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Man, things got wild at karaoke yesterday.
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My bangs are a mess.
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Yoshida-senpai in third year
has a super hot boyfriend!
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Really? I'm so jelly.
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I'm Takuya Seo, a first-year
high school student.
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I'm what you would call an otaku,
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but I'm not your average anime otaku.
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No point hiding it.
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GLITTERY MONPETS
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I'm an otaku who's totally
into anime for girls!
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I finally got my exclusive
limited-edition Glittermon eraser!
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GLITTERY MONPETS
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Glittermon is...
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an anime for little girls that
airs on Sunday mornings at ten.
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The full title is Glittery Monpets.
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Despite its adorable characters and world,
the story is extremely dark,
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so people joke it's
the "34:00" late-night slot.
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Its unexpectedly deep story is
interspersed with bizarrely surreal gags,
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and it's captured the hearts
of a loyal subset of fans.
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The last season exploded in popularity,
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but this season hasn't been
as well-received.
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Oh, crap. I forgot my eraser.
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However, I regard it as the
best in the series this far.
I'll just borrow Otaku-kun's.
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Hey, hey, Otaku-kun!
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I'm, like, borrowing your eraser, okay?
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Huh? Hey, w-wait!
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Aw, come on. I'll give it back.
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Yeah, b-but...
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What's your deal?
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N-Not that one.
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Serious? Why not? Just for a minute.
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That one's—
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Whoa.
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I-It's really special to me.
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Special?
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Oh, I know this! It's Pakémon, right?
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No, it's actually Glittermon.
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Glittery Monpets.
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For reals? Looks the same, though.
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I've never heard of this.
Is it even popular?
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This girl in front of me is Kotoko Ijichi.
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She's an airhead. A typical gal.
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I can't stand her.
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She always hangs out with Kei Amane,
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a more aloof gal who looks like a model.
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I can't stand her either.
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Gals are never kind to otaku.
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Check it out, Amane. It's Pokachu.
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It's not. That's Keppi,
the lead character's partner.
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He's a Glittermon who first appears in
episode 4 and battles with green gems—
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What are you even talking
about, Otaku-kun?
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Yeah, no kidding.
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He first appears in episode 2.
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Huh?!
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Huh? Did you just... What?
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So, like, is this a Glittermon too?
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Oh, yeah. Th-That's a
Glittermon named Sketchy.
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When you push its bottom,
the eyes pop out.
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Hilarious!
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I'm kinda getting into this!
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What's Glittermon about, anyway?
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Huh? U-U-Um...
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That's the magic question
every otaku longs to hear!
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Not just my favorite characters,
but the story itself?!
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For an otaku starved for conversation,
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an opportunity like this is...
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beyond golden!
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A deadly pass delivered so innocently...
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She's a force to be reckoned with!
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But I know this is a trap.
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Nothing's more gross
than an otaku rambling on
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about stuff nobody wants to hear!
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I want to speak yet I cannot!
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O-Oh? Amane-san?
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What's up, Amane?
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I say something weird?
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I'm proud to have such a great friend.
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Whatcha mean?
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It's best if you see for yourself.
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I'll bring you the comic tomorrow.
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Huh? Amane, you know all about it?
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It's full of cute characters,
so you might get hooked, Ijichi.
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Er... Well, thanks.
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Hmm?
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What?
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I-It's my sister!
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My little sister is totally into it.
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Oh, no kidding.
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Oh...
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Huh?
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What?! She was right!
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Keppi is in episode 2!
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Don't tell me Amane-san is...
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Now, on to the next topic.
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Even I hadn't realized that
was Keppi's first appearance.
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In order to decipher this
portion, you need to...
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She couldn't possibly have known that
if she wasn't a fan.
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But it's an obscure anime for little girls.
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I find this hard to believe.
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I mean, Amane-san is one of the
most popular kids in class.
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There's no way...
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Is there?
