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Okay. 13 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:48,855 I'm looking at your profile. 14 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:51,024 We have a pretty intricate matching algorithm. 15 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,068 That's what distinguishes us from other online dating services. 16 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,403 Yeah, I like that. 17 00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:58,823 Actually, I'm just trying to leave a wink for one person. 18 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:00,491 Cheryl Melhoff. 19 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:03,244 She started in my division at work about a month ago... 20 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,664 and I overheard her near the bagels saying she was on your site. 21 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,374 Okay, that's unique. 22 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:09,542 But let me ask you. 23 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:11,169 You left a lot of this stuff... 24 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:15,214 like the "Been There, Done That" section, you left it blank. 25 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,091 Yeah, I think I skipped it. 26 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,052 Okay, you got to help me out here, man. 27 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,595 Don't skip stuff. 28 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,182 Okay, well, I haven't really been 29 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,768 anywhere noteworthy or mentionable. 30 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:31,731 Have you done anything noteworthy, mentionable? 31 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,108 (DOG BARKING) 32 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,195 Hello, you still there? 33 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,405 Can you hang on a second? 34 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,165 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 35 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,250 Go, go, go! Get out! Get out! 36 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:54,212 She's gonna blow! Go! Go! 37 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,966 Chips! Over here! 38 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,134 Chips! Thank you! 39 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,386 How did you know about the building? 40 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,262 I heard barking, thought I smelled gas. 41 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:04,639 I hope it's okay. 42 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,349 I engineered a prosthesis for Chips 43 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,059 while I was sprinting down the stairwell. 44 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:09,644 A little hip-joint assembly 45 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,896 with a drop-ring lock and an anterior pelvic band. 46 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:13,564 God, you're noteworthy! 47 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,901 I just live by the ABC's: Adventurous, Brave, Creative. 48 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,611 (TODD'S VOICE) That's everything I want in a man. 49 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:22,615 TODD: My man? 50 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:24,575 Hey, my man, you still there? 51 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:27,912 Hey. 52 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,248 What? Did you pass out or-- 53 00:05:30,623 --> 00:05:32,542 No, I just like, zoned out for a second. 54 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,919 Okay. Do you do that a lot? 55 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:38,798 Normal amount, I guess. 56 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:42,427 Yeah, I got to run. Sorry. 57 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,137 Okay, but we need a lot more-- 58 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,926 Hey.Bad day to be late. 59 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,470 We just got acquired. 60 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,346 What? Yeah, over the weekend. 61 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,640 ODESSA: Walter! Happy birthday! 62 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:30,767 Whoo-hoo! 63 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,852 He's 42 years old! 64 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:34,771 Odessa! What are you doing here? 65 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:37,315 Mom made you your favorite clementine cake. 66 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,108 Aren't you supposed to be at the retirement place 67 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:40,651 with her getting the piano moved in? 68 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,320 Yes, I was there. It's like halfway done... 69 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:45,323 piano's out of the van, it's on the street, everything's fine. 70 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:47,075 But I just got a phone call about a really 71 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,826 big audition, so can you go finish it? 72 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:51,037 No, I can't. I'm late. Walter, I... 73 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:53,664 I don't think you're seeing this from what I need. 74 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:54,957 What do you need? 75 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,335 I need to be Rizzo in Grease. 76 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:58,878 I don't understand that. 77 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:01,297 My audition! Rizzo! Rizzo? 78 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,424 Rizzo! She's tough and tender! 79 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:04,509 Do me a favor, please. 80 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,886 Make sure Mom's piano gets moved in all the way. All right? 81 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:08,679 Don't go to Rizzo! 82 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,474 Oh, thanks, Walter. Happy birthday! 83 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:13,559 Guess what? We just got acquired. 84 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:14,852 Yeah, I heard. 85 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,062 Yeah, there's gonna be changes. 86 00:07:16,229 --> 00:07:19,899 Downsizing of us into some kind of dot-com thing, possibly. 87 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,819 I wonder how this thing goes down, 88 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:24,862 how the transition's gonna play out. 89 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,322 I could probably tell you. 90 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:30,326 Ted Hendricks, managing director of the transition. 91 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:33,538 Hey. Tim Naughton. Sales. 92 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:36,207 Gary Mannheim, graphic design. 93 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:40,169 And what do you do, cake man? 94 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,629 Oh, uh... 95 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,801 The cake's just for today. I'm not a cake man. 96 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:48,302 I do-- 97 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,720 I deal dirctly-- 98 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:51,222 "Dirctly"? 99 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:56,060 Directly with LIFE's photo units... 100 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:58,229 I'm sorry, I was really getting into this song 101 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,231 and I stopped listening to you. 102 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,570 I was saying, you know who looks good in a beard? 103 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,405 Dumbledore, not you. 104 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:14,078 Guy? 105 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,330 Guy? 106 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,918 What do you do? 107 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,089 I'm a negative asset manager. 108 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,426 Worth the wait. 109 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,929 (SINGS) Mind over matter 110 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,937 Ted. Donny. 111 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,440 Feeling tough? Feeling good. 112 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,692 Well, got to make some tough calls ahead. 113 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,235 You been here before, yeah? 114 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:47,403 Yeah, so this is it, huh? 115 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,280 Yeah, the "house of pictures." 116 00:08:58,873 --> 00:08:59,874 Hey. 117 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,877 Hi. How was your weekend? 118 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,421 I had an awesome weekend. 119 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,940 WOMAN: And what did you do this weekend? 120 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:26,108 Um... Let's see. 121 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:29,487 I bathed in Arctic mountain water... 122 00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:31,948 while my Latin lover recited verse to me. 123 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,908 You slut. I know. 124 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:36,994 Actually, I waited for my refrigerator repairman, who never came. 125 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,496 I'm so sorry. 126 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:39,664 I'm gonna call you later. 127 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:40,790 Okay. 128 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:46,420 (WITH SPANISH ACCENT) The ice,yes? 129 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,130 She moves like a woman. 130 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,009 I'm Walter. Mitty. 131 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,887 Cheryl. Melhoff. 132 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:56,305 Where have you been? 133 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:58,849 Testing the limits of the human espirit. 134 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,979 I'd like to climb your hair, test that out. 135 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:07,066 Perhaps I can contact you, possibly through my poetry falcon. 136 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,567 Poetry falcon. 137 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:09,735 I like that. 138 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:12,989 (FALCON SCREECHING) 139 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:17,243 Do you think, if I hit him with a paper clip, would he move? 140 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,452 I don't know. 141 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:19,662 Do it. 142 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,247 Hello. 143 00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:23,749 I actually threw a toner box at him once. 144 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,001 Yeah? Did he move? 145 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,627 No, I missed. 146 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,297 That's a great story. 147 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:32,133 Ground Control to Major Tom. 148 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,386 Can you hear me, Major Tom? 149 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,348 Oh! 150 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,519 Wow. 151 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:47,398 DON: Moving on, as they say. 152 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:51,193 Conference room, more of these stations here... 153 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,070 where people sort of do their thing. 154 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,405 Layout's here for-- 155 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:06,375 Morning, Hernando! 156 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,878 There's a new nut pouch, did you hear? 157 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,840 Yeah. I met him. 158 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,300 We're gonna be evaluated. 159 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:17,428 They won't be able to. We do intricate details back here. 160 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:18,554 Yeah. 161 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,431 It's tricky. And bewildering. 162 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,933 I should evaluate you, you should evaluate me. 163 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,477 I don't think they'll let us do that. 164 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,686 Just saying. 165 00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:32,818 Hey, how long has this neg roll been here... out in the open? 166 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,239 It says "Sean O'Connell." 167 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,075 It came in this morning. 168 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,119 There's a present, too. He sent you a present, on your desk. 169 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,706 Sean O'Connell still shoots on film. 170 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,250 That results for me in a man crush. 171 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,879 Hey, you want to mount these? 172 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,214 Seriously? 173 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,632 Sure. 174 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:08,479 SEAN: Heard rumblings LIFE'S done, man. 175 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:09,939 Wanted to say thanks. 176 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:14,151 Take a look inside, a gift for all the years of hard work. 177 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,153 Sorry about the neg roll. 178 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,739 I spilled some blood on it... 179 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,616 while self-stitching a gun wound to my abdomen... 180 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,994 but number 25 is my best ever. 181 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,997 The quintessence of life, I think. 182 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,333 I trust you'll get it where it needs to go... 183 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,168 you always do. 184 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,606 What did you get? 185 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:56,193 It's a wallet. 186 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,536 With LIFE'S motto on it. 187 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:15,296 Here you go. 188 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:23,554 Where's 25? It's not there. 189 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:24,889 (LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR) 190 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,185 Hey, we need negative 25. 191 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:32,396 Sean O'Connell sent a telegram. 192 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:33,564 An actual telegram. 193 00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:35,691 A 100-year-old dude came in a little hat. 194 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,277 So there's a floor meeting. 195 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,863 Bring 25. 196 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,744 It's here somewhere. We'll find it. 197 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,622 Okay, make a contact sheet of these frames as soon as you can. 198 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,915 And don't say anything to anyone. 