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That's a done deal, don't worry about it.

If you want a party, we're up for it.

Introduce some of your friends to the producer.

- Sure, I'll be right back. - Hey, don't disappoint me.

Don't worry, I practically know them all.

Fermin, Estela, I was calling you.

Sorry, we didn't hear you.

There's a film producer

who wants to throw a party for a movie.

You can tell him he has my consent to throw it.

- I'm very thankful to you. - What do you mean?

You already know. After 30 years on the job,

it is now that I'm 50 that I'm given the chance to prove

they've been unfair to me.

Come on, don't make that face. Don't worry about it.

It looks like you're throwing a funeral instead of a party.

You don't get it. The party is for us

and it will feature in a movie.

Really? Why doesn't he go take pictures of his grandma?

Don't be rude.

It's for real and there's cash involved. - Cash?

How much? - No idea. Come. He's talking to Chema.

Come on, don't worry about it.

Estela and Fermin.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Sit down and have a drink. - I don't want anything.

- You don't? - What about you?

Have a drink.

- No. - My friend is buying.

- No, thank you. - But why not?

I don't like that man one bit.

I don't know, I think he is not playing fair.

Why? He just needs a party for his movie.

I see nothing wrong with it.

Well, we're not going.

- Why not? - Because I know the way those parties end.

Milagros and Chema usually go with their friends,

and you know them.

They don't need to get paid to throw their little parties.

We could go there, dance a little, have a drink, and that's all.

Other people can do whatever they want.

- Don't insist. We're not going. - We'll discuss it later.

Well...

It's late. I have to go. - Okay, bye.

- Hey.

Hi.

Such a gloomy face. And you're back so early.

Weren't we supposed to meet at 12?

Yeah...

But I'm not coming, and I didn't want you to wait for me.

We're gonna be one short, then. But don't worry about it,

we'll figure it out. - I'm sorry.

It looks like you've been let down today.

Why do you say that?

It seemed to me that Estela didn't like the whole party thing.

She's become very prim.

In my country, we call that “prude.”

As soon as I told Lorena, she wanted to be first in line.

I like these wild parties, and if my parents were here

I'm sure they'd come, too.

Estela is not like that.

Alright, guys, I don't wanna keep you. I'm off.

Hold on, don't be in such a hurry.

Have a drink.

I'm buying. I'll think of something. Barman!

Your old lady's got you beat, man.

You have no endurance anymore. - If it weren't for you...

I don't even use it to take a piss. - That's not true.

But you've been so limp lately...

You like this, huh?

I like it, too.

I'd like to be a man, to be able to penetrate you,

and feel the penetration.

You ask for too much, honey.

But it'd be great, wouldn't it?

You need to be born a man for that.

And you, find yourself another place

to lay your eggs. We're enough people here.

This is the first time you're not unwelcome.

I was looking for an excuse to leave.

So rude. So, how are you?

I'm great. We've been invited to a party.

- Who invited you? - A film producer

who wants to shoot a movie that goes wild.

Maybe it's a scam?

It wouldn't be the first time someone's invited to a party

and then wakes up in Beirut.

There you have the soap-opera fan.

The producer turns out to be a mobster

who is involved in human trafficking.

That guy only wants to see some nude ladies,

just to get some chicks naked.

But if the party is for both sexes, I'm in.

You think your old lady will let you go?

I doubt it, she has such an attitude.

- It's a piece of cake. - Yeah, a stake one.

- Ciao. See you at the party. - Have fun.

Bah.

Do you feel like making love?

Or would you rather go downstairs for some burgers?

First, I'm taking a shower.

Let's see what kind of appetite is stronger after that.

Hey! Hold on! You're cheating!

No! Not now! - Yes!

- We'll do it later. - What?

- Let me take a shower first. - No.

No. - You're naughty!

You're such a pain.

Jerk. Who does he think he is?

You're such a spoiled brat.

You're such a macho.

You think I'll do whatever you want? Well, I won't.

You think you can boss me around,

that I'll do whatever you tell me?

No way, you won't use me like a puppet.

As if I didn't know the way those parties end.

You won't call me? Too bad for you.

You know-it-all.

Well, good things happen only to those who seek them out.

And you know where to find me. If you want anything, you call me.

I can find plenty of guys like you.

