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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,465 Little is known to us about 2 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,091 the elusive giant squid 3 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,968 and the meaning behind the patterns 4 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,304 of her bioluminescent glow. 5 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:44,516 They might indicate I'm lonely and looking to fuck, 6 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,436 or I hate you and want to kill you. 7 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,854 We just don't know. 8 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:52,316 Our next freak of the deep, the hairy frogfish. 9 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,083 - Hoo! 10 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,751 Jinx. 11 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,215 They also have feet. 12 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,759 - You're the only person that really understands me, Mols. 13 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,719 - Which we can all agree is weird. 14 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,437 Whoa! Welcome to our home. 15 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,647 Welcome to our home. 16 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,235 Welcome to our home. Welcome to our home. 17 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,705 Oh, yeah. 18 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,223 Hey, I'm with Quick Things. 19 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,683 I've got your cheese sculpture. 20 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,395 No. 21 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,066 - Are you fucking shitting me? - I know. 22 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,568 I actually couldn't believe it either. 23 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,653 What can I say? I just make the deliveries. 24 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,156 - No, not you. Sorry, it's this person with the cheese. 25 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,991 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm having some friends over. 26 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,451 It's kind of a college reunion thing. 27 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:28,370 Dude, this is gonna be so wild. 28 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,330 Just lots of old boobies 29 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,749 I haven't touched in years, you know? 30 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,333 Just sagging low, probably. 31 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,920 Are you literally holding a lit joint right now? 32 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,798 Oh. Sorry. 33 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,258 I forgot. 34 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,677 Uh, we just need a signature real quick. 35 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,013 You're not gonna believe this. An unwashed delivery chick 36 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,931 just showed up at my door smoking weed. 37 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,559 Yeah, exactly. I should ask her where to get drugs for the party. 38 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,935 No, I'm not worried about the Johnsons. 39 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,854 I'm going to evict them. It's not a big deal. 40 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,773 I'm not worried about that 50-cent lawyer that they got 41 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,608 at the Dollar General store. Are you-- 42 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,610 He's a fucking creampuff. I'm gonna suck him dry. 43 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:04,281 Yeah, Marta! This door. 44 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:11,288 - Hey, hey. Dio, you know it's not finished. 45 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,424 - Hey, man. - Molly girl. 46 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:26,136 - What's shaking, José? - Just taking care of business. 47 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,971 - Yeah. - A lot of business 48 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,265 to take care of. For example, this morning 49 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,227 I, uh, I woke up, brushed my teeth. 50 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,937 - Crazy. - Went to the bathroom. 51 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,897 - Mm-hmm - I ate a Wendy's Baconator 52 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,859 last night. I blew it up. And then I fed Cookie. 53 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:44,696 I did some yard work. And then I went to Costco. 54 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,281 You should go get pizza there. 55 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,741 You don't even gotta be a member. 56 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,244 You know how there's always like, that homie in front who's like... 57 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,328 "Hey, where's 58 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,080 your membership card?" Not out there, 59 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,957 because it's not inside Costco. 60 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,543 It's outside Costco, but it's still part of Costco. 61 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,544 Mm-hmm. 62 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,130 I've been watching the show, Sliders. 63 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:03,799 Do you remember Sliders, from the '90s? 64 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:07,302 But now it's on Syfy Network. It's not a reboot. 65 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,722 It's all the OG episodes with that fool, Brenden Fraser. 66 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,144 It was on the Syfy Network. Man, it's a trip. 67 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,062 - Oh. Hey. - Oh, shit, what's up, Frankie? 68 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,814 - What's up, dude? - Well, now that 69 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,733 everybody's here, Lucia's been riding me pretty hard. 70 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,402 Not sexually, you know, 71 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,654 but like, she's being all dramatic. 72 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,448 She's saying that if you don't pay her by next week... 73 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,659 - Yeah, totally. No, no, no. I mean, abso-fruitly, 74 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,369 we are gonna have the money tomorrow, actually. 75 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,745 We're late. I am so sorry. 76 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,540 You've been so cool about it, though. 77 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,751 - Hell yeah. You guys are always smoking that dank, dank. 78 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,422 All right, chicas, I'm cool. 79 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,923 You're cool as fuck. 80 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,801 - Let's just be cool, right? - Hell yeah. 81 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,511 Rent tomorrow, though. 82 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,221 Bye, José. 83 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,144 - How much rent is enough rent? 84 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,605 When does it stop? 85 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,565 - Why'd you tell him we'd have it tomorrow? 86 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,192 Did you find cash in the fridge again? 87 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,152 - No. I just know that you finished 88 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,945 that inventory doc for the med spa. 89 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:09,865 Uh, yeah. 90 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,533 Molly... 91 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,577 - I'll have it done tomorrow, I swear. 92 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,703 Okay? 93 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,586 Suck on my dick. 94 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,215 Shit. 95 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:31,678 I just did the math on this and we owe $2,422.37. 96 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:33,972 Not including rent. 97 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,434 Ta-da! 98 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,436 Be careful with the brownie, though. 99 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,605 I made it crazy strong. 100 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,399 By accident, on purpose. 101 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:50,197 Mm. Mm! 102 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:54,284 - What is that? - I put blue cheese in it. 103 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,786 - Blue cheese? - Yeah. 104 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:59,164 You're an innovator. 105 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,833 You gotta eat fast though, because... 106 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,919 I'm meeting Mike Z at the Mannequin Pussy Show. 107 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,921 - Did you hang out with them last night? 108 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,923 - No, I was with you. Remember? 109 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:11,301 - We solved climate change. - Oh, yeah. 110 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,346 Hmm. I thought he posted a pic of you. 111 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,225 Who do we tell about the climate change thing? 112 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,851 Like, the government? 113 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:24,189 - Um, that's not an... Frances Smith?! 114 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,649 - Hmm? - Molly, why does this 115 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,567 - girl look like me? - Wait, what? 116 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:33,156 Wow, the girl is like exactly you, 117 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,658 if you wore glasses. 118 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:38,870 She's an analyst at Chapman Chemical Laboratories. 119 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,789 She's got a real job. 120 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,916 Cool, she's a scientist. 121 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,877 - You should go anyway to the show. 122 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,297 What? 123 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,507 Who cares that Mike Z.'s 124 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:53,635 a douche who replaced you 125 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,179 with an upgraded version of yourself? 126 00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:01,977 - Upgraded? - Metaphorically upgraded. 127 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,729 Hey... 128 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:08,358 Who invented the Bongatron? 129 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,740 When we needed to watch the Shark Week, 130 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,034 where Michael Phelps raced a shark, 131 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:20,912 who figured out how to steal cable from the neighbors? 132 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,248 - I did. - And when we got locked 133 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:27,127 in the parking lot of Party City for hours, 134 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,921 who invented the parachute of balloons 135 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,758 - that got us out of there? - Me. 136 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:36,094 - So you can't let some lame-o pea-brain 137 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,097 ruin your night just because he found a nerd 138 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,266 who works in a lab. 139 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,978 That is not the Frankie Campbell I know. 140 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,023 Well, come with me. 141 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,318 - I can't. 142 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,861 I can't, I can't, I can't. 143 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,489 I got to finish the spreadsheets so we can pay José and-- 144 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,826 Josh is coming over later to help. 145 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,498 - You know that I love you more than Josh loves you, right? 146 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,625 Like if we were both in a burning building 147 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,086 covered in pigeons, you could only save one of us, 148 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,046 who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? 149 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,757 - Wait, no, no, stay on topic. - This is the topic. 150 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,717 I need you to come with me to the show 151 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,177 so I don't feel like a loser. 152 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,554 Frankie, 153 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,516 you're the opposite of a loser. 154 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,102 Everybody else is... 155 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,604 just a square weenie with no imagination. 156 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,696 - Yeah. - Yeah! 157 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,949 ♪ Like a dog without a leash ♪ 158 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,159 ♪ Now I'm growling at a stranger ♪ 159 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,828 ♪ I am biting at their knees ♪ 160 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,664 ♪ If I wanted it You really think I'd wait ♪ 161 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,165 ♪ For their permission ♪ 162 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,792 ♪ For protection and assurances ♪ 163 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,419 ♪ That all would be delivered ♪ 164 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,796 ♪ And like our fathers did Our mothers did ♪ 165 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,297 ♪ And them and those before ♪ 166 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,216 ♪ And you say you want a difference ♪ 167 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,135 ♪ Your honor to be yours ♪ 168 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,512 ♪ Like our fathers did Our mothers did ♪ 169 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,014 ♪ And them and those before The echo-- ♪♪ 170 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,768 - Does this say I'm gonna kill Bartholomew? 171 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,980 - Hmm? - Who is Bartholomew? 172 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,316 And why wouldn't you just go by Bart? 173 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,153 - Baby, you gotta focus. - I am. 174 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:19,573 - No, on this. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 175 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,575 Baby, what's this? 176 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,494 - Oh, yeah. Even though she didn't graduate, 177 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,247 they just like, keep asking Frankie for money. 178 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,624 I think it's pretty rude, honestly. 179 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,376 - Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me 180 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,628 - Frankie went to Stanford? - Yeah. 181 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,089 Yeah, she used to be like, really into school and stuff. 182 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,925 - What did she study? - Like, the train one... 183 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,804 Where you invent things... 184 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,058 Engineering? 185 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,979 - Yeah, that's the one. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 186 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,564 But you know Frankie. 187 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,734 She just had, like, too many ideas 188 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,153 and a hard time finishing stuff. 189 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,198 So she had a nervous breakdown and failed out. 190 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,866 That's so sad. 191 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,786 - She's really sensitive about it. 192 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,872 So, if it ever comes up, 193 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,708 you just act like she chose to leave. 194 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,086 Yeah. She likes to feel in control. 195 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,840 -Whoa! - Yo! 196 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,175 Oh, shit! 197 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,511 - So, you're just gonna replace me with me, huh? 198 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,888 Like I'm a fucking iPhone update. 199 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,848 - Frankie! Hi, good to see you. 200 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,725 I didn't know you'd come here. 201 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,061 Why does this girl look just like me? 202 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,897 - More like, why does this girl look like me? 203 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,316 - Yeah, I don't see it. I mean, does anybody 204 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,943 really look like anybody? 