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Man, things got wild at karaoke yesterday.

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My bangs are a mess.

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Yoshida-senpai in third year
has a super hot boyfriend!

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Really? I'm so jelly.

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I'm Takuya Seo, a first-year
high school student.

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I'm what you would call an otaku,

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but I'm not your average anime otaku.

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No point hiding it.

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GLITTERY MONPETS

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I'm an otaku who's totally
into anime for girls!

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I finally got my exclusive
limited-edition Glittermon eraser!

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GLITTERY MONPETS

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Glittermon is...

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an anime for little girls that
airs on Sunday mornings at ten.

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The full title is Glittery Monpets.

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Despite its adorable characters and world,
the story is extremely dark,

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so people joke it's
the "34:00" late-night slot.

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Its unexpectedly deep story is
interspersed with bizarrely surreal gags,

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and it's captured the hearts
of a loyal subset of fans.

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The last season exploded in popularity,

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but this season hasn't been
as well-received.

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Oh, crap. I forgot my eraser.

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However, I regard it as the
best in the series this far.
I'll just borrow Otaku-kun's.

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Hey, hey, Otaku-kun!

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I'm, like, borrowing your eraser, okay?

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Huh? Hey, w-wait!

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Aw, come on. I'll give it back.

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Yeah, b-but...

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What's your deal?

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N-Not that one.

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Serious? Why not? Just for a minute.

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That one's—

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Whoa.

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I-It's really special to me.

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Special?

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Oh, I know this! It's Pakémon, right?

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No, it's actually Glittermon.

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Glittery Monpets.

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For reals? Looks the same, though.

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I've never heard of this.
Is it even popular?

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This girl in front of me is Kotoko Ijichi.

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She's an airhead. A typical gal.

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I can't stand her.

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She always hangs out with Kei Amane,

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a more aloof gal who looks like a model.

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I can't stand her either.

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Gals are never kind to otaku.

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Check it out, Amane. It's Pokachu.

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It's not. That's Keppi,
the lead character's partner.

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He's a Glittermon who first appears in
episode 4 and battles with green gems—

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What are you even talking
about, Otaku-kun?

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Yeah, no kidding.

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He first appears in episode 2.

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Huh?!

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Huh? Did you just... What?

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So, like, is this a Glittermon too?

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Oh, yeah. Th-That's a
Glittermon named Sketchy.

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When you push its bottom,
the eyes pop out.

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Hilarious!

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I'm kinda getting into this!

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What's Glittermon about, anyway?

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Huh? U-U-Um...

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That's the magic question
every otaku longs to hear!

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Not just my favorite characters,
but the story itself?!

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For an otaku starved for conversation,

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an opportunity like this is...

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beyond golden!

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A deadly pass delivered so innocently...

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She's a force to be reckoned with!

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But I know this is a trap.

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Nothing's more gross
than an otaku rambling on

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about stuff nobody wants to hear!

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I want to speak yet I cannot!

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O-Oh? Amane-san?

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What's up, Amane?

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I say something weird?

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I'm proud to have such a great friend.

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Whatcha mean?

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It's best if you see for yourself.

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I'll bring you the comic tomorrow.

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Huh? Amane, you know all about it?

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It's full of cute characters,
so you might get hooked, Ijichi.

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Er... Well, thanks.

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Hmm?

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What?

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I-It's my sister!

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My little sister is totally into it.

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Oh, no kidding.

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Oh...

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Huh?

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What?! She was right!

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Keppi is in episode 2!

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Don't tell me Amane-san is...

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Now, on to the next topic.

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Even I hadn't realized that
was Keppi's first appearance.

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In order to decipher this
portion, you need to...

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She couldn't possibly have known that
if she wasn't a fan.

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But it's an obscure anime for little girls.

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I find this hard to believe.

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I mean, Amane-san is one of the
most popular kids in class.

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There's no way...

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Is there?

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Amane, wanna hit karaoke after class?

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Sorry, I gotta pass.

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Huh? But why?

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I wanted to sing harmony with you.

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Maybe next time.
I want to talk to her!

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See you.

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But an otaku like me's got
no clue how to talk to girls.

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Still, she might be the first person I've
met that I can chat with about Glittermon!

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U-Um... Whoa!

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W-Wait a minute, Amane-san!

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Don't get the wrong idea.
It's not what you think.

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S-So close!

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That Glittermon stuff...
It's all my sister.

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My sister just watches it a lot.

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It's not like I'm into it.

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I-Is that so?

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Yeah.

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I apologize for making assumptions.

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Then I suppose you wouldn't be interested in

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this limited-edition keychain...

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No way! The color variation you could get
with the first run of the comic?

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Oh, wow!

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I bought it at three different stores
and they only had the normal color!

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I-I mean my sister did.