You look like something out of a painting by El Greco.

I only remember you when I'm having breakfast.

Your face looks like a cookie.

-Hel.lo

We were about to go.

Sorry, I was taking a bath.

- Alone?

With Fermin. - Secret disclosed.

- Take a seat. - Fermin is learning to fish underwater.

I'm not sure if you've ever met. She is Lorena. Estela.

- Hi. - Hi.

If you are his new crush, I must warn you:

Chema is married.

Estela, don't blow my cover.

I don't understand.

It's a joke. But careful,

he only has one true love: his motorbike.

I should warn you I also have a boyfriend.

He lives back in England.

From time to time, I leave my motorbike

to go to some parties.

To get rid of the smell of gasoline.

Don't get worked up, we're not here to persuade you to join us.

But I do want to see you at the races.

Fermin and you are my true fans.

I promise I'll be there.

But I don't know about Fermin. I haven't heard from him in a few days.

I haven't seen him since Sunday either.

He must be studying hard. The quarterly exams are upon us.

Come on, give him a call.

No way.

Let him call me. - This is how you feel?

Alright, I'll call him. - No.

Please. - Alright.

It's evident that I'm a lousy matchmaker.

Well, we have to go.

- I'll see you on Sunday. - I don't think so.

I find the races are so dumb.

- Bye. - Bye.

Bye, Estela. See you on Sunday. - Bye.

For your sake, I hope you don't call me.

Because if you do, you'll see how mad I can get.

Estela.

Fermin.

It's so beautiful to see the water falling down.

It looks alive.

Come on, let's drink a little.

Here.

- I feel like a little girl. - I want to make you feel like a woman.

I love you.

You did well to quit the seminary. You'd have made a terrible priest.

Why do you say that now?

You're resentful, so when the sinners confessed

the penance you would have given them would have been a real ordeal.

Yeah, I'm sure. - You're incorrigible.

Come on, dude!

Go, Chema!

Mazinger Z!

Glider down!

Motherfucker.

Piece of shit!

You look so clean!

Wait! I just want to hug you! We're friends, right?

Let go off me.

Let them kiss each other!

If you want, I can ask one of my mechanics to take a look at it.

No one touches this fucker. If she screws me over again, I'll set it on fire.

Why don't you go laugh at your parents, huh?

I'll see you at the party. We'll have a great time.

I'm coming with Carla, just in case. But I don't have a single smoke.

Don't worry, Antonio will take care of it.

If he's not in jail.

I don't like that guy one bit. He's always getting in trouble.

Dude, when you get in the mood,

you go from one mess to the next.

That's different. I stand for certain ideals.

Sure, your car, your beach apartment,

and the factories you'll inherit from your father.

Of course,

if he finds out you're cheating him, you'll have to become a commie.

- You coming? - Yeah.

Let's go.

Hop in, quickly.

The car is gone!

Don't leave me here!

Shit! I'm gonna take this motherfucker apart!

DOMESTIC TERMINAL

- How was your flight? - Exhausting.

It was a terrible flight.

There were storms above us, below us...

- I'd like to be a stewardess, like you. - You don't know what you're saying.

It's gonna be a great party. There's gonna be all kinds of things.

- I'm dead tired. - Don't do this to me.

I told the guys you'd be coming along.

These long flights make me more and more tired.

And we get so many hicks now.

Some of them even bring their own towelettes.

Oh, no!

- We have a full moon tonight? - Apparently.

Then I'm coming with you to the party. This is unbearable.

Come on, get out of there!

- Yeah, I'm coming. - Let's go.

You like cars a lot, don't you?

It depends on the car. That one, I didn't like at all.

It looks like a smoke canister. - Let's see if you like this one.

Aye, aye, Starsky.

Or are you Hutch?

You're so funny, aren't you?

He can laugh.

Tomorrow he'll be released as if he'd done nothing.

You know it, man. It's obvious you've got a higher education.

Unlike him. Apart from screwing with my plans,

he believes he's caught a super-villain.

No, man, I'm just the result of 40 years of repression.

You gotta respect me!

- Respect you? - Leave him! He's teasing you!

Let's get him to the station. I don't care what they do with him.

We've done our job. Let's go.

Get inside.

Bastard...

Bye, guys! If you catch me now, there's no film.