205 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:41,780 - No, it's very, very weird actually. I don't like it. 206 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,699 - Frankie, Frances, Frances, this is a coincidence. 207 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,743 - I barely know this person. - Hey! 208 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,038 Oh! 209 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,623 Wait, your glasses! 210 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,751 I'm over this, Michael. 211 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,212 I can't see anything. I'm out of here. 212 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,882 - Babe, wait! - Michael? L-O-L. 213 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,968 ♪ To save you from the reach ♪ 214 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,761 ♪ I am spiteful like a god ♪ 215 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,972 ♪ Seek out vengeance like the rest ♪ 216 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,433 ♪ For what they did to you I will never lay to rest ♪ 217 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,863 How very kind of you, 218 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,782 but I'm allergic to roofies. Thanks 219 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,370 Actually, fuck it, I'm having a really bad night. 220 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,163 I'm severely in debt. 221 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,249 - I hate spreadsheets. 222 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,085 - You hate your job? - Yeah. 223 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,171 It sucks. It's very boring. 224 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:44,634 - And, like, you want to be a chef? 225 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,013 - For sure. But it's hard. 226 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:52,851 - Yeah. So I was thinking, what if you lived with me? 227 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,894 Then you wouldn't have to worry about paying rent, 228 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,148 and you could just dedicate yourself to your dream. 229 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,237 - Lived with you? - It sounds fun, right? 230 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,158 Like, you could rearrange my place however you wanted. 231 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,703 You know? And I actually have a pretty big kitchen. It's nice. 232 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,417 What about Frankie? 233 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,669 Maybe she is upgraded. 234 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,920 Yeah! 235 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,589 Upgrade me! 236 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,549 - You can't upgrade this! - Yeah. 237 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,345 - No one respects me except for Molly. Molly does. 238 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,430 She doesn't waste this. 239 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,015 She doesn't waste anything. 240 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,664 Oh, fuck no! 241 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,585 I'm so hungry. What if you have no snacks? 242 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,092 What the fuck? Are you a poser? 243 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,678 - Come on, Frances. Come on, we don't got time to waste. 244 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,970 Frances? 245 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,099 Fucking kidding me. 246 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,895 I am David Barrad. Boom. 247 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,606 Got it? 248 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,402 I was hired by Dr. Olson to give you this briefcase. 249 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,195 Now you need to get this to Dr. Chapman 250 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,530 as quickly as possible, okay? 251 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,824 Before anybody even knows you got it. All right? 252 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,201 Inside-- Whoa, whoa, whoa! 253 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,911 Ow! 254 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,872 Inside is the most important 255 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,374 scientific breakthrough of our time. 256 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,960 - Do you understand? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,423 Del Taco sounds perfect. Thank you. Yes, indeed. 258 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:50,093 - What? - Frances has the glasses. 259 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,470 Yes, they're these ones. 260 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,888 She's very good at science 261 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,890 because she works at the laboratory of Chapman, 262 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,184 where she is a fancy-Francey! 263 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,729 - Okay, okay, but just... - Who you love. 264 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,522 I get it. You fucking love her. 265 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,232 - It's awesome. - Okay, do me a favor. 266 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,068 - He knows. The best ones know. 267 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,778 Del Taco. 268 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,740 - Okay, stand right there for me in the light. 269 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,491 I mean it's the same 270 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,910 You know what we're gonna do, we're gonna take you home. 271 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,371 Ah! Ugh. Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 272 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,213 Oh, my God. Baby... 273 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,008 I think that this is the best breakfast you ever made. 274 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,637 - You said that yesterday about the mini muffins 275 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,514 with the chimichurri gummy bears. 276 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,309 - Well, yeah. I mean, you know you can sell those, right? 277 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,227 - Frankie! 278 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,146 Hey! 279 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,064 I finished the spreadsheet. 280 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,608 I just gotta look it over today, 281 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,193 send it off, and get that cash-ola. 282 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,945 So proud of you. 283 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,614 Prouder than Josh is, probably. 284 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,699 Hi, Frankie. 285 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,494 - Is there coffee? - How did it go last night? 286 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,120 - Did you, uh, join the corporate 287 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,497 workforce of America? 288 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,249 - Huh? - What's up with the briefcase? 289 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,466 It's... 290 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,220 - Did you open this? - No, there's a combo lock. 291 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,016 Mm... 292 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,523 Too hard. I quit. 293 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,859 - Come on, what if there's like, treasure in there? 294 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,572 Or a kidney. 295 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,501 You can open it, Frankie. 296 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,467 You got this. 297 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,002 Wait. How did you do that? 298 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,588 - Science, Josh. Look it up. - Whoa, whoa. 299 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,964 - Ugh. Fucking rank, what is that? 300 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,757 - Oh, my God. - God, that's worse than 301 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,093 the time we dumpster dived for sushi. Dove? 302 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,095 - Ugh. - Is it dumpster dove? Dove? 303 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,221 - Guys. - Doved? 304 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,806 GG! No, no, no, no, no! 305 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,392 - No, no, Dio! No. No, no, no. 306 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,686 Oh. Ooh! 307 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,149 Oh, gosh. 308 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,987 I think I stepped on this. 309 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,739 - Oh, yeah, there's instructions. 310 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,580 This isn't even English. 311 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,874 Like the horse language from Game of Thrones. 312 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,376 Uh, okay, so this is Danish. 313 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,504 I picked up a little bit when I had a Nordic metal phase. 314 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,842 - Whatever, Josh. - So this word right here, 315 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,970 psychedelisk, that means psychedelic drugs. 316 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,014 So I think that's what those are. 317 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,267 And this also says a bunch of stuff about, like, 318 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,645 money, like a lot of money... 319 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,522 and giant squids? 320 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,149 Where'd you get this? 321 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,695 This metalhead guy, um, Dave? 322 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,364 I think he said his name was Dave. 323 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,949 - Dave? - Yeah, but then 324 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,201 he wasn't a metalhead. Like, he was in disguise. 325 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,703 - Disguise? - Wow, you are really struggling 326 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,581 - to follow the plot here, huh? - I'm just trying to understand. 327 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,708 So you went to a show... 328 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,338 And then some guy disguised as a metalhead 329 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,216 gave you a briefcase 330 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,762 full of expensive mystery psychedelics, 331 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,347 and you just took it? 332 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,265 - Maybe you would understand better 333 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,600 if anyone ever liked you enough 334 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,060 to give you a present, Josh. 335 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,064 Molly and I give each other presents all of the time. 336 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,317 - She's hungover. Don't ask her so many hard questions. 337 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,611 - Okay. You know what? I gotta go to work, 338 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,447 so, baby, I love you. I'm out. 339 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,366 Oh, no... Don't go... 340 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,160 - And, um, maybe keep that stuff away from the cats, 341 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,288 'cause this guy, NotMetalHeadDave, 342 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,832 might want his stuff back. 343 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:34,168 - Without cat pee-pee on it. - Bye, Josh. 344 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,422 - All right, I've got it all sewn up. 345 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,215 Okay, I got it to her last night, 346 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,467 so get it to Chapman today. Bingo bango, 347 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,594 invoice will be in the mail. 348 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,389 Oh, and I, uh, sent an additional cleaning fee 349 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,349 because she yakked all over my apartment. 350 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,685 It was blue cheese. 351 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,187 What? What do you mean she doesn't have it? 352 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,189 I mean, who the hell was the drunk dingbat 353 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,524 I gave it to, then? 354 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,863 Fuck! Fuck! 355 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:05,283 - Don't you think there's something a little sinister about Josh? 356 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,204 Like, he could be Rosemary's Baby all grown up. 357 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,791 Or like, related to Elon Musk in some way. 358 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,419 - Okay, we need to focus. - Have you seen his shadow? 359 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,881 - Focus! We have a very big day ahead of us. 360 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,008 What? What is today? March? 361 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,511 Frankie... 362 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,181 I worked really hard, 363 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,850 so I deserve a treat. 364 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,477 Think about it. 365 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,356 - Ah! - I have a headache. 366 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,150 Skeleton hurts. 367 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,035 Key word, coupon. 368 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:56,501 I'm like, yeah, of course I love cooking, okay, obviously. 369 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,503 But you know what happens at restaurants? 370 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,881 Yelling, sweat, stress, 371 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,843 cocaine, affairs, having a boss. 372 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,428 - Customers. - Customers. 373 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,846 See, this is what Josh doesn't get. 374 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,056 He is a customer. 375 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,308 Oh, Josh is such a customer. 376 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,363 - No... - What is this? 377 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,366 What? What's happening? 378 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,993 - No, what's happening? - No, no. 379 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,079 - What is this? - No. 380 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,081 What is this? 381 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,125 Frankie, what is this? 382 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,044 - Excuse me, what the fuck is the meaning of this? 383 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,754 We've been coming here for 10 years. 384 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,173 You understand we deserve an explanation. 385 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,093 Frankie, there's nothing she can do. 386 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,639 She's probably taking it harder than anybody. 387 00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:01,107 Why?! The Ranch! 388 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,235 The ranch doesn't taste like this anywhere else. 389 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,737 - Hey, hey, hey. You know what? 390 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,367 If this really is our last time, we've got to make it count, huh? 391 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,203 - Yeah. - Let's get sad later. 392 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,082 Let's slap this bitch on the ass on our way out. 393 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,792 Yeah. 394 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,172 Hey. All right, can't believe 395 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,090 this is the last time I'm going to say this. 396 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,802 Um, can I have two adult 397 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,556 endless lunches with drinks, please. 398 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,438 And you know I got the coupon. 399 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,694 It ain't closed. 400 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,251 Fritz! This is the last known location? 401 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:03,961 Yes. 402 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,213 This is where the tracker went dead. 403 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,216 Well, those girls didn't take it with them... 404 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,884 so it has to be here still. 