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She was whining about it at home.

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W-Want to take it out of the case?

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What, really? Thanks.

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Oh, sick! It's so cute!

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Isn't it, like, wild that
they did it in pink?

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They're normally black,
so this is so unique.

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U-Um...

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If you want, you can have it. I've got two.

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Do you mean it?

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Uh...
Um...

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Gulp.

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Uh...

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Thanks a bunch.
My little sister will love it.

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My little sister will!

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Sh-She's insanely cute!

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GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!

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Otagal.

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Good morning! How you guys doin'?

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Let's blast through today!

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Morning, Ijichi.

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Morning!

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Ooh, baseball team's
hitting practice early!

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Mayu! Morning!

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Yeah, yeah. Good morning, Ijichi.

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Oopsie!

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The Ijichi UFO is beaming
up Otaku-kun's eraser!

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Whum, whum, whum, whum, whum...

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If you forgot yours, just say so.

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Y-You could tell?

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It's been like this ever since she moved
to the seat in front of me recently.

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I'm glad that she'll talk
to an otaku like me normally,

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but I'd like some space.

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Huh?

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SQUIRRELLY

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Is this a different one?

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Hey, it's Squirrelly!

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What?

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Y-Y-You watched Glittermon?!

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Just a little so far.

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Amane lent me the manga, so...

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The manga version?! Isn't it fantastic?!

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It's hard to adapt an anime with big
shifts in tone, but they pulled it off!

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It stays faithful but probes
into story elements

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the anime had to cut for length!

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And that results in the character
dynamics coming across even better—

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I-I apologize!

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No, no, no! Now I've gone and done it!

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She must be totally creeped out!

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Hey, no need to rush.

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I'm totally listening.

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Ijichi-san...

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Wait, don't you kinda look like Rocketman?

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Huh? Rocketman?

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Rocketman, as in the lead character's
friend who is also Madoka's partner?

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ROCKETMAN!

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Yeah, yeah!

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Rocketman's a reliable Glittermon who's
always pulling Madoka out of her shell.

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He and I have nothing in common.

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Yeah. You've both got
the same big, round eyes.

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ROAR

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And you both blush real easy!

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GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!

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WALKED THROUGH A PARK
WITH SUNBATHING CROWS

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Otaku-kun, do you use Minsta?

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RECOMMENDED HAMBURG NEWS

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Wh-Why do you ask?

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No reason. Just curious.

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I do have an account,

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but I can't show anyone.

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You do have it!

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Whoa! Are these, like, all Glittermon?

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Ew! Seo's account is full of anime stuff.

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That's creepy as hell.

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I can't look.

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Yikes.

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I'm finished.

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Back to being bullied
as a disgusting otaku...

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This is, like, totally sick!

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Did you draw these yourself, Otaku-kun?

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They're really good!

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You don't think it's weird?

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What? Why would I? This rules!

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You're a serious collector
who's devoted to your hobby.

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I can totally respect that!

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She isn't grossed out.

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But it'd be nice if you had
more than pictures of stuff.

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Y-You think so?

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I know!

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Ichichi-san?

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Wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?

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You should post pics like
this once in a while.

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MY CLASSMATE


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Can gals be kind to otaku?

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Patch was eliminated in
yesterday's Glittermon episode.

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Patch was an unlikable enemy Glittermon
who was always saying nasty things.

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But he could relate to Sachiko
and sometimes gave really good advice.

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He was a mysterious character.
[PATCH] SEE YA.

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And now his story has come to an end.

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He died because he was protecting Sachiko.

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Patch...

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Why?!

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I wish I could share my sorrow
and shock with someone else!

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But Glittermon is just an obscure
anime for little girls.

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Nobody I know watches it.

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Oh! Amane-san.

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That expression...

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Her eyes are red.

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What a massive sigh!

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No question about it. That means...

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She was crying for Patch!

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Hey, don't you think Amane-san looks
even sexier than usual today?

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She in love?

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Like in a soap opera or something.
R-Right. There are any number
of reasons she could've been crying.

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Especially for a girl of her caliber.

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Aw, crap.

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What's wrong?

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It bugged out and froze again.

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I wish they'd hurry up
and fix it with a patch.

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Patch?!

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P-Pardon me.

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Do you play this too, Amane-san?

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Wanna become friends?

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There's this item I want...

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A-A game? Oh, that's what you meant.

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She really was crying for Patch.

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Amane-san might actually be an otaku!

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Amane.

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I'd really like...

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you to go out with me!

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Whoo!

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Oh my god, this is exciting!

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Guess what I heard!

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The basketball captain asked you out.

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But you turned him down.

261
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,900
Oh. Yeah, I don't really know him.

262
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,700
The boys sure do like you.

263
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,250
How many does this make?