He's getting away!

The country is doing poorly...

My car!

He's taking my-- - Shut your mouth!

- My car! - We're the police! Your ID!

Coming from the Fountain of the Cat

A girl, a girl

Coming from the Fountain of the Cat, A girl and a soldier

Ask her about her name, Marieta, Marieta

At your service!

I'm not available today, dear.

Just because I'm your lover, I'm not entitled to a day off?

No more orders and commands, dude.

Today I'm going to have some real fun.

I am not in the mood for capitalists.

I am a member of Workers' Commissions, and that's no joke.

I am going to share myself with my people.

A little bit here. Another bit here.

With this one,

with that one.

I am a woman of the people.

I'll show you what generosity is all about, you cheap shit.

We'll see if you fucking learn once and for all

that mink and chinchilla furs are not everything in life.

There are other trinkets, like emeralds and diamonds,

especially made to embellish divine skin like my own.

Horny, you're divine.

Son of a bitch.

I'll cheat on you with more people than you can count.

Trust me on that.

- We're in the house! - How delightful!

Cristina and Meli.

The Eves of the cabaret.

No, Javi, now we're using tampons.

- Hi, guys! - This is the way to live.

Capitalists! - This guy smells like a sewer.

He stinks!

What are you doing? Are you drinking hair restorer?

A concoction of tropical herbs.

The goddess Aphrodite sends it to me by airmail.

Do you like the way it smells?

This faggot has no shame.

Ho-mo-sex-ual.

We're homosexuals, which doesn't exactly mean

that we clean our sex with hummus.

What are you drinking?

Scotch.

Here, take a puff.

HAIR SALON

It's him.

Hello.

You're still not ready?

I've been waiting for an hour.

Come on in, sir.

We're not going to the party.

You mean you're not going.

Next time, don't waste my time waiting for you on the street.

Please, Fermin.

I don't like it.

I'm afraid. - Don't be childish.

It's gonna be alright.

A bunch of guys and girls getting together to have some fun, that's all.

I can't help it.

We can go dancing or to the movies.

If you want, we can stay right here.

No, come on.

Let go. I'm getting dressed and we're going out.

No! You know we shouldn't.

We can't do it. - Why not? We're friends, aren't we?

We love each other. - No, don't take my panties off!

If you want it, like always. - Don't be silly.

It'll be alright.

It had to happen sometime. I won't hurt you.

No, let me go!

You're hurting me!

Let go of me!

If this is all you're after, you better go now!

What do you think you're doing?

You think you can play around with me? Who do you think you are?

A pure girl? A virgin woman?

Do you think you're better than the rest because of that?

Beat it! Go to your party!

Of course, I'm going. At least those women know what they want.

Without any prejudice, with total freedom, do you hear me?

Freedom.

Get out!

What a surprise! What would you like to drink?

- Give me something to cheer me up. - Right away.

What are you doing? I'm not wearing any briefs.

- Give me my glasses. I can't see. - Take them.

Besides being a whore, she is blind.

- Did you come here alone? - Yeah.

Pour me another one. - Do you want it on my tits?

I'm here at your service, so you just have to ask.

Whatever you want!

- You're such a pansy! - It's not gonna be only you, honey.

- Can I have a puff? - Fine, but you know, huh?

But don't take it out, alright?

- What are you drinking? - Maiden's blood on a full moon.

Widowed or married?

There are no maidens here, horndog.

There are no maidens here.

There are no maidens here. - Come on.

Like that.

Why not? We're friends.

We love each other. We're friends. We love each other.

Don't be silly. It had to happen sometime.

If this is all you're after, you better go now!

Do you think you're better than the rest because of that?

Do you think you're better than the rest because of that?

Beat it! Go to your party!

That's it. Come on. One, two, one!

Oh, yeah!

-Hel.lo

- Such an old thing! - I inherited it from my grandpa.

And this is just the sheath. Wait until I stick you with what goes inside.

Perhaps I wouldn't even feel it.

What are you doing? It gives me the shivers.

You're kind of a whore.

- Cleaning oneself is healthy, dear. - Leave her alone.

Come on.

I can't swim, girl.

Easy.

I have a dairy cow

- Go to your party! - Of course, I'm going.

Those women know what they want. Without any prejudice.

Estela!