199 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,082 Yeah. 200 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:56,337 I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that-- 201 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,304 I guess, just start back from the beginning. 202 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:08,599 Okay. I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly... 203 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:12,102 that this month's issue will be our last. 204 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:13,854 What? 205 00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:14,939 Yeah. What? 206 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,316 This is some bull! 207 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,151 It's sad... 208 00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,446 ...news, for sure. 209 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,116 Now, you're all valued employees. 210 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,912 But as we undergo this transition to LIFE online... 211 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,622 we wanted to be candid with you... 212 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,334 that some of you will be determined non-vital employees... 213 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,169 to the new partnership. 214 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,296 And we'll be deciding which of those positions... 215 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,841 will be remaining with us over the course of the next week. 216 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:47,054 Also, we feel sad about that, as you can see. 217 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:48,514 (GROANS) 218 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:49,598 Now for some good news. 219 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,767 We are very excited-- All right, Don. 220 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,729 Ted Hendricks. Managing director of the transition. 221 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,275 Never fun, this stage. 222 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,903 But we do have ahead of us the privilege of publishing... 223 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,824 what will be the very last issue of LIFE magazine. 224 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:10,411 And for the final issue, we just received a telegram. 225 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,537 Come on. 226 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,914 From Sean O'Connell... 227 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,250 who has never, I'm told, been willing... 228 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,294 to speak with the executives here. 229 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,004 Well, he broke his long silence 230 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,755 and shared his thoughts with us... 231 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,758 through that old man. 232 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,053 Sean O'Connell. 233 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:32,975 "I expect full consideration of negative 25 for cover. 234 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,810 "My most grand. 235 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,314 "The quintessence of life." 236 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:40,816 What is that? 237 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,444 It means like the fullest and most rich. 238 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,904 Okay. So our cover will probably be the most famous ever... 239 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,575 because it really will have the big quintessence of all time. 240 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,953 Very full and so rich. 241 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,374 So let's see this thing. Huh? 242 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,876 Let's see it. 243 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,754 Can we-- What am I doing up here? What's going on? 244 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,380 We'll receive it now from Negative Assets. 245 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,798 This gentleman. The last man in. 246 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,133 Negative Assets. What's that? 247 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,343 Ah, Major Tom. 248 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,596 Can I get that? 249 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,267 It's being processed. 250 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,311 All right. Well, let's do it. 251 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,855 Let's process some quintessence. 252 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,231 Come on. 253 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,067 Go. 254 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,693 Now. 255 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,278 That's why I'm clapping. 256 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,405 When do we go to press? Two and a half weeks. 257 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:43,379 Hi. 258 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:44,838 Hi. 259 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,633 I'm Walter. 260 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,219 Cheryl. Melhoff. Mitty. 261 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,679 Yes. 262 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,016 You work in Photo Accounts, right? I do. 263 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,267 Negative Assets. 264 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,769 Yes. lam. 265 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,772 You're processing the last cover photo. That's a big deal. 266 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,817 Yeah, it's... there's a... we have a glitch. 267 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,443 Mini, on that one right now. 268 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,153 I wanted to say, to you... 269 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:12,866 do you maybe have an address for Sean O'Connell? 270 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,120 Um... It's not really that easy with him. 271 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,871 He moves around so much. I don't. 272 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,289 Yeah, he's on a freelance. 273 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,209 I don't know where and he doesn't have a phone. 274 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,837 No phone? He's old school. Yeah. 275 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,883 But, you know, why don't I check with Peg? 276 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,844 I know she just processed a check for him. 277 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,805 And we could track his pay-out maybe. Find him that way? 278 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:38,267 Cool. Very cool. Okay. 279 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,060 Walter. Yes. 280 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,520 I'm on it. 281 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:42,855 Thanks. 282 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,106 Yes. Are you coming? 283 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,816 Yes, I'm not. 284 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,068 Yes, I have to stay. 285 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,531 Here's the contact sheet. 286 00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,788 What do you see? 287 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,082 This photo cluster. These three. 288 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,959 They're the only printable ones. 289 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,253 He took them around the same time he took 25. 290 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,964 They could give us a clue to where Sean is. 291 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,132 Blow them up, all right? 292 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,258 Cool. 293 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,192 CHERYL: Hey. 294 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,068 Walter, right? 295 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,031 Yeah. 296 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,284 So, I called Peg about Sean. She's gonna get back to me. 297 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,036 Oh! Hey, thanks. 298 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,372 Cool glasses, very Sand People. 299 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,793 These? No, these are loupes. 300 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,544 They're for work. They magnify the-- 301 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,713 Is that 25? Can I see? 302 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,964 That's... No. 303 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,593 I can't quite find 25... 304 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,261 just now. 305 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,930 You can't find it? 306 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,890 Yeah. That's why I'm trying to find Sean. 307 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:04,228 I'm trying to track him down somehow with these other images. 308 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,396 His whereabouts? 309 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,731 Yeah. 310 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,236 I take this class, Writing the Mystery Novel. 311 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,905 Anyway, they say the key is to work backwards. 312 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,492 You connect the clues and then scatter them so they seem unrelated. 313 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,410 There's like a whole science to it. 314 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,579 May I? Sure. 315 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,749 Okay. Thumb. 316 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,752 Yeah. It's an unknown thumb. 317 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,838 Okay. Water? 318 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,298 Just water, I guess? 319 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,508 Yeah, just water. 320 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,676 Okay. 321 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,177 And... 322 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,181 like a curved piece of... 323 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:45,143 some kind of, part of a thing. (CHUCKLES) 324 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,439 But the thing with clues, my teacher says... 325 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,109 is you really only need one good one, and then they'll connect... 326 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,028 and you'll be like, "Oh, yes, of course, unknown thumb, water... 327 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,531 "I should have seen this the whole time. Ahh!" 328 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,993 (LAUGHS) Yeah, yeah, I'll be like... 329 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:09,167 Well, anyway, I should get back and try not to get fired. 330 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,132 Hey, Cheryl. 331 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,511 I have something creative I've been working on, too. 332 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,637 Oh. 333 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,598 Little side project. 334 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,396 Walter, it's amazing! 335 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,398 Walter? 336 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,735 I was just saying I'll let you know when I hear back from Peg. 337 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,571 Okay. Thank you. 338 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:38,989 Okay. 339 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,658 (PHONE RINGS) 340 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,706 Hey, Odessa. 341 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,417 What? 342 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,054 WALTER: ls there a larger apartment available the piano could fit in? 343 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,556 Because We a memento of our meme. 344 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,850 That's a really big-- 345 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,312 Most people sell their really big mementos before they move here. 346 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,814 My dad bought it for her the year they were married. 347 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,150 It means a lot to her. 348 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,070 That's a villa. It's a little more costly... 349 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:21,698 but it has a more generous, piano kind of size living room for you though. 350 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,241 Yeah. Yeah, this is good. 351 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,660 On move-in, you'd need first month's, 352 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:25,953 last month's, and full deposit. 353 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,871 That's $4,700. Great. 354 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,247 Yeah, okay. 355 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,707 Yeah, we'll take it. I'll get the paperwork. 356 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,918 The new villa comes open in three weeks. 357 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,211 I'm guessing. 358 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,131 Happy birthday. 359 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,052 BOTH: Stretch Armstrong! 360 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,470 That's cool. 361 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,888 Yeah. Isn't that awesome? 362 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,641 This was your favorite thing when we were little. Do you remember? 363 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,059 You want to do it? 364 00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,227 Yeah, all right. 365 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:53,146 Come on, Stretch! Good, good! 366 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,314 Come on, we got to go. 367 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,401 A villa, okay, but hey, I'm not the Queen of Sheba. 368 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,819 WALTER: You got to have room for your piano. 369 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,404 You can stay at my place until it's ready. 370 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,572 I won't be cramping your scene? 371 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,074 My scene? No. 372 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,909 And sorry we couldn't get you in here today. 373 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,077 Walter! 374 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,246 Look what I found! 375 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,665 This is from you and Tim Linderman. 376 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,084 Do you remember, we were gonna backpack Europe? 377 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,585 That June Dad died? 378 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,963 Man! What is in here? 379 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,297 That's my Walter box. 380 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,967 Some of my Walter knick-knacks and keepsakes. 381 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,386 You made the best mix tapes! 382 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,097 Oh, man. What? What's that? 383 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,433 Travel journal Dad gave me. 384 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:30,559 Oh. 385 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,562 You should donate that, because you never used it, to a poor kid. 386 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,731 A poor kid who's gonna travel to Europe? 