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Amane, wanna hit karaoke after class?
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Sorry, I gotta pass.
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Huh? But why?
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I wanted to sing harmony with you.
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Maybe next time.
I want to talk to her!
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See you.
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But an otaku like me's got
no clue how to talk to girls.
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Still, she might be the first person I've
met that I can chat with about Glittermon!
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U-Um... Whoa!
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W-Wait a minute, Amane-san!
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Don't get the wrong idea.
It's not what you think.
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S-So close!
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That Glittermon stuff...
It's all my sister.
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My sister just watches it a lot.
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It's not like I'm into it.
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I-Is that so?
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Yeah.
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I apologize for making assumptions.
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Then I suppose you wouldn't be interested in
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this limited-edition keychain...
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No way! The color variation you could get
with the first run of the comic?
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Oh, wow!
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I bought it at three different stores
and they only had the normal color!
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I-I mean my sister did.
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She was whining about it at home.
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W-Want to take it out of the case?
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What, really? Thanks.
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Oh, sick! It's so cute!
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Isn't it, like, wild that
they did it in pink?
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They're normally black,
so this is so unique.
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U-Um...
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If you want, you can have it. I've got two.
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Do you mean it?
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Uh...
Um...
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Gulp.
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Uh...
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Thanks a bunch.
My little sister will love it.
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My little sister will!
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Sh-She's insanely cute!
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GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!
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Otagal.
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Good morning! How you guys doin'?
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Let's blast through today!
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Morning, Ijichi.
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Morning!
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Ooh, baseball team's
hitting practice early!
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Mayu! Morning!
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Yeah, yeah. Good morning, Ijichi.
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Oopsie!
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The Ijichi UFO is beaming
up Otaku-kun's eraser!
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Whum, whum, whum, whum, whum...
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If you forgot yours, just say so.
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Y-You could tell?
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It's been like this ever since she moved
to the seat in front of me recently.
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I'm glad that she'll talk
to an otaku like me normally,
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but I'd like some space.
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Huh?
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SQUIRRELLY
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Is this a different one?
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Hey, it's Squirrelly!
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What?
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Y-Y-You watched Glittermon?!
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Just a little so far.
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Amane lent me the manga, so...
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The manga version?! Isn't it fantastic?!
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It's hard to adapt an anime with big
shifts in tone, but they pulled it off!
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It stays faithful but probes
into story elements
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the anime had to cut for length!
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And that results in the character
dynamics coming across even better—
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I-I apologize!
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No, no, no! Now I've gone and done it!
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She must be totally creeped out!
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Hey, no need to rush.
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I'm totally listening.
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Ijichi-san...
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Wait, don't you kinda look like Rocketman?
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Huh? Rocketman?
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Rocketman, as in the lead character's
friend who is also Madoka's partner?
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ROCKETMAN!
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Yeah, yeah!
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Rocketman's a reliable Glittermon who's
always pulling Madoka out of her shell.
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He and I have nothing in common.
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Yeah. You've both got
the same big, round eyes.
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ROAR
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And you both blush real easy!
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GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!
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WALKED THROUGH A PARK
WITH SUNBATHING CROWS
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Otaku-kun, do you use Minsta?
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RECOMMENDED HAMBURG NEWS #116
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Wh-Why do you ask?
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No reason. Just curious.
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I do have an account,
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but I can't show anyone.
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You do have it!
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Whoa! Are these, like, all Glittermon?
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Ew! Seo's account is full of anime stuff.
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That's creepy as hell.
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I can't look.
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Yikes.
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I'm finished.
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Back to being bullied
as a disgusting otaku...
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This is, like, totally sick!
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Did you draw these yourself, Otaku-kun?
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They're really good!
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You don't think it's weird?
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What? Why would I? This rules!
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You're a serious collector
who's devoted to your hobby.
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I can totally respect that!
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She isn't grossed out.