- Didn't you want me to come? - Yeah.

But I'm starting not to like it here. - You were leaving?

Yeah, sure.

I was planning to come and get you.

Are you here for me?

You're so silly! I'm here to have fun.

You know I'm quite capable of doing anything the rest do.

You'll be doing nothing.

You and I are over. Do you understand?

I am free to do as I please. - Let's get out of here!

Didn't you want to party?

Well, you're going to party, then.

Hear me! Without any censorship,

they will be subjected to a press conference,

while the most experienced

train them for the sublimation of love.

The lucky ones are Carla and Estela.

- Great! Bravo! - That's great!

Let's see.

We're Europe now, baby.

You should stand apart and look deeply into each other's eyes.

Like that.

Separated by the Pyrenees and the Principality of Andorra...

Estela will turn around slowly

until her back is to Carla.

The touch of the skin

must be soft, exciting,

cultural, as if you were grazed by butterfly wings.

- That's it. - Like that.

Let your fingernails run down both her sides.

Like that.

Don't rush it.

Very slowly.

Take soft and deep breaths.

Like this.

Very deep.

Estela,

are you horny?

What does it look like to you?

What about you, Carla?

I'm passionate.

Are you free?

Now I am.

What about you, Carla?

I'm so free.

How many abortions have you had?

None. I'm careful.

I've had five uterine scrapings.

How do you write your orgasm?

My orgasm is not to be written, it is to be felt.

Then what do you use to comfort yourself?

Your little hand?

Just friendship.

The bigger, the better.

Do you use seduction to attack male and female weaknesses?

Answer!

No.

This girl isn't aggressive.

She just prefers love in peacetime.

Where did you lose your virginity?

While I was on vacation.

Did it hurt?

Stop!

That's enough, don't come near her. This isn't part of the game.

My beloved

I love you so much

- Come on! - Come on!

Oh, that's a pleasure!

If I win you over

My beloved

Always with you - I can see your tit!

Hit me while I am enraptured by the sparkle in your eyes.

He thinks he is Greta Garbo!

Gilda! Gilda!

Okay, fine.

My beloved

I love you so...

Hit me! Don't fuck up my joke!

The slap.

My beloved

I love you so...

- So what? - Come on.

Hold on, horndog, what are you doing? Stop it right there.

- Now you have what you wanted? - What are you talking about?

You could have just told me you liked women.

Asshole!

One, two. One, two. Left!

The left is not your thing, huh?

Left!

Soldiers,

I've decided to leave the fate of the neighborhood in your hands.

We have to guarantee the German people sufficient Lebensraum.

When I say Lebensraum... - Halt!

I mean Russia.

The Third Reich

must stick to its foreign policy objectives.

The invasion of Russia

will be the only military maneuver that will justify the bloodshed

in the eyes of God and before the German public opinion.

For the honor of Germany!

- The FUhrer! - Heil Hitler!

This guy is so rude. Write him down.

Have his wisdom teeth removed.

I've decided to create a new race

that will outshine all others in terms of intelligence and beauty.

I have chosen you carefully to procreate for Germany

and the Third Reich.

This is terrible. Wasn't this supposed to be a party?

- It's great, come on! - No, no.

Remember that before surrendering to the enemy like a coward,

you must do the hedgehog to the end.

And save your last round

to shoot your brains out.

Guys, the city is all yours. Dismissed! - Let's get out of here.

Pay attention! The newlyweds are here!

Bums from Madrid, Adelaidas from Portugal,

let the door be opened to the great bacchanal.

- Great! - Great!

Strip them down and train them for the bisexual liberation movement.

Let go!

I need a man! This is truly delicious!

You're killing me.

You bunch of assholes.

I saw her first!

Drink this.

You're gonna have such a great time!

Now it's my turn since I saw her first.

Guys!

Grow and multiply.

Beautiful burning liquor,

grown among green bushes,

you've made men big like castles crawl on all fours.

Can we carry on? I'm hungry.

Shut up! I'll forget the words!

You'll say you don't remember.

This way you have to come in, and inside you have to leave your fruit.

And when it needs to come out, here you have a pipe!

Freedom to express yourself. Freedom in love.

Freedom to express yourself.

Freedom in love.

So good!

If I pour it down my back, will you drink it at the bottom?