405 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,387 I don't care if we have to shred every part of this place to find it. 406 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,139 Get to work. 407 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:21,729 ♪ You are a crazy living hard in a crazy land ♪ 408 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:26,776 ♪ Moving yourself out west guided by the crazy hand ♪ 409 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,906 ♪ The tannest freak around You need some drier ground ♪ 410 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:37,703 ♪ And when you can't go up You know what your options are ♪ 411 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:48,130 ♪ Let's build a bridge to Hawaii, yeah ♪ 412 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:53,844 ♪ It's dark and it rains all the time ♪ 413 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,722 ♪ I'm guessing not the destination ♪ 414 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,141 ♪ That you had in mind ♪ 415 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:03,479 ♪ Your brain's unraveling the endless travel-- ♪♪ 416 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,231 I'm sorry Mr. Kock. 417 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,275 It's not here. 418 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,985 They've hidden it or passed it off. 419 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,237 We'll track the girls and find out who their contact is. 420 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:12,613 Of course. 421 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,453 Take all their crap. I want this to look like a burglary. 422 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,679 Uncertainty in the buffet sector? 423 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,558 Like, is it just me, or is everything getting worse? 424 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,169 Did we move? 425 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,633 I can't believe they took Celine. 426 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,264 Celine and our laptops. 427 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,142 My laptop.... 428 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,354 - She isn't even worth anything. She's only cardboard. 429 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:31,108 - The spreadsheet. The spreadsheet, Frankie. 430 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,028 Now I can't turn it in, and I can't get paid, 431 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,613 and we can't pay José, 432 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,032 and we're gonna be out on the street. 433 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,368 Vagrants. Sea urchins. 434 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,288 - Maybe even orphans. - Orphans? 435 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,001 Should we call the police? 436 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,004 - No. Fuck the police. 437 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,132 - I'm gonna... 438 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,676 Um, don't call him right now. 439 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:03,641 Josh's vision can be a little limited. 440 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,101 Remember how judgmental he was 441 00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:07,019 when we tried to adopt that skunk? 442 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:11,732 - Oh, yeah. Well, what are we gonna do? 443 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,443 I mean, we're fucked, man. 444 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,945 We're two weeks late on rent. 445 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:19,365 We owe, like, a bajillion dollars. 446 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,867 We have less than an ounce of weed 447 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,495 and nothing valuable left to sell. 448 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:28,999 I mean, this is, like... 449 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:31,001 This is like, an emergency. 450 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,342 Frankie? Are you okay? 451 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,635 You look weird. 452 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,266 - We do have something valuable left to sell. 453 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,688 Are you sure this is a good idea? 454 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,022 Yes. 455 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,983 - But we don't even know what these do. 456 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,360 - Exactly. That's why we have to take them first. 457 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,031 What if they're poisonous? 458 00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,368 - Why would NotMetalHeadDave give us a briefcase 459 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,204 full of poison? That makes no sense. 460 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,666 Yeah, I guess that's true. 461 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,129 - Unless you've got a better plan. 462 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,924 Something you want to... tell me? 463 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,470 No. 464 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,559 - This is you and me, Molls. We're in this together. 465 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,356 Have I ever led you astray? 466 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,275 - Um... - Cheers. 467 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,828 I don't feel anything. 468 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,498 I know, me neither. 469 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,292 - Should we take more? - No way, dude. 470 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,127 Classic mistake. 471 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,006 Jesus fucking Christ. Could you please not? 472 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,424 I'm resting! 473 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,927 Is there a man in our house? 474 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,773 I don't know. 475 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,192 That was weird. 476 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,780 Are you talking to me? 477 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,490 Yeah. 478 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,622 Wow. That's new. 479 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,960 So pretty and mysterious. 480 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,964 No one told me we were going swimming. 481 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:44,009 Ooh! I'm a mermaid. 482 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,305 I have mermaid vision. 483 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,058 How are you doing that? 484 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,518 - Doing what? Doing what? 485 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:53,936 Doing what? 486 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,438 - Talking without moving your mouth. 487 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,523 I have no mouth? 488 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,569 - Am I not moving my mouth? - Wait, you are. 489 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:02,778 It's before. 490 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,489 - Before when? - I don't know. 491 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,449 Never mind. 492 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,452 Oh, my God, these people are such fuckwads. 493 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,913 What the fuck? 494 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,835 - Dude. I think Dio just called us fuckwads. 495 00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,253 Why? 496 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,921 Fuckwads? Did he say that? 497 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,382 Honestly, they have a lot of explaining to do. 498 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,259 Like why they let their weird friends 499 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,011 take my palace away without asking. 500 00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,179 There's literally nowhere to hide in here anymore. 501 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,056 - They probably ran out of money again, 502 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,516 which means we're back to eating discount 503 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,768 mystery meat, which fucking blows. 504 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,770 - I can't believe they're responsible 505 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:37,980 for, like, my safety. 506 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,481 - My diet. - My well-being. 507 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,816 - My future. - My fate... 508 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,402 is in their dumb-dumb hands 509 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,738 - Hey! - These weed heads never listen to Josh. 510 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,073 - I don't like it. - Even though he's the only one 511 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,617 who smells good around here. 512 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,619 - Pretty sure they're the ones who give us fleas. 513 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,038 - Basically like snails in used clothing. 514 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:55,914 - Wait, where are you going? I miss you! 515 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,666 - Wait, I love you! I'm obsessed with you! 516 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,460 - I want to cuddle forever! - Me too! 517 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,503 - Run! Oh, my gosh. Come on, come on. 518 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,923 Oh... 519 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,302 Whoa! Sea World. 520 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:12,431 I may have fucked up. 521 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:16,769 - Are you thinking or talking? - I don't know. 522 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313 Am I thinking or talking? 523 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,484 I don't know. 524 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,384 - Hello? Frankie, hey, 525 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,135 you got to be careful. There are dangerous, dangerous 526 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,553 men looking for you, okay? 527 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,389 What? 528 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,851 - Whoa! - Whoa! 529 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,773 America is losing it. 530 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,745 - You guys look like shit! - Yeah. 531 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:20,332 - Jesus, this shit lasts a long time. 532 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,417 Yeah. 533 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,129 Well, at least we found Bacon Tuxedo. 534 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,341 The ocean is just fucking nuts, man. 535 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,721 - Frankie. I don't think we can sell these to people. 536 00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:36,890 They're terrible. 537 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,269 - They weren't so bad. 538 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,439 We just didn't know what to expect. 539 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,278 I bet they'd be really fun for... someone. 540 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:54,324 We'll just specify that they shouldn't have any pets. 541 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,458 - We don't know how to sell drugs like this. 542 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,710 We don't even know how to sell drugs, period. 543 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,131 I mean, who the fuck is our target audience? 544 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,135 Dang. 545 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,183 I've got it. 546 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,191 Oh shit, one second. 547 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,864 I have tracked CIA agents 548 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:37,743 with more predictable movements than these girls. 549 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,412 - Oh! 550 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,669 There it is! Let's just go get it! 551 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:48,462 No. 552 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,799 Mr. Kock wants to know who is trying to fuck him 553 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,467 so he can fuck them right back. 554 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,511 I'll follow them. 555 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,556 -We look fucking crazy. - We look high fashion. 556 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,725 - I feel like you can see my vagina. 557 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,020 - Good. You know these one percent ragers. 558 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,397 We're trying to fit in here. 559 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,107 - It's kind of quiet for a rager. 560 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,318 They're so gonna know we don't belong right away. 561 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,946 These people do not have pizza tattoos, 562 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,198 and we're gonna get kicked out. And arrested. 563 00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,242 Kind of hungry. I hope they have snacks. 564 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:21,078 - Look, nobody's ever been arrested for crashing a party. 565 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,704 They're gonna have tons of food in here. 566 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,415 - Get out of my head! - I would, but I can't. 567 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,044 - Ow! 568 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:39,555 Uh, is this like, a Stanford party? 569 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,515 Hard bail, insta-bail. Let's go. 570 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:43,976 Can I help you? 571 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:45,853 Uh, Frankie, there's a guy. 572 00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,938 Um, fuck. 573 00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,107 Who invited you to my party? 574 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:53,068 - Jeff? - Richie Rich? 575 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,487 - No one is named Richie Rich in real life. 576 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,156 - Come on, someone is named Richie Rich. 577 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,491 Hello? 578 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,495 - Richie Rich. - Jeff. 579 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,917 Oh, my God, Richie! 580 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,795 Did you invite these weird bimbos to my party? 581 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,134 Classic Richie Rich. 582 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,428 Someone is named Richie Rich. 583 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,430 - There's like five people at this party. 584 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,392 We don't have to do this. 585 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,564 See you on the flip side. 586 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:32,649 Stanford, hey? 587 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,527 I have never heard of it. Oh, hey, check it out. 588 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,947 Thank you so much. Who is looking for drugs? 589 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,765 What do we have here? Bunch of white-collar criminals? 590 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,601 Anyone here been on the Epstein plane? 591 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,562 - You like drugs? Sorry. - Man, this party sucks, right? 592 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,815 Like, maybe you could use, like, a little pick-me-up? 593 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,525 - Like drugs? - There's no guarantee. 594 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,945 Shipping your kid off to Stanford doesn't mean dick. 595 00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,821 He could still totally end up a drug dealer. 596 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,366 Speaking of which, you guys party? 597 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,619 - You sick fucks. - Oh, Sandy, 598 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:29,831 it's not too late for you. Yes, divorce is a huge bummer, 599 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,334 but your husband sounds like a sack of shit. 600 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:36,421 You just need a fresh start! New year, new you. 601 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,215 New drugs. 602 00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:41,426 - You ever find yourself just sitting around thinking about death? 603 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,262 I do. Can't imagine how you feel. 604 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,640 It's never really too late to open yourself 605 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,684 to new and meaningful experiences. 606 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,687 Ha. 607 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,438 You know, people that don't finish college, 608 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:57,484 they typically go on to live, like, way more fulfilling lives. 609 00:37:57,484 --> 00:38:00,696 My cousin, she went to all four years. 610 00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,447 She's fucking dead. 611 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,158 - No... No, it's not for kids. 612 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,953 - I didn't go to college. I have zero regret. 613 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,539 - But I don't know. How cool is your kid? 614 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:22,050 - Stanford. - Stanford. 