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But it'd be nice if you had
more than pictures of stuff.
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Y-You think so?
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I know!
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Ijichi-san?
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Wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
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You should post pics like
this once in a while.
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MY CLASSMATE
#SAMECLASS #FIRSTTWOFIE
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Can gals be kind to otaku?
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Patch was eliminated in
yesterday's Glittermon episode.
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Patch was an unlikable enemy Glittermon
who was always saying nasty things.
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But he could relate to Sachiko
and sometimes gave really good advice.
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He was a mysterious character.
[PATCH] SEE YA.
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And now his story has come to an end.
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He died because he was protecting Sachiko.
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Patch...
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Why?!
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I wish I could share my sorrow
and shock with someone else!
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But Glittermon is just an obscure
anime for little girls.
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Nobody I know watches it.
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Oh! Amane-san.
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That expression...
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Her eyes are red.
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What a massive sigh!
235
00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,960
No question about it. That means...
236
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She was crying for Patch!
237
00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:41,600
Hey, don't you think Amane-san looks
even sexier than usual today?
238
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,400
She in love?
239
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,470
Like in a soap opera or something.
R-Right. There are any number
of reasons she could've been crying.
240
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,500
Especially for a girl of her caliber.
241
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,600
Aw, crap.
242
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,870
What's wrong?
243
00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,730
It bugged out and froze again.
244
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,730
I wish they'd hurry up
and fix it with a patch.
245
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:57,960
Patch?!
246
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,240
P-Pardon me.
247
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,040
Do you play this too, Amane-san?
248
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,340
Wanna become friends?
249
00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,720
There's this item I want...
250
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,000
A-A game? Oh, that's what you meant.
251
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,000
She really was crying for Patch.
252
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:17,220
Amane-san might actually be an otaku!
253
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,210
Amane.
254
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,180
I'd really like...
255
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,090
you to go out with me!
256
00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:29,390
Whoo!
257
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,650
Oh my god, this is exciting!
258
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,770
Guess what I heard!
259
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:39,390
The basketball captain asked you out.
260
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,130
But you turned him down.
261
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,900
Oh. Yeah, I don't really know him.
262
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,700
The boys sure do like you.
263
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,250
How many does this make?
264
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,050
The always radiant,
popular Amane-san is...
265
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,530
Well, look how pretty she is.
266
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,280
And your skin is glowing.
No, I'm just making assumptions again.
267
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,540
Do you buy a lot of skincare products?
268
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,990
No. Sunscreen is pretty much it.
269
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:56,910
Seriously?
270
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,460
Then what do you spend all your money on?
271
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,510
I save it for Glitter—
272
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,510
For glittery accessories and stuff.
273
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:07,260
She was about to say Glittermon merch.
274
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,120
Not what I expected.
No, no. I keep jumping to conclusions.
275
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,390
Accessories, huh?
276
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,710
The charm on your bag is really cute too.
277
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,640
My charm? O-Oh, you think?
278
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,200
Thanks.
279
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,530
Th-That has to be...
280
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:24,740
a pin of Sachiko's magical wand!
281
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,160
It was a limited-edition collab between
Glittermon and an accessory shop.
282
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,330
But it was just way too girly for me.
283
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,880
I-I can't...
284
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,210
I'm so jealous!
285
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,460
The fact that she acquired
such a rare item must mean...
286
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:44,080
That settles it! Amane-san really is a—
287
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,720
It's not what you think.
288
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,770
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
289
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,720
That thing on my bag. I know you saw it.
290
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,910
It wasn't my idea to buy it.
291
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:55,360
My sister begged me
to buy one to match hers.
292
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,450
So you need to realize—
293
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,500
U-Um!
294
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,100
Patch died yesterday.
295
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,360
I cried all night long.
296
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:09,840
D-Do you really hate
Glittermon, Amane-san?
297
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,970
Huh? You know the truth.
298
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,240
I've got it bad.
