1
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That's a done deal, don't worry about it.

2
00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:23,786
If you want a party, we're up for it.

3
00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:26,288
Introduce some of your friends
to the producer.

4
00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,083
- Sure, I'll be right back.
- Hey, don't disappoint me.

5
00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:31,419
Don't worry, I practically know them all.

6
00:03:31,585 --> 00:03:34,672
Fermin, Estela, I was calling you.

7
00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:37,174
Sorry, we didn't hear you.

8
00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,634
There's a film producer

9
00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,303
who wants to throw a party for a movie.

10
00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,848
You can tell him
he has my consent to throw it.

11
00:03:44,014 --> 00:03:46,308
- I'm very thankful to you.
- What do you mean?

12
00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:50,813
You already know.
After 30 years on the job,

13
00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:54,859
it is now that I'm 50 that
I'm given the chance to prove

14
00:03:54,942 --> 00:03:57,319
they've been unfair to me.

15
00:03:57,486 --> 00:03:59,613
Come on, don't make that face.
Don't worry about it.

16
00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,700
It looks like you're throwing
a funeral instead of a party.

17
00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,161
You don't get it.
The party is for us

18
00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:06,662
and it will feature in a movie.

19
00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,915
Really? Why doesn't he go
take pictures of his grandma?

20
00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,834
Don't be rude.

21
00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,920
It's for real and there's cash involved.
- Cash?

22
00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,174
How much?
- No idea. Come. He's talking to Chema.

23
00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,010
Come on, don't worry about it.

24
00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:24,054
Estela and Fermin.

25
00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,223
- Hi.
- Hi.

26
00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,600
- Hi.
- How are you?

27
00:04:27,683 --> 00:04:30,352
- Sit down and have a drink.
- I don't want anything.

28
00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,645
- You don't?
- What about you?

29
00:04:32,229 --> 00:04:33,647
Have a drink.

30
00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,357
- No.
- My friend is buying.

31
00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,860
- No, thank you.
- But why not?

32
00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,154
I don't like that man one bit.

33
00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:42,531
I don't know,
I think he is not playing fair.

34
00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:45,409
Why? He just needs a party for his movie.

35
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I see nothing wrong with it.

36
00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:49,079
Well, we're not going.

37
00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:53,250
- Why not?
- Because I know the way those parties end.

38
00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:55,753
Milagros and Chema
usually go with their friends,

39
00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:57,630
and you know them.

40
00:04:57,713 --> 00:05:00,549
They don't need to get paid
to throw their little parties.

41
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,512
We could go there, dance a little,
have a drink, and that's all.

42
00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,472
Other people can do whatever they want.

43
00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:10,309
- Don't insist. We're not going.
- We'll discuss it later.

44
00:05:12,102 --> 00:05:13,395
Well...

45
00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,481
It's late. I have to go.
- Okay, bye.

46
00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:36,877
- Hey.

47
00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,379
Hi.

48
00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,216
Such a gloomy face.
And you're back so early.

49
00:05:42,299 --> 00:05:43,801
Weren't we supposed to meet at 12?

50
00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:44,969
Yeah...

51
00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:48,681
But I'm not coming,
and I didn't want you to wait for me.

52
00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,684
We're gonna be one short, then.
But don't worry about it,

53
00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,228
we'll figure it out.
- I'm sorry.

54
00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,522
It looks like you've been let down today.

55
00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,692
Why do you say that?

56
00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:03,445
It seemed to me that Estela didn't like
the whole party thing.

57
00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,072
She's become very prim.

58
00:06:05,155 --> 00:06:08,117
In my country, we call that “prude.”

59
00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,662
As soon as I told Lorena,
she wanted to be first in line.

60
00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,832
I like these wild parties,
and if my parents were here

61
00:06:14,915 --> 00:06:17,042
I'm sure they'd come, too.

62
00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,462
Estela is not like that.

63
00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,552
Alright, guys, I don't wanna keep you.
I'm off.

64
00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,846
Hold on, don't be in such a hurry.

65
00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:30,264
Have a drink.

66
00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:34,184
I'm buying. I'll think of something.
Barman!

67
00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,599
Your old lady's got you beat, man.

68
00:07:13,682 --> 00:07:16,226
You have no endurance anymore.
- If it weren't for you...

69
00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,314
I don't even use it to take a piss.
- That's not true.

70
00:07:20,397 --> 00:07:23,984
But you've been so limp lately...

71
00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,760
You like this, huh?

72
00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:54,556
I like it, too.

73
00:07:56,392 --> 00:08:00,437
I'd like to be a man,
to be able to penetrate you,

74
00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,899
and feel the penetration.

75
00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,068
You ask for too much, honey.

76
00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,407
But it'd be great, wouldn't it?

77
00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,661
You need to be born a man for that.

78
00:08:18,288 --> 00:08:20,124
And you, find yourself another place

79
00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:23,210
to lay your eggs.
We're enough people here.

80
00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:27,631
This is the first time
you're not unwelcome.

81
00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,509
I was looking for an excuse to leave.

82
00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:33,303
So rude. So, how are you?

83
00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:36,640
I'm great. We've been invited to a party.

84
00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,726
- Who invited you?
- A film producer

85
00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,061
who wants to shoot a movie that goes wild.

86
00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:42,771
Maybe it's a scam?

87
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,733
It wouldn't be the first time
someone's invited to a party

88
00:08:45,899 --> 00:08:47,317
and then wakes up in Beirut.

89
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,196
There you have the soap-opera fan.

90
00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,658
The producer turns out to be a mobster

91
00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,618
who is involved in human trafficking.

92
00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:03,000
That guy only wants to see
some nude ladies,

93
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,169
just to get some chicks naked.

94
00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:09,715
But if the party is for both sexes,
I'm in.

95
00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:14,595
You think your old lady will let you go?

96
00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:17,765
I doubt it, she has such an attitude.

97
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,518
- It's a piece of cake.
- Yeah, a stake one.

98
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,192
- Ciao. See you at the party.
- Have fun.

99
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,818
Bah.

100
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,284
Do you feel like making love?

101
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,954
Or would you rather go downstairs
for some burgers?