615 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,789 Have you ever, um... 616 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,209 gotten high? 617 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:18,523 - Look alive, short stack. Daddy's here. 618 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,152 - So no English? Hmm. I got you. 619 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:26,031 I can act it out. Here we go. 620 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:32,996 Have you ever tried acid? 621 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,126 Oh, my God! 622 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,672 - Just I come to shock. - Shit. No. 623 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,382 - I come to provide shock and awe. 624 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,343 This is not happening. Fuck! 625 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,804 - Oh, my God, dude. What? - Muscle man. Ooh! 626 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,472 - Doesn't feel good, motherfucker. 627 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,265 - Ah, does it feel good to be destroyed 628 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:56,228 by a girl? 629 00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,731 That is six for six, man. Would you like to go again? 630 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,526 Damn, you are like so cool. 631 00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,486 Why are you at my shitty dad's party? 632 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,323 - I'm just trying to sell these weird drugs I found, 633 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:11,368 but it's like, it's slim pickings out there. 634 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:14,412 - Yeah, probably because like, 635 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,040 most people are keeping their distance. 636 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,459 You know, 'cause it's this thing he used to do in college. 637 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,962 It like, has not aged well. 638 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:29,219 - Go on. 639 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:42,357 - Oh yeah, me and my best friend took those. 640 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,653 We had a really bad time, but you probably won't. 641 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,284 I don't think so. 642 00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,500 - You want to buy it? - Mm-hmm. 643 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:07,174 - Fuck yes! Okay, um, I am going to have to consult 644 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:09,301 with my business associate, 645 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,428 just like, for tax purposes. 646 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,180 Um, I'll be right back. 647 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:17,392 Okay, I come back. So stay. 648 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,437 Don't you go anywhere. 649 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:24,065 - It wasn't just like one time. It was like over and over again. 650 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,276 - Mm-hmm. - If there was a dip somewhere, 651 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:29,613 he would just stick his dick in it. 652 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,114 - What? - Yeah. 653 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,490 I mean, like, the man literally 654 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,911 just like could not stop sticking his dick in dips. 655 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,705 And I mean, it's like, look, it's super well documented. 656 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,416 I mean, like, here, check it. Look, onion dip. 657 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:44,502 - Ugh! No... - Guacamole! 658 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,588 - There he is. - Even hummus. 659 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,715 - Not cool, man. - Not cool! Like, look at him. 660 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,468 Look at his face. You know, like, 661 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,888 I keep these on lock for, like, insurance purposes. 662 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,765 - Huh. - Yeah, like, every time 663 00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,850 he tries to, like, ground me, I just say, like, 664 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,395 I know where the dicks are buried, bro. 665 00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,775 - Tight, right? - Wow. 666 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,568 I know we haven't known each other that long, 667 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,528 but I just have like a tremendous amount 668 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,365 of respect for you. 669 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:16,534 Holy shit, dude. 670 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,370 This is crazy. 671 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,915 You're a genius. 672 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:28,171 - Genius. - Ugh, I know. 673 00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,882 How old are you? 674 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,467 - What? Frankie? Frankie? 675 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,802 Where are you? 676 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,137 Dude? Hey. 677 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,180 - What? - Hey. 678 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,223 I've been looking 679 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,684 everywhere for you. What the fuck? 680 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,269 - Hi. Yeah. - Hi. 681 00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,854 I found a buyer. So let's go. 682 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,607 - We gotta go. - No. 683 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,401 - I gotta hit the road, daddy-O. - Really? 684 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:52,279 - But you know, we would also really love to extort your dad. 685 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:53,863 Could you text me those pictures? 686 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,199 - For sure. - Okay, it's 818-555-3331. 687 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,951 - Don't forget. - Okay. Okay. 688 00:42:57,951 --> 00:43:00,954 Oh! Yikes. 689 00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,331 - That's weird. I told him I'd be right back. 690 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:06,459 Fuck! Oh, the briefcase! 691 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:10,422 It's gone! Oh, Frankie, I'm so sorry. 692 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,923 I don't know what I was thinking. 693 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,842 I never should have left him alone with it. 694 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,385 I just got too excited. 695 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,262 Everything was going so bad, 696 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:22,142 and then I finally find someone, and he seemed really into it. 697 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:24,436 - Don't worry, baby. We're gravy. Check it. 698 00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:27,856 Uh, what am I looking at here? 699 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,526 Oh my God, is that hummus? 700 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:35,572 - Say goodbye to drug pushing and hello to blackmail. 701 00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,283 This is our ticket, Moll. 702 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,827 Plus those drugs, we sketch us all. 703 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,413 - I don't know, blackmail sounds dumb 704 00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:47,375 and like, morally not good. 705 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:51,129 I think I like drug dealing more. 706 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:53,715 - We didn't force this guy to stick his dick 707 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,759 in all those dips. 708 00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,969 He made his dip dick everybody's problem, 709 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,013 which is a totally cancelable offense. 710 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,849 Plus, you lost the drugs, so we kind of have no choice. 711 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,643 We have to pay José or we'll become orphans. 712 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,103 This party sucks. 713 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,231 Let's raid their crudité and get out of here. 714 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,275 Let's go home. 715 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:20,825 They have ingested the product and been affected. 716 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,036 Which makes them a lovely present for Mr. Kock. 717 00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,497 Disposable human test subjects. 718 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,666 Didn't we put our car here? 719 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,962 No way. Probably just a little bit further down. 720 00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:37,675 Hey, Frankie. 721 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,095 You want to talk about the Stanford thing? 722 00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:42,180 Just because it's been like a lot of years now, 723 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,724 you know, and I know it's traumatizing and all, 724 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,684 but maybe it's time to just like, 725 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,937 reexamine what you want to do. 726 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,983 - Mm. I have a caviar ball stuck in my tooth. 727 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,546 I can't watch! 728 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,258 -Oh, yep, it's out. - Yeah! 729 00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:20,218 - You should be MENSA, dude. 730 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,220 - I can't believe that worked. - I know, right? 731 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:24,806 Shit, dude, I gotta pee. 732 00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,224 I had too much of the Vueve. 733 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,603 - Me too. Come here, let's pop squat. 734 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,440 I'll take care of this in 20 seconds. 735 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,568 Time me. 736 00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:42,574 Ladies! 737 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:46,744 Did you hear that? Huh? 738 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,539 - Oh, don't distract me, dude. I just pissed on my ankle. 739 00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:51,833 Ladies! 740 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,670 Is he talking to us? 741 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,131 Are we... ladies? 742 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,729 Uh, do you like marijuana? 743 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,899 Because we have a lot in the car. 744 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,988 - Oh look, there's a cat too! - A cat? 745 00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,741 Wait... 746 00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:26,576 Is this too good to be true? 747 00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,453 Actually, two cats. 748 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,413 - That never happens. Two? One for each of us? 749 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,414 Yeah. 750 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,291 Wow, very fluffy tail! 751 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,919 I think this one must be a Maine Coon. 752 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,797 - Coming! One second, we're just... 753 00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:47,597 - Was that a gun?! Is this about the crackers?! 754 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,308 'Cause I'll give them back!! Oh my God! 755 00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:03,488 Hoo! You two 756 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:06,908 are the dumbest turkeys out here, I gotta tell you. 757 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,201 Who the fuck is that? 758 00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:10,203 Uh, that is NotMetalHeadDave. 759 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,498 - What's he doing here? - Um, shooting a gun. 760 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,208 Why? Does he want to steal us? 761 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,126 - Hello? Do you want to get kidnapped 762 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,128 by the clog-wearers and hung from a windmill, 763 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,130 or do you want to get the hell out of here? 764 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,262 Should we, like, ask him to put on the radio? 765 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,598 - Hey, where are we going? - Yeah. 766 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,267 Someplace safe. 767 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,813 - Well, we're away from the guns, so aren't we safe? 768 00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:40,692 - All will be clear once we get to the location. 769 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:43,444 - What is the location? - Yeah. 770 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,571 Chatsworth. 771 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,281 -Chatsworth?! - Yes. 772 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,325 We are so gonna get serial killed. 773 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,536 I don't want to die off the 118. 774 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,080 This is so stressful. 775 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,376 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't smoke that in here. 776 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:02,463 - Put that out. - Dude, this is California. 777 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,757 - I don't give a damn if it's Canada. 778 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,135 Put... Give me! 779 00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,054 - Hey, hey. - Hey! Hey! 780 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,356 - What the fuck happ--? 781 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:21,941 - Dude! - Oh, hell no. Oh, no. 782 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,402 - I think I just did that. - I thought with my brain 783 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,405 - and then I did it with my eyes. - You totally did, dude. It was tight. 784 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,033 - Oh, my God, I'm a witch. - I don't think you're a witch, 785 00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:31,951 but if you were, that would be metal as fuck. 786 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,579 - But it's kind of scary because what if I curse us by accident? 787 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,664 - You should think, "I wish Oasis would get back together." 788 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,124 Oasis is back together, dude! 789 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:41,502 - Oh, my God, your powers work. You're so fucking powerful. 790 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,005 I'm powerful. 791 00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,090 - How did these girls happen to me? 792 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:06,027 Oh, doctor! 793 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,530 - Ow! - Are you-- 794 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,491 - I'm so sorry, David, I started, 795 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:14,118 I scared you. I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot. 796 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,703 - Hello! - Hi. 797 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:20,625 - I'm Dr. Olsen. Um, where's the, uh, the briefcase? 798 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:27,256 - Um, we don't have that. We haven't had it for a minute. 799 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,800 Yeah. 800 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,926 Oh, nej... 801 00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,762 - This is a disaster. - I know. 802 00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:35,139 - This is a complete disaster. - I know. And there's more. 803 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,641 - What more could there possibly be? 804 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,185 Hey, do you think he's a bad guy or a good guy? 805 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,521 Well, I like his jacket, 806 00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:45,108 but all this stuff is scary, so maybe a bad guy. 807 00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:48,403 - Yeah, a lot of bad guys have cool jackets. 808 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:50,613 - You ones, 809 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,699 you took the Blaekspruttesaed? 810 00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:55,243 Is she spitting or talking? 811 00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:56,828 Together? 812 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,996 I think she's asking us if we're gay. 813 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,498 Undiluted? 814 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,584 Oh, the drugs. 815 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,046 Were we supposed to dilute that? 816 00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:09,549 Ah! Yes. 817 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,885 Yes. 818 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,637 Fuck my hole. 819 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,347 - Fuck my hole. - I know, I know. 820 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,599 - I want you to take my hole and fuck it, 821 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,268 because it's already been fucked. 