264
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,050
The always radiant,
popular Amane-san is...

265
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,530
Well, look how pretty she is.

266
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,280
And your skin is glowing.
No, I'm just making assumptions again.

267
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,540
Do you buy a lot of skincare products?

268
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,990
No. Sunscreen is pretty much it.

269
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:56,910
Seriously?

270
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,460
Then what do you spend all your money on?

271
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,510
I save it for Glitter—

272
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,510
For glittery accessories and stuff.

273
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:07,260
She was about to say Glittermon merch.

274
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,120
Not what I expected.
No, no. I keep jumping to conclusions.

275
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,390
Accessories, huh?

276
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,710
The charm on your bag is really cute too.

277
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,640
My charm? O-Oh, you think?

278
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,200
Thanks.

279
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,530
Th-That has to be...

280
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:24,740
a pin of Sachiko's magical wand!

281
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,160
It was a limited-edition collab between
Glittermon and an accessory shop.

282
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,330
But it was just way too girly for me.

283
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,880
I-I can't...

284
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,210
I'm so jealous!

285
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,460
The fact that she acquired
such a rare item must mean...

286
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:44,080
That settles it! Amane-san really is a—

287
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,720
It's not what you think.

288
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,770
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?

289
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,720
That thing on my bag. I know you saw it.

290
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,910
It wasn't my idea to buy it.

291
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:55,360
My sister begged me
to buy one to match hers.

292
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,450
So you need to realize—

293
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,500
U-Um!

294
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,100
Patch died yesterday.

295
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,360
I cried all night long.

296
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:09,840
D-Do you really hate
Glittermon, Amane-san?

297
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,970
Huh? You know the truth.

298
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,240
I've got it bad.

299
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,060
N-No, I mean my sister's so into it
that I sorta got sucked in too!

300
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,890
You gotta understand...

301
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,380
Are you guys going out?

302
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,130
Ijichi!

303
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,930
Hang on! How much of that did you hear?

304
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,260
"I've got it bad"
and "You gotta understand."

305
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,510
That was, uh...

306
00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:34,320
Well, um, we were talking
about the charm on my bag.

307
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,530
Isn't that right, Otak—

308
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,020
Otaku-kun?!

309
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,210
Otagal.

310
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,860
Huh? I don't have it.

311
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,710
It's not here! It's not here!

312
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,920
I left my textbook at home!

313
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,050
Open to page 56.

314
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,370
And today of all days,

315
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:58,120
when I have the scariest
teacher in the whole school!

316
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,750
ENGLISH TEACHER (36), SWIM TEAM
ADVISOR, NICKNAMED "MAFIA"

317
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,920
We're going over past perfect
tense again from yesterday.
I-I'm in for it if I don't have
anything on my desk.

318
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,200
This will make or break you
on the upcoming midterm test.

319
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,520
For now, I'll pull my
math textbook out instead

320
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,510
It's important,
so let's cover the key points.

321
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:11,160
and just try to make it through alive!
Let's read the examples from the text.

322
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,410
We'll start with Kobayashi
and go down the roster.

323
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,920
Y-Yes, sir! Um...

324
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,480
"The krill live under the sea..."

325
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,560
Wait, we're going by the roster?

326
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:20,730
Kobayashi, Saito, Shirakawa, Sudo...

327
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,520
KOBAYASHI

328
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:22,270
SAITO

329
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,020
SHIRAKAWA

330
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:23,900
SUDO

331
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:24,340
SEO

332
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,930
Are you kidding me?!

333
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:32,360
"The ice is melting
and the krill are decreasing."

334
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,390
"And humans have a..."

335
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,310
Otaku-kun, got a red pen?

336
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,340
She noticed!

337
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,340
Look, look! Otaku-kun's trying to fool
us with a math book! Isn't that wild?

338
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:58,680
If Ijichi-san outs me,
even if she means no harm,

339
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,350
I'll be the laughingstock of the class.

340
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,350
Sensei, I forgot my textbook!

341
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,400
You forgot it again, Ijichi?

342
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,460
Oh boy. Get someone else to share, then.

343
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,240
The seat next to me is open.

344
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,770
Nah, I'm good.

345
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,970
Seo-kun will lemme use his.

346
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,690
Huh?

347
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:19,360
It's freaking hilarious that you tried
to fool him with your math book!

348
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,900
What were you going to do
when it got to your turn?

349
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:25,850
Her textbook? She was covering for me?

350
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,420
'Cause you're always letting me
borrow stuff.

351
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:34,010
This is payback, okay?

352
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,200
So I'm using your red pen, you hear?

353
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,770
Seo! Ijichi! Eyes up here!

354
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,120
GALS CAN'T BE KIND TO OTAKU?!

355
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,400
Otagal.