102
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,999
First, I'm taking a shower.

103
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,086
Let's see what kind of appetite
is stronger after that.

104
00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,594
Hey! Hold on! You're cheating!

105
00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,101
No! Not now!
- Yes!

106
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,977
- We'll do it later.
- What?

107
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,605
- Let me take a shower first.
- No.

108
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,108
No.
- You're naughty!

109
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,652
You're such a pain.

110
00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,375
<i>Jerk. Who does he think he is?</i>

111
00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:30,170
<i>You're such a spoiled brat.</i>

112
00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:32,840
<i>You're such a macho.</i>

113
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:36,844
<i>You think I'll do whatever you want?
Well, I won't.</i>

114
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,680
<i>You think you can boss me around,</i>

115
00:10:39,763 --> 00:10:41,932
<i>that I'll do whatever you tell me?</i>

116
00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:45,811
<i>No way, you won't use me like a puppet.</i>

117
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:49,314
<i>As if I didn't know
the way those parties end.</i>

118
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,234
<i>You won't call me?
Too bad for you.</i>

119
00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:55,154
<i>You know-it-all.</i>

120
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:58,699
<i>Well, good things happen
only to those who seek them out.</i>

121
00:10:58,782 --> 00:11:02,202
<i>And you know where to find me.
If you want anything, you call me.</i>

122
00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:04,538
<i>I can find plenty of guys like you.</i>

123
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:07,124
<i>You look like something out
of a painting by El Greco.</i>

124
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,006
<i>I only remember you
when I'm having breakfast.</i>

125
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,177
<i>Your face looks like a cookie.</i>

126
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,367
-Hel.lo

127
00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:44,536
We were about to go.

128
00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:47,873
Sorry, I was taking a bath.

129
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:50,417
- Alone?

130
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,961
With Fermin.
- Secret disclosed.

131
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,631
- Take a seat.
- Fermin is learning to fish underwater.

132
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,384
I'm not sure if you've ever met.
She is Lorena. Estela.

133
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,677
- Hi.
- Hi.

134
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:05,265
If you are his new crush, I must warn you:

135
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,017
Chema is married.

136
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,186
Estela, don't blow my cover.

137
00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,104
I don't understand.

138
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:14,608
It's a joke. But careful,

139
00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:17,319
he only has one true love:
his motorbike.

140
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,905
I should warn you I also have a boyfriend.

141
00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:22,157
He lives back in England.

142
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,411
From time to time, I leave my motorbike

143
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,497
to go to some parties.

144
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:30,624
To get rid of the smell of gasoline.

145
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,629
Don't get worked up, we're not here
to persuade you to join us.

146
00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:38,173
But I do want to see you at the races.

147
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,092
Fermin and you are my true fans.

148
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,135
I promise I'll be there.

149
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:46,848
But I don't know about Fermin.
I haven't heard from him in a few days.

150
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:49,309
I haven't seen him since Sunday either.

151
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:52,437
He must be studying hard.
The quarterly exams are upon us.

152
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,022
Come on, give him a call.

153
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,357
No way.

154
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,901
Let him call me.
- This is how you feel?

155
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,112
Alright, I'll call him.
- No.

156
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,072
Please.
- Alright.

157
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:05,659
It's evident that I'm a lousy matchmaker.

158
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,870
Well, we have to go.

159
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,501
- I'll see you on Sunday.
- I don't think so.

160
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:17,212
I find the races are so dumb.

161
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,547
- Bye.
- Bye.

162
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,968
Bye, Estela. See you on Sunday.
- Bye.

163
00:14:14,978 --> 00:14:16,980
For your sake,
I hope you don't call me.

164
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,442
Because if you do,
you'll see how mad I can get.

165
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:48,220
Estela.

166
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,389
Fermin.

167
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,608
It's so beautiful to see
the water falling down.

168
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:03,777
It looks alive.

169
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,488
Come on, let's drink a little.

170
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,783
Here.

171
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,718
- I feel like a little girl.
- I want to make you feel like a woman.

172
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,219
I love you.

173
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,646
You did well to quit the seminary.
You'd have made a terrible priest.

174
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,856
Why do you say that now?

175
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:26,026
You're resentful, so when
the sinners confessed

176
00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:30,071
the penance you would have given them
would have been a real ordeal.

177
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:33,867
Yeah, I'm sure.
- You're incorrigible.

178
00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:05,690
Come on, dude!

179
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,633
Go, Chema!

180
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,386
Mazinger Z!

181
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,537
Glider down!

182
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,382
Motherfucker.

183
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,851
Piece of shit!

184
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,157
You look so clean!

185
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:41,828
Wait! I just want to hug you!
We're friends, right?

186
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,417
Let go off me.

187
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,713
Let them kiss each other!

188
00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:01,264
If you want, I can ask one of my
mechanics to take a look at it.

189
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:05,560
No one touches this fucker. If she screws
me over again, I'll set it on fire.

190
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,815
Why don't you go
laugh at your parents, huh?

191
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,362
I'll see you at the party.
We'll have a great time.

192
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,740
I'm coming with Carla, just in case.
But I don't have a single smoke.

193
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,201
Don't worry, Antonio will take care of it.

194
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:22,702
If he's not in jail.

195
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:26,414
I don't like that guy one bit.
He's always getting in trouble.

196
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,541
Dude, when you get in the mood,

197
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,752
you go from one mess to the next.

198
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,631
That's different.
I stand for certain ideals.

199
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,467
Sure, your car, your beach apartment,

200
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,552
and the factories
you'll inherit from your father.

201
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,346
Of course,

202
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,474
if he finds out you're cheating him,
you'll have to become a commie.

203
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,477
- You coming?
- Yeah.

204
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,728
Let's go.

205
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,692
Hop in, quickly.

206
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,530
The car is gone!

207
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,198
Don't leave me here!

208
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,998
Shit! I'm gonna take
this motherfucker apart!

209
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,057
DOMESTIC TERMINAL

210
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,476
- How was your flight?
- Exhausting.

211
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,562
It was a terrible flight.

212
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:32,480
There were storms above us, below us...

213
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,568
- I'd like to be a stewardess, like you.
- You don't know what you're saying.