387 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,733 Look at you and your dad! 388 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:38,942 Is that my tournament one? 389 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,902 He was so proud of this. 390 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,323 Sharing your accomplishments with the whole world. 391 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,784 It's from the Fairview Smalltowner, Mom. 392 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,620 Well, I really liked that nifty mohawk. 393 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,289 You know, when your daddy died... 394 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,624 and then you went to work in that pizza place... 395 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,295 the one that was named after a father, had that father kind of name. 396 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,379 Papa John's. 397 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:00,422 Yeah, delivery. 398 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,425 And I thought perhaps that it was really sad for you... 399 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,343 working in a restaurant named after a father 400 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,137 after your father just died. 401 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:09,890 I never even thought about that. 402 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,934 Probably because I didn't call Dad "Papa." 403 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,644 You had a weird style. 404 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,230 That wasn't my style. That was a uniform. KFC. 405 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,566 My worker bee. 406 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:20,650 (CHUCKLES) 407 00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:21,902 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 408 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,320 (BOTH LAUGHING) 409 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,654 "Word in the water"? 410 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,448 Okay, you know what? I got to go. 411 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,617 We're getting you into a villa situation, okay? 412 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:29,951 Okay. Good, everybody? 413 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,161 My worker bee... 414 00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,080 and my performance artist bee! Thank you, Mom. 415 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,170 Hernando. Hey. 416 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,673 I don't see anything. Upper middle. 417 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,675 It's faint. There's a word in the water. 418 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,016 I'm getting nervous, Walter. 419 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,978 WALTER: Hey, this is an ocean. 420 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,688 That's a boat. 421 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,650 "Erkigsnek." 422 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,944 He was near this boat. 423 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:06,321 See you in a few. 424 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:07,739 I'll check the mailroom. 425 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,706 Final cover. 426 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,209 Big responsibility. 427 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:21,795 Oh, is that my quintessence? 428 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,756 No. 429 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,676 We're prepping the wetting agents on that to start the process. 430 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:30,554 Really? Because it looks like you're playing with toys. 431 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,391 No, this is a gift. 432 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,643 Yeah, the negative needs to go through a very technical-- 433 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,646 I'm sorry. I can't have a professional conversation with you. 434 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,440 You and your little blonde pal. 435 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:44,776 Let's-- 436 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,779 You can't walk through the office with him. 437 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,739 Let's have it. I'll put it away. 438 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,159 Give me the toy, man! No! 439 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,618 Now. 440 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,205 This is a place of business, not a place of jelly-man toys! 441 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,415 Get off it! 442 00:24:58,582 --> 00:24:59,583 No, I'm taking it! 443 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,126 You can't just take my stuff! 444 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:02,919 It's mine! Give it to me! 445 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,087 No! 446 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,437 Stop fiddling with sweets and little men! 447 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:23,023 I'm trying to do my job! 448 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,109 (YELLING) 449 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:32,616 (HONKING HORN) 450 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,263 (GRUNTS) 451 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:58,975 (GROANS) 452 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:12,572 (GROANS) 453 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,126 Are you the Tin Man? 454 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:27,963 Need a little oil can? 455 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,714 Jesus. 456 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:32,759 Picture. 457 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,180 (PHONE RINGING) 458 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,393 Hello? MAN: Hey! 459 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,853 Hey. What's up? 460 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,273 Who is this? Todd. 461 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,440 From eHarmony. 462 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:48,733 Oh! Hi. 463 00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:50,068 When I lost you there, I was saying... 464 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,238 we need to beef your profile up, make it, you know, not blank. 465 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,865 Real quick, let's build your "Been There, Done Thats." 466 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,868 Okay. Been there... 467 00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,953 Um... 468 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,788 Phoenix. 469 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,456 I forgot why. 470 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:04,666 Then Nashville... 471 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,001 but that was just the airport on the way 472 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,294 to Phoenix, so I don't know if that-- 473 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,628 Uh-huh... 474 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,881 Hey, man, I was thinking, if you work with this girl... 475 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:15,677 why don't you just humanly invite her out? 476 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,596 No, no, no, I'm trying to do like a "Pina Colada Song" thing. 477 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:19,931 "Pina Colada Song"? 478 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,142 Yeah, you know, a guy posts an ad, looking for a lover... 479 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,560 and then his wife answers it... 480 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,021 and it turns out they were soul mates and didn't even know it... 481 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:29,441 and they end up making love in capes, or on a cape. 482 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:32,235 It's a song? Can you sing a little bit? 483 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,905 (SINGING SOFTLY) If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain 484 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,157 You know that song? I have to go. 485 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,366 Is that Hall & Oates? 486 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,410 Hey! Hey. 487 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,703 Is that another clue? 488 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,371 Yeah. This one's okay. Yeah? 489 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,999 There's a boat there, I think. 490 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,752 "Erkig--" Snek. 491 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,253 Erkigsnek? Yeah. 492 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,504 Sounds like a real clue. 493 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,089 Yeah, it's the boat's name. 494 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:54,382 Have you Googled it? 495 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:55,592 I was on my way to. 496 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,011 Yeah. N-U. 497 00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:01,139 It's the first two letters of the port city. 498 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,100 Buffering. 499 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:05,602 (PHONE CHIMES) 500 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,187 So, the park... 501 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,105 I got to run up there and pick up my son. 502 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,107 He's skateboarding with a friend. 503 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:13,485 Do you want to walk up with me? 504 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,029 Starting now? 505 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,489 Yeah, starting now. 506 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:18,823 Okay. 507 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,658 Yeah, we got to figure this out. It's a big deal. 508 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,535 You lost a Sean O'Connell. 509 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,038 I used to work at Nabisco. 510 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:29,501 And then, I had a change... 511 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,003 and I decided to apply to LIFE. 512 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:35,632 Thought it would be more colorful, less regular, I guess. 513 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:38,343 You know, I just like the idea of it. 514 00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:41,179 I like the motto of the company. 515 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,639 Do you know it? 516 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:43,890 "To see the world... 517 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,351 BOTH: "Things dangerous to come to... 518 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:47,894 "To see behind walls." 519 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,479 Yeah, I... 520 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:52,982 I got this, from Sean. 521 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,527 He gave this to you? 522 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:56,861 Yeah. 523 00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,323 I like that, "TO DRAW CLOSER." 524 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,662 So, what's he like in person? 525 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:06,996 Sean? Yeah. 526 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:10,667 Well, I haven't actually met him. 527 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,669 I mean, we talk a lot, but... 528 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:15,839 I've been his point guy here ever since I started. 529 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:17,507 How long ago was that? 530 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,009 16 years. 531 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:21,261 16 years? 532 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,887 Oh, my gosh. Wow. 533 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,347 Well, you have nothing to worry about. 534 00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:26,015 With the layoffs, I mean. 535 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,101 I've been here for a month. 536 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,270 "Last in, first out," right? 537 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,355 (PHONE RINGING) Oh. Sorry. 538 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,568 It's Rich's dad. 539 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:38,862 It's your-- 540 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,906 Former. Newly former. 541 00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:44,909 But we've been sort of... I don't know. 542 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,536 (CONTINUES RINGING) I don't need to get it. 543 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:52,542 So, what kind of skateboard does your son have? 544 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,253 Um, I have no idea! 545 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,547 It's oblong. I don't know. 546 00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:00,049 Why? No, I just-- 547 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:04,554 I used to... I was kind of into the scene. 548 00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:06,723 The skateboard scene? Yeah. 549 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,057 Wow! 550 00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,101 Hi, Peg. 551 00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:13,396 Yeah, it's Sean O'Connell, we actually need to find him. 552 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,067 Yes. If you could hurry. 553 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:19,819 Kickflip. 554 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:21,321 Yeah. 555 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,490 It's a good one for the repertoire. 556 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,950 I'm Walter. 557 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,160 Rich. 558 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,787 Yeah, we think he might know something or have an asset we need. 559 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:31,456 You know, you just got to get a little more snap... 560 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,082 get that thing up there. 561 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,002 Want me to show you something? 562 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,254 Sure. 563 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:41,299 Here. 564 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:43,468 I like your trucks. 565 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,844 Thanks. 566 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:47,597 Now check this out. 567 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,351 Know about the flick? Uh-huh. 568 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:54,938 Yeah, we've finished processing his April work order. 569 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,613 Yes, it's kind of important. 570 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:09,410 Did you forward the job 1090s? 571 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,746 Or his last salary? 572 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,123 Wow! 573 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,087 Wow! 574 00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:20,922 Here you go. That was awesome. 