No way, you drink it.

I've never liked a wine porron that works intermittently.

If the priest in my town gave communion with his own pipe,

I wouldn't miss it once. - That's enough, Carla.

Why? I love priests.

With their white faces.

And their dark robes.

Stop it, you are being disrespectful.

And you're a bunch of machos.

If your Jesus Christ had included women among his apostles,

you'd be better off.

I don't see why they had to be 12 men. Though I love them.

Here we are, men and women, and we're having a hell of a time, aren't we?

So this is what human rights are to you?

Freedom to defile?

Come on, don't get mad.

This is precisely what your religion is missing,

a sense of humor.

But its sexual repression is a joke.

Here, priests fuck like everyone else.

The one at my school has hit on me several times.

In my hometown, many young girls lost their virginity inside the confessional.

I'll ignore your words because you're drunk. Or else...

Or else, what?

You'd call your daddy and tomorrow we'd be in jail.

No, man, all that is over.

This is a free country now and we can talk freely.

But without being foul, do you understand? Respecting other people.

You're unbelievable.

You're fucking your daddy's lover

and you speak of respect.

And I'm sure

that the whole family goes to mass together on Sundays.

And on holidays, as the Holy Mother Church commands

My case is different.

I am a victim of fascist tyranny and He is my savior.

Really?

I thought that your uncle...

It is what it is, he only asks me for dirty stuff.

That I lean back like this, that I stick my finger in like that...

One day, he even brought a dog to lick my muffin.

In that case, we forgive him.

But we do blame her mother.

Fuck you all.

Certainly, my parents suck.

My father is a bastard.

When he weighed 140 kilos,

we even put him on a diet.

And now that he's skinny,

he's left my mother for a younger girl.

Sorry, I'm not judging you.

I like my men to be fat. The chubby ones.

They lie flat on the bed and go to sleep.

Well then, you should fatten him up again

and send him back to the pigsty.

You should hang him by the balls.

My mother has gone nuts, she thinks she's Maria Calas.

She's unbearable.

- You're right. - What about my bastard of a maker?

He's spent his whole life in prison,

and, on top of that, he used to beat up my mother

because he claimed that I wasn't his son.

Come on, I look just like him!

As far as I know, at least in my country,

when people come to visit, they're not invited to fuck.

But if he's spent his whole life in prison,

then you're a son of a whore.

Unfortunate son of a bitch.

When he was growing up, he'd lick old women's pussies for a bowl of lentils.

Hey, those are the chances I've had in my life.

My parents are really cool.

They're always swapping partners with their friends.

Democracy has been fucking great for them.

Now they even place ads in the newspapers.

- How do you know that? - Because my mom tells me.

She says it's the most fun when couples are first-timers.

Once they fucked with a black couple. She had a blast.

But he couldn't sit down for two weeks.

- Oh, my God, a black guy. - What about you, Cristina?

Don't you have any venom to spew?

No, my case is different.

They made me Queen of the Grape Harvest in my hometown,

and my parents believed that meant I was going to be so successful.

But I ended up eating pussy

just to work in that fucking cabaret.

Then go back to your village!

They might make you the mayor of Pecker Town.

As long as there are guys willing to pay a thousand bucks to see these curves

and I have this body,

I won't let any slut take my place.

- Pour me some! - Life is a pitfall.

As soon as I save some money, I'll buy a dog and go away.

You should study Economics, because you're a wastrel.

So much has been forgotten in the bowl, and those on TV...

Guys, love each other.

And you girls as well.

Love sucks.

Bank accounts are the only thing that matter. Am I right, José Manuel?

You are lovely children.

Honestly, it's easier to put an end to unemployment

that you voting your parents to gain the kingdom of Heaven.

Freedom to express yourself.

Freedom in love.

Wait a moment! Hold on!

It's time for dessert.

Facing the sun with a new shirt you stitched like yesterday.

Shut up!

If only the priests and nuns knew the beatings we're gonna give them

They'd come down from the choir Singing, "Freedom!"

- There it goes. - Oh!

Someone bit me!

- Where are my glasses? - If the old man rose from the dead...

Come on, go.

I love you all!

Come on, goddammit!

- Don't stop! It's divine! - She's so tasty!

You're so sweet.

I love it.

I love it.

- Grab the piglet. - Bring him.