214
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,530
It's gonna be a great party.
There's gonna be all kinds of things.

215
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:43,450
- I'm dead tired.
- Don't do this to me.

216
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:46,119
I told the guys you'd be coming along.

217
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:48,872
These long flights
make me more and more tired.

218
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,207
And we get so many hicks now.

219
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,002
Some of them even bring
their own towelettes.

220
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,549
Oh, no!

221
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,386
- We have a full moon tonight?
- Apparently.

222
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,765
Then I'm coming with you to the party.
This is unbearable.

223
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,320
Come on, get out of there!

224
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:05,448
- Yeah, I'm coming.
- Let's go.

225
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,455
You like cars a lot, don't you?

226
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:16,209
It depends on the car.
That one, I didn't like at all.

227
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:19,295
It looks like a smoke canister.
- Let's see if you like this one.

228
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,339
Aye, aye, Starsky.

229
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,842
Or are you Hutch?

230
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,844
You're so funny, aren't you?

231
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,428
He can laugh.

232
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,682
Tomorrow he'll be released
as if he'd done nothing.

233
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,143
You know it, man. It's obvious
you've got a higher education.

234
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,646
Unlike him.
Apart from screwing with my plans,

235
00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:39,315
he believes he's caught a super-villain.

236
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,945
No, man, I'm just the result
of 40 years of repression.

237
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,488
You gotta respect me!

238
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:48,366
- Respect you?
- Leave him! He's teasing you!

239
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:51,369
Let's get him to the station.
I don't care what they do with him.

240
00:22:51,452 --> 00:22:53,246
We've done our job. Let's go.

241
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,123
Get inside.

242
00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:02,755
Bastard...

243
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,717
Bye, guys! If you catch me now,
there's no film.

244
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,051
He's getting away!

245
00:23:58,394 --> 00:24:00,730
The country is doing poorly...

246
00:24:01,981 --> 00:24:03,524
My car!

247
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:07,487
He's taking my--
- Shut your mouth!

248
00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:11,991
- My car!
- We're the police! Your ID!

249
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,621
<i>Coming from the Fountain of the Cat</i>

250
00:24:16,704 --> 00:24:19,123
<i>A girl, a girl</i>

251
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:22,752
<i>Coming from the Fountain of the Cat,
A girl and a soldier</i>

252
00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:26,631
<i>Ask her about her name,
Marieta, Marieta</i>

253
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,559
At your service!

254
00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,646
I'm not available today, dear.

255
00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:45,984
Just because I'm your lover,
I'm not entitled to a day off?

256
00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:56,619
No more orders and commands, dude.

257
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,039
Today I'm going to have some real fun.

258
00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:03,292
I am not in the mood for capitalists.

259
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:07,630
I am a member of Workers' Commissions,
and that's no joke.

260
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:11,718
I am going to share myself with my people.

261
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:15,680
A little bit here. Another bit here.

262
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,600
With this one,

263
00:25:20,309 --> 00:25:21,728
with that one.

264
00:25:23,938 --> 00:25:26,107
I am a woman of the people.

265
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:32,030
I'll show you what generosity
is all about, you cheap shit.

266
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,783
We'll see if you fucking learn
once and for all

267
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,495
that mink and chinchilla furs
are not everything in life.

268
00:25:40,913 --> 00:25:44,083
There are other trinkets,
like emeralds and diamonds,

269
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:48,588
especially made to embellish
divine skin like my own.

270
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,300
Horny, you're divine.

271
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,304
Son of a bitch.

272
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,140
I'll cheat on you with more
people than you can count.

273
00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:00,391
Trust me on that.

274
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:10,651
- We're in the house!
- How delightful!

275
00:26:10,818 --> 00:26:13,905
Cristina and Meli.

276
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,074
The Eves of the cabaret.

277
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:19,202
No, Javi, now we're using tampons.

278
00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:21,454
- Hi, guys!
- This is the way to live.

279
00:26:21,537 --> 00:26:24,040
Capitalists!
- This guy smells like a sewer.

280
00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:26,000
He stinks!

281
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,628
What are you doing?
Are you drinking hair restorer?

282
00:26:28,711 --> 00:26:30,963
A concoction of tropical herbs.

283
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:34,467
The goddess Aphrodite
sends it to me by airmail.

284
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,761
Do you like the way it smells?

285
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,305
This faggot has no shame.

286
00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:41,224
Ho-mo-sex-ual.

287
00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:45,144
We're homosexuals,
which doesn't exactly mean

288
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:48,564
that we clean our sex with hummus.

289
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,111
What are you drinking?

290
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:55,363
Scotch.

291
00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:02,120
Here, take a puff.

292
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:12,130
HAIR SALON

293
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,414
It's him.

294
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,838
Hello.

295
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,131
You're still not ready?

296
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,384
I've been waiting for an hour.

297
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,018
Come on in, sir.

298
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:22,283
We're not going to the party.

299
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,784
You mean <i>you're</i> not going.

300
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,038
Next time, don't waste my time
waiting for you on the street.

301
00:28:27,121 --> 00:28:28,372
Please, Fermin.

302
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,709
I don't like it.

303
00:28:32,376 --> 00:28:34,879
I'm afraid.
- Don't be childish.

304
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,053
It's gonna be alright.

305
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:49,227
A bunch of guys and girls getting
together to have some fun, that's all.

306
00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:52,063
I can't help it.

307
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:54,273
We can go dancing or to the movies.

308
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:58,861
If you want, we can stay right here.

309
00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:01,697
No, come on.

310
00:29:01,864 --> 00:29:04,408
Let go.
I'm getting dressed and we're going out.

311
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,676
No! You know we shouldn't.

312
00:29:22,885 --> 00:29:25,930
We can't do it.
- Why not? We're friends, aren't we?

313
00:29:26,013 --> 00:29:28,599
We love each other.
- No, don't take my panties off!

314
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:35,022
If you want it, like always.
- Don't be silly.

315
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,732
It'll be alright.

316
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,694
It had to happen sometime.
I won't hurt you.

317
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,288
No, let me go!

318
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,707
You're hurting me!

319
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,709
Let go of me!