575 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,131 So it could be either place. 576 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,925 Thanks, Walter. Okay. Thanks, Peg. 577 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,093 All right. 578 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:27,637 Hey, so... 579 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,472 Sean's definitely not in New York. 580 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,182 Peg said she sent multiples. 581 00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,351 I don't know if you know how it works with him. 582 00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:36,354 She sends copies because we never know where he's gonna be. 583 00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:39,607 And this week she sent 1090s to Princeton, New Jersey. 584 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,776 Oh, great. Train ride. 585 00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,486 And one to Greenland. 586 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:44,654 Just in case. 587 00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:47,156 Greenland, the country? 588 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,284 That's-- 589 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:51,995 You can't take a train there. 590 00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:53,371 No. 591 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:55,373 Well, maybe he's in Jersey. Yeah. 592 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:58,334 Yeah, is your phone done buffering with that ship's name? 593 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,545 Yes! Look. Here it is. 594 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,880 Nuuk, Greenland. 595 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,758 Yeah! (BOTH CHUCKLE) 596 00:32:05,842 --> 00:32:07,010 Come on, that's a good lead! 597 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,012 You should follow that up. 598 00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,848 Yeah, follow it up in Greenland. 599 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,183 Yeah. Why not? Go! 600 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:15,852 Crack the case. 601 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,562 Listen to your wallet. 602 00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:20,773 (PHONE RINGS) 603 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:23,943 Sorry, it's my-- it's Phil again. 604 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:26,654 Maybe he fell down a well or something. Maybe I should get it. 605 00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:27,905 Hey, buddy! Here! 606 00:32:28,072 --> 00:32:29,866 Rich, Rich! Not so fast! Here! 607 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:31,200 Take that. 608 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,871 Yeah. I understand. 609 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:36,998 Okay. Bye. 610 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:39,834 He did fall down a well. 611 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:41,919 But I don't care. 612 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,505 I just want to be with you, you know? 613 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:45,757 Really? 614 00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:49,218 Let's run away together. Let's make every moment count, starting now. 615 00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:50,428 Sweet! 616 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:52,889 Can I tell you something? 617 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,015 Anything. 618 00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:58,186 I have that Benjamin Buttons thing. 619 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:01,105 Where you get old, but smaller. 620 00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:04,359 Or whatever, and become a gradual old baby. Or something. 621 00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:07,111 I didn't see the movie, so I don't really know how it works. 622 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:08,529 But I have it. 623 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,532 We can still build a life together. 624 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,117 Cool. 625 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:29,300 I like your snappy little suit. 626 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,969 I bought it at a doll store. 627 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:33,596 Oh. Cool. 628 00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:38,893 My little heart is no bigger than a quarter... 629 00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:42,480 but it's as full as Fort Knox. 630 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,608 You're the bravest man I've ever known. 631 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,444 I love you, baby. 632 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:51,239 Not like "baby," like... 633 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:55,243 because you look like a little weird baby-man. 634 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:57,620 I get it. 635 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:00,790 Thank you for such a wonderful life. 636 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:01,874 (GASPING) 637 00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:04,836 (SHUSHES) 638 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:07,964 Just nestle in here and die. 639 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,591 (RASPING) 640 00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:12,802 Good-bye, Walter. 641 00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:14,762 Good-bye! Walter! 642 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,807 Walter! Walter! 643 00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:19,142 Bye! Oh! 644 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:20,643 Sorry! I was just-- 645 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,770 Where do you go? 646 00:34:22,937 --> 00:34:24,814 I started thinking about-- 647 00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:27,650 No, it's okay, I was probably boring you about my broken refrigerator. 648 00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:28,818 No! 649 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,445 Rich! 650 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,864 My son's running into the street. I have to go. 651 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,490 Yeah. 652 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:37,869 I wanted to tell you, that song, "Major Tom"? 653 00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,705 Back there, when the beard guy was-- 654 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:42,832 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 655 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:47,044 That song is about courage and going into the unknown. 656 00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:49,130 It's a cool song. 657 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,552 Rich! 658 00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:05,688 Yo! 659 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:08,649 Where's my thing? 660 00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:11,027 It's in a silver bath. 661 00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:14,197 I don't even know what language you're speaking right now. 662 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,157 You know, you got to take me seriously. 663 00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:18,367 I got a magazine to execute here. 664 00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,369 And bosses to answer to. 665 00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:23,498 So next time I see you, I see that picture. Okay? 666 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,209 Hey! Dream Machine! 667 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,376 Hello? 668 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,213 I want proof you heard me. 669 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:33,716 Next time I see you-- 670 00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,344 You see the picture. 671 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:38,721 That's right! 672 00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:47,230 Any luck, Hernando? 673 00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:50,024 I turned the place upside-down. 25 is not here. 674 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,609 I searched Receiving, too, man. 675 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:55,071 This never happens! 676 00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,031 I'm telling you... 677 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,449 it's nowhere, Walter. 678 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:03,579 I mean, maybe he didn't even send it. 679 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:05,790 Maybe it's still on him. 680 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:08,918 Walter? 681 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,779 Walter! 682 00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:11,314 Something filled up 683 00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:18,821 My heart with nothing 684 00:37:20,865 --> 00:37:27,663 Someone told me not to cry 685 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:38,883 Now that I'm older 686 00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:46,057 My heart's colder 687 00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:55,066 And I can see that it's a lie 688 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:36,649 Hi. 689 00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,067 Hi. 690 00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:40,903 Do you have any cars available? 691 00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:45,741 Yeah, we have a blue one and a red one. 692 00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:51,706 I'll take the red one. 693 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:40,629 MAN: (SINGING) You were working as a waitress In a cocktail bar 694 00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:43,799 When I met you 695 00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:48,179 I picked you out, I shook you up And turned you around 696 00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:51,515 Turned you into someone new 697 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:53,684 Hi. Hi. 698 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:57,980 Can I ask you, could someone receive mail here? 699 00:39:58,147 --> 00:40:00,274 An American? Sean O'Connell? 700 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,152 I think he might have received mail at this address. 701 00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,780 You want a drink? 702 00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:08,199 Okay. Yeah, I guess... 703 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:13,120 a small beer shoe. 704 00:40:13,537 --> 00:40:15,498 So, could somebody get mail here? 705 00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:16,749 Heli mail. 706 00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:17,875 "Heli mail"? 707 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:21,337 We helicopter mail to the ships when they pass by. 708 00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:23,631 We are pub and helipad. 709 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,258 Yeah. Wait, the Erkigsnek? 710 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:27,843 Yeah. Erkigsnek. 711 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:29,136 Erkigsnek. 712 00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,680 We flew mail to her Tuesday. 713 00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:34,517 I'm gonna take it down a little, here. 714 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:36,519 I just want to speak from the heart. 715 00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,521 I lost a good lady. 716 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:41,982 I feel this song is helping me feel like I'm not alone. 717 00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:45,945 Even though I pretty much am. 718 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:47,279 Come on, let's sing it. 719 00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,031 Everyone. 720 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,449 Let's sing it together. 721 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,785 Don't you want me, baby? 722 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,870 Do you know who flies the mail out? 723 00:40:55,037 --> 00:40:56,956 Do you have regular pilots? 724 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:58,040 Hey, man. 725 00:40:58,124 --> 00:40:59,834 Just keep it going, man. 726 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,252 Hey. Sing it. 727 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:03,796 No, no, thank you. I'm all right. 728 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,422 Come on, man. Go on. 729 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:07,424 I was working as a waitress 730 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,302 Yeah, I know it. I'm okay. Thank you. 731 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,513 I'm on a business trip, I'm working. 732 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,640 Come on, man. This song is important to me. 733 00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:16,851 Yeah. Yeah. 734 00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:17,977 Sing it. Okay. 735 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:22,857 I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar That much is true 736 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:23,941 Okay? 737 00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:25,860 That sucked. 738 00:41:25,943 --> 00:41:26,986 Do your work. 739 00:41:27,069 --> 00:41:28,070 You don't have to push. 740 00:41:29,113 --> 00:41:31,031 What if I poke you? Don't poke me. 741 00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:33,200 Do your work, man. Don't poke me! 742 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,869 I'm poking you. What am I doing? 743 00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,912 Stop poking me! Don't poke me! 744 00:41:37,746 --> 00:41:38,747 (YELLS) 745 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:41,625 Hey! 746 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:44,879 Come on! 747 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:46,422 Aah! 748 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,760 Wait, wait. Wait! 749 00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:54,263 Your thumb! I have to talk to you about your thumb! 750 00:41:58,851 --> 00:42:02,188 MAN: Yeah. I flew mail out to the Erkigsnek Tuesday. 751 00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:04,773 Gave him a ride. 752 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:08,068 He took that photo of my hand on the stick. 753 00:42:09,153 --> 00:42:13,115 I'm just blown away I located your thumb. 754 00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:17,286 There is, like, eight people in Greenland. 755 00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:23,292 I mean, it's a good place to find a thumb. 756 00:42:26,045 --> 00:42:28,631 Don't cheat on your lady, man... 757 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:31,800 when you live in a country that only has eight people in it. 758 00:42:32,343 --> 00:42:33,719 By the way. 759 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,596 So, uh... 760 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,140 You're scrappy. 761 00:42:38,474 --> 00:42:39,475 (LAUGHS) 762 00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:42,811 You're a little scrappy Duncan. 763 00:42:43,646 --> 00:42:45,314 So, you're trying to find this guy? 764 00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:46,899 Yes. Yeah. 765 00:42:47,483 --> 00:42:50,903 Well, I'm flying some radio parts out there in five minutes. 766 00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:56,158 He may still be on the boat. 767 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,701 Really? Yeah. 768 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:01,789 Maybe you could come with me. 769 00:43:08,337 --> 00:43:13,509 Yeah, or maybe I could just call him on the boat phone. 