Don't stick that in me.

Come on.

- A bath. - I got a pube in my mouth.

A bath!

A bath!

A bath! Let's purify her!

She's slipped!

If you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas.

Let's go on a trip...

I warned you not to hang around the home of a capitalist.

They're very bad people.

Freedom is in our hands.

I am freedom.

- Let's leave. - Why?

I love you, Estela.

I love you, too.

If I am the end of everything

and the beginning of nothing,

everyone who is barn is dead;

the one who is dead is nothing.

If I have died without dying in you and I have not felt death,

since my love is so great, I never ceased to love you.

If I deserved to become the bride because I was fair and beloved,

do not make me so unhappy, if in death I am still beautiful.

If I died at a young age, it was because death dawned early;

do not forsake me, for I will see you again in nothingness.

If you love me when I am dead and my body is still warm,

turn my grave into a wedding bed

so I can reign in you beyond death.

They shut her eyes, which were still open;

with warm skin, they covered her body;

all of them smothered by her spell,

after her sorrowful death they all fucked her.

The light of the candles that were burning on the ground

outlined the shadow of sex on the wall.

Fucking and fucking.

The soul flies to Heaven.

Dust returns to dust.

The rich fuck the poor, the living fuck the dead.

- Amen. - Amen.

You could have aimed somewhere else.

Come on.

And now we must choose

the one who will represent us next.

To the woman who will claim the horizontal position

as the first fruit of love. - No.

My heartfelt congratulations, Estela.

No!

- No! -Estela!

- Estela! - No!

That's enough! Do whatever you want with me,

but leave her alone! - Help me!

No one forced her to play the game.

If it is her turn now, she must put up with it.

Let her go!

- Help me, Fermin! - Let go off her!

No, you son of a bitch!

I'm gonna break your balls!

Estela!

Let her go!

Let her go! - Fermin!

Estela!

- Estela! - Estela!

She's ready for the first one.

No!

No, please!

Fermin, you go first.

Right, let Fermin do it.

Mouse, the cat's going to catch you. Mouse, it's going to get you.

If it doesn't catch you tonight, it will do it in the morning.

Mouse, the cat's going to catch you.

Mouse, it's going to get you.

If it doesn't catch you tonight, it will do it in the morning.

I'm scared.

I need you to help me. I can't do it.

Try harder, please.

Kiss me.

I love you.

But I can't do it like this.

Stroke me.

But I don't know how.

Stroke me. Like that.

That's it.

Do it like that.

Help me.

...as your lawful wife and as mandated by the Holy Mother Church?

Yes, I do.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

- Amen. - Amen.

You son of a bitch.

You tricked me.

This is a mess!

What are you doing, you moron? Are you trying to kick the bucket?

Don't touch me! I'm free!

I can do whatever I want with my body.

Look who's here! You won't escape now.

I run into you everywhere.

- Come on, get up. - I'm working, man,

in a double-feature movie.

Get up at once!

Either you get up or I'll make you.

- He tipped them off. - Everyone out!

No!

Don't hit me, you murderers!

I've done nothing wrong!

Don't hit me!

I've done nothing wrong!

No!

Don't hit me, you murderers!

Don't hit me!

I've done nothing wrong!

Murderers!

Murderers.

There's nothing you can do here. Go get some rest.

Is she going to be alright, doctor?

She's very young.

I deserve to be the one lying on that bed.

I should have been killed and not allow this.

There is no use for regret now. We can only wait.

Doctor Martinez, please come to room...

It's so beautiful to see the water falling down.

It looks alive.

Come on, let's drink a little. - Yes.

Here.

[feel like a little girl.

I want to make you feel like a woman. I love you.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Fermin.

Sorry I didn't warn you.

We transferred her to room 318.

She's out of danger. - Oh, my God...

I feared the worst.

May I see her? - Yes, of course.

But give me a minute. I'd better let her know.

Yeah.

How is my patient feeling today?

Fine.

I feel better. - So many flowers!

And so pretty.

By the way, there's a boy out there who's dying to see you.

I don't want to see anybody.

You'd be wrong not to, I think he's a good boy.

- Sorry, but I couldn't wait. - I understand.

Doctor!

Science has already done everything in its power.

Had I known, I'd have brought you flowers, too.

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