822 00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:27,525 Hell fuck. 823 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,403 Everything's fucked. 824 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,114 Listen to me. I-I have no idea why you thought 825 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,700 it would be a good idea to take the drugs. 826 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:39,746 You are dumb as rocks, and you should be dead. 827 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:44,667 But, but you may have saved the project 828 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,628 by effectively becoming the project. 829 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,010 Wait, what's the project? 830 00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:58,222 - Do we want to be a project? - Yeah. 831 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:04,020 Let me explain. I am a scientist 832 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,439 and I have been working in Denmark. 833 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:10,860 - Is everybody Dutch? - Not Dutch. Not Dutch. 834 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,154 - Danish. - Well, then who's Dutch? 835 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,948 People in Holland. 836 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:19,035 - Then who's Hollish? - No one is Hollish. 837 00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:21,496 - I mean, someone's got to be Hollish, right? 838 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,080 I'm moving on. 839 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,335 I work for a private company called the Kock Group. 840 00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,129 - Oh. 841 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,591 - And I have been researching giant squids. 842 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,259 Squids?! 843 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,386 - Giant squids, they dwell so deep in the ocean 844 00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,806 that no light can penetrate their habitat, 845 00:51:39,806 --> 00:51:41,516 so they must have a unique way 846 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:43,893 of communicating down there in the dark. 847 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,354 Telepathy. 848 00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:48,523 Telepathy. 849 00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:50,858 - Uh, six months ago, a miracle, 850 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,362 we were able to capture the left testicle... 851 00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,697 - Ew. - ...of a young adult male. 852 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:59,909 From this tissue, I was able to synthesize the compounds... 853 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:01,494 Nerd alert! 854 00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:05,206 Yeah, like we care about some squid nut sack. 855 00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,667 From this tissue, the left-- 856 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:11,546 ...the left testis. And I was able to create 857 00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:15,550 the drug... Blaekspruttesaed. 858 00:52:19,929 --> 00:52:22,557 - Good job. - Thank you. 859 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,767 - Yeah, good. - I thought if we could hear 860 00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:25,977 inside one another's minds, 861 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,479 we could experience a greater empathy 862 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:31,232 and become more invested in the common good. 863 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:35,403 You know, that would be good. 864 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:40,741 But then I realized my employer, Mr. Kock... 865 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,412 He was only interested in developing 866 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:45,997 the telepathy toward mind control 867 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,875 and selling it to the highest bidder. 868 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,960 Mind control sounds really negative. 869 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,253 Can we go home now? 870 00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:55,339 - Also, I'm pretty sure I saw them two 871 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,300 move a damn joint with their mind. 872 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,634 What do you mean move 873 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,177 a damn joint with their mind? 874 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,762 Move a joint with their damn mind. 875 00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,306 Their mother fucking mind. 876 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:06,058 I have no idea, but I know that they were smoking in my car. 877 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,311 Which rat is your favorite? I like that one. 878 00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:10,229 I named him Oreo. 879 00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:13,024 - Hey! Oh, you think because this is California-- 880 00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,320 - Excuse me, you have mixed Blaekspruttesaed with THC? 881 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,238 Define mixed. 882 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:21,490 - That must be what's producing the telekinesis. 883 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:24,201 A chemical reaction with the marijuana 884 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,995 that you're constantly smoking? 885 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,790 - Define constantly. - Can you control it? 886 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,293 - We could quit any time we wanted, let me tell you that. 887 00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,836 - Yep. - No, not the marijuana, 888 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,131 the telekinesis! Can you control the telekinesis? 889 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,551 Can you... Here, move this flask with your mind. 890 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,844 Go. 891 00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:53,606 I want... 892 00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:57,818 Ooh! Fuck! 893 00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,370 Break it... 894 00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:08,955 Break it... 895 00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,502 Break it. Break it. Break it. 896 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,673 Too hard. I quit. 897 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,174 It's okay. 898 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,093 Next time, you'll learn 899 00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:24,929 to develop focus and self-control. 900 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,682 - I probably won't, though. - We must begin testing. 901 00:54:27,682 --> 00:54:31,477 - Uh, testing? - I have to take a blood sample. 902 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:33,145 - Uh, no thank you. - Wait. 903 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,231 Hold. 904 00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,358 You did not tell anyone that you took 905 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:38,734 the Blaekspruttesaed, did you? 906 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,904 Um, did we tell... 907 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:45,408 I mean, a couple people at this party. 908 00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:47,451 - Ah... - But not that many. 909 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,578 - But it was more of like an alumni event. 910 00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:53,207 - Ah, yeah. That's probably-- - But there was one guy. 911 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,250 Ah... 912 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,876 - Who I'm pretty sure was Hollish. 913 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:57,169 And when I told him, 914 00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:01,674 that is when the briefcase went missing. 915 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,009 But maybe y'all are friends. 916 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,554 - You are bozos. You are bozos. 917 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,056 -Very much bozos. - Professional bozos. 918 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,975 - Jeff Bozos. - You are Jeff Bozos, 919 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:14,353 and you have no idea how much trouble you are in. 920 00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:17,314 The girls are now as valuable for study 921 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,150 as the drugs themselves. We have to access 922 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,569 Chapman's contacts at the UN. Come on. 923 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,037 Uber, Uber, Uber! 924 00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,206 - All right, one minute away. - Okay. Oh no, he stopped. 925 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,666 What the hell, is he turning around? 926 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,460 - Oh no, call him, call him. - Okay. 927 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,464 Hello? Gork? 928 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,800 - Gork?! - Huh? 929 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,386 - Ah, no, sorry, we're being chased! 930 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,222 Goddamn it. 931 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,979 Gork, where are you? 932 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,609 What do you mean I have a two-star rating? 933 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,402 - There's actually a very legit reason for that. 934 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,072 - If you-- - Hello? 935 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,544 Hey, is it just me, 936 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,172 or is NotMetalHeadDave kind of a babe? 937 00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,216 Dude. 938 00:56:25,216 --> 00:56:26,967 - Seriously, he's so good at karate, 939 00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,136 he's got all these disguises. 940 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,305 - I bet he's pretty unexpect-- - Dude! 941 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,015 I'm tired of danger. 942 00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:36,018 - Hey, I guarantee you we just need to hole up 943 00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,770 in the Chill Zone for a little bit, 944 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:41,273 and this whole Kock problem is just gonna blow over. 945 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,192 What makes you think that? 946 00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:45,528 I mean, the lady in the garage was saying-- 947 00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:47,947 - Hey, when has anything good ever come from listening 948 00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,907 to some weirdo in a garage? 949 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,368 We don't have the drugs anymore. 950 00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,245 We're not really good for anything. 951 00:56:54,245 --> 00:56:57,331 Now we can just kick back, blackmail Martin Flynn, 952 00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:00,668 and live in our house together forever and ever. 953 00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,337 Plus, we have to feed the cats. 954 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,631 - Motherfuck me. - Oh! 955 00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:13,055 Why is everything so hard? 956 00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:15,057 Goddamn it, José. 957 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,060 José. 958 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,647 Give me one of your shoes. 959 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,945 Welcome to our home. 960 00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:30,739 Welcome to our home. 961 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:42,501 Hey, man, what's happening? 962 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,044 Nothing. 963 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,338 I wait for the girls. 964 00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:51,510 We are friends from cat club. 965 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:56,056 - Damn, fancy accent. Where are you from? Europe? 966 00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,642 No. 967 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,186 - My brother's been to Amsterdam. 968 00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:02,438 I heard they have crazy cafés out there and shit 969 00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,356 where you could smoke in the café. 970 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,275 That's like if I went to Starbucks and I said, 971 00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:08,944 "Hey, let me get a caramel frappuccino and a joint." 972 00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,988 Have you ever smoked California bud? 973 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,866 The girls aren't here right now. Come on, let's go. 974 00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,911 I'll roll you a fat-ass J and you can tell me which is better, 975 00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,746 Cali or Amsterdam. 976 00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:20,956 - Come on. - Uh... 977 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,791 Come on. 978 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,210 You ever seen the show Sliders? 979 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,045 It's on Syfy Network. It's really good. 980 00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,589 I watch all American shows. 981 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,677 - Oh my fucking God, you dumb bitches, 982 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,388 - I am starving to death. - Breakfast is 20 minutes late. 983 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,641 - That is legally a crime. - I can see my ribs! 984 00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:42,269 - What do we do? - We gotta get out of town. 985 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,854 We just gotta wait for the blackmail money 986 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,273 to come through, find someplace chill. 987 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,150 Like Guatemala. 988 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,819 Dude, we had so much fun in Guatemala. 989 00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:53,280 You loved the maracas, remember? You were like... 990 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,243 - Guatemala? Frankie! I've been getting nonstop 991 00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,994 work emails for the past 24 hours. 992 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:03,123 - Molly, those were our old lives. 993 00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,294 It's all canceled now. 994 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,339 We're very important fugitives. 995 00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,383 We're runaways. 996 00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,550 We're rebels. 997 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:18,764 Bad boys! 998 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,352 - Okay, well, Josh is at work, so maybe we could go to-- 999 00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,062 - We're not gonna go see Josh, okay?! 1000 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:27,439 We're changing our names, we're not gonna tell him the new ones, 1001 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,816 and he's never gonna find us again. 1002 00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:31,777 Frankie, this is serious. 1003 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,112 I'm scared. 1004 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,405 Should I be scared? 1005 00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:38,409 - Hey, this is pretty serious, okay? 1006 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:41,120 Which is why I think we should get out of town. 1007 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,580 Oh, don't do that. Don't, don't cry. 1008 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,666 You know I cry when you cry, okay? 1009 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,710 Come here, come here, come here. 1010 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,754 I go inside now with the girls. 1011 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,464 Ah, you don't want to kick it? 1012 00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,425 Let's go around front. 1013 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,260 I'm building a badass gazebo in the back yard. 1014 00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,970 Do you like meditating? 1015 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,763 That's where I meditate, in the gazebo. 1016 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,390 It's really cool out there. 1017 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,808 Okay, let's go see Josh 1018 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,893 so you can say goodbye, and then we need to get 1019 01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,270 the fuck out of here. Right now, 1020 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:09,106 snacks, cats, weed, go. 1021 01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,471 Oh, I hate to waste those. 1022 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,892 I have some notes on these sandwiches. 1023 01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:46,477 Hey, what are you-- What are you doing? 1024 01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:47,394 Shut up, Dio. 1025 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,229 Unhand me! 1026 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,814 Wait, is this like a vet thing? 