770 00:43:14,510 --> 00:43:16,136 The boat phone? 771 00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:18,472 Yeah, the phone on the boat. 772 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,350 You mean the ship-to-shore? 773 00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:25,020 Yeah, maybe I could just ask him on the ship-to-shore. 774 00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:27,356 Their radio is broke. 775 00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:30,359 That's why I'm flying out there now. 776 00:43:30,818 --> 00:43:31,819 Oh. 777 00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:34,029 You're flying out right now? 778 00:43:34,363 --> 00:43:35,656 I'm just gonna finish my beer. 779 00:43:35,823 --> 00:43:37,199 The weather doesn't look so great. 780 00:43:37,366 --> 00:43:38,367 It's not. 781 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:40,369 Looks like there's a storm moving in. 782 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:42,871 PILOT: Yeah. 783 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,248 A-brewin'. 784 00:43:44,415 --> 00:43:45,958 Yeah. 785 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,209 But you're just... 786 00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,628 you're just gonna finish your beer... 787 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:53,007 and then fly a machine? 788 00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:57,177 Yeah. 789 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,556 I'm kind of nervous about the storm. 790 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:04,685 I just want to get a couple of beers down. 791 00:44:15,029 --> 00:44:16,238 Okay. I'm not gonna go with you. 792 00:44:16,739 --> 00:44:17,740 (BURPS) 793 00:44:18,073 --> 00:44:19,199 Yeah. 794 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,411 Whatever. 795 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,584 See you, man. Okay. 796 00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:29,835 See you. 797 00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:33,255 Okay. 798 00:44:44,975 --> 00:44:45,976 (SIGHS) 799 00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:53,817 (DOGS BARKING) 800 00:44:57,446 --> 00:44:58,447 (SHRIEKS) 801 00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:02,785 Shut up! (DOGS BARK) 802 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:07,331 (SIGHS) 803 00:45:17,424 --> 00:45:19,968 Hi. Hello, everyone. 804 00:45:20,302 --> 00:45:21,887 Hi. Uh... 805 00:45:22,054 --> 00:45:23,847 Hello, Nuuk. (CHUCKLES) 806 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:27,935 Sorry, I'm a little nervous. 807 00:45:28,811 --> 00:45:29,853 Okay. 808 00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:33,190 This one goes out to Walter Mitty. 809 00:45:33,357 --> 00:45:35,067 He knows why. 810 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:49,206 Ground Control to Major Tom 811 00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:56,588 Ground Control to Major Tom 812 00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:05,681 Take your protein pills And put your helmet on 813 00:46:20,863 --> 00:46:25,367 Ground Control to Major Tom 814 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:32,374 Commencing countdown, engines on 815 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:36,712 Check ignition 816 00:46:36,879 --> 00:46:40,841 And may God's love be with you 817 00:46:52,478 --> 00:46:56,190 This is Ground Control to Major Tom 818 00:46:57,274 --> 00:47:00,736 You've really made the grade 819 00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:07,618 And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear 820 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:14,500 Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare 821 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:21,006 This is Major Tom to Ground Control 822 00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:25,844 I'm stepping through the door 823 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:31,850 And I'm floating in the most peculiar way 824 00:47:34,061 --> 00:47:38,774 And the stars look very different today 825 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:47,115 For here am I sitting in a tin can 826 00:47:48,784 --> 00:47:54,456 Far above the world 827 00:47:55,999 --> 00:48:01,672 Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do 828 00:48:01,964 --> 00:48:03,090 Hey. 829 00:48:03,966 --> 00:48:05,509 Glad you came. 830 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:07,636 Are you comfortable? 831 00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:08,845 What? 832 00:48:08,971 --> 00:48:10,472 Are you comfortable? 833 00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:11,974 No! 834 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,725 Hold on tight. 835 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:21,191 Hey, there she is! 836 00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:39,001 Where do we land? 837 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:41,003 We don't! 838 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:42,170 What? 839 00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:44,006 We don't land. 840 00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:58,854 Okay, Walter. 841 00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:01,690 I was gonna drop the radio parts into the boat. 842 00:49:01,857 --> 00:49:04,192 You take them. They're right next to you. 843 00:49:08,947 --> 00:49:10,032 These? Yeah. 844 00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:12,367 Just jump in the boat. You got them? 845 00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:14,703 Just jump in the boat? Yeah. 846 00:49:15,579 --> 00:49:17,247 Yeah, you're doing great, Walter! 847 00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:19,791 What do you mean, "jump into the boat"? 848 00:49:20,709 --> 00:49:23,920 What would be the best way of reaching you to stay in touch? 849 00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,381 I don't know. Wait! 850 00:49:26,548 --> 00:49:28,550 What do you mean "jump into the boat"? 851 00:49:29,301 --> 00:49:30,719 It looks far away! 852 00:49:30,886 --> 00:49:32,304 Yeah, but you got to go now! 853 00:49:32,471 --> 00:49:33,639 Go, go, go! 854 00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:35,432 Go! 855 00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:38,268 No! 856 00:49:40,729 --> 00:49:41,897 No, Walter! 857 00:49:42,064 --> 00:49:44,733 I meant the other boat! The little boat! 858 00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:55,160 Help! 859 00:49:55,744 --> 00:49:56,745 (YELLING) 860 00:49:59,581 --> 00:50:01,917 Help! Help! 861 00:50:02,084 --> 00:50:03,752 Try to remain calm. 862 00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:06,630 The pontoon boat is coming for you. 863 00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:09,966 You have at least a minute before you freeze! 864 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,051 What? 865 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:12,260 You are safe! 866 00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:21,395 There's something here! 867 00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:24,606 There's a fin here, I think! 868 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:27,651 We are traveling through a porpoise school! 869 00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:30,112 Don't fear the porpoise! 870 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:32,656 I don't think it's a porpoise! 871 00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:35,450 I'm telling you, it's a porpoise. 872 00:50:35,909 --> 00:50:37,619 Be friendly. 873 00:50:37,786 --> 00:50:40,288 It will protect you from the sharks. 874 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:41,957 Okay. 875 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,128 Come here. 876 00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:48,964 Hey! 877 00:50:51,425 --> 00:50:52,467 Hey. 878 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:57,013 Okay, that's a shark. 879 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,640 That's what I said! 880 00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:00,642 Jesus! 881 00:51:00,809 --> 00:51:02,436 Stop befriending it! 882 00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:03,562 Kill it! 883 00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,439 It's not a porpoise! 884 00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:07,315 It's not a porpoise! 885 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,276 MAN: Poke his eyes out! 886 00:51:09,443 --> 00:51:10,444 Fight it! 887 00:51:14,531 --> 00:51:15,532 (GRUNTING) 888 00:51:16,742 --> 00:51:17,743 (COUGHING) 889 00:51:17,951 --> 00:51:19,369 Oh, my God. 890 00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:20,454 Oh, my God. 891 00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:21,663 That really happened? 892 00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:24,708 Real face. 893 00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:27,669 Sorry for palming your face. 894 00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:29,504 Oh, my God. 895 00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,766 A pilot boat came. 896 00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:43,351 They took him four hours ago. 897 00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:44,811 Before the storm. 898 00:51:45,187 --> 00:51:46,188 Took him where? 899 00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:47,981 Iceland. 900 00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:51,193 Is there any way that we could radio him? 901 00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:54,529 It's very important that I discuss something with him. 902 00:51:54,696 --> 00:51:57,532 You jumped into the ocean with our radio components. 903 00:51:57,699 --> 00:51:59,034 They are lost. 904 00:51:59,201 --> 00:52:00,327 Correct? 905 00:52:00,619 --> 00:52:02,370 Yeah, that's correct. 906 00:52:10,879 --> 00:52:12,339 You're American? 907 00:52:13,215 --> 00:52:14,216 Yeah. 908 00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:16,343 Excellent! 909 00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:17,719 Fonzie! 910 00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:23,183 Come on, I'll find you some dry clothing, homeslice. 911 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,358 Will this work? For your items? 912 00:52:31,525 --> 00:52:32,984 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 913 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,778 Hey, I'll take this, buddy. 914 00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:35,821 Okay. 915 00:52:35,904 --> 00:52:37,155 Hungry? Sure. 916 00:52:37,322 --> 00:52:40,116 I got some kick-ass cake, man. 917 00:52:43,078 --> 00:52:44,079 Thank you. 918 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:45,455 Looking good. 919 00:52:45,622 --> 00:52:47,582 You can keep it. 920 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,585 Hey, this is... 921 00:52:51,253 --> 00:52:53,129 This is clementine cake. 922 00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:55,674 This is clementine cake. My mom makes this. 923 00:52:55,841 --> 00:52:57,467 Yeah, Sean brought it. 924 00:52:59,636 --> 00:53:01,221 Yeah. 925 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:03,431 Good. 926 00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:18,488 Is this Sean's? 927 00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:20,907 Yeah, he wrapped the cake in it. 928 00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:22,617 This is a shoot itinerary. 929 00:53:23,785 --> 00:53:25,912 It's a field itinerary for a photo... 930 00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:28,290 Did he say anything about where he was going? 931 00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:30,458 No, he didn't say much. 932 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:34,421 He was just taking pictures of these guys, the Chilean deckhands. 933 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:36,798 He even gave me some tips... 934 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,592 for my lnstagrams. 935 00:53:38,675 --> 00:53:39,676 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 936 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,053 Facebook friends?? 937 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,638 Yeah, sure. Great. 938 00:53:43,805 --> 00:53:47,601 What is "Eyjafallajokull"? 939 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,060 Eyjafjallajökull. 940 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:50,228 Excuse me? 941 00:53:50,312 --> 00:53:51,313 Eyjafjallajökull. 942 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,273 What is that? 943 00:53:54,316 --> 00:53:56,693 It's in Iceland. It's a volcano. 944 00:53:56,902 --> 00:53:58,653 A volcano? Yeah. 945 00:53:59,946 --> 00:54:01,573 May 2nd. That's tomorrow. 946 00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:02,824 Do you think there's any way... 947 00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:05,619 that we could possibly land in Iceland? 948 00:54:05,911 --> 00:54:06,912 Yeah. 949 00:54:07,162 --> 00:54:08,163 Yeah? 950 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:10,373 We have to in the morning. 951 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:11,541 Great. 952 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,335 Because you lost the radio. 953 00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:15,545 Right, yeah, sorry. 954 00:54:15,712 --> 00:54:17,631 Sorry. But that's... 955 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:20,216 Well, I just have to get to... 956 00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:21,426 Eyjafjallajökull. 957 00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:22,552 Right. 958 00:54:22,886 --> 00:54:23,887 (MAN YELLING) 959 00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:31,227 Hey, I'll see you on Sesame Street, man. 960 00:54:55,210 --> 00:54:57,545 Okay, you're here, and this is Eyjafjallajökull.. 961 00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:59,172 It's 15 kilometers. 962 00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:00,423 WALTER: Okay. You can take the shore bike. 963 00:55:01,549 --> 00:55:02,842 But you better get going, man. 964 00:55:03,385 --> 00:55:05,220 Yeah, he didn't write a time on that clue paper. 965 00:55:05,387 --> 00:55:08,556 No, man. Hurry. Because of... 966 00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:13,019 What? I don't understand. 967 00:55:13,228 --> 00:55:14,729 What he means, man, is you have to hurry... 968 00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:16,564 because there's a bunch of horny Chileans... 969 00:55:16,898 --> 00:55:19,067 who want to go to the strip club. 970 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,485 There's only one bike. 971 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:29,411 Hurry, Walter, hurry! Run! Go! 972 00:55:29,661 --> 00:55:30,787 Go! 973 00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,038 (YELLING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE) 974 00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:35,083 Stay gold, Pony Boy! 975 00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:31,139 (PHONE RINGING) 976 00:56:40,315 --> 00:56:41,316 Hello? 977 00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,109 TODD: Hey, what's up? 978 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:45,612 Todd? From eHarmony? 979 00:56:45,779 --> 00:56:48,239 Yeah! What's up, man? 980 00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:50,742 Not much. How have you been? 981 00:56:50,909 --> 00:56:53,453 Good. It's early here. I just got up, man. 982 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,954 I was thinking about you. 983 00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:56,289 Where are you? 984 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:57,582 Los Angeles. 985 00:56:57,749 --> 00:57:01,669 Hey, so your profile still hasn't received any winks. 986 00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:03,505 Even though I put that you've been to Phoenix. 987 00:57:04,339 --> 00:57:05,340 Oh! 988 00:57:05,924 --> 00:57:08,927 I jumped out of a helicopter yesterday into the ocean. 989 00:57:09,094 --> 00:57:10,970 And had a shark fight. 990 00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:13,681 Yeah, listen, I was mentioning before... 991 00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:16,101 people who daydream too much, they're not-- 992 00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:18,812 No, it was real. I really did. 993 00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:21,022 Really? Then I'll put down "adrenaline junkie." 