320
00:29:59,213 --> 00:30:01,799
If this is all you're after,
you better go now!

321
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,551
What do you think you're doing?

322
00:30:03,759 --> 00:30:06,721
You think you can play around with me?
Who do you think you are?

323
00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:09,307
A pure girl? A virgin woman?

324
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,642
Do you think you're better
than the rest because of that?

325
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,519
Beat it! Go to your party!

326
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,772
Of course, I'm going. At least
those women know what they want.

327
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:20,192
Without any prejudice, with total freedom,
do you hear me?

328
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,279
Freedom.

329
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,114
Get out!

330
00:30:50,806 --> 00:30:53,392
What a surprise!
What would you like to drink?

331
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:56,187
- Give me something to cheer me up.
- Right away.

332
00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:10,284
What are you doing?
I'm not wearing any briefs.

333
00:31:11,118 --> 00:31:14,372
- Give me my glasses. I can't see.
- Take them.

334
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:17,249
Besides being a whore, she is blind.

335
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,837
- Did you come here alone?
- Yeah.

336
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:25,758
Pour me another one.
- Do you want it on my tits?

337
00:31:25,841 --> 00:31:29,261
I'm here at your service,
so you just have to ask.

338
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,262
Whatever you want!

339
00:31:30,429 --> 00:31:34,809
- You're such a pansy!
- It's not gonna be only you, honey.

340
00:31:35,851 --> 00:31:40,689
- Can I have a puff?
- Fine, but you know, huh?

341
00:31:43,609 --> 00:31:46,070
But don't take it out, alright?

342
00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:56,080
- What are you drinking?
- Maiden's blood on a full moon.

343
00:31:56,163 --> 00:31:57,748
Widowed or married?

344
00:31:57,915 --> 00:32:01,001
There are no maidens here, horndog.

345
00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:03,504
<i>There are no maidens here.</i>

346
00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:06,674
<i>There are no maidens here.
- Come on.</i>

347
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:30,739
Like that.

348
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:36,078
<i>Why not? We're friends.</i>

349
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:40,916
<i>We love each other. We're friends.
We love each other.</i>

350
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:47,465
<i>Don't be silly.
It had to happen sometime.</i>

351
00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,801
<i>If this is all you're after,
you better go now!</i>

352
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:55,347
<i>Do you think you're better
than the rest because of that?</i>

353
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,685
<i>Do you think you're better
than the rest because of that?</i>

354
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:03,772
<i>Beat it! Go to your party!</i>

355
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:09,862
That's it. Come on. One, two, one!

356
00:33:15,242 --> 00:33:17,411
Oh, yeah!

357
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:21,874
-Hel.lo

358
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,045
- Such an old thing!
- I inherited it from my grandpa.

359
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:31,800
And this is just the sheath. Wait until
I stick you with what goes inside.

360
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,260
Perhaps I wouldn't even feel it.

361
00:33:34,094 --> 00:33:36,055
What are you doing?
It gives me the shivers.

362
00:33:36,138 --> 00:33:37,973
You're kind of a whore.

363
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,935
- Cleaning oneself is healthy, dear.
- Leave her alone.

364
00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:42,311
Come on.

365
00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:46,148
I can't swim, girl.

366
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,733
Easy.

367
00:33:56,825 --> 00:34:03,374
<i>I have a dairy cow</i>

368
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,085
<i>- Go to your party!
- Of course, I'm going.</i>

369
00:34:06,168 --> 00:34:08,879
<i>Those women know what they want.
Without any prejudice.</i>

370
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,980
Estela!

371
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,441
- Didn't you want me to come?
- Yeah.

372
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:33,070
But I'm starting not to like it here.
- You were leaving?

373
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,488
Yeah, sure.

374
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:36,574
I was planning to come and get you.

375
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:38,909
Are you here for me?

376
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,455
You're so silly! I'm here to have fun.

377
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,668
You know I'm quite capable
of doing anything the rest do.

378
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,836
You'll be doing nothing.

379
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:52,256
You and I are over.
Do you understand?

380
00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:55,050
I am free to do as I please.
- Let's get out of here!

381
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,386
Didn't you want to party?

382
00:34:57,469 --> 00:34:59,597
Well, you're going to party, then.

383
00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:14,278
Hear me! Without any censorship,

384
00:35:14,361 --> 00:35:17,406
they will be subjected
to a press conference,

385
00:35:17,489 --> 00:35:19,575
while the most experienced

386
00:35:19,658 --> 00:35:23,162
train them for the sublimation of love.

387
00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:26,874
The lucky ones are Carla and Estela.

388
00:35:26,957 --> 00:35:30,544
- Great! Bravo!
- That's great!

389
00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:33,756
Let's see.

390
00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:39,970
We're Europe now, baby.

391
00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:44,933
You should stand apart
and look deeply into each other's eyes.

392
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:46,685
Like that.

393
00:35:48,562 --> 00:35:54,777
Separated by the Pyrenees
and the Principality of Andorra...

394
00:35:56,904 --> 00:36:00,324
Estela will turn around slowly

395
00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:04,870
until her back is to Carla.

396
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,541
The touch of the skin

397
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:14,338
must be soft, exciting,

398
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:21,762
cultural, as if you were
grazed by butterfly wings.

399
00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:25,307
- That's it.
- Like that.

400
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:30,145
Let your fingernails
run down both her sides.

401
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,856
Like that.

402
00:36:34,274 --> 00:36:36,193
Don't rush it.

403
00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:40,114
Very slowly.

404
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:45,577
Take soft and deep breaths.

405
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,707
Like this.

406
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:53,210
Very deep.

407
00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:56,046
Estela,

408
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:58,340
are you horny?

409
00:36:59,341 --> 00:37:01,260
What does it look like to you?

410
00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:04,096
What about you, Carla?

411
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:05,973
I'm passionate.

412
00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:09,268
Are you free?

413
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:12,521
Now I am.

414
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,940
What about you, Carla?

415
00:37:15,023 --> 00:37:16,692
I'm so free.

416
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:21,029
How many abortions have you had?

417
00:37:21,196 --> 00:37:23,407
None. I'm careful.

418
00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:25,951
I've had five uterine scrapings.