299
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,060
N-No, I mean my sister's so into it
that I sorta got sucked in too!
300
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,890
You gotta understand...
301
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,380
Are you guys going out?
302
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,130
Ijichi!
303
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,930
Hang on! How much of that did you hear?
304
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,260
"I've got it bad"
and "You gotta understand."
305
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,510
That was, uh...
306
00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:34,320
Well, um, we were talking
about the charm on my bag.
307
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,530
Isn't that right, Otak—
308
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,020
Otaku-kun?!
309
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,210
Otagal.
310
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,860
Huh? I don't have it.
311
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,710
It's not here! It's not here!
312
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,920
I left my textbook at home!
313
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,050
Open to page 56.
314
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,370
And today of all days,
315
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:58,120
when I have the scariest
teacher in the whole school!
316
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,750
ENGLISH TEACHER (36), SWIM TEAM
ADVISOR, NICKNAMED "MAFIA"
317
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,920
We're going over past perfect
tense again from yesterday.
I-I'm in for it if I don't have
anything on my desk.
318
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,200
This will make or break you
on the upcoming midterm test.
319
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,520
For now, I'll pull my
math textbook out instead
320
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,510
It's important,
so let's cover the key points.
321
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:11,160
and just try to make it through alive!
Let's read the examples from the text.
322
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,410
We'll start with Kobayashi
and go down the roster.
323
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,920
Y-Yes, sir! Um...
324
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,480
"The krill live under the sea..."
325
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,560
Wait, we're going by the roster?
326
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:20,730
Kobayashi, Saito, Shirakawa, Sudo...
327
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,520
KOBAYASHI
328
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:22,270
SAITO
329
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,020
SHIRAKAWA
330
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:23,900
SUDO
331
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:24,340
SEO
332
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,930
Are you kidding me?!
333
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:32,360
"The ice is melting
and the krill are decreasing."
334
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,390
"And humans have a..."
335
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,310
Otaku-kun, got a red pen?
336
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,340
She noticed!
337
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,340
Look, look! Otaku-kun's trying to fool
us with a math book! Isn't that wild?
338
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:58,680
If Ijichi-san outs me,
even if she means no harm,
339
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,350
I'll be the laughingstock of the class.
340
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,350
Sensei, I forgot my textbook!
341
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,400
You forgot it again, Ijichi?
342
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,460
Oh boy. Get someone else to share, then.
343
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,240
The seat next to me is open.
344
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,770
Nah, I'm good.
345
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,970
Seo-kun will lemme use his.
346
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,690
Huh?
347
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:19,360
It's freaking hilarious that you tried
to fool him with your math book!
348
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,900
What were you going to do
when it got to your turn?
349
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:25,850
Her textbook? She was covering for me?
350
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,420
'Cause you're always letting me
borrow stuff.
351
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:34,010
This is payback, okay?
352
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,200
So I'm using your red pen, you hear?
353
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,770
Seo! Ijichi! Eyes up here!
354
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,120
GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!
355
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,400
Otagal.
356
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,800
Time for club.
357
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,150
I'm pooped.
358
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,260
Hey, let's go do karaoke.
359
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,240
Dude, you just went yesterday.
360
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,260
How 'bout you, Amane?
If it's fun, why not go every day?
361
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,160
Huh.
362
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,910
Nah, that would get boring fast.
363
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,640
Those two are so cute!
364
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,170
Yeah.
365
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,610
I heard that Amane-san used to be a model.
366
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,490
Really?
367
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,090
And Kotoko is as cute as an idol.
368
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,080
Ijichi is so easy to talk to.
369
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:14,960
It's true.
370
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,770
I think I want Amane-san to humiliate me.
371
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,640
TAKUYA SEO
372
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,090
It goes without saying,
373
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,850
but people like them
and introverted otaku like me
374
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:30,360
basically live in different worlds.
375
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,730
Well, that's okay.
