 01:36:34,286 --> 01:36:35,776 Get up offa that thing 1543 01:36:35,821 --> 01:36:37,414 And shake... say it now 1544 01:36:37,457 --> 01:36:40,085 Get up offa that thing 1545 01:36:40,126 --> 01:36:41,593 And shake till you feel better 1546 01:36:41,628 --> 01:36:43,425 Get up offa that thing 1547 01:36:43,463 --> 01:36:45,989 Try to release that pressure 1548 01:36:46,033 --> 01:36:47,591 Get up off... 1549 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,432 Huh 1550 01:36:49,470 --> 01:36:50,596 Good God 1551 01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,401 So good 1552 01:36:54,209 --> 01:36:55,176 Uhh 1553 01:36:55,210 --> 01:36:57,075 Everybody ready? 1554 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:01,613 Follow me 1555 01:37:01,651 --> 01:37:04,211 Get up offa that thing 1556 01:37:04,253 --> 01:37:06,551 And shake till you feel better 1557 01:37:06,589 --> 01:37:08,022 Get up offa that thing 1558 01:37:08,057 --> 01:37:09,548 And shake till you... say it now 1559 01:37:09,593 --> 01:37:12,027 Get up offa that thing 1560 01:37:12,062 --> 01:37:14,530 And shake till you feel better 1561 01:37:14,565 --> 01:37:16,795 Get up offa that thing 1562 01:37:16,834 --> 01:37:18,564 Just try to release that pressure 1563 01:37:18,603 --> 01:37:20,161 Get up offa that thing 1564 01:37:20,205 --> 01:37:22,366 And shake till you feel better 1565 01:37:22,407 --> 01:37:24,568 Get up offa that thing 1566 01:37:24,609 --> 01:37:27,010 And shake till you... sing it now 1567 01:37:27,046 --> 01:37:29,378 Get up offa that thing 1568 01:37:29,415 --> 01:37:30,973 And shake till you feel better 1569 01:37:31,016 --> 01:37:33,178 Get up offa that thing 1570 01:37:33,220 --> 01:37:34,778 Ooh... so good 1571 01:37:41,262 --> 01:37:42,422 Huh! 1572 01:37:42,530 --> 01:37:43,861 Whoo-hoo! 1573 01:37:51,273 --> 01:37:53,366 Get up offa that thing 1574 01:37:53,408 --> 01:37:54,375 Eew, a stink bomb! 1575 01:37:54,409 --> 01:37:56,809 Get up offa that thing 1576 01:37:59,015 --> 01:38:01,279 Get up offa that thing 1577 01:38:01,317 --> 01:38:03,376 Dance till you feel better 1578 01:38:03,486 --> 01:38:05,387 Get up offa that thing 1579 01:38:05,489 --> 01:38:07,047 Just try to release that pressure 1580 01:38:07,091 --> 01:38:08,251 Wait a minute 1581 01:38:11,595 --> 01:38:13,689 Funky 1582 01:38:14,733 --> 01:38:17,395 I need it. 1583 01:38:40,129 --> 01:38:42,927 A crack in the door 1584 01:38:42,965 --> 01:38:46,231 A slit in the vines 1585 01:38:46,269 --> 01:38:49,432 A hole in the fence 1586 01:38:49,472 --> 01:38:51,440 So easy to find 1587 01:38:51,474 --> 01:38:57,778 People doing people things 1588 01:38:57,815 --> 01:39:04,380 Whatever that might be 1589 01:39:04,423 --> 01:39:11,227 They go on about their business 1590 01:39:11,264 --> 01:39:17,568 Too wrapped up to see 1591 01:39:17,605 --> 01:39:21,063 In the shadows 1592 01:39:21,108 --> 01:39:26,911 My unblinking eye 1593 01:39:26,948 --> 01:39:32,443 I love... the secretive life 1594 01:39:36,959 --> 01:39:40,087 I hide in the park, behind a bush 1595 01:39:40,129 --> 01:39:42,098 I see runners and skaters 1596 01:39:42,132 --> 01:39:46,762 And a half naked man showing off his tattoos 1597 01:39:46,803 --> 01:39:50,262 And I see old Mr. Gray in his bad toupee 1598 01:39:50,308 --> 01:39:53,436 With some dumb girl about half his age 1599 01:39:53,478 --> 01:39:59,782 - People doing people things - Definitely not his wife 1600 01:39:59,818 --> 01:40:06,622 Are calling out to me 1601 01:40:06,660 --> 01:40:12,793 All their grand and foolish schemes 1602 01:40:12,833 --> 01:40:19,796 It's better than TV 1603 01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:29,149 They're so funny, I could almost cry 1604 01:40:29,185 --> 01:40:35,488 I love... the secretive life 1605 01:40:35,525 --> 01:40:38,984 There's Johnny's dad on his third martini 1606 01:40:39,029 --> 01:40:40,826 And his nose is getting bigger 1607 01:40:40,864 --> 01:40:44,322 As I watch him through the kitchen window 1608 01:40:44,368 --> 01:40:48,999 They really oughta close those blinds 1609 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:52,009 And under my coat, I got a microrecorder 1610 01:40:52,043 --> 01:40:55,502 A pad, and a pencil, and a picture of you 1611 01:40:55,548 --> 01:40:58,847 I can't believe you did that 1612 01:40:58,884 --> 01:41:01,786 I see two love birds walking by 1613 01:41:01,822 --> 01:41:05,121 With that sick and dreamy look in their eye 1614 01:41:05,158 --> 01:41:08,788 And there's a big fat cop with a Magnum mustache 1615 01:41:08,830 --> 01:41:12,459 Trying so hard to look mean 1616 01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:15,333 The secretive life 105548