419
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,456
How do you write your orgasm?

420
00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:34,668
My orgasm is not to be written,
it is to be felt.

421
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,590
Then what do you use to comfort yourself?

422
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,216
Your little hand?

423
00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:43,635
Just friendship.

424
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,054
The bigger, the better.

425
00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:53,103
Do you use seduction to attack
male and female weaknesses?

426
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:04,239
Answer!

427
00:38:04,406 --> 00:38:05,616
No.

428
00:38:05,699 --> 00:38:08,285
This girl isn't aggressive.

429
00:38:08,368 --> 00:38:12,623
She just prefers love in peacetime.

430
00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:18,212
Where did you lose your virginity?

431
00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:20,589
While I was on vacation.

432
00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:24,968
Did it hurt?

433
00:38:33,143 --> 00:38:34,061
Stop!

434
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:37,397
That's enough, don't come near her.
This isn't part of the game.

435
00:38:37,564 --> 00:38:40,818
<i>My beloved</i>

436
00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:46,198
<i>I love you so much</i>

437
00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:54,748
- Come on!
- Come on!

438
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:57,459
Oh, that's a pleasure!

439
00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:05,759
<i>If I win you over</i>

440
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:09,221
<i>My beloved</i>

441
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,308
<i>Always with you</i>
- I <i>can see</i> your tit!

442
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:20,983
Hit me while I am enraptured
by the sparkle in your eyes.

443
00:39:22,067 --> 00:39:24,236
He thinks he is Greta Garbo!

444
00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:26,697
Gilda! Gilda!

445
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,740
Okay, fine.

446
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,451
<i>My beloved</i>

447
00:39:31,743 --> 00:39:34,997
<i>I love you so...</i>

448
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:39,251
Hit me! Don't fuck up my joke!

449
00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:40,878
The slap.

450
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:47,926
<i>My beloved</i>

451
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,554
<i>I love you so...</i>

452
00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:53,140
- So what?
- Come on.

453
00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:58,186
Hold on, horndog, what are you doing?
Stop it right there.

454
00:39:58,353 --> 00:40:00,898
- Now you have what you wanted?
- What are you talking about?

455
00:40:01,106 --> 00:40:03,317
You could have just told me
you liked women.

456
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,944
Asshole!

457
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:35,015
One, two. One, two. Left!

458
00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:40,187
The left is not your thing, huh?

459
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,496
Left!

460
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:01,792
<i>Soldiers,</i>

461
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,170
<i>I've decided to leave the fate
of the neighborhood in your hands.</i>

462
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:12,094
<i>We have to guarantee the German people
sufficient Lebensraum.</i>

463
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:15,013
<i>When I</i> say Lebensraum...
- Halt!

464
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,556
I mean Russia.

465
00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:18,892
The Third Reich

466
00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:22,396
must stick
to its foreign policy objectives.

467
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:25,315
The invasion of Russia

468
00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:30,362
will be the only military maneuver
that will justify the bloodshed

469
00:41:30,445 --> 00:41:34,574
in the eyes of God
and before the German public opinion.

470
00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,786
For the honor of Germany!

471
00:41:40,497 --> 00:41:44,918
- The FUhrer!
- Heil Hitler!

472
00:41:50,924 --> 00:41:54,428
This guy is so rude. Write him down.

473
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,310
Have his wisdom teeth removed.

474
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,900
I've decided to create a new race

475
00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:13,321
that will outshine all others
in terms of intelligence and beauty.

476
00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:19,369
I have chosen you carefully
to procreate for Germany

477
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:20,954
and the Third Reich.

478
00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:35,177
This is terrible.
Wasn't this supposed to be a party?

479
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,887
- It's great, come on!
- No, no.

480
00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:40,974
Remember that before surrendering
to the enemy like a coward,

481
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,143
you must do the hedgehog to the end.

482
00:42:43,226 --> 00:42:45,979
And save your last round

483
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,398
to shoot your brains out.

484
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:54,529
Guys, the city is all yours. Dismissed!
- Let's get out of here.

485
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:03,538
Pay attention! The newlyweds are here!

486
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:11,088
Bums from Madrid, Adelaidas from Portugal,

487
00:43:12,964 --> 00:43:18,053
let the door be opened
to the great bacchanal.

488
00:43:18,136 --> 00:43:21,723
- Great!
- Great!

489
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:29,022
Strip them down and train them
for the bisexual liberation movement.

490
00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:34,653
Let go!

491
00:43:38,156 --> 00:43:43,078
I need a man! This is truly delicious!

492
00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,043
You're killing me.

493
00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,462
You bunch of assholes.

494
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:58,385
I saw her first!

495
00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:05,851
Drink this.

496
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:08,228
You're gonna have such a great time!

497
00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:15,402
Now it's my turn since I saw her first.

498
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,281
Guys!

499
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:23,160
Grow and multiply.

500
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:52,647
Beautiful burning liquor,

501
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,817
grown among green bushes,

502
00:44:55,901 --> 00:45:01,448
you've made men big like castles
crawl on all fours.

503
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:03,617
Can we carry on? I'm hungry.

504
00:45:04,242 --> 00:45:05,535
Shut up! I'll forget the words!

505
00:45:05,702 --> 00:45:07,954
You'll say you don't remember.

506
00:45:09,122 --> 00:45:13,043
This way you have to come in,
and inside you have to leave your fruit.

507
00:45:13,126 --> 00:45:16,421
And when it needs to come out,
here you have a pipe!

508
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:24,554
<i>Freedom to express yourself.
Freedom in love.</i>

509
00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:27,849
<i>Freedom to express yourself.</i>

510
00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:31,853
<i>Freedom in love.</i>

511
00:45:41,821 --> 00:45:43,406
So good!

512
00:45:46,451 --> 00:45:50,538
If I pour it down my back,
will you drink it at the bottom?

513
00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:54,584
No way, you drink it.

514
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:59,464
I've never liked a wine porron
that works intermittently.

515
00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:04,511
If the priest in my town
gave communion with his own pipe,

516
00:46:04,594 --> 00:46:07,264
I wouldn't miss it once.
- That's enough, Carla.

517
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,683
Why? I love priests.