376
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,570
I still have something to look forward to.
377
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:34,880
And they just came out today!
GLITTERY MONPETS: 12 VERSIONS TOTAL
LIMIT ONE PER PERSON
378
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,070
The Glittermon blind boxes!
379
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,240
They're rare items,
limited to one per customer.
380
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,330
I've got to get one no matter what!
381
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,090
Hey, bro!
382
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,110
Y-Yes?
383
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,050
Which way to city hall?
384
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:57,720
Huh?
385
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,220
I said city hall!
386
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,540
Eek!
387
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,400
I can't figure out where the hell it is!
388
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,820
Uh... N-No phone?
389
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,190
I got one...
390
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,060
Just don't know how to use it.
391
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,570
Phew. Took longer than I thought,
392
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,370
but I'm finally here!
393
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,860
And this is great! It isn't very crowded.
394
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,660
Kind of disappointing that it
isn't more popular, though.
395
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,290
I'm so excited!
396
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,170
Heck yeah! I'm finally gonna get one!
397
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,550
It's not what you think!
398
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,420
M-My baby sister was really
looking forward to this,
399
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,840
so I'm getting one for her.
400
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,320
Hey, it's Otaku-kun!
401
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,080
Of course we'd run into you
at a place like this.
402
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,630
Y-Yeah.
403
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,060
Oh.
404
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,810
A Glittermon figurine?
405
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:57,140
Um, weren't you supposed
to go to karaoke today?
406
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:01,450
Oh, that? They invited more boys and it
felt like a group date, so we backed out.
407
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:04,280
Also, this came out today, so...
408
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:09,790
As for me, I saw the grin on Amane's face
and thought it'd be fun to tag along.
409
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,640
I see.
410
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:16,170
So Amane-san really does like Glittermon?
411
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,880
I wish I could say,
"Let's buy them together."
412
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,220
If we throw in together,
GLITTERY MONPETS
413
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,430
we each have better chance
of getting what we want.
414
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:29,680
And above all, it seems more fun that way!
I mean, wow, it's real rare
to see you lookin' so giddy!
415
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,300
I don't think I'm acting that giddy.
416
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,860
Did you know Taka-chan was all in tears?
417
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,180
"Why isn't Amane coming?"
418
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,320
Yeah. That guy's way too
aggressive. I hate him.
419
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,320
Wow.
420
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,320
We live in different worlds.
421
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,150
Otakus and gals aren't compatible.
422
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:49,530
I'll sneak back here later to buy mine.
423
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,500
What?!
424
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,590
Listen, Otaku-kun...
Listen, Otaku-kun...
425
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,800
You're buying a figure, right?
426
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,550
Let's buy 'em together!
427
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:09,510
I'm also getting one to help Amane out.
428
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,290
If you get Vamp the Great,
will you trade with me?
429
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,580
He's my... my sister's favorite character.
430
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,190
Come on, let's go pick ours out!
431
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,550
O-Okay!
432
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,960
Yes! I got the Miss Luna I wanted!
433
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,600
Whoa!
Whoa!
434
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,880
Good for you!
435
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,710
Congrats!
436
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,220
Maybe it's my reward
for doing a good deed today.
437
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:51,250
All right, let's see what I get. Ta-da!
438
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,450
Whoa! Ijichi-san,
that's the secret figure!
439
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,080
Is it? Go me!
440
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:03,530
I didn't get Lord Vamp...
441
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,970
I like Patch too, though!
442
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,750
Can gals be kind to otaku?
443
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:19,460
Maybe they can after all.
444
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:23,010
FIRST HOUR
"OTAKU AND GALS AND GLITTERMON"
445
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,600
H-How did this happen?
446
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,850
Wow. Your room's actually pretty clean.
447
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,360
So, where are your drawings?
448
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:05,610
Two intense gals are here
in my room with me!
449
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,750
What am I supposed to do?!31936