994 00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:22,190 What kind of a shark? 995 00:57:22,357 --> 00:57:23,358 Hey,Todd. 996 00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:25,026 I can't really talk right now. 997 00:57:25,193 --> 00:57:26,319 I'm on my way to a volcano. 998 00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:27,487 What the--? 999 00:57:47,048 --> 00:57:48,049 (GRUNTS) 1000 00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,476 (BLEATS) 1001 00:58:32,218 --> 00:58:33,219 Hey. 1002 00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:35,597 Hi. Hey. 1003 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:37,765 Do you guys speak English? 1004 00:58:39,726 --> 00:58:41,895 I'm looking for Eldgos Street. 1005 00:58:41,978 --> 00:58:42,979 Eldgos? 1006 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:45,607 Is that a street? 1007 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:47,734 Is this Eyjafjallakuta? 1008 00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:50,069 Something like that? 1009 00:58:51,279 --> 00:58:53,615 (MISPRONOUNCING VOLCANO'S NAME) 1010 00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,119 I don't think this guy knows what eldgos is. 1011 00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:01,456 It's a longboard. 1012 00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:03,082 Yeah. 1013 00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:05,126 What is that? Is that Thor, or... 1014 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:06,878 Odin? 1015 00:59:07,045 --> 00:59:09,797 A Norse god? He's cool. 1016 00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,301 Hey. 1017 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:17,722 Would you maybe want to make a trade? 1018 00:59:17,889 --> 00:59:19,474 I know a kid who would love that board. 1019 00:59:21,309 --> 00:59:22,393 (SPEAKING IN ICELANDIC) 1020 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:23,978 It's cool. Look, he stretches. 1021 00:59:25,438 --> 00:59:27,106 Here, come here and check it out. 1022 00:59:28,942 --> 00:59:30,485 Yeah. He's fun. 1023 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:33,738 Yeah, it's lots of stretching fun. 1024 00:59:35,823 --> 00:59:38,993 Oh, man. We can tie that around your sister... 1025 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:40,411 Want to do it? 1026 00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:43,289 (SPEAKING IN ICELANDIC) 1027 00:59:44,207 --> 00:59:45,208 (SPEAKING ICELANDIC) 1028 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,001 (SPEAKING ICELANDIC) 1029 00:59:47,669 --> 00:59:48,670 (SPEAKING ICELANDIC) 1030 00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:50,338 Yeah? 1031 00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:52,340 Great. Great. Thank you. 1032 00:59:54,342 --> 00:59:55,343 (PARENTS CALLING IN ICELANDIC) 1033 01:00:11,192 --> 01:00:12,193 Hello? 1034 01:00:20,034 --> 01:00:21,077 Hello? 1035 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,085 Hi. 1036 01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:30,795 Hi. 1037 01:00:31,004 --> 01:00:32,714 Do you speak English? 1038 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,382 The hotel is closed. 1039 01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:37,552 Okay, yeah. 1040 01:00:38,428 --> 01:00:39,470 I'm trying to find this guy. 1041 01:00:40,430 --> 01:00:41,597 This man, Sean O'Connell. 1042 01:00:41,764 --> 01:00:43,891 I think that he possibly might have stayed here. 1043 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:46,936 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a plane for him. 1044 01:00:47,103 --> 01:00:48,771 At 1100. 1045 01:00:48,938 --> 01:00:49,981 Fifteen minutes. 1046 01:00:50,064 --> 01:00:52,400 He's at airfield in Stykkishólmur. 1047 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:54,360 In the valley. Next town south. 1048 01:00:54,527 --> 01:00:56,321 Where is it? Stykkishólmur. 1049 01:00:56,404 --> 01:00:57,447 "Tickishoumer"? Yeah. 1050 01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:58,614 No, no! 1051 01:00:58,740 --> 01:00:59,907 Is it straight down that way? 1052 01:01:01,617 --> 01:01:03,036 Thank you! 1053 01:01:04,329 --> 01:01:05,330 (SHOUTING IN ICELANDIC) 1054 01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:07,415 It's all right, I know him! 1055 01:02:28,329 --> 01:02:31,290 Step in front of a runaway train 1056 01:02:34,001 --> 01:02:37,004 Just to feel alive again 1057 01:02:40,049 --> 01:02:43,010 Pushing forward through the night 1058 01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:48,683 Aching chest and blurry sight 1059 01:02:50,059 --> 01:02:54,188 It's so far, so far away 1060 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:59,861 It's so far, so far away 1061 01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:15,042 (GASPS) 1062 01:03:41,569 --> 01:03:42,820 (SIREN BLARING) 1063 01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:47,825 (HORN HONKING) 1064 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:49,076 Hello. Hello. 1065 01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:50,828 Come on, some on. Eldgos! 1066 01:03:50,995 --> 01:03:52,497 What's going on? Where is everybody? 1067 01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,540 Eldgos. Eldgos! 1068 01:03:54,749 --> 01:03:56,250 Eldgos. Eldgos. 1069 01:03:56,417 --> 01:03:57,460 What does that mean? Eretion. 1070 01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:58,628 Erertion? 1071 01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,379 Erection! 1072 01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:02,006 "Erection"? Yes. No! 1073 01:04:02,089 --> 01:04:03,132 (YELLS) 1074 01:04:03,216 --> 01:04:04,425 Eruption! 1075 01:04:04,592 --> 01:04:05,843 Eruption! Yes. 1076 01:04:14,310 --> 01:04:15,853 (YELLING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE) 1077 01:04:19,232 --> 01:04:20,399 Sean. 1078 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,544 Faster! Go faster! 1079 01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:44,048 Holy shit! Faster! 1080 01:04:47,176 --> 01:04:48,177 Oh, my God! 1081 01:05:10,241 --> 01:05:12,076 Thanks for coming back for me. 1082 01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:13,953 I really appreciate it. 1083 01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:15,413 I hope you find your man. 1084 01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:16,497 Thanks. 1085 01:05:16,581 --> 01:05:17,582 Yeah. 1086 01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:19,500 There's a motel near the pizza place there. 1087 01:05:25,673 --> 01:05:27,174 Good luck. 1088 01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:09,258 (PHONE RINGING) 1089 01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,431 CHERYL: Photographic Accounts. 1090 01:06:15,598 --> 01:06:17,725 Chem. This is Cheryl Melhoff. 1091 01:06:17,892 --> 01:06:19,560 Hey, it's Walter Mitty. 1092 01:06:19,727 --> 01:06:21,729 Hey. I'd walked down to say hi to you 1093 01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:23,898 about an hour ago, and you weren't there. 1094 01:06:24,065 --> 01:06:25,733 That's because, guess what. 1095 01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:27,902 I'm in Iceland. 1096 01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:29,070 Iceland? 1097 01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:30,905 Wait, wasn't it Greenland? 1098 01:06:31,072 --> 01:06:32,698 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1099 01:06:32,865 --> 01:06:34,742 You know that they're not the same place. 1100 01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:37,411 No,no,no. I went to Greenland and then... 1101 01:06:37,578 --> 01:06:42,416 I got on a fishing vessel tracking Sean and ended up here in Iceland. 1102 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:43,918 You're in Iceland. 1103 01:06:44,085 --> 01:06:46,420 Yeah. At a Papa John's. 1104 01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:48,422 Hey, I got more clues. 1105 01:06:48,589 --> 01:06:49,715 What did you find? 1106 01:06:49,882 --> 01:06:52,426 There's a date that Sean wrote. 1107 01:06:52,593 --> 01:06:54,804 And some words on a cake wrapper. 1108 01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:57,598 "Rajqawee," "Buzkashi"... 1109 01:06:57,765 --> 01:06:58,933 and "Warlocks." 1110 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,935 Wait. They have a Papa John's in Iceland? 1111 01:07:01,102 --> 01:07:03,604 Yeah. I just had to... I just left. 1112 01:07:04,397 --> 01:07:05,773 Did you get kicked out? 1113 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,274 No, I just needed to leave. 1114 01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:09,110 Just the atmosphere. 1115 01:07:09,276 --> 01:07:12,405 And the cups. 1116 01:07:13,155 --> 01:07:15,616 Hey, I was right on Sean's trail. 1117 01:07:15,950 --> 01:07:17,284 Then I lost him. 1118 01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:19,245 "Strong little man." 1119 01:07:20,413 --> 01:07:21,455 Thanks. 1120 01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:25,292 No. "Rajqawee" means "strong little man"... 1121 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:27,753 in, like, 40 Arabic countries. 1122 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,840 And "Buzkashi" is "goat hockey"... 1123 01:07:31,006 --> 01:07:32,800 in Central Asia. 1124 01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:35,970 And "Warlocks"... 1125 01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:37,638 Yeah. 1126 01:07:38,431 --> 01:07:40,474 I was hoping they would connect. 1127 01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:46,939 So, you said that you left Papa John's because of the cups? 1128 01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,650 Is there something I should be aware of as a customer? 1129 01:07:50,151 --> 01:07:53,320 No, I just worked there, that's all. 1130 01:07:54,697 --> 01:07:56,991 I used to have a mohawk... 1131 01:07:57,491 --> 01:07:59,201 and a backpack... 1132 01:07:59,994 --> 01:08:04,498 and this idea of who I wanted to be and what I wanted to do. 1133 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,043 Yeah? 1134 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:10,171 Nothing. Just... 1135 01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:14,675 I was pretty close with my dad. 1136 01:08:14,842 --> 01:08:19,680 And he died when I was 17, on a Tuesday. 1137 01:08:19,847 --> 01:08:21,807 And we didn't have any savings. 1138 01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:25,728 So I got a haircut that Thursday... 1139 01:08:25,895 --> 01:08:29,315 and a job the same Thursday. 1140 01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:32,026 Papa John's? 1141 01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:34,028 Yeah. 1142 01:08:36,781 --> 01:08:38,783 Your dad let you have a mohawk? 1143 01:08:39,533 --> 01:08:41,786 He shaved my head. 1144 01:08:42,453 --> 01:08:44,538 That's a good dad move. 1145 01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:46,749 Yeah. 1146 01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:49,919 Is it nice there? 1147 01:08:50,628 --> 01:08:53,047 Yeah, it is. 1148 01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:55,466 It's really beautiful. 1149 01:08:55,925 --> 01:08:57,259 Well, it's pretty sucky here. 1150 01:08:57,426 --> 01:08:58,636 Human Resources has already started 1151 01:08:58,761 --> 01:08:59,970 letting some of the staff go... 1152 01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:02,431 so it'll be a lot different when you get back. 1153 01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:05,559 Hey, I picked something up for... 1154 01:09:07,937 --> 01:09:09,271 I think I lost you. 1155 01:09:11,232 --> 01:09:13,442 You know what? I'll catch you up when I see you. 1156 01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,319 Great. Okay. 1157 01:09:15,486 --> 01:09:17,571 All right. Okay. 1158 01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,240 Bye, Walter. 1159 01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:20,825 Bye, Cheryl. 1160 01:09:31,919 --> 01:09:32,920 (PHONE CHIMING) 1161 01:10:02,658 --> 01:10:03,659 What's going on? 1162 01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:07,204 They shut down two floors. 1163 01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:10,124 Why do you look rugged? 1164 01:10:12,835 --> 01:10:14,044 I see you. 1165 01:10:15,004 --> 01:10:16,672 I see you! 1166 01:10:16,839 --> 01:10:17,965 What did I say? 1167 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,550 I see you. 1168 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,552 The photograph. Now. Let me see it. 1169 01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:24,179 He looked it up. There's no such thing as a silver bath. 1170 01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:27,641 Listen, there was uncertainty about the negative. 1171 01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:29,560 I understood that, hopefully, it was in Iceland. 1172 01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:30,978 It was in your care. 1173 01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:32,062 If you just give me some more time-- 1174 01:10:32,229 --> 01:10:33,230 You're fired. 1175 01:10:33,314 --> 01:10:34,648 We'll make another cover. 1176 01:10:34,732 --> 01:10:35,733 Hey! 1177 01:10:39,153 --> 01:10:41,864 More than a million, way more, negatives have come through my office. 1178 01:10:42,031 --> 01:10:43,532 I have never mislaid one. 1179 01:10:44,158 --> 01:10:47,453 Put it on a plaque. Hang it at your next job. 1180 01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:50,497 Now I got to explain this to the board? 1181 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,335 Hey. 1182 01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:57,129 Are you okay? 1183 01:10:57,212 --> 01:10:58,672 Yeah. 1184 01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,841 That's cool. 1185 01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:04,345 It's a skateboard. It's for Cheryl's son. 1186 01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:07,973 Cheryl's not in. She was let go. 1187 01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:10,559 I told you, man, it's bad. 1188 01:11:10,726 --> 01:11:12,144 Hey! That's my fern. 1189 01:11:13,354 --> 01:11:14,855 Thank you. 1190 01:12:05,948 --> 01:12:06,949 Hi. 1191 01:12:07,616 --> 01:12:08,742 Hi. 1192 01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,621 Can I...? 1193 01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:16,041 Yeah. 1194 01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:19,253 I'm looking for Cheryl Melhoff. 1195 01:12:19,878 --> 01:12:20,879 You want Cheryl? 1196 01:12:21,547 --> 01:12:23,841 Yeah. She's... 1197 01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:29,805 We work together, and she was helping me with a work thing. 1198 01:12:32,141 --> 01:12:33,642 Cheryl. 1199 01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:37,062 Honey? 1200 01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:40,357 There's some guy here. 1201 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,151 CHERYL: What? 1202 01:12:42,818 --> 01:12:43,819 (BARKING) 1203 01:12:44,153 --> 01:12:45,279 MAN: From work. 1204 01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:48,323 CHERYL: Okay, hold on. I'm on the phone. 1205 01:13:11,889 --> 01:13:12,890 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1206 01:13:13,182 --> 01:13:14,475 MAN". It's Conan. 1207 01:13:14,641 --> 01:13:19,480 Tonight, First Lady Michelle Obama, Walter Mitty. 1208 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:21,482 Can we talk about your love life? 1209 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:23,192 I think people would be interested. 1210 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:24,693 You don't want to know about my love life. 1211 01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:26,487 I think they do. 1212 01:13:26,737 --> 01:13:30,365 Yeah, I think they do. Now, I don't believe everything I read. 1213 01:13:30,532 --> 01:13:33,243 There's a scandal? A little scandal? 1214 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,412 A little scandal, yes. 1215 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:39,166 She was back with her husband, or something. 1216 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:40,292 Then she fell for you? 1217 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,503 Where there's smoke, there's fire. 1218 01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:43,837 You're awesome, Walter. 1219 01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:45,005 WALTER: (ON TV) Thanks. 