518
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:11,643
With their white faces.

519
00:46:11,726 --> 00:46:14,896
And their dark robes.

520
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:18,024
Stop it, you are being disrespectful.

521
00:46:18,191 --> 00:46:20,193
And you're a bunch of machos.

522
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:25,240
If your Jesus Christ had included women
among his apostles,

523
00:46:25,323 --> 00:46:28,159
you'd be better off.

524
00:46:28,326 --> 00:46:31,621
I don't see why they had to be 12 men.
Though I love them.

525
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:35,166
Here we are, men and women, and we're
having a hell of a time, aren't we?

526
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:38,837
So this is what
human rights are to you?

527
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,130
Freedom to defile?

528
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,882
Come on, don't get mad.

529
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:45,969
This is precisely
what your religion is missing,

530
00:46:46,052 --> 00:46:48,847
a sense of humor.

531
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:51,725
But its sexual repression is a joke.

532
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,727
Here, priests fuck like everyone else.

533
00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:57,522
The one at my school has
hit on me several times.

534
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,985
In my hometown, many young girls lost
their virginity inside the confessional.

535
00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:05,780
I'll ignore your words because
you're drunk. Or else...

536
00:47:05,947 --> 00:47:07,365
Or else, what?

537
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:10,744
You'd call your daddy
and tomorrow we'd be in jail.

538
00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,704
No, man, all that is over.

539
00:47:12,787 --> 00:47:15,623
This is a free country now
and we can talk freely.

540
00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:19,419
But without being foul, do you understand?
Respecting other people.

541
00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:22,172
You're unbelievable.

542
00:47:22,255 --> 00:47:24,591
You're fucking your daddy's lover

543
00:47:24,674 --> 00:47:27,218
and you speak of respect.

544
00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:28,178
And I'm sure

545
00:47:28,261 --> 00:47:31,348
that the whole family
goes to mass together on Sundays.

546
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:36,978
<i>And on holidays,
as the Holy Mother Church commands</i>

547
00:47:39,230 --> 00:47:40,982
My case is different.

548
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:45,528
I am a victim of fascist tyranny
and He is my savior.

549
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,323
Really?

550
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:50,325
I thought that your uncle...

551
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,828
It is what it is,
he only asks me for dirty stuff.

552
00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:57,374
That I lean back like this,
that I stick my finger in like that...

553
00:47:57,957 --> 00:48:00,794
One day, he even brought a dog
to lick my muffin.

554
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:07,384
In that case, we forgive him.

555
00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:10,345
But we do blame her mother.

556
00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,680
Fuck you all.

557
00:48:12,847 --> 00:48:15,433
Certainly, my parents suck.

558
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,394
My father is a bastard.

559
00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:20,772
When he weighed 140 kilos,

560
00:48:20,855 --> 00:48:23,900
we even put him on a diet.

561
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,694
And now that he's skinny,

562
00:48:27,862 --> 00:48:31,533
he's left my mother for a younger girl.

563
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,539
Sorry, I'm not judging you.

564
00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:41,167
I like my men to be fat.
The chubby ones.

565
00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:43,753
They lie flat on the bed and go to sleep.

566
00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:46,798
Well then, you should fatten him up again

567
00:48:46,881 --> 00:48:48,466
and send him back to the pigsty.

568
00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:52,178
You should hang him by the balls.

569
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:55,432
My mother has gone nuts,
she thinks she's Maria Calas.

570
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,267
She's unbearable.

571
00:48:57,350 --> 00:49:00,228
- You're right.
- What about my bastard of a maker?

572
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,064
He's spent his whole life in prison,

573
00:49:04,065 --> 00:49:06,317
and, on top of that,
he used to beat up my mother

574
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:09,946
because he claimed that I wasn't his son.

575
00:49:10,029 --> 00:49:12,115
Come on, I look just like him!

576
00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:16,244
As far as I know, at least in my country,

577
00:49:16,327 --> 00:49:19,664
when people come to visit,
they're not invited to fuck.

578
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:23,668
But if he's spent
his whole life in prison,

579
00:49:23,751 --> 00:49:25,962
then you're a son of a whore.

580
00:49:26,671 --> 00:49:29,299
Unfortunate son of a bitch.

581
00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:33,219
When he was growing up, he'd lick
old women's pussies for a bowl of lentils.

582
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:37,807
Hey, those are the chances
I've had in my life.

583
00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,727
My parents are really cool.

584
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:43,855
They're always swapping partners
with their friends.

585
00:49:43,938 --> 00:49:46,357
Democracy has been fucking great for them.

586
00:49:46,441 --> 00:49:48,735
Now they even place ads in the newspapers.

587
00:49:48,818 --> 00:49:51,863
- How do you know that?
- Because my mom tells me.

588
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:55,450
She says it's the most fun
when couples are first-timers.

589
00:49:56,034 --> 00:50:00,246
Once they fucked with a black couple.
She had a blast.

590
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:04,209
But he couldn't sit down for two weeks.

591
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:07,587
- Oh, my God, a black guy.
- What about you, Cristina?

592
00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:09,881
Don't you have any venom to spew?

593
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:12,175
No, my case is different.

594
00:50:12,258 --> 00:50:14,636
They made me Queen of the Grape Harvest
in my hometown,

595
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,931
and my parents believed that meant
I was going to be so successful.

596
00:50:18,014 --> 00:50:19,849
But I ended up eating pussy

597
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:23,061
just to work in that fucking cabaret.

598
00:50:23,144 --> 00:50:24,562
Then go back to your village!

599
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:28,066
They might make you
the mayor of Pecker Town.

600
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:32,445
As long as there are guys willing to pay
a thousand bucks to see these curves

601
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:34,322
and I have this body,

602
00:50:34,405 --> 00:50:37,450
I won't let any slut take my place.

603
00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,872
- Pour me some!
- Life is a pitfall.

604
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,376
As soon as I save some money,
I'll buy a dog and go away.

605
00:50:46,459 --> 00:50:50,505
You should study Economics,
because you're a wastrel.

606
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:57,095
So much has been forgotten in the bowl,
and those on TV...

607
00:50:57,178 --> 00:51:00,682
Guys, love each other.