356
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,800
Time for club.

357
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,150
I'm pooped.

358
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,260
Hey, let's go do karaoke.

359
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,240
Dude, you just went yesterday.

360
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,260
How 'bout you, Amane?
If it's fun, why not go every day?

361
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,160
Huh.

362
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,910
Nah, that would get boring fast.

363
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,640
Those two are so cute!

364
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,170
Yeah.

365
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,610
I heard that Amane-san used to be a model.

366
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,490
Really?

367
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,090
And Kotoko is as cute as an idol.

368
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,080
Ijichi is so easy to talk to.

369
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:14,960
It's true.

370
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,770
I think I want Amane-san to humiliate me.

371
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,640
TAKUYA SEO

372
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,090
It goes without saying,

373
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,850
but people like them
and introverted otaku like me

374
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:30,360
basically live in different worlds.

375
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,730
Well, that's okay.

376
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,570
I still have something to look forward to.

377
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:34,880
And they just came out today!
GLITTERY MONPETS: 12 VERSIONS TOTAL
LIMIT ONE PER PERSON

378
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,070
The Glittermon blind boxes!

379
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,240
They're rare items,
limited to one per customer.

380
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,330
I've got to get one no matter what!

381
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,090
Hey, bro!

382
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,110
Y-Yes?

383
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,050
Which way to city hall?

384
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:57,720
Huh?

385
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,220
I said city hall!

386
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,540
Eek!

387
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,400
I can't figure out where the hell it is!

388
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,820
Uh... N-No phone?

389
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,190
I got one...

390
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,060
Just don't know how to use it.

391
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,570
Phew. Took longer than I thought,

392
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,370
but I'm finally here!

393
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,860
And this is great! It isn't very crowded.

394
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,660
Kind of disappointing that it
isn't more popular, though.

395
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,290
I'm so excited!

396
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,170
Heck yeah! I'm finally gonna get one!

397
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,550
It's not what you think!

398
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,420
M-My baby sister was really
looking forward to this,

399
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,840
so I'm getting one for her.

400
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,320
Hey, it's Otaku-kun!

401
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,080
Of course we'd run into you
at a place like this.

402
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,630
Y-Yeah.

403
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,060
Oh.

404
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,810
A Glittermon figurine?

405
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:57,140
Um, weren't you supposed
to go to karaoke today?

406
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:01,450
Oh, that? They invited more boys and it
felt like a group date, so we backed out.

407
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:04,280
Also, this came out today, so...

408
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:09,790
As for me, I saw the grin on Amane's face
and thought it'd be fun to tag along.

409
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,640
I see.

410
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:16,170
So Amane-san really does like Glittermon?

411
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,880
I wish I could say,
"Let's buy them together."

412
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,220
If we throw in together,
GLITTERY MONPETS

413
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,430
we each have better chance
of getting what we want.

414
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:29,680
And above all, it seems more fun that way!
I mean, wow, it's real rare
to see you lookin' so giddy!

415
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,300
I don't think I'm acting that giddy.

416
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,860
Did you know Taka-chan was all in tears?

417
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,180
"Why isn't Amane coming?"

418
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,320
Yeah. That guy's way too
aggressive. I hate him.

419
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,320
Wow.

420
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,320
We live in different worlds.

421
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,150
Otakus and gals aren't compatible.

422
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:49,530
I'll sneak back here later to buy mine.

423
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,500
What?!

424
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,590
Listen, Otaku-kun...
Listen, Otaku-kun...

425
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,800
You're buying a figure, right?

426
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,550
Let's buy 'em together!

427
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:09,510
I'm also getting one to help Amane out.

428
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,290
If you get Vamp the Great,
will you trade with me?

429
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,580
He's my... my sister's favorite character.

430
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,190
Come on, let's go pick ours out!

431
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,550
O-Okay!

432
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,960
Yes! I got the Miss Luna I wanted!

433
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,600
Whoa!
Whoa!

434
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,880
Good for you!

435
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,710
Congrats!

436
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,220
Maybe it's my reward
for doing a good deed today.

437
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:51,250
All right, let's see what I get. Ta-da!

438
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,450
Whoa! Ijichi-san,
that's the secret figure!

439
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,080
Is it? Go me!

440
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:03,530
I didn't get Lord Vamp...

441
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,970
I like Patch too, though!

442
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,750
Can gals be kind to otaku?

443
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:19,460
Maybe they can after all.

444
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:23,010
FIRST HOUR
"OTAKU AND GALS AND GLITTERMON"

445
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,600
H-How did this happen?

446
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,850
Wow. Your room's actually pretty clean.

447
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,360
So, where are your drawings?

448
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:05,610
Two intense gals are here
in my room with me!

449
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,750
What am I supposed to do?!