1220 01:13:45,089 --> 01:13:46,173 ANDY: Sure. 1221 01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:48,050 Can you turn this off? 1222 01:13:49,093 --> 01:13:50,135 It stays on. 1223 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,682 I'm just going to get out. 1224 01:14:10,114 --> 01:14:11,156 Hey, Mom. 1225 01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:12,282 Hi, honey. 1226 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,202 Walter, you got to tip these guys. 1227 01:14:15,369 --> 01:14:17,371 We got the piano back safe, Mom. 1228 01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:20,415 Are you back from your work trip? 1229 01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,126 Yeah, this morning. 1230 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:23,544 Hungry? 1231 01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:25,003 Mmm-hmm. 1232 01:14:25,546 --> 01:14:27,047 I'm making soup. Thanks. 1233 01:14:27,214 --> 01:14:28,799 Hey, tipping time now. 1234 01:14:34,721 --> 01:14:36,265 This is all I got. 1235 01:14:38,851 --> 01:14:40,310 MAN: Thank you. Thank you very much. 1236 01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:42,312 ODESSA: All right, thanks, everybody. 1237 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:43,814 For all your hard work. 1238 01:14:43,981 --> 01:14:45,149 MAN: We appreciate it, ma'am. 1239 01:14:45,315 --> 01:14:47,025 You did great. You just let yourself out. 1240 01:14:47,192 --> 01:14:48,652 He's good for this. 1241 01:14:51,155 --> 01:14:52,698 EDNA: Are you gonna stay for dinner? 1242 01:14:52,865 --> 01:14:53,991 ODESSA: Oh, Mom, I'd love to. 1243 01:14:54,158 --> 01:14:55,659 I think I'm just really wiped out 1244 01:14:55,784 --> 01:14:57,244 after supervising moving that thing all day. 1245 01:14:57,411 --> 01:15:00,289 I think I just need to go to yoga and then just crash. 1246 01:15:00,455 --> 01:15:01,957 What is it? A class? 1247 01:15:02,374 --> 01:15:03,375 Yes, yoga. 1248 01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:06,295 It's a class. I go to the hot kind, where they heat the room. 1249 01:15:07,087 --> 01:15:08,547 Have you heard of that? Sure. 1250 01:15:08,714 --> 01:15:10,674 You have? It's great for you. 1251 01:15:10,841 --> 01:15:12,301 You just get it all out of your system. 1252 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:14,970 You get your sweat out, you just get everything, all your fear. 1253 01:15:15,137 --> 01:15:17,222 I'm waiting on a call about an audition. 1254 01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:18,640 That Grease show'? 1255 01:15:18,807 --> 01:15:20,100 Yeah. Rizzo? 1256 01:15:20,267 --> 01:15:22,311 Yeah. I'm really excited about it. 1257 01:15:23,312 --> 01:15:25,063 What's good about this is that I just don't worry about it. 1258 01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:26,773 I just get out of my head. 1259 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:27,941 Is that good for you? 1260 01:15:28,025 --> 01:15:30,235 I feel like it's good in a class like this. 1261 01:15:30,402 --> 01:15:31,987 I mean, I'm not going to get paid for it, which is fine. 1262 01:15:32,154 --> 01:15:33,697 It's not about money. Wonderful. 1263 01:15:33,864 --> 01:15:35,449 And I feel like... 1264 01:15:35,616 --> 01:15:39,578 It's just for kids, but I think it's important for them to start early. 1265 01:15:40,078 --> 01:15:41,330 I'm really thrilled, Mom. 1266 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,457 I think I'm just going to enjoy it. 1267 01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,459 Just standing in front of people and talking. 1268 01:15:45,959 --> 01:15:47,878 You'll be good at that. Yeah. 1269 01:15:48,045 --> 01:15:49,922 You'll really be good at that. I think so, too, Mom. 1270 01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,381 Hey, Mom? 1271 01:15:51,548 --> 01:15:52,716 Yeah. 1272 01:15:53,342 --> 01:15:57,763 Did somebody take a picture of your piano, like, a week ago? 1273 01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:01,350 I did. 1274 01:16:02,142 --> 01:16:03,977 With Sean's camera. 1275 01:16:08,106 --> 01:16:09,316 Sean O'Connell's camera? 1276 01:16:09,483 --> 01:16:11,318 Yeah, he came to visit. 1277 01:16:12,444 --> 01:16:13,820 Mom, what? 1278 01:16:14,905 --> 01:16:15,906 Yeah. 1279 01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:17,866 He wanted to know about your work schedule, 1280 01:16:17,991 --> 01:16:19,952 when you left, when you came home. 1281 01:16:20,118 --> 01:16:22,496 He said you really understood LIFE. 1282 01:16:22,663 --> 01:16:24,414 He was really interested in your work. 1283 01:16:26,667 --> 01:16:28,126 Mom, why didn't you tell me? 1284 01:16:28,335 --> 01:16:30,837 I told you. I told you in the produce aisle. 1285 01:16:31,004 --> 01:16:32,547 I remember that. 1286 01:16:34,174 --> 01:16:35,217 Maybe you were... 1287 01:16:35,384 --> 01:16:39,096 Odessa, what is it you call it when he goes into one of his little places? 1288 01:16:39,263 --> 01:16:40,889 "Zoned out." 1289 01:16:41,056 --> 01:16:42,975 You do that now and then. 1290 01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:46,520 What's the matter? 1291 01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:49,773 I got fired. 1292 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,025 I lost a picture of his. 1293 01:16:52,818 --> 01:16:53,819 Can you find it? 1294 01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:57,155 No, I don't know where he is. 1295 01:16:57,322 --> 01:17:00,409 He's someplace with Warlocks or... 1296 01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:02,953 Warlords. 1297 01:17:03,203 --> 01:17:04,663 No, Warlocks. 1298 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,665 No. Warlords. 1299 01:17:06,832 --> 01:17:10,168 Sean said he had to meet with warlords very soon... 1300 01:17:10,335 --> 01:17:12,337 and maybe he would take my cake 1301 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,464 so that he could get permission... 1302 01:17:14,631 --> 01:17:17,050 to trek through the wilds and places. 1303 01:17:17,217 --> 01:17:20,053 He said he wants to photograph snow leopards. How about that? 1304 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:21,638 Who? 1305 01:17:31,023 --> 01:17:33,650 "Ungoverned Afghanistan." 1306 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:37,654 EDNA: Mmm-hmm. 1307 01:17:37,738 --> 01:17:38,739 That's where Sean is. 1308 01:17:39,448 --> 01:17:41,950 Crazy Afghanistan. Yeah. 1309 01:17:42,617 --> 01:17:44,703 In the upper Himalayas. 1310 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,372 They can't let you go. 1311 01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:50,459 You were Sean's partner. 1312 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:51,793 He told me... 1313 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,421 that you were the person who worked the hardest... 1314 01:17:54,588 --> 01:17:59,051 to make sure his work was realized the way he wished. 1315 01:18:04,264 --> 01:18:05,974 You finish his work. 1316 01:18:49,851 --> 01:18:52,062 Heaven is a switchboard that you want to fight 1317 01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:54,398 She would even miss you if you taught her sight 1318 01:18:54,481 --> 01:18:56,608 Power politician leaning to the right 1319 01:18:56,691 --> 01:18:57,901 Baby's got a trust fund 1320 01:18:57,984 --> 01:19:00,904 That she'll want to go off like that 1321 01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:02,989 Get off of my stack 1322 01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:05,283 Leave a little window 1323 01:19:05,367 --> 01:19:07,452 Get off of my stack 1324 01:19:15,669 --> 01:19:17,796 Now we wear same-colored yellow uniforms 1325 01:19:17,879 --> 01:19:20,465 Sky is burning but at least we know we're warm 1326 01:19:20,549 --> 01:19:22,592 Go and run yourself a million miles 1327 01:19:22,676 --> 01:19:24,052 Hoping that the colors run out 1328 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:26,388 And you go off like that 1329 01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,849 Get off of my stack 1330 01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:34,729 Stack 1331 01:21:43,525 --> 01:21:44,526 (PHONE RINGS) 1332 01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:48,196 Hey,Todd. 1333 01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:49,990 Hey, what's up? 1334 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:51,491 Not much. 1335 01:21:51,658 --> 01:21:55,287 Hey, good news. Your profile really rounded out, man. 1336 01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:57,205 That volcano-shark combo. 1337 01:21:57,372 --> 01:22:00,333 That is money in the bank. Get ready to get a lot of winks. 1338 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,668 Okay. 1339 01:22:01,835 --> 01:22:03,169 But something else. 1340 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:05,171 Cheryl Melhoff... 1341 01:22:05,338 --> 01:22:07,882 she's not on here anymore. Withdrawn. 1342 01:22:08,383 --> 01:22:09,384 Oh. 1343 01:22:09,551 --> 01:22:11,303 Really? Yeah. 1344 01:22:11,845 --> 01:22:13,305 Hey, man, where are you now? 1345 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,681 Himalayas. 1346 01:22:14,848 --> 01:22:18,018 The Himalayas. I love it. 1347 01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:19,686 That is a kick-ass "Been There." 1348 01:22:19,853 --> 01:22:21,855 Todd, I'm gonna keep this short. 1349 01:22:22,022 --> 01:22:23,690 I have to make oxygen choices. 1350 01:22:23,857 --> 01:22:26,067 Hey, I get it. so! 1351 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:29,404 Anyway, you have a profile now. Congratulations. 1352 01:22:29,571 --> 01:22:31,364 Cool, but, you know what? 1353 01:22:31,531 --> 01:22:33,074 Would you take me off? 1354 01:22:33,241 --> 01:22:36,244 I can't really swing that $500 yearly. 1355 01:22:36,411 --> 01:22:37,662 MAN: Hey. 1356 01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:41,291 Hey, man. 1357 01:22:41,374 --> 01:22:42,626 You're sure? Because I feel like 1358 01:22:42,751 --> 01:22:44,002 we're really onto something here. 1359 01:22:44,169 --> 01:22:47,047 Do you mind? I'm working. 1360 01:22:47,213 --> 01:22:49,215 This is one of the best profiles I've ever done. 1361 01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:50,717 And our refund policy, well, we don't have one... 1362 01:22:51,343 --> 01:22:53,178 Todd, I got to go. 1363 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:56,097 Sean. 1364 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,099 Yeah. 1365 01:23:04,856 --> 01:23:06,900 It's Walter. 1366 01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:12,238 Mitty. 1367 01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:22,248 Walter Mitty. 1368 01:23:23,124 --> 01:23:24,751 Seriously? 1369 01:23:26,878 --> 01:23:29,089 How the hell did you get up here? 1370 01:23:29,923 --> 01:23:31,424 I just... 1371 01:23:35,095 --> 01:23:36,805 I've been looking for you. 1372 01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:41,393 Sit down. 1373 01:23:48,233 --> 01:23:49,609 I'll sit. 1374 01:23:57,617 --> 01:23:59,452 Well, take your time. Settle in. 1375 01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:01,454 Try to be real still, okay? 1376 01:24:03,915 --> 01:24:05,500 There's a snow leopard. 1377 01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:09,170 Right in this ridge. 1378 01:24:10,004 --> 01:24:13,675 So we have to try to be very, very, very, very still. 1379 01:24:16,803 --> 01:24:19,305 They call the snow leopard the "ghost cat." 1380 01:24:21,307 --> 01:24:23,601 it never lets itself be seen. 1381 01:24:28,356 --> 01:24:30,358 Ghost cat? 1382 01:24:33,611 --> 01:24:37,157 Beautiful things don't ask for attention. 1383 01:24:42,704 --> 01:24:47,959 Sean, there was a negative that got separated from your roll. 1384 01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:53,006 I'm taking a lot of heat over it at work. 1385 01:24:53,173 --> 01:24:57,010 It never came with the roll that you sent. 1386 01:24:57,177 --> 01:24:59,012 The last roll you're talking about? 1387 01:24:59,179 --> 01:25:00,305 Yeah. 1388 01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:01,514 The 25. 1389 01:25:02,974 --> 01:25:04,642 Yeah. 1390 01:25:05,852 --> 01:25:07,812 You're sitting on it. 1391 01:25:10,857 --> 01:25:12,734 Why am I sitting on it? 1392 01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:16,029 It's in your wallet. 1393 01:25:16,863 --> 01:25:18,907 That was the gift. 1394 01:25:19,073 --> 01:25:20,825 The photograph. 1395 01:25:20,992 --> 01:25:22,869 The wallet was just something I could put it in. 1396 01:25:23,036 --> 01:25:26,498 So, I put it in a little slot, the little picture holder in there. 1397 01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:28,333 I thought it would be cute. 1398 01:25:30,919 --> 01:25:32,754 I told you, "look inside." 1399 01:25:33,421 --> 01:25:35,048 In the note. 1400 01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:36,508 You said "look inside." 1401 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,886 I thought you meant look inside of the wrapping paper. 1402 01:25:40,428 --> 01:25:43,056 Yeah? Well, you got a real nice surprise coming. 1403 01:25:43,223 --> 01:25:45,391 No, I don't have it. 1404 01:25:45,558 --> 01:25:47,477 I don't have it anymore. 1405 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:48,561 Whoa! 1406 01:25:54,442 --> 01:25:56,402 What the hell were you thinking? 1407 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:01,616 I mean, I'm sorry, I've admired you for a very long time... 1408 01:26:01,783 --> 01:26:05,453 but that is not a good move, at all, with a valuable negative. 1409 01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:07,580 Sorry, I just... 1410 01:26:07,747 --> 01:26:10,291 I thought it would be a playful kind of thing. 1411 01:26:10,458 --> 01:26:11,918 Playful? 1412 01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:14,712 Too playful. 1413 01:26:16,089 --> 01:26:17,423 I see what you're saying. 1414 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:20,260 With the cover, I should have been more straightforward. 1415 01:26:20,426 --> 01:26:23,471 But can I ask you, I mean, if you don't mind... 1416 01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:26,224 what did you do with the wallet? 1417 01:26:27,267 --> 01:26:28,726 Chucked it. 1418 01:26:31,062 --> 01:26:33,189 Well, that hurts my feelings. 1419 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,442 No. Man, I liked it very much. 1420 01:26:36,609 --> 01:26:37,944 I appreciated it very much. 1421 01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:39,112 So you threw it away? 1422 01:26:43,449 --> 01:26:46,369 So, you have no idea what it was? 1423 01:26:47,453 --> 01:26:48,454 The photograph? 1424 01:26:52,292 --> 01:26:53,626 It's a shame. 1425 01:26:56,129 --> 01:26:57,964 It was a beauty. 1426 01:27:05,889 --> 01:27:06,890 (MEN YELLING) 1427 01:27:14,564 --> 01:27:16,941 How did you find me, anyway? 1428 01:27:19,485 --> 01:27:20,737 My mom. 1429 01:27:21,613 --> 01:27:24,824 Cool lady. Knows how to bake. 1430 01:27:25,241 --> 01:27:26,743 Yeah. 1431 01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:30,663 Hey' Why did you-- Shh! 1432 01:28:06,908 --> 01:28:09,452 When are you gonna take it? 1433 01:28:13,539 --> 01:28:15,458 Sometimes I don't. 1434 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:18,127 If I like a moment... 1435 01:28:18,753 --> 01:28:22,423 I mean, me, personally... 1436 01:28:24,384 --> 01:28:27,553 I don't like to have the distraction of the camera. 1437 01:28:31,057 --> 01:28:34,894 Just want to stay in it. 1438 01:28:38,398 --> 01:28:40,066 Stay in it? 1439 01:28:41,567 --> 01:28:43,236 Yeah, right there. 1440 01:28:44,404 --> 01:28:46,239 Right here. 1441 01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,411 Now it's gone. It's gone. 1442 01:28:58,001 --> 01:28:59,460 That looks like fun. 1443 01:28:59,794 --> 01:29:01,754 I think I'm gonna jump in. 1444 01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:05,258 Hey, what was the picture, Sean? 1445 01:29:06,134 --> 01:29:09,262 We're gonna be odd-numbered if you don't join. 1446 01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:12,890 What was the picture? 1447 01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:17,645 Let's just call it a ghost cat, Walter Mitty. 1448 01:29:25,194 --> 01:29:27,488 What's in your hand 1449 01:29:28,614 --> 01:29:31,826 You're pinned down to routines 1450 01:29:35,455 --> 01:29:38,041 Elevate and leave 1451 01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:41,210 The flickering screen 1452 01:29:45,423 --> 01:29:48,634 Where nothing is compromised 1453 01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:51,763 Nothing is lost 1454 01:29:55,767 --> 01:29:58,853 When everything is realized 1455 01:30:00,104 --> 01:30:02,190 Nothing is crossed 1456 01:31:04,794 --> 01:31:06,546 MAN: You made the watch list. 1457 01:31:06,712 --> 01:31:09,423 How did you get to Afghanistan? There's a travel ban. 1458 01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:10,508 (SIGHS) 1459 01:31:10,633 --> 01:31:12,176 Through Yemen. 