1027 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,232 Are we going to the vet? 1028 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,193 I promise you they cannot afford the vet. 1029 01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:00,991 Hey! 1030 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:04,953 Why is this closed?! 1031 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,332 Uh, Frankie, we should go. 1032 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,585 - Trying to get us some tunes. - Anything but ABBA. 1033 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,587 - I'm so sick of ABBA. - Don't listen to him. 1034 01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:14,588 I love ABBA. 1035 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:16,382 Yeah, it's just 1036 01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,550 this feels like, time sensitive. 1037 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,307 - I think you have to update your phone, dude. 1038 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,975 - Let's just listen to the radio. 1039 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,852 Celine! 1040 01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:32,439 This makes me emotional. 1041 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,693 Oh shit Oh shit! 1042 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,285 Driving. Frankie driving. I hate when she drives! 1043 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,787 ♪ When I couldn't reach ♪ 1044 01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:50,582 ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ 1045 01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:53,627 ♪ I'm everything... ♪♪ 1046 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:56,213 The losers have escaped with my car. 1047 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,257 They are on the move, I am stuck. 1048 01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:01,218 Can you come get me? 1049 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,990 Uh, hello? 1050 01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,867 Josh, hi! How's it going? 1051 01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:26,410 I'm so happy to see you. 1052 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,120 - Whose car is that? - Go inside. 1053 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,913 - That's a really-- - In, in, in, in. 1054 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,665 - Okay, okay, okay. What is going on? 1055 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,877 Is this the vet? This vet looks sketchy as hell, like really unsanitary. 1056 01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,212 Josh. 1057 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:39,298 - Joshie, I'm sorry... - You weren't my first choice, okay? 1058 01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:42,509 - There's been a lot going on, all right? People are trying to kill us for science. 1059 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,845 - There are Vikings. With guns. Kocks. - We have telepathy now. 1060 01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:47,473 - And we have to go to Mexico. - They wanna do experiments on us 1061 01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:49,224 - because we're special now. - The cats are dicks. 1062 01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,436 - We took those drugs with giant squids. - Is it okay if we hide out here 1063 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,480 so we can blackmail this guy? She always likes me. 1064 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,107 - More than she likes you. - I just don't want you to get hurt. 1065 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,067 What the fuck?! 1066 01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:01,111 Guys, get up. 1067 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,030 Come on, it's just sound Sound Design. 1068 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:04,031 There's a show later, 1069 01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:06,033 and this band, they got this intro where they're just 1070 01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,451 like, killing a bunch of police officers. 1071 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,871 Oh, dang. 1072 01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,957 - Okay, how about we go talk in the office? 1073 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,459 Okay? Uh, what's in the office? 1074 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,002 Why do we have to go there? 1075 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,545 Only bad things happen in offices! 1076 01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:20,380 Hook up the motherfuckin' treats! 1077 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,840 Language. 1078 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,634 Treat time, bitch. I'm stress eating. 1079 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:25,302 I am eating my feelings. 1080 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,805 - Hey, can I have your phone? - Oh, yeah. 1081 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,724 - I'm gonna start the blackmail business. 1082 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,311 Huh! 1083 01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:40,067 -Hey, baby. - Hi. 1084 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,610 So, um... 1085 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:47,157 just want to ask... Don't be offended. 1086 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,577 Did you and Frankie really take those drugs? 1087 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,373 All this is so fucked. 1088 01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:02,339 Um, yeah. 1089 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,007 - Okay. - Yeah. 1090 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:07,344 - Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I think you just like, 1091 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,514 might be having a mental health event right now. 1092 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,058 I'm just worried, yeah. 1093 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,768 We know that you got freaky 1094 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,770 with those dips in the '80s. 1095 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,982 Dips cannot consent, nor can the people eating them. 1096 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,488 - No, no. 1097 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,616 Okay, I know, but no. 1098 01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:31,702 I saw them. There are dudes. 1099 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,788 They have guns, and they're coming after us for no reason. 1100 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,331 It's like... I mean, there's a reason, 1101 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,959 but anyways, ah, it's like a whole big thing. 1102 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,796 - Molly? - Yeah? 1103 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:46,508 - How much should we ask for? A million? - No. That seems like too much. 1104 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:47,968 $20,000 ought to do it. 1105 01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:56,935 Baby, you sound crazy. 1106 01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:59,688 Come on, look at me. 1107 01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:01,106 Look at the cats. 1108 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:04,067 Ah, you're in a bag. Look at you, dork. 1109 01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,737 You are also stuck in a bag right now, dork. 1110 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,323 The cats are in backpacks. 1111 01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,033 Think about that. 1112 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,412 Yeah. 1113 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,539 Let me take you home. 1114 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,209 Yeah. 1115 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,962 Give us $2 million or else. Mm-hmm. 1116 01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,714 And by the way, it's not even that cool 1117 01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,841 that you went to Stanford, so you don't have to keep 1118 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,593 lording it over everyone by hosting lame 1119 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:32,304 alumni events with too much cheese. 1120 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:34,056 Delete the last part. 1121 01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,308 Okay. 1122 01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:41,188 Frankie, I am not going to Guatemala. 1123 01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,439 What? 1124 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,524 - I think those drugs really fucked us up, 1125 01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,151 made us paranoid and stuff. 1126 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:48,779 I just need to get some sleep. You should too. 1127 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:50,489 Josh is gonna take me home now. 1128 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,868 You, what did you say to her? 1129 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,578 - Guys, what the fuck is going on? 1130 01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,455 - Sorry. - I can't even believe 1131 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,916 you're considering ditching me right now. 1132 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:04,586 Ditching me, when really, this is all your fault. 1133 01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:05,671 My fault? 1134 01:06:05,671 --> 01:06:07,923 - I mean, you were the one that forced me 1135 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,467 to go to the Mannequin Pussy show all by myself. 1136 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,678 And you didn't have the rent money, dude. 1137 01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:15,013 - Well, I would have had money for the rent 1138 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:18,266 - if my laptop hadn't gone stolen. - And you lost the briefcase. Ha! 1139 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,267 Oh... 1140 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:20,854 So I guess if you think about it, 1141 01:06:20,878 --> 01:06:22,830 I'd be like completely fine if it wasn't for you. 1142 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,981 And it's probably for the best that you were just gonna 1143 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,109 move in with Josh and not even tell me about it. 1144 01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,034 I hadn't decided yet. 1145 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,954 Well, I think you should. 1146 01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,414 I was gonna suggest it myself. 1147 01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:43,291 In fact, I think it's become clear 1148 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,670 that you've been holding me back. 1149 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,881 I've been holding you back? 1150 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,095 Oh, fuck, she did the scary laugh. 1151 01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:57,013 Guys, I didn't want to imply 1152 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,682 that anybody's holding anybody back. 1153 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:01,393 - You both love each other. - You know what, Frankie? 1154 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:05,063 I have gone along with every one of your fuckwad ideas. 1155 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,607 Let's set off fireworks in Andy Sigal's living room. 1156 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,735 Hmm? Let's have a contest to see 1157 01:07:09,735 --> 01:07:11,820 who can drink the most 5-Hour Energies. 1158 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:15,449 - You won that contest! - Nobody won that contest. 1159 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,993 But the truth is that 1160 01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:21,329 ever since you failed out of Stanford, 1161 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:24,791 you have no focus and no goals, 1162 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,752 and you quit everything that's hard 1163 01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:28,336 because you're scared that if you ever actually 1164 01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:31,757 tried at anything, you'd fail again. 1165 01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:35,469 - You are... lazy and delusional. 1166 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,596 If it wasn't for me, 1167 01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:39,347 they would find you buried under the debt 1168 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:41,433 of a million kitchen appliances 1169 01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,227 pretending to be a chef, and we all know 1170 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,899 you're just a stoned girl in a house. 1171 01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,779 You sabotaged me 1172 01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:57,449 because you don't want to be a fuck-up alone. 1173 01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,577 I am tired of being dragged down with you. 1174 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:04,206 So if we don't get murdered first... 1175 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,751 I am going to move out. 1176 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,879 Great. What a relief. 1177 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,798 Then I could just get back on track. 1178 01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:15,592 - Yeah. - Back on the track to success! 1179 01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,012 I apologize, Mr. Kock. 1180 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,014 We're picking up the lab rats now. 1181 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,308 Olsen fled the lab so backup is meeting us at the warehouse. 1182 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,519 See you at the dock. 1183 01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:30,649 I'm tired of chasing these bongloads. 1184 01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:32,150 This is game over. 1185 01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:38,615 -What the hell?! - Come on, babe, let's go. 1186 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,242 - It's just the intro for the band. 1187 01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:42,702 You were the one that told us that in the first place. 1188 01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,955 Yeah, but soundcheck's over. 1189 01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:46,581 - Josh. Josh! 1190 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,500 - Josh? - I knew we could trust Josh. 1191 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,295 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get back. Get back. 1192 01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,089 -Whatever's going on... - Fritz! 1193 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,759 - We can figure it out. - Stand by the wall, hands up. 1194 01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,553 Get moving. 1195 01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:01,555 - You're such a fucking loser, Frankie. 1196 01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:03,348 Here we go again. 1197 01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:04,474 Molly. 1198 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:05,934 Bind him fast. 1199 01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:09,396 You can shoot them, but not me. 1200 01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:11,314 Whatever they did, I had nothing to do with it! 1201 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,191 You are such a fucking pussy, man. 1202 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:14,442 Yeah, well, you're a dumbass. 1203 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:16,403 - You're a bitch. - Oh! 1204 01:09:16,403 --> 01:09:18,822 - Oh, you're a bitch. - Oh, you're a double bitch. 1205 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,323 - Hey, hey, watch, watch the cat. 1206 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,200 Wait, Dio, I'm sorry I talked shit. 1207 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,369 Where are you going? Please don't leave me. 1208 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:33,336 - Hello, I must speak with DeeDee at once. Ah! 1209 01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,005 This is so freaky. What the fuck? 1210 01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:38,049 You look like the other one. You are the other one. 1211 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,467 What the fuck? 1212 01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,305 Astrid? 1213 01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:46,391 Yes, we have problems. 1214 01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:19,716 Molly! 1215 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,176 I want to go home. 1216 01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:23,929 Yeah, I'll give you this one. This actually is scary. 1217 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,474 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1218 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,309 Okay, you want the vom, you'll get the vom. 1219 01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,686 Uh, fuck you? 1220 01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:39,653 Ow, ow. 1221 01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:42,614 No, no, no. 1222 01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,910 - Hey! - Hey, that could've been Josh. 1223 01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:51,581 You may have had fun dragging us all over this smoggy, 1224 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,667 disgusting town. 1225 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,045 But I cannot oversell how fucked you are. 1226 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,258 - "Lino." 1227 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,137 I still don't understand Hollish, 1228 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:08,056 but I just want to put it out there 1229 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,017 that I know we haven't been on the same page, 1230 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,227 and I'm really sorry. 