608
00:51:00,765 --> 00:51:03,434
And you girls as well.

609
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,604
Love sucks.

610
00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:11,025
Bank accounts are the only thing
that matter. Am I right, José Manuel?

611
00:51:11,192 --> 00:51:14,404
You are lovely children.

612
00:51:15,738 --> 00:51:22,412
Honestly, it's easier to put
an end to unemployment

613
00:51:22,495 --> 00:51:26,958
that you voting your parents
to gain the kingdom of Heaven.

614
00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:33,756
<i>Freedom to express yourself.</i>

615
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,510
<i>Freedom in love.</i>

616
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:44,183
Wait a moment! Hold on!

617
00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:47,020
It's time for dessert.

618
00:51:54,444 --> 00:52:01,284
<i>Facing the sun with a new shirt
you stitched like yesterday.</i>

619
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:02,368
Shut up!

620
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:07,040
<i>If only the priests and nuns knew
the beatings we're gonna give them</i>

621
00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:11,836
<i>They'd come down from the choir
Singing, "Freedom!"</i>

622
00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:29,437
- There it goes.
- Oh!

623
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,731
Someone bit me!

624
00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:35,443
- Where are my glasses?
- If the old man rose from the dead...

625
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,991
Come on, go.

626
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,052
I love you all!

627
00:53:01,594 --> 00:53:03,304
Come on, goddammit!

628
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:18,653
- Don't stop! It's divine!
- She's so tasty!

629
00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,537
You're so sweet.

630
00:53:32,291 --> 00:53:34,502
I love it.

631
00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,133
I love it.

632
00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:48,516
- Grab the piglet.
- Bring him.

633
00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:51,352
Don't stick that in me.

634
00:53:52,603 --> 00:53:53,563
Come on.

635
00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:59,610
- A bath.
- I got a pube in my mouth.

636
00:54:00,194 --> 00:54:04,115
A bath!

637
00:54:04,198 --> 00:54:07,910
<i>A bath!</i>

638
00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:12,331
<i>A bath! Let's purify her!</i>

639
00:54:18,796 --> 00:54:21,340
She's slipped!

640
00:55:16,354 --> 00:55:19,398
If you lie down with dogs,
you'll wake up with fleas.

641
00:55:20,316 --> 00:55:22,693
Let's go on a trip...

642
00:55:27,198 --> 00:55:30,535
I warned you not to hang
around the home of a capitalist.

643
00:55:30,785 --> 00:55:32,370
They're very bad people.

644
00:56:06,779 --> 00:56:10,157
Freedom is in our hands.

645
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:12,368
I am freedom.

646
00:57:09,091 --> 00:57:10,968
- Let's leave.
- Why?

647
00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:14,472
I love you, Estela.

648
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,558
I love you, too.

649
00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:30,756
<i>If I am the end of everything</i>

650
00:58:31,757 --> 00:58:34,176
<i>and the beginning of nothing,</i>

651
00:58:34,927 --> 00:58:37,513
<i>everyone who is barn is dead;</i>

652
00:58:38,139 --> 00:58:40,683
<i>the one who is dead is nothing.</i>

653
00:58:43,477 --> 00:58:48,107
<i>If I have died without dying in you
and I have not felt death,</i>

654
00:58:48,941 --> 00:58:52,862
<i>since my love is so great,
I never ceased to love you.</i>

655
00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:59,618
<i>If I deserved to become the bride
because I was fair and beloved,</i>

656
00:59:00,327 --> 00:59:06,417
<i>do not make me so unhappy,
if in death I am still beautiful.</i>

657
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:13,174
<i>If I died at a young age,
it was because death dawned early;</i>

658
00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:17,887
<i>do not forsake me, for I will
see you again in nothingness.</i>

659
00:59:19,263 --> 00:59:23,350
<i>If you love me when I am dead
and my body is still warm,</i>

660
00:59:23,434 --> 00:59:26,645
<i>turn my grave into a wedding bed</i>

661
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:31,567
<i>so I can reign in you beyond death.</i>

662
01:00:10,147 --> 01:00:14,151
They shut her eyes, which were still open;

663
01:00:14,235 --> 01:00:18,114
with warm skin, they covered her body;

664
01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:22,660
all of them smothered by her spell,

665
01:00:22,743 --> 01:00:26,372
after her sorrowful death
they all fucked her.

666
01:00:26,455 --> 01:00:29,625
The light of the candles
that were burning on the ground

667
01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:33,546
outlined the shadow of sex on the wall.

668
01:00:34,296 --> 01:00:36,757
Fucking and fucking.

669
01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:39,510
The soul flies to Heaven.

670
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:42,638
Dust returns to dust.

671
01:00:43,347 --> 01:00:48,978
The rich fuck the poor,
the living fuck the dead.

672
01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:50,980
- Amen.
- Amen.

673
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:38,235
You could have aimed somewhere else.

674
01:01:42,114 --> 01:01:43,073
Come on.

675
01:02:15,731 --> 01:02:17,233
And now we must choose

676
01:02:18,275 --> 01:02:21,612
the one who will represent us next.

677
01:02:22,446 --> 01:02:27,534
To the woman who will claim
the horizontal position

678
01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:30,746
as the first fruit of love.
- No.

679
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:37,586
My heartfelt congratulations, Estela.

680
01:02:39,129 --> 01:02:40,714
No!

681
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:56,647
- No!
-Estela!

682
01:02:56,730 --> 01:03:01,318
- Estela!
- No!

683
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:06,865
That's enough!
Do whatever you want with me,

684
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,576
but leave her alone!
- Help me!

685
01:03:09,743 --> 01:03:12,288
No one forced her to play the game.

686
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:14,331
If it is her turn now,
she must put up with it.

687
01:03:14,415 --> 01:03:15,666
Let her go!

688
01:03:15,749 --> 01:03:19,128
- Help me, Fermin!
- Let go off her!

689
01:03:20,170 --> 01:03:23,007
No, you son of a bitch!

690
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:24,883
I'm gonna break your balls!

691
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,093
Estela!

692
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:29,847
Let her go!

693
01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:33,684
Let her go!
- Fermin!