1460 01:31:13,427 --> 01:31:15,346 Violent place. 1461 01:31:16,305 --> 01:31:18,599 That's why the air fare is only $84. 1462 01:31:19,684 --> 01:31:21,602 Can I have my fife back? 1463 01:31:23,646 --> 01:31:25,481 Do you know anyone in Los Angeles? 1464 01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:27,817 No. Any acquaintances? Okay. 1465 01:31:27,984 --> 01:31:28,985 Any companions? 1466 01:31:29,152 --> 01:31:32,405 Anybody here who might be able to verify that you're Walter Mitty? 1467 01:31:38,578 --> 01:31:39,579 (DOOR BUZZES) 1468 01:31:42,582 --> 01:31:44,167 MAN: Walter Mitty? 1469 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:45,376 Yeah. 1470 01:31:46,502 --> 01:31:48,629 Todd Mahar. eHarmony. 1471 01:31:49,630 --> 01:31:50,631 Hey. 1472 01:31:52,258 --> 01:31:53,259 Thank you. Thanks. 1473 01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:54,969 What? Come here. 1474 01:31:55,136 --> 01:31:56,679 Come here. (GROANING) 1475 01:31:56,846 --> 01:31:58,264 Backpack. 1476 01:31:58,431 --> 01:31:59,765 Big hug! 1477 01:32:00,016 --> 01:32:02,101 Airport prison, huh? 1478 01:32:02,185 --> 01:32:03,186 Yeah. 1479 01:32:03,311 --> 01:32:05,855 Tell me all about it over a Cinnabon. Come on. 1480 01:32:06,022 --> 01:32:07,607 Cinnabon! 1481 01:32:09,650 --> 01:32:11,736 How long were you detained for, by the way? 1482 01:32:13,112 --> 01:32:14,780 Like, 17 hours. 1483 01:32:15,156 --> 01:32:17,450 Wow! How's that Cinnabon taste? 1484 01:32:17,617 --> 01:32:18,618 Really great. 1485 01:32:18,826 --> 01:32:21,621 That's frosted heroin. That's what you're eating, my friend. 1486 01:32:21,787 --> 01:32:24,498 That's what you're having right there, man. 1487 01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:25,541 By the way-- 1488 01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:29,420 you got 300 winks before I took down your profile. 1489 01:32:29,587 --> 01:32:32,173 In the space of two hours. It was crazy. 1490 01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:33,841 I thought I was selling concert tickets. 1491 01:32:34,759 --> 01:32:36,010 I never checked. 1492 01:32:36,135 --> 01:32:37,970 Oh! Because of... 1493 01:32:38,846 --> 01:32:41,557 the "Pina Colada" girl that quit? 1494 01:32:42,391 --> 01:32:43,935 Yeah. Yeah. 1495 01:32:44,018 --> 01:32:45,019 Cheryl. 1496 01:32:46,437 --> 01:32:50,650 Cheryl, who did not respond to a single wink... 1497 01:32:50,816 --> 01:32:52,151 the whole time she was on there. 1498 01:32:52,568 --> 01:32:54,070 That's a choosy lady. 1499 01:32:54,487 --> 01:32:57,448 (SING-SONG) That's a choosy lady. 1500 01:32:57,531 --> 01:32:58,532 (CHUCKLES) 1501 01:32:58,908 --> 01:32:59,992 How's the... 1502 01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:03,579 daydreaming going? 1503 01:33:06,499 --> 01:33:07,833 Lately, less. 1504 01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:10,836 Good. 1505 01:33:11,003 --> 01:33:12,171 Less is good. 1506 01:33:12,964 --> 01:33:14,257 Thanks for the pastry. 1507 01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:16,509 Yeah, well, you owe me. (CHUCKLES) 1508 01:33:16,676 --> 01:33:19,053 I'll send you a check as soon as I sell the piano. 1509 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,390 You have a lot on your plate. 1510 01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:25,059 What are you gonna do now? 1511 01:33:26,185 --> 01:33:27,979 Go out and get another job. 1512 01:33:32,191 --> 01:33:33,192 Boom! (CHUCKLES) 1513 01:33:35,528 --> 01:33:37,029 Sorry, Walter, I just... 1514 01:33:37,196 --> 01:33:38,155 What? 1515 01:33:38,239 --> 01:33:40,032 You are so not how I pictured you. 1516 01:33:41,158 --> 01:33:42,660 How did you picture me? 1517 01:33:42,827 --> 01:33:45,288 I pictured you as a little gray piece of paper. 1518 01:33:45,955 --> 01:33:47,373 But now I see you... 1519 01:33:47,540 --> 01:33:49,625 and it's like Indiana Jones... 1520 01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:51,085 decided to become the lead singer 1521 01:33:51,210 --> 01:33:52,545 of The Strokes or something like that. 1522 01:33:52,712 --> 01:33:54,505 (LAUGHS) It's nuts. I know. 1523 01:34:14,984 --> 01:34:16,319 Sorry, Mom. 1524 01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:17,653 What for? 1525 01:34:18,738 --> 01:34:20,823 Dad bought it for you. It was my responsibility. 1526 01:34:21,574 --> 01:34:22,742 Oh, Walter. 1527 01:34:23,284 --> 01:34:24,327 We're all grown here. 1528 01:34:24,410 --> 01:34:26,287 We're all good. 1529 01:34:48,309 --> 01:34:49,352 Ooh! 1530 01:34:49,435 --> 01:34:51,771 That's heavy duty, that sum. 1531 01:34:51,937 --> 01:34:53,773 You should put this in your wallet. 1532 01:34:53,939 --> 01:34:55,649 I don't have one. Oh. 1533 01:35:05,201 --> 01:35:06,243 I found it in the trash. 1534 01:35:06,410 --> 01:35:09,080 I always save your knick-knacks. 1535 01:35:14,794 --> 01:35:16,128 Thanks. 1536 01:35:19,090 --> 01:35:20,216 Got it, Mom? Got it. 1537 01:35:20,383 --> 01:35:21,759 Watch the stairs. 1538 01:36:06,345 --> 01:36:07,847 TED: I think this works. 1539 01:36:08,013 --> 01:36:10,724 Heart of America. Different generations. This says it all. 1540 01:36:12,184 --> 01:36:13,310 Oh, hey. Welcome. 1541 01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,521 Wait, I'm sorry, not welcome. 1542 01:36:15,688 --> 01:36:17,565 Not an employee. 1543 01:36:18,149 --> 01:36:19,567 Sorry. 1544 01:36:23,737 --> 01:36:26,532 There's the picture Sean wanted. 25. 1545 01:36:30,035 --> 01:36:32,705 You have two days to print for cover. 1546 01:36:35,207 --> 01:36:37,376 There's your quintessence. 1547 01:36:41,380 --> 01:36:42,423 Hey. 1548 01:36:44,383 --> 01:36:46,218 Do you know our motto? 1549 01:36:49,096 --> 01:36:50,681 "Life... 1550 01:36:52,183 --> 01:36:55,060 "I'm lovin' it?" 1551 01:36:55,603 --> 01:36:56,729 No. 1552 01:36:57,062 --> 01:36:59,064 That's McDonald's. 1553 01:37:01,775 --> 01:37:03,903 This thing that you do, Ted... 1554 01:37:04,069 --> 01:37:06,530 where you come into a place and you push people out. 1555 01:37:08,866 --> 01:37:10,701 You should know that those people worked really hard 1556 01:37:10,826 --> 01:37:12,703 to build this magazine. 1557 01:37:14,955 --> 01:37:16,707 They believed in the motto. 1558 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:18,876 And I get it. You got your marching orders... 1559 01:37:19,043 --> 01:37:21,795 and you have to do what you have to do. 1560 01:37:23,297 --> 01:37:25,716 But you don't have to be such a dick. 1561 01:37:29,261 --> 01:37:33,224 Put that on a plaque, and hang it at your next job. 1562 01:37:44,318 --> 01:37:47,446 What was it? Sasquatch? A unicorn? 1563 01:37:47,613 --> 01:37:49,448 The negative? Yeah. 1564 01:37:50,115 --> 01:37:51,617 I didn't look. (SCOFFS) 1565 01:37:52,701 --> 01:37:53,702 (CHUCKLES) 1566 01:37:56,914 --> 01:37:58,999 You were a good boss, Walter. 1567 01:38:01,293 --> 01:38:02,836 Thanks, man. 1568 01:39:21,373 --> 01:39:22,916 Hey, Walter. What's up? 1569 01:39:23,083 --> 01:39:24,543 Check this out. 1570 01:39:33,969 --> 01:39:34,970 (CHUCKLES) 1571 01:39:36,889 --> 01:39:38,098 See you! 1572 01:39:39,892 --> 01:39:40,976 Hi. 1573 01:39:52,237 --> 01:39:54,573 Walter Mitty. Severance package. 1574 01:40:36,615 --> 01:40:37,783 Hey. 1575 01:40:38,659 --> 01:40:39,952 Cheryl. 1576 01:40:41,787 --> 01:40:43,163 Hey- Hey- 1577 01:40:43,831 --> 01:40:46,291 I got that email from Rich yesterday. 1578 01:40:46,458 --> 01:40:47,710 He's really good. 1579 01:40:47,876 --> 01:40:49,128 Walter, thank you. 1580 01:40:49,294 --> 01:40:50,546 That was... 1581 01:40:50,713 --> 01:40:53,882 That was just a really cool thing to do. 1582 01:40:54,049 --> 01:40:56,051 I just saw it in Iceland. 1583 01:40:56,635 --> 01:40:57,636 He loves it. 1584 01:40:57,803 --> 01:40:59,680 And I'm taking him this afternoon. 1585 01:41:02,141 --> 01:41:04,017 Hey, I wanted you to know... 1586 01:41:04,727 --> 01:41:06,311 you weren't boring me. 1587 01:41:07,187 --> 01:41:08,731 That day in the park. 1588 01:41:10,190 --> 01:41:11,400 I was... 1589 01:41:12,818 --> 01:41:13,819 I was thinking about... 1590 01:41:13,986 --> 01:41:18,157 I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I was thinking about you. 1591 01:41:20,075 --> 01:41:23,579 When I was in Greenland, they do karaoke there... 1592 01:41:24,246 --> 01:41:29,334 and I had to get on this helicopter, with a very drunk pilot. 1593 01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:32,838 And I started to imagine you... 1594 01:41:33,505 --> 01:41:35,549 singing Major Tom. 1595 01:41:38,343 --> 01:41:40,012 Anyway... 1596 01:41:40,929 --> 01:41:43,098 it got me on the helicopter. 1597 01:41:43,265 --> 01:41:47,352 And it got me where I wanted to go. 1598 01:41:49,897 --> 01:41:50,898 So, what happened to you? 1599 01:41:51,064 --> 01:41:54,276 You sort of fell off the face of the Earth there. 1600 01:41:54,443 --> 01:41:55,861 For a little bit. 1601 01:41:56,528 --> 01:41:58,697 I came by and... 1602 01:41:58,864 --> 01:42:01,700 your husband answered so I figured I should just go. 1603 01:42:03,076 --> 01:42:06,413 Phil. He was fixing my refrigerator. 1604 01:42:06,580 --> 01:42:08,373 And he's not my husband. 1605 01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:11,710 I guess I imagined... 1606 01:42:13,587 --> 01:42:15,881 I thought maybe you got back together. 1607 01:42:16,590 --> 01:42:18,717 You have a good imagination. 1608 01:42:18,884 --> 01:42:20,385 But no. 1609 01:42:22,971 --> 01:42:25,557 Hey, my sister got this role in Grease. 1610 01:42:25,724 --> 01:42:26,934 Rizzo. 1611 01:42:27,100 --> 01:42:29,436 Not on Broadway. In some weird church. 1612 01:42:32,397 --> 01:42:33,941 Do you want to go with me? 1613 01:42:34,983 --> 01:42:36,610 I made that sound really not good. 1614 01:42:36,777 --> 01:42:37,945 Yeah. 1615 01:42:38,821 --> 01:42:40,072 Yeah? 1616 01:42:40,405 --> 01:42:43,450 Yeah, yeah. I would love to. 1617 01:42:43,617 --> 01:42:46,453 Grease in a weird church? Are you kidding? 1618 01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:48,747 Rizzo, that's the best part. 1619 01:42:49,081 --> 01:42:52,000 Yeah, Rizzo. (CHUCKLES) Tough and tender. 1620 01:42:52,167 --> 01:42:53,585 Yeah. 1621 01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:55,754 Great. 1622 01:42:56,463 --> 01:42:58,674 Are you heading Uptown? 1623 01:42:59,341 --> 01:43:00,342 Sure. 1624 01:43:00,425 --> 01:43:01,426 Yeah? 1625 01:43:03,512 --> 01:43:05,597 I actually always related to Rizzo more. 1626 01:43:05,764 --> 01:43:07,266 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 1627 01:43:07,432 --> 01:43:10,519 Was it the smoking and the teenage sex? 1628 01:43:10,686 --> 01:43:13,605 No. She was just real, I guess. 1629 01:43:13,772 --> 01:43:14,773 Oh! 1630 01:43:14,982 --> 01:43:18,151 The last issue, it should be here. It came out this morning. 1631 01:43:38,964 --> 01:43:41,300 Man. Walter. 1632 01:43:59,985 --> 01:44:02,362 Should we go buy one of those? 1633 01:44:02,529 --> 01:44:04,281 Yeah. I was probably gonna... 1634 01:44:04,448 --> 01:44:06,116 Probably gonna go back later? Yeah. 1635 01:44:06,283 --> 01:44:09,995 I just didn't want to seem uncool and get one right away. 1636 01:44:41,735 --> 01:44:45,155 There's a rhythm in rush these days 1637 01:44:47,699 --> 01:44:51,578 Where the lines don't move and the colors don't fade 1638 01:44:54,623 --> 01:44:58,085 Leaves you empty with nothing but dreams 1639 01:45:00,671 --> 01:45:04,549 In a world gone shallow In a world gone lean 1640 01:45:07,594 --> 01:45:11,181 Sometimes there's things a man cannot know 1641 01:45:14,059 --> 01:45:17,521 The gears won't turn and the leaves won't grow 1642 01:45:20,399 --> 01:45:24,236 There's no place to run and no gasoline 1643 01:45:26,947 --> 01:45:30,242 Engine won't turn And the train won't leave 1644 01:45:33,412 --> 01:45:37,499 Engines won't turn And the train won't leave 1645 01:45:39,751 --> 01:45:43,088 I will stay with you tonight 1646 01:45:46,258 --> 01:45:49,928 Hold you close 'til the morning light 1647 01:45:52,556 --> 01:45:56,184 In the morning watch a new day rise 1648 01:45:59,104 --> 01:46:02,858 We'll do whatever just to stay alive 1649 01:46:05,527 --> 01:46:09,364 We'll do whatever just to stay alive 1650 01:46:11,742 --> 01:46:15,287 Well, the way I feel is the way I write 1651 01:46:17,664 --> 01:46:21,251 Racin' like the thoughts of the man who lies 1652 01:46:23,170 --> 01:46:26,381 There is a truth and it's on our side 1653 01:46:28,633 --> 01:46:32,054 Dawn is coming Open your eyes 1654 01:46:34,347 --> 01:46:38,018 Look into the sun as the new days rise 1655 01:46:39,811 --> 01:46:43,231 And I will wait for you tonight 1656 01:46:45,275 --> 01:46:49,071 You're here forever and you're by my side 1657 01:46:50,697 --> 01:46:54,534 I've been waiting all my life 1658 01:46:56,328 --> 01:47:00,165 To feel your heart as it's keeping time 1659 01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,879 We'll do whatever just to stay alive 1660 01:47:23,230 --> 01:47:26,399 Dawn is coming Open your eyes 1661 01:47:30,570 --> 01:47:33,990 Dawn is coming Open your eyes 1662 01:47:37,953 --> 01:47:41,832 Dawn is coming Open your eyes 1663 01:47:45,377 --> 01:47:49,589 Dawn is coming Open your eyes 1664 01:48:00,142 --> 01:48:04,813 Look into the sun as the new days rise 1665 01:48:09,401 --> 01:48:12,863 There's a rhythm in rush these days 1666 01:48:15,407 --> 01:48:19,286 Where the lines don't move and the colors don't fade 1667 01:48:22,247 --> 01:48:25,709 Leaves you empty with nothing but dreams 1668 01:48:28,295 --> 01:48:32,299 In a world gone shallow In a world gone lean 1669 01:48:35,260 --> 01:48:38,471 But there is a truth and it's on our side 1670 01:48:41,725 --> 01:48:44,978 Dawn is coming, open your eyes 1671 01:48:48,231 --> 01:48:52,444 Look into the sun as a new days rise 1672 01:49:02,537 --> 01:49:05,373 Step outside, I'm gonna step outside 1673 01:49:09,169 --> 01:49:12,214 Step outside, I'm gonna step outside 1674 01:49:25,977 --> 01:49:28,980 Heart's on fire, leave it all behind you 1675 01:49:39,157 --> 01:49:42,577 Dark as night, let the lightning guide you 1676 01:49:49,292 --> 01:49:52,045 Step outside, I'm gonna step outside 1677 01:49:59,177 --> 01:50:02,597 Heart's on fire, leave it all behind you 1678 01:50:03,306 --> 01:50:08,937 Living life Feeding appetites 1679 01:50:09,771 --> 01:50:15,277 Stake through every heart stop in the mood 1680 01:50:16,695 --> 01:50:19,072 Being glad 1681 01:50:19,823 --> 01:50:22,784 Breathing half the time 1682 01:50:32,544 --> 01:50:35,797 Heart's on fire, leave it all behind you 1683 01:50:45,515 --> 01:50:49,144 Dark as night, let the lightning guide you 1684 01:50:49,269 --> 01:50:51,855 Step outside, I'm gonna step outside 1685 01:51:19,466 --> 01:51:22,469 Broke to Monday 1686 01:51:22,761 --> 01:51:25,138 Something's not the same 1687 01:51:26,097 --> 01:51:27,974 Blank head 1688 01:51:28,099 --> 01:51:30,769 Cross tiles sweep the floor 1689 01:51:32,729 --> 01:51:37,484 Feel your presence in your absence 1690 01:51:37,776 --> 01:51:39,277 Shut the door 1691 01:51:48,578 --> 01:51:51,956 Heart's on fire, leave it all behind you 1692 01:52:01,841 --> 01:52:05,220 Dark as night, let the lightning guide you 1693 01:52:08,223 --> 01:52:11,768 Must believe in 1694 01:52:11,851 --> 01:52:14,813 Step outside Take a step outside 1695 01:52:14,896 --> 01:52:16,481 Take a step outside 1696 01:52:21,569 --> 01:52:25,031 Must believe in 1697 01:52:25,115 --> 01:52:28,076 Step outside Take a step outside 1698 01:52:28,159 --> 01:52:29,744 Take a step outside 1699 01:52:35,333 --> 01:52:38,670 Heart's on fire, leave it all behind you 1700 01:53:06,114 --> 01:53:08,491 You know I love my lady 1701 01:53:09,784 --> 01:53:11,911 We've been together so long 1702 01:53:13,371 --> 01:53:15,832 Like a worn-out recording 1703 01:53:17,125 --> 01:53:18,918 Of my favorite song 1704 01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:22,839 So while she lay there sleepin' 1705 01:53:24,007 --> 01:53:25,925 I read the paper in bed 1706 01:53:27,469 --> 01:53:30,054 And in the personal columns, 1707 01:53:31,055 --> 01:53:32,974 There was this letter that read 1708 01:53:34,642 --> 01:53:37,353 If you like pina coladas 1709 01:53:38,271 --> 01:53:40,315 Or getting caught in the rain 1710 01:53:42,025 --> 01:53:44,444 And the feel of the ocean 1711 01:53:45,570 --> 01:53:47,739 And the taste of champagne 1712 01:53:48,865 --> 01:53:51,284 If you like making love at midnight 1713 01:53:52,577 --> 01:53:54,704 In the dunes of the cape 1714 01:53:55,955 --> 01:53:58,666 Then you're the lady that I look for 1715 01:53:59,751 --> 01:54:01,836 Come with me and escape 110271

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