1231 01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:14,938 But I see you and I hear you, 1232 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,147 and I'm gonna try really hard 1233 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,108 to make better choices in the future. 1234 01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:21,820 Shut the fuck up! 1235 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,543 Frankie? 1236 01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,505 Hello? I'm sideways! 1237 01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:44,718 So we're gonna go by boat? 1238 01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,845 - Yes. - How long does that take? 1239 01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:49,764 - We're gonna take a small boat, and then we'll take a big boat. 1240 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,516 - Little boat, big boat. - Yes, 1241 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,185 - and it'll take about two weeks. - Shh! 1242 01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,104 Mmm... 1243 01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:58,565 - My bag smells like a dispensary. 1244 01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:04,571 - Can I have a snack first? Hungry. Snack. 1245 01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,324 I have brownies in my backpack. 1246 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,161 Brownies are in my backpack. 1247 01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:13,163 Can I... Oh, please! 1248 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:15,874 I can't reach them. I can't reach. 1249 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:19,544 Please, go it for me. Please! Do anything for brownies. 1250 01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,254 What's the harm? 1251 01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,758 Um, no. No way. Frankie, 1252 01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,968 do not let this weird foreigner jostle me. 1253 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,053 Don't jostle the cat. 1254 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,598 - He's touching my hair! He's giving me his germs! 1255 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:32,557 Thank you. 1256 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:35,060 Mmm! 1257 01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:37,979 Oh! So excited! These are so good! 1258 01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:40,106 Dude. Mmm! 1259 01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,902 Molly's a genius. Blue cheese. 1260 01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:48,364 Mmm! Yes! 1261 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:52,619 Mmm... Oh, you, uh... 1262 01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:55,205 Do you want some of this? 1263 01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:56,915 I'll share. 1264 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,502 Oh, come on, little buddy. 1265 01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,838 Oh, you can do it. Come on, you're so close. 1266 01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,806 No, seriously, I think it like, 1267 01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:15,308 moved an inch that time. Very, very close. 1268 01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,601 You know what, Dio, 1269 01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,353 if you don't have anything helpful to say, 1270 01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,772 just don't say anything, okay? Thank you. 1271 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,608 - Ugh! - Oh, that's right, 1272 01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:26,402 give up on this just like you give up on your dreams. 1273 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,987 This is a metaphor! 1274 01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,868 I can't understand you! 1275 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,579 One time Axel got drunk 1276 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,958 and then he peed on our coworker. 1277 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,877 Then he blamed it on, on a... 1278 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,463 Ah... You don't have a version in the US. 1279 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:49,717 It's like a very dense bread, with pickled fish. 1280 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,803 - Ah. - We say we like it, 1281 01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:55,682 but I don't know, does anyone really like it? 1282 01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:59,894 I... I think I need to rest. 1283 01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,855 I-I need... 1284 01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,525 Fucking lightweights. 1285 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,531 Okay... 1286 01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:13,074 Okay... 1287 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,784 Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. 1288 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,203 Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. Telekinesis! 1289 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,670 Focus! Frankie, focus! 1290 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:30,633 Telekeniss... Ah! 1291 01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:33,970 Oh! Yo! 1292 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,681 Yo... 1293 01:14:39,309 --> 01:14:42,061 Molly! 1294 01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,813 Molly, can you hear me? 1295 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:48,526 Why did Molly have to make those brownies so fucked up? 1296 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,237 Does anyone need to be this high? 1297 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,031 You are driving this backpack under the influence, 1298 01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:56,075 and I'm actively at risk with no agency at all. 1299 01:14:57,744 --> 01:14:59,996 GG... 1300 01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:06,336 You need to go find Molly 1301 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,046 and tell me how to get there. 1302 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,633 Absolutely fucking not. 1303 01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,801 - Now you listen to me, fuckwad. - Oi! 1304 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:16,429 - I've done everything for you, literally your entire life. 1305 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:19,349 I've fed you, I've cleaned up your shit, 1306 01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:20,808 I provided catnip and a palatial estate 1307 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:21,893 without asking for anything back. 1308 01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:23,519 - Objection! - And now's your time 1309 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,812 to return the favor. 1310 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,731 Molly and Dio need us. 1311 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:29,192 - Still no. 1312 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:32,028 - GG, come on! - You come on. 1313 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,821 This is your chance. 1314 01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,366 This is your chance to prove to Dio 1315 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:39,285 - that you're not a quitter. - Yes, I am. 1316 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,665 Okay, let's move. The boat is... 1317 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,293 No. No, no! 1318 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,420 No! No! 1319 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,797 What the fuck is this? 1320 01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:54,425 Oh, my God, I'm so scared. This is a nightmare, an actual nightmare. 1321 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,427 I'm going to report you to PETA for this. 1322 01:15:56,427 --> 01:15:58,638 I think that fear might be holding us back. 1323 01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,556 - Fear is my most useful quality. 1324 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,350 It has saved me from stranger danger, 1325 01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:05,937 catnapping, owls, the vacuum! 1326 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:07,897 I believe in you, GG. 1327 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,775 I know we're not just a selfish fraidy cat. 1328 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,694 - Yes, I am. - No, we're not! 1329 01:16:12,694 --> 01:16:14,404 - Yes, I am. - We are not! 1330 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,571 Yes, I am. 1331 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,365 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 1332 01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:19,701 No, I'm not! 1333 01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,869 - Oh, GG, God. - I have balls. 1334 01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:25,456 I have chutzpah. Look at me! 1335 01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:27,917 I'm flying! I'm brave! 1336 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,961 I'm basically Vin Diesel! 1337 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:33,381 You can tell Dio he's the pussy and I'm the hero! 1338 01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:35,091 That's my kitty! 1339 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509 Are you fucking high? 1340 01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:39,429 Come on. Come the fuck on. 1341 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,556 Where the fuck are the girls? 1342 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,144 Ah! Fuck this. 1343 01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:48,521 You're on your own. Thanks for the memories. 1344 01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,315 The kitty! 1345 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:51,316 It's getting away! 1346 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:56,070 I never should've said that stuff to Frankie. 1347 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:57,697 That was so mean 1348 01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:01,284 and clearly a projection of my own fears of failure. 1349 01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:04,162 We're partners, soulmates. 1350 01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:08,416 She's the Bert to my Ernie. The Hall to my Oates. 1351 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,668 I think we can likely trace your fear of restaurants 1352 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,420 to too many episodes of Kitchen Nightmares, 1353 01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:16,466 but for every Gordon Ramsay, there's a Bobby Flay. 1354 01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,509 Josh just wants what's best for us. 1355 01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,636 Shut up, Dio. 1356 01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,307 I've come to rescue you, dude! 1357 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:25,641 Oh, my God! 1358 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,060 Oh, we're fucked. We're so fucked. 1359 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,770 - And give you this fucked up brownie 1360 01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:31,856 that gives you superpowers because you are my girl. 1361 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,107 Oh, my God. 1362 01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:34,942 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 1363 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:36,402 This is the happiest I've ever been. 1364 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,945 Get off her! 1365 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,369 - Where's Josh? I want Josh to rescue me instead. 1366 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,330 - Dude, some jabroni 1367 01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,332 has been calling me over and over and over again 1368 01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:50,708 like some psycho torture shit. 1369 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,086 - Come on Dio, let's go find GG, buddy. 1370 01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,462 You're gonna love Guatemala. 1371 01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:55,922 We're never gonna get there. 1372 01:17:55,922 --> 01:18:00,593 - Um, dude, did you send that blackmail letter 1373 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,512 for Martin Flynn from my email address? 1374 01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:04,180 Because his lawyer sounds mad. 1375 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,015 Like super, super, super mad. 1376 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:09,185 - I didn't actually think that plan out super thoroughly at the time. 1377 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,438 - Fuck! - Motherfuck! 1378 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:18,027 Oh, God! Molly, I'm so sorry. 1379 01:18:20,488 --> 01:18:23,157 I really thought I could get us out of here. 1380 01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:30,206 I knew it. I knew you no Guatemala. 1381 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,834 Dio? 1382 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,506 You're a California guy. 1383 01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,425 You don't want to learn Dutch. 1384 01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:42,176 And you'll be safer here, okay? 1385 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,303 That is true. 1386 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,389 - I love you. - This is tough love, dude. 1387 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,182 It hurts me more than it hurts you. 1388 01:18:48,182 --> 01:18:50,017 Bye. No, don't eat that. 1389 01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,939 - I'm rooting for you, though. Good luck in the lab! 1390 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,318 Oh, my God... 1391 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,836 - Oh! - Man! 1392 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,598 You coming? 1393 01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:31,893 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 1394 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,189 I don't feel well! 1395 01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:37,982 -Run. - Oh, okay. 1396 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,618 - Our stuff! - Those thieving motherfucks! 1397 01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:53,372 Come on! 1398 01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:58,503 Over here! 1399 01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,713 Come on, come on! 1400 01:20:24,612 --> 01:20:25,613 Hello? 1401 01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,825 If we can't have you alive, we will have you dead! 1402 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,079 Shoot! 1403 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:44,799 Here, take this gun. 1404 01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:46,551 - Oh, no. - What do you mean, no? 1405 01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:49,178 - I'm not even allowed to use the oven. I can't have a gun! 1406 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:51,222 - Oh, my God. All right, here, you take it. 1407 01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:53,307 - Also no. - What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 1408 01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:55,101 - Dude, guns are such a bad vibe. 1409 01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,519 I've signed like 100 petitions. 1410 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,563 - Murder? We're not gonna do murder, dude. I'm sorry. 1411 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:01,023 - No, fuck the NRA. Gun control now. 1412 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:03,025 - Okay, okay. Do you two want to be 1413 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,902 turned into some weird herring-type dip sauce 1414 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:07,029 with mayonnaise in it and shit? Is that what you want? 1415 01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,990 - No! - Take the gun. 1416 01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:10,199 No! 1417 01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,587 - Don't go over there. Don't, Do not go. 1418 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,757 - Oh, my God! - No, no. 1419 01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:36,601 - Oh... - Oh... 1420 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,585 We're weed witches. 1421 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:06,005 Fuck this violent bullshit. 1422 01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:09,216 Why are you guys like this? 1423 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,179 So aggro and intense and dark. 1424 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,974 Did the tooth fairy not come? 1425 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,396 Did your mom give you a lame haircut? 1426 01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,859 Maybe you'd be happier if you wore socks. 1427 01:22:28,778 --> 01:22:31,656 You are what we call a buzzkill. 1428 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,742 But now you will have fun. 1429 01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,496 Whether you like it or not. 1430 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,706 Bro. 1431 01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:43,084 Nobody likes a guy with a gun 1432 01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:45,252 chugging Haterade and shooting stuff 1433 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,004 and bumming everyone out. 1434 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,386 - Nobody likes that guy. - Yeah! 1435 01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,679 It's just a job? 1436 01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:01,435 You could be partying. 