694
01:03:39,356 --> 01:03:40,983
Estela!

695
01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:57,791
- Estela!
- Estela!

696
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,502
She's ready for the first one.

697
01:04:00,669 --> 01:04:01,754
No!

698
01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:04,965
No, please!

699
01:04:07,217 --> 01:04:10,137
Fermin, you go first.

700
01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:12,056
Right, let Fermin do it.

701
01:04:45,255 --> 01:04:49,343
<i>Mouse, the cat's going to catch you.
Mouse, it's going to get you.</i>

702
01:04:49,426 --> 01:04:53,263
<i>If it doesn't catch you tonight,
it will do it in the morning.</i>

703
01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:55,307
<i>Mouse, the cat's going to catch you.</i>

704
01:04:55,474 --> 01:04:57,351
<i>Mouse, it's going to get you.</i>

705
01:04:57,434 --> 01:05:00,396
<i>If it doesn't catch you tonight,
it will do it in the morning.</i>

706
01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:30,968
I'm scared.

707
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:33,429
I need you to help me. I can't do it.

708
01:05:34,346 --> 01:05:36,473
Try harder, please.

709
01:05:37,349 --> 01:05:38,809
Kiss me.

710
01:05:41,311 --> 01:05:42,729
I love you.

711
01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:50,696
But I can't do it like this.

712
01:05:54,658 --> 01:05:55,868
Stroke me.

713
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:59,413
But I don't know how.

714
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:04,168
Stroke me. Like that.

715
01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:07,379
That's it.

716
01:06:12,259 --> 01:06:14,136
Do it like that.

717
01:06:18,765 --> 01:06:22,603
Help me.

718
01:11:47,677 --> 01:11:53,475
<i>...as your lawful wife and as mandated
by the Holy Mother Church?</i>

719
01:11:59,147 --> 01:12:00,816
<i>Yes, I do.</i>

720
01:12:01,441 --> 01:12:04,736
<i>In the name of the Father,
and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.</i>

721
01:12:05,862 --> 01:12:07,781
<i>- Amen.
- Amen.</i>

722
01:13:41,124 --> 01:13:43,585
You son of a bitch.

723
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,729
You tricked me.

724
01:15:01,496 --> 01:15:02,706
This is a mess!

725
01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:06,584
What are you doing, you moron?
Are you trying to kick the bucket?

726
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,753
Don't touch me! I'm free!

727
01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:10,797
I can do whatever I want with my body.

728
01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:13,842
Look who's here! You won't escape now.

729
01:15:13,925 --> 01:15:15,427
I run into you everywhere.

730
01:15:16,511 --> 01:15:19,681
- Come on, get up.
- I'm working, man,

731
01:15:19,764 --> 01:15:22,642
in a double-feature movie.

732
01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:23,977
Get up at once!

733
01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:29,190
Either you get up or I'll make you.

734
01:15:29,357 --> 01:15:31,568
- He tipped them off.
- Everyone out!

735
01:15:37,907 --> 01:15:39,200
No!

736
01:15:42,996 --> 01:15:45,832
Don't hit me, you murderers!

737
01:15:50,211 --> 01:15:52,297
I've done nothing wrong!

738
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:56,384
Don't hit me!

739
01:15:57,510 --> 01:15:59,220
I've done nothing wrong!

740
01:16:05,518 --> 01:16:07,062
No!

741
01:16:08,271 --> 01:16:10,732
Don't hit me, you murderers!

742
01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:21,826
Don't hit me!

743
01:16:23,536 --> 01:16:25,371
I've done nothing wrong!

744
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,752
Murderers!

745
01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:41,805
Murderers.

746
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:42,699
There's nothing you can do here.
Go get some rest.

747
01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:46,578
Is she going to be alright, doctor?

748
01:17:48,204 --> 01:17:49,789
She's very young.

749
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:53,376
I deserve to be the one lying on that bed.

750
01:17:54,586 --> 01:17:56,546
I should have been killed
and not allow this.

751
01:17:56,713 --> 01:18:00,800
There is no use for regret now.
We can only wait.

752
01:18:09,475 --> 01:18:12,979
<i>Doctor Martinez, please come to room...</i>

753
01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:44,219
<i>It's so beautiful to see
the water falling down.</i>

754
01:18:44,844 --> 01:18:46,930
<i>It looks alive.</i>

755
01:18:47,096 --> 01:18:49,349
<i>Come on, let's drink a little.
- Yes.</i>

756
01:18:51,184 --> 01:18:52,060
<i>Here.</i>

757
01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:24,425
<i>[feel like a little girl.</i>

758
01:19:25,218 --> 01:19:28,096
<i>I want to make you feel like a woman.
I love you.</i>

759
01:20:17,854 --> 01:20:18,896
Why?

760
01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:21,107
Why?

761
01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:23,067
Why?

762
01:21:01,397 --> 01:21:02,732
Fermin.

763
01:21:04,817 --> 01:21:06,986
Sorry I didn't warn you.

764
01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:11,324
We transferred her to room 318.

765
01:21:11,908 --> 01:21:14,952
She's out of danger.
- Oh, my God...

766
01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,496
I feared the worst.

767
01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:20,875
May I see her?
- Yes, of course.

768
01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:23,711
But give me a minute.
I'd better let her know.

769
01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:24,879
Yeah.

770
01:21:32,553 --> 01:21:34,389
How is my patient feeling today?

771
01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:35,973
Fine.

772
01:21:37,850 --> 01:21:40,269
I feel better.
- So many flowers!

773
01:21:40,353 --> 01:21:42,230
And so pretty.

774
01:21:42,313 --> 01:21:45,608
By the way, there's a boy out there
who's dying to see you.

775
01:21:47,276 --> 01:21:48,861
I don't want to see anybody.

776
01:21:49,028 --> 01:21:51,823
You'd be wrong not to,
I think he's a good boy.

777
01:21:53,741 --> 01:21:56,744
- Sorry, but I couldn't wait.
- I understand.

778
01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:57,995
Doctor!

779
01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:00,832
Science has already done
everything in its power.

780
01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:22,687
Had I known,
I'd have brought you flowers, too.

781
01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:13,714
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