1437 01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,355 You could be eating tacos. 1438 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:07,566 You could be napping! 1439 01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:19,745 You could love someone. 1440 01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:22,832 You could have a best friend. 1441 01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:32,299 - Frankie. No, no, no, no, no. Get up. Get up. 1442 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:36,512 You're okay. You're okay. Okay. You're alive. Cool. 1443 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,932 Oh. Hello. 1444 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:43,769 - Whoa, okay, back up, back up, back up, back up. 1445 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,105 You good? 1446 01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,691 - Is it that weird that I would think 1447 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,819 that you'd want to kiss me? I can move things with my mind. 1448 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,156 - No, Frankie, you don't understand. 1449 01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:57,658 You a hot-ass mess, girl. It would not happen. 1450 01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:59,827 Truly. Honestly. Not a chance. 1451 01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:01,203 The idiot is mine! 1452 01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,372 No! 1453 01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:08,210 - It's not working anymore. I'm all out of brownie. 1454 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:10,171 Frankie, I'm so scared. I don't want to die. 1455 01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:15,259 If you come closer, I'll blow her brains out. 1456 01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:19,013 Hey, 1457 01:24:23,601 --> 01:24:26,604 - Take me instead. - What? No, Frankie, no. 1458 01:24:26,604 --> 01:24:29,815 Yes, Molly, 1459 01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:33,068 - this is literally all my fault. - No! 1460 01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,154 - This is fucking happening. I love you more than anything. 1461 01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:37,531 I'm not holding you back anymore, let's go! Take me! Come on! 1462 01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:38,824 Come on, come on. 1463 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,285 No, you can't leave me. 1464 01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:43,871 - You clean up after me all the time. It's my turn, dude. 1465 01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:45,164 - All right. - No! 1466 01:24:46,499 --> 01:24:48,918 I won't let you go! Frankie! 1467 01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:51,378 - Come. - I love you. 1468 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:55,424 - I love you. - I love you. 1469 01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,176 Mr. Kock! 1470 01:24:57,176 --> 01:24:59,011 - I love you. - I love you. 1471 01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:00,638 - I love you. - I love you. 1472 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:03,390 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1473 01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:05,476 I love you. I love you. 1474 01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:08,813 I love you, I love you, I love you. 1475 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,440 Mr. Kock! Here! 1476 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:28,415 What in the hell was that? 1477 01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,469 Dude, what the fuck? That was metal as fuck! 1478 01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:26,140 - Are we superheroes now? Like, squid heroes? 1479 01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:29,059 You're my squid hero for sure. 1480 01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,185 Molls! 1481 01:26:33,147 --> 01:26:34,398 It's over. 1482 01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:42,323 ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ 1483 01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:46,285 ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ 1484 01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:50,623 ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ 1485 01:26:50,623 --> 01:26:54,460 ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ 1486 01:26:54,460 --> 01:26:58,464 ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ 1487 01:26:58,464 --> 01:27:03,552 ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ 1488 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:08,057 ♪I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ 1489 01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:11,894 ♪ You're the one who helped me up ♪ 1490 01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:15,689 ♪ Never let me fall ♪ 1491 01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:19,735 ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ 1492 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:23,364 ♪ Through it all You were-- ♪♪ 1493 01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,499 Hey! 1494 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,879 I wondered where that guy went. 1495 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:41,423 Mmm, that was like, private. 1496 01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,641 Oh. 1497 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,894 This is some real oppressive signage, dude. 1498 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,355 This is government shit. We get it. 1499 01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,234 Hey. 1500 01:28:00,234 --> 01:28:02,903 - Federal building! - Oh! 1501 01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:07,074 I wanted to pee before. 1502 01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:12,371 - Girls, this is my dear friend and colleague, Dr. Chapman. 1503 01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,207 She's been very anxious to meet both of you. 1504 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:16,417 Hi. 1505 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,752 - Oh, my God, they really do 1506 01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:20,546 look weirdly alike. 1507 01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,964 Yes, it's just remarkable. 1508 01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:26,593 - Would you say I'm the upgraded version of her, 1509 01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:29,263 or she's the upgraded version of me? 1510 01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:36,395 Um, uh... We like the, um, 1511 01:28:36,395 --> 01:28:40,399 you are the better girl. 1512 01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,654 You're the, you're the better one. 1513 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,906 We like you more. Yes. 1514 01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,744 - Sit and... - Please. 1515 01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:58,792 - Welcome. I was able to convince 1516 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:04,423 members of the UN, United Nations, 1517 01:29:04,423 --> 01:29:07,760 that the two of you are deeply involved, 1518 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,012 intrinsically so, 1519 01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:13,974 in the most important scientific discovery 1520 01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:16,101 breakthrough of our time. 1521 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,270 You think she's gonna get to the point soon? 1522 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,563 - Geez! - That could lead directly 1523 01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:21,482 to world peace. 1524 01:29:21,482 --> 01:29:27,279 They have decided to fully fund our project. 1525 01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,032 - We must determine the effect of the Blaekspruttesaed, 1526 01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,618 of course, on you, so that we can recreate it. 1527 01:29:32,618 --> 01:29:34,453 You know, I've been thinking, 1528 01:29:34,453 --> 01:29:36,455 you should move in with Josh, dude. 1529 01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,749 - Assure you that the... - He objectively rocks. 1530 01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:40,876 - Testing will not harm you... - I was being crazy. 1531 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,545 I'm gonna move out of the chill zone. I'm gonna get my own place. 1532 01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,672 I'll just sleep on your couch like one night a week, 1533 01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:47,341 or like two to five nights a week. 1534 01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:48,675 - You are incredibly valuable assets. 1535 01:29:48,675 --> 01:29:52,679 - As many nights as you want. Frankie, I'm gonna miss you. 1536 01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,014 I know, me too. 1537 01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:55,849 - But this is a good thing. - $400,000. 1538 01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:57,893 - I'm just gonna figure my shit out. 1539 01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,812 - $300,000. - You will. 1540 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,523 Two? One, one... 1541 01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:04,066 $100,000. 1542 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,901 We could have joint custody of the bongatron. 1543 01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,779 Jinx. 1544 01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:10,280 More than I make. 1545 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,574 A lot more than I make. 1546 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,910 Besides the three to four days 1547 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,413 that you will be spending in our facilities at Stanford, 1548 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,250 you can go about your lives as usual. 1549 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,048 Did you just say Stanford? 1550 01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:32,094 - That's where the laboratory is located. Is that a problem? 1551 01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:32,886 Lab? 1552 01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:36,348 Wait, wait, wait. 1553 01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:40,269 Could you start over? 1554 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,939 I'm sorry. 1555 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,941 - I'm really, I'm sorry. - No. 1556 01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:53,615 We are offering you $100,000 each 1557 01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:57,619 per year, 24-hour protection, 1558 01:30:57,619 --> 01:31:02,249 and diplomatic immunity, you know, if you have any 1559 01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:06,253 legal difficulties that you need, uh, addressing. 1560 01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:08,380 - Yes. - I'm not surprised. 1561 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,717 All of that is if you participate 1562 01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:14,845 in our scientific testing. 1563 01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:17,639 - Scientific testing... - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1564 01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:18,932 ...at Stanford. 1565 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:23,228 Yes. Stanford. 1566 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,147 Dude. 1567 01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,110 - Here. Here you go. - Just sign this. Sign. 1568 01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:31,695 Just sign the papers. 1569 01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:33,530 Where all the little tabs are. 1570 01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,490 I'll take this part. 1571 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,451 Oh, okay. Oh, okay. 1572 01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:40,204 - Hold on. Sign here. - I've never really done this. 1573 01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:43,290 Oh. Okay. That's fine. 1574 01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,958 What'll you do with the money, girls? 1575 01:32:12,361 --> 01:32:15,656 - All right, here you go, ma'am. Bong Appetit. 1576 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:21,954 - You will not regret the toothpaste, dude. 1577 01:32:21,954 --> 01:32:24,081 Seriously, it elevates the whole experience 1578 01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:25,624 into this, like, minty heaven. 1579 01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:31,922 Sold. 1580 01:32:31,922 --> 01:32:34,591 I was almost scared of that guy, but then I wasn't. 1581 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:37,344 Very brave, GG. Very, very brave. 1582 01:32:37,344 --> 01:32:38,553 No fear. 1583 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,308 Frankie. 1584 01:32:45,811 --> 01:32:48,105 Look, I gotta say that I am just 1585 01:32:48,105 --> 01:32:50,482 as surprised as anyone else, 1586 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:54,736 but I guess as you change and grow, so does your taste. 1587 01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:55,946 Oh, this guy. 1588 01:32:55,946 --> 01:32:57,406 Look, I gotta be honest, 1589 01:32:57,406 --> 01:33:00,617 I just, um, can't stop thinking... 1590 01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:02,661 - Yo, let me save you some time here, bro. 1591 01:33:02,661 --> 01:33:04,413 - Yeah! - If you cannot handle me 1592 01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:07,291 at my college dropout, covered in cat hair, 1593 01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:09,793 thousands of dollars in debt, deadbeat, 1594 01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:14,298 you do not deserve me at my international property, 1595 01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:18,719 subject of scientific top-secret testing at Stanford, 1596 01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,929 - business owner. - Boom, bitch! 1597 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:25,809 I can't stop thinking about... 1598 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:27,978 - the sandwich. - Balls. 1599 01:33:27,978 --> 01:33:30,647 - The one, the one that was in, uh, in Molly's bag. 1600 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,858 I ate it on the way back from the warehouse. 1601 01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,693 It was fucking amazing. 1602 01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:36,445 The potato salad? 1603 01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:38,989 It's been haunting me ever since, really. 1604 01:33:38,989 --> 01:33:43,410 - Delicious. - $6.69, cash only. 1605 01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:45,203 Fuck me. 1606 01:33:45,871 --> 01:33:47,831 - There you go. - I know it's dirty, 1607 01:33:47,831 --> 01:33:49,624 but I love money. 1608 01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,126 Yo, one escape for frickin' 1609 01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:54,254 NotMetalHeadDave, who came all the way down here 1610 01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:56,131 just to dunk on me at work. 1611 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,383 Whip this fuckwad up something special, will ya? 1612 01:33:58,383 --> 01:34:00,218 You got it, chick. 1613 01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:05,932 Yoink! 1614 01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:09,019 - Ah! - Butthole! 1615 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:11,980 - That's the worst chopping I've ever seen. 1616 01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,857 Completely uneven. Molly, we're gonna have 1617 01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,525 to fire this guy. 1618 01:34:19,404 --> 01:34:22,449 - Frankie, that guy's a bonehead. Excuse my language. 1619 01:34:22,449 --> 01:34:25,077 Anybody who was actually cool would be frantic to date you. 1620 01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:27,454 - Thank you, Josh. I agree. 1621 01:34:30,707 --> 01:34:33,585 Justice for Frankie Campbell. 1622 01:34:37,381 --> 01:34:39,299 - Okay! What else? - He's gonna dig that. 1623 01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:41,593 - Fucking freak. Fucking freak1 1624 01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:46,139 Should I put some toothpaste? 1625 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,557 - No, are you fucking kidding me? 1626 01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,476 - He doesn't get toothpaste. - He doesn't get toothpaste. 1627 01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:51,186 He doesn't get toothpaste. 1628 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:52,437 What else? 1629 01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:59,194 ♪ Patience ♪ 1630 01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:03,573 ♪ Patience ♪ 1631 01:35:04,116 --> 01:35:09,329 ♪ You know I've got it in my blood ♪ 1632 01:35:09,788 --> 01:35:14,626 ♪ Know I've got it in my blood ♪♪ 1633 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,596 It's my birthday. 1634 01:35:37,691 --> 01:35:39,568 Oh, no. 1635 01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,483 I think all the scientists trying to make 1636 01:39:06,483 --> 01:39:09,235 weed stronger really have their focus in the wrong place, 1637 01:39:11,071 --> 01:39:13,365 'Cause weed is strong enough, I mean, 1638 01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:15,241 I'm literally high as fuck all the time. 1639 01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:18,662 What we need to do is... 1640 01:39:18,662 --> 01:39:20,413 We need to breed out the compound 1641 01:39:20,413 --> 01:39:21,915 that's giving us cottonmouth. 1642 01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:25,502 Yeah. 1643 01:39:29,839 --> 01:39:32,342 There's, like, no way they can't do that, right? 1644 01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:37,013 Dude, that's a trillion-dollar idea. 1645 01:39:38,348 --> 01:39:41,351 - I know. - You're a genius. 1646 01:39:43,103 --